October 14, 2011

Overnight Open Thread-Twinkle Edition
— CDR M

Evenin' y'all!! I'm so glad for this work week to be over. Of course, those poor saps of OWS are still "workin'" around the clock, livin' in their filth and demandin' free shiite. You would think that when Ayatollah's and others not so friendly to the US begin to publicly support your cause, you just might be on the wrong side. Just sayin'. I agree with George Will on this too. 'I Wish The Occupy Wall Street Demonstrators Long Life And Ample Publicity'.

Here's what Batman thinks of the OWS idiots.

Speaking of Batman, here's the brand new trailer for Arkham City. Damn this looks good. 10 Cities In The Sights Of Volcanoes

Some time ago, I was stationed in Sicily and lived right at the base of Mt. Etna and I admit, it was pretty damn cool to be outside grillin' a steak, drinkin' a beer and watch the lava flow down and see some pretty impressive fireworks belchin' out the top. But then the winds would shift and the damn ash cloud would rain down inches of ash every day for weeks on end. That sucked. The ash would get everywhere and ruined a lot of things like brake pads, electronics, etc. Anywho, here are 10 Cities In The Sights Of Volcanoes.


The Straight Dope

Haha! Someone actually wondered if they could kill a T-Rex with a Beretta 9mm pistol.

Based on his study of bullet geometry, penetration, and stopping power, Templar has developed a metric for ammunition effectiveness he calls "Terminal Medicine," coyly abbreviated "T.Rx." To reliably kill an adult tyrannosaurus, he asserts, your ammo must have a T.Rx value of at least 93. If you think the animal might be in heavy bush, wounded, or otherwise pissed off, you may need something with a T.Rx value of 106 or more.

Templar's top-rated cartridge is a 4-bore Nitro, a bratwurst-sized round with a T.Rx score of 362 that looks like it'd punch through a brick wall. If you'd rather not have the recoil dislocate your shoulder, you can get by with the venerable .460 Weatherby, number 32 on his list, which posts a respectable 113.


Doggeh Vid


Post Office Rescue Plan

You know, I have noticed I have gotten a shiite ton more junk mail in the last year. Now I know why. It's all part of the plan. The Post Office's Rescue Plan: Junk Mail. Bastards! Gee, I wonder what all those environmentalists think of all those trees used to make the junk mail and the carbon footprint of the vehicles to deliver it? Owl Gore, you there?

Mile High Club

Meh. I saw the video and the pilot was NOT distracted. Probably because the movie wasn't even up to Shannon Tweed Skinemax standards. Not sure the FAA has a case here. Video Of Couple Having Sex While Sky Diving Sparks Probe By Aviation Watch Dog Agency.


US Marines

Pretty good video of Marines in Afghanistan from last year. The action clips start at 4:06.


Rome, Sweet Rome

A few weeks ago, Maet posted a link to an original short story about a Marine Expeditionary Unit getting transported back in time from Afghanistan to Ancient Rome. Well, here's an update. Warners Nabs 'Rome, Sweet Rome'. This could be an entertaining movie if done right. We'll see.


Doggeh Vid


Dances With The Stars

mpfs sent this tip in to me and wow, just wow. I would totally watch this show. Not the American one. The Argentinian one. Woman Gets Completely Naked On Argentina's Dances With The Stars. There is video at the link and it is NSFW if you play it.

When Nancy Grace slipped a nipple on Dancing with the Stars, it caused a huge uproar. Now imagine if Nancy Grace ripped off her top, exposed her breasts, humped her partner, took off her G-string, and appeared completely naked. Oh, and Nancy Grace was a gorgeous model. That's what happened Sunday on Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars.


Drunk Doggeh (or high)


h/t jmflynny


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Posted by: CDR M at 05:45 PM | Comments (1107)
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1

There's no way I could be first, is there?

 

Posted by: Big Zesty at October 14, 2011 05:49 PM (66pgZ)

2 Oh, and Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Big Zesty at October 14, 2011 05:50 PM (66pgZ)

3 Chihuahuas are badasses.  Teeny tiny little badasses.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2011 05:52 PM (fecOD)

4 Booooooosh ! .......regarding dancing with the hos .

Posted by: Ricky at October 14, 2011 05:53 PM (npr0X)

5 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 05:56 PM (JMmQ9)

6 And for movies, there's Act of Valor coming in February.  Starring real SEALs

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2011 05:57 PM (fecOD)

7

fap fap fap fap fap

I'm sorry, occupy what?

fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: The Fappingest! at October 14, 2011 05:57 PM (8JPcC)

8 'sup jackwagons. 

I agree with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, given sufficient start up capital, I could be Batman.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 14, 2011 05:57 PM (Gk3SS)

9 6 And for movies, there's Act of Valor coming in February.  Starring real SEALs

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2011 09:57 PM (fecOD)

I saw that.  Liked the part when one SEAL pokes his hands out of the water to catch the bad guy that gets sniped by another SEAL so his body won't make splash sounds and give away their position.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 05:58 PM (Ybl9g)

10 Must have been a bunk time-out called .

Posted by: Ricky at October 14, 2011 05:58 PM (npr0X)

11 I am having many swords on my wall, in the room of my bed. Do you are knowing this life meaning? Fuck you yankee bluejeans.

Posted by: XXyX at October 14, 2011 05:59 PM (HpT9p)

12 hi all
Batman was always my favorite superhero

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 05:59 PM (s7mIC)

13 8 'sup jackwagons. 

I agree with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, given sufficient start up capital, I could be Batman.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 14, 2011 09:57 PM (Gk3SS)

Though i have thought this many times...

i just want to take this opportunity to tell you how cool you are....

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 05:59 PM (QNeKQ)

14 I agree with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, given sufficient start up capital, I could be Batman. Posted by: alexthechick I am as always your humble servant.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:00 PM (bnSVY)

15 3 Chihuahuas are badasses.  Teeny tiny little badasses.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2011 09:52 PM (fecOD)

I know , I had 4 of those and a German Shepherd and a Chow Chow. Guess who was the bosses?

 

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 06:00 PM (uVuwp)

16 Filthy trailer sock begone .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 14, 2011 06:00 PM (npr0X)

17 OMFG I so want to go to Brazil

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:02 PM (s7mIC)

18 it is now my goal to go to Brazil

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:03 PM (s7mIC)

19 Woman Gets Completely Naked On Argentina's Dances With The Stars.

Completely unacceptable. Haven't we come farther then this? The guy was still dressed at the end!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (FBr/C)

20 Heed the 99 Percent.

There's something about OWS (besides the obvious) that's been bothering me.... this is it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (Dx6BR)

21 18 it is now my goal to go to Brazil

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:03 PM (s7mIC)

Soccer fan?

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (Ybl9g)

22 Oh, what could have been.

Posted by: Once a sweet little girl named Chastity, who would do the Argentinian with a strap-on at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (ze29X)

23 Wonder how they'll handle the language issue in the Rome movie. Hard to follow the standard Hollywood trope of "Ancient Romans speak English with a British Accent" if it involves time-traveling Americans.

Still, it could be really cool if it gets filmed.

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (nIoiW)

24 I'm going to break everyone here, then break myself, then catch a break


Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (UqKQV)

25 was totally worthless today. didnt get a damn thing done and was totally out of sorts and pissed off that was again an unusually hot day.
well i did horse chores and cleared a drain with a hair clog
 but really not much else.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 06:04 PM (QNeKQ)

26 Chemjeff, You better check to see if there is a Fapplebees where you are going.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (bnSVY)

27 The guy was still dressed at the end!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2011 10:04 PM (FBr/C)

What guy?

Posted by: 99% of Morons at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (Ybl9g)

28 OMFG I so want to go to Brazil They get Argentinian TV stations in Brazil ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (npr0X)

29 Snark-Free Business Week.

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (VMcEw)

30 Batman was always my favorite superhero

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 09:59 PM (s7mIC)

Yeah, he and Ironman are interesting in that they don't have superpowers. They are cunning, dedicated men with a knack for engineering, actually much better role models for kids then someone who gets magic powers from the sun or gets a ring from an alien...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (FBr/C)

31 oh, that is Argentina?
okay then I'm going to Argentina

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:05 PM (s7mIC)

32 Wow!  You sure can get away with a lot more on TV shows in other countries.  (What, aren't there like 1,000 other countries?)

Evening all!   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:06 PM (Zgfnd)

33 Oh and another thing before I get to drunk because I am happy today. Besides the 4 little girls belting out the National Anthem, I finally head from my younger daughter today, who is not deployed in the ME, and nowhere close to any trouble at all, and she hates it  because she is so restricted. I think CDR M knows what I am talking about. All she wants to do is get out of there

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 06:07 PM (uVuwp)

34 Well if the DoD can get involved in movie making (Act of Valor) maybe we should try our hand at it to raise a little extra cash to help keep us afloat?

I mean, pretty soon, our employees are gonna be rollin' into work as heavily armed as the SEALs, so there's lots of opportunity for some "killer" action!

Posted by: US Postal Service at October 14, 2011 06:07 PM (Hw0Si)

35 Re that DWTS video.

LMFAO!

The host looked beyond words.

BTW. There was absolutely NO dancing in that vid.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:08 PM (piMMO)

36 BTW. There was absolutely NO dancing in that vid.

oh come on
the wine-pouring scene was pure art, right there

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:09 PM (s7mIC)

37 What this thread needs is a Moment of Clarity. We need a moronette to get completely naked on the ONT.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:09 PM (niZvt)

38 Gushka I hear ya. Today sucked. Its been hot and the air conditioning was out in the building, the ladies room was out on my floor and it was one fucking problem after another.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:10 PM (bnSVY)

39 So wait a minute... Nancy Grace got completely naked on Dancing With The Stars? Ewww.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:11 PM (niZvt)

40

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 10:07 PM (uVuwp)

Wow I already lost it, forget the spelling and figure it out yourself

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 06:11 PM (uVuwp)

41 He argues that the recession has only augmented long-running trends — globalization, technology, the premium on education — blighting the prospects of “the non-professional middle class,” and especially its men.

This is again something the Republicans should be screaming about.

Globalization means that we need to offer businesses a competitive environment. Endless regulations, unaccountable bureaucrats, and an educational system stridently opposed to preparing its students for real jobs is not going to attract business.

And to make matters worse, importing a helot class from Mexico has devastated the lower middle class. Local low skill and no skill labor now has to compete with people who will be returning to a country with a cost of living a fraction of ours.

Take an axe to the federal register, make non-DOD government employees a rarity, privatize the school system, and get series about illegal immigration and you'll make an immediate, positive impact on the life of the average American...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2011 06:11 PM (FBr/C)

42 Well I'll be damned, there is a DWTS I'd watch.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at October 14, 2011 06:12 PM (6IReR)

43 22 Oh, what could have been. Posted by: Once a sweet little girl named Chastity, who would do the Argentinian with a strap-on at October 14, 2011 10:04 PM (ze29X) I'm not saying Sonny hit the tree on purpose, mind you. Just that he didn't try avoiding it very hard...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (niZvt)

44 38 Gushka I hear ya. Today sucked. Its been hot and the air conditioning was out in the building, the ladies room was out on my floor and it was one fucking problem after another.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 10:10 PM (bnSVY)

Its the sort of thing that makes me believe "theres something in the air."


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (QNeKQ)

45 In Argentina they speak Argentinian while in Brazil they speak Brazilian

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (UqKQV)

46 oh come on
the wine-pouring scene was pure art, right there

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (s7mIC)

The irony being one usually pours the wine down her throat before she gets naked.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (ze29X)

47 One guess what the morons are doing right now.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (bnSVY)

48 Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 10:10 PM (bnSVY)

Oh man that's horrible mpfs.  What cha' drinkin' tonight?  Would Putin approve of it?

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 06:13 PM (Ybl9g)

49
#33, Ma Bell, missed the story about the girls and the National Anthem!  Fill me in?  Your girls? 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:14 PM (Zgfnd)

50 'The Princess Bride': The cast and director share the story behind the beloved fantasy

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 14, 2011 06:14 PM (d6QMz)

51 I dropped some DOOOM on the thread below this one, because I've run into too many #ows-holes around here. So, sorry for that.

Ohai. Eye doctor visit today. I got the contact lens / patch off. Next Friday, progress to be reviewed again. The eyesight in the right eye is still practically blind (not "literally", but certainly "practically"). Its surface is healing, at least.

Work is going pretty well. The weather here is top-notch. And I'm enjoying "Fire Upon The Deep" by Vernor Vinge. Maybe we can call #ows the "straumli perverts" . . .

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 06:15 PM (6GvAC)

52

You don't have to move to Argentina.

http://tinyurl.com/3ca4j9u

At this moment, there is a dancing show streaming live.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:15 PM (jlUmG)

53 They are cunning, dedicated men with a knack for engineering, actually much better role models for kids then someone who gets magic powers from the sun or gets a ring from an alien...

This is why Batman was the only comic book I ever read as a kid.  Seemed to me that Supermen and X-Men, walking (or flying) deus ex machina heroes who were so ridiculously powerful in concept it was impossible to build believable stories around them, were a dime a dozen.  Universally, they were either born with superpowers or acquired them by accident, so it was hard to have much respect for them.

Batman was a guy who earned every damn muscle in his body and stayed alive only through the power of his intellect and wits.  He remained effective only through constant and rigorous application of the mind and exercise of the body, just like anybody else.  He was a hero who was at least theoretically possible in the real world, and the best Batman stories were the stuff of classic crime pulp.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:16 PM (Dx6BR)

54 48 Putin approved. Walked in and made a drink didn't even change or put my briefcase away.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:17 PM (bnSVY)

55 So...is Argentina within driving distance?

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 06:18 PM (FMbng)

56 cleared a drain with a hair clog

Oh dear God, my WORST nightmare. Loose hair just skeeves me out!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 06:18 PM (SsG4J)

57 I just had a brilliant idea for a science fiction movie... See, there's this Navy SEAL team on it's why to attacking an Al Quaida leader in Butfuk, Somalia when it flies through a mysterious wormhole that transports them back in time to ancient Egypt...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:19 PM (niZvt)

58 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:16 PM (Dx6BR)

War I agree - he is what is closest to a "real" superhero.

In addition he has tragic human flaws, very real ones.  That's what motivates him.  What motivates Superman?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:19 PM (s7mIC)

59 At this moment, there is a dancing show streaming live.

There's no way in heck I'm clicking on that link.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:19 PM (piMMO)

60 55 So...is Argentina within driving distance?

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (FMbng)


ROAD TRIP!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (s7mIC)

61 PUT TEXT YOU WISH TO USE AS VISIBLE COMMENT-LANGUAGE HERE

Posted by: steve h at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (YtOnO)

62 Anyone taking a break to be here?

I hereby denounce myself

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

63 I agree with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, given sufficient start up capital, I could be Batman.


Fatass Batman wannabe in parking garage:
What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?!

*Batman lowers himself into the Batmobile*

Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads!


Maybe lots of money wouldn't hurt?

Posted by: scene from "The Dark Knight" at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (Hw0Si)

64 Oh dear God, my WORST nightmare. Loose hair just skeeves me out!!!!! Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (SsG4J) Wouldn't happen if you did the Brazilian Wax thing, ya know...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (niZvt)

65 That Argentinian babe's parents were in the audience?

Hol.E.Fuck.

That's, um, creepy? Would that be the right word?

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 06:20 PM (wsZwk)

66

Wow, the crazy stupid is strong with these ones...

http://tinyurl.com/3bdzvxb

Posted by: Batznratz at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (QFAFF)

67 At this moment, there is a dancing show streaming live.

oh thank you thank you
that Argentine chick on right now has amazing bazoongas

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)

68 So...is Argentina within driving distance?

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (FMbng)

Yes, if you're in Uganda.  or Uruguay, or one of those U countries

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (UqKQV)

69 The dancing show link is safe. It is a stream from Justin.tv.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (jlUmG)

70 What motivates Superman?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:19 PM (s7mIC)

Lois Lane, the only time he ever saves anyone is when she is around. If she goes on vacation and you get in trouble with a space monster your fucked.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (MtwBb)

71 55 So...is Argentina within driving distance?

Yeah, it's just a couple of miles south of Mexico.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (ze29X)

72 #33, Ma Bell, missed the story about the girls and the National Anthem!  Fill me in?  Your girls? 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 10:14 PM (Zgfnd)

Every day 4:30 pm sharp over the loudspeakers ( I live on AF base) they play retreat and then the National Anthem. There is a play ground across from our porch and there were 4 girls which I think were between 8 and 10, that I have never seen before. The minute the Anthem came on they stopped stood up, placed their hands on their hearts and started singing the Anthem. You can imagine I had a lot of dust in my eyes.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 06:21 PM (uVuwp)

73 mpfs, I am sorry to hear about your terrible day.

The Tomb Raider Brigade's pterodactyls are being dispatched to provide the appropriate remedial education to those who contributed to your bad day. 

(Apparently I am too tipsy to get you're your correct the first time but I can spell the fuck out of pterodactyls)

Posted by: alexthechick at October 14, 2011 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)

74 Uzbeckistan?

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 06:22 PM (Ybl9g)

75 57 See, there's this Navy SEAL team on it's why to attacking an Al Quaida leader in Butfuk, Somalia when it flies through a mysterious wormhole that transports them back in time to ancient Egypt...

Which Egypt - Old Kingdom, Intermediate Period, Middle Kingdom, Hyksos / Thebes, 18th Dynasty, or Rameses / Sea Peoples?

In alliance with the 18th Dynasty, Tuthmosis III especially, this team would pwn the whole fkin' world. With Rameses III, maybe you could save it...

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 06:23 PM (6GvAC)

76 So...is Argentina within driving distance? How are you going to get your seatbelt on?

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2011 06:23 PM (FcR7P)

77 Urethastan?

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 14, 2011 06:24 PM (ze29X)

78 @ BoA's today, both in OK areas, both with spanking new armed guards outside. S'up, I say, what's goin' on? Fine, thanks. Lots of BoA's are using us now. Hahahaha, with 30000 disgruntled ex-employees this year I think BoA is battening down.

Posted by: Locomotive Breath at October 14, 2011 06:24 PM (le5qc)

79

that act of valor movie is bad ass

 

 

Posted by: jake at October 14, 2011 06:24 PM (EQ9ji)

80 Yes, if you're in Uganda. or Uruguay, or one of those U countries Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 10:21 PM (UqKQV) Utah?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 14, 2011 06:25 PM (niZvt)

81 Ahre whe stillh doingh the H thingh frohm eahrlier todahy ?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

82 Take a left turn at San Diego. Argentina is about 4 maybe 5 hours tops from there.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:26 PM (bnSVY)

83 Uranus?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 14, 2011 06:26 PM (Hw0Si)

84 holy shit, this Argentine dancing show looks like they have a whole stable of hookers waiting on the sidelines, or something

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:26 PM (s7mIC)

85 W'at's wit' the H meme?

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 06:27 PM (6GvAC)

86 Ma Bell, nice!  I'd have 'dust' in my eyes, too!

M80B, many thanks for the link to the story on The Princess Bride, loving reading it. 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:27 PM (Zgfnd)

87 Wouldn't happen if you did the Brazilian Wax thing, ya know...

That brings back fond memories ...I'm too bashful to have it professionally done, so Thor decided to get me a DIY kit. He very graciously volunteered to do it for me. We thought it was gonna be all sexy and romantic, but I ended up bloodied! It was hysterical. And it did end up being that kind of fun sex you have when you're laughing as much as anything else.

Definitely a job best handled by professionals though. We decided to just stick with your basic shave after that!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 06:27 PM (SsG4J)

88 Oh and any discussion of Batman and Ironman is incomplete without this.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 14, 2011 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)

89 WTF is Reddit?  I read the piece about the movie pitch for the time-traveling GIs, and saw the ref there.  Went there and can't see the logic.

Try the POLITICS tab there and most all you get is OWS stuff.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at October 14, 2011 06:28 PM (4sQwu)

90 Uh wend doo Oggoobye Wah Sdee and duh hent signows wuh waley futt ubb

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at October 14, 2011 06:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

91 oh come on the wine-pouring scene was pure art, right there Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (s7mIC) -------------------------------------------------------------- Are you sure that's not grape drank?

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at October 14, 2011 06:28 PM (jucos)

92 Apologies to everyone on my DSL trunk. I had to make absolutely certain that I was outraged by an Argentinian broadcast.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2011 06:28 PM (FcR7P)

93

holy shit, this Argentine dancing show looks like they have a whole stable of hookers waiting on the sidelines, or something

I have a feeling Chaz Bono wouldn't do well in Argentina.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:29 PM (jlUmG)

94 Pouring that wine. A cunning stunt.

Posted by: Tommygun at October 14, 2011 06:29 PM (T2ydq)

95 Good evening.





Batman was always my favorite superhero

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 09:59 PM (s7mIC)

Pedophile.


Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:29 PM (F79HU)

96 Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2011 10:11 PM (FBr/C)

And this is why I don't think OWS can be so easily ridiculed or dismissed, no matter how big a bunch of douchebags are spearheading it -- because as stupid a face as "teh movement" has, it's tapped into things that are stark realities for many millions of people.

We're looking at an entire Lost Generation here, and the pain is hardly restricted to the fresh-faced 22-year-olds just out of college.  The conditions are ripe for revolution in this country, and if the idiots trying to knit their own sleeping bags aren't the ones to carry it through, there is a massive amount of organization out there willing to give it a try.

I think OWS is the Evil Mirror Universe version of the Tea Party, and I don't think it's going away.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:29 PM (Dx6BR)

97 holy shit, this Argentine dancing show looks like they have a whole stable of hookers waiting on the sidelines, or something Posted by: chemjeff I believe our little chemjeff is all grown up. Sniff.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:29 PM (bnSVY)

98 hey, is anyone else reading those OWS emails? I found this tidbit amusing: On Oct 11, 2011, at 4:00 PM, Jeffery McClain wrote: The drumming is DUMB. This is not some Rainbow Tribe Gathering, rather it is a REVOLUTION. That said, don't trust all of these emails come from real nearby residents. This is a great tactic to use if you're rightwing and want to slowly delegitimize the occupation. Beware supposedly sympathetic liberals concerned with sanitation or noise. Too convenient.

Posted by: MDH3 at October 14, 2011 06:30 PM (GKyUC)

99 85 W'at's wit' the H meme?
Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 10:27 PM

Pittsburg or Pittsburgh from a Romney thread

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

100 god I love this Argentine channel
they do slow-motion replays of the chick with the great bazongas bouncing around

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:30 PM (s7mIC)

101 oh, and from now on I am signing all my posts with In Solidarity, Prudence

Posted by: MDH3 at October 14, 2011 06:30 PM (GKyUC)

102 What motivates Superman?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:19 PM (s7mIC)

Since the DC reboot?

Destroying America and promoting socialism and living wages, apparently.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:31 PM (F79HU)

103

So...is Argentina within driving distance?

Not far from the Appalachian Trail

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 14, 2011 06:31 PM (PxLfE)

104 they do slow-motion replays of the chick with the great bazongas bouncing around

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (s7mIC)

Nah, that's just your ISP slowing down due to your video demand!

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 06:32 PM (Ybl9g)

105 """holy shit, this Argentine dancing show looks like they have a whole stable of hookers waiting on the sidelines, or something""




That road trip is looking better and better.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 06:32 PM (FMbng)

106 50 'The Princess Bride': The cast and director share the story behind the beloved fantasy

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 14, 2011 10:14 PM (d6QMz)

Thank you. this helped sweeten my nasty mood. ALOT.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 06:32 PM (QNeKQ)

107

Not far from the Appalachian Trail

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 14, 2011 10:31 PM (PxLfE)

Good one!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 06:32 PM (SsG4J)

108 People that treat pets as if they are kids need to leave the planet.

Posted by: Satan at October 14, 2011 06:33 PM (kt1UQ)

109 And this is why I don't think OWS can be so easily ridiculed or dismissed, no matter how big a bunch of douchebags are spearheading it -- because as stupid a face as "teh movement" has, it's tapped into things that are stark realities for many millions of people.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:29 PM

Uh wunddid doo fine duh beffroom end tey dibm doe by zine lengwich

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at October 14, 2011 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

110 People that treat pets as if they are kids need to leave the planet.

I don't feel that way unless they also have children.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:34 PM (piMMO)

111 Hmm... Princess Bride. The main nation in it is run by a semipopular reactionary executive with no credible opposition. He aims to start a war by means of a trumped-up incident.

The movie doesn't do well at explaining Humperdink's reason for what he does. It expects its audience to fill that in.

It has to be read in the context of the late 1960s / early 1970s. Humperdink is Nixon. As filmed, in the later 1980s, he's Reagan / Bush Sr.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 06:35 PM (6GvAC)

112

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:16 PM (Dx6BR)

Batman's problem though is that's he's too good.  Everything he does is effortless, from solving crimes to getting laid, he has no problems.  But that's DC in general, superheroes without any real character.

