June 25, 2011
— Open Blogger Ah yeah! Saturday night is here and it's time for another ONT. I got a ton of stuff so let's just get it on!
First up, this squirrel seems to have caught the disco fevah. A few decades too late but hey, you never know when it'll come back.
Mr. Weiner just tweeted he's jealous. Weiner, weiner.
Speaking of Weiner, here's an updated video summary of this sordid saga.
Saturday PSA, Disco Style
Interesting PSA from the American Heart Association starring Ken Jeong. I'm not sure Disco can save lives but those ladies sure can.
Who is this masked bandit?
Now I know why Chemjeff was late to the ONT last night. Nice running shoes. So chemjeff, what did the coppers want?
Those crazy youths.
I don't know which is worse. This story about ten friends that decided upon graduation from high school to get fitting jigsaw puzzle tattoos (can't tell if they'll fit from the photos)....
OR
This story about extreme body manipulation in Japan where youngins have saline solution injected into their faces to make them look like vampires or somethin.
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I'm thinkin' story 2 is worse. I hope that crap stays in Japan.
Cosmetic Firearms?
I have no idea why one would want one of these instead of the real thing but hey, to each their own. Here we have a Dutch Jewelry Designer starting something called cosmetic firearms. I'll let the description speak for itself but for the amount of money you are spending, you could buy a whole lot of real firepower and ammo to boot!
These guns which bear strikingly close resemblance to real weapons are actually functional storages for personal belongings and beauty accessories. They have been made in two varieties; Dior 001 (white) and the Chanel 001(black), which has items dedicated to these fashion brands. The Dior 001, priced at around $11,500, has a Dior lip gloss, antique hairpin, 18 carat gold toothpick, a vile of perfume, a 50 gram 24 carat gold bar, a USB stick and a Viagra pill. On the other hand, the black Channel 001 has similar accessories from the brand but is priced higher at $17,000 apiece. For creating these fashion firearms, the designs were initially produced on the 3D printer, to get a detailed view of the structure, before being retrofitted with hand-crafted 18 carat gold components. In case the various accessories in the guns run out, NotenÂ’s studio is place to go for the refills. However, storage remains a responsibility of the customer, who might want a special holster or carrying case for these devices.
Obligatory Caturday Story/Video
Ah, it is Caturday isn't. Here's a little story about Dusty the Cat Burglar aka The Klepto Cat. You know CA is goin' down the crapper when even the kittehs are stealin'!
The Cereal Killer
This is a great short little action film titled The Cereal Killer.
Strange Animal Adaptations
Here's a list of 6 Seriously Strange Animal Adaptations.
The male anglerfish is drastically smaller than the female and he does not have a glowing lure on his head and many are so stunted that they canÂ’t eat at all, which means he has to find a female ASAP if he wants to survive. So the male quickly finds a female, bites down on her side and releases an enzyme that dissolves the skin of his mouth and a little of her body so the two can fuse together. Slowly the male atrophies until all that is left of him is a pair of gonads which release sperm whenever the femaleÂ’s hormones announce that eggs are being released. Scientists have found some anglerfish females with as many as 8 pairs of male gonads attached to their side.
Serena Williams Plays The Race Card.
Serena Williams plays the race card. Sports reporter takes it hook, line and sinker. So she's bitchin' about the French Open champion playing on Centre Court while she had to play at Court 2. Big deal. Serena hasn't played much this year and was only ranked #7 for the tournament. Na Li is ranked #3 and had more buzz about her match. Quit bitchin' and just play. BTW, it was a nice pile on with the reporter with his jibberish of how the rich, racist, snobby Brits run Wimbledon. You'd think a reporter would actually dig a little more into how they actually pick the one woman's match of the day on Centre Court but then if he had, it wouldn't have fit the racist meme he was pushing.
The 10 Most Secure Locations.
The 10 Most Secure Locations On The Planet. Fort Knox is super, duper secure since we can't even have an audit done there.
A commercial with a horror twist.
Here's a commercial I would've never thought I would see. Rob Zombie directing a Woolite commercial.
Jessica Rabbit?
Obligatory War Pron Vid
Now a lot of you picked the A-10 as your plane of choice. In honor of that, I present to you a short video of what an A-10 can do.
OK, OK, here's another kitteh for ya!
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Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2011 06:06 PM (igASc)
What is wrong with people? (this can apply to multiple stories tonight)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 06:07 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: pumpkin seed at June 25, 2011 06:08 PM (4nxhP)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 25, 2011 06:08 PM (igASc)
Fixed for sweet sweet accuracy!
Evening all.
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:08 PM (TFxd0)
No, he's on his regular bed.
Posted by: Fidel Castro at June 25, 2011 06:09 PM (igASc)
JR has made several lists of top cartoon Femme Fatales; her popularity is unquestionable. There's even a part in an unedited version of Who Framed Rodger Rabbit where she flashed the audience. Srsly.
In the first NES game Who Framed Rodger Rabbit (made by that God-awful LJN - "Laughing Joke n' Numbnuts), when you first meet JR, the game gives you a phone number. At first, people thought you'd have to use the number in-game at a telephone somewhere. However, you were actually supposed to call the number IRL to get game tips. If you look this up on YouTube, several people have tried this number over the past few years and it calls some pron hotline.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:09 PM (c0A3e)
Nice ont CDR M. Can't wait to win all your money in FF.
Uh, I kid. Cocky Smelt hasn't worked out for me lately, fantasy league wise.
Anyhoo,
Hi.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 25, 2011 06:10 PM (PZOQu)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 06:10 PM (DKV43)
Crysis 2 is really good, though. Just got it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2011 06:11 PM (igASc)
Yes, it is impregnable, unless you're Goldfinger.
2. Cheyenne Mountain
Better than Fort Knox, but ultimately bad because this is where Skynet is. John Conner's Tech-Com forces will pay heavily in the future breaching this place and shutting down the "machine god" for good.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
Re: the face manipulation. WTF!!!! Jesus H Christ on roller skates, that's gonna give me nightmares!
Posted by: jewells45 at June 25, 2011 06:14 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CDR M at June 25, 2011 10:13 PM (5I8G0)
Right on. Well I'm down for a money or for fun league.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 25, 2011 06:14 PM (DgySM)
Isn't that the one where the Norks take over the US ala Red Dawn?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
We'll see Delta, we'll see. I need to work with Ben on the FF league. He's got way more experience at it than I do!
I think we should do the pick'em the same as last year. 3 leagues each, 50 teams per league, 300 total morons. I don't think that will be a problem.
However, I'm not sure how you want to work the betting for the regular FF league
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 06:15 PM (DKV43)
Opaeration Grand Slam will be a complete success. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to separate my gold from Mr. Solo.
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at June 25, 2011 06:15 PM (igASc)
So I say: I'll go retreive the ball Mr. President", and he responds that "any ball sliced that far deserves to be lost forever"
I responded: "Mr. President, any ball sliced that far deserves to be kept as a momento.."
Posted by: Secret Agent Caddy at June 25, 2011 06:15 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 25, 2011 06:16 PM (Z71Vg)
Oh, for gaming morons out there, avoid Homefront at all costs. Easily one of the worst games i've ever played
Isn't that the one where the Norks take over the US ala Red Dawn?
Yeah, the story line is insanely stupid, but that's the least of the problems with the game.
The two biggest issues are this. You're player is almost always fighting into the sun. You know how when you're driving to the east early in the morning and the suns glare makes it hard to see? Well you're playing with tha for almos the entire game.
The other issue? It takes like an hour to beat. It's only 3-4 levels long.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 06:17 PM (DKV43)
Just saying. She was/is sexy with class.
Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at June 25, 2011 06:17 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: beedubya at June 25, 2011 06:17 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Richard at June 25, 2011 06:18 PM (qSBEX)
So if you collect all 10, you can make a complete puzzle with them?
Jigsaw from the Saw series will be quite pleased.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:18 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Alex at June 25, 2011 06:19 PM (x40U+)
I haven't scanned the link yet, but I'm guessing that Paris Hilton's hoo-hah isn't on the list of The Ten Most Secure Locations
It's guarded by multiple layers of STDs.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 06:20 PM (DKV43)
That place where the Allspark was stored in Transformers 2. It took approximately 3 minutes for the Decepticons to locate, infiltrate, and liberate the Allspark from that facility.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:21 PM (c0A3e)
I'm sorry, but that movie sucked all around. And Megan Fox is a terrible actress . . . and a c-word to boot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2011 06:23 PM (igASc)
Posted by: garrett feeling shame at June 25, 2011 06:23 PM (44nl/)
Nah, half-watching Demolition Man. The parallels to what the libs are doing to us are annoying.
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:24 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: garrett feeling shame at June 25, 2011 10:23 PM
Uhh Yeah.
Why?
Posted by: Those two girls at June 25, 2011 06:24 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:25 PM (TFxd0)
Just finished watching the Union win again. First place, baby! Heard the U.S. was up 2-0, but the filthy Mexicans came back to tie.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2011 06:25 PM (igASc)
Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if I had an easy excuse for anything bad that happened to me. It must really erode the soul, having that ready excuse available.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 25, 2011 06:25 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: garrett feeling shame at June 25, 2011 06:26 PM (44nl/)
What is everyone drinking?
Coffee. I'm watching a bunch of teenagers.
Posted by: arhooley at June 25, 2011 06:26 PM (4MSJ1)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 25, 2011 06:27 PM (KOAYS)
Yes. Even many of the action scenes were boring and incoherent.
A lot of the problems Transformers 2 had were probably due to Michael Bay not only directing the movie but also writing major portions of it (during the 2008 Writer's Strike). I don't have much hope for the 3rd movie, although there may be a glimmer of a chance it might not suck completely as Megan Fox is out and MB didn't write most of this movie.
Megan Fox...you had such a chance to make it really big if you had even a modicum of talent and common sense. Given her current film fare though, it's safe to say her 15 minutes have long expired.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Journalist now drunk on bourbon at June 25, 2011 06:28 PM (REFaj)
Posted by: mpfs at June 25, 2011 06:29 PM (N+DQ1)
You're just saying that because you don't know how to use the three seashells,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:29 PM (c0A3e)
Nah. I only mentioned it because don't usually get those sorts of thing popping up, but I'm sure I don't have my browser optimally set to avoid it. I don't think it did anything bad to my computer.
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:29 PM (TFxd0)
It's funny you should mention that. I've used a bidet. It ain't nearly as satisfying as a good wipe!
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:31 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 25, 2011 06:31 PM (KOAYS)
Posted by: mpfs at June 25, 2011 10:29 PM (N+DQ1)
Women say I look just like him..
..if they're really, really drunk and not wearing their glasses
Posted by: beedubya at June 25, 2011 06:32 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 25, 2011 06:34 PM (GUxTi)
Ed -
What kind of Drop are you running from your saddle to your bars?
I'm putting a new fork on my Kestrel and I know little to nothing about Road fit. Right now I have 3 1/2" of drop and it is too much. Definitely compromising my comfort level.
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2011 06:34 PM (44nl/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 06:34 PM (JMmQ9)
Merlot, but I had a long day today, so I am heading for bed.
Just stopped by to say hello to the morons.
Posted by: Miss Marple at June 25, 2011 06:35 PM (Fo83G)
The statists view 2012 as make or break. So do we.
The mainstream media perceive that their survival is tied to Obama and have willingly become an arm of the Democrat party.
The internet comprises a parallel news propagation system that increasingly supplants the mainstream media and limits its influence.
In the next 16 months, various plays will be made to limit and manage the content of the internet
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 25, 2011 06:36 PM (C0Z3w)
Only one? Surely they can provide a few more of those per "case", at a 11,500 base price.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at June 25, 2011 06:37 PM (N+DQ1)
Anti-Freeze with a lemon wedge.
Posted by: Idiot Girl Who Got Puzzle Tattoo at June 25, 2011 06:37 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)
I'm watching The Expendables. Not bad, love the soundtrack and Jason Statham. Yum.
Good flick and yeah.. Statham... yummy.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 25, 2011 06:38 PM (Z71Vg)
Not drinking yet, still technically "working" even though no work is coming in. Otherwise, it's gonna be Miller Lite.
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 06:38 PM (819f8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 06:38 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:39 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2011 06:40 PM (44nl/)
And I thought I was a party-pooper,
. For shame, Y-not, for shame! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Idiot Girl Who Got Puzzle Tattoo at June 25, 2011 06:42 PM (DKV43)
I hope that crap stays in Japan.
Nope. I've seen some pretty freaky manipulation and piercings and I can tell you that stuff is gonna fly here in the U.S.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 25, 2011 06:44 PM (a2Jmu)
Report: Hezbollah moves missiles from Syria to Lebanon, fearing fall of Assad regime http://bit.ly/jTLgkf
First way - this will weaken Hezbollah as they cannot as fully rely on Syrian support.
Second way - more of Hezbollah's quasi-advanced toys are away from the more saner Syrian command-and-control networks and into the hands of a man (Hassan Nasrallah) who may have an outlook on life similar to Ahmedinejad's. That is, if you destroy Israel and cause world-wide chaos, the Madhi will come.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 06:48 PM (c0A3e)
Why did I catch them? I was a boy. One of the jobs of being a boy is to catch anything that moves. It's right there in the job description.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 06:49 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 06:49 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: Dick_Nixon at June 25, 2011 06:52 PM (kYICy)
The Pirates have beaten the Red Sox 2 nights in a row. They can sweep them tomorrow. They are currently 2 games above .500. As a Pirate fan I'm a little stunned. Usually by this point in the season they are 40 games under .500. They actually look like a pro baseball team. Weird and kind of scary. I keep expecting to see the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping down the road.
Posted by: stillers at June 25, 2011 06:56 PM (XNuRj)
Posted by: charliebrownsdildo at June 25, 2011 06:57 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 25, 2011 06:58 PM (a2Jmu)
Crysis 2 is really good, though
hmmmm, i'm not sure
the aliens are definately better but the city fighting is dumb, also it needs more shootgun round pick ups
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 06:58 PM (R7NIt)
Posted by: Juji Fruit at June 25, 2011 06:59 PM (0fzsA)
oh, and sorry cdr but the most secure place is in hawaii at the state office of birth records
yeah i went there
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 06:59 PM (R7NIt)
Ever see one of Rob Zombie's movies such as House of a 1000 Corpses or the Halloween Reboot?
The man likes his horror movie homages, but he's a bit...disturbed, heh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Demolition Man. The parallels to what the libs are doing to us are annoying.
I predict that it will eventually be illegal to sell or own a copy of it. I'm stunned you can still buy it or catch it on cable.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 25, 2011 07:01 PM (a2Jmu)
"My history is a little hazy, Cassius, but shouldn't the barbarians lose the battle of Carthage?"
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2011 07:03 PM (DprFb)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:03 PM (T7eUJ)
hello world.
I think that saline BS is already happening in the US. To me the most horrific of the body "art" is the hooks in the back that they then attach to ropes and spin around with. It was a rite of passage of a Native American tribe so it's got to be cool, right?
Up next, respect diversity, scalp a neighbor.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)
It is heavily edited.
Hysterically, so. The running gag about the verbal morality act is unrecognizable for all the language edits.
