FIFTH!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 20, 2011 10:36 PM (c0A3e

Fucking math people.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 10:38 PM (QAJGa)

It's not Maet, friends - this is CDR M's creation. 

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 10:38 PM (QAJGa)

Now I know for sure chemjeff doesn't read the ONT posts!

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2011 10:41 PM (5I8G0)

Hey man.  Thanks for the advice about Robby Gordon.  Not.  But my 4-man team did pretty well last week huh?

OOOOOHH NOOOO

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage.

Posted by: Oliver Willis's Shoe Shine Boy at May 20, 2011 10:35 PM (lT0LC)

that would be 0.8779266975309  centimeters in the weinermobie scale.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 20, 2011 10:42 PM (YxBuk)

I heard that in a Homer Simpson voice.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 20, 2011 10:46 PM (AYNHC)

yeah he was in my 101 class

I can't say I knew him terribly well but he was a good guy, what little I did know of him

I hate math to the nth degree. Part of my job is calculalting fungicides, growth regulators, liquid fertilizers, wetting agents and all that shit.

It gives me a fucking headache.

If you're good at math, fuck you. I hate you.

Posted by: judgement day at May 20, 2011 10:49 PM (GTbGH)

Only until my Cheez Whiz runs out . . .

If you're good at math, fuck you. I hate you.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2011 10:50 PM (m/jkJ)

I calculate the jump to light speed.... in my head.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 20, 2011 10:48 PM (6BU16)

It's pronounced "Gal-lick"

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 10:52 PM (QAJGa)

What's wrong with a nice Long Island Iced Tea?

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 10:53 PM (QuGK2)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

Bah.... I'm a pre tribulation rapture type ... soooo...

Even if the Rapture does happen tomorow, we got a bunch of years until the next coming...

Key is, don't be riding in a car with any REALLY good Christians driving tomorow...

Posted by: cherry ð at May 20, 2011 10:53 PM (+sBB4)

You live in Los Angeles?

Posted by: things are gonna get even uglier you assholes at May 20, 2011 10:57 PM (00Vgq)

So, when do the vet's buddies go down there and put a few in the sheriff's ass?

112 What??

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 11:00 PM (QAJGa)

Not promoting it, just making an observation. These things have a bad habit of getting out of hand.

 As someone pointed out yesterday, I think, it's been primarily the hipster doufus lefties who are making sure this Rapture thing is all over the news. They enjoy making fun of Christians.

The people promoting it have done just fine making themselves look like fools. I've seen the billboards in the area about "Save the Date: Return of Christ." The question is what do these guys do when tomorrow comes and passes like every other day?

I calculate the jump to light speed.... in my head.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 20, 2011 10:51 PM (6IReR)

We almost killed 3 fairways this morning. The Asst. forgot to split Primo (it puts grass in a coma) this morning but he caught it just as I went to spray, so no harm no foul.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 10:50 PM (QuGK2)

I don't ever care enough to follow the stupid Rapture predictors, but do they ever try to explain this away?  I mean its basically like a conspiracy theory.  They always have a way to explain away the actual available evidence that destroys their argument.

My Mr. Purple didn't do all the tricks that woman's did. And there is no way in creation I would explain its use to children. Crazy lady and her modern lack of inhibitions. Sometimes what happens in the bedroom should stay in the dayum bedroom.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 20, 2011 10:53 PM (YxBuk)

Indeed.  While I normally drink vodka while dwelling here in the frozen North, whenever I go to the Caribbean I prefer Brugal white rum.  You can get it CHEAP, yet it's smooth enough to comfortably drink straight.  Almost too smooth...  

Of course, I see why people drink tequilla.  When you go drinking you're going to come home with a hang over, but when you go drinking tequilla you're coming home with a story.

We almost killed 3 fairways this morning.

Bad thing to happen especially as summer is coming.

The people promoting it have done just fine making themselves look like fools. I've seen the billboards in the area about "Save the Date: Return of Christ." The question is what do these guys do when tomorrow comes and passes like every other day?

Posted by: land of sky blue waters at May 20, 2011 11:04 PM (XthHy)

Ask the Millerites  /  Jehovah's Witnesses. They had this happen multiple times. They finally said that the second coming did happen, but it was invisible.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:05 PM (CN+Qv)

So far as I know, the reason that the year 0 is calculated wrongly is because the monk who make the calendar calculations made an error, and by the time it was discovered, that calendar was already in use. Kinda makes you think you might wanna study that math a bit more closely, eh?

My Mr. Purple didn't do all the tricks that woman's did. And there is no way in creation I would explain its use to children. Crazy lady and her modern lack of inhibitions. Sometimes what happens in the bedroom should stay in the dayum bedroom.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 20, 2011 11:06 PM (RZ8pf)

Say what now?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2011 11:06 PM (oVQFe)

I'm not sure how one would go about explaining away the actual words of Jesus Christ, if you are indeed a Christian. I think that would be just plain, well, idiotic.

I don't ever care enough to follow the stupid Rapture predictors, but do they ever try to explain this away? I mean its basically like a conspiracy theory. They always have a way to explain away the actual available evidence that destroys their argument.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2011 11:06 PM (oVQFe)

If your are talking Rapture, you've already tossed Biblical Literalism away. There's nothing in there about it.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 20, 2011 11:02 PM (NtTkA)

Don't you mean Crecy, 1346?

here is a nice story from my great state of Washington.

A violent white crazy guy in a state mental hospital is repeatedly told by hospital staff that africans eat white people.

The violent white crazy guy tells the hospital to keep the african cannibles away from him and demands only white people care for him.

The hospital staff that told the white crazy guy that africans eat white people sues the hospital for keeping africans away from the white crazy guy.