The X-Men (Marvel in general) at least had issues.  The chick who couldn't be touched just wanted to get laid, baldy wanted to walk, Sniktbub wanted more beer and pussy...well, you get the idea.  Superheroes with character.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:35 PM (F79HU)

113 In addition he has tragic human flaws, very real ones.  That's what motivates him.  What motivates Superman?

Superman was a character I always figured was good for a handful of stories at best.  I love the early Supe comics from the '30s, because his powers were more limited and he was a really fun, wisecracking character who enjoyed fucking with people.

But he became repetitive really fast, and the more ridiculously powerful he got the less interesting he was.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:35 PM (Dx6BR)

114 If I die with a mouthful of Argentine ass, I'll consider my life a success.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2011 06:36 PM (vxDBA)

115 well darn.
now on the Argentine channel it's the techno fag and the A-cup special
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)

116 Boulder, You need to get out more, maybe Argentina.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:36 PM (bnSVY)

117 110 People that treat pets as if they are kids need to leave the planet.

I don't feel that way unless they also have children.
I say the same things to my kids and my dog: Get off the couch! Don't eat that! You go outside to pee! Don't you bark at me!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 14, 2011 06:37 PM (PxLfE)

118 86,106 50 You're welcome.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 14, 2011 06:37 PM (d6QMz)

119 But he became repetitive really fast, and the more ridiculously powerful he got the less interesting he was.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:35 PM (Dx6BR)

Good news!  Superman is once again less powerful, is a giant asshole and he walked in on Lois Lane blowing some dude.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:37 PM (F79HU)

120 If I die with a mouthful of Argentine ass, I'll consider my life a success. Posted by: garrett Not if you're in prison.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2011 06:38 PM (FcR7P)

121 Just don't buy any Argentine currency or bonds, or buy any property there

DOOM hit a decade ago and ain't never left.

Uruguay, OTOH, seems to be doing okay.  Chee-lay is doing great

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 06:38 PM (UqKQV)

122

Wow! I just noticed the stable of Argentinian hookers.

I guess they offset them with the three peso bill judges.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:38 PM (jlUmG)

123 It has to be read in the context of the late 1960s / early 1970s. Humperdink is Nixon. As filmed, in the later 1980s, he's Reagan / Bush Sr.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 10:35 PM (6GvAC)

i think it was a prophetic dream of our current precedent.

its so like something he would do. And just as inept.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 06:38 PM (QNeKQ)

124 That Argentinian babe's parents were in the audience?

Hol.E.Fuck.

That's, um, creepy? Would that be the right word?

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 10:20 PM (wsZwk)

Yeah, that's the word.

A guy at work has a daughter who dances at a topless bar. He takes his buddies there on the weekends to see her - "she's really good!" he says.

I think he also lives in a van down by the river, but I'm not sure...

Posted by: antisocialist at October 14, 2011 06:39 PM (DMvUp)

125 I posted this earlier but it's much more an ONT type of thing.

Oddly, I find myself in the corner of the convicted killer.

What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:39 PM (piMMO)

126 and they're apparently about to re-elect a genuinely crazy Nazi-ette as Prez

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 14, 2011 06:40 PM (UqKQV)

127 Batman was always my favorite superhero
Posted by: chemjeff
..........
Mine too.

I grew up in the sixties.. had first copies of Fantastic Four and Spider-man.. (who knew they would be worth something???)

But Batman was always my favorite.  No superpowers.. just athletics and impossible gymnastics and techno crap.

Saturdays was comics day for me.. Whatever money I made on paper routes, etc. was all spent on Saturday.  a long walk to the comic store.. and then a whole afternoon lounging on an old crappy easy chair in the basement with a 25 cent bag of cheetohs or fritos and a coke.. it was heaven.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 14, 2011 06:40 PM (UTq/I)

128 I loved the story I read about Andre the Giant passing out drunk at a restaurant or somewhere (can't find the link) and a cab comes to pick him up and the cab is really small, and the guy keeps saying - "He won't fit in my cab!  He won't fit in my cab!"    

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:40 PM (Zgfnd)

129 That's, um, creepy? Would that be the right word?

Might they have been the ones yelling "No! No!"?

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:40 PM (piMMO)

130

Wow! I just noticed the stable of Argentinian hookers.


it's like a smorgasbord of pussy

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:41 PM (s7mIC)

131 What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

Argentinian chicks have great tits? 

Posted by: alexthechick at October 14, 2011 06:41 PM (Gk3SS)

132 So let me see if I get this straight...the lady in the dance video has pasties on her nipples, but full on beaver shot is ok in Argentina? Not that im complaining.

Posted by: helofixer at October 14, 2011 06:41 PM (gSZHY)

133

Every day 4:30 pm sharp over the loudspeakers ( I live on AF base) they play retreat and then the National Anthem. There is a play ground across from our porch and there were 4 girls which I think were between 8 and 10, that I have never seen before. The minute the Anthem came on they stopped stood up, placed their hands on their hearts and started singing the Anthem. You can imagine I had a lot of dust in my eyes.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 10:21 PM (uVuwp)

So sweet..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 06:41 PM (R21xD)

134 The ad models are also smokin' hot.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:41 PM (jlUmG)

135 Speaking of which, how did I get Rahm's speedo?

Posted by: Barry "Twinkles" at October 14, 2011 06:42 PM (FcR7P)

136 If I die with a mouthful of Argentine ass, I'll consider my life a success.

I think we all would, garrett.  You'd probably make Moron-of-the-Month. 

But, let's face it, no one is holding their breath . . .




Happy Friday, fellow fappers!! 

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 06:42 PM (/ybwc)

137 From Houston, Argentina is about the same driving distance as Lubbock, TX.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2011 06:42 PM (4q5tP)

138 Okay, so I sawa doctor this week who says I'm probaly diabetic.

Take these pills to lower your blood sugar, watch what you eat, exercise and get a glucometer and do the stick/bleed thingy.

So I got the pills, which I haven't taken yet, and that glucometer.  I stick/bleed and measure.  First measurement, one hour after dinner...180.

Isn't that actually okay?

When the doctor did it it was like 225...something like that...but it was after work and when I got home I had a small slice of cheesecake (plain cheesecake from a box, Gushka, nothing special).

Sooooo...I get this feeling I'm gonna watch what I eat, take my measurements, take these pills and find out that I'm not actually diabetic.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (F79HU)

139 Batman's problem though is that's he's too good.  Everything he does is effortless, from solving crimes to getting laid, he has no problems.  But that's DC in general, superheroes without any real character.

That's the rest of DC, sure, but Batman has tons of character.  Much of the drama of Batman comes from his own obsessive perfectionism, and the restrictions he places upon his methods in an attempt to live within a personal moral code.  Some of the best Batman stories are classic "Man vs. Himself" parables.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (Dx6BR)

140 okay, so A-cup chick is now topless and has SE XY written on her breasts

I am so moving to Argentina

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)

141 it's like a smorgasbord of pussy Chemjeff! You bad boy! Are your glasses fogged up?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (bnSVY)

142 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (WRtsc)

143 What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 10:39 PM (piMMO)

Eat at Wendy's?

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (X6akg)

144 The conditions are ripe for revolution in this country, and if the idiots trying to knit their own sleeping bags aren't the ones to carry it through, there is a massive amount of organization out there willing to give it a try.

I think OWS is the Evil Mirror Universe version of the Tea Party, and I don't think it's going away.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:29 PM (Dx6BR)

Nah, I don't think so. OWS varies between 500 and a couple of thousand. Here in Seattle it varies between 10 and 400. I grew up in the 60's, went to war in 70. If there was going to be a revolution it was then. Demonstrations then varied between 50,000 and 500,000 or more. We had the SDS, SLS, Black Panthers, Weathermen and a few others I am forgetting trying to turn that energy into a revolution. They failed.

This one won't even get started.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (MtwBb)

145 109 And this is why I don't think OWS can be so easily ridiculed or dismissed, no matter how big a bunch of douchebags are spearheading it -- because as stupid a face as "teh movement" has, it's tapped into things that are stark realities for many millions of people.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:29 PM

The problem is that the OWS children just want their free bah-bah, they're not only not pissed at the right people, they're advocating giving even more money and power to the people who turned a crash and recession into a total clusterfuck.

Let's use a tornado analogy. Everyone got hit by it but the wise study damage, rebuild with that data in mind, and develop early warning systems

The OWS types would demand a law outlawing tornadoes

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

146 Heya, RINOs!

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2011 06:44 PM (4Kl5M)

147 Good news!  Superman is once again less powerful, is a giant asshole and he walked in on Lois Lane blowing some dude.

Shit, this I've gotta see.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:44 PM (Dx6BR)

148 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (WRtsc)

Jon who??

Posted by: antisocialist at October 14, 2011 06:44 PM (DMvUp)

149 What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls? That Al Gore was freaking genius with his internet idea.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (FcR7P)

150 The Argentinian Jocelyn Wildenstein freaks me out.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (jlUmG)

151

it's like a smorgasbord of pussy

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 10:41 PM (s7mIC)

You had me at smorgasbord.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (F79HU)

152 Was it a fasting blood sugar test? If it was and you ate, it's a false positive. Make sure doc knows that. If it turns out you are diabetic, try cinnamon first.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (SsG4J)

153 142 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race. Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM

However, Jim Harbaugh has tweeted that the Colts are still in the running for another Super Bowl title

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

154 Huntsman is out?  Huntsman is out?

Not unexpected news.  Wonder if he is gonna give cuzzin' Mitt his 1 supporter? 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (Zgfnd)

155 So let me see if I get this straight...the lady in the dance video has pasties on her nipples, but full on beaver shot is ok in Argentina? Not that im complaining.

I'm guessing they were not supposed to do any of it and the boob exposure early on would have caused them to pull the plug. You noticed the beaver shot was sneaked in at the very last second of the routine, right?

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:45 PM (piMMO)

156 142 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (WRtsc)

Sweet more TV time for me!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at October 14, 2011 06:46 PM (GULKT)

157 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race. Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM who?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

158 Oddly, I find myself in the corner of the convicted killer.

Oh, yeah, me, too, As If.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 06:46 PM (/ybwc)

159 After this week's news extravaganza I mostly identify with the drunk doggeh.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 06:47 PM (NRygI)

160 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race. #OccupyRepublicanAirTime is out?

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2011 06:47 PM (FcR7P)

161 What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

I want a tripple burger with cheese and extra bacon.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 06:47 PM (uVuwp)

162 142 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race. Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM

The GOP is DOOMED!

Back to worshipping the only man smarter than me, and that's President Obama

Posted by: David Frum at October 14, 2011 06:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

163 148 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (WRtsc)

Jon who??



Huntsman.  Great guy!  I've been following his career for years now, truly great Presidential potential here!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 14, 2011 06:48 PM (mue7s)

164 But that's DC in general, superheroes without any real character. Posted by: Robert

Dude, you know not of what you speak. DC, at least from the 90's on, had the best characterization. Marvel was stuck in a 'square jaw,' exclamatory mode for most of the 90's.

Justice League ( 1989ish) =  Funny as fuck. There is a trade paper of the 1st seven issues. Kevin McGuire does the best facial expressions of any illustrator.

Posted by: Satan at October 14, 2011 06:48 PM (kt1UQ)

165 I don't know who this Clancy guy is, but this from twitter cracked me up!

Dean Clancy: Romney: McCain without the humor.

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (Zgfnd)

166

Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Pity.He was the only Republican with a chance of winning.

Posted by: Joe "whats wrong with Froot Loops' Scarborough at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (PxLfE)

167
Shit, this I've gotta see.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:44 PM (Dx6BR)

You can probably still find copies of Action Comics and Superman #1 at the shop.  Action #2 came out a couple of weeks ago.

Also download.

Also piracy.

www.4chan.org > Rapidshare

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (F79HU)

168 Well my work here is done morons. I've supplied the pervs with enough material to keep them distracted for a while. Goodnight and you're welcome.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Buzzed & Barking, Loyal Member of the Tomb Raider Brigade at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (bnSVY)

169 Sooooo...I get this feeling I'm gonna watch what I eat, take my measurements, take these pills and find out that I'm not actually diabetic.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (F79HU)

you are prolly pre diabetic. i bet if you exercise watch what you eat and lose a little weight you will not be diabetic any more.

Aurochs has blood sugar issues and i have a devil of a time gettin the big man to eat right. But if i could get him to lose some weight the issues clear up right away.

He called me a know it all big sister. 

I said "Shut up 'Ochs."

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (QNeKQ)

170 147 Good news! Superman is once again less powerful, is a giant asshole and he walked in on Lois Lane blowing some dude.

Shit, this I've gotta see.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:44 PM (Dx6BR)

I think the commercial I've seen, for DC advertising "The New 52" or whatever they've called it, have indicated that you can purchase them as online versions off their website.  So no need to look like a geek checking the one comicbook stand at the bookstore.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (GULKT)

171 I love that the host was doing a Nickelodeon live ad while the stable of hookers was dancing behind him.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 06:49 PM (jlUmG)

172 After this week's news extravaganza I mostly identify with the drunk doggeh.

Supposedly, that doggeh had just returned from the dentist but, given the background music, I'm not buying it.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:50 PM (piMMO)

173

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (MtwBb)

They failed, just as OWS will certainly fail in the short term, but they created a lot of havoc in the meantime.  And though they quieted down, they never really went away -- they just went into government and academia, and now they're running the country.

How big and influential could OWS, or some outgrowth of it, get if our current conditions really are "the new normal"?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:50 PM (Dx6BR)

174 CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race. Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM

With $3 million of his own money constituting 99.9% of his war chest and another mil in debt, well, wow, I salute his perspicacity. 


Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 06:50 PM (/ybwc)

175 Posted by: Satan at October 14, 2011 10:48 PM (kt1UQ)

Yeah, yeah, JLI was okay.  Flash was good.  I'm generalizing.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:51 PM (F79HU)

176 158 Oddly, I find myself in the corner of the convicted killer.

Oh, yeah, me, too, As If.
Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 10:46 PM

This was reported by by the local New York CBS News. All good liberals know that violence only begets more violence, and when attacked you should try to reason with your attackers.

Someone under attack by obnoxious twenty-somethings who responds with a head beating they'll feel for years just isn't in their conciousness
 

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

177 142 Via Twitter, CNN is reporting Jon Huntsman will drop out of the presidential race.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (WRtsc)

You're looking at the next ambassador to North Korea, bitches. Oh, wait.

Dung pow

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at October 14, 2011 06:51 PM (ze29X)

178 ""What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

Argentinian chicks have great tits? ""



This.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 06:51 PM (FMbng)

179 Eat at Wendy's?

Don't bring a drunken, pansy-ass girl slap to a prison fight.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:51 PM (piMMO)

180 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2011 06:52 PM (fyOgS)

181 171 I love that the host was doing a Nickelodeon live ad while the stable of hookers was dancing behind him.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:52 PM (s7mIC)

182 Don't bring a drunken, pansy-ass girl slap to a prison fight.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 10:51 PM (piMMO)

And then go to Wendy's?

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 14, 2011 06:53 PM (X6akg)

183 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:53 PM (s7mIC)

184 125 What lessons have we learned here today, boys and girls?

I learnt much of this already: The culture of defiance - Lawrence Auster

The lesson that feral "urban" people should take to heart is that, next time you run a scam, you might run into that fabled badger who Does Not Give A Shit.

The lesson the rest of us should take to heart is that our society tends to side with the feral people against those who defend themselves, because our society is (currently) not willing to defend itself.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 06:53 PM (6GvAC)

185 I live with Chihuahuas. Maintain your situational awareness or you, too, will find yourself living with Chihuahuas.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 06:54 PM (gvlTU)

186 So no need to look like a geek checking the one comicbook stand at the bookstore.

There's a tiny hole-in-the-wall comic book shop in town, in which I can hide in my shame. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 06:54 PM (Dx6BR)

187 I disagree about the Occupiers. They're pure Astroturf. More liberal fantasyland politics.

Obama got elected on liberal fantasy power. Then he actually tried to govern according to liberal fantasy ideas and fucked things up like they've never been fucked up before. That provoked a reaction: the TEA Party. A genuine populist grass-roots movement dedicated to preserving American values.

Needless to say that scared the living shit out of the Democrats. But you can't pry liberals out of fantasyland. They decided to make up their own populist grass-roots movement. With a lot of money and help from unions, Soros, and the media, they've scraped together a handful of the same young assholes who protest at WTO conferences and the Republican convention, and declared "It's a MOVEMENT!"

They can't disentangle fantasy from reality. What they want is confused with how things are, and appearance is conflated with substance.

We need to drive these insane idiots completely out of the American political landscape. They are destroying America, and endangering the entire world.

But we can do this. We're the parents of the next generation; they're a dead end. Home-school your children and VOTE!

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 14, 2011 06:54 PM (n9fPC)

188 And what's with the twinkle fingers? What, these kids went to pre-school and never let go?

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 06:55 PM (NRygI)

189

I'm still trying to figure out why Erin Andrews is trying to friend me. I doubt its because she wants hot sex.

 

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2011 06:55 PM (P6SFS)

190

How big and influential could OWS, or some outgrowth of it, get if our current conditions really are "the new normal"?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:50 PM

The Tea Party taps into those same concerns but is treated worse than Al Qaeda by the MBM because in the words of Supergenius Krugman, "they were mad at the wrong people"

This is being fueled by sympathetic MBM coverage which inflates their influence and makes the hippies feel emboldened

Once the MBM gets bored with them or can't cover up the negative aspects of OWS and it hurts Obama, the news coverage will dry up. Spoiled brats aren't going to sit in worsening NYC weather if the MBM isn't reporting it

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

191 I'm still trying to figure out why Erin Andrews is trying to friend me. I doubt its because she wants hot sex.

then again...

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:56 PM (s7mIC)

192

How big and influential could OWS, or some outgrowth of it, get if our current conditions really are "the new normal"?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:50 PM

Besides, what "revolution" states; "Fight the system, empower the government and re-elect the President" ?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 06:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

193 god I love this Argentine channel
they are alternating between showing the stable of hookers, and showing a shot of a basket full of eggs

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:57 PM (s7mIC)

194 Hi, chemjeff!! 

Are these comments going fubar?  Cause, if so, I'm gonna go flop on the couch and watch me some teevee.

And, there at 185, is some of the knowledge that I come here for.  It's true, those baby chihuahuas are pretty damn cute.  My cats would eat them for a snack.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 06:57 PM (/ybwc)

195 I learnt much of this already: The culture of defiance - Lawrence Auster

Thanks. I want to read that entire article, on a night that isn't Friday.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 06:57 PM (piMMO)

196 Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 10:49 PM (GULKT)

Comic books, so low on the cultural totem poll that all subscriptions are mailed in brown paper bags labeled "porn."









you are prolly pre diabetic. i bet if you exercise watch what you eat and lose a little weight you will not be diabetic any more.

Aurochs has blood sugar issues and i have a devil of a time gettin the big man to eat right. But if i could get him to lose some weight the issues clear up right away.

He called me a know it all big sister. 

I said "Shut up 'Ochs."

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:49 PM (QNeKQ) 

LOLbig sis gushka.

Think so?  It's not like I go around eating frosted cake covered in Twizzlers every day (the cheesecake was a rarity, honest).  I could do better, yes.  Exercise, certainly.  I need to get my fat ass in shape. 

I didn't even go to the doctor for that, I went for something else.  He seemed kinda preachy with an unfortunately thick accent.  But...I shall do as he commands.  If my blood sugar drops too low from the pills I can boost it back up with a couple of doughnuts, right?

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 06:58 PM (F79HU)

197 I guess guns weren't enough for Mexico.

Grenades anyone?

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 14, 2011 06:58 PM (ze29X)

198 Hey, Amanda, did you finish your banner?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 14, 2011 06:59 PM (ze29X)

200 oh my lord
the new dancer's breasts are so large, her spandex top is barely able to contain them

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)

201 Another set of stellar boobs on Argentinian TV.  They like groping themselves too it seems.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 06:59 PM (FMbng)

202 185 I live with Chihuahuas. Maintain your situational awareness or you, too, will find yourself living with Chihuahuas.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:54 PM (gvlTU)

Wrong, you don't live with Chihuahuas. They let you live with them.

 

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 07:00 PM (uVuwp)

203   185 I live with Chihuahuas. Maintain your situational awareness or you, too, will find yourself living with Chihuahuas.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:54 PM (gvlTU)

We had a chihuahua when I was a kid, he was mean as hell. And i have not really met a nice one, but I forgive them, they are small as hell..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 07:00 PM (R21xD)

204

How big and influential could OWS, or some outgrowth of it, get if our current conditions really are "the new normal"?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 10:50 PM (Dx6BR)

It isn't, the economy would come back in a year if Obama would make a speech tomorrow saying we are done doing anything with housing. Nothing else will be done. Housing would find a bottom and come back hard. Some people would take a hit but they are going to anyways. What he is doing now is just perpetuating the problem.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:01 PM (MtwBb)

205 Robert http://diabetes.webmd.com/blood-glucose? the ? is part of the html.

Posted by: Palerider at October 14, 2011 07:01 PM (FBj6Z)

206 185 I live with Chihuahuas. Maintain your situational awareness or you, too, will find yourself living with Chihuahuas.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:54 PM (gvlTU)

This is so true.

Have a friend who was working in her parents restraunt was approched by a woman who asked her if she would like to help rescue unwanted chihuahuas. She said she didnt know but would give it a try. Asked the lady for her card.

The lady said "Lets do better than that" reach into her purse and gave her a tiny mean dog.

and thats the story of how my friend got Littledog, who has since tried to take over her life, but has been foiled by the equally evil powers of her old cat Holly who had no intention of giving up her control.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:01 PM (QNeKQ)

207 ""oh my lord
the new dancer's breasts are so large, her spandex top is barely able to contain them""

No shit, i bet you can see them bad boys from space.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 07:02 PM (FMbng)

208 Once the MBM gets bored with them or can't cover up the negative aspects of OWS and it hurts Obama, the news coverage will dry up. Spoiled brats aren't going to sit in worsening NYC weather if the MBM isn't reporting it

Posted by: kbdabear

Once it starts getting cold and a constant autumn drizzle chills to the bone, and all these wanna be Red Octoberists go home, the MBM will go into full explanation mode about why the OWS "movement" failed this year, but just  WAIT 'TILL NEXT YEAR,  like some baseball fans root on a hopeless cause, like the Cubs.

Actually next summer in Chicago should be Great Fun as the G8 summit AND a NATO summit will both be held in Rahm Emmanuel's fairy dance kingdom. It all spins hopelessly out of control and Obama looses 46 states in the 2012 election.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at October 14, 2011 07:02 PM (sJTmU)

209 Nancy Grace slipped a nipple on Dancing with the Stars DO NOT WANT

Posted by: Everyone, Everywhere at October 14, 2011 07:03 PM (2jQGY)

210 If Kristin Cavallari had done that she would still be on DWTS, knowing Americas luck will get Chaz Bono

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 07:03 PM (tKFT6)

211 I love animals!  Not partial to small dogs like chewyhwawhas, but that could be because when I was little our next-door neighbor had 2 and they were the meanest little rat-sized fuckers on the planet and they never stopped yapping, it seemed.  

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:04 PM (Zgfnd)

212

Miss 80's Baby,

My wife and I went to the movies to watch Fatal Attraction.  It was a hot movie at the time featuring Meryl Streep and Michael Douglas.  Personally, neither of them did much for me.  I don't like to watch murder / slasher type movies.  They make me tense and bug me so I told my wife enjoy the movie, I'm watching something else.  I walked down the hall and watched The Princess Bride. I thoroughly enjoyed it, even though Rob Reiner is a douch. I have since watched it with my children and grand children.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 07:04 PM (JKNDp)

213 90 Uh wend doo Oggoobye Wah Sdee and duh hent signows wuh waley futt ubb  Posted by: Marlee Matlin at October 14, 2011 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)   I don't know what the fuck she said.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 14, 2011 07:05 PM (voHmF)

214 Kewl! Argentinian political ad for governor. (Buenos Aires I'm guessing?)

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 07:06 PM (jlUmG)

215 Oh Amanda Jane you asked in a previous ONT about what size Grimmy's special blanket that he wraps around his head is. I had to go look but its a lap-robe about  3' X 4' 
he keeps his hair high and tight and his head gets cold. I have to admit that blankets so damn soft i didnt want to put it away.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:06 PM (QNeKQ)

216 right, let me be clear, as I've said before, three days of rain and temps in the 50s and #OWS is over

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

217

On the other hand I am either hearing mortars or fireworks close to the house and I can't imagine why it would be fireworks so maybe you are right. Damn now it sounds like artillary.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:06 PM (MtwBb)

218 After watching Fatal Attraction my wife said what many women were saying at the time.  If you watch that movie you will never screw around.  I told her I wasn't planning to.  I haven't for 37 years. I don't expect I will start now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 07:07 PM (JKNDp)

219 Hi, Tammy. Still piecing the banner. Doing it right now. Trying to decide if I should add batting so it can be used as a blanket afterward. Chopped up my fingers. Typing slow. Both of my Chihuahuas are super social. When strangers don't pet them, they make a little sad noise. My cat is more than twice their size and they own him. One dog's deaf. The other is mostly blind. Please, do not start dropping pets or kids off at my house. I am a sucker for a sad tale.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:07 PM (gvlTU)

220 211 I love animals!  Not partial to small dogs like chewyhwawhas, but that could be because when I was little our next-door neighbor had 2 and they were the meanest little rat-sized fuckers on the planet and they never stopped yapping, it seemed.  

