December 31, 2011
— CDR M
Happy New Year Moron Nation!! I don't know about you guys, but I'm so glad 2011 is over. Now on to 2012 where we all know we have a role to play in the Election of All Elections. Get involved. Some way, some how. Just do it.
Now here is your PSA for the evening. There is always a lot of focus on drunk driving but there is something else just as dangerous if not more so. The Perils Of Drunk Walking. Be very careful when you get your swerve on and stumble home.
For every mile walked drunk, turns out to be eight times more dangerous than the mile driven drunk. To put it simply, if you need to walk a mile from a party to your home, youÂ’re eight times more likely to die doing that than if you jump behind the wheel and drive your car that same mile.
Video of the greatest Drunk Walk ever caught on video below the fold.
New Year's Eve Info
Here are 10 Things You Might Not Know About New Year's Eve.
For children born after 1975 in the US, much of our concepts of the New Year have been shaped by the Rankin/Bass film Rudolph’s Shiny New Year, a sequel to the stop motion classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Rudolph travels through the Archipelago of Time, where old years retire after they’ve run their course. There’s also something about a huge, horrifying bird, and a baby named Happy, too. Really, I have a feeling if I ever watch this film again I might never recover. It did, however, introduce the word “archipelago” to my lexicon, for which I am quite grateful.
Fun Ways To Ring In The New Year
Saw this over at Neatorama. 10 Fun Ways To Ring In The New Year.
In many countries, including Spain, Italy, Bolivia, and a variety of other countries, it is also traditional to wear certain colors of underwear on New YearÂ’s Eve in order to bring good luck in the next year. While red is the traditional color in Spain and Italy, colors vary from country to country. In Bolivia, red is for love and yellow is for moneyÂ…presumably that means youÂ’re in for both if you wear red and yellow polka dots.
Flying Cat
I'm hoping he landed on his feet.
Nekkid Airlines?
Based on my travels on airlines, it's a rare occurrence that I would deign to see the passengers in the buff. According to this article, I'm in the minority on this one. Hands Up, Pants Down: The Pros And Cons Of Flying Nude.
In an entirely unscientific survey conducted by Trip Advisor, nearly four in five of the 22,091respondents said they were willing to get their gear off when high in the sky, if it meant that other people on the flight would also be under-dressed.The upsides include reduced plane weight, no-fuss body scans and plenty of good visual amusement when your flight is delayed.
On the downside, you'd want to hope there's no turbulence while the hostie is waving a pot of piping hot coffee above your jewels.
ItÂ’s also worth keeping in mind that planes are generally not full of people from Country Road catalogues. They are full of people who are bony, smelly, withered, blubbery, saggy, knobbly, bent and who come with rashes, stretch marks, pimples, scars and all manner of other nasties.
Cat VS Dog
Frankly, I'm amazed the cat was able to pull off some of these tricks.
People Of The Year
This list is much better than the Time Person of the Year. The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year. I think all Morons will agree with this award here:
This though might give Christina a run for the money. Kate Upton: Internet Girlfriend Of The Year.
Update: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse says THIS is ONT Worthy Kate Upton Material.
Real Fireworks
America's Drunkest Cities
Heh. No surprise. Boston is number one. America's Drunkest Cities.
Bonus: What Your "Drink" Says About You.
Martini: If you're a guy, you're trying to impress (and it's probably working). If you're a girl drinking a dirty martini, you're a hot mess: the dirtier, the messier, the hotter.Bud Light: You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.
Stella Artois: You have no particular knowledge or affinity towards beer so you just order "Stella" cause it's familiar.
Whiskey, neat: You're hot. Regardless of gender.
Commenter Music Selections
Cosplay Image of the Day
I really, really like this 7 of 9.
Weapons Quiz
How well do you know your rifles? Here's the Military Channel Rifle Quiz.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or CDR M. Otherwise send tips to Ace.
Posted by: CDR M at
05:32 PM
| Comments (1119)
Post contains 826 words, total size 8 kb.
Posted by: Pants on the Ground guy at December 31, 2011 05:38 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 05:41 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 05:41 PM (jbVeA)
No pacing here. Going to bed shortly.
I prefer sunrise activities for New Year's. Being awake at midnight has no real appeal to me.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 05:42 PM (Lpgtj)
Happy New Year y'all!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 05:42 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 09:41 PM (jbVeA)
That's what I thought too!
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2011 05:42 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at December 31, 2011 05:43 PM (oif6Y)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 05:43 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Dan at December 31, 2011 05:44 PM (5gk+b)
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 05:44 PM (HPcQF)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 05:45 PM (QQAJP)
Cat wins.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 09:42 PM (piMMO)
In related news, the world's smartest SCOAMF competed against the world's smartest breeds of umbrellas and gates.
Umbrellas and gates win.
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 05:45 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Boston12GS at December 31, 2011 05:45 PM (3eLcc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2011 05:46 PM (UTq/I)
Here ya go.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 05:46 PM (jbVeA)
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 05:47 PM (m9e9j)
I'm somewhat surprised that Denver (13) beat out Houston (25). Austin (7) does not surprise me one bit.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 05:48 PM (QQAJP)
Plus she has a rather large camel toe.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 05:48 PM (uuOfy)
Damnit, you could've tipped me on that one!
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2011 05:48 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 09:47 PM (m9e9j)
I'm thinking second story tops.
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2011 05:50 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 05:50 PM (/h3en)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 05:50 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 05:51 PM (3ps4w)
Was thinking of going commando
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 05:51 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:50 PM (F8cIU)
Tri-color.
Whitish. With yellow in the front and brown in the back.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 05:52 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: No Drunk Should Walk Alone at December 31, 2011 05:52 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:50 PM (F8cIU)
Mine are beautiful! Such rich colors!
Wait, what?
Posted by: The Emperor with his new clothes at December 31, 2011 05:52 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 09:47 PM (piMMO)
Phewwww, nobody wants to see that old fish.
Posted by: Antoinne Merriweather at December 31, 2011 05:53 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 05:53 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 31, 2011 05:53 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 09:51 PM (3ps4w)
Good news! About the phone, not the lost alcohol. That's a shame right there.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 05:54 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 31, 2011 05:54 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 05:54 PM (m9e9j)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 05:54 PM (uuOfy)
Whitish. With yellow in the front and brown in the back.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 09:52 PM (uuOfy)
I almost added "or what color were they originally" but I thought I'd be nice for a change. A completely wasted gesture, as it turns out.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 05:55 PM (F8cIU)
I almost added "or what color were
they originally" but I thought I'd be nice for a change. A completely
wasted gesture, as it turns out.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:55 PM (F8cIU)
I would have added orange on the sides from the Cheetos.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 05:56 PM (uuOfy)
So, c'mon, who's wearing their lucky underwear tonight and what color are they?
"Luck" has nothing to do with it, Peaches, IYKWIM.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 05:57 PM (7yvLv)
"Luck" has nothing to do with it, Peaches, IYKWIM.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 09:57 PM (7yvLv)
Hi L Rob, Boomer Sooner!
Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 05:58 PM (R21xD)
Phewwww, nobody wants to see that old fish.
Posted by: Antoinne Merriweather at December 31, 2011 09:53 PM (uuOfy)
If they don't bring back 'Men On' for the new shows it won't be worth watching.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 05:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Skidmark Johnson at December 31, 2011 05:59 PM (ucERL)
So, c'mon, who's wearing their lucky underwear tonight and what color are they?
If by 'lucky underwear' you mean ether soaked rag in a ziploc...
Check.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2011 06:00 PM (Gwanb)
fukk drunk driving or drunk walking,
you know what is dangerous? drunk fukking some chick you met 45 minutes ago at a bar.
them chicks are crazy
Posted by: redbull and jaeger at December 31, 2011 06:00 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 09:50 PM (F8cIU)
Better yet, the real question is who is NOT wearing any underwear tonight?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 06:00 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Iblis at December 31, 2011 06:01 PM (MQa8z)
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2011 09:48 PM (Ybl9g)
How are you?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 06:01 PM (XwAkf)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:02 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:02 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Oklahoman at December 31, 2011 06:02 PM (z44WV)
Posted by: booger on his android at December 31, 2011 06:03 PM (9oK2K)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:03 PM (piMMO)
I second that, CDR M! The bestest of the best.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:03 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:05 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Racefan at December 31, 2011 06:05 PM (OXohq)
here is a kitteh for you
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 10:01 PM (s7mIC)
I did, chemjeff, and no, it's not me.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:06 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: Peeping Tom at December 31, 2011 06:07 PM (ucERL)
Lets' make 2012 a better year than 2011.
Thanks CDR M, ONT was excellent!
Posted by: Mike in CFL at December 31, 2011 06:07 PM (motsG)
If they don't bring back 'Men On' for the new shows it won't be worth watching.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 09:59 PM (piMMO)
Agreed. It's not like David Allen Grier's dance card is full.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 06:07 PM (uuOfy)
I did, chemjeff, and no, it's not me.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 10:06 PM (F8cIU)
yeah you're right, not enough booze
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:07 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:08 PM (7yvLv)
This is me not lurking :-)
Happy Birthday New Year ! Enoy this arrangement of Roberta Flack that never gets heard. Dim the lights, light a candle, hoist your favorite beverage and change your meaning of life and remember the term "my love"
Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 06:09 PM (7U2lm)
Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 06:09 PM (R21xD)
"Men On" was one of the funniest things they ever did. As was the dating service schtick, I think it was called "Lowered Expectations."
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:10 PM (F8cIU)
Nowhere close to midnight, but celebrating anyway!! HNY!!!!
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 06:11 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 06:12 PM (uIz80)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:12 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:13 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 06:13 PM (FQlFL)
ya know, that is about where I'm at right now.
usually, when I prepare my taxes, and I think I have a questionable deduction, I don't include it, because I figure if I am audited, telling the auditor that I refrained from taking a questionable deduction would be points in my favor.
but now? fuck man I think I'm gonna try to cook up stupid shit just to attempt to screw with da man
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:14 PM (s7mIC)
Nowhere close to midnight, but celebrating anyway!! HNY!!!!
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 10:11 PM (TDe/C)
Me too, in Vegas and its 5 more hours for new year here. Soon for the east coast morons.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 06:14 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 06:14 PM (kEIt4)
My New Year's Eve just got a lot better, wifey went to bed. So, for you serious rock fans, check out the band Kings X and their song Pray and Ty Tabor with his song Ride, on youtube. Seriously, if you like rock, check it out (and sorry I can't link). And if I'm being annoying, give me a f*ckin break, I'm on my 11th beer.
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:14 PM (HPcQF)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:15 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: BigBoreCore at December 31, 2011 06:15 PM (mXY2a)
It should be required that any blog with a sense of humor link this during each Super Bowl.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)
Garth Brooks?
Really?
Someone needs to take Chaffee's Rhode Island "Holiday Tree" and shove it sideways up Garth's ass. I'm sure it'll fit just fine.
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:17 PM (HPcQF)
I know that at times I come off as a whiny "Mike in Michigan" kind of guy who needs therapy. And I apologize for that.
But you all are a part of my extended family now, I don't know what life without AoSHQ would be like anymore. The past 2 years have been full of incredible change for me and you all have been the constancy in my life.
So, I ask for forgiveness in advance for 2012 for what I will do to inevitably piss you off, and thanks in advance for all of your camaraderie and advice.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 06:19 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:19 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:20 PM (HPcQF)
I'm glad that my 2nd choice is all of you.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 06:21 PM (wH6fn)
Sounds like Rorschach in The Watchmen.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 06:21 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:22 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 06:23 PM (yYtEO)
Thanks for the Chieftains. They were my dad's favorite. He passed last December. Just got done with CGSC with a fair number of naval personnel. Here is to us, and those like us, damn few left.
