September 28, 2011
— Open Blogger
What's up my fellow morons? We're halfway through the week so take a deep breath, get a cold one and dive right in to the ONT. Oh, and don't forget the dress code.
Thought I would start the ONT off with the Top 10 Most Incredible Snapshots Of Sonic Booms. Zombie Stuff
The above map is the result of asking Google Maps for the locations of zombies. What does it mean? Well, it looks like zombies prefer industrialized countries and big cities. Funny thing is, the word zombie originated in Africa and there were hardly any hits there.
Of course, CNN is all over How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse (no, they aren't talking about Democrats but that would work!). Of course, item #1 that you need is this:
Price: $599.99 from Barnett CrossbowsPractical use: Zombie slaying
Pro: Reusable ammo
Con: It's not a gun
The only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it through the brain or burn it. Guns and flamethrowers are unavailable on Amazon, so you'll have to settle for a crossbow.
The Barnett Ghost 400 "is fully capable of taking down large game, small game, and yes, even zombies," said Barnett spokesman Major Person. "Head shots are a must for killing zombies and the Barnett is the most accurate crossbow on the market. Shoot to kill."
Now I'm sure a lot of you remember this outstanding video game trailer for Dead Island. Here it is again for those of you who forgot.
Well now it seems that Lionsgate wants to make a movie of it. If they make it like the actual game, it'll suck. I'm not even sure they could make a movie based on the trailer. You already know how it ends so obviously they'll have to change that and at that point, it's just another zombie movie. So should they make it an animated movie like the trailer or live action? I'm thinking animated. Then it would be different at least. Kind of like Heavy Metal.
Brand Name Condoms
Heh. New Condoms. The possibilities are endless.
Phoebe Cates JCPenny Commercial
I know many of you morons saw the Phoebe Cates commercial (what was the product again?) during some of the weekend football games and sure enough, it seems to be causing an uproar. JCPenny Goes For Broke With Remarkably Dumb, Sexist Ad. Oh please. The ad worked. You are talking about it and I'm sure a lot of people "remembered" it. Well at least the Phoebe Cates part. Maybe not the actual product.
Awesome Beer Commercial
Personal beer trainer? Hmmmm.
South Korean Study Habits
Don't see this being a problem here in the States. South Korea Cracking Down Hard On Students Who Study Too Hard.
On a wet Wednesday evening in Seoul, six government employees gather at the office to prepare for a late-night patrol. The mission is as simple as it is counterintuitive: to find children who are studying after 10 p.m. And stop them.In South Korea, it has come to this. To reduce the country's addiction to private, after-hours tutoring academies (called hagwons), the authorities have begun enforcing a curfew — even paying citizens bounties to turn in violators.
The People Of Lowes?
Watch out Walmart. It looks like Lowes is coming after your title of worst dressed customers and employees. BTW, she's NOT naked in the picture. Those are leggings. I can't believe the manager or other employees didn't say something.
100 Of The Best F-Bombs In Film
NSFW due to the F-bombs and there are PLENTY of F-bombs. It truly is an art to say it right.
Snow White In Armor?
Um, Why Is Snow White Wearing Armor?
Maet Update
Maet sent in this photo. That's him recovering this morning from his "business meetings" in Germany.
Well, that's all tonight folks!
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Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 09:57 PM (SsG4J)
Welcome to the club.
Posted by: NY Mets Fan at September 28, 2011 05:58 PM (Ybl9g)
Maet sent in this photo. That's him recovering this morning from his "business meetings" in Germany.
That dang German beer and those plump German sausages will get you every time. Speaking of Germany:
Apparently, Merkel doesn't want to put all German taxpayers on the hook for the profligate spending of the Greeks.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 05:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 28, 2011 05:58 PM (Whwo6)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 05:59 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:01 PM (4q5tP)
There isn't any hits for zombies in Haiti either. I'm starting to doubt the veracity of this map.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM
Don't forget us
Posted by: ATMs now taking sex jobs at September 28, 2011 06:03 PM (ZUWaD)
L'Shanah Tovah Tikatevu to all our Jewish morons! Hope you're having a good New Year.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:04 PM (c0A3e)
adfs?
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 09:59 PMTranslation: WHOA, I'm the first here no way am I gonna type a whole genuine sentence, just bang the keyboard fast and POST!
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:04 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: Geddy f'n Lee at September 28, 2011 06:04 PM (T6sxD)
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:05 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM (4q5tP)
I think Verizon is safe.
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 06:05 PM (Ybl9g)
Translation: WHOA, I'm the first here no way am I gonna type a whole genuine sentence, just bang the keyboard fast and POST!
(followed, of course, by "Dammit.")
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:05 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: HeatherRadish is partying like it's 1982!! at September 28, 2011 06:06 PM (lGVMg)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2011 06:07 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 06:07 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 06:07 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:08 PM (1KJPp)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 28, 2011 06:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:07 PM
I'll sell you some Black Knight Armour without the left leg for 400 Lilos...
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 06:09 PM (ZUWaD)
Because I love each and every one of you
Posted by: kbdabama at September 28, 2011 06:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
What you said. Come on Braves!
Posted by: Snafu at September 28, 2011 06:09 PM (8d28r)
But he might bleed on me and bite my legs off!
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 06:10 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 10:07 PM (aD5Kx)
Still in production. Saw some stills from it a few weeks ago.
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 06:10 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 06:10 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 28, 2011 06:10 PM (nRTou)
Dead Island sucked. I only wish it was as good as that commercial
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:11 PM (tEGzl)
Apparently if you're African, Chinese, Mongolian, Siberian (Russian), Middle Eastern, or from South America, you are resistant to zombification.
And also the only place in the Middle East with zombies aside from isolated portions of the UAE, Saudi Arabia and Egypt is Israel?
I dunno, CDR M. I just don't know...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: RushBabe, Zombeh Teahadi at September 28, 2011 06:11 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 06:12 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 06:12 PM (vNpDB)
Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:10
Tis but a scratch M'Lady
O/T we're going plinking in Jawbone Canyon on Saturday if you care to join with your arsenal...
Posted by: The Black Knight at September 28, 2011 06:12 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 09:57 PM (SsG4J)
Welcome to the club.
For us, the season ended when the NFL training camps opened
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2011 06:12 PM (Y+DPZ)
Man, how old is Phobe Cates now? Isn't she married to that geezer Kevin Kline?
Maybe she has a daughter I could call.
Posted by: Ashton Kucher, too young for Demi at September 28, 2011 06:13 PM (tQHzJ)
Heh. Couldn't wait that long!
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 06:13 PM (Ybl9g)
I don't know, but I"ll send him $20 if he'll take a swing at Romney at the next debate. Or if he'll endorse him, which would be just as damaging.
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:13 PM (5H6zj)
Damn, girl. I'd prefer suede, but those are suweeeet.
Unlike the Braves, that heel is nothin' but win.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (SsG4J)
Zombies are racists?! Who knew?
Posted by: HeatherRadish is partying like it's 1982!! at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (lGVMg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM (4q5tP)
Sloppy Joes? Oscar Mayer? Look out for anything crab related.
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: theCork at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (iSyWd)
Oooh, perhaps...
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (YxBuk)
Dead Island sucked. I only wish it was as good as that commercial.
Is Techland following the example of Square Enix and spending all of their production money to make really awesome trailers, thereby leaving nothing to make a decent game?
Even if they don't make it like the actual game, the movie will still suck. Case in point - the Resident Evil movies. Especially if Paul W.S. Anderson gets his paws anywhere near it.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
http://tinyurl.com/3ey8kru Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 28, 2011 10:10 PM
PETA probably eagerly forgave the dead doggeh artist because for hipster lefties, art transcends everything
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2011 06:15 PM (Y+DPZ)
I'm sure Burger King, Subway, M&M, Almond Joy/Mounds, Lays, etc. are just rarin' to go at having branded condoms with their catch phrases...
McDonald's: I'm Lovin' It!
Posted by: Secundus at September 28, 2011 06:15 PM (JZpkc)
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at September 28, 2011 06:16 PM (0b17P)
Snow White in armor is the new fad, just like Tim Burton put Alice in armor in the last Alice in Wonderland. I'm getting really tired of the girrrrrl power movies. Mostly because they suck.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:07 PM
How'dja like Jerry Bruckheimer's King Arthur, with Keira Knightley as badass Guinevere shooting arrows and sword-fighting all over the place totally indistinguishable from a bunch of grubby leather-clad warriors? (Oh except the rest of them were wearing armor and she was wearing some sort of bandeau in pitched battle on the frozen heath.) But, like, wasn't there a Royal Queen in that story somewhere before?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:16 PM (lKdN7)
Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:14 PM
Let me know I have the skeet launcher and lots O' shotgun shells as well as the new, (now a "used gun") .38 revolver with some great targets...
Posted by: The Black Knight at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (aD5Kx)
He's been rejuvenated with the endorsement from mikel mooooorrreee
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (/q1ap)
OMG, don't get me started on that one! I love Keira Knightly and she place hot bad girl very well, but that movie was *horrible*! The whole time I was watching it I just cringed. They took the Arthurian legend and threw it in the trash. I hated that movie. *Hated* it. Ugh.
And don't me started on the "historical" parts of it. If you're gonna try to make the legend seem real, maybe you should try reading a history book and memorizing some timelines!