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 11:04 PM (Zgfnd)

Girl, the best small dog ever is a cockapoo, we had one and he was the best little dog ever. He made people smile wherever we went. And they dont shed. Sadly we did not get to have him for long, he got sick young. But damn ,I loved him so much..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 07:07 PM (R21xD)

221 Just FYI:
flights to Buenos Aires are as little as $1100 round trip

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:09 PM (s7mIC)

222 and thats the story of how my friend got Littledog, who has since tried to take over her life, but has been foiled by the equally evil powers of her old cat Holly who had no intention of giving up her control.

It's so true.  You only defense against chihuahua nation is a cat.  Without a cat, even prayer is useless.  The baby ones are that cute.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 07:09 PM (/ybwc)

223 right, let me be clear, as I've said before, three days of rain and temps in the 50s and #OWS is over

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 11:06 PM (JMmQ9)

Yup we had a cold rainy night the other night and Occupy Seattle went from 50 to 10 and never really regained momentum. This weekend they will shoot their wad and it will be over. The only thing sustaining it now is the media is covering 10 fucking protesters.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:09 PM (MtwBb)

224 Rum, you around?

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:10 PM (wsZwk)

225
OWS: The Dunces of Red October

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 14, 2011 07:10 PM (OhYCU)

226 Meryl Streep and Michael Douglas

Not Meryl Streep. It was Glen Close. But the rest stands. It scared the crap out of men...for about 5 minutes.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 07:11 PM (piMMO)

227

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 11:09 PM (MtwBb)


yeah I did notice in the paper even here in St. Joseph, their front page story had where the Occupy rally would be, and the time & place

ugh and this is a pretty red area too

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:12 PM (s7mIC)

228 Where y'all getting the live show? Thor enjoyed the video immensely, I"m thinking he might like to see the entire show.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)

229 ""oh my lord
the new dancer's breasts are so large, her spandex top is barely able to contain them""

No shit, i bet you can see them bad boys from space.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:02 PM (FMbng)

I call bullshit.

 

Spandex can't stand a chance against genuinely big breasts.

Although I'd like to see that to judge for myself.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:13 PM (5joUs)

230 I have a feeling OWS will be alive and kicking for a long time here in Cali, as if it matters in this frikin state.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 07:13 PM (tKFT6)

231 right, let me be clear, as I've said before, three days of rain and temps in the 50s and #OWS is over

Occupy Boston got a thorough rinse in the past 24 hours. I doubt it got a proper scrubbing, however.

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2011 07:13 PM (4Kl5M)

232

http://tinyurl.com/3v8b2xx

Think it might be almost over though.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 07:13 PM (jlUmG)

233 well there is something wrong with the streaming now.
ugh.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:13 PM (s7mIC)

234 It's so true.  You only defense against chihuahua nation is a cat.  Without a cat, even prayer is useless.  The baby ones are that cute.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 11:09 PM (/ybwc)

Had a cat that was 17 when I had to go andf had her put to sleep, and she was the sweetest  cat you can imagine. But even against the 4 Chihuahuas she was defenseless. She loved them like a Mom, because she was way bigger then them.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 07:14 PM (uVuwp)

235 Thanks Gushka. Mine's smaller. I'm thinking about adding to it. My guy tends to shave it all off even in winter. Every once in a while, I get a high and tight out of him (which I really like).

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:14 PM (gvlTU)

236 ''well there is something wrong with the streaming now.
ugh.''

Its working for me.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 07:15 PM (FMbng)

237 Chemjeff - Hit pause and then play. It comes back.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 07:15 PM (jlUmG)

238 Thanks, techie!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:15 PM (SsG4J)

239 Lou, when I rented my first apartment by myself, without roomies, my neighbors had a cockapoo.  I had a cat who'd grown up feral and was the cat from hell, and those two loved to play together.  This was a cat who would end up chasing other dogs off of the property where I lived if they dared to set paw on it, but she loved the neighbor's dog. 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:16 PM (Zgfnd)

240 I think Chemjeff has hit paused a lot tonight! :-)

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:16 PM (Ybl9g)

241 Here's a headline you don't see every day...

"Colorado state champion goat failed drug test"



Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2011 07:16 PM (CMYJa)

242

Posted by: Palerider at October 14, 2011 11:01 PM (FBj6Z)

Danke schoen!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 07:16 PM (F79HU)

243 And introduced bunny boiler into the lexicon of descriptions of batshit crazy girlfriends. (birm)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2011 07:17 PM (4q5tP)

244

<<Batman was always my favorite superhero>>

Me too.  I always thought Superman was a wimpy goody-two-shoes.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 14, 2011 07:17 PM (7qKVv)

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:17 PM (wsZwk)

246 While i was next door preparing Ellie's Medicine food, the very shyest  of my feral kittens was sitting on my property's side of the fence, face smooshed up against the chain link, peering thru and whining at me fit for her heart to break.
Since the dogs over there went after Spectre, and nearly got him, they hate for me to go to Dick's to care for Ellie, and whine and cry and will even come over and try to convince me to COME HOME, dammit.

They are completely flunking out at being wild cats. Even little Baby Ditto has decided she loves me. I feel like crap but its been so hot i couldnt bring myself to work my brown colt three days in a row. i hate this shit. if he doesnt get worked, he wont get broke.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:17 PM (QNeKQ)

247 It's so true.  You only defense against chihuahua nation is a cat.  Without a cat, even prayer is useless.  The baby ones are that cute.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 11:09 PM (/ybwc)

I am babysitting my daughters cat for a few days. I might have to buy one. It's more of an independent asshole than I am. It entertains me.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:18 PM (MtwBb)

248 If i was going to write a commercial for Argentinian tourism it would be simple-


Argentina, its all about the boobs.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 07:18 PM (FMbng)

249 Did I mention that Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2011 07:18 PM (fyOgS)

250 OMG!

I just saw one of the funniest things ever! Is anyone else watching 6 Days to Air about the making of South Park? The episode they are there for is the Humancetipad episode.

They just showed the poor producer on the phone with standards and practices, quite obviously in pain, as she explained to them that, no, in the version she has seen they will not actually show the feces moving from person to person. Then she answered "Yes. It is possible that we will see them being sewn together. Thanks. Happy Easter to you too."

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 07:18 PM (piMMO)

251

Glen Close and Meryl Streep have always seemed the same to me.  Not my cup of tea.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 07:19 PM (JKNDp)

252 I LOOOOVE a good horse

Posted by: Mr Hands at October 14, 2011 07:19 PM (1rA2i)

253 yes!  Argentine TV is back!

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:20 PM (s7mIC)

254 Actually C.J.Burch has a good point upthread. I've been viewing the #OWS as a dress-rehearsal for next year, just before the election (388 days from tomorrow, not that I'm counting). Could it be that #OWS is just the walk-through, and the G8 / NATO summits in chicago next summer is the dress-rehearsal for the elections? which are scheduled for 388 days from tomorrow....BTW: what are you doing tomorrow to de-elect THE Stuttering Clusterfuck of Miserable Failure?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

255

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:17 PM (QNeKQ)

Question? Where does fantasy start or end?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 07:20 PM (uVuwp)

256

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (1rA2i)


Fine, then give me all of your investments, so that I may relieve you of the burden of dealing with the thieves of Wall Street

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:21 PM (s7mIC)

257 Ram Emanuel is goo a have his hands full next year with the G8.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:22 PM (Ybl9g)

258

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 11:17 PM (wsZwk)

That would make a great billboard.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:22 PM (MtwBb)

259 Damn auto correct!

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:22 PM (Ybl9g)

260 239 Lou, when I rented my first apartment by myself, without roomies, my neighbors had a cockapoo.  I had a cat who'd grown up feral and was the cat from hell, and those two loved to play together.  This was a cat who would end up chasing other dogs off of the property where I lived if they dared to set paw on it, but she loved the neighbor's dog. 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 11:16 PM (Zgfnd)

I am telling you, they are just little love bugs. So sweet, He loved to ride in the car, on my lap with his head out the window and ears flapping in the wind. I wish I knew how to post a pic of him, he was frikkin cute..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 07:22 PM (R21xD)

261 Little story, I've been in the live studio audience for DWTS a few times. One time was during the season Bristol was on. I had never seen so many Palin supporters in So Cal let alone Hollywood. Before the show a guy warms up the crowd to get everyone going, they let you go on the dance floor and have a little dance party before filming. Anyway the guy was walking around asking who everyone was there to see. About half were for Bristol, you could tell the liberals in the audience (who were few) were very uncomfortable. The wierd thing was they were in the minority, and when Bristol got saved the crowd erupted.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 07:23 PM (tKFT6)

262 235 Thanks Gushka. Mine's smaller. I'm thinking about adding to it. My guy tends to shave it all off even in winter. Every once in a while, I get a high and tight out of him (which I really like).

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:14 PM (gvlTU)

try a nice border. im big on that.

but i dont like fringe. it just never washes well, and on this farm things get WASHED and frequently. Im so glad i have this place or i would be losing my mind by now.


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:24 PM (QNeKQ)

263 "Fine, then give me all of your investments, so that I may relieve you of the burden of dealing with the thieves of Wall Street"

Inflation linked bonds, mainly, and Gold (In Gold We Trust) for the last 7 years or so.

Very little in stocks as I don't trust them.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 07:25 PM (1rA2i)

264 222 You only defense against chihuahua nation is a cat.
________

Well, there's always Aeroflot. Lost a chihuahua in a flight from Vladivostok. It's not the first time; I suspect corporate policy.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 14, 2011 07:25 PM (6fER6)

265 Happy Argentinian Mother's Day BTW. They keep mentioning it.

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 07:26 PM (jlUmG)

266 Contemplating whether an impromptu breakout of California Uber Alles is appropriate during a wedding reception. Most of my family has never been to the Left Coast, but they all know our Moonbeam Governor

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:27 PM (5joUs)

267 I read that as:

Wall Street is a scheme of simple pugs

As in, "It's pugs, all the way down!!"

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2011 07:27 PM (4Kl5M)

268 Not to get all politically heavy on a Friday night, I have to link this.

Forget ABO for now. It really should be ABR.

If I were feeling charitable I'd want to define what 'soliciting input' means here. But I'm not  -- so fuck Mitt Romney.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:28 PM (wsZwk)

269

This morning the police finally cleaned up the OWS trash littering Denver...too bad I wasn't there to watch.   Check out the oh-so-precious revolutionary banter from these yobs (from the Denver Post):

Chris, a 21-year-old student from Naropa University in Boulder who refused to give his last name, was among the final protesters. He said police gave him the option to leave or be arrested. He decided to leave.

"I don't want to pay a fine to finance more billy-clubs and tear gas to be used to repress my brothers and sisters," Chris said.

Casey Childers, a 27-year-old student from the University of Colorado at Denver, said she was kicked off a median in the middle of Colfax where she was holding a sign with a blue peace sign on it.

"They showed up in full riot gear and all we have are signs and slogans,"



Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2011 07:28 PM (CMYJa)

270 Hey lacey I saw your links earlier today.  Here's all I know about Issue 3 so far.  It might be about all you need to know too.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 07:28 PM (GULKT)

271 Contemplating whether an impromptu breakout of California Uber Alles is appropriate during a wedding reception. Most of my family has never been to the Left Coast, but they all know our Moonbeam Governor

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 11:27 PM (5joUs)

Are you getting married?

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:28 PM (MtwBb)

272

I am babysitting my daughters cat for a few days. I might have to buy one. It's more of an independent asshole than I am. It entertains me.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 11:18 PM (MtwBb)

Please do not "buy" a cat.  This will probably shock you, but if you are very, very lucky, you can find free ones.   

Bonus tip:  get 2

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 07:29 PM (/ybwc)

273 Jim Caviezel, ok I think he is the finest actor.. Looks and talent..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 07:29 PM (R21xD)

274 #OWS cleanup cancelled because of threats from pols?  Probably already posted here today, but here's the take from Yid with Lid

Sometimes it seems it's too bad conservatives aren't the type to camp on certain democraps' lawns and raise hell and poop in their posies like the left likes to do.   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:30 PM (Zgfnd)

275 Very little in stocks as I don't trust them.

"very little"?  so you are doing business with the evil Wall Street thieves and scoundrels!  Let me relieve you of your burden of dealing with them.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:30 PM (s7mIC)

276 If I were feeling charitable I'd want to define what 'soliciting input' means here.

Never "solicit input" on an ONT.

Posted by: Millions of Horny Lurkers at October 14, 2011 07:30 PM (Dx6BR)

277 I don't understand the pic at the top of the post: a photograph of a cat photographing a corgi humping a pug? What am I missing here? Is this what passes for art these days?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2011 07:30 PM (JMmQ9)

278

Casey Childers, a 27-year-old student from the University of Colorado at Denver, said she was kicked off a median in the middle of Colfax where she was holding a sign with a blue peace sign on it.

"They showed up in full riot gear and all we have are signs and slogans,"


 

Why, bless your heart dear child, to realize after 9 years of college that all you have are signs and slogans.  Have a cookie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 14, 2011 07:31 PM (4q5tP)

279

"They showed up in full riot gear and all we have are signs and slogans,"



Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2011 11:28 PM (CMYJa)

Heh, that happens alot to hippies, they always bring a sign to a gunfight.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:31 PM (MtwBb)

280 I'm thinking two borders. It's the size of two pillows right now. Everything has to withstand high heat washing. And, I'm available for repairs when this deployment is over. I get mushy repairing the old blankets. I got told another "Hey, there's something I can't tell so remind me on R&R." Gah.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:32 PM (gvlTU)

281 The fuckin moonbat hippies are congregating down by the movie theater at the mall tonight.

I hope Burbank PD nips this shit in the bud.

BPD don't play. I obey the law and they scare the shit out of me.

Posted by: sifhty bout to occupyahippiesface at October 14, 2011 07:33 PM (4CSeG)

282 well crap, dancing show is over now.  now it looks like it's Argentine news.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:33 PM (s7mIC)

283 OWS, repugs, you are are so GD dumb, you don't realize the extent of it all.

Pugs, continue buying used second hand paper as you have done in the past.

Let them eat cake...

Trickle down

Cake crumbs

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 07:33 PM (1rA2i)

284 The weather update might be good Chemjeff. It is on Mexican news!

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:34 PM (Ybl9g)

285

Please do not "buy" a cat.  This will probably shock you, but if you are very, very lucky, you can find free ones.   

Bonus tip:  get 2

As a cat owner, I absolutely agree on both counts. Two cats are no more difficult than one cat to care for and you can find them for free on Craigslist any day of the week. If you can find siblings, all the better.

As a bonus, cats cost a lot less to own than do dogs.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 07:34 PM (piMMO)

286

Please do not "buy" a cat.  This will probably shock you, but if you are very, very lucky, you can find free ones.   

Bonus tip:  get 2

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 11:29 PM (/ybwc)

Yeah I saw some today at the petshop up the street where I bought the fresh salmon treats in the foil bag for 5 bucks. You have to pay then for the shots but the tardisil kitties are free.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:34 PM (MtwBb)

287 Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (JKNDp) And both have male sounding first names.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 07:35 PM (NRygI)

288 Gov. Moonbeam's theme song is always appropriate.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:35 PM (gvlTU)

289 213 90 Uh wend doo Oggoobye Wah Sdee and duh hent signows wuh waley futt ubb  Posted by: Marlee Matlin at October 14, 2011 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)   I don't know what the fuck she said.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 14, 2011 11:05 PM (voHmF)


I speak Marleese.  She went to OWS and the hand signals were really fucked up. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 07:35 PM (Dx6BR)

290

Are you getting married?

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 11:28 PM (MtwBb)

Next year. Looks like Erinn and the wedding planner found a great venue today for both the ceremony and reception in Newport Beach. She's looking at one more spot in San Pedro but with our budget its probably out of reach.

Unless my art got hot quickly or someone just upped and gave me a bag full of money. The latter is probably more likely.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:36 PM (5joUs)

291 Is that the real dumbass from last night or is this a sock?

Not in the mood for another refugee from the rubber room.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (4CSeG)

292 Pedro is more expensive than Newport???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (SsG4J)

293 CAC congrats on the wedding!!!!

will there be an open bar?  and can I get invited?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (s7mIC)

294 robtr, my big city animal shelters often have pets available for free and the highest price is $69. Check out a shelter. Vax and desexing is included.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (gvlTU)

295 We gettin' invited CAC? Could be some righteous partying!

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (Ybl9g)

296 Chris, a 21-year-old student from Naropa University in Boulder who refused to give his last name, was among the final protesters

I don't know how that diploma-mill still gets accreditation. Oh wait. I do know.

Kinda wish I hadn't missed the lulz; but I don't like to drive into Denver at the best of times, and, well

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 07:37 PM (6GvAC)

297 Not in the mood for another refugee from the rubber room.

Why the superfluous 'h'?

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (4Kl5M)

298 She went to OWS and the hand signals were really fucked up.

Finally some fucking humor on the ONT.

That's been sorely missed. I'll leave it at that

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (wsZwk)

299

The Road Behind

"...sad whale, baby."

Posted by: GWAR at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (vxDBA)

300

 

292 Is that the real dumbass from last night or is this a sock?

Not in the mood for another refugee from the rubber room.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 11:37 PM (4CSeG)

Same dumbass sihfty.

I almost wrote that is shifty

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (GULKT)

301 292 Is that the real dumbass from last night or is this a sock?

Not in the mood for another refugee from the rubber room.

He's channeling I.R. Baboon, presumably

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (CMYJa)

302 Sifhty, same dumbass, recognize the hash.   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:38 PM (Zgfnd)

303 Posted by: CAC

The colors are madras , right?

/obligatory/

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:39 PM (wsZwk)

304 Why the superfluous 'h'?

Sifhty is always spelled with an H you diot!!!!!!!111!!

j/k. It was meme goofiness from earlier.

Chad from Pakistan was talking about it.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:39 PM (4CSeG)

305 Lu, I'll try to lighten it up some tomorrow.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (Ybl9g)

306 Chad from Pakistan was talking about it.

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (s7mIC)

307

Unless my art got hot quickly or someone just upped and gave me a bag full of money. The latter is probably more likely.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 11:36 PM (5joUs)

Congrats CAC! Are you going with a plaid tux or just sticking with the shorts?

Heh, yeah those damn  things are expensive. I paid for two weddings in 11 months.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (MtwBb)

308 303 Sifhty, same dumbass, recognize the hash.

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 11:38 PM (Zgfnd)

Was it as unintelligible last night as it has been tonight?

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (MSCON)

309 No H ihs superfluouhs.


Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (4CSeG)

310 Pedro is more expensive than Newport???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:37 PM (SsG4J)

The Sepulveda House is about 3x as expensive as this spot in Newport.

 

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:40 PM (5joUs)

311 Chad is a trend-setter.

Time for my goofy ass to go to bed.

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2011 07:41 PM (4Kl5M)

312 Posted by: CDR M

Nooooooooo, you're just fine!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 07:41 PM (wsZwk)

313

well crap, dancing show is over now.  now it looks like it's Argentine news.

Hopefully the weather girl is smokin hot like Jackie Guerrido. She is the weather girl on some univision show.

http://tinyurl.com/3rr7878

 

 

Posted by: madtechie at October 14, 2011 07:41 PM (jlUmG)

314 Finally some fucking humor on the ONT.
That's been sorely missed. I'll leave it at that

So you're not going to pray for my pet giraffe that spontaneously exploded last night?

Posted by: OH MY GOD THE BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALLS at October 14, 2011 07:41 PM (Dx6BR)

315 Was it as unintelligible last night as it has been tonight?

Yeah. I'm thinking 20-something emo andro.
It's like a creepy fat neighbor kid lurking outside your window waiting to go through your sock laundry.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:42 PM (4CSeG)

316 Oh, I just noticed that it is Hastings Day. That may explain why my thesis on Anglo-Saxon England has been so difficult to work on today...

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 07:42 PM (MSCON)

317

Congrats CAC! Are you going with a plaid tux or just sticking with the shorts?

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 11:40 PM (MtwBb)

 

I was thinking I'd go full-on David Byrne.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:42 PM (5joUs)

318 255

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:17 PM (QNeKQ)

Question? Where does fantasy start or end?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 11:20 PM (uVuwp)

I dont lie and a few people here know me in RL. HAve met the horses the kittens and even Grim.
Let me be frank. I grew up a Brat. Women like you are the reason you couldnt PAY me to live on base.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:43 PM (QNeKQ)

319 Pretty much, Grey Fox. 

We just don't get the good trolls any more.  They're all sitting on the floors in their rooms whispering "yes we can, yes we can" to themselves over and over and wondering what the fuck happened.   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:44 PM (Zgfnd)

320

You want a real laugh? OWS is planning a NATIONAL CONVENTION – on July 4th, 2012 - they even have a “plan”, such as it is. Yeppers, this “grass roots” organization has already drawn up plans to toss out the elected members of the Supreme Court and replace them with newly elected JusticesÂ…..

http://is.gd/zN2JOd

I'm gonna need a LOT more popcorn before this is all over....

THANKS, OBAMA!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 14, 2011 07:44 PM (0xqzf)

321 Boogers.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:44 PM (4CSeG)

322 I liked Batman. Spiderman was my fav. tho. Alas, he is no more.

Posted by: Jellytoast at October 14, 2011 07:44 PM (FPJxD)

323 this “grass roots” organization has already drawn up plans to toss out the elected members of the Supreme Court and replace them with newly elected Justices…..

The more specific they get, the easier time the Secret Service will have rounding them up. Let's support this rebellion from our estates in the North.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:46 PM (4CSeG)

324

Spiderman was my fav. tho. Alas, he is no more.

uh?  What?

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 07:46 PM (GULKT)

325 robtr, my big city animal shelters often have pets available for free and the highest price is $69. Check out a shelter. Vax and desexing is included.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:37 PM (gvlTU)

Thanks I will, I didn't ask how much the tardisil was for the ones up the street. They were kind of cute, I know there is a name for them but I don't know what it is, black with gold streaks accross one side of their face and at various other place, feet all different colors.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:46 PM (MtwBb)

326 Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 11:40 PM (5joUs)

Very pretty place, CAC!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:46 PM (SsG4J)

327 yellow, ya'll.

s'up?

Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 07:46 PM (jYh7R)

328 I've decided I'm not going to any more weddings unless the theme is unusual. And, I don't mean tattooed chicks on a pole. I would attend an adult baby wedding or plushies. Blurgh. Maybe not. I just got nauseated at the thought. Congrats, on landing the girl, CAC.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:47 PM (gvlTU)

329 The more specific they get, the easier time the Secret Service will have rounding them up. Let's support this rebellion from our estates in the North.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 11:46 PM (4CSeG)

Faster...faster!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 07:47 PM (jYh7R)

330 Good job CAC.

Watch your cornhole, Bud.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:48 PM (4CSeG)

331 I don't know what it is

Tortoiseshell?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:48 PM (SsG4J)

332 Obama first 1,000 days by the numbers

Posted by: newser at October 14, 2011 07:48 PM (KwiWv)

333 My college roommate said Spiderman was better than Batman, something about being able to swing between buildings and knowing when an attack is coming, being a more "realistic" person. I don't think spidey sense can save you from Batman, plus he sleeps with any women he wants so there's that.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 07:49 PM (tKFT6)

334 Congratulations, CAC!  Mind if I Occupy the reception hall in case you bring along any hot groomsmen?

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at October 14, 2011 07:49 PM (Dx6BR)

335

Congrats CAC.

But let me be the first to say, "Don't do it, man!".

 

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2011 07:49 PM (vxDBA)

336 Little girls, WS will continue to relieve you of your retirement, but you are too GD dumb to see.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 07:50 PM (1rA2i)

337 robtr, sounds like Tortie maybe. Tortoiseshell. Usually girl cats. Very cute.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 07:50 PM (gvlTU)

338 Let me be frank. I grew up a Brat. Women like you are the reason you couldnt PAY me to live on base.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:43 PM (QNeKQ)

Is that so? Then you  never where anywhere affiilliated with the military. I always thought there was something fishy with your stories. You might have horses but thats it.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 07:50 PM (uVuwp)

339 329 I've decided I'm not going to any more weddings unless the theme is unusual. And, I don't mean tattooed chicks on a pole. I would attend an adult baby wedding or plushies. Blurgh. Maybe not. I just got nauseated at the thought.

Congrats, on landing the girl, CAC.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:47 PM (gvlTU)

Meh, i'm finally making an honest women out of Mrs dananjcon. In fact I have a house full of wimmins as we speak celebrating her wedding shower. were getting married on 11/11/11...Help!


Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 07:50 PM (jYh7R)

340

Cold wet and rainey in Ohio tonight. 

