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May 27, 2011

Overnight Open Thread-Emergency Drop Edition [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

My apologies up front but this is a short notice ONT. As Maet says, the show must go on so here goes.

Let's start off by going postal. No, not that way, but this way. It would seem you North West morons have quite the character delivering your mail. Meet the Postal Defacator.

A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired.

Kinda explains this story. The US Postal Service Staggers Near Collapse. I can't believe it would take someone 3 years to figure out what ails the Postal Service.

Congress gave him until the end of 2011 to report on the USPS's woes. But Herr and his team concluded that the postal service's business model was so badly broken that collapse was imminent. Abandoning a long tradition of overdue reports, they felt they had to deliver theirs 18 months early in April 2010 to the various House and Senate committees and subcommittees that watch over the USPS. A year later, the situation is even grimmer. With the rise of e-mail and the decline of letters, mail volume is falling at a staggering rate, and the postal service's survival plan isn't reassuring. Elsewhere in the world, postal services are grappling with the same dilemmaÂ—only most of them, in humbling contrast, are thriving.

Heh. 21 Example Of Unintentional Pron. Poor weather guy has some issues.

Speaking of weather, the NY Times posted an interesting graphic of where the tornado deaths this year have occurred. Interactive Map of Tornado Deaths 2011.

According to wunderground, the Joplin tornado was the 7th Billion Dollar weather disaster so far in 2011. And we haven't even started hurricane season yet!

The Joplin tornado is the 7th U.S. weather disaster of 2011 costing more than a billion dollars. With hurricane season still to come, 2011 has an excellent chance of beating 2008's record of nine billion-dollar weather disasters. The billion dollar weather disasters of 2011 so far:
1) 2011 Groundhog Day's blizzard ($1- $4 billion)
2) April 3 -5 Southeast U.S. severe weather outbreak ($2 billion)
3) April 8 - 11 severe weather outbreak ($2.25 billion)
4) April 25 - 28 super tornado outbreak ($3.5 - $6 billion)
5) Mississippi River flood of 2011 ($9 billion)
6) Texas drought ($1.2 billion)
7) Joplin tornado ($1 - $3 billion)

On this day in military history, the German battleship Bismarck was sunk after 4 days of persistent attacks by the British after the HMS Hood had been sunk. For this and other significant events, This Day In History.

The 50 Dirtiest Moments In Comic Book History.

I want one of these.

I think I know the name of the sequel to The Black Hole. It would seem there might be White Holes too.

Rushbabe sent me this the other day. Leeches and Maggots: Doctors' Old-Fashioned Little Helpers.

I close out the ONT with this story. Would you chop off your hand and take an artificial one instead? This guy did.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a classic BK ad.

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or genghis. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

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1 I thought I was going to die. No, really.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:24 PM (6neGz)

2 Oh, and Dammit Editor!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:24 PM (6neGz)

3 Condall/Netanyahu 2012! That was a great little rant in the sidebar.

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2011 06:24 PM (FcR7P)

4 I close out the ONT with this story. Would you chop off your hand and take an artificial one instead?

Groovy!

Posted by: Ash Williams at May 27, 2011 06:26 PM (X6497)

5 Thanks for the ONT, CDR.

The story I really liked from today was the one where the Mom offed the guy that raped her daughter. Heartwarming stories like that just make my day.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2011 06:27 PM (/izg2)

6 Every fight is funnier when one or more combatants are nekkid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:27 PM (M+wNN)

7 I want one of these.

I got a shotgun!

Posted by: Chris Redfield at May 27, 2011 06:28 PM (X6497)

8 BRUINS SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:28 PM (M+wNN)

9 Bruins score!

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:28 PM (pW2o8)

Why is Editor dying?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

11 'staggers near collapse', eh? No need to get personal.........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 27, 2011 06:28 PM (UqKQV)

12 Wyatt, you know about this?

Loud bangs shake NE Philly. No cause yet but everything including possible earthquake is being considered http://bit.ly/kV859m

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:29 PM (X6497)

13 That Russian guy talks way too much. Just shoot the damn thing. You have an effing automatic shotgun. What's with the effing talking?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:29 PM (6neGz)

14 This has been one fucking hell of a week. I am so glad it is over.

Posted by: Geronimo at May 27, 2011 06:29 PM (KSbzL)

15 Oh, I wasn't really dying, except to be subject to the music thread. That's all.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:30 PM (6neGz)

16 Yep. TGIF. Long weekend, too. Hooray!

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:30 PM (pW2o8)

17 aaaaaaa, the unintentional porn was too funny.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:31 PM (RZ8pf)

18 Son of a bitch I missed another music thread. Oh hey good stuff CDR. Sir.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 06:31 PM (RPYjQ)

19 12 Wyatt, you know about this?

Loud bangs shake NE Philly. No cause yet but everything including possible earthquake is being considered http://bit.ly/kV859m

That's a mile from my house, but I didn't hear anything. It might have been me when I tripped down the steps. Sorry for the earthquake, everyone!

Actually, we had a minor tornado touch down less than a quarter mile from my house last week. Tore the roof off two buildings. Odd for Philly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:31 PM (M+wNN)

20 Loud bangs shake NE Philly. No cause yet but everything including possible earthquake is being considered http://bit.ly/kV859m
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 10:29 PM

North Philly? Probably another house fell down, just one that was bigger than the others

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 06:31 PM (vdfwz)

21 So does ace still hate us or has he forgiven us?

I was surprised to see a Meggy Mac thread and a ghey thread after yesterday's blow up.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:32 PM (pW2o8)

Loud bangs shake NE Philly. No cause yet but everything including possible earthquake is being considered http://bit.ly/kV859m

Wait, I just saw that on the season finale of the Event, that means the aliens have opened a portal and moved their dying planet next to ours. Sadly, we will be forever left hanging, not knowing what the aliens do to us, because the show was canceled.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

Philly? Probably somebody threw a body off the top of the Linc.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 06:32 PM (RPYjQ)

24 North Philly? Probably another house fell down, just one that was bigger than the others

HUGE difference between North Philly and NE Philly. North Philly is a crime haven. NE Philly is working class. Lots of cops, firefighters, and teacher-types.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:32 PM (M+wNN)

25 OK, well glad you aren't dying Editor. And yes, I fled from the music thread because I made the mistake of clicking on one of the crazy links. It was too much for me, and I was overcome by a fit of vapors. Now I am here on the ONT where everything is pure and clean.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:34 PM (RZ8pf)

26 And in Honor of John Waynes Birthday this week... I'm doing a Cavalry Trilogy Marathon...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2011 06:34 PM (NtXW4)

27 Bad enough stepping in the neighbor's dog's poop, but the postal carriers are now crapping in yards? Okay, how many people here would keep their jobs if they crapped in the bosses front yard? This union shit has gone too far.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2011 06:34 PM (seRb5)

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a classic BK ad.

That ad isn't suggestive at all. Nope!

/But it becomes even more wrong in one's mind when you know of a BK employee that contributed a little of his own "mayo" to the bin...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:35 PM (X6497)

29 Can we get the link for the USPS story? Right now it points to "http://minx.cc/INSERT%20URL%20OF%20LINK%20HERE"

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2011 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

I'm glad American war hero Tom Brokaw is the spokesdouche for AMC's War Hero Weekend.

"Vietnam had 360,000 men dead or wounded"

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 06:35 PM (RPYjQ)

31 Evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2011 06:35 PM (SwkdU)

32 So, PGiS, just want to make sure you do understand you are more than welcome for Sunday. (I was just totally completely misunderstanding of what movie you'd been to with the boy.)

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:35 PM (6neGz)

33 Loud bangs shake NE Philly. No cause yet but everything including possible earthquake is being considered http://bit.ly/kV859m

Is Wilson Goode back in charge?

Posted by: Geronimo at May 27, 2011 06:36 PM (KSbzL)

So, PGiS, just want to make sure you do understand you are more than welcome for Sunday. (I was just totally completely misunderstanding of what movie you'd been to with the boy.)

Wait, I lost track of that thread, was it Thor you guys were going to? Or Pirates? Anyway, thanks for the invitation but I am committed to a 6 mile walk on Sunday and then I have to go to work.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)

35 Yeah, Pirates. No worries. I just wanted to make sure you knew I was being an idiot. Yeah, I know - big surprise.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:38 PM (6neGz)

36 Okay, how many people here would keep their jobs if they crapped in the bosses front yard?
This union shit has gone too far.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2011 10:34 PM (seRb5)

You ask this on a thread full of MORONS?

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 06:38 PM (QuGK2)

37 Actually, we had a minor tornado touch down less than a quarter mile from my house last week. Tore the roof off two buildings. Odd for Philly.

Ouch,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:38 PM (X6497)

This union shit has gone too far.

pun intended?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)

39 21 So does ace still hate us or has he forgiven us?

I was surprised to see a Meggy Mac thread and a ghey thread after yesterday's blow up.
Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 10:32 PM

Yes, I hate you .... and I intend to go on hating you ... all the way to the bank

Posted by: Ewok counting site hits for ad rates at May 27, 2011 06:39 PM (vdfwz)

40 This game is crazy!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:39 PM (SB0V2)

Editor, you aren't an idiot. You are a gruff teddy bear with a heart of gold.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)

42 I've had a particularly crappy week and about the only thing that saved me was reading this site. You're a funny bunch and I thank you. And, FYI, I will not be seduced into participating in another Memorial Day thread like the one from 2009 (2008?). I still feel dirty.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:40 PM (q1/Wn)

43 PGiS must be drinking. Sweet. Me too!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:40 PM (6neGz)

I still feel dirty.

go on...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)

45 I still feel dirty.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 10:40 PM (q1/Wn)

Sweetie, being here, we all do. We all do.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (QuGK2)

46 A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired.

Hey, at least my incident was a victimless crime!!

Posted by: Kyle the Airline Fapper at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (vdfwz)

47 @41
I assume by "bank" you mean "shoebox next to the dumpster behind the OTB."

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (pW2o8)

48 Is Wilson Goode back in charge?

Bombs away!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (M+wNN)

49 Heh. PGiS. You were there. You know.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (q1/Wn)

50 Btw guy in Chinatown told me wolf pack action there tonite Nothing to do with loudness up in NE tho I guess Bruins got this!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:41 PM (SB0V2)

51 Would you chop off your hand and take an artificial one instead?

Sure, if necessary.

Posted by: Ash, Housewares Dept. at May 27, 2011 06:42 PM (FYCiJ)

52 oh, dumb_blonde, I finally got the cherry shoes. They are cool, but I thought the fabric would be slightly different. It doesn't matter, though, because I like them and am going to keep them. I haven't decided if they will be long term comfortable on my feet or if they are strictly valet yet.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:42 PM (RZ8pf)

53 Bruins win!

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:42 PM (pW2o8)

54 FPS Russia!!!!!

Posted by: Big T Party at May 27, 2011 06:42 PM (FfyYt)

55 Bruins/Canucks Stanley Cup Final. Awesome.

Shame there had to be a winner tonight, because this was a great series.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:42 PM (M+wNN)

56 Mark Recchi is a good luck charm!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:43 PM (SB0V2)

57 Patton, 254

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 06:43 PM (RPYjQ)

58 I haven't worn my yet. Still looking for the right dress and right weather. Still too cold here for sun dresses.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:44 PM (q1/Wn)

59 The Rifleman cover is a classic.

Posted by: The War Between the Battered States at May 27, 2011 06:45 PM (FYCiJ)

60 Heh. I forgot about that.

I wish I could forget about it.

And more about shotguns: Hicks got a Shotgun

/Perfect for "close encounters".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:45 PM (X6497)

61 Sorry you had a bad week, Dumb_Blonde.

I'm pooped and very scatter-brained this week, but it's just from being busy not from anything particularly bad.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:45 PM (pW2o8)

62 Oh, I had a shower drain question for the wise horde. I apparently have Cousin It down my drain, I managed to get his baby out this morning, but I can't reach him and for some reason (I suspect I am not strong enough) I can't get the drain cover open. I seem to recall that it is usually a bad idea to pour drano or stuff like that down the drain and it is better to snake it to get clogs out but I just want some confirmation because it would be so much easier to pour gunk down it than to either call a plumber or figure out how to snake it myself.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)

63 I love that Farscape is on Netflix. Love, love, love, love. A bottle of wine and Farscape on a Friday night. It doesn't get much better.

Posted by: Geronimo at May 27, 2011 06:46 PM (KSbzL)

64 Has anyone linked this song yet, for Sink the Bismark Day?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2011 06:46 PM (seRb5)

I haven't worn my yet. Still looking for the right dress and right weather. Still too cold here for sun dresses.

I'm thinking I am going to wear them with blue jean capris, a red tank top and a white sweater.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:46 PM (RZ8pf)

66 Thanks Y-not. Just crazy work. Nothing really terrible.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:47 PM (q1/Wn)

67 And, FYI, I will not be seduced into participating in another Memorial Day thread like the one from 2009 (2008?). I still feel dirty. Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 10:40 PM

The Infamous 1400 Thread from Memorial Day Weekend of 2009. It was analogous to the parents going away for the weekend and the teenage kids decide to hold an open party. Kind of like Risky Business

When Mom and Dad got home, they were NOT happy

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 06:47 PM (vdfwz)

hah, looks like one of my neighbors sent some severely pierced dickhead back to Seattle...after shooting his fucking dog. Concealed carry is awesome.

This park is about a block from my house.

http://tinyurl.com/3tg38z9

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 06:47 PM (MtwBb)

69 Good boy: Chara didn't touch the Prince of Wales Trophy. That would be bad ju-ju.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:47 PM (M+wNN)

I'm not drinking yet because I can't decide what to drink. And I'm probably going to be chatty cathy tonight because I don't get to play at AoS as much as I used to and I keep missing all the damn fun.

It's OK though, I can talk to myself. Or Cousin It.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)

71 Horton definitely trimmed his beard, Wyatt. That is bad mojo!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:48 PM (SB0V2)

72 Cute outfit idea. Don't know why I didn't consider capris.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (q1/Wn)

73 It's OK though, I can talk to myself. Or Cousin It.

A plunger works sometimes, but if you can't get the drain cover off, I guess that won't help.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (M+wNN)

It's OK though, I can talk to myself. Or Cousin It.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 10:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Are you checking your email tonight? If so...

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (6neGz)

75 PGiS, are the holes in the drain cover large enough for you to get a wire hanger into? You may be able to fish Cousin It out with a hooked hanger if they are.

Posted by: Geronimo at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (KSbzL)

76 Wow, I've been missing a lot around here lately.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (OMTjs)

77 So I predict Canucks to win! Unless Chara's neck beard cancels out Gorky an Horton

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:49 PM (SB0V2)

78 73 Horton definitely trimmed his beard, Wyatt. That is bad mojo!

Although it didn't hurt him tonight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:50 PM (M+wNN)

79 robtr, I think that guy (with the german shepard) lives somewhere over by me because Buddy and I have passed them a few times when we've been out on walks in the neighborhood. Anyway, good for him and why the heck did the douchebag think it was OK to let 3 pit bulls run off leash in a non-off leash park?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

80 That Rifleman cover looks familiar. Where have I seen it before?

Oh, yeah, from this Maddox article: ;">

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers: part 1

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:50 PM (X6497)

81 So hubby explained ot me the tradition of how the winning team does not touch the Prince of Wales trophy, because it's not the cup you want.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:50 PM (pW2o8)

82 I apparently have Cousin It down my drain, I managed to get his baby out this morning, but I can't reach him and for some reason (I suspect I am not strong enough) I can't get the drain cover open. I seem to recall that it is usually a bad idea to pour drano or stuff like that down the drain and it is better to snake it to get clogs out but I just want some confirmation because it would be so much easier to pour gunk down it than to either call a plumber or figure out how to snake it myself.

This is almost as good as the "Tang" post from long ago.

Posted by: The War Between the Battered States at May 27, 2011 06:50 PM (FYCiJ)

83 79 So I predict Canucks to win! Unless Chara's neck beard cancels out Gorky an Horton

Canucks are the best team in the league, but Thomas is the best goalie in the game right now. Should be a good series.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:51 PM (M+wNN)

84 Holy crap iPad makes weird posts! "Girly-man Horton"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:51 PM (SB0V2)

85 Ooohhh, yeah kbdabear. I was afraid we'd be grounded for LIFE.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:51 PM (q1/Wn)

86 83 So hubby explained ot me the tradition of how the winning team does not touch the Prince of Wales trophy, because it's not the cup you want.

Sorry, I should have explained above. The Flyers' Mike Richards touched it last year. They lost in the finals to Chi-Town. It's bad ju-ju.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2011 06:52 PM (M+wNN)

87 I haven't worn my yet. Still looking for the right dress and right weather. Still too cold here for sun dresses.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 10:44 PM (q1/Wn)

Hey, I bet its not too cold in front of your webcam...

Posted by: Some Moron at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (bgcml)

88 Anyway, good for him and why the heck did the douchebag think it was OK to let 3 pit bulls run off leash in a non-off leash park?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 10:50 PM (RZ8pf)

You have to watch the video and see what the guy looks like. I think meth is his friend.

Oh and I use liquid drano all the time or sometimes a plunger works. I have no idea what you are talking about with you cousin and his baby. Not sure if drano will disolve bones.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)

89 Editor, are you punking me because I have no mail from you.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (RZ8pf)

90 And, FYI, I will not be seduced into participating in another Memorial Day thread like the one from 2009 (2008?). I still feel dirty. Where I'm from, we call that a dare.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (9Lm5R)

91 Maybe this is the guy who dates Mehgan McCain.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (bs3JI)

92 Hockey still has some nice traditions and the players seem more likable. Too bad it hasn't really caught on down here, except in certain markets.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (pW2o8)

93 Tim Thomas is one class act. Sorry so hockey-ed up!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (SB0V2)

94 Predators and The Expendables had the AA-12 shotgun featured on a regular basis.

Posted by: Brian in BC at May 27, 2011 06:53 PM (z3FEK)

95 Is anyone going to Fleet Week in NYC? NYC or Staten Island? Best day Saturday or Sunday?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 27, 2011 06:54 PM (g3OU+)

PGiS, are the holes in the drain cover large enough for you to get a wire hanger into? You may be able to fish Cousin It out with a hooked hanger if they are.

Oh, maybe I'll try that. I was able to pull Baby It out through the holes using tweezers and a screwdriver. (don't ask, it was freakin early in the morning and I thought I'd be able to unscrew the cover, fish out the gunk, and move on, but nooooooo)

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:54 PM (RZ8pf)

97 #40 Yup

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2011 06:55 PM (seRb5)

98 I've had a particularly crappy week and about the only thing that saved me was reading this site. You're a funny bunch and I thank you.

Hey, I'm there with you girlfriend, and in fact I'm here for you - well presuming Erg will pay for the postage and you have a tire pump.

Posted by: Erg's Deflated Girlfriend at May 27, 2011 06:55 PM (bgcml)

99 87 Ooohhh, yeah kbdabear. I was afraid we'd be grounded for LIFE. Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 10:51 PM

It was "who's car is that in the pool and who left this condom in my bed" trouble

Seriously though, Ace was so pissed he was going to 86 the ONT. I've seen threads that upset him more though. Like today

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (vdfwz)

100

Nerdygirl you rule. Johnny Horton has all the good patriotic songs.

Buddy and I were in a bar in Gettysburg one night and the guy started singing Battle of New Orleans, and we sang along, he couldn't believe we knew it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (RPYjQ)

101

This is almost as good as the "Tang" post from long ago.

What Tang post?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (RZ8pf)

102 That's because I haven't sent you an email, yet. I was checking if you were actually reading it.

Just a sec...

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (6neGz)

103 PGiS ... I have a friend who swears by the Ontel Turbo Snake. It's one of those as-seen-on-tv things that seem to good to be true but she says it WORKS. And she has hair down to her ass so her drains are working double time. Target carries them. Under 10 bucks.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (q1/Wn)

104 Let us not discuss the Flyers losing the Cup. It makes me weepy.

Posted by: Geronimo at May 27, 2011 06:56 PM (KSbzL)

105 baking soda and vinegar, PGiS right down the drain g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

106

I have no idea what you are talking about with you cousin and his baby. Not sure if drano will disolve bones.

Cousin It, from the Addams Family, you know the one all covered in hair? And I don't need to disolve bones down the drain, my garbage disposal is strong enough to grind 'em up for me. (oops, did I confess to that out loud?)

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

107 So does ace still hate us or has he forgiven us?

Ace loves us all, and one day, if we merely follow his commandments we will enter the promised land of forum software updated since 2004.

Posted by: Reverend Moron at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (bgcml)

108 God that shotgun is awesome. Is it legal here?

Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (DKV43)

109 PGiS, are the holes in the drain cover large enough for you to get a wire hanger into? You may be able to fish Cousin It out with a hooked hanger if they are.

No ... wire ... hangers ... EVERRRRR !!!!

Posted by: Joan Crawford at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (vdfwz)

110 hi

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 06:57 PM (dWPyO)

111 Is there a good local hardware store? My hardware guy recommended a commercial grade product. Can't remember the name of it.

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2011 06:58 PM (SwkdU)

112 When you're a despot and you've lost support of the Russians...

Russia offers to mediate ex-ally Gadhafi's exit

/Maybe he'll get a position as a Putin advisor when Putin runs for President in 2012.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 06:59 PM (X6497)

113 PGIS: You can get a zip-strip at the hardware store. They are plastic, with serrated teeth that go backwards. You stick the strip down through the holes in the drain and then it grabs the disgusting gunk and pulls it back up for you. Hold your breath while you do it because that stuff is nasty, but it usually gets the crud out of the trap. Cost about $2 if I remember correctly, and while you aren't technically supposed to reuse them, you can, if you can get the gunk off. Use gloves. It's gross.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:00 PM (QuGK2)

114 So hubby explained ot me the tradition of how the winning team does not touch the Prince of Wales trophy, because it's not the cup you want.

That's not entirely accurate.

Sidney Crosby didn't touch in in 2008 and the pens lost the cup to detroit in 6 games.

So in 2009 Crosby, and the team, touched it and won the cup that year.

