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August 25, 2011

Our Proudest Moment
— Ace

Dan-O says look what happens when you search for SCOAMF on Bing.

P-shop thanks to John G. If you're keeping track, John E did the first SCOAMF shops, then John J did some, and now John G is doing some. (And John E sent me more.)

Posted by: Ace at 04:24 PM | Comments (142)
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1 Google AdWords FTW!

Posted by: Andy at August 25, 2011 04:25 PM (veZ9n)

2 Obama's a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure and he brings hurricanes to my state. Asshole!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at August 25, 2011 04:26 PM (ijjAe)

3 Or whatever you call that on Bing. Duh.

Posted by: Andy at August 25, 2011 04:26 PM (veZ9n)

4 heh

Posted by: chemjeff at August 25, 2011 04:27 PM (s7mIC)

5 Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: dudeformerlyinsantacruz at August 25, 2011 04:27 PM (BRa9r)

6 I wish JEF would have a motorcade go by me where I could just stand with a big SCOAMF sign. Maybe it would be like Who Is John Galt.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 25, 2011 04:28 PM (KbEJl)

7 Awesome

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 04:28 PM (M9Ie6)

8 Did a google search on SCOAMF a few hours ago and felt that once you coin a term that ends up in the urban dictionary, you have arrived.

Posted by: Flounder at August 25, 2011 04:28 PM (Kkt/i)

9 Valu Rite for all, I am buying.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 25, 2011 04:28 PM (0xpPd)

10 Obama is obviously polling poorly with the important John segment of the electorate.

Posted by: Cicero at August 25, 2011 04:28 PM (NbShV)

11 Finally, a legacy worthy of the JEF

Posted by: DJ at August 25, 2011 04:29 PM (icPU9)

12 UrbanDictionary....... Awesome use of scoamf in a sentence.....

Posted by: FU52 at August 25, 2011 04:29 PM (NZu+i)

13 Wait, you guys don't like Obama?

Posted by: incredulously fluffy at August 25, 2011 04:29 PM (4Kl5M)

14 It looks like he's saying "say hello to my little friend". And by little friend I can only assume he means Jesse Lee. Also, are all Photoshop gurus named John nowadays?

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:30 PM (syoaz)

15 It gets better, urban dic.

http://tinyurl.com/4xzl6qo

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 25, 2011 04:30 PM (0xpPd)

16 This is supernova of awesome!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 04:30 PM (c0A3e)

17 Oh. My. God.

WE DID IT!

we did to him what they did to Bush. (giggle) ok i purely love this...

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 25, 2011 04:31 PM (QNeKQ)

18 To summarize in case anyone forgets to hit the UD link:

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.

Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.

FWIW, anyone doing bumperstickers yet?

Posted by: JWF at August 25, 2011 04:31 PM (1l37M)

19 Morons rule!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 25, 2011 04:31 PM (qiOph)

20 Obama truly is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.The world knows.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:31 PM (pV6cO)

21 Maybe there is something to this internet thing after all. Besides pron, I mean.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at August 25, 2011 04:32 PM (le5qc)

22 I don't remember doing any photoshops.

Posted by: JohnJ at August 25, 2011 04:33 PM (Tt6ky)

23 aybe there is something to this internet thing after all. Besides pron, I mean.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at August 25, 2011 08:32 PM (le5qc)

Shut yo mouf.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 25, 2011 04:33 PM (qiOph)

24 Time to go folks. Early day tomorrow.

BTW, I will not be in until the afternoon so no morning news.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 04:33 PM (M9Ie6)

25 but he is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure so...

Posted by: trailortrash at August 25, 2011 04:33 PM (xllDV)

26 My highest regards and kudos to the Moron who brilliantly registered stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.com!