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:03 PM (TFxd0)
House of 1000 Corpses is a great flick, it realy captured that 70's drive thru vibe, a lot batter than anything Tarantino did.
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 07:04 PM (9RFH1)
The name's Craig, Mrs Craig: Rachel Weisz 'secretly marries James Bond star Daniel Craig in undercover ceremony'
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)
Her status as a player lower-ranked than the one who got center court?
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:04 PM (TFxd0)
I'm not clicking any more of those links. I feel less sane just for having read that. Figure if Chavez is dead, he'll probably still be dead tomorrow. Although Zombie Castro might be able to help him out with that.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 25, 2011 07:06 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 07:06 PM (9RFH1)
The Pirates have beaten the Red Sox 2 nights in a row. They can sweep them tomorrow. They are currently 2 games above .500. As a Pirate fan I'm a little stunned. Usually by this point in the season they are 40 games under .500. They actually look like a pro baseball team. Weird and kind of scary. I keep expecting to see the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping down the road.
they'll screw it up. They always do.
Posted by: Idiot Girl Who Got Puzzle Tattoo at June 25, 2011 07:06 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 25, 2011 10:22 PM (owhbK)
Bombay Sapphire martini earlier, riesling now (stir fry for dinner).
Speaking of secure locations, I loved SG-1 and wish it was still on the air.
My kitteh has developed an addiction for coffee. I can't leave my cup unattended.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 07:06 PM (otfJ1)
good pgis is here and i need advice from moronettes with boys
okay, i need to pass on advice to a friend who is a single mom with a 14yo son
she was looking though his iphone messages and saw that not only was he sending very graphic sexual texts but yesterday sent junk pics
what should she do? and yeah, this is real
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 07:07 PM (R7NIt)
I also am sick and fuckin' tired of everything being labeled as racist.
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 07:07 PM (819f8)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 07:08 PM (otfJ1)
I haven't watched TV since election night 2004, so I've never seen his show. I was just wondering what Cramer was all about Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 11:01 PM
Housing has bottomed out! Record Profits! No Inflation!
BUY! BUY! BUY! Before you're PRICED OUT!!!!
(or before people figure out I'm selling shit)
Posted by: Jim Cramer's Head Wax at June 25, 2011 07:08 PM (so1xa)
Make him write a 10 page paper on the laws governing transmission of sexually explicit pictures to minors.
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:09 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:10 PM (TFxd0)
good pgis is here and i need advice from moronettes with boys
okay, i need to pass on advice to a friend who is a single mom with a 14yo son
she was looking though his iphone messages and saw that not only was he sending very graphic sexual texts but yesterday sent junk pics
what should she do? and yeah, this is real
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 11:07 PM (R7NIt)
My son is grown (24) but I'm going to chime in here. Take the phone away. Explain the hazards of sending junk pics. Keep the phone for 2-3 weeks. Keep monitoring phone activity. Restriction from phone increases significantly with additional infractions.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 07:10 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:10 PM (T7eUJ)
Posted by: where're my ping pong balls? at June 25, 2011 07:11 PM (YxaXw)
The Pirates have beaten the Red Sox 2 nights in a row. They can sweep them tomorrow. They are currently 2 games above .500. As a Pirate fan I'm a little stunned. Usually by this point in the season they are 40 games under .500. They actually look like a pro baseball team. Weird and kind of scary. I keep expecting to see the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping down the road.
Posted by: stillers at June 25, 2011 10:56 PM (XNuRj)
You caught the rotation perfectly and it continues tomorrow with Miller. Should be an easy sweep against a team that can't pitch, can't hit with runners in scoring position and when Dustin Pedroia lets a ball roll between the wickets you know it's bad.
The Pirates are on a winning streak and the Red Sox could easily lose all nine games on the inter-league trip, after being beaten soundly by San Diego at home. That would be 11 consecutive losses for the grossly over-hyped BoSox.
Posted by: Dell at June 25, 2011 07:11 PM (3S10h)
she was looking though his iphone messages and saw that not only was he sending very graphic sexual texts but yesterday sent junk pics.
She needs to shut that down immediately! As in, right now! She can't beat around the bush; there have several cases where teenagers have been charged under anti-child pornography laws after "sexting".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:11 PM (TFxd0)
wait. ... no!No! NOO!
Sell!Sell!Sell!! Foghorn!!Siren!!FartNoise! Sell!! ...
wait .. no!NOO!! Buyy!! wait ..Selll!! Now!Now! Fart Noise! Now!! Buy!Sell!Buy!Honk!Sell! Buy!Eleventy!!!11!!
Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 25, 2011 07:12 PM (QcFbt)
Now I can complete my Klingon look!
Posted by: M... on second thought, I don't want to be banned. at June 25, 2011 07:13 PM (YxaXw)
what should she do? and yeah, this is real
Prepare for a visit from the police if the parents of the girl on the other end discover them.
And, I echo what Y-not, said, take away the phone and have him do some research about the laws regarding "sexting."
Also, if proscecuted and found guily of a crime, he will have to be labelled a sex offender for the rest of his life. One of my friends, her son's best friend had that happen to him (over playing "doctor" when he was a teenager with another boy and the other parents pressed charges) anyway, he committed suicide at 26 because he couldn't get jobs and had to register every time he moved, it runied his life--one stupid, inappropriate action as a teenager.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:14 PM (RZ8pf)
w00t -- the EDA is dead. The link is to a dumb lefty website where they're mourning the failure of "a bill to reauthorize and expand a long-running and consistently successful job-creation agency, the Economic Development Administration."
Posted by: arhooley at June 25, 2011 07:15 PM (4MSJ1)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:16 PM (T7eUJ)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:16 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 07:18 PM (819f8)
She has to at this point.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:18 PM (c0A3e)
Remember the old days when people were shocked that teenage boys would steal copies of their dad's Playboy magazines?
Yeah, I miss those days. A lot.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:20 PM (TFxd0)
Yeah, I miss those days. A lot.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 11:19 PM (RZ8pf)
Me too, I loved those magazines
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 07:21 PM (MtwBb)
We really need for the legal system to catch up with sexting.
It seems insane to me that some teenager taking a picture of themself naked is automatically a child pronographer.
It's a stupid thing to do, clearly, but by making some kid a "sex offender" for something like that is ridiculous.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 07:23 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at June 25, 2011 07:24 PM (j84s0)
Ok, so let's see if I get this.
The government raises the cost of entry level labor directly through raising the minimum wage. Then they indirectly raise it with a boatload of taxes and regulation. Then they kill the ability of businesses to borrow money by taking so much of the available capital and pissing it away on subsidized mortgages for deadbeats.
And the problem is that we aren't spending money on a "jobs program".
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 07:24 PM (bgcml)
i told her to confront him asap and grab the phone but she is worried he'll resent her for it...i told her she'll resent herself if he goes to jail for it
as far as seeing a lawyer, her and T are going out later and talking about it
now if it was my girl doing that on her phone, yeah, i would wear out the leather on my belt on her little ass then break all her internet capable stuff then handcuff her to the sink
dad don't play
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 07:24 PM (R7NIt)
they are trying to look like Oni...you know, demons
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:24 PM (Ig1Wo)
I agree. I think she had a legit concern, but framed it incorrectly.
Isn't Wimbledon most concerned with tradition?
Anyway, new guy here so I don't want to start anything.
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:24 PM (T7eUJ)
Serena played her first match on Centre Court. Venus played her second on Centre Court. I guess that was racism too.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2011 07:25 PM (DprFb)
It's a stupid thing to do, clearly, but by making some kid a "sex offender" for something like that is ridiculous.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 11:23 PM (DKV43)
I've heard about all sorts of abuses of sex offender status - peeing in an ally for example getting you tagged as one. And then you notice the actual child rapists seem to spend little to no time in jail.