Posted by: MAJ O at December 31, 2011 06:23 PM (ThQkB)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 06:24 PM (kEIt4)
Those kinds of cattys are more easily trainable than plain old housecats.
Posted by: dicentra at December 31, 2011 06:24 PM (AIGFR)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 06:24 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 06:25 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2011 06:25 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:26 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2011 06:27 PM (HjxoE)
nevermind
Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 06:27 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2011 06:27 PM (mjR67)
Nope. I'm watching the South Park marathon. Well, semi-marathon.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:28 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:29 PM (niZvt)
Damn... that drunk guy was messed up.
Happy New Year all!
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 31, 2011 10:23 PM (qjUnn)
Hi JJS. Stayin home for New Years?
Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 06:29 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:29 PM (hC5jI)
this is how I felt when the SCOAMF won the election, and every turn down since then also
Smile people, its the New Year, the year when we a new president !
Posted by: Tom_Ohio at December 31, 2011 06:30 PM (7U2lm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:30 PM (niZvt)
9 of 10 on the gun quiz.
But the last question(i missed) was BS.
"Civilian rifles have not changed much in the last 100 years"
Which is false!!
Ask your great grampa wheather he wants to hunt with a 1906 bolt action springfield or a AR10 with a national match barel and trigger??
Fukking liberals at the history/military channel
Posted by: jake at December 31, 2011 06:30 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:31 PM (hC5jI)
Liquid lunches still exist in the Bay State, just on the down low.
Sounds like a good story for drunkard.com. The place for all modern drunkards.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2011 06:31 PM (dTtwh)
i tell my friends about all of you all the time, they look at me like i am fucking crazy...but you know what. i just smile and walk away thinking if you were hit in the head with slab of bacon you wouldnt know what todo with it.
Posted by: Racefan at December 31, 2011 06:31 PM (OXohq)
Heh hedd uh stoak, soah uh kennt eben weed iss lepz
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at December 31, 2011 06:31 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: AltonSharpton at December 31, 2011 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)
So, I ask for forgiveness in advance for 2012 for what I will do to inevitably piss you off, and thanks in advance for all of your camaraderie and advice.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM (s7mIC)
This. Plagiarism is easy after a few drinks. And CJ is a pretty smart and good guy.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 06:33 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 06:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2011 06:33 PM (HjxoE)
Heh hedd uh stoak, soah uh kennt eben weed iss lepz
That was inordinately cruel, even by Moron standards.
But pretty damned funny!
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:34 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: mama winger at December 31, 2011 06:34 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Geri Jewell at December 31, 2011 06:35 PM (jucos)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM
Just remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses
Posted by: AoSHQ Fapplebees at December 31, 2011 06:35 PM (Y+DPZ)
Mentioned it in the other thread but my wife though supportive is being very emotional about this move.
Not making it easy for me at all.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 06:35 PM (m9e9j)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:36 PM (ucERL)
how about a vagina-shaped ice cream treat?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:36 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:37 PM (F8cIU)
"At some point you've killed enough Mexicans"
Posted by: An Observation at December 31, 2011 06:37 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2011 06:37 PM (dZmFh)
Happy New Year to You and Yours, twiceblessed!Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:37 PM (niZvt)
okay Peaches
consider yourself smacked in advance
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:38 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 06:38 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 06:39 PM (FQlFL)
Mentioned it in the other thread but my wife though supportive is being very emotional about this move.
Not making it easy for me at all.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 10:35 PM (m9e9j)
wow, that sucks
do you have a new place already picked out? what does she think of the new place?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:39 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:40 PM (niZvt)
Truthfully, if I had to bear the Obama years without this site, I would probably have stroked out by now.
Thanks to all of you, and may this be a much better year than last!
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2011 06:40 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 06:40 PM (3ps4w)
Bud Light: You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl (or a guy), you know how to hang with the guys. you're a shameless imposter who has no right to be in a bar.
FIFY.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (UR5vq)
It's all up in the air, chemjeff. I'm going to rent a small place until our house here sells.
She and the kids are staying here until it does of the school year ends whichever comes first.
The hard part for her is leaving 9 years of memories.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (m9e9j)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (F8cIU)
convince my hubby to get me another Newfoundland
Wait. Your husband can get you an entire province in Canadia? Does Dave know about this?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 10:38 PM (yYtEO)
Vanilla or chocolate vodka? And remember, valu-rite is always a great choice.
The more you know....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 10:40 PM (3ps4w)
that is awesome
what part of PA are you from?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2011 06:41 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 10:41 PM (F8cIU)
no, just lots and lots of beer
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:42 PM (s7mIC)
Any bad news is extra tough around the holidays. Have a wonderful New Year! Glad your wife and twins are okay
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2011 06:42 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:42 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 10:35 PM (vbh31)
Soap, I got that question right, but I agree that it was unclear. My interpretation was more "have they improved?", to which I would say they have not, to any great extent. The 1911 is still a proven fight-stopper, and a man person with a .30-06 or .308 bolt gun can accomplish anything with their gun that anyone else, armed with a more modern variation, can, if they know what they are about.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 06:43 PM (wH6fn)
It's all up in the air, chemjeff. I'm going to rent a small place until our house here sells.
She and the kids are staying here until it does of the school year ends whichever comes first.
The hard part for her is leaving 9 years of memories.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 10:41 PM (m9e9j)
maybe what might help is to start looking for houses already in the new place, so that she can perhaps look forward to what new house and new memories you all might make?
I don't know, just throwing that out there
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 31, 2011 06:43 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 10:33 PM (piMMO)
a burger and shake would be nice.
Posted by: Racefan at December 31, 2011 06:44 PM (OXohq)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:44 PM (hC5jI)
2012 The year we get rid SCoaMF!
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 10:42 PM (hC5jI)
HALLELUJAH
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:44 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2011 06:44 PM (dZmFh)
I liked the one with the army major, clown, bagpiper, hobo, and ballerina in the barrel. William Windom was a lot like Matt Decker in that one
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 06:44 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (uIz80)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Palerider at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (3ps4w)
How're you all? Happy New Year!Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (HjxoE)
House shopping has been what's keeping us both sane, chemjeff.
We have one we really want but it's a short sale so we can't place a contract on it until we are free of our current place.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (m9e9j)
Posted by: toby928©: Poluting your thread with football at December 31, 2011 06:45 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:46 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 10:35 PM (vbh31)
Actually, I believe that autoloaders have been around for longer than 100 years now, even for civilians. Didn't Browning make an autoloading shotgun back in 1910 or so? In any case, the last hundred years or have been refining things invented around the turn of the century for the most part. The nineteenth century was the really big century for gun inventions - we went from flintlocks to machine guns and autoloading pistols in a hundred years. It has been largely refinement since.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 31, 2011 06:46 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:47 PM (HPcQF)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2011 06:47 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2011 06:48 PM (jucos)
Cool, I went to school in Pittsburgh (CMU)
Do you know Kratos perchance? I think he is in the State College area
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:48 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 10:46 PM (7yvLv)
Love it, hubby and I go every time we visit OK.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 31, 2011 06:49 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:49 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (niZvt)
That is waaaaayyy too much police coverage.
And we're about to go that route ourselves.
TSA is about to start searches on trains and buses etc.
Next they will be doing random stops on the freeway. All for YOUR safety and security.
We HAVE become sheep. Ready for the shearing. All it will now take is a true despot to take the Presidency and a made up emergency to take over.
Don't blame anybody but yourselves when it happens.
Posted by: Vote for Me. I'm a Millionaire at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (xqpQL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Palerider at December 31, 2011 10:45 PM (vL0Nv)
"A well-stocked bar being necessary for the entertainment of a moron nation, the right of the morons to keep and drink hooch, shall not be infringed." -Shit Jefferson Said, Vol. IV
Next time, do your duty. Preparedness is not only for those crazy guys in the hills.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (wH6fn)
they are a bit pricey but they are gooooood
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (s7mIC)
Do you know Kratos perchance? I think he is in the State College area.
Very, very unlikely, unless she was a professor I had while I was attending Penn State's Main Campus in State College in the mid-2000s.
I live about 100 miles away from State College and hopefully in a few months, I will be about a thousand+ miles more away from it. Preferably south.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 06:50 PM (UR5vq)
You obviously are not familiar with the slider.....or maybe you are.
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 10:50 PM (HPcQF)
LOL oh I am quite familiar with the slider, never again
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:51 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2011 06:51 PM (HPcQF)
they are a bit pricey but they are gooooood
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 10:50 PM (s7mIC)
Jealousy. I has it.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 06:52 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: George Takei at December 31, 2011 06:53 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2011 06:53 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:53 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 10:50 PM (UR5vq)
Remind me, are you looking for a postdoc position, or are you going straight into the military? Where are you looking for a postdoc?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)
My drink of choice tonight is a Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream milkshake I bought at Albertsons. What does that say about me?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2011 06:54 PM (JOM6t)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2011 06:54 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 06:54 PM (/h3en)
Happy New Year Morons and 'Ettes. May we all celebrate the grand defeat of socialism and the Jug-eared Jackass this time next year.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 31, 2011 06:54 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:55 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 06:55 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 06:55 PM (3ps4w)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 06:56 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Jimbo at December 31, 2011 06:56 PM (O3R/2)
Jealousy. I has it.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 10:52 PM (wH6fn)
well according to culvers.com there is a Culver's in Murfreesboro, is that near you?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: Palerider at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (vL0Nv)
I'm a little dissapointed myself. Well, looks like I'll have to try harder for next year. Mardi Gras is coming up.
Posted by: Pechon at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (umX2t)
Birmingham, AL to Seneca, SC
Moved lots in my life. Wife sometimes "got it", sometimes did not. Same with kids. Busy is good, sitting around is bad. Gotta be some redeeming feature of Seneca. Find it, exploit it to your advantage.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 06:57 PM (7yvLv)
Happy New Years Moron Nation!
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 06:58 PM (+BkI8)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 10:55 PM (3ps4w)
something tells me you could talk him into a little bit of decadence
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 06:58 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: George Takei at December 31, 2011 06:58 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 06:59 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 06:59 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 06:59 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: mister monkey shines at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (4nxhP)
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 10:58 PM (+BkI
sorry about the kitteh, squirreleh, and pukeh
2012 is bound to be better, happy new year!
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 10:59 PM (3aXbg)
why be choosy?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2011 07:00 PM (JOM6t)
well according to culvers.com there is a Culver's in Murfreesboro, is that near you?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 10:57 PM (s7mIC)
Sort of...45 minutes is a long way to go for fried cheese and a milkshake. It is absolutely inexplicable to me why the 'Boro gets a Culver's before Nashville, but there it is.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:01 PM (wH6fn)
Because of timing issues, my original plan is going to have to wait a bit. It's no big deal - I'm young enough to try to go in later if I wish. Besides, I'd like to do a postdoc or two to get some publications and expand my skill set a bit.
As for postdoc positions...Texas is looking more and more promising, but my main goal is to get away from PA for a while. My search is focused mostly on the South/Mid-West areas. We'll see. Even though the economy sucks right now, and probably won't get any better at least until the SCoaMF is gone, it's still a good time to train.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 07:01 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 31, 2011 07:02 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 07:02 PM (UvdzB)
maybe a little bit of corporate strategery?
I'm sure Nashville has a ton of great restaurants already...
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)
260, once we're all there together and fishing on lake Hartwell or Keowee she'll throw herself into the new of it.
