September 17, 2011
— Open Blogger
What's up 'rons and 'ettes!! Sorry about last night but I was just worn out from work this week. Thanks Ben for capably filling in!
Well as you can tell from tonight's theme, Oktoberfest started today. Now how many of you know what Oktoberfest is about? That is, besides bier, dirndls, lederhosen, brats and, well, boobehs.
The Oktoberfest tradition started in 1810 to celebrate the October 12th marriage of Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig to the Saxon-Hildburghausen Princess Therese. The citizens of Munich were invited to join in the festivities which were held over five days on the fields in front of the city gates. The main event of the original Oktoberfest was a horse race.Of course, I'm sure the 'rons are bored by this Oktoberfest history by now so here's a little something to perk you guys up. Oktoberfest Colossal Cleavage Collection. Probably NSFW or Kratos.
Funny Commercial
Europeans have some of the funnier commercials out there and this one is pretty good. Be careful when you use vegetables. Especially if you are gonna eat 'em!
Funny videos
Weekend At Bernies For Reals?
You gotta be one sick puppy to do this. Two Men Barhopped With Corpse. All this to get out of having to pay for drinks? I guess on the bright side they flagged down a cop car and told them they think their friend was dead when they were done partying. They've been charged with Abuse of a Corpse.
Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, allegedly loaded Jeffrey Jarrett into a car after finding him unresponsive at his southeast Denver home Aug. 27. The two then allegedly went to Teddy T's bar and grill and Sam's No. 3, leaving Jarrett in Rubinson's Lincoln Navigator, while they drank -- on Jarrett's tab, The Denver Post reported. They also allegedly used Jarrett's bank card to get money out of an ATM.Later, they took Jarrett's body back home, went out for a meal, withdrew $400 more and headed for a strip club, police said.
Saw Accident
Ouch. Man Accidentally Cuts Off Own Penis. What the hell? I did some carpentry back in the day and I can't really imagine how you cut off your pecker unless you are really, really doing something wrong. I love the comment his mom makes.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," Keen's mother said."This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
Hah. Yeah right. Sawing off your penis happens all the time in the carpentry business.
Caturday Video
I bet this cat does not cut his pecker off. Just sayin'.
Who knew? The unions seem to have gotten to the kittehs judging by this one just going through the motions of trying to catch a rat.
Medal Of Honor
Hey Hollywood, here are some ideas for some movies. Dakota Meyer And Nine Others: What They Did To Receive The Medal Of Honor. Real acts of valor and heroism.
Hollywood News
Take note George Lucas. Looks like your pal Steven Spielberg has learned from his error of erasing guns from E.T. and using CGI in place of the muppet E.T. from the upcoming Blu-Ray release. I must say, I've got the Star Wars Blu-Ray's and the Original Trilogy looks awesome in blu. The colors are outstanding and sound is vastly improved over the DVD editions. In fact, I really started to enjoy watching the movie and then some Special Edition crap would show up and it was jarring and looked like shiite. Should've just left them alone George. I did note that most of the matte boxes around the fighters have been fixed. Still a few of them and when they do show up, are pretty noticeable.
Yikes. Top Gun 3D. Really. I wonder if Ice Man will have his teeth jump out of his mouth and towards you during that scene in the locker room. Although, I'm sure the 'ette's can't wait for this scene in 3D.
And one more sign of Hollywood running out of ideas. Hey, let's remake Point Break!
War Pron
A-10 VS Taliban. Poor little feller.
Famous Sweaters
Some day, the Bullitt look is coming back!
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Posted by: lu at September 17, 2011 05:39 PM (CQCIL)
Don't mock it. It's why I got into ministry. Much safer.
Posted by: J. H. Christ at September 17, 2011 05:41 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 05:41 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: *** *** ******* *** U***** ****** at September 17, 2011 05:41 PM (KxADM)
At least this stupidity won't be passed onto the next generation, assuming this guy didn't have kids yet.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 05:42 PM (c0A3e)
Lost Solyndra grant proposal:
http://tinyurl.com/3ejyvl2
Made by the Attaaaaaaack Waaaaaaatch guys (Misfit Politics)
h/t Nice Deb.
Worth it just for the SOLYNDRA acronym.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 05:43 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: United Brotherhood of Penis-Sawers #303 at September 17, 2011 05:45 PM (KxADM)
Posted by: no good deed at September 17, 2011 05:45 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2011 05:45 PM (AEIYh)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 05:46 PM (zw+pb)
Think about it, everybody knows exactly what the premise of it is.
How many of those people have seen it?
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 05:46 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Ted Buckland at September 17, 2011 05:46 PM (KxADM)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 05:48 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 05:51 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2011 05:51 PM (XIGtO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 05:51 PM (21lBC)
Is it available for salvage? I'm in the market.
Posted by: Chaz Bono at September 17, 2011 05:52 PM (PidTa)
nah, not nearly as ghey
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 05:53 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 05:53 PM (fyOgS)
We have to put them somewhere.
Posted by: Men Everywhere at September 17, 2011 05:53 PM (KxADM)
You really have to wonder about the media business. Who in hell would think giving this woman -- who has gotten older, more bitter and angry, and has all of those truther views -- a TV show is a good idea?
Do they actually think they'll make money?
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 05:53 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: jr at September 17, 2011 05:54 PM (uzbYw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2011 09:51 PM (XIGtO)
Guys do weird things with their genitals, *shrugs*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 05:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2011 05:54 PM (XIGtO)
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2011 05:54 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 09:51 PM (21lBC)
I think that was an intentional impersonation.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 05:55 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 05:55 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 05:57 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: DontheFlyer at September 17, 2011 05:58 PM (vOcVu)
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2011 09:54 PM (MtwBb)
That's an interesting idea, measuring in penises.
Like, how many kilopenises is it between Fire Island and San Francisco? Or is it easier to compute in megapenises?
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 05:58 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Jimmah at September 17, 2011 05:59 PM (F13r2)
I'm never going to look at 2x4s the same way ever again. Thank you for that insight,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 05:59 PM (c0A3e)
The luckiest ones took home the servers without the leg hair. Me, not so much. Oh well, at least she didn't stink.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 05:59 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 05:59 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 05:59 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: DontheFlyer at September 17, 2011 09:58 PM (vOcVu)
Fest (or ferst in your case) means "hangover" in German. True story.
Posted by: Papa Editor at September 17, 2011 06:00 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: DontheFlyer at September 17, 2011 09:58 PM (vOcVu)
It vas ze joos. Zem and zeir lunar calendar!
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 06:00 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at September 17, 2011 06:00 PM (XIGtO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:01 PM (ULCdX)
Posted by: DontheFlyer at September 17, 2011 06:01 PM (vOcVu)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:01 PM (zw+pb)
YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I QUIT!
OKAY, WELL.... I'M LEAVING EARLY TODAY!
OH, FINE.... BUT I'M GETTING A SODA FIRST!
Posted by: Ted Buckland at September 17, 2011 06:01 PM (KxADM)
The luckiest ones took home the servers without the leg hair. Me, not so much. Oh well, at least she didn't stink.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 09:59 PM (ulPNQ)
Fuck you you asshole. I am getting so tired of people who never travelled further than their own countyline assuming they know people of other cultures
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:02 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: no good deed at September 17, 2011 06:02 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 17, 2011 06:02 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2011 06:02 PM (XIGtO)
Hey, Ted, what's in your briefcase?
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 17, 2011 06:03 PM (YxBuk)
Like these women?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:03 PM (c0A3e)
The two then allegedly went to Teddy T's bar and grill and Sam's No. 3
Craphole and shithole respectively. Been to the former but not the latter.
They did end up at Shotguns though which is a decent stripclub.
This story brought back Denver memories. Thanks freaks.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 17, 2011 06:03 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2011 06:04 PM (XIGtO)
THE SMILEY FACE IS FOR WHEN I GET SAD, AND THE REVOLVER IS FOR WHEN I GET REALLY SAD....
Posted by: Ted Buckland at September 17, 2011 06:06 PM (KxADM)
Fuck you you asshole. I am getting so tired of people who never travelled further than their own countyline assuming they know people of other cultures
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 10:02 PM (H/MnC)
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I lived on 16 Lorettastrasse Starkenburg W.
Germany, from Feb 1983 until Oct 1985. I think I know what the fuck I was talking about.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:06 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 06:06 PM (wSbVg)
Hofbrauhaus beotches. Lowenbrau Munchen is pretty damn good too. Ein bier, ein bretzen, ein wurst mit semmel!
It's called: Münchner Hofbäuhaus (Löwenbräu is just for Export to American who think they know good beer) Ein Bier, eine Pretzel und eine Wurst auf einer Semmel mit Senf.
I wish you all would ask me first before you post anything german
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:06 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 10:01 PM (zw+pb)
I've probably had enough beer in my day that my moobs could rock a dirndl, too.
.....but I'm going to refrain until I get my eyebleach sales booth set up....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2011 06:06 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:07 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 17, 2011 10:05 PM (AZGON)
Gardasil vaccine certainly comes in a uniquely designed and sized vial,
. I hope they don't inject it all into one person...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:07 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: MDH3 at September 17, 2011 06:07 PM (GKyUC)
Germany, from Feb 1983 until Oct 1985. I think I know what the fuck I was talking about.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 10:06 PM (ulPNQ)
Wow 2 whole years with "die Nutten" who just wanted to bag an american. Sure you do.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:08 PM (H/MnC)
I wish you all would ask me first before you post anything german
You haf a little Cherman in you, ja?
Posted by: VOULD YOU LIKE VUN? at September 17, 2011 06:08 PM (KxADM)
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 10:06 PM (wSbVg)
Meh, wouldn't boobs from the '70s be saggy by now?
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 06:08 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: CAC at September 17, 2011 06:09 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:09 PM (UvlW+)
I haven't liked it for over two months now.
Posted by: The War Between the .40 States at September 17, 2011 06:09 PM (KxADM)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:10 PM (zw+pb)
I wish you all would ask me first before you post anything german
my keyboard doens't come with an umlaut.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:10 PM (tEGzl)
Please don't stone me
How do you feel about Mary Jane?
Beer is meh for me actually. Great at a baseball game or sports bar, but generally, if I'm drinking, I like something a bit stronger. Like whiskey.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 17, 2011 06:10 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (ehEyA)
Wow 2 whole years with "die Nutten" who just wanted to bag an american. Sure you do.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 10:08 PM (H/MnC)
Are you a fucking idiot? At least in the eighties, most German women did not shave their armpits or legs. That was the point I was making. And excuse me dipshit, die nutten was a very nice girl, who liked her country and surroundings.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Farrah Fawcett at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (KxADM)
Please don't stone me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 10:07 PM (21lBC)
I'm not wild about it either. Give me some JD or vodka anything and I'm good.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (tQHzJ)
Am I the only one here who really doesn't like beer (to put it mildly)?
Please don't stone me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 10:07 PM (21lBC)
Eh, I've known a few ladies that don't like beer. Mixed drinks/shots and drinks like mike's hard lemonade they like though.
I like beer well enough but I can't usually get very drunk off of it. Sometimes I start getting sick off it before I even have a buzz.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (GULKT)
Who the fuck elected you supreme chancellor?
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2011 06:11 PM (U+w3A)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:12 PM (21lBC)
Am I the only one here who really doesn't like beer (to put it mildly)?
Please don't stone me.
Not even grape beer? (please reference last nights ONT)
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:12 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:13 PM (UvlW+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 10:09 PM (UvlW+)
So am I. You have a point?
I am just getting tired of people saying that Germans don't know hygiene. I am German and believe me I have met some Americans that could take lessons in hygiene from germans.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:13 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Der Katzenjammer Kids at September 17, 2011 06:14 PM (KxADM)
Actually, I don't drink much at all. Perhaps 5 to 9 adult beverages a year (maybe less, depending on the year).
one of those "high on life types", eh?
I didn't start drinking until I was about 24. I hated the taste of beer and hard alcohol. All I could stomach was wine. However I guess my tastebuds changed or dulled since my youth. Because I do enjoy beer now
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:14 PM (tEGzl)
Gotta ask if you used the Iowa-class correction to the Missouri-class comment!
Posted by: Steck at September 17, 2011 06:14 PM (RL7U1)
Am I the only one here who really doesn't like beer (to put it mildly)?
Please don't stone me.
I don't really like beer either.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 17, 2011 06:14 PM (o2lIv)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:15 PM (zw+pb)
I am just getting tired of people saying that Germans don't know hygiene. I am German and believe me I have met some Americans that could take lessons in hygiene from germans.
Meh, I think most american perceptions about "European" hygiene are more targeted towards france.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:15 PM (tEGzl)
He would be defeated by Tupperware but could probably master zip-lock bags in no time.
Posted by: Retread at September 17, 2011 06:15 PM (BO5ap)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 06:16 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at September 17, 2011 06:16 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:16 PM (21lBC)
"I must say, I've got the Star Wars Blu-Ray's and the Original Trilogy looks awesome in blu. The colors are outstanding and sound is vastly improved over the DVD editions. In fact, I really started to enjoy watching the movie and then some Special Edition crap would show up and it was jarring and looked like shiite. Should've just left them alone George. I did note that most of the matte boxes around the fighters have been fixed. Still a few of them and when they do show up, are pretty noticeable."