Posted by: mugiwara at August 25, 2011 04:33 PM (KI/Ch)

27 Our Proudest Moment

IDK Weinergate is still up there. Very few times in history was an army so exactly perfect for a single battle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at August 25, 2011 04:34 PM (0q2P7)

28 Is it John Galt or John Doe?

Posted by: Pooter Hound at August 25, 2011 04:34 PM (le5qc)

29 Hol.E.Shit. Good stuff!

Someone on the prior thread said it comes up in a Media Matters search. You can see it if you search both together -- they're bitching about 'Obama Derangement Syndrome' (snort!) but I couldn't link to it -- gateway error.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 04:34 PM (VRRGE)

30 I'm rather proud that the number one search-engine returns for the phrase "twisted dollop of evil scum" are links to my blogging about Bill Ayers, or to other bloggers quoting me.

Posted by: Beldar at August 25, 2011 04:34 PM (duTu/)

31 Is it wise to give hits to his campaign site though?

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:35 PM (pV6cO)

32 Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get a search of Barak Obama come back with SCoaMF. THAT would be the coup de gras.

Posted by: dogfish at August 25, 2011 04:35 PM (N2yhW)

33 23 Maybe there is something to this internet thing after all.

Besides pron, I mean.

Don't get carried away now.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 25, 2011 04:36 PM (0xpPd)

34 Amazing that Obama propaganda site still gets top billing in google results. Sorry for getting serious despite the funny p-s.

Posted by: Tonawanda at August 25, 2011 04:36 PM (fgysf)

35 He won.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at August 25, 2011 04:36 PM (ApIyR)

36 Google has dutifully scrubbed barackobama.com from their results. But urban dictionary shows up near top.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 04:36 PM (AZGON)

Maybe there is something to this internet thing after all. Besides pron, I mean.

We're gonna need every gigabyte to fight against the MFM's coming assault on our nominee.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 25, 2011 04:37 PM (KbEJl)

38 Anyone else get to hear Andy Levy give Drew a shoutout during the Halftime report of Red Eye last night?

Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2011 04:37 PM (GULKT)

39 John E., John G., John J. With 23 letters left in the alphabet we're in for some good times.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 04:38 PM (AZGON)

40 Odumdum is now a Stuttering Cluster Search of a Miserable Failure.

If he keeps up the current trend and performs down to his lowtential he's gonna be the King of All Miserable Failures. He can have a bookend satellite radio show with Stern.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 25, 2011 04:38 PM (HBqDo)

I appreciate your morning reports, Vic. Thanks.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at August 25, 2011 04:38 PM (ybA9f)

42 26 Time to go folks. Early day tomorrow. BTW, I will not be in until the afternoon so no morning news. Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 08:33 PM (M9Ie6) Hope it's for golf and not more ick. Find a good course with hot beer cart gals. The morning won't be the same without you. You're like drudge with more funny & insight.

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:39 PM (syoaz)

43 John E., John G., John J.

With 23 letters left in the alphabet we're in for some good times.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 08:38 PM (AZGON)

Ace knows a lot of Johns.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2011 04:40 PM (X6akg)

44 Like, totally O'Reilly! If only Christine O'donnell made a 'we need more young gays' instead of her 'I'm not a witch' ad, she would have won the election!

I totally agree with mayor Bloomturd that no Christianists should be allowed to say a prayer during the 9/11 10 year anniv! I think we should have a gay pride parade as part of the remembrance! This is what the Republican party needs right now. More young gays.... and rainbows.... and Bert and Ernie having muppet secs on a children's program! yay! pass the happy sauce

Posted by: Margaret Hoover, genius at August 25, 2011 04:40 PM (Tv6z3)

45 I haven't been this proud since I pissed a portrait of the Mona Lisa in a snow bank. Unintentionally, of course.

Posted by: Sock Pro at August 25, 2011 04:40 PM (4t9J5)

46 42 Really? For what?

Oh and the MLK dedication has been canceled. Irene is such an evil racist bitch.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 04:40 PM (VRRGE)

47 40 Google has dutifully scrubbed barackobama.com from their results. But urban dictionary shows up near top. Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 08:36 PM (AZGON) And the "not being evil continues".

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:41 PM (syoaz)

48 SCFOAMF? What language is that? Labian?

Posted by: Contessa Brewer, proud graduate of Syracuse University at August 25, 2011 04:42 PM (le5qc)

49 SCFOAMF? What language is that? Labian?

Austrian.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 25, 2011 04:43 PM (7utQ2)

50 Same deal on Yahoo! as well...

http://tiny.cc/c5v2c

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at August 25, 2011 04:43 PM (OJBf1)

51 Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2011 08:40 PM (X6akg) You owe me a new iPhone. And a whisky coke.