She's still in the separation and transition mode now.
Posted by: Scott J at December 31, 2011 07:02 PM (m9e9j)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:03 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:03 PM (niZvt)
why be choosy?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 11:00 PM (s7mIC)
Well, I have to drive one way or the other...at least to start.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 07:03 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 11:02 PM (UvdzB)
Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 07:03 PM (/izg2)
Worst Belgian beer ever made.
Of course I have no room to talk, I've been drinking Schlitz tall boys this evening. PBR is just too mainsteam.
Posted by: Pechon at December 31, 2011 07:03 PM (umX2t)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 11:01 PM (UR5vq)
Well, from what I understand, KU Med has an outstanding program. Something to think about. And it is not really in the middle of a cornfield, it is just a short distance away from KC actually.
If you do make it out to the Midwest somewhere, hit me up and we'll go have some fun
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:04 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 11:03 PM (niZvt)
Too far away...and I'm not sure you'd get the kiss at midnight...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 07:04 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Pechon at December 31, 2011 11:03 PM (umX2t)
Well, that's ironic.
Posted by: Some Hipster at December 31, 2011 07:05 PM (3aXbg)
Meh, the squirrel thing was weird but if you live with kittehs the puking thing is just a fact of life.
2012 is gonna be fine. We get to kick the SCOAMF to the curb. Looking forward to that.
Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at December 31, 2011 07:05 PM (+BkI8)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:05 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:07 PM (rCEvh)
From your keyboard to God's ears (and to the ears of the mushy middle too!)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:07 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:07 PM (/h3en)
We HAVE become sheep. Ready for the shearing. All it will now take is a true despot to take the Presidency and a made up emergency to take over.
Posted by: Vote for Me. I'm a Millionaire at December 31, 2011 10:50 PM (xqpQL)
Voting present ready and willing.
How about we nuke - oh I don't know... say Dallas... and blame it on Al Qaeda - then confiscate all the guns to keep the Red State Necks from making reprisals against the Muslim population?
Would October 15th be good for you?
Posted by: Barak "Call me comrade" Obama at December 31, 2011 07:07 PM (ylhEn)
Worst Belgian beer ever made.
Heh there's a bar around here that does a "Beer National Championship" set up like the NCAA brackets. Stella wins every year because all the girls vote for it.
Not m'ettes with actual knowledge, just the local liberal college chicks. And their girlfriends.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 07:07 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:08 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 07:08 PM (3aXbg)
@285
They still make Schlitz?
I'll be damned, you must be up north.
Nope, I live 35 minutes outside New Orleans. Its not easy to find but a few independent grocery stores sell the 60s formula Schlitz. A few bars in NOLA started serving it from the tap. I've also seen it in Los Angeles and I think Denver on a couple of business trips I've been on recently. Kansas City has it too.Posted by: Pechon at December 31, 2011 07:08 PM (umX2t)
Posted by: Zombie James Coburn at December 31, 2011 07:09 PM (niZvt)
I'm sure Nashville has a ton of great restaurants already...
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 11:02 PM (s7mIC)
More likely MTSU - the school is huge, and continuously expanding, to the point that it can rightly be considered Murfreesboro, above and beyond the regular inhabitants. Nashville is not so much a college town...Vandy et al do not have the student populations to make much of a difference.
As to the second part, yes, but there's never enough.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:09 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 07:09 PM (UvdzB)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2011 10:55 PM (F8cIU)
Back in the day, we called them brassiere burgers!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:09 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 11:04 PM (s7mIC)
My stepfather pointed me in the direction of Kansas some time ago as he saw an advertisement from one of Kansas' universities (I don't recall which one of the top of my head and they never got back to me). Anyway, I'll be here until the end of January and by then, hopefully, I'll know where I'm going.
Thank you for the very kind offer - that's very sweet of you. I'm not very good company, but if you can tolerate me, sure, we'll meet up sometime if I relocate near you.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 07:10 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 31, 2011 07:10 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 07:10 PM (3ps4w)
Happy New Years!! 2012 will suck, hard! I'm hoping all that Mayan calendar crap is true. I tip a Samuel Adams brew to you all. Bring on the DOOOMMM!!
I'm torn between watching the Twilight Zone Marathon or Fox New Years crap. I watched a little of it and Greg Gutfield was hilarious.
Posted by: stillers at December 31, 2011 07:10 PM (wBmIl)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 11:10 PM (UR5vq)
Kratos, we were meant to hang out together. A couple of science dorks. It's fate.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:11 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:12 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:12 PM (s7mIC)
SHUT UP, I 'm a chocoholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 10:55 PM (yYtEO)
You STFU and drink faster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 07:14 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 07:14 PM (LVLea)
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 11:02 PM (UvdzB)
So you're a calendar atheist?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:14 PM (i3+c5)
Visiting relatives. They're watching the CNN New Years Thing, with Anderson Poopchute and Kathy Griffin. I'd heard about how unbearable Kathy Griffin was, all I can say is I had no idea someone could be so completely unfunny and so totally annoying.
Happy 2012 to all fellow Morons!
PS: I drink Bud Light but I'm not laid, and not laid back, and don't really like sports. What gives?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2011 07:14 PM (JaDFA)
BEN! How's the 'Burgh? I'd have thought you'd be on the South Side partying it up by now
nah. I did all the partying and stupid shit between the ages of 15-22. I'm enjoying the simple life now.
The burgh is good I reckon. How's the New Years celebration at Applebees?
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 07:15 PM (UvdzB)
Posted by: Zombie James Coburn at December 31, 2011 07:15 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 07:16 PM (3ps4w)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:16 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2011 11:14 PM (JaDFA)
I'd guess you're trying to get shitfaced in order to make Andy Pooper go away, but I am not a doctor. Use the tools at hand as they come available.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:16 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: The Mayans
Obama will still pick Sycasuse.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 07:17 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:17 PM (rCEvh)
we need a separation of government and time/space.
Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2011 11:16 PM (UvdzB)
Can I interest you in my agnostic lunar calendar?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:17 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 31, 2011 07:18 PM (srg6T)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:19 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:21 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:21 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 11:17 PM (uuOfy)
That's spelled "SycaCuse."
Stupid cons.
Posted by: BHO mo'fo at December 31, 2011 07:21 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:21 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Palerider at December 31, 2011 07:22 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:22 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:22 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 07:23 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:23 PM (/h3en)
If you're a sentimentalist like me, Jamey Johnson's "Seen it in Color" has to be the song of the century.
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 07:23 PM (LVLea)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 07:23 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:24 PM (rCEvh)
Many thanks to CDR M, Maet, and all the other cobs (even ace gave us one ONT this year if I recall) that give us insomniacs something to do late at night that doesn't involve just fapping.
May next year bring us not just a Dec 31 countdown, but a brand shiny new president countdown as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2011 07:24 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 07:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:24 PM (digkk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2011 07:24 PM (JaDFA)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:26 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:27 PM (digkk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:27 PM (niZvt)
312 days until Obama leaves the WH.
I see you've forgotten all about the Office of the President-Elect.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 07:27 PM (jbVeA)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (/h3en)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (UR5vq)
Rifle Quiz: 11 of 10.
They have a mistake in their answer key. The first rifles were muzzle loaded: FALSE, as the earliest known rifled weapons are breech loaders, but their explanation requires TRUE to be selected, and their text answer indicates FALSE should be the correct answer. I get an extra point.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (lSOaD)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (3ps4w)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (JaDFA)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 07:28 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:29 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Connected to cdn.pleated-jeans.com at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (rCEvh)
And what have you done
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 11:21 PM (kEIt4)
As we are about to embark on a new year, I ask you a favor: answer me a question, as honest and as direct as you can. I, and probably many others, don't understand why you do what you do here, but in the interest of moving forward in 2012, perhaps you'll answer.
What motivates you to continually post comments in this place disparaging the regulars, and their beliefs (which are not monolithic, but neither are your continued inanities)? Clarify, further, why you continue to do so, considering that you have a) changed no minds, b) will change no minds, regardless of your message, if one exists in some coherent form outside this place, and c) you are generally reviled and unwanted here. What motivates a person such as you?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (yYtEO)
Mr. Tea Bag? Hardly.
2008: "Can't we just get passed this Rev. Wright stuff?"
No--Eff you Coop, you tool.
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 07:30 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:31 PM (/h3en)
I DO like it but it seems a little off the reservation, even for those two.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 07:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 31, 2011 07:32 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:32 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 11:28 PM (UR5vq)
Yeah, very true. It is fun to ridicule them tho.
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 07:32 PM (LVLea)
Happy New Year Moron Horde, y`all keep it bearable. Looks as though this will be a repeat of the last several, I shall fall asleep and wake up to a new year. This year hopefully we will see the beginning of the end of a lot of the socialist assholes. Good night.
Posted by: rightlysouthern at December 31, 2011 07:33 PM (EP6th)
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 07:33 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: Palerider at December 31, 2011 07:33 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 07:34 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:34 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 11:27 PM (jbVeA)
Hopefully, in 2012, we will see the seal of the Office of the President-Unelected.
Unfortunately, I don't think we will ever see the end of the Obama fantasy.
Happy New Year to the Moron Horde that has helped maintain my "relative" sanity during 2011. Here's hoping I don't need this kind of help so much in 2012.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:34 PM (i3+c5)
Not even one?
Or is it that our collective alcohol tolerance has been driven up so high we don't even show up on these lists anymore?
Yeah, that must be it. Also explains how I can type any this post.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2011 07:34 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 11:30 PM (yYtEO)
NO. Not funny. Southpark FAIL.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 07:34 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 11:33 PM (vbh31)
I had great hopes for that cartridge, so I'm with you. Now that you can get an upper in .243, the 6.8 appears headed for the dustbin of history.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:35 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 31, 2011 07:35 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:36 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:36 PM (/h3en)
One other thing: Flying in the Buff ...
... if ALL of the other passengers are like the stewardesses, exactly as shown, then sign me up. Otherwise ... no. I go to the gym enough to know that clothes really do work as a form of filtration ... more effective than usually assumed ...
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2011 07:37 PM (lSOaD)
Posted by: Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Captain Morgan at December 31, 2011 11:35 PM (s7mIC)
O Captain, my Captain!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:38 PM (i3+c5)
Happy New Year's, y'all!
Chemjeff, my apologies for trying to hoodwink you with my folksy Southern ways.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:39 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:39 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 11:36 PM (digkk)
There is still decency in flyover country and it is easy to find!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 31, 2011 07:39 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (/h3en)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (hC5jI)
cat pee!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 11:38 PM (SsG4J)
huh? c'mon, don't be passive-aggressive tonight
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:40 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Don't like. And get off my lawn!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 07:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 31, 2011 07:42 PM (niZvt)
This is so true. With Mid-Westerners, you get all the manners and politeness of Southerners without all the high emotional drama and violence.
Jury is still out on the hoodwinkiness factor of their folksy ways.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:42 PM (SsG4J)
Yes it can be
Posted by: Obama 2012 Reinaugural Committee at December 31, 2011 07:42 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:42 PM (digkk)
Posted by: The Green Fairy at December 31, 2011 07:42 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 11:38 PM (vbh31
That's certainly a good bit of it, true. Remington didn't establish a market, either in the civvy or military, strongly enough to establish standards, so we ended up with SPC and SPCII. The well-established .243 already does everything the 6.8 was intended to do, so when the opportunity to kill it was offered, the offer was accepted, indirectly, by DPMS, CMMG, et al.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:43 PM (wH6fn)
Dude??? I'm teasing you! When have I ever been passive aggressive to you?? I just did it above, too. Won't do so again. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Passive-Aggressive T-1000 at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:45 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Absinthe History in a Bottle at December 31, 2011 07:46 PM (UR5vq)
Well, after his 6th one of the day, he is having him a little nap on the sofy, lol!