Absolutely agree. The transfers are fantastic and the special features (especially the deleted scenes) are amazing, but the lack of the original versions is a serious buzzkill. I don't care that the SE versions exist; just give us the originals as well.
Posted by: Synnerman at September 17, 2011 06:16 PM (Y3Ssi)
Okay Francis calm down without prejudice and read my posts. I did not make any references to people stinking in Europe. I was speaking from my own experience. I know from a fact and from experience that people shave and shower often in Europe, it's just that in the 80's, a lot of German women felt that shaving their armpits or legs wasn't necessary.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:17 PM (ulPNQ)
One of my friends has tried to get me to taste different types that she thinks I might like, but - nah, it wasn't working for me.
Coors light is essentially yellow water
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:17 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 06:18 PM (nRTou)
Germany, from Feb 1983 until Oct 1985. I think I know what the fuck I was talking about.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 10:06 PM (ulPNQ)
What do you know? Your stuff wouldn't even pass the Reinheitsgebot.
Though it is good...
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 06:19 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: Der Katzenjammer Kids at September 17, 2011 10:14 PM (KxADM)
Heh, heh. Last time I saw you two, it was here.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 06:19 PM (tQHzJ)
Guinness and Yuengling are what I inbibe during the few times I indulge in that type of decadence.
The closest I got to ever being drunk was at my best friend's bachelor party. His sliver-tongue got his wedding party essentially a private bar for most of that night.
In fact, this is the only part of that wedding I remember now, especially since my best friend's wife (now his ex) turned out to be a cheating 'ho...ugh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 09:57 PM (21lBC)
Yes that is indeed the best part of a totally terrific vid. Lost my drink - literally. Can't stop watching that vid and am still LOL at that.Posted by: should have done it in ASL too; that would've rocked even more at September 17, 2011 06:19 PM (CNcjR)
Oh shit.
Posted by: Amy Carter at September 17, 2011 06:19 PM (KxADM)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:20 PM (21lBC)
Coors light is essentially yellow water
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 10:17 PM (tEGzl)
The first beer I ever drank. And I think I've only had that one can of it. Don't really care for the miller beers either but I'll drink them if I have to. I'd much rather go for the Bud's if I am drinking "American Party Swill"
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 06:20 PM (GULKT)
I like beer well enough but I can't usually get very drunk off of it. Sometimes I start getting sick off it before I even have a buzz.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 10:11 PM (GULKT)
Try some Russian Imperial Stout.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 06:21 PM (73tyQ)
I like beer well enough but I can't usually get very drunk off of it. Sometimes I start getting sick off it before I even have a buzz.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 10:11 PM (GULKT)
Get down with the brothers and some Colt 45.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:22 PM (L8dBl)
Posted by: CAC at September 17, 2011 06:22 PM (JEVge)
Yes, sawing off one's penis would be unfortunate.
Also this post post is 100% teh ghey because of the Top Gun reference. We are all a little gayer for having read it.
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 06:22 PM (8sCoq)
It was indeed. The picture is posted at the Yahoo Group, too, for any who care to look...
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 17, 2011 06:22 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:23 PM (21lBC)
Try some Russian Imperial Stout.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 17, 2011 10:21 PM (73tyQ)
Get down with the brothers and some Colt 45.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 10:22 PM (L8dBl)
Eh, I'll just stick with what I know. Drink it socially, and if I want to feel no pain, I'll go with liquor.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 06:24 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 17, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk)
*CRASH*
Posted by: The Internet at September 17, 2011 06:24 PM (KxADM)
Guinness and Yuengling are what I inbibe during the few times I indulge in that type of decadence.
I agree Kratos, I enjoy Yuengling a lot. If there is ever an invasion or civil war, we will need to rally a militia to fortify Pottsville PA. It is a vital resource and must be protected at all costs.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:25 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 10:23 PM (21lBC)
Well, you can drive us all home tonight..
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:25 PM (L8dBl)
. . . but those songs are damn good, and so are those versions
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 06:25 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:26 PM (21lBC)
104@79. Yeah, I find the smell pretty awful. My dad drank beer daily. The day I had to wash his glass and I got to really smell it up close was probably the day I decided I would never like it.
One of my friends has tried to get me to taste different types that she thinks I might like, but - nah, it wasn't working for me.
---
Speaking of beers, and being anonymous. Last night I really needed to take a piss from beer. But the GF's teenage kid was in the bathroom for about 45 min. So I went to the kitchen and pissed in a glass and dumped it in the sink. Didn't even get caught! Ha.
Posted by: Jimmah at September 17, 2011 06:26 PM (F13r2)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 06:26 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 17, 2011 06:27 PM (5Z/+/)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 17, 2011 06:28 PM (5Z/+/)
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 10:25 PM (CJIam)
I just really hate it when Ace puts that damn silver glove on and moonwalks.
He looks like a ghey wombat.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:28 PM (L8dBl)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 10:17 PM (ulPNQ)
Sorry if I pounced on you, it just is getting tiresome to hear the same litany over and over again. If you ever would have been to our house in germany it was the picture of cleanliness and my mother is blind. The turd of a ex-husband I had married at that time thought I was the trophy=wife from germany, and he could show me off to all of his roach infested relatives. Stupid me fell for his stick and I am still kicking myself for marrying that pedophile.
I am just tired of the stereotyping here.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:28 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2011 06:29 PM (MtwBb)
I'm very John Kerry-esque in not really liking domestic brew. Yuengling and some microbrews are damn good, but if the choice is between the major brands (Bud, Coors, Miller), I'm going for the imports.
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 06:30 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 06:30 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2011 10:29 PM (MtwBb)
Nope. You're in the right place. Assuming you mean AA stands for AOL Anon.
Posted by: The Internet after 2000 at September 17, 2011 06:31 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:32 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:32 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 10:28 PM (H/MnC)
That's weird.
I would never say that Germans were not neat and alles ist in ordnung.
He must be confusing Germany for Albania..
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:32 PM (L8dBl)
Damn, sorry for your troubles. My landlord in Starkenburg was the most awesome man I ever met with the exclusion of my father. He didn't even speak english so I had to learn to speak German. He had a vineyard and I would help him with the harvests. I loved my three years there even at the tender ages of 19-22. My point was that they were more laid back than I was used to.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:32 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:33 PM (UvlW+)
72 First things first, CDRM good ONT, however I take issue with the advertised cleavage link. Much of that was just mosquito bites wrapped and squished tightly.
Gotta agree with CAC. Not so huge tracts of land-ish.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade at September 17, 2011 06:33 PM (4q5tP)
72 First things first, CDRM good ONT, however I take issue with the advertised cleavage link. Much of that was just mosquito bites wrapped and squished tightly.
Gotta agree with CAC. Not so huge tracts of land-ish.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade at September 17, 2011 10:33 PM (4q5tP)
Duly noted. I'll choose better next time!
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 06:34 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:34 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 06:34 PM (8sCoq)
I've taught her well.
Posted by: Hilter at September 17, 2011 06:34 PM (CJIam)
To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2011 06:35 PM (c0A3e)
Hey, Michelle bought it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2011 06:35 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:35 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 06:36 PM (8sCoq)
Old Monty Python joke:
Q:Why is American beer like urinating on a beach?
A: 'Cause it's pissin' close to water..
Thank you and you can blow me.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:37 PM (L8dBl)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: sTevo at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (VMcEw)
Here's proof that Obama is not a Friend Of Dorothy. So who are you going to believe? Me? Or your own lying eyes?
Link is to recent Moonbattery post.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (4q5tP)
ABBA was resurrected by that damnable "Mama Mia!" movie in the 2000's. Pierce Brosnan singing in a very flamboyant suit, 'nuff said.
See, we are living in the '70s more than we'd like to think.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2011 10:35 PM (FBr/C)
Well, Jesus was a carpenter and according the NPR, Obama is Jesus.
Makes sense to me..
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (L8dBl)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 06:39 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:40 PM (H/MnC)
Chicago really IS the Hellmouth.
Thanks for this. The world needs more Buffy references.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 06:40 PM (2IW5Q)
66 (Blasphemy warning)
Am I the only one here who really doesn't like beer (to put it mildly)?
Please don't stone me.
I am not a big beer drinker. Everyone said that when I went to college I would come out swilling beer and sucking down coffee. I don't like coffee, and I'm mostly meh on beer. However, after a hard run on a hot day, a nice cold Coors Light (yes, I saw your earlier pee pee comments) is perfect, and I like a good IPA when I'm in the mood (Longhammer is good).
Thanks for ONT, CDR M! Admit it, it was that beach volley ball scene in Topgun that made you want to be a fighter pilot!
Oh, and hello everybody!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:41 PM (0fUOB)
Thanks for ONT, CDR M! Admit it, it was that beach volley ball scene in Topgun that made you want to be a fighter pilot!
Oh, and hello everybody!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 10:41 PM (0fUOB)
It really put the "cock" in "cockpit" IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:42 PM (L8dBl)
Charlie's Angels is being trotted out this fall. You're right, Kratos.
Next on tap? An Arab-Israeli war
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:42 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 06:42 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:42 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:43 PM (UvlW+)
I lived along the wine valleys of the Mosel river. The funnest times for me were the winefests each wine village had. I still have my collection of 40 village wine glasses they sold.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:43 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 10:40 PM (H/MnC)
Now you tell us.
Posted by: WWI & WWII at September 17, 2011 06:44 PM (FZZ94)
Eh, it's not so bad.
Posted by: Peter Abelard at September 17, 2011 06:44 PM (2IW5Q)
Ha! I don't think so runningrn!
No? Ok was it the cool jackets and aviator sunglasses?
It really put the "cock" in "cockpit" IYKWIMAITYD
Heh! How's it going, TJ?
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:44 PM (0fUOB)
Heh! How's it going, TJ?
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 10:44 PM (0fUOB)
OK, I guess. Thanks!
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 06:45 PM (L8dBl)
Oh wait. That was me.
Posted by: Sgt Scuttlebutt at September 17, 2011 06:46 PM (I0th/)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 10:43 PM (ulPNQ)
You were in wine country not beer country. I am from bavaria, which is definitely not wine country
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:46 PM (H/MnC)
Not so huge tracts of land-ish.
But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...just...
Stop that! There'll be no singing!
Posted by: Swamp Castle Owner at September 17, 2011 06:46 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 17, 2011 10:45 PM (UqKQV)
Nuremberg was a beautiful city. I even have 16th century family there.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:47 PM (ulPNQ)
From Rushbabe's link, the dog leash says:
"2012 Barack's Best Friend."
Crap, if Obama gets voted out in 2012, it will be my best friend too! And yes, the comments were awesome!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:47 PM (0fUOB)
Thanks for ONT, CDR M! Admit it, it was that beach volley ball scene in Topgun that made you want to be a fighter pilot!
Wow... that's pretty dang harsh!
CDR M, are you going to let this affront go? 
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:47 PM (c0A3e)
OK, I guess. Thanks!
Glad to hear! I have been hoping all you TX morons have been staying safe during the fires! Apparently, one to the guys I run with said his ex-wife lost her house about a week ago or so because of the fires. I forget where he said she lived.
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:49 PM (0fUOB)
You were in wine country not beer country. I am from bavaria, which is definitely not wine country
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 10:46 PM (H/MnC)
You're right, but as a circle goes, all German women didn't desire to shave pits or legs hon. That even included the Alps types/Bavarian. Not fighting with you, just sayin.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:49 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:50 PM (21lBC)
Matthew 19:12: For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive, let him receive.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 17, 2011 06:50 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 10:51 PM (2IW5Q)
Don't have much to say, huh?
Posted by: Ace's movie reviews at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Pmzey at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (pmzey)
This, exactly.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 10:49 PM (ulPNQ)
I know, my sister is one of them, just like the femi-nazis here in the good old US
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 06:52 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 06:53 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 06:53 PM (CJIam)
Speaking of Oktoberfest, we just got invited to our friends' annual Oktoberfest Party in a couple of weeks. My girlfriend's mother is from Germany and she makes all the food--homemade bratwurst, bockwurst, sauerkraut, sauerbratten, schniztel, spaetzle, you name it, it's all there. Oh and big homemade soft pretzels. They have one of those little bands that play the concertina and accordian in lederhosen and those little alpine hats, it's so much fun. As soon as you walk in the door, they give you this boot stein you can wear around your neck and drink your beer out of. They live in a giant house and invite over 100 people every year. It's soo much fun!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and Urban Terrorist at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (GTbGH)
You could stop contributing to it....
I enjoyed Oktoberfest, but I'm just worthless white trash Amerikanerin, so what the fuck do I know?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (mgwMr)
Just hoping Barack's Farewell Tour isn't like KISS's (started in 1996 - still going).
