September 10, 2011

Overnight Open Thread-I Hate The Nose Spray Flu Shot Edition [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

Evenin' everyone! I'm back for another ONT so get yer drink and get comfortable. It's time for the ONT.

During the qualification process for Mission Commander, many scenarios are covered to gauge your knowledge of the airplane, weapon systems, tactics, intelligence, etc to see how you would think and respond in different situations. I remember some scenarios asking me what do you do if you are out of weapons but you have a friendly unit in danger and the only means you have of protecting that unit is your unarmed plane. I remember thinking that if we are at that point, we're losing the friggin' war if I have to seriously ram my plane into the enemy. This story of LT Heather "Lucky" Penny brings home the point that sometimes, you just might have to pull a kamikaze.

Late in the morning of the Tuesday that changed everything, Lt. Heather “Lucky” Penney was on a runway at Andrews Air Force Base and ready to fly. She had her hand on the throttle of an F-16 and she had her orders: Bring down United Airlines Flight 93. The day’s fourth hijacked airliner seemed to be hurtling toward Washington. Penney, one of the first two combat pilots in the air that morning, was told to stop it.

The one thing she didnÂ’t have as she roared into the crystalline sky was live ammunition. Or missiles. Or anything at all to throw at a hostile aircraft.


I can only imagine what one is thinking, going up into the sky knowing that you are going to ram an airliner with passengers on board but at the same time, you already know what has happened in NY and DC and will do what it takes to stop it. Outstanding story. The above picture is of her flying a jet at last years Reno Air Races. This Is Rock & Roll?

Dear Lord I laughed my ass off watching this.


Badass Lady

I don't think I could've done this for my dog (if I had one). My kids? Hell yes, in a heartbeat. Alaskan Woman Punches Bear To Save Her Dog. Well done. Pet owner of the year!

It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her petÂ’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make it let go.

Bra Holster In Action

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Vampire In Florida

Strange story. I wonder what drugs she was on. And she was training to be a dental assistant? Looks like she sharpened her canines in the photo. I'll be looking at my dentists teeth in the future to make sure they aren't some closet vampire or something. 22 Year Old Woman Assaults Elderly Man.

A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.

When cops arrived, they located Smith--covered in blood and half naked--near the Hooters, according to a police spokesman. During questioning, she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.


Maybe she was just getting ready for the ONT and was trying to bag a hobo and depants as the rules dictate!


Animals Living The AoSHQ Approved Lifestyle

Oh yes. These animals just get friggin' plastered! Do note that they don't stop. Even these animals know the best cure for a hangover is to keep on drinking. Or in this case, eating.


Credit Myths

Interesting reading on 7 Nasty Credit Myths That Won't Die.

Myth No. 2: "Checking your credit hurts your credit scores."

Fact: Checking your own credit reports and scores does not affect your scores. Period.

A credit check could hurt you if you asked a friend at a bank or car dealership to pull your credit reports. Such transactions probably would be coded as "hard" inquiries, or as applications for credit, which could ding your scores.

But checking your own credit is otherwise a non-event.


Hmmm. I still thought that this hurt you. Guess not.


Not In The Star Wars Blu-Ray...

...but really should be! Warning, somewhat NSFW as R2 does have a mouth on him it would seem. Watching the video though reminded me how much I hate Episode I but the R2 translations were pretty good.

Obligatory Caturday Videos

Standing Cat.

Cats VS Laser Pointers.
Really should be Lasers Mounted on a Shark VS some kittehs but this will have to do.

US vs Taliban in a Pot Field

Not often you see this type of battle in the middle of a pot field. Watch the sound level on your speakers. The gunfire is pretty loud.

Hollywood In The Post 9/11 World

This article sums it up nicely. Only now, with Obama in office and Bin Laden dead are they actually trying to make a war movie that is positive in coverage but it is a disgrace as it really is just a political piece that wants to paint Obama in a positive light and not something they really wanted to do solely on its merits. We've had some Medal of Honor recipients. Where the fuck are their movies???

But the fact that film depictions of the military may change somewhat now that a Democratic president has taken over and expanded on the war policies put in place by his Republican predecessor provides no excuse for what happened. When America really needed them, our filmmakers betrayed her. And because their unpatriotic products were made while our troops were under fire in the field, they constitute, when considered together, an unprecedentedly wicked action by an industry that rose to success and power through celebrating the nation and values that it now mindlessly attacks.

Someday, Hollywood might man up and actually make a movie that depicts Islamic Terrorists as they really are instead of making the terrorists some neo-Nazi group or Aliens or something that nobody would actually believe.

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1 First?  FIRST?

Posted by: Vincent Twice Vincent Twice at September 10, 2011 05:46 PM (giMzW)

2 This is Rock-n-roll? That guy's a regular Buddy Lich!

Posted by: harrison at September 10, 2011 05:48 PM (MtuBU)

3 I would luv to have Jar Jar Binks mounted on a wall in my den.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 05:49 PM (niZvt)

4 Greetings, Earthlings! Take me to your ring leader...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 05:49 PM (niZvt)

5 And with that, the ONT died... T.O.D., 9:51 PM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 05:51 PM (niZvt)

6 Soon, the vampires will prey on the hobo community. Must. Fight. Back

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 05:52 PM (WCm02)

7 But I thought bra holsters holstered boobies...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 05:52 PM (niZvt)

8 In other news, Obama is a stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure.

Posted by: MDH3 at September 10, 2011 05:52 PM (GKyUC)

9 Someday, Hollywood might man up and actually make a movie that depicts Islamic Terrorists as they really are instead of making the terrorists some neo-Nazi group or Aliens or something that nobody would actually believe.

The first movie I saw post 9/11 where the enemies were changed from Islamic terrorists to European Neo-Nazis was in The Sum of All Fears.  That movie was horrendous and Tom Clancy implied as such when he spoke on the film's commentary track.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 05:53 PM (c0A3e)

10 Slow night so far.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 05:53 PM (Ybl9g)

11

Great find on the R2D2 video CDR!!!

 

I nearly cried laughing

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 05:54 PM (tEGzl)

12 I'd punch a bear to save my dog because I know my dog would attack a bear to save me.

Posted by: mike at September 10, 2011 05:54 PM (LdSDp)

13

I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
That burnt the topless trees of Nung River.
Sweet Polly Styrene, make me immortal with a kiss.
Her lips suck forth my soul: see where it surfs!
Come, Polly, come, give me my soul again.
Here will I dwell, for heaven is in these lips,
And all is dross that is not Polly or Ben Zene.
I will be Saigon, and for love of thee,
Instead of Da Nang, shall Long Binh be sack'd;
And I will combat with weak Zippo,
And wear thy colours on my plumed crest;
Yea, I will wound Halon in the heel,
And then return to Polly for a kiss.
O, thou art fairer than the evening air
Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars;
Brighter art thou than flaming Kingsford briquettes
When they appear'd to hapless Barbecue;
More lovely than the surfers of the sea
In wanton Arethusa's azur'd arms;
And none but thou shalt be my paramour!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 10, 2011 05:54 PM (DgoAv)

14 "The first movie I saw post 9/11 where the enemies were changed from Islamic terrorists to European Neo-Nazis was in The Sum of All Fears." Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:53 PM (c0A3e) Yes, because those Gosh Darned White Supremacists that we never seem to actually see in real life are the REAL menace out there... Has anyone here ever actually met a real life White Supremacist?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 05:54 PM (niZvt)

15 Cheers, all!  It's been interesting reading the last open thread and people talking about where they were 10 years ago tomorrow and etc.  Once they realize there's an ONT, we'll be swamped! 

Peaches, when/if you get on tonite, I've got a hilarious kitteh post for you!  (At least I hope you think it's funny!)

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 05:55 PM (Zgfnd)

16 Well Cyndi Lauper just fucked up the words to the National Anthem at the US Open.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 05:56 PM (Ybl9g)

17

 Well Cyndi Lauper just fucked up the words to the National Anthem at the US Open.

Well, only if you're an originalist. I belive they're "living lyrics" and subject to interpretation.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 05:58 PM (tEGzl)

18 16 CDR M,

it's a lot harder for her to sing since she died....she's doing her best

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 05:58 PM (AEIYh)

19 16 Well Cyndi Lauper just fucked up the words to the National Anthem at the US Open.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 09:56 PM (Ybl9g)

Must've had a mouth full of bird shit, huh?

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 05:58 PM (WCm02)

20 If I Ace hadn't become a celebrity, he'd probably be an alcoholic. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at September 10, 2011 05:58 PM (niZvt)

21 I feel kind of cheap linking something that is linked at Hot Air, but this one is worthwhile.

If you hate the JEF with every fiber of your body, but want to kick it up a few notches to burn with a white hot intensity, read this piece by Jonathan Last, writing for the Weekly Standard.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 05:58 PM (4sQwu)

22 I liked United 93 and think it is about the best we can expect from hollywood.

Posted by: McLovin at September 10, 2011 05:59 PM (o+bH/)

23 9 Kratos,

the worst was where Clancy said "it makes the story even better" about the movie to Charlie Rose....

"really Tom?"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 05:59 PM (AEIYh)

24 17 Well Cyndi Lauper just fucked up the words to the National Anthem at the US Open. Well, only if you're an originalist. I belive they're "living lyrics" and subject to interpretation. Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 09:58 PM (tEGzl) Chill, dude. She was signing the Commerce Verse.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at September 10, 2011 05:59 PM (niZvt)

25

sweet

early

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 06:00 PM (R7NIt)

26 21 IiaNYSoM,

no reason to feel bad HA often has good posts...

yeah I posted that in some thread earlier....

people "get it" now...we'll see if they can remember after a billion + dollars of noise

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:00 PM (AEIYh)

27 Happy Saturday ...

Been tiling the bathroom wall.

An exciting night of doing laundry and making a salad awaits ...

Posted by: Adriane at September 10, 2011 06:00 PM (L9W0l)

28 25 NCaJ,

bonus nachos ese

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:01 PM (AEIYh)

29 Well Cyndi Lauper just fucked up the words to the National Anthem at the US Open.

Speaking of which, I translated the USSR national anthem.  Ever wonder what the words meant?  Sing along while you open the link in another tab and play the song:

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, he's, he's our man, he's our man, he's our man!

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, Yuri Gagarin, he's o-ur man
Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri,  Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri
He's o-ur man, he's our man, he's our maaaan!
Why? Why would we want another one?
Why?  He's our favorite of all time.
Yuri Gagarin, oh, he's o-ur man

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, he's, he's our man, he's our man, he's our man!

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, Yuri Gagarin, he's o-ur man
Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri,  Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri
He's o-ur man, he's our man, he's our maaaan!
Why? Why would we want another one?
Why?  He's our favorite of all time.
Yuri Gagarin, oh, he's o-ur man

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, he's, he's our man, he's our man, he's our man!

Oh, Yuri Gagarin, oh, Yuri Gagarin
Oh, Yuri Gagarin, he's o-ur man
Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri,  Yuuur Yuu uu uu uu Yur Yuri
He's o-ur man, he's our man, he's our maaaan!
Why? Why would we want another one?
Why?  He's our favorite of all time.
Yuri Gagarin, oh, he's, he's our man!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 10, 2011 06:02 PM (DgoAv)

30 "The one thing she didn�t have as she roared into the crystalline sky was live ammunition. Or missiles. Or anything at all to throw at a hostile aircraft."

oh posh details

Posted by: newrouter at September 10, 2011 06:02 PM (xD4bD)

31 29 RD,

I like the Yuri Gargarin "oh fuck the windshield!" remix Gorky Park made

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:02 PM (AEIYh)

32 @29: In Russia, Gaga Yurin You!

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at September 10, 2011 06:03 PM (niZvt)

33 CDR M, Why do you hate nose flu shots?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:03 PM (0N5Wr)

34 Sweet, Steeler re-sign Polamalu until 2014.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 06:04 PM (tEGzl)

35 Was Snow White a brunette or a blonde? Only Walt Disney knew for sure!

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at September 10, 2011 06:04 PM (niZvt)

36 OK, let's put Paul back in his box...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:04 PM (niZvt)

37 Nasal flu shots suck immensely. Would rather have the needle. Your sinuses feel weird for a day or two after them. Not really worth it compared to minor, if any, pinch from a needle and the swelling at the injection site.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 10, 2011 06:05 PM (ijjAe)

38 34 Ben,

but did they sign his hair?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:05 PM (AEIYh)

39 Why do you hate nose flu shots? Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:03 PM (0N5Wr) I hate squirting that stuff up my nose. Regular shots don't bother me.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:05 PM (Ybl9g)

40 What Blue Falcon said! My sinuses are just now getting back to normal after that damn nasal shot.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:06 PM (Ybl9g)

41 Snow White was a selfish lover.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 10, 2011 06:06 PM (WUWb9)

42 39 CDR M,

you ever get the old golfball combined shot?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:06 PM (AEIYh)

43 I hate squirting that stuff up my nose. Regular shots don't bother me. Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 10:05 PM (Ybl9g) Didn't Obama put stuff up his nose AND shots in High School?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:07 PM (niZvt)

44 Boobies and guns: these are the two of my favorite things. Zimm zimminy!

Posted by: CMU VET at September 10, 2011 06:07 PM (m+0Zk)

45 34 Sweet, Steeler re-sign Polamalu until 2014.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 10:04 PM (tEGzl)

I'm surprised they haven't put him into a Samson parody commercial yet.  Or if they have I don't remember it.  Have a woman cut his hair and he completely sucks on Defense.  And have him wake up from the dream feeling his hair.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 06:08 PM (GULKT)

46 watching this horrible Oikos yogurt commercial

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:08 PM (D6IZ4)

47 A & E has a special on now that so far looks interesting.  FEMA photographer going back and talking to people she photographed at Ground Zero ten years ago. 

Posted by: someone at September 10, 2011 06:08 PM (bqjJT)

48 So a spider question.

In my new place I've found many big spiders. I've seen the same type in the unfurnished basement, so I know where they are coming from, and I generally leave the ones in the basement alone.

However, to get big a spider has to eat a lot of other bugs right? I've gotten a handful of gnats in the house (the ones that can fit through a screen), but I can't imagine that is enough.

So...what are these spiders eating exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:08 PM (FBr/C)

49 41 Snow White was a selfish lover. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 10, 2011 10:06 PM (WUWb9) Don't listen to Sleazy and Horny... they got more of that than ANYBODY.

Posted by: Doc at September 10, 2011 06:08 PM (niZvt)

50 Was Snow White a brunette or a blonde?
Only Walt Disney knew for sure!

Rumor had it Snow White dyed her hair with dwarf sperm.
But only Walt Disney knew for sure.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 06:09 PM (WCm02)

51 So...what are these spiders eating exactly? Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:08 PM (FBr/C) Dingleberries. Make sure you wear your undies to bed.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:09 PM (niZvt)

52

I'm surprised they haven't put him into a Samson parody commercial yet.  Or if they have I don't remember it.  Have a woman cut his hair and he completely sucks on Defense.  And have him wake up from the dream feeling his hair.

that's actually not a bad idea, and after the dream sequence, he awakes to find an old jaw bone which he then uses to slaughter Joe Flacco and the rest of the Ravens' offensive squad.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 06:09 PM (tEGzl)

53 OT even for the ONT, but...

I got Disgaea 4 this week, the latest in a series of games that chronicle the events in heaven and hells (roughly) as anime demons and the odd angel ponder the meaning of life, power rangers, and strained parental relationships. And humans spend a while as stuffed penguins (prinnies) partying for being good, or working of their debts if they were bad, before being reincarnated. There has been some political humor (the father of the first game's protagonist choked to death on a pretzel-a reference I think to a near miss suffered by the elder Bush). But they're a little different this time around.

I created a slime to join my party, and in this game all your characters are introduced as senators because they can take part in votes to unlock game features (and unlike the randomly appearing senators you don't have to bribe or beat them). Anyway, this slime stands before a podium and starts chanting "yes, we can" and the description continued to refer to him as Obama (the actual character kept another random name that had been assigned), and I expecting some redeeming commentary, but it never appeared. Slimes are pathetically weak and they "wear a skull in order to pretend to be tough." So he's lost Japanese game writers, or their localization staff.

In the third chapter of the game, the boss is a schoolgirl who didn't make it through to prinny training because there weren't enough penguin suits to go around. So she's community organized and leading a revolt to secure equal treatment for herself and the other unprinnies. Except that when the characters stop fighting long enough to discuss her issues, it turns out all the other prinnies are treated to the same rules as she has been. Recognizing this, she gives up her war with the protagonist in favor of legitimate political change (which, being demons will also involve lots of turn based fighting, but that's not the point), so I guess ACORN's on the outs, too.

Anyway, I'm just taking a break from NASCAR and wanted to share.

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 06:10 PM (sOXQX)

54

Have a woman cut his hair and he completely sucks on Defense.

maybe he'll have that SB XLV performance after it's cut

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:10 PM (D6IZ4)

55


So...what are these spiders eating exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:08 PM (FBr/C)

Other spiders?

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 06:10 PM (GULKT)

56 CMDR M: The important question: Was Lucky Penny hot? Dirty minds want to know.

Posted by: CMU VET at September 10, 2011 06:10 PM (m+0Zk)

57 United 93 is a masterpiece. Best 9/11 film there is, was, or ever will be.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 06:11 PM (2qe7X)

58 So...what are these spiders eating exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:08 PM (FBr/C)

Those spiders are obviously democratical Obama voters, living off of you, in your house, getting all fat, and being lazy!

Seriously, I have no idea, just went for the cheap joke.  ;/

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 06:11 PM (Zgfnd)

59 50 "Was Snow White a brunette or a blonde? Only Walt Disney knew for sure!" Rumor had it Snow White dyed her hair with dwarf sperm. But only Walt Disney knew for sure. Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 10:09 PM (WCm02) Yeah, they keep my frozen head in Cindarella's Castle at Disneyland. My OTHER head is now one one of the faucets in the Ladies Room at Walt Disney World. That's been my little joke all these years.

Posted by: Zombie Walt Disney at September 10, 2011 06:12 PM (niZvt)

60 Oh, and ban Average Joe.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 06:12 PM (2qe7X)

61 So why did you squirt it up your nose?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:12 PM (0N5Wr)

62 Methods, pretty good race with the anger management sideshow going on. JJ and Busch ain't done yet I don't think.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:13 PM (Ybl9g)

63 United 93 is a masterpiece. Best 9/11 film there is, was, or ever will be.

This.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 06:13 PM (YxBuk)

64 I am at a party with the mayor and the judge whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 06:13 PM (pdr5f)

65 61 So why did you squirt it up your nose? Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:12 PM (0N5Wr) Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Barak Obama at September 10, 2011 06:13 PM (niZvt)

66 CC I was very impressed by your landscaping abilities. I didn't know you lived at Stately WayneManor? Who knew a perv like you would have such good taste??

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:14 PM (0N5Wr)

67 61 So why did you squirt it up your nose? Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:12 PM (0N5Wr) Had no choice. Navy Corpsman did it.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:14 PM (Ybl9g)

68 Hey Rum, get a Halloween costume yet?  Have you considered a LONG blond wig, a pink dress and a frying pan?

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 06:14 PM (GULKT)

69 Those spiders are obviously democratical Obama voters, living off of you, in your house, getting all fat, and being lazy! Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 10:11 PM (Zgfnd) Sounds like my son...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (niZvt)

70 I agree about Flight 93.  I have the DVD.  Very well done. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (Zgfnd)

71 Damn auto correct!

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (Ybl9g)

72 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

73 Those spiders are obviously democratical Obama voters, living off of you, in your house, getting all fat, and being lazy!...

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 10:11 PM (Zgfnd)

You're on to something. Democrats are a Party of Vampires! Fat. Lazy. Vampires.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (WCm02)

74 66 CC I was very impressed by your landscaping abilities. I didn't know you lived at Stately WayneManor? Who knew a perv like you would have such good taste?? Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:14 PM (0N5Wr) Well, you know... boobs, bushs... shrubs... it's all the same thing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:15 PM (niZvt)

75 Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 10:14 PM (GULKT)

Purple dress! And yes, that is one of my considerations.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 06:16 PM (YxBuk)

76 75 Rum,

I got it...but may have to wait....

Harley Quinn

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:17 PM (AEIYh)

77 I think Flight 93 was on earlier on A & E

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:17 PM (D6IZ4)

78

Other spiders?

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 10:10 PM (GULKT)

A spider perpetual motion machine?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:17 PM (FBr/C)

79 Someone mentioned United 93, which I went and saw when it came out.  I also went and saw World Trade Center which came out in 2006.  I thought it was also very well done.  I think that douchenozzle Oliver Stone directed it, so I was shocked it was actually good.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at September 10, 2011 06:18 PM (Z71Vg)

80 has anyone heard of this new IFC show, "Whisker Wars"? It's a bunch of guys in beards having contests over facial hair

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:18 PM (D6IZ4)

81

You're on to something. Democrats are a Party of Vampires! Fat. Lazy. Vampires.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 10:15 PM (WCm02)

Hey, you forgot the sparkliness!

Posted by: Some Democrat Vampire at September 10, 2011 06:19 PM (FBr/C)

82

Oh and let me save all you gamers 50 bucks. Dead Island sucks. Even though it's been six years in the making, it was clearly rushed to market. It's filled with glitches, the cut scene dialogue is worse and lip syncing is worse than the original Resident Evil for playstation 1. The graphics are sub par, the story line lame, and it's all but impossible to beat in the single player mode.

It's just awful. How could a game with such a cool commercial suck so badly?

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 06:19 PM (tEGzl)

83 You're on to something. Democrats are a Party of Vampires! Fat. Lazy. Vampires. Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 10:15 PM (WCm02) Says who?

Posted by: John McCain at September 10, 2011 06:19 PM (niZvt)

84 80 ALM,

if it was a movie about beards I'd have guessed it was a reality TV show starring a remarried Cruise and Kidmann

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:19 PM (AEIYh)

85 80 has anyone heard of this new IFC show, "Whisker Wars"? It's a bunch of guys in beards having contests over facial hair

It'll never make it.

Posted by: Frank Beard at September 10, 2011 06:20 PM (WCm02)

86 Chemjeff, do something to ensure they remember you

Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 06:21 PM (elbGQ)

87 Ben what a let down Dead island is. That trailer was so good. If only the game was like that.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:21 PM (Ybl9g)

88

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 10:19 PM (tEGzl)

according to the comments on YouTube, your right

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:21 PM (D6IZ4)

89 Methods, pretty good race with the anger management sideshow going on. JJ and Busch ain't done yet I don't think.

I must have stepped out of the room for that. Kurt's been making friends with five-time and Montoya, the latter usually not being such a great idea.

And lol at the auto-correct. At least it didn't fix to 'mentos.'

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 06:21 PM (sOXQX)

90 United 93 is on right now on "Current" (whatever that is).

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 06:22 PM (2qe7X)

91 When I first saw the name of that show I thought it was about kittehs. I was wrong.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:22 PM (0N5Wr)

92 Even though it's been six years in the making, it was clearly rushed to market.

6 years? Hell yeah they rushed it.

Posted by: Duke Nukem Forever at September 10, 2011 06:22 PM (FBr/C)

93

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 10:19 PM (tEGzl)

Thanks for the review and thanks for saving me 50 bucks.  This just means I'll have to enjoy Space Marine all the more. 

It's just awful. How could a game with such a cool commercial suck so badly?

This isn't the first time an awful game had a kick-ass commerical - I think Square Enix specializes in making awesome trailers to hype their computer games for fanboys only to disappoint them later with sub-par products (*ahem* FF8, FF10...)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 06:22 PM (c0A3e)

94 86 Chemjeff, do something to ensure they remember you Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 10:21 PM (elbGQ) I bet a really loud, greasy fart would make them remember him.

Posted by: John McCain at September 10, 2011 06:22 PM (niZvt)

95 Animals Living The AoSHQ Approved Lifestyle

--Duh.  Elephants have been known to get drunk of marula for years.  That;s why there;s an elephant on the Amarula label.  They are quite amusing when they get tipsy off that fruit.

Now back to The Path to 9/11.  I'm not yet pissed off enough.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 06:23 PM (lh7Yc)

96 I'm just checking in early. Still studying but I'll be back when everyone is appropriately Val-U-Rited.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 06:24 PM (otfJ1)

97 90 United 93 is on right now on "Current" (whatever that is). Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM (2qe7X) Current actually runs the NEW "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" show. I accidentally tuned into it, but they had a no-name guest host on. I'll make a point of catching it when Keith is on and report back...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:24 PM (niZvt)

98

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM (c0A3e)

Final Fantasy hasn't been good for awhile, they've abandoned everything that made them great in the past

And as long as we're bringing up gaming, Nintendo 3DS= TOTAL BUST

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:24 PM (D6IZ4)

99 93 Kratos,

happy to report Deus Ex rocks

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:24 PM (AEIYh)

100

Ben what a let down Dead island is. That trailer was so good. If only the game was like that.

Did you buy it too? I'm taking it back. It's that' bad.

I'm 81% through the game, on Chapter 14 and I can't beat a certain part. It's actually near impossbile to beat this part. So I went online to look for a walk through or advice from other players. It turns out almost everyone who is playing it as a single player can't get past this part.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 06:24 PM (tEGzl)

101 You can ask for the flu shot. I hate the nose thing, I'd much rather have the shot.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2011 06:25 PM (k5cKv)

102 Costume idea Rum...

Get a standard hobo outfit. When people tell you its lame...you whip out the nerf shotgun and blast 'em.