He really likes it though. It could be just that new factor, I suppose. Says it reminds him of Vicodin.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:46 PM (SsG4J)
I have an idea. Stuff your jacket with some of mom's dinner plates and go and find out.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 11:44 PM (vbh31)
Hey Ray, who you planning on shooting? 'Cause deer and hogs don't wear body armor.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:47 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:47 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:48 PM (digkk)
what I am referring to, are people who attempt to use "Southern Charm" as a substitute for real personal trust
It does not refer to people who really are decent people
My objection is to people who say "hey, I'm JUST LIKE YOU" as some lame attempt to get people to agree with them, those people are shysters
It does not refer to you
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:48 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:48 PM (digkk)
For every mile walked drunk, turns out to be eight times more dangerous than the mile driven drunk. To put it simply, if you need to walk a mile from a party to your home, youÂ’re eight times more likely to die doing that than if you jump behind the wheel and drive your car that same mile.
A reprobate "friend" of mine, was walking/hitchhiking down the road from a bar barely 1/10th of a mile from my house when he got hit by a car. The driver stopped and my "friend's" buddy beat the tar out him. The driver was arrested for DUI, the other guy was arrested for assault and my "friend" spent the next six months in a hip cast.
A similar thing happened to someone I didn't know but lots of my college friends knew. He died.
It seems like most drunk pedestrians are killed by drunk drivers.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 31, 2011 07:49 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:49 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 11:45 PM (yYtEO)
Damn. The HOA may or may not let me do some work in front. And I don't even have any fountains. FML.
*folds cards and heads off to find another beer*
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (niZvt)
But here's hoping what we're all pulling for gets here "On Eagle's Wings".
Anyhoo, Have a Happy and Healthy New Year boys and girls.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 31, 2011 11:49 PM (qjUnn)
lolz that makes me want to become a long haul truck driver right there
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah, I found out the hard way with an early-model LMT. Damn.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 11:48 PM (vbh31)
LMT? NICE! I'm RRA, so you win any hypothetical coolness battle.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:50 PM (rCEvh)
Jypsea, keep goin', girl, and keep me posted!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 07:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:51 PM (yYtEO)
The vast majority of these "Southern" hucksters are smooth-talking Yankees, Chemjeff. There's your problem right there.
Always check to make sure they come from south of Government Street. You can trust those.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2011 07:52 PM (ZceWy)
I would like to subscribe to your Almanac.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 31, 2011 07:52 PM (jbVeA)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 11:48 PM (digkk)
WTF is that?
Is that a GI cleaner?
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 07:52 PM (LVLea)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 07:53 PM (yYtEO)
I don't have an HOA but I ran into someone whose HOA prohibited the most ridiculous stuff, including magnets on the garage door
they're full of mini-Nazis
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:53 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 07:53 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 11:50 PM (HBqDo)
Same for you ontherocks
I think you're a dick in a lot of ways, but I hope you have a great new year
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:56 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 07:56 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 07:57 PM (digkk)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 11:44 PM (SsG4J)
I thought it was funny. And I was going to tell chemjeff that being hoodwinked by girls with their folksy southern ways is not a bad thing. Most times. So I hear.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 07:57 PM (/izg2)
I don't have an HOA but I ran into someone whose HOA prohibited the most ridiculous stuff, including magnets on the garage door
they're full of mini-Nazis
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 11:53 PM (s7mIC)
I have one, and yes, the people who find themselves attracted to "leadership" would have made excellent bureaucrats for the reich...I despise any person who feels they should take it upon themselves to monitor their neighbors for compliance. In my mind, acceptance of that role is a fundamental character flaw.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 07:57 PM (wH6fn)
no kidding
it's sad really, he's trolling on NYE
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)
[So should I go and read the other 420+ comments now and see if anyone else 'said' that?]
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 07:58 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 07:59 PM (LVLea)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 11:51 PM (yYtEO)
Yes. But its probably the cousin of your neighbor's gardener. I want to be in control of what I grow in my own little area. Everyone else can keep their fkn hands off. MINE!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Boston12GS at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (3eLcc)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (digkk)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (3ps4w)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 08:00 PM (3ps4w)
But it won't handle SPC II. I should have done some research. Buyer beware, I guess.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 31, 2011 11:56 PM (vbh31)
The answer to that, which seems to be the answer to my rifle questions as well, is always reload. I'm about to make the leap, I think, but sunk costs argue against it most times.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 08:01 PM (wH6fn)
no kidding
it's sad really, he's trolling on NYE
You know why he's trolling here? Because he's got nowhere else to troll!
Happy New Year, everyone! It's midnight on the East Coast!
Posted by: Carl Hanratty at December 31, 2011 08:01 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 08:01 PM (kEIt4)
i'm on my last beer and in no condition to drive
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:01 PM (s7mIC)
Would October 15th be good for you?
Posted by: Barak "Call me comrade" Obama at December 31, 2011 11:07 PM (ylhEn)
If we're going to nuke someplace and pretend it was the bad guys, why not make it Washington, D.C. and get a twofer? Blame the bad guys, nuke the bad guys -- what's not to love?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2011 08:02 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 08:03 PM (XwAkf)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 08:03 PM (3ps4w)
i'm on my last beer and in no condition to drive
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2012 12:01 AM (s7mIC)
Failure to plan is planning to fail.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 08:03 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:03 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 01, 2012 12:03 AM (3ps4w)
oh, it is an AoSHQ privilege afforded to all of us here
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:04 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 08:04 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 08:04 PM (niZvt)
I must have really fucked up the space-time continuum this time.
Posted by: Dr. Emmett L. Brown at December 31, 2011 08:05 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2011 08:05 PM (niZvt)
Thanks for reminding me!
"I have a murder to report..."
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 08:05 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:06 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 31, 2011 08:07 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:07 PM (nOFwj)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at December 31, 2011 08:07 PM (3ps4w)
I'm so sorry for your loss, glad you're out with us tonight though.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:08 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Six Hundred Thousand Dead Pets at December 31, 2011 08:08 PM (ZceWy)
Sitting here with a glass of Asti Spumati and a glass of Jim Beam. Now that's the shit.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:08 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Seth at December 31, 2011 08:08 PM (F40+0)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 08:09 PM (/h3en)
Not unheard of here at the 'Q. The hamsters are drunken Morons, too, and occasionally have trouble executing their duties.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 08:10 PM (XwAkf)
Posted by: political correctness czar at December 31, 2011 08:10 PM (qt/xk)
I think everyone in the entire county is setting off fireworks, sounds like thunder in the distance there's so many
Posted by: Obama 2012 Reinaugural Committee at December 31, 2011 08:10 PM (Y+DPZ)
Sadly, it doesn't look like it'll be any better than 2011, at least it won't be for at least 3/4ths of this year.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 08:10 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: isitover? at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (RIGm6)
I think everyone in the entire county is setting off fireworks, sounds like thunder in the distance there's so many
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Six Hundred Thousand Dead Pets at January 01, 2012 12:08 AM (ZceWy)
A man has to feed his family, dammit.
Posted by: North Koreans Lack Sympathy at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (wH6fn)
The "Greenpoint milita" is unleashing volleys of scatter-gun fire as we speak.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (UR5vq)
Happy New Years!! 2012 is gonna suck hard!
There is a Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy so back to watching that until I pass out! Later.
Posted by: stillers at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (wBmIl)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:11 PM (nOFwj)
Thanks and hope all is good with you as well in 2012.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:12 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Seth at December 31, 2011 08:12 PM (F40+0)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2011 08:12 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (nOFwj)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Seth at January 01, 2012 12:12 AM (F40+0)
Just not too close to the city.
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: Seth at January 01, 2012 12:12 AM (F40+0)
We have morons living in occupied cities; rules 1-4 still apply.
Posted by: North Koreans Lack Sympathy at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:13 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: ErikW at December 31, 2011 08:14 PM (LVLea)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 08:14 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:14 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2012 12:14 AM (LVLea)
What kind?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 31, 2011 08:15 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:15 PM (nOFwj)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 31, 2011 08:16 PM (rCEvh)
I used to do that. Wifey didn't like it though. Reminds me of another sea story though back when I worked graveyards in the Control Room.
We had a trainee on watch from management who was going up for his SRO license. We all sat around and had him convinced that wifey's loved it if you went home off of graveyards and woke them up to "get some".
The next night he cussed us all night while we laughed our asses off.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:16 PM (YdQQY)
Sorry 'bout that, buddy.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2011 08:16 PM (ZceWy)
I'm available if you've got a bike pump Raykon!
Posted by: Palin at December 31, 2011 08:17 PM (3aXbg)
I'm available if you've got a bike pump Raykon!
Posted by: Palin Steele's Girlfriend at December 31, 2011 08:17 PM (3aXbg)
well, I feel for Raykon
but for God's sake, if your only friends are virtual ones, at least hang out with virtual friends who don't hate you
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:17 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at January 01, 2012 12:15 AM (nOFwj)
Yes, John has a long mustache!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:18 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (yYtEO)
so far i have seen prince of Egypt once and I am going for watching Joseph King of dreams Twice. I think Treasure Planet and Atlantis are next.
i had nachos for dinner, played with my dog, overfed the kittens outside, and now i think i am for a nice bottle of port to share with my girlfriend who came over with movies and consolation last night.
Posted by: gushie at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (QNeKQ)
I used to do that. Wifey didn't like it though.
Sigh. Tis arguably my favorite time.
That is all.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (SsG4J)
So did your wife end up slugging him or what?
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (nOFwj)
Sorry. All my girls are booked solid through next weekend.
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at December 31, 2011 08:19 PM (ZceWy)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 08:20 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 31, 2011 08:20 PM (XACBE)
It wasn't too bad, actually
but I don't think I will have it again if I can help it
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:20 PM (s7mIC)
That's the best part of being an adult...you can do whatever the heck you want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:21 PM (3aXbg)
Let's face it, Y-not...the ONT is a bit much for most people let alone mere machines!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:22 PM (SsG4J)
Why? The auto-correct keeps on changing "Raykon" to "Ray's a cunt", 18-1?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 08:22 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 08:22 PM (FQlFL)
A shitload. I have these tablets that I am supposed to take each day. They suck. I don't know if I can keep it up for 6 months.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:23 PM (3aXbg)
That rules out Chili's then.
Posted by: applebee's waitress at December 31, 2011 08:24 PM (sHY5w)
>>Yes, John has a long mustache!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2012 12:18 AM (4q5tP)
Blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone
That was one of the others iirc
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 08:24 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 08:25 PM (kEIt4)
I made a 3 minute drive to downtown, parked in my usual space, and watched the fireworks with about 50' of elbow room between me and the next guy on the lawn.
It would have been perfect if the friggin mayor hadn't cheaped the hell out of us.
Jacksonville has always put on tremendous fireworks displays. It has been a point of pride to have folks from much larger cities such as NY and Chicago ooooh and ahhhh and tell us they've never seen a better show. This year, it was the equivalent to a small town carnival show.
Very sad.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 08:25 PM (piMMO)
It's a go. The invasion is on!
Loose lips sink ships, Count.
True, but in this case, with some of the kraut generals being laughed at for suggesting the invasion would happen at Normandy / was happening at Normandy and not Calais, it's a small indiscretion. Besides, John Wayne!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:25 PM (4q5tP)
Actually it was just too plain.