Odd...no?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 07:25 PM (bgcml)
It's the one with Elton John. If you didn't see it the first time around, it's good. Worth watching. Strong all the way through.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 25, 2011 07:27 PM (RcuIz)
Re the budding "Congressman":
i told her to confront him asap and grab the phone but she is worried he'll resent her for it...
Isn't this attitude the problem?Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:28 PM (TFxd0)
Posted by: rabidfox at June 25, 2011 07:28 PM (zir+Q)
I've heard about all sorts of abuses of sex offender status - peeing in an ally for example getting you tagged as one. And then you notice the actual child rapists seem to spend little to no time in jail.
Indeed. I've heard that too.
the title Sex Offender and the Sex Offender registry is the closest thing our society has to a Scarlet Letter, we should be very careful not to misuse it.
As noted above, it can ruins lives and even lead to suicide when misapplied.
There are enough scum bags out there who have earned the title, we don't need to lump in with them some kids who acted stupidly or some idiot who couldn't prevent nature's call while in public.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 07:29 PM (DKV43)
she is worried he'll resent her for it
That there is the problem. It's her job to parent, not "friend" and sometimes parents have to do things that make their kids resent them.
Being a parent these days sucks in a lot of ways because of the actions of other parents.
Also, parents need to get off the GODDAMN cell phones themselves sometimes. (pet peeve of mine)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:29 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:30 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Y-not at June 25, 2011 07:30 PM (TFxd0)
wait. ... no!No! NOO!
Sell!Sell!Sell!! Foghorn!!Siren!!FartNoise! Sell!! ...
wait .. no!NOO!! Buyy!! wait ..Selll!! Now!Now! Fart Noise! Now!! Buy!Sell!Buy!Honk!Sell! Buy!Eleventy!!!11!!
Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 25, 2011 11:12 PM (QcFbt)
It's ok to buy, buy, buy... V-SHAPED RECOVERY! V-SHAPED RECOVERY! V-SHAPED RECOVERY!!!
Posted by: Larry Kudlow, Jim's former partner at June 25, 2011 07:32 PM (zP0Nu)
Forgive my ignorance, but what are you talking about?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:32 PM (c0A3e)
I've hit the point where I want nothing other than CCP to blow these protestors out of the sky
They are still at it? Wow, that's a scarily committed bunch there.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)
i told her to confront him asap and grab the phone but she is worried he'll resent her for it...
She needs to make sure the he knows that she resents him for it and the stupid fuck is only 14. I gave my two kids a good life but when they fucked up I made sure they knew that when they turned 18 by law I didn't have to do it anymore and until then I would make their life hell if they didn't shape up.
sorry for the bold I can't make it stop!
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 07:32 PM (MtwBb)
There are enough scum bags out there who have earned the title, we don't need to lump in with them some kids who acted stupidly or some idiot who couldn't prevent nature's call while in public.
Excellent point. Couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 25, 2011 07:33 PM (DmXxb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)
Survey says: racism.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2011 07:34 PM (DprFb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:34 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 11:32 PM (c0A3e)
people in EVE have been protesting for a day and a half straight at the possibility of CCP offering real money microtransactions for ships, skills, ammo and other shit
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:35 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:36 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:36 PM (T7eUJ)
That's devotion for ya'. Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:39 PM (c0A3e)
I sometimes really hate it here in WA. Apparently in a nearby suburb a man's house was robbed, while he lay dead (he'd died of a medical related problem, subsequent to his death people broke in and robbed him and took his cars).
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)
she was looking though his iphone messages and saw that not only was he sending very graphic sexual texts but yesterday sent junk pics
what should she do? and yeah, this is real
Don't take his phone away. She will still want to get hold of him. But cancel texting. It's good for nothing.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 25, 2011 07:39 PM (a2Jmu)
And you can't blame it on the 2 or 3 threads above the ONT this time.
/eh, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:40 PM (c0A3e)
Looks like a slow night for the ONT.
Yeah, I really resent all those other ONTers who seem to have a life on Saturday nights. What the heck is that about?
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 07:41 PM (R7NIt)
Seriously, Falling Skies hits all of the lazy leftist writers' Bullet Points of Suckitude.
Our Intrepid Hero, second-in-command of a resistance company, is a Cambridge professor. His nemesis is his CO, a stubborn, arrogant career Army officer. Fortunately, Our Intrepid Hero is beloved by his Burger King Kid's Club squad (a black, an Asian, a spunky blonde and a 13-year-old squirt).
The alien enemy appears only briefly in a couple of fights - the biggest conflict is with a group of rapin' redneck racists. And because we can't possibly care about fighting for the survival of the human race, OIH has a son being held captive by the aliens and whose rescue is the focal point of the show.
In other words, it's like The Walking Dead, with aliens instead of zombies.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 25, 2011 07:41 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 11:39 PM (c0A3e)
they've been hitting every major hub but this one has been getting the most ink:
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:41 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2011 07:44 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 11:41 PM (R7NIt)
I wouldn't because it might get her out of harms way sometime. I would explain the problems with it though and tell her that her mom will be checking her texts off and on. If she doesn't want that block the texting.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 07:44 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:46 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 07:46 PM (ENKCw)
Looks like a slow night for the ONT.
Yeah, I really resent all those other ONTers who seem to have a life on Saturday nights. What the heck is that about?
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)
I have no life. School and work are consuming my hours. Next summer (after graduation)? Money and time. I might need bail money.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 07:48 PM (otfJ1)
Here's my contribution on that end:
The 15 Best Pictures of Christina Hendricks
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Willy Ginastein at June 25, 2011 07:50 PM (rWSsG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:50 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 07:50 PM (BARAe)
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 11:49 PM (BARAe)
pussy though space accountants is what we are
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:51 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:51 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 07:52 PM (819f8)
The definition of "parenting" has changed dramatically.
Turning me loose at age 10 wouldn't have been a particularly good idea...and it still isn't with kids today.
Posted by: Dell at June 25, 2011 07:53 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2011 07:53 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 07:55 PM (Ig1Wo)
I assume since you know it was the neighbors that the cops have arrested those involved?
OK, here's where it gets even crappier, despite finding all the possessions in the neighbor's house, the neighbors are not yet arrested, they are just "persons of interest" in the theft. I mean when I say they robbed the man, they systematically, over a period of days stripped the house of everything--including appliances, china, family heirlooms. They oh so "thoughtfully" covered the dead man with a blanket first though.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Um, you're welcome?
/Except I hate sunshine, unless it's been diluted by several layers of clouds and lead sheets.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 25, 2011 07:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 11:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Where was this PGIS
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 07:56 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 07:57 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Mayday at June 25, 2011 07:57 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 07:57 PM (T7eUJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 07:57 PM (JMmQ9)
why did lulzsec disband?
One of them got arrested and they found all kinds of goodies on his comp.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 07:58 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 07:59 PM (BARAe)
So apparently the people in Wisconsin are insane.
One of the Supreme Court Justices is claiming another Justice Prosser(of special election fame) attacked her. He is claiming she attacked him.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 07:59 PM (DKV43)
I sometimes really hate it here in WA. Apparently in a nearby suburb a man's house was robbed, while he lay dead (he'd died of a medical related problem, subsequent to his death people broke in and robbed him and took his cars).
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 11:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Our diversity is our strength!
Posted by: Seattle at June 25, 2011 07:59 PM (bgcml)
Ok, talk has probably moved way past the squirrel, but am I the only one that thought "Norf wind bwo! Souf wind bwo!" when I looked at that?