What the fuck.

http://tinyurl.com/3rsf2qy

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 20, 2011 10:59 PM (6BU16)

Duh.  Now I do.  Hell I lived right up the road from there on Jefferson, across from Hughes, and worked a little ways past it up Washington.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 11:01 PM (QuGK2)

I am so pleased with the justice system in this country.  It has even screwed up the UCMJ--another triumph for Obama and Holder.  There is simply no way that MAJ Hassan should not already have been put before a firing squad and terminated.  Multiple credible eye witnesses, unbelievable number of dead and wounded, SoA on the business card, yet the PC "police" seem to have managed to stall the trial.

If I didn't know better, I'd say we were boned!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2011 11:08 PM (Y1DZt)

Herod died in 4 BC. Since he had to be alive to order the massacre of the male children, that's the latest he could have been born.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 20, 2011 11:02 PM (NtTkA)

Or perhaps Agincourt, 1415.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 20, 2011 11:06 PM (4nbyM)

and thats why i dont drink tequilla. everytime i do i have to tell the story to a lawyer and he tells it to a judge and i have to pay them both big bucks to here my story.

My Mr. Purple didn't do all the tricks that woman's did. And there is no way in creation I would explain its use to children. Crazy lady and her modern lack of inhibitions. Sometimes what happens in the bedroom should stay in the dayum bedroom.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 20, 2011 11:06 PM (RZ8pf)

Do tell!

I'm not sure how one would go about explaining away the actual words of Jesus Christ, if you are indeed a Christian. I think that would be just plain, well, idiotic.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 11:09 PM (QuGK2)

But that's exactly what they're doing though isn't it?  Christ says you cannot know the date, and even he doesn't.  And yet here are these idiots going "yup this is the day right here on the calendar."

Posted by: HomerRadish at May 20, 2011 11:01 PM (0vDuM)

Never bring a battle axe to a longbow fight?

Ask the Millerites  /  Jehovah's Witnesses. They had this happen multiple times. They finally said that the second coming did happen, but it was invisible.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:07 PM (CN+Qv)

That's brilliant. So I can tell my friends that I'm banging Gisele Bundchen, and when they say that that's ridiculous I can always reply........invisible.

 the second coming did happen, but it was invisible

That's what she said!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 20, 2011 11:13 PM (AYNHC)

Clearly. That's the point.

So far as I know, the reason that the year 0 is calculated wrongly is because the monk who make the calendar calculations made an error, and by the time it was discovered, that calendar was already in use. Kinda makes you think you might wanna study that math a bit more closely, eh?

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 11:08 PM (QuGK2)

There is no year 0. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD.

I think it was a guy called Usher who decided that the world was created in 4004 BC by the time honored method of 'making shit up', then calibrated the birth of Christ expressed in Roman dating, as 753 AUC. (from the made up date of the founding of Rome).  I'm not sure exactly when they checked it against the one verified dating event, Herods death, and found they'd made a boo boo, but yeah it was too late to do it over.

Will be interesting to see what caused the FoxConn explosion and also to see how Apple handles it and whether it will effect Apple's ability to deliver goods into the market.

On the one hand, having enough cash around to basically buy everything up and make it proprietary worked well for them in dominating market share, on the other hand, buying everything up means that there aren't alternatives when something effects the supply of the shit they need (like say, an explosion in the manufacturing plant)

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 20, 2011 11:12 PM (RPYjQ)

I think that was the point of Mr. Purple in the first place.

There is no such thing as year zero. The first year is year one.

Yes. This. Thanks Captain Trips!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2011 11:13 PM (bgcml)

How'd the interview go?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2011 11:12 PM (oVQFe)

Well, it isn't a stretch to say that those who believe in the Rapture have only done so for about 160 years. Before that, folks just read in the Bible what was going to happen, and that was fine. Then some dingbat in the good ol' USA determined that it wasn't enough, didn't fit some scheme of his, and he invented the Rapture out of whole cloth.

So, Jesus probably didn't know about this Rapture stuff when he said we couldn't know. He probably was hoping nobody would go make up their own religion, but that's what has happened, so trying to divine what might happen in the future from what you just made up....

Bad thing to happen especially as summer is coming.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 20, 2011 11:07 PM (/izg2)

It only takes a bit of bad math to fuck it up. Is 110 ounces 18 ounces short of a gallon? Or was that the 2.5 gallons of Ipriodone E-Pro that should have been added first?

I hate spraying.

Posted by: cherry ð at May 20, 2011 11:16 PM (+sBB4)

Depends on where you were. In England and the colonies the changeover happened in the 1700s, which his why Washington changed his birthday to fit.

In Russia it didn't happen until the Commies took over..

Are we still on Mr. Purple? Geez PG you struck a nerve.

Well I figured I should at least acknowledge the link in CDR M's post. Little did I know it would be about a crazy lady who explained to her 6 year old that the gyrating purple object in her 2 year old's hand was used to pleasure mommy the night before.

Posted by: Big Fat Baby sporting a half staff in a dirty diaper at May 20, 2011 11:13 PM (XthHy)

Do your friends normally require visual proof of your bangings?  If so you may need to expand your social circle...

Actually I was pondering this concept.  If you did have an invisible Gisele Bundchen, would you be able to see her in the fashion a blind man sees - with the hands?  And if so, would it be as glorious when "seeing" her in the dark as it would be if you knew you could see her with eyes, if only there was light?  I think it would be.  Conversely, I contend that not all women are beautiful with the lights out.  If things are not as they should be, you can still tell, as the hands roam about.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 20, 2011 11:19 PM (4nbyM)

Shit's gettin' pretty existential around here.

Are we still on Mr. Purple? Geez PG you struck a nerve.

Well I figured I should at least acknowledge the link in CDR M's post. Little did I know it would be about a crazy lady who explained to her 6 year old that the gyrating purple object in her 2 year old's hand was used to pleasure mommy the night before.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 20, 2011 11:19 PM (RZ8pf)

Aren't there stories about ones with suction cups, and little jack or jill deciding that the perfect time to show that they are a unicorn to everyone is when mommy and daddy are having company over.