Would scare the heck out of me.

Or sexy pumpkin like you were thinking...your choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:25 PM (FBr/C)

103 Hollywood can afford to make the self-indulgent circle jerk leftist bombs because we go see the other stuff they know will put asses in the seats.  George Clooney gets to play with Syriana because he turns out 3 Oceans movies that rake in the bucks.

Oh, and Mila Kunis, wherever you are out there ....

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

104 Has anybody seen any polling done since the GOP debate? I'm wondering how his performance affected Perry's numbers...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:25 PM (niZvt)

105 Seriously, that jap is the Neil Peart of keyboard drums.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 06:25 PM (4t9J5)

106 97 CoolCzech,

they had a decent show called "Bar Karma" IIRC.....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:26 PM (AEIYh)

107 89 Methods, pretty good race with the anger management sideshow going on. JJ and Busch ain't done yet I don't think.

I must have stepped out of the room for that. Kurt's been making friends with five-time and Montoya, the latter usually not being such a great idea.

And lol at the auto-correct. At least it didn't fix to 'mentos.'

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 10:21 PM (sOXQX)


My favorite was the Vickers/Ambrose dustup

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 10, 2011 06:26 PM (GomcF)

108 Gotta call the cable company and order Red Zone for tomorrow.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:26 PM (Ybl9g)

109

I'm a little bitter too. I only play a handful of games and not that often. I was really looking forward to this being a good game and it's just awful.

I pray that Resident Evil Racoon City doesn't suck. I love RE games and am counting on it being good.

Posted by: Ben at September 10, 2011 06:26 PM (tEGzl)

110 97 90 United 93 is on right now on "Current" (whatever that is).
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM (2qe7X)

Current actually runs the NEW "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" show. I accidentally tuned into it, but they had a no-name guest host on. I'll make a point of catching it when Keith is on and report back...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 10:24 PM (niZvt)

Its Al Gore's network too.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 06:27 PM (GULKT)

111 CMU VET @56 asks the most important question of the night. Is Lt. Heather "Lucky" Penny hawt?

She can slam into me any time she wants. Your mileage may vary.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 06:27 PM (a5ljo)

112 110 Buzzion,

yeah hey the Michelin man is gonna convert me he swaers....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:27 PM (AEIYh)

113 90 United 93 is on right now on "Current" (whatever that is). Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM

I think Current is the name of Algore's network


Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

114

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM (niZvt)

haven't seen any at all, Perry still +11 in RCP average and tied w/ Obama as well

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 10:26 PM (Ybl9g)

i'm 1-0 in picks, hopefully I got a good day tomm. in picks. Go Bucs!

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:28 PM (D6IZ4)

115 Oh, and Mila Kunis, wherever you are out there ....

Come on, she's a quality actress.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:28 PM (FBr/C)

116 Oh and let me save all you gamers 50 bucks. Dead Island sucks. Even though it's been six years in the making, it was clearly rushed to market.

Really?  That sucks.  I was gonna get that one, though I'm too cheap to pay full price.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 10, 2011 06:29 PM (1+XRG)

117 Got a pneumococcal vaccine at the docs on wednesday, flu shot Monday. Got my annual boob squishing on Friday along with bloodwork. At least with the newer mammogram machines it doesn't hurt quite as much. Up next, colonoscopy!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (0N5Wr)

118 102 Costume idea Rum...

Get a standard hobo outfit. When people tell you its lame...you whip out the nerf shotgun and blast 'em.

Would scare the heck out of me.

Or sexy pumpkin like you were thinking...your choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM (FBr/C)


If you go for the hobo, tell them "I'm going to carve welfare checks out of your rotten carcass" before the nerf shotgun comes out.

Posted by: MrCaniac with a shotgun at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (GomcF)

119 9/11 was caused by global warming.

Posted by: Al Gore, Jumping Shark at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (WCm02)

120 104 Has anybody seen any polling done since the GOP debate? I'm wondering how his performance affected Perry's numbers... Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM

Pollsters ask the President what he thinks of HIM ... he is ..
The Most Interesting Man in the World

Posted by: Dos Equis at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

121 Anyone get Space Marine yet?

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (Ybl9g)

122 115 18-1,

in her defense most people did not know that in Hollywood you are paid for your individual scholarship, social acumen, and appreciation of civics and macroeconomic theory

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:30 PM (AEIYh)

123 When cops arrived, they located Smith--covered in blood and half naked--near the Hooters...... ---------------------------------------- Near the end of the Roman Empire you could find quotes like these in their newspapers as well.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 06:31 PM (4t9J5)

124 She can slam into me any time she wants. Your mileage may vary. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 10:27 PM (a5ljo) Why, Miss Spellcheck! I had no idea spellchecking included boobage, but am sufficiently impressed to request a subscription to your newsletter...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:31 PM (niZvt)

125

Got my annual boob squishing on Friday

Up next, colonoscopy!

let me help you with that

Posted by: Pervert at September 10, 2011 06:32 PM (D6IZ4)

126 What's the verdict on watching tomorrow for everyone? They've decided not to read the names, right?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:33 PM (nRTou)

127 117 Got a pneumococcal vaccine at the docs on wednesday, flu shot Monday. Got my annual boob squishing on Friday along with bloodwork. At least with the newer mammogram machines it doesn't hurt quite as much. Up next, colonoscopy!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:30 PM (0N5Wr)

These day's I'm wondering if all those invasive screening tests are worth the hassle and indignity.  It seems like when they actually find something they can't do much but stretch the end out a bit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 10, 2011 06:33 PM (1+XRG)

128 104 Has anybody seen any polling done since the GOP debate? I'm wondering how his performance affected Perry's numbers... ------------------------------------------------- What about tv ratings for Obama's big speech? I have not seen those numbers anywhere. Not even on Drudge.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 06:33 PM (4t9J5)

129 115 Oh, and Mila Kunis, wherever you are out there ....

Come on, she's a quality actress.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:28 PM

If anyone should "educate themself", it's someone like Mila who needs to realize that cute doesn't last nearly as long as stupid. Directors don't cast stupid scrunts who used to be cute

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

130 126 Johnny,

I don't need their help to see 9/11 I just have to close my eyes

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:34 PM (AEIYh)

131 So AP signed a new contract with the Vikings, making him the highest paid running back in NFL history.  Take notes, asshats who think like the moronic Chris Johnson: you don't need to hold out and be a prick to get a good deal.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 06:35 PM (lh7Yc)

132 128 Spiker,

they're saying he outdrew the game....

which could be good or bad....if people have heard that spiel before it's bad

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:35 PM (AEIYh)

133 Sven, Yeah, but I always watched the reading of the names...

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:35 PM (nRTou)

134 What about tv ratings for Obama's big speech? I have not seen those numbers anywhere. Not even on Drudge. Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM

Rule # 1 - if the numbers were good, the MBM would have made it the top story

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

135 If anyone should "educate themself", it's someone like Mila who needs to realize that cute doesn't last nearly as long as stupid. Directors don't cast stupid scrunts who used to be cute Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (Y+DPZ) Other than that, how do you like Mila?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:35 PM (niZvt)

136 126 I refuse to watch the Bloomberg/SCFOAMF fest. I'm going to the Charger/Vikings game.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:36 PM (0N5Wr)

137 131 Logprof,

to be fair Bud Adams is a horrid owner he has the class of Jerry Jones coupled with the genius of Al Davis' shadow

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:36 PM (AEIYh)

138

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (4t9J5)

31 Million

Posted by: Pervert at September 10, 2011 06:36 PM (HhCkU)

139 What about tv ratings for Obama's big speech? I have not seen those numbers anywhere. Not even on Drudge. ------ I know the ratings were the worst for a JCOC speech during his Presidency.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:36 PM (nRTou)

140 My favorite was the Vickers/Ambrose dustup

It was nice that they let Vickers back on the track...eventually. I thought they were going to make him sit in the officials' office for the whole race.

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 06:36 PM (sOXQX)

141 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 06:37 PM (4q6A5)

142 126 What's the verdict on watching tomorrow for everyone? They've decided not to read the names, right? Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM

I'm not watching any photo ops for dickheads like Mike Bloomingidiot that excludes firefighters.

Bloomfuck "didn't have room for them"?  343 of them fit in the towers at the critical time

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

143 121 Anyone get Space Marine yet?

Sifty did.  From what he said about the game, he's enjoying it immensely.  But he can tell you all about it, .

I played the demo for SM on the PS3 and while it wasn't as good as the GoW3 Demo, I dug the hell out of it.  The only problem I had was I kept using the second joystick to try to dodge.  I've played the GoW games a bit too much...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 06:37 PM (c0A3e)

144 You think if Obama had been President back on 9/11/2001, he would have been on Martha's Vineyard during the attacks? With a fighter escort for his golf cart?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:37 PM (niZvt)

145 Posted by: Pervert at September 10, 2011 10:36 PM (HhCkU) ------------------------------------------------ Well I never thought these words would ever come out of my mouth but.......thank you, Pervert.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 06:37 PM (4t9J5)

146 What about tv ratings for Obama's big speech? I have not seen those numbers anywhere.

Hotair has a post on it. Game 27m on one channel, Obummer 31m on all channels.

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (sOXQX)

147 133 Johnny,

well as they are saying the time for funerals has passed-now go clean up that curb!

I can't watch him I am terrified it is going to be him explaining how HIS GUTSY CALL and oh those dead seals got the guy....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (AEIYh)

148 One day, at the Obama Presidential Library, Golf Cart One will be displayed in the main lobby.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (niZvt)

149 CoolCzech, you need signed permission from your cardiologist and your insurance company to read my newsletter these days.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (a5ljo)

150 Has anyone here noticed that the chick on the bra holster video has a smokin' hot rack?

I am looking for anything happy. I just spent 3 hours with my in-laws, both of whom are shocked...SHOCKED...that I think Perry isn't a Jew hating crazy man who will drive this country to destruction.

I love them both; they are wonderful people, but they just don't get it.

Pray for me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (LH6ir)

151 they're saying he outdrew the game.... ------ Don't know where you heard this Sven, but I'm almost positive that's false. Huge ratings for the NFL game and low ratings for the speech...

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:38 PM (nRTou)

152 146 Methos,
yup....well it is like a lot of things we need to look at the "big picture" w/him....no I am too biased but when I try to remember how small and petty he looked and the fact he telegraphed it was a campaign stop it can't be good...especially since we are NOT seeing polls on it

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:39 PM (AEIYh)

153 127 Ace's liver. I get the vaccines because I have an auto immune disease. The mammogram because my mother had breast cancer in 1990. It has now returned after 20 years and metastisized. The colonoscopy will be my second. I'm 50 now and my g-father died of colon cancer. So better safe than sorry.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:39 PM (0N5Wr)

154

/sock off

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:39 PM (D6IZ4)

155 149 CoolCzech, you need signed permission from your cardiologist and your insurance company to read my newsletter these days. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 10:38 PM (a5ljo) In the event of a four hour erection, would I require immediate spellchecking?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:39 PM (niZvt)

156 151 Johnny,

Hot Air has an aggregate comparison....

remember every Ogabe speech every made needs to be on EVERY CHANNEL KNOWN TO MAN!

From Golf to Shop Erotic! we've got 'im live

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:40 PM (AEIYh)

157 Other than that, how do you like Mila? Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 10:35 PM

Way overrated.  Photogenic actresses are a dime a dozen, she could be replaced tomorrow and who would notice?

Natalie Portman is another who's actually gorgeous but also bent way to the left. She had some talent but I find her so annoying now that I end up wishing the bathtub scene in Heat was real

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

158 153 MPFS,

cancer got my mom....one day I hope we beat it I've had several benign tumors in my liver and back.

I'll pray for you


Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:41 PM (AEIYh)

159

These day's I'm wondering if all those invasive screening tests are worth the hassle and indignity.  It seems like when they actually find something they can't do much but stretch the end out a bit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (1+XRG)

Do get the colonosocopy if you are due. My Aunt had 2 feet of her colon removed this spring. No other treatment will be necessary but the doc said if she had waited 6 months the situation would have been different. Just a fluke that she had it done then. So we now have colon cancer on both sides of the family so I had one done 3 weeks ago and all clear.



Posted by: California Witch at September 10, 2011 06:42 PM (Xcvk0)

160 I have been watching the various shows which have been on this week, and will NOT be watching whatever it is they're going to be doing with Bloomberg tomorrow. SCOAMF will be there.  I'll be watching football.

I think I read somewhere that there will be an alternate gathering in NYC.  May try to find that and watch and see what they do.

Oh, and I used to think Mila Kunis was pretty cool, but now I know for sure that she's just another celebutard idiot.       

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 06:42 PM (Zgfnd)

161 Ah, I guess that'll do it. Maybe I saw the NFL ratings record and the "lowest rated JCOC speech" and just assumed... I forgot about the multi-channel aspect of speeches.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:43 PM (nRTou)

162 150 "Has anyone here noticed that the chick on the bra holster video has a smokin' hot rack?" Of course I noticed the hawt rack. Are you saying it was attached to a chick? "I am looking for anything happy. I just spent 3 hours with my in-laws, both of whom are shocked...SHOCKED...that I think Perry isn't a Jew hating crazy man who will drive this country to destruction." Heh. They probably never even heard of him 3 weeks ago, but now they get their mental marching orders from DNC HQ to hate the guy! I bet they'll soon be telling you he's not qualified to be dog catcher!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:43 PM (niZvt)

163 Erections? Not my department.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 06:43 PM (a5ljo)

164

Hotair has a post on it. Game 27m on one channel, Obummer 31m on all channels.

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 10:38 PM (sOXQX)

I bet "his ratings" were highest on NBC.  Meaning a bunch of people turned it on and left it there for the game to start.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 06:44 PM (GULKT)

165 Mila Kunis is a hawt conservative Russian Jew.

Can I say that? (don't bother, I did)

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 06:44 PM (WCm02)

166 Ben, thats good - because based on that airship post earlier, Ive dragged out my old copy of Crimson Skies and am enjoying it.

Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 06:46 PM (elbGQ)

167 oh for F***'s sakes....

hey guys guess what Kathleen Parker's figured it all out....

http://preview.tinyurl.com/4xfqxl9

No matter how many prayers uttered; no matter how many hands held or pledges made; no matter how many bombs dropped or coffins draped. A nation cannot heal itself without self-awareness. On this score we have fallen short. We seem not to want to recognize that we donÂ’t have a problem; we are the problem.

Putting it bluntly, Sept. 11 caused us to go temporarily insane. Being for or against the war, first in Afghanistan and later in Iraq, divided us as wars do, but this time was different. Friendships ended, marriages suffered, people crossed the street to avoid those with whom they disagreed. Ten years later, we are still at war. Tack on the global financial crisis, stagnant unemployment, the further dissolution of trust in our institutions, and we have all the ingredients for moral panicÂ…

As we reflect on the events of 10 years ago, it would be nice if all sides could resolve to invite AmericaÂ’s better angels back to the huddle. Another terror attack would put things in perspective, all right, but our survival ultimately depends on our willingness to marshal reason and restraint against the emotional terrorism that surely will bring us down.

At the risk of sounding bossy: America, heal thyself. Please.



Um KaPa, listen do you notice ANYTHING odd about your timing in calling for unity of effort in time of war....anything at ALL????

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:46 PM (AEIYh)

168 Erections? Not my department.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 10:43 PM (a5ljo)

The Dwoctah is in!

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 10, 2011 06:46 PM (FBr/C)

169 Would it kill one of these Hollywood actresses to at least be libertarian? You can keep all your social issue cred, just get off the totalitarian government thing...

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:46 PM (nRTou)

170 Someone mentioned Charles Nelson Reilly earlier today and I've been re-watching clips of Match Game.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (o2lIv)

171 I'm in a New York state etc., Thanks for the heads up about the Jonathan Last piece. So the SCoaMF doodles portraits of himself? And mags feed that narcissism by printing photos of him with halos? And Oprah feeds it by referring to him as The One? And Chris Matthews feeds it with his pathetic man crush? He needs more Joe Wilson "you lie" moments to bring him down to earth.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (IsfUm)

172 Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 10:43 PM (niZvt)

I promised myself that I wouldn't say anything, but I was mixing drinks and I overheard some tripe about how all of the Republican candidates are "hateful."

I let loose with both barrels.

This won't be good for my sex life.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (LH6ir)

173 Only in this crazy, mixed up PC world would the NFL think that taking the "barbarity" out of the game is the reason for increased ratings. And the gay boy bands warming up the crowd before the season opener..........that's just terrific! I was watching my beloved FL State Seminoles this evening and one of our players made a great hit along the sidelines. HUGE pop and the opposing players helmet flew 5 feet straight up in the air! Clean hit.....unintentional helmet-to-helmet contact. 15-yard penalty! I could NOT F'n believe it. And the douche announcer is like.."Well, you gotta protect the players"..........FINE......keep them in the locker room and call the game off then!!!!

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (4t9J5)

174 155 The day CC isn't a perv is the day the terrorists will have really won.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (0N5Wr)

175 I am looking for anything happy. I just spent 3 hours with my in-laws, both of whom are shocked...SHOCKED...that I think Perry isn't a Jew hating crazy man who will drive this country to destruction.

I love them both; they are wonderful people, but they just don't get it.

Pray for me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at September 10, 2011 10:38 PM

Obama is a Jew hater who would party if Israel was a smoking hole. As far as destruction, what do they call what the SCOAMF is doing?

I assume they have fairly safe jobs or a well funded bank account that can withstand the ravages

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

176 As we reflect on the events of 10 years ago, it would be nice if all sides could resolve to invite AmericaÂ’s better angels back to the huddle.

We've gone through the left intentionally trying to lose a war and calling their domestic opponents NAZIs. The genie is out of the bottle, and it isn't going back until the left fundamentally changes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:48 PM (FBr/C)

177 I just pray he doesn't get one thin dime of extra stimulus spending. No matter how many trillions he tries to waste on Keynesian economics and fails to get results, this guy just keeps doubling down and asking for even MORE. There is just NO Learning Curve with Obama, altogether.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:49 PM (niZvt)

178

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 10:46 PM (AEIYh)

I ponder how some conservatives turn into libs, after 08 a good number of traitors have shown up

I say Mike Smerconish is the worst though, especially since he revealed his turn on Beck's show as a sub

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 06:49 PM (D6IZ4)

179 174 155 The day CC isn't a perv is the day the terrorists will have really won. Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:47 PM (0N5Wr) Just doing the job Illegal Aliens won't do...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:50 PM (niZvt)

180 This site is doing weird things. I can't seem to comment with any consistancy.

Cheers all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at September 10, 2011 06:50 PM (LH6ir)

181

Can anyone explain to me how Bloomberg's decision to exclude firefighters and clergy from the 9/11 memorial tomorrow is a good thing?

Does Bloomberg not realize that this ends his national political career ( and maybe any political career at all)?

Posted by: Arbalest at September 10, 2011 06:50 PM (KLCXX)

182 You're sweet Sven. Big hug.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (0N5Wr)

183 Okay, so maybe this was too much for the morning open thread, but it should certainly fit in with the ONT.

Only slightly NSFW, but not really.

The comments just kill me.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (piMMO)

184 I have att broadband and it is worthless. Not only has it been exceptionally slow the past couple of days, I keep losing my connection. I can't believe that they charge for this shit.

Posted by: mike at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (LdSDp)

185 hey guys guess what Kathleen Parker's figured it all out....

At the risk of sounding bossy: America, heal thyself. Please.Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 10:46 PM

Kathleen, at the risk of sounding insolent: Parker, fuck thyself

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

186 So, the libtards are in sort of back in love with their man, seeing as how he came across as so fucking mad at his speech, that booming campaign thing he threw in front of the joint session.

He has his new mad tone all set, ready for the fall session of the campaign.

They'll run with this for a while, see how the polls go.  You can bet that they poll-tested every phrase of that speech, although I don't know if the poll testing included the JEF delivering it in his Elmer Gantry character.

Maybe the Rs ought to all go out and get speech coaches, the same ones that coach all the NPR readers, you know, those soft mellow tones that speak education, breeding, niceness, moderation, all that.  It would be a nice contrast to the asshole with the big megaphone.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (4sQwu)

187 We've gone through the left intentionally trying to lose a war and calling their domestic opponents NAZIs. The genie is out of the bottle, and it isn't going back until the left fundamentally changes.

Yes.  At this stage I'm disinclined to be magnanimous after they spent five years trying to lose Iraq.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 10, 2011 06:51 PM (1+XRG)

188 So, Kathleen Parker, all the animosity in the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s didn't presage the 00's, but somehow was a temporal echo of 9/11? Or, maybe, KP is on drugs. Seriously, the left has wanted to burn the right on a stake since the French Revolution. This is not new.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 06:52 PM (bxiXv)

189 You can keep all your social issue cred, just get off the totalitarian government thing...

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:46 PM (nRTou)

I'm having trouble remembering which element of conservatism people of good faith are supposed to HATE nowadays.

It was the socons at one point because they seem to have a problem with the Left's only real sacrament.

But then it was the foreign policy cons - they were war mongering Islamophobes going after poor kite flying Saddam Hussein who just wanted to gas and rape his people in peace.

But now with the rise of the tea party, those guys are acceptable conservatives. It is the people that, gasp, want to stop, or even maybe roll back, Gaia forbid!, the growth of government.

So, I'm guessing being a real libertarian, and not a dopetarian, would be a problem now for the Hollywood elite.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 06:52 PM (FBr/C)

190 181 Arbalest,

he doesn't care had we not won or God lost seats in '10 he was considering a vanity run, he's worth a lot and he is "lecturing America" as to who is really important.....

he knows that what America really needs is politicians on that podium who had ntohing to do with that day and no reminder of the fallen...we need Mike No Salt B and Barry S...

that'll "bring back the better angels of our nature"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:52 PM (AEIYh)

191 "Oh, and Mila Kunis, wherever you are out there .... FUCK YOU TOO !!! Posted by: kbdabear " I read about some idiot political comment from her a couple days ago and have already forgotten what it was. The Stupid, it is strong in Hollywood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 06:53 PM (IsfUm)

192 Thank You. Assholes like her and Peggy Noonan were the Republican Cheerleaders for the election of a freaking Socialist as President of the United States of America. Now they float up on every channel EXCEPT FNC, 'cause they think they are too damned High Brow to relate to common Americans.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:54 PM (niZvt)

193 A part of me just wants the Republicans to say "Alright Barky, we'll vote for your American Jobs Act. No excuses this time. This one's on you."

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 06:54 PM (nRTou)

194 Why can't the entertainment types stick to f_cking and acting, the only things they're good at?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 06:54 PM (IsfUm)

195 Anybody heard from Peaches or is she being drunk and disorderly with journolist in some dark dank bar that allows smoking in LA?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:54 PM (0N5Wr)

196

190 sven10077:

So, when the fool's term is up, we endure no more of his bad breath? I'll buy that.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 10, 2011 06:55 PM (KLCXX)

197 192 CC,

well if it is any consolation he is gonna have to keep up his angry President routine to keep her and piggy hot for him.....

he'll sink or swim in part on whether or not he keeps the crossover GOP women.....

I'd like to think not after all you only touch your first tit once but.....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:55 PM (AEIYh)

198 The only pro military films in this era, are Iron Man, even though they have the evil
contractor with first Jeff Bridges and Sam Rockwell, and the Transformer films. The only one that has coldly depicted the enemy is the Kingdom, which I like to call CSI Riyadh. Hollywood hates Iraq (Elah, Home of the Brave, et al) but it got so bad they condemned our involvement in Afghanistan in that Lions film with Tom Cruise.

Posted by: ian cormac at September 10, 2011 06:55 PM (z2F2b)

199 184 I have att broadband and it is worthless. Not only has it been exceptionally slow the past couple of days, I keep losing my connection. I can't believe that they charge for this shit. Posted by: mike at September 10, 2011 10:51 PM (LdSDp) I've heard that from customers of *every* ISP and cable / phone / broadband provider. Everybody just makes everything like the lowest bidder these days, including service. I am regularly shocked at just how crappy some things are made when they don't have to be. When you think about it, I can buy a handgun designed to contain explosions by the thousands over years and it has a lifetime warranty (most manufacturers). I buy a phone that is nothing more than a small radio and I have to pay to get two years warranty, and it's assumed we'll just throw it away after a couple years. What's up with that?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 06:56 PM (bxiXv)

200 Oh well, time to hang it up. I don't know where you guys (on the East Coast, anyway) get the energy to carry on all night long... but I have to conserve my precious bodily fluids and get some sleep. 'Night.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 10, 2011 06:56 PM (niZvt)

201 Autoimmune disease is no joke. Once diagnosed you really can't screw around avoiding doctor's appointments and routine diagnostics. Not having your own immune system playing for the same team really complicates life and a sincerely hope none of your morons ever get diagnosed with one.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 10, 2011 06:56 PM (ijjAe)

202 Wasn't it Mila Kunis who recently said in an interview that communism only sounds good in theory?

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 06:56 PM (piMMO)

203 I'm not watching Bloomberg's fiasco either. One of the sites mentioned that he claims he can't have representatives of the first responders, or clergy because there isn't room. How about booting some of the politicians out of their seats? Except for Rudy, why the hell do all these politicians have to be there? Even Snopes is coming down hard on him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 06:58 PM (IsfUm)

204 Wasn't it Mila Kunis who recently said in an interview that communism only sounds good in theory?

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM (piMMO)

Doubt it, she is the one though who said the other day that she loves Obama and anyone her age that is a republican is delusional.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 06:58 PM (MtwBb)

205 193 Johnny,

Want to know how you know that Noonan and Parker would fellate Barack in front of their husbands?