I had never prepared any fish before so I found this super-easy tilapia recipe. Add lemon and butter and garlic and cook for 30 minutes, that sort of thing.
It just didn't seem to be worth it, I don't know.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 12:22 AM (SsG4J)
They don't even know my name!
/Cries in the corner...
Posted by: 18-1's Phone at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (YdQQY)
It just didn't seem to be worth it, I don't know.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2012 12:26 AM (s7mIC)
Add a little red pepper
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (3aXbg)
It wasn't too bad, actually
but I don't think I will have it again if I can help it
You have to go somewhere and try a great swordfish steak.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 31, 2011 08:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Dismal at December 31, 2011 08:27 PM (kEIt4)
Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2012 12:27 AM (YdQQY)
I tell you though, Florida is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Some Retired "Public Servant" at December 31, 2011 08:29 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:29 PM (yYtEO)
Pro tip: Do. Not. Overcook.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:29 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Joffen at December 31, 2011 08:30 PM (pTf20)
I remember the fireworks at the Landing, they used to be epic. Sorry they failed this year.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:30 PM (yh0zB)
it is teh suck
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2012 12:30 AM (s7mIC)
I think its time
Posted by: Celery with PB at December 31, 2011 08:31 PM (3aXbg)
By a minor coincidence I was looking at an advertising flyer for a Chinese grocery store chain and noticing all the different fish types they had including tilapia just an hour ago.
BTW, you know those pills aren't suppositories, right?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 08:31 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:31 PM (nOFwj)
Blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone
That was one of the others iirc
Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2012 12:24 AM (HBqDo)
Yes, if that's Frenchie talk for "wounds my heart with a monotonous languor." Got the smokin' hot French chick all uproared.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:31 PM (4q5tP)
They don't even know my name!
/Cries in the corner...I corrected it right away, girl, I did, I did!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:31 PM (SsG4J)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:32 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2011 08:32 PM (XwAkf)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:32 PM (yh0zB)
>>Yes, if that's Frenchie talk for "wounds my heart with a monotonous languor." Got the smokin' hot French chick all uproared.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2012 12:31 AM (4q5tP)
That was Darrell Zanuck's bimbo of the moment. Mental blank on her name.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 08:33 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 12:31 AM (SsG4J)
They like me....they really like me! Wait, I'm a male phone
/Cries in the corner again
Posted by: 18-1's Phone at December 31, 2011 08:33 PM (3aXbg)
And that shit is expensive as hell to wind up feeding it to the cats. So I quit getting it.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:34 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Doc at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (/h3en)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (yh0zB)
Uh, yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (piMMO)
Well, I was trying to think of something to break you in easy and not too fishy, so I chose something mild! Tuna, swordsteak are great...but really, good fish is pretty mild. A good tuna steak rocks, though. And it's the only sashimi I will eat.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (SsG4J)
ChemJeff... how much fiber are you suppose to have each day?
A shitload. I have these tablets that I am supposed to take each day.
You have no idea what's coming, do you? Or was that an intentionally ironic choice of words??
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:35 PM (4q5tP)
So...if you are just kind of pissed off all the time...is that good or bad?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:36 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2011 08:36 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:37 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2012 12:29 AM (yYtEO)
LOL. Looking to do tomatoes first. Well, second, after my Obama Money TreeTM sponsored by AlGore starts growing me some greenbucks.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:38 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2011 08:39 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 08:39 PM (digkk)
Hopefully the link works. Maybe not, though. I am a moron, after all.
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Josef K. at December 31, 2011 08:39 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:39 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2011 08:40 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 12:39 AM (digkk)
Absinthe pisses me off. Damn green fairies. And Obi Won Kenobi will always be Alec Guinness.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:41 PM (3aXbg)
I went from just under 270 to 210 in less than a year while stuffing my face and not increasing exercise.
Natural sugars in fruits nuts and vegs are fine.
As are lean meats, potatoes, rice. You can find fresh breads without sugar but it's tricky.
It's actually better to be eating constantly.
That is the absolute truth, but I did it because I had to.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 08:41 PM (HBqDo)
Went out to dinner. Ate myself sick and finished it off with a margarita.
Watched The Fellowship Of The Ring on blu-ray in hi-def.
Watched Dick Clark for a few minutes. He looks like shit.
Took a shit.
Bottle of sham-pagin ready to go.
Is it the end of the world yet?
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:41 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:42 PM (F79HU)
Starting off the new year with part of the greatest work of the last millennium. Now that's style.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:42 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: The Mayans at December 31, 2011 08:43 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 12:41 AM (F79HU)
Do you feel fine?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:43 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 12:43 AM (F79HU)
This is a good party! What do you mean?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 08:44 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:44 PM (yYtEO)
That was Darrell Zanuck's bimbo of the moment. Mental blank on her name.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2012 12:33 AM (HBqDo)
Irina Demick? Guessing from IMDB.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 08:44 PM (4q5tP)
Happy New Year and many more to Ace, Monty, Gabriel Malor, LauraW, all other authors and all morons, moronettes, ewoks, flaming skull pudding cup dunkers, and Valu-Rite pickled slayers of hobos everywhere!
Live long, propser, and may the SCOAMF begone in 2012!
Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2011 08:44 PM (gRgC6)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 31, 2011 08:45 PM (nOFwj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2012 12:44 AM (yYtEO)
FLOTUS SMASH BEBE
Posted by: The Elegant First Lady of the United States at December 31, 2011 08:45 PM (3aXbg)
This is a good party!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2012 12:44 AM (s7mIC)
It will be when I get my pants off!
WOOOOO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:45 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2011 08:46 PM (RUAEU)
Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2012 12:39 AM (YdQQY)
Have you actually read your user's manual?
/
Happy New Year Vic!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 08:46 PM (/izg2)
Sooooo..is it talkin' to you now, Jypsea????
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 08:46 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:46 PM (yYtEO)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 08:47 PM (digkk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2012 12:46 AM (yYtEO)
First rule of gubmint money tree, you don't talk about gubmint money tree.
Posted by: Al Gore at December 31, 2011 08:47 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 31, 2011 08:49 PM (yYtEO)
But enough about that. This looks like a job...FOR A COWBOY!
Job For A Cowboy - Bearing The Serpent's Lamb
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:49 PM (F79HU)
>>Irina Demick? Guessing from IMDB.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2012 12:44 AM (4q5tP)
Bingo.
Cornelius Ryan's book from which the movie took it's name was as good as Ambrose's D Day.
I've read each 2 times.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 08:50 PM (HBqDo)
your well toned biceps stand no chance against ma boobehs o' mass destruction.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 01, 2012 12:49 AM (yYtEO)
Clash of the Titans 3. The Wreckoning
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:51 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 12:47 AM (digkk)
Pppffffftttttt HAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Socialization takes a back seat to Lord Of The Rings in hi-def.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:51 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 01, 2012 12:49 AM (qjUnn)
I've got next!
Posted by: Godzilla at December 31, 2011 08:52 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 12:43 AM (F79HU)
Well done! That one kind of snuck up on us. Gotta go flip the ribs on the smoker again, this should be the last time.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 08:52 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 08:53 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 01, 2012 12:49 AM (qjUnn)
After all the shit they've been through lately, that's nothing to the Japanese. I hear the new national pasttime in Japan is swallowing bullets. Alone in a darkened room.
Then not telling anyone.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:54 PM (F79HU)
First rule of gubmint money tree, you don't talk about gubmint money tree.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 01, 2012 12:47 AM (3aXbg)
And we'll be watching.
Posted by: David Axelrod at December 31, 2011 08:54 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 12:53 AM (digkk)
Generally sober people don't appreciate good drunken humor, but presuming you've nowhere to drive to...you can fix that.
Posted by: Godzilla at December 31, 2011 08:54 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 08:55 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 12:52 AM (yh0zB)
VIGILANCE!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 31, 2011 08:55 PM (NmeZ3)
She didn't want to unseal the divorce records either. It was the State Media.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 08:56 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 08:56 PM (F79HU)
Come on, people! Not one of you moronettes has a suitably easy friend to hook up with Chemjeff? Throw a brother a slutty bone, wouldja?
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 31, 2011 08:56 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 08:57 PM (digkk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 08:57 PM (j+Izh)
Is that you, Hillary?
Shit.
I don't come here often, honey. Honest.
Posted by: bill clinton at December 31, 2011 08:59 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 09:00 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:00 PM (digkk)
A slutty moronette's an oxymoron.
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 09:00 PM (FQlFL)
I'm sober as a judge, and I think she's funny! Her husband may not be a Moron, which would make it harder for him to appreciate teh ONT funny.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2011 09:00 PM (s7mIC)
See, my point exactly. She's nabbed herself a rational man. I bet he has a job, and everything, and they probably don't even live in her parents' basement.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: nraendowment at December 31, 2011 09:03 PM (hOs8W)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:03 PM (digkk)
I can't get him to join in on the reindeer games. He's all "I'm on medication".
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:00 AM (digkk)
Uh, hello, beer is medicine.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 09:03 PM (3aXbg)
Come on, people! Not one of you moronettes has a suitably easy friend to hook up with Chemjeff? Throw a brother a slutty bone, wouldja?
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Posted by: Boon at December 31, 2011 09:05 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2012 01:00 AM (s7mIC)
Can you still get M80s in MO? We used to go across the state line and get them all the time, just don't get caught in Iowa with them.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:06 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:06 PM (digkk)
These guys are ringin cowbells outside along with their fireworks!
I LOVE these peeps. But that could be the Absinthe talking. Kinda like me on Tequila.
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:03 AM (digkk)
Those aren't fireworks, that's the gangs in North Omaha eliminating the competition.
You are in Omaha? I grew up 70 miles east of there.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:07 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 12:57 AM (digkk)
Bless the woman who marries herself the giant nerd.
Happy New Year 2012!
It sounds like a fecking war going on outside.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:07 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:08 PM (digkk)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:06 AM (SsG4J)
I'll have you know that I"m so far right I make Reagan look like a commu...oh, you mean central time zone. I got it.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:09 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:08 AM (digkk)
Which part of Omaha, and what brings you there?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:09 PM (yh0zB)
We got blueballed. The people that we were fighting... their leadership fucking bailed on them and hung them out to dry. Happens more often than you'd think. It sucks to be a grunt on the losing end.
We still have hell camp up, just because well...we can.
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2011 09:10 PM (zyaZ1)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: helen thomas at December 31, 2011 09:10 PM (sHY5w)
Try using your highly developed sense of smell and you'll eventually recognize the correct moron.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 31, 2011 09:10 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2012 01:09 AM (+8ydH)
Try calling me a fag with my dick in your ass!
Happy New Year, Brewer!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:11 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:11 PM (j+Izh)
Paper Lace's "The Night Chicago Died"
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 09:12 PM (FQlFL)
Ha, Thor has a very pompous, upstanding, Golden Boy of an older brother, but he is also very rational.
He has Moronish tendencies, of course ( his politics are perfect, he does drink though he seldom gets drunk and he loves boobehs) but he's kind of serious minded. Opposites really do attract.
I am not sure he entirely approves of my being here, but he has reaped a multitude of benefits from it, lol. You should have seen his face when I first came out with "boinked her in her squeakhole". He was the one who informed me that squeakhole, it didn't mean what I thought it did!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:13 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2011 09:14 PM (+8ydH)
Train rides? Lampshades?
Posted by: helen thomas at December 31, 2011 09:14 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: helen thomas at January 01, 2012 01:10 AM (sHY5w)
Now cut that out!! [looks through cabinet for Pepto]
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 09:15 PM (4q5tP)
Hmmm. Meaning they just surrendered and you didn't the, er, satisfaction of watching them die ?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:16 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:17 PM (digkk)
Posted by: zombie Howard Cosell at December 31, 2011 09:18 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:20 PM (digkk)
Just dropped in before going to bed. Happy New Year all and I leave you with this.