The Isreali Prime Minister is just racist against blacks... This is why he did this to Our Presadent Obama. PM of Isreal should be removed from office by Presadent Obama and the UN today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben at May 20, 2011 11:20 PM (DKV43)

I take full responsibility for that fire.  Imagine it's more of a burning sensation given my current medical "condition".

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 11:23 PM (QAJGa)

4

Well, it isn't a stretch to say that those who believe in the Rapture have only done so for about 160 years. Before that, folks just read in the Bible what was going to happen, and that was fine. Then some dingbat in the good ol' USA determined that it wasn't enough, didn't fit some scheme of his, and he invented the Rapture out of whole cloth.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2011 11:18 PM (QuGK2)

It always seemed kind of unchristian - the traditional idea that bang, its over and everyone queues up and goes into the saved bin or the biggest loser hopper is one thing, but the snatch away and extra time to gloat over "I won and you suckers lost" crap just never caught my attention.

I had a suite-mate in college who was into that, and he kept drilling it into my roommate, a pretty secular Jewish guy. I guess he never figured me for a good vehicle, especially after my roomate came back from one big session and I told him, "Don't worry about it, what he's saying is all crap"

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 20, 2011 11:21 PM (6BU16)

Last time I was there was when the Kings won the Stanley Cup!

chemjeff is silane a by-product of manufacturing silicon? Because computer chips are made out of silicon which is sliced into wafers. And yes, FoxConn is a chip manufacturer, responsible for the chips in Apple devices.

Posted by: Paula Dean at May 20, 2011 11:28 PM (XBM1t)

Eight!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2011 11:21 PM (Y1DZt)

1752. I looked ut up and I was off by a year myself.

Russia was after the Czars were dead, because Asimov mentioned his age was off by 13 days because he was borin under the old calendar there.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 11:19 PM (QAJGa)

That would REALLY suck because I'm used to normal American measurements.

Hear me assholes? NORMAL American measurements. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:05 PM (CN+Qv)

Don't forget the fact that Joseph and Mary fled to Egypt to escape Herod's death squads, so Baby Jesus was two when Herod died.  That would have made the crucifiction around 27AD or so.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

The Metric system is so much better, with "2-liter bottles".  At least, no one ever has to wonder how many liters are in a 2-liter bottle.

How many cups are there in a 2 liter bottle, I wonder?

chemjeff is silane a by-product of manufacturing silicon? Because computer chips are made out of silicon which is sliced into wafers. And yes, FoxConn is a chip manufacturer, responsible for the chips in Apple devices.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 20, 2011 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah Silanes come about in Silicon production.  And they can use some pretty big distillation columns at those places too.

How many tablespoons of butter in a 1/4 lb stick?

That's what SHE said.

The Metric system is so much better, with "2-liter bottles". At least, no one ever has to wonder how many liters are in a 2-liter bottle.

How many cups are there in a 2 liter bottle, I wonder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2011 11:31 PM (XBM1t)

Of course, nobody knows how big a liter is.

Posted by: Zakn at May 20, 2011 11:32 PM (zyaZ1)

42 and I have no clue.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 20, 2011 11:34 PM (AYNHC)

Wouldn't that be European Litre?

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2011 11:35 PM (9RFH1)

4.  And if I'm high you're not drinking fast enough.

little known Moron fact.

the Grand Canyon is equivalent to 177599539103200  Kegs of Beer

Posted by: GT 5.0 at May 20, 2011 11:34 PM (3W1+C)

Ayep.

Third Rule is...Don't Talk to Commies

----Ramones

I actually have two empty oil barrels in my garage, they're pretty cool.

they'd be even cooler if they were filled with oil.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2011 11:35 PM (9RFH1)

0.00989 acre-feet

Don't forget the fact that Joseph and Mary fled to Egypt to escape Herod's death squads, so Baby Jesus was two when Herod died. That would have made the crucifiction around 27AD or so.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE, Sith Lord of the Refuge at May 20, 2011 11:30 PM (f4gk9)

They don't really say how long after his death they came back, so you can fudge. But yes, the birth could have been earlier than 4 BC. Again, since Herod killed all under the age of two (or 3) presumably if he was right Jesus could have been that old when they fled.

The next boundary is probably when Pilate became governor. He was appointed in 26, so this is the earliest date. He left in 36, so this is the latest, even if you don't buy the '33 years at death" tradition.

How'd the interview go?

Posted by: NC Ref at May 20, 2011 11:17 PM (/izg2)

I think it went well. I was even able to help them with setting up a piece of software they were trying to set up (not directly related to the job though).

They mentioned they were interviewing a number of people though, so I would expect they'll probably make a decision of who to bring back for rd2 on Monday.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 20, 2011 11:38 PM (6BU16)

Maybe you can blame the Cincinnati Milachron company. They invented the machine that makes those bubble bottles, maybe they didn't want to make two models for quarts and liters for sale abroad (and when we converted).

They don't really say how long after his death they came back, so you can fudge. But yes, the birth could have been earlier than 4 BC. Again, since Herod killed all under the age of two (or 3) presumably if he was right Jesus could have been that old when they fled.

The next boundary is probably when Pilate became governor. He was appointed in 26, so this is the earliest date. He left in 36, so this is the latest, even if you don't buy the '33 years at death" tradition.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:38 PM (CN+Qv)

Well they would have had to come back some time before his 12th birthday though.  Since that was when he was talking to the scholars at the temple.