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:44 PM (syoaz)

52 So who originally came up with that description, was it Ace? It really is genius.

Posted by: DJ at August 25, 2011 04:44 PM (icPU9)

53 So Ace,

How would one go about submitting a scoamf pshop?

Posted by: weew at August 25, 2011 04:44 PM (7RbIF)

54 Oh and the MLK dedication has been canceled.

You owe the estate $450.17 for that comment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 25, 2011 04:44 PM (7utQ2)

55 31 Hol.E.Shit. Good stuff!

Someone on the prior thread said it comes up in a Media Matters search. You can see it if you search both together -- they're bitching about 'Obama Derangement Syndrome' (snort!) but I couldn't link to it -- gateway error.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 08:34 PM (VRRGE)

That was me. I didn't post a link because... well... it's fucking Media Matters. I actually clicked through on the link I found in the Google results. I should probably go perform a low-level format of my hard drive... Ick...

Posted by: Herr Blücher at August 25, 2011 04:45 PM (5a6TC)

56 42 Anyone else get to hear Andy Levy give Drew a shoutout during the Halftime report of Red Eye last night?

Yep.. Congrats Drew.

Posted by: Obama is a SCOAMF at August 25, 2011 04:45 PM (QyzIi)

57 52 42 Really? For what?

Oh and the MLK dedication has been canceled. Irene is such an evil racist bitch.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 08:40 PM (VRRGE)

I can't remember if it was a line about about the hurricane or the earthquake.

Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2011 04:45 PM (GULKT)

58 34 Is it wise to give hits to his campaign site though? Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 08:35 PM (pV6cO) Sure, it's not like his campaign site is monetized with ads. Now, be sure you don't donate on his site. That would be bad.

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:47 PM (syoaz)

59 56 Same deal on Yahoo! as well...

http://tiny.cc/c5v2c

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at August 25, 2011 08:43 PM (OJBf1)

It should. Yahoo uses Bing for it Search Engine. They just don't advertise it as prominently since they learned their lesson after doing that with Google.

Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2011 04:47 PM (GULKT)

60 I've never been prouder to be a moron.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 25, 2011 04:47 PM (yKL37)

61 HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! PUDDING FUTURES!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: sixgunsam at August 25, 2011 04:48 PM (Hghnz)

62 Oh and let's bring this racism full circle...

SLJ is right. Irene? Pft. What's this Greek name bullshit? Where's the diversity?

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 04:49 PM (VRRGE)

63 That picture of Obama is more hideous than usual.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:50 PM (pV6cO)

64 Check out Urban Dictionary Souvenir Shop.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 25, 2011 04:50 PM (F2lG1)

65 Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. I just like saying that.

Great work y'all!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 25, 2011 04:50 PM (/izg2)

66 Everything has an upside. If we get a really bad hurricane, I will have something else that I can blame my complete failure on. Fore!

Posted by: stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 04:51 PM (DyiuR)

67 Posted by: JWF at August 25, 2011 08:31 PM (1l37M) Consider it done. Tomorrow. After the buzz wears off.

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 04:51 PM (syoaz)

68 This may be my favorite scoamf p-shop yet.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 25, 2011 04:51 PM (4+wft)

69 YES WE CAN!!

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2011 04:53 PM (Fw2Gg)

70 71 Heh. I want that beer stein.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 04:53 PM (VRRGE)

71 "8 Did a google search on SCOAMF a few hours ago and felt that once you coin a term that ends up in the urban dictionary, you have arrived." Great definitions.

Posted by: noah webster at August 25, 2011 04:53 PM (DyiuR)

72 Also: this rates skull.

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2011 04:53 PM (Fw2Gg)

73 33 I'm rather proud that the number one search-engine returns for the phrase "twisted dollop of evil scum" are links to my blogging about Bill Ayers, or to other bloggers quoting me.