This should move to NYC tomorrow and flush the hippies out of the park

Time for a scotch.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 07:50 PM (JKNDp)

341 329 I've decided I'm not going to any more weddings unless the theme is unusual. And, I don't mean tattooed chicks on a pole. I would attend an adult baby wedding or plushies. Blurgh. Maybe not. I just got nauseated at the thought.

Congrats, on landing the girl, CAC.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:47 PM (gvlTU)

what if it was Timurid Persian theme? would you come to one if i did 15th century Isfahan and made sure it was really well catered and all the guests were in costume too and the place was all littered with nice colorful pavillons and oriental carpets?

thats not nausea inducing and everyone likes kebab and pilaf.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:51 PM (QNeKQ)

342 Best decision we made about our wedding was letting Graceland Wedding Chapel do ours in Las Vegas.

Elvis played One by Metallica on his acoustic guitar while we were waiting.

Elvis let me pick two Elvis songs for him to sing before the service:

I picked Battle Hymn of the Republic and In the Ghetto.

He was nice enough to give us Love Me Tender and Viva Las Vegas.

Such a blast.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (4CSeG)

343 So you're not going to pray for my pet giraffe that spontaneously exploded last night?

pray for a dead giraffe?  what's the point?
I'll pray for the cleaning crew though

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (s7mIC)

344 Very pretty place, CAC!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:46 PM (SsG4J)

That's what I've heard.

She's excited to see it tomorrow, still she really liked this spot in Newport (and that spot was actually feasible for us).

If she gets her heart set on Sepulveda I suppose I could whore myself out to 10 fat chicks at $1000 a piece, or 2 really fat chicks at $5000 a piece.

 

Kidneys I heard sell well too.

Posted by: CAC, summoning his inner Quagmire at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (5joUs)

345 Robert, have you ever had a blood sugar/glucose test done before?  How recent was the cheesecake ingestion relative to the test?  What else had you eaten in 8 hours previous to the test?

Depending on those answers, it may be better to hold off on the meds until you've established that you've got troughs/spikes in your blood sugar level.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (OZymZ)

346 Thanks I will, I didn't ask how much the tardisil was for the ones up the street. They were kind of cute, I know there is a name for them but I don't know what it is, black with gold streaks accross one side of their face and at various other place, feet all different colors.

Every cat has its own personality so just enjoy whichever you get. And, cats are so easy to litter box train you can't imagine. It consist of two steps.

Step 1: Put the cat in the litter box.

The cat will step out of it and you proceed to step 2.

Step 2: Put the cat in the litter box.

Your cat is now trained.

If you're lucky, you might even get a cat such as mine who cries at the door to be let out to do its business.

And do not have it/them declawed. It is senseless when a squirt gun will break them of their bad habits.

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (piMMO)

347 were getting married on 11/11/11...Help!

Good job.

Watch your cornhole, Bud.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:52 PM (4CSeG)

348

Is that so? Then you  never where anywhere affiilliated with the military. I always thought there was something fishy with your stories. You might have horses but thats it.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 11:50 PM (uVuwp)

youre funny. you know know what im talking about.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 07:53 PM (QNeKQ)

349 Question? Where does fantasy start or end? Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 I've been to her farm and stayed there a number of times. I was there days after Ellie arrived. Nc ref has been there. He petted her hairless pusseh. It loooovvveeesss him. Your know it all bullshit is beyond old.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 07:53 PM (xD9q+)

350 Congratulations to you both, dananjcon and CAC!   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 07:53 PM (Zgfnd)

351

Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 11:50 PM (jYh7R)


Congratulations!

Wow lots of nuptials being celebrated

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:53 PM (s7mIC)

352 How much would it cost to buy a few hundred rats and release them in the park?

Operation Red dawn?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 14, 2011 07:54 PM (OhYCU)

353 "I'll pray for the cleaning crew though"

I say all prayers to imaginary beings are nuts.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 07:54 PM (1rA2i)

354

NBC goes absolutely gaga over Michelle Obama

Posted by: newser at October 14, 2011 07:54 PM (KwiWv)

355 Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 11:50 PM (uVuwp)

WTF??

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:55 PM (SsG4J)

356 I say all prayers to imaginary beings are nuts.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM (1rA2i)


Well, you know what I say?

FUCK YOU, STONER ASSHOLE TROLL

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 07:55 PM (s7mIC)

357 I say all prayers to imaginary beings are nuts.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM (1rA2i)


Cool story, bro.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 07:56 PM (4CSeG)

358 pray for a dead giraffe?  what's the point?

Nihilism is no answer to a tragedy like this, my son.

Posted by: St. Geoffrey, the Patron Saint of Dead Giraffes at October 14, 2011 07:57 PM (Dx6BR)

359 Posted by: CAC, summoning his inner Quagmire at October 14, 2011 11:52 PM (5joUs)

Your devotion to the future Mrs CAC is truly touching, Sir!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 07:58 PM (SsG4J)

360 I say not believing in a higher being is ignorant and stupid. Doesn't seem to faze the ignoramuses though.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 14, 2011 07:58 PM (GE1+K)

361 It's not even an ethos.

Posted by: Wahlter Sobchak at October 14, 2011 07:58 PM (4CSeG)

362 I say all prayers to imaginary beings are nuts.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM (1rA2i)

Really? well you're proof evolution is a scam so now what ?

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 07:58 PM (MtwBb)

363 I've decided I'm not going to any more weddings unless the theme is unusual. And, I don't mean tattooed chicks on a pole. I would attend an adult baby wedding or plushies. Blurgh. Maybe not. I just got nauseated at the thought.

Congrats, on landing the girl, CAC.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:47 PM (gvlTU)

She wants to do a 1920's speakeasy theme. I credit her incredible will for putting up with me for the last 5 years. She's done things lesser women would scoff at. Very lucky to have her.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 07:58 PM (5joUs)

364 "Well, you know what I say?FUCK YOU, STONER ASSHOLE TROLL"

Fuck a duck, you crack me up old man. I say why not let people live free and put anything into their own body that they want???

WHAT SAY YOU?


Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 07:59 PM (1rA2i)

365

The numbers are in

Federal Budget deficit for fiscal 2011

$1.3 trillion

Posted by: newser at October 14, 2011 07:59 PM (KwiWv)

366 Gushka, you got me thinking of SCA so much I packed all my armor today as an excuse to drag it out.

Posted by: sifty got more packing to do that Barney Frank at Boys Town at October 14, 2011 08:00 PM (4CSeG)

367 She wants to do a 1920's speakeasy theme.

This sounds awesome. While I hate gin, you've gotta find a clawfoot tub!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:00 PM (wsZwk)

368

She wants to do a 1920's speakeasy theme. I credit her incredible will for putting up with me for the last 5 years. She's done things lesser women would scoff at. Very lucky to have her.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 11:58 PM (5joUs)

thats awesome! hard to look bad dressed up like that!

gonna toast with bathtub gin?

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:00 PM (QNeKQ)

369 Is pixy fucked up or is it me?


Watch your cornhole, Bud.

Posted by: sifhty at October 14, 2011 11:52 PM (4CSeG)

my cornhole is fine for now, my wallet on the other hand...

Thank rons for the well wishes.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 08:00 PM (jYh7R)

370 Dood.

Are ALL THEIR "STARS" strippers? WTF?

Posted by: As If! at October 14, 2011 08:00 PM (piMMO)

371  In fact I have a house full of wimmins as we speak celebrating her wedding shower. were getting married on 11/11/11...Help!


Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 11:50 PM (jYh7R)

Wedding shower?

So much about this shit I don't know.

Heh at your creepy date of doom, and congrats dude!

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (GIJ8I)

372 I have no idea what the hell is going on right now. So, I will just say... I am not as resolute as I thought. I would RSVP gushka's invitation and show up. Congrats to everyone getting hitched. I am obliged to tell you to run. Now's your chance. :0)

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (gvlTU)

373 Then you never where anywhere affiilliated with the military. I always thought there was something fishy with your stories. ooh look, she's just as big an expert about the USMC as she is about chryslers!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (xD9q+)

374 I say why not let people live free and put anything into their own body that they want

I say try not to put it all in at once, sweetheart, it will catch up with you later in life. Pace yourself.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)

375

xxxx,

Please explain to me how you can both believe in science, which assumes that logic and reason exist and that our observations of the world actually coincide with reality, and in Darwinism, which postulates that out minds and sense are no more than random bit of matter whose sole claim to accuracy is that it hasn't led to teh extinction of the species yet.

Put another way, some scientists think that belief in religion is hardwired into the human brain, because it is false but useful for survival. Please explain why you are sure that the same is not true for science.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (MSCON)

376 Hey gang, wanna have some fun?  Help Maxine Waters compose a speech to give on the house floor on jobs and the economy using Twitter and Facebook!  You may need to use small words which are easier for her to understand. 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (Zgfnd)

377 I say why not let people live free and put anything into their own body that they want???

THAT'S VHAT I TRIED TO EXSPLAIN TO MAH-RI-AH BEFORE SHE VALKED OUUUUUT!!!

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (Dx6BR)

378 WHAT SAY YOU?

I say, you are a complete hypocrite for denouncing Wall Street while you remain invested in their stocks.

I say, you are a complete douchebag for remaining in this country while bitching about paying for a military that selflessly defends you.

I say, that I have toilet bowl scum that has more honor and integrity than you do.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (s7mIC)

379 "361 I say not believing in a higher being is ignorant and stupid. Doesn't seem to faze the ignoramuses though."

I say He created the universe, then He walked off, so who gives a fuck???

Try Einstein, by Issacson, decent read.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:01 PM (1rA2i)

380 it was really well catered and all the guests were in costume too Oooh Oooh, I get to wear my Nomadia outfit???!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:02 PM (xD9q+)

381 >>>WHAT SAY YOU I said it in an earlier thread I'll say it again. As long as I'm not charged one red cent in taxes for any etitlements to support drug addled deadbeats, knock yourself out. Or shoot yourself into a stupor, not my F*ing problem.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 14, 2011 08:02 PM (GE1+K)

382 Your know it all bullshit is beyond old.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 11:53 PM (xD9q+)

So she has a horse farm. Where I am at there are three. They take in abused and neglected horses. Some of them are so far beyond help, it breaks my heart.  I watched them being put out of their misery. I cried  for all those helpless animals. What gets my burr up is this paragon of humanity that converges with these super beings that do super secret things.  Come on even in the anonimous blogosphere nobody can be so naive to believe all these stories

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 08:02 PM (uVuwp)

383 Stop rubber-necking and get back to work!

Posted by: giraffe cleanup crew boss at October 14, 2011 08:03 PM (OKhgI)

384 367 Gushka, you got me thinking of SCA so much I packed all my armor today as an excuse to drag it out.

Posted by: sifty got more packing to do that Barney Frank at Boys Town at October 15, 2011 12:00 AM (4CSeG)

you know, when i first started going back to playing,  i looked for you. Theres another Moron named Mary in Lyondemere. I dont know her personnna and always wondered if i should just walk into the Barony Tent holding up the AOSHQ symbol on a large piece of paper and see if anyone jumps up clapping...

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:03 PM (QNeKQ)

385 WHAT SAY YOU?

Well, I may not speak for everyone, but I say someone should stomp a Georgia mud puddle in your candy ass like your Papa should have. It would probably keep you out of prison or the nut house.

Posted by: sifty got more packing to do than Barney Frank at Boys Town at October 14, 2011 08:03 PM (4CSeG)

386 While I hate gin, you've gotta find a clawfoot tub!

Posted by: lu at October 15, 2011 12:00 AM (wsZwk)

Oh she's already looking.

Her priorities as she's stated:

1 Good food.

2 Liquor.

3 Liquor.

4 Everything else.

She wants to spend more on the liquor and its presentation than her dress, the rings, and even flowers when she laid out her budget.

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 08:03 PM (GIJ8I)

387 Come on even in the anonimous blogosphere nobody can be so naive to believe all these stories

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 15, 2011 12:02 AM (uVuwp)


Well, I guess you could just ignore it and talk about something else at this little cocktail party. No reason to be a dick about it.

XXX needs a friend.


Posted by: sifty got more packing to do than Barney Frank at Boys Town at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (4CSeG)

388

She wants to spend more on the liquor and its presentation than her dress, the rings, and even flowers when she laid out her budget.


so... what do I have to do to get an invitation?  (I'm not proud)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (s7mIC)

389 You got a good woman there, CAC.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (wsZwk)

390 Love the 20's! You'll have fun after the butterflies go away.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (gvlTU)

391 I say, that I have toilet bowl scum that has more honor and integrity than you do.

Hey, don't drag ME into this.

Posted by: The Remnants of a Fapplebee's Chicken Salad at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (Dx6BR)

392

23 weddings between 2007-2011, non my own or in the family, got three more lined up in the summer of 2012. Weddings are fun to go to, I've been in 5 of the 23. It's the only time I get to see my friends, and I love all the single desperate women there. At least I don't go home lonely.

/Okay lonely half the time

//Okay more like a quarter

///Okay a quarter with me being drunk

////Okay a quarter with them being drunk and a ton of regrets in the morning

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 08:05 PM (tKFT6)

393 I wish I had thought about doing a theme when we renewed our vows over the summer. Thor would have loved a Speakeasy atmosphere! I'm gonna hold out for Timurid Persian for next time, though. Consider yourself warned, Gushka!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (SsG4J)

394

Heh at your creepy date of doom, and congrats dude!

Posted by: CAC at October 15, 2011 12:01 AM (GIJ8I)

Thanks, had the tux fitting last night, apparently they don't make tuxedos out of hobo pelts. Who knew. I've been told the date is good luck and bad, whatever, I've been out of control of this freight train for several months now, I just cut the chucks.


 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (jYh7R)

395 say why not let people live free and put anything into their own body that they want??? You might want to give it a rest, I think you've swallowed one time too many.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (xD9q+)

396 Robert, have you ever had a blood sugar/glucose test done before?  How recent was the cheesecake ingestion relative to the test?  What else had you eaten in 8 hours previous to the test?

Depending on those answers, it may be better to hold off on the meds until you've established that you've got troughs/spikes in your blood sugar level.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:52 PM (OZymZ)

An hour and a half?  Two hours?  Plus cereal (bran buds FTW!) and probably a couple of plums.  Might have nicked a pastry at work.

There was some number...A1C thingymajig?   It's supposed to be 5.5?  He said mine was 8.  So...whatever the hell that means.

I go back in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (F79HU)

397

Her priorities as she's stated:

1 Good food.

2 Liquor.

3 Liquor.

4 Everything else.


Not enough liquor.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (Dx6BR)

398 "I say, you are a complete douchebag for remaining in this country while bitching about paying for a military that selflessly defends you."

I say you are a fascist repug, a chicken hawk, that can not take care of its own self. I can take of myself, I don't need the military or the police to do it for me.

Grow up simple one, re read the second amendment.



Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:06 PM (1rA2i)

399 I've been out of control of this freight train for several months now, I just cut the chucks.

that's all you can really do, along with show up on time

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 08:07 PM (s7mIC)

400 I recently went to a wedding that used a beer kuzy with candy and some decorations sticking out of it as table decorations. Take the kuzy home afterwards.  Makes more sense than a bucket of flowers and more useful.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:07 PM (JKNDp)

401

say why not let people live free and put anything into their own body that they want???

Why should we? If we are all just collections of accidental atoms, why not repress you?

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:08 PM (MSCON)

402 >>>I say He created the universe Then he isn't "imaginary" and therefore prayer by your own admission is not "nuts" BTW don't imagine that your feeble mind has at some point read something that I might find enlightening to the point I might add it to my reading list. You are clearly a lightweight philosophically, and like to throw around book titles to try and get cred. I've seen more depth in pron plots.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 14, 2011 08:08 PM (GE1+K)

403 Okay, I know we already hate her, but this woman is 73 years old.  O.  M.  G

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 08:08 PM (/ybwc)

404 Are we not capable of being nice anymore?

Ace is gonna turn this blog around and drive back home. And then were will we be? Back home listening to Donny and Marie on the Disney phonograph while everyone else is at Disneyland.


Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:08 PM (4CSeG)

405 I can take of myself, I don't need the military or the police to do it for me.

And yet you refuse my offer to pay for your one-way ticket to Antarctica.
How strange.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 08:08 PM (s7mIC)

406 his paragon of humanity that converges with these super beings that do super secret things. Come on even in the anonimous blogosphere nobody can be so naive to believe all these stories Hmm, so all these people and animals I have met and hung out with are sophisticated holograms that she has been able to program to randomly interact with me? Wow, Seriously, step away from the crack pipe

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:09 PM (xD9q+)

407 Probably too late to point this out: that Batman cartoon comes from a series of Super Hero = 1% cartoons which actually demonize the Super Hero attitude and ultimately sympathizes with the OWS movement.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at October 14, 2011 08:10 PM (vahvH)

408 Ever since Bill Clinton pulled me off the front lines and plopped me down in that Excel class I've been able to take care of myself, stupid cons.

Today I'm a genius computer programmer who reads lots and lots.  IN.  YOUR.  FACE.

Posted by: Raygun the Ever-Living at October 14, 2011 08:10 PM (Dx6BR)

409 okay good night all
I will have some news to report tomorrow night
I hope it is good news (wink wink)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2011 08:11 PM (s7mIC)

410 Okay, I know we already hate her, but this woman is 73 years old.  O.  M.  G.

Jane F'n Fonda. Still selling paper targets after all these years.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:11 PM (4CSeG)

411

Not enough liquor.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 15, 2011 12:06 AM (Dx6BR)

 

Did I mention that bacon will be incorporated in each food item?

 

We are toying with the idea of having the local cupcake joint (known for its famous bacon and fried chicken cupcakes) create our wedding cake, so there is the tiny possibility even the wedding cake shall involve bacon.

----------

what do I have to do to get an invitation?  (I'm not proud)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 12:05 AM (s7mIC)

Buy a shitload of my art. I can invite a "patron".

----------

You got a good woman there, CAC.

Posted by: lu at October 15, 2011 12:05 AM (wsZwk)

She is hungry right now, so time for me to leave my office and take care of that. She is a great woman, but when she's hungry, shes hungry.

Adios all and thanks!

Posted by: CAC at October 14, 2011 08:12 PM (GIJ8I)

412 "I said it in an earlier thread I'll say it again. As long as I'm not charged one red cent in taxes for any etitlements to support drug addled deadbeats, knock yourself out. Or shoot yourself into a stupor, not my F*ing problem."

Why do I have to pay for others kids through property taxes and deductions in Fed income tax?

Little girls, if people want to do drugs, I say leave them the fuck alone...

So does Ron Paul

Ron Paul for president

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:12 PM (1rA2i)

413 Night Chemjeff, hope it's good news, too, whatever it is! 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:12 PM (Zgfnd)

414 Nice Donny & Marie reference, sifty. Best wedding I ever attended was dry. People were drinking in their cars. That was more fun than sitting around and not dancing to the dj.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 08:12 PM (gvlTU)

415 a chicken hawk Where, I say where did you see a chicken hawk?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (xD9q+)

416 these super beings that do super secret things

What are you taking about? The kittens??? Grim? I seriously don't get what you mean.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (SsG4J)

417 mm, so all these people and animals I have met and hung out with are sophisticated holograms that she has been able to program to randomly interact with me?

It's like Westworld, but with Gushkas. Gushkaworld.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (4CSeG)

418

Okay, I know we already hate her, but this woman is 73 years old.  O.  M.  G.

 Is that her brother standing behind her? I've seen better looking cadavers.  They could both cut back on the plastic surgery.  If shes's buried at sea I hope they shred her so some poor unsuspecting sea critter doesn't choke on her like those 6 pack olders.

 I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (JKNDp)

419

I notice that xxxx is studiously ignoring my questions. Nuts. It is getting late and can't stay up baiting him much longer.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (MSCON)

420

Ya know what I've discovered about this election cycle?  People that I used to like and respect totally annoy me now.  Like they're not on the side I thought they were on.  Like Ann Coulter.  They're all part of the commentariat, whether they're on Fox or CNN, just about no difference.

Posted by: The Ghost of Kim Novak at October 14, 2011 08:13 PM (8DdAv)

421

She wants to spend more on the liquor and its presentation than her dress, the rings, and even flowers when she laid out her budget.

Posted by: CAC at October 15, 2011 12:03 AM (GIJ8I)

Heh...us too, were having an 1hr and 1/2 cocktail hour...the best part of a wedding.

We got a cellist (chellist?) for the ceremony and a 3 piece jazz band for the cocktail hour. Our DJ for the reception will be playing the Bee Gees, Bloodhound Gang and C. lo Green, we're classy like that.   should be a good time.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (jYh7R)

422 Jane F'n Fonda. Still selling paper targets after all these years.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 15, 2011 12:11 AM (4CSeG)

On the other hand, it looks like she ordered up her date from We-B-Creepy.  eeeewwww!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (/ybwc)

423 Was I supposed to drop acid before reading this thread?

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (wsZwk)

424 Why?  Because I have four X chromosomes, that's why.

Posted by: yyyy at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (Dx6BR)

425 Congrats CAC, welcome to the world of compromise.

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (P6SFS)

426 Friends of mine had their reception here with a 1910s theme including a period car driving them to and from the site.

The castle also houses the museum of the Queen's Own Rifles of Canada reserves-militia regiment (including a Victoria Cross awarded at the Normandy D-Day) so at the dinner to get the couple to kiss instead of clanking glasses your table had to answer a trivia question based on something in the museum.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2011 08:14 PM (OKhgI)

427 xxxx Word is the Mooch has much to say about what you put into your body. Ma Bell WTF does the fact that there are three farms for abused horses "around your area" have anything to do, whatsoever, with Gushka?

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 08:15 PM (NRygI)

428 I hope it is good news (wink wink)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 12:11 AM (s7mIC)

Little Sally Muckinfuch gonna let you peek in her panties or you got a a bunch of coupons for free meals at Applebees?

You should be working on building a methlab.  Assignment for every student, bring you back a couple of packs of Sudafed.

Good night!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:15 PM (F79HU)

429 On the other hand, it looks like she ordered up her date from We-B-Creepy.  eeeewwww!

That guy looks like an embalmed James Woods.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:15 PM (4CSeG)

430 397  Did the Doc ask about what/when you'd last eaten?  More to the point, did the Doc know for a certainty what you'd eaten before prescribing the meds?

I'm not a Doc but have a few in the immediate family.  It doesn't sound like a base line been established for you.  2nd opinion from another Doc in your future?

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:15 PM (OZymZ)

431 ll these people and animals I have met and hung out with are sophisticated holograms that she has been able to program to randomly interact with me?

Well, come on let's face it, Gushka IS pretty effing awesome.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:15 PM (SsG4J)

432 404 Okay, I know we already hate her, but this woman is 73 years old.  O.  M.  G

Posted by: Peaches at October 15, 2011 12:08 AM (/ybwc)

two words for that photo:

heavy

retouching

or one word:  PHOTOSHOP.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (QNeKQ)

433 Paul Tard, Paul Tard, roly, poly Paul Tard
Paul Tard, Paul Tard, eat it up, yum!
I took a Paul Tard to a movie, movie...

(changed the words a bit, but that was from when SNL was actually funny)

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (Zgfnd)

434 Fuck it.  I hate you all.

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (Ba7Wl)

435 s/b xxxx: Ma Bell:

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (NRygI)

436 "Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 12:11 AM (s7mIC)"

Breaking Bad, you are too GD dumb to see the point...

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (1rA2i)

437 Little Sally Muckinfuch gonna let you peek in her panties or you got a a bunch of coupons for free meals at Applebees?

Could be the same thing.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (Dx6BR)

438 I went to a dry wedding reception, all the coffee one could drink.  I wish they had told me so I could have packed a flask.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:16 PM (JKNDp)

439 Ahh, Grey Fox comes along to remind me that, no matter how Right wing I might have become, I will never be a Conservative.

Please explain to me how you can both believe in science, which assumes that logic and reason exist and that our observations of the world actually coincide with reality, and in Darwinism, which postulates that out minds and sense are no more than random bit of matter whose sole claim to accuracy is that it hasn't led to teh extinction of the species yet.

Put another way, some scientists think that belief in religion is hardwired into the human brain, because it is false but useful for survival. Please explain why you are sure that the same is not true for science.

Because "science" is simply the search for models which best predict the world we all live in. As such "science" does have to account for human eccentricities, including belief in false religions. (I assume that you understand that at least some religions are false.) Also, as such, "science" has done pretty well at its chosen task, which is why we are communicating over a computer network and not, say, over smoke signals.

And because "Darwinism" is a term, specifically a cant term, coined by non-scientists. It's an Alinsky tactic; choose your target and personalise it. Make it a heresy tied to one, fallible, human being; living in a time and a place when he could not know all there was to know about (for instance) genetics or 150 years of upcoming fossil and geological discovery.