Too obscure?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 25, 2011 08:00 PM (/t9t1)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 08:00 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)
don't know but there was a rumor than a hacker group gave them an ultimatum that they drop their shit or they drop the dime on them
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:00 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 26, 2011 12:00 AM (otfJ1)
tribbing? google is your glorious friend on that
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:02 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Doesn't pretty much every New Yorker say that pretty much every day?
Posted by: Um, Yeah at June 25, 2011 08:02 PM (bgcml)
The Pirates have beaten the Red Sox 2 nights in a row. They can sweep them tomorrow. They are currently 2 games above .500. As a Pirate fan I'm a little stunned. Usually by this point in the season they are 40 games under .500. They actually look like a pro baseball team. Weird and kind of scary. I keep expecting to see the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping down the road.
they'll screw it up. They always do.
Ask navyCOPjoe about the Cubbies-- you'll feel a lot better. ('Stros fans, sympathy and condolences).
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 25, 2011 08:02 PM (pU1NC)
ABC is quoting a new study that says living in the city makes you bat shit crazy.
I guess that explains the comment section on the Seattle Times and also how they vote.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:03 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 08:03 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: cherry π at June 25, 2011 08:04 PM (OhYCU)
I think it's time to go consider buffing, tribbing, fiddling, and going on...
G'night moron and moronettes!
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 25, 2011 08:06 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 08:06 PM (JMmQ9)
One of the Supreme Court Justices is claiming another Justice Prosser(of special election fame) attacked her. He is claiming she attacked him.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2011 11:59 PM (DKV43)
Well, we saw similar actions right before the civil war...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 08:06 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 26, 2011 12:00 AM (otfJ1)
Why don't you get it a go?
Posted by: Some Moron at June 25, 2011 08:07 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mayday at June 25, 2011 11:57 PM (TRgli)
You are welcome. I have fun writing stuff like that from time to time. It is (mostly) true stuff. If anyone is interested, it is ~post #470 and a second post in the low 500s in last night's ONT.
Thanks for the feedback.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 08:09 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:09 PM (NtTkA)
People spent the last 10,000 years living in villages and towns.
Cities are by no means natural for human beings - so we shouldn't be surprised they provide a "bad environment".
Now...thing we can get liberals behind the idea of getting rid of cities?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 08:09 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:10 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:10 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: HennyPenney at June 25, 2011 08:11 PM (T7eUJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2011 12:09 AM (bgcml
No but maybe we can just build a wall around them.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:12 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:13 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 12:10 AM (RZ8pf)
Oh, well Burien is where the Renton crazies went after renton became tolerable.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:14 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 12:13 AM (NtTkA)
baby steps
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:15 PM (MtwBb)
I really don't get how releasing private information, like names and credit card numbers is somehow "cool" and "anti-security" to bring down corporations and the government.
I would really like to see some of those folks be forced to live for 2 weeks in the world that they are attempting to create with their behavior (throw in the anarchists too please--no corporate water).
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 08:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: cherry π at June 25, 2011 08:17 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:17 PM (NtTkA)
renton is tolerable?
Look at the video on KOMO with the story, seriously not at all the type of neighborhood I was expecting to see when I first read the story.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 08:18 PM (RZ8pf)
renton is tolerable?
I knew you were going to say that. I was going to try and defend renton but I just can't.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:21 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:21 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 08:22 PM (819f8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 26, 2011 12:21 AM (f4gk9)
You look better in a skirt then I thought.
Posted by: Some Moron at June 25, 2011 08:22 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:21 AM (5I8G0)
Well, he's figured out everything to NOT do in a disaster already, so I'd say he's primed.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 08:23 PM (bgcml)
Tonight I'm proud to say I'm straight from FL
I'm prouder that no one here gives a rat's ass
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 08:23 PM (so1xa)
You look better in a skirt then I thought.
Posted by: Some Moron at June 26, 2011 12:22 AM (bgcml)
Thanks. I've been working out.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:24 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2011 12:23 AM (so1xa)
+1. Besides, why shouldn't gays get to experience the joys of divorce court?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:25 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 08:25 PM (819f8)
Hello Kitty was just practicing some Social Justice..
Posted by: Guy who always blames Bush at June 25, 2011 08:26 PM (ttZKH)
lol CDR M thanx for the Hello Kitty link
40 What is everyone drinking?
I'm drinking Miller Lite
oh and it's my first nite in my new house
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:26 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 26, 2011 12:25 AM (819f
Yep, the bright red 'vert is mine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:27 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Guy who always blames Bush at June 25, 2011 08:27 PM (ttZKH)
oh and it's my first nite in my new house
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:26 AM (0JkW
Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA! Congrats on the new house!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:27 PM (f4gk9)
So what are you proud of? Do you have to go to school and take stringent tests and go through years of internship to get a certificate saying you're gay?
Hint to those who are "proud" of being whatever you are;
Being born isn't an accomplishment
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 08:28 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Journalist now drunk on bourbon at June 25, 2011 08:28 PM (REFaj)
How was your day?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 26, 2011 12:21 AM (f4gk9)
All three of them? Outfuckingstanding!
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:28 PM (MtwBb)
hired by the competition for the 'benefit' of their competitors, no doubt
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:28 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 08:29 PM (819f8)
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:21 AM
Kind of like hiring Jay Cutler as a consultant for championship football
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 08:30 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Guy who always blames Bush at June 25, 2011 08:32 PM (ttZKH)
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:27 AM (5I8G0)
New house is good - still finding all of the little pleasant 'surprises' - discovered today that the ceiling fan in my bedroom makes this awful click-clacking sound, so I'll have to get that fixed - other than that it is good
Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA! Congrats on the new house!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 26, 2011 12:27 AM (f4gk9)
thanx
HOORAY CHEMJEFF!!
Welcome to the adventure of home ownership.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 12:28 AM (RZ8pf)
yeah I know - already I look out in my yard and say "man I'm gonna have to take care of that thing, I don't have the first clue" 
BTW can anyone recommend a good book or website about recognizing plants? I have a whole bunch of different plants in my yard and I have no idea what they are
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:33 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:34 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:34 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 11:34 PM (JMmQ9)
Fuckhead voted for Obama and happily allowed Jon Leibowitz to mercilessly rape him on TV
Total stockscam twat. He was in on the Internet Bubble "pump and dump" in 1998-2000.
Posted by: Guy who always blames Bush at June 25, 2011 08:36 PM (ttZKH)
All three of them? Outfuckingstanding!
Posted by: robtr at June 26, 2011 12:28 AM (MtwBb)
There are four of them (one blonde, one redhead and two brunettes), and I think that just one of them would have been more than I could have handled safely. But what a way to go, eh?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:36 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 12:34 AM (NtTkA)
bit of a mixed bag if you've never read the comics but it's worth watching
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:36 PM (Ig1Wo)
lol CDR M thanx for the Hello Kitty link
40 What is everyone drinking?
I'm drinking Miller Lite
oh and it's my first nite in my new house
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:26 AM (0JkW
Congrats, chemjeff
And your showing off your new digs to which waitress again?
Posted by: Dell at June 25, 2011 08:37 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 08:38 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: vivi at June 25, 2011 08:38 PM (hjkqq)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:38 PM (NtTkA)
I have neighbors across the street who love to party, also, and I expect them to start setting off fireworks here any day now, anywhere from 2 weeks before the 4th to about 2 weeks afterward. Fireworks aren't really legal here, but so far the city I live in hasn't hassled anyone for setting them off.
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 08:39 PM (819f8)
BTW can anyone recommend a good book or website about recognizing plants? I have a whole bunch of different plants in my yard and I have no idea what they are
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:33 AM (0JkW
Ask a Mexican. I know racist.