Kudo's to IOTW for it. OD
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 31, 2011 09:20 PM (JKNDp)
Hey, party!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:21 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:12 AM (digkk)
Zoomie?
PSA: ribs take longer to cook on the smoker than they do on the grille. FML.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:23 PM (loM0R)
He says to stock up on food and water. Doesn't say anything about guns.
Guess he's not one a 'ron.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:23 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2011 09:24 PM (zyaZ1)
PSA: ribs take longer to cook on the smoker than they do on the grille. FML.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 01:21 AM (yh0zB)
Another drink makes the time fly. Of this I know. Cheers and Happy New Year!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 09:24 PM (/izg2)
1) Someone will be called a racist for criticizing King Put.
2) Michelle Obama will be on far too many magazine covers.
3) Michael Moore will not give his ill-gotten gains to the 99%.
4) Barack Obama will blame Bush
5) MEDISCARE!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2011 09:24 PM (3aXbg)
Awwwww...I love to hear ladies brag on their men!
I should have just stuck with generic "Ace" when I started mentioning the blog.
I get weird looks when I say things like "bearnervt says" or "Neidermeyer's Dead Horse told me" . I think Berserker is the one that sticks in his craw the most, though I dread the day I glean some sort of shareable info from Charlie Brown's Dildo, Rosie Cotton's Tampon, or Laurie David's Cervix, lol!
Mind you, plain ol' Robert or jc doesn't thrill him, either, I think they seem more real. And he says the ones who claim to be women are probably the gheys trying to seduce the young 'uns. So, Zakn you best you be careful who you associate with here!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (loM0R)
No, Intel Weenie.
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:22 AM (digkk)
Good! I was an avionics tech in the US Navy, on Tomcats and Hornets. Retired in Jan 2005. Damn, that was seven years ago now!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (kaalw)
Officials declined to release the manÂ’s identity but said that he was an active-duty member of the United States military.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at December 31, 2011 09:26 PM (4qU0l)
Guess he's not one a 'ron.
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 01:23 AM (F79HU)
What I've stocked up on, I can get what he's stocked up on
I think they seem more real. And he says the ones
who claim to be women are probably the gheys trying to seduce the young
'uns. So, Zakn you best you be careful who you associate with here!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)
I guess a GGE is safe, then...or am I???
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:28 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:28 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 01:23 AM (loM0R)
You're welcome, and please do let me know what you think. The basic recipe could use a little sumpm, sumpm extry, I think.
I can't find the dang recipe for the Moulin Rouge French toast, but I use croissants as a base.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:29 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:30 PM (digkk)
Not really, I bet teh gheys love them a manly, Mustang drivin', gun-shootin' military man. And who's to blame them?!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:32 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:32 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:32 PM (loM0R)
But he will, because he's a good man and he doesn't want the dog to suffer. And then he will drive to McDonald's and get you a hangover curing sausy biskit.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:34 PM (digkk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:35 PM (j+Izh)
I hope he is right on that prediction.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 01, 2012 01:30 AM (qjUnn)
I like this guy.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:35 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:36 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:36 PM (digkk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 01:28 AM (loM0R)
Two completely different aircraft for two completely different missions. The Tomcat's job was to loiter at altitude and launch missiles at Russian Bear bombers while mixing it up with the Soviet fighters of it's day. The Hornet's job is to self-escort on bombing missions and mix it up with the newer fighters.
A Tomcat will lose playing the Hornet's game, if a Tom gets in low and slow with a Hornet it is going to get smoked. BUT! if the Tom driver is smart (and you don't last long if you aren't) he will start at long range and use the range of that awesome Tomcat radar to his advantage, zorch in hot and launch on the Hornets before they ever realize he's there. The Tom could also drop bombs, but they weren't as good at it.
Moot point now, of course. The Tomcat is gone now, replaced by the E/F Hornet, which is a fine and capable aircraft.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:36 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:38 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:38 PM (SsG4J)
I hope he is right on that prediction.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 01, 2012 01:30 AM (qjUnn)
So do I.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:38 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)
Teh gheys????
fml...
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:40 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:38 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 31, 2011 09:41 PM (digkk)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 09:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 01, 2012 01:41 AM (digkk)
G'night Jypsea Rose. Sleep well and wake.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:42 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:43 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2012 01:26 AM
Meaning he's from the religion that shall not be named in negative circumstances
Posted by: The MBM at December 31, 2011 09:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Teh gheys????
fml...Oh you are definitely on Thor's radar, GGE. Maybe not as GGE, per se, but he knows there is a Ginger hound on the blog. Thankfully, I didn't tell him about the Mustang, so he hasn't forbid me to keep coming here!
***************
Wouldn't ya know it, I am blond!
Probably for the best, my friend, probably for the best. You're too young for me, and it's time I faced this sad fact!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:45 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 09:45 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:45 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 09:45 PM (bxiXv)
Funny he should say that--it's already started. This is night 3 of multiple arson fires in L.A.
http://tinyurl.com/7uys56b
Posted by: PJ at December 31, 2011 09:46 PM (DQHjw)
They are lovebugs, for sure. Cute as pie, as well. Is it possible to see Mudface online anywhere?
Happy New Year, Dark Lord!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:47 PM (SsG4J)
Police brace for more L.A. arson fires on New Year's Eve
The only clue officials have released about the Saturday fires is that they are looking for a male driving a white-and-tan mid-1990s Lexus ES300. No further description of the suspect was released.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 09:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 09:49 PM (bxiXv)
Funny he should say that--it's already started. This is night 3 of multiple arson fires in L.A.
http://tinyurl.com/7uys56b
Posted by: PJ at January 01, 2012 01:46 AM
Isn't setting fires on New Year's a tradition in France by those who shall not be named under negative circumstances?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2011 09:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:44 AM (SsG4J)
I'm not that young. I'm 31. :B
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:49 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:49 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:51 AM (SsG4J)
HAH! Hey man I'm half Mexican, I got this latin blood that gets a little uppity and then insists upon itself!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:53 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:53 PM (loM0R)
I've no intention of offending you; I'm just curious.
Posted by: Rum at December 31, 2011 09:53 PM (E+E+p)
I firmly believe I was Mexican in a former life. Maybe I was YOU! Or something.....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 09:54 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 09:55 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:55 PM (loM0R)
Goose was the fkn man, tho.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 09:57 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:57 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 31, 2011 09:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 09:58 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:54 AM (SsG4J)
Oh shit!
If that's the case then you know where my birthmark is.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 09:59 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 01:51 AM (SsG4J)
The first rule of internet flirting......
And its imaginary anyways. And I'm not even that good at imaginary flirting dammit.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 09:59 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 09:59 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:00 PM (loM0R)
Ya know, this Korbel sham-pagin is pretty good stuff.
Brut Rosé. Tastey.
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 01:54 AM (F79HU)
Korbel is about the best of the cheap stuff and it's even better than lots of the expensive stuff.Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 31, 2011 10:00 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: derit at January 01, 2012 01:58 AM (FQlFL)
Love this song.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:01 PM (F79HU)
You don't offend me at all, Rum! It's a fair question.
I am perhaps overstating David's "botheration" for effect. He is not jealous-jealous. When I first started posting on the ONT and saw how I was getting, I let him read what I posted. He just shook his head and told me not to be shocked if people thought I was a whore! And when I told him we got warned a few weeks back, he got to say I told you so!
Now, he really is sort of weirded out by the fact that I converse with people named Berserker and yankeefifth, but I he isn't worried I am going to run off with them; I think he just thinks I am a damn dork with no real life. Which is true.
He really was bothered by my friend's son, but that's another issue altogether.
And Rum, never worry about offending me or telling me to STFU, or that I am getting to be too vulgar.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 10:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 01, 2012 02:00 AM (7+pP9)
I'd say that sounds about right.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 01:45 AM (loM0R)
Higher, better at certain flight envelopes, much faster (especially the Delta Toms, what a great airplane that was!) better at high-speed turns but a pig down low and slow. Hornets are greatly easier to maintain, mostly because the accessibility of the parts in the avionics bays and the quick-change mounting points on it's motors; the Tomcat took twice as long for each maintenance task, in the case of the avionics because of the sheer number of fasteners on it's panels.
Actually, they were *great* at it, and had a
shitload of ordinance capacity, *but* they were never fully configured
for it (avionics upgrades, hardpoint upgrades).
I believe there were some successful missions in GW1, or so I was told.
I am a Tomcat fanboy, though, so take it for what it's worth. I admit
the airframes were just getting old (they took a beating, though). Sick
to death they got cut up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 01:45 AM (bxiXv)
I wouldn't say they were "great" at it. They were adequate, and could be very good with laser guided weapons. They could carry a bigger bomb load than the Hornet, but not as big as the Super Hornet. The Tomcat was an exceptional long range intercept aircraft, which was the mission it was designed for, and it could self-escort on it's bombing runs.
I'm not a Tomcat fanboy, just a maintainer who worked on the weapons systems for both the Alpha and Delta Toms, including a stint at Pax River where we tested various weapons for separation checks, to include putting bombs on target. The Tom was good at it, but not great. The Hornet is a precision bomber, the Tomcat was a ball park bomber, but when you are putting 2K worth of explosives on targets in the ballpark is all you really need. They had LANTIRN pods for the precision work.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:04 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 02:02 AM (SsG4J)
Well...it's true of all of us, really.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:05 PM (F79HU)
Oh. My. God. I am not a small dog person as a rule, but I may have to get me one of these, just for the name alone. Is its hair more York or Doxie? I am sort of creeped out by that silky Yorkie hair, for some reason.
Pug/Yorkie......Porkie???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 10:06 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 01:57 AM (/izg2)
I would have bet that iceman and slider were the fkin men men.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 01:58 AM (loM0R)
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Rodney King at December 31, 2011 10:06 PM (/izg2)
I'm not that young. I'm 31. :B
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 01:49 AM (F79HU)
Lawn. Yer on it. (eldest daughter is 30 this year, but she came with the second wife, the only one I helped to create is 25)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:08 PM (yh0zB)
Imagine my surprise, as well!!!
Posted by: Queen LaQueefa at December 31, 2011 10:09 PM (ULADD)
I have a doodle. He looks more Doxie than poodle.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 10:10 PM (j+Izh)
I beg to differ, NC Ref....
Next up on the ONT...guess the whereabouts and general shape of Robert's birthmark?
Will there be a cash prize for best guess?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 10:10 PM (SsG4J)
oh yeah, for entirely different reasons i thought the phantom - f-4 - was/is a great looking plane.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 02:00 AM (loM0R)
The plane was fugly but capable. Sad thing is, lots of Navy pilots provided "ground support" by dropping their bomb loads 5,000 feet or more AGL. They just wanted end their tour as quickly and safely as possible.Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 31, 2011 10:11 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:12 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2011 10:12 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:12 PM (bxiXv)
Tammie - He is a dach in temperament and body. Yorkie hair. Totally confused, janky ears...sooo loyal. Reads my mind.
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 10:14 PM (TDe/C)
Lawn. Yer on it.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 02:08 AM (yh0zB)
I'll get offa it. Eventually.
Next up on the ONT...guess the whereabouts and general shape of Robert's birthmark?