The Right has merit. Conservatism, still, is the ideology of Amerikaner mid-IQ proles who believe what they believe because the Bible done tole them so.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 14, 2011 08:17 PM (6GvAC)

440 >>>Why do I have to pay for others kids through property taxes and deductions in Fed income tax? While I tend to agree somewhat the answer to your question is: An uneducated electorate is the greatest threat to liberty a Republic can have. >>>>Ron Paul for president ah the penny drops, a Ronulan.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 14, 2011 08:17 PM (GE1+K)

441 Fuck it.  I hate you all.

Get in line behind me, bitch.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:17 PM (wsZwk)

442 410 okay good night all
I will have some news to report tomorrow night
I hope it is good news (wink wink)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 12:11 AM (s7mIC)

You successfully synthesized functional roofies?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 08:17 PM (kaalw)

443 Just too tired and mellow to engage trolls tonight.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:18 PM (JKNDp)

444 If hate were people I'd be China.

Posted by: Phil Berquist at October 14, 2011 08:19 PM (Dx6BR)

445

Nice, lacey!

 

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2011 08:19 PM (P6SFS)

446 Was I supposed to drop acid before reading this thread?

Judging from my experiences at Grateful Dead concerst, I think if enough people around you are on acid , you don't need any yourself. xxxx has done the work for us.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:19 PM (SsG4J)

447 Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 15, 2011 12:17 AM (6GvAC)

How enlightened and modern and smart.

But can you use that fuckin shine box?

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:19 PM (4CSeG)

448 Well, come on let's face it, Gushka IS pretty effing awesome.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:15 AM (SsG4J)

Im really not. but i have lived a really fucked up life and have decided mostly to  talk about the nice stuff as recreation. My friends, my animals and my place are really nice however. And so are you.

WAsnt always this way, and i was extremely unhappy for years, But i kicked all the bullshit and fucked up people out. And i now try to tell only amusing stories.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:19 PM (QNeKQ)

449 424 Was I supposed to drop acid before reading this thread?

Posted by: lu at October 15, 2011 12:14 AM (wsZwk)

Why just this thread?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 08:20 PM (kaalw)

450 Gushka IS pretty effing awesome. Yep, total evil genius. With a soft spot for the critters.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:20 PM (xD9q+)

451

Fuck it.  I hate you all.

Feel the love, ed. 

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2011 08:20 PM (vxDBA)

452 "I notice that xxxx is studiously ignoring my questions. Nuts. It is getting late and can't stay up baiting him much longer."

Me too, getting tired.

Do you believe in an imaginary being also?

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:20 PM (1rA2i)

453 Grey Fox, thanks for pointing out the inconsistency between belief in logic and determinism. I've never been able to get one to answer that, either.

Posted by: Mikeyboss at October 14, 2011 08:20 PM (IgpkI)

454 ""Okay, I know we already hate her, but this woman is 73 years old.""


Thats 73 too many.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 08:21 PM (FMbng)

455

Why do I have to pay for others kids through property taxes and deductions in Fed income tax?

There are a certain number of tasks that every civilization has to do well if it wishes to survive - provide the basic material necessities for life, provide philosophic and religious comfort, defend against outside aggression, and ensure that the next generation grows up safe and has the necessary lessons imparted to them. Fail to do any of this, and it collapses.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:21 PM (MSCON)

456

Nice, lacey!

 

Posted by: ErikW at October 15, 2011 12:19 AM (P6SFS)

Seriously.  Who the fuck are you?  Do you always have that cock in your mouth?

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:21 PM (Ba7Wl)

457 Fuck it.  I hate you all.

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 15, 2011 12:16 AM (Ba7Wl)

You mad bro?

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 08:22 PM (MtwBb)

458 440 Ahh, Grey Fox comes along to remind me that, no matter how Right wing I might have become, I will never be a Conservative.

Please explain to me how you can both believe in science, which assumes that logic and reason exist and that our observations of the world actually coincide with reality, and in Darwinism, which postulates that out minds and sense are no more than random bit of matter whose sole claim to accuracy is that it hasn't led to teh extinction of the species yet.

Put another way, some scientists think that belief in religion is hardwired into the human brain, because it is false but useful for survival. Please explain why you are sure that the same is not true for science.

Because "science" is simply the search for models which best predict the world we all live in. As such "science" does have to account for human eccentricities, including belief in false religions. (I assume that you understand that at least some religions are false.) Also, as such, "science" has done pretty well at its chosen task, which is why we are communicating over a computer network and not, say, over smoke signals.

And because "Darwinism" is a term, specifically a cant term, coined by non-scientists. It's an Alinsky tactic; choose your target and personalise it. Make it a heresy tied to one, fallible, human being; living in a time and a place when he could not know all there was to know about (for instance) genetics or 150 years of upcoming fossil and geological discovery.

The Right has merit. Conservatism, still, is the ideology of Amerikaner mid-IQ proles who believe what they believe because the Bible done tole them so.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 15, 2011 12:17 AM (6GvAC)



WHOA.

Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at October 14, 2011 08:22 PM (Dx6BR)

459 explain to me how you can both believe in science, which assumes that logic and reason exist and that our observations of the world actually coincide with reality, and in Darwinism, The catholic priest that taught our 6th grade religion class told us they aren't mutually exclusive "why can't God explain the why and science describe the how?"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:22 PM (xD9q+)

460 ok...its saf now all the broads are gone, g' night. i got a long day planned for the couch tommorow.
 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2011 08:23 PM (jYh7R)

461

or one word:  PHOTOSHOP.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 12:16 AM (QNeKQ)

Or a shit load of money for plastic surgery, but she will always be a cunt. Sorry, some women just deserve that title..

And damn if everybody aint pissed off or on, on this ont..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:23 PM (R21xD)

462 Ma Bell

WTF does the fact that there are three farms for abused horses "around your area" have anything to do, whatsoever, with Gushka?

Posted by: The Greys at October 15, 2011 12:15 AM (NRygI)

When you figure out all the fantasy stories let me know. Oh and by the way I have a "Gram" too who is a super secret guy that only I can show my tits to and the rest  of his people watch. Come on , how gullable are you guys to lisen to all this fantasy.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 08:23 PM (uVuwp)

463 You mad bro?

This will never get old.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:23 PM (wsZwk)

464

But i kicked all the bullshit and fucked up people out. And i now try to tell only amusing stories.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 12:19 AM (QNeKQ)

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:24 PM (Ba7Wl)

465 Posted by: cthulhu ooh goodie, one of the fictional beings fucknuts pray to!!!!!! xxxx needs to get up close and personal with your tentacles.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:24 PM (xD9q+)

466 OK. Looks like it's wall to wall smug assholes, trolls, and smug asshole trolls.

I think I'll follow the fun out the door as it leaves.

I can get this kind of angry drunk conversation from a bum pushing a shopping cart.

Night all.


Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:24 PM (4CSeG)

467

Seriously.  Who the fuck are you?  Do you always have that cock in your mouth?

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 15, 2011 12:21 AM (Ba7Wl)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: ErikW at October 14, 2011 08:25 PM (P6SFS)

468 Hedlund, I love Country

Fk, I am obsessed...

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:26 PM (1rA2i)

469

You successfully synthesized functional roofies?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:17 AM (kaalw)

While mixing chemicals together in his lab, a random lightning strike cerates a bizarre and unique reaction endowing Jefe with the amazing power to predict what color panties his students are wearing.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:26 PM (F79HU)

470 sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change

Well I put out a FOBO on this months ago. Good luck with that though. Night, sift!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:26 PM (wsZwk)

471 Editor, you have been lurking awhile, haven't you? We seem to have ruined the ONT for you.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:27 PM (SsG4J)

472 Nice thing about the rain in NYC, it won't wash away the filth, it'll leach the piss out of the ground where it'll create an open sewer. With the diseases it causes, they'll wish they were clubbed

Then there's the enticing possibility of a short in the wiring in the park floor to give the hippies a nice lightning ride

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

473 I haven't had a chance to drop in lately to monitor the fun and insanity for a while.  This is a particularly ugly thread tonight.  Not fun at all.  What the hell is going on?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:27 PM (JKNDp)

474 We're definitely getting into strange territory tonight on the ONT. 

I'm not pissed off, but I certainly do hate Jane F, the useless, dried up old twat.   

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:27 PM (Zgfnd)

475 A FOBO? How 'bout a BOLO.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:27 PM (wsZwk)

476 Papa Editor, First you boycott the place, and now you come back and slag off on everyone for no reason? wtf?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:28 PM (xD9q+)

477 Lacey, How you been kid? Enjoying the I-75 construction traffic every am I assume?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:29 PM (JKNDp)

478 Me too, getting tired.

Do you believe in an imaginary being also?
Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 12:20 AM

Well, unlike you I have real friends, not imaginary ones.

But tell your imaginary friend Mr Giggles I said hi

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 08:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

479 The catholic priest that taught our 6th grade religion class told us they aren't mutually exclusive "why can't God explain the why and science describe the how?"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 12:22 AM (xD9q+)

I am sure they could, I've studied evolution and other than species getting bigger and stronger due to climate and food and then passing those genes along I think there are just on the wrong track.

There is no fossil evidence and the odds of things happeningg as they infer they happened are a 1 to a 1 followed by 350 zeros each step of the way. It just doesn't make sense.

Posted by: robtr at October 14, 2011 08:29 PM (MtwBb)

480 "I can get this kind of angry drunk conversation from a bum pushing a shopping cart.

Night all."

Go to bed, the morning will only be brighter...

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:29 PM (1rA2i)

481 What the hell is going on?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2011 12:27 AM (JKNDp)

Diabeetus.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at October 14, 2011 08:30 PM (F79HU)

482

Because "science" is simply the search for models which best predict the world we all live in. As such "science" does have to account for human eccentricities, including belief in false religions. (I assume that you understand that at least some religions are false.) Also, as such, "science" has done pretty well at its chosen task, which is why we are communicating over a computer network and not, say, over smoke signals.

How do you know?

And because "Darwinism" is a term, specifically a cant term, coined by non-scientists. It's an Alinsky tactic; choose your target and personalise it. Make it a heresy tied to one, fallible, human being; living in a time and a place when he could not know all there was to know about (for instance) genetics or 150 years of upcoming fossil and geological discovery.

Actually, it a term used to distinguish between the belief that there has been some change over time, and the belief in UNGUIDED change. It helps prevent bait-and-switches when arguing.

The Right has merit. Conservatism, still, is the ideology of Amerikaner mid-IQ proles who believe what they believe because the Bible done tole them so.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 15, 2011 12:17 AM (6GvAC)

Mid-IQ would be of average intelligence. Since you are so much smarter than me, please explain why a brain composed of random atoms can be trusted not to be deluding itself.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:30 PM (MSCON)

483 First you boycott the place, and now you come back and slag off on everyone for no reason? wtf?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 12:28 AM (xD9q+)

Maybe some people realize bullshit. Wake up dudette

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 08:30 PM (uVuwp)

484 Hey Dan! Doing well, thanks? You? I was seeing a lot of hot air balloons back in September driving home and I'd think -- I wonder if that's Dan up there

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:30 PM (wsZwk)

485 Fk, I am obsessed...

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 12:26 AM (1rA2i)

You really are. Maybe you should quit watching it for awhile.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:30 PM (SsG4J)

486 only I can show my tits to and the rest of his people watch. Ok, I've seen that too. You're just mad because you're that monoboob chick and can't raise enough money turning tricks outside the base to get it fixed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:31 PM (xD9q+)

487

I have been running or working every night for  a while.  I haven't had much face time with the Mrs. so I wanted to take her out to do something but it is rainey, miserable and cold in the Ohio valley tonight and we ended up eating pizza an I ended up hang here and drinking a scotch.  I feel a Carteresque malais coming on.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:32 PM (JKNDp)

488 What the hell is going on?
People are upset that Chaz Bono isn't on the Argentinian DWTS. Can you blame them?
:=(

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2011 08:33 PM (OKhgI)

489 Well, I can see Editor's going to get the Miss Congeniality nod this evening, so I guess I will turn in. 

Sweet dreams, all!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2011 08:33 PM (/ybwc)

490 Peaches, please don't leave. It's getting weird in here.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:33 PM (SsG4J)

491 Has anyone else bought halloween candy and been breaking into it?

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:34 PM (R21xD)

492 I see I've arrived just in time.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 14, 2011 08:34 PM (Dx6BR)

493

It could have been.  There are a couple companies in the area.  I have been doing my flying mostly between Tri-County and Lebanon.  When you gonna call me and let me take you up?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:34 PM (JKNDp)

494 487  You're just mad because you're that monoboob chick and can't raise enough money turning tricks outside the base to get it fixed. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

I don't have a horse in the race, really, but I'd say the gloves just got thrown on the floor.  (eats another handful of popcorn)

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:34 PM (OZymZ)

495 It's getting weird in here.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:33 AM (SsG4J)

And it's not even a full moon.

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:34 PM (F79HU)

496 Peaches, please don't leave. It's getting weird in here.

I was just at memebase. There is this whole other internets outside of this place.

Join us.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:35 PM (4CSeG)

497 (eats another handful of popcorn)

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (OZymZ)

Counts your popcorn

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:35 PM (F79HU)

498 I hate you all!

Posted by: editor's sandy vagina at October 14, 2011 08:35 PM (vxDBA)

499 Mrowr?

Posted by: Dr. Bob Kelso at October 14, 2011 08:35 PM (Dx6BR)

500 When you gonna call me and let me take you up?

*gulp*

How 'bout we start first w/the Eiffel Tower at KI's I'm not really good with heights if I'm not 110% completely closed in.

I probably did see you then. It was always off the east as I was driving home and it was near Butler County.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:36 PM (wsZwk)

501 355

NBC goes absolutely gaga over Michelle Obama

Posted by: newser at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM

Yes, the most stunning fashion statement since the Duras Sisters stunned them at the Federation-Klingon Conference ball

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2011 08:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

502 If Nancy Grace wants a shot at me, she has to feed me an overdose of roofies AND take me back in time 30 years or so.
 
It would help a lot if it was an alternative timeline where she was mute and I was blind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2011 08:36 PM (bvXGR)

503


 

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (F79HU)

Now that made me laugh..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:36 PM (R21xD)

504 Sweet dreams, all!

Posted by: Peaches at October 15, 2011 12:33 AM (/ybwc)

Me too, tommorrow is another day to let go of fantasies

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 14, 2011 08:36 PM (uVuwp)

505 Lou, yes!  Bite-sized Snickers, regular and the peanut butter ones.

So, I haven't heard any gunshots yet, so I'm guessing all the guns are put away tonight and we're just using our fingers on the keyboard to fight with each other?   What fun for a Friday night!      

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:37 PM (Zgfnd)

506 Well the thread has pegged my bullshit meter.  Have fun with the knife fight.  I'm outta here.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:37 PM (JKNDp)

507 Oh what's the matter?  Did I hurt some cat lovers' feelings?  Time to go clean out the shit box?

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:37 PM (Ba7Wl)

508 Posted by: The Ghost of Kim Novak at October 15, 2011 12:13 AM (8DdAv) I hear you, man (in honor of the OWSters). I remember when I stopped watching the news; it was when Krauthammer, who'd just a few weeks prior, had compared Obama to Chancy Gardener, then did a 180 degree turn and talked about him like he had a brain in that psychotic mashed up head, with the lightning bolt scars. That's when I stopped watching.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (NRygI)

509 "Well, unlike you I have real friends, not imaginary ones."

I have next to none, only best friends, my life.

I am not a sales guy only a friend to a few

Does that make sense?

(My best friends are high powered sales guys, and I am their best friend also)

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (1rA2i)

510

Me too, tommorrow is another day to let go of fantasies

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 15, 2011 12:36 AM (uVuwp)


Or to quit drinking Robitussin by the quart. Maybe you should look into it ya bitter old lonely fuck.

Posted by: sifty prefers a mellow lighthearted ONT for a change at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (4CSeG)

511 I think it is, Robert! Did you see my diabetes/cinnamon comment earlier?

sifty, I may later, but I'd kind of like to figure out what's going on here.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (SsG4J)

512 yeah, come back peaches, we need some levity. help us forget the jealous dried up old german know it all wanna be street walker pisses on our wheaties

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (xD9q+)

513 Adios, Dan. Let's grab a drink sometime soon. Bring the Mrs.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (wsZwk)

514 Good night Lace. I will walk you thru your fear of heights sometime.  I have been doing this for a while.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 08:38 PM (JKNDp)

515 Time to go clean out the shit box?

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 15, 2011 12:37 AM (Ba7Wl)

*Snaps fingers*  Maybe that's why my cat has been bugging me all day.

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:39 PM (F79HU)

516 498  Counts your popcorn.  Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear

lol! 

edict compliant?

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:39 PM (OZymZ)

517 I, also must say goodnight. Little old bucktoothed, cousin marryin', Bible-thumpin' me has a master's thesis to edit tomorrow.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 14, 2011 08:39 PM (MSCON)

518 512 Evening all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 15, 2011 12:38 AM (qjUnn)

Be careful, those are fighting words..Tee Hee

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:39 PM (R21xD)

519 Robert posting in women's underwear boyshorts or a lacey thong?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:39 PM (xD9q+)

520 "You really are. Maybe you should quit watching it for awhile."

Only listening darling

Driving an army jeep

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:41 PM (1rA2i)

521

Maybe a ride would cheer you up, ed?

Posted by: Bob Roll at October 14, 2011 08:41 PM (vxDBA)

522 I'm sorry, why are we shitting over a military Mom? I didn't think we did that here.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:41 PM (wsZwk)

523 Robert posting in women's underwear

Newsletter.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at October 14, 2011 08:41 PM (Dx6BR)

524 Now go home and clean your fuckin' cat box

Posted by: Billy Batts at October 14, 2011 08:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

525

Evening 'rons.

Not even 1 am in the East and the post count is already well over 500, clearly rumors of the death of the ONT last week were premature.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 08:42 PM (vNpDB)

526 woah this place is weird tonight. wtf

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 08:42 PM (FMbng)

527 Did I hurt some cat lovers' feelings? Time to go clean out the shit box? Ah still angry about getting called on the carpet. Why you going apeshit on everyone else?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:42 PM (xD9q+)

528 506 Lou, yes!  Bite-sized Snickers, regular and the peanut butter ones.

So, I haven't heard any gunshots yet, so I'm guessing all the guns are put away tonight and we're just using our fingers on the keyboard to fight with each other?   What fun for a Friday night!      

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 15, 2011 12:37 AM (Zgfnd)

Mine are tootsie pops and whoppers and kit kats, etc etc.

Jumbo, its been ugly, tell us something funny, please!!

 

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:42 PM (R21xD)

529 osted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:38 AM (SsG4J)

Whoops, missed it.  No, it wasn't the fasting test.

When I was in the hospital with a kidney stone in May, they took a blood test and said my blood sugar was really high, and the thing is I hadn't actually eaten that day (woke up from the pain).  So, basically, if not diabetic, pre-diabetic like Gushie said.

In other words, shit's fooked.  It's probably worth testing for it, I suppose.

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:43 PM (F79HU)

530 Not even 1 am in the East and the post count is already well over 500, clearly rumors of the death of the ONT last week were premature.

Well, if you're gonna make an omelette....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 08:43 PM (Dx6BR)

Posted by: WKRP at October 14, 2011 08:43 PM (0It32)

532 Maybe a ride would cheer you up, ed?

Posted by: Bob Roll at October 15, 2011 12:41 AM (vxDBA)

Look, Bob, I think you should switch to softball since you like to catch.

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:43 PM (Ba7Wl)

533 (changed the words a bit, but that was from when SNL was actually funny)

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 15, 2011 12:16 AM (Zgfnd)

No, it's a real song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Posted by: schizoid at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (x/sS6)

534 Is it safe?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (gvlTU)

535 I take one little trip up to Oregon, and everyone gets cranked out of shape.

C'mon, let's all join hands and sing together:

Cthulhu loves me, this I know
For the High Priests tell me so
He won't eat me, no not yet
He's our Lord, all dank and wet.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (kaalw)

536 woah this place is weird tonight. wtf

Just some housekeeping.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (wsZwk)

537 we're just using our fingers on the keyboard to fight with each other?
Is that where the American phrase "finger bang" comes from?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (OKhgI)

538 lol! 

edict compliant?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:39 AM (OZymZ)

Hold on, hold on...45... 46... 47... 48...

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:44 PM (F79HU)

539 why are we shitting over a military Mom? I didn't think we did that here. Exactly what does her children's chosen careers have to do with her getting called for her digital diarrhea? And if you want to go that route, Gushka is a military spouse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:45 PM (xD9q+)

540 Aggro night again.

The mil mom is calling Gushka a liar. Came out of nowhere, too, I am sort of stunned by it.

Thankfully, my beloved OCD vamp is counting popcorn, so there is some consistency in my world to keep me from completely freaking out.

Also, Beserker is here. I'm hoping for some metal recommendations.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (SsG4J)

541 Fuck cats and cat boxes.  I like turtles!

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (Zgfnd)

542 "529 woah this place is weird tonight. wtf"

Reality sucks, give it a try, its all there is.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (1rA2i)

543 Zzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (Dx6BR)

544

Look, Bob, I think you should switch to softball since you like to catch.

That's all you got, Pollack Salesman?

Posted by: Bob Roll at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (vxDBA)

545 boyshorts or a lacey thong?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 12:39 AM (xD9q+)

Little white cotton pan...wait, who wants to know?

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 14, 2011 08:46 PM (F79HU)

546 541  Hold on, hold on...45... 46... 47... 48...

And yet, I find it . . . arousing?  Go figure.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:47 PM (OZymZ)

547

That's all you got, Pollack Salesman?

Posted by: Bob Roll at October 15, 2011 12:46 AM (vxDBA)

What?  You want me to tell the whole world you used to ride on Huffy's and Sun Tour components?  Okay.

Posted by: Papa Editor, letting the new hash outta the bag. Fuck me. at October 14, 2011 08:48 PM (Ba7Wl)

548 Actually wait, I better not do that sock.  FBI might get cranky.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 08:48 PM (Dx6BR)

549 I'm hoping for some metal recommendations.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:46 AM (SsG4J)

Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:48 PM (F79HU)

550 Reality sucks

I reject that. Reality is what you make it. Life is beautiful. You worry me, honey, you really do.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:49 PM (SsG4J)

551 525 I'm sorry, why are we shitting over a military Mom? I didn't think we did that here.

Posted by: lu at October 15, 2011 12:41 AM (wsZwk)

no it old mil wife vs somewhat younger one who refuses to live on base because of drama and bitches, and a nice farm i kept after the divorce.

guess shes Jealous.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:49 PM (QNeKQ)

552 Little white cotton pan...wait, who wants to know? Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear My purple lace bra thinks it would be fun if we all color coordinated one night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:49 PM (xD9q+)

553 And yet, I find it . . . arousing?  Go figure.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:47 AM (OZymZ)

The.  Math.  Does. It. For. You. ?

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at October 14, 2011 08:50 PM (F79HU)

554 474 I haven't had a chance to drop in lately to monitor the fun and insanity for a while. This is a particularly ugly thread tonight. Not fun at all. What the hell is going on? Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 15, 2011 12:27 AM (JKNDp) I. Don't. Know. I started out thinking I'd make a remark about how I love spinach, even though throughout my childhood I hated it because my mother only bought the "canned" kind. The spinach had to do with the pizza that someone here ate tonight, with feta cheese. Then everything went sideways and crankypants, except for two wedding announcements.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 08:50 PM (NRygI)

555 557

Evidently, or something.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:51 PM (OZymZ)

556 My purple lace bra

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 12:49 AM (xD9q+)

I'm listening.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:51 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 08:51 PM (kaalw)

558
My purple lace bra thinks it would be fun if we all color coordinated one night.

Dammit. Now I'm fapping angry. You should never fap angry.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 08:51 PM (4CSeG)

559 Posted by: Stephen Hawking Ok, seriously, how does he get women? doesn't he keep marrying his "nurses"?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:51 PM (xD9q+)

560 I love how it's tonight that makes the ONT crazy.

Newsflash: the ONT has been fucking certifiable for months now

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:52 PM (wsZwk)

561
Reality sucks, give it a try, its all there is.

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 12:46 AM (1rA2i)

Damn dude, you brought this thread down. I read the comments, you show up and its instant shit.

Get over your whiny sorry ass self. Go to kos or hot air. Damn, news is bad enough without you shitting on everyones good moods..

You are like the lottery winner who bitches that everyone he knows will want money, damn glass half empty asshole..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 08:52 PM (R21xD)

562 Ok, seriously, how does he get women? doesn't he keep marrying his "nurses"?!

He haz mad checkbook skillz.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 08:52 PM (4CSeG)

563 Oh ffs, NO CLOWNS, I beg of you!

JHC, clown pics and hair clogs on the same day. I only have three phobias and I get and Itwo in one day, right before I have to fly on Sunday, no less.

Guess what my 3rd phobia is???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:52 PM (SsG4J)

564 How about some...ENTER SANDMAN!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:53 PM (F79HU)

565 "I reject that. Reality is what you make it. Life is beautiful. You worry me, honey, you really do"

Darlin, life is what it is, face the truth, [git] the words...