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2011 08:39 PM (MtwBb)
Those aren't fireworks. It's just low-caliber weaponry.
Posted by: Local Gangbangers at June 26, 2011 12:37 AM (5I8G0)
yeah that's what I'm afraid of
actually I'm not all that fearful of my neighborhood, absent-minded me accidentally left my garage door open for like 2 hours while I was away, and there were no problems at all
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:39 PM (0JkW8)
so I don't have internet service at my new place yet, so I am tethering from my cell phone
I have it plugged in, and it is quite warm and the % battery life keeps going DOWN
whoa
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:42 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2011 08:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Looks like you were at the Tilted Kilt!
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:38 AM (5I8G0)
Good eye! The one in Charlotte, to be specific.
BTW can anyone recommend a good book or website
about recognizing plants? I have a whole bunch of different plants in
my yard and I have no idea what they are
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:33 AM (0JkW
Leaflets three, let it be. And if it has five leaves that look sort of like a maple tree...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:43 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:41 AM (5I8G0)
yeah well that's not a problem here, we seem to have a large excess of water here in Missouri
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:44 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: cherry π at June 25, 2011 08:45 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:44 AM (5I8G0)
hmmm...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:46 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:46 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Errol at June 25, 2011 08:46 PM (d2AYO)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 08:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:47 PM (NtTkA)
it's your turn in the barrel
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:44 AM (0JkW
We're getting shot out of canons, tonight? AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 08:48 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Errol at June 26, 2011 12:46 AM (d2AYO)
so...Mexico has a college football team now?
Wait...Mexico has a college now?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:48 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: The Dude at June 26, 2011 12:46 AM (Ig1Wo)
Dumbass..
Three words: Five Finger Discount..
Posted by: Winona Ryder at June 25, 2011 08:48 PM (ttZKH)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:49 PM (NtTkA)
Then there are the odor killing chemicals and thousands of gallons of water and hungry fish on top of it all.
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 08:50 PM (BARAe)
Is that the sale price? I'll have
to see what the Sunday flyer's have for sale prices and then get the
commissary to price match it. I haven't seen the director's versions
yet. Should be awesome on Blu.
Posted by: CDR M at June 26, 2011 12:49 AM (5I8G0)
Best buy, $69.99 and BB has a $5 off dvd & blu-ray coupon (that ends at the end of July)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 08:51 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 12:49 AM (NtTkA)
OK, now that was funny!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 08:51 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:52 PM (NtTkA)
We're getting shot out of canons, tonight? AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 26, 2011 12:48 AM (FZZ94)
umm... yup, that's right! and I've made up a special batch of gunpowder! did I mention I've been drinking?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:52 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:52 AM (0JkW
Do I get to guess where?
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 08:54 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 08:56 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:57 PM (NtTkA)
Meddling kids with their dogs.
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 08:57 PM (BARAe)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 26, 2011 12:56 AM (0JkW
I'm not too worried. I'm pretty sure colon cancer isn't contagious.
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 08:58 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 08:59 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: vivi at June 25, 2011 09:01 PM (hjkqq)
Actually, I kinda look like Zohan before his haircut.
Posted by: sifty at June 25, 2011 09:01 PM (BARAe)
*we may have been drinking.
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 09:02 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:02 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:03 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 26, 2011 01:02 AM (FZZ94)
I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:03 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:05 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 01:03 AM (NtTkA)
It would make for a pretty short "next season" if she wasn't.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:05 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 12:34 AM (NtTkA)
IIRC, it is three substories. Bruce Willis's is good. Ron Perlemen's is poor, and Clive Owen's is pathetic.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2011 09:05 PM (bgcml)
vivi, oh my god, that is horrible, just horrible. I'm so sorry for you.
And, you are right, I shouldn't take it for granted that the police will be able to make a case.
I just can't imagine how cold hearted you have to be to remove things from the room with a corpse in it. I mean, they must've felt something, they covered him with a blanket.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)
So I stuck around until sunset and caught three more bullheads, a bluegill, two more sunfish and a bass. Just got done cleaning them all.
Best fucking day in my life for the last 20 years. Still a little pissed off, however, that I lost that first stringer. But I'm not complaining. I love fishing and this was the best day I've had in a long, long time.
It's really great to leave politics away for a day or two and have a good time doing something else.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 25, 2011 09:07 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:08 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:08 PM (f4gk9)
what should she do? and yeah, this is real
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 11:07 PM (R7NIt)
If you are still here, slap the kid silly and take away his phone. No money means no access. If that doesn't work, report his looser ass to the police. Make the case, and make it stick. He's a minor with no priors, so he should get good and scared and not end up with a permanent record.
Kids are basically actions without thought, so put him on some thinking.
Posted by: tcn at June 25, 2011 09:09 PM (cEeEs)
Posted by: Dell at June 25, 2011 09:10 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:11 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:11 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Dell at June 26, 2011 01:10 AM (3S10h)
Yeah, hangin' kinda low, innit?Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:13 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:13 PM (NtTkA)
If you like Tarantino stuff, you will probably like it. Watching Jessica Alba kinda pole dance is almost worth the price of admission alone. The dialog ain't very good though. 2.5 stars from me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 09:14 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 09:14 PM (RZ8pf)
I have decided that I could indeed marry a morbidly obese woman if she cooked like the Two Fat Ladies on the Cooking Channel. But I would tell her I suffer from a bizarre sexual dysfunction that makes it so I can only become aroused for large breasted women with supermodel looks.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 09:14 PM (4ixH5)
Eh, Moonlighting was OK. But Die Hard is one of my top 10 favorite movies.
mmm. Bruce Willis. mmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 09:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 09:16 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 01:14 AM (RZ8pf)
I made a comment to my mother when they played Pink Floyd on the classic rock station that it seemed strange to call that classic rock. She just smiled and told me that's what she thought about Elvis songs when I was a kid.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:16 PM (f4gk9)
Oh for goodness sake, the best Bruce Willis movie is Die Hard.
mmmm, Bruce Willis.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 01:12 AM (RZ8pf)
I agree! I saw Die Hard because I really liked Alan Rickman, and didn't really know who Bruce Willis was, and I quickly fell in lust with him.
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 09:17 PM (819f8)
Oh for goodness sake, the best Bruce Willis movie is Die Hard.
mmmm, Bruce Willis.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 01:12 AM (RZ8pf)
I agree! I saw Die Hard because I really liked Alan Rickman, and didn't really know who Bruce Willis was, and I quickly fell in lust with him.
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 26, 2011 01:17 AM (819f
So what's better, bald Bruce or Bruce with hair?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:19 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2011 09:19 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:21 PM (NtTkA)
Women find my manly looks and raw sexual energy intimidating, I suppose.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 09:24 PM (4ixH5)
Where were you fishing?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 01:09 AM (NtTkA)
A little place in the Pennsylvania mountains called Lake Nuangola. Mostly bottom fished with nightcrawlers or jigged them. I've caught some nice fish on lures but I'm basically a live bait man. Plus, a hell of a lot of my best lures are now antiques, so they don't see the water anymore.Posted by: Ed Anger at June 25, 2011 09:25 PM (7+pP9)
OK, I'm not really following the Casey Anthony trial, but here's what I don't understand, if as the defense claims, the girl drowned in the swimming pool, then why was her body found in the foods 6 months later? So, the mom freaked and dumbed the kid's body when she found her drowned? The grandparents did? I mean, what reasonable human being would fish out a drowned child, put the corpse in the trunk of a car, drive it to the woods, and drump it? And then act like nothing had happened?
I don't get criminals. At all.