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (YxBuk)
I don't know this "NFL" of which you speak, but The Void approaches, and the air will be filled with the stench of Yankee in October once again.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 28, 2011 06:18 PM (HjxoE)
Is Techland following the example of Square Enix and spending all of their production money to make really awesome trailers, thereby leaving nothing to make a decent game?
I think so, have you ever played Left for Dead? It's like that, but not as much fun.
The concept is interesting. I had hoped it was going to be like a Resident Evil game on an Island, but it wasn't.
It's filled with glitches and the game play is inconsistent. The worst part is the zombies level up. So if you're at level one strength it may take 5 hits to kill a level one zombie. But if you get deep into the game and are level twenty five, it will take 5 hits to kill a level 25 zombie. So there is no point to leveling up as the zombies level up too.
Also, guns do almost no damage, they're essentially useless in the game.
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:19 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 06:19 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:20 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 06:20 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 06:21 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: ArcadeHero at September 28, 2011 06:21 PM (mmHDH)
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 06:21 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM (4q5tP)
Sloppy Joes? Oscar Mayer? Look out for anything crab related.
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 10:14 PM (8DdAv)
Other possibilities: York Peppermint Patties, Klondike Bar, Nike, Wendy's ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:21 PM (4q5tP)
My mama's female cat, several years old, is getting wild as all get out. (They live in the absolute boondocks.)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 06:22 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 06:22 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 06:22 PM (Ybl9g)
Paul WS Anderson is responsible for Event Horizon and (as producer) Pandorum. I wouldn't count him out.
Event Horizon was on TV last night. It's more corny than I remembered, but it's still a good flick.
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:22 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Joffen at September 28, 2011 06:22 PM (EPcuy)
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:23 PM (tEGzl)
And don't me started on the "historical" parts of it. If you're gonna try to make the legend seem real, maybe you should try reading a history book and memorizing some timelines!
Also up for consideration here: The new Robin Hood, with Russel Crowe and the medieval Higgins boats. The movie that made Prince of Thieves look accurate.
Posted by: Secundus at September 28, 2011 06:23 PM (JZpkc)
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 10:19 PM (tEGzl)
No, I've never played Left for Dead, although I think my little brother has it for Xbox (I think).
Also, guns do almost no damage, they're essentially useless in the game.
What the hell? Guns are staple in every zombie game, even Dead Rising (IIRC - that's another one I've only played briefly).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:23 PM (1KJPp)
And don't me started on the "historical" parts of it. If you're gonna try to make the legend seem real, maybe you should try reading a history book and memorizing some timelines!
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:18 PM (YxBuk)
If by "historical" you only expect correctly identifying tribes, and the idea that Arthur might have been a Roman commander, and the existence of Hadrian's wall, then they got it spot on.
Of course, no one really knows if this Roman commander was the origin of the legend or not--it's a theory that happens to fit a few facts better than the other theories that have been floated in the past.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 06:23 PM (vNpDB)
For every "Event Horizon" and "Pandorum" there are at least two Resident Evil movies and one "Alien vs Predator" movie. 1:3...hmmm...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:25 PM (c0A3e)
I'd like to put a solar panel on the roof of the house but I need 500 million dollars to get started
Enclosed is 3 dollars for a chance to chow down with you
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2011 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 06:25 PM (6GvAC)
62 - okay not really
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 28, 2011 10:18 PM
Just as I thought. May I suggest a more accurate smiley?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:25 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 28, 2011 06:26 PM (4DS5T)
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 06:26 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 10:20 PM (6GvAC)
But if he directs, he just has to stick his wife Mila in the movie. Who just happens to have the acting range of emotionless stare to emotionless stare.
Case in point, the new Three Musketeers movie, where he felt that storyline really needed steam punk and flying airships.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 06:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 10:22 PM
Tell Gangsta Janice I said "fuck you"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2011 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
It's the story of individuals who survived under incredible circumstances. And there are photos and video that cannot be believed.
Holy cow! They just showed a video of a wave coming ashore, one I've never seen before. It was so much bigger than anything I've seen before.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 06:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 28, 2011 06:28 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 28, 2011 10:26 PM (4DS5T)
You'll find flesh is much more forgiving to the bolts.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 06:28 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 06:28 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 10:22 PM (/ybwc)
Is your pen pal OJ Simpson?
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:28 PM (F79HU)
Paul W.S. Anderson is responsible for that The Three Musketeers remake in the steampunk style. Oh, and of course his wife Milla Jovovich plays a lead role as a kick-ass girrrl power character.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 28, 2011 10:26 PM (4DS5T)
Good evening M&M crossbow fans - I saw a company selling a crossbow that was, essentially, an AR15 upper ... take apart your rifle, slap this on instead, bam, crossbow.
Anyone want me to try to find it?
Posted by: Steck at September 28, 2011 06:29 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 10:26 PM (GULKT)
Wow, we channeled mind thoughts on that one, 
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Hope you're feeling better.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:29 PM (c0A3e)
81 And is it possible for tame cats to go feral?
"Feral" means a domesticated animal that has returned to the wild, or a descendant of a domesticated animal that returned to the wild. So yes. Otherwise it would be a wild cat. 
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 28, 2011 06:30 PM (MSCON)
I keep clicking on the Phoebe Cates image but the fracking video doesn't start to play.
Anyone else have that problem?
Should we tell him? Or should we let him stay busy for another half-hour?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:31 PM (lKdN7)
Holy cow! They just showed a video of a wave coming ashore, one I've never seen before. It was so much bigger than anything I've seen before.
There was one video of a heavy set white male who walked out as the ocean receded and just stood there as the massive wave came it. that one has always stuck with me. I always wondered what was going through his head.
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:31 PM (tEGzl)
Is your pen pal OJ Simpson?
Thought he was in a Las Vegas jail.
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I thought that was a state prison.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:31 PM (lKdN7)
Thought he was in a Las Vegas jail.
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 28, 2011 10:30 PM (H/MnC)
Dunno.
Sad thing is you know he showed up and instantly got himself like four or five man bitches.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:32 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 28, 2011 06:32 PM (aRq7t)
Back home safe and sound from beautiful Boise.
Hope everyone else in the ONT Hard Luck Lonely Hearts Injury and Mourning Club is doing well.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:32 PM (4CSeG)
I'm eager for the Supreme Court to take on Obamacare. Thank goodness we have a wise Latina on the court to help interpret this for us--because clearly that's better than applying the Constitution to determine if it should stand or not.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 06:32 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 06:33 PM (6GvAC)
Hey, Joffen, I missed that you were having problems. So sorry to hear that, but glad that the counseling looks promising. Good luck to you.
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:33 PM (5H6zj)
My sister got her teeth fixed, then didn't wear her retainer, so they moved back. She says she has "feral teeth."
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (lKdN7)
Paul W.S. Anderson is responsible for that The Three Musketeers remake in the steampunk style. Oh, and of course his wife Milla Jovovich plays a lead role as a kick-ass girrrl power character.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 10:28 PM (c0A3e)
You must be time traveling since I only mentioned it on Saturday. And yeah I'm better my fever was gone on Sunday.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (1KJPp)
Maetenloch: Looks like you're struggling with some brutal business meetings. Be sure to take a break, get out and enjoy Oktoberfest!
Posted by: theCork at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (iSyWd)
===That Phoebe Cates scene.......made It move
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Yid Janitor emeritus at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (UqKQV)
The closing of the India and Pakistan border.
So awesome CDR M should put it on the next ONT. Then Drew should make a stand alone post. Then Ace should blog it later that same day.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:34 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)
It keeps going and going and going... - Energizer Batteries
Leave the driving to us - Greyhound
We try harder - Avis
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:36 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:36 PM (1KJPp)
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:36 PM (tEGzl)
Yeah, well Jason Chaffetz did, too.
Still holding out hope for Allen West.
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:38 PM (1KJPp)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 06:38 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 10:36 PM (GULKT)
I AM DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at September 28, 2011 06:38 PM (F79HU)
Oh and Happy 5772 to all the fellow Hebrews and Shebrews out there.
Posted by: Ben at September 28, 2011 06:38 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 06:38 PM (SsG4J)
So awesome CDR M should put it on the next ONT. Then Drew should make a stand alone post. Then Ace should blog it later that same day.
Posted by: Robert
Too late. We've seen it.
Posted by: Neo at September 28, 2011 06:39 PM (s1vtf)
Plop, plop, fiz, fiz, oh what a relief that is - Alka Seltzer
Good til the last drop - Maxwell House
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 06:39 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: Joffen at September 28, 2011 10:22 PM (EPcuy)
You bet your ass he is!
Posted by: cthulhu at September 28, 2011 06:39 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at September 28, 2011 10:38 PM (6GvAC)
You ever notice the more ridiculous the walks the worse the military?
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:39 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (7EV/g)
I find long technical discussions of proprietary software packages boring, don't you? Couple of weeks ago, every once in a while I'd try to send an e-mail and the system would stop it. You tend to ignore and work around the first few of these, but the restriction seems to be getting tighter. Today I got three bounced back, "Consult your service agreement." So this evening my IT manager and I had a longish talk with the local provider.