It all depends. The tradition is that you don't touch it because its not the trophy you want, you want the Stanley Cup(which I got to drink out of and is freaking awesome)

Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 07:00 PM (DKV43)

115

PGiS ... I have a friend who swears by the Ontel Turbo Snake. It's one of those as-seen-on-tv things that seem to good to be true but she says it WORKS. And she has hair down to her ass so her drains are working double time. Target carries them. Under 10 bucks.

YES we got one and it works really well. But I lost it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 07:00 PM (RPYjQ)

116 Tim Thomas = East Coast Elite.... shit all over your real Americans.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:00 PM (hInJ6)

117

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 10:57 PM (RZ8pf)

I am still confused if that's a kids toy or just normal shower gunk. If it is shower gunk liquid drano and wait 10 minutes and then let the shower run for about 10 minutes.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:01 PM (MtwBb)

118 I was a carrier for USPS, I have gone pee in my pants with more than a few inches of snow on the group, warmed me up for a bit, gone pee in someones bushes, but never defecated.

I feel for him in some ways. USPS runs some like dogs. I had to skip lunches to do my route, and when I got back they had more mail from other routes for me to deliver. Regulars are lazy though, so they take it out on the Part time flexible.

Posted by: KOW at May 27, 2011 07:01 PM (TbM8N)

119 Yay for local hardware stores, btw. I opened a patio door with the key at the new house and the damned thing wouldn't come out. Hubby took the lock out and headed off to work. I took it to Ace and he fixed it for free. Took a while because they didn't have the right pin set so he had to guess, but still less time than it would've taken to even get someone to wait on my at Lowes or Home Depot.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 07:01 PM (pW2o8)

120 PGIS I think you'd need to get the drain cover off to snake it anyway. Is the cover held on with a screw(s) and they won't budge? They make some product(s) called liquid wrench? that are supposed to be a step beyond wd-40 for freeing rusted on bolts and things. or do you just need a longer screwdriver to pry it off?

Posted by: palerider at May 27, 2011 07:02 PM (dkExz)

121 The Infamous 1400 Thread from Memorial Day Weekend of 2009. It was analogous to the parents going away for the weekend and the teenage kids decide to hold an open party. Kind of like Risky Business

When Mom and Dad got home, they were NOT happy

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 10:47 PM (vdfwz)

Well we missed the 'official ' 1400 thread anniversary of May 23rd so I guess the new official infamous Memorial Day ONT memorial will be this coming Monday.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 07:02 PM (ijuD6)

122 It all depends. The tradition is that you don't touch it because its not the trophy you want, you want the Stanley Cup(which I got to drink out of and is freaking awesome)

Isn't that what I said?
^{_{Which one of us is drunk?}}

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2011 07:03 PM (pW2o8)

123 Special Delivery !!!!

Posted by: The Crapping Mailman at May 27, 2011 07:04 PM (vdfwz)

124 Where I'm from, we call that a dare. [fingers in ears] ... Lalalalalalalalalalalala

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:04 PM (q1/Wn)

125 or do you just need a longer screwdriver to pry it off?

Posted by: palerider at May 27, 2011 11:02 PM (dkExz)

Sooner or later, you're going to need a bigger hammer.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:04 PM (QuGK2)

126 Isn't that what I said?
^{_{Which one of us is drunk?}}
No, you're right, i was simply pointing out while it is tradition, it's not always followed.

Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 07:05 PM (DKV43)

127 Dropkick Murphys, beer, Stanley Cup, and old school JFK and FDR Dems turning GOP.... wait... wait... wait.... I just popped one off in my pants.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:06 PM (hInJ6)

128 They make some product(s) called liquid wrench? that are supposed to be a step beyond wd-40 for freeing rusted on bolts and things. Well, wd-40 really isn't designed for freeing rusted bolts, despite what it says on the packaging. Even better than Liquid Wrench is Kroil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:06 PM (9Lm5R)

129 I hope Spike TV plays a nonstop Band of Brothers Marathon.

I got a ton of shit to do, but I love watching that when i have free time.

One of the few miniseries I can watch 1000 times and never get sick of.

Posted by: Ben at May 27, 2011 07:06 PM (DKV43)

130 "A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired."

You know, when Portland gets a mention in the ONT, it's always something like this.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 27, 2011 07:06 PM (aI+Fw)

131

or do you just need a longer screwdriver to pry it off

I think it may be grouted in place, I have this river rock floor to my shower, and it looks like the cementy stuff is all around the drain. But, again it could be that I am not strong enough to pry it. Or it could've been that it was o dark thirty and I just wanted to take my damn shower without standing in water.

so, I think I am going to try, in order from least to most work, the vinegar and baking soda, then the wire hanger, then go to the hardware store and get the zip thing.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:06 PM (RZ8pf)

132 Oh yeah, Kroil (or Aerokroil) is da sheet.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:07 PM (6neGz)

133 Scotty Gomez brought the Cup to a big park in downtown Anchorage for his day with it and let anyone and everyone come by and touch it. Scotty Gomez is a serious local hero in Alaska. Hockey is more than just a sport up there.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:07 PM (QuGK2)

134 Well, my swimming pool has no water in it right now, so I'm certainly not going to be able to contribute my usual raunchy raunch for the Memorial Day thread.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

135 Where I'm from, we call that a dare. [fingers in ears] ... Lalalalalalalalalalalala Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:04 PM (q1/Wn) *sigh* It was worth a try.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:08 PM (9Lm5R)

136 133 "A mail carrier who was caught using a yard as his personal toilet will not be fired."

You know, when Portland gets a mention in the ONT, it's always something like this.
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 27, 2011 11:06 PM

We know how you feel

Posted by: Florida at May 27, 2011 07:08 PM (vdfwz)

137 137 Well, my swimming pool has no water in it right now, so I'm certainly not going to be able to contribute my usual raunchy raunch for the Memorial Day thread. Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:07 PM

We'll fill it for you

Posted by: Seattle Postal Service at May 27, 2011 07:09 PM (vdfwz)

138 I'm sensing a phallic theme to tonight's ONT.

Posted by: dogfish at May 27, 2011 07:09 PM (N2yhW)

139 We know how you feel
Posted by: Florida

Pikers.

Posted by: Sheboygan at May 27, 2011 07:09 PM (OMTjs)

140 Could be worse. You could live in Madison, WI, the home of the hideous yet nauseating Kloppenberg monster. She's in the news all of the time, breaking mirrors and making horses scream out loud.

But so far, no crapping mailmen.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:10 PM (QuGK2)

141 hi all
I had an absolutely horrid day

first: I went to the gym, got back, then my knee started hurting
second: I didn't get hardly anything done today
third: I heard this grinding noise from near my left front tire in my car, of course, right around 5:40 before a holiday weekend
fourth: I call the dealer to see if they could see me, and while on the phone, I ran out of minutes on my prepaid plan so the call disconnected
fifth: in my rush to get new minutes, I accidentally put too much time on my phone so I overpaid for next month's service
sixth: I rush down to the dealer, he takes a look at it, says "I don't know what it is, you'll have to make an appointment for tuesday, and try not to drive fast"

so I have a bad knee, no transportation, no alcohol, and to top it off, I happen to have a lot of my work at home so there will be no excuse for me not to work all weekend

on the bright side, I'll save on gas money!!!! (ugh)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:10 PM (7mSYS)

142

so, I think I am going to try, in order from least to most work, the vinegar and baking soda, then the wire hanger, then go to the hardware store and get the zip thing.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:06 PM

Please tell me this is about unclogging a drain ...

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 07:10 PM (vdfwz)

143 Kroil and Knocker Loose are both pretty good. Make sure you're well ventilated.

Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2011 07:10 PM (zFqPI)

144 I apparently have Cousin It down my drain

The gross answer to hair clogs The Zip-It. It really works but you have to look at the clog when you fish it up.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 27, 2011 07:11 PM (GTbGH)

145 Oh, maybe I'll try that. I was able to pull Baby It out through the holes using tweezers and a screwdriver. (don't ask, it was freakin early in the morning and I thought I'd be able to unscrew the cover, fish out the gunk, and move on, but nooooooo)

baking soda and vinegar, PGiS
right down the drain

Please tell me those aren't sexual euphemisms. Please.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:12 PM (wPxqH)

146 But so far, no crapping mailmen. Isn't that a job for the UW Faculty?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:12 PM (9Lm5R)

147

Oh, yeah, from this Maddox article:;">

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers: part 1

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 10:50 PM (X6497)

Ah Maddox. The arrogant bastard that wishes he could be as funny as this place.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 07:12 PM (oVQFe)

148 I'm sensing a phallic theme to tonight's ONT.

Posted by: dogfish at May 27, 2011 11:09 PM (N2yhW)

That sucks.

Posted by: Reverend Moron at May 27, 2011 07:13 PM (bgcml)

149 The gross answer to hair clogs The Zip-It. It really works but you have to look at the clog when you fish it up.

Posted by: toby928Â™ at May 27, 2011 11:11 PM (GTbGH)

(Said like Lucy to Schroeder THAT'S IT!!!

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:13 PM (QuGK2)

150 THAT'S IT!!!

I have to use it once a month. I can't believe Mrs928 isn't bald.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 27, 2011 07:14 PM (GTbGH)

151 Isn't that a job for the UW Faculty?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 11:12 PM (9Lm5R)

No, but they will write a nice excuse, probably for temporary insanitary.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:14 PM (QuGK2)

152 I'm sensing a phallic theme to tonight's ONT. Posted by: dogfish at May 27, 2011 11:09 PM (N2yhW) Just remember, a real man never eats anything that's longer than it is wide.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:14 PM (9Lm5R)

153 That sucks, chemjeff.

. Hope you can find some enjoyment thus up-coming weekend anyway.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:15 PM (X6497)

154

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 11:10 PM (7mSYS)

< look on the bright side, "at least our seats don't recline." that's a line, i told some folks on a flight when we settled in to the last row next to the lav on a 3 hour flight.

Posted by: journolist at May 27, 2011 07:15 PM (QM8jX)

155 Awww ... Chemjeff. I'm so sorry you're having a crappy day. Wish I could do domething. ... Wanna see my boobs? (Did I mention I've been drinking)

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:15 PM (q1/Wn)

156 East Coast Elites.... just a bunch of elites cheering the Bruins.

God damn East Coast: http://tiny.cc/hasiy

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:15 PM (hInJ6)

157 Evening M&M's!

Going to see a buncha houses tomorrow. Hopefully I can get the Realtor to buy lunch and beers. (he's a friend of mine, so it'll be nice to BS and have some fun with him).

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 07:15 PM (zyaZ1)

158 Wanna see my boobs? (Did I mention I've been drinking) How YOU doin'?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:16 PM (9Lm5R)

159 Holy crap, Chemjeff, find someone to load you into a wheelbarrow and wheel you down to the local tavern. For medicinal purposes, of course.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:16 PM (QuGK2)

160 Zakn, you buying in St. Paul or Mpls.?

Posted by: journolist at May 27, 2011 07:17 PM (QM8jX)

161 Holy crap, Chemjeff, find someone to load you into a wheelbarrow and wheel you down to the local tavern Applebees. For medicinal purposes, of course.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 11:16 PM (QuGK2)

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:17 PM (6neGz)

162

I'm about to hit the rack, but Janine Turner is going to be on with Breitbart around midnight Eastern. She's the balls.

ustream.tv dot blah blah blah will find it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2011 07:17 PM (Z05lF)

163

Posted by: Brian Atwood at May 27, 2011 07:18 PM (WAMmR)

164 Wanna see my boobs?

(Did I mention I've been drinking)
____

Holy fuck yeah. I'll throw in a free CPAC dinner or whatever you want. This conversation will be continued.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:18 PM (hInJ6)

165 PGiS what kind of pipes do you have?
if you have galvanized pipes, then it's probably best not to throw a lot of chemicals down there, as those tend to corrode rather easily

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:18 PM (7mSYS)

166

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 11:16 PM (9Lm5R)

So easily led astray, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:18 PM (X6497)

167 Thanks, tcn, #152 Now I've got this running through my head.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:18 PM (wPxqH)

168 Holy fucking orgasms. Bruins in the Stanley Cup . There are only two things in the whole world that could make me this high.

1) Eating SE Cupp's pussy.
2) Punching a hippie in the head

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:20 PM (hInJ6)

169
Wish I could do domething.

You can.

Wanna see my boobs?

That's it.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:20 PM (7mSYS)

170 Well, Charlie Brown is a blockhead, but he did get a nice tree.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:20 PM (QuGK2)

171 Holy crap, Chemjeff, find someone to load you into a wheelbarrow and wheel you down to the local tavern. Every well-prepared moron should have an emergency back-up bottle of Val-U-Rite stashed away. My EBUB is a bottle of Laphroaig. Tastes like you're licking an ashtray in an Emergency Ward. Keeps me motivated to maintain my liquor stock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:20 PM (9Lm5R)

172 And he liked redheads, tcn, so he's okay in my book for that at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:21 PM (wPxqH)

173

Well, my swimming pool has no water in it right now, so I'm certainly not going to be able to contribute my usual raunchy raunch for the Memorial Day thread.

Are you sure you won't reconsider?

Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2011 07:21 PM (Ew27I)

174 BTW, I drove passed Parry Sound today so maybe that's why the Bruins pulled it out.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:21 PM (wPxqH)

175 Sorry, I should have explained above. The Flyers' Mike Richards touched it last year. They lost in the finals to Chi-Town. It's bad ju-ju.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

We appreciate that too

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:22 PM (OluE0)

176 How YOU doin'? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 11:16 PM (9Lm5R) On my second glass of a very nice Malbec. So ... pretty damn good.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:22 PM (q1/Wn)

177 I used to keep Hennessey on hand, but it kept disappearing, because I would have one snort, and then that would lead to another snort, and the next thing I knew, I didn't know anything anymore.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:22 PM (QuGK2)

178

PGiS what kind of pipes do you have?
if you have galvanized pipes, then it's probably best not to throw a lot of chemicals down there, as those tend to corrode rather easily

Thank you my favorite chemistry go-to sweetie! They are very new pipes (5 years) as they had to be replaced when the shower got re-done. But, I don't really want to put chemicals down it, like drano, if I don't have to. I suppose, technically vinegar and baking soda are chemicals, but they should be OK, right?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

179 Those North Philly noises?

That was me.

'Cause I'm the WAMmR!

Posted by: The WAMmR! at May 27, 2011 07:23 PM (WAMmR)

180 hey BD, you gonna share?

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:23 PM (OluE0)

181 Wish I could do domething.

You can.

Wanna see my boobs?

That's it.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 11:20 PM (7mSYS)

chemjeff, did you get that can't fail musical selection to seduct wimmins with in the last thread?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (Ew27I)

182 Uh, I don't think that's WAMmR. More like "wanker."

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (QuGK2)

183 PGiS yeah if you have PVC or copper pipes then vinegar & baking soda will be no big deal - it's when you have galvanized pipes that have started to corrode a little already, then the vinegar & drano & shit will just speed up the corrosion even faster

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (7mSYS)

184 Aw nuts! Where'd Brian Atwood go?

Posted by: The WAMmR! at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (WAMmR)

185 For medicinal purposes, of course.

...that's how I can get the leftover rum into my friends' house on Tuesday. Thanks

Posted by: Sheboygan at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (OMTjs)

186 you know, it does seem like the drain conversation could be taken in a sexual manner, so umm, I think I'm through with advice about how to snake my drain tonight. thanks for the help.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:24 PM (RZ8pf)

187 I'm tipsy. Hang on ..

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (q1/Wn)

188 Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 11:22 PM (QuGK2) That's why your EBUB should be something that you don't enjoy TOO much.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (9Lm5R)

189 Snakes, huh? Trouser snakes?

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (QuGK2)

190 Fucking sock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (OMTjs)

191 Maybe this will lift your spirits, chemjeff.

Girls of the IDF

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (X6497)

192 hey BD, you gonna share?
Posted by: todler

apparently I don't need any more alcohol. that SHOULD be DB.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:25 PM (OluE0)

193 you know, it does seem like the drain conversation could be taken in a sexual manner, so umm, I think I'm through with advice about how to snake my drain tonight. thanks for the help.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, best to leave it for Monday's ONT.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:26 PM (6neGz)

194 Now I'm depressed so I'll just sign off here.

Posted by: The WAMmR! at May 27, 2011 07:26 PM (WAMmR)

195 RushBabe yes I did - thanx

I've not been back to Applebee's to face Ms. Colonoscopy yet but I'll recommend some Kenny Loggins to get her in the mood

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:26 PM (7mSYS)

196 CDR M -- Thanks for the mention of teh maggot book. (How many times do you write a sentence like that in your life?)

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 07:26 PM (Ew27I)

197 PGiS yeah if you have PVC or copper pipes then vinegar & baking soda will be no big deal - it's when you have galvanized pipes that have started to corrode a little already, then the vinegar & drano & shit will just speed up the corrosion even faster

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 11:24 PM (7mSYS)

Her house is too new. She has ABS drain pipes. Galvanized hasn't been used around here since the 50's.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:26 PM (MtwBb)

198

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 27, 2011 11:25 PM (OMTjs)

How YOU doin?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 07:27 PM (dWPyO)

199 screw it, I'm gonna drink more too.

I can't decide between canadian whiskey, or B&B

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:28 PM (OluE0)

200 Thanks again for the tips.

Posted by: CDR M at May 27, 2011 11:28 PM (5I8G0)

You use that expression HERE?

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:29 PM (QuGK2)

201 RushBabe yes I did - thanx
I've not been back to Applebee's to face Ms. Colonoscopy yet but I'll recommend some Kenny Loggins to get her in the mood

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 11:26 PM (7mSYS)

The Kenny Loghead tune was just to put her in a good mood while you're drinking. The Teddy Pendergrass was for the private exam. Don't forget Barry White too.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 07:30 PM (Ew27I)

202

Her house is too new. She has ABS drain pipes. Galvanized hasn't been used around here since the 50's.

Not that robtr has seen my pipes or anything...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:30 PM (RZ8pf)

203

Not that robtr has seen my pipes or anything...

That statement can be interpreted in at least 2 different ways.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:32 PM (X6497)

204 we checking pipes now?

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:32 PM (OluE0)

205 I hear you're having trouble with your pipes.

Posted by: porn 'stache at May 27, 2011 07:32 PM (GTbGH)

206 oh okay, ABS won't be a big deal either then

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:33 PM (7mSYS)

207 pgis- WlalMart carries what may be the same tool recommended by tcn. It's called a ZipIt. It's a 17-inch, flexible plastic strip with barbs. I've used one on several drains and it's wonderful. Some don't like WalMart, but being open 24/7 can be pretty handy.

Posted by: AnotherNutherMoron at May 27, 2011 07:33 PM (khB+t)

208 I'm tipsy. Hang on ..

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:25 PM (q1/Wn)

Did you say you were from Ventura once ?

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 07:34 PM (DU15A)

209

Not that robtr has seen my pipes or anything...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

Ha, now you know what the rustling noise is in your crawl space.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:34 PM (MtwBb)

210 Hey, Delta Smelt! How's it hanging?

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 27, 2011 07:34 PM (OMTjs)

211 209 I hear you're having trouble with your pipes.

*cue saxophone music*

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:34 PM (X6497)

212 Cmon, entertain me!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 07:35 PM (dWPyO)

213 This shit is bananas. Rush Babes boobs are bananas. This shit is bananas. rushbabes boobs are bananas!!!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:35 PM (hInJ6)

214 Yo, Undead, I searched for Tang but only found a later reference. What stupid thing did I say about Tang? Please help a gal with faulty memory out. I'm sure it was something innocent from my end that probably didn't sound that way, becasue we all know how absolutely innocent I am.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)

215 Why does Tang make me think of the Bob and Tom Astronaut sing?

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:37 PM (OluE0)

216 Yo, Undead, I searched for Tang but only found a later reference. What stupid thing did I say about Tang? Please help a gal with faulty memory out. I'm sure it was something innocent from my end that probably didn't sound that way, becasue we all know how absolutely innocent I am.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:36 PM (RZ8pf)

I remember that thread, try looking for poon tang

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:37 PM (MtwBb)

217 OK, now i need food help. Do I feel like chips & salsa and hard liquor or do I feel like cheese and crackers and wine?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

218 Jorno-

Tomorrow I'm looking in Lakeville.

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 07:37 PM (zyaZ1)

219

Hey, Delta Smelt! How's it hanging?

Is this a trick question? heh

Doing well actually. Having some wine. Just relaxing.

Oh, and trying to avoid John Elway socks.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 07:37 PM (dWPyO)

220 I'm not typing that in my browser robtr. who the heck knows what would come up.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:38 PM (RZ8pf)

221

Someone need their pipes snaked?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at May 27, 2011 07:38 PM (W4aXI)

222 Hooch time!

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 07:38 PM (zyaZ1)

223 Cheese and cracker and wine.

Unless you're already into the hard stuff.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:38 PM (OluE0)

224 minx.cc:poontang

I'm pretty sure results will bring up "gator, titties, all of them"

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:39 PM (6neGz)

225 OK, now i need food help. Do I feel like chips & salsa and hard liquor or do I feel like cheese and crackers and wine?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:37 PM (RZ8pf)

Go with the former... and some TUMS

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 07:39 PM (DU15A)

226 No more pancakes, (thanks a lot, Eli Roth!)

Cabin Fever Pancakes

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:39 PM (X6497)

227 I always thought wine hangovers were worse, so I'd say hard liquor.

Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2011 07:40 PM (zFqPI)

228 I'm not typing that in my browser robtr. who the heck knows what would come up.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:38 PM (RZ8pf)

It was an astronout thread or ended up being one that turned into a tang thread that well yes you were pretty naive

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:40 PM (MtwBb)

229

http://tinyurl.com/3zgwjux

Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Shameless attention whoring alert.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:40 PM (q1/Wn)

230 A "second glass of Malbec" (another shit wine) is not heavy driking.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 07:40 PM (RPYjQ)

231 This shit is bananas. Rush Babes boobs are bananas. This shit is bananas. rushbabes boobs are bananas!!!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 11:35 PM (hInJ6)

You have her confused with us.

Posted by: African Wimmins in National Geographic at May 27, 2011 07:42 PM (Ew27I)

232

Shameless attention whoring alert.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (q1/Wn)

Oh my, thank you!

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:43 PM (MtwBb)

233 holy moley Blondie. Nothing shameless about that.