The next boundary is probably when Pilate became governor. He was appointed in 26, so this is the earliest date. He left in 36, so this is the latest, even if you don't buy the '33 years at death" tradition.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:38 PM (CN+Qv)

Geez, you would have thought those damn Romans would have kept better records. According to the old Roman records, so I have heard, the census when Christ was born was held over late spring/early summer, so he was born anywhere from May to July.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 20, 2011 11:19 PM (4nbyM)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 20, 2011 11:37 PM (c0A3e)

Those folks in the comments are disturbed.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2011 11:40 PM (Y1DZt)

Serfdom abolishment was around 1850. Its one of the reasons why they were sympathetic to the North in the Civil War.  I know it was post 1920 in Russia, because of the Asimov story.

The date thing was annoying with England fighting France in the 1700s, with the date switching across the channel, or over in Canada. You see all the "old style" and "new style" dates depending on who wrote the book.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 20, 2011 11:40 PM (gO39k)

Did the illegal drug industry and law enforcement agancies have a summit meeting to agree on using the metric system for standardized weights and measures? 

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2011 11:42 PM (6O8ZQ)

I think they run their distillation columns at temperatures and pressures that are high when you talk to non-engineer/sciencey people too.  So definitely a nice recipe for explosions, especially in a country that might not always be following safety procedures.

Posted by: Peaches at May 20, 2011 11:43 PM (afUO

Psst!  I think it already happened. 

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 20, 2011 11:43 PM (bgcml)

Skim milk is white water. Yick. I went to one percent, but I can't go that far.

Did the illegal drug industry and law enforcement agancies have a summit meeting to agree on using the metric system for standardized weights and measures? 

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2011 11:44 PM (XBM1t)

I think it's a product of the teeny-tiny amount of blow that's required at any one time.  Because pot is in pounds and ounces, like a good ol' red-blooded American entertainment.

Posted by: Peaches at May 20, 2011 11:46 PM (afUO

O_O

Geez, you would have thought those damn Romans would have kept better records. According to the old Roman records, so I have heard, the census when Christ was born was held over late spring/early summer, so he was born anywhere from May to July.

Posted by: GGE, Sith Lord of the Refuge at May 20, 2011 11:42 PM (f4gk9)

Well you know he wasn't born in December. The gospels say the sheperds were out with their sheep at night. They only do that at lambing time, to keep predators from geting at them. That's in the spring, from what I'm told.

Plus if you have to travel distances to get counted, fall (harvest) and winter (bad weather) aren't the times to do it.

Skim milk is white water. Yick. I went to one percent, but I can't go that far.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:46 PM (CN+Qv)

Yeah.  My grandma calls it *sniff* "bluejohn."  But I grew up drinking it, so the hard stuff is more like paint.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at May 20, 2011 11:47 PM (3W1+C)

According to the New Yawk guy, earthquake.

Posted by: Judy the Civil Intellectual at May 20, 2011 11:48 PM (vdfwz)

What do you want us to do Judy, suck the sperm out of a goat like they do in the Middle East just so we can have a white liquid to drink?

Here is Gene Simmons - Benevolent Dictator.  Gotta love how he says it how it is.  He is not a big fan of Unions or Government.  And little did I know he was born in Israel.

http://tiny.cc/3i2pa 

Posted by: Peaches at May 20, 2011 11:46 PM (afUO

well i sure hope so............. thats means most of Moron Nation will make it through.........

Yeah. My grandma calls it *sniff* "bluejohn." But I grew up drinking it, so the hard stuff is more like paint.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 20, 2011 11:49 PM (1fanL)

Its all what you are used to. We were too poor for butter, so we had margarine. Whenever  I have butter, it still seems a little odd tasting.

What do you want us to do Judy, suck the sperm out of a goat like they do in the Middle East just so we can have a white liquid to drink?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 20, 2011 11:49 PM (AYNHC)

Well Chlorosilanes.  You want to reclaim and reuse as much as possible.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at May 20, 2011 11:51 PM (hyDaS)

Why do you think I'm so...careful with my money?

holy shit talk about awesome (right before the apocalypse of course).

So I run my bank account down to $.65 (had some bills and fees and stuff).

I call up Chase bank to see if I can go to an atm and still take out money but just eat the overdraft fee since I needed gas.

The call center guy was from texas, and when I told him how high gas was out here-

he credited me 2 overdraft fees I got hit with at the very beginning of the year, and another service fee, so I have over $70 for gas for the week.

Which should get me to Tuesday, but hey, thats Texan courtesy for you.

Or they just want a good story to laugh about, but either way. I am stunned- stunned- I got fees back from a bank.

MUST be the end of the world then.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at May 20, 2011 11:47 PM (3W1+C)

Kittehs!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2011 11:53 PM (XBM1t)

A fuckload.  Unless you're Charlie Sheen.

Its all what you are used to. We were too poor for butter, so we had margarine. Whenever  I have butter, it still seems a little odd tasting.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2011 11:52 PM (CN+Qv)

Margarine here too.  My parents were on the cutting edge of the "fat is bad" movement.

MUST be the end of the world then.

Posted by: CAC at May 20, 2011 11:54 PM (NtCWV)

Great! Now you did it, were all FUCKED now, FUCKED I tell you!!! Blame it all on CAC!

Posted by: curious at May 20, 2011 11:54 PM (k1rwm)

It was for me, but it seems OK now. Of course that means it will stick on me this time because now were all FUCKED!

heh...

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 20, 2011 11:55 PM (AYNHC)

Yeah...sick, that's it.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 20, 2011 11:57 PM (eKuOw)

Damn straight.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2011 11:54 PM (JMmQ9)

Mr. Purple can cover for you there while you work that out.

Macho Man's album is much better than I remember. In memorium. RIP

I'm glad he was able to settle down with Miss Elizabeth before he went.

Great! Now you did it, were all FUCKED now, FUCKED I tell you!!! Blame it all on CAC!

Posted by: curious at May 20, 2011 11:54 PM (k1rwm)

It was for me, but it seems OK now. Of course that means it will stick on me this time because now were all FUCKED!

heh...