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 09:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 26, 2011 01:16 AM (NtTkA)
What? Fat women who can cook delicious meals need love too! Just not that much.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 09:26 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:27 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 25, 2011 09:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2011 09:31 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: ParanoidNotWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 26, 2011 01:26 AM (RZ8pf)
Here's my theory. The mother is as dumb as a bag of rocks useless party girl who couldn't give two sh*ts about her kid. The grandparents, or one of them, in a fit of anger over their stupid useless daughter and being stuck with a young child to raise, kill the little girl. Instead of copping to the crime, they stash the body and pin it on the mother.
Perfect crime.
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 09:32 PM (4ixH5)
So what's better, bald Bruce or Bruce with hair?
My top 5: Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Sean Connery, Tom Selleck, and Tony Romo. (Now, don't be h8n on me for that last one, I think he's a hottie!)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 09:35 PM (819f8)
Hey! HEY!
Don't knock my emergency stash. Ya never know when a party is gonna break out.
Posted by: Robert thinkin' ahead at June 25, 2011 09:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:35 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 25, 2011 09:36 PM (NtTkA)
good god
what's worse....apple fanboys or ron paul bots?
i was just at starbucks with the girl and we brought our alienwares, damn hippies were giving us dirty looks
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 09:43 PM (R7NIt)
407 You will know the right woman when she catches you.
shit, the second i saw my wife i thought 'damn, its going to cost my entire life savings to get her drunk enough to marry me"
i was right
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 09:45 PM (R7NIt)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 09:47 PM (819f8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 09:49 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 09:51 PM (0JkW8)
Bald or brush cut. Though he looked good with hair in that river cop movie. (Horrible in Last Man Standing, however.)
Hamina.
It must be a thing. Statham's pretty fine looking and he's basically bald, too.
Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at June 25, 2011 09:54 PM (afWhQ)
how do you like the new lappy?
I don't have a new lappy, I have the same one I'v ehad for a year now
I have a feeling all of my disposable income is going to go to my new house now
Posted by: chemjeff at June 25, 2011 09:54 PM (0JkW8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 09:55 PM (f4gk9)
She's a cold sociopath who found that the little girl she gave birth to after not even knowing who knocked her up was crimping her party lifestyle.
To Casey, it was nothing more than a post-natal abortion
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 09:56 PM (so1xa)
#415 same here with my blackberry. sometimes ill misspell a word just to find my latest post so i can skip downwards to the most recent entry.
Posted by: CAC at June 25, 2011 09:57 PM (JEVge)
So what's better, bald Bruce or Bruce with hair?
My top 5: Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Sean Connery, Tom Selleck, and Tony Romo. (Now, don't be h8n on me for that last one, I think he's a hottie!)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 26, 2011 01:35 AM (819f
WTF, what about Ed Harris?
Posted by: lou at June 25, 2011 09:58 PM (R21xD)
Report: Hugo Chávez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 09:59 PM (so1xa)
417 i thought you got a new asus
hmmmm, who got a new asus?
ugggh, got to get the girl of the guitar and into bed, she has an early soccer game
Posted by: navyCOPjoe at June 25, 2011 09:59 PM (R7NIt)
People like that are wired wrong from birth. The criminal ear and the odd looking eyes are the outward reflection of a fetal developmental problem.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 25, 2011 10:00 PM (RcuIz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:01 PM (f4gk9)
Pelosi demands a seat at the table in final talks on the debt-ceiling
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) will demand a seat in the table for the final talks on the national debt limit, putting a strong liberal voice in the room.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 10:02 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 26, 2011 02:01 AM (f4gk9)
I go through anuses frequently when gerbils eat through the old ones.
Posted by: Richard Gere at June 25, 2011 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) will demand a seat in the table for the final talks on the national debt limit, putting a strong liberal voice in the room.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2011 02:02 AM (so1xa)
I'd tell her "Fine, sit over there at the kiddie table and then STFU."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:03 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:04 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 26, 2011 02:00 AM
Scott Peterson eyes. Devoid of all feeling for anyone but themselves
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 10:05 PM (so1xa)
"You can have a seat at the table. But you will blow me first!"
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 10:05 PM (4ixH5)
People like that are wired wrong from birth. The criminal ear and the odd looking eyes are the outward reflection of a fetal developmental problem.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 26, 2011 02:00 AM (RcuIz)
She laughs when the jury is out, and cries when they are in.
Eyes are the window to the soul
Don't make excuses for her, shes not wired wrong, shes just an evil cunt.
sorry, thats how i feel.
Posted by: lou at June 25, 2011 10:06 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2011 10:06 PM (oVQFe)
okay I should probably get to bed
thanks to all for your congratulations
I really do appreciate you all*, you are like my second family now
if any of you are in the St. Joseph area, then I'll be happy to buy you a drink
* yes even garrett, but only on occasion
Posted by: Barney Frank at June 25, 2011 10:09 PM (0JkW8)
Hey, no spoilers before Ace writes his 10,000 word review on the movie at 1 in the morning!!!
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2011 10:09 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:10 PM (f4gk9)
if any of you are in the St. Joseph area, then I'll be happy to buy you a drink
* yes even garrett, but only on occasion
Posted by: Barney Frank at June 26, 2011 02:09 AM (0JkW
You're in St Joe? You really ought to look up chemjeff while you are there, he just bought a house...you know, buying houses, you used to have a "friend" in the home finance business...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:11 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 10:14 PM (819f8)
There have always been weirdos out there. The innertubes brings more visibility is all.
Nice 'Stangs in those pics also. You didn't let those tarts actually touch yours did ya?
Posted by: GT 5.0 at June 25, 2011 10:19 PM (3W1+C)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 10:20 PM (819f8)
It's so nice to feel exhausted from having a good time.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 25, 2011 10:22 PM (7+pP9)
Nice 'Stangs in those pics also. You didn't let those tarts actually touch yours did ya?
Posted by: GT 5.0 at June 26, 2011 02:19 AM (3W1+C)
Only the redheaded one. I'd have let her touch anything she wanted to IYKWIM(AITYD).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:24 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 25, 2011 10:27 PM (819f8)
Posted by: Theresa D. at June 26, 2011 02:27 AM
Code ... zero ... zero ... zero ... destruct .... zero!
Posted by: Admiral James T Kirk at June 25, 2011 10:33 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 25, 2011 10:35 PM (f4gk9)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 26, 2011 02:00 AM (RcuIz)
How about the douche ear? Tell us more about that, 'cause I'm fascinated.
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 10:40 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 10:41 PM (mtJ/M)
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 10:49 PM (D+HB2)
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 10:50 PM (mtJ/M)
Yes, when you're scrolling down you should see an arrow come on the screen, tap it and it will go to the end of the page,
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 10:53 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 10:54 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 10:57 PM (9RFH1)
Mine says Version 6.0 update 3. You have to scroll kind of fast for it to come up though.
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 10:59 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 11:03 PM (mtJ/M)
And that scroll down arrow is really fast. Much faster than the option in Dolphin.Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 11:05 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 25, 2011 11:09 PM (FZZ94)
& my bills are outta sight,
But here am I on ONT,
with no 666 in sight ...
burma shave.
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:14 PM (L9W0l)
That's something I could really use. So cheap...so useful...quick, someone give me a fistful of money!
Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2011 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
I'm not sexy
I'm just drawn that way..
oy vey ..."I'm not bad, Mr. Valiant! I'm just drawn that way ..."
- J.Rabbit
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:20 PM (L9W0l)
The sexy waiter brings them over and just as he's leaving, one says to the other two ... 'Ladies, here's to 47 days ..."
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:25 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 25, 2011 11:27 PM (7P7Ij)
iirc, which i might not, some other hash tests had same results ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:28 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:30 PM (L9W0l)
"Yeah," bubbled the 2nd blonde. "And it only took us 47 days!!!"