Line forms behind me to help improve your mood.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:43 PM (OluE0)

234 218 Yo, Undead, I searched for Tang but only found a later reference. What stupid thing did I say about Tang? Please help a gal with faulty memory out. I'm sure it was something innocent from my end that probably didn't sound that way, becasue we all know how absolutely innocent I am.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:36 PM (RZ8pf)

Lacey was the one to make the infamous poontang post that caused the ONT to talk about it for the rest of the night, and most of the next night too.

219 Why does Tang make me think of the Bob and Tom Astronaut sing?

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 11:37 PM (OluE0)

And because it should. I wish someone would stick the album version on youtube because its supposed to have an additional tag line they can't play on the radio. And apparently even the radio version is removed from youtube.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 07:43 PM (oVQFe)

235 Drinking some wine, eating some chees, you know..

Posted by: SGT. Oddball from "Kelly's Heroes" at May 27, 2011 07:43 PM (RPYjQ)

236 A full rack of Budweiser.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:44 PM (6neGz)

237

Fuck me Dumb_Blond. Attention whore you want to be, you got it ... I just jerked off and busted a nut twice.

Keep it coming sugar tits.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:44 PM (hInJ6)

238 Nice top, DB!

Posted by: Ginger at May 27, 2011 07:44 PM (EI/fd)

239

Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (q1/Wn)

Grrrrrrrrroowlllll

Posted by: Cicero at May 27, 2011 07:44 PM (Txl/u)

240 May I see your i.d., Dumb_Blonde? I think you're too young to be in the ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (wPxqH)

241

Bruins heading to the Stanley Cup and sugar tits is rally postin her boobs.

Kill me.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (hInJ6)

242 Did you say you were from Ventura once ? Uh huh. Oh gawd, I hope I don't know you. This could be embarrassing when I sober up. USS DIversity ... Sadly this is heavy drinking for me.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (q1/Wn)

243 _{[Did that help?]}

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (wPxqH)

244 Hey you would have done the same thing

Posted by: Hobo in a mailmans suit at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (0znGM)

245 Happy Friday!

I've gotta say, you ONT guys (or is it OOT now) do an excellent job finding the funniest shit to post!

Posted by: Theresa D at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (rvsdg)

246

Grrrrrrrrroowlllll

Posted by: Cicero at May 27, 2011 11:44 PM (Txl/u)

well at least 75 percent of the guys will appreciate it, DB.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:45 PM (CN+Qv)

247 Blonde, you keep that up and I'm going to be up all night.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:46 PM (OluE0)

248 You know what is fun? Talking dirty to your husband on the phone while he is on a plane packed full of people.

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 07:46 PM (EI/fd)

249

Is Kbdabear still around?

Hoping to hear how life for a transplant is going.

Posted by: Who Knows at May 27, 2011 07:46 PM (1cx/R)

250 234

http://tinyurl.com/3zgwjux

Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Shameless attention whoring alert.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (q1/Wn)

I'll get back to you on that positive feedback part as soone as my blood returns to my brain.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 07:46 PM (oVQFe)

251 Kratos, I hope you're averting your eyes from some of these decadent posts and polishing the BoO instead.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 07:46 PM (Ew27I)

252 Um, wow - blast from the past. Is it really...?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 07:47 PM (6neGz)

253

I'm sticking with ONT.

Whoo-hoo, ONT rules, OOT drools!

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:47 PM (RZ8pf)

254

Shameless attention whoring alert.

On the one hand: Our economy is in the toilet, our president is a moron, the world pretty much hates us, and our money is being downgraded from World's Reserve Currency to Ha Ha No Seriously.

On the other hand: Boobs.

Yeah, tonight's going pretty well

Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2011 07:47 PM (zFqPI)

255

Lacey was the one to make the infamous poontang post that caused the ONT to talk about it for the rest of the night, and most of the next night too.

Barry Goldwater thinks highly of poontang.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 07:47 PM (dWPyO)

256 How do we know those aren't made of glass from a Renaissance Fair?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:47 PM (wPxqH)

257 That ad that pops up here with the girl telling me how many children could be fed with my cheeseburger or my Caesar Salad continues to piss me off. Like when I was growing up and they told me to eat my squash because there were starving kids in China. Screw them little Commies.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 27, 2011 07:48 PM (+yqlW)

258 I'm sticking with ONT.
That's what she said!

Posted by: michael scott at May 27, 2011 07:48 PM (wPxqH)

259 I can't decide between canadian whiskey, or B&B

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 11:28 PM (OluE0)

Enjoy, I gotta work early tomorrow.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2011 07:48 PM (/izg2)

260 You know what is fun? Talking dirty to your husband on the phone while he is on a plane packed full of people.

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (EI/fd)

Don't go there, honey. I mentioned making love on in the kitchen once and I still haven't lived it down.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:49 PM (QuGK2)

261 Did you say you were from Ventura once ?

Uh huh. Oh gawd, I hope I don't know you. This could be embarrassing when I sober up.

USS DIversity ... Sadly this is heavy drinking for me.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:45 PM (q1/Wn)

I don't reckognize your chest, but I live in Ventura.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 07:49 PM (p/K3N)

262 Dumb_Blonde thanks those are great

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 07:49 PM (7mSYS)

263 Man George Patton was THE MAN. And he was fighting PC as well. Problem now: Lotta PC, no Pattons.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (RPYjQ)

264 That ad that pops up here with the girl telling me how many children could be fed with my cheeseburger or my Caesar Salad continues to piss me off. Like when I was growing up and they told me to eat my squash because there were starving kids in China. Screw them little Commies.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 27, 2011 11:48 PM (+yqlW)

At my age it was India. I was logical enough to ask mom how my eating all the food would help them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (CN+Qv)

265

Its 2/12. - CPAC free dinner and booze on me. I here its a good time. I go all the time. But I'm too much of a drunk to actually make it into the event. I just blow DC up. Get at me sugar. I'll send your ego through the roof.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (hInJ6)

266 I've got the weekend off NCRef.

and nothign like gun fire in da hood.

Dumb_Blonde, can I come stay with you? It's safer there. Or at least "comforting"

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (OluE0)

267 And now Jackhole is going to be arrested because he's going to be staring at every woman in Ventura's boobs to see if she is Dumb_Blonde...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (RZ8pf)

268 I'm sticking with ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (5I8G0)

There is a big difference between sticking WITH something and sticking TO something.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (QuGK2)

269 256 Kratos, I hope you're averting your eyes from some of these decadent posts and polishing the BoO instead.

Indeed! Forgive me, DB. While I'm sure what you posted looks very lovely and flattering, honor requires me to avert my eyes,

. Hope you feel better all the same.

And I've put the BoO away for awhile. What I have now is the Daemonhammer, Godsplitter, in honor of DoW 2: Retribution.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (X6497)

270 Heh. You're my kind of girl Ginger. Oh ... And thanks. It's a dress. I volunteered to be a cocktail waitress at a charity event. Made 50 bucks in tips

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (q1/Wn)

271

The thread where poontang gets mentioned. First instance at 372

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 07:50 PM (oVQFe)

272 Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Go on.

Posted by: porn 'stache at May 27, 2011 07:51 PM (GTbGH)

273

I don't reckognize your chest, but I live in Ventura.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 11:49 PM (p/K3N)

Great, now Jack will be carrying around a printout all weekend doing up-close comparisons.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:51 PM (CN+Qv)

274 252 You know what is fun? Talking dirty to your husband on the phone while he is on a plane packed full of people.

You know what's more fun? Listening to my wife talk dirty to me, while on a plane packed full of people, while on speakerphone.

Posted by: Ginger's Traveling Husband at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (7mSYS)

275

DB, with that dress, I bet you made fifty tips go up, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (EI/fd)

276 At my age it was India. I was logical enough to ask mom how my eating all the food would help them out.

I offered to mail the crap on my plate to them. Once. My dad overheard. Whoops.

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (OMTjs)

277 Shit is turning into a pickle-fest. I challengs everyone here ot a duel over sugar baby's boobs. Lay off. She is taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (hInJ6)

278 Hi Ron's, The wife just took an ambian, chased it with a Brandy and coke and went to bed. I could go hump her motionless body or chat. Here I am.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (NtTkA)

279 Oh ... And thanks. It's a dress. I volunteered to be a cocktail waitress at a charity event. Made 50 bucks in tips

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:50 PM (q1/Wn)

Cheap bastards

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 07:52 PM (MtwBb)

280 Brian Stann, retired marine officer and Silver Star recipient, is fighting in UFC 130 this Saturday

Posted by: Jose at May 27, 2011 07:53 PM (WTNJJ)

281 Hi Ron's, The wife just took an ambian, chased it with a Brandy and coke and went to bed. I could go hump her motionless body or chat. Here I am.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 11:52 PM (NtTkA)

How did you get the computer into bed too?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:53 PM (CN+Qv)

282 I don't reckognize your chest, but I live in Ventura. Whew! Damn but bits a small world.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:54 PM (q1/Wn)

283

How did you get the computer into bed too?

Posted by: Oldcat

It's a laptop, I'd guess

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:54 PM (OluE0)

284 287, I'm not Jack fucking Brickhouse, I don't do play by play.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 07:54 PM (NtTkA)

285 I don't reckognize your chest, but I live in Ventura.

Whew! Damn but bits a small world.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:54 PM (q1/Wn)

I'm just up the hill from you.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:54 PM (CN+Qv)

286

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:50 PM (oVQFe)

Thanks for that. I enjoyed reading some of those comments again.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 07:55 PM (dWPyO)

287 It's a laptop, I'd guess

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 11:54 PM (OluE0)

Sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't anymore.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 07:55 PM (QuGK2)

288

I feel for the folks on Ginger's husband's flight, their pilot is probably so turned on right now that the plane is bucking like a bronco.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:55 PM (RZ8pf)

289 291, Is the Ventura County Theater still operating?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 07:56 PM (NtTkA)

290 whew, I'm nowhere on that thread, so I am poon tang free.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

291 I told him I was going to do some naughty things to him while wearing my red thong bikini.

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 07:57 PM (EI/fd)

292 Thank you gentlemen. That was just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 07:57 PM (q1/Wn)

293 I told him I was going to do some naughty things to him while wearing my red thong bikini.

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 11:57 PM (EI/fd)

How is he going to fit into your bikini?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 07:57 PM (CN+Qv)

294 There's a new brand of Crown Royal whisky out if that'll help you in your choice of drink tonight. (And a review that suits the HQ.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 07:58 PM (wPxqH)

295 Oldcat, THAT's a visual we don't need.

I think she meant SHE was goign to wear the red thong.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 07:59 PM (OluE0)

296 Stann is awesome. Supposedly his book is really good. He's fighting a guy with a questionable chin.

Bet on the Marine.

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 07:59 PM (zyaZ1)

297 not unconcious yet.
the mares leg was ok when we unwrapped it. we put a special bandage on it.
i was totally relieved.
I have one day left before my sweetie deploys but to be truthful i think mentally he left over a month ago. Sigh.
he looks happier and more alive though than he has for months so i am not complaining. I knew when he went to Tx for training where this was all headed tho of course he told me nothing. lol
its been hilarious his new thing is he packs himself up. ( i used to do this for him)
well so gar hes arrived places with only one shower shoe and lacking things he thought he took. (i try not to snicker) he truly seems to have forgotten whats happening differently that these problems are suddenly happening.

oh well. hopefully he will have a checklist and not try to take 30 pairs of socks like when he went to iraq. It was so bad his roomate called and asked me to come pack so he didnt have to watch him pack and unpack 9 more times. When i was done he asked me to pack him up too! (i sent a box of socks along later, in the mail which were better ones anyway)

if im babbling its because this really isnt any fun and i cant make this harder on him so i am bellyaching to you.

yes his best friend is here to take care of me while hes gone.

no. Goddamit. its just not the same.

Posted by: Gushka at May 27, 2011 07:59 PM (93zw2)

298 Is the Ventura County Theater still operating If you mean the Ventura Theater in downtown, it's still there.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:00 PM (q1/Wn)

299 Lucky you. I'm elbow deep in shoe polish.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2011 08:01 PM (/izg2)

300 Gushka, babble away hon, that's what we're here for. Hugs to you.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

301 Your head is in another place before you deploy.

I never minded being at sea. I hated getting ready to go.

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 08:01 PM (zyaZ1)

302 My heart is with you and your Marine Gush

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (zyaZ1)

303 oh Gushka I'm sorry

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (7mSYS)

304 And now Jackhole is going to be arrested because he's going to be staring at every woman in Ventura's boobs to see if she is Dumb_Blonde...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Funny.

Where you at Oldcat ?

Oldsailors poet... yeah they still do concerts there

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (DU15A)

305 Mine should be NCR. I need to touch up before playoffs this week, But I'm taking this weened mostly off. I've got to get ready for Region I ODP tho. and playoffs.

Posted by: todler at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (OluE0)

306 slow

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (dWPyO)

307 Tried to watch five minutes of Sex and the City on TV tonight. I have never watched the show before and wanted to see what the hype was all about. Um, that was a hit show and Sarah Jessica Parker is hot?

Posted by: Ginger (Tipsy and Topless) at May 27, 2011 08:02 PM (EI/fd)

308 My first concert sans parents was there. The Romantics. There is an all girls college not too far from there. The place was packed. One of the best party memories of my life.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:03 PM (NtTkA)

309 if im babbling its because this really isnt any fun and i cant make this harder on him so i am bellyaching to you. I'm sorry Gushka. Just a sucky situation all around.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:03 PM (q1/Wn)

310 298Thank you gentlemen. That was just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:57 PM (q1/Wn)

______

Your doctor is a fucking fraud. I'm sorry sister. I know the cure.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:03 PM (hInJ6)

311

Funny.

Where you at Oldcat ?

Oldsailors poet... yeah they still do concerts there

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:02 AM (DU15A)

Up in Thousand Oaks.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:04 PM (CN+Qv)

312

Funny.

Where you at Oldcat ?

Oldsailors poet... yeah they still do concerts there

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:02 AM (DU15A)

Up in Thousand Oaks.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 12:04 AM (CN+Qv)

Small world it is

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 08:07 PM (DU15A)

313 Up in Thousand Oaks Oh gawd. Pleasedontknowmyfatherpleasedontknowmyfatherpleasedontknowmyfather

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:07 PM (q1/Wn)

314 Ich bin ein poontang.

Posted by: JFK at September 12, 2010 10:57 PM (c0A3e)

I woulda gave this one thread-winnah status.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 08:07 PM (Ew27I)

315

Small world it is

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:07 AM (DU15A)

I think it was Miss80sBaby who said she lived in this area here as a kid.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:08 PM (CN+Qv)

316 Your doctor is a fucking fraud. I'm sorry sister. I know the cure.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:03 AM (hInJ6)

Now would be a very good time to chill the fuck out.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 08:08 PM (ijuD6)

317 Zakn - good choice in Lakeville. Your Twins were trouncing the Angels last time I checked but that was couple hours ago.

Posted by: journolist at May 27, 2011 08:09 PM (QM8jX)

318 Oh gawd. Pleasedontknowmyfatherpleasedontknowmyfatherpleasedontknowmyfather

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 28, 2011 12:07 AM (q1/Wn)

I don't know anybody. Don't worry.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:09 PM (CN+Qv)

319 Thanks, Maet, it was getting creepy.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2011 08:09 PM (QuGK2)

320 does it sound funny that im fussing myself that this new "I'll pack my damn self" phase has landed him in some weird spots yet i wont fight with him about it?

i guess when it became clear his mom DIDN'T have cancer he put in for papers to deploy. Didnt talk to me about it because... he didnt want me to talk him out of it (as if i could) and i had to figure it all out myself (which i did) hes a damn piss poor liar. He feels terrible but the nature of his job is he CANT tell me. shitty MOS.

sigh.

i got cats i got horses and i got alotta nice friends in you.

I even have a project. I am gonna try to design a AOSHQ ONT MEAN GIRLS CLIQUE T shirt for us. it will feature a honey badger.

proposed Tagline: "No i dont give a $h*t, but i got a dead cobra for you."

The things i come up with while washing the horses and waiting for them to dry.

Posted by: Gushka at May 27, 2011 08:09 PM (93zw2)

321 I think it was Miss80sBaby who said she lived in this area here as a kid. Well, she did reside in Hades for a while...maybe she really meant "California",

. /Yes, I think you're right.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:09 PM (c0A3e)

322 Gushka, Hang in there kid, he will be home before you know it. I once left a Woman standing on a Dock while my ship sailed away. She was not there when I came home. War does funny things to people on both ends of the equation. Stay strong.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:10 PM (NtTkA)

323 I think it was Miss80sBaby who said she lived in this area here as a kid. Well, she did reside in Hades for a while...maybe she really meant _^Hotel "California", . /Yes, I think you're right.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (c0A3e)

FIFY

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 08:11 PM (Ew27I)

324 Speaking of dead pools ... Did Jeff Conway die? I heard something about that.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (q1/Wn)

325 I am gonna try to design a AOSHQ ONT MEAN GIRLS CLIQUE T shirt for us. it will feature a honey badger.

proposed Tagline: "No i dont give a $h*t, but i got a dead cobra for you."

I will buy that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (OMTjs)

326 329 Dead Pool update: Amy Winehouse back in rehab.

Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 12:10 AM (5I8G0)

So she's out of money and needs to get cleaned up enough to do more performances to earn enough for more meth.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (oVQFe)

327 Yellow flag? Warmin' up for Monday...

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (6neGz)

328 331, Yes OD, 60 years young.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (NtTkA)

329 Obama sucks cock...that is all

Posted by: bobbyz at May 27, 2011 08:12 PM (o3pE8)

330 Speaking of mean girls, did gotham princess flee yet?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:13 PM (RZ8pf)

331 Dead Pool update: Amy Winehouse back in rehab.

Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 12:10 AM (5I8G0)

This week's winner really lucked out. There was a heads-up about him last week. Zsa Zsa, on the other hand, will still be here after the nuclear blasts.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 08:13 PM (Ew27I)

332 I think so PGiS. It was curiously free today.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:14 PM (q1/Wn)

333

Holy Moly, now that's a Halibut. I hate to fish for them but love eating them.

http://tinyurl.com/3hfjgmq

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 08:15 PM (MtwBb)

334 328 Gushka, Hang in there kid, he will be home before you know it. I once left a Woman standing on a Dock while my ship sailed away. She was not there when I came home. War does funny things to people on both ends of the equation. Stay strong.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 12:10 AM (NtTkA)

this was sorta the same way with my dads job.

so i really am sorta cool with it being this way.

I am always waiting. besides i have plenty to do and am NOT THAT KIND OF WOMAN. If i survived the marriage i had and never even THOUGHT of cheating with the many opportunities i had, i dont think the way i love this man i would have a funny thing happen.

As for what he does our deal is "Dont make me sick, just come home to me still lovin me, and i promise whatever you do is your business."

Posted by: Gushka at May 27, 2011 08:15 PM (93zw2)

335 Later, 'rons.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 27, 2011 08:15 PM (Ew27I)

336 It would seem there might be White Holes too.

Hm. Einstein's right again. There must be something to that Judenphysik. A White Hole movie would be freakin' awesome. Tunnels to other parts of the Universe, or even other Universes. I'd like to suggest that the wimmins hate clothing in these other Universes.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:15 PM (1fanL)

337

does it sound funny that im fussing myself that this new "I'll pack my damn self" phase has landed him in some weird spots yet i wont fight with him about it?

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (93zw2)

It was about that age that I stopped asking/letting my mom do laundry or make lunch for me when I was back from college. I figured since I was draining her inheritance away the least I could do was make an effort to be less trouble. I'm sure she could have done a better job, but hey.

Also, I'm still bad at packing. I tend to pull out about 200 percent of capacity from the closets.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:16 PM (CN+Qv)

338 337 Speaking of mean girls, did gotham princess flee yet?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:13 AM (RZ8pf)

She showed up, but usually on almost dead threads, and one where Empire of Jeff tried out his new sock. But nothing I saw of constant link posting.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:16 PM (oVQFe)

339 proposed Tagline: "No i dont give a $h*t, but i got a dead cobra for you."

I will buy that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 28, 2011 12:12 AM (OMTjs)

good cuz i feel like im en fuego on this project and i would love for us to have them. Cafe Press here we come!!!

Posted by: Gushka at May 27, 2011 08:17 PM (93zw2)

340 319 Up in Thousand Oaks

Oh gawd. Pleasedontknowmyfather pleasedontknowmyfather pleasedontknowmyfather

Dumb_Blonde... I AM your Father! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

Posted by: Darth Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:17 PM (7mSYS)

341 Gushka, will be praying for you and for your sweetie! And this place is a good place to unload when you need to!

Posted by: Theresa D at May 27, 2011 08:18 PM (rvsdg)

342 Don't give up the poontang!

Posted by: Zombie Captain James Lawrence at May 27, 2011 08:18 PM (wPxqH)

343 polishing the BoO instead. I'm sure its blue and pulsating by now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:18 PM (JNVE5)

344 I think it was Miss80sBaby who said she lived in this area here as a kid. Well, she did reside in Hades for a while...maybe she really meant _^Hotel "California", . /Yes, I think you're right.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (c0A3e)

FIFY

Posted by: RushBabe at May 28, 2011 12:11 AM (Ew27I)

There was a rumor that hotel California was about the mental hospital in Camarillo ( right next to Ventura )

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 08:19 PM (DU15A)

345 344, So, A Black man can't even have his own intergalatic hole without some white boy jew scientist stealing it. Let me guess, your hole is bigger and has more starts and dust and rocks and shit, Right? MFN Raaaaaaacist!!!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:19 PM (NtTkA)

346 I even have a project. I am gonna try to design a AOSHQ ONT MEAN GIRLS CLIQUE T shirt for us. it will feature a honey badger.

proposed Tagline: "No i dont give a $h*t, but i got a dead cobra for you.".

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (93zw2)

Honey badger on back, boobies on front.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:20 PM (1fanL)

347

There was a rumor that hotel California was about the mental hospital in Camarillo ( right next to Ventura )

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:19 AM (DU15A)

I thought it was a fact, not a rumor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:20 PM (CN+Qv)

348 348 proposed Tagline: "No i dont give a $h*t, but i got a dead cobra for you."