Posted by: GGE, Sith Lord of the Refuge at May 20, 2011 11:57 PM (f4gk9)

Meh, I get blamed for a lot of things. End of the world? I can take it.

Margarine here too. My parents were on the cutting edge of the "fat is bad" movement.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 20, 2011 11:57 PM (1fanL)

With us it was more "expensive is bad"

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2011 11:58 PM (oVQFe)

At work I have Firefox and it sticks, The only issue with IE seems to be that the buttons on top don't work.

Looked it up.  28.35 grams in an ounce.  Did not know that.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:00 AM (NtTkA)

You forgot snowcaps, lightweight.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (CLYmB)

Uninstall IE9?  or reinstall IE8?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:00 AM (NtTkA)

Yeah.......me either.

Meh, I get blamed for a lot of things. End of the world? I can take it.

Posted by: CAC at May 20, 2011 11:59 PM (NtCWV)

You're a stand-up kind of moron CAC, and I hope you make it through the end of the world OK.

I've got bad news for you all.  The rapture has occurred, and you don't even seem to notice.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (CLYmB)

System Restore to before you upgraded to IE 9?  I take it it is the missing buttons that is pissing you off?  If IE9 still has the compatibility view button click that and see if they return.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (CLYmB)

Uninstall IE9? or reinstall IE8?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:02 AM (CN+Qv)

Or, what do you have now, M80s?

363 Uninstall IE9? or reinstall IE8?

Isn't it the same thing?

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (eKuOw)

Tell me about it.

Looked it up.  28.35 grams in an ounce.  Did not know that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (XBM1t)

454 grams in a pound. Approximately 2.2 pounds in a Kilogram. 2.54cm in 1 inch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2011 11:53 PM (XBM1t)

Weekdays, sure.  Weekends . . . meh.

M80s - there's a little broken file button in the search/url box. Punch it, and the buttons work again.

Posted by: Zakn at May 21, 2011 12:03 AM (zyaZ1)

448 in a pound, for those who slung it.

_{^{Macho Man's album is much better than I remember. In memorium. RIP}}

_{^{I'm glad he was able to settle down with Miss Elizabeth before he went.}}

_{^{Posted by: Z Ryan at May 20, 2011 11:58 PM (tsC/}}

Miss Elizabeth died in 03 when she and Lex Luger were all hopped up on Oxy.

Weekdays, sure.  Weekends . . . meh.

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:05 AM (afUO

Hello, Goddess.  You look WINNING! this evening.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:00 AM (NtTkA).

 me either but that sure sounded alot like what i remember from younger days.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:08 AM (NtTkA)

I mean damn.  Especially when you're young enough to still have elevated levels of testosterone.  That shit is a powerful drug.

It just looks awful. I primarily use FF but I do use IE for streaming. This layout is rather strange and it seems more trouble than it's worth.

Hello, Goddess.  You look WINNING! this evening.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 21, 2011 12:07 AM (1fanL)

I bet you say that to all the pantsless girls. 

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:08 AM (NtTkA)

makes you 10 feet tall and bulletproof.

It just looks awful. I primarily use FF but I do use IE for streaming. This layout is rather strange and it seems more trouble than it's worth.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 21, 2011 12:09 AM (CLYmB)

The latest firefox looks a lot like IE9 does now. Meh,

I bet you say that to all the pantsless girls. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:09 AM (afUO

Usually when it gets to that point I've said all I needed to...and from there on out all I have to do is hummmmmmm

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 21, 2011 12:10 AM (JMmQ9)

Have they even heard of Jesus?  It used to bug me that some folks were doomed to an eternity in Hell because they hadn't even heard of Jesus.  Actually, it still does.

Oh, I see how to downgrade.

Thank you for the assistance.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 21, 2011 12:01 AM (f4gk9)

Damn you GGE!  That's twice in a row you've gotten me.  My first thought was hoping that Gushka's horse was better and she had taken a night ride.....

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:11 AM (7mSYS)

Pot, blow, whiskey, and pantsless 'Ettes.  Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:11 AM (7mSYS)

Salvage ops, zombie slaying...you know, the usual post-apocalyptic drill.

_{^{Posted by: tcn at May 21, 2011 12:06 AM (QuGK2)}}

I think the guy behind this theory says that it will be a rolling thing. It would start in one time zone then move to the next, that way everyone in the later time zones can actually get their shit together.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 20, 2011 10:48 PM (c0A3e)

I think it's an afterlife that we all created for each other.

Or purgatory, whatever. I'm just a TV writer.

I think the guy behind this theory says that it will be a rolling thing. It would start in one time zone then move to the next, that way everyone in the later time zones can actually get their shit together.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 21, 2011 12:13 AM (eKuOw)

Well that's really crappy for the boats crossing the international dateline on their way back to the US.

I think the guy behind this theory says that it will be a rolling thing. It would start in one time zone then move to the next, that way everyone in the later time zones can actually get their shit together.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 21, 2011 12:13 AM (eKuOw)

That hardly fits with his theory that that instant X zillion seconds after crucifixion has cosmic significance

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:14 AM (7mSYS)

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 21, 2011 12:12 AM (tsC/

6PM Eastern, 5PM Central. You're due to be completely screwed an hour early.

Damn you GGE!  That's twice in a row you've gotten me.  My first thought was hoping that Gushka's horse was better and she had taken a night ride.....

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 21, 2011 12:12 AM (/izg2)

My pony is made of steel. Whadayasay fat girl, wanna take a ride?

_{^{don't judge me}}

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 21, 2011 12:14 AM (GORrG)

It's a toy.  An iPod Maxi.  I want a keyboard and a mouse, and I want you to GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!

Rapture: May 21
End of the World: October 21

I'm sure the ONT will remain very active in those 5 between months.

so it hits at 6 EST here.........  trying to figure out what time to start drinking hard............

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:17 AM (7mSYS)

Why the delay? Gabriel need to file some forms or something?