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 06:54 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 10:53 PM (CJIam)
Sarah Michelle Gellar is the lead in the new series Ringer on the CW. Just started last night I believe
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 06:55 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 10:52 PM (21lBC)
sssssh, it's a hygiene thing, you know.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 06:55 PM (H/MnC)
Wow... that's pretty dang harsh!
CDR M, are you going to let this affront go?
CDR M knows that he has my undying love and respect!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 06:55 PM (0fUOB)
In his standup act, Kevin Nealon used to ask whether you would rather be fired from a cannon into a rhinoceros' butt, or have a rhinoceros fired into your butt. This reminds me of that.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 06:55 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 06:56 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 06:56 PM (zw+pb)
Sarah Michelle Gellar.
IIRC, she's a Republican.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 06:57 PM (c0A3e)
I'll take "things I don't like to think about" for $50, Alex.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 06:57 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 06:58 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 06:58 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 17, 2011 06:58 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 06:59 PM (ulPNQ)
I wanted to apologize to him for acting like such a jerk to him last night, sorry
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2011 10:56 PM (tEGzl)
Yes Yes! And a certain Mrs. Reynolds ...
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade at September 17, 2011 06:59 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 06:59 PM (nRTou)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXvUa5Tzco
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: CAC at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)
ZZZZZZ!!!!!! How ya been? Long time no see
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
FINALLY some ENTHUSIASM! I'm great. Still with my girl. She's napping here right now before she has to take off to her night shift.
I'm so busy, and I miss the ONT! Sometimes I check in, but can't stay long.
Posted by: Z Ryan at September 17, 2011 07:01 PM (tsC/8)
>Barack's selling dog collars. That's not the best part. See the first few comments.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 10:42 PM (tQHzJ)
Please, please, let that be a joke. I know it's on the foxnews website, but I don't want to believe it.
it's true. Some one should remind the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers that dogs don't vote
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:01 PM (8sCoq)
Kristy Swanson.
The only movie I remember her from is that car-chase movie called "The Chase".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (c0A3e)
Wasn't she in that movie where Charlie Sheen & her drive completely drugged out past the Mexican border?
I believe that movie was called "LAPD Surveillance Cameras: July 1994"
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: toby928©: Poluting your thread with football at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 11:00 PM (fyOgS)
The movie, oh no idea. She was on dancing with the stars a few seasons back I think. Otherwise I think she was sort of a Christina Applegate clone anyways.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 07:02 PM (fyOgS)
>Kristy Swanson...isn't/wasn't she married to David Spade???
yeah, until he accidently cut off his penis with a power saw
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2011 07:04 PM (fyOgS)
Do not want. And her performance as a geneticist in the Fantastic Four movies was deplorable (although Tara Reid's and Denise Richard's performances as scientists were admittedly worse).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:04 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:05 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: no good deed at September 17, 2011 07:05 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:05 PM (21lBC)
> And her performance as a geneticist in the Fantastic Four movies was deplorable
it's a comic book movie, not Citizen Kane
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:06 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Navycopjoe aka uber palinista at September 17, 2011 07:06 PM (iGzDt)
Wall Street Protest Begins, With Demonstrators Blocked
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 10:52 PM (c0A3e)
From the above link:
As a chilly darkness descended, a few hundred people realized one of the dayÂ’s objectives by setting foot onto Wall Street after a quick march through winding streets, trailed by police scooters.
At William Street, they were blocked from proceeding toward the stock exchange, and the march ended in front of a Greek Revival building housing Cipriani Wall Street. Patrons on a second-floor balcony peered down.
As some of the patrons laughed and raised drinks, the protesters responded by pointing at them and chanting “pay your share.”
Beck read a quote yesterday from one of the organizers who said he had hoped 40,000 protesters would come to Wall Street, however, they would be happy with half of that amount.
It sounds like they were lucky to break 400.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 07:06 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 11:05 PM (mgwMr)
Good luck to you in your endeavors to find a few job.
My condolences for your loss.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:06 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 07:07 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Z Ryan at September 17, 2011 07:08 PM (tsC/8)
Do not want. And her performance as a geneticist in the Fantastic Four movies was deplorable (although Tara Reid's and Denise Richard's performances as scientists were admittedly worse).
Yeah, it never works to have someone not-smart play someone smart. That's part of why the first Iron Man worked so well -- Robert Downey Jr. really was smart enough for the part. I think there was even a movie with Sandra Bullock as a computer hacker, which may have set a new record for non-believability.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:08 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 07:09 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 07:10 PM (0fUOB)
And then came the invisible car
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 07:10 PM (CJIam)
That's just what the White Man would want you to think.
Posted by: Dave Chappelle in Undercover Brother at September 17, 2011 07:11 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 17, 2011 07:11 PM (ulPNQ)
30 Sexiest Christina Hendricks Moments
Discuss.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 10:13 PM (c0A3e)
Pic #11 is gonna require hours of intense concentration. Pixel by pixel.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade at September 17, 2011 07:11 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: CAC at September 17, 2011 07:12 PM (JEVge)
The Net.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:12 PM (c0A3e)
I like beer (prefer Terrapin Double Rye and Blackened Voodoo but will drink Bass Ale in a decent dive and Bud Light in a real dive). I also like whiskey and I'm not too picky about it. Gin needs to be Bombay Sapphire or Hendricks if it's in my martini, New Amsterdam in cocktails, and any gin in a gin and tonic. Shaving, grooming, and hygiene are critical and not to be ignored.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:13 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:13 PM (21lBC)
People often find it charming that I don't drink. Until they find out that I also don't drive, at which point they find it weird.
I'm not going to feel guilty about maligning a country that invented the word scheisseporn.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 17, 2011 07:16 PM (a5ljo)
Oh and Tara Reed slept with an aging Christian Slater in that flick - save that image for future nightmares.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 11:05 PM (mgwMr)
Good luck to you in your endeavors to find a few job.
My condolences for your loss.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 11:06 PM (c0A3e)
OMG! for a sec i read that as you lost your job beeb and you almost got a freaked out phone call
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 07:16 PM (QNeKQ)
One more reason I love America. Evening y'all.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 07:17 PM (/izg2)
haha,
Herman Cain has said his popularity in Republican primary polls proves the Tea Party isn't racist. But that doesn't mean his supporters avoid the issue of race altogether, because his communications director, Ellen Carmichael, tweeted Friday, "People are calling & asking where they can purchase their 'Honkies for Herman' and 'Crackers for Cain' bumper stickers. We don't make those."Posted by: robtr at September 17, 2011 07:17 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
It's a girl I've been dating since Easter, if that helps. Not the girl before (crazy hippy chick).
276Z-ryan, how goes it? How are things is Minnesocold?Posted by: runningrn
Hey, I liked it. I had an awesome warm summer. It just started getting chill about 3 days ago. And when it snows, I'll find a way to enjoy that. People complain too much. Sure, it sucks if all you get out of winter is car problems, extra chores and bad roads. But it can be fun if you just take advantage of it.
Posted by: Z Ryan at September 17, 2011 07:18 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:13 PM (otfJ1)
I love you ( in a heterosexual way). You know your alcohol and your cars.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 07:18 PM (H/MnC)
He who watches Uwe Boll movies deserves what he gets. Because what he gets is an Uwe Boll movie.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:18 PM (2IW5Q)
Evening roonz and roonettez!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:18 PM (qh6hc)
Oh and Tara Reed slept with an aging Christian Slater in that flick - save that image for future nightmares.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 11:16 PM (c0A3e)
Uwe Boll should be legally barred from being anywhere near a film camera.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 07:19 PM (GULKT)
Pierce Brosnan was 50 when his character boned a 25 year old Denise Richards.
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 07:20 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:21 PM (21lBC)
Older Uwe Boll was so bad that it was funny. The newer Uwe Boll movies, and admittedly I've only seen bit and clips of his newer ones, are better from a production standpoint, but they aren't even funny to watch anymore which makes them (paradoxically) worse than this older films.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:23 PM (mgwMr)
Who the fuck elected you supreme chancellor?
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2011 10:11 PM (U+w3A)
I think that this may be the first online discussion that won't break Godwin's Law if "Hitler" is mentioned.
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 17, 2011 07:23 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:13 PM (otfJ1)
I love you ( in a heterosexual way). You know your alcohol and your cars.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 11:18 PM (H/MnC)
Aw, shucks, Ma. Thanks. I meant to mention that I understood your irritation earlier with the comments about German gals. And that I really appreciated you backing down from the outrage. Heck, I'm a blonde girl with a double-letter cup size. People make generalizations/assumptions about my intelligence all of the time. You absolutely have to have a sense of humor about people who make inferences. Personally, I've learned to really enjoy and take advantage of those who underestimate me...
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:23 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 07:24 PM (Ybl9g)
Interesting way to look at it. Kudos, then, to Ed Wood, who maintained his integrity to the end.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:24 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:24 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 11:23 PM (mgwMr)
Wait, I think I remember now. Sorry for bring that up again,
.
My mind is the consistency of Swiss-cheese - my apologies.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: no good deed at September 17, 2011 07:25 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:25 PM (qh6hc)
Are you glad you saw it? I've been wondering whether I should see that one.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:25 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:27 PM (c0A3e)
Drinking Sweetwater 420. Need the good stuff to wash away another loss tonight.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 07:27 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:27 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:23 PM (otfJ1)
Oh, hey. How're YOU doin? (somebody had to say it)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:28 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:28 PM (21lBC)
Hey, I liked it. I had an awesome warm summer. It just started getting chill about 3 days ago. And when it snows, I'll find a way to enjoy that. People complain too much. Sure, it sucks if all you get out of winter is car problems, extra chores and bad roads. But it can be fun if you just take advantage of it.
So glad you had a good summer! I haven't seen you here in ages!
OK, gotta run! See you all later! Have a great night, everyone! Sweet foot long cleavage dreams, all you moron men!
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 07:28 PM (0fUOB)
Which, not counting the first Austin Powers & Wayne's World, could be all of them
Posted by: The Q at September 17, 2011 07:28 PM (CJIam)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (otfJ1)
Actually, I enjoy being single more than the vast majority of people. Guys are nice, too.Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (mgwMr)
Hey, Man!
I saw on a different thread that hollowpoint also comments here.
Cool.
I'm trying to recruit Dire-but he seems to be a glutton for punishment.
If Palin declares-a lot of us HA'ers will be over here. The Palinistas are already trying to turn certain threads into C4P and constantly accuse AP, Ed and Tina of 'bias'.
*grrr*
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 07:29 PM (yBKiN)
Chicago Jesus opted for the virtual colonoscopy rather than have a 6-foot probe introduced to his rectum. Imagine that.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
Posted by: RushBabe at September 17, 2011 07:30 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:30 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 17, 2011 07:31 PM (a5ljo)
I am thrilled that the AoS fraternity was paying attention.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:31 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: yakima o' canutt, in below the sexy shoes at September 17, 2011 07:31 PM (VJzjC)
Bebe, sorry to hear about your dad. I lost mine about 4 years ago, and I wish he was still here. Hang in there.
Oh, Bebe I am so sorry for your loss. Wow. I lost my dad over 22 years ago. Time helps heal a lot, but you never ever forget. You will be in my thoughts and prayers. So many morons/ettes have lost parents this year--Steevey's mom, Shibumi's mom, I know I'm missing some too. Please accept my deepest condolences. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: runningrn at September 17, 2011 07:32 PM (0fUOB)
Nectar of the Gods, that's what. Beer. Good beer.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 11:32 PM (/izg2)
Indeed. Very nice beer.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:32 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:33 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 17, 2011 07:34 PM (l5mQa)
>I want to blog real stuff. I want to say what needs to be said without worrying that it's going to cause problems with my job and such.
does your employer have a say in what you do away from the job? cuz that would suck
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:34 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 07:34 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:34 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:35 PM (otfJ1)
>300+ comments and no baseball stuff yet? The playoffs are the official beginning of Oktoberfest.
cuz baseball isn't really sport
OH, IT'S ON
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:35 PM (8sCoq)
Are there any rules?
*cocks head*
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 07:36 PM (yBKiN)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 07:36 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 07:36 PM (21lBC)
>Okay guys: as a noob commenter-been commenting @ HA for 5 years as of next month-might I be clued in on the rules of the House.
Are there any rules?
*cocks head*
no guns
no knives
no spitting
no colors
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:37 PM (8sCoq)
does your employer have a say in what you do away from the job? cuz that would suck
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 11:34 PM (8sCoq)
I work in defense. It could be problematic. I try to be very careful websurfing when I'm at work. I clicked a link one day and found out that the Sipsey Street Irregulars were blocked. I do know that I'll never look at 3% or Oathkeeper sites when I'm at work. ~dons tinfoil hat~
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:37 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 11:36 PM (8sCoq)
The prequels? Agree with you there 110%.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:37 PM (c0A3e)
Football-schmootball
Any team can have a bad century.
Go Cubs Go!
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 07:37 PM (yBKiN)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:23 PM (otfJ1)
inferrences are fine, but god damned stereotyping is a bit to far.