I will buy that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 28, 2011 12:12 AM (OMTjs)

good cuz i feel like im en fuego on this project and i would love for us to have them. Cafe Press here we come!!!

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 12:17 AM (93zw2)

Might want to check with soulpile, I think she mentioned some ideas of wanting to do some last night too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:20 PM (oVQFe)

349 Well I'm hoping the clothes free women universe is the one where all the men look like the actor who played Thor.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:20 PM (RZ8pf)

350 Jorno,

Yea it's a nice place. Been living Eagan for the last 10 years or so. Also work in Eagan, so Lakeville is very easy commute.

The Twins are a goddam disaster this year tho. Bad pen, Bad bats. Just a really bad team this year. I smell a decade of mediocrity from this team unf.

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 08:21 PM (zyaZ1)

351 Evening, darling morons.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:22 PM (YxBuk)

352 358, I want all the girls to look like they do on the heavy metal episode of South Park.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:22 PM (NtTkA)

353 322 Your doctor is a fucking fraud. I'm sorry sister. I know the cure.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:03 AM (hInJ6)

Now would be a very good time to chill the fuck out.

___________________

\

I'll put my politically correct little boy pants on just for you. Name me one thing I said that isn't on par with the normal course around here other than you having a hero complex for the lady.

I actually went to one of your meet ups, but I dont thing a passive aggressive male like yourself attended or bothered to socialize.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:23 PM (hInJ6)

354

Hey, Editor, hope you are happy, apparently a tornado touched down in Lewis County today. See what you did with your comment the other night?

Also there was a "microquake" in Bellevue early this morning.

If Rainier blows, you are in so much trouble.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:23 PM (RZ8pf)

355

Evening, darling morons.

Yo.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:23 PM (dWPyO)

356 But you never really get a good look at her naked boobs.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 27, 2011 08:23 PM (oVQFe)

357 Man, I am stuffed! Ordered pizza and almost before I knew it I'd eaten 4 pieces. 2 usually maxes me out.

Reminds me of a story about my nephew, who happens to have just turned 18 and will be graduating next month. When he was about 8, his older cousins came over from Western Washington and my sis got them to babysit him and his brother and sister while we went out for the evening. We'd ordered them pizza. Since the cousins were teens, we got 3 large pizzas. We come home and the 8-year-old was groaning, he was so sick. My sis asked him how many pieces of pizza he'd eaten and he said "5." Sis goes "You ate 5 pieces of pizza?" Nephew goes, "No, 5 too many!"

Posted by: Theresa D at May 27, 2011 08:23 PM (rvsdg)

358 Brian Stann, retired marine officer and Silver Star recipient, And the hot Marine sends me to the bunk 2 nights in a row!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:24 PM (JNVE5)

359 I have mind powers, PGiS. It's not my fault. I was born that way.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:24 PM (6neGz)

360 But nothing I saw of constant link posting.

Oh, but I was just coming over here to post this...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:24 PM (YxBuk)

361 358 Well I'm hoping the clothes free women universe is the one where all the men look like the actor who played Thor.

Hey look at me! I'm Thor!

Posted by: Alternate Universe Thor at May 27, 2011 08:24 PM (7mSYS)

362 Sup Rum!

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2011 08:25 PM (zyaZ1)

363 Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:23 AM (hInJ6)

What is it with yankees? He asked rhetorically.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:25 PM (1fanL)

364 I'm sure that the lefties are all ga-ga that their lord jugears will deign to take a look and say a few touchy feely words from his teleprompter in Joplin this Sunday ...

But how many people who are still trying to dig out, clean up, or find lost loved ones will have to put their lives on hold for all the time the Secret Service has to case everyone, tell them to stop what their doing, and act all thrilled that Jugears CARES about the bitter clingers.

Haven't those people suffered enough?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 08:26 PM (vdfwz)

365 hi Rum
how was Donald Duck?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 08:26 PM (7mSYS)

366

I have mind powers, PGiS. It's not my fault. I was born that way.

You are supposed to use them for good, not to get gaia all pissed off at us.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:26 PM (RZ8pf)

367

I'm sure its blue and pulsating by now.

Hardy har har. I dunno why you keep thinking my various weapons are appendage metaphors. Let me make things clear now - if I ever mention the Needle of Olympus (NoO), that's when your metaphor will finally be correct.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:26 PM (t90op)

368 swamp_yankee, the rules against explicit sex talk on the ONT have been explained and explained before. Since you can't seem to behave yourself, take the ONT off tonight.

The ban hammer's aswinging - so ask yourself if you really want to test ace's patience on this.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 08:27 PM (ijuD6)

369 now now FUBAR not all yankees are smug pretentious assholes

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 08:27 PM (7mSYS)

370 373, Mr. Affirmative Action needs a Photo Op. Just try and stop him.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:27 PM (NtTkA)

371 Wow its actully not supposed to rain here until next friday it seems. Maybe farmers will actually be able to start planting corn in ohio.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:27 PM (oVQFe)

372 A girl links a picture of her boobs and a little boy wants to act like a hero and act like super moderator.

Things that are a million times worse get posted here. Don't try to pretend . Just tell the chick you're an internet batman and you have a crush on her. Or you could act all fucking gay and shit, threatening people for nothing.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:28 PM (hInJ6)

373 mmm, just mixed lemonade with citron vodka. it was yum-meh. Kind of like a cheap girl's lemon drop. Or a lazy girl's. whatever, I'm now all mellow and stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:29 PM (RZ8pf)

374 337 Speaking of mean girls, did gotham princess flee yet? Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:13 AM

I was going to post this on the music thread as a theme for the ONT Mean Girls

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 08:29 PM (vdfwz)

375 382, Throw some cranberry in there for a little tang, oops, I mean tartness.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:30 PM (NtTkA)

376 Ban the girl who posted her boobs.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:30 PM (hInJ6)

377 boobies on front.Posted by: FUBAR Trust me, the ONT Mean Girls got the front part taken care of already.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:30 PM (JNVE5)

378

Cat 1, Rabbit 0

sigh.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:30 PM (CN+Qv)

379 Might want to check with soulpile, I think she mentioned some ideas of wanting to do some last night too. The more the merrier, then you can pick a design or get both

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:31 PM (JNVE5)

380 A girl links a pic of her boobs and people who comment are in trouble. Rigghhhhhhttttttt.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:31 PM (hInJ6)

381 So I shouldn't announce my lack of pants?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:31 PM (YxBuk)

382 Is this the anti-Palin blog I've been reading about?

Posted by: Noob at May 27, 2011 08:32 PM (EL+OC)

383 how was Donald Duck?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 12:26 AM (7mSYS)

Um, don't know. That's tomorrow.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:32 PM (YxBuk)

384 mmm, just mixed lemonade with citron vodka. it was yum-meh. Kind of like a cheap girl's lemon drop. Or a lazy girl's. whatever, I'm now all mellow and stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:29 AM (RZ8pf)

That's what's good about vodka, goes with anything

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 08:33 PM (DU15A)

385 390 So I shouldn't announce my lack of pants?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 12:31 AM (YxBuk)

Its more shocking when you announce that you are not lacking pants.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:33 PM (oVQFe)

386 389 A girl links a pic of her boobs and people who comment are in trouble. Rigghhhhhhttttttt.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:31 AM (hInJ6)

Take a hint from the saga of Bl@zer and just walk away and come back another night.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 08:33 PM (ijuD6)

387 390, I don't think any of us wear pants. I wear boxers cause the leather chair gets all hot and sticky.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:33 PM (NtTkA)

388 396 390, I don't think any of us wear pants. I wear boxers cause the leather chair gets all hot and sticky.

I'm always armored. Never know when a battle will erupt.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:35 PM (stuuM)

389 just mixed lemonade with citron vodka. it was yum-meh. Ah crap, mention that right after i cracked a Killians Red open

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:35 PM (JNVE5)

390 Not only did she link her boobs, she explicitly asked for a self-esteem boost and then thanked guys for giving her a self-esteem boost.

Bizzarro world. Why not just post naked vaginas and ban guys for saying... wow, nice vagina.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:35 PM (hInJ6)

391 Heh, I was wondering when the b*lazer example was going to be mentioned.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:35 PM (6neGz)

392 Hey rum ... I just sent you an email.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:36 PM (q1/Wn)

393 Its more shocking when you announce that you are not lacking pants.

Damn, I'm predictable.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:36 PM (YxBuk)

394 397 396 390, I don't think any of us wear pants. I wear boxers cause the leather chair gets all hot and sticky.

I'm always armored. Never know when a battle will erupt.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 12:35 AM (stuuM)

Your armor consists of a loincloth. Leonidas in 300 wears more armor than you.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:36 PM (oVQFe)

395 INXS is on the tonight Show, It's not the same without Michael Hutchence.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:36 PM (NtTkA)

396 So I shouldn't announce my lack of pants? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord Given how often you are pantsless? Nah. Its newsworthy when you wear them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:37 PM (JNVE5)

397 Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:31 AM (hInJ6)

Hey, I recognize you, you're on Jersey Shore!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:37 PM (1fanL)

398 What is it with people doubling, tripling, and quadrupling-down recently? Is it a full moon?

/Remember the "holes" rule.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:37 PM (stuuM)

399 Im in bed covered in kitties. you could even say its kitty galore!

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 08:37 PM (U5Vnu)

400 well I'm going to go to bed

somebody on the music thread posted Verdi's Requiem Dies Irae part 1
but if you want a truly moving bit of music, listen to Part 2

g'night

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (7mSYS)

401

*lifts shirt*

Fight away Morons!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (dWPyO)

402 Pants are old.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (2dbd9)

403 Leonidas in 300 Mmmm. bunk. again.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (JNVE5)

404 Looks like I started drinking just in time!

Posted by: The War Between the Mobile States at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (8XHLR)

405 So I shouldn't announce my lack of pants?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord

Given how often you are pantsless? Nah. Its newsworthy when you wear them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 12:37 AM (JNVE5)

Pay no attention to her, Rum. You go ahead and announce, hon.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:38 PM (1fanL)

406 you could even say its kitty galore! Heh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:39 PM (JNVE5)

407

Your armor consists of a loincloth. Leonidas in 300 wears more armor than you.

Leonidas was a pansy.

/There are various costumes for Kratos - I like the Ares and Hydra armor myself.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:39 PM (stuuM)

408 *arms struggling* Oh I've got this subject yep gonna keep going with. Not gonna drop it. *muscles shaking from strain* Not a problem! Nope I can take it all the way!

Posted by: bog_northerner at May 27, 2011 08:39 PM (oVQFe)

409 414:

Strumming like a mandolin player having an epileptic fit?

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 08:40 PM (2dbd9)

410 419, I loved the first cats and dogs, was 2 any good?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:40 PM (NtTkA)

411 415 Looks like I started drinking just in time! Posted by: The War Between the Mobile States at May 28, 2011 12:38 AM

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit ....

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at May 27, 2011 08:40 PM (vdfwz)

412

*lifts shirt*

Fight away Morons!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:38 AM (dWPyO)

Put it down! Put it down! Oh God my eyes!

_{I keed!}

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:40 PM (YxBuk)

413 I'm going to behave curiously tonight and attention whore. I am........SOCKLESSS!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:41 PM (JNVE5)

414 Put it down! Put it down! Oh God my eyes! Someone been using sunblock rated 1,000?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (JNVE5)

415 425 I'm going to behave curiously tonight and attention whore.

I am........SOCKLESSS!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 12:41 AM (JNVE5

Bunk!

Posted by: Dick Morris at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (oVQFe)

416

Looks like I started drinking just in time!

Can I get a Zombie David Treen?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (dWPyO)

417 Last night's ONT featured my boobs towards the end of it so...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (YxBuk)

418 Stare a long time at a woman's rack so she won't notice that you're grabbing her ass

Posted by: Sh*t William Shatner Says at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (vdfwz)

419

Put it down! Put it down! Oh God my eyes!

_{I keed!}

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 12:40 AM (YxBuk)

Note that he said 'morons' not 'moronettes'

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (CN+Qv)

420

What is it with people doubling, tripling, and quadrupling-down recently? Is it a full moon?

I wondered that to. Maybe it's the interwebs, if you were in a bar you would be laying on the sidewalk by now or if you were stalking PGIS the cops would already be here.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 08:42 PM (MtwBb)

421 425 I'm going to behave curiously tonight and attention whore.

I am........SOCKLESSS!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 12:41 AM (JNVE5

Bunk!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 27, 2011 08:43 PM (oVQFe)

422 God damn it swamp yankee, don't blow this whole creepy-commenting thing for the rest of us!!

Posted by: The War Between the Mobile States at May 27, 2011 08:43 PM (8XHLR)

423 Maybe it's the interwebs, if you were in a bar you would be laying on the sidewalk by now or if you were stalking PGIS the cops would already be here.

Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 12:42 AM (MtwBb)

She called the cops on you? You musta did it wrong.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 27, 2011 08:44 PM (1fanL)

424 CDR M I have a kitty like kitty galore. No fur. The boy says she has regulation haircut. Since shes a tortie she look like shes digicam. Regulation issue cat, seriously the friendliest most loveable thing ever.

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 08:44 PM (U5Vnu)

425 if you were stalking PGIS the cops would already be here.

So did your restraining order get extended to 1000 feet?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:45 PM (YxBuk)

426 A secret to all the girls in the crowded bars at the Jersey Shore this weekend;

You are not imagining this, the guys position their arms just right so they'll keep bumping you in the tits.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 08:45 PM (vdfwz)

427 435, I can't tell you what creepy is but I know it when I see it. That was creepy. It may be the whiskey typin.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:45 PM (NtTkA)

428 So did your restraining order get extended to 1000 feet?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 12:45 AM (YxBuk)

I am lucky if I can even drive through redmond.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 08:46 PM (MtwBb)

429 don't blow this whole creepy-commenting thing for the rest of us!! Those crazeh beotches Suzy the Blow Up Doll and the Anime Sex pillow would get you into serious trouble

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:46 PM (JNVE5)

430

I am lucky if I can even drive through redmond.

Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 12:46 AM (MtwBb)

I thought anyone was luck to. Aren't you limited to bicycles in Redmond? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you are.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:47 PM (6neGz)

431 CDR M I have a kitty like kitty galore. No fur. The boy says she has regulation haircut. Since shes a tortie she look like shes digicam. Regulation issue cat, seriously the friendliest most loveable thing ever.

Posted by: gushka at May 28, 2011 12:44 AM (U5Vnu)

So a bald Sphynx? or the Rex with the very short coat?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 08:47 PM (CN+Qv)

432 I'm waiting to score a copy of "The compleat Gentleman" by Brad Miner...wait, this doesn't look like the book thread [a look of horror spreads across my face].

Posted by: derit at May 27, 2011 08:47 PM (FQlFL)

433

Perhaps my creepy meter is broken, but given the uninvited stimuli, I didn't find it all that creepy.

*shrugs*

How bout that Buddy Roemer juggernaut?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:48 PM (dWPyO)

434 I'm telling you, the Miko chick scares the crap outta me.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:48 PM (6neGz)

435 Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 12:38 AM (5I8G0)

________________________

Righhhhhtttttttt. And she didn't thank people for making her feel good... 'thanks guys for making me feel good, I needed tha't. Re-read the thread.

And under your gentlemanly standards, AOSHQ wouldn't exist. Everyone knows this site is a little more crude and salty. *snark* Its midnight on a weekend and I flirted with a girl who posted her boobs on this very thread. Now, all of sudden all the heros come out an threaten a guy for flirting with a girl who literally posted who boobs on the thread and asked for a self-esteem boost.

Righhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttt.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 08:48 PM (hInJ6)

436 Buddies are all out drinking tonight again while I do the Ward Cleaver thing. Not one of those guys will show up on time to go hiking tomorrow.

Shit. Now I'll have three dorks puking all over the trail.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 08:48 PM (2dbd9)

437 How bout that Buddy Roemer juggernaut? Who?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:48 PM (NtTkA)

438 Sorry about the clogged drains I've been hearing about tonight. When a man's gotta go, a man's gotta go

Posted by: The Crapping Mailman at May 27, 2011 08:49 PM (vdfwz)

439 449 Buddies are all out drinking tonight again while I do the Ward Cleaver thing. Not one of those guys will show up on time to go hiking tomorrow.
Posted by: sifty at May 28, 2011 12:48 AM

Just go easy on the Beaver

Posted by: June Cleaver at May 27, 2011 08:50 PM (vdfwz)

440 Everyone knows this site is a little more crude and salty. Dude, chill. You took it just a tad too far and creeped someone out. Plus, you fuck up around here you get ragged on. We have all put our feet in our mouths and gotten ridiculed. Just let it and go and enjoy the moronity.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:50 PM (JNVE5)

441 Okay ... Well I'm going to apologize to all, say goodnight and try and remember that me, wine, the ONT and Memorial Day weekend are not a good combination. Be safe and enjoy your weekends.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 08:50 PM (q1/Wn)

442 _{Anybody check to see if there's an 'off' button? Or is anybody else near enough to pull the damn plug out of the socket? Enough, awready.}

Posted by: Theresa D at May 27, 2011 08:50 PM (rvsdg)

443 *sighs*.

Anyway, gotta hand it to the Chi-Coms for creativity:

Chinese prisoners forced to play World of Warcraft, make money for guards

/Better than being physically worked to death.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:51 PM (stuuM)

444 Shit. Now I'll have three dorks puking all over the trail. Enjoy a bacon and egg sandwich as a snack when you hit the trailhead! Yeah, I'me evil.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:51 PM (JNVE5)

445 Okay ... Well I'm going to apologize to all, say goodnight and try and remember that me, wine, the ONT and Memorial Day weekend are not a good combination.

Be safe and enjoy your weekends.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 28, 2011 12:50 AM (q1/Wn)

Cheers

Posted by: Jackhole at May 27, 2011 08:51 PM (DU15A)

446

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:48 AM (hInJ6)

I'm sorry but when is calling someone sugar tits continuously a good idea? Put the stick down and step away from the horse.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 08:51 PM (oVQFe)

447 Awwww, don't leave DB!!!! Unless its time to go sleepies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 08:52 PM (JNVE5)

448 DB, why the hell are you apologizing?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:53 PM (6neGz)

449 How bout that Buddy Roemer juggernaut? Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:48 AM (dWPyO) Just wait'll Mike Foster throws his hat in the ring. JUST. FUCKING. WAIT.

Posted by: The War Between the Mobile States at May 27, 2011 08:53 PM (8XHLR)

450 I'm sorry but when is calling someone sugar tits continuously a good idea?

It worked out so well for Mel Gibson!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:53 PM (YxBuk)

451 446, It struck me like when you are at a tittie bar, and the one guy drunkenly convinces himself that the dancers in love with him. He grabs the dancer and is beaten sensless by the bouncer. He is screaming call me to the dancer as he is thrown out the door. The next day he shows up at work with bruises and swelling about the face and tells his friends he beat up a biker gang only to have his friends start a rumor that he got his ass kicked by a black tranny hooker. You Know, like that.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 08:53 PM (NtTkA)

452 Rum isn't just some girl. She's Rum.

She's twelve kinds of awesome and has bits of jedi in her stool.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 08:54 PM (2dbd9)

453 No need to apologize for somebody else's idiocy, DB. Have a nice weekend.

/btw, there's a Christina Hendricks thread above for y'all who are interested.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 08:54 PM (stuuM)

454 We have all put our feet in our mouths and gotten ridiculed.
Tell me about it!

Posted by: a different rex reed at May 27, 2011 08:54 PM (wPxqH)

455 She's twelve kinds of awesome and has bits of jedi in her stool.

Awww, thanks.

A doctor is looking into that last part...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:55 PM (YxBuk)

456 Crap!

Posted by: a different rex reed sockpuppet FAIL!!! at May 27, 2011 08:55 PM (wPxqH)

457 Tell me about it!

Posted by: a different rex reed at May 28, 2011 12:54 AM (wPxqH)

Well played. *clap*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:55 PM (6neGz)

458 Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:48 AM (hInJ6)

You hear that Mr. yankee?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death.

Posted by: Agent Smith at May 27, 2011 08:57 PM (1fanL)

459 Shes a sphynx. I have had 3. Best cats ever. Seriously. My fuzzy whit marshmallow is equally loveable but kind of a scardey cat. The old calico thinks she belongs to my cop friend. My house sorta functions like a crew lounge/adult day camp so all the cats get lots of petting. Its funny seeing tough guys come here to hang with cute horse girls and cuddle the furs...

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 08:57 PM (U5Vnu)

460

Sorry to be a contrarian here....but...

Was Dumb Blonde offended???

I see many White Knights on here were.

Again, maybe my "creepy" meter is broken. For the stimuli offered up, I don't see a big deal.

I guess the safe play is, no random body parts linked to the ont out of the blue, lest a few horny dudes go slightly over the line.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 08:57 PM (dWPyO)

461 Rum a diet of Jedi can be rough on the intestinal tract...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 08:57 PM (RZ8pf)

462 474:

Not to mention having The Rock for dessert.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 08:59 PM (2dbd9)

463 Well, Jedi are high in fiber, PGiS. I just make sure I drink a lot of water, too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 08:59 PM (YxBuk)

464 Rum a diet of Jedi can be rough on the intestinal tract...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:57 AM (RZ8pf)

*must refrain from Luke Skywalker protein midi-chlorian jokes. Thanks a lot, swamp yankee*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 08:59 PM (6neGz)

465 a diet of Jedi can be rough on the intestinal tract... Sounds like you need a leetle more roughage.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:00 PM (JNVE5)

466

I guess the safe play is, no random body parts linked to the ont out of the blue, lest a few horny dudes go slightly over the line.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:57 AM (dWPyO)

The way I see it is if you are in someone elses house and they tell you to tone it down you might as well just do it because you aren't going to win that argument.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:00 PM (MtwBb)

467 Again, maybe my "creepy" meter is broken. For the stimuli offered up, I don't see a big deal.

I guess the safe play is, no random body parts linked to the ont out of the blue, lest a few horny dudes go slightly over the line.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 12:57 AM (dWPyO)

Go back and read comment 241 and then see if you still think that's not creepy and over the line.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 09:01 PM (ijuD6)

468 Heh, Clerks is on Comedy Central. Its good just for the discussion of subcontractors on the Death Star.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:01 PM (oVQFe)

469 Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:51 AM (oVQFe)

_____

Actually no. They may have tried to delete posts to save ass. But when a girl literally posts a pic of nothing but her breasts.. no face, right on this thread... and thanks people for giving her a self-esteem boost ---- NO. Sugar tits is mild compared to what goes on around here, and I was literally talking to a her who linked a pic with just her boobs. I may not be a regular, but I've been around these parts long enough, I;ve also been a prosecutor. corporate counsel for MetLife and Liberty Mutual, a legal analyst for Bloomberg and a personal injury lawyer for two PI firms.