Reality is the truth, the right does not understand it.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:53 PM (1rA2i)

566 Halloween candy? Get the blue Fun Dip. Makes 'em shit blue for a few days. FRG drama sucks. Go tell it to your telephone tree.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 08:54 PM (gvlTU)

567 Guess what my 3rd phobia is???

Sharks.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 08:54 PM (4CSeG)

568

Guess what my 3rd phobia is???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)

Dollar bills from the strip club.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 08:55 PM (GULKT)

569 the ONT has been fucking certifiable for months now Its been certifiable since night 1

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:55 PM (xD9q+)

570

573  Dollar bills from the strip club.  Posted by: buzzion


roflmao!

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 08:56 PM (OZymZ)

571   568 How about some...ENTER SANDMAN!

 

Is that a down twinkle in Pat's badass eye? 


Posted by: Gem at October 14, 2011 08:56 PM (zw+pb)

572 Just popping in to wish you a Happy Huntsman Elimination Day.

CNN was reporting that he dropped out

Posted by: The Q at October 14, 2011 08:56 PM (CJIam)

573 Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2011 12:55 AM (GULKT)

Okay, fine, 4 phobias now, thanks for the reminder buzz!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 08:56 PM (SsG4J)

574 Big spiders. Like the one crawling up your shin right now.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2011 08:56 PM (OKhgI)

575 Guess what my 3rd phobia is??? Tentacles?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 08:57 PM (xD9q+)

576 Girls, you own us, assert your selves...

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:57 PM (1rA2i)

577 i tried to tell kinda funny nice stories and someone  jumped down my throat for it... this is a strange feeling. usually i was in trouble for years for being conservative at dinner parties.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 08:57 PM (QNeKQ)

578 Only read the last few comments.

MissTammy,

Rob Halford solo - Resurrection

Posted by: The Q at October 14, 2011 08:57 PM (CJIam)

579 Oh because some awesome may be in order, you can go back and click what I linked here 245

I can't get enough of this.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 08:58 PM (wsZwk)

580 Lifes no fun when dreams don't come true

Turn loose all the horses

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 08:58 PM (1rA2i)

581 SMOKE ON THE WATER!!!

Rock out with your cock out!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 08:59 PM (F79HU)

582 i tried to tell kinda funny nice stories and someone  jumped down my throat for it... this is a strange feeling. usually i was in trouble for years for being conservative at dinner parties.

Meh. Probably just having a shitty tear like the rest of us.

Now stop making up your whole life!

Y U NO SHUT-IN?


Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 08:59 PM (4CSeG)

583 Tentacles?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 12:57 AM (xD9q+)

Hey, wait a second.....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 08:59 PM (kaalw)

584 Rock out with your cock out! Should be easy enough with your little while cotton panties.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:00 PM (xD9q+)

585 Hey do you guys observe the 'holiday' that is Sweetest Day or is that just a Midwest thing?

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:00 PM (wsZwk)

586 Should be easy enough with your little while cotton panties.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2011 01:00 AM (xD9q+)

Eyes up here.

Posted by: Robert's massive bulge at October 14, 2011 09:01 PM (F79HU)

587 Hey, wait a second.....Posted by: cthulhu Well, you DO do bad things to people with them. Just sayin...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:01 PM (xD9q+)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2011 09:02 PM (0It32)

590 Swedish Day? What kind of holiday is that?

Is that like a skiing thing?

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 09:02 PM (4CSeG)

591 I am cool with sharks, spiders, tentacles as long as they're our own chutlu's and don't get too personal....

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:02 PM (SsG4J)

592 ok heres an ONT theme song for you....
 
one of my fave bluegrass acts, The Cleverlys with Podophiliac

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:03 PM (QNeKQ)

593 And I do Sweetest's Day! I do think it's more of a back east thing, though, no one here in Cali is aware of it except Hallmark.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:04 PM (SsG4J)

594 Girls, lets rock

I am so GD depressed

Reality really really sucks

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:04 PM (1rA2i)

595 And I do Sweetest's Day! I do think it's more of a back east thing, though, no one here in Cali is aware of it except Hallmark.

Sounds like a good reason to head to See's candies tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 09:04 PM (4CSeG)

596 583 i tried to tell kinda funny nice stories and someone  jumped down my throat for it... this is a strange feeling. usually i was in trouble for years for being conservative at dinner parties.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 12:57 AM (QNeKQ)

God forbid you are happy, should be miserable like the xdude.

 Peanut butter, a wonderful thing, tee hee

 Keep being cheerful you..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 09:05 PM (R21xD)

597 Reality really really sucks

What particular part of yours is bad, sweet pea? Maybe you should lay off politics for awhile, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:05 PM (SsG4J)

598 Reality really really sucks

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:04 AM (1rA2i)


Maybe you can give yourself up for adoption at the fire station.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 09:05 PM (4CSeG)

599

DANG!!!! 3rd Battalion 7th Marines "TWICE" in less than 2 weeks?

 

You are paying homage to me and my son...and I am down on my knee...and...not ...crying or anything like that, but ...DANG....just so you all know...he tells me just yesterday...He's going back in...because he does miss his brother's in arms...I as a father want to...(just die)...but I respect his need to be with his brothers-in-arms.

 

OH, and FUCK YOU V.A for not hooking him up with school beni's and getting him re-directed prior to him making that choice...U SUCK FUCKIN GOAT DICK AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS!!!!! 

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2011 09:05 PM (Kfvui)

600 ""Also, Beserker is here. I'm hoping for some metal recommendations.""


Depends on what mood you are in.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 09:06 PM (FMbng)

601 I am so GD depressed

cool. go suck on a tail pipe. hasta manana! and thanks for your judicious approach to offsetting your carbon footprint.

a tree somewhere in the Andes thanks you!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:06 PM (wsZwk)

602 Those I know where I live who have sweethearts celebrate sweetest day, and I'm in Washington State. 

Was flipping through the channels today and came across a show called The Chew.  Not a Whoopie or a Behar in sight.  What little of it I watched was pretty funny.  They interviewed Paula Deen by phone, and she admitted that, yes, she is the only woman in the world who carries a pound of butter with her in her purse.  Has anybody else ever seen it? 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 09:06 PM (Zgfnd)

603 Okay xxxx, I came back just for you.  Your a dick.  You proclaim your an athiest.  There are few people I know that are bigger dicks than a self righteous athiest dick. You come to places just to fuck with people.  You probably have no real friends because normal people don't like dicks.  Did you give a priest a blowjob when you were a kid? Is that why you are such a dick?  The world is an ugly place to you.  It is uglier for the rest of it when you enter our world.  You delight in shitting on people.  That means you are fucked up.  Also you delight in having abuse heaped on you by people.  You go looking for it, you twisted masochistic POS.  That means you are fucked up.  I am sure you will brag that you get any and all the pussy you ever want but I expect you couldn't get laid if you wrapped your crank in hundred dollar bills because you are fucked up and a dick.  I want you to understand this.  If I never hear anything you say.  Anything you write.  If I never learn anything further of your existence I will be better off.  You are a waste of  skin.  Smegma is of more value.  Why you ask?  Because You sir, are a dick. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2011 09:07 PM (JKNDp)

604 609

This

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 09:07 PM (OZymZ)

605 Every friggin time I go back to Yahoo, there is another promotional picture for the upcoming "Clinton Concert" - they even have a cartoon guitar jumping ad man. Didn't even honor Christmas, but now I have to keep looking at Ga-Ga pics. I can't stand the woman.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:08 PM (NRygI)

606 601 Girls, lets rock
I am so GD depressed
Reality really really sucks
Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:04 AM (1rA2i)


We've always got room for you here.

Posted by: #Occupy Gamma Hydra IV at October 14, 2011 09:08 PM (Dx6BR)

607 Im gonna wear you down

Im gonna make you see

Im gonna start a fire

Comon, give into me

Take my hand, whisper the sweetest words

My heart is set on you

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:09 PM (1rA2i)

608 Girls, lets rock
I am so GD depressed
Reality really really sucks

Maybe you could play race car driver in the garage for a couple hours.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 09:09 PM (4CSeG)

609 no one here in Cali is aware of it except Hallmark.

Yup, that's kind of the point Silly, Hallmark

In IN, they kind of hijacked it as a sadie-hawkins type of even as well.

Guuuuuuuuurl Power!

It's rather odd.

Oh speaking of Hallmark, they make recession cards now. How depressing is that? Sorry you got shitcanned and you're not going to be digging through trash to eat. But here's a .99 cent card. You can use it to wipe your ass when you can't afford toilet paper.

Thanks, Obama

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:10 PM (wsZwk)

610 Depends on what mood you are in.

Just looking to expand my knowledge of the genre, really. You kind of intrigued me last night with the classical guitar references. I don't know much about metal.... Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Anthrax, that's about it. (Yea, I'm old.)

But please, no clown album covers.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:10 PM (SsG4J)

611 What particular part of yours is bad, sweet pea? Maybe his blowup doll is beyond repair? You can only patch patches so many times.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:10 PM (xD9q+)

612 Maybe his blowup doll is beyond repair? You can only patch patches so many times.

*sob*

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at October 14, 2011 09:12 PM (Dx6BR)

613 Yup, that's kind of the point Silly, Hallmark

Okay, you got me there! But they seem to be trying too hard.

What do you get your sweetheart?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:12 PM (SsG4J)

614 Keep being cheerful you..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 15, 2011 01:05 AM (R21xD)

when i dont feel very happy, i listen to this

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:13 PM (QNeKQ)

Posted by: SLAYER! at October 14, 2011 09:14 PM (vxDBA)

616 *sob* Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll ? Were you related to his deceased doll "friend"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:14 PM (xD9q+)

617 Goodnight again.

Hopefully tomorrow won't be Bizzar O' Spades again.

Chins up.

Posted by: sifty has dusted off his insultin' cap at October 14, 2011 09:14 PM (4CSeG)

618 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 01:13 AM (QNeKQ)

God knows you need it. I am still in shock about Ma. What brought that on!?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:16 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: IRON MAIDEN at October 14, 2011 09:16 PM (vxDBA)

620 Anthrax

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:10 AM (SsG4J)

I'm The Man

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:16 PM (F79HU)

621 614 601 Girls, lets rock I am so GD depressed Reality really really sucks Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:04 AM (1rA2i) We've always got room for you here. Posted by: #Occupy Gamma Hydra IV at October 15, 2011 01:08 AM (Dx6BR) X-actly. You want friends, people just like yourself, just hop on a bus, train, freighter, whatever, and make it to the nearest big city 10-finger waving cult. They've got free food, a place on the pavement for you, somewhat iffy restroom conditions, but it's the experience of a lifetime.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:16 PM (NRygI)

622 TheGreys,

You're on a hardcore conservative blog, and your main problem with Yahoo's Clinton concert is Lady Gaga?

For Tammy - youtube.com/watch?v=c4_huqm7usE

Posted by: The Q at October 14, 2011 09:16 PM (CJIam)

623 Okay, you got me there!

No, you hit the nail on the head. Hallmark seems to make an obscene amount of money off this holiday.

As to what to get, I can't say. I remember in HS and hell, I'm REALLY, dating myself here, they would put the homecoming dance the same week as sweetest day. So the girl was supposed to ask the guy she wanted to go with by a Sweetest Day candy-gram. It always seemed like too much pressure.

Of course today, girls just sext some of her lady bits via the phone to her HS boy-crush. Real charming times we're living in.

You've come a long way babies!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:17 PM (wsZwk)

624 615 Im gonna wear you down

Im gonna make you see

Im gonna start a fire

Comon, give into me

Take my hand, whisper the sweetest words

My heart is set on you

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:09 AM (1rA2i)

Mt song for you

"I hate everything about you", by Ugly Kid Joe..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 09:17 PM (R21xD)

625 What brought that on!? Who knows? She went off on me for no reason a couple weeks ago. Seen her do it to other people too. Likes to spread her misery?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:17 PM (xD9q+)

626 midnight madness oh yeah!!!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 09:18 PM (tKFT6)

627 ok more anti- depression music suitiable even for xxx.
could be the stupidest song ever made. Also perfectly emblematic of tonights ONT

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:18 PM (QNeKQ)

628 Also, it seems like my Huntsman Elimination Day talk may have been premature.

CNN got duped by some Twitter goof who took their "Huntsman couldn't make money if he was a gigolo" story as proof that he was dropping out

I guess I was starblind

youtube.com/watch?v=XT53Qbiw5vs

Posted by: The Q at October 14, 2011 09:18 PM (CJIam)

629 I'll see if the Big East gets any bigger by tomorrow.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 14, 2011 09:19 PM (tKFT6)

630 607.

He sounds like a good man.  Just wanted to say I know it's painful and I'm sorry.

Posted by: Tee at October 14, 2011 09:19 PM (+8nLy)

631 Night, sifty!

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 09:20 PM (gvlTU)

632 Real charming times we're living in.

No kidding, huh? I'm no prude, but at some point you have to ask yourself where it's going to end.

And frankly, I know men like teh boobehs and teh pron, but I also think they like a little mystery. I think most guys like to wonder what's underneath the hood now and then, rather than just having it all out there, immediately and all the time.





Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:21 PM (SsG4J)

633

It is time.

To point our collective fingers right at these commie, alinsky, marxist BASTARDS, and state...."LEAVE OR DIE!!!!"

 

Talking is over! ACTIONS are the only meaning to life and to the future of America! If you think me wrong...well you have not been paying attention.

 

What say you?

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2011 09:21 PM (Kfvui)

634 I remember in HS and hell, I'm REALLY, dating myself here, they would put the homecoming dance the same week as sweetest day.

Holy shit, that sounds like it was right around the time my girlfriend told me over CompuServe she wouldn't let me wear my flannel shirt to the dance unless I took her to the Counting Crows concert afterward.

Posted by: I Dated Myself a Whole Lot in High School at October 14, 2011 09:22 PM (Dx6BR)

635 639 Night, sifty!

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:20 AM (gvlTU)

night Sifty


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:23 PM (QNeKQ)

636 Girls

Silver wings

Slowly fading out of [site]...

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:23 PM (1rA2i)

637 Posted by: The Q at October 15, 2011 01:16 AM (CJIam) Hardly. It is just more gibberish on top of tearing down Cain over ice-cream flavors, the Moosh makes a splash in a gown ala Jackie, "majority of people" promote the OWS, somebody, oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan has stained teeth and dresses badly. It is like the Jerry Springer of news.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:23 PM (NRygI)

638 Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2011 01:21 AM (Kfvui)

I'm in. Pantera and Rob Hartford can help with our marchin' songs.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:26 PM (SsG4J)

639 No kidding, huh? I'm no prude, but at some point you have to ask yourself where it's going to end.

In the past year, I can recall reading two (if not three) stories of HS girls locally committing suicide bc they sexted w/some guy who (duh) showed the pics to his locker-room buddies. These girls were made to be the brunt of every cruel  joke and took their own lives.

I cannot even imagine as a parent what that do --the loss compounded with the underlying reason. Ugh.

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:27 PM (wsZwk)

640 640 Alright, folks...  I got something hilarious.

http://tiny.cc/gcrk3

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 15, 2011 01:21 AM (qjUnn)

Thank You, laughed my ass off.

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 09:27 PM (R21xD)

641 Hi,

just got here.  what's with all the wreckage, and what happened to Robert's skivvies?

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 09:27 PM (ufJKx)

642 I'm in pain and must leave

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2011 09:27 PM (Kfvui)

643 Jumbo Jogging Shrimp that was great!

Alright, a high note to leave the ONT on and get myself to bed.  Don't beat on each other too badly! 

Posted by: Theresa D., SCOAMF gets down twinkled at October 14, 2011 09:28 PM (Zgfnd)

644 642

I like the idea of a federally funded program where they sign up for free transport to the communist nation of their choice.  Surrender passports at the gate.  Tax dollars well spent. Once.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 09:28 PM (OZymZ)

645 I'm down twinkling myself.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:28 PM (1rA2i)

646 Posted by: xxxx

Can't you just go Carradine yourself already? C'mon. Y'know you want to!

Posted by: lu at October 14, 2011 09:28 PM (wsZwk)

647 Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:23 AM (1rA2i)

Oh, now you're talkin'. Love Haggard.

Still worried about your state of mind. Look, you will find another person to love, and the job market will improve. Focus on positive things, not the negative. You get what you focus on.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:29 PM (SsG4J)

648 OK, gimme a nice, easy jazz tempo.

Come on, get down with the sickness
You mother
Come on and get down with the sickness...


Posted by: SurferDoc at October 14, 2011 09:29 PM (STdkO)

649 532 osted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:38 AM (SsG4J)

Whoops, missed it. No, it wasn't the fasting test.

When I was in the hospital with a kidney stone in May, they took a blood test and said my blood sugar was really high, and the thing is I hadn't actually eaten that day (woke up from the pain). So, basically, if not diabetic, pre-diabetic like Gushie said.

In other words, shit's fooked. It's probably worth testing for it, I suppose.

Posted by: Robert posting in women's underwear at October 15, 2011 12:43 AM (F79HU)

Infection or other stresses on the body can cause falsely elevated glucose levels, whether eating or not.  Basically, one test is useless for anything except raising suspicion for further testing.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:30 PM (vNpDB)

650 He's a troll MissTammy, don't worry about him at all.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2011 09:30 PM (GULKT)

651 what happened to Robert's skivvies? Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:27 AM (ufJKx) 651 I'm in pain and must leave Posted by: Richard Sounds like they bunched up in the wrong place.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:30 PM (xD9q+)

652 I know the secret to what men want.

Please tell me. I am always looking for ways to keep my hubby happy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:31 PM (SsG4J)

653 626 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 01:13 AM (QNeKQ) God knows you need it. I am still in shock about Ma. What brought that on!? Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:16 AM (SsG4J) I have seen the stink-eye ever since I read her first posting. Hell, I don't know when that was, it was only when I first came here, she might have been a long-time contributor and admired, for all I knew. Maybe it was because she seemed so determined and self-righteous. Is she the German with all the underarm hair issues? I have a German aunt. There is no arguing. Plus, she is a elementary school teacher.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:31 PM (NRygI)

654 testes 1 , 2
testes 1 , 2

is this thing on?

*wap*
*thud*

testes 1 , 2 . . .

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 09:32 PM (ufJKx)

655 Is she the German with all the underarm hair issues? Yes, thats her!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:33 PM (xD9q+)

656 I also think they like a little mystery. I think most guys like to wonder what's underneath the hood now and then, rather than just having it all out there, immediately and all the time.

No we don't. That's a female fantasy.

Posted by: schizoid at October 14, 2011 09:33 PM (x/sS6)

657 I just wanted to tell you good luck.  We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Zombie Leslie Nielsen at October 14, 2011 09:33 PM (Dx6BR)

658 I really need some meds.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:33 PM (1rA2i)

659 Now?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2011 09:34 PM (xD9q+)

660 He's a troll MissTammy, don't worry about him at all.

Seriously, I think he is in trouble.

I love to bust trolls, but he seems like a lost soul to me. I don't have kids, but I have strong maternal/protective instincts, and this one is worrying me.

I hope he watched that cattle vid, it was classic!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:34 PM (SsG4J)

661 665 I also think they like a little mystery. I think most guys like to wonder what's underneath the hood now and then, rather than just having it all out there, immediately and all the time.

No we don't. That's a female fantasy.

Posted by: schizoid at October 15, 2011 01:33 AM (x/sS6)

=======

He's pretty much right about that.

I married the missus cuz she is so sarcastically funny that I couldn't stand it.  The only mystery is why no one else beat me to her.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 09:35 PM (ufJKx)

662 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 01:18 AM (QNeKQ)

Istanbul!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:35 PM (F79HU)

663


Please tell me. I am always looking for ways to keep my hubby happy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:31 AM (SsG4J)

This.  Believe it or not, decent men-folk appreciate the effort, even if you do swing and miss sometimes--just don't drag him into things he absolutely hates and you should be just fine.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (vNpDB)

664

Manowar-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9OnQDhlZA

Hammerfall-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uY7f8zNqAg&feature=related


a newer helloween song-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2MpkdgIMyk

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (FMbng)

665 Darlin, my life is better than I ever imagined.

Why the heck are you so mopey, then??? What's wrong??

It's one thing to hate on religious people and Wall Street, I have no problem with that....but then you veer off in to bleakness. It upsets me.

Stay all mad and shit, but don't go sounding sad. I don't like it.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (SsG4J)

666 "Please tell me. I am always looking for ways to keep my hubby happy."

Dont know what you can do about it, so why turn you onto worry?

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (1rA2i)

667 Why does Batman have...uh...stuff...leaking under his mask?

It sure doesn't look like sweat.  Which means...I am going to stop guessing at this point.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (i0App)

668 655 Posted by: xxxx Can't you just go Carradine yourself already? C'mon. Y'know you want to! Posted by: lu at October 15, 2011 01:28 AM (wsZwk) Don't push, but I had to laugh. He seems to have hit rock-bottom. Now I am concerned. Get that, xxxx, we say what we mean, but actually care about human welfare.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:37 PM (NRygI)

669 Damn I'm dumb.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:40 PM (1rA2i)

670 a newer helloween song-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2MpkdgIMyk

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:37 AM (FMbng)

That must be a Japanese bonus track, not on the regular album.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:40 PM (F79HU)

671 Night All, Thanks Jumbo..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 14, 2011 09:41 PM (R21xD)

672 Istanbul!

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2011 01:35 AM (F79HU)


Ho Hah !!

http://tinyurl.com/3ez69wh

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 09:42 PM (ufJKx)

673 Yadda yadda yadda. I'm an idiot. And a dumb ass troll.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:42 PM (1rA2i)

674

To die.  In the rain.

Someone posted a great rant about Hemmingway a couple months ago here in the ONT--it was about him spending most of his time trying to nail Picasso's leftovers, or something to that extent...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:42 PM (vNpDB)

675 676 Why does Batman have...uh...stuff...leaking under his mask?
It sure doesn't look like sweat.  Which means...I am going to stop guessing at this point.

Fair enough.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 14, 2011 09:42 PM (Dx6BR)

676 Hemmingway? I think I saw his daughter nekkid in a movie. She was making out with another chick. Uber Hawt.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 09:44 PM (ZDUD4)

677 492 Has anyone else bought halloween candy and been breaking into it? Posted by: lous a girl at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (R21xD) 493 I see I've arrived just in time. Not me. My boyfriend bought candy from the supermarket the day after Halloween. He went overload, in a very dramatic sense. I haven't been able to look at sweets for prolly 8-10 months.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:44 PM (NRygI)

678 492 Has anyone else bought halloween candy and been breaking into it? Posted by: lous a girl at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (R21xD) No, I didn't pick all of the snickers out of the assorted bite size bag, put them in a freezer and eat them like M&Ms.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 09:46 PM (ZDUD4)

679 God knows you need it. I am still in shock about Ma. What brought that on!?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:16 AM (SsG4J)

shes German? seriously german people are very frank. they tell depressing stories that read like transmission servicing manuals. to them this is proper. See Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I grew up with and lived among cowboys Tx and OK telling stories

(Otherwise known as sittin out on the porch, spittin and tellin lies: see confab, see tale telling/ read also Will James)

Because of these Grandpas, old boss, other cowhorse people, this has left an imprint on my written"voice" also i will admit tho i am trained as an artist once long ago there were those who think i should havei try to talk about daily life the way my gramma did. You know, "try not to be unpleasant, be kind, dont use people's proper names and accurate places so folks recognize them if the story's embarassing, never talk about people's unit or MOS with recognizable details... and always never say something you wouldnt want your neighbors to read."

i think of it as internet hygiene. i know my ex stalks me online. so i am purposely vague or "fishy" about some details to make his stalking just a little more frustrating, infuriating, and dead-endy. If that doesnt Suit Ma Bell, well she can pound sand along with my ex.




Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:47 PM (QNeKQ)

680 Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:42 AM (ufJKx)

YOIKS!  AND AWAY!!!!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:47 PM (F79HU)

681 Damn, I step away to watch a movie and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 09:47 PM (Ybl9g)

682 Yadda yadda yadda. I ain't got nothing to say.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:48 PM (1rA2i)

683 689
Best laid plans and all.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 09:50 PM (OZymZ)

684 Every time a troll gets banned, another Christina Hendricks clone is set aside in paradise for ace...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:50 PM (vNpDB)

685 I'm serious man. I'm a tough little rodent.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:50 PM (1rA2i)

686 Oh, xxxx isn't banned.  I'll just take liberties with what he's trying to say.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 09:51 PM (Ybl9g)

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:51 PM (F79HU)

688 Okay, first things first....I like Manowar/Hammerfall/Helloween MUCH better than Anthrax. I'd say I prefer the overall sound of Hammerfall best, but for some reason Manowar is what I think I'd be most tempted to buy. Probably still prefer Judas Priest, though.

We need weft cut loop here to discuss Hemingway with you, I am not a fan. And stay away from newly divorced women. Also, don't come to AoSHQ, especially the ONT, then get your feelings hurt when people call you an idiot and a dumbass troll. But do try and read something a tad lighter.