Why the delay? Gabriel need to file some forms or something?

he's gotta do an environmental impact study

I'm sure the ONT will remain very active in those 5 between months.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 21, 2011 12:16 AM (tsC/

Not if Pixy's Gerbils were good little guys

so it hits at 6 EST here.........  trying to figure out what time to start drinking hard............

Posted by: Racefan at May 21, 2011 12:17 AM (E9Tuy)

I'm starting now to avoid the rush.

OMG, GGE is talkin' dirty.  I like it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:17 AM (afUO

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 21, 2011 12:18 AM (6BU16)

Strangers in the night, hm hm hm hmmm hmmm...

Why the delay? Gabriel need to file some forms or something?

he's gotta do an environmental impact study

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:19 AM (7mSYS)

I read a short short SF story where Gabriel blows and nothing happens because they arrived a day late.

You're a stand-up kind of moron CAC, and I hope you make it through the end of the world OK.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 21, 2011 12:03 AM (f4gk9)

My SuperVolvo will save me.

Or I will just grab onto Erinn's cleavage when she rises.

I could hide in there actually.

I suggest you find Christina Hendricks before Wyatt Earp does.

Big boobs are a great hiding place from the Lord, because he's too busy admiring his greatest creations to notice you wriggling between em.

Why the delay? Gabriel need to file some forms or something?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:18 AM (CN+Qv)

It will take that long for Lucifer and Michael to get their meat suits to say "Yes."  Then Armageddon begins in a cemetary in Kansas.  Which happens to look a lot like Vancouver Canada.

Posted by: Zakn at May 21, 2011 12:19 AM (zyaZ1)

That's what the eeeevil empire wants it to do.  Kiss your privacy goodbye, sucker!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:14 AM (7mSYS)

I heard a C-130 flying overhead into Langley exactly at midnight....I wouldn't expect angels to use prop planes to pick up all the enraptured...unfortunately, thanks to all the Baptists in my neighborhood, if the Rapture comes, I'm sure my house value will go down even more.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:20 AM (7mSYS)

Thats not their sin. We aren't muslims.

Well that's really crappy for the boats crossing the international dateline on their way back to the US.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2011 12:15 AM (oVQFe)

For them, it'll be like The Langoliers.

It will take that long for Lucifer and Michael to get their meat suits to say "Yes."  Then Armageddon begins in a cemetary in Kansas.  Which happens to look a lot like Vancouver Canada.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2011 12:21 AM (oVQFe)

Not to mention, the Four Bikers of the Apocalypse were all hanging out in Britain for some reason or another.

Posted by: Zakn

Crap! I forgot to turn it on.  I'm going to the game June 27.

For them, it'll be like The Langoliers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2011 12:22 AM (XBM1t)

That could've been a great movie.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 21, 2011 12:24 AM (6BU16)

Gotta sleep pass out sometime.

^{Well that's really crappy for the boats crossing the international dateline on their way back to the US.}

^{Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2011 12:15 AM (oVQFe)} 

^{That hardly fits with his theory that that instant X zillion seconds after crucifixion has cosmic significance}

^{Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:15 AM (CN+Qv)}

I don't think people who are batshit crazy take things like this into account. It doesn't fit their narrative.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:26 AM (7mSYS)

Tiny horns + vampire fangs = Succubus.

I don't think people who are batshit crazy take things like this into account. It doesn't fit their narrative.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 21, 2011 12:27 AM (eKuOw)

Crazy is one thing. Inconsistent and Crazy is just lazy.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:23 AM (7mSYS)

I never made it to Boy Scout but I did make it to Webelo. Be prepared, my friend. My Arrow of Light needs to be maintained.

Posted by: chemjeff

Try to ease her into it by offering, "Just the tip."

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 21, 2011 12:24 AM (6BU16)

Gotta sleep pass out sometime.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 21, 2011 12:25 AM (f4gk9)

bepends on what day it is......... but this is a big day, i dont it to start unless i have been.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde

Good book.

I never made it to Boy Scout but I did make it to Webelo. Be prepared, my friend. My Arrow of Light needs to be maintained.

Posted by: jcjimi - still at work but preparing at May 21, 2011 12:28 AM (ay6+/)

Huh?  Aren't those the things that wobble but don't fall down?

Huh? Aren't those the things that wobble but don't fall down?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 21, 2011 12:29 AM (1fanL)

Its worse. Its short for "We Be Loyal Scouts"

Total suckage.

Its worse. Its short for "We Be Loyal Scouts"

Total suckage.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:30 AM (CN+Qv)

Now that I didn't know.  And I'm glad.

Posted by: CDR M at May 21, 2011 12:32 AM (5I8G0)

A devout gerbil?

Huh?  Aren't those the things that wobble but don't fall down?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 21, 2011 12:29 AM (1fanL)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 12:26 AM (7mSYS)

NOOOOOO!!!!! I love your date questions.  I pretty much live for them.  Please, chemjeff, this might be your last chance . . . .

bepends on what day it is......... but this is a big day, i dont it to start unless i have been.

Posted by: Racefan at May 21, 2011 12:29 AM (E9Tuy)

Threadwinner!!

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 21, 2011 12:08 AM (NtTkA)

OTOH, I have had someone SPILL his damned bong on the carpet, and that did make me want to kick someone's ass.

Crazy is one thing. Inconsistent and Crazy is just lazy.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:28 AM (CN+Qv)

Yeah, cause teh crayzee should be cataloged and cross-referenced just so the rest of us can keep up with it.

I'm out roonz and roonettez, early day tomorrow, I have to de-camp the Refuge at 07 to meet up with the rest of the club for the convoy to the car show. Anyone in or around Burlington NC tomorrow should stop by and check it out. Look for my little Firefly wherever the Heart of Carolina Mustang Club cars are parked and mention that whoever drives it must be a real moron, I'll buy you a drink (more than one if you are an 'ette)

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: Racefan at May 21, 2011 12:36 AM (E9Tuy)

Our boyscout troop were total Ruffians.