They've had the most awful rash of spam attacks lately, and lots of complaints--from valued customers!--about the need for better spam filtering, so they sub-contracted an Outside Firm in to nip it, nip it in the bud. The provider, you understand, has no input whatsover to the driving parameters of these new filters, and neither does the user. There's some sort of algorithm developed automatically, with no human involvement, based on the content of messages marked as spam by the recipients. That sounds rational, doesn't it.
And that is why you cannot send a message with the the words "president" and "communist" anywhere in it.They don't have to be in the same sentence, or otherwise grammatically linked. Just put those two on the page and you're done.
Nothing personal, you understand, and there's nothing we or you can do about it. Just how things are. No, we won't be raising this complaint to the next level. We're already responding to customer input. And if you have a need to send messages with that combination of words, please feel free to use one of our competitors. Our fees to you? No change. Anything else we can 'help' you with?
Now see, I'm old and suspicious and have a generally bad attitude, and that just looks like one too many coincidences to me. I'll bet lots of sharp young software experts here can explain how I'm not being censored, or nothin.
There may also be one or two who'd like to know the name of that provider, and what family owns it.
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 10:35 PM (JMmQ9)
Nope sorry, just AR15 so far.
I got the chance to handle it (but not shoot it)
Cripes, expensive though http://bit.ly/mgLgGk
Posted by: Steck at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Robert
Now there's some guys that could help if you got a roach problem...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (/q1ap)
You must be time traveling since I only mentioned it on Saturday. And yeah I'm better my fever was gone on Sunday.
Oops, my mistake. Good that you've recovered.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Neo at September 28, 2011 10:39 PM (s1vtf)
But how many times? It's not enough if it has only been posted twice.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: OldDominion Minion at September 28, 2011 06:41 PM (/fqj3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2011 06:41 PM (ZuP96)
I remember that from the Indonesian tsunami. I'm guessing he was either in shock or realized that running would be futile.
They just explained that the reasons behind the destruction in the Japanese tsunami have never been recorded before. The did a simulation of a similar wave at only 2.3 meters high and the leading edge of the water created a force of 14 tons per sq meter. And, where as the usual tsunami waves are low and rolling while at sea, this wave rose into a peak of 20 meters instantly upon creation at sea and more than doubled at shore.
That's the thing. All the videos I had seen before were of the harbors flooding. But tonight they showed videos of open water waves coming in. I am just blown away.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 06:41 PM (piMMO)
Ooohh, can i take charlie manson in the pool?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 10:34 PM
He's in State of California prison, right? Let's think federal now. Bernie Madoff, some Enron guy, Jonathan Pollard?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 06:41 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: theCork at September 28, 2011 10:14 PM (iSyWd)
I forgot to mention that in this remake, Snow White is her horse. So there's something for the furries too. There's something for everyone, bring the kids!
Posted by: theCork at September 28, 2011 06:41 PM (iSyWd)
They let her work looking like that? In front of customers? Has the store manager been mainlining Gardisil or something?
Take a look at her arms and then I'll give you one guess why nobody did anything.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 28, 2011 06:43 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:40 PM (/q1ap)
I'd like to see them fight it out with the Orkin man.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 06:43 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:43 PM (5H6zj)
Good to the last drop - Maxwell House
Tastes great, less filling - Miller Lite
It's in there - Prego Italian Sauces
Mmmmm! Beefy - Chef Boyardee Beefaroni
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:44 PM (4q5tP)
Does anyone ever have the one in which you are on your way to take a test, and realize you have never studied? Or that you can't find the classroom?
Posted by: elliot m at September 28, 2011 06:45 PM (zPich)
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 06:45 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:45 PM (1KJPp)
There may also be one or two who'd like to know the name of that provider, and what family owns it.
Posted by: comatus
Ok, I'll bite. How did you verify the combination of 'president' and 'communist' as a blocked set?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 06:46 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)
California.
California.
Bueller.
Pay no mind to Palm Coast Florida. It is in a dead-zone south of St. Augustine and north of Daytona and I-4. There is no industry there. Folks retired there to play golf and others in the town served them. Then, others moved in. Yet. no industry. Not unless you count fast food and retail joints.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 06:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:48 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:49 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (ZuP96)
It Hertz to put you in the drivers' seat.
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (NA+Ul)
Pamela Anderson hardest hit.
Besides, KFC's breasts are real, unlike Pammy's.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Robert
Enough to know they've already modified the peacock display.
"A TRADITIONAL choreographed aggression ceremony by guards posted on the India-Pakistan border is being scaled down due to knee injuries sustained by the soldiers, the Hindustan Times reports."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (s1vtf)
I am totally emailing back & forth with him on the "jpay" -- he's a whole lot nicer now than he was before he went up. I guess it's all a matter of perspective, lol!
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 06:50 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 06:52 PM (vNpDB)
Pamela Anderson looks like she got lit on fire and beaten out with a hammer in real life. Scary ugly.
She uses more spackle and Bondo than Sheppy Smith.
Stupid as a bag of lint too.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:53 PM (4CSeG)
Cross bows are neat, particularly the new reverse limb versions.
But, for those of a more traditional bent, and who want variety, there's this
Posted by: Arbalest at September 28, 2011 06:54 PM (QTiZZ)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 06:54 PM (NA+Ul)
Girl, it is just mad crazy. I've got the whole Dem crapweaselry on the one hand, then I've got the srsly bigtime Luap Nor deal going on on the other. I definitely fell into a big steamin' pile of hugely amusing shit with this, that's for damn sure.
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 06:55 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:55 PM (1KJPp)
Yeah.
And a bayonet.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:56 PM (4CSeG)
Fill it to the rim, with Brim - Brim Coffee
A silly millimeter longer - Chesterfield Cigarettes
Like a rock - Chevy Trucks
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux - Electrolux vacuum cleaners
Where's the cream filling? - Hostess Cakes
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 06:56 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 06:57 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 06:58 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 06:58 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 06:59 PM (1KJPp)
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 06:59 PM (/ybwc)
If they ever did a side-by-side of Pam Anderson when she modeled for (I think) Labatts and later as a post-surgical TV star, it would put the plastic surgery industry out of business. Before the clown tits and duck lips she was a beautiful woman.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 28, 2011 06:59 PM (7EV/g)
Something like this?
Posted by: Darth Merkel at September 28, 2011 06:59 PM (1+XRG)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 07:00 PM (NA+Ul)
Does anyone ever have the one in which you are on your way to take a test, and realize you have never studied?
Ugh, the happy daze of grad school. This fellow sufferer and I were sharing our fears, and voila! We weren't so much worried about the test as the nightmares we were going to have prior to the test.
I dreamed that I hadn't finished a big term paper. In my dream, I was actually running to the campus holding an enormous old electric typewriter -- some ancient IBM Selectric monster -- and trying to type my paper while I was running. The teacher kept calling me and saying "Where's that paper? Bring it to me now!" I was juggling the typewriter and my cell phone and trying to run all the way across the campus.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 07:00 PM (64qdH)
Pork. The other white meat. - National Pork Board
Beef. It's what for dinner - National Cattlemen's Beef
Something to smile about - Quaker Oatmeal
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:01 PM (4q5tP)
Something like this?
Gawddammit!
All the good stuff has been invented.
Now all it needs is a bayonet.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:02 PM (4CSeG)
I have a (very tiny) scar on my face from hitting the dashboard of a Packard as a small child. It was a very, very, very cool car. Probably weighed more than the space station.
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 07:02 PM (/ybwc)
Okay, it's official, I might be a little krotsky. Still, I am standing by that comment.
Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2011 07:04 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:05 PM (4q5tP)
Just for the taste of it - Diet Coke
Do you Yahoo ...? - Yahoo
Intel inside - Intel
Reach out and touch someone - AT&T
Please don't squeeze the Charmin - Charmin
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:06 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (NA+Ul)
Okay, it's official, I might be a little krotsky. Still, I am standing by that comment.
I am sober as a judge, sweet Peaches, and I stand by my comment, too! :p No finer way to start the day.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)
For about one revolting millisecond I read that as Tampax.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (piMMO)
I'm an 'ette, and I like the commercial with Phoebe Cates, she's beautiful! And the pic of the Lowe's lady in leggings, oh my, sure thought she was being cheeky and not wearing any pants!
I'm not wearing any pants, but nobody can see me so it's OK.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 07:07 PM (Zgfnd)
I dreamed that I hadn't finished a big term paper. In my dream, I was actually running to the campus holding an enormous old electric typewriter -- some ancient IBM Selectric monster -- and trying to type my paper while I was running. The teacher kept calling me and saying "Where's that paper? Bring it to me now!" I was juggling the typewriter and my cell phone and trying to run all the way across the campus.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 11:00 PM (64qdH)
Heh. While studying for the oral portion of the test (yep morons, I said oral) I had a recurring nightmare of being giving lecture and having someone come into my room and open fire with a gun.
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 07:08 PM (bqjJT)
Heh. While studying for the oral
portion of the test (yep morons, I said oral) I had a recurring
nightmare of being giving lecture and having someone come into my room
and open fire with a gun.
Any chance you welcomed it?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 07:11 PM (64qdH)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 07:11 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 07:11 PM (1KJPp)
an IBM Selectric and a cell phone in the same dream?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2011 11:07 PM
Well, it was a dream.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 07:12 PM (64qdH)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:13 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 28, 2011 07:13 PM (npr0X)
Any chance you welcomed it?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 11:11 PM (64qdH)
At that point I was on system overload and started self medicating with beta blockers so I wouldn't 'flush' when questioned, yeah. It almost seemed like a good solution.