THERE IS NO BILL!

That's right SOOPERPRESIDENT skipped town whining it wasn't passed and never sent it up....the newesies "leave that out"......

Boehner's got him cornered in a way....all Boehner has to do is add non pork amendments securing the roadmap to it daring reid to jam it up or Bambi to veto it

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 06:58 PM (AEIYh)

206 Night CC. Lights out at Stately Wayne Manor.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 06:58 PM (0N5Wr)

207

Kathleen Fucking Parker?

She fucked the entire football team in College including the water boy and coaches daughter.

Also none of the football team went back a 2nd time, like fucking a robot was the phrase..

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 06:59 PM (wSbVg)

208 Yep.

Mila Kunis on Casual Sex: ‘It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails’

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 06:59 PM (piMMO)

209 "Someday, Hollywood might man up and actually make a movie that depicts Islamic Terrorists as they really are instead of making the terrorists some neo-Nazi group or Aliens or something that nobody would actually believe." What about Peter Berg's "The Kingdom"? Also, "The Stoning of Soraya M.," while not about terrorists, certainly shows the ugly side of Islam.

Posted by: BornLib at September 10, 2011 06:59 PM (zpNwC)

210 207 Jake,

it's surreal....

seriously I guess Eliot Spitzer's choad is still on her tastebuds

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:00 PM (AEIYh)

211 As If, found this from an article on Fox News:

GQ: Your new movie is called Friends with Benefits. Ever been in one of those relationships?

Mila Kunis: Oy. I haven’t, but I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?

I'm torqued at her for saying that people are stupid for not loving Obama.



Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 07:00 PM (Zgfnd)

212 Night CC.
Lights out at Stately Wayne Manor.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 10:58 PM (0N5W

No shit, where does CC live that you can buy that much land without winning the lottery first?

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:00 PM (MtwBb)

213

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 10:59 PM (piMMO)

so she fails at sex?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:01 PM (D6IZ4)

214 212 Theresa,

she's immune to the pain....hell if life for you is already unicorn farts and candycane cannons why not?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:01 PM (AEIYh)

215 Sven, Yeah, I know. But the media makes us play against a stacked deck. I know it doesn't make sense financially or economically to pass his plan (or whatever) and that is obviously what's important, but we know the us-them game they're playing.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 07:01 PM (nRTou)

216 202 Wasn't it Mila Kunis who recently said in an interview that communism only sounds good in theory?
Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM

Every time that skinny scrunt opens her piehole, I say "Shut up, Meg!"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

217 Ha, I saw that particular stormtrooper this year at Dragoncon.


Geek and proud of it.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 10, 2011 07:02 PM (Opyrm)

218 127 These day's I'm wondering if all those invasive screening tests are worth the hassle and indignity.  It seems like when they actually find something they can't do much but stretch the end out a bit.

Yeah, I'm with you on that in general, but I'm pretty sure that colon cancer is very slow-growing, and detectable early, so that test is probably worth it, despite all the indignity. During, having the right drugs are key. My last one, which was so long ago that I'm, ugh, due for another, the drugs were such that I woke up slightly during, to mention that I could use more drugs, and was somehow not bothered at all by what was taking place. Must be date rape drugs or something. But of course the real indignity is the time before the procedure, what doctors call the "prep." I won't tell you what I call it, except that the phrase "Jacuzzi jet" figures in.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2011 07:02 PM (2IW5Q)

219

Posted by: BornLib at September 10, 2011 10:59 PM (zpNwC) 

There have been some really good documentaries made about radical Islam these past few years.  The most informative ones I have are Iranium, Farewell Israel:  Bush, Iran, and the Rise of Islam, and of course, the Path to 9/11 (logprof earlier posted the link for the YouTube vids).


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 07:03 PM (c0A3e)

220

Kathleen Parker is not a conservative

AntiAbortion

Pro Gun

Small govmnt

 

she can't check any of the above boxes

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 07:03 PM (wSbVg)

221 That cat isn't fat. It's just big-boneded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 10, 2011 07:03 PM (21lBC)

222 I didn't expect much when I went to see The Kingdom but I was wrong. The film was unflinching in its portrayal of the bad guys.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 07:04 PM (0N5Wr)

223 Mike, I normally do well with ATT,but have had problems starting late afternoon today.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 07:04 PM (IsfUm)

224 BTW, Torchwood: Miracle Day ended happily last night. Captain Jack and CIA agents Rex and Esther all took bullets through the heart. Spoiler alert: Planet Earth was saved.

I haven't enjoyed a TV episode this much since Juliet kicked the crap out of Dr Jack on Lost.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 10, 2011 07:04 PM (a5ljo)

225 can anyone tell me if Smerconish was always a candy ass RINO before his turn in 08?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:05 PM (D6IZ4)

226 +1 on The Kingdom

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 07:05 PM (wSbVg)

227 221 Jake,

ah come now we must not judge I am certain she stands with us on national security-oops

market directed economics-oops

strict construction and original intent in law-oops

yeah well hey as they say "if she votes with you once...the tent is big enough"....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:06 PM (AEIYh)

228 I'm torqued at her for saying that people are stupid for not loving Obama.

Not all twenty-somethings are like our dear Miss 80s Baby.

Kunis isn't illiterate and actually seems to be interested in the process, so there's still time to learn.

Remember what Churchill said.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 07:06 PM (piMMO)

229 223 I didn't expect much when I went to see The Kingdom but I was wrong. The film was unflinching in its portrayal of the bad guys. Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 11:04 PM (0N5Wr) The last couple of minutes pissed me off, but the rest of it was vintage Mike Mann. I need to watch that again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:06 PM (bxiXv)

230

oh yes,

That bra holster is a good way to shoot your boob

I would not reccomend it

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 07:07 PM (wSbVg)

231 there's a Tea Party Debate on CNN monday?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:07 PM (D6IZ4)

232 can anyone tell me if Smerconish was always a candy ass RINO before his turn in 08?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 11:05 PM (D6IZ4)

Yeah, he was a neo con for awhile after 9/11. A true neocon, never served. After he figured his little candy ass was safe he went back to the dark side.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:07 PM (MtwBb)

233 and of course, the Path to 9/11 (logprof earlier posted the link for the YouTube vids).


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 11:03 PM (c0A3e)

--Re-post

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 07:08 PM (lh7Yc)

234 Wasn't it Mila Kunis who recently said in an interview that communism only sounds good in theory?

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM (piMMO)


She did say that. Well, a broken clock is right twice a day, yeah?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 07:09 PM (YxBuk)

235

oh yes,

That bra holster is a good way to shoot your boob

I would not reccomend it

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 11:07 PM (wSbVg)

boy that's the truth, you don't want to be getting ready to fire a round while the gun is pointed at your heart.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:09 PM (MtwBb)

236 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:09 PM (fyOgS)

237

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 11:07 PM (MtwBb)

it always bothered me that he pulled his little stunt to get on MSNBC's Green Room on Beck's show after Beck trusted him to sub. I'm no Beck fan but I found that utterly dispeciable, anyone know if Beck has ever mentioned him since?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:09 PM (D6IZ4)

238 Kunis isn't illiterate and actually seems to be interested in the process, so there's still time to learn.

Remember what Churchill said.
Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 11:06 PM

She said she doesn't even know how to write an email

She can read a script as long as they don't use big words, that's about it.

When you already know it all like Mila does, you can't learn

As far as what Churchill said, Jane Fonda is 74

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2011 07:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

239 That bra holster is a good way to shoot your boob I would not reccomend it Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 11:07 PM (wSbVg) I was waiting for her to have a ND. Notice how on the first draw she covered her arm with the muzzle with her finger on the trigger. "Here, we're going to give a novice a loaded gun and see what happens!" Also, if she stood up straight it would print.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:10 PM (bxiXv)

240 Damn, they got to her. Them bastards got to Mila.

Pity.

She's still smokin' pretty.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:10 PM (WCm02)

241 Only halfway through The Path to 9/11 but it's only the second time I've seen it since it originally aired.  Hard to get enough Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 07:11 PM (lh7Yc)

242 That cat isn't fat. It's just big-boneded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 10, 2011 11:03 PM (21lBC)


reubenesque

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2011 07:11 PM (h+qn8)

243

So I know we always joke about robtr stalking my house, but last night, unfortunately, I had a real prowler in my backyard.

Took the dog out about 9:15 for his last potty break when he turned to stare off down the yard at full alert with his hair standing up. I turned to look at what he was looking at and there was a person frozen about halfway down the yard.

I ran so fast into the house, the dog cleared two steps in one leap. I slammed and locked the door and the person apparently hopped the fence into my neighbor's yard. Called my neighbors but they didn't see anything and told me to call the police, which I did. The police couldn't find the person.

This morning went to check the yard and there was a discarded cup at the end of my yard and footprints by the fence where the guy pulled himself up.

Needless to say I am a bit anxious this evening. I am very glad my son was at his dad's, he's already going through a bit of anxiety about bad guys.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

244 It was nice that they let Vickers back on the track...eventually. I thought they were going to make him sit in the officials' office for the whole race.

Posted by: Methos at September 10, 2011 10:36 PM (sOXQX)


Richmond seems to bring out the best in drivers. MrsCaniac and I were there in 08 when this happened. Funny part about it was that you could hear him changing gears as he was doing it, but then he told the radio reporter that his throttle hung.

Posted by: MrCaniac with a shotgun at September 10, 2011 07:11 PM (GomcF)

245 Wasn't it Mila Kunis who recently said in an interview that communism only sounds good in theory?

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM (piMMO)


She did say that. Well, a broken clock is right twice a day, yeah?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 11:09 PM (YxBuk)

Well, no, because Communism doesn't even sound good in theory.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:12 PM (CN+Qv)

246 232 there's a Tea Party Debate on CNN monday? Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 11:07 PM (D6IZ4) Presumably between Markos Moulitsas, Andrew Sullivan, Rachel Maddow and Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:12 PM (bxiXv)

247 That cat isn't fat. It's just big-boneded.

Me too.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 10, 2011 07:12 PM (piMMO)

248 244 PGiS,

find out what is allowed as a weapon in your area and arm yourself w/it.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:13 PM (AEIYh)

249 243 That cat isn't fat. It's just big-boneded. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 10, 2011 11:03 PM (21lBC) reubenesque Posted by: willow at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (h+qn Zaftig.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:13 PM (bxiXv)

250 Anyone doubting the validity of that NBC report that regional accents getting stronger didn't just see Kevin Harvick's crew chief interviewed.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 07:13 PM (nRTou)

251

Needless to say I am a bit anxious this evening. I am very glad my son was at his dad's, he's already going through a bit of anxiety about bad guys.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

You should go with me to wades and learn how to shoot and buy yourself some protection, also if you need anything give me a call

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:14 PM (MtwBb)

252 247 Mero,

you forgot "Moderated by Gnome Chompsky"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:14 PM (AEIYh)

253 covered in blood and half naked--near the Hooters

AKA Friday Night

Posted by: Frank G at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (1rPxL)

254 Damn pGiS, that's spooky stuff there. Got a gun?

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (Ybl9g)

255 As far as what Churchill said, Jane Fonda is 74

Which proves his point!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (piMMO)

256

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 11:10 PM (bxiXv)

 

Also after she AD'd into her boob it would then hit the artery in her arm, and then bleed out quick.

Any chick with the right bra and shirt can carry a Bazooka and no one would notice, since they are all peeking at her boob-age

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (wSbVg)

257 252 Robtr,

legality in Washinstan may be a problem...

if not I'd look into a Chiappa Rhino loaded w/.38sp glaser safety slugs

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (AEIYh)

258 Big-Boned?

Have you ever seen a fat skeleton?

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:15 PM (WCm02)

259 Zaftig
uh hmm

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2011 07:16 PM (h+qn8)

260 256 Eric cartman,

OR that she is gonna live to be 180

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:16 PM (AEIYh)

261 In LA, just about every conservative talk radio wonk flipped sides. Except for Larry Elder.

Posted by: mike at September 10, 2011 07:16 PM (uVOkf)

262

PGIS

be careful, lock all the doors, keep outside lights on, get legal protection, and have a cell ready to dial. I've got kind of a bad hobby of studying serial killers and I don't like hearing suspicions going-ons like that

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:16 PM (D6IZ4)

263

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

Dear Lord...that is creepy as hell.  Thankfully your son wasn't there...

At least your neighbors know about this intrusion and they should keep a close eye on your yard for a while.  If any of them have guns, tell them to shoot to kill if they see the guy again.

Stay safe, PGiS!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 07:16 PM (c0A3e)

264 Jesus, PGiS!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 07:17 PM (SsG4J)

265 She did say that. Well, a broken clock is right twice a day, yeah?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath

 

I swear to God, every time I see your new nic, I think it says

Rum, High Fructose Sociopath

Crazy but sweet  ..... 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at September 10, 2011 07:17 PM (sJTmU)

266 253 Bwhahahahaha.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 07:17 PM (0N5Wr)

267 262 Mike,

yeah well deep in enemy territory with moonbat management breathing down your neck probably.....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:17 PM (AEIYh)

268 Well, no, because Communism doesn't even sound good in theory.

Sure it does. They think Communism means everything is equal and everyone gets the same stuff. To them it sounds great.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 07:18 PM (YxBuk)

269 Robtr,

legality in Washinstan may be a problem...

if not I'd look into a Chiappa Rhino loaded w/.38sp glaser safety slugs

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:15 PM (AEIYh)

 

It isn't we have reasonble gun laws here plus CC permits are simple to get as long as you are not a crimminal. Plus we have a castle doctrin of sorts. If someone is in your house you can shoot first and retreat later.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:18 PM (MtwBb)

270

Crazy but sweet .....

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at September 10, 2011 11:17 PM (sJTmU)

That's even better than what she has now!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)

271 OR that she is gonna live to be 180

She would, the bitch.

And, just for the record, I don't even think the scene in the excessive machine was hot.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 07:19 PM (piMMO)

272 Wow, PGiS, way too scary!  You definitely need to protect yourself.  Sending up prayers for your safety. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (Zgfnd)

273

Well, no, because Communism doesn't even sound good in theory.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 11:12 PM (CN+Qv)

Works for us...your mileage may very.

Posted by: Ants at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (FBr/C)

274 Over at Drudge he is linking the NYT page one story for tomorrow, about how the Ds are in the dumps over the SCOAMF's prospects.

Pull quote: “In my district, the enthusiasm for him has mostly evaporated,” said Representative Peter A. DeFazio, Democrat of Oregon. “There is tremendous discontent with his direction.”

If you think the motherfucker is toast now, wait until after Greece goes under, and like dominos, so do Spain, Portugal, and Ireland.  And after that, just for a little encore, if the Dow has not dropped another third or so, a successful AQ dirtybomb will cloud up something like the port of Long Beach or something.  DJIA headed for something like 5000 after that.

The Rs could run Alfred E. Neuman against the JEF and he would win in a landslide.  Alfred.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (4sQwu)

275 269 Rum,

only the liberal mind can simultaneously believe that the concentration of maximum wealth, political power. and influence in a lower number of hands leads to more ethical and equitable behavior while hating the corporate expression of that same notion......

tells me it is about the power not the wealth distribution

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (AEIYh)

276 Any chick with the right bra and shirt can carry a Bazooka and no one would notice, since they are all peeking at her boob-age Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 11:15 PM (wSbVg) Someone told me there's a gun in this picture, but I can't see it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (bxiXv)

277

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

 

Buy a Glock, it sucks to be unarmed...

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 07:20 PM (wSbVg)

278 251 Anyone doubting the validity of that NBC report that regional accents getting stronger didn't just see Kevin Harvick's crew chief interviewed.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 11:13 PM (nRTou)

Jimmie Johnson just pulled out a six-shooter! Clear the street!

(Film at eleven)

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:21 PM (WCm02)

279 Sure it does. They think Communism means everything is equal and everyone gets the same stuff. To them it sounds great.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 11:18 PM (YxBuk)

That only sounds good to them because they are idiots. No Hollywood starlet wants to be equal with everyone else.  Nobody would pay attention to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:21 PM (CN+Qv)

280

You should go with me to wades and learn how to shoot and buy yourself some protection, also if you need anything give me a call

I may take you up on the invitation to Wades. I used to shoot, but sold my gun when the boy was born. Am seriously considering re-arming myself though.

The 911 call was interesting when I told the guy the person in my yard was in a white or light colored shirt he asked "was it a white sweatshirt?" but it wasn't, and then he asked "was it a teenager" I couldn't tell, the person was just tall. But that led me to believe that possibly there had been other calls.

The 911 operator was asking me to describe the person and I was thinking to myself "dude, there was a guy in my yard, I bolted into the house, I didn't stop to take inventory."

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

281

Works for us...your mileage may very.

Posted by: Ants at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (FBr/C)

You have a queen. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:22 PM (CN+Qv)

282 The Rs could run Alfred E. Neuman against the JEF and he would win in a landslide.  Alfred.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind

I think that Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Mellencamp  IS Alfred E. Neuman!

What, he's worried?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at September 10, 2011 07:22 PM (sJTmU)

283 283 Oldcat,

so does Massachewsuts

//Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:22 PM (AEIYh)

284 I may take you up on the invitation to Wades. I used to shoot, but sold my gun when the boy was born. Am seriously considering re-arming myself though. Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:21 PM (RZ8pf) Yes, you should.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:23 PM (bxiXv)

285 So that's the cunt who vampired that old guy? I woulda ripped off her head and shit down her throat. The dude must be a saint.

Posted by: Corona at September 10, 2011 07:23 PM (fh2Y7)

286
What about Peter Berg's "The Kingdom"?

Posted by: BornLib at September 10, 2011 10:59 PM (zpNwC)

The Kingdom was GREAT!  Can't recommend it enough.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 07:24 PM (4q6A5)

287

 may take you up on the invitation to Wades. I used to shoot, but sold my gun when the boy was born. Am seriously considering re-arming myself though.

Anytime, I taught both my girls to shoot and gave them each a Browning High Power 9mm, they are happy to have them and my oldest is a CU liberal.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:24 PM (MtwBb)

288

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:22 PM (AEIYh)

I'll take the ant.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:24 PM (CN+Qv)

289 Evening all.  Next round's on me.  Scotch work for everyone?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2011 07:24 PM (pIKsj)

290 PGiS, One word: grenades. I won't say anything more on the subject.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 07:25 PM (0N5Wr)

291

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (4sQwu)

one more big event and he's absolutely done, even Palin could have a shot at him then. He's been graded on a curve, w/ bumps for any reason. People want him to suceed. However since the downgraded, people are sick of waiting for him to suceed and he hit new lows. Patience is wearing thin.

to compare, when you round Obama's RCP average on Election Night 2010 you get 45% today he's at 43%

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 07:25 PM (D6IZ4)

292 The dude must be a saint.

She probably didn't start in with teeth first, and she might not have started at his neck.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 07:25 PM (SsG4J)

293 PSAGIS, you can bypass the lessons, and just get yourself a 12 gage pump shotgun.  The sound alone, of one racking a load into the chamber, is enough to scare off most prowlers.

Easier to point a long gun and get accuracy, and with an improved cylinder choke and buckshot, you just have to get sort of in the neighborhood.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 07:26 PM (4sQwu)

294 I worked F16s for approximately 16-17 years. I really hate to say it but I believe the F-16 story to be somewhat bogus. F-16s always fly with 510 rounds TP (target practice) bullets in the gun drum or at least the empty shells. This has to do more with center of gravity purposes than being armed. The gun may have been cold which means safe and unable to fire but that would have taken less than 30 seconds to rectify. You mean to tell me they had no aircraft with a full load of rounds in the drum that was flyable? And even though it was peacetime, why at Andrews AFB which is a heartbeat from DC, did they not have a zulu alert? We had one at Homestead AFB and all we had to worry about was Cuba. Even TP rounds could take out an airliner if the pilot is any good.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 10, 2011 07:27 PM (ekWve)

295 273 Well, no, because Communism doesn't even sound good in theory.

I'm thinking that Obama's version was probably quite palatable to them...at first.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 10, 2011 11:19 PM (vbh31)

Yea, Obama's just another who hasn't "done it right". Maybe next time. Stay tuned....

Americans need to make sure these Messianic Leftists never get another chance here. God Bless America. God, save the world.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:28 PM (WCm02)

296 Oh goody Boston Police are looking for a 18 foot Penske rental truck full of blue 55 gallon drums of an unknown substance.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 10, 2011 07:28 PM (ijjAe)

297

one more big event and he's absolutely done, even Palin could have a shot at him then. He's been graded on a curve, w/ bumps for any reason. People want him to suceed. However since the downgraded, people are sick of waiting for him to suceed and he hit new lows. Patience is wearing thin.

to compare, when you round Obama's RCP average on Election Night 2010 you get 45% today he's at 43%

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at September 10, 2011 11:25 PM (D6IZ4)

You have to remember that like the Sandanistas in their election, there's a number of people who will like about their support for Obama to pollsters. Nobody likes to be a racist, but us crazies.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:28 PM (CN+Qv)

298

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 11:25 PM (0N5Wr)

As always, I like how you think! 

There's probably going to be a glut of those on the market thanks to Libya being the worlds-largest open air arms bazaar post Ghadaffi. 

Seriously, I'm more worried about those unsecured SAMs.  Some estimates I've seen indicate that the Ghadaffi regime left approximately 20,000 surface-to-air missiles behind during the rebel attacks.  And some of those are modern Russian versions...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)

299 Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (4sQwu)

I can't get my hopes up too high; leftards always say they're disgruntled with their candidates, but they tend to forget that once the GOP candidate has been chosen and the MFM starts in with the smears.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 07:29 PM (SsG4J)

300 298 The drums contain pudding.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:30 PM (fyOgS)

301  We had one at Homestead AFB and all we had to worry about was Cuba. Even TP rounds could take out an airliner if the pilot is any good.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 10, 2011 11:27 PM (ekWve)

I read the story in the Seattle Times today. They had just got back from dogfight traning somewhere so they had whatever rounds they use for that, blanks or whatever.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:30 PM (MtwBb)

302 Well, just so you all don't have to check -- MSNBC is running the stories of how our chickens came home to roost and CNN is showing clips of Cindy Sheehan and Whathernamewiththemosque Kahn.  Sheehan knew as soon as the planes hit the towers that her son was going to die in 2004. 

MSNBC, CNN and Obama are stuttering clusterfucks of miserable failures.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at September 10, 2011 07:30 PM (doj+Z)

303

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

I think you might know me, maybe not.  In either event, get a few cans of "Halt!" dog repellant (bicycle shops), and maybe a can of bear repellant (try a real gunshop). Also, get a Maglite, 6-C-cells (easier to grip). Carry a cellphone with you.

Guns are good too, and you should have one, but when you need to use it, will you ... immediately?

Hosing off some fool with dog- or -bear repellant ... who would hesitate? Why? He may need 30 minutes to an hour being washed, but his is a small price ... he won't be dead.

The Maglite is to see what you're looking at, and maybe to transfer knowledge ... a couple of good knots on the head, makbe a good crack across the upper shin ... the body willl acquire immediate knowledge (the size of the resulting bumps inticate the amount) that will be immediately tranferred to the brain.

Then make a call. In my experience at least, the police are always glad to haul.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 10, 2011 07:30 PM (KLCXX)

304 Wow,Michigans defense did a fine job.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:31 PM (fyOgS)

305 TD in 30 seconds.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:32 PM (fyOgS)

306 I can't get my hopes up too high; leftards always say they're disgruntled with their candidates, but they tend to forget that once the GOP candidate has been chosen and the MFM starts in with the smears.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

They tend to stay home rather than switch sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:32 PM (CN+Qv)

307 We have a short strip of field behind my apartment building and some pretty big weed bushes grew near the street behind us.  The apartment manager and I were taking a walk one evening just as it was getting dark and we came upon some guy who was hiding in the weeds, who ran like hell when he saw us coming up to him.  It looked like he had set up a little camp in there, at least there was a sleeping bag.  The manager called the police the next day, and now those bushes get trimmed down every year.  

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 07:32 PM (Zgfnd)

308 I watched Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps today for the first time ( I had avoided it forever ) and I was shocked how fairly even-handed it was. I was expecting a total in-the-tank liberal capitalism-is-evil Oliver Stone film, but it wasn't too bad. I mean, the movie sucked... it just wasn't hardcore leftist.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 07:33 PM (nRTou)

309 295 PSAGIS, you can bypass the lessons, and just get yourself a 12 gage pump shotgun. The sound alone, of one racking a load into the chamber, is enough to scare off most prowlers. Easier to point a long gun and get accuracy, and with an improved cylinder choke and buckshot, you just have to get sort of in the neighborhood. Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 10, 2011 11:26 PM (4sQwu) OMFG don't listen to this unless you want to shoot your neighbors. Or your kid. There is no such thing as "in the neighborhood" with any gun, at household distances a little bit of off-angle is still a miss, and you're still responsible for where those projectiles go. You still have to aim a shotgun. It doesn't magically spread out over several feet across a room and if it did it would be USELESS because you'd hit everything but the intruder. And the only wasted training is training by people like this.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:33 PM (bxiXv)

310 WoW!

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:35 PM (WCm02)

311 I've always thought a Maglite to the balls would work well.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 07:36 PM (0N5Wr)

312 Fortunately the ND defense also sucks.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:36 PM (fyOgS)

313 80 yards in 28 seconds for Michigan.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:37 PM (fyOgS)

314 PSAGIS, you can bypass the lessons, and just get yourself a 12 gage pump shotgun.  The sound alone, of one racking a load into the chamber, is enough to scare off most prowlers.