'47 days?' asked the sexy waiter, 'and that's good?' ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:33 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2011 11:35 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 03:28 AM (L9W0l)
My regular hash shows up when i use my laptop/wifi, i don't know why it's not on the Opera mini wifi, i'm not on a proxy. Allrighty, back to margeereetas.
Posted by: booger at June 25, 2011 11:35 PM (9RFH1)
My phone hash has remained the same over several weeks, have to look into that.
Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 25, 2011 11:39 PM (7P7Ij)
Posted by: gride at June 25, 2011 11:50 PM (7Iqhu)
Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 25, 2011 11:54 PM (7P7Ij)
Buck UP M&M's
Soon we will have more trolls to savage once gay weddings are church approved!!! Should be blasting past the grander on a nightly basis then!
By the way....heh
Posted by: Richard at June 25, 2011 11:54 PM (qSBEX)
breaks out stainless/moleybendum propane tourch, ........15lb tank-0-propane/floating mag fleck over presured gas with nitro side feed.....
thinking flame the ONT...who wants in?
Posted by: Richard at June 26, 2011 12:02 AM (qSBEX)
Just no stomach for stopping it, as war with China looms over any action in Burma ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:03 AM (L9W0l)
you gonna provide steaks on the barbie with that flame or what ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:04 AM (L9W0l)
Was listening through my favorites list on youtube and crap, about half of them have been blocked. Plicks.
Nice pair of 45s in the video montage for Long Cool Woman by the Hollies. Love the base line in that song. Lyrics are moron level quality as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2011 12:06 AM (ENKCw)
This is bad,
I've been trying to quiet the barkiness of my neighbor's dog but I'm down to 1 dart and the blow gun has ony taken out his kithee thus far.
I should have started drinking earlier to steady my aim....sigh
Posted by: Richard at June 26, 2011 12:13 AM (qSBEX)
heh. Never seen that one before. Saw the octopus and there is one of a lioness carrying a recording camera a distance in a wild life sanctuary, i think...
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:13 AM (L9W0l)
Nah I stayed in tonite and practiced surfing the internet. Off to beddy bye soon.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2011 12:15 AM (ENKCw)
166 bottles of beer!
Take them all down, drinks all around,
and 666 would be here!
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:15 AM (L9W0l)
Yeah verily. Class in the morning and more tired than usual with the increasing summer heat.
Still, we had a nice spring. Cooler weather lasted longer than usual.
I think we hit 113 tomorrow ... if the meteors remained unsummoned ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:18 AM (L9W0l)
Be Wary of Strong Drink!
It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss.*
*This is a literary quote and not a death threat.
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:20 AM (L9W0l)
Sounds like something Mark Twain might have written.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2011 12:22 AM (ENKCw)
Heinlein.
but he might have been channeling the wisdom of those gone before
...Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:24 AM (L9W0l)
ye lurkers and such,
The urge to sleep I have been fighting,
but now, not so much ...
burma shave.
Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2011 12:29 AM (L9W0l)
Heinlein.
but he might have been channeling the wisdom of those gone before ...
I accept advise from either of them. I have an extensive collection of Heinlein works, but obviously I don't have it all memorized.
booger, I sure hope it's true but I'm reserving judgment for now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2011 12:33 AM (ENKCw)
Cuban healthcare finally gets one right!
Good night to all those going to bed! Or watching porn.
I'll be here.
Talking to myself.
Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2011 12:37 AM (4ixH5)
I've been trying to quiet the barkiness of my neighbor's dog but I'm down to 1 dart and the blow gun has ony taken out his kithee thus far.
I should have started drinking earlier to steady my aim....sigh
Posted by: Richard at June 26, 2011 04:13 AM (qSBEX)
One word: Valium Burgers!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2011 12:38 AM (Q8v6h)
Posted by: booger at June 26, 2011 12:45 AM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2011 12:59 AM (4ixH5)
Must be able to navigate kitchen expertly, look good in heels and an apron.
Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2011 01:38 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tom in Korea at June 26, 2011 02:05 AM (OXB7R)
Heh, heh, heh. I have the ONT all to myself.
Why do I feel like the dog that finally caught a car?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 26, 2011 02:21 AM (d0Tfm)
Similarly, how many drugs will the next generation suspect we were on to think Ke$ha and Lady Gaga were a good idea?
Posted by: Tom in Korea at June 26, 2011 03:02 AM (OXB7R)
I'm not feeling to well today. Been up all night puking.
Two news items and maybe later.
Bachmann closing in on Romney in Iowa poll
Pelosi DEMANDS seat at debt limit negotiations table.
This is the same scrunt that held the Obamacare meeting behind closed doors with all Republicans locked out.
Posted by: Vic at June 26, 2011 03:10 AM (M9Ie6)
Vic, I'm not feeling my usual self either. I screwed up my back two weeks ago and I now have sciatica. I haven't had a good nights' sleep in quite a while, which is why I was up at this dreadful hour.
And yeah, Pelosi's got some nerve demanding a seat at the debt limit table when she bears a great deal of reponsibility for our current economic crisis.
On the other hand, did you see Renee Ellmers slap Timmy Geithners' pee pee in that hearing the other day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 26, 2011 03:25 AM (d0Tfm)
There's also another vid of a newly minted representative in a hearing. Give me a couple of minutes and I'll link them here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 26, 2011 03:35 AM (d0Tfm)
These two vids from last week are, IMO, the very beginnings of the tide turning in Washington. I was thinking about posting these over at my place tomorrow, but I might do something on that story about the intentional flooding in the midwest and the anti-Christ George Soros' connection. Seems like he's scooping up our farmland in what looks like a deliberate attempt to become a big player in our food supply.
If true, this will not bode well for us. Soros hates us and wishes nothing more than to be the man that brings us down. With his puppet in the White House, he has all he needs to do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 26, 2011 03:45 AM (d0Tfm)
What bothers me about that vid, and every time a Democrat opens their mouth about the need for increased taxes to clear out the "unsustainable deficit" is nobody, including the Republicans, brings up the fat that they put those 1.4T deficits in place in 2009. All we need to do is go back to budget levels of 2007/2008. The claim that cutting spending will kill education is farcical. She should have called him on that.
Also note the plug of "Bush tax cuts for the wealthy". He is simply a worthless lying asshole. But he is a Democrat so that makes it normal.
Posted by: Vic at June 26, 2011 03:56 AM (M9Ie6)
Timmay.http://tinyurl.com/6dtwjff
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
at June 26, 2011 07:40 AM (d0Tfm)
Listen to that moron. Tells us our spending in unsustainable and we need tax increases then when she asks him what are we going to do about jobs he says we need to "invest" in infrastructure and education. In other words, more spending. How do these people get so fuck'n stupid?
Posted by: lowandslow at June 26, 2011 03:59 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: maverick muse at June 26, 2011 04:00 AM (lpWVn)
Embalm? Hell, it looks like they can't even diagnose anyone properly.
Sorry, y'all, but I'm starting to nod off. A nap is trying to overtake me, and I think I'll let it. Only slept an hour before I was awakened with leg pain, and that was about two hours ago. Two pain pills and a cup of coffee later, I think I can get a couple of hours of shuteye.
Have a gig today. It's a benefit for a very good friend of mine who's in a hospice. He's terminal and we're raising money for his bills.
He's the drummer in this video. Please say a prayer for him.
The best night I ever had playing music was with him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 26, 2011 04:04 AM (d0Tfm)
Vampires survive radio active fallout, they figure?
Posted by: maverick muse at June 26, 2011 04:07 AM (lpWVn)
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I smell sulphur.
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at June 25, 2011 06:06 PM (Txl/u)