Did I tell you when I busted the timing chain on my old Aries K car. Replaced the chain ($200) replaced the busted oil pan ( $50) . Piece of shit still wouldn't start. Went to get a carb rebuilt kit( argued with the asshole at Autozone that my carb. was a Mikune Mitsubitchi and he wanted a carb #) Did all this shit, then took off the head, and guess what. The god damn camshaft was fried
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 07:38 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 11:36 PM (21lBC)
Someone needs to grease the tubes.
Posted by: Z Ryan at September 17, 2011 07:38 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 11:36 PM (Ybl9g)
Hey GGE. I mentioned on the RI meetup thread this afternoon that you were looking to set one up here. Got some interest...and Vic said he'd come if we wait until after his restriction period is over.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 07:39 PM (/izg2)
Would you watch it again to try to answer the questions, or not bother?
And it's "Splunge." Does no one watch the later episodes of Monty Python anymore?
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:39 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 11:29 PM (mgwMr)
It's a delicious pale ale, almost as good as Drifters.
I am thrilled that the AoS fraternity was paying attention.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:31 PM (otfJ1)
I live to serve. By the way, get a gmail address, use an alias to sign up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:39 PM (qh6hc)
my old Aries K car.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 11:38 PM (H/MnC)
There's your first problem.... ;-)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:39 PM (otfJ1)
no colors
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 11:37 PM (8sCoq)
No colors?
racist.
Reported to attaaaaack waaaaatch!
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 07:39 PM (yBKiN)
Reporting you to AttackWatch in 4...3...2...1...
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 17, 2011 11:38 PM (l5mQa)
THE KING IS A FINK!
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 07:40 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:41 PM (mgwMr)
I live to serve. By the way, get a gmail address, use an alias to sign up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:39 PM (qh6hc)
Um.... I thought G was evil. They track/store IPs. I swear, I'm sane but I am getting ridiculously paranoid these days. The thought police are active. I don't say enough online to be on their radar but dayummmm.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:41 PM (otfJ1)
Ron Paul wins California GOP straw poll.
Wait. There's a California GOP? I live here, and no one told me.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:43 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:35 PM (otfJ1)
We do have a Mellow Mushroom, I've never tried it. Maybe it's time.356 346 Good GGE. I hear there is a meetup in the works. Is that true?
Posted by: CDR M at September 17, 2011 11:36 PM (Ybl9g)
Hey
GGE. I mentioned on the RI meetup thread this afternoon that you were
looking to set one up here. Got some interest...and Vic said he'd come
if we wait until after his restriction period is over.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 11:39 PM (/izg2)
Tilted Kilt, Charlotte. Time and date TBA. Anyone interested email at lpcard (at) hotmail dot com, include Moron Meetup in the subject line, let me know when would be best. I'll set it up if I have enough interest. It's about a 3 hour drive for me, so there has to be some interest before I'll even bother.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:44 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:44 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:45 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: joe at September 17, 2011 07:45 PM (eHcwB)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:39 PM (otfJ1)
Well, if you have 3 kids, and ex-husband who is a pedophile and doesn't pay child support you buy what you can afford ( K car at the time) And to this time I did alright. 2 Kids in military, 1 working his way up the chain, and getting shit from so called big boobed americans? Hey, I did alright (fuck the K car, that's why I call it a Mitsubitchy)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 07:45 PM (H/MnC)
Wow. Another reason to be thankful that I am on neither twitter nor facebook.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 07:46 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:47 PM (mgwMr)
Um.... I thought G was evil. They
track/store IPs. I swear, I'm sane but I am getting ridiculously
paranoid these days. The thought police are active. I don't say enough
online to be on their radar but dayummmm.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:41 PM (otfJ1)
Oops, didn't know that. Yahoo you have to sign up for, I don't know what kind of hoops are involved for a hotmail account any more.
I had a K car, too. What kind of motor did you have? The K car had a 2.2 or 2.5, belts not chains. The carberated models had Weber clones made by Holleys, after 85 or so they were fuel injected. Mine died a horrible death by Jeep, but I did get my moneys worth out of the old POS.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:48 PM (qh6hc)
Are there any rules?
*cocks head*
Do you really Cocks your head?...
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 07:51 PM (ulPNQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 11:45 PM (mgwMr)
Trying to come up with a date now, trying to find a time that fits schedules. Come along...if you dare
(FWIW, the K car was American made, not a Mitsubishi.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:51 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 17, 2011 07:51 PM (mgwMr)
Posted by: Dante at September 17, 2011 07:52 PM (ZacuO)
(FWIW, the K car was American made, not a Mitsubishi.)
Try again, everything in that car was foreign made, It was a fucking Mitsubitchy
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 07:53 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 11:50 PM (/izg2)
If there would be more interest in Raleigh we can certainly do it there. It may be more convenient for some folks (CDR M, for example, me for another). Maybe do it at this Mellow Mushroom place in Wake Forest. Just don't bring your hardware, it's unlawful to go armed in any place in NC that sells alky-haul for consumption on the premises.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 07:54 PM (qh6hc)
I was cutting a whole bunch of stakes for use in footer forms . You have to hold back the blade guard with your thumb when making repetitive cuts at severe angles like those needed on the sharp end of a two by four stake . Any way ,,, my superintendent and another carpenter were talking to me at the same time and I got distracted . Cut right through my nail apron but not my blue jeans . I've always worn my apron with the nail pouches in front rather than on the back which was ,,,,, fortuitous that day .
Jeeeeeeezusss !!!
I'd only been in construction for about 18 yrs when that little bit of carelessness occurred .
Ya'll have some fun with that while I go throw up .
Still makes me queasy to think about !
Posted by: awkward davies at September 17, 2011 07:54 PM (YCW1b)
If ever things got ugly between us then I am sorry. You have some fucked up shit you are dealing with and I support you. My ex-wife hates me too but I was not a pedophile or non-support paying guy. Sorry you are dealing with it.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 07:54 PM (ulPNQ)
Please don't stone me.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
Ditto!
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 17, 2011 07:55 PM (44b3v)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:54 PM (qh6hc)
I have IRL friends that live in Raleigh. Just sayin',
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 07:56 PM (c0A3e)
There's a Mellow Mushroom in Burlington too, though the one in Chapel Hill (that closed) had a decidedly Socialist bent which is why I never went back.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 07:57 PM (/izg2)
Chill, Ma! I was mostly just teasing. I've had a Ford Escort (flies great, lands badly), a Chrapsler, and an Aster (Pontiac's answer to the Vega). We do what we have to do to get by... and that includes not assuming offense. There are very few people out there who get my real ire.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:57 PM (otfJ1)
Long story made (mercifully) short (in case anyone actually cares): Original festival was, as mentioned, celebration of a royal wedding - everyone had such a great time, what with food, drink, frolic, horse-racing, general debauchery, numerous next-day hangovers of memorable magnitude, etc., a certain crowd decided to make it an annual event-and to extend the festivities into a couple of weeks. The good folk (and likely some of the bad'uns,as well) recognizing a good touristy-type thing in the making (subsequent years drew lots of "me-too" types from the surrounding areas), and wishing to both extend said Good Thing and somewhat-protect it from incipient competitions (...those surrounding areas...), set to work to promote it as a celebration of the onset of the end of the Harvest Season - the following month of Oktober. Thus, Oktoberfest -
The brau dispensed in those quart-plus steins is not your standard draft suds, either - it's Marzbrau, and it gets brewed and cellared in March, to build strength and alcohol content, so that by September it's up in the fortified-wine region of percentage-alky content. For brewed, undistilled products, that's genuine pop-skull territory - it gets pretty drunk out in those big beer-tents very quickly and stays that way, basically, for a month.
Fun!!
As to the now-penilely-challenged semi-carpenter, two thoughts: 1) Been, off and on, a carpenter/cabinet maker for roughly 4 decades, and although I did have one close encounter of the wrong kind between several fingertips of the left hand and a table saw (still got working fingers, but fingerprints got rearranged a bit), never even come close to anything in the region between waist and knees, and can't really imagine how such could happen (unless, of course, he was doing something very naughty and incredibly perverse), and 2) I don't know that I'd want to have anything to do with employment of someone that careless of their more-delicate anatomical features around anything sharper than, say, ordinary fruits and vegetables - certainly not in close proximity to saws and chisels and such...
Just sayin'
Liked the cucumber sandwiches bit, though -
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at September 17, 2011 07:58 PM (Spaj1)
Posted by: awkward davies at September 17, 2011 07:58 PM (YCW1b)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 11:51 PM (ulPNQ)
I have a great response to that...but I don't know if it would be considered...appropriate.
FYI for the non-HA commetors/lurkers...I'm a broad. *innocent grin*
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 07:59 PM (yBKiN)
If there would be more interest in
Raleigh we can certainly do it there. It may be more convenient for
some folks (CDR M, for example, me for another). Maybe do it at this
Mellow Mushroom place in Wake Forest. Just don't bring your hardware,
it's unlawful to go armed in any place in NC that sells alky-haul for
consumption on the premises.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:54 PM (qh6hc)
If I'm not mistaken, I'm within an 8-9 hour drive of Raleigh and I have a dear friend who lives there and would probably be willing to put me up for a couple of days.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 07:59 PM (otfJ1)
I have a great response to that...but I don't know if it would be considered...appropriate.
FYI for the non-HA commetors/lurkers...I'm a broad. *innocent grin*
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 11:59 PM (yBKiN)
ALT, if your comment isn't racist or illegal or abusive, I think you're safe.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 08:00 PM (otfJ1)
I have IRL friends that live in Raleigh. Just sayin', .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 11:56 PM (c0A3e)
Another internet rumor, I'm sure.
///
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 08:00 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 11:59 PM (yBKiN)
Broad as in fatty?
Kidding. We got Moronettes here. 'Ettes for short.
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 08:01 PM (4q6A5)
Wait a minute, there are no women on the Internet!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 08:01 PM (c0A3e)
Try again, everything in that car was foreign made, It was a fucking Mitsubitchy
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 11:53 PM (H/MnC)
Nope, it was American. Although I see the early models did have that crap Mitsy POS motor with the crap Mitsy carberator before they got the 2.5 FI. The rest of it though? Built in Belvedere IL, along with the Omni. The big selling point at the time was the whole Made in the USA tag they could stick on them.
Sorry to hear you got the one with the crap motor. The 2.2 was actually a fairly good powerplant, although grossly under powered for a 6 passenger car. About the best thing I could say about my Aries is that it was...adequate.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:01 PM (qh6hc)
Ouch. I've not your experience, but my dallying with these tools has led me to the conclusion that if one of them is going to get you, it's going to be the skilsaw, at least if you always use a pusher with the table saw.
Posted by: Splunge at September 17, 2011 08:01 PM (2IW5Q)
Another internet rumor, I'm sure.
You got me - all I have are you people that live in my computer, in the vast void of cyberspace, as great as you all are.
The Internet is great for fantasy. Here in the Internet world, I've been married to Shannon Tweed for 15 years and every night we act out some salacious scenes from her 90's Skinemax movies,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 08:03 PM (c0A3e)
Two of the optional engines were by Mitsubishi. The body was USA.
I don't like your attitude a bit. You're going to want to work on that.
Posted by: comatus at September 17, 2011 08:04 PM (NA+Ul)
no guns
no knives
no spitting
no colors
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 11:37 PM (8sCoq)
Talking about guns and knives is ok here.
It's true!
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:04 PM (wSbVg)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 08:04 PM (8sCoq)
I have IRL friends that live in Raleigh. Just sayin', .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 11:56 PM (c0A3e)
If I'm not mistaken, I'm within an
8-9 hour drive of Raleigh and I have a dear friend who lives there and
would probably be willing to put me up for a couple of days.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 11:59 PM (otfJ1)
Well hell, we can certainly do Raleigh then...if there would be people that would show up. Last time I got a lot of interest up front that fizzled at the end.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:05 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 08:06 PM (zw+pb)
It's true!
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:04 AM (wSbVg)
Just got the clips in for my Mosin, it is a lot easier to load it with the stripper clips than it is by hand.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:06 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: awkward davies at September 17, 2011 08:07 PM (YCW1b)
Well hell, we can certainly do
Raleigh then...if there would be people that would show up. Last time I
got a lot of interest up front that fizzled at the end.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:05 AM (qh6hc)
Great! I've never done Raleigh before!
Posted by: Debbie at September 17, 2011 08:07 PM (/izg2)
The Internet is great for
fantasy. Here in the Internet world, I've been married to Shannon Tweed
for 15 years and every night we act out some salacious scenes from her
90's Skinemax movies, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 18, 2011 12:03 AM (c0A3e)
I have a meatspace GF who tells me my virtual sex life with Grim while hes deployed still makes her jealous. I felt so bad.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:08 PM (QNeKQ)
I don't like your attitude a bit. You're going to want to work on that.