Yep.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 07:37 PM (piMMO)

315 Ah,now the fucking review.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:38 PM (fyOgS)

316 'Night rons

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 10, 2011 07:38 PM (ijjAe)

317

They tend to stay home rather than switch sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 11:32 PM (CN+Qv)

I agree, but I just don't see this happening when they realize Our First Black President might lose. I hope I'm wrong.


Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)

318 I've always thought a Maglite to the balls would work well.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 11:36 PM (0N5Wr)

If you are that close, you are unlikely to be able to swing it there with force.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:39 PM (CN+Qv)

319 318 Yeah,a drugged up asshole is not going to even know what the sound is.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:40 PM (fyOgS)

320

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (RZ8pf)

Holy shit, PGiS. Do you have a gun?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 07:40 PM (otfJ1)

321

I read the story in the Seattle Times today. They had just got back from dogfight traning somewhere so they had whatever rounds they use for that, blanks or whatever.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 11:30 PM (MtwBb)

Okay, read the story. The line says they were still equipped with "dummy" bullets from the prior mission. Those are still real bullets and will cause damage, they just don't explode on impact like HEI which is the standard load for a real world mission.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 10, 2011 07:40 PM (ekWve)

322 Good idea to have a dog. Beagles are very good at scaring people off when the start barking and howling.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, O is SCFOAMF at September 10, 2011 07:40 PM (0N5Wr)

323 Not yep to the lessons....just to the sound.

I took lessons for my handgun and I'm glad I did.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 07:40 PM (piMMO)

324 311 Mero,

if you can make FtF contact witth her get a peek at the place and look at the perimeter and materials of the area.  Overpenetration is a real danger, and no matter how alarmed you are it is never a good idea to say good evening with a slug at your neighbors.  You're right about the shotgun, you have to select the correct ammo regardless of weapon...if the houses/condos whatev are more than w/in 30 feet of each other I would honestly consider the revolver...

The nice thing about the new chiappa Rhino is it fires from the bottom of the barrel housing making snap shooting if need be aimed by the wrist and the recoil vectored along the center of the arm and out the elbow....

add in the Glasers and Overpentration is lessened as a risk.

here is a review of it...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3v3mlha

easily concealable, effective enough power, and ergonomically designed for easier shooting coupled with revolver reliability....

get the training and if there is a CCW law in your city get one.

PGiS be safe

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (AEIYh)

325

I agree, but I just don't see this happening when they realize Our First Black President might lose. I hope I'm wrong.


Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)

Liberals are racist. They liked him because he was liberal, not black.

The indys were the ones that loved the idea of a race free world. They are already lost to him.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (CN+Qv)

326
only the liberal mind can simultaneously believe that the concentration of maximum wealth, political power. and influence in a lower number of hands leads to more ethical and equitable behavior while hating the corporate expression of that same notion......

It is indeed interesting. Ask a liberal in 2005 if we should "trust the government" and they'd call you a fascist, NAZI, poopy head. Ask them there should be a comprehensive "social net" and they'd agree. Apparently, while not trusting the people they were empowering.

Of course now anyone who doesn't trust the government is a fascist, NAZI, poopy head.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (FBr/C)

327 those Air Force boys don't leave F-16s sitting around with no ammo

not from they've been telling for like, forever.  Even TP rounds would do

no weapons makes their multi-million dollar aircraft a flying dildo

Posted by: Group Capt Lionel Mandrake at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (UqKQV)

328 That's my Fightin' Irish, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: Palandine at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (g7D8V)

329 With all due respect, that is not very sound advice. And the thing about the intimidation factor of cycling a round should be listed in a treatise entitled "Home Defense Myths". JMO. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 10, 2011 11:38 PM (vbh31) It may or may not scare them off, but it will definitely tell them where you are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

330

I agree, but I just don't see this happening when they realize Our First Black President might lose. I hope I'm wrong.


Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J

The hard core dems will vote happily for Obama as will black people who are the hard core dems these days.

The kids that were in college that can't find a job that voted last time won't or they may even change sides if the polls can be believed.

 

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:41 PM (MtwBb)

331

Works for us...your mileage may very.

Posted by: Ants at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (FBr/C)

You have a queen. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 11:22 PM (CN+Qv)

Yeah, so do you.

Posted by: Ants at September 10, 2011 07:42 PM (FBr/C)

332 Ahh,the tears of ND fans are sweet.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:42 PM (fyOgS)

333 318 Soap,

if you live in the boonies and KNOW how to shoot it is not the worst advice....

still I heard a guy once say that deer slugs were the best home defense round...

"really".....

yeah look physics live on Earth folks and if you pull that trigger you ARE in fact responsible for the kinetic impact and damage

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:43 PM (AEIYh)

334 It is indeed interesting. Ask a liberal in 2005 if we should "trust the government" and they'd call you a fascist, NAZI, poopy head. Ask them there should be a comprehensive "social net" and they'd agree. Apparently, while not trusting the people they were empowering.

Of course now anyone who doesn't trust the government is a fascist, NAZI, poopy head.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 11:41 PM (FBr/C)

Its simple, The Few hands they want power in are their own. That's all there ever is to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:43 PM (CN+Qv)

335

Buy a Glock, it sucks to be unarmed...

Posted by: jake at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (wSbVg)

I prefer the Sig but agree that it sucks to be unarmed.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 07:43 PM (otfJ1)

336 Notre Lame is 0-2








Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 07:43 PM (lh7Yc)

337 327 311 Mero, if you can make FtF contact witth her get a peek at the place and look at the perimeter and materials of the area. Overpenetration is a real danger, and no Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:41 PM (AEIYh) Not practical but it sounds like she has "neighbors" who can help, I hope.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:43 PM (bxiXv)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 07:44 PM (c0A3e)

339

Posted by: Group Capt Lionel Mandrake at September 10, 2011 11:41 PM (UqKQV)

A sign in a weapons load training hanger I once saw stated that "without weapons, an F-16 was just another unscheduled airline."

Posted by: Bill R. at September 10, 2011 07:44 PM (ekWve)

340 131 So AP signed a new contract with the Vikings, making him the highest paid running back in NFL history.  Take notes, asshats who think like the moronic Chris Johnson: you don't need to hold out and be a prick to get a good deal.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 10:35 PM (lh7Yc)

 

I have to strongly disagree about AP. I am a huge OU fan, and loved him throughout his college career and early nfl career. But he made a comment about how the poor nfl players were the equivalent to slaves to the nfl owners during the lockout. What a fucked up attitude, guy does what he loves, is worshiped, makes more money then he will ever need.

Nope, lost all respect for him that day..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 07:44 PM (R21xD)

341 With all due respect, that is not very sound advice. And the thing about the intimidation factor of cycling a round should be listed in a treatise entitled "Home Defense Myths". JMO.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 10, 2011 11:38 PM (vbh31)

It may or may not scare them off, but it will definitely tell them where you are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 11:41 PM (bxiXv)

If you want a sound, pick a 120 dB siren.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:44 PM (CN+Qv)

342 Y'all are mean. ND graduates are people too!

Posted by: Palandine at September 10, 2011 07:44 PM (g7D8V)

343 Yeah,that story is nonsense.Training 20mm will be good enough to down an airliner.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:45 PM (fyOgS)

344 The kids that were in college that can't find a job that voted last time won't or they may even change sides if the polls can be believed. ----- I think the "change" factor was huge during the '08 election (more than hope). Well, the change we've seen has been terrible. How to you rally first time voters the same way in '12? You can't.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 07:45 PM (nRTou)

345 With all due respect, that is not very sound advice. And the thing about the intimidation factor of cycling a round should be listed in a treatise entitled "Home Defense Myths". JMO.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 10, 2011 11:38 PM (vbh31)

Yup, if you are not planning on shooting it and know how to hit what you are shooting at and again, planning on shooting it. Don't get one, someone will take it away from you.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:45 PM (MtwBb)

346

Beagles are very good at scaring people off when the start barking and howling.

I think Buddy would've barked if I'd given him the chance. He has to stay on the leash when he is in the yard because he can dig under the fence, so he was attached to me and I just started running so he did too. I do think that Buddy was probably what froze the person in his tracks though. I think the person didn't realize we were in the yard.

There has been a young adult in the neighborhood exposing himself to teenage girls and the last incident he rubbed up against one of them so it is possible the person was this guy, perhaps trying to do some peeping tom stuff. He'll be terribly disappointed in my house though, no teenage girls here.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 07:45 PM (RZ8pf)

347 If you want a sound, pick a 120 dB siren. Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 11:44 PM (CN+Qv) Don't forget your hearing protection.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:46 PM (bxiXv)

348

I have to strongly disagree about AP. I am a huge OU fan, and loved him throughout his college career and early nfl career. But he made a comment about how the poor nfl players were the equivalent to slaves to the nfl owners during the lockout. What a fucked up attitude, guy does what he loves, is worshiped, makes more money then he will ever need.

Nope, lost all respect for him that day..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 11:44 PM (R21xD)

--He took back the slavery remark a little while after.  I'll chalk it up to heat of the moment.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 07:46 PM (lh7Yc)

349 351 Soap,

Quakers, those damn society of friends extremists always trying to get their way

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:47 PM (AEIYh)

350 Over under on positive references to islam tomorrow??

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 07:47 PM (fyOgS)

351 352 Log,

yeah....

at what point are people adults these days?

I mean.....

it is like one of my favorite players' son Kellen Winslow jr.'s remarks on war.....

"really?"

I must have missed the memo that said 26 is the new 13

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:49 PM (AEIYh)

352 Unfortunately, the killer adapts. Killer doesn't know if you're armed or not, so killer shoots first. Someone walking up to you who you perceive as a threat to your life or your property...well...adapt.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:49 PM (WCm02)

353 It had to have been those darned Mennonites.

Or the Amish.  Hey...has anybody seen AmishDude recently? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 07:49 PM (c0A3e)

354

Nope, lost all respect for him that day..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 11:44 PM (R21xD)


Yep, Lou, that did it for me, too, showed him up to be rather ungrateful, not to mention a dumb@ss. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 07:49 PM (Zgfnd)

355  Over under on positive references to islam tomorrow??

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2011 11:47 PM (fyOgS)

That's why you will never see hero movies about Iraq or Afghanistan. The media and politicians have been teaching us for years that our enemy is our best friend.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)

356 Or the Amish.  Hey...has anybody seen AmishDude recently? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 11:49 PM (c0A3e)

He was on that long ace thread today and nobody was banned!

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 07:51 PM (MtwBb)

357 please tell me that Michigan (Hail to the Victims) is losing.... please

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 10, 2011 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)

358 I would like to say at this point that I get pretty strident about things like gun safety. So if I come after you on that don't take it as friendly fire, take it as OMFG NOOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:52 PM (bxiXv)

359 the Islamic perspective on 9/11 probably sounds a little familiar to you, "I won!"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:52 PM (AEIYh)

360 Home defense? Buy a German shepherd and sleep well at night.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2011 07:52 PM (pIKsj)

361 Yeah, and I've seen at least 2 articles today telling the sad, heart-rending story of what Muslims are forced to live with here in the U S of A due to us nasty islamophobic Americans. 

Fuck. That. Shit.    

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 07:53 PM (Zgfnd)

362 add in the Glasers and Overpentration is lessened as a risk.

here is a review of it...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3v3mlha

easily concealable, effective enough power, and ergonomically designed for easier shooting coupled with revolver reliability....

get the training and if there is a CCW law in your city get one.

PGiS be safe

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:41 PM (AEIYh)

I agree with the Glasers. I keep blue or silver in mine. Another thumbs up on the training. You need to shoot  enough that it's comfortable. You don't want to be training when the chips are down. Which reminds me... I haven't been to the range in almost a year. Damned school schedule.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 07:53 PM (otfJ1)

363 365 Duke Lowell,

also good advice, except they'll literally die for you which while noble and not like losing a child is....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:54 PM (AEIYh)

364

There has been a young adult in the neighborhood exposing himself to teenage girls and the last incident he rubbed up against one of them so it is possible the person was this guy, perhaps trying to do some peeping tom stuff. He'll be terribly disappointed in my house though, no teenage girls here.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 10, 2011 11:45 PM

Future rapist, if not already.  My beagle chased a guy over the fence one evening when I was home alone.  They are very protective.

Posted by: huerfano at September 10, 2011 07:54 PM (kD+se)

365 Cycling a round can be a problem in stress situations, short stroking and jamming the weapon happens to cops - I would never recommend a pump, esp. to someone of the fairer sex who might have less upperbody strength. Pumps are for reliabilty in crappy conditions, your closet should be clean enough a semi. Get a can of whatever spray is legal and/or an air horn. A motion light for the yard would be good A game camera might be a good idea if you have a suspicion this is recurring. If your comfortable with a gun, get one. But, you have to shoot it.

Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 07:55 PM (WnnBz)

366 Why do they call Notre Dame the Fighting Amish? I've never understood that...

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 07:56 PM (WCm02)

367 I have a buddy who's a huge Notre Dame fan. I'd better run over there and remove all sharp objects.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 10, 2011 11:53 PM (vbh31)

 I cursed ND when they stole our coach. I'm glad it is sticking.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:56 PM (CN+Qv)

368 366 Theresa,

the tragedy of it is a lot like the crash of '07 all behavior in life is conditioned through innate morals environment and personal creed coupled to risk/reward/cost ratios....

Islam was not properly afriad of reciprocity, and they were artifically denied their proper punishment so they are emboldened....

there was no "crystal night" for them here and there never was going to be, but we had our vigilance to pursue the militants here reduced.....

anyway sooner or later they are gonna take a city out and then the price will be a lot higher than it had to be

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 07:57 PM (AEIYh)

369

He was on that long ace thread today and nobody was banned!

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 11:51 PM (MtwBb)

I had to check. Ace was still on COD.,  St Paul had less of a religious experience on the road to Damascus.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 07:58 PM (CN+Qv)

370 365 Home defense? Buy a German shepherd and sleep well at night.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2011 11:52 PM (pIKsj)

I'm a fan of redundancy. I have a Sig, a Chow/Lab mix, and an alarm system. Oh, and a serious lock on my bedroom door.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 07:58 PM (otfJ1)

371 anyway sooner or later they are gonna take a city out and then the price will be a lot higher than it had to be Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:57 PM (AEIYh) It's almost inevitable, in the long run. I try not to think about it too much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 07:59 PM (bxiXv)

372

I had to check. Ace was still on COD.,  St Paul had less of a religious experience on the road to Damascus.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 11:58 PM (CN+Qv)

Yeah but there were very few bites. I think ace won the COD wars through intimidation.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:00 PM (MtwBb)

373 Is it wrong  to squeeze lemon in a Shiner Bock?

It doesn't feel wrong.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:00 PM (4q6A5)

374 anyway sooner or later they are gonna take a city out and then the price will be a lot higher than it had to be
Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 11:57 PM (AEIYh)

It's almost inevitable, in the long run.

I try not to think about it too much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2011 11:59 PM (bxiXv)

If blowing up the biggest building in NYC didn't take, no reason a whole city would for long.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:00 PM (CN+Qv)

375 On a completely different topic, I have found/modified the best way ever to cook salmon. My dinner was fantastic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:01 PM (otfJ1)

376 381 On a completely different topic, I have found/modified the best way ever to cook salmon. My dinner was fantastic.

Oh, good!  Please tell though! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:02 PM (c0A3e)

377

Yeah but there were very few bites. I think ace won the COD wars through intimidation.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 12:00 AM (MtwBb)

It's easy to win when you create the other side in your head.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:02 PM (CN+Qv)

378 On a completely different topic, I have found/modified the best way ever to cook salmon. My dinner was fantastic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:01 AM (otfJ1)

Ok, you laid out a challenge. I have been catching, eating, cooking, smoking and candying salmon since I was 8. What is it.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:03 PM (MtwBb)

379 My dinner was fantastic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:01 AM (otfJ1)

I grilled burgers.  They were most delicious.

I had them with some bacon.

Bacon burgers.

And barbecue sauce and jalapeños.

Best.  Burger.  Ever!

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:04 PM (4q6A5)

380 353 351 Soap,

Quakers, those damn society of friends extremists always trying to get their way

Years ago,  Walt Kelly in "Pogo" referred to them as "trouble-making pacificists."

heh

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at September 10, 2011 08:04 PM (giMzW)

381 I just watched the "lost home movies of the kennedys" wow chris matthews needs to stop pretending he's straight. What a lunatic, one day this guy is going to be found dead with a shaved head, white robe and a pair of Nike airs.

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at September 10, 2011 08:06 PM (5lowB)

382 Salmonids are best cooked within spitting distance of the body of water they were caught in.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2011 08:06 PM (qxfgi)

383

It's easy to win when you create the other side in your head.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 12:02 AM (CN+Qv)

Heh, he does do that. Today was like "hey lets talk about you retards that love COD so I can tell you what retards you are"

Rest of the morons: "yeah whatev ace"

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:07 PM (MtwBb)

384 . What a lunatic, one day this guy is going to be found dead with a shaved head, white robe and a pair of Nike air in a closet plastered with photos of Obama, with a noose around his neck, and his pants around his ankles.

FIFY. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

385

Ok, you laid out a challenge. I have been catching, eating, cooking, smoking and candying salmon since I was 8. What is it.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 12:03 AM (MtwBb)

Wet and Wrrrriggling!!

Posted by: Gollum at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (CN+Qv)

386 "325 Good idea to have a dog. Beagles are very good at scaring people off when the start barking and howling. Posted by: mpfs," Good advice, my beagle is a sweet dog, but will bark up a storm. When she's loose in my fenced in yard, I don't correct her when people go by in the alley and she runs along the fence and barks at them. I want them to think I have a dog that might actually bite. Same when she barks at the front living room window when people go by.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (IsfUm)

387

Sure it does. They think Communism means everything is equal and everyone gets the same stuff. To them it sounds great.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 11:18 PM (YxBuk)

They think everyone gets corvettes and filet mingon.  In reality it will be a yugo and pork snout, if they're lucky.  You know unless you're a part of the "more equal than others" portion of the population which they always believe they will be.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (GULKT)

388 I love salmon!  Yes, Ima, tell us, tell us!

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (Zgfnd)

389 380 oldcat,

they're gonna screw up and do it in a way that would humiliate democrats costing them power if they gave in to their instincts and "understood".

One mistake we make is attributing far too much sophistication in their sub agenda, 9/11 was planned starting in Dec. 97....

had they hit under Clinton he would have FAEd somebody's city he loved him some ALCM surprise.....

nah we're not lucky it was not President Gore Islam is......

look I said it to my doctor when I first went to live at the condo while wife was in Korea in '03 "if we had a democrat in office it would be hell on Earth for the opfor because  there would be no peace movement and the GOP will ALWAYS fall in if the troops are in harm's way...."

and now that the peace movement is gone after the King Donk even added another conflict I know I am right.

The democrat position is not necessarily anti-US on foreign policy it is definitely not that they are truly anti-war or anti-torture....

their problem was power....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (AEIYh)

390 381 On a completely different topic, I have found/modified the best way ever to cook salmon. My dinner was fantastic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:01 AM (otfJ1)

Okay, that's enough. Please link your recipe website and offer said recipe for a couple of few bucks.....and maybe trade with others for dollars.

Never mind.

Is it in the spices?

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 08:08 PM (WCm02)

391 I noticed that whenever the JEF gives a speech, esp one about how great this country is, he just sounds like he's reading off a syllabus or a lecture. There's no emotion in his voice, no pride, no conviction. Just a flat reading of the words on the prompter. It's like January Jones' acting: cold, flat and dull.

Can I call him un-American now?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:11 PM (YxBuk)

392 Oh, and my German Shepherd...I named her Greta Van Stupid.  Greta for short.  Good dog.  Not too good with interviews though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2011 08:11 PM (pIKsj)

393 On a completely different topic, I have found/modified the best way ever to cook salmon. My dinner was fantastic.

How about some drunk cooking?

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 08:11 PM (piMMO)

394

The interview video with Major Penny on C-Span

http://tinyurl.com/3dwsvgg

Posted by: moemo at September 10, 2011 08:12 PM (cey9b)

395

Is it in the spices?

It's gotta be the shoes.

Posted by: Mars Blackmon at September 10, 2011 08:12 PM (qxfgi)

396 look I said it to my doctor when I first went to live at the condo while wife was in Korea in '03 "if we had a democrat in office it would be hell on Earth for the opfor because there would be no peace movement and the GOP will ALWAYS fall in if the troops are in harm's way...."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2011 12:08 AM (AEIYh)

Not really. You can always count on a Dem to fuck things up militarily. Even when they want ti to work - Iran rescue mission, etc.

Posted by: Gollum at September 10, 2011 08:12 PM (CN+Qv)

397 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2011 12:08 AM (GULKT)

No one ever thinks they're going to be included in the riffraff. I have a friend who's pro-gun and pro-low taxes but loves Obamacare. She thinks it's great and will clear out all the people that society doesn't need. I don't think she realizes she'd be one of them (she has asthma as well as a slew of other health problems).

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:13 PM (YxBuk)

398 I noticed that whenever the JEF gives a speech, esp one about how great this country is, he just sounds like he's reading off a syllabus or a lecture. There's no emotion in his voice, no pride, no conviction. Just a flat reading of the words on the prompter. It's like January Jones' acting: cold, flat and dull.

Can I call him un-American now?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:11 AM (YxBuk)

I did when I fournd out he was a Democrat. Its 99 percent accurate and much quicker.

Posted by: Gollum at September 10, 2011 08:13 PM (CN+Qv)

399 404 Gollum,

yeah to a degree but the current force is pretty pro...

Bambi set really crap RoE for the laytroop but he gets out of the way after running all the odds.....

nah how much skill does it really take to FAE oil fields....

Gore would do it in a heartbeat just to screw "big oil" and make a point....

believe me I am not thrilled but since we ceded the battlespace of "sure you're allowed to act in the enemy's best interest and get rewarded not punished for it" starting with Vietnam we've been sloughing towards their modern antics

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:15 PM (AEIYh)

400 "347 The kids that were in college that can't find a job that voted last time won't or they may even change sides if the polls can be believed. " My niece and her husband were already fairly conservative (engineers), but their experience may apply to some of the other twenty something college grads who were liberal in college. As two college graduates they've been slapped in the face with the cold hard reality of taxation. While in college they dreamed of the juicy salaries they would make. Now they watch their income being sucked out of their paychecks and deposited into the gubmint trough.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 10, 2011 08:15 PM (IsfUm)

401 405 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2011 12:08 AM (GULKT)

No one ever thinks they're going to be included in the riffraff. I have a friend who's pro-gun and pro-low taxes but loves Obamacare. She thinks it's great and will clear out all the people that society doesn't need. I don't think she realizes she'd be one of them (she has asthma as well as a slew of other health problems).

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:13 AM (YxBuk)

Sort of the inverse of the people that remember past lives.  They were always nobility or members of the aristocracy.  Never ever the guy hauling shit out of the latrines.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 08:15 PM (GULKT)

402 No one ever thinks they're going to be included in the riffraff. I have a friend who's pro-gun and pro-low taxes but loves Obamacare. She thinks it's great and will clear out all the people that society doesn't need. I don't think she realizes she'd be one of them (she has asthma as well as a slew of other health problems).

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:13 AM (YxBuk)

Isaac Asimov had a good reply when someone said "Too bad we don't live a 100 years ago when you could get cheap servants"

He said "We'd be the servants"

Posted by: Gollum at September 10, 2011 08:15 PM (CN+Qv)

403

Here is my favorite salmon recipe. Terryaki salmon.

1/2 cup dry sherry

3/4 cup soy sauce

4 mashed garlic cloves

1tbs grated ginger root

1 tsp sugar.

Heat while stirring until it boils then let it cool

Marinate the salmon for 45 minutes or an hour

cook the salmon on the grill with the charcaol to each side for 11-13 minutes (that's covered on a weber)

easy to make and delicious

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:16 PM (MtwBb)

404 bah - ring bearing sock off

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:16 PM (CN+Qv)

405 "She thinks it's great and will clear out all the people that society doesn't need."

Good God, Rum, that remark gave me the chills.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 08:17 PM (Zgfnd)

406

I grilled burgers.  They were most delicious.

I had them with some bacon.

Bacon burgers.

And barbecue sauce and jalapeños.

Best.  Burger.  Ever!

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2011 12:04 AM (4q6A5)

I made a beef roast, and it was perfect, I mean the best. It was closer to rare then I like, but tender and yummy. Mashed potatos, gravy and corn. Hubby was pissed, no room left for beer.

I guess I did my wifely duty, ha ha.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 08:17 PM (R21xD)

407 Salmon - on a soaked cedar plank, covered in chopped onions (like four inches thick) heavily drizzled in melted butter. In the smoker for a couple of hours, discard most of the onions - use a few to make a sauce.

Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 08:17 PM (WnnBz)

408 As two college graduates they've been slapped in the face with the cold hard reality of taxation. While in college they dreamed of the juicy salaries they would make. Now they watch their income being sucked out of their paychecks and deposited into the gubmint trough.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 11, 2011 12:15 AM (IsfUm)

They're late. I did that when  I saw the Social Security deduction from my first dishwasher job.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:18 PM (CN+Qv)

409 Sigh... Drudge home page. Don't know if I can do it... fuck today.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 08:18 PM (nRTou)

410 405 Rum,

they don't know history and even if they did they don't know math

part of why I am GOP?

Yeah they stood against parts of the Eugenics movement here in America....

as a Bi-Polar Disorder sufferer born in '45 had we not fought the Nazis and seen what the end of that particular evil "sitcom" was they would have sterilized her when she broke down as a teen and I wouldn't be here.

The democrats made their last stab at it in 1963 9 years before I was born.....

when your goal is to command supplies and regulate demand you find it is a lot easier to be "fair" the fewer mouths you have to feed.....

and leave it to collectivists they can always find a reason you need to leave.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (AEIYh)

411 Damn, I'm outta grated ginger root!

You bitches!

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (WCm02)

412 Can I call him un-American now?
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:11 AM (YxBuk)

I'd call Barack Obama a domestic terrorist if he were from this country.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (KxADM)

413 Blah.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (44b3v)

414 "She thinks it's great and will clear out all the people that society doesn't need."

Good God, Rum, that remark gave me the chills.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 11, 2011 12:17 AM (Zgfnd)

You can't talk to a liberal for long about policy before the guns come out. Force is always behind what they want, and not far behind.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (CN+Qv)

415 Hey anybody know where I can get some deep discounts for Silver Dollar City?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (44b3v)

416 This talk of "ginger roots" concerns me. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:20 PM (c0A3e)

417
Oh, good!  Please tell though! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 11, 2011 12:02 AM (c0A3e)

It's totally about the temperature and time. I think you could modify the spices in any way you prefer.

Preheat the oven to 275 and prep the fish. I used fillets. Take a rimmed pan, lined with foil. Put a bit (maybe 1/2 tablespoon) of olive oil on the foil. Lay the salmon, skin side down on the foil. Mix about a tablespoon of olive oil with whatever other seasonings you're going to use (I used garlic, lemon zest, black pepper, some kosher salt and some thyme this time). Spread that on the top of the salmon. Let it rest for about 10 minutes or so the flavors can meld. Pop it in the oven for about 18 minutes but check it at 15. My fillets were about 3/4 inch thick, maybe less, and they took about 18 minutes. I probably could have taken them out earlier and they would have been fine. The slow/low cook allows the fat in the fish to melt. It's moist and delicious. I had it with some brown rice and slightly wilted spinach with parmesan shaved on top. Had a really nice Gruner Veltliner with it. Tasty, tasty, tasty. I would have used fresh thyme but I didn't start cooking until around 10 so I wasn't heading out to the garden. I used dried and it was still good.

I'm going to try it with some more aggressive spices next time but this is probably going to be my go to method for cooking from here on out.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:21 PM (otfJ1)

418 This talk of "ginger roots" concerns me.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 11, 2011 12:20 AM (c0A3e)

Why? no roots have souls.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:22 PM (CN+Qv)

419 How about some drunk cooking?

Posted by: As If! at September 11, 2011 12:11 AM (piMMO)

Strangely awesome.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:22 PM (4q6A5)

420 Don't know if I can do it... fuck today.

Oh, I'm looking forward to today.  I'm going to spend it merrily cutting off and flipping off every car I see with an Obama bumper sticker.

That'll be my day of service for the Jug-Eared Fuck.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 08:22 PM (KxADM)

421 Damn, I'm outta grated ginger root!

You bitches!

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 12:20 AM (WCm02)

How can you be out of ginger root, it has a half life of about 500 years.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:22 PM (MtwBb)

422 PGIS, please be careful. Everyone here has given you great advice, all I can add is keep your cell phone charged and with you at all times. Also, keep your purse and keys near you, especially when you go to bed. An intruder can't get them as easily, and prevent you from getting out of the house if you needed to. We'll be praying for you tonight and as long as it takes until you feel safe again. And let Buddy sleep on the bed. He will bite anything that tries to get near you. Be safe,

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2011 08:23 PM (dZmFh)

423 And don't worry, where I am right now there are plenty of them to choose from.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 08:23 PM (KxADM)

424

I'm going to try it with some more aggressive spices next time but this is probably going to be my go to method for cooking from here on out.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:21 AM (otfJ1)

I've had good results by closing the foil into an alnost closed pouch with some liquid with it. Can't dry out in the sauna.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:23 PM (CN+Qv)

425

I made a beef roast, and it was perfect, I mean the best. It was closer to rare then I like, but tender and yummy. Mashed potatos, gravy and corn. Hubby was pissed, no room left for beer.

I guess I did my wifely duty, ha ha.

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 12:17 AM (R21xD)

Why yes, I would love to come over for dinner sometime.

Mmmmmm mmmmm, mashed topatoes.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:25 PM (4q6A5)

426 okay back from the party
what did I miss?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:26 PM (s7mIC)

427 is PGiS in danger?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:27 PM (s7mIC)

428 I see in the sidebar that Cliff Robertson has died. I enjoyed his performance as Cole Younger in The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid.

He was a Hollywood whistleblower whose career suffered for having done so. So much for the libs' love of doing the right thing and maintaining an open and tolerant mind.

RIP Cliff.

Posted by: No Whining at September 10, 2011 08:27 PM (wX3Af)

429 that girl needs to be without shirt to get proper time trials on that bra holster.



what an implosion from Notre Dame

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 08:27 PM (M8yfa)

430

Gah. I suck at recipes! I'll try to refine it later with actual quantities and a real recipe format.

I bloggity, blog a little bit and I did get a few recipes right there. If anyone likes carrot cake but isn't crazy about the insane amounts of oil most recipes call for, I did manage to write a pretty good recipe for what my friends named, "The Best Carrot Cake Ever." It's at: http://tinyurl.com/3drv6ed

Please forgive the innuendo in the instructions. My RL friends expect no less from me. ;-)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:28 PM (otfJ1)

431 435-last night she had an intruder in her yard. Go up to comment 244-she mentioned it there. Scary as hell.

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2011 08:28 PM (dZmFh)

432
#425, sounds absolutely fabulous!  Copied your recipe.     

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 08:28 PM (Zgfnd)

433 You can't talk to a liberal for long about policy before the guns come out. Force is always behind what they want, and not far behind.

She's not actually a liberal, though. She believes in limited government. She wants the gov't out of her life. And like I said above, pro-gun, pro low taxes, anti-nanny state. (I wouldn't consider her a SoCon, though. More like a fiscal con. Or right leaning libertarian.) It's just Obamacare she likes because she thinks it's going to be good the way the British system is good. I told her about the horror stories people have of the NHS, but she just dismissed them. Her experience with NHS was good so she thinks the system is good overall. (Frankly, my parents' experience with NHS was good too, but I still don't endorse this.)

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

434 United 93 was a heartbreaking movie.  The story of how they thwarted the attack is inspiring enough,,I just wish that they had an extra minute to kill the hijacker pilots and somehow get that jet stable and on autopilot. Godspeed to those heroes,

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 10, 2011 08:30 PM (dIHHd)

435 429 Damn, I'm outta grated ginger root!

You bitches!

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 12:20 AM (WCm02)

How can you be out of ginger root, it has a half life of about 500 years.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 12:22 AM (MtwBb)

With my crazy schedule for the past few years, I'd buy ginger but not have time to cook and some weird, fuzzy, green shit would show up on the ends. I'm not a fan of refrigerator science experiments. I read somewhere that you could just toss the whole root in the freezer and break off/grate what you needed with no loss of quality in the ginger. I have found this to be true.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:31 PM (otfJ1)

436

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:29 AM (YxBuk)

How is letting it run your health care getting it out of your life.

She's liberal.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:31 PM (CN+Qv)

437 441 rum,

I have yet to meet a fiscal con who can go through the gymnastics in a convincing way to explain the morality of enforced healthcare versus a market driven one without relying on "for the babies healthcare really is different! eleventy!1!"

The US health care system went wobbly because of federal subsidy disrupting cost

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (AEIYh)

438 Strangely awesome.

"Cheese is trapped."

I LMAO because it was funny but also because I love Kerrygold cheese (especially Dubliner) and I swear I can't gt into it without a butcher-knife.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (piMMO)

439 CDRM or Ben, which of you lost your first NFL pick? 

And also... HAH!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (DgoAv)

440 Losahs.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (DgoAv)

441 Why yes, I would love to come over for dinner sometime.

Mmmmmm mmmmm, mashed topatoes.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2011 12:25 AM (4q6A5)

Any time your in vegas.

The funny thing, i was the kid that would not leave home. I lived with my parents until I moved in with hubby, and he taught me how to cook. I am a damn good cook, if I  do say so myself. And I do say so..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (R21xD)

442 442 United 93 was a heartbreaking movie.  The story of how they thwarted the attack is inspiring enough,,I just wish that they had an extra minute to kill the hijacker pilots and somehow get that jet stable and on autopilot. Godspeed to those heroes,

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 11, 2011 12:30 AM (dIHHd)

--Same here.  Even though I of course knew the ending, something primal in me wished for the happier outcome.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 08:32 PM (lh7Yc)

443 441-She probably liked NHS because in Britain, you get a liquor menu when you are in the hospital. I had spinal surgery there, was on four different narcotics, and they still offered me a drink menu-scotch, gin, rum (!) etc. The surgery had to be repaired in the US, so I am wondering if the Brit doctors are perusing the drinks menu before they operate.

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2011 08:33 PM (dZmFh)

444 444 oldcat,

exactly....

you think they love the commerce clause now?

Just wait until every step of your behavior gets regulated through "it is for the best interests of your future health and current costs" routine......

not to mention the potential for bribery to set availability more than any ethical system

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:34 PM (AEIYh)

445 Speaking of other Democrat fuck-ups, read this interview of the proto-JEF...only if you have strong stomach:

Jimmy Carter: 'We never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet. We never went to war'

Here is one out of three paragraphs that have my blood boiling the most:

What he's most proud of, though, is that he didn't fire a single shot. Didn't kill a single person. Didn't lead his country into a war – legal or illegal. "We kept our country at peace. We never went to war. We never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet. But still we achieved our international goals. We brought peace to other people, including Egypt and Israel. We normalised relations with China, which had been non-existent for 30-something years. We brought peace between US and most of the countries in Latin America because of the Panama Canal Treaty. We formed a working relationship with the Soviet Union."

How is that peace between Egypt and Israel going these days, Mr. President?  Or how about small, inconsequential country known as the Islamic Republic of Iran?  How many countries did the USSR consume during your reign of error?  Btw, how effective was boycotting the Olympics in getting the Soviets out of Afghanistan? 

And this is to say nothing of his post-Presidency public "deeds"...

Carter should just do good works behind the scenes and retire from public life completely. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:34 PM (c0A3e)

446 Not many grocery stores sell real ginger anymore? They keep most of 'em in the back, or the front.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 08:35 PM (WCm02)

447 The US health care system went wobbly because of federal subsidy disrupting cost

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2011 12:32 AM (AEIYh)

Yup, the gov. cuts what it pays to docs and hospitals for medicare and medicade so the docs and hospitals stick it to everyone else.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:35 PM (MtwBb)

448 440
#425, sounds absolutely fabulous!  Copied your recipe.     

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 11, 2011 12:28 AM (Zgfnd)

Yay! Let me know how it turns out. I've been researching a few new ways to cook it and am going to do a horseradish cream sauce (fairly low fat) and a buffalo version soon. I love Thai spices so that will make its way into the line-up soon, as well.

I can't wait to be done with school. I miss cooking. I used to cook every night but the past year has been insane. I completely understand (even while in my 40s) the freshman 15. It's just easier to order something in when you come in after a 10-12 hour day and still have hours of schoolwork to complete.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:36 PM (otfJ1)

449 439 435-last night she had an intruder in her yard. Go up to comment 244-she mentioned it there. Scary as hell.

Posted by: moki at September 11, 2011 12:28 AM (dZmFh)


whoa that's awful

what she needs, of course, is a houseboy

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:37 PM (s7mIC)

450 453 Kratos,

he needs asked...well Jimmuh isn't that because you also "never got Eagle Claw to work"?

the nation would have been better off with his brother in charge

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:38 PM (AEIYh)

451 Oh, and speaking of the British NHS, their health system has gotten so bad that the NHS is looking to private German companies to reform the failing NHS hospitals.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:38 PM (c0A3e)

452 okay, so at the party I was at, I had caviar that was on sour cream, which was on potatoes

it was just nasty, I don't want caviar ever again
I don't understand how it's a delicacy

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:38 PM (s7mIC)

453
Carter should just do good works behind the scenes and retire from public life completely.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 11, 2011 12:34 AM (c0A3e)

Those guys he killed in the Iran Hostage Rescule mission don't count, apparently.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:38 PM (CN+Qv)

454 I LMAO because it was funny but also because I love Kerrygold cheese (especially Dubliner) and I swear I can't gt into it without a butcher-knife.

Posted by: As If! at September 11, 2011 12:32 AM (piMMO)

That is some awesome cheese. If you have a good cheesemonger in your area, I'm going to highly recommend the double cream champignon with mushrooms. It's a party in your mouth.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:39 PM (otfJ1)

455 459 Kratos,

because the answer can NEVER be "scrap it and let the market decide"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:39 PM (AEIYh)

456 Screw it, I'm drinking until I pass out.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 08:39 PM (nRTou)

457 Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 12:31 AM (CN+Qv)

I'm pro abortion. Does that make me liberal?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:40 PM (YxBuk)

458 he needs asked...well Jimmuh isn't that because you also "never got Eagle Claw to work"?

the nation would have been better off with his brother in charge

Agreeed.  Our nation would be better off if Obama's brother was in charge now too. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:40 PM (c0A3e)

459 464 Screw it, I'm drinking until I pass out.

you and me together, bro

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:40 PM (s7mIC)

460 Later this afternoon I will attend a 9/11 memorial service here in New Castle County, Delaware. My first was on the evening of 9/11/2001, when I served on the vestry of our church and our Senior Warden's only son perished in the collapse of the WTC's North Tower. Our phone network went into overdrive and the building was packed, but for a heartbreaking and somber reason.
It was an Episcopal Church and I no longer attend it. Among the many reasons for my leaving was my fellow vestry members getting a case of the vapors when I selected the topic of St. Augustine's views on the doctrine of just war to discuss at the opening of one of our meetings after 9/11.

Posted by: No Whining at September 10, 2011 08:40 PM (wX3Af)

461 Didn't kill a single person. What about those Special Forces guys in the desert? Didn't eight of them die then? Jimmy Carter was the first SCOAMF.

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2011 08:41 PM (dZmFh)

462

I didn't read the article. I first saw Jimmy as a 14 year old when he was running and I said - You IDIOT..

Never had reason to alter that opinion in the slightest.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:41 PM (CN+Qv)

463

I can't wait to be done with school. I miss cooking. I used to cook every night but the past year has been insane. I completely understand (even while in my 40s) the freshman 15. It's just easier to order something in when you come in after a 10-12 hour day and still have hours of schoolwork to complete.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:36 AM (otfJ1)

Yep, cooking and baking to me is relaxing. Especially when it turns out really good.

However, I made a cake last week, and I dont know if the humidity killed it, but it went in the garbage, which was a shame. because I made homemade orange frosting, and it was yummy.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 08:41 PM (R21xD)

464 it was just nasty, I don't want caviar ever again
I don't understand how it's a delicacy

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 12:38 AM (s7mIC)

I'm a total (and doctor approved) salt addict. I also like fish. Caviar was weird to me. I think it was a texture thing. That said, I haven't completely given up on it. There are so many different kinds. I've had a few that I liked and others that I hated. I've just learned to take a very small portion when it's offered.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:41 PM (otfJ1)

465 Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2011 12:32 AM (AEIYh)

I see plenty of conservatives that think social security is their God given right. Same kind of mental gymnastics there with that math. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just telling you what I see.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:42 PM (YxBuk)

466 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 11, 2011 12:34 AM (c0A3e)

I started to read that, but my constant retching made me stop.  Jimmy Carter always has been, and always will be, an insufferable shithead. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 10, 2011 08:42 PM (Zgfnd)

467 Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:36 AM (otfJ1)

Domain. DBA. Where do I sign up? Love your unique recipes and your presentation of them. Lemme know

(and yeah, i'd like fries with that)

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 08:42 PM (WCm02)

468 Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 12:31 AM (CN+Qv)

I'm pro abortion. Does that make me liberal?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:40 AM (YxBuk)

No.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (CN+Qv)

469 what did I miss?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 12:26 AM (s7mIC)

I grilled burgers so awesome even Jesus himself said thyey could be enjoyed guilt free.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (4q6A5)

470

Morning roons and 'ettes,

Thought for the day:  Would education be better off if we killed AP/IB/honors classes and simply allowed those students to test out and graduate early?

Posted by: Alex at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (J2ejK)

471 465 Rum,

pro-choice or pro-abortion?

There is a difference that goes beyond semantics this issue is not as black and white as it is made out to be by either side....

how deep into pregnancy should a baby be considered "a non viable clump of cells"?

If your answer is Barack's "the magic 1/4 inch" it is  one thing....conception" another....

hell the way some kids were acting today I might support a mission t+3000 window

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (AEIYh)

472

what she needs, of course, is a houseboy

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 12:37 AM (s7mIC)

Are you volunteering?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (YxBuk)

473

Those guys he killed in the Iran Hostage Rescule mission don't count, apparently.

Apparently not. 

Now Reagan got the hostages returned without a shot fired.  Peace through strength, baby. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:43 PM (c0A3e)

474 I see plenty of conservatives that think social security is their God given right.

yeah, my parents fall into that category.

they call themselves conservatives, and they are insofar as they aren't going to be voting for Obama, but they aren't "conservatives" in the sense of having a solid principled basis for their views

they want their Social Security but they also want their tax cuts

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:44 PM (s7mIC)

475 Gibson Guitar 'Shop for those interested... http://flic.kr/p/akZu3s

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 08:44 PM (nRTou)

476

 I'm going to spend it merrily cutting off and flipping off every car I see with an Obama bumper sticker.

I've noticed some people have pulled their Obama '08 t-shirts out lately.  Makes me smolder.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 10, 2011 08:44 PM (44b3v)

477 473 Rum,

not arguing they are intellectually dishonest and being greedy because they got fucked by the con....

I don't want my stolen wages I want to keep having them stole so I can buy either my son or future grandson's freedom....

nobody wants to talk about the age 33-48 probably having to keep paying for no benefit to aid the boomers...

I will....phase it out quit robbing the worker and employer of a combined 17%

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:45 PM (AEIYh)

478

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 12:41 AM (R21xD)

Homemade orange frosting sounds amazing. I completely understand about cooking/baking being relaxing. Before school got too time intensive, I cooked every night. Dinner wasn't on the table until 9 or 10 because I didn't get home from work until 7 or later but cooking was so different from what I do during the day that it was completely relaxing and Zen-like.

I'm also a dork. I'd do all of my prep work first. Then, I'd fix a martini and head out to the porch to chill. When I came back in the house, I could pretend that my sous chef had done all the work and all I had to do was put it together. At that time, I had a live-in boyfriend who was also a kitchen elf. I'd wake up in the morning to a spotless kitchen. That was nice.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:46 PM (otfJ1)

479 I'm pro abortion. Does that make me liberal? ------ No person with a conscience is "pro-abortion". I assume you mean you support allowing women to have abortions, not promoting the practice.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 08:46 PM (nRTou)

480 Are you volunteering?

hmm I guess I could be a houseboy, except that I am not about to start cooking bacon in the buff

plus, there's the fact that if I were to do anything in the buff, or even shirtless, it would mean instant retching and revulsion by all who observed it

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:46 PM (s7mIC)

481

They're late. I did that when  I saw the Social Security deduction from my first dishwasher job.

Same here.  I saw it when I was eighteen and picked up my first paycheck from work. 

Posted by: Alex at September 10, 2011 08:47 PM (J2ejK)

482 pro-choice or pro-abortion?

I prefer to say pro choice in that I truly believe in choice. Do or don't, it's not my business to dictate what a woman should do. But a lot of pro-lifers don't like the pro-choice label and call it false because the pro-abortion lobby has screwed with the language.

Do I think the state (aka taxpayers) should pay for it? No. Does it bother me they do? Kind of, but not enough to get outraged over.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:47 PM (YxBuk)

483

Any time your in vegas.

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 12:32 AM (R21xD)

Kick ass!

Would it be okay if I brought one of them hot showgirls along with me?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:47 PM (4q6A5)

484 Good gravy, look at the time. Y'all have a great night. Stay safe, and say a prayer for those who lost someone on 9/11, those who lost their homes in Texas and on the East Coast with the floods, and for anyone else who needs it tonight.

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2011 08:47 PM (dZmFh)

485 482 Chemjeff,

the Bush years were the ultimate proof that you can't "have it both ways" with the dems and GOP working "together".....

Bush was the most D-like President we'll send and they hated him

they say the same of clinton....

I want the theft stopped as a payoff to MY AGE I'd really like Barry to stop the coal Jihad he has ticking

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:47 PM (AEIYh)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 08:48 PM (c0A3e)

487 Gratis dating advice for chemjeff (appy-poly-loggies if you saw this already - I posted it last Sunday morning): used booksales are great spots for seeking female companionship. You know they like to read - hell, they can read - you have some idea of their interests based on what they're looking at, and you can schmooze them in a non-threatening environment. There were a couple of guys running their gig and trolling at yesterday's sale in Lewes; one, whose focus was on art, was pretty good at it.

Posted by: No Whining at September 10, 2011 08:49 PM (wX3Af)

488 490 Rum,

I am pro-life to the degree I dislike that the man is legally culpable for the results of the pregnancy if taken to term w/no say in whether it is....

all risk no control as it were....

1st tri-no restrictions

closer you get to viability the harder I think it should hurt the person losing the pregnancy....

the guy in Philly and the abortionist Barack protected through law while a state rep.....

they need to go to hell

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:50 PM (AEIYh)

489 No person with a conscience is "pro-abortion".

I am, but then I prefer the retroactive variety.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2011 08:50 PM (KxADM)

490

Thanks, Breaker19! I am feeling the need to blog more but I'm having some difficulty with that these day (multiple reasons). If you still have the site up, check out the haikus. There are some fun recipes there.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:50 PM (otfJ1)

491 hmm, used book sales... that is an interesting idea, I had not contemplated it

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 08:50 PM (s7mIC)

492 489

They're late. I did that when  I saw the Social Security deduction from my first dishwasher job.

Same here.  I saw it when I was eighteen and picked up my first paycheck from work. 

Posted by: Alex at September 11, 2011 12:47 AM (J2ejK)

Have you seen "Raising Arizona"? One of the best lines in that movie is when Nick Cage's character picks up his check and the gal behind the counter notices his expression and says, "Government sure takes a bit, don't she?"

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:52 PM (otfJ1)

493 Just for the record, I'm anti-epub

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 08:52 PM (nRTou)

494

I'm also a dork. I'd do all of my prep work first. Then, I'd fix a martini and head out to the porch to chill. When I came back in the house, I could pretend that my sous chef had done all the work and all I had to do was put it together. At that time, I had a live-in boyfriend who was also a kitchen elf. I'd wake up in the morning to a spotless kitchen. That was nice.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:46 AM (otfJ1)

Completely understand, hard to cook when your tired as hell.

Jealous about the kitchen elf, hubby refuses to wash dishes, but he works hard at his job. I am currently a homemaker. So I do all the chores, and rightfully so..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 08:53 PM (R21xD)

495

Kick ass!

Would it be okay if I brought one of them hot showgirls along with me?

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2011 12:47 AM (4q6A5)

Yeah, but tell her to leave the feathers at home, my dogs shed enough, don't need feathers everywhere.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 08:54 PM (R21xD)

496 I prefer to say pro choice in that I truly believe in choice. Do or don't, it's not my business to dictate what a woman should do. But a lot of pro-lifers don't like the pro-choice label and call it false because the pro-abortion lobby has screwed with the language.

Do I think the state (aka taxpayers) should pay for it? No. Does it bother me they do? Kind of, but not enough to get outraged over.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:47 AM (YxBuk)

You sound like my daughters, they convinced me. I would feel different if the dads shared the responsibility or if the pro lifers said we are going to help take care of these kids all the way through college but neither one does.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 08:54 PM (MtwBb)

497

I've noticed some people have pulled their Obama '08 t-shirts out lately.  Makes me smolder.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 11, 2011 12:44 AM (44b3v)

Maybe they've had to sell their other clothes to pay for rent?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 08:54 PM (FBr/C)

498 That is some awesome cheese. If you have a good cheesemonger in your area, I'm going to highly recommend the double cream champignon with mushrooms. It's a party in your mouth.

I'll have to try that. Thanks for the suggestion.

The Dubliner is my favorite and I use it in place place of parmesan in pasta. Frankly, there's nothing that it isn't great in.