OTOH, I have had someone SPILL his damned bong on the carpet, and that did make me want to kick someone's ass.

Posted by: tcn at May 21, 2011 12:37 AM (QuGK2)

And spilling whiskey would not?

After all, youre wasting the drink.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 21, 2011 12:36 AM (GORrG)

You're ghey???  NTTAWRT

OTOH, I have had someone SPILL his damned bong on the carpet, and that did make me want to kick someone's ass.

Posted by: tcn at May 21, 2011 12:37 AM (QuGK2)

Yeah, that's a big party foul.  You can avoid it (or mitigate it) by changing out the water compulsively, but most stoners let it get blacknasty.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 21, 2011 12:37 AM (6BU16)

What if the shoes go with the worthy folk? They like shoes too.

Yeah, that's a big party foul.  You can avoid it (or mitigate it) by changing out the water compulsively paranoididly, but most stoners let it get blacknasty.

I guess they forget?

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:40 AM (afUO

One of these days when you see an ad for FUBAR's Patented Spillproof Bong, you know it was me.

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:40 AM (afUO

Since then, the rule is, take that shit outside. Only the sun has the power to kill that stench.

Posted by: tcn at May 21, 2011 12:41 AM (QuGK2)

Not even Mary Magdeline nice shoes?

One of these days when you see an ad for FUBAR's Patented Spillproof Bong, you know it was me.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 21, 2011 12:42 AM (1fanL)

Is that like a sippy cup for stoners?

Posted by: Peaches

She's preparing her army of the damned.

Our boyscout troop were total Ruffians.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:37 AM (CN+Qv)

we were to but we would always catch and cook something........

I read a short short SF story where Gabriel blows and nothing happens because they arrived a day late.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:20 AM (CN+Qv)

OK, I laughed and I'm very sorry.

Is that like a sippy cup for stoners?

Posted by: tcn at May 21, 2011 12:43 AM (QuGK2)

I'm stealing that.

OK maybe I don't understand the silicon chip manufacturing process then, my understanding is they melt sand and purify it in a number of steps and a silicon crystal is grown which is called an ingot, then ingot is cut into individual slices called wafers which are about 1mm thick. the wafers are polished and then the circuits are imprinted on them. etc.

Is silane a byproduct of melting the sand to extract and purify the silicon?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at May 21, 2011 12:43 AM (6BU16)

We can see bibi's circle of hell - a shoe department with no shoes in it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:44 AM (afUO

Eagle raptor or Veloci raptor cool?

^{Crazy is one thing. Inconsistent and Crazy is just lazy.}

^{Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2011 12:28 AM (CN+Qv)}

These guys are the truthers of the liberal world, they keep changing the shit up as they go along.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2011 12:46 AM (4Kl5M)

Your own?  Amateur.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2011 12:46 AM (4Kl5M)

The check is in the mail.

Beware the Raptor. They can open doors.

"Clever girl." -Jesus Christ, THE BIBLE

Posted by: Zakn at May 21, 2011 12:47 AM (zyaZ1)

Vapor deposition.

Is silane a byproduct of melting the sand to extract and purify the silicon?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 21, 2011 12:44 AM (RZ8pf)

I don't think the two are related. A silane is a silica-ized hydrocarbon, whereas the ingot is pure Silicon.

I think you make the silane to use for something else.

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:44 AM (afUO

Nah, Obama made the air force kill that remember.

Yup, lotsa people in LA are among the chosen.  Like, maybe, two.  SigAlert!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 21, 2011 12:52 AM (afUO

Damn you beat me to it.

I hate to leave early, but the same busy life that's been keeping me away from the ONT lately has also been keeping me away from the drawing board. So I gotta go keep practiced.

G'night. Have a good Rapture tomorrow, and whoever hits 666, may God have mercy on your soul.

It's silicon not silicone, they are different substances. Chips are pure silicon.

But after more research on the web I see that silane is used as a masking agent  on the chip (simplified) or for interconnects.

Wasn't there supposed to be some massive traffic issue in LA this weekend because of the closure of a highway or something?

Or am I hallucinating random traffic disturbances?

Wasn't there supposed to be some massive traffic issue in LA this weekend because of the closure of a highway or something?

Or am I hallucinating random traffic disturbances?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 21, 2011 12:59 AM (RZ8pf)

they are closing a highway. I'm not sure if tis this weekend or some other one.

Posted by: Some Libtard writer I can't remember at May 21, 2011 01:05 AM (zyaZ1)

He opened a doorway to purgatory and absorbed all the souls there?

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2011 01:18 AM (oVQFe)

Can't be. I'm here.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 21, 2011 01:36 AM (YxBuk)

That guy is a genius!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 21, 2011 01:36 AM (YxBuk)

Well , you can make up your own rules. He did.

That guy is a genius!
_________

The hard part of the job is the constant sinning and debauchery so that he can be certain he won't be raptured and will therefore be around to take care of the pets.

The hard part of the job is the constant sinning and debauchery so that he can be certain he won't be raptured and will therefore be around to take care of the pets.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 21, 2011 01:45 AM (6fER6)

I'm pretty sure conning people out of their money is plenty of sin to keep him on the ground.

“By calling for a return to the pre-1967 borders, President Obama has directly undermined her,” Hatch said of Israel. “Rather than stand by Israel against consistent unprovoked aggression by longtime supporters of terrorism, President Obama is rewarding those who threaten Israel’s very right to exist. This is not only ridiculous, but dangerous.”

Here's the gist of Camping's calculation: He believes Christ was crucified on April 1, 33 A.D., exactly 722,500 days before May 21, 2011...