Posted by: comatus at September 18, 2011 12:04 AM (NA+Ul)
Don't like me? Big fucking whop di doo
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 17, 2011 08:10 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 17, 2011 11:54 PM (ulPNQ)
I get along great with my ex. Of course that's cause the daughter is 25 now. Also, she lives 2000 miles away, which really helps. We get along much better now that we have no reason at all to have anything to do with one another. (I paid my support via direct deposit every month so that was never an issue.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:11 PM (qh6hc)
Just got the clips in for my Mosin, it is a lot easier to load it with the stripper clips than it is by hand.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:06 AM (qh6hc)
true that!
I had a friend who would load stripper clips when watching tv.
BUT
doing that does not allow to put it back in the dirt under the grass in the back yard.
If you know what I'm saying...
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:12 PM (wSbVg)
It's true!
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:04 AM (wSbVg)
Just got the clips in for my Mosin, it is a lot easier to load it with the stripper clips than it is by hand.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:06 AM (qh6hc)
you got one too?
the cats got my credit cards and ordered one for their daddy as a welcome home present.
finding out what hed think of a proposed present was quite interesting.
he started asking pointed question as to why i wanted to know and i had to make up more and more outrageous lies to cover my tracks. Cats, credit card theft, alien abductions, and possible fatherly involvement all played a role in my absurd lies.
now you know what happens when i am forced to resort to untruth. which i find detestable.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:13 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2011 08:13 PM (mgwMr)
Don't like me? Big fucking whop di doo
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 18, 2011 12:10 AM (H/MnC)
ROFL, I can see you're eaten up with concern about it. It's OK, you're among friends here. Electronic ones, but what the hell.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:13 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 08:13 PM (21lBC)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 17, 2011 08:15 PM (nRTou)
Just got the clips in for my Mosin, it is a lot easier to load it with the stripper clips than it is by hand.
forgot to add. make sure you tell me how happy you are with your mosin. i wanna know. i will not firs the damn thing its got a bad KICK. but Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:16 PM (QNeKQ)
now you know what happens when i am forced to resort to untruth. which i find detestable.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:13 AM (QNeKQ)
I hear ya. He's gonna like his Rooskie shooty stick. What model and year, if you don't mind my asking? The year will be stamped on the receiver, just forward of the bolt; the model is probably etched somewhere on the side of the receiver. I have a 91/30 made in 1943 (if it's a long rifle it is likely a 91/30).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:16 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:13 AM (QNeKQ)
What kind of gun guy is your fella?
postol?
rifle?
Shotgun?
oh and buy him a tin of 7.62x54R ammo to go with the Mosen
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:16 PM (wSbVg)
If you know what I'm saying...
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:12 AM (wSbVg)
I know what you are saying. Do you know what I am saying?
Posted by: Butters at September 17, 2011 08:16 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: mcat at September 17, 2011 08:17 PM (k1rwm)
where?
Posted by: Jones at September 18, 2011 12:04 AM (8sCoq)
NOT in the right places, I fear.
That said-husband ain't complaining(IYKWIM)
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 08:17 PM (yBKiN)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:16 AM (qh6hc)
wonder if you got it at the same place?
they had over 40 of them.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:18 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 18, 2011 12:15 AM (c0A3e)
Yep. And I destroyed them.
Posted by: Gene Simmons at September 17, 2011 08:18 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 08:18 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:16 AM (QNeKQ)
Oh yes, it's got one HELL of a kick, but that kick is accompanied by holes right where you point it. My review is here.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:19 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: awkward davies at September 17, 2011 08:19 PM (YCW1b)
The hanger scene where he details the mig encounter cracks me up to this day.
"You see....We were inverted."
Posted by: Zakn at September 17, 2011 08:19 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:21 PM (wSbVg)
What kind of gun guy is your fella?
postol?
rifle?
Shotgun?
oh and buy him a tin of 7.62x54R ammo to go with the Mosen
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:16 AM (wSbVg)
professional.
Hes deployed in Afghanistan and his best friend living here decided this would tickle him, we verified after driving the poor man crazy over a series of emails, and so he ordered three. (like i am ever gonna touch "mine" that poor bitch is gonna get messed with i bet...)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:21 PM (QNeKQ)
The hanger scene where he details the mig encounter cracks me up to this day.
"You see....We were inverted."
Posted by: Zakn at September 18, 2011 12:19 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 08:23 PM (4q6A5)
(Not your, gushka)
Posted by: not clicking just to be safe at September 18, 2011 12:19 AM (RL7U1)
hahahaha!!!! so i am the good cat lady?
BTW my black feral kitten re-appeared.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:23 PM (QNeKQ)
G'night!
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at September 17, 2011 08:23 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 08:24 PM (/izg2)
GGE and Gushka,
do all the serial numbers match?
I've read that the rooski peasants didn't read too good and they piled all the bolts in with the gasoline in a helmet to clean them.
Then gust grabbed a part and re-assembled their weapon.
The Mosen I'm familiar with does not have matching #'s
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:24 PM (wSbVg)
Ace allows a lot of latitude here, about the only things I've seen commentors get in trouble are when they cross one of the very few lines.
Don't use teh "c" word to refer to vile women. Don't type racist things. Don't make Star Wars / Star Trek references to the First Lady (see don't type racist things.) Don't make threats that might be of interest to authority type people.
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 08:24 PM (bqjJT)
wonder if you got it at the same place?
they had over 40 of them.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:18 AM (QNeKQ)
Nope, I got mine from a friend right here in NC. +1 on getting him some ammo, you can get tins of it at 440 rounds per can, they look for all the world like canned ham cans. Get the can opener with the can. Cheap ammo, which is one of the good things about owning a Mosin - they are cheap to feed. About 20 cents a round.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:26 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:19 AM (qh6hc)
i just emailed that to Aurochs. he will be pleased to read.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:26 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:28 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 18, 2011 12:18 AM (aD5Kx)
I used to do that, even bought a garage fridge so I could make Pilsners, but but 5 gal is just too much, and I'm misanthropic enough that I'm not going to have people over just to drink 5 gal of brew. So I haven't brewed in ages. What kind you have cooking?
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 08:30 PM (bqjJT)
i just emailed that to Aurochs. he will be pleased to read.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:26 AM (QNeKQ)
I'm taking it out to check the sights on it again and then I'll be shooting it in a Vintage Military Bolt-Action Rifle match. I'll likely shoot the Arisaka as well, but I'm guessing the Mosin will do a better job. The Arisaka shoots high at 200 yards, once I get the Tennessee elevation figured out it should do OK. (before you ask, the Arisaka is a Type 30, yes 30, carbine, made sometime around 1901 or 1902. 6.5x50mm.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:31 PM (qh6hc)
Speaking of which-I see that jimbo has been around.. Regulars @ HA are very familiar w/ jimbo in all his different incarnations...or we were until he got banned 2-3 months ago.
HA doesn't allow the Star Wars reference wither-also you can't type affirmative action or butch rhymes with tyke.
For awhile they were censoring 'revolution' but that word seems to be on Santa's good list now.
The last person to get banned was jimbo after he made snide comments about Mrs. Morrisey.
Posted by: annoyinglittletwerp at September 17, 2011 08:32 PM (yBKiN)
Nope, I got mine from a friend right here in NC. +1 on getting him some ammo, you can get tins of it at 440 rounds per can, they look for all the world like canned ham cans. Get the can opener with the can. Cheap ammo, which is one of the good things about owning a Mosin - they are cheap to feed. About 20 cents a round.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:26 AM (qh6hc)
i think this discussion i am having with Aurochs is a little surreal for him. usually all i talk about are things like cats, and horses, (yes like they are people) and things like pie and whats for dinner.
hes ...not comfortable.
almost as freaked as when he saw me wear makeup, do my hair, and wear a dress for a fancy dinner with dad. he almost squirmed. he was visibly upset. Asked me not to do it again. He hates change.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:33 PM (QNeKQ)
It's also great for music. Someone linked a disco song in the sidebar today and after segueing through several 80s songs, ended up here.
I immediately thought of the morons. Although, you might want to turn the volume down.
Posted by: As If! at September 17, 2011 08:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 08:33 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:34 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:28 AM (qh6hc)
That is cool.
The one I shot didn't have match #'s but it still shot super
Like I said 600 yards was no issue for it
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:34 PM (wSbVg)
He's such a coward he refuses to fight manny....
Posted by: mcat at September 17, 2011 08:35 PM (k1rwm)
Any idea where the kitten had been ?
Posted by: not clicking just to be safe at September 18, 2011 12:25 AM (RL7U1)
property on the other side of Dicks, getting some little pussy tail. we thought we heard him while doing Elllies leg the other day. Occams razor says he went to the Nursery where theres a whole feral cat colony, on the other side of dicks ranch, but couldnt figure out how to get home without going afoul of dicks dog Toby and Wiley when the sun came up.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:36 PM (QNeKQ)
almost as freaked as when he saw
me wear makeup, do my hair, and wear a dress for a fancy dinner with
dad. he almost squirmed. he was visibly upset. Asked me not to do it
again. He hates change.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:33 AM (QNeKQ)
ROFL, reminds me of that Dominos commercial. "I fear change."
I immediately thought of the morons. Although, you might want to turn the volume down off.
Posted by: As If! at September 18, 2011 12:33 AM (piMMO)
FIFY.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:37 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:31 AM (qh6hc)
It is my understanding that any Arisaka made after '42 or '43 shoots like carpp
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:37 PM (wSbVg)
I immediately thought of the morons. Although, you might want to turn the volume down.
ummm..... wow..... I am forever in your debt for providing a link to that
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:38 PM (s7mIC)
If you cared about the music too much you weren't watching the video. I expected better from a moron.
Posted by: As If! at September 17, 2011 08:39 PM (piMMO)
Like I said 600 yards was no issue for it
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:34 AM (wSbVg)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:39 PM (qh6hc)
I used to do that, even bought a garage fridge so I could make Pilsners, but but 5 gal is just too much, and I'm misanthropic enough that I'm not going to have people over just to drink 5 gal of brew. So I haven't brewed in ages. What kind you have cooking?
Our" brewery" is a buddy of mine who's a cop (also SCOAMF voter who has seen the light), we have a California Common (like Anchor Steam) fermenting.
Actually looking to go to a tap system and can't find a fridge that'll hold more than 2 cornies. Our worry with access to so much beer that might spoil is alcoholism and/or massive weight gain.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 08:39 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 18, 2011 12:18 AM (aD5Kx)
I
used to do that, even bought a garage fridge so I could make Pilsners,
but but 5 gal is just too much, and I'm misanthropic enough that I'm not
going to have people over just to drink 5 gal of brew. So I haven't
brewed in ages. What kind you have cooking?
Posted by: someone at September 18, 2011 12:30 AM (bqjJT)
im planning to make nectarine mead for Grim, from pulp from our tree i got in the freezer. Im so stoked im squirming. i just gotta get together with the girlfriend with the stuff since my Vat got wreaked by painters during my place's remodel.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:40 PM (QNeKQ)
I'm taking it out to check the sights on it again and then I'll be shooting it in a Vintage Military Bolt-Action Rifle match.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:31 AM (qh6hc)
Snipeer's hide has a forum on Vintage Sniper Rifles, you might look there for some good info
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:40 PM (wSbVg)
Posted by: As If! at September 18, 2011 12:39 AM (piMMO)
Music? There was music? Hell, it was just noise, it's distracting when you are trying to watch a hottie cavort in a bikini.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:41 PM (qh6hc)
I've heard various reports, 50,000, 5,000, 1,000, don't know how many of them there were, but I do know that the clusterf*ckers are pretty damn mad that the media didn't cover the story.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
That cucumber video is pretty funneh.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 17, 2011 08:42 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 17, 2011 08:44 PM (21lBC)
You're welcome.
I had never heard of her before and clicked on a couple of other links of her singing that same song. Clearly, the boobehs are her schtick. She performed it live 20 years later and her boobs came out on stage then too.
Posted by: As If! at September 17, 2011 08:44 PM (piMMO)
yeah USS Diversity I'm interested too, what kind of beer did you make and how did you get started?
Hey cj, I hang out in Colorado a lot and read an article about a guy who homebrewed and now owns Drydock Brewing, and in his first year won a gold medal somewhere, so now they're famous. I hate BMC beers and am really into flavor and hops. The funny thing is, we're such idiots and have never messed up a batch--brewing is easier than it sounds.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 08:45 PM (aD5Kx)
It is my understanding that any Arisaka made after '42 or '43 shoots like carpp
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:37 AM (wSbVg)
A foul reputation gained by idiots trying to shoot through training rifles that didn't have rifling in the barrels or the ones that were built to fire blanks only. When you hear they were crap chances are you are hearing about someone trying to use a trainer as a real rifle.
Even the last-ditch type 99s were good shooters, although cosmetic corners were cut during their manufacture (EG, the welds on the bolt weren't ground smooth and the barrels were not chrome lined). The T99's were 7.7mm, BTW. After the war there was extensive testing done on all the bolt-action rifles used in the war and the T38/T99 was superior to anything else out there, even the German Mausers and the American Springfield 1903's.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:45 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 18, 2011 12:44 AM (21lBC)
night girlie!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:46 PM (QNeKQ)
I've been thinking about this cucumber thing.