Posted by: As If! at September 10, 2011 08:55 PM (piMMO)

499 Don't be jealous about the kitchen elf, lou. We split up a couple of years ago. It's all good, though (except now I'm responsible for kitchen clean-up). I clean as I go so that helps. Long story but I now have to spotlessly clean the kitchen before bed every night. It's a little extra effort but when I make it, I never regret it.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:56 PM (otfJ1)

500

Yeah, but tell her to leave the feathers at home, my dogs shed enough, don't need feathers everywhere.

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 12:54 AM (R21xD)

I'll make sure to, uh...pluck them ahead of time .

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:56 PM (4q6A5)

501
I prefer to say pro choice in that I truly believe in choice. Do or don't, it's not my business to dictate what a woman should do.

Truth to power! And by the way, I take MasterCard, Visa, and Amex!

Posted by: Kermit Goshell at September 10, 2011 08:57 PM (FBr/C)

502

You sound like my daughters, they convinced me. I would feel different if the dads shared the responsibility or if the pro lifers said we are going to help take care of these kids all the way through college but neither one does.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 12:54 AM (MtwBb)

If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 08:57 PM (CN+Qv)

503 Shiner Bock with lemon?

Approval!

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 08:57 PM (4q6A5)

504 I would feel different if the dads shared the responsibility or if the pro lifers said we are going to help take care of these kids all the way through college but neither one does.

Yep. In a perfect world we'd have intact families, abortions only for medical emergencies, and no social welfare programs.

So far we seem to be doing everything backwards...

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 08:58 PM (YxBuk)

505 504 Robtr,

of course the dad can be made to pay even if he doesn't want the child and regardless of grandparents' offering to do whatever it takes to see child raised properly in the end it is all up to one person....

the whole thing is a time bomb and a hurt locker....thank God the founders managed to hide the answer there in the 4th amendment for about 200 years yeah?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 08:58 PM (AEIYh)

506

Posted by: As If! at September 11, 2011 12:55 AM (piMMO)

If you get the champignon, slice it and let it sit out for at least 20 minutes before putting it on tasty crackers and indulging. It's creamy, rich, and delicious.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 08:58 PM (otfJ1)

507 Abortions for some, miniature American flags for everyone else!

Posted by: Kang & Kodos at September 10, 2011 08:59 PM (4q6A5)

508 If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Maybe if adoption were less restrictive and not racially dictated. Good luck having white parents adopt black babies.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:00 PM (YxBuk)

509 even though it's mostly just the songs from Child Of Eden (my GOTY so far), new Genki Rockets album is pretty damn good even if it doesn't have the equivalent of Heavenly Star or Starline on it.

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:00 PM (M8yfa)

510 507 Don't be jealous about the kitchen elf, lou. We split up a couple of years ago. It's all good, though (except now I'm responsible for kitchen clean-up). I clean as I go so that helps. Long story but I now have to spotlessly clean the kitchen before bed every night. It's a little extra effort but when I make it, I never regret it.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:56 AM (otfJ1)

Ya know whats funny, my hubby always tells me to leave the dishes in the sink. I just can't do it. My house might get a little messy, but my kitchen is always spotless.

PS hope you found a better elf..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:01 PM (R21xD)

511 Anyway, I don't want this to turn into an abortion thread. My larger point was what makes me still conservative if I believe in choice, but my friend is not because she likes socialized medicine?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:01 PM (YxBuk)

512
So far we seem to be doing everything backwards...

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 12:58 AM (YxBuk)

On the offchance Obamacare magically passes Constitutional muster in the Supreme Court, we should really fuck with lefties by forcing women to take tose, whattya call 'em, depo provara shots for birth control and banning abortion cause, hey, we got that shit all worked out.

Oh the fits that will be pitched.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 09:02 PM (4q6A5)

513 Maybe if adoption were less restrictive and not racially dictated. Good luck having white parents adopt black babies ---- Or, y'know, destroy every single LBJ policy still on the books and you'd see actual "black families" again.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:02 PM (nRTou)

514

Posted by: Kang & Kodos at September 11, 2011 12:59 AM (4q6A5)

Screw voting for the lesser evil. Cthulhu for Prez in 2012!  Why vote for the lesser evil?  

Oh, and that guy who posts here as "cthulhu" would make a nice President too...  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:02 PM (c0A3e)

515 516 Rum,

You're absolutely right egads who would dare raise a child like that?

//Barack Obama's typical white woman grandma and dear old gramps

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:02 PM (AEIYh)

516 Dammit, I knew I shouldn't watch the Bush speech today but I finally gave in. Developed a little leakage. He didn't use the teleprompter either, though there was one set up. There is no chance I will watch the current WH resident speak on 9/11, though I'm going to try my best to not harp on him for one day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2011 09:03 PM (ENKCw)

517 okay I didn't find used book sales in St. Joseph but I did find a book club discussion group, that sounds it might have possibilities too

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:03 PM (s7mIC)

518 Or, y'know, destroy every single LBJ policy still on the books and you'd see actual "black families" again.

If I was Queen of the Universe, I'd do that too. Say good bye to all entitlement programs. You have one year to get off them. After that year, tough cookies.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:03 PM (YxBuk)

519 //Barack Obama's typical white woman grandma and dear old gramps

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2011 01:02 AM (AEIYh)

I'm sure Eric Holder's Justice Department is working on fixing the problem of racially mixed babies being raised by the wrong types of folks.

By God, he's here for *his* people and *his* people alone!

Posted by: Robert with the ethnic background at September 10, 2011 09:05 PM (4q6A5)

520 I've noticed some people have pulled their Obama '08 t-shirts out lately. Makes me smolder. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 11, 2011 12:44 AM (44b3v) ------------------------------------------------- More maddening than that is to see Obama2012 bumper stickers on cars. Saw one the other day. I mean....the temerity.......the absolute gall...to put that on your vehicle. Why not a "Honk If You Like Failure" bumper sticker? I had all I could do not to pull alongside them and question their sanity.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 09:05 PM (4t9J5)

521 If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Maybe if adoption were less restrictive and not racially dictated. Good luck having white parents adopt black babies.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:00 AM (YxBuk)

I have three Korean cousins because my Aunt and Uncle adopted them from orphanages.  I had some friends looking into adoption years ago and heard all about it.

It doesn't matter that white parents do more cultural training than natural parents. We have to keep them on the reservations, and to hell with the kids.

Well liberals are consistent in that way. They hate kids too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:05 PM (CN+Qv)

522

If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 12:57 AM (CN+Qv)

Indeed.

I'm pro-choice... IF you say that choice is having the right to decide what to do with your own body. The fact of the matter is that a lot of the people out there who are having abortions are not in control of their own bodies. They are not taking precautions to avoid getting pregnant and when they find themselves with child (not with tissue or fetus but with child), they decide to stop being pregnant. There's a responsibility associated with choice. That responsibility means that if you don't want a child, you make sure you don't get pregnant. I'm not oblivious to the fact that, even with precautions, pregnancies happen. That's different. However, while I believe that no one should ever tell you what to do with your own body and your own life, once you're pregnant it's not only just about your life. There's another life involved. We are not supposed to be allowed to choose to end an innocent's life.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:05 PM (otfJ1)

523

If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 12:57 AM (CN+Qv)

some but not all and I don't blame the ones who don't for that either, it's their choice. I hate abortion, hate the thought of it being a solution. I also hate that only one person in that evening of fun between two people have to take all the responsibility for it.

In a perfect world for me it would be illegal and all unwanted children would go to nice homes. It isn't a perfect world though.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:05 PM (MtwBb)

524 My larger point was what makes me still conservative if I believe in choice, but my friend is not because she likes socialized medicine?

in my mind, the big thing that separates conservatives - at least the more libertarian-minded conservatives - from the liberals, is their respect for the individual.

liberals want to herd people into groups.  you don't matter to them unless you are part of some voting bloc or some coalition of the oppressed.

but if you believe individuals deserve to have their separate, respective dignities respected, then you just might be a conservative

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:06 PM (s7mIC)

525 Or, y'know, destroy every single LBJ policy still on the books and you'd see actual "black families" again.

Thanks for reminding us that LBJ proposed those policies on purpose, in order to have "them" voting for Democrats in perpetuity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:06 PM (c0A3e)

526 519 Rum,

they are not directly analogous....

your "right" to a procedure you buy is a separate matter than forcing someone into a cartel or coerce them into having to purchase into a collusionary organization to game their actuarial pools....

I can argue one on a moral or ethical plane based on personal belief the other is a simpler penumbra to use that "magic ink thing we found in the 4th amendment" lingo....

at the end of the day our system of government hell the social contract between the ideologies in our society says there are limits on what things you can make the federal govt. do....

we either have rules at that level or we don't....and I have to say the men and women in black have damn near convinced me we don't

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:06 PM (AEIYh)

527 Chaz Bono: "I'm just a regular guy". No, he/she/it just said that. On television.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 09:07 PM (4t9J5)

528 "Government sure takes a bit, don't she?"

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 12:52 AM (otfJ1)

Well, the effective tax rate on serfs was roughly 33%.How much do members of productive class pay nowadays?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 09:07 PM (FBr/C)

529 Anybody ever heard of that stupid rapper "Soljah" or something that made a really idiotic song about him being a bad mfer and saying fuck all soldiers. Well a soldier in Afghanistan made a rap song about that asshole and is really letting it rip http://tinyurl.com/44v9sr4
hope this works, never used tinyurl before

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2011 09:07 PM (H/MnC)

530 Good luck having white parents adopt black babies.

from America.

I have several friends who have adopted from Africa, and while I appreciate what they did, I can't help but wonder why they didn't adopt kids from here,  who need a chance at a decent life as much as a kid from Africa.

I worked in the Lynwood Unified School district many moons ago, when it was predominantly black ( mostly Hispanic now) and it was heartbreaking. Just gut wrenching. The kids don't stand a chance, for the most part.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)

531 Chaz Bono: "I'm just a regular guy".

Posted by: Spiker at September 11, 2011 01:07 AM (4t9J5)

A regular guy with a rubber hose for a penis.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 09:08 PM (4q6A5)

532 Anyway, I don't want this to turn into an abortion thread. My larger point was what makes me still conservative if I believe in choice, but my friend is not because she likes socialized medicine?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:01 AM (YxBuk)

Believing in limited government and unlimited government at the same time is a contradiction in terms. To hold those in your head at the same time means you are deceptive or not thinking.

If you do that for long, you will be a liberal.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:08 PM (CN+Qv)

533

Posted by: Spiker at September 11, 2011 01:07 AM (4t9J5)

The genome of her somatic cells say just the opposite. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:08 PM (c0A3e)

534 516 If you put the children up for adoption, pro-lifers will do exactly that.

Maybe if adoption were less restrictive and not racially dictated. Good luck having white parents adopt black babies.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:00 AM (YxBuk)

Just look how you casually discuss the killing the most innocent of human life, and then throw  your  racial biases in the mix. Good luck with yourself.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:08 PM (WCm02)

535

PS hope you found a better elf..

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 01:01 AM (R21xD)

Nope. No time for romance these days. School and work are my main focus right now. Goals are dreams with deadlines. Maybe next year. I do have a long-distance FWB that helps take care of the fun stuff but I don't think I could handle being considerate of a boyfriend 24/7 right now.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:08 PM (otfJ1)

536 533 Kratos,

YOU'RE WELCOME YOU RACIST BASTARDS WHO HELPED ME RAM THROUGH CIVIL RAHTS AND BY THAT I MEAN THE GOP!!!!


your humble pal LBJ

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:09 PM (AEIYh)

537 I think it's funny (not haha funny, more like ironic funny) it's okay for white people to adopt Asian babies, but if they adopt black or Hispanic babies it's the end of the world. Are Asians considered white now?

I had a HS teacher who adopted 2 Chinese girls. He pulled me aside after class one day and wanted to ask me what it was like growing up Asian in the US. After I got over my disbelief, I just said I had a normal childhood and race didn't factor in to anything. But no, he's a lefty so he's going to raise them with multi-culti dolls and expose them to different religions so they can choose what they like.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:09 PM (YxBuk)

538 I worked in the Lynwood Unified School district many moons ago, when it was predominantly black ( mostly Hispanic now) and it was heartbreaking. Just gut wrenching. The kids don't stand a chance, for the most part.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 11, 2011 01:07 AM (SsG4J)

 

They didn't because agencies here do not allow it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:09 PM (CN+Qv)

539

I'm pro-choice... IF you say that choice is having the right to decide what to do with your own body. The fact of the matter is that a lot of the people out there who are having abortions are not in control of their own bodies. They are not taking precautions to avoid getting pregnant and when they find themselves with child (not with tissue or fetus but with child), they decide to stop being pregnant. There's a responsibility associated with choice. That responsibility means that if you don't want a child, you make sure you don't get pregnant. I'm not oblivious to the fact that, even with precautions, pregnancies happen. That's different. However, while I believe that no one should ever tell you what to do with your own body and your own life, once you're pregnant it's not only just about your life. There's another life involved. We are not supposed to be allowed to choose to end an innocent's life.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:05 AM (otfJ1)

--It should also be noted that rarely does a woman decide to abort solely on her own.  There; usually a manipulative/abusive boyfriend in the picture strongarming her into one particular "choice."

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:09 PM (lh7Yc)

540 R.I.P. Michael S. Hart, founder of Project Gutenberg.


Posted by: derit at September 10, 2011 09:10 PM (FQlFL)

541 oh and on that whole "social contract" thing.  Not even the most strenuous (and honest) social contract theorist would argue honestly for an open-ended social contract.  All would argue that there is such a thing as a social contract that goes too far and deserves to be rejected.  So this whole liberal argument of "raise taxes because... social contract!" is bullshit

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:10 PM (s7mIC)

542

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 11, 2011 01:07 AM (H/MnC)

Sorry, that didn't go through.

I think this is it, correct? 

a REAL Soldiers rebuttal-Stephen Hobbs

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:10 PM (c0A3e)

543 538 Miss tammy,


"ummmmmm  eeerrrrrr I thought I had shown you the er uh birth certificate?"

//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:10 PM (AEIYh)

544 Thanks for reminding us that LBJ proposed those policies on purpose, in order to have "them" voting for Democrats in perpetuity.  -------- Every minority group in American history has clawed their way from underclass to middle class and beyond. Only blacks were sold this miserable government solution that has kept them as a permanent underclass as the new immigrant nationalities have leapfrogged them - hispanic, asian and indian (dots, not feathers). It really is a shame. Try explaining it to them, though.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:11 PM (nRTou)

545

Nope. No time for romance these days. School and work are my main focus right now. Goals are dreams with deadlines. Maybe next year. I do have a long-distance FWB that helps take care of the fun stuff but I don't think I could handle being considerate of a boyfriend 24/7 right now.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:08 AM (otfJ1)

Thats cool, I found my hubby when I was so not looking. I was making a ton of money, and single and loving it. And there he was. And 13 years later hes still my sweetheart.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:12 PM (R21xD)

546 545 I think it's funny (not haha funny, more like ironic funny) it's okay for white people to adopt Asian babies, but if they adopt black or Hispanic babies it's the end of the world. Are Asians considered white now? ---- This a major problem for libralism on the horizon, especially for college admissions.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:12 PM (nRTou)

547 549 CJ,

no the contract that lets us be a society at all not the modern idea of the IOU from above....


Democrats do not get to enslave me or change all the rules every time we swap power wholesale....

they are genuine in trying to alter things that need amendments without amendments at this point....

I don't want to foam at the mouth about it and rant because I want to sleep some but yeah the entire trust needed for us to share the land is being devoured

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:12 PM (AEIYh)

548 Are Asians considered white now?

Well, are you more or less likely to get into college because of your ethnic background if you are Asian?

It makes me shake my head in disbelief that the majority of Asian still vote D. At least other minority groups are theoretically gaining from the federal trough...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 09:13 PM (FBr/C)

549 Thanks Kratos! Someone got to explain that tiny thing really good, cause I can't seem to get the hang of it

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2011 09:13 PM (H/MnC)

550 you know what would help increase wealth among the lower classes?

privatizing social security.

because then they would be able to transfer their wealth to successive generations instead of having it confiscated by the state.

but what the hell do I know, I'm a racist redneck Bible-thumping teabaggr

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:13 PM (s7mIC)

551 I think it's funny (not haha funny, more like ironic funny) it's okay for white people to adopt Asian babies, but if they adopt black or Hispanic babies it's the end of the world. Are Asians considered white now?

----

This a major problem for libralism on the horizon, especially for college admissions.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 01:12 AM (nRTou)

In admissions, Asian is worse than white.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:13 PM (CN+Qv)

552 554 Johnny,

no problem at all....Kaleeforeeneeya and other states have decided Asians are all honorary whites for a while now on admissions....

the bigger problem is "those games are still supposed to be illegal"

"it is fucking racist and harms all involved"

and

"stop trying to balkanize the US a Child either makes it in or doesn't give the social engineering pretending to be concern a rest"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:14 PM (AEIYh)

553 Ima Wurdibitsch, what was that place in Mississippi you were recommending to me the other day?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:14 PM (s7mIC)

554 "raise taxes because... social contract!" is bullshit

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:10 AM (s7mIC)

Raise taxes...because my 2nd vacation this year isn't going to pay for itself!

Posted by: Some Government Worker at September 10, 2011 09:14 PM (FBr/C)

555 GnuBreed I made that vow, too, not to harp on the president for 1 day,  so I doubt I'll be posting on any of the threads here so I'm better able to keep my vow. 

Well, maybe on the football thread, if there is one. 

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 09:15 PM (Zgfnd)

556 Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 01:08 AM (WCm02)

Um, okay? I'm not saying white parents *shouldn't* adopt black babies. Hell, I encourage that. But there are those (mostly liberals) that won't allow it because they don't think black kids will get the same kind of "cultural" education were they to be raised by black parents. It's utterly bullshit and damns the kids, but that's how liberals work, isn't it? Race is more important than the kids' well being.

But I don't care if you call me a racist because clearly my saying sarcastically that it's damn near impossible for white parents to adopt black kids is racist.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:15 PM (YxBuk)

557 but what the hell do I know, I'm a racist redneck Bible-thumping teabaggr

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:13 AM (s7mIC)

It's kind of ironic - the beltway fiscal cons used to pray for a mass movement that was economic instead of cultural and now that they have it, they have to fight against it because the wrong sort are doing it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:16 PM (CN+Qv)

558

 Are Asians considered white now?

heh, in seattle yes. UW was trying lobbying for an affirmative action intitiative and counted all the asians at UW as white because if they counted them as a minority 52% of the school was already minority.

The initiative failed.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:16 PM (MtwBb)

559 A regular guy with a rubber hose for a penis.

Tell me about it.

It's the name, I tell ya. I was doomed from the start.

Posted by: John Bobbit at September 10, 2011 09:16 PM (piMMO)

560 Where is Obama standing up with Israel to repel the barbarians at the gate?

God, forgive us.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:17 PM (WCm02)

561

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2011 01:09 AM (lh7Yc)

Yep. Many years ago, I manned a crisis pregnancy hotline and did sidewalk counseling. A significant number of women I talked to decided against abortion once they knew that there were people who would help them and that they weren't alone. The initial decision to have an abortion wasn't theirs.

In the spirit of complete honesty. I was a teen mother. I had scholarship offers and a very bright future ahead of me. I also really enjoyed extracurricular activities...;-). I found myself pregnant in my junior year of high school. Despite being brought up in a Catholic family and hearing all of my life that abortion was wrong, I never heard why it was wrong. I was ready to go have an abortion. Fortunately, my best friend knew better. She told/showed me the truth of what abortion was. I took responsibility for my actions. I pulled up my big girl panties and had my daughter. Even though there have been many lean and difficult years, I have never regretted allowing my daughter to live.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:17 PM (otfJ1)

562 Um, okay? I'm not saying white parents *shouldn't* adopt black babies. Hell, I encourage that. But there are those (mostly liberals) that won't allow it because they don't think black kids will get the same kind of "cultural" education were they to be raised by black parents. It's utterly bullshit and damns the kids, but that's how liberals work, isn't it? Race is more important than the kids' well being.

But I don't care if you call me a racist because clearly my saying sarcastically that it's damn near impossible for white parents to adopt black kids is racist.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:15 AM (YxBuk)

It is also the explicit policy of the current adoption system to make this virtually impossible today.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:17 PM (CN+Qv)

563 usually a manipulative/abusive boyfriend in the picture strongarming her into one particular "choice."

Not so sure about that any more; kids are taught that it's not a baby. I can't tell you how many high school girls I tutored who used abortion as a means of birth control. I'm talking 14 year olds.

I wouldn't march in the streets to keep abortion legal, nor would I march in the streets if they made it illegal, but it angers me no end that the rabidly Pro Choice crowd refuses to acknowledge that the choice is in fact a human life. There is a cowardice there that is sickening; own your beliefs, for God's sake.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:17 PM (SsG4J)

564 Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:15 AM (YxBuk)

--Rum, I think you and Breaker had a mutual misunderstanding about your sarcasm.  You were stating the fact that racialist policies block Whites' adopting Blacks; Breaker was taking that as your advocating that, which I took that you do not endorse.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:18 PM (lh7Yc)

565 heh, in seattle yes. UW was trying lobbying for an affirmative action intitiative and counted all the asians at UW as white because if they counted them as a minority 52% of the school was already minority. ---- When are whites going to be a minority again? 2020? 2030? If I'm not rounded up into a camp, it'll be interesting to see if I can get some "minority" perks.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:18 PM (nRTou)

566   561 Ima Wurdibitsch, what was that place in Mississippi you were recommending to me the other day?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:14 AM (s7mIC)

Tunica! The Redneck Riviera. Fun place, a bit (okay, a lot) redneck, but still a good time.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:19 PM (otfJ1)

567

I have three Korean cousins because my Aunt and Uncle adopted them from orphanages.  I had some friends looking into adoption years ago and heard all about it.

The problem is not a lack of willing adoptive parents.  The problem is that it's actually cheaper and quicker to adopt a child from Africa or Russia than it is to adopt one from across the city.

Most people aren't willing to go through the financial and emotional trauma that  is required to navigate the American system.  Furthermore, most couples, especially young couples, want to adopt babies.  It's not an unsympathetic position.  Parents want to see their child's first steps, hear his first words, and generally experience all that stuff that you associate with parenthood.  Older children mean that you miss out on that.  Additionally, older children often come with a lot of baggage, either from the dysfunction that they experience at home, or from years in the foster care system.

 

Posted by: Alex at September 10, 2011 09:19 PM (J2ejK)

568 570 Oldcat,

"you have to ah understand why I er decided that um uh it has nothing to ah do with politics once when I was ah 12 my typical white woman grandmother didn't let me get a third scoop of rocky road....I simply cannot allow that to happen and the love of ROCKY ROAD IS BI-PARTISAN PASS THE BILL NOW!"

//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:19 PM (AEIYh)

569 Oh and Rum to be clear I am not arguing you are a racist, accusing anyone of racism, or any of that....it is just funny that the exception that proves the rule seems to have a grudge against his grandparents and a nuclear football.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:20 PM (AEIYh)

570 It makes me shake my head in disbelief that the majority of Asian still vote D

Seriously?? Most of my friends are Asian, and most are Republicans. (Except the ones who are teachers, sadly)

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:21 PM (SsG4J)

571 Only blacks were sold this miserable government solution that has kept them as a permanent underclass as the new immigrant nationalities have leapfrogged them - hispanic, asian and indian (dots, not feathers).

I dunno. Miami has Haitians bathing in their yards!

Posted by: John Bobbit at September 10, 2011 09:22 PM (piMMO)

572 Ima Wurdibitsch, thanks for sharing your story, that is amazing
I am happy for both you and your daughter
I bet she is an amazing girl

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:22 PM (s7mIC)

573

 I have never regretted allowing my daughter to live.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:17 AM (otfJ1)

And God Bless you for it.

Why don't they do a study of women who have regretted abortion?

I have  friends who  wish they could take that decision back.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:22 PM (R21xD)

574 575 Alex,

indeed...

the wife and I have *a* son....good kid....but we have empty seats at a table in our hearts of the several pregancies we lost....

"never babies" but as a military family there are even more hoops to jump through....

no, the grandkids God willing we get some will be our focus

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:22 PM (AEIYh)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 09:22 PM (FBr/C)

576 She told/showed me the truth of what abortion was. I took responsibility for my actions. I pulled up my big girl panties and had my daughter. Even though there have been many lean and difficult years, I have never regretted allowing my daughter to live.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:17 AM (otfJ1)

My best friends in Chicago were conservative but pro-choice.  We differed at times on it so they knew my position. When they tried for their first child she had a miscarriage and she had to have an abortion to remove the dead child.  After that they told me later that they weren't pro choice anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:23 PM (CN+Qv)

577 Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2011 01:20 AM (AEIYh)

Heh, I know. The irony is staggering. I have a friend who was born a crack baby (and yes he's black) who was adopted by white parents. And he still votes D. So I don't know if that's an indictment of white guilt or being brought up in a blue city.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:23 PM (YxBuk)

578

Not so sure about that any more; kids are taught that it's not a baby.