For all the shit I read here, that this is a controversy me calling a girl sugar tits, when she a linked a pic of her boobs (and nothing else) and asked for a self-esteem boost is beyond the gay. Its so fucked up. its gay, fascist, wasabi, and nazi all wrapped in one. I want puke on someone's head.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 09:01 PM (hInJ6)

470 Awww damn! Clerks 2. Ok, good for argument about Star Wars and LOTR

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:01 PM (oVQFe)

471 Was Dumb Blonde offended??? Umm ... No. Do something silly, stupid and you accept the consequences. I'm just sorry I did anything to cause a contretemps this evening.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 09:02 PM (q1/Wn)

472

My Dove chocolate fortune just told me that the time for compromise is later.

Now do you add the phrase "in bed" to Dove chocolate fortunes too?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:02 PM (RZ8pf)

473 Lawyer? Nuff Said.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:02 PM (NtTkA)

474

, I;ve also been a prosecutor. corporate counsel for MetLife and Liberty Mutual, a legal analyst for Bloomberg and a personal injury lawyer for two PI firms.

Wow really? Wow that is like so cool and just fucking hardcore! Can I like have your autograph man?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:03 PM (oVQFe)

475

Go back and read comment 241 and then see if you still think that's not creepy and over the line.

A tad over the top......perhaps boob shots are as well.

Although to be honest, no big deal from me on either the comment or the boob shot.

way I see it is if you are in someone elses house and they tell you to tone it down you might as well just do it because you aren't going to win that argument.

Yup, agreed. You won't find much overt vulgarity from me on here ever.......or moob shots. heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:04 PM (dWPyO)

476 Lawyer? Nuff Said.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 01:02 AM (NtTkA)

haha, that was my only takeaway from that rant. oh

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:04 PM (MtwBb)

477 I'm sorry but when is calling someone sugar tits continuously a good idea? Put the stick down and step away from the horse.

It WAS you, sir!

Posted by: Crewman Fisher at May 27, 2011 09:04 PM (vdfwz)

478 Heh, Clerks is on Comedy Central. Its good just for the discussion of subcontractors on the Death Star.

Heh, my sister's friend and I were just discussing this on the way back from dinner tonight.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 09:04 PM (YxBuk)

479 Maet, let him go. Let's see if he can out do B*lazer.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:04 PM (6neGz)

480 New and Improved Lucas brand stool softener works immediately to flush out the system...even your blood will shoot out every pore to avoid contact with that thing.

Posted by: derit at May 27, 2011 09:05 PM (FQlFL)

481

wasn't there a country song "my tits were made of sugar, but they melted in the rain?"

If not, there should be. Kind of the bookend to McArthur Park or somethin.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:05 PM (RZ8pf)

482 For all the shit I read here, that this is a controversy me calling a girl sugar tits, when she a linked a pic of her boobs (and nothing else) Uh, she's clothed. And you got serious and graphic. Its a no brainer. " just busted a .." does not fly, and is not funny. BUNK!!!! or "there is no more blood in my brain" are a couple notches down and funny.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:06 PM (JNVE5)

483

Go back and read comment 241 and then see if you still think that's not creepy and over the line.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 01:01 AM (ijuD6)

And then 271. And then 283 And then 316

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:06 PM (oVQFe)

484

I think the Dove fortunes work even better than regular ones, my latest was "create a happy place"

"in bed."

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:07 PM (RZ8pf)

485 or moob shots. heh. Can we interest you in a Bro?

Posted by: Seinfeld at May 27, 2011 09:07 PM (JNVE5)

486

I think the Dove fortunes work even better than regular ones, my latest was "create a happy place"

"in bed."

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:07 AM (RZ8pf)

I'm talking to you from the grave.

Posted by: Mr. Purple at May 27, 2011 09:08 PM (6neGz)

487 Shes a sphynx. I have had 3. Best cats ever. Seriously. My fuzzy whit marshmallow is equally loveable but kind of a scardey cat. The old calico thinks she belongs to my cop friend. My house sorta functions like a crew lounge/adult day camp so all the cats get lots of petting. Its funny seeing tough guys come here to hang with cute horse girls and cuddle the furs...

Posted by: gushka at May 28, 2011 12:57 AM (U5Vnu)

I kind of get a partial sphynx effect because my old longhair has to be shaved because of matts, and the Himalayan Persian I rescued last year had to have her underbelly and sides shaved, so she sported a combover for most of last summer

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:08 PM (CN+Qv)

488 Hey Rum, hang in there girl....this is one way to get to the magic number, right?

Posted by: Dell at May 27, 2011 09:08 PM (UXmg6)

489 Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 01:03 AM (oVQFe)

___

Hero number two. There was no issue. It was all in good fun. But you wanted to jump in and suck the moderators dildo. You have no idea what happened. You just look like a fucking moron. Ohhhhhh, I called the girl sugar tits. Is she offended. NO. Only you are -- and that makes you a politically correct homo.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 09:08 PM (hInJ6)

490 Posted by: Mr. Purple I've got what we can do on Monday. Online shopping for Mr Purple's replacement!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:09 PM (JNVE5)

491 498, I was watching the PGA last week while folding clothes and it occured to me that I have never seen such a parade of man boobs in my whole life. They need to change the shirt material or something, it's just wrong.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:09 PM (NtTkA)

492 xkcd: Sports

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 27, 2011 09:10 PM (CLYmB)

493 Ohhhhhh, I called the girl sugar tits. Is she offended. Posted by: swamp_yankee I hereby dub thee, Captain Oblivious

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:10 PM (JNVE5)

494 502, Here we go.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:11 PM (NtTkA)

495

I've got what we can do on Monday. Online shopping for Mr Purple's replacement!

oh yeah, that's just what we need to create another immortal Memorial Day thread.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:12 PM (RZ8pf)

496 Maet, i second Editor. Can we poke him with a stick now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:12 PM (JNVE5)

497 The Manssiere!!! Â®

Posted by: frank costanza at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (wPxqH)

498 507 502, Here we go.

Indeed. What's above quadrupling down?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (stuuM)

499 I'm not a lawyer, I don't play one on tv. However, I'm pretty sure that when the judge bangs the gavel and says you're out of order and to sit down, you sit down.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (vdfwz)

500

blech. Now I ate too much chocolate. The last wrapper fortune was the best "find your passion"

"in bed"

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)

501 oh yeah, that's just what we need to create another immortal Memorial Day thread.

Well, we were really well behaved last year. I think.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (YxBuk)

502 Indeed. What's above quadrupling down?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM (stuuM)

Stupid, but it's fun.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (6neGz)

503 509 Maet, i second Editor. Can we poke him with a stick now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 01:12 AM (JNVE5)

The Way of The Bl@zer is a hard, difficult path with many sticks poked.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (ijuD6)

504 Its 1:10 Eastern time on a Saturday. and the Bruins are going to the Cup. A girl links her boobs and asks for compliments. You know what's weird, perverted, insulting and all that jazz.. chronic, internet commenter losers with no sense of context, who have no grasp on real life.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 09:13 PM (hInJ6)

505 Is your Persian named "Biden", Oldcat?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2011 09:14 PM (wPxqH)

506 Indeed. What's above quadrupling down?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM (stuuM)

I feel the same way about telling him that as I do about telling Obama what comes after a trillion. Just don't do it.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:14 PM (MtwBb)

507 Indeed. What's above quadrupling down?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM

The Quadruple Dog Dare

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at May 27, 2011 09:15 PM (vdfwz)

508 Oldcat, my sphynx cats are so hairless that the feel like babies. This one sleeps on my bare stomach if I am in bed or in an afghan in a laundry basket when im not.

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 09:15 PM (U5Vnu)

509

oh yeah, that's just what we need to create another immortal Memorial Day thread.

NOOOO!!!!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:15 PM (stuuM)

510 517, And yet here you are without the manners or common sense that would allow you to play nice with such losers. STFU and go to bed.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:15 PM (NtTkA)

511 was immortal the word I wanted there? I think I might've meant infamous.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:16 PM (RZ8pf)

512 If I post a pic of my moobs, can I get a hard up moron banned?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:16 PM (dWPyO)

513 Indeed. What's above quadrupling down?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM

Quadruplin' down ... that's a paddlin'

Posted by: Old Man on the Simpsons at May 27, 2011 09:16 PM (vdfwz)

514

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 01:08 AM (hInJ6)

Whatever buddy boy. I thought you went overboard when you on and on and on. And then you got a yellow card and instead of just being "oops my bad" you needed to be an ass about that too. And so now I'm mocking you. You can't drop a subject. You keep beating a dead horse. You're talking about what you've worked on for some fucking reason.

Are you just so fucking stupid that you are unfamiliar with the concept of "Shut the fuck up dumbass" Now I'll just let you resume digging that hole.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:17 PM (oVQFe)

515 Its 1:10 Eastern time on a Saturday. and the Bruins are going to the Cup. A girl links her boobs and asks for compliments. You know what's weird, perverted, insulting and all that jazz.. chronic, internet commenter losers with no sense of context, who have no grasp on real life.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM (hInJ6)

So its the Bruins' fault?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:17 PM (CN+Qv)

516 chronic, internet commenter losers with no sense of context, who have no grasp on real life. says the guy who graphically and in a serious tone described waxing the dolphin. HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO, buy the clue already. IT WASNT SUGAR TITS!!!!! It was the gross description of your time with rosey palme and her five sisters.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:17 PM (JNVE5)

517 I know Mel Gibson, and you, sir, are no Mel Gibson.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:17 PM (2dbd9)

518

Ok, change of subject, poontang, or Buddy Roemer?

Really, its all I've got. I guess I could tease CDR M about the Raiders or something.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:17 PM (dWPyO)

519 So are we going to have a naming contest during an ONT as well? Posted by: CDR M Splendid idea. What will the prize be?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:18 PM (JNVE5)

520 Raiders still have a team?

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:18 PM (2dbd9)

521 in an afghan in a laundry basket when im not. Tell them about her heater and the prime bed in front of the fireplace!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:19 PM (JNVE5)

522 534, Isn't Jim Plunkett their QB?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:19 PM (NtTkA)

523 526 If I post a pic of my moobs, can I get a hard up moron banned?

If you post your moobs, you may just get banned.

If I post my moobs, well, let's just say the resulting nausea will be so intense that Lord Nurgle's power will be increased 100-fold.

/sifty will get my reference.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:19 PM (stuuM)

524 513

blech. Now I ate too much chocolate. The last wrapper fortune was the best "find your passion"

"in bed"

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:13 AM (RZ8pf

You know, since they're not chinese fortune cookies, perhaps instead of the "in bed" line you should go for the more humorous "In the bathroom" tagline for them.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:20 PM (oVQFe)

525 Shhh, he's rolling...

Posted by: Otter at May 27, 2011 09:20 PM (66Dby)

526 Ace is still awake, and sooner or later it's going to be called to his attention. I doubt he's in a charitable mood tonight.

Then again, there's this song

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:20 PM (vdfwz)

527 I'm sleepy. I'm going to turn in now. And tomorrow I shall look into a zip-it or whatever that thing was called. Or, maybe I'll nuke the house and start over.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:20 PM (RZ8pf)

528 464 446, It struck me like when you are at a tittie bar, and the one guy drunkenly convinces himself that the dancers in love with him. He grabs the dancer and is beaten sensless by the bouncer. He is screaming call me to the dancer as he is thrown out the door.

Heh, that reminds me of a night i was at ye olde boobeh bar and this one dancer spent the whole evening with me at my table, only leaving when it was her turn to dance. I thought i was doing great and sure enough when 2am rolled around she asked if i wanted to go back to her place to which i readily agreed and then she informed me that she cost $250, which i didn't have, she was unhappy to say the least.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:20 PM (9RFH1)

529 If I post a pic of my moobs, can I get a hard up moron banned?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 01:16 AM (dWPyO)

I'd rather see swamp yankees resume, oh wait

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:21 PM (MtwBb)

530 DB, you have nothing to apologize for and even less cause to feel you need positive reinforcement. SY, consider me Hero Number Fuckin' Three. If you don't know how to treat an 'Ette, ONT or no, then get the fuck out. Enough.

Posted by: The War Between the Mobile States at May 27, 2011 09:21 PM (8XHLR)

531

I like the Raiders, they still play football the old fashioned way. None of the damn NFL namby-pamby rules for them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:22 PM (RZ8pf)

532 I think all this hoo ha means....DB has EPIC boobehs!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:23 PM (JNVE5)

533

Tease away. Of course I could tease back about the Bronc's but then, well, it's never funny when 2 shitty teams are being argued over.

Hmmm....good point. I'm a bit touchy about my Broncos, so I shouldn't be talking trash.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:23 PM (dWPyO)

534 Nurgle and Slaanesh will be most pleased.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:24 PM (2dbd9)

535 Wait, someone's knocking on the Broncos and I'm not even getting in on that? Totally bogus!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:24 PM (6neGz)

536 Oldcat, my sphynx cats are so hairless that the feel like babies. This one sleeps on my bare stomach if I am in bed or in an afghan in a laundry basket when im not.

Posted by: gushka at May 28, 2011 01:15 AM (U5Vnu)

My oldest comes up and sits by my shoulder and purs for a bit in the evening and morning. He's a skittish one himself so he goes off after a while. Then one of the others can pop by for a visit.

I put an old towel over my clean laundry and the cats press the folded t-shirts for me. All three take turns.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:24 PM (CN+Qv)

537 549 I think all this hoo ha means....DB has EPIC boobehs!

I wouldn't know, I didn't look!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (stuuM)

538 Raiders won't win another ring until we can find a way into Al Davis' crypt and drive a stake in his heart to end his reign of terror.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (2dbd9)

539

Heh, that reminds me of a night i was at ye olde boobeh bar and this one dancer spent the whole evening with me at my table, only leaving when it was her turn to dance. I thought i was doing great and sure enough when 2am rolled around she asked if i wanted to go back to her place to which i readily agreed and then she informed me that she cost $250, which i didn't have, she was unhappy to say the least.

Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 01:20 AM (9RFH1)

Well that was her fault. She should have implied it earlier in the night that is where things would be going and if you were interested in paying. But then again she is stripping, so critical thinking probably isn't in her skill set.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (oVQFe)

540 255 234

http://tinyurl.com/3zgwjux

Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Shameless attention whoring alert.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (q1/Wn)

I'll get back to you on that positive feedback part as soone as my blood returns to my brain.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (oVQFe)

_______________

A girl "says shameless attention whore alert" after posting her boobs, you come back with some beta male queerness, and insult other for speaking their minds.

You must live on sites like this because there is not way you get a girl in real life.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (hInJ6)

541 I have to get up and make link sausages and french toast for my three blondes, it's tradition. G'Night All.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (NtTkA)

542 like the Raiders, they still play football the old fashioned way. None of the damn NFL namby-pamby rules for them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:22 AM (RZ8pf)

You mean with an insane owner?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:25 PM (CN+Qv)

543 like the Raiders, they still play football the old fashioned way. None of the damn NFL namby-pamby rules for them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:22 AM (RZ8pf)

You mean with an insane owner?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 01:25 AM (CN+Qv)

No, with firearms

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:27 PM (MtwBb)

544

I like the Raiders, they still play football the old fashioned way. None of the damn NFL namby-pamby rules for them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:22 AM

Damn rules! 2nd Amendment says you can bear arms. Who does Roger Goody Two Shoes think he is telling me my players can't exercise their Constitutional rights on the playing field

Come on now, tell me YOU don't want to shoot Terrell Owens when he's clowning in the end zone

Posted by: Al Davis at May 27, 2011 09:27 PM (vdfwz)

545

Lookin' forward to fantasy football this year with the morons (and one ette!).

Same. Although I got worked in the NCAA brackets so I won't be naming my team, "Delta Smelt is Winning" again.

Humble Smelt from here on out.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:27 PM (dWPyO)

546 One of my greatest memories as a child was Monday Night games @ the Kingdome against da Raiduhs. The best was when Plunket was still around as 2nd string, but started the game. Fumbleruskie!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:28 PM (6neGz)

547 'll get back to you on that positive feedback part as soone as my blood returns to my brain. Posted by: buzzion Funneh posted by: swamp_yankee Not funneh The density is thick with this one. Where are all our Sith Lords when we need them?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:28 PM (JNVE5)

548 Ok I admit I run a heater for my cat a vornado...and shes got a kitty sleeping bag by the fireplace. And she sleeps under the covers in either my arms or the guys. When im up she likes to climb in my shirt. Is she spoiled? You may ask. Why yes this cat is horribly spoiled. I think that what bebe wants me to say Oh hell! I think adams coming home to say goodbye early! Shit shit shit I smell of horse!!!!!

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 09:28 PM (U5Vnu)

549 Come on now, tell me YOU don't want to shoot Terrell Owens when he's clowning in the end zone

Posted by: Al Davis at May 28, 2011 01:27 AM (vdfwz)

He might end up on the Raiders. Assuming anyone does this year.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:28 PM (CN+Qv)

550 I mean it's funny to watch the Raiders play the Seahawks. It's like bringing visigoths to a tea party or something.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:29 PM (RZ8pf)

551 Al Davis I've thought he was part of the 25% ever since i saw him sporting 1950's cat eye glasses with a chain, just like my grandma used to wear. NTTAWWT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:29 PM (JNVE5)

552 Don't look at me, I'm a Jets fan

I mean it, don't look at me. Whatta YOU lookin' at!

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:30 PM (vdfwz)

553 570, It's like Obama meeting the queen of England,

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:30 PM (NtTkA)

554 551 Nurgle and Slaanesh will be most pleased.

lol. Have you played the board game?

The only reason I know anything about the Warhammer40k universe is that that first DoW game was so good with voice acting and plot development that it pulled me in and got me to look up the W40k lore myself.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:30 PM (stuuM)

555

Seriously, we might have to do 2 leagues this year. 16 teams was too many.

I think 8 is pretty good generally. So you are probably right.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:30 PM (dWPyO)

556 If I post my moobs, well, let's just say the resulting nausea will be so intense that Lord Nurgle's power will be increased 100-fold.

/Wags tail

Posted by: The Beast of Nurgle at May 27, 2011 09:31 PM (bgcml)

557 The original title for the HBO show Tales from the Crypt was:

Al Davis, After Dark.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:31 PM (2dbd9)

558 I know cause I can totally hear Hasselback going "oh my, have you seen what poor manners these low sorts have" as he is pretending to nurse a sore shoulder so he has an excuse to drop the ball instead of get tackled.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 27, 2011 09:31 PM (RZ8pf)

559 The density is thick with this one.

He's a lawyer. 'nuff said.

/Apologies to all the respectable lawyers that post here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:32 PM (stuuM)

560 The Tourist was good. Reminded me of 80s movies. I miss those.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 09:32 PM (afWhQ)

561 Oh, yeah, like I didn't see THAT one coming, CMD R. Look where the Boz is now! Oh, wait...

The only thing going for him now is that some people think Kate Bosworth is his daughter.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:32 PM (6neGz)

562

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 01:25 AM (hInJ6)

Apparently he's a mean drunk. So I'll go this way. Kiss my ass you pathetic limp wristed unfunny tool. I went for a humorous comment about all the blood leaving my brain implying it went somewhere else for a compliment, rather than creepy asshole like you. I also only said it once and didn't decide to make it a focal point of every post I would make from then on like you. The fact that you claim to know what things go on here and don't realize that is pathetic. Now go run along you little shit stain.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:32 PM (oVQFe)

563

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 01:28 AM (6neGz)

I remember that game - the Raiders were ahead and then the Hawks found out that if you looked at Plunkett, the ball was on the turf for the taking.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:33 PM (CN+Qv)

564 574:

Warhammer, Star Frontiers, Gamma World, DnD, Mechwarrior, Shadowrun, you name it.

I still read tons of Warhammer novels. Awful stuff.

The one rule of everything in Warhammer:

This will not end well.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:34 PM (2dbd9)

565

Where is logprof, I wouldn't mind getting in a Chiefs dig.

Screw it, Editor is here......who is your QB next year?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:34 PM (dWPyO)

566

Screw it, Editor is here......who is your QB next year?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 28, 2011 01:34 AM (dWPyO)

Anybody but Hass.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:34 PM (6neGz)

567 585, OJ has lost a lot of speed but he still cuts well.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:35 PM (NtTkA)

568 I was just going to ask that. Do we have a quarterback for next year. I haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:35 PM (MtwBb)

569 I know cause I can totally hear Hasselback going "oh my, have you seen what poor manners these low sorts have" as he is pretending to nurse a sore shoulder so he has an excuse to drop the ball instead of get tackled.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 01:31 AM (RZ8pf)

Maybe you can trade your whole team for Carson Palmer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:35 PM (CN+Qv)

570 Well that was her fault. She should have implied it earlier in the night that is where things would be going and if you were interested in paying.

True, but i probably should have assumed it, ah well, she looked like Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, i would have gladly paid if i had the moolah.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:35 PM (9RFH1)

571

I remember that game - the Raiders were ahead and then the Hawks found out that if you looked at Plunkett, the ball was on the turf for the taking.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 01:33 AM (CN+Qv)

I was there, buddy. 9 or 10 years old. That Kingdome was the greatest thing to ever happen to a fan and the worst thing to happen to an opponent.

Remember when they came out with the "Kingdome Rule"? WTF where they thinking. Yeah, lets give penalties to the fans. Retards.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 09:36 PM (6neGz)

572 True, but i probably should have assumed it, ah well, she looked like Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, i would have gladly paid if i had the moolah.

Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 01:35 AM (9RFH1)

Ask her if she takes personal checks. It worked for Jerry Springer, when he was a politician in Cincy.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:36 PM (CN+Qv)

573

Anybody but Hass

So that hippy dude or Carson Palmer?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (dWPyO)

574 Just from one broad's perspective...

A woman (on her own volition) posts a pic of her ta's and a guy acts....well how you'd expect a guy to act. Where's the controversy again?

I notice that no one is addressing her action...you know... the predicate for this entire spectacle.

Reason #301 men are completely fucked in today's society.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (Q4vUd)

575 581 The Tourist was good. Reminded me of 80s movies. I miss those.

Same here, i'm an 80's movies fanatic, my Netflix i full of them.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (9RFH1)

576 Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 01:32 AM (oVQFe)

___

Failure. But whatever makes you think makes you look cool in the moderators eyes.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (hInJ6)

577 Ask her if she takes personal checks. It worked for Jerry Springer, when he was a politician in Cincy. Worked for me too!

Posted by: Bob Bechel at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (JNVE5)

578

But will his gloves fit?

Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 01:36 AM (5I8G0)

Not if he keeps a hold on that bloody knife.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (CN+Qv)

579 597 True, but i probably should have assumed it, ah well, she looked like Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, i would have gladly paid if i had the moolah.

Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 01:35 AM (9RFH1)

Ask her if she takes personal checks. It worked for Jerry Springer, when he was a politician in Cincy.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 01:36 AM (CN+Qv)

"Worked" isn't exactly the word I would use for it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:37 PM (oVQFe)

580 I missed one of the most memorable MNF games.

10/23/2000, Jets losing to the Dolphins 30-7 in the 4th quarter.

Turned it off early as Vinnie was looking totally inept.

Next day, read about The Monday Night Miracle which was actually overshadowed by the Mets-Yankees World Series

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:38 PM (vdfwz)

581 Posted by: laceyunderalls at Lacey go back and read 241. It was a comment too far.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:38 PM (JNVE5)

582 Watch, Kyle Orton will end up in Seattle.

Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 01:37 AM (5I8G0)

Which one? The lucky for half season Denver one or howling vortex of such Chicago one?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:39 PM (CN+Qv)

583

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 01:37 AM (Q4vUd)

Dittos. A non white knight is welcome. I don't feel as nuts now. Heh.

Watch, Kyle Orton will end up in Seattle.

Enjoy Seattle Morons!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 27, 2011 09:39 PM (dWPyO)

584 Wow. You must have taken a whole bottle of Viagra, swamp yankee! You stud!

Posted by: the Chicken at May 27, 2011 09:39 PM (2dbd9)

585 Same here, i'm an 80's movies fanatic, my Netflix i full of them.

80's cheesy action movies! Which is your favorite?

Mine is Rambo: First Blood, Part 2.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:39 PM (stuuM)

586 Once my mighty Chicago Bears find a QB you are all playing for participation ribbons. Problem is we have been looking for 30 years.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:40 PM (NtTkA)

587 Monday Night Games? Not my best night of the week

Posted by: Joe Theismann at May 27, 2011 09:40 PM (vdfwz)

588 read 241. My reaction to it was "ewww, gross" and not in a good way, vs the bulk of the comments here that make me go "ewwwww, hahahhahaha"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:40 PM (JNVE5)

589

Monday Night Games? Not my best night of the week

But you got a great ass!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 09:41 PM (dWPyO)

590 612 Once my mighty Chicago Bears find a QB you are all playing for participation ribbons. Problem is we have been looking for 30 years. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 01:40 AM

That's in the league of "if the queen had balls she'd be king"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:42 PM (vdfwz)

591 It was a comment too far.

No, actually, it wasn't.

Post your ta's for the entire world to see and god knows who's doing what with that picture. He just verbalized it.

And besides- she asked for the feedback.

I'm not trying to pick on her as much as I'm taking up for the guy that's getting shit over. It's bullshit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 09:42 PM (Q4vUd)

592

Failure. But whatever makes you think makes you look cool in the moderators eyes.

There are moderators?

I'm always the last to know these things.

*sigh*

Posted by: genghis at May 27, 2011 09:43 PM (4T2lB)

593 608 Watch, Kyle Orton will end up in Seattle.
Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 01:37 AM

What if Jay Cutler does?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 09:43 PM (vdfwz)

594 Once my mighty Chicago Bears find a QB you are all playing for participation ribbons. Problem is we have been looking for 30 years. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 01:40 AM

That's in the league of "if the queen had balls she'd be king"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 01:42 AM (vdfwz)

I lived in Chicago in the mid-80s, and the secret to Jim McMahon was that he would sometimes not listen to the coaches and fling the ball around.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:43 PM (CN+Qv)

595 Once my mighty Chicago Bears find a QB you are all playing for participation ribbons. Problem is we have been looking for 30 years.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 01:40 AM (NtTkA)

What are you talking about, You have Jay Cutler.

Not since OJ has there been as much talk about a white bronco.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:44 PM (MtwBb)

596 620 God I hope so.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:44 PM (NtTkA)

597 I'm not trying to pick on her as much as I'm taking up for the guy that's getting shit over. It's bullshit. We're just going to disagree then. And its not like I don't have a sense of humor, ask Gushka. Plus, I've been told to stfu here by the cobs, and I did. So no sympathy on that point.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:44 PM (JNVE5)

598 Watch, Kyle Orton will end up in Seattle.
Posted by: CDR M at May 28, 2011 01:37 AM

What if Jay Cutler does?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 01:43 AM (vdfwz)

Two crummy QBs enter, one crummy QB leaves!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:45 PM (CN+Qv)

599 What if Jay Cutler does?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 01:43 AM (vdfwz)

Even better! Enjoy Seattle.

Post your ta's for the entire world to see and god knows who's doing what with that picture. He just verbalized it.

Not very chivalrous of you Lacey. I'm appalled. ///

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 09:45 PM (dWPyO)

600 I really dont have time to take a shower and was hair(mines knee length) I just took a quick bath/was if you were him would u be offended? I wont see him for quite a while, but then its not like my vocation is new or he gave me warning... What do morons think?

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 09:45 PM (U5Vnu)

601 622, He is a complete head case. He could have been great but he is not going to be, ever.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:45 PM (NtTkA)

602 What do morons think? You're fine. Go get your knives out, and get him super hot and bothered.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:46 PM (JNVE5)

603 611:

Red Dawn or Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:46 PM (2dbd9)

604 Here's a weird coincidence with the release of the latest Pirates movie:

Blackbeard's anchor recovered off NC coast

MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. Â– An anchor from what's believed to be the wreck of the pirate Blackbeard's flagship has been raised from the ocean floor off the North Carolina coast.

Archaeologists believe the anchor recovered Friday is from the Queen Anne's Revenge, which sank in 1718. That was five months before Blackbeard was killed in a battle.

The artifact is the third-largest item at the shipwreck, outsized only by two other anchors.

Researchers retrieved the anchor from the shipwreck about 20 feet under water and were bringing it to shore. The work to retrieve it began last week. The anchor is about 11 feet long.

The recovery coincides with the release this month of "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." The movie features both Blackbeard and the Queen Anne's Revenge.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:47 PM (stuuM)

605 In Soviet Russia, postal goes you poo!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at May 27, 2011 09:47 PM (6fER6)

606

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 01:42 AM (Q4vUd)

Well I was mocking him at first for doubling and tripling down after being told by Maet to cool it. And apparently asking when is it a good idea to call someone sugartits, he started to get his little rant at me going. Yeah you post a picture of your rack you open yourself up to those comments coming, but the mod tells you to tone it down and you decide that its a hill to die is a good idea?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:47 PM (oVQFe)

607 630 Red Dawn.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:47 PM (NtTkA)

608 80's cheesy action movies! Which is your favorite?

Mine is Rambo: First Blood, Part 2.

Can't go wrong with Rambo 2, but i gotta go with Rocky 3 with Mr T, me and my cousin actually saw that in the theater and i can still remember how bad ass Eye of the Tiger seemed back then haha, actually still sounds pretty bad ass although the vid is cheeztastic.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:48 PM (9RFH1)

609 Red Dawn Really, you think that is cheesy? That came out when I was a senior in high school, at the height of the cold war. Freaked me out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:48 PM (JNVE5)

610 Really, you think that is cheesy? That came out when I was a senior in high school, at the height of the cold war. Freaked me out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 01:48 AM (JNVE5)

When did 'Tremors" come out?

1990, so techincally the 80s

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:50 PM (CN+Qv)

611 I've never seen Red Dawn,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:50 PM (stuuM)

612 636, Watch it again as an adult. I still watch it if it comes on but yeah, it's cheesy.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:50 PM (NtTkA)

613 Post your ta's for the entire world to see and god knows who's doing what with that picture. He just verbalized it.

And besides- she asked for the feedback.

I'm not trying to pick on her as much as I'm taking up for the guy that's getting shit over. It's bullshit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 01:42 AM (Q4vUd)

Just to be clear she posted a pic of her chest from which you could kinda discern her breasts under her shirt. That's hardly Playboy. And if that sends you off into a frenzy of fap, well then that's just sad.

Plus saying something like "I'll be in my bunk" is a far cry from explicitly stating exactly how you're going to flog the fireman towards someone on the blog. This is not a new rule - explicit sex talk has always been a no-no on the ONT.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 09:50 PM (ijuD6)

614 I'm not trying to pick on her as much as I'm taking up for the guy that's getting shit over. It's bullshit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 01:42 AM (Q4vUd)

No... it's pretty sick. And honestly, kind of rapey/stalky talk, and not just in that first comment.

Not to pile on or anything, but I'm skeeved out right now.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 09:51 PM (afWhQ)

615 630 sifty for me its buckaroo bonzai every time

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 09:51 PM (U5Vnu)

616 If i had to pick a favorite though it's still be Total Recall.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:51 PM (9RFH1)

617 638, You have to rent it. It's a cult classic.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:52 PM (NtTkA)

618 643 If i had to pick a favorite though it's still be Total Recall.

Total Recall is 1990. But with Oldcat's definition, it still classifies at '80s action.

/Arnold gets his ass kicked majorly in that movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:53 PM (stuuM)

619 What's up roonz and roonettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (f4gk9)

620 but the mod tells you to tone it down and you decide that its a hill to die is a good idea?

No, but....

I take the 'but for' approach. But for the pic, none of this would have happened.

Where's the 'toning it down' for that?

I guess this goes back to my broader point I've been making lately. 'Ettes apparently get more latitude for some reason. And I don't understand why.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (Q4vUd)

621 I'm just in time I see...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (f4gk9)

622 OK, I'm really going to bed now, G'Night.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (NtTkA)

623 Red Dawn still makes me want to wipe my ass on a postcard and mail it to Vlad Putin.

It's not really campy-cheesey, but some parts didn't age well.

Harry Dean Stanton still makes me cry.

Banzai is the 80's movie.

Rum got to meet Dr. Emilio Lazardo, so I am damn jealous.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (2dbd9)

624 646 What's up roonz and roonettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 28, 2011 01:54 AM (f4gk9)

Oh you know, same old same old.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:54 PM (oVQFe)

625 Arnold gets his ass kicked majorly in that movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 01:53 AM (stuuM)

Probably nothing like's coming down the pike for him.

Posted by: robtr at May 27, 2011 09:55 PM (MtwBb)

626 And what's up with the HEIC? Isn't it a bit late for him to be up and around?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:55 PM (f4gk9)

627 648, Read it all, It was another epic evening.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 27, 2011 09:55 PM (NtTkA)

628 Now the original Repo Man, that's a fun one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 09:56 PM (CN+Qv)

629 Probably nothing like's coming down the pike for him. yeah, he is definitely going to be on the receiving end

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 09:56 PM (JNVE5)

630 Gushka, 'lil dab of his favorite perfume on you in the nuzzlin' spots is what I'd say.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 27, 2011 09:56 PM (rvsdg)

631 Total Recall is 1990.

Huh, so it is, coulda sworn that was '88 for some reason.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 09:56 PM (9RFH1)

632

That's hardly Playboy. And if that sends you off into a frenzy of fap, well then that's just sad.

Nope not Playboy for sure. But Lacey isn't the one in a frenzy my man, it's the White Knights. Gimme a break.

She posted a pic of her tits, no big deal, but a guy responds in a slightly over the top manner, and its the end of the world.

I didn't think either was a big deal by the way. Oh well, I'm fine with minority status on this issue.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 09:57 PM (dWPyO)

633

Probably nothing like's coming down the pike for him.

We can only hope. Arnold gets hit in the junk about half a dozen times by Sharon Stone...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:57 PM (stuuM)

634 Just found the pic (and the comments) that lacy is discussing and I must say...very nice.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:58 PM (f4gk9)

635 K Maet, I'll keep the 'explicit sex' rule in mind the next time I read one of ace's funny haha KSM sexual assault posts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 09:58 PM (Q4vUd)

636 Huh, so it is, coulda sworn that was '88 for some reason.

I thought it was '87, which is why I looked it up.

'88? Die Hard?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:58 PM (stuuM)

637 Now?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:58 PM (f4gk9)

638

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 09:58 PM (YxBuk)

639 eh

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 09:59 PM (YxBuk)

640 What else? Die Hard 2 was 90, I think.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 09:59 PM (stuuM)

641 Auugghh!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 09:59 PM (f4gk9)

642 666?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 09:59 PM (oVQFe)

643

K Maet, I'll keep the 'explicit sex' rule in mind the next time I read one of ace's funny haha KSM sexual assault posts.

You mean the Morons won't White Knight for DSK?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 09:59 PM (dWPyO)

644 Rum again, for the win!. Feels like I'm back in Denver again.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:00 PM (dWPyO)

645 no now

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:00 PM (JNVE5)

646 Here's one that just made it into the 80's, one of the most bad ass flicks evah! Seriously, it kicks ass, but it's not otu on dvd or on Netflix unfortunately, probably could find a vhs copy on Amazon but that's it.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 10:00 PM (9RFH1)

647 dammit!!! how do you do that rum?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:01 PM (JNVE5)

648 She uses a system of tubes.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 10:02 PM (2dbd9)

649 And let's not forget Escape from New York was 1981.

/Do not remake this classic, you Hollyweird idiots!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 10:02 PM (stuuM)

650 hahahah KSM btw is that nasty goat [redacted as it might violated the naughty-word list] and no one caught it?! c'mon, m&ms.

anyway, I hope that everyone has a good Memorial Day weekend!

didn't mean to offend - just wanted to bring a different perspective.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:05 PM (Q4vUd)

651 ace is totally pwning us on the new christina hendricks thread.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:05 PM (JNVE5)

652 676:

Call me Snake.

I wanted to be Snake Pliskin when I grew up.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 10:06 PM (2dbd9)

653 662 K Maet, I'll keep the 'explicit sex' rule in mind the next time I read one of ace's funny haha KSM sexual assault posts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 01:58 AM (Q4vUd)

Well keep in mind two things:

1. This is ace's blog and he can set the limits in his own posts
2. When ace is sexually explicit, it's for humorous effect and not aimed at a particular person on the blog.

Explicit sexual stuff in the comments is different and has long been a no-no in the ONT. These is nothing new. Do I have to repost the rules again?

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:06 PM (ijuD6)

654 And let's not forget Escape from New York was 1981.

/Do not remake this classic, you Hollyweird idiots!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 02:02 AM (stuuM)

Justin Bieber in the Kurt Russel role...

and what is the deal with starting a word with 'b' tonight?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:07 PM (CN+Qv)

655 /Do not remake this classic, you Hollyweird idiots!

Ever see Escape from LA? This scene is all you need to know about that flick..

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 10:08 PM (9RFH1)

656 I wanted to be Snake Pliskin when I grew up.

Even that awful Escape from LA film didn't ruin the character of Snake Plissken for me. In fact, Escape from LA encouraged me to see Escape from New York just to cleanse my mind of that original memory.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 10:08 PM (stuuM)

657 Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 01:50 AM (ijuD6)

____

Right, just a modest chest shot ---- with no torso of head shot.. just breasts right next to the comment where she called she declared "shameless attention whore alert". Yeah she was looking for comment about her sweater. I don't know how many post after that she was telling guys thanks for the comments.

Wait, its the middle of the night on Memorial Day weekend - and I'm having this debate? The whole world is drinking and partying, other than some people here apparently, who are on their soap box trying to save the few chicks who post here, who aren't really asking for it or need it.

Yeah, that was just a modest breast shot not intended to get guys piqued.... Do you actually buy your own heaping piles of bullshit.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 10:08 PM (hInJ6)

658 FWIW, I didn't see a whole lot worth going DEFCON 1 over either the pic or the comment.

However, fair or unfair, when the judge says you're out of order, you sit down. Filibustering is really kind of fruitless and at that point it becomes a "fuck you, I dare you to ban me" game.

Besides, this is a blog, not the Trial of the Century

I don't know whether it's the economy or the shitty choices we have against Jugears, but people have really been pissy lately.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 10:09 PM (vdfwz)

659 Do I have to repost the rules again?

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 02:06 AM (ijuD6)

As other commenters have suggested before, maybe there should be a rules FAQ link some where on the main page. It would be nice as a refresher and for any newbies.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 10:09 PM (YxBuk)

660 Do I have to repost the rules again? Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch Might be a good idea to do it on a regular basis so everyone is on the same page.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:09 PM (JNVE5)

661 Just so you all know ... I am truly sorry to have instigated this kind of ruckus. It was an awful week for me. I found out my ex-fiancÃ© is dating someone now. I thought a glass of wine and some time here would be ... therapeutic. When CJ detailed his long and miserable day, I made the joke about wishing I could do something/wanna see my boobs. Of course, by then one glass had turned to two and posting that silly picture seemed a good idea. And, yes, those particular comments were a little awkward but seeing as I had invited the situation I had no one to blame but myself. So, again, I'm just going to say I'm terribly sorry and retire from AoS foe awhile.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 10:10 PM (q1/Wn)

662 DB, stop apologizing.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 10:11 PM (6neGz)

663 When ace is sexually explicit, it's for humorous effect and not aimed at a particular person on the blog.

Even when that person not only posts the pics but solicits the feedback?? That's where I'm left scratching my head and totally confused by this.

There's apparently one standard for men and another for women apparently.

That was my only point.

Rules/terms and conditions, whatever you might want to call them would not be a bad thing I guess....as long as they're consistent across gender lines.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:11 PM (Q4vUd)

664 I threw him in the bathtub, hes sore and exhausted. Thank goodness he wont be able to smell anything. And yzh the body is clean im fine. Wish me luck beeb, we'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: gushka at May 27, 2011 10:12 PM (U5Vnu)

665 Yeah DB. You were being goofy. Explicit jizz man wasnt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:12 PM (JNVE5)

666 Do I have to repost the rules again?

Against tity shots or graphic sexual references?

Or are both cool...or just one.....

As for me, I don't care. I didn't think his comments warranted much given the provocation.

My rock solid aos alpha cred prevents me from oggling random tit shots anyway, so it really doesn't apply to me. Won't catch me going over the line. heh. IOW, I like to act like I've been there before.

Double standard baby!

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:13 PM (dWPyO)

667 Men, if Moronettes can no longer post boob pics in these threads without fear of virtual molestation by the less civilized among us, then something vital will have been lost from AoSHQ forever.

The ONT is a place where the boobage can flow freely without fear of the kinds of comments one might find at lesser, crasser collections of horny reprobates!

Through our minimum standards of slightly-less objectionable embarrassing behavior, we make the exposure of mammaries a welcome and attractive proposition for women! That's who we are! That's WHAT we are!

If we allow the baser elements to rip that away from the ONT then a fire in the hearts of Morondom will have been snuffed out FOREVER.

This must not be allowed to happen.

The line must be drawn here! Who's with me?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 27, 2011 10:14 PM (UMHX/)

668

Nope not Playboy for sure. But Lacey isn't the one in a frenzy my man, it's the White Knights. Gimme a break.

She posted a pic of her tits, no big deal, but a guy responds in a slightly over the top manner, and its the end of the world.

I didn't think either was a big deal by the way. Oh well, I'm fine with minority status on this issue.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 01:57 AM (dWPyO)

Whatever. I'm not here defending her modesty and virtue or anything. He was being an asshole and annoying in the aftermath of it and I was mocking him for it. And he gets all butthurt about it, because he's too dumb to notice he was digging a hole?

And it wouldn't have been a deal at all if he didn't need to get his little rage boner all up because Maet used yellow background on him.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:15 PM (oVQFe)

669 Ever see Escape from LA? This scene is all you need to know about that flick..

Grr...

Although, I really liked the scene where Snake is on the basketball court trying to make 10 points (2 points a basket) on a 5sec shot-clock. Particularly since he did that himself - Kurt Russel took almost an entire night to get off all 5 shots in time.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 27, 2011 10:15 PM (stuuM)

670 Wish me luck beeb, we'll be in my bunk! Bwaaah. Beware of rug burns!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:15 PM (JNVE5)

671
Even when that person not only posts the pics but solicits the feedback??

I don't think she was asking for that "feedback."

What is this, the "if she wears a short skirt she's asking for it" argument?

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 10:15 PM (afWhQ)

672 lacey, don't make me bring up Women's Suffrage.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 10:16 PM (6neGz)

673 And don't you DARE take breather from here DB!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:17 PM (JNVE5)

674

Whatever. I'm not here defending her modesty and virtue or anything

Fair enough.

I will say, this is the dumbest ONT argument I've ever seen,

Again, I didn't mind the pic, or the slightly provocative comments. Big deal.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:17 PM (dWPyO)

675 This must not be allowed to happen.

The line must be drawn here! Who's with me?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2011 02:14 AM

Damn right, did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!!???

Posted by: Blutarsky at May 27, 2011 10:17 PM (vdfwz)

676 Even when that person not only posts the pics but solicits the feedback?? That's where I'm left scratching my head and totally confused by this.

There's apparently one standard for men and another for women apparently.

That was my only point.

Rules/terms and conditions, whatever you might want to call them would not be a bad thing I guess....as long as they're consistent across gender lines.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:11 AM (Q4vUd)

Feedback does not have have be explicit descriptions of how you're jacking off to it. Really - when has that ever been okay here?

And guys could link to a pic of their package if they want. But just be prepared for lots of "feedback". And ghey jokes. But it's not like there are different rules for female and male commenters.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:17 PM (ijuD6)

677

Even when that person not only posts the pics but solicits the feedback?? That's where I'm left scratching my head and totally confused by this.