1) If you've taken to violating yourself with a cucumber, wouldn't you just throw it away when finished?
2) If you did for some reason keep your Nasty Larry, wouldn't you at least give it a good soapy scrub before you chucked it back in the vegetable bin?
3) For God's sake, if you're that desperate, get yourself a sonic toothbrush, woman.
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 08:47 PM (zw+pb)
Sounds good. I saw somewhere (maybe popular mechanics) a DIY tutorial on how to make your own kegerator(s).
I thought I might try a Lambic at some point, but quit brewing before I ever tried one.
RE Meads - don't they have a very long ferment time? I've never tried one of those either.
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 08:47 PM (bqjJT)
101
Just dialed up a German to English translation service, and asked it to translate Fu*k Goebbels.
Answer: Fu*k Goebbels
Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 17, 2011 10:16 PM (Lt/Za)
I dialed them up and asked them translate
stuttering cluster-fuck of a miserable failure
Answer: Obama
(Demi-god translated into "Reagan" ...)
Posted by: Warthog at September 17, 2011 08:49 PM (ZL8Ru)
City Fines Christians $300 For Holding Bible Study In Their Home
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 08:50 PM (c0A3e)
I've been thinking about this cucumber thing.
Posted by: Gem at September 18, 2011 12:47 AM (zw+pb)
I'ts pretty hot, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 08:50 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2011 12:50 AM (4q6A5)
And on this episode of 1000 Ways to Die...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 17, 2011 08:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 18, 2011 12:45 AM (aD5Kx)
that sounds good!
I even have a big basement that stays fairly cool
so did you start with a kit? what type of beer did you start with?
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:52 PM (s7mIC)
Smakin the fly to the floor....she's right....dead on the first bounce..with a side mash sure to incline....dead..no twinkle fly toes...just a mash fly..and no fly...this fly....
Good Evening...M&M's....
Posted by: Richard at September 17, 2011 08:53 PM (XgDQi)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 12:52 AM (s7mIC)
Hey, Jefe, how is ya?
Been wondering, you're a college professor. How are you not some crackpot marxist?
Also, have you ever considered going the full Breaking Bad and starting your own little methlab for walking around money?
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 08:54 PM (4q6A5)
And on this episode of 1000 Ways to Die...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 18, 2011 12:52 AM (c0A3e)
Women dying doing what they love. Diddling veggies.
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 08:55 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 08:55 PM (aD5Kx)
it would be just a fine or something, right?
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:55 PM (s7mIC)
And on this episode of 1000 Ways to Die...
I was trying to explain the tone of this show to a friendand couldn't really do it justice. Snarkily macabre?
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 08:56 PM (zw+pb)
how mean is that?
posting your fun to youtube then sending the link to your friend home sick in bed!
freakin Aurochs
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:56 PM (QNeKQ)
because I'm a crackpot reichwinger instead
Also, have you ever considered going the full Breaking Bad and starting your own little methlab for walking around money?
never seriously... I value my liberty
although, my department is so disorganized that they would never miss a few missing lab items
and I do have a pretty big basement, with power and everything...
hmmmm...............
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:56 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:45 AM (qh6hc)
never heard that before.
That non-chromed lined thing prob didn't work out well.
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 08:57 PM (wSbVg)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:57 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Dude at September 17, 2011 08:57 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 08:57 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 08:58 PM (QNeKQ)
it would be just a fine or something, right?
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 12:55 AM (s7mIC)
Hypothetically speaking, of course right? Depends. If you accidentally hit it with your car, say, it's an accident, I can't imagine a fine or anything. Now, if you drove through the neighbors back yard to hit it with your car, that's something different all together.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 08:59 PM (qh6hc)
so did you start with a kit? what type of beer did you start with?
Yeah kits are the way to go for starters...like 30-40 bucks at Northern Brewer. I think our first batch was an IPA. Somebody with your background could tear it up, chemjeff.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 08:59 PM (aD5Kx)
2nd thought - he's being mean. Bad Aurochs! But now you get to plot getting him back, something I'm thinking you'd be pretty good at!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 17, 2011 08:59 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 12:56 AM (QNeKQ)
Time to change his name to Bollocks.
That non-chromed lined thing prob didn't work out well.
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 12:57 AM (wSbVg)
Meant the barrels pitted quicker and didn't last as long, but by then it didn't matter anyway as most of them found their way to the bottom of Tokyo Harbor within a few years of being manufactured.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:01 PM (qh6hc)
so, what would the punishment be if I killed my neighbor's dog?
it would be just a fine or something, right?
If they don't catch you, there's NO punishment. But if they do...you're better off killing a human.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 09:01 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 09:02 PM (GULKT)
501
I have read...tooo many books and are very conflicted because of such...BUT
"I DO SEE THE LIGHT!!!"
Posted by: Richard at September 17, 2011 09:02 PM (XgDQi)
Yep, he could do it in his sleep. Too bad he doesn't teach microbiology - he could make it a classroom experiment to keep the kiddies interested.
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 09:02 PM (bqjJT)
if I order one now, do you think I could have a batch ready by Halloween?
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:03 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:03 AM (s7mIC)
(considers a road trip for Trick or Treat time...)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:04 PM (qh6hc)
actually, the microbiology prof. did that at my former school - until the dean found out
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:04 PM (s7mIC)
Go on.....
Posted by: NC Ref at September 18, 2011 12:54 AM (/izg2)
shes got double F boobehs and shes super duper sweet. And shes a never fail mead brewer so she will keep me from messing up.
OH THAT BASTARD JUST POSTED MORE VIDEOS!!!!
ok thats it. YOU GET HIS MEAD. and you know what? if he posts another i swear i will give it to you in front of him.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:04 PM (QNeKQ)
I think I might bring a 12 gauge with me the next time I drive in NYC. The next asshole who cuts me off will get a trunk full of #4 buckshot.
And fuck you Michael Bloomberg. Making everything one-way and doing construction on half the bridges in the city after 10:00pm is an asshole move.
And get off my lawn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:05 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:01 AM (qh6hc)
one note of interest is, in WW2 the rest of the world went to battle with the same or very similar rifle their daddy went with in WW1 with, except the USA.
The M1 Garand was a first.
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 09:06 PM (wSbVg)
please tell me she's single and she likes nerdy chemistry professors
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:06 PM (s7mIC)
OH THAT BASTARD JUST POSTED MORE VIDEOS!!!!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 01:04 AM (QNeKQ)
Yeah, now he's just being an asshole.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:06 PM (qh6hc)
Frankly M&M's
I am watching the darkness coming outa 1600 PEN! How is the response,you wonder...how is the...
Posted by: Richard at September 17, 2011 09:06 PM (XgDQi)
There's a lot of beautiful places in Wyoming.
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:07 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 17, 2011 09:07 PM (NwTXA)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 18, 2011 12:59 AM (Zgfnd)
worse hes gloating/ testing his phone.
sigh i really will not share that mead with him... and it will be delicious.
hah. i am such a bitch.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:08 PM (QNeKQ)
so how long does it take to make a batch, typically?
if I order one now, do you think I could have a batch ready by Halloween?
Most batches take 4-6 weeks to be ready. You should be good to go if you order now! The catalog tells you how long the batch takes until you can pour it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 17, 2011 09:08 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:08 PM (s7mIC)
The M1 Garand was a first.
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 01:06 AM (wSbVg)
And still a damned good rifle. I'll bet that there are lots of Marines in Afghanistan who wouldn't mind an M1 Garand right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:09 PM (LH6ir)
ok thats it. YOU GET HIS MEAD. and you know what? if he posts another i swear i will give it to you in front of him.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 01:04 AM (QNeK
All the nectarine meade is mine! Bwahahahaha
*ok I'll share if that's allowed. Don't want to violate Gushka's rules!!!*
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 09:09 PM (/izg2)
The M1 Garand was a first.
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 01:06 AM (wSbVg)
Gen Patton called it the finest battle impliment ever invented. It (or an M1A) is number 4 or 5 on my list of Guns I Want.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:09 PM (qh6hc)
although, my department is so disorganized that they would never miss a few missing lab items
and I do have a pretty big basement, with power and everything...
hmmmm...............
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 12:56 AM (s7mIC)
You ever need someone to distribute in South Texas, let me know 
.
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 09:09 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:04 AM (s7mIC)
What a fuddy - duddy. I bet that prof had well attended classes with kids who paid attention.
RE how long - if you want a batch for Halloween time is getting short. Unless you're going to put it in a keg and force carbonate it (more equipment that you'll acquire later if you like the hobby) it takes two fermentations. The first one often 7 days or so to let the yeasties make the alcohol, and the second one of several weeks once the beer is bottled to allow carbonation.
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 09:11 PM (bqjJT)
please tell me she's single and she likes nerdy chemistry professors
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:06 AM (s7mIC)
married. with kid. good woman. but if you lived in calli i might know a couple girls if your taste run to teh nerdeh. Cuz they like teh smartz
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:11 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:07 AM (s7mIC)
but not eastern Wyoming- we rode the entire length of hwy 85 to Sturgis and back and didn't see shit except grass and some gas stations- and I think there was a hill off in the distance at one point
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 09:11 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:08 AM (s7mIC)
Make sure you invite all your neighbors to show off your great new digs! They have single female friends I'm sure.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 09:11 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:08 AM (s7mIC)
I know my Mom wouldn't mind seeing me, but it's f*cking COLD in the Midwest in late October. Besides, the boy is in school...and I'm still on double-secret probation until December...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:12 PM (qh6hc)
*ok I'll share if that's allowed. Don't want to violate Gushka's rules!!!*
Posted by: NC Ref at September 18, 2011 01:09 AM (/izg2)
lol its for Grim.
i will share it with you. we can have a little party. hahahahaha. Aurochs not invited.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:13 PM (QNeKQ)
You can get one easily. Look up the CMP (Civilian Marksmanship Program). You can qualify for an army surplus M1 Garand by firing a match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:13 PM (LH6ir)
i will share it with you. we can have a little party. hahahahaha. Aurochs not invited.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 01:13 AM (QNeKQ)
oh...
bring a date
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:13 PM (QNeKQ)
... Sturgis .....
Posted by: Jones at September 18, 2011 01:11 AM (8sCoq)
topless bungi-jumping by chicks,
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 09:13 PM (wSbVg)
Chill everything down to about zero C, then add powdered dry ice and cap quickly. That will carbonate without a second fermentation. Not perfectly, but it will work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:15 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 12:57 AM (s7mIC)
Uploading video to YouTube of a quadruped laying nude on a pillow.
(My cat.)
Need beer.
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 09:15 PM (4q6A5)
And still a damned good rifle. I'll bet that there are lots of Marines in Afghanistan who wouldn't mind an M1 Garand right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:09 AM (LH6ir)
But nothing say's f%ck you like a .30-06 to the chest
Posted by: jake at September 17, 2011 09:15 PM (wSbVg)
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: anon at September 17, 2011 09:16 PM (Ou4YC)
sigh
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:18 PM (s7mIC)
But nothing say's f%ck you like a .30-06 to the chest
Posted by: jake at September 18, 2011 01:15 AM (wSbVg)
Garand, not Carbine. It is a 30.06. Same round as the Springfield and the Browning .30 machine gun.
And my hunting rifle, which I would love to use on that cocksucking cabbie who cut me off on Houston street tonight.
Yes, I am in a foul mood.
And I said, Get Off My Lawn!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:19 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:15 AM (LH6ir)
How many 'sploded bottles do you get that way?
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 09:19 PM (bqjJT)
sigh
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:18 AM (s7mIC)
I would think that the kit would tell you how long it should take so you can determine if it would be ready by then.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2011 09:20 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 12:57 AM (s7mIC)
Uploading video to YouTube of a quadruped laying nude on a pillow.
(My cat.)
Need beer.