Let's not forget we lead in "cocksucker" quotes until the Ewok made us start using "sucker of cock"

Posted by: The Cocksucker Polease at August 25, 2011 04:54 PM (0xpPd)

"Pudding Futures Rise" - lol

Posted by: el mao at August 25, 2011 04:54 PM (RZ5o3)

75 Google definitely scrubs. Before the current deluge, if you searched for "stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, it returned 9 results. If you searched for "that guy that doesn't read all the comments" saying SCOAMF it returned many dozens.

EvilÂ® definitely dinks with results they don't like.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 25, 2011 04:54 PM (GTbGH)

76 I like the Hope poster SCoaMF shop the best.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (pV6cO)

77 If this keeps up the FCC is going to have to institute a Miserable Failure Doctrine for the Intertubes.

For the sake of fairness we wouldn't want all miserable failures to carry the stigma of a stuttering clusterfuck just because of Preznit Golfsalot.

_{...the next thing you know they'd be getting bullied and stuff.}

Posted by: ontherocks at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (HBqDo)

78 You can vote up the definitions for SCoaMF on UrbanDictionary too. I was able to up all 3 without signing in or anything.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (GKQDR)

79 Here's the Red Eye shout out. It's right at the beginning.

Posted by: Andy at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (veZ9n)

80 Now *this* I love. Always like Azinger. Now I love him.

Posted by: lu at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (VRRGE)

81 An Army of Morons

Posted by: blaster at August 25, 2011 04:55 PM (Fw2Gg)

82 My God, it's full of win!

Posted by: jakeman at August 25, 2011 04:56 PM (POByM)

83 52 42 Really? For what? Oh and the MLK dedication has been canceled. Irene is such an evil racist bitch. You know why the MLK Memorial took so long to complete? Because memorials in D.C. must be self-funded, and the black community would not open their wallets for it. Evil, racist corporate sponsors had to fund this memorial to make it happen. True story.

Posted by: Sock Pro at August 25, 2011 04:56 PM (4t9J5)

84 83 Of course,they suck Obama's ballsack 24/7,so does Yahoo.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:56 PM (pV6cO)

85 Blue on blue:

(The Hill) Â— Rep. John Yarmuth (D-Ky.) slammed President ObamaÂ’s promise that the stimulus package would deliver lower unemployment rates as Â“the stupidest thing that basically any administration probably ever saidÂ” in an interview Wednesday with WFPL News.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 25, 2011 04:56 PM (o2lIv)

86 Once upon a nation weary, while I googled, drunk and bleary, Over many a quaint and curious bottle of heady ale here, While I nodded, bottle capping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping, while I held pale beer. "'Barack 'tis this whore," I stuttered, "clusterfucking at my door I hear- Misery 'tis, and failure near."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 04:56 PM (AZGON)

87 Apropos of nothing, my daughter is going to visit friends in Fresno. She left the house this morning at 7:30 am to catch a 10 am flight out of JFK. JFK to Phoenix - Phoenix to Fresno. 4 hour delay at JFK...2 hour delay on a rebooked flight out of Phoenix. She still has not arrived in Fresno.

Flying reeeeaaally sucks these days.

Ok, carry on....I just needed to vent.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2011 04:57 PM (X6akg)

88 91 He is deserving enough of a tatue,just wish a friggin American artist could have done it.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:57 PM (pV6cO)

89 I have never been as proud of the internet as I am at this point.

Posted by: 141Driver at August 25, 2011 04:57 PM (DXa7u)

90 95 IT's only going to get worse,like everything else thanks to the SCoaMF.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (pV6cO)

91 That p-shop is the funniest thing I have ever seen/heard!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (tCpeN)

92 I didn't make it up. I called him a "stuttering prick" (Joe Pesci's line in Goodfellas, making fun of that kid he winds up killing). Later I saw people were saying SCoaMF in the comments. I don't know who is responsible.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (nj1bB)

93 Great Presidential Nicknames: Father of His Country, Old Hickory, Honest Abe, Tippecanoe, Give 'Em Hell Harry, The Gipper, Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

Best Known Presidential Initials: TR, FDR, JFK, LBJ, W, SCOAMF

Posted by: Peregrine Took - Garofalo thinks I'm a Racist at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (mJznp)