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 07:13 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: General Electric at September 28, 2011 07:14 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:14 PM (d88g9)
I have a harley calender from the early 90's that has pam anderson on a bike, I guess before hollywood ruined her. Man, she was a natural beauty with a great natural rack. Hollywood sucks.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 07:15 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 28, 2011 07:15 PM (npr0X)
Pretty much the first game I've watched this season. I miss the good ol' days of 158 games on TBS.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:16 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 11:11 PM (1KJPp)
Somewhat related:
Splash it all over - Brut aftershave
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:16 PM (4q5tP)
Have been to one Oktoberfest and it was a blast. I was with a tour group and when we were leaving to go back to our bus there were quite a few people who had passed out and were lying on the sidewalk or leaning against buildings and lampposts. People just kind of stepped over or around them as they walked by.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 07:17 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:18 PM (4CSeG)
Don't get me started. I have neevr been so pissed in my life. They still show plenty of baseball games, too, just not Braves. I don't get it.
I have MLB Extra Innings, so I have seen them all, but this is just getting beyond ridiculous. Shoulda traded Heyward.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:19 PM (SsG4J)
He keeps going and going and going ... - Energizer
Because you're worth it - L'Oreal
Get N or get out - Nintendo
Is it live, or is it Memorix - Memoriz
The real thing - Coca Cola
Life's good - LG
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:19 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 07:19 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 11:18 PM (4CSeG)
Oh mah gawd. *fans self*
Posted by: The Navy at September 28, 2011 07:20 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:20 PM (M8yfa)
in Africa Zombies don't eat people, people eat zombies.
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:20 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 07:20 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 07:20 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 28, 2011 07:21 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at September 28, 2011 07:22 PM (c0A3e)
Be careful how you use it! - Hai Karate Aftershave
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:22 PM (4q5tP)
Fucking Ted Turner. And/or Bud Selig. They can both go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:22 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:22 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 28, 2011 07:23 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:23 PM (m6OUa)
It Takes a Tough Man to Make a Tender Chicken
Posted by: Perdue at September 28, 2011 07:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Carl’s Jr. at September 28, 2011 07:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 07:24 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 07:25 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:25 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 11:24 PM (9Lm5R)
Heh. I had totally forgotten about that annoying ass commercial.
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:26 PM (Ybl9g)
And they can do so with whomever decided to go with Inter-league play and this effing division heavy schedule.
What is the point of the World Series if you play outside your league? And I get so damn sick of watching the same teams over and over again.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 07:27 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:27 PM (Ybl9g)
Adult Depends - "whew! now that was a Spicy meatball!"
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:27 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: wiserbud at September 28, 2011 07:28 PM (3Okgs)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 28, 2011 07:29 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:29 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:29 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:29 PM (d88g9)
Yep.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 07:31 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 07:31 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at September 28, 2011 07:32 PM (ZUWaD)
And don't me started on the "historical" parts of it. If you're gonna try to make the legend seem real, maybe you should try reading a history book and memorizing some timelines!
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at September 28, 2011 10:18 PM (YxBuk)
If by "historical" you only expect correctly identifying tribes, and the idea that Arthur might have been a Roman commander, and the existence of Hadrian's wall, then they got it spot on.
Of course, no one really knows if this Roman commander was the origin of the legend or not--it's a theory that happens to fit a few facts better than the other theories that have been floated in the past.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 10:23 PM (vNpDB)
My favorite fiction author is Dumas. His novels were incredible in their scope, and for the fact that old ladies and teenage boys could read them. "The Three Musketeers" is about to be remade steampunk-style. I hate that the Arthurian legend is getting defiled, but when my main man is getting thrown on the pinball machine, yet again, eh. And meh.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 28, 2011 07:32 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 07:32 PM (bqjJT)
lol.
There used to be a trio of sisters at my HS who had a last name that was close enough, phonetically, to "Snickers". Let's just say that these sisters had a "reputation" IYKWIMAITYD (which I never confirmed - it could have all been a cruel gag too). One of my friends took the Snickers tag line and made it into "Hungry? Why wait? Grab a (one of these sisters)".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 07:32 PM (c0A3e)
Good condoms:
Almond Joy--"Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut..."
McDonald's--"We love to see you smile!"
My condoms:
Motel 6--"We'll leave the light on"
Posted by: LexisTexas at September 28, 2011 07:33 PM (Cn396)
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:34 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 07:37 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:38 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2011 07:38 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
I picked the wrong week to go to the beach.
Not good planning on their part.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 28, 2011 07:38 PM (PcYmo)
Okay, I'm having a brain burn now. Thanks, Count.
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:38 PM (8DdAv)
Ah, the good old days.....
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 28, 2011 07:39 PM (dIHHd)
I'm on MLB Xtra, I got Chip and and Joe on.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 11:37 PM (NA+Ul)
/Raises Hand
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 28, 2011 07:39 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:39 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Israeli Military Industries at September 28, 2011 07:40 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)
could be worse, Joe Buck could be included
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:40 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 07:41 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at September 28, 2011 07:41 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:41 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:41 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 28, 2011 07:42 PM (kaalw)
I dunno if I like how they're taking the Kerrigan/Zerg angle and turning the Zerg into "misunderstood" creatures.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 07:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 07:42 PM (FQlFL)
Hi and bye, Baldi!
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:43 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 11:41 PM (d88g9)
Oh, don't make me cry.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)
Didn't know a new one was coming out! I still haven't played Starcraft II yet!
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:43 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 07:44 PM (/izg2)
Prepararation H - the best seat in the house.
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:44 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:44 PM (M8yfa)
Speaking of Hallmark.
Hallmark now has greeting cards for people who have been laid off
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 07:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:45 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:45 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 07:45 PM (1KJPp)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 28, 2011 07:45 PM (PcYmo)
Vintage Arpege is beautiful stuff. The reformulation, not so much.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (SsG4J)
Is it in you? - Gaterade - Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 11:44 PM (8DdAv)
FIFY.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: I.R.S. condoms at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (PcYmo)
Posted by: Mariners Baseball Club at September 28, 2011 07:47 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 28, 2011 07:47 PM (PcYmo)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:45 PM (SsG4J)
being a fucking chicken shit pussy.
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:48 PM (M8yfa)
heh, also an entrant for the condom slogans
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 28, 2011 11:45 PM (1KJPp)
And for the meth-heads contest too.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 07:48 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:48 PM (d88g9)
Speaking of Hallmark.
Hallmark now has greeting cards for people who have been laid off
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 11:44 PM (c0A3e)
Yeah, let's hope they're stocking up for the 230,000 EPA workers who'll be out the door come January 2013.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 28, 2011 07:49 PM (kaalw)
Me neither, but I've seen several trailers of it on YouTube. I think it's coming out Spring 2012.
Here's one such trailer.
It looks fairly similar to Warcraft 3, where you have a "Hero" unit (kerrigan) who complements your other units throughout the whole game. It is interesting, I'll admit.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 07:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:49 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:49 PM (Ybl9g)
Zippo: Made in USA. Guaranteed Forever.
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 07:50 PM (NA+Ul)
LSMFT Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
Posted by: sonnyspats at September 28, 2011 07:50 PM (I/MzF)
"Light my Lucky"
(Wrap your lips around that beckoning cylinder, its bright red tip sparkling with energy, and suck in its essence, my dear.)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 07:50 PM (FQlFL)
I took it more as arrogance, but maybe I'm missing something. Was he afraid of getting hurt? I honestly just don't get it.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 11:49 PM (Ybl9g)
i didn't know Burger King made condoms?
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:51 PM (SsG4J)
nope, he pulled himself out of the game, he was up front about it being to protect his batting average
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 11:48 PM (d88g9)
Hell he can barely make it to first in time when he gets walked. Great player.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (SsG4J)
And then there was "Comet, it makes your teeth turn green, Comet, it tastes like gasoline! Comet, it makes you vomit! So buy some Comet, and vomit, tooo-daaaaaaay!
Yeah, we were weird kids.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:53 PM (Ybl9g)
too tired for fighting tonight, sorry I just can't muster up enough crazy to make it worthwhile, i'll be back in fighting form after i catch up on some sleep.
Posted by: shoey at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: drudge headlines at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 07:54 PM (vNpDB)
Ah, come on, NC Ref, show some mercy on me, I'm in mourning here.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:55 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (FMbng)
Also applies to OSHA safety slogans:
Safety. Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow.
Think safety. A small size does not always mean a light load.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 28, 2011 07:56 PM (kaalw)
Oh, by the way, I remember the 90's and all the arrogant Braves fans.
Mmmmm, yes, your tears sustain me..
(Phillies faithful since 198_)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 07:57 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 07:57 PM (Ybl9g)
Born to perform - Jaguar (remember how the guy said it? Jag-e-waur)
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 07:57 PM (8DdAv)
Me neither, but I've seen several trailers of it on YouTube. I think it's coming out Spring 2012.
Here's one such trailer.
It looks fairly similar to Warcraft 3, where you have a "Hero" unit (kerrigan) who complements your other units throughout the whole game. It is interesting, I'll admit.