 I still want to know your secret!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:52 PM (SsG4J)

689 I've read most of the comments in tonight's ONT--the common trait of the trolls is they might be trying, but they sure aren't saying anything...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:53 PM (vNpDB)

690 Yeah, it's been mostly gibberish.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 09:54 PM (Ybl9g)

691 but for some reason Manowar is what I think I'd be most tempted to buy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

For the oiled up dudes in loin cloths?

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 09:54 PM (F79HU)

692 Read Hemingway, Poe, Dickens, Shelly, Dante, Shakespeare, Parker, that serial-killer specialist, what's her name, plus hundreds and hundreds of other authors. What is your point?

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 09:55 PM (NRygI)

693 Hey, what's this about oiled up men in loin cloth?

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:55 PM (1rA2i)

694 701 Read Hemingway, Poe, Dickens, Shelly, Dante, Shakespeare, Parker, that serial-killer specialist, what's her name, plus hundreds and hundreds of other authors. What is your point?

Posted by: The Greys at October 15, 2011 01:55 AM (NRygI)

bad link... sorry

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 09:56 PM (QNeKQ)

695

Asking for a ban is like deliberately trying to invoke Godwin's Law, it doesn't work.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:56 PM (vNpDB)

696 "698 I've read most of the comments in tonight's ONT--the common trait of the trolls is they might be trying, but they sure aren't saying anything..."

Then why the fuck are the lords to be changing my words? I say let them die or live on their own.

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 09:57 PM (1rA2i)

697 I say let them die or live on their own.

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:57 AM (1rA2i)

Good point.  Go away.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 09:58 PM (Ybl9g)

698 Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2011 01:47 AM (F79HU)
====

http://tinyurl.com/6ymlhf5

When I went to school my freshman year the student fees paid for speeches by Kissinger and a metric buttload of other highfaluting bigshots.  The only one I went to was Mel Blanc.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 09:58 PM (ufJKx)

699

that serial-killer specialist, what's her name, plus hundreds and hundreds of other authors. What is your point?

Posted by: The Greys at October 15, 2011 01:55 AM (NRygI

Do you mean Agatha Christie?  Or some other woman with a penchant for books about killers?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 09:58 PM (vNpDB)

700 705  more gibberish

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 09:58 PM (OZymZ)

701 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 01:47 AM (QNeKQ)

Okay, now I see what she was getting at; that's what all the super secret being thing was all about. No shit, you don't want anyone to know you're real name, and you don't want anyone to know where Grim is. Germans are also very literal, so the alias thing probably makes her suspicious, too.

Honestly, though, she could have been nicer about it. I don't like bitchiness.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 09:58 PM (SsG4J)

702 702 God, I say, your little girls suck Ace hole will ban me in seconds Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:55 AM (1rA2i) He may not. You need attention. It is obvious. I think you hit the bottle more than normal tonight. I am not a church going person, although I believe in Jesus because of what he stood for. It is a goodness of heart. That is all.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:00 PM (NRygI)

703 I'm going for a walk.  With luck, there will be a hobo . . .

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:01 PM (OZymZ)

704 For the oiled up dudes in loin cloths?

No, he looked greasy, which I don't like at all. And damn you to hell for Mr Bungles.  

Yea, I know you warned me, but I had to click.

And you KNEW I would. You knew it!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:01 PM (SsG4J)

705

Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 02:00 AM (1rA2i)

Oooh, it learned how to bold text.  Pretty soon, the troll will become self-aware, and who knows what will happen next?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:01 PM (vNpDB)

706

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:58 AM (ufJKx)

Whattya know, it disintegrated.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:03 PM (F79HU)

707 Funny how that happens.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 10:03 PM (Ybl9g)

708 Darned italics might drive him right over the edge; they scare the hell outta me sometimes. Some genius earlier compared them to herpes, cuz ya can't get rid of them.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:04 PM (SsG4J)

709 Ace hole will ban me in seconds
Posted by: xxxx at October 15, 2011 01:55 AM (1rA2i)

It's Friday night at 2am.  The moron in chief is too busy skinning a hippy in Zucotti Park right now to ban you.

Posted by: fozzy at October 14, 2011 10:04 PM (FEzSe)

710 717 Darned italics might drive him right over the edge; they scare the hell outta me sometimes. Some genius earlier compared them to herpes, cuz ya can't get rid of them.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:04 AM (SsG4J)

So what you're saying is, trolls are temporary, herpes is forever?  Or are italics the new herpes?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:06 PM (vNpDB)

711

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:01 AM (SsG4J)

WATCH OUT!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:06 PM (F79HU)

712 Why is everyone always picking on me?

Posted by: Italic Chicken at October 14, 2011 10:07 PM (Ybl9g)

713 sted by: Conservative Crank at October 15, 2011 01:58 AM (vNpDB) No. I've read all of Agatha Christie, it is someone who writes about true-crime. I can't remember because I haven't looked at her latest book in more than a decade.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (NRygI)

714 712 I'm going for a walk.  With luck, there will be a hobo . . .

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:01 AM (OZymZ)

Hopefully, you'll get one with a nice pelt....not too much road rash or cigarette burns.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (kaalw)

715 Do you think it is true that women on the pill are attracted to beta males? Saw that headline on hotair. I don't understand how violating OPSEC and PERSEC would make Gushka a real whatever. Maintain radio silence, girl. You're just fine.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (gvlTU)

716 So you like Gladiator movies huh?

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (1rA2i)

717 Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 15, 2011 02:06 AM (vNpDB)

All of the above, with a modification...this particular troll has the herpetic characteristic of being recurring.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (SsG4J)

718 She wrote about serial killers to the point that I had to get away from the subject.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:09 PM (NRygI)

719 Anne Rule.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:10 PM (gvlTU)

720 723 712 I'm going for a walk. With luck, there will be a hobo . . .

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:01 AM (OZymZ)

Hopefully, you'll get one with a nice pelt....not too much road rash or cigarette burns.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (kaalw)

Offer him a hot meal to help you load a couch into the back of your van.  It worked for Buffalo Bill...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:10 PM (vNpDB)

721 Yes, Ann Rule.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:11 PM (SsG4J)

722 Do you think it is true that women on the pill are attracted to beta males? Saw that headline on hotair.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (gvlTU)

I thought birth control made women attracted to douchebags shitferbrains assholes?

They need to make a pill that makes women attracted to fuglies and maybe also ChemJefe.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:12 PM (F79HU)

723 726 Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 15, 2011 02:06 AM (vNpDB)

All of the above, with a modification...this particular troll has the herpetic characteristic of being recurring.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (SsG4J)

====

perhaps L-Lysine will help

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:12 PM (ufJKx)

724

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (SsG4J)

Try some Valtrex--it won't stop the herpes/italics/troll from recurring, but it can limit the length and severity of the symptoms

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:12 PM (vNpDB)

725 Honestly, though, she could have been nicer about it. I don't like bitchiness.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:58 AM (SsG4J)

it wouldnt change a thing.

Bebe Knows Grim, NC ref has his APO addy. After all thats happened with my ex, and his drama, the opinions of others mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:12 PM (QNeKQ)

726 Oh, and Robert, I think we're through.

That was mean, boy, just poison mean. Worser than clowns.

Almost.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:13 PM (SsG4J)

727 concluded : anyone who eats out of micro-wave ovens is just damn lazy.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:13 PM (3qZxU)

728 She knew Bundy. I lost a family member by marriage to a serial killer and have crossed paths with a few. Some parts of the country are mecca for killers.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:14 PM (gvlTU)

729 Does xxxx make my ass look big or my dick small?

Posted by: xxxx at October 14, 2011 10:14 PM (1rA2i)

730 736 concluded : anyone who eats out of micro-wave ovens is just damn lazy.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 15, 2011 02:13 AM (3qZxU)

And your point is?  Hobos don't cook themselves you know, and who has time to broast them properly these days?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:14 PM (vNpDB)

731 L-Lysine will help

Sure helps with cold sores. Makes my hair fall out, though.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:15 PM (SsG4J)

732 Worser than clowns.

Almost.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:13 AM (SsG4J)

The dude on the left does nothing for ya?

Tell Thor you think you've found his Halloween costume.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:16 PM (F79HU)

733 Whole hobo in the big smoker feeds a crowd.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (3qZxU)

734
I don't understand how violating OPSEC and PERSEC would make Gushka a real whatever. Maintain radio silence, girl. You're just fine.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (gvlTU)

thank you. youre the real deal. you know. besides its nobodys business, and the internet is a wide wild place.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (QNeKQ)

735 That's a big smoker!

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (Ybl9g)

736 the opinions of others mean nothing to me.

Good for you. But it still upsets me that she called you a liar! I need to get over it, I know.

Let's see, hair clogs, clowns, greezy lookin' men, herpes, serial killers, beta males...is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:18 PM (SsG4J)

737 690 Damn, I step away to watch a movie and all hell breaks loose. Posted by: CDR M at October 15, 2011 01:47 AM (Ybl9g) Yes. The loathsome xxxx is now in a gravity of concern. He has made several worrisome statements.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:19 PM (NRygI)

738 742 Whole hobo in the big smoker feeds a crowd.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 15, 2011 02:18 AM (3qZxU)

=========

yeah, but you gotta remember to wash the feet first.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:20 PM (ufJKx)

739 Yeah, I'm watching him/her/it.

Posted by: CDR M at October 14, 2011 10:20 PM (Ybl9g)

740

is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:18 AM (SsG4J)

Nuclear war.  And mimes.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:20 PM (vNpDB)

741 Haven`t had a chance to say it, thanks for the happy b-day the other night MissTammy.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:21 PM (3qZxU)

742 OMG, Mimes.

Best SNL skit ever -- keeeled a mime.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:22 PM (ufJKx)

743 Maybe the true Americans should each take just one of these idiots under their wing and teach them how to make something of themselves. Maybe 1 on 1 they can learn to be winners.

Posted by: Trench Report at October 14, 2011 10:22 PM (b9f1E)

744 Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:14 AM (gvlTU) Oh. You're right. She went to school with that-should have been hanged by toenails under a Nevada sky in July.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:23 PM (NRygI)

745 Chop the hobo feet off and pickle `em.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:23 PM (3qZxU)

746 My phobia is used toilet paper all over the floor of many left coast public restrooms. Plumbing works in the US so use it!

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:24 PM (gvlTU)

747 752 Maybe the true Americans should each take just one of these idiots under their wing and teach them how to make something of themselves. Maybe 1 on 1 they can learn to be winners.

Posted by: Trench Report at October 15, 2011 02:22 AM (b9f1E)

====

Did you hear the one about the optimist, pessimist, engineer and the cynic?

opp - that glass is half full

pess -- that glass is half empty

engr -- that glass is twice as big as it should be

cynic -- none that shit matters, it ain't fit to drink.


Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:24 PM (ufJKx)

749


Best SNL skit ever -- keeeled a mime.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 02:22 AM (ufJKx)

I'm partial to the one where Will Ferrell and Helen Hunt locked Hanson in an elevator and forced them to listen to "Mmmm, Bop" until it drove them insane...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:24 PM (vNpDB)

750 I dunno, a little nuclear war might solve a few problems worldwide and in this very thread. Mimes covered under clowns. (as are marionette puppets and ventriloquest dummies)

Robert, I cannot, I simply can not abide an oiled up man. And I don't like the guy's bangs.

Thor was born with/in the best possible Halloween costume a Ginger could possible ask for.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:25 PM (SsG4J)

751 Let's see, hair clogs, clowns, greezy lookin' men, herpes, serial killers, beta males...is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:18 AM (SsG4J)

ugh! just when i had forgotten about the damn hair clog today. those things are gross. I swear that shits scarier than sharks, riptides, spiders, or (gulp)...heights.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:26 PM (QNeKQ)

752 754 Chop the hobo feet off and pickle `em.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 15, 2011 02:23 AM (3qZxU)

===

Ok, that proves it.  You're southern.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:26 PM (ufJKx)

753 is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight? Rap Music?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:27 PM (ZDUD4)

754

is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?

Four.  More.  Years.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:28 PM (vNpDB)

755 Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 15, 2011 02:21 AM (3qZxU)

You are most welcome, sir! And I trust it was a happy one?

Gushka, fear of heights is not a phobia, is it? It's just plain common sense. I cna't even change a light bulb.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:28 PM (SsG4J)

756 I donno. I still get a kick out of the SNL/NPR spoof with none other than dick, Alec Baldwin. They don't even know what they did.

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:29 PM (NRygI)

757 And I don't like the guy's bangs.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:25 AM (SsG4J)

Picky picky :p.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (F79HU)

758 ""Okay, first things first....I like Manowar/Hammerfall/Helloween MUCH better than Anthrax. I'd say I prefer the overall sound of Hammerfall best, but for some reason Manowar is what I think I'd be most tempted to buy. Probably still prefer Judas Priest, though.""



Well there are a shitload of subdivisions in metal, and there are a shitload of bands in each group. Mainstream traditional metal, black metal, power metal, death metal, speed metal (thrash), etc Thats why I asked what mood you are in, because its a wide field.

Manowar and hammerfall are what I call Conan metal, a definite lean towards ancient land battle stuff that ranges from the BC period to the medieval period. Manowar is a little over the top and is probably the best at it. Listen to that shit long enough and you'll be imagining over running the OWS with armored horses. lol

Helloween is power metal, power metal is usually very big sounding and fast.

Anthrax is a good metal/thrash band.

Dio is kind of a dungeons and dragons metal.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (FMbng)

759 763

is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?

Four.  More.  Years.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 15, 2011 02:28 AM (vNpDB)

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wow.  that's as depressing as xxbag.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (ufJKx)

760 728 Anne Rule. Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:10 AM (gvlTU) Yes, Miss!!!!

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (NRygI)

761 Gushka, folks who know about anticipatory grief shouldn't go around attacking folks who have deployed loved ones. Internet trolling or otherwise. It's just not right. I'm surprised to see she may have mil family. Something else is going on and it doesn't involve you. Glad to hear your morale isn't harmed by such things.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:30 PM (gvlTU)

762 ""is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?


Rap Music?""





Rap is to music what islam is to religion

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:32 PM (FMbng)

763 Rap Music?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 15, 2011 02:27 AM (ZDUD4)

That Anthrax song I posted was rap.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:32 PM (F79HU)

764 Rap is to music what islam is to religion Why yes, yes it is, very nice.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:33 PM (ZDUD4)

765

Good night 'rons and 'ettes, day 3 of 8 in a row tomorrow to close out my residency, then it's the packing and moving.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 14, 2011 10:33 PM (vNpDB)

766 761, Yeah, but I can`t go with the pickled eggs though.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:33 PM (3qZxU)

767 That Anthrax song I posted was rap. Well, I guess we aint goin dancin are we?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:34 PM (ZDUD4)

768 Helloween is power metal, power metal is usually very big sounding and fast.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:30 AM (FMbng)

Power metal  = Happy metal

Learning To Fly

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:34 PM (F79HU)

769 771 ""is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight?
Rap Music?""
Rap is to music what islam is to religion

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:32 AM (FMbng)

====

Weird Al said something cute about Rap.  Went something like: Rock & Roll was invented for kids that can't sing.  Rap is just the natural outcome.

Then there was that comedian was kinda drawled:  "They left the "C" offa that word."

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:35 PM (ufJKx)

770 Night CC.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:36 PM (ufJKx)

771 Well, I guess we aint goin dancin are we?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 15, 2011 02:34 AM (ZDUD4)

Not unless you're an 'Ette and you love putting out, no.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:36 PM (F79HU)

772 if the chick is gonna show her pooter, wtf is up with the pasties?

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2011 10:36 PM (M8yfa)

773 771   Rap is to music what islam is to religion.  Posted by: Berserker

Catchy!

There was a hobo wrapped in newspaper at the bus stop but had nothing going for it that was worth harvesting.  I thought about, you know, just for good measure . . . but I try not to let emotions into the decision tree.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:36 PM (OZymZ)

774 Yeah, but I can`t go with the pickled eggs though. I love pickled eggs, the red ones in beet juice, mmmm. I like pickled Herring too. Take a piece of that and put it on a dorito, crunchy yummy fun.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:36 PM (ZDUD4)

775 ""Power metal  = Happy metal""

You know, I called helloween happy metal for years. My friends always thought that was funny, but if you listen to the albums keeper of the seven pt 1 and pt 2 its all pretty upbeat/happy..

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:37 PM (FMbng)

776 762 is there any horror we haven't touched on yet tonight? Rap Music? Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 15, 2011 02:27 AM (ZDUD4) Not only do I have to listen to it at stop lights, but when I go to gas stations to fill up, yup, it is blasting away. It is an assault on one's ears, plus it is brainless in lyrics. but I've got to listen, otherwise it would be racism "straight-up".

Posted by: The Greys at October 14, 2011 10:37 PM (NRygI)

777 Did someone mention herring? 

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:39 PM (OZymZ)

778

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:37 AM (FMbng)

Love the Keeper albums, but I haven't heard Keeper: Legacy yet.

Stratovarius is so happy you'll puke.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:39 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:41 PM (F79HU)

780 Pickled foods give men the most disturbing gas ever. You bastards. I won't forgive you for enjoying it.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:41 PM (gvlTU)

781 Rap Music?

I don't like rap at all, but I get why people do. Rhythm is very compelling.

Metal is also very compelling, albeit in a different way. Lots of people find both disturbing.

What's the difference between death metal and black metal?

I thought of the other band I like, not sure if it's really metal, though. Stuck Mojo.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:41 PM (SsG4J)

782 It's kind of rappy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:42 PM (SsG4J)

783 So wasn't Bebe on tonight? Wow. That was quite a thread...

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (z8HSj)

784 781 if the chick is gonna show her pooter, wtf is up with the pasties?

Posted by: The Dude at October 15, 2011 02:36 AM (M8yfa)

====

That was for MissTammy.  It's part of that "mystery" thing. ;-)

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (ufJKx)

785 Did someone mention herring? 

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:39 AM (OZymZ)

How many?

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:43 PM (F79HU)

786 No Amanda Jane, I had pork and cabbage and pinto beans for supper last night and have not eaten anything pickled that will do what that mixture does.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 10:44 PM (3qZxU)

787 792  So wasn't Bebe on tonight? Posted by: Mr. Wonderful

Rumor has it, her boobs destroy.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:45 PM (OZymZ)

788 794


Heh . . . wait, ??

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:46 PM (OZymZ)

789 Did someone mention herring? Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:39 AM (OZymZ) Yep, a little addiction I picked up from the Scandi MIL.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:47 PM (ZDUD4)

790 What's the difference between death metal and black metal?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:41 AM (SsG4J)

Keyboards, mostly.

Grunted vox versus shrieks.

Black metal, everyone gets up like Gene Simmons with lots of spikey leather.

If it's Norwegian black metal, it has to be true cvlt, one member needs to have committed suicide, one has to have been in jail and the singer needs to be a closeted homosexual.

With that in mind, I'd like you to meet Gaahl. (But he's Polish.)

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:48 PM (F79HU)

791 770 Gushka, folks who know about anticipatory grief shouldn't go around attacking folks who have deployed loved ones. Internet trolling or otherwise. It's just not right. I'm surprised to see she may have mil family. Something else is going on and it doesn't involve you. Glad to hear your morale isn't harmed by such things.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:30 AM (gvlTU)

i had an expert who had been my best friend for 25 years try to utterly destroy me emotionally and damn near did. Grim helped put me back together again and was patient with my PTSD.

I fear few things seriously. Grim gettin in trouble and breaking my back again, the ex finding me alone and unarmed. Cold sweats, nightmares the whole thing.

This lady registers as "confirmation of why I'm so glad i dont live on base." (see also why Gushka sometimes hates dealing with other women)

i come here on the ONT because i cant sleep and have had insomnia for every deployment so bad we joke i sleep 3-4 hours a night. maybe. thanks for getting it.


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:48 PM (QNeKQ)

792 798  herring

Its delicious!!

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:48 PM (OZymZ)

793 That was for MissTammy.  It's part of that "mystery" thing. ;-)



Look, y'all, I admit I am basing my beliefs on the vast experience I have had with my one man. Or maybe he is just indulging me; I like to be chased. And I like to be undressed.

Besides, y'all like strip clubs, right? Isn't the stripping part enjoyable? Or is it annoying, and you'd really prefer just a straight up nekkid bar?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

794 What's the difference between death metal and black metal?


death metal- children of bodom-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeHOPbBXHas

you will hear the classical influence in alot of the scales.


black metal- cradle of filth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9vfuSDYbA

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:49 PM (FMbng)

795 LOL Eew! I double don't forgive you. Go dutch oven your woman.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:49 PM (gvlTU)

796 Heh . . . wait, ??

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:46 AM (OZymZ)

*Taps foot*

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:50 PM (F79HU)

797 795 No Amanda Jane, I had pork and cabbage and pinto beans for supper last night and have not eaten anything pickled that will do what that mixture does.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 15, 2011 02:44 AM (3qZxU)

=====

That's cruel and unusual punishment for yourself.  Maybe you should go to confession next time.  A few Hail Mary's has got to be better than that.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:51 PM (ufJKx)

798 MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:49 AM Well, I really like lingirie. The Betty Page/ cheap hooker look. Stockings Garters etc. Mrs. Sailor looks good in it too.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 10:52 PM (ZDUD4)

799 805

Oh!!  No, no rings.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 10:52 PM (OZymZ)

800 i give you the best finnish metal in my life

 this is called BEER BEER

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 10:52 PM (QNeKQ)

801 Nice catfight we had here tonight. I was too busy fucking around with my new iPhone. Which is awesome, btw..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at October 14, 2011 10:52 PM (z8HSj)

802 I like to be chased. And I like to be undressed.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:49 AM (SsG4J)

Go on...

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:53 PM (F79HU)

803 ""Besides, y'all like strip clubs, right? Isn't the stripping part enjoyable? Or is it annoying, and you'd really prefer just a straight up nekkid bar?""


You know, I was never into those places, just wasn't into window shopping.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 10:55 PM (FMbng)

804 this is called BEER BEER
Posted by: Gush

Psychostick - Beer

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:56 PM (F79HU)

805 802 That was for MissTammy.  It's part of that "mystery" thing. ;-)

  Look, y'all, I admit I am basing my beliefs on the vast experience I have had with my one man. Or maybe he is just indulging me; I like to be chased. And I like to be undressed.

Besides, y'all like strip clubs, right? Isn't the stripping part enjoyable? Or is it annoying, and you'd really prefer just a straight up nekkid bar?
Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:49 AM (SsG4J)
=========

Hell, I don't know.  I was just funnin' whichya.  I haven't been in a strip club for over 20 years.

Honestly, to me, the sexiest thing about any woman is enthusiasm.  And it is clear to me that you have that in spades.  Throw in your obviously active imagination, and I figger you got everything I would want.  My guess is you have a very lucky man.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 10:57 PM (ufJKx)

806 Epic iPhone FAIL here. Got it about 5 pm from UPS. Fire up Siri. "Siri, what is the meaning of life." 30 seconds of silence. "I am sorry, I can't connect to the network." Still can't, even though it is midnight here.


Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 10:58 PM (UtoLw)

807 Oh!!  No, no rings.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 02:52 AM (OZymZ)


Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 10:59 PM (F79HU)

808 Sweet. I hear you. I have a blood relative stalker and had PTSD 7 years ago. Let's carry on. Anyone gonna watch Walking Dead? How about play Batman Arkham City? Currently playing Dragon Age II dlc? Sewing anything? :0D

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 10:59 PM (gvlTU)

809 Heh-heh jc I will never ever eat that particular meal again, first and last. The dog wont stay in the same room, hell I can`t stand to stay in the same room with me.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 11:01 PM (3qZxU)

810 Besides, y'all like strip clubs, right? Isn't the stripping part enjoyable? Or is it annoying, and you'd really prefer just a straight up nekkid bar?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:49 AM (SsG4J)

from my experience they would like full nekkid bars with hard liquor, blowjobs and lap dances where they could just get it over with an maul the girls who would totally love it and think it was all in good fun.

Now in truth this is no good for the girls and terrible for business, so they have to live with the sad reality and throw their dollar bills up on stage, and drink overpriced near beer.

could be all the guys i know are pigs.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:03 PM (QNeKQ)

811 Go on...

Oh YOU. You wouldn't even finish untying my darn shoelaces last night, let alone take my stockings off.

Okay, so I really liked Children of Bodon. Cradle not bad. I have to say I find it hard to get beyond the makeup and fingernail polish, but remember, I'm old. I do like the sound. Beer Beer was fun!


Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:04 PM (SsG4J)

812 816   

et toi?