I fucking love you guys.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (q177U)

95 So who originally came up with that description, was it Ace? It really is genius.

*bows*

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at August 25, 2011 04:58 PM (GTbGH)

96 For the first time in my life, I'm proud to be a Moron.

Posted by: Bizarro MO at August 25, 2011 04:59 PM (fBcMi)

97 It's quite obvious that Paul Azinger is a member of the Klan.

Posted by: Jeneane Garafalo at August 25, 2011 05:00 PM (4t9J5)

98 They just don't advertise it as prominently since they learned their lesson after doing that with Google.

Huh? what lesson?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 25, 2011 05:01 PM (s7mIC)

99 Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Shall we keep this on the radar until next November? I think we shall. Everyone else remember the similar cover-up they did for Bush google-bombs? Oh, wait, just the reverse. Never mind! Brilliant and greedy but narrowly ideological and amoral folks, those Googles.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:01 PM (bxiXv)

100 I thought I closed that tag. Oh, well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:01 PM (bxiXv)

101

I fucking love you guys.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2011 08:58 PM (q177U)

I love you too, Max. XXXOOOXXX

Posted by: Barney Fwank at August 25, 2011 05:04 PM (mJznp)

102 EvilÂ® definitely dinks with results they don't like. Posted by: toby928Â™ at August 25, 2011 08:54 PM (GTbGH) Google has become the Wikipedia of search engines. If they don't have a dog in the fight, the search is good. But if it affects their ego or ideology, the results are tainted.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:05 PM (bxiXv)

103 Google has become the Wikipedia of search engines. Jimmy Wales has a personal appeal for you. "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 05:05 PM (AZGON)

104 I pretty much hate Twitter, but that Azinger quote earned a RT.

And now, I denounce myself.

Posted by: jakeman at August 25, 2011 05:07 PM (POByM)

105

@58

I think it was the guy who doesn't read the comments.

Posted by: artemis at August 25, 2011 05:09 PM (EL9AK)

106 Thanks Ace.

Posted by: DJ at August 25, 2011 05:09 PM (icPU9)

107 Celebrate we much!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 25, 2011 05:09 PM (WUWb9)

108 @108 I see what you did there.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 05:09 PM (AZGON)

109 I'm delurking long enough to say that I have tried to do my part with spreading the word. I've put most of those shops on my Facebook page and refer to the scomf as a scomf as often as possible. I will now return to my regular state of lurkiness.

Posted by: Mrscorpio at August 25, 2011 05:10 PM (sVB51)

110 I don't read the comments, either

Posted by: artemis at August 25, 2011 05:11 PM (EL9AK)

111 28 My highest regards and kudos to the Moron who brilliantly registered stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.com!

HOLY CRAP! That is hilarious!

Posted by: Lady in Unidentified, Non-Threatening Color at August 25, 2011 05:11 PM (ycuSb)

112 YEEEEE-HAW! Stuttering clusterfucks of miserable failure hardest hit!!!!

Now I know why I suck at P-shop, my name isn't John.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 25, 2011 05:13 PM (Zgfnd)

113

I pointed this out on the Facebook page:

When I enetered "scoamf" as a search on Dogpile, 2 of the top 3 results were from AoSHQ. The other was the Wikipedia entry for "Confidence Trick."

That was a few days ago. Now the Wiki entry is #5.

Posted by: logprof at August 25, 2011 05:14 PM (lh7Yc)

114 I almost thought, earlier today, that the phrase was getting a bit overused/abused. But then a work of art like this comes along and totally redeems it!

Posted by: jimmuy at August 25, 2011 05:16 PM (M4+vv)

115 ...and Zazzle prints the SCoMF tee shirts. hilarious!