It's almost exactly Starcraft 1 with new cut scenes. I was underwhelmed.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 07:58 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at September 28, 2011 07:58 PM (0It32)
I love 'em, dearly, and I always will, but I have never been arrogant.
I can get behind the Phillies, half their starters are Southern.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 07:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:55 PM (SsG4J)
MissTammy I actually say that with the highest respect for Chipper. I've been watching him since he was a rookie and have rooted for the Braves since their "worst-to-first" year. Way back when I lived in the ATL for a little bit. Great city too.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 08:00 PM (/izg2)
Saw them at the Astrodome in '88. Got autographs from Dale Murphy, Tom Glavine, Jon Smoltz. That was a fun trip.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:00 PM (d88g9)
The slogan was Armstrong flooring, A floor tough enough to poupon.
I still fucking laugh when I think of that.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 08:00 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 08:01 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: comatus at September 28, 2011 08:01 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:01 PM (Ybl9g)
Tastes great - less filling --- Miller lite
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 08:01 PM (bqjJT)
Top 10 Most Incredible Snapshots of Sonic Booms...
You Morons do realize that there is something fund-o-fucking-mentally different about snap #4, right?
Hint: Snaps 1-3, and 5-11: your dick, you wish...
Snap 4: Dick Cheney's dick.
Posted by: sherlock at September 28, 2011 08:02 PM (wa3LG)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:02 PM (Ybl9g)
Practical use: Zombie slaying
Pro: Reusable ammo
Con: It's not a gun
So...would you really want to pull the bolt out of the Zombie's head? Really?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2011 08:02 PM (FBr/C)
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so bummed. I love him, and I miss Bobby Cox.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 08:03 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 08:03 PM (4q5tP)
Most of the Braves fans I knew in the 90s were my age, so hardly long-suffering; they wouldn't start wearing colors until August, crowed how great they were for 2 months, then mysteriously disappeared in the fall after another October flame-out...and they weren't from the South, so I'm pretty sure they were bandwagon scum, probably most of them are Yankee fans now...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 08:03 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 08:04 PM (bqjJT)
Most of the rest of them are Navy. I can see rainbows in #4. Is that what you're talking about?
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:04 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)
Hell yeah. And their GM at the time, still trying to remember his name, but my brother was friends with his kid, long name started with S maybe?
Posted by: Trojans at September 28, 2011 08:05 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: don draper at September 28, 2011 08:06 PM (UbPic)
Time to go, tards. Gotta go get some culture in my life - TV!!
Posted by: Ghost of Kim Novak at September 28, 2011 08:06 PM (8DdAv)
Posted by: El Zopilote at September 28, 2011 08:06 PM (LZDLV)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (FQlFL)
FIFY.
I'm old. I remember when Hank Aaron played. I rememebr when he hit the big one. Dale Murphy was my first crush, but Henry Aaron is The Only Man I'll Ever Love.
And Gaylord Perry was a crazy SOB.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: CDR M at September 29, 2011 12:06 AM (Ybl9g)
I have a bad addiction to that stuff.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: someone at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (bqjJT)
Also watched a little election coverage that cruise. Enough to know that my Florida absentee ballot didn't get counted.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (d88g9)
Here's a REAL old cigarette one - guess which:
"Not a cough in a carload"
Posted by: El Zopilote at September 28, 2011 08:09 PM (LZDLV)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:09 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 08:11 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: don draper at September 28, 2011 08:11 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Flounder at September 28, 2011 08:12 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:12 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 29, 2011 12:11 AM (vNpDB)
Probably the same guys that wrote the Iranian NIE.
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (Ybl9g)
I think that was the only Series I didn't finish watching in my 47 years. Couldn't scrape up much enthusiasm for it, other than wanting the Yankees to lose so bad I couldn't enjoy it at all.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (0It32)
Posted by: El Zopilote at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (LZDLV)
Posted by: don draper at September 29, 2011 12:11 AM (UbPic)
Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Don Cherry at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (/izg2)
http://tinyurl.com/36qfq2t
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:14 PM (M8yfa)
Still, my two favorite teams are the Braves and whoever is playing NY.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:15 PM (d88g9)
No you are not, either! I meant the faux-Braves fans, not every one who came down South.
Full disclosure, I hate New York and Boston accents, too, so I can understand why that was an issue.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:16 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 08:16 PM (gvKUn)
Oh yeah it would be!
Posted by: CDR M at September 28, 2011 08:17 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Bomber at September 29, 2011 12:15 AM (d88g9)
Brew Crew.....I mean come on, we're beer and no sane person hates beer
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:17 PM (M8yfa)
I might have to argue that whatever shit comes out of Milwaukee barely qualifies as beer, but if you end up playing the Yankees I'm definitely in.
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:18 PM (d88g9)
The Beer that made Mel Famy walk us.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at September 28, 2011 08:18 PM (0It32)
Stick with a),whoever can beat the Yankees, b) a Southern team, c) whoever has the most Southern players.
I'm liking the Phillies. Texas is always fine, from an 'ette point of view...Josh Hamilton.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Bomber at September 29, 2011 12:18 AM (d88g9)
there is a reason why no locals drink Miller (outside of Beast), we've got killer micro-breweries
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:19 PM (M8yfa)
Damn, how far have we fallen that such a marketing idea is impossible to consider today.
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 08:20 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:20 PM (M8yfa)
and you gotta see this Carrera ad it say's it all...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 08:21 PM (KZLoo)
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!
The pause that refreshes.
And that'll be $50,000 please.
Posted by: don draper at September 28, 2011 08:22 PM (UbPic)
I never thought to ask you if you're a Yankees fan.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:23 PM (SsG4J)
Okay....that's just funny
Posted by: christmasghost at September 28, 2011 08:24 PM (ibzsd)
Posted by: Bomber at September 28, 2011 08:25 PM (d88g9)
Anyone remember the Teaberry shuffle?
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 08:26 PM (Zgfnd)
It's a strange new world, Bomber. Glad I missed the one they probably put up about the Cards.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:28 PM (SsG4J)
I never thought to ask you if you're a Yankees fan.
Posted by: MissTammy
Hey MissTammy,, saw you talking the baseball upthread.. I'm not really into normal sports per-say... sailboat racing and weird shit like that I follow.
Leaves will be in prime color this weekend in the Northern and central Mt areas
My area is warmer from the lake being close by. The warm weather is leaving today and it's back to 50's for day temp. 30's-40's nite.
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 08:29 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 08:30 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Flounder at September 28, 2011 08:31 PM (Kkt/i)
If you can believe what you read from a supposed "insider" things ain't going so swimmingly at the WH, and 'Chelle is deep in it. Who knows? It will be interesting to see what stories come out when he's no longer the prez.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 08:32 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at September 28, 2011 08:32 PM (Cs6bg)
My mama's female cat, several years old, is getting wild as all get out. (They live in the absolute boondocks.)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 10:22 PM (SsG4J)
yeah they can.
sometimes my stallion wakes up on the wrong side of the stall and just up and decides "IVE GONE FERAL!!!!!!"
Takes hours to catch him, he acts like hes never seen a halter before, and its hilarious. he just gets this notion he wants to be the boss of himself.
Cats do that too. You know how some older women get more eccentric and independent, then others go all weird and dependent and homebody? Cats do the same thing. Sounds like she lives out in the sticks and got more independent and a taste for the hunt. dometic cats decide to stay kittens and let you be the mommy. MAybe moms cat just likes to be her own grown up thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:32 PM (QNeKQ)
Better than being a Yankees fan, though I wouldn't hold even that heresy against you! Besides, I don't think sailing is weird at all. Very elegant.
What else do you follow? I'd like someone to explain Australian Rules football and rugby to me. I also like Lacrosse.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:33 AM (SsG4J)
No blood, no foul. Heh.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 08:38 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Bomber at September 29, 2011 12:25 AM (d88g9)
ever watch local news? We had to switch to a local channel because one of the directv games was blacked out (we never, EVER watch local news) and some poorly made up woman comes on with:
"A naked man arrested downtown, more at six!"
I for SURE figured it was Ace, but then remembered we don't have any hobos so... no...
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 08:40 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:35 AM (SsG4J)
so am i.
there are defintely days when i wake up thinking IVE GONE FERAL!!!!!!
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:41 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 08:42 PM (fyOgS)
http://tinyurl.com/3r3makz
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:42 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 08:44 PM (x3YFz)
http://tinyurl.com/3r3makz
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 12:42 AM (M8yfa)
that is beyond fucking awesome. Its like as he gets more hair, it all just says Fuckit! and decides to start defying gravity...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:45 PM (QNeKQ)
that is beyond fucking awesome. Its like as he gets more hair, it all just says Fuckit! and decides to start defying gravity...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 12:45 AM (QNeKQ)
he is the aliens expert they have
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:46 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:41 AM (SsG4J)
Tammy, first, I apologize for last night. I shouldn't have said that. No excuses.
He's got HGE. Long story short: he's alive, and every hour he's alive increases his chances for remaining that way exponentially. Not out of the woods yet, but we're 70/30. Great vet team. I appreciate you asking.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 08:46 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 12:44 AM (x3YFz)
eight horses right now, ten cats (three in the house, seven in the barn and hayloft) and one dog or another at various times. One Marine. And Aurochs. Sigh.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:47 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 12:42 AM (M8yfa)
that is beyond fucking awesome. Its like as he gets more hair, it all just says Fuckit! and decides to start defying gravity...