There's apparently one standard for men and another for women apparently.

That was my only point.

Rules/terms and conditions, whatever you might want to call them would not be a bad thing I guess....as long as they're consistent across gender lines.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:11 AM (Q4vUd)

I don't know I think that if a guy were to post a picture of his 6-pack (hahaha, ok hypothetically speaking) and a bunch of the moronettes started acting like a bunch of cats in heat about it, that Maet wouldn't say to tone it down.? Hell wasn't that actually some of what was going on in the infamous Memorial Day thread?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:18 PM (oVQFe)

678

What is this, the "if she wears a short skirt she's asking for it" argument?

Hello Andrea Dworkin!

This is spiraling out of control.

heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:18 PM (dWPyO)

679 Soulpile, Gushka is working on a ONT Mean Girls design too. We can all get multiple shirts!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:19 PM (JNVE5)

680

I will say, this is the dumbest ONT argument I've ever seen,

Again, I didn't mind the pic, or the slightly provocative comments. Big deal.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 02:17 AM (dWPyO)

I'm still trying to figure how the 'boston hockey team fits into this.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:19 PM (CN+Qv)

681

And guys could link to a pic of their package if they want. But just be prepared for lots of "feedback". And ghey jokes. But it's not like there are different rules for female and male commenters.

Wish casting.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:19 PM (dWPyO)

682 I don't think she was asking for that "feedback."

You don't get to pick and choose the weirdos that are out there either commenting or lurking. But you can make choices not to do things that are ultimately not in your best interest.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:20 PM (Q4vUd)

683 706 Soulpile, Gushka is working on a ONT Mean Girls design too. We can all get multiple shirts!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 02:19 AM (JNVE5)

Awesome. It'll be better than mine.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 10:21 PM (afWhQ)

684

You don't get to pick and choose the weirdos that are out there either commenting or lurking. But you can make choices not to do things that are ultimately not in your best interest.

A to the men.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:21 PM (dWPyO)

685 You don't get to pick and choose the weirdos that are out there either commenting or lurking. But you can make choices not to do things that are ultimately not in your best interest.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:20 AM (Q4vUd)

But if the weirdos post creepy stuff and are asked to stop and don't, that is their problem - not the original posters.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:22 PM (ijuD6)

686

Hello Andrea Dworkin!

This is spiraling out of control.

heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 02:18 AM (dWPyO)

[....]

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 10:22 PM (afWhQ)

687 Maet, post the rules already.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:23 PM (JNVE5)

688 But it's not like there are different rules for female and male commenters.

Oh it's totally different.

Look at She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named...

We can't called her a TROLL (even though everyone knows at this point that's what she is). Why? Because she's a girl and the powers that be say not to pick on her. Gurl power!

If she were a guy, we'd have a post with an entire thread dedicated to naming its new TROLL name.

(which btw - we need no poll. EoJ has it hands down...

F*cksnap McTrollTwat)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:25 PM (Q4vUd)

689

But if the weirdos post creepy stuff and are asked to stop and don't, that is their problem - not the original posters.

Just how creepy was it given the provocation?

Again, not my style, wouldn't say it, and wasn't offended by the pic, but cmon, not a big deal.

She wanted feedback. Right? Or only tasteful commentary on a grainy tit shot is appropriate in such a circumstance?

Not trying to be a dick, or anything either.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:27 PM (dWPyO)

690 I'd post links to my junk but my fan club has already run out of welcome kits.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 10:28 PM (2dbd9)

691

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:25 AM (Q4vUd)

Why can't you call her a troll?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:28 PM (CN+Qv)

692 F*cksnap McTrollTwat)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:25 AM (Q4vUd)

Eh. I still like Dazed and Concerned.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:28 PM (dWPyO)

693 But if the weirdos post creepy stuff and are asked to stop and don't, that is their problem - not the original posters.

I don't what else to day. It's all been said already. I'll try a different approach:

Response to a moron: Bad! Shame on you!

Response to a moronette: *crickets.....crickets*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:29 PM (Q4vUd)

694 my fan club has already run out of welcome kits. Ahh shit, those long hours i put in at work ruin yet another of life's little pleasures!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:29 PM (JNVE5)

695

I'm still trying to figure how the 'boston hockey team fits into this.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 02:19 AM (CN+Qv)

_____

Context. Not only is a lame critique and threat. Its coming one in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend. And in some parts, the Stanley Cup is a big deal. Its a big party night. I mention it because - yeah - I've been drinking. Some peope have lives outside internet message boards. Its Memorial Day weekend, its great weather, its the middle of the night, its playoff basketball and hockey... but this bullshit is more prudish than your average Sunday afternoon. Really, who gets called out for commenting on a girl who posts nothing but her tits, asks for feedback and thanks her commenters.... she's not offended... kids aren't reading this... other people are in bed. The only people offended are those on an ego trip or those with a crush on the poster.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 10:29 PM (hInJ6)

696

Oh it's totally different.

Look at She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named...

We can't called her a TROLL (even though everyone knows at this point that's what she is). Why? Because she's a girl and the powers that be say not to pick on her. Gurl power!

If she were a guy, we'd have a post with an entire thread dedicated to naming its new TROLL name.

(which btw - we need no poll. EoJ has it hands down...

F*cksnap McTrollTwat)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:25 AM (Q4vUd)

That's personal discretion though. You can call her a troll all you want. I personally don't think she is though and you can't say that I'm treating her with kid gloves because she may have fun bags. Stupid vapid clueless brain dead attention whore that thinks New York is the new Rome yeah.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:30 PM (oVQFe)

697 lacey, if you have a problem with curious, take it up with ace.

But explicit sex talk like 241 (whether with "provocation" or not) just isn't allowed.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:30 PM (ijuD6)

698 Hmm, hard to tell waht's going on, but the Twitter folk seem to be saying that Anthony Weiner posted an x-rated pic accidentally on yfrog, not sure if it was of him or a girlfriend or what.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 10:32 PM (9RFH1)

699 Are you crying ? There is no cring in blogging !

Posted by: coach at May 27, 2011 10:33 PM (DU15A)

700 Weiner seems to be claimiing his facebook was hacked, why would he be keeping x rated pics on his facebook?

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 10:33 PM (9RFH1)

701

But explicit sex talk like 241 (whether with "provocation" or not) just isn't allowed.

Ok cool. Posting pics of body parts are is then?

And only tasteful comments can ensue when that happens?

Great, I think I got it.

Not that it applies to me.

So if I post an ass shot I expect only the highest of compliments. Don't go over the line morons.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:34 PM (dWPyO)

702 Anthony Weiner posted an x-rated pic accidentally before ya'll go check it out, just remember one thing: You can't unsee it. And that is NOT an attractive guy

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:34 PM (JNVE5)

703 The only people offended are those on an ego trip or those with a crush on the poster.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 02:29 AM (hInJ6)

So why not accomodate them? It costs nothing, and the hockey team won't care either way.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:34 PM (CN+Qv)

704 only tasteful comments can ensue when that happens? Really, post the rules again.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:35 PM (JNVE5)

705 Is it safe yet?

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 10:35 PM (DB7UQ)

706 And by the way the general rule has always been this:

"Well actually the guideline I follow is that it's okay to talk about sex in the abstract but if it gets too explicit or people start talking about what they personally like/dislike/want/fantasize over/etc then that's over the line."

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:35 PM (ijuD6)

707 But explicit sex talk like 241 (whether with "provocation" or not) just isn't allowed.

Oy to the vey.

You're not addressing the point, Maet.

I'm fine with you handling the comment in any way you want. Your house via extension of ace. It just seems you're avoiding the underlying issue, ie, the pic.

And that's why I think it's a double standard.

All'z I'm sayin'. But hey, good to know I have more latitude because I have ta's too. Yay! Treat me differently because I'm a woman.

That thinking *totally* jives with us conservatives. Oh wait, actually, it doesn't.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 27, 2011 10:35 PM (Q4vUd)

708 if I post an ass shot I expect only the highest of compliments. Delta, most of us could manage to comment and be funneh without being gross.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:36 PM (JNVE5)

709 Really, post the rules again. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 02:35 AM (JNVE5) Pudding shall be kept in cups or refrigerated

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 10:36 PM (DB7UQ)

710 Is it safe yet? Posted by: TexasJew Not if your black Amex is around.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:37 PM (JNVE5)

711

Well actually the guideline I follow is that it's okay to talk about sex in the abstract but if it gets too explicit or people start talking about what they personally like/dislike/want/fantasize over/etc then that's over the line."

Abstract....hmmm...

Does abstract include posting pics of personal body parts?

I'm far from a prude, quite the opposite, I didn't mind her pic, and I also didn't mind much the slightly over the top commentary. Either way is fine with me.

Or is it a one way street?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:38 PM (dWPyO)

712 Pudding shall be...refrigerated Posted by: TexasJew Uh, isn;t that painful? And won't it cause shrinkage?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:38 PM (JNVE5)

713 (I'm not here.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2011 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

714 Delta, most of us could manage to comment and be funneh without being gross.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 02:36 AM (JNVE5)

You haven't seen my ass darlin.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:39 PM (dWPyO)

715 I don't understand how we have a double standard. Explicit is explicit, no matter who posts it.

What's your parallel example that has you all up in arms?

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 10:40 PM (afWhQ)

716 Lacey I don't think it's ever been against the rules for guys to link to a pic of their clothed package if they wanted. Not that anyone really wants to see that.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:41 PM (ijuD6)

717 other people are in bed

Right now they are, sure. But some people wake up in the morning and read this thread over coffee.

That's kind of what happened on the Infamous Thread. It got really bad in the wee hours of the morning when most people were asleep. Then came morning and that shit did not look good in daylight.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 10:41 PM (YxBuk)

718 I think one pretty plain rule is that when one of the cobloggers personally tell you to back off, you're supposed to back off

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 10:43 PM (vdfwz)

719 You haven't seen my ass darlin. Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks yeah, and you've never met my ex's buddies. at least one butt came out at every gathering. i have butt pictures on the throw away camera from every wedding we ever attended. trust me, i see it all.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:43 PM (JNVE5)

720 Ok, it looks like Weiner sent a link to a nude pic of himself to some chick thinking it was a direct message, but it was actually a tweet that everybody could see, not sure if anybody got the pic though, looks like he took it down pretty quick.

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2011 10:43 PM (9RFH1)

721

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 02:41 AM (YxBuk)

____

Then you should highlite, threaten and mock posters who post pictures of their body parts, call themselves attention whores and ask for feedback.

Or you could go out like a hypocritical punk, and try to pick on what you percieve as easy targets..

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 10:46 PM (hInJ6)

722 Ok, it looks like Weiner sent a link to a nude pic of himself to some chick thinking it was a direct message, but it was actually a tweet that everybody could see, not sure if anybody got the pic though, looks like he took it down pretty quick.

Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 02:43 AM (9RFH1)

And these are the elites? jeez.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:46 PM (CN+Qv)

723

That's kind of what happened on the Infamous Thread. It got really bad in the wee hours of the morning when most people were asleep. Then came morning and that shit did not look good in daylight.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 02:41 AM (YxBuk)

And it wasn't just guys posting it either as I mentioned earlier. So I really do think lacey is incorrect here. It really seems like this is a rule that would be enforced equally concerning sex of the commenter. It will however never be equally distributed because the moronettes are less likely to get as crude as often as us knuckle-dragging men that enjoy awww-ta.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:46 PM (oVQFe)

724 Just read the whole thread...I've never actually seen a meltdown before, although I have heard of them.
Justified.
Most of the rest of us (with the notable exception that shall not be named, and the meltdown that I completely missed) know when the flags come out it's time to back down a bit. Back down, not double down.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 10:46 PM (f4gk9)

725

Lacey I don't think it's ever been against the rules for guys to link to a pic of their clothed package if they wanted. Not that anyone really wants to see that.

So all you Morons and Ettes will be cool if I drop a butt shot, with some crack in the shot mind you right?

No teasing or over the top commentary?

I mean Maet says men and women get treating the same here!

(no I don't think men and women are treated the same, nor should they because they are different. It's called wisdom.)

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:47 PM (dWPyO)

726 Amazing, what one man-child who doesn't know how to behave in a room can get started.

Oh wait, he's still here! Guess that Friday night social schedule isn't working out too well after all.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 27, 2011 10:47 PM (UMHX/)

727 By the way I'm leaving up swamp_yankee's comments so there's no confusion why he got banned.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:48 PM (ijuD6)

728

Dang it, I was hoping for the usual lighthearted hilarity of the ONT.

*sigh*

Well, here's this--just because I'm a troublemaker.

Posted by: stillwater at May 27, 2011 10:49 PM (0GpN4)

729

Then you should highlite, threaten and mock posters who post pictures of their body parts, call themselves attention whores and ask for feedback.

Or you could go out like a hypocritical punk, and try to pick on what you percieve as easy targets..

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 02:46 AM (hInJ6)

Lets say youre 1000 percent right. Its still not exactly a human rights violation to yellow highlight you. Come on.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 10:49 PM (CN+Qv)

730 747 Ok, it looks like Weiner sent a link to a nude pic of himself to some chick thinking it was a direct message, but it was actually a tweet that everybody could see, not sure if anybody got the pic though, looks like he took it down pretty quick.

Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 02:43 AM (9RFH1)

I believe it was Washington Redskins TE Chris Coolidge(?) that took a picture of something and posted it to twitter and only afterwards did he realize that taking a picture of something while your naked isn't a good idea because some of him ended up being on display in the photo somehow.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:49 PM (oVQFe)

731 Then you should highlite, threaten and mock posters who post pictures of their body parts that's pretty much every day of the week around here. Now we're just waiting for Delta Smelt to post pics of his hairy butt so we bring the insults.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:50 PM (JNVE5)

732

By the way I'm leaving up swamp_yankee's comments so there's no confusion why he got banned.

Is the pic up still too?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:50 PM (dWPyO)

733

Oh wait, he's still here! Guess that Friday night social schedule isn't working out too well after all

I'm doing some social networking for Buddy Roemer. What are youuuuuuuuuu doing?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:51 PM (dWPyO)

734 755

Dang it, I was hoping for the usual lighthearted hilarity of the ONT.

*sigh*

Well, here's this--just because I'm a troublemaker.

Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 02:49 AM (0GpN4)

Those balloons are so dirty and perverted. I think one is definitely bi-sexual too. And not the good kind.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 10:52 PM (oVQFe)

735

Now we're just waiting for Delta Smelt to post pics of his hairy butt so we bring the insults.

Smooth tan and tight baby!

Actually I would expect nothing but compliments and phone numbers. It's all good.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 10:54 PM (dWPyO)

736

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 02:49 AM (CN+Qv)

___

True. But Maetecnloch is not a man. I point it out because he would never do that to one of the girls or one of his late night morons. I drop in and out, post mostly in the day, and I know for a fact that nothing I said was over the top by AOS standards. He pulls out obscure rules for sexual comments that have nothing to do with commenters who ask for it. Honestly, I dont think he followed this whole thread. I think he thought I was some random commenter and didnt track it back to the original thread where to chick posted nothing but her tits in the middle of the night, commented how whe need a self-esteem boost and asked for comments.....

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 10:54 PM (hInJ6)

737 Or you could go out like a hypocritical punk, and try to pick on what you percieve as easy targets.

I just want to point out that I was not picking on you, I was pointing something out. But go ahead and attack me because I'm not going to cry when someone on the Internet is mean to me.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 10:55 PM (YxBuk)

738

You're just dissin' cuz it's blue--raaacist. lol.

Posted by: stillwater at May 27, 2011 10:55 PM (0GpN4)

739 Smooth tan and tight baby! So much for the french braid jokes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:56 PM (JNVE5)

740 *just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in*

As I said before I got my rant on, have a good Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: laceyunderalls channeling Michael Corleone at May 27, 2011 10:56 PM (Q4vUd)

741 Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 02:49 AM (0GpN4)

I love that commercial.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 10:56 PM (YxBuk)

742 He pulls out obscure rules for sexual comments that have nothing to do with commenters who ask for it Wow Soulpile, did you call it or what?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 10:57 PM (JNVE5)

743 He pulls out obscure rules for sexual comments that have nothing to do with commenters who ask for it. Honestly, I dont think he followed this whole thread.

No one was "asking for it". The rules are not obscure. And yes I read all your comments.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:57 PM (ijuD6)

744 Response to a moronette: *crickets.....crickets*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2011 02:29 AM (Q4vUd)

I do recall PGiS getting the yellow flag once. Not exactly crickets. Remember that he made several comments before being told to back it down, and instead of backing down he doubled down.

Not that anyone really wants to see that.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 02:41 AM (ijuD6)

I could post a pic of mah enormous...belleh!!! (yeah, nobody wants to see that, either)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 10:58 PM (f4gk9)

745

I love that commercial.
I laughed sooooo hard, first time I saw it! Still makes me chuckle.

Posted by: stillwater at May 27, 2011 10:58 PM (0GpN4)

746 And now I'm having serious second thoughts about the 2nd annual Infamous Memorial Day ONT that was supposed to be scheduled on Monday.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 10:58 PM (ijuD6)

747 772

I love that commercial.
I laughed sooooo hard, first time I saw it! Still makes me chuckle.

Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 02:58 AM (0GpN4)

Its when they look up at the third balloon that gets me laughing.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:00 PM (oVQFe)

748 He pulls out obscure rules for sexual comments that have nothing to do with commenters who ask for it

Wow Soulpile, did you call it or what?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 02:57 AM (JNVE5)

If that picture is considered over the top provocative, we can never show a woman's photo without a burka again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:00 PM (CN+Qv)

749 And now I'm having serious second thoughts about the 2nd annual Infamous Memorial Day ONT that was supposed to be scheduled on Monday. DAMMIT!!!!! How the hell is PGIS ever going to get mr purple replaced?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:00 PM (JNVE5)

750

Uh yeah, they are obscure.

I don't get close to lines for the most part so it doesn't concern me, hell I don't even cuss generally.

But, the rules are vague.

I love the irreverent humor, unpredictability, creativeness of this place, but the randomness of the rules can be a bother at times.

Cmon, white knights, you know in your heart you are on shaky ground.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:01 PM (dWPyO)

751 And now I'm having serious second thoughts about the 2nd annual Infamous Memorial Day ONT that was supposed to be scheduled on Monday.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 02:58 AM (ijuD6)

We can always cool things down by inviting the Palinbusters to come on the thread.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:02 PM (CN+Qv)

752 Pollock is the greatest fucking fish of all time!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:02 PM (6neGz)

753 Pollock is the greatest fucking fish of all time!!! Just as long as you used to crossbow to land it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:03 PM (JNVE5)

754 I laughed sooooo hard, first time I saw it!

Me too. And I think I showed it to everyone I knew. It's one of the best commercials ever.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:03 PM (YxBuk)

755 Just as long as you used to crossbow to land it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:03 AM (JNVE5)

Longbow!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:04 PM (CN+Qv)

756 Just as long as you used to crossbow to land it.

No, LONGBOWS!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:04 PM (YxBuk)

757 Jinx rum

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:05 PM (CN+Qv)

758

Cmon, white knights, you know in your heart you are on shaky ground.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:01 AM (dWPyO)

When you get yellow flagged, you throw out a quick apology for going over the line and then you back off. What's so difficult about that? You do NOT get in the cob-logger's grille. Nothing good can come of that (it's kind of like arguing with the state trooper at 3AM. Just sign your ticket and go, you can argue about it in court).

You know what else gets in the grille? Bugs. Smashed ones. Apt analogy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:05 PM (f4gk9)

759 Uh yeah, they are obscure.

They shouldn't be. It's just that ONT denizens have been fairly well behaved for quite a long time so I haven't had to flag anybody or restate the guidelines.

Plus people should use their brains - if the ONTers at AoSHQ, the Delta house of the conservative blogosphere, think you've gone a little too far, well uh, maybe you should chill out a bit and dial it back to 11.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 11:06 PM (ijuD6)

760 Jinx rum

Dammit!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:06 PM (YxBuk)

761

Anyone want to do the math on what the difference is tonight and between last night when even with multiple images of aww-ta linked and mentioned and there weren't any issues and tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:06 PM (oVQFe)

762 Longbow! Posted by: Oldcat oops. too many killians. i'd make a castle anthrax joke, but that would be "asking for it"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:07 PM (JNVE5)

763 See, now i'm going to get ridiculed. and i;m going to laugh and go along with it rather than get all butt hurt and whine for days.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:07 PM (JNVE5)

764 759

By the way I'm leaving up swamp_yankee's comments so there's no confusion why he got banned.

Is the pic up still too?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 02:50 AM (dWPyO)

Its not a big deal but here:

234

http://tinyurl.com/3zgwjux

Meh. I'm having a bad week and could use some postive feedback.

Shameless attention whoring alert.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (q1/Wn)

____

I called her sugar tits and got a bawdy with my late night drunken comments. Now, AOS, a site known for its crass, raw, politically incorrect humor goes full Gloria Allred. According to Maetenloch, she "didnt ask for it" --- meaning sexual comments --- making an argument like a ridiculous, mealy-mouthed feminst lawyer.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 11:08 PM (hInJ6)

765 And for the record, I thought what he said was funny in a gross sort of way, but the fact that the next three or four comments from him were more of the same? Dude, enough already. Once is funny, twice is tiresome. And when the flags come out, back down.
G'ahead and post your ass Delta Smelt, I promise you won't regret it

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:08 PM (f4gk9)

766 the Delta house of the conservative blogosphere You know what its time for kids? TOGA TOGA

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:09 PM (JNVE5)

767 Cmon, white knights, you know in your heart you are on shaky ground.

Bullshit. If we can't agree on a basic minimum standard of respect toward women then we might just as well be animals.

It's hard to blame tonight's cockholster too much, as he clearly lacks a certain amount of self-awareness.