What is so damn Ironic about that, they say it is just a cluster of cells, nothing more. But they find a piece of a fossilized single cell organism in some fragment of a meteor, they call it proof of life in outer space. Someone explain that contradiction to me

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2011 09:23 PM (H/MnC)

579 Seriously?? Most of my friends are Asian, and most are Republicans. (Except the ones who are teachers, sadly)

Posted by: MissTammy at September 11, 2011 01:21 AM (SsG4J)

--I think the Asian vote is like the Hispanic vote: Cubans, Taiwanese and Vietnamese know what a pig in a poke socialism is, whereas many of the rest still have a hard-on for Big Brother.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:24 PM (lh7Yc)

580 Ima Wurdibitsch, what was that place in Mississippi you were recommending to me the other day? ------------------------------------------------- I hope it was the interstate highway. Out of Mississippi.

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 09:24 PM (4t9J5)

581 573 Johnny,

White will GET affirmative action in 2573 after making up for the "500 years of slavery"....

I have always loved that little rhetorical flourish on their part...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:24 PM (AEIYh)

582 heh, in seattle yes. UW was trying lobbying for an affirmative action intitiative and counted all the asians at UW as white because if they counted them as a minority 52% of the school was already minority. ------ Asians, by and large, have assimilated perfectly into American society. That's why you don't see an asian victim group protests or movements. They vote based on their own personal politics, not identity ones. Asians weren't treated too well in America at first either. Many were basically slaves. It's a stark contrast to other minorities.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:24 PM (nRTou)

583 Posted by: MissTammy at September 11, 2011 01:21 AM (SsG4J)

All of my Asian friends vote D, too. It's sad. I think the more Americanized they are, they more left leaning they get.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:25 PM (YxBuk)

584

The problem is not a lack of willing adoptive parents. The problem is that it's actually cheaper and quicker to adopt a child from Africa or Russia than it is to adopt one from across the city.

Most people aren't willing to go through the financial and emotional trauma that is required to navigate the American system. 

Posted by: Alex at September 11, 2011 01:19 AM (J2ejK)

You are wrong - many are willing, if the system made it possible. There are too few white babies, and the cross racial ones are make impossible to adopt.

 

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:25 PM (CN+Qv)

585 580 Ima Wurdibitsch, thanks for sharing your story, that is amazing
I am happy for both you and your daughter
I bet she is an amazing girl

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:22 AM (s7mIC)

She is now an amazing woman (who has given me two aweome grandgirls). Of course, she's married to a Ronbot and there's some seriously crazy shit coming out of there but I still don't regret anything.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:26 PM (otfJ1)

586 White will GET affirmative action in 2573 after making up for the "500 years of slavery".... I have always loved that little rhetorical flourish on their part... ---- Crap, forgot about that. Better eat more arugala if I want to see some perks.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:26 PM (nRTou)

587 Someone help find the data. How many whites adopt blacks? How many blacks adopt whites? How many asians adopt hispanics? How many eskimos adopt aborigines? How many greys adopt reptilians......

Brad and Angelina don't count.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:27 PM (WCm02)

588

Why don't they do a study of women who have regretted abortion?

I have  friends who  wish they could take that decision back.

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 01:22 AM (R21xD)

A great many do. It's just not publicized. The lack of facts lead a lot of women into abortions. It's terribly sad. I have friends who had abortions and I do not judge them or hate them for it. I just feel bad for them. Most would never do it again.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:28 PM (otfJ1)

589 thanx Ima Wurdibitsch

new winter roadtrip plan

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:28 PM (s7mIC)

590 All of my Asian friends vote D, too.

I'll be darned. Most of my friends are either Japanese, half Japanese, or Vietnamese, and definitely conservative. I wonder if it's an Orange vs LA County thing?

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:28 PM (SsG4J)

591 591 Rum,

agreed and it pisses their first gen parents off...

at least in the Viet refugee community.....

essentially a Viet-American the liberals count as "white" to game funding decides "whites are too blame" for them not getting the goodies....

the split is usually 3-5 I watched a 59 year old woman I had known for 28 years punch her daughter in the mouth for a paper he she wrote defending Stalin's 5 year plan....

her mom just snapped when she read it and said "they were trying to rape all our village's women and kill anyone who had a job in the men idiot!"

it was sad

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:29 PM (AEIYh)

592

A great many do. It's just not publicized. The lack of facts lead a lot of women into abortions. It's terribly sad. I have friends who had abortions and I do not judge them or hate them for it. I just feel bad for them. Most would never do it again.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:28 AM (otfJ1)

And a lot that might regret cling to the Dems all the harder to provide a justification.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:29 PM (CN+Qv)

593

She is now an amazing woman (who has given me two aweome grandgirls). Of course, she's married to a Ronbot and there's some seriously crazy shit coming out of there but I still don't regret anything.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:26 AM (otfJ1)

Does she have silver dimes?

sorry, I am still laughing at crazy rons silver dimes.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:29 PM (MtwBb)

594 This is sort of on topic, but does it strike anyone else as the height of political correct absurdity that "person of color" is the polite way to describe "black" and "colored person" is the ultimate insult?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:29 PM (nRTou)

595 594 Johnny,

or just find the time machine that turns 260 or so years into you know "500"

and go forward or back to "you people's time"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:30 PM (AEIYh)

596 Someone help find the data. How many whites adopt blacks? How many blacks adopt whites? How many asians adopt hispanics? How many eskimos adopt aborigines? How many greys adopt reptilians......

Brad and Angelina don't count.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 01:27 AM (WCm02)

The data is skewed since the adopters don't have free choice.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:30 PM (CN+Qv)

597

My best friends in Chicago were conservative but pro-choice.  We differed at times on it so they knew my position. When they tried for their first child she had a miscarriage and she had to have an abortion to remove the dead child.  After that they told me later that they weren't pro choice anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:23 AM (CN+Qv)

I don't have access to the research right now (sorry) but there have been studies that show that previous abortions lead to a higher incidence of miscarriage later. That's so sad.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:30 PM (otfJ1)

598 Okay, so Rum is  a pro-choice conservative and that's causing her some distress?

Am I getting this right?

In that case being pro-choice conservative technically makes her libertarian.  Ergo, she is now required to vote for Ron Paul.

Problem solved, now lets talk about sexing beautiful wiminz.

Posted by: Robert telling it like it is at September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (4q6A5)

599 603 meant "your people's time" as though community is based only on predominant race....

we are still going to be the majority minority a bit longer though....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (AEIYh)

600 When are whites going to be a minority again? 2020? 2030? ------------------------------------------- 2050 I do not test well but I have always wanted to be a firefighter. In 2050.....at age 86............my dream fulfilled!

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (4t9J5)

601 597 thanx Ima Wurdibitsch

new winter roadtrip plan

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:28 AM (s7mIC)

That's awesome! I will gladly show you how to donate your hard earned dollars to the retirement funds of casino workers!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (otfJ1)

602 Brad and Angelina don't count. ------ Those aren't adoptions; that's shopping for accessories.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (nRTou)

603 #602 - well, it's not the NAAAA nor is it the NAAPOC.  On forms where I'm required to state my race, I write in European-American.  I do not use "African-American" except when stating a point and I don't refer to myself as white.  :-P

Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2011 09:33 PM (d6bkc)

604 Seriously?? Most of my friends are Asian, and most are Republicans. (Except the ones who are teachers, sadly)

Posted by: MissTammy at September 11, 2011 01:21 AM (SsG4J)

From 2004 :

Bush 44
Kerry 56

2008:
McCain 35
Obama 62

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 09:33 PM (FBr/C)

605 Rum, are you going to vote for Ron Paul?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:33 PM (s7mIC)

606

A great many do. It's just not publicized. The lack of facts lead a lot of women into abortions. It's terribly sad. I have friends who had abortions and I do not judge them or hate them for it. I just feel bad for them. Most would never do it again.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:28 AM (otfJ1)

I agree, every friend of mine just wishes they did not do it. I find that so sad, several generations of women told to just get abortions, and they are paying the price.

I could not have kids, have a beautiful step-daughter and she is pregnant. Could not be more pleased..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:34 PM (R21xD)

607

I don't have access to the research right now (sorry) but there have been studies that show that previous abortions lead to a higher incidence of miscarriage later. That's so sad.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:30 AM (otfJ1)

I don't think she had had an abortion herself before, although its possible. They have since had two pretty daughters.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:34 PM (CN+Qv)

608

Does she have silver dimes?

sorry, I am still laughing at crazy rons silver dimes.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 01:29 AM (MtwBb)

~facepalm~ They probably do.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:35 PM (otfJ1)

609 2008:
McCain 35
Obama 62

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2011 01:33 AM (FBr/C)

They never did like McCain

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:35 PM (MtwBb)

610 There is no such thing as a pro-abortion conservative.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:35 PM (WCm02)

611 Rum, are you going to vote for Ron Paul?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:33 AM (s7mIC)

She doesn't have a choice.  It's required.  The Re-Love-Lution, it calls.

Posted by: Robert telling it like it is at September 10, 2011 09:36 PM (4q6A5)

612

sorry, I am still laughing at crazy rons silver dimes.

You'll wish you had pocketfuls of silver dimes if you are ever perused by were wolfs...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:36 PM (c0A3e)

613 But I don't care if you call me a racist because clearly my saying sarcastically that it's damn near impossible for white parents to adopt black kids is racist.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:15 AM (YxBuk)


It was all of those invisible "boys" in your post that gave you away. 

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at September 10, 2011 09:36 PM (McHnx)

614 They never did like McCain ------ HAHAHA

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:36 PM (nRTou)

615 617 2008: McCain 35 Obama 62 Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2011 01:33 AM (FBr/C) They never did like McCain ------------------------------------------------- Or Harry S. Truman

Posted by: Spiker at September 10, 2011 09:38 PM (4t9J5)

616

Okay, so Rum is  a pro-choice conservative

same here

###HIGH FIVE###

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:38 PM (R7NIt)

617 damn streams of Red Orchestra 2 makes me wish I paid the extra $10 so I could be playing it right now instead of on Tuesday

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:38 PM (M8yfa)

618 Or Harry S. Truman

Posted by: Spiker at September 11, 2011 01:38 AM (4t9J5)

Or Ghenghis Khan

Posted by: Some Heavenly Emperor at September 10, 2011 09:39 PM (FBr/C)

619 That's awesome! I will gladly show you how to donate your hard earned dollars to the retirement funds of casino workers!

okay that's fine
I probably won't gamble all that much, but Mississippi is one state I have not yet visited

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:39 PM (s7mIC)

620 Most would never do it again

This.

I have found that many women who had abortions when very young don't regret it until they go have their first child, and realize in full what they lost and wonder what the babies they aborted would have looked like etc. And the agony of women who had abortions when younger and are unable to have children for some reason later on is pathetic, too.


18-1, must be a red city/blue city thing. I am thankfully in a fairly red area, and the Asian vote here is pretty solidly Republican.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:39 PM (SsG4J)

621

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:38 AM (R7NIt)


fuck off librul HURRRRRRR

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:41 PM (M8yfa)

622 now wait, how could you be a "Palinista Extremo" and be pro-choice?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:41 PM (s7mIC)

623 I have found that many women who had abortions when very young don't regret it until they go have their first child, and realize in full what they lost and wonder what the babies they aborted would have looked like etc. And the agony of women who had abortions when younger and are unable to have children for some reason later on is pathetic, too. ----- One dead, one wounded.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:41 PM (nRTou)

624 okay that's fine
I probably won't gamble all that much, but Mississippi is one state I have not yet visited

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:39 AM (s7mIC)

The Nachez trace road has some cool stops on it.  Vicksburg is cool if you like history.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:42 PM (CN+Qv)

625 okay that's fine
I probably won't gamble all that much, but Mississippi is one state I have not yet visited

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:39 AM (s7mIC)

I'm not a hardcore gambler but I like gaming a bit (the blackjack tables are pretty good and the company there is fun). The entertainment is interesting, the drinks are decent, and some of the food is fantastic. It's a nice break from reality.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:42 PM (otfJ1)

626

618  There is no such thing as a pro-abortion conservative

thats a negative, i am and my conservative cred is concrete solid

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:42 PM (R7NIt)

627 630 now wait, how could you be a "Palinista Extremo" and be pro-choice?

Or how can he still be a registered Democrat to boot?   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2011 09:42 PM (c0A3e)

628

same here

###HIGH FIVE###

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:38 AM (R7NIt)

You must also vote for Ron Paul.  And donate money. And man his phone banks, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Robert's Going Off His Rocker at September 10, 2011 09:43 PM (4q6A5)

629 Mississippi is one state I have not yet visited

I always enjoy visiting Ol' Miss. Love Natchez, Vicksburg etc, but then I am a Southerner to start with, and a history buff as well.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 10, 2011 09:43 PM (SsG4J)

630

The Nachez trace road has some cool stops on it.  Vicksburg is cool if you like history.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:42 AM (CN+Qv)

I have to agree with that. The Nachez trace is very cool. There are also some nice caves in the area. If you're into music, Memphis (and Beale St.) are very close. So much fun, even in the cooler months.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:43 PM (otfJ1)

631

629  haHaHA

oh, my wife's friend is singing the praises of the razorblade, what a tool

he says i'm nuts for buying a clevo

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:44 PM (R7NIt)

632 Or how can he still be a registered Democrat to boot?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 11, 2011 01:42 AM (c0A3e)

Thats REALLY pro-chioce

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:44 PM (CN+Qv)

633

thats a negative, i am and my conservative cred is concrete solid


Oh for God's sake you are a Cubs fan.  You cannot possibly be a conservative.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:44 PM (s7mIC)

634 now wait, how could you be a "Palinista Extremo" and be pro-choice?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:41 AM (s7mIC)

He's still a Dem, that's short for my life is a contradiction.

Plus he's Navy

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:44 PM (MtwBb)

635 Rum, didn't know sarcasm was one of your attributes. Maybe I should have?

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:45 PM (WCm02)

636

635  and a diehard catholic

636  if i vote for ron paul my wife would leave me...although i would have a pocket full of silver dimes

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:45 PM (R7NIt)

637 yeah I wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours in Vicksburg, that seems like a city with a lot of history

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:45 PM (s7mIC)

638

oh, my wife's friend is singing the praises of the razorblade, what a tool

he says i'm nuts for buying a clevo

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:44 AM (R7NIt)


rather throw the razor and Clevo into a fire

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:45 PM (M8yfa)

639 602 This is sort of on topic, but does it strike anyone else as the height of political correct absurdity that "person of color" is the polite way to describe "black" and "colored person" is the ultimate insult?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 01:29 AM (nRTou)

--Noted in Bloom County in the '80s

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:46 PM (lh7Yc)

640 are you going to vote for Ron Paul?

Heh. Only if by some horrible luck he's the GOP nom. Thank God that'll never happen.

It's gonna be Rick Perry, bitches!

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:46 PM (YxBuk)

641

Oh for God's sake you are a Cubs fan. You cannot possibly be a conservative.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:44 AM (s7mIC)

 

 

But wishing it was 1908 every year Defines being Conservative!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:46 PM (CN+Qv)

642 I'm a recovering Catholic. I don't identify with any organized religion these days but I do, proudly, say that I'm a Christian. Faith is personal and not tied to doctrine.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:47 PM (otfJ1)

643

641  Oh for God's sake you are a Cubs fan.  You cannot possibly be a conservative

a conservative in heavy denial

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:47 PM (R7NIt)

644 It's gonna be Rick Perry, bitches!

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:46 AM (YxBuk)

Not if Ace's gentile "Is he Electable" posts take hold!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:47 PM (CN+Qv)

645 But wishing it was 1908 every year Defines being Conservative!

LOLOL oh that truly is funny
okay I take it all back

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:47 PM (s7mIC)

646 Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 01:45 AM (WCm02)

High functioning sociopath. Maybe I should make it Sarcastic High Functioning Sociopath?

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:47 PM (YxBuk)

647 I'm a recovering Catholic. I don't identify with any organized religion these days but I do, proudly, say that I'm a Christian. Faith is personal and not tied to doctrine.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:47 AM (otfJ1)

Sounds like a doctrine!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:48 PM (CN+Qv)

648 man, I'm gonna boot up RO2 and my GPU is going to promptly tell me to go fuck myself

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:48 PM (M8yfa)

649

Not if Ace's gentile "Is he Electable" posts take hold!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:47 AM (CN+Qv)

Oh Jeebus, I hope Romney isn't the new improved Mike Castle.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:48 PM (MtwBb)

650

Sounds like a doctrine!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:48 AM (CN+Qv)

Damnit.  I need to change my religion speech!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (otfJ1)

651

647  It's gonna be Rick Perry, bitches

he'll make a great vp pick for Teh Sarah!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (R7NIt)

652 This is sort of on topic, but does it strike anyone else as the height of political correct absurdity that "person of color" is the polite way to describe "black" and "colored person" is the ultimate insult?

I posited this question to a middle of the road coworker: How is "people of color" different that "colored people"? It's the same thing.

She agreed it was so and thinks they both sound bad.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (YxBuk)

653 well I don't care if it's Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, or Syphilitic Camel: I want whomever will beat Obama.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (s7mIC)

654 661 well I don't care if it's Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, or Syphilitic Camel: I want whomever will beat Obama.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:49 AM (s7mIC)

This.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (otfJ1)

655 6's bitches!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (R7NIt)

656 It's gonna be Rick Perry, bitches!

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:46 AM (YxBuk)

That's what a Ron Paul voter would want us to think.

Posted by: Robert's Going Off His Rocker at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (4q6A5)

657 Is it time?

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (Zgfnd)

658 damn, missed again

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (R7NIt)

659 Hollywood has hated America since the late 1960's.  It only got worse since 9/11.  Since then, every film has to show how they have cred with Islamic terrorists and how they totally hate Republicans.  I find watching anything made since 9/11 to be excruciating, and that includes the cartoons.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (i0App)

660

Oh Jeebus, I hope Romney isn't the new improved Mike Castle.

Posted by: robtr at September 11, 2011 01:48 AM (MtwBb)


but he is electable hence why Ace will be sucking Mitt's balls in a few months so fuck you true conservatives

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (M8yfa)

661 Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:49 AM (otfJ1)

x1000

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (YxBuk)

Posted by: Robert's Going Off His Rocker at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (4q6A5)

663 Awwwww,

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (Zgfnd)

664 or not

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (R7NIt)

665

647  It's gonna be Rick Perry, bitches

he'll make a great vp pick for Teh Sarah!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:49 AM (R7NIt)

Except for your pro-choice stance, I am completely with you.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:50 PM (otfJ1)

666 Can't find the actual Bloom County strip, but here is the dialogue (I read the original back int he day, so this sounds spot-on):

Steve Dallas's mother: Oh, look at that cute little colored girl playing across the street.

Steve Dallas: Mother! You can't call them "colored people" any more!

SDM: Why not? There's still a National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. I really don't think negroes mind.

SD: You can't call them "negroes", either, Mom.

SDM: What about The United Negro College Fund? I know that does good work on behalf of blacks.

SD: You're baiting me, Mom. Don't say "blacks", either. We'll use the appropriately sensitive, New Age term: People of Color.

SDM: "People of Color"?

SD: Yes.

SDM: Colored people.

SD: NO!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:51 PM (lh7Yc)

667 hell it could be Bob Dole for all I care
I want whomever is best positioned to beat the tar out of Obama
because I don't care how RINO-ey our nominee ends up being, a RINO is a lot better than a full-on Marxist

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 09:52 PM (s7mIC)

668 I'm a recovering Catholic. I don't identify with any organized religion these days but I do, proudly, say that I'm a Christian. Faith is personal and not tied to doctrine.

To this I say, bullshit.

Posted by: Torquemada at September 10, 2011 09:52 PM (ehEyA)

669

Yay, an American is still alive in the US Open.. Go Serena..

She was a beast. Sorry, just watched the match. was dvrd.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:52 PM (R21xD)

670 I posited this question to a middle of the road coworker: How is "people of color" different that "colored people"? It's the same thing.

She agreed it was so and thinks they both sound bad.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 11, 2011 01:49 AM (YxBuk)

I have always wondered what an African American is. Didn't the 14th ammendment sort of settle that?

Am I a swiss american? Liberals are just dumb, there is no getting around it.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 09:53 PM (MtwBb)

671

Was that when Dallas had been hit on the head and was all sensitive?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:53 PM (CN+Qv)

672 654 Maybe you should, cause high functioning sociopaths are a dime a dozen; but the sarcastic ones now, well.....

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 10, 2011 09:53 PM (WCm02)

673 'Rons and 'Ettes, I love you dearly but have too much schoolwork tomorrow. I think, since the number of the beast has been claimed my navycopjoe, it's time for me to call it a night. Buenos noches, amigos.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (otfJ1)

674 Oh Jeebus, I hope Romney isn't the new improved Mike Castle. ----- Is it just me, or are other people starting to warm a little to Romney? I was pretty anti-Romney, but he's so slick in debates and comes across knowledgeable and likable. ..... aside from the SS Perry nonsense and Romneycare, of course. Also, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (nRTou)

675 a RINO is a lot better than a full-on Marxist

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:52 AM (s7mIC)

With simple adjustments, we could make the Marxism of the past 2 1/2 years really shine.

Posted by: RINOs everywhere at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (4q6A5)

676 hell it could be Bob Dole for all I care
I want whomever is best positioned to beat the tar out of Obama
because I don't care how RINO-ey our nominee ends up being, a RINO is a lot better than a full-on Marxist

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 01:52 AM (s7mIC)

Only if he doesn't do what RINOs tend to do, which is lose.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (CN+Qv)

677 nite-o all....keep the souls stoked..

I may sit out tomorrow....I won't be up to trolls.

be safe

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (AEIYh)

678 Trick question: "Where're all the African-Canadians at?"

Posted by: derit at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (FQlFL)

679

Was that when Dallas had been hit on the head and was all sensitive?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:53 AM (CN+Qv)

--Yep, his touchy-feely libtard phase.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (lh7Yc)

680

Gah. I was preparing to sign off and saw this:

To this I say, bullshit.

Posted by: Torquemada at September 11, 2011 01:52 AM (ehEyA)

Why, bullshit?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:55 PM (otfJ1)

681 I have always wondered what an African American is. Didn't the 14th ammendment sort of settle that? ----- Sometimes when I'm drunk enough, I say my family came here from South America and claim to be an African American.. pasty white skin and all.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:55 PM (nRTou)

682

Why, bullshit?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 11, 2011 01:55 AM (otfJ1)

I think he was the Spanish Inquisition

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:56 PM (CN+Qv)

683

oh, and let me define my pro-choice stance

i personally feel that it should be the right of both the mother and father, can only be done in the first trimester, anyone under the age of 18 needs parental consent, it should not be paid for by the taxpayers, and it should be determined state by state by the voters

also, if my wife had an abortion i would leave her.  although i find it to be terrible, i feel i don't have the right to tell others what to do

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 09:56 PM (R7NIt)

684 Maybe you should, cause high functioning sociopaths are a dime a dozen; but the sarcastic ones now, well.....

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 11, 2011 01:53 AM (WCm02)

Silver dime'll net your five dozen and then some.

Posted by: Uncle Ronnie at September 10, 2011 09:56 PM (4q6A5)

685 South Africa*

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:56 PM (nRTou)

686 Why, bullshit?

Doctrinal adherence has both spiritual and temporal value.  The temporal value is that your limbs don't get pulled from your joints.

Posted by: Torquemada at September 10, 2011 09:57 PM (ehEyA)

687 I find I am unable to "warm up" to Romney.  I'll vote for him if he's the GOPs candidate, but to date, and since the last presidential election, he hasn't shown me anything but that he's a big government guy, and will jump on any bandwagon he can if he thinks it will give him votes.

I can't find it now, of course, but I had this cartoon of him with  multiple sets of eyes and multiple sets of mouths on his face.  "Don't like Romney's stance on this?  Just wait, it'll change."  Can't get that image out of my head.     

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 09:57 PM (Zgfnd)

688 I think he was the Spanish Inquisition

No one ever expects it.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:57 PM (YxBuk)

689 ..... aside from the SS Perry nonsense and Romneycare, of course.

Also, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 01:54 AM (nRTou)

So aside from his policies, his tendency to attack his own base, and the fact that he failed miserably in his last run, he's peachy keen?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:57 PM (CN+Qv)

690

I think he was the Spanish Inquisition

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 01:56 AM (CN+Qv)

Aha. Probably should have googled it. It's late. I've indulged in a very nice wine. It's bedtime. Thanks, Oldcat.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 10, 2011 09:58 PM (otfJ1)

691

oh, and let me define my pro-choice stance

i personally feel that it should be the right of both the mother and father, can only be done in the first trimester, anyone under the age of 18 needs parental consent, it should not be paid for by the taxpayers, and it should be determined state by state by the voters

also, if my wife had an abortion i would leave her.  although i find it to be terrible, i feel i don't have the right to tell others what to do

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:56 AM (R7NIt)

--I agree with pretty much all of this (even more so personally since I;m expecting Baby #1).   As a matter of morals, I say no dice.  As a matter of law, I'm 10th Amendment.

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 09:58 PM (lh7Yc)

692

oh, and let me define my pro-choice stance

i personally feel that it should be the right of both the mother and father, can only be done in the first trimester, anyone under the age of 18 needs parental consent, it should not be paid for by the taxpayers, and it should be determined state by state by the voters

also, if my wife had an abortion i would leave her.  although i find it to be terrible, i feel i don't have the right to tell others what to do

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:56 AM (R7NIt)


I's a librul as that's my stance though I still prefer adoption over abortion

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 09:58 PM (M8yfa)

693 My hash is a good approximate recreation of the sound of those who deviate.

Posted by: Torquemada at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (ehEyA)

694

also, if my wife had an abortion i would leave her. although i find it to be terrible, i feel i don't have the right to tell others what to do

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 01:56 AM (R7NIt)

Not even White Sox fans?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (CN+Qv)

695 Trick question: "Where're all the African-Canadians at?"

Posted by: derit at September 11, 2011 01:54 AM (FQlFL)

Murdered along with the gypsies and Conservative symps.