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 12:45 AM (QNeKQ)
I'm picturing a Don King photo-essay like that......
Posted by: NC Ref at September 28, 2011 08:48 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:49 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 12:44 AM (x3YFz)
eight
horses right now, ten cats (three in the house, seven in the barn and
hayloft) and one dog or another at various times. One Marine. And
Aurochs. Sigh.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 12:47 AM (QNeKQ)
you trying to get on the next episode of hoarders?! LOL
I have 7 parrots. 2 (hopefully) dogs. I cannot imagine the amount of time it takes to care for your crew! And feeding everyone?! You, ma'am, deserve a medal.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 08:50 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 12:46 AM (x3YFz)
you have my prayers.
and yea the longer he lives the more likely he will continue to do so.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:51 PM (QNeKQ)
No apology necessary, I wasn't bothered by what you said. I left you an apology on last night's ONT, and I'll say it again, I'm sorry I upset you.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:52 PM (SsG4J)
Heh.. true that. I'm not much a fan of anything in southern NY.. specially the tards the move up here.. While most sailing is elegant mine is more controlled chaos on a personal level and what I follow.. I also catch a formula auto race once in while and can't help you on Australian football, never made sense to me either.. lots of pushing and grunting and knocking teeth out..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 08:52 PM (KZLoo)
you have my prayers.
and yea the longer he lives the more likely he will continue to do so.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 12:51 AM (QNeKQ)
Thank you. I know you know. When you've got a lot of critters, something is bound to go wrong about every 6 months. I'm sure you've been through similar. It never stops sucking, though. It always sucks.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 08:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 08:54 PM (yh0zB)
We call that Saturday night in Dixie....
You need to come out here and watch the Long Beach Grand Prix with us. Not sure if it's Formula One or Indy, to be honest, but it's fun to go to!
I used to sail little catamarans when I was a young miss, but I get creeped out when I get too far out. I love the water; I am a total water-baby, but I need to see land.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 08:55 PM (SsG4J)
As for the cats... of my neighbor's barn cats had kittens in my hay barn, and i am too tender hearted to shoot them, so guess what? i tamed the damn feral things. Still cant believe that. They come when i call em too. crazily i was bitten by a tame cat. NOT one of the wild ones.
the indoor cats are way too well behaved to bite even if hurt. the 17 yo one i keep thinking will die any week of her cancer, but she keeps pluggin along.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 08:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 08:59 PM (M8yfa)
Its Londo Molari from Babylon 5. You can clearly see he is a Centari.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 08:59 PM (FMbng)
I was on a boat off the coast of Iraq, mostly, back in the fall of 2000.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 08:59 PM (yh0zB)
No apology necessary, I wasn't bothered by what you said. I left you an apology on last night's ONT, and I'll say it again, I'm sorry I upset you.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)
Great vet team. They knew what to do right away and got him on IV fluids and antibiotics right away. He needed a transfusion (which, as an aside, led to the 1 time I laughed today when the wife said: "what, they have a dog blood bank? They pay them like 2 biscuits a pint?") but I went to see him today and he was ready to come home (in his mind) and was all licky/barky/happy
so... that little voice? the one that we never pay attention to? it's telling me it is what it is, we did all we could, and that's it. Nothing left to do but wait.
And about the other thing? I accept your apology if you accept mine
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 12:59 AM (FMbng)
Londo had way cooler hair
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (M8yfa)
I finally got the last pieces for my Saiga, and now it's an AK-101 clone (.223).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (yh0zB)
God bless you, GGE! And thanks.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (SsG4J)
She doesn't approve of the ferals, I'm sure.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:58 AM (SsG4J)
awwww, shes a good sport about them. she looks like an old lady who has her front yard over run with little girls, but shes willing to lie under the peach tree and watch their games and be amused by them. i have caught her teaching them to hunt barn mice.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Seen on Facebook...25 years ago we had Ronal Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Today we have Barack Obama, no cash and no hope.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 09:02 PM (4ixH5)
Death to those dogs; they enslaved my people!
Posted by: derit at September 28, 2011 09:02 PM (FQlFL)
Hmm, yeah true, it usually was the pee-on centauri that sported the lower hair.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 09:03 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 09:03 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 09:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 01:04 AM (x3YFz)
still waiting to get into the beta 
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 09:06 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 09:07 PM (QNeKQ)
I wish I knew how to do that. Our feral has been with us for 5 years, living in the house, but she keeps a distance of about 2 1/2 feet. She will get closer when food is involved.
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 09:07 PM (4Kl5M)
So lets get this straight, English language media won't ask the tough questions, so we have to rely on Spanish language to do it? I guess I should be happy someone is asking. Maybe a repub candidate could mention it?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 28, 2011 09:08 PM (jiVmv)
You might enjoy a site called the looking spoon, if you haven't seen it already. They are conservative and do lots of satire stuff like that. It'd be thelookingspoon.com You can also follow them on FB.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 09:08 PM (Zgfnd)
Because, and ONLY because, of these terms.... I'll accept it.
Listen to that voice, it doesn't lie! And give your boy a pat for me when you bring him home.
Gushka, she sounds like a noblewoman!
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 09:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at September 28, 2011 09:12 PM (hGTfi)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 09:13 PM (yh0zB)
Behave yourselves, now.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 09:14 PM (SsG4J)
and the older kitten that raised them absolutely LOVES me. The older kitten abandoned in my barn by her mother had her sister get killed by the neighbors dogs, and she ran to my place for safety. She was tiny and learned i meant safety and food, then i played with her, so i was fun too. She taught her little abandoned sisters the same. I had no idea that all those kittens would survive!
we have owls!
we have Coyotes!
and yet they did.
my vet laughs and laughs. She says i just run my place too damn well.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 09:15 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 28, 2011 09:16 PM (yh0zB)
Change my litter box and fetch my tuna, human!
Posted by: GGE's ungrateful cat at September 28, 2011 09:18 PM (4Kl5M)
You need to come out here and watch the Long Beach Grand Prix with us.
I used to sail little catamarans when I was a young miss,
Posted by: MissTammy
Heehee good one on the night in Dixie
Would I have to wear a "puffy shirt" if I come out to the long beach GP?
I do ususally catch reruns of the race and yes it's formula..I like pretty
much any road type racing, roundy rounds make me dizy
I learned to sail on a Tornado, 20' olympic catamaran.. I learned very fast..
I also love being around/on water, it has a very soothing effect on me and my
first name has somthing to do with water *Douglas* so I guess it was meant to
be for me...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 09:19 PM (KZLoo)
That site is gonna keep me busy a while.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 09:24 PM (4ixH5)
Buuuuuut I see the new Kindles and DAMN! They really came down on the prices.
$79 bucks for the cheapest model? SOLD!
But...what was previously the cheapest version has been renamed the Kindle Keyboard and now they're claiming battery life of two months? How are they making that claim? It looks like the EXACT same third generation Kindle. Or is this 3.1 with a newer better battery? I don't really see this mentioned on the product page. I'm going to assume they're blowing smoke up my ass unless some other reputable source says otherwise.
Still, at those prices you'd be crazy not to buy.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 09:28 PM (4ixH5)
and you gotta see this Carrera ad it say's it all...
You WILL get a kick out of it pretty much work safe..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 09:29 PM (KZLoo)
The harley shop I work out of occasionally had 3 stray cats that used to come around. One was a kitten. The owner started leaving food out at night when we closed up, so they used to show up before closing on schedule looking for the food. The winter was coming do the owner caught the kitten and brought it inside and put it in a big cage. A day or so later we opened the cage and let him walk around the shop at night to find his own place. He started sleeping on a way high shelf, so we stuck a cat bed up there and he started using it, and would come down to his cage for his food, but didn't come near us. We also hung a few cat toys around the shop that he started playing with. A few days later the shop dog comes in, she is a dutch shepherd, very nice dog, very friendly. The cat comes down and walks right up to it, and from that moment on they were best buddies. Its a rural area, so from that point on the dog and kitten would walk around the property exploring,and the dog was its protector. The cat kitten would sleep in between the dog's paws as the dog sat like the sphinx. The cat went to the vet and got all it's shots, and eventually the shop owner took it home and now its a house cat. Meanwhile a year later the other 2 adult cats are getting used to people and sit near the open bay doors now when diner time comes. They used to stay far away.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 09:30 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 09:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 01:29 AM (KZLoo)
I'm at work. I'm hoping some large breasted woman shows up needing some late night sexual healing. I pray for the strength to satisfy her for hours on end.
Robert - soon they will be free
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 01:31 AM (WkuV6)
I do notice that the cheapest Kindle costs the same as an Amazon Prime subscription.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 09:36 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert
I haven't heard of any great leaps in hand held/lappie battery's so the smoke up the butt theory might apply.. I do know dells lower end new battery's suck ass. Has to replace my daughters 15" just after a year and the better battery is bigger as it has 2 more cells. Kindles shouldn't need a lot of juice but for a month?? very questionable
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 09:37 PM (KZLoo)
I have a Stolen Valor issue. I was an Air Force MTI for some years some years ago. I trained a guy who claimed to have gone through Ranger school. I need to verify. He's marching about with a ranger tab that it appears he didn't earn.