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2011 01:15 AM (4q6A5)
do you have a hairless cat too?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:20 PM (QNeKQ)
no it's not, "F*CKING COLD" isn't until January
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:20 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:13 AM (LH6ir)
I know I can get one, but I want other guns, first. I want a Ruger Blackhawk in .357, a Remington Model 700 in 30-06, a Winchester Model 94 Short in 30-30, and a Mosin M38 carbine. I think I'd probably want the M1 in a carbine, too. I like carbines.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:20 PM (qh6hc)
sigh
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:18 AM (s7mIC)
It Could be ready, but you don't have lots of extra time to procrastinate
Posted by: someone at September 17, 2011 09:21 PM (bqjJT)
Everything has to be cold, and do the math on the volume of dry ice. If you can get the beer to a slushy stage it will work best. This way you don't get the dregs from the dead yeast on the bottom of the bottle, which is ugly. And...sometimes the dead yeast taste nasty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:22 PM (LH6ir)
It Could be ready, but you don't have lots of extra time to procrastinate
Posted by: someone at September 18, 2011 01:21 AM (bqjJT)
open it early and it tastes weird and soapy. we used to make a delicious red.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:23 PM (QNeKQ)
Yes, but why not more? Do you have a problem with guns? Why don't you want a 1911 and a Remington 1100 and a S&W .38 special and a Sig 210 and a ....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:24 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:20 AM (s7mIC)
F*CKING COLD is anything below 50. It gets F*CKING COLD there sometime in late September/early October (unless you are having an Indian summer). I grew up there, I know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:25 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 17, 2011 09:28 PM (Zgfnd)
naww
we just have a different definition of "F*CKING COLD"
to me, "F*CKING COLD" is when it's so cold, you think your eyes are going to freeze shut
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:28 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at September 17, 2011 09:30 PM (RxGD/)
F*CKING COLD is anything below
50. It gets F*CKING COLD there sometime in late September/early October
(unless you are having an Indian summer). I grew up there, I know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:25 AM (qh6hc)
It was F*CKING COLD tonight in the rain. Played at Durham County Stadium, a beautiful field to get our ass kicked on.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 09:30 PM (/izg2)
i need your help
i might go back to the hospital
my arm just started to hurt and swell where the cat bit is, but its not red and I have no fever\
Hospital NOW right?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:31 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 18, 2011 01:30 AM (/izg2)
man that's too bad
how bad was the loss?
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:31 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 09:33 PM (/izg2)
Pain and swelling is not good. Did you take any Tylenol or Advil? If so, they will mask any fever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:34 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:24 AM (LH6ir)
Oh, I DO! I DO! It's just that I want the ones listed before I get the M1 or M1A. I have two bolt-action vintage military rifles but I want the Model 700 for hunting (not that I have been hunting for a very long time, but if I had a Model 700 in 30.06 I might go), and the model 94 cause I like lever actions. I have a Grok 36 in God's chosen caliber (.45) but I want the .357 to replace the Taurus I once had. I have a Franchi semi-auto that covers the "Remington 1100" angle pretty well, plus I have a pump Mossy, so I have enough shotguns to hold me until I get some more pistols and rifles...and then I want a Saiga 12 which I will then convert to the AK trigger group like my Saiga/AK Evil Black Rifle...and then I want...and I want...and I want...
I have a collection, I'm working my way up to a stockpile, but one day I want to have an ARSENAL! cause that would be just too f'n cool...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:35 PM (qh6hc)
Pain and swelling is not good. Did you take any Tylenol or Advil? If so, they will mask any fever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:34 AM (LH6ir)
i took a HUGE ibuprofin
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:36 PM (QNeKQ)
Happy with my old .22 Hi Standard. Love to plink.
Had a Model 29 years ago. Fucker almost took off my arm. Shot the shit out of the gun, but never really liked it. Bullets were a buck each, way back in 1981, as I recall. Bought it because a drunk company man on an oil rig walked into my trailer, pointing his loaded 30-06 at my head. Told him the next time he did that shit was going to be the last. The stupid prick - we were on a Federal lease out there in White City, New Mexico, right below Carlsbad Caverns.
I kept that fully loaded Model 29 close at hand the rest of the long well. I wasn't fucking around. Turned out the bastard was wanted for manslaughter back in Huntsville. He ripped off Superior Oil for 20 thousand in equipment and took off. I became the hero, but I was so sick of Superior Oil that I never worked for them again, the fuckers.
Have had lots of .38s and .32s over the years. Used to collect Diamondbacks.
I'm sort of a Bambi-lover. Hate to hunt.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 09:37 PM (L8dBl)
do you have a hairless cat too?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 01:20 AM (QNeKQ)
No, she's fuzzy.
Her breed is, from what I've gathered, "Russian Blue."
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 09:38 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 01:28 AM (s7mIC)
Yeah, like I said, anything below 50.
It was F*CKING COLD tonight in the rain.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 18, 2011 01:30 AM (/izg2)
Yes it was.
Guska, with your recent history, hospital now. Maybe it's nothing, but better safe than sorry.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:38 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Necrophiliac at September 17, 2011 09:38 PM (FZZ94)
Guska, with your recent history, hospital now. Maybe it's nothing, but better safe than sorry.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:38 AM (qh6hc)
this really bugs. sigh. my usual ride wants for me to ice it and see how it is in the morning
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:39 PM (QNeKQ)
NSAIDs will decrease or eliminate fever, so temperature is no longer a good indication of progressing illness.
There is nothing wrong with being safe. If you are uncomfortable and the pain and swelling have not decreased, go to the ER. And...if your insurance company has a help-line they might be able to give you good advice before you go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:42 PM (LH6ir)
You do understand that the default is to buy more guns? And that is the baseline. The more accepted activity is to buy lots more guns, preferably in every caliber.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 17, 2011 09:44 PM (LH6ir)
I'm sort of a Bambi-lover. Hate to hunt.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2011 01:37 AM (L8dBl)
My Dad had a .22 Hi Standard. My brother has it now.
I'm not so much of a Bambi lover (except I love Bambi in my freezer), its just that it's really early and it's cold out there and I don't want to go.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:44 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 18, 2011 01:40 AM (/izg2)
No, I like natural causes.
Posted by: Necrophiliac at September 17, 2011 09:45 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 18, 2011 01:44 AM (LH6ir)
I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:46 PM (qh6hc)
I'm not so much of a Bambi lover (except I love Bambi in my freezer), its just that it's really early and it's cold out there and I don't want to go.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:44 AM (qh6hc)
Thanks. I've always loved that clip. Ron White is one of my favorite West Texans.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 09:48 PM (L8dBl)
No, I like natural causes.
Posted by: Necrophiliac at September 18, 2011 01:45 AM (FZZ94)
Doesn't matter to me either. Just don't call me late to dinner! And bring a nice wine to go with the main course.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 17, 2011 09:48 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2011 01:37 AM (L8dBl)
Ooooh, the Dirty Harry gun! Want!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:49 PM (qh6hc)
Ooooh, the Dirty Harry gun! Want!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:49 AM (qh6hc)
It was sure hard to conceal and carry that big son-of-a-bitch
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2011 09:51 PM (L8dBl)
sorry that I was such a dick to you last night, that was very rude of me
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 09:51 PM (s7mIC)
aurochs is out playin. my other friend is sleepin. WTF.
ok.
I CANT DRIVE. THIS IS FUCKIN STUPID.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 09:52 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 09:56 PM (zw+pb)
It was sure hard to conceal and carry that big son-of-a-bitch
Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2011 01:51 AM (L8dBl)
I wouldn't even try. I conceal the G36, the Smith 29 I'd just proudly hang off of a hip.
Gushka, I'm on the wrong coast to help out, sorry. Text "Bollocks" with a "911! PAIN! HOSPITAL! NOW!!! and I'd bet he will show.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:57 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 09:58 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Gem at September 18, 2011 01:56 AM (zw+pb)
The official name is "garrison cap" although we had another decidedly non-PC name for them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 09:58 PM (qh6hc)
Thks, Jones, but it there another, maybe less formal name for them? I'll look up garrison cap, tho.
Posted by: Gem at September 17, 2011 09:59 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 01:52 AM (QNeKQ)
I'm saddled up.
Posted by: The filly in stall #4 at September 17, 2011 09:59 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 17, 2011 09:59 PM (/izg2)
>Thks, Jones, but it there another, maybe less formal name for them?
why yes, there is, but that word is banned on this blog
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 10:01 PM (8sCoq)
Thks, Jones, but it there another, maybe less formal name for them? I'll look up garrison cap, tho.
Posted by: Gem at September 18, 2011 01:59 AM (zw+pb)'
hahahaha...I'll just say our non-PC name is one of the words that will get you the big ban-hammer here. This article says it's also known as a side cap, or in Canada as a wedge cap.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:03 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 18, 2011 02:04 AM (eOXTH)
Have a drink and tell us all about it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:05 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 10:06 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 10:06 PM (s7mIC)
there's an old joke about what wearing one of those caps makes you
Posted by: Jones at September 17, 2011 10:07 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:08 PM (eOXTH)
It would mean more to me if you took my advice to score.
Posted by: Papa Editor at September 17, 2011 10:09 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:09 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:11 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:13 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:14 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 18, 2011 02:11 AM (eOXTH)
oh wow that is just awful, here is for a quick recovery
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 10:14 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Papa Editor at September 18, 2011 02:09 AM (FZZ94)
You are just better at it than me.
Besides I've probably forgotten your advice by now.
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 17, 2011 10:16 PM (s7mIC)
Gushka, is there an advice line you can call to talk to a nurse or a doctor? They should be able to tell you if you should be seen, or if there's something you can do for the pain and swelling. So sorry that you're going thru this!
I second the advice above about texting Aurochs and letting him know what's going on.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 17, 2011 10:18 PM (Zgfnd)
hes hour and a half out. when he gets here he will take me to the hospital. I just hate that my arm is swelling and not right. i want it to be ok.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 10:23 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:24 PM (eOXTH)
Oh yeah! A10s! I love 'em to death but I think that talibaner got smothered to death by dust.
That's all.
Posted by: sjff at September 17, 2011 10:25 PM (BE9Lf)
3) For God's sake, if you're that desperate, get yourself a sonic toothbrush, woman.
Posted by: Gem at September 18, 2011 12:47 AM (zw+pb)
You could try a sonic screwdriver!!!
Posted by: Doctor Who at September 17, 2011 10:27 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:27 PM (bxiXv)
Taxi? Might be worth $50 or whatever they charge.
If you call the hospital and they want an ambulance it might not cost that much, don't know actually.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Bunny, the terrorist, plus added bonus, Barbarian at September 17, 2011 10:30 PM (TN7KL)
It was awful. I hope they manage to keep it under control until her body gets it back under control.
Prayers, good intentions, happy thoughts and whatever mojo I can spare inbound.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:34 PM (bxiXv)
Anyway, my cat.
Shot on a Sony Cybershot which I got as a gift. I've never used the video feature really until now and...well, what do you think of the quality? It's not that bad, really.
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2011 10:38 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 18, 2011 02:23 AM (QNeKQ)
I knew he'd get on his way. He wouldn't want Grimmy after him with his shiny new Mosin!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:39 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at September 18, 2011 02:37 AM (s7mIC)
Yes it is, but pain lets you know you're alive. Carpe Diem is Roman for "I'd rather have scars than regrets."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:40 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:44 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:45 PM (eOXTH)
I do know that veni, vedi, Vichy perfectly describes the current administration, though.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 17, 2011 10:45 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:45 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 18, 2011 02:45 AM (Zgfnd)
Waitaminute, I know that one...it's French, right? I came, I saw, I surrendered?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:47 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:49 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 18, 2011 02:48 AM (eOXTH)
It's not as funny that way. Work with me here.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 10:50 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:51 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: GO at September 17, 2011 10:52 PM (7ep3S)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:55 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 10:55 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 10:59 PM (bxiXv)
damn that took a long time to type. I blame the Drifters Pale Ale. And Obama, cause he's a SCoaMF.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:00 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:01 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:02 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 17, 2011 11:02 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: That Guy Who Drags The Thread Across The Line at September 17, 2011 11:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: That Guy Who Drags The Thread Across The Line at September 17, 2011 11:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 18, 2011 03:02 AM (vNpDB)
I work nights. When I get in to read the comments it's morning. Anyone heard from Vic, by the way?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:04 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 18, 2011 03:03 AM (eOXTH)
The wonder of time zones--I'm risking my beer drinking coming up against sunrise, and the left coast morons are just hitting their midnight strides.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 17, 2011 11:05 PM (vNpDB)
Which means you bastiges are holding out on me!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:08 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:10 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:11 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 17, 2011 11:13 PM (vNpDB)
Just saw the movie "Horrible Bosses". I went in with zero expectations.
It was the funniest movie I've seen. Ten times better than The Hangover.
Run, don't walk, to see it!
Posted by: Erik L at September 17, 2011 11:13 PM (v6xW/)
Posted by: Sith ePubs at September 17, 2011 11:14 PM (bxiXv)
I sometimes get mad but I had to LOL at that one.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 03:12 AM (bxiXv)
I got one like that--couple weeks ago I was reheating pizza in the toaster over, was trying to get it off the tin foil, grabbed that and burned myself. I then instantly went to grab the pan itself--fortunately my reflexes were working much faster than I was.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 17, 2011 11:15 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:15 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 18, 2011 03:11 AM (eOXTH)
Niiiice.
I wonder if GGE has slipped into some sleep deprivation psychosis?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 18, 2011 03:13 AM (vNpDB)
I blame the Drifter Pale Ale. I have four more of them. Life is good.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:16 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Erik L at September 17, 2011 11:18 PM (v6xW/)
waiting for my ride.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 17, 2011 11:18 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:23 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 03:17 AM (bxiXv)
ahhh. science...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:25 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:27 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:28 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 03:18 AM (v6xW/)
Well hell, better late than never I always say.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:29 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:30 PM (bxiXv)
GGE, you gotta see "Horrible Bosses". I haven't laughed in this shitty economy for a while, but this was a great remedy!