Posted by: poljunkie at August 25, 2011 05:16 PM (qWgxo)

116 *sniff. wipes tear*

I'm so proud

Posted by: Frank G at August 25, 2011 05:17 PM (1rPxL)

117 Thanks John E! G! C! whatever!

Ball dipping goodness haha!! love it

Posted by: Billy Barty at August 25, 2011 05:18 PM (Tv6z3)

118 Pure win

Posted by: brak at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (nIoiW)

119 I just Bing'd "stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure" and the 6th entry down was the actual barackobama.com in the results. LULZ

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 25, 2011 05:21 PM (ycuSb)

120 Awesome! So proud to be a moron.

Posted by: Snafu at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (8d28r)

121 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: Watership Down AudioBook at August 25, 2011 05:26 PM (z3/Dt)

122

I've posted this before but, Check out hurricaine #2 for 2013 on the named storm list

Barry

Posted by: KZnextzone at August 25, 2011 05:35 PM (ZUWaD)

123 To the campaign of A Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

C'mon, people. G**gle will surely tweak their evil-fu to minimize the attribution. Throw in an occasional, properly formed link to a SCoaMF to cement the term.

We are professional morons after all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2011 05:39 PM (r4t7/)

124

I'm going to make labels that say Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure and slap them up everywhere I go --the gas station, the grocery stores, public restrooms ... let's push this thing hard.

At the very least it'll piss off the leftists when they see stuff like this.

Posted by: Warden at August 25, 2011 05:42 PM (Kl5jh)

125 RE: #107

Clearly Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith is the most professional moron.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (r4t7/)

126

SCOAMF

Did I mention that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: Warden at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (Kl5jh)

127 That shit on urban dictionary is funny.

Posted by: California red at August 25, 2011 05:48 PM (DXTKe)

128

Guess what? You can comment on the Obama campaign website.

I think I'll register. Heh heh heh heh.

Posted by: Warden at August 25, 2011 05:53 PM (Kl5jh)

129 The libtard blogs haven't even noticed this happened. They're still bitching to each other about Bush and Cheney.

Posted by: Roy at August 25, 2011 05:54 PM (tiOTz)

130 I am full of joy over this!!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at August 25, 2011 06:06 PM (otfJ1)

131 Someone should periodically track the number of results both for SCOAMF and the spelled-out version. As of just now on google, it was 3270 and 73,500.

Well done, M&M's.

Posted by: RightWingProf, managing partner, Bacon & Cleavage LLC at August 25, 2011 06:09 PM (avT4H)

132 I'm so proud that we've pissed off the fascists at Media Matters......

Posted by: crowsting, who know that Obama is a SCOAMF at August 25, 2011 06:15 PM (u5Yh9)

133 I've started to drop SCoaMF into various comment sections of the WaPo, NYT etc. C'mon Bing/Google work your magic.

Posted by: rockhead at August 25, 2011 06:46 PM (ZMHGo)

134 I feel like going to a Chinese buffet and publicly dunking my nuts in the tapioca. It's that good.

Posted by: Brett at August 25, 2011 07:23 PM (Dj93q)

135

check google images!

Posted by: rob at August 25, 2011 07:39 PM (RDhnw)

136 Pudding Futures Rise
Now, that's a headline.

Posted by: Quenchy at August 25, 2011 07:42 PM (oNgUJ)

137 Have I mentioned lately that the Prez is a SCOAMF? Yes, a stuttering clusterf*** of a miserable failure.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 25, 2011 07:44 PM (kMPNe)

138 That there is better'n a bar o' Ivory in a microwave.

Posted by: Running Hobo at August 25, 2011 08:00 PM (l1oyw)

139

*blinded by the brilliance of it, the newbie fell to her knees in awe*

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at August 25, 2011 08:31 PM (f1Ivl)

140 Heh.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (formerly TheLastDJ) at August 25, 2011 09:23 PM (L0VvJ)

141 Our Proudest Moment "I think it's brilliant! What an idea! And I was there! He took the idea! He saw it ripe on the tree, he plucked it, and he put it in his pocket. It's, it's, dare I say... genius? Ah, no, no! But maybe, ooh! ah! maybe it is! Maybe I'm in the presence of greatness, maybe I just don't know it. But I saw it..."

Posted by: LizLem at August 25, 2011 09:34 PM (lSuMX)

142 Not **quite** as cool, but look at the first guess made by google maps when you search for "SCOAMF" -- http: //tinyurl.com /scoamfmapp iness

Posted by: DRH at August 26, 2011 05:42 PM (xFoDt)

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