Is anyone dialed in to the Ranger Training Brigade at at Benning that could help me run a name?
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 09:37 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 09:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert
Ah hah,,, the cleaning lady on the desk fantasy,,, heehee
The honey in the ad just does a quick flash to the car..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 09:41 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: whiskey tango at September 28, 2011 09:43 PM (JvP2I)
Thats killer. That has to be some funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 09:44 PM (FMbng)
You don't seem to believe him. Has he given any other specifics about his time in the Army?
No, no connection at Benning.
BTW, I believe it is Infantry Training Brigade (yes, I was the recipient of their tender affections for 13 weeks), but the Ranger School has a cadre.
Posted by: GGE's ungrateful cat at September 28, 2011 09:44 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 01:30 AM (FMbng)
the first kiten was abandoned out back same time i was nursing ellie and sleeping outside. So she saw me as just another denizen of the warm safe barn. She was lonely as well as hungry and i talked to her. then i payed with her from a distance with the tip of a long whip then a shorter whip.
they learn fast that where i am is light and safety and good food. the coyotes dont come near when i am out and i have a stick that goes POP! and makes them go away.
tonight i was in the black mare's (that colicked a few weeks ago) stall she was feeling crappy and yes... i was hand feeding her a wet mash with probiotic and electrolyte, after walking her. we were having a chat while i was waiting for her to poop or fart, since she was acting crampy again, and guess who climbs in with us...? Spec, and then his sister Emmie. yapping and chatting it up with the black mare while i hand fed her. shed stick her nose into my hand and take a bite then chew and look like she was listening to the cats.
i swear this is the very best life of all, at least for me.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 09:45 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 01:13 AM (yh0zB)
Don't forget to recycle. It's for the children.
Posted by: Owner of corner Chinese Restaurant at September 28, 2011 09:46 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 09:47 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 09:47 PM (bxiXv)
You don't seem to believe him. Has he given any other specifics about his time in the Army?
No, no connection at Benning.
BTW, I believe it is Infantry Training Brigade (yes, I was the recipient of their tender affections for 13 weeks), but the Ranger School has a cadre.
Posted by: GGE's ungrateful cat at September 29, 2011 01:44 AM (4Kl5M)
He wasn't in the Army. Years ago Strategic Air Command (yes, I'm that old) would get a few slots every year for our security forces guys. I don't believe him because it appears that when he left Lackland, his incoming cop commander did exactly what I'm trying to do: verify. He then was NOT a cop (overnight, as these things go), and relegated to some family councilor or some crap job.
However, and why I'm asking, is he maintains to this day he was a ranger. You may not think highly of the air force, but within our community, we MTI's are rabid about integrity, and this guy stinks.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 09:51 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 01:37 AM (x3YFz)
There is an organisation that will run these folks down.
It may be called Stolen Valor, not sure.
Posted by: jake at September 29, 2011 01:47 AM (gvKUn)
aye. there are several. I'm shotgunning this.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 09:51 PM (x3YFz)
Don't forget to recycle. It's for the children.
Wouldn't that be REUSE???
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 09:52 PM (KZLoo)
It may be called Stolen Valor, not sure.
I've seen a forum devoted to the subject.
That has to be a very special moment when someone who spent a career in special ops shows up, introduces themselves, and ask you to stop pretending whatever it is you are pretending.
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 09:52 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 01:29 AM (KZLoo)
BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 09:54 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: There is No Cannibalism in the British Navy at September 28, 2011 09:57 PM (bxiXv)
Not quite following. He was an MP, or Air Force equivalent when this happened?
The demotion part is clear enough.
However, and why I'm asking, is he maintains to this day he was a ranger. You may not think highly of the air force, but within our community, we MTI's are rabid about integrity,
When I was in the Army, some of my best friends were Air Force. As a grunt, I always liked seeing A-10s flying over.
No idea what an MTI is.
and this guy stinks.
Bathe him!
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 01:56 AM (KZLoo)
There was a car?
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 10:01 PM (4ixH5)
If I knew how to put it up on teh Yahoo Group as an avi I would.""
Yeah I couldn't tell you how to do that, it sounds funny though. What is this yahoo group thing?
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 10:02 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 10:02 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 01:51 AM (x3YFz)
tango. i must tell you everything i know about the military i learned as a dependent. My dad is an AF bird Col. I have dated real deal guys. Admission: i have always been uninterested in deatails of what they were or what they did. Didnt wanna know. All i cared about were horses. I was raised by someone outside the family, and he was a Marine who didnt talk about what he did either, much. He taught me horses. people who talk prolly never did it. this is AXIOMATIC.
Now in my humbly considered and uneducated opinion... its seems if he was an AF guy he would have been a snakeater like a Raven or a Combat Weatherman or Flight Controller or Pararescue. Maybe FAST team or .... sigh. they can work with rangers and train alongside sometimes....but.... they are not rangers. wouldnt call themselves that.
do you see what i am trying to say? why would he say RANGER? and not back it up or have ranger friends ort at least ranger people he worked with and didnt like, who remember him, can back up his story?
doesnt make sense. i think hes a nut.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 10:03 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 10:04 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: David Gillies at September 28, 2011 10:04 PM (FdBA0)
There was a car?
Well I can now see why Carrera sales didn't increase with that ad...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:06 PM (KZLoo)
"We donÂ’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Heartless Truman North at September 28, 2011 10:07 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 10:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 10:08 PM (bxiXv)
I don't make shit up so I never have to worry about being called on it.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2011 10:11 PM (GOdSQ)
Man she was hot. Actually, there wasn't a bad rack on that whole show. Now thats good fucking Sci-fi. lol
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 10:15 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:15 PM (gvKUn)
doesnt make sense. i think hes a nut.
Probably so Gushka,, most who earn it don't have to boast about it.. in any service branch..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:15 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 10:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 02:06 AM (KZLoo)
I wonder if sales of high class call girls changed at all?
See, this is why we need to legalize. I'd love to switch on Jim Cramer and see what Call Girl Futures are doing.
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 10:19 PM (4ixH5)
Is that even possible?
Posted by: fluffy
Well, if you shave the final lap, it is.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 28, 2011 10:20 PM (GOdSQ)
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 02:15 AM (KZLoo)
this is just me going on a hunch, my experience of AF guys and a hunch, but AF Spec Forces WOULD NEVER call themselves anything else.
they simply have no CLUE Marines are so much better and so they think they are the very best, and cling to that. (she says tongue firmly in cheek)
BTW ...watching my dad and Grim snip at each other is a hoot.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 10:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 02:15 AM (FMbng)
She did Playboy sometime back in the late 90s.
Indeed, she was sooooo fine!
Posted by: Robert at September 28, 2011 10:20 PM (4ixH5)
When I was in the Army, some of my best friends were Air Force. As a grunt, I always liked seeing A-10s flying over.
No idea what an MTI is.
and this guy stinks.
Bathe him!
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 02:01 AM (4Kl5M)
MTI = Military Training Instructor. DI to you army and marine types.
And gotta love those hogs. the sound of a pair of hogs on CAS is like beethoven.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:21 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:23 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 02:02 AM (4ixH5)
I appreciate it.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:25 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Gushka
Yes I have to go with ya on that as well,, heehee
I can just imagine the fur flying when the two jarhead square it off, and that's
old school agin new school Marine so must be like front line....
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:29 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 10:31 PM (M8yfa)
Same here T9,,, we love our doggies cause we can always count on them to love us.. Glad to hear it's good news
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:33 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:33 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:35 PM (x3YFz)
The funny thing was one of the best consistent racks on that show was on the red haired freaky bubbly chick with the weird tail.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 10:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:38 PM (gvKUn)
Yeah baby,, warthog can do the close in work and take hits' like a tank.. personally my respect however goes to the crazy ass Army chopper jocks (Warrant Officer) who could fly between freaking tree branches to deliver the ordinance.. they saved our ass many a time. didn't even bother calling Marine air wing..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:38 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:40 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: whiskey tango at September 28, 2011 10:40 PM (JvP2I)
I thought the Ranger battalion in Georgia was at Hunter Army Air Field on Ft Stewart.
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 10:41 PM (4Kl5M)
That's why we had the Navy,, they were our taxi service and air support,, course you guys did deliver the big shit, B52's but then it was noisy and all earthquaky and the air stank real bad so we didn't call youz all as much...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:44 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 10:46 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 10:46 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:47 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Zakn at September 28, 2011 10:47 PM (7F9i5)
597 Grrr. That is not a sonic boom. That is a Prandtl-Glauert singularity.
IMHO, some of them are "sonic booms", AKA shockwaves - the ones that diverge sharply perpendicular to the flightpath. The others are those thingys you mention.
Oh, and the answer to what is different about #4? It's a friggen B-1 bomber and the rest are little fighter-biters. Hint about Dick Cheney's dick should have told ya'll that.
ps. B-1 can go supersonic, real good.
Posted by: sherlock at September 28, 2011 10:48 PM (H9eC4)
I thought the Ranger battalion in Georgia was at Hunter Army Air Field on Ft Stewart.