Posted by: Erik L at September 17, 2011 11:31 PM (v6xW/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:34 PM (eOXTH)
GGE, you gotta see "Horrible Bosses". I haven't laughed in this shitty economy for a while, but this was a great remedy!
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 03:31 AM (v6xW/)
lemmesee...oooh, Roger Ebert liked it, not a good thing...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:35 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Erik L at September 17, 2011 11:36 PM (v6xW/)
Posted by: Erik L at September 17, 2011 11:39 PM (v6xW/)
Geek girls, do they exist?
Math girls, ahhhhh, awesome, if ever I see one
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 03:32 AM (v6xW/)
I'm currently teaching a round of physics I (calc based) and the hotties (yup, there's a few) are sucking, and not in a good way. The only females doing well barely speak english, and they ain't from 'round these parts.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:40 PM (x3YFz)
Jennifer aniston. I'd hit it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:40 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:42 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:42 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 03:42 AM (qh6hc)
FIF Me
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:43 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 03:42 AM (qh6hc)
think it's a squirrel. hogs find dead people the russian mafia throw in the pen, not nuts.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:45 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:45 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:45 PM (eOXTH)
think it's a squirrel. hogs find dead people the russian mafia throw in the pen, not nuts.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 03:45 AM (x3YFz)
nuts...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:46 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 18, 2011 03:43 AM (eOXTH)
physics I. Oh, and the idiot math department hasn't gotten around to getting their calc I students past chapter 1, so I get to teach derivatives and integration ALONG with dynamic forces.
Math people suck.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:46 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:48 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:49 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:50 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:51 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 03:50 AM (x3YFz)
The military says du/dt, but yeah, that's familiar in a musty dusty sort of way.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 17, 2011 11:52 PM (qh6hc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:52 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 17, 2011 11:53 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 11:54 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 03:50 AM (x3YFz)
The military says du/dt, but yeah, that's familiar in a musty dusty sort of way.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 03:52 AM (qh6hc)
There's a point at which you're actually going to start making sense, and that's when I'll be scared.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:54 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl epubs at September 18, 2011 03:52 AM (eOXTH)
v=dx/dt: velocity is the first time derivative of position (x). See? yer already smarter than my math dept.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 03:55 AM (bxiXv)
we always assume a horse is a sphere. In a vacuum.
Posted by: tangonine at September 17, 2011 11:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 17, 2011 11:57 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 17, 2011 11:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 18, 2011 03:57 AM (eOXTH)
I love teaching, I love physics. But teaching physics at the university level is like pounding your head against a brick wall with someone feeding you bacon. It's awesome but it hurts!
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:01 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 03:56 AM (x3YFz)
I heard from a little internet that was the Russian version of the joke.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 03:59 AM (bxiXv)
I heard that joke before there was a WWW. Yes. I'm that old.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:02 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:03 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 12:04 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:02 AM (v6xW/)
your forgot d0 (or di using your syntax)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:05 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:02 AM (x3YFz)
Well, I was on the internet for years before there was a www, so there you are.
We all have sad ways in our fields of measuring our ages.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 04:04 AM (bxiXv)
I think we should forgo the 'who's older than who' thing lol. It's not useful.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:06 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 12:06 AM (v6xW/)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 12:07 AM (v6xW/)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:02 AM (x3YFz)
Well, I was on the internet for years before there was a www, so there you are.
We all have sad ways in our fields of measuring our ages.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 04:04 AM (bxiXv)
ah those old BBs'
downloading 1 pr0n pic took like 10 minutes. terrible, terrible times. 900 baud modems... dark ages it was.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:08 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:07 AM (v6xW/)
I gave a test problem on Friday that made them add that in.... 10% of 65 students got it.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:09 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 12:09 AM (bxiXv)
Also when I said internet before internet, I meant *the* internet. Though I was on the local BBS scene as well, and part of Fidonet at one point.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 12:11 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:03 AM (x3YFz)
And I flamed the Doctress Neutopia. Before there was a web.
I didn't make a drive pack dance but I *saw* one dance.
I have a Kaypro IV that I used for a school paper when I was in elementary school. Daisywheel printer.
I remember Chaos Manor when it was new (ish).
I remember MUPTs.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 04:09 AM (bxiXv)
My first word processing program was Pencil. Trash-80.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:12 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 12:14 AM (bxiXv)
vf = vi + at(e2)?
Vestigial, that stuff
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:11 AM (v6xW/)
you're high 1 time exponent.
v=v0-at
think you were looking for
v^2=v0^2 -2(x-x0)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:14 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 18, 2011 04:14 AM (bxiXv)
= BACON + BEER + BOOBS
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:15 AM (x3YFz)
vf = vi + at(e2)?
Vestigial, that stuff
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:11 AM (v6xW/)
you're high 1 time exponent.
v=v0-at
think you were looking for
v^2=v0^2 -2(x-x0)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:14 AM (x3YFz)
sorry: v^2=v0^2 -2a(x-x0)
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:16 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:06 AM (v6xW/)
Thanks Erik, I knew that. It's been a long time (a little over a year, she died last June) of lung cancer so we had time to prepare for it. Not enough time, but there never is. We had a good 16 1/2 years and I have no regrets. Scars, but no regrets. I'm good.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:18 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:19 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:22 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:06 AM (v6xW/)
Thanks
Erik, I knew that. It's been a long time (a little over a year, she
died last June) of lung cancer so we had time to prepare for it. Not
enough time, but there never is. We had a good 16 1/2 years and I have
no regrets. Scars, but no regrets. I'm good.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:18 AM (qh6hc)
There's never enough time. I know what that would have done to me GGE. You might think I'm just another moron, but hearing that really does hurt my heart and I feel your loss. I'm glad there are not regrets, but... damn. I'm sorry. Really.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:22 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:19 AM (qh6hc)
Test on Wednesday!
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:23 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:24 AM (qh6hc)
Test on Wednesday!
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:23 AM (x3YFz)
Good luck with that. I'm off on Wednesday. *checks calendar* fuck. Nope I work this Wednesday. Off next Wednesday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:25 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:24 AM (qh6hc)
If I lost my wife I'd probably sell everything I own and go be a merc someplace. I'd suck at it and be dead in a week.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:26 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:27 AM (qh6hc)
Test on Wednesday!
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:23 AM (x3YFz)
Good luck with that. I'm off on Wednesday. *checks calendar* fuck. Nope I work this Wednesday. Off next Wednesday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:25 AM (qh6hc)
take home test:
1) Beer + Hot German Chick Boobs = ?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:29 AM (x3YFz)
If I lost my wife I'd probably sell everything I own and go be a merc someplace. I'd suck at it and be dead in a week.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:26 AM (x3YFz)
Yeah, well, I'm still the answer to a lot of people's problems (mostly two of my adult children that should be off on their own earning a pile of cash for my nursing home but NOOOO, here they are in my house, sucking up my air) so I had something to keep me occupied. Plus I have a 12 year old I have to get through school.
BUT, I swear by all that is holy when he graduates I'm shipping his ass off to the Marines, selling this house and buying an RV. I will NOT spend the rest of my life supporting children.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:29 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:27 AM (qh6hc)
sweet creeping jesus... your family accident-prone?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:30 AM (x3YFz)
1) Beer + Hot German Chick Boobs = ?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:29 AM (x3YFz)
Extra credit for essays? Mostly all fiction, and I'd have to look a lot of things up, but that's research, right?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:30 AM (qh6hc)
sweet creeping jesus... your family accident-prone?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:30 AM (x3YFz)
Pop is well into his 70s and lives in Florida, so he gets to have a lot of melanomas removed from his hide. Grand-daughter is 12, so yeah. She's at that accident prone age. Plus she has this condition where her bones grow faster than she does so she has to see the bone doc whenever she breaks one so that he can make sure it's healing straight.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:32 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 12:32 AM (qh6hc)
If I lost my wife I'd probably sell everything I own and go be a merc someplace. I'd suck at it and be dead in a week.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:26 AM (x3YFz)
Yeah,
well, I'm still the answer to a lot of people's problems (mostly two of
my adult children that should be off on their own earning a pile of
cash for my nursing home but NOOOO, here they are in my house, sucking
up my air) so I had something to keep me occupied. Plus I have a 12 year
old I have to get through school.
BUT, I swear by all that is holy
when he graduates I'm shipping his ass off to the Marines, selling this
house and buying an RV. I will NOT spend the rest of my life supporting
children.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:29 AM (qh6hc)
I know... I know... I threw my daughter's ass out in January. 21 years old and dumber than a bag of hammers. She's not even cute, so she can't get by on looks (she thinks different, I know better). Lazy. Self-centered. If I'd have been like that my dad (golden gloves boxer, army, he'd be the first to tell you that) would have ended me.
I'm sure you'll do fine with your 12 year old. You're not alone sir, not by a long stretch.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:34 AM (x3YFz)
sweet creeping jesus... your family accident-prone?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:30 AM (x3YFz)
Pop
is well into his 70s and lives in Florida, so he gets to have a lot of
melanomas removed from his hide. Grand-daughter is 12, so yeah. She's
at that accident prone age. Plus she has this condition where her bones
grow faster than she does so she has to see the bone doc whenever she
breaks one so that he can make sure it's healing straight.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 04:32 AM (qh6hc)
If it aint one fkn thin it's another, ain't it?
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:35 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:35 AM (v6xW/)
goddam it eric! vf=vi+at!
stop squaring it! You're combining the position function and the velocity function in a zombie kinda way.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:37 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 04:35 AM (v6xW/)
goddam it eric! vf=vi+at!
stop squaring it! You're combining the position function and the velocity function in a zombie kinda way.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 04:37 AM (x3YFz)
just look at the units. m/s vice m/s^2
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:39 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Erik L at September 18, 2011 12:42 AM (v6xW/)
What was the quote from XXX from Vin Diesel? "You're killin me, Smalls, you're killin' me."
And I have to be up in 3 hours. so I'm off to bed
always check your units m/s, m, m/s^2... they tell you if you have the right Eq.
Posted by: tangonine at September 18, 2011 12:45 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: gushka admits she loves the bats at September 18, 2011 12:56 AM (Zt1eG)
So, what is a PTL file and how do I change it back to an MP3?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:25 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:25 AM (qh6hc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 18, 2011 01:40 AM (qh6hc)
They've been charged with Abuse of a Corpse.
Imagine applying for a job in this shitty economy and having to put that on your application. Of course the EEOC probably has corpse abusers down as a protected group under ADA.
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 01:42 AM (M9Ie6)
Had to be alcohol involved somewhere.
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 01:44 AM (M9Ie6)
For example get a copy of the Errol Flynn version of Robin Hood. The colors jump out at you and the forest scenes are breathtaking. The best thing about it? It is in the cheap stack (for Blu-Rays).
Another good candidate for the younger Morons, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I saw the original at the movies but that was in 1969. A lot of you young whippersnappers probably have only seen the TV version. It is also in the cheap stack.
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 01:49 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: TexasJew at September 18, 2011 01:55 AM (DB7UQ)
Cool fact about that movie: the horse that Olivia DeHavilland rides in it was called Golden Cloud. After the movie, someone purchased him and renamed him Trigger. The Trigger.
Posted by: Little Caesar at September 18, 2011 02:00 AM (fjoLg)
Posted by: gushka admits she loves the bats at September 18, 2011 02:06 AM (Zt1eG)
F*ck Apple. Can't sleep, so I just downloaded their weekly pick "Night Circus," and not a single damn app will open the f*cker. I'm downloading a third one now. Adobe Digital Editions sees nothing but blank pages, and YES, I've "Added" it to my "Library."
There's my early contribution to the Sunday book thread.
Posted by: arhooley at September 18, 2011 02:07 AM (JWhx9)
Posted by: gushka admits she loves the bats at September 18, 2011 06:06 AM (Zt1eG)
You need a spare set of arms and legs. Have you thought of hiring help?
Here, meet my cat.
Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2011 02:12 AM (4q6A5)
Guest eviscerating him.
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 02:50 AM (M9Ie6)
I'm going up to my rooftop and reading a bunch of stupid downloaded articles guaranteed to get me mad instead of some nice refreshing fiction.
4:01 in the damn morning.
Posted by: arhooley at September 18, 2011 03:01 AM (L4z/9)
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 03:27 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Chris Dodd at September 18, 2011 04:03 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 18, 2011 04:12 AM (niZvt)
Time to update Tim Allen's schtick about "Why would you take a wood shop class from someone who's missing fingers?"
Posted by: No Whining at September 18, 2011 04:13 AM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: No Whining at September 18, 2011 04:17 AM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 04:19 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 04:40 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 18, 2011 04:44 AM (ZDUD4)
Plus I spent most of the afternoon working on the toilet. Now there's a story. You know how nothing goes right in these little projects.
Decided to replace the tank internals while I had everything disconnected because they were getting old and starting to cause problems. Damned if you can't get anything put short post fill valves for low volume toilets now.
Now my 30 year old toilet is low volume because the tank will not fill as much.
Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2011 04:49 AM (M9Ie6)
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