Will there be a cash prize for best guess?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 02:10 AM (SsG4J)
Winner gets to have dinner with me. And pay. I'll leave the (meager) tip.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM (F79HU)
Will there be a cash prize for best guess?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 02:10 AM (SsG4J)
A purple pimpernel on his ass.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM (yh0zB)
Sorry, TammY - hair isn't silky...it's coarse and not as long/dramatic as Yorkie. He's really a dach with funky hair. :-)
Posted by: marybel at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM (TDe/C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:17 PM (loM0R)
He may have an uneasy feeling about the baseball connection. Because I gotta say, a baseball playin' man is right up their in the musician and Marine Danger Zone for me.
No, seriously, he just has a hard time with aliases in general. Although in the same breath, he will be pissed that I didn't pick a fake name to start with, too. He doesn't like our personal info online, and I am kind of bad about that.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 10:18 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 10:19 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 01, 2012 02:11 AM (7+pP9)
The Air Force used the Phantom as a bomber. The Navy used the Phantom as a fighter. They had Intruders, Skyhawks and Corsairs to do their bombing for them.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:19 PM (yh0zB)
No, that's a good thing. I don't care much for the silky hair. It always looks a little greasy to me for some reason.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 31, 2011 10:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:20 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 02:17 AM (loM0R)
I've heard Marine pilots say they could get it going fast enough to strip external panels off of it. I don't know how true that is. I do know that it is positive proof that a brick will fly if it has enough thrust.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:21 PM (yh0zB)
A purple pimpernel on his ass.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 02:17 AM (yh0zB)
Nope! *Presses button to open the secret trap door*
Wow, that leprosy's really a bitch.
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 02:18 AM (xKC/c)
Pull my finger!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 02:18 AM (SsG4J)
You are Arkansas Metal Chick.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:22 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:22 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 02:19 AM (j+Izh)
No, but I suddenly want that as a tattoo.
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:24 PM (F79HU)
You are Arkansas Metal Chick.
Funny thing, he thinks my cousin Bobby is the one who has gotten me all in to the metal thing lately!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick at December 31, 2011 10:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:24 PM (bxiXv)
Bastards.
If I were a quadrillionaire I'd build another one.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:12 AM (bxiXv)
It was a beautiful airplane, and part of it's beauty as a bomber is that it could get in really really fast, drop it's bombs and then turn around and shoot a motherfucker in the face. The E/F Hornet is almost as good at it, but not quite. The E/F Hornet is a better precision bomber, though, but who really needs precision when you have frikkin laser beams to do that for you? I loved the Tom, but it was a pain in the ass to maintain. Damn but it was a sharp looking airplane, especially zorching along at speed with the wings pulled back.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:25 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2011 10:26 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:27 PM (yh0zB)
One at the show came in low over the runway (Delta I think) and almost came to a stop nose-up before launching (what looked like) vertically and disappearing in about 30 seconds.
I'm sure it wasn't actually vertical, but it was damned impressive.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:28 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:29 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2012 02:26 AM (F79HU)
...
I'm sure that Grant Wood would be proud to have his artwork on your ass.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:30 PM (yh0zB)
I was just going to suggest this, and point out the placement of said fork!!!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick at December 31, 2011 10:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 01, 2012 02:18 AM (SsG4J)
So what's the name of your first pet? And the first street you lived on? Add the two together and VOILA! its your porn name AOS handle.
And thanks, heh.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 10:32 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:32 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:28 AM (bxiXv)
If it was a Delta, I'm sure it was vertical. The Alpha couldn't do it, but the Bravo/Delta could.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:34 PM (yh0zB)
Saw heard felt in my bones an F-4 Phantom II at the Houston airshow in October.
Sucker sure is loud.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 10:35 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:36 PM (bxiXv)
I kid you not, Fluffy Gap.
Grew up in Rabun Gap GA, on what they called the Rabun Gap Rd, shortened to Gap Rd
If y'all don't mind, I believe I will just go an ahead and stick with Arkansas Metal Chick for now.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:36 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:32 AM (bxiXv)
Yep, and every fighter and fighter/attack aircraft since the F4 has had an internal cannon, usually the Vulcan 20mm. And the F4 had a gunpod.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:38 PM (yh0zB)
So what's the name of your first pet? And the first street you lived on? Add the two together and VOILA! its your porn name
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 02:32 AM (/izg2)
Uh oh
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:38 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:32 AM (bxiXv)
OK first off I don't know much about the current airwar over the ME. 'Cept that we ceded the airspace over Iraq to...Iraq? Do or did we have any A-10s there? Because they can deliver a world of hurt PDQ. Whats up with that program, has Obama cut it too?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 10:38 PM (/izg2)
*insert random 'insert' joke here*.
I'm not a fan of tattoos, primarly because when people get them, they forget that skin loses its elasticity over time and all you end up with several years later are markings that could have been made with a 6th grader wielding a black marker.
But at least a butt tattoo isn't readily visible, so that has a bit going for it location-wise.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2011 10:39 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:39 PM (loM0R)
Sucker sure is loud.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2012 02:35 AM (4q5tP)
You want to know what's loud? A6/EA6B on the catapult, directly over your head.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:40 PM (yh0zB)
So what's the name of your first pet? And the first street you lived on? Add the two together and VOILA! its your porn name
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 02:32 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at January 01, 2012 02:38 AM (F79HU)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Scruffy Oxnard at December 31, 2011 10:40 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 02:34 AM (SsG4J)
Winning suggestion gets a cupie doll.
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:40 PM (bxiXv)
I kid you not, Fluffy Gap.
Bwahahahaha!!!! Yeah good choice Arkansas Metal Chick lol.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 10:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 10:42 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 02:38 AM (/izg2)
Yes we did have A-10s. Every time the AF tries to cut them the Army has a conniption fit. The grunts sure do love them Aardvarks. Enemy tankers, not so much...
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:42 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:43 PM (bxiXv)
yankee5th, I know y'all are not gonna believe this, but that Steel Panther stuff was a bit too much for me, lol!
Dark Lord, surely they get more than $500????
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:40 AM (bxiXv)
Fkn inflation. They get like a grand a day now. And we can dub that shit over anyways.
Posted by: Every sleazy porn producer at December 31, 2011 10:44 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2012 02:43 AM (FMbng)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:45 PM (yh0zB)
In event of emergency, flip over and blow on nozzle to inflate.
Posted by: derit at December 31, 2011 10:46 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 02:44 AM (xKC/c)
Damn, spoke too soon??? You just don't get these kind of comments at Hot Air, or even Weasel Zippers. (Which is kind of surprising, really)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:46 PM (SsG4J)
Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
I just wanted to be the first moron to say that on an ONT in 2012.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:46 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2012 02:43 AM (FMbng)
Heart
Do not enter
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 02:44 AM (xKC/c)
I dunno, it depends on who's knocking.
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 10:47 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 02:46 AM (bxiXv)
Yep, I would imagine it goes pretty much like that.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:47 PM (loM0R)
Do not enter
Not an intake valve.
Speed bumps ahead
Posted by: Doofus at December 31, 2011 10:48 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2011 10:48 PM (7ICdv)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 02:47 AM (/izg2)
I think they will keep it until they can convince the Army they have another aircraft that will do as good a job.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:49 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:49 PM (bxiXv)
Not an intake valve.
Speed bumps ahead
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 02:48 AM (xKC/c)
Serious tire damage may result
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:49 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 10:50 PM (yh0zB)
Manowar's mantra has always been Death To False Metal, and yeah , they're pretty much talking about the panther type dudes. lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 10:51 PM (FMbng)
That's my trade-marked bum tattoo!
Don't make me go all Primal Fear on your ass.
Posted by: Richard Gere at December 31, 2011 10:51 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: derit at January 01, 2012 02:46 AM (FQlFL)
Thumbs way up!
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:51 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 10:51 PM (bxiXv)
You want to know what's loud? A6/EA6B on the catapult, directly over your head.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 02:40 AM (yh0zB)
I'll take your word on it. The F-4 II at the airshow was slated to be converted to a remote pilot aircraft and used for target practice. Damn shame. It was louder than the F-16, the F/A - 18E, and the Heavy Metal Jet Team of 4 L-39s and one MiG-17. The MiG was a close second in loudness.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2011 10:52 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 02:51 AM (SsG4J)
Sweet.
Posted by: The man in the boat at December 31, 2011 10:53 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:53 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 02:50 AM (yh0zB)
Look at it from my perspective, I got people talking about my ass. So...that's good news.
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:55 PM (F79HU)
Which I know is the chick perspective, but I mean, I am hardly a prude! And it's not that I was offended, just that it could have been a little more subtle, maybe? I don't know, it just got old, quick.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:55 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 02:50 AM (yh0zB)
My perspective....the only female on a site of men talking about ass tatoos on New Years Eve while her husband is reaching yet again for the PSE controls.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 10:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 10:57 PM (loM0R)
This, sadly, is not the first time this subject has come up for conversation in my life. And every time it's a different group of people.
Don't know what the common thread might be...
Posted by: Doofus at December 31, 2011 10:58 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 02:57 AM (SsG4J)
One minute! Tell him to pause and pucker up!
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 10:59 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 02:57 AM (SsG4J)
Well when you put it that way...fuck, it's worse...
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:00 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Fappachina at December 31, 2011 11:00 PM (rf/BJ)
Beware of barking cave spiders
One way
Exit only
Cars- $4
No parking
Front towards enemy
cans-bottles
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 11:01 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 02:58 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:02 PM (yh0zB)
Big huge hugs and perfectly innocent kisses to every one of you!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:03 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:03 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:06 PM (SsG4J)
Hair bands are dudes who raided their girlfreind's wardrobe and makeup, and sit around singing gay songs about the chicks whose wardrobe they raided.
Metal bands are dudes who write songs about raiding those dude's castles, drinking their booze, and stealing those girlfriends.
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 11:06 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 03:05 AM (SsG4J)
Spiders that bark? Does this mean they pay fetch and roll over, too?
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 11:06 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:07 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:07 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)
I can totally relate to that song.
Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to say something here?
Posted by: Doofus at December 31, 2011 11:08 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Doofus at January 01, 2012 03:08 AM (xKC/c)
Notice who's sitting here next to you?
Yeah. That.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:10 PM (loM0R)
Happy New Year everyone.
Posted by: Alex at December 31, 2011 11:11 PM (doww8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:13 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Joffen at December 31, 2011 11:15 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:16 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 03:07 AM (loM0R)
Pour me another!
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 11:16 PM (F79HU)
Damn it, I won't be stolen. I go willingly, or die fightin'. And I can kick like a mule, so you best watch out.
Are you a 5'13" ginger, with long braids, nautilus bra, and auroch's horns? If yes, you might be my DIL.
I'm a 5 8 Ginger, and I do braid it when I'm gardening, but no horns that I am aware of and no comment on the bra!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:17 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:20 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:21 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 03:20 AM (j+Izh)
So was JFK, and for a similar reason.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:21 PM (bxiXv)
Produced in Tipoca City, Kamino.
It would only impress Star Wars geeks.
Posted by: Doofus at December 31, 2011 11:22 PM (xKC/c)
Alex, are (were?) you 11B? Us grunts love Warthogs.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 11:22 PM (Lpgtj)
If its a video game..hours. You can do it for hours and hours and piss away a whole day in a blink of an eye.
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 11:23 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at January 01, 2012 03:21 AM (SsG4J)
How many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they are forever banned?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:23 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 03:19 AM (yh0zB)
Math is hard.
Posted by: Barbie at December 31, 2011 11:23 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:23 PM (loM0R)
Gingers have to be tall. If they were short they would be elves. lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 11:24 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2012 03:22 AM (Lpgtj)
Aagh! Warthogs! I said Aardvarks earlier. That was the F-111, wrong airplane.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:25 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:25 PM (j+Izh)
Long
Time
I am going to be forced to acquire a rifter and learn how to play EVE in self defense. Except I think it's got a lot of shooting, too.