But I'm sure as hell not going to endorse an "eh, whatever" response to it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 27, 2011 11:09 PM (UMHX/)

768 Plus people should use their brains - if the ONTers at AoSHQ, the Delta house of the conservative blogosphere, think you've gone a little too far, well maybe you should chill a bit and dial it back to 11.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 03:06 AM (ijuD6)

To be fair to Maet, at the time of the 1st warning about three or four ONTers came on and said it was a fair cop - some being 'ettes as well. It wasn't just the power mad treadmeister. So civility should tell you to tone it down.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:09 PM (CN+Qv)

769

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 03:08 AM (hInJ6)

Dude, really? And for the record, which one of you said you were the lawyer?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:10 PM (f4gk9)

770

When you get yellow flagged, you throw out a quick apology for going over the line and then you back off. What's so difficult about that? You do NOT get in the cob-logger's grille.

Agreed. I wasn't disagreeing with that.

They shouldn't be. It's just that ONT denizens have been fairly well behaved for quite a long time so I haven't had to flag anybody or restate the guidelines.

That's fair I spose. I still think they are vague. Which is a feature not a bug. Like you say, most folks are pretty well behaved. You have done an outstanding job, in both posting and moderating. But I guess as far as tonight goes, I just disagree as to the severity of the commenter's infractions, given the circumstances.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:10 PM (dWPyO)

771 If we can't be kind and respectful to each other, then we shouldn't post.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:11 PM (DB7UQ)

772

Bullshit. If we can't agree on a basic minimum standard of respect toward women then we might just as well be animals.

Interesting War......

And what part of the bargain should women hold up?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:12 PM (dWPyO)

773 damn, I said "for the record" twice in concurrent posts...next I'll be saying some bullshit like "Appropos of nothing" or something to that effect.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:12 PM (f4gk9)

774

But I guess as far as tonight goes, I just disagree as to the severity of the commenter's infractions, given the circumstances.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:10 AM (dWPyO)

You know how they say, "its not the crime its the cover up?" Well here Its not the crime its the doubling down.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:13 PM (oVQFe)

775 DS, I think the problem was 1) the constant repetition for the next three or four posts following the original and then 2) the butt-hurtedness about the yellow flag. Yeah, someone over-reacted but it wasn't Maet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:13 PM (f4gk9)

776 "Appropos of nothing"

That's one of my favorite phrases!

Apropos of nothing, I'm still not wearing pants.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:14 PM (YxBuk)

777

And what part of the bargain should women hold up?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:12 AM (dWPyO)

They should respect our smouldering masculiniity, and refrain from giggling.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:14 PM (CN+Qv)

778 Nothing like a good controversy to generate posts. I'm just sorry I have to work Monday so I won't be part of the next Memorial Day ONT.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:15 PM (f4gk9)

779

You know how they say, "its not the crime its the cover up?" Well here Its not the crime its the doubling down.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 03:13 AM (oVQFe)

You only get to kick dirt on the ump for so long until he gives the ticket.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:15 PM (CN+Qv)

780

They should respect our smouldering masculiniity, and refrain from giggling.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 03:14 AM (CN+Qv)

Yep.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:16 PM (f4gk9)

781 next I'll be saying some bullshit like "Appropos of nothing" Or "Let me be clear" . And then I'll climb through the computer and do bad things to your typing hand.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:17 PM (JNVE5)

782 And what part of the bargain should women hold up?

There is no "bargain". These are not things that grown men ought to have to have explained to them. I just don't know how else to put it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 27, 2011 11:17 PM (UMHX/)

783 808 next I'll be saying some bullshit like "Appropos of nothing"

Or "Let me be clear" . And then I'll climb through the computer and do bad things to your typing hand.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:17 AM (JNVE5)

Just as long as you never start saying "I know I'm probably going to be attacked for this but" with any sort of seriousness.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:18 PM (oVQFe)

784

You know how they say, "its not the crime its the cover up?" Well here Its not the crime its the doubling down.

Like I said, neither the pic, or the comments it brought on, both good and bad bothered me.

I respect the moderator's decision though.

Really I could care less, except for the insufferable white knighting. Cmon.

Dumb Blonde is a big girl, a good commentator, and smart. She can deal with the repercussions of her actions. I thought her subsequent response was pretty stand up.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:18 PM (dWPyO)

785 Be nice. Muthafuckas. It aint hard.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:18 PM (2dbd9)

786 For the record, no one told me to tone it down. It was straight yellow highlite, belligerent, you are a creep and will be banned crap.. followed by a bunch of toadies sucking mod cock.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 11:18 PM (hInJ6)

787 808 next I'll be saying some bullshit like "Appropos of nothing" Or "Let me be clear" . And then I'll climb through the computer and do bad things to your typing hand. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:17 AM (JNVE5) But bebe, what if he only used one finger... You see that is the kind of commenting that I am morally opposed to..

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:19 PM (DB7UQ)

788 And for the record, which one of you said you were the lawyer?

Apparently, that might have been me, since I got called a Dworkin (whatever that is...). Not sure. The butthurt is strong with this thread.

I still don't get this double-standard thing. It seems that it's all conjecture with no back-up.

/shrug

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 11:19 PM (afWhQ)

789

Would anyone care to see my Giant-Size Man-Thing?

http://tinyurl.com/3nmpjqx

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at May 27, 2011 11:19 PM (qpstS)

790 Oooh, Delta Smelt should post "I know I'm probably going to be attacked for this but" , and then post the link to his butt pic

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:19 PM (JNVE5)

791 Delta you're right that the vagueness actually is to your advantage. Otherwise we'd have to be a Zero Tolerance kind of blog and really who wants to hang out at a place like that?

It's much better if you're given some leeway and maybe admonished if you go too far.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 11:20 PM (ijuD6)

792

There is no "bargain". These are not things that grown men ought to have to have explained to them. I just don't know how else to put it.

Hello 1950! Men and women are different, both have responsibilities to the opposite sex.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:20 PM (dWPyO)

793 followed by a bunch of toadies sucking mod cock. No, I did that the other night when he featured Big Country on the ONT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:21 PM (JNVE5)

794

Hello 1950! Men and women are different, both have responsibilities to the opposite sex.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:20 AM (dWPyO)

Is that agreement or disagreement?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:22 PM (CN+Qv)

795

I still don't get this double-standard thing. It seems that it's all conjecture with no back-up.

Girl posts provocative pic......male reacts in a crude way......men white knight....double standard ensues....

Do the math hun.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:22 PM (dWPyO)

796 Hello 1950! Men and women are different, both have responsibilities to the opposite sex.

Christ.

That's fine, then. Enjoy the cockholster's company, folks. Good night.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 27, 2011 11:22 PM (UMHX/)

797 Delta you're right that the vagueness actually is to your advantage. Otherwise we'd have to be a Zero Tolerance kind of blog and really who wants to hang out at a place like that?

Agreed completely.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:23 PM (dWPyO)

798 No, I did that the other night when he featured Big Country on the ONT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:21 AM (JNVE5)

And it was appreciated even if completely unexpected.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 11:23 PM (ijuD6)

799 820 its nice blog i truly appreciated their all topics..... Posted by: online pharmacy at May 28, 2011 03:21 AM (aj3Zs) Your timing is perfect. Rev. Moon.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:23 PM (DB7UQ)

800

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:22 AM (dWPyO)

A lady is a dress is over the line now?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:23 PM (CN+Qv)

801 Get the kids out of the room, get ready for the most vile of vile, stuff you never here on AOS. Its so awful. My original comment and Maetloch's original threat: 322Your doctor is a fucking fraud. I'm sorry sister. I know the cure.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 12:03 AM (hInJ6)

Now would be a very good time to chill the fuck out.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 12:08 AM (ijuD6)

____

Holy fuck, how did I get away with such scandal!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 27, 2011 11:24 PM (hInJ6)

802

Lawyers, Gloria Allred, PC bullshit, blah blah blah....

No, it ain't about 'moderator' tyranny and it ain't about any favoritism...

It's about #241 was waaaayyyyy TMI, even for morons.

Posted by: stillwater at May 27, 2011 11:24 PM (0GpN4)

803

That's fine, then. Enjoy the cockholster's company, folks. Good night.

What a debate. How enjoyable.

(of course I never defended his comments)

Night.

And damn it, where's my David Treen...err Zombie David Treen sock?)

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:24 PM (dWPyO)

804 Wah Wah Wah, everyone thinks I'm wrong and the mod is right. Clearly they're just kissing his ass and would actually think I'm a badass and high fiving me if he wasn't a mod!

Posted by: bog_northerner at May 27, 2011 11:25 PM (oVQFe)

805 Man, the one night I decide to nap after dinner and I miss the reenactment of Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 11:25 PM (HMdeP)

806 Now would be a very good time to chill the fuck out. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 12:08 AM (ijuD6) i don;t see a banning threat there. but hey, i;m just a stupid accountant.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:26 PM (JNVE5)

807 i don;t see a banning threat there. but hey, i;m just a stupid accountant.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:26 AM (JNVE5)

Thus the search for a smart accountant continues...

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:27 PM (6neGz)

808

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 03:24 AM (hInJ6)

You just called yourself a liar genius.

813 For the record, no one told me to tone it down. It was straight yellow highlite, belligerent, you are a creep and will be banned crap.. followed by a bunch of toadies sucking mod cock.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 03:18 AM (hInJ6)

You got told to chill out. Nothing belligerant, or calling you a creep or saying you will be banned.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:29 PM (oVQFe)

809 Girl posts provocative pic......male reacts in a crude way......men white knight....double standard ensues....

Do the math hun.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:22 AM (dWPyO)

Huh.

And where has a girl posted similar shit and gotten away with it?

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 11:30 PM (afWhQ)

810 834 Now would be a very good time to chill the fuck out. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 12:08 AM (ijuD6) i don;t see a banning threat there. but hey, i;m just a stupid accountant. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:26 AM (JNVE5) As a genius geologist I see it interlaced within the declarative sentence structure.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:30 PM (DB7UQ)

811 Man, the one night I decide to nap after dinner and I miss the reenactment of Lord of the Flies.

Someone was asking about Lord of the Flies last night. All they had to do was wait for tonight apparently.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:31 PM (YxBuk)

812

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 03:29 AM (oVQFe)

Yellow hightlights are belligerent? Look for wars to break out in every college dorm this fall.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2011 11:31 PM (CN+Qv)

813 As a genius geologist I see it interlaced within the declarative sentence structure. Posted by: TexasJew Just hand over the AMEX already. Those manolos are callling to me....

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:32 PM (JNVE5)

814

Can't we all just get along?

http://tinyurl.com/3jyutx4

Posted by: Supervisor 194 at May 27, 2011 11:33 PM (qpstS)

815 Just hand over the AMEX already. Those manolos are callling to me.... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:32 AM (JNVE5) Your shoe fu is strong grasshopper/accountant

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:34 PM (DB7UQ)

816

Do the math hun.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:22 AM (dWPyO)

Okay, that was uncalled for, DS. I know you're better than that.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:34 PM (YxBuk)

817 Can't we all just get along? Okay, but only if that is that super fapping happy meals batman

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:35 PM (JNVE5)

818

Okay, that was uncalled for, DS. I know you're better than that.

How so?

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:35 PM (dWPyO)

819 Rum must not have checked the above thread. Ace referred to the Pirates movies as tedious.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:35 PM (oVQFe)

820 As a genius geologist I see it interlaced within the
declarative sentence structure.

And I did use the conditional tense - the subjunctive seemed a little bit too tentative.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 11:36 PM (ijuD6)

821 Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 28, 2011 03:35 AM (dWPyO)

Better than that? The "hun" was insulting and you know it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:36 PM (YxBuk)

822 Ace referred to the Pirates movies as tedious.

I want to avoid going to bed annoyed...oh well.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:37 PM (YxBuk)

823 I drop in and out, post mostly in the day, and I know for a fact that nothing I said was over the top by AOS standards. He pulls out obscure rules for sexual comments that have nothing to do with commenters who ask for it.
Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 28, 2011 02:54 AM

The standard maker is still awake and actively posting on the Christina Hendricks thread.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2011 11:37 PM (vdfwz)

824 This shit better end in some oil rastlin.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:38 PM (2dbd9)

825 Here have some blueberry Eggos

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:38 PM (oVQFe)

826 I want to avoid going to bed annoyed...oh well. Nah, it was funneh so you will not be annoyed. he gave The Mouse luv.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:39 PM (JNVE5)

827 847 Rum must not have checked the above thread. Ace referred to the Pirates movies as tedious. Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 03:35 AM (oVQFe) Not as tedious as that fucking ride in Disney World.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 27, 2011 11:39 PM (DB7UQ)

828 While everyone was butthurt here, epic funneh was created at the other thread.

We are all going to die. We better find some cooler shit to do than argue.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:39 PM (2dbd9)

829 Not as tedious as that fucking ride SHHHHHH, don't let arhooley hear you! she loves that ride. it makes rum, gushka and i sleepy

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:40 PM (JNVE5)

830 It's my naptime ride!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:41 PM (YxBuk)

831

Better than that? The "hun" was insulting and you know it.

The Hun was commentary for what I considered an stupid question/point. I stand by it.

So no, I'm not better than that.

Frankly, it was fun being the only guy on one side of the argument. I got to play "martyr" for a change. Heh.

I need the practice, I mean if I'm going to be the AOS Buddy Roemer Troll and all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt confusing socks at May 27, 2011 11:42 PM (dWPyO)

832 And for the record, which one of you said you were the lawyer?

Apparently, that might have been me, since I got called a Dworkin (whatever that is...). Not sure. The butthurt is strong with this thread.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 28, 2011 03:19 AM (afWhQ)

No soulpile, Mr Butthurt told us he was a lawyer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:42 PM (f4gk9)

833 858 It's my naptime ride!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 03:41 AM (YxBuk)

And then its a juicebox before its time to color and then out for recess right?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:42 PM (oVQFe)

834 And then its a juicebox before its time to color and then out for recess right?

Can I have orange juice instead of apple juice?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:43 PM (YxBuk)

835 I had to back out of that thread sifty. I just couldn't compete.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:44 PM (f4gk9)

836 It's fascinating to see the huge difference two words make. At 241, the comment would have been much better without the two words "jerked off.". With them, it goes from the description of the joy the pic inspired to the manner in which that joy was attained. At 322, the warning would have been better without "the fuck." "Chill out" is easier to acknowledge as a friendly warning than is "chill the fuck out," which tends to raise hackles. And hackles, once raised (especially on a drunk Boston hockey fan), are damn near impossible to lower without a big sloppy mess. And it's obvious that Dumb_Blonde was flattered, not offended. The issue here isn't that the lady was or wasn't offended, but that when the bouncer tells you to tone it down, to do anything other than tone it down is phenomenally stupid or a sign of severe alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 11:45 PM (HMdeP)

837 You know, I actually never really cared for apple juice.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:45 PM (oVQFe)

838 Speaking of the House of Mouse, I see that Disney has abandoned their attempt to capitalize on Seal Team Six.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (f4gk9)

839 863:

Only my sacred honor kept me in there swingin when all was lost.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (2dbd9)

840 Screw your orange juice and apple juice... give me the nectar of gods - Pineapple juice.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (6neGz)

841 You know, I actually never really cared for apple juice.

I don't even really like apples.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:46 PM (YxBuk)

842 The issue here isn't that the lady was or wasn't offended, but that when the bouncer tells you to tone it down, to do anything other than tone it down is phenomenally stupid or a sign of severe alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 03:45 AM (HMdeP)

This. And if that's how Boston hockey fans act when they are drunk, maybe the entire town needs to go on the wagon. Not that I have any love for Boston anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:48 PM (f4gk9)

843 And, can we start treating all juices equal, please?

I mean, jeebus - there are double standards for citrus and non citrus juices.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:48 PM (6neGz)

844 No soulpile, Mr Butthurt told us he was a lawyer.

Ohhh. I missed that part. Obviously.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 11:48 PM (afWhQ)

845 869:

Damn. I was about to ask how you liked them apples.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:49 PM (2dbd9)

846 Only my sacred honor kept me in there swingin when all was lost.

Posted by: sifty at May 28, 2011 03:46 AM (2dbd9)

Sacred honor? I thought you were on fire.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:49 PM (f4gk9)

847 Apple juice can be the nectar of the gods. Martinelli's for one. Treetop in the cans, for another.

And fuji apples are really good. Some others, but those are generally the best kind. Gala, honeycrisp...

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 27, 2011 11:50 PM (afWhQ)

848 874:

I am sitting at the feet of Masters, hoping to one day snatch the pebble from their hand.

Or score me a wallet or some fuckin car keys or somethin.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:51 PM (2dbd9)

849 Can I have orange juice instead of apple juice? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 03:43 AM (YxBuk) Is this related at all to the preponderance of citrus at Chinese New Year - gold for prosperity? Or are you just worried about contracting scurvy on the Pirates ride?

Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 11:51 PM (HMdeP)

850

I don't even really like apples.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 03:46 AM (YxBuk)

Agreed depending on preparation. Aplle dumplings and apple pie, yes. Apple sauce, no.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:52 PM (oVQFe)

851 BTW, "It's Fuckin Time" should become a classic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:52 PM (f4gk9)

852 At 322, the warning would have been better without "the fuck." "Chill out" is easier to acknowledge as a friendly warning than is "chill the fuck out," which tends to raise hackles. And hackles, once raised (especially on a drunk Boston hockey fan), are damn near impossible to lower without a big sloppy mess.

Yeah I probably should have left that out of the warning. But after having to wade through his multiple comments I was getting irritated.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2011 11:54 PM (ijuD6)

853 OMG, redeye just showed the guy in jockeys and high heels pole dancing on the subway. pretty funny.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:54 PM (JNVE5)

854 Yes, I wish they would not have shown that.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:55 PM (6neGz)

855

Redeye deserves a Yellow Card!

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2011 11:55 PM (oVQFe)

856 868 Screw your orange juice and apple juice... give me the nectar of gods - Pineapple juice. Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 03:46 AM (6neGz) It never tastes right when it comes from a can. It's much better when served not more than 50 miles from where the pineapple was grown. But that makes each glass very expensive for us mainlanders.

Posted by: stuiec at May 27, 2011 11:55 PM (HMdeP)

857 Is this related at all to the preponderance of citrus at Chinese New Year - gold for prosperity? Or are you just worried about contracting scurvy on the Pirates ride?

Both? I dunno, I just don't like apple juice. Unless it's Martinelli's sparkling cider.

However I learned that drinking a whole bottle of that all by my onesies is a bad idea.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 27, 2011 11:56 PM (YxBuk)

858 I don't drink it from a can.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 27, 2011 11:56 PM (6neGz)

859 Dean Martin drank Martinelli's on stage instead of booze.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2011 11:57 PM (2dbd9)

860 Pineapple juice is too acidic to go in a can, it should be bottled. Not that DelMonte listens to me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:58 PM (f4gk9)

861 Of course, a lot of juices should be bottled instead of canned, for the same reason.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 27, 2011 11:59 PM (f4gk9)

862 Ok, i gotta mow the lawn tomorrow morning, so i shall bid you all good nite.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2011 11:59 PM (JNVE5)

863 .Yeah I probably should have left that out of the warning. But after having to wade through his multiple comments I was getting irritated. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 28, 2011 03:54 AM (ijuD6) Under normal conditions, any Moron would take "chill the fuck out" as a friendly but stern warning. But when you're dealing with someone who's admitted to being drunk, the Lloyd Dobbler method is better: "YOU MUST CHILL!". (And then take his car keys.)

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:00 AM (HMdeP)

864 890 Ok, i gotta mow the lawn tomorrow morning, so i shall bid you all good nite. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 03:59 AM (JNVE5) Don't you have a big strong Moron to mow your lawn?

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:02 AM (HMdeP)

865 Nobody has posted this yet?!

"But the president seemed to have made a gaffe during the occasion - signing Westminster Abbey's distinguished visitors' book with the wrong year.

Mr Obama dated his entry in the book May 24 2008, rather than the current year.

Apparently Mr Obama was heard to ask the dean what the day's date was - but managed to get the year wrong.

A Westminster Abbey spokeswoman confirmed it was the president who had written the wrong date. " http://tinyurl.com/3mjaapt

Ohh Barry... In the immortal words of Frank 'the tank' Ricard:

"I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone. "

Posted by: Vince at May 28, 2011 12:03 AM (bxm6L)

866 Don't you have a big strong Moron to mow your lawn? Nope. I won't let my mom hire a gardener that will fuck up my dad's pride and joy. besides its nice being outside.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 12:03 AM (JNVE5)

867 However I learned that drinking a whole bottle of that all by my onesies is a bad idea. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 28, 2011 03:56 AM (YxBuk) Unless your goal is to burp the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:04 AM (HMdeP)

868

Posted by: Vince at May 28, 2011 04:03 AM (bxm6L)

Did you borrow his time machine or something? Of course it got posted. On the 24th.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:04 AM (oVQFe)

869 Haha, good call.

Posted by: Vince at May 28, 2011 12:06 AM (bxm6L)

870 894 Don't you have a big strong Moron to mow your lawn? Nope. I won't let my mom hire a gardener that will fuck up my dad's pride and joy. besides its nice being outside. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 04:03 AM (JNVE5) So you have to tend to your bush yourself? I take it you don't need your garden plowed - not this late.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:08 AM (HMdeP)

871

Posted by: fivefingeronline at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (949kE)

872 So you have to tend to your bush yourself? Nope, self waxing is way too torturous.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (JNVE5)

873

Posted by: fivefingeronline at May 28, 2011 12:09 AM (949kE)

874 You know it's late when the spam starts to make sense. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: Some Unknown Staffer Trying To Make A Few Bucks at May 28, 2011 12:11 AM (f4gk9)

875 Of course when you scrub the spam, none of it makes sense.
Gah! Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE Needs To Wash His Socks at May 28, 2011 12:12 AM (f4gk9)

876 900 So you have to tend to your bush yourself? Nope, self waxing is way too torturous. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 04:09 AM (JNVE5) What about seeding your garden? Surely you need someone to help with that?

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:12 AM (HMdeP)

877

Apparently Mr Obama was heard to ask the dean what the day's date was - but managed to get the year wrong.

Does anyone else wonder if Zero just gets stoned all the time and doesn't really give a f*ck about anything at all? (besides himself, of course)

Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 12:13 AM (0GpN4)

878 And with that, I bid y'all good night

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 12:14 AM (HMdeP)

879

Jeez, it's much later than I thought.

G'night all. May the next ONT be more cheerful!

Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 12:18 AM (0GpN4)

880 Firefox 4.0 blows so hard that I downgraded to preserve my sanity.