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 02:41 AM (4Kl5M)
No, I'm pretty sure it's at Camp Darby and/or Camp Rogers.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:48 PM (x3YFz)
That's why we had the Navy,, they were our taxi service and air support,, course you guys did deliver the big shit, B52's but then it was noisy and all earthquaky and the air stank real bad so we didn't call youz all as much...
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 02:44 AM (KZLoo)
JP-4... smells like.... victory!
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:49 PM (x3YFz)
Yeah all rules are off I guess. I saw they were using a lite 155 as a sniper gun in the A-stan... one shot 20 kills... bullets are little costlier. no lie it was at Weasel Zippers,
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 10:51 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: The Dude at September 28, 2011 10:51 PM (M8yfa)
I can just imagine the fur flying when the two jarhead square it off, and that's
old school agin new school Marine so must be like front line....
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 02:29 AM (KZLoo)
worse.
Marine NCO vs retired AF Col. (Pilot)
otherwise known as "i outrank you so bad its not funny" vs "Yeah, but im fuckin your daughter."
good times. good times.
actually its kinda weird. my dad loves him and he loves my dad too. you shoulda seen when dad saved him from my mom crocheting him a BLUE afghan and made sure she made one that was a desert digicam color and a jungle one that was smaller.
they are so cool looking they appear to be issue but are soft and comfy and double as camo netting. we sent him the desert cor one in Iraq and he used it over his bed and everyone got sooooo jealous on field days when they saw it. wanted to know where they could get one.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 10:52 PM (QNeKQ)
Night monors. keep your hobos dead and your pudding handy.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:54 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:55 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 10:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 10:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 10:57 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:57 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 10:59 PM (x3YFz)
Yes I believe it was Jake,,, they were taking out whole feaking patrols with 2 firing in tandem...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:00 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: jake at September 28, 2011 11:00 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 02:56 AM (x3YFz)
No. my dad is.
im a Brat. thats it. and a Marine dependant.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 11:02 PM (QNeKQ)
They really have let things go to hell around here lately....
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 28, 2011 11:05 PM (QSk5p)
Just as long as it's not dougie.... well no Pirate shirt makes it more attractive and thanks for the complement. while maybe not as muscular I stay trim through starvation...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:08 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:16 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 11:21 PM (bxiXv)
I gotta get me a Southern Gal,, Actually went out with one from Va for a summer and she was golden like you MissTammy... I still have meat on my bones so not too bad off.. just get busy and bypass meals for getting stuff done..
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:24 PM (KZLoo)
Now, back to the regular postings...
Posted by: kakypat at September 28, 2011 11:25 PM (b8jZZ)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:16 AM (SsG4J)
yeah, i dont particularly like em thick, but skinny... ugh. Man needs to look like a healthy man
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 11:27 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 29, 2011 03:21 AM (bxiXv)
Get in line, pal.
Posted by: Robert holding a handful of roses at September 28, 2011 11:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:34 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 11:34 PM (bxiXv)
They really have let things go to hell around here lately....
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 29, 2011 03:05 AM (QSk5p)
you mad, bro?
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 11:35 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 11:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:37 PM (SsG4J)
Or the inverse. Posted by: Merovign
I've been hear lot of:
How much are you Worth
instead of the not worthy
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:38 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 29, 2011 03:35 AM (bxiXv)
The hell you don't...NEXT!
Posted by: Imperial Paper Pusher at September 28, 2011 11:38 PM (4ixH5)
Gushka, I actually prefer thick. I would take a fat man over a skinny runt any day.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:37 AM (SsG4J)
Tammy, I love my woman. But the girl couldn't boil water. I had a checklist: 1) likes football. 1.a) is a Steeler fan 2) Smart 3) Hot! (1-3 are interchangeable at my discretion) 4) Has a job 5) can cook.
My wife got an "A" in 1-4 and a freaking omg-drop-the-class "F" in 5.
I'm freakin' starvin' here! Only guy I know in my age group who's LOST weight not trying. Everyone else is all bbq'd up, runnin' around with love handles like whoa... but not me. I'm the Etheopian kid commercial at the fantasy football draft... all my boys are like "dude... you want a sammwich?"
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 11:44 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 28, 2011 11:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 11:45 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:47 PM (SsG4J)
Gushka, I actually prefer thick. I would take a fat man over a skinny runt any day.
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:37 AM (SsG4J)
oh totally. could NOT agree more.
and i like to make yummy food, eat all KINDS of good things, and a skinny dude usually has a bunch of dumb food rules. Grimmy is a nice medium type hes fit and strong but will eat cake if i make it and be glad i have brownies and isnt too good for red meat. OTOH... he likes fruit and veggies and that suits me too. But his stomach cant handle onions AT ALL. we call them the dreaded onions. but thats pretty simple. really.
my sisters ex was a skinny bitch who not only dieted all the time but made her diet too!
AUGH!!!!
i knew Grim was cool when i asked him how he wanted me to look (I was passing up ice cream) and he said "HAPPY, WOMAN! now eat the dam ice cream, that i know you want."
so i did. and he was right. i had really wanted that ice cream. A lot.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 11:48 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy
Good point MissTammy,, needed: Female live in horny cook 2-3 times a week. (depending on horniness) competitive salary offered...
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:49 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:47 AM (SsG4J)
thats ok. i will bring the pie.
i have The Touch for pies. And cheesecake. I can do that too.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 28, 2011 11:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2011 11:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 03:45 AM (WkuV6)
I went to This Aint Hell and Kit Up and posted. There's enough guys there that someone could help. I dread having to make a FOIA request through AFPC. My best friend is the command chief at the af academy, and we were MTIs together and he knows this douchebag, so he can pull more strings than I can.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 11:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:52 AM (SsG4J)
...and that's why I learned to cook
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 11:53 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 03:47 AM (SsG4J)
thats ok. i will bring the pie.
i have The Touch for pies. And cheesecake. I can do that too.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 03:49 AM (QNeKQ)
Gushka, if I could somehow convince your marine to let us adopt you.... pies... horses.... CHEESECAKE!
We'll take both of you in. Tell your marine I have guns. marines like guns.
Posted by: tangonine at September 28, 2011 11:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: MissTammy
I'm guessing he don't let you put those on the open window seal to cool??
all this food talk is getting me hungry...thanks Robert..//
Posted by: beanervt at September 28, 2011 11:58 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: black-eyed eat your peas at September 29, 2011 12:01 AM (zWrFe)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 29, 2011 12:09 AM (bxiXv)
Effin' Palpatine cleaned us right out. Dick. Posted by: Merovign,
Chest bump Mero, I feelz your pain... actually it was a ex in my case..
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 12:10 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 03:49 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 12:13 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: MissTammy
oooh that's even better...:^) i'll have to try it on craigslist..
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 12:15 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: sonnyspats at September 29, 2011 12:40 AM (I/MzF)
Posted by: sonnyspats at September 29, 2011 04:40 AM (I/MzF)
Eh, that's old news -- Althouse spotted the discrepancy while it happened and it got fixed promptly.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 12:57 AM (kaalw)
she should be hung but she'll be a hero to leftards like the hoodie voter intimidaters holder let off.. it's just doing what ever to get our way..
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 12:58 AM (KZLoo)
The JEF either has his head in the sand or worse. I'm leaning toward worse. It's almost like he wants America to be attacked because he is certainly setting the stage for it.
Posted by: sTevo at September 29, 2011 02:41 AM (VMcEw)
— ahead of a decision from a senior Defense Department official on whether to go forward with the first death penalty war crimes prosecution "of" the Obama administration.
subliminal?/appearances are deceiving..."by" and by.
Posted by: think twice at September 29, 2011 02:46 AM (lpWVn)
Practical use: Zombie slaying
Pro: Reusable ammo. No silencer required.
Con: It's not a gun
Posted by: think twice at September 29, 2011 02:49 AM (lpWVn)
from the Snark-free guy.
Posted by: sTevo at September 29, 2011 02:53 AM (VMcEw)
Microsoft in Russia
"The project event April 15th in St Petersburg tells a wonderful story of how technology can enhance the everyday lives of those who need it the most, immigrants and refugees trying to establish a foothold in society after economic and social displacement or upheaval," said the FBC document. "The UNHCR-Red Cross initiative is a perfect example of public-private partnership, which often goes unnoticed within the daily news flow of any given day." FBC promised "to provide a 'daily news hook' to what in essence is a rich feature story linked to one of the most pressing issues today: how to help those in need make a fresh start. We believe this story, enhanced by similar project partnerships by Microsoft in the region, can be of particular interest." It offered Microsoft "guaranteed" coverage of the St Petersburg event on Tech Watch, a monthly technology programme it produced for airlines to show as part of their in-flight entertainment.
Imagine that. Does that mean the Red Cross endorses TSA? After the lurid massage by TSA agents, your friendly skies programming propaganda awaits in flight.
Posted by: think twice at September 29, 2011 03:01 AM (lpWVn)
Cute, using big words like lavatory, both MSNBC big boys pronounce "lavratory". /At least Alex Weprin does spell check.
Posted by: think twice at September 29, 2011 03:11 AM (lpWVn)
Practical use: Zombie slaying
Pro: Reusable ammo. No silencer required.
Con: It's not a gun. It requires two hands.
Posted by: think twice at September 29, 2011 03:12 AM (lpWVn)
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