Would it be bad form to start Skyrim before he gets a chance?? It's not like he hasn't had an entire week to start playing it.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:26 PM (SsG4J)
aND i AM POSTING IN CAPS.
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 11:26 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Clifford Sweets at December 31, 2011 11:27 PM (F79HU)
Hell no, start playing it. He can start his own game when he's ready. All is fair in love and skyrim.
Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2011 11:28 PM (FMbng)
Maureen O' Hara is my freaking hero. So beautiful. And that is my third favorite movie of all time.
Gingers have to be tall. If they were short they would be elves.
Are Bretons tall?
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:29 PM (bxiXv)
'sOK, GGE. Close Air Support was not a direct concern for you.
Party responsibly, Morons.
I'm off to avoid drunks, black ice, & road moose.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 11:30 PM (Lpgtj)
Oh sure, you say that now that I traded the Ferrari for a rifter.
I am seriously tempted to start playing it. I have never in my life been remotely interested in video games, but this one has got my interest piqued. I am convinced I could tame a dragon.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: W. J, Clinton at December 31, 2011 11:31 PM (j+Izh)
How damn long can a man sit and shoot at imaginary bad guys??????
He's fallen into the curse of "Just a few more minutes. Just until I finish this level."
Posted by: Alex at December 31, 2011 11:31 PM (doww8)
I'm off to avoid drunks, black ice, & road moose.
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2012 03:30 AM (Lpgtj)
Actually, CAS is a primary mission for the Hornet. It's pretty good at it. Good luck in your avoidance maneuvers!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:32 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:35 PM (loM0R)
Well, not just yet, because I don't really care that he plays, so he hasn't had to offer up any excuses, lol. I am just stunned that he can go at it for so long.
It doesn't surprise me that he goes at Guitar Port for hours, but the Playstation thing is a little surprising to me. I was warned, though.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:36 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:37 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:37 PM (loM0R)
It sounded just like a scene from Quiet Man. Sigh. You should rent it. Sounds like you'd like it.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:40 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: gushie at December 31, 2011 11:42 PM (QNeKQ)
Happy New Year, morons. And ronettes. Trollz can DIAF
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at December 31, 2011 11:42 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:42 PM (loM0R)
Mero, honestly, I am too stupid to know the difference.
I mean, I'd notice it freezing up, but other than that, I think I'd just think that's the way the game was, if any that makes sense. I have never played a game before.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:45 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:46 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: gushie at December 31, 2011 11:47 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:48 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 03:41 AM (bxiXv)
I just hooked back up my Sega Genesis and played a little Madden '93. Go Redskins!!! Movement was pretty quick and sharp to me. Maybe 'cause I'm drunk?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 11:49 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 31, 2011 11:51 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: gushie at January 01, 2012 03:47 AM (QNeKQ)
Yuk, sorry to hear that. Hope you get to feeling better soon.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:52 PM (bxiXv)
I'm sure you don't want to dwell, I hope you and your friend (if they're still visiting) are comfortably drunk.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 03:48 AM (bxiXv)
as a matter of fact we kinda are mildly buzzed. she just went to bed.
sadly kittys passing is true. i wish it wasnt with all my heart. sleeping is hard to do without her in my arms. today i spent watching animated movies and eating things like grilled cheese sammitches and nachos. i didnt have it in me to do much. with this cold on top i feel like someone kicked the stuffing outta me.
is it true the rose parade will be on monday or is so9meone havin fun with me.?
Posted by: gushie at December 31, 2011 11:53 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 31, 2011 11:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 31, 2011 11:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 31, 2011 11:55 PM (loM0R)
Speaking of which, is a specific point to the game? What is the ultimate goal? Is there a monster to kill or something? Or is that. like, sooo 20th century gaming?
I really just want to tame a dragon, catch Gushie a Shadowmare, go in the rooms and read all the books, and find a nice mountain glade with a nearby cave to fix up. Maybe kick some bad guy butt now and then. And ogle Nords.
Maybe I can catch me a Nord and lure him back to my cave.
Bet vika has already figured that out.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at December 31, 2011 11:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 03:54 AM (bxiXv)
Yeah me too. They are family. Every time I move my kitty goes with me. Still.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2011 11:58 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 03:54 AM (bxiXv)
yes. THIS!
X1000
im sorry you had to go thru it. it seems so unfair they have such short lives. this one was already an angel. I miss her like crazy every minute of the day. i hadnt realised what a huge part of my life she was. but she was literally right next to me all the time. FOR YEARS.
and now shes not. im kinda freaking
Posted by: gushie at December 31, 2011 11:59 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:00 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 12:01 AM (j+Izh)
Flash the boobehs and every knuckledragger in skyrim will be following you. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2012 12:03 AM (FMbng)
i will ride tomorrow and see if the horses can help me straighten it out.
Posted by: gushie at January 01, 2012 12:04 AM (QNeKQ)
Y'all suffices in most cases, and all y'all generally starts or is in the middle of a sentence, rather than ending one.
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:07 AM (SsG4J)
Don't need all of 'em, one will do!!! Boobehs don't come out til I pick the one I want and he performs brave deeds to woo me.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:08 AM (SsG4J)
They will. Bet they are wondering where she is...or was she a house kitteh?
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:11 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 12:11 AM (bxiXv)
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 04:07 AM (SsG4J)
IE: All y'all can just kiss my ass.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 12:12 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 12:14 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 01, 2012 12:19 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:20 AM (loM0R)
Or, maybe "Y'all are all so fabulous, I could just kiss all ten of all y'alls toes!"
Because it's true!
Mero, I am determined to tame one. If one can use avalanches of cheese as a weapon, I can't imagine they didn't build in some dragon taming capabilities. I have Welsh blood, damn it, I will tame one.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:22 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:24 AM (loM0R)
You're one of us, ain'tcha? And you like cold weather for the same reason I do, cuz you like to died of Southern summers when you were a child.
Or did you marry one, bless your heart?
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:24 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 12:25 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 04:20 AM (loM0R)
Hold on just a second more. This Cops tv show is about to bust some stupid drunk with no pants on.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Peter Griffin at January 01, 2012 12:25 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:25 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 12:27 AM (bxiXv)
Oooooooooohhhhhhhh......I may have to buy it for PC. Thor will kill me.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:29 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 12:30 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2012 12:32 AM (bxiXv)
G'night all y'alls! And stay the fuck outta my grill off my lawn!
A profitable and SCOAMF-less new year to all!!!
OK maybe for 2013.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 12:33 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:34 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:37 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 12:37 AM (j+Izh)
yankee.....you are a brave man, and a lucky one!!! And of course it goes without saying that she is a very lucky lady herself. But you'll never tame her.
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:38 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:40 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:41 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 04:37 AM (j+Izh)
Thread winner? Bwahahaha!
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2012 12:42 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 12:43 AM (j+Izh)
Happy, happy New Year, my pretties!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:45 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 01, 2012 12:46 AM (j+Izh)
No likely about it, my friend. Any tool that might work is not safe to keep around, cuz she'll just wait til you're asleep and return the favor. Trust me on this.
Ya gotta walk that fine line between being manly enough to impress her with your might and strength, yet sweet enough to melt her heart. And you are well up to the task, this I know!
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:48 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Arkansas Metal Chick AKA Tammy al'Thor \m/ at January 01, 2012 12:49 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 12:53 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: Alabama bureau of tourism and trade at January 01, 2012 12:54 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Georgia bureau of tourism and trade at January 01, 2012 01:00 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: North Carolina Bureau of Tourism and Trade at January 01, 2012 01:17 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: South Carolina bureau of tourism and trade at January 01, 2012 01:18 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: South Carolina bureau of tourism and trade at January 01, 2012 01:21 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: North Carolina bureau of tourism and trade at January 01, 2012 01:24 AM (j+Izh)
Posted by: North Carolina Bureau of Tourism and Trade at January 01, 2012 01:29 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ace 'al Thor's mighty ban hammer at January 01, 2012 01:31 AM (j+Izh)
Speaking of drunk cities and weird New Year's celebrations, I'm from Philly, and I'm stunned that we didn't the top 10 inebriated list. If they just narrowed the list to sports fans, we'd be right there. Anyway, the town will be pretty drunk today. as we have the final Eagles game of the year, and the Mummers Parade, which is our entry into the weird New Year celebrations. The parade is 99.9 percent white working class men, who proceed to either: A) drink heavily, march 3 miles into center city, then drink some more, all while wearing face paint, a wig and a dress, or: B) drink moderately, wear costumes full of feathers and sequins, play banjo versions of pop songs while marching those same 3 miles, and then drink some more.
I'm half lit now as I post this. I'm supposed to be at the parade starting point in 2 1/2 hours. So much beer, so little time.
Happy New Year, morons! Hopefully we're into the final countdown of the SCOAMF disaster....
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 01, 2012 01:53 AM (dIHHd)
Posted by: Johnny Cochran at January 01, 2012 01:54 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 01, 2012 02:54 AM (Vl8Hu)
Posted by: Joffen at January 01, 2012 03:25 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2012 03:32 AM (60EzG)
Posted by: Joffen at January 01, 2012 03:36 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2012 03:47 AM (60EzG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 04:38 AM (loM0R)
Mmmph.
Little guy woke up really early to check on the tooth fairy...who was late!
No Rose Parade until tomorrow...that's just wrong.
I'm supposed to be at the parade starting point in 2 1/2 hours.
Ah, have a good time. Don't know if I can get that on tv down here.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2012 04:42 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2012 04:45 AM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2012 04:52 AM (niZvt)
I submit, civilian rifles have undergone significant advance over the last 100 years.
One reason being, manufacturing tolerances have improved by a factor of 10 or more.
Proof of Theory: Could the best rifle of 1912 compete against the best rifle of 2012?
Posted by: franksalterego at January 01, 2012 04:52 AM (9XykO)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2012 04:52 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 01, 2012 04:58 AM (zpgiG)
what is the moral part?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 09:01 AM (loM0R)
It's more just an attempt to describe the utter confusion as to which to pick. That, and 12 hours of movie is easier to handle than 24. We do have work tomorrow.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 01, 2012 05:03 AM (zpgiG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2012 05:04 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 05:04 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 01, 2012 05:05 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2012 05:06 AM (60EzG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2012 09:04 AM (niZvt)
I thought 3 was tolerable, but yeah, I'm actually a bit on the same page. Wait til kids for the newer ones, since kids don't care about garbage.
I'm also happy I have the DVDs with the original cuts as an extra. They weren't remastered, but they are the Star Wars I remember.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 01, 2012 05:07 AM (zpgiG)
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2012 05:08 AM (Ybl9g)
I'd go with Star Wars. Life is filled with Star Wars illusions.
Though 4-5-6 might just take care of 99 % of those...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2012 05:08 AM (XdlcF)
I quite enjoyed them although there were several times I wanted to yell at the tv "Stop leaving the ring bearer by himself"!
Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2012 05:13 AM (BB+6O)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 01, 2012 05:15 AM (eCnLg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2012 05:16 AM (GmfIu)
Posted by: sTevo at January 01, 2012 05:22 AM (q1Tbv)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2012 01:49 AM (Y+DPZ) I thought the same thing...maybe it's some "youth" that shall not be named.
Posted by: PJ at January 01, 2012 07:43 AM (DQHjw)
Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top
64 queries taking 0.3045 seconds, 1247 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2011 05:36 PM (Lpgtj)