Uh, oh. I get 722,499 (really). 21MAY2011 is 722,499 days after 01APR0033, but if you count the number of days from 01APR0033 to 21MAY2011 (inclusive) you get 722,500. (It works kind of like how Wednesday is two days after Monday, but Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are three days.) Sounds to me like he wants 722,500 days, to the hour, after a certain time on 01APR0033, so that would be that same hour on 22MAY2011.

So, anyway, if the rapture comes a day late you heard it here first!

Posted by: curious at May 21, 2011 02:10 AM (k1rwm)

Keep on reading and researching.  You're on the right track.  I'll watch some Mel Gibson pron The Patriot on USA and crash out.  Got a big day of beer sampling and brewery touring tomorrow.

Did you remember about the calendar change in uh, uh, uh, 1752?? Is 01APR0033 by the new calendar or the old one?

Did you remember about the calendar change in uh, uh, uh, 1752?? Is 01APR0033 by the new calendar or the old one?

Sir, these are precise calculations from scripture, Sir! _{so probably not}

Posted by: Zakn at May 21, 2011 03:14 AM (zyaZ1)

3-hours?  You call that dead?

3-hours?  You call that dead?

Posted by: Lazarus at May 21, 2011 03:15 AM (6neGz)

*fish bump*

Oh, hey everyone, I'm just about to take off from my pad, so hope you're all ready.

And since I can not afford post-Rapture gardening service, I did water my plants one last time ... with water, even.

water...like from the toilet?

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2011 03:24 AM (L9W0l)

Oh, don't worry about it.  You're gonna have another opportunity to water you plants.  Jus'sayin'.

*you're not getting in*

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2011 03:42 AM (L9W0l

You got it, then yada yada yada.......those aren't buoys!!!!!!!

Saw a common ground squirrel drop out of my pine tree this morning,

so that's how it starts?

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2011 03:56 AM (L9W0l)

Amen to that. If I had one of those 99 bottles left right now I'd toast to that. But back to reality, as beatable as Obama is right now, the GOP has found a way to find the only group of candidates who could possibly lose to him. 

Ooops,

The hidden bottle of Meyers Rum is found.....

I'll be back...soon?...devil help ya all...

641

Fine and dandy...engaged we be

You said you'd love me 'til the stars fell from the sky
Frankly, dear, I'm worried as I look up in the air tonight
The stars are fallin' on the city
The stars are landin' everywhere
Crashin' into the buildings and, ya know, it's messing up my hair
You said you'd love me and I'm asking myself why
You'd say you'll love me 'til the stars fell from the sky.
-- Eggplant, Sad Astrology

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2011 04:00 AM (L9W0l)

How do you know so much about ground squirrels? Sadly, I actually had to look up that last line since I haven't seen that movie in a long time.....hangs head in shame

So who is it then to stop yer plaintiff wailing...

say THE NAME!!!

Look Red is I the color of

so she name , so we are!

I am actually pretty surprised that this quackpot's prediction has got so much coverage. Really the only difference between him and the guy on the street corner yelling about "The End is Near!" is the budget.

I still maintain it is a marketing campaign for something.

649

caught me first, and late to the game, bur good to see ya none the less.

I still maintain it is a marketing campaign for something.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 21, 2011 04:11 AM (QU+WE)

I heard the same guy predicted the end back in 94. My guess is come 2020 this guy will come back again, make the same prediction, and say "Oh no, this time it's REALLLLLLLY happening........trust me." 

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 21, 2011 04:14 AM (/9ciG)

Possibly...but there are really, truly idiots out there. Just look at Slow Joe Biden. I only wish that were an act....but he is actually second in line...sigh 

I'm humming a tune by Rickie Lee Jones...

sounds like...

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2011 04:16 AM (L9W0l)

Ahhhh....but that fit the MFM narrative. I guess this whole rapture thing fit the bill to point at someone and say "You so crazy!" 

I want to post to a grand,

I'll share hard from the never in a million years chest of putz-o-rama if you will pinky-swear to help push this bus up the grade,,,

Ah, well. You win some, you lose some.

I'm humming a tune by Rickie Lee Jones... sounds like...

Whenever I make mac and cheese, some of the mac cements itself to the bottom of the pan.

Chuck E Cheese' in Love ...

674

GGGGRRRRRRR. do not sppittttifhth on

I was thinking "Last Chance Texeco" in honor of the rapture and all....

675

 You up late because....no flame and no game...jus askin

So we will be effortless, in these transitions from topic to topic, brush kiss to dagger slashes all in the name of the M&M  haute culture....

I'm so in...and BRING IT!! I sense very hot  &M presense tonight!!!!

Wait,,

has rum...wait IS rum a thingy ,,,,wait

In my arm is clasped the Rod!

To the world I protect thee.

So the power given thus

To no one I do bow

The Kingston trio were (sadly) drugged by the Soc/Marx doctrine of the 50's and 60's...they never recovered and all are dead with their collective delusions to the grave...so sad they never knew the TRUTH

so sad......

689

DING<  DING<  DING!

I suppose this thread is kinda dead (from non-Rapute causes) but, yes.

One way to work it is to start with how many days in 400years (because that's how long it takes for the calendar to repeat). 400*365+100 leap year days - 3 leap year days skipped in years divisible by 100, bot not 400) = 146097. The change in 1752 (or various other years, in other countries) was to account for those 3 days every 400 years, BTW.

Multiply by 5 to get 2000 years = 730485. So that's how many days until 01APR2033. The 22 years between 2033 and 2011 have leap year days in 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, and 2032, so to roll back to 01APR2011 you need to subtract 22*365+6 = 8036. 730485 - 8036 - 722449.

We need 51 more days. April has 30 days, so 01MAY2011 is 722479 days after 01APR0033.

We still need 21 days after 01MAY2011, which brings us to...

22MAY2011.

Never leave the end of the world to an evangelist.

Looks like a halloween card just as a witch and ghost and you have it