Posted by: Pierre Trudeau's (no relation to Gary) Dark Secret at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (4q6A5)

696 oh, and let me define my pro-choice stance i personally feel that it should be the right of both the mother and father, can only be done in the first trimester, anyone under the age of 18 needs parental consent, it should not be paid for by the taxpayers, and it should be determined state by state by the voters ----- Isn't pigeon-holed absolutism fun? Having to "define yourself" because your views don't fit on a bumper sticker is part of the problem with the debate.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (nRTou)

697 Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 01:55 AM (nRTou)

I had a friend in HS who had family from Morocco. They were pasty white Ashkenazi Jews. I told her she should claim to be African American - better perks that way.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (YxBuk)

698

Hey guys, you are getting on people who are pro-life. Why this?

I think everyone makes a choice, but sometimes pro-choice people get pissed at people who are pro-life. WTF.. Isn't that hypocritical?

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 09:59 PM (R21xD)

699

Hey guys, you are getting on people who are pro-life. Why this?

I think everyone makes a choice, but sometimes pro-choice people get pissed at people who are pro-life. WTF.. Isn't that hypocritical?

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 01:59 AM (R21xD)

They are? I missed it somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:01 PM (CN+Qv)

700 As a matter of law, I'm 10th Amendment.

Ditto.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 10:01 PM (YxBuk)

701

702  Not even White Sox fans?

they don't count since they aren't human

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:01 PM (R7NIt)

702 "Jacuzzi jet" I was thinking "Zone 5," myself, but that works.

Posted by: pko Strany at September 10, 2011 10:01 PM (RJOgX)

703 So aside from his policies, his tendency to attack his own base, and the fact that he failed miserably in his last run, he's peachy keen? ---- No, it isn't that. It's more that I find myself not envisioning holding my nose quite as hard if that's the nominee. That's all. He's not getting my vote in the primary.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:01 PM (nRTou)

704 'Member when you could get two scoops of ice cream for a plug nickel?

But you could pay your mortgage with a wheat penny.

'Member that?

Posted by: Lil' Ron Paul at September 10, 2011 10:02 PM (WCm02)

705 'Member when you could get two scoops of ice cream for a plug nickel?

But you could pay your mortgage with a wheat penny.

'Member that?

Posted by: Lil' Ron Paul at September 11, 2011 02:02 AM (WCm02)

Now that they've melted em down for the copper, you still can!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:03 PM (CN+Qv)

706 Word change:

Islamists are now "soccer fans". 

Posted by: The New York Times at September 10, 2011 10:04 PM (c0A3e)

707

i hate to say it but i think romney's biggest problem with the average voter is he's a mormon

me, i'll vote for a sack of cat shit before the dick in office now

the average voter....hmmmmmm

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:05 PM (R7NIt)

708 Ya know how astronauts piss into a glorified vacuum cleaner?

Are there any Morons here smart enough to figure out how to do that for more earthbound folks?

Cause I don't want to have to get up.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:05 PM (4q6A5)

709 714  is that obama in the picture?

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:06 PM (R7NIt)

710 Are there any Morons here smart enough to figure out how to do that for more earthbound folks? Cause I don't want to have to get up. ----- bladder buddy.com

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:07 PM (nRTou)

711 Word change:

Islamists are now "soccer fans".

Posted by: The New York Times at September 11, 2011 02:04 AM (c0A3e)

Given the damage that soccer fans do, that's a step in the right direction.

Although I seem to remember the soccer stadium under the Taliban being used to excecute girls who did not wear the face coverings, to the utter disinterest of the feminists.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:07 PM (CN+Qv)

712 Hard to believe that there were no USAF plans to protect D.C. in the event of a terrorist hijacking prior to 9/11. When I was stationed in Iceland, we had two F-15s on "hot standby" -- fully armed and ready to rock -- at all times. Granted, this was during the 80s, and our squadron's entire reason for being was to intercept Russian long-range bombers trying to take a short-cut over Iceland, but it still seems ludicrous that we wouldn't have a couple of fighter jets ready to roll at all times near our nation's Capital.

Posted by: holygoat at September 10, 2011 10:07 PM (2ptZ1)

713

716  just do it my way

piss in the bed and blame the cats

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:07 PM (R7NIt)

714 Ya know how astronauts piss into a glorified vacuum cleaner?

Are there any Morons here smart enough to figure out how to do that for more earthbound folks?

Cause I don't want to have to get up.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2011 02:05 AM (4q6A5)

Empties?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:07 PM (CN+Qv)

715 Granted, this was during the 80s, and our squadron's entire reason for being was to intercept Russian long-range bombers trying to take a short-cut over Iceland, but it still seems ludicrous that we wouldn't have a couple of fighter jets ready to roll at all times near our nation's Capital.

Posted by: holygoat at September 11, 2011 02:07 AM (2ptZ1)

Welcome to the era of "The End of History"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:09 PM (CN+Qv)

716 bladder buddy.com

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 02:07 AM (nRTou)

Need something bigger.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:09 PM (4q6A5)

717 707

Hey guys, you are getting on people who are pro-life. Why this?

I think everyone makes a choice, but sometimes pro-choice people get pissed at people who are pro-life. WTF.. Isn't that hypocritical?

Posted by: lou at September 11, 2011 01:59 AM (R21xD)

They are? I missed it somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 02:01 AM (CN+Qv)

Really, really, you did not see the snark in the last 100 comments?

I knew I should have steered clear of this discussion..

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 10:09 PM (R21xD)

718 yeah, even though she is fake, I'd still stick it in her pooper

http://tinyurl.com/6b8b99l

Posted by: The Dude at September 10, 2011 10:10 PM (M8yfa)

719

goodnight all, i have to be at the disney at 4am for a pick-up

i think i love disney more than rum now!!

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:11 PM (R7NIt)

720 oh if it's Romney I will campaign my little heart out for him

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:11 PM (s7mIC)

721 just do it my way

piss in the bed and blame the cats

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 11, 2011 02:07 AM (R7NIt)

I don't know if I can get away with blaming your cats.


Empties?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 02:07 AM (CN+Qv)

Hmmmmm...could leave them for my brother...

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:12 PM (4q6A5)

722

oh, and falcon fans?  make sure your hands are empty cause Da Bears are going to hand you your ass tomorrow

rick perry....she's coming for your ass in one week

Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at September 10, 2011 10:13 PM (R7NIt)

723 My wife is watching that dumb Gwenyth Paltrow country music movie. I just looked over and she's tearing up (she does that during movies). Me: Really? Her: You aren't watching. It's sad. Me: That Gweneth remains gainfully employed? Her: *Death Stare* I'm probably sleeping on the couch.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:14 PM (nRTou)

724

Posted by: The Dude at September 11, 2011 02:10 AM (M8yfa)

Jesus!!!!!

Okay, that needs canceling out. 

Crank this loudly, listen as often as necessary.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:15 PM (4q6A5)

725 Robert, shopvac?

Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2011 10:15 PM (6ziMD)

726 Yeah, I better turn in as well. Have a good night, Morons and Moronettes! (--and I'm kicking ass in fantasy football tomorrow!)

Posted by: logprof at September 10, 2011 10:15 PM (lh7Yc)

727 You can't spell Romney without R-Y-N-O.

Posted by: derit at September 10, 2011 10:16 PM (FQlFL)

728 hi
im here. kinds late hunh?

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 10, 2011 10:16 PM (QNeKQ)

729

What if a Gay white couple wants to adopt a black baby?

 

And about other races adopting a baby that is a different race than them; there is an NFL player who's name escapes me at the moment that is white and his adopted family is Japanese.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2011 10:16 PM (GULKT)

730

I am out too, seems like we solved most of the worlds problems except of the inequity between those with silver dimes and those without.

I don't know what to do about it.

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2011 10:18 PM (MtwBb)

731 726 yeah, even though she is fake, I'd still stick it in her pooper

oh man, my electrons' wavefunctions would overlap with hers so bad, it would be epic

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:18 PM (s7mIC)

732 736 hi
im here. kinds late hunh?

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 11, 2011 02:16 AM (QNeKQ)


well that depends.  are the ponies pro-life or pro-choice?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:19 PM (s7mIC)

733

What if a Gay white couple wants to adopt a black baby?

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2011 02:16 AM (GULKT)

Well, they'll need to get matching curtains...

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:19 PM (4q6A5)

734 shopvac?

Posted by: Jean at September 11, 2011 02:15 AM (6ziMD)

But could it handle the load?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:20 PM (4q6A5)

735 How many silver dimes does it take to fill your gas tank these days?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:20 PM (nRTou)

736 i feel i don't have the right to tell others what to do

If law doesn't exist to protect the innocent, what is it supposed to do?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:21 PM (GE1+K)

737

Since neither of the original protagonists were even discussing abortion, I didn't pay too much attention to those that picked it up to tell if they were serious or lying about their opinion.

If people were trying to needle me, they may have to work harder.

 

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:21 PM (CN+Qv)

738 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2011 02:16 AM (GULKT)

In The Family Stone (one of most horrible movies ever - total lib romcom) one of Diane Keaton's kids was gay and deaf. His boyfriend was black. They wanted to adopt I think a half white/half black baby or a black baby. I can't remember which.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk)

739 But could it handle the load?

that depends... is the shopvac cute?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:22 PM (s7mIC)

740

Hmmmmm...could leave them for my brother...

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2011 02:12 AM (4q6A5)

Think of it as recycling. Think Green!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:23 PM (CN+Qv)

741 If law doesn't exist to protect the innocent, what is it supposed to do?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 11, 2011 02:21 AM (GE1+K)

Spread the wealth, duh!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama MMMM MM MM MM at September 10, 2011 10:23 PM (4q6A5)

742 The Family Stone (one of most horrible movies ever - total lib romcom)

I totally agree - I was subjected to it on some airline flight, and I wanted to barf even in the absence of turbulence

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:23 PM (s7mIC)

743 In The Family Stone (one of most horrible movies ever - total lib romcom) one of Diane Keaton's kids was gay and deaf. His boyfriend was black. They wanted to adopt I think a half white/half black baby or a black baby. I can't remember which. --- Holy shit was that a terrible movie.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:23 PM (nRTou)

744 Spread the wealth, duh!

well played.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:24 PM (GE1+K)

745 And if *I* say a movie is bad, then it is truly bad

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:24 PM (s7mIC)

746 Trick question: "Where're all the African-Canadians at?"

Posted by: derit at September 11, 2011 01:54 AM (FQlFL)

I once heard a sports announcer call a black Canadian athlete at the Olympics a "Canadian African-American"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:24 PM (FBr/C)

747
that depends... is the shopvac cute?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:22 AM (s7mIC)

I won't take a Shopvac with anything smaller than double dees.

Posted by: Robert MM MM MM at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM (4q6A5)

748 My wife cried during The Family Stone too. But to be fair, she tears up during those Liberty Mutual commercials where everyone is doing nice things for each other.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM (nRTou)

749 I once heard a sports announcer call a black Canadian athlete at the Olympics a "Canadian African-American"

Talk about an identity crisis.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:25 PM (GE1+K)

750

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 02:23 AM (CN+Qv)

I like the way you think!

Posted by: Robert MM MM MM at September 10, 2011 10:26 PM (4q6A5)

751

I once heard a sports announcer call a black Canadian athlete at the Olympics a "Canadian African-American"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2011 02:24 AM (FBr/C)

So one from Africa would be an African African American?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:26 PM (CN+Qv)

752 But to be fair, she tears up during those Liberty Mutual commercials where everyone is doing nice things for each other.

Do you make the "crying wife" videos?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:26 PM (GE1+K)

753 BTW John E. I really like your Photoshops
they are good work

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:27 PM (s7mIC)

754 So one from Africa would be an African African American?

Well Africa is a continent. Pick a country.

South African African American.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:27 PM (GE1+K)

755 I once heard a sports announcer call a black Canadian athlete at the Olympics a "Canadian African-American" ------- Didn't a CNN announcer call them "rioting African-Americans" during that whole dustup in Paris a couple years ago when they were flipping over cars and starting fires?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:28 PM (nRTou)

756 Do you make the "crying wife" videos?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 11, 2011 02:26 AM (GE1+K)

Those were funny - even the crying wife was laughing at herself

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:28 PM (CN+Qv)

757 Thanks, Chem.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:28 PM (nRTou)

758 I have no issue whatsoever with Mitt's religion, and never have.   It's the "wet the finger, feel which way the wind is blowing" part that gets to me. 

Oh, and definitely Romneycare. 

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 10:28 PM (Zgfnd)

759 745

Since neither of the original protagonists were even discussing abortion, I didn't pay too much attention to those that picked it up to tell if they were serious or lying about their opinion.

If people were trying to needle me, they may have to work harder.

 

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2011 02:21 AM (CN+Qv)

Yes they were, but you let them slide, because they are regulars.

But, maybe this should not have been brought up at all. Maybe the ont thread should be fun, not talking about this. And no, I do not apologize for my opinion. It matters as much as yours.

Posted by: lou at September 10, 2011 10:29 PM (R21xD)

760 754 I'd wager that the athlete might prefer to speak French too. Has the world turned upside down?!

Posted by: derit at September 10, 2011 10:29 PM (FQlFL)

761 Do you make the "crying wife" videos? ---- Nah, she's just a softie. It's more endearing than annoying.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:29 PM (nRTou)

762 wow it's 1:30 here
should I go to bed or grab another beer?
you make the call!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:31 PM (s7mIC)

763 There will always be bed. Beer is a scarce resource.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:32 PM (nRTou)

764

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:31 AM (s7mIC)

Grab beer, piss in vacuum cleaner.

Then grab another beer.

Repeat.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (4q6A5)

765 CJ - Beer.  No contest.  Beer always wins.  

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (Zgfnd)

766 wow it's 1:30 here
should I go to bed or grab another beer?
you make the call!

There will always be bed. Beer is a scarce resource.

Every time you think about sobering up; Remember, beer is going to be real tough to get after the DOOM! so you had better drink up now.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:33 PM (GE1+K)

767 http://tinyurl.com/6b8b99l

Posted by: The Dude at September 11, 2011 02:10 AM (M8yfa)

So, following up on the discussion from a few days ago...its a Japanese computer generated woman...with out the Epicanthic fold.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2011 10:34 PM (FBr/C)

768 so is that a  yes?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:34 PM (s7mIC)

769 I'd say that's a mighty fuck yes.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:34 PM (4q6A5)

770 .its a Japanese computer generated woman

With diesels.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:35 PM (GE1+K)

771 If people were trying to needle me, they may have to work harder.

Be careful, I said the same thing.

Posted by: Pinhead at September 10, 2011 10:35 PM (FBr/C)

772 okay but just one more beer

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:36 PM (s7mIC)

773 okay but just one more beer ------ Put that on my tombstone.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:36 PM (nRTou)

774 If people were trying to needle me, they may have to work harder.

Be careful, I said the same thing.

Posted by: Pinhead at September 11, 2011 02:35 AM (FBr/C)

But those are pins!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:37 PM (CN+Qv)

775 Put that on my tombstone.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 02:36 AM (nRTou)

Won't it get warm there?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2011 10:38 PM (CN+Qv)

776 okay but just one more beer

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:36 AM (s7mIC)

One more six pack.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:38 PM (4q6A5)

777 One more six pack.

no, just one more beer - I'm fucked up enough already

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:40 PM (s7mIC)

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:40 PM (4q6A5)

779 no, just one more beer - I'm fucked up enough already ----- I'm calling shenanigans. Not enough typos and logical fallacies.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:41 PM (nRTou)

780 yuck

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:42 PM (s7mIC)

781 no, just one more beer - I'm fucked up enough already

Oh so your about to cross over the hump to really having a good time. If you back off now you'll get wobbly and crash. You just need to power through this part, kind of like breaking the sound barrier.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:42 PM (GE1+K)

782 That's what I was gonna say!

Jefe still reads too soberlylylylylyly.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:42 PM (4q6A5)

783 fine...

EWE R ALL RINOOOOSSS BECUZ.... BEER!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:42 PM (s7mIC)

784 EWE R ALL RINOOOOSSS BECUZ.... BEER!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:42 AM (s7mIC)

Who the fuck you calling a RINO, asshole?

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 10, 2011 10:44 PM (4q6A5)

785 EWE R ALL RINOOOOSSS BECUZ.... BEER!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:42 AM (s7mIC)

Who the fuck you calling a RINO, asshole?

Surely not you. You have to have some conservatism to be a RINO

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:45 PM (GE1+K)

786 Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 11, 2011 02:44 AM (4q6A5) ----- Didn't he say he could speak Chinese? Make jokes about Huntsman if you want, but we might need that.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:46 PM (nRTou)

787 Didn't he say he could speak Chinese? Make jokes about Huntsman if you want, but we might need that.

How do you say, "I ain't got the vig" in Chinese?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:47 PM (GE1+K)

788 look, the sooner you all admit your RINO tendencies, the easier it will be
I am the only true conservative in the universe
you all are inferior impostors
just admit your weakness and learn from your mistakes

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:47 PM (s7mIC)

789 I can say "We are but your humble slaves" in both mandarin and cantonese.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 10, 2011 10:49 PM (4q6A5)

790 oh and I apparently found out today that Miller Lite is "hillbilly beer"
who knew?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:49 PM (s7mIC)

791 Christine O'Donnell is a RINO. There, I said it.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:49 PM (nRTou)

792

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 11, 2011 02:49 AM (4q6A5)


so how do you say "I am a pussy" in Cantonese?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:50 PM (s7mIC)

793 Jon Huntsman: pussy
Mitt Romney: pussy
Ron Paul: pussy
Rick Perry: pussy
chemjeff: TOTALLY AWSUM

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2011 10:51 PM (s7mIC)

794 so how do you say "I am a pussy" in Cantonese?

Well you have to start with the right idiom.

"My name is John Boehner" is a good start.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:51 PM (GE1+K)

795 Christine O'Donnell is a RINO. There, I said it.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 11, 2011 02:49 AM (nRTou)

Real conservatives shave it into a racing stripe.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:51 PM (4q6A5)

796 Real conservatives shave it into a racing stripe.

that's hawt

Posted by: chemjeff, real conservative at September 10, 2011 10:53 PM (s7mIC)

797 so how do you say "I am a pussy" in Cantonese?

You'll want to learn how to say it in Mandarin since it's the national dialect, not Cantonese.

Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 10, 2011 10:53 PM (YxBuk)

798 I think we should tone down the rhetoric and stop trashing other GOP candidates. Except Ron Paul. He's a total pussy and his supporters like to have sex with their cousins.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 10:53 PM (nRTou)

799 Real conservatives shave it into a racing stripe.

Well I guess that bush is a lot like the wild kingdom.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:53 PM (GE1+K)

800

so how do you say "I am a pussy" in Cantonese?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2011 02:50 AM (s7mIC)



我
一个猫

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 10, 2011 10:54 PM (4q6A5)

801 well I think I am going to bed while the room is spinning at only 10 RPM
good night

Posted by: chemjeff, real conservative at September 10, 2011 10:54 PM (s7mIC)

802 that's hawt

Posted by: chemjeff, real conservative at September 11, 2011 02:53 AM (s7mIC)

That's only the start of it, tiger.

Posted by: Dana Perino at September 10, 2011 10:55 PM (4q6A5)

803 Wait, Miller Lite is hillbilly beer?   Sez who?   

Posted by: Theresa D. at September 10, 2011 10:55 PM (Zgfnd)

804 well I think I am going to bed while the room is spinning at only 10 RPM
good night

No don't back off the throttle it's too dangerous....

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM (GE1+K)

805
Well I guess that bush is a lot like the wild kingdom.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 11, 2011 02:53 AM (GE1+K)

Men have been lost and never heard from again in there.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:56 PM (4q6A5)

806 Listen to Mike, the solution is to power forward.  Don't back off now, that's just what the beer gremlins want!

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 10:57 PM (4q6A5)

807 stop trashing other GOP candidates. Except Ron Paul.

I always like to ask the Ronulans about their plan for Iran.

Wait until they nuke Israel, then join Israel in a counter strike, or just pretend they are not going to nuke us next. Watching  Ronulan choke on an alliance with Israel, and near certainty of getting nuked is fun.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 11:01 PM (GE1+K)

808 OK, I'm out, too.  It's midnight where I sit. 

Carp, guess I'll have to stay here, too, 'cuz my coach that I rode to the ONT ball has just turned back into a pumpkin

Posted by: Theresarella at September 10, 2011 11:02 PM (Zgfnd)

809 Carp, guess I'll have to stay here, too, 'cuz my coach that I rode to the ONT ball has just turned back into a pumpkin

Just give him some viagra and gatorade and he'll perk right up.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 11:04 PM (GE1+K)

810 Everyone's bailing. So MikeTheMoose and I win?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 11:07 PM (nRTou)

811 *Sigh*

Well, fun while it lasted.

Night all!

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2011 11:10 PM (4q6A5)

812 Yeah I guess thats it

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (GE1+K)

813 637: Born and raised in Natchez. But, shall we say, it did not benefit from the influx of Katrina refugees and is not what it used to be. ... And, coincidentally, I'm about 15 or 20 minutes from Tunica now. Don't often come across mentions of north Mississippi online.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at September 10, 2011 11:11 PM (gdlLS)

814 I'm ET. You PT morons should be ashamed.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 10, 2011 11:12 PM (nRTou)

815 If people were trying to needle me, they may have to work harder.
That's what the wriggling fetus said to the abortionist.

Posted by: heinrich organmauler at September 10, 2011 11:20 PM (Ou4YC)

816 Whoa...dark.

Posted by: Gem at September 10, 2011 11:26 PM (zw+pb)

817 Anyone still here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 10, 2011 11:37 PM (qh6hc)

818 Guess I'll turn the lights out then. G'night all!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 10, 2011 11:39 PM (qh6hc)

819 I thought the lights were on but there was no one at home?

Posted by: old joke at September 10, 2011 11:43 PM (Ou4YC)

820 I suspect Rick Perry only puts his boots on one at a time, making him part RINO. Chemjeff probably doesn't even own a pair of boots, making him waaaay past RINO and off somewhere in candyass land.
 
Now excuse me, I gotta go jump into my boots like a real conservative.
 
Can we haz an election yet?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2011 11:43 PM (ENKCw)

821 Welcome to pre-dawn buzzkill.

As was discussed Friday night, I don't feel like memorializing; I feel like vengeance.

New Hampshire has an event call Flags on the 48. They will be memorializing. In honor of our current president, I shall be hiking up Mount Deception. It is a trail-less peak with a sign-in register. I plan to make my sentiment known, and I shall note that in NYC, they refuse to even memorialize. No clergy, no firefighters.

Later folks, got a drive ahead of me.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2011 11:55 PM (4Kl5M)

822 http://tinyurl.com/455z254

Posted by: derit at September 11, 2011 12:07 AM (FQlFL)

823 Direct link to video of Heather Penny interview on C-Span 3.  I got chills listening to her description of the calm manner her flight leader told her he was going to ram the cockpit & her understanding without being told that she would be aiming for the tail.

http://tinyurl.com/3lveu53

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at September 11, 2011 01:14 AM (y+LPw)

824

The last week of August, 2011 and the first week of September 2011 "Lucky's" unit (DC ANG as I recall) was at Red Flag, along with my squadron.  I remember her scoring an air-to-air 'kill' as a wingman in the strike package on one mission. 

... and then two weeks later we were all in an actual war. 

Posted by: Chris Penningroth at September 11, 2011 03:02 AM (hAq2k)

825 ah good find Buddy.

Posted by: CDR M at September 11, 2011 03:38 AM (Ybl9g)

826 Good Morning, Morons & Moronettes. The media is busily wallowing in reruns of old 9/11 videotapes and interviewing each other about what they went through that day. You can always count on the MSM's peculiar ability to make the story about themselves. They do not disappoint this morning. I'm going to try to keep my personal wallow in the tragedies of thousands of others down to a minimum. Not out of disrespect, but out of a sense that the human condition demands that we always face forward. I hope that this is really the last huge public remembrance of 9/11. There should always be some tasteful commemoration at the memorials in NYC and PA, but after today we should stop the mass wallow. It's not good for our psyche, and not even good for the families of the survivors, to keep reliving 9/11 like some National Groundhog's Day of Horror. We are in effect forcing them to attend the the funeral of their loved ones each and every year. I'm sure that they now dread 9/11 almost as much for having to attend these annual commemorations as for the memories that great brought up by the turn of the calendar. In a way, we are now exploiting those families for our own emotional ends. And we need to stop.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 11, 2011 03:44 AM (niZvt)

827 edit: "great" s/b "get."

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 11, 2011 03:45 AM (niZvt)

828 Why is the pilot flying  what looks to be a Czech trainer?

Posted by: Molon Labe at September 11, 2011 09:10 AM (S7K8x)

Posted by: christine at September 13, 2011 01:02 AM (UE+Pv)

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