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:05 PM (OZymZ)

813 Goodnight all, have a whole day of football coming up to laze around and watch. Have a good one.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at October 14, 2011 11:06 PM (3qZxU)

814 Well, I think I'll finish watching Sir William unhorse Count Adamar to win the Jousting Tourney, then it's bed. Gnight all.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 14, 2011 11:07 PM (ZDUD4)

815 819 

That's a new take on the business model of strip clubs but I defer to your knowledge.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:08 PM (OZymZ)

816 ""Anyone gonna watch Walking Dead? How about play Batman Arkham City? Currently playing Dragon Age II dlc? Sewing anything? :0D""


Well I burned up RAGE im 2-3 days, so I picked up the game of the year edition of red dead redemption. I'm about 2 hours in and not sure what to make of it yet.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:08 PM (FMbng)

817 Oh YOU. You wouldn't even finish untying my darn shoelaces last night, let alone take my stockings off.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 03:04 AM (SsG4J)

Yes, but...the rice...I couldn't help myself...










et toi?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 03:05 AM (OZymZ)

No 'ablaymos espanyooole!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 11:08 PM (F79HU)

818 bashing your head against a wall for 2 hours on a boss only to have your last attempt to be successful is so full of win

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2011 11:08 PM (M8yfa)

819

could be all the guys i know are pigs. guys.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 03:03 AM (QNeKQ)


FIFY




Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 11:09 PM (UtoLw)

820

could be all the guys i know are pigs.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 15, 2011 03:03 AM (QNeKQ)

====

Nah, we're all like that.  We just like to think of ourselves as still attractive, so we always have some extra shit going on in our heads.  Most of us have the good sense to keep it at just looking.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 11:09 PM (ufJKx)

821 152 Was it a fasting blood sugar test? If it was and you ate, it's a false positive. Make sure doc knows that. If it turns out you are diabetic, try cinnamon first.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 10:45 PM (SsG4J) 

532 osted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:38 AM (SsG4J)

===

Make sure you know your cinnamon. Too much cinnamon can eff up your pro-thrombin  time. And that's no good for anyone. Read up on the differences between cinnamon(s) and water extraction methods.

Also did your doc do a GTT (Glucose Tolerance Test) to determine this or just what?

http://tinyurl.com/3t8kk25

Posted by: Glenn Frey at October 14, 2011 11:10 PM (2DuGp)

822 'Night rightlysouthern and Oldsailor's poet.  Stay safe and well!

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:10 PM (OZymZ)

823 My guess is you have a very lucky man.

Blows a kiss to jc!!

When you're red headed and plain as I am, and a poor housekeeper to boot, sweet man, ya gotta make up for it in other areas with enthusiasm and gusto. But the luck is all on MY end. Thor is awesome.  I am blessed.

Gushka, when you put it that way, it does make sense....my poor illusions are taking a beating tonight, aren't they???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:11 PM (SsG4J)

824 oh and can't wait to pick up Arkham City next week at K-Mart.

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2011 11:12 PM (M8yfa)

825 831 'Night rightlysouthern and Oldsailor's poet.  Stay safe and well!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 03:10 AM (OZymZ)

===

Yep. And Night Jimbob, Night Mary Ellen.*

*sorry lame joke.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 11:13 PM (ufJKx)

826 How about play Batman Arkham City? Currently playing Dragon Age II dlc? Sewing anything? :0D

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 02:59 AM (gvlTU)

Still working on that flippin wall hanging. i admit i made Aurochs drive me to Michael's to get more cheap floss and he was a total martyr about it. Hes still acting like i made him go to Devils Island and like he may still be in danger of going gay just from short term exposure.

i think this monster project will eat up my hours for weeks and weeks to come. I have decided i wont be sewing much else for quite a while. but i admit it will be a pretty bitch when im done.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:13 PM (QNeKQ)

827 I should be heading off, too.

I got up early and I'm all beered up and tuckered out.

Good night, my schweeties.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2011 11:13 PM (F79HU)

828 Arkham City looks good, but I am about to explode waiting for Skyrim and The Old Republic. 11/11/11 can't get here fast enough.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 11:14 PM (UtoLw)

829 'Night rightlysouthern and Oldsailor!

And Robert, of course!

Do you count rice to get to sleep??  

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)

830 826 Posted by: Robert

Sorry.  So much for my . . . whatever.  Say, are you married?

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:14 PM (OZymZ)

831 berserker, I really liked Red Dead but I'm an open world lover. The multiplayer was fun back when the game was new. I like one of the dlcs. I hoped Rage would be longer. Three discs! I don't know what their dlc plans are for the game. I'm an xbox girl. Wish I was pc because I loved the Fallout mods.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:15 PM (gvlTU)

832 Oh, come come now, Gushka, we know you don't really embroider. 

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:16 PM (SsG4J)

833 Arkham City looks good, but I am about to explode waiting for Skyrim and The Old Republic. 11/11/11 can't get here fast enough.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 15, 2011 03:14 AM (UtoLw)


hope Amazon does one of their pc download deals for Skyrim, picking it up for $42 on release would be nice.


Old Republic even though still in beta has been quite a bit of fun even though it's WoW with a new skin

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2011 11:16 PM (M8yfa)

834 Rejoice Amanda. The word on the street is that Bethesda threatened to withhold publication of Skyrim on the 360 unless Microsoft made some provision for players to bring mods into the game ala PC. So, we may very well have the same mod community on the Xbox that they have on the PC.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 11:16 PM (UtoLw)

835 OK, Gushka, I am probably being a dick here and everything, but I can't help myself, it is genetic. "Blackend" is what you get when you stick a pencil in dark paint. "Blackened" is what SEALs do to their faces before a raid.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (UtoLw)

836 Skyrim is the huge deal in this house. We will be spending quality R&R time playing, drinking beer and ordering pizza. Perfection.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (gvlTU)

837 Cool Hand Luke is on the box.  I swear every friggin' one of the character actors got a shitload of work from that movie.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (ufJKx)

838 841 Oh, come come now, Gushka, we know you don't really embroider. 

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 03:16 AM (SsG4J)

well i do admit it takes an act of God to get me to finish anything. And so you could be right i have lots and lots of semi-completed projects...

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (QNeKQ)

839 ''berserker, I really liked Red Dead but I'm an open world lover. The multiplayer was fun back when the game was new. I like one of the dlcs.

I hoped Rage would be longer. Three discs! I don't know what their dlc plans are for the game.''


yeah I love the open world thing. thats why I liked  morrowind and oblivion, and also the fallout series. The thing that got me a little pissed about Rage was that it wasn't really open world, there was not much to explore outside of the mission locations, and the damn game was over before I knew it.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (FMbng)

840 G'night all.

Watch your step!

Caution: Do not watch the video at the bottom of the story if you are at all squeamish about footage with combat injuries.

Thanks for all these brave souls. God, watch over them.

Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (Kkt/i)

841 black metal- cradle of filth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9vfuSDYbA

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:49 AM (FMbng)

I'm sorry, I can't even hear the name of the band without thinking.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 11:19 PM (kaalw)

842 ""Skyrim is the huge deal in this house. We will be spending quality R&R time playing, drinking beer and ordering pizza. Perfection.""



Here too, I'm counting the days for that game.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:20 PM (FMbng)

843 844 OK, Gushka, I am probably being a dick here and everything, but I can't help myself, it is genetic. "Blackend" is what you get when you stick a pencil in dark paint. "Blackened" is what SEALs do to their faces before a raid.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 15, 2011 03:19 AM (UtoLw)

whoops!

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:21 PM (QNeKQ)

844 Mods! I haven't been keeping up with the news. Thank you. Gushka, keep plugging away. I'm stuck with these two projects and kind of grateful for the diversion.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:22 PM (gvlTU)

845 Gushka, keep plugging away. I'm stuck with these two projects and kind of grateful for the diversion.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 03:22 AM (gvlTU)

gives one something to do when all the sane people are abed and the ONT has even gone to sleep.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:24 PM (QNeKQ)

846 BTW Gushka, as a long-long time lurker here, let me say, keep up the fantasy stories. I happen to like them. Don't really give a shit if they are true or not. They are nice.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 14, 2011 11:24 PM (UtoLw)

847 663 testes 1 , 2
testes 1 , 2

is this thing on?

*wap*
*thud*

testes 1 , 2 . . .

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:32 AM (ufJKx)

3?


Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2011 11:25 PM (Kkt/i)

848 I have the Skyrim countdown on fb. Hee. I can't wait to be randomly moidered by swooping dragons.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:26 PM (gvlTU)

849

3?

Posted by: Flounder at October 15, 2011 03:25 AM (Kkt/i)

====

they call him a triple threat

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 11:28 PM (ufJKx)

850 Sewing sure beats mopping the kitchen floor and cleaning windows. Games fill the same hole.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:28 PM (gvlTU)

851 Especially sewing everything in the colors of fire! 

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:30 PM (OZymZ)

852 Games are killer for when there isn't shit on TV.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:30 PM (FMbng)

853 855 BTW Gushka, as a long-long time lurker here, let me say, keep up the fantasy stories. I happen to like them. Don't really give a shit if they are true or not. They are nice.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at October 15, 2011 03:24 AM (UtoLw)

for the most part they are true. thats what sucked.

Im just made sure the parts of my life i can control these days is real nice. The part i cant control is ... not so nice...but i choose not to bellyache about it.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:33 PM (QNeKQ)

854 And, there are games with flamethrowers! Fire and game. M'mm.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:34 PM (gvlTU)

855 Especially sewing everything in the colors of fire!

When I get me some money built back up, I am gonna try and commission her to make me something in foresty, riversish colors.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:34 PM (SsG4J)

856 When I get me some money built back up, I am gonna try and commission her to make me something in foresty, riversish colors.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 03:34 AM (SsG4J)

ooooooo. now dont go tempting me to start another unfinished project!


Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:36 PM (QNeKQ)

857 And, there are games with flamethrowers! Fire and game. M'mm.


Fallout was the game for flame throwers. There were a few killer ones in that game. the flamer, and the incinerator come to mind. Cooked up the ghouls nice.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:36 PM (FMbng)

858 862  " . . . but i choose not to bellyache about it."  Posted by: Gushka

Are you fucking kidding me?  Every night, every night, you come on here and bellyache about umpteen things in your life.  True or not, I don't know and don't much care.  But you are a complainer, lady.

You 're comments can also be fun and add a lot too. And you seem rather nice but, please.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:39 PM (OZymZ)

859 now dont go tempting me to start another unfinished project!

Hah, you're an artist, you can't help it! I should send you my Michael's coupons. I"m not using them much these days. I am so sick of not being able to drive.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)

860

Im just made sure the parts of my life i can control these days is real nice. The part i cant control is ... not so nice...but i choose not to bellyache about it.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 03:33 AM (QNeKQ)

I think this is part of the real stages of life. As a kid, everything is done for you; as an adolescent, everything is done to you; starting out as an adult, shit happens to you; as a mature adult, you mold the things in your environment and it doesn't seem quite so random.

Obviously, the passage of time does little to assure that you pass from one stage to another -- just look at our buddies occupying Wall Street.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 11:40 PM (kaalw)

861 Fallout is exactly what I was thinking about. I love that Hellfire armor and incinerator. I feel so peaceful just thinking about it. Still haven't finished New Vegas. Had a game breaking glitch and an annoying fast travel bug. Just noticed the bug is gone so I might play some more.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:41 PM (gvlTU)

862 Batman: Arkham Asylum was awesome and Arkham City is gonna be epic. Can't wait to check ot out, but work that night is gonna suck--I'm an overnight electronics associate at Walmart. Oh, and we're bringing back layaway in a few days. That's gonna suck big time haha

Posted by: Joffen at October 14, 2011 11:45 PM (BZUQd)

863
You 're comments can also be fun and add a lot too. And you seem rather nice but, please.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 03:39 AM (OZymZ)

ok then you can agree with me that i dont come and act all perfect? cuz i think i am a cranky bitch with too many cats and a roommate i didnt really pick who drives me nuts.

thank you. i feel better. i had this weird feeling i slipped into bizarro universe when someone accused me of acting all perfect. cuz i thought i was foul mouthed woman with a past and an abundance of pets,  who cant spell or punctuate properly.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:45 PM (QNeKQ)

864 ""Still haven't finished New Vegas. Had a game breaking glitch and an annoying fast travel bug. Just noticed the bug is gone so I might play some more.""


Surprisingly I haven't had a glitch on fallout new vegas, and that was supposed to have some glitches. I did have one spot were the travel companion stopped following me, so i had to to some thing to reset her. Bethesda is like glitch central. I got hit with that A bomb glitch in oblivion. that was nasty, and game ending. It hit me at about 1200 hours into the game, but has been known to hit as early as 400. Doors just stop opening, fire type effects hang, so if you get hot with a spell you are stuck i a green fog for hours, or flame arrows never burn out, and all torch or candle flames are dead still. It hit me at around 1200 hours, so I went back to a much earlier save at a point right before closing the great gate and just continued on again.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:47 PM (FMbng)

Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2011 11:48 PM (Kkt/i)

866 and Viking, strange as it may sound... i really havent spoken of the really bad parts of my life, tho i may have touched lightly on them. I bellyache about hair clogs and shit, but thats just life stuff.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 14, 2011 11:48 PM (QNeKQ)

867 Are you fucking kidding me?  Every night, every night, you come on here and bellyache about umpteen things in your life.  True or not, I don't know and don't much care.  But you are a complainer, lady.

You 're comments can also be fun and add a lot too. And you seem rather nice but, please.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 03:39 AM (OZymZ)

There's a difference between making conversation and serious complaining.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2011 11:48 PM (kaalw)

868 who cant spell or punctuate properly.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 03:45 AM (QNeKQ)

====
The only person who ever punctuated properly --
http://tinyurl.com/3u5bad

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2011 11:52 PM (ufJKx)

869 Oh, and we're bringing back layaway in a few days. That's gonna suck big time haha

Posted by: Joffen at October 15, 2011 03:45 AM (BZUQd)

Ah, layaway.  Haven't seen that since I worked retail at Fred Meyer in the late 80's.  And yeah, it sucked then too.

I also heard that they are going to allow you to write your name and dollar amounts on pieces of paper instead of giving cash or a debit/credit card.  Anyone heard of this? Sounds pretty backwards.

Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM (Kkt/i)

870 872

Hey, everyone makes spelling and grammatical errors in comments.  On the fly typing/writing is like that. Pffft.

Its not a 'perfection' thing at all.  Its an 'I've been there and done that' thing, in relation to everything.  It's not plausible.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:54 PM (OZymZ)

871 But you are a complainer, lady.

I'll be darned. Perception is certainly a very subjective thing. I can't say as I have ever heard her complain about anything. Vent about her husband's deployment, tell us about being sick with the cat bite, but complain, never. I associate complaining with whining.

I think I need to go back to lurking.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:55 PM (SsG4J)

872 Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 03:52 AM (ufJKx)

OMG, that is one of Thor's favorite routines. He has the dang DVD of an entire show he bought just for this specific bit.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:57 PM (SsG4J)

873 That Oblivion glitch would have pissed me off. I was unhappy with the Vegas problems but Oblivion is a whole other animal. 1200 hrs in... augh! OMG. I just realized that guy above is getting married on Skyrim's release date. That's a sign right there.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 14, 2011 11:58 PM (gvlTU)

874 ""Hey, everyone makes spelling and grammatical errors in comments.  On the fly typing/writing is like that. Pffft.""



Thats me, totally on the fly, commas where I feel like, no grammar rules..zip..nada. Don't give a shit either really.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2011 11:58 PM (FMbng)

875 880 

I've had a lot of fun hanging with you so I hope you don't go back to lurking, even if you disagree strongly with me.

I just call them like I see them.

Posted by: viking at October 14, 2011 11:58 PM (OZymZ)

876

There's a difference between making conversation and serious complaining.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 03:48 AM (kaalw)

Fixed the complaining link for you.

Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2011 11:58 PM (Kkt/i)

877 That's a sign right there.

Good or bad??? 

This gaming talk, it fascinates me. You had me at swooping dragons.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 14, 2011 11:59 PM (SsG4J)

878 ""That Oblivion glitch would have pissed me off. I was unhappy with the Vegas problems but Oblivion is a whole other animal. 1200 hrs in... augh!""


yeah it sucked. There was a cure for the PC version, but not for Xbox. I had pretty much exploited and aqueeeeezed every thing out of the game it could give by the time it happened. I owned a house in every city and had the suckers PACKED with loot. I mean packed. I literally had 1000's of weapons.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:03 AM (FMbng)

879 Miss Tammy, get thee to youtube and watch some Skyrim. It's... I can't describe it. Good if they both play. Bad if he does and she doesn't.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:03 AM (gvlTU)

880 I just call them like I see them.

I respect that, and you were decent about it. And I do strongly disagree with you, but I wouldn't go back to lurking because of that.

But your comments make me realize again that I WAY over-share and God knows how I am coming across to people when I think I am merely being funny, or when my curiosity gets the better of me. Especially this late at night.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:03 AM (SsG4J)

881 885

Heh, maybe a little over the edge but I'm chuckling.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:04 AM (OZymZ)

882 yeah and after I squeeeeeeeezed everything there was out of the game i had to start back a bit, so I did every oblivion gate on the map.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:04 AM (FMbng)

883

Fixed the complaining link for you.

Posted by: Flounder at October 15, 2011 03:58 AM (Kkt/i)

Yeah, well, see -- I don't see Gushka doing that at all.






Although video if she did would be epic!

Hi, Gushka!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:05 AM (kaalw)

884 881 Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 03:52 AM (ufJKx)

OMG, that is one of Thor's favorite routines. He has the dang DVD of an entire show he bought just for this specific bit.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 03:57 AM (SsG4J)

===

managed to catch the old guy a couple times before he passed.  great way to spend an evening.  absolutely innocent humor without ever being mean to a single soul.  very much a lost art.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 12:06 AM (ufJKx)

885
Its not a 'perfection' thing at all.  Its an 'I've been there and done that' thing, in relation to everything.  It's not plausible.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 03:54 AM (OZymZ)

i guess thats seems weird to me too, let me explain why:

i have never had a normal family. 

because of illness i never had a normal childhood.

i have never had a pregnancy that resulted in a live baby.

my mom never loved me. My bio dad was a monster my stepdad thought i was... something to get out of the house.

Never had a normal husband wife relationship till i was 35. When it got weird with the ex it was unspeakable. 

my foster kid was handicapped. I got her when she was 13 so i have never had a little child or a normal child. I do not hold babies. i dont go to baby showers.

i have never scuba dived or Skiied nor do i wish to. I have watched very few scary movies.  I dont know if you have noted this but i do not enjoy sports.

i do however try very hard to relate to people after many years of avoiding them. perhaps i try overly hard. I have traveled extensively. I was dragged through most of it.

there viking you have a list of a few things i simply have not done and cant relate to. please refer to it when you wish.


Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:07 AM (QNeKQ)

886 889

I'm just going to remind you about strippers/dollars and troll/needing nurturing for you to maybe re-examine your impression of the current debate.

And yes, as fun and easy as it is to get out over your own skis here, caution.


Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:10 AM (OZymZ)

887 Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:03 AM (gvlTU)

Some day, when the vertigo is gone, I promise I'll check it out. For now, I'll take your word for its epic-ness.


humor without ever being mean to a single soul.  very much a lost art.
Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 04:06 AM (ufJKx)

Understatement of the year!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:13 AM (SsG4J)

888 Maybe we should all make a pact to not share. We could start by not sharing our 'how I lost my virginity' stories.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:14 AM (gvlTU)

889 897 Maybe we should all make a pact to not share. We could start by not sharing our 'how I lost my virginity' stories.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:14 AM (gvlTU)

For me, it was in Fresno.....oh, wait, you said "NOT share".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:16 AM (kaalw)

890 ""Some day, when the vertigo is gone, I promise I'll check it out. For now, I'll take your word for its epic-ness.""



Let me tell you, I hate heights, it drives me crazy. You can stuff me into a shoebox and it wouldn't bother me, but heights forget it. There are some games that freak me out they are so high in some parts. I still play them, but some parts make me dizzy.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:16 AM (FMbng)

891 894

Aw Gush, c'mon.  You're old enough to know we all have our truly horrible hurts that have shaped us for better or worse.  And you damn well know more are in the pipeline. 

That's not ever the point.  And you have made a good place for yourself that I suspect everyone likes hearing about.

I don't want to hurt you, honey. 

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:19 AM (OZymZ)

892 strippers/dollars and troll/needing nurturing

At the risk of getting out over my own skiis here, do please break this down for me. I feel as though I am about to have a great truth about myself revealed.

 I'll probably need therapy afterwards, but well, curiosity is getting the better of me again!

And I promise I won't drag my deflowering into it.

Gushka...... hugs. That is all.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:19 AM (SsG4J)

893 Let me tell you, I hate heights, it drives me crazy. You can stuff me into a shoebox and it wouldn't bother me, but heights forget it. There are some games that freak me out they are so high in some parts. I still play them, but some parts make me dizzy.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 04:16 AM (FMbng)

We just got back on a trip that included Crater Lake. Just driving the rim road made me nervous in spots.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:20 AM (kaalw)

894 I'm trying to imagine stuffing Berserker into a shoebox. Nope. Can't picture it. Do you have a video?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:21 AM (gvlTU)

895 903 I'm trying to imagine stuffing Berserker into a shoebox. Nope. Can't picture it. Do you have a video?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:21 AM (gvlTU)

i think it would be fun to try. could we do a re-enactment?

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:24 AM (QNeKQ)

896 Let me tell you, I hate heights

It's why flying is my 3rd phobia. T'aint natural. Too Damned High. Oddly enough, I love roller coasters with a passion. Gotta close my eyes, though.

And I'd get all woozy and nauseated as a kid when I'd watch the part swooping over the Alps in the Wide World of Sports intro,  which you're probably too young to remember!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:24 AM (SsG4J)

897 901

Well I don't know but I'm guessing Thor has been a damn good husband and you've been a loyal and loving wife.  Between the two of you, you've carved out a nice life together and avoided a lot of the creepy horror that's out there.  That is all.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:25 AM (OZymZ)

898 903 I'm trying to imagine stuffing Berserker into a shoebox. Nope. Can't picture it. Do you have a video?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:21 AM (gvlTU)

Something like this?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:25 AM (kaalw)

899 I'm a dizzy gal. Have vision probs. I could really use help getting Berserker into that box. Turns out he's not that eager after all.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:27 AM (gvlTU)

900 I don't want to hurt you, honey. 

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 04:19 AM (OZymZ)

its ok. i was mostly angry }

and not even really at you.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:28 AM (QNeKQ)

901 Wait, why is Berserker going in a shoe box?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:29 AM (OZymZ)

902 Turns out he's not that eager after all.

Perhaps we aren't asking the way he likes to be asked. Or maybe we need to bust out some bacon and bait the box with it?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:29 AM (SsG4J)

903 ""I could really use help getting Berserker into that box. Turns out he's not that eager after all.""


yeah..no. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:29 AM (FMbng)

904 dammit. that emoticon was supposed to be a devil. not a smiley! crap. cant spell and cant emoticon either, gushkas really fucking up tonight.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:29 AM (QNeKQ)

905 ""Wait, why is Berserker going in a shoe box?""

I was making a point that I wasn't claustrophopic, and now they want to turn me into a pet rock. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:32 AM (FMbng)

906 Exactly, cthulhu. Thank you. I'm disappointed, Berserker. I thought you were taller.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:32 AM (gvlTU)

907 913 
You're okay.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:33 AM (OZymZ)

908 914

Oh my word!!!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (OZymZ)

909 Between the two of you, you've carved out a nice life together

Yes ma'am we have. We don't have kids, we just have each other, and that's plenty for me.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:34 AM (SsG4J)

910 913 dammit. that emoticon was supposed to be a devil. not a smiley! crap. cant spell and cant emoticon either, gushkas really fucking up tonight.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 04:29 AM (QNeKQ)

Could be worse. Could have a bunch of morons trying to stuff you into a shoebox.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:35 AM (kaalw)

911 now they want to turn me into a pet rock

Certainly not a pet rock.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:35 AM (SsG4J)

912 Oh,and by the way, that horse troops story was teh awesome.

Anyone here familiar with NYC? If the dirty hippies are still fouling the air there in November, will the statue have to go past them???

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:37 AM (SsG4J)

913 That's every romantic dream in literature.  It is the ideal.  Your naivete is the stamp of authenticity.
Makes me feel like God is in his heaven and all is right with the world.  Genuinely.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:38 AM (OZymZ)

914 My, ain't this cosy?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:39 AM (kaalw)

915 It's the internet. Does strange things to people. For instance, I think it would be fun to share a pet berserker with Tammy.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:39 AM (gvlTU)

916 ""Certainly not a pet rock.""

I'm afraid to ask. lol


I'm about an hour from NYC, I'm surprised I'm not smelling them from here.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:40 AM (FMbng)

917 922 That's every romantic dream in literature.  It is the ideal.  Your naivete is the stamp of authenticity.
Makes me feel like God is in his heaven and all is right with the world.  Genuinely.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 04:38 AM (OZymZ)

i think its every little girl's dream to have that One True Love.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:41 AM (QNeKQ)

918 924 It's the internet. Does strange things to people. For instance, I think it would be fun to share a pet berserker with Tammy.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:39 AM (gvlTU)

i bet a pet berserker would shed and get noisy.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:42 AM (QNeKQ)

919 ""It's the internet. Does strange things to people. For instance, I think it would be fun to share a pet berserker with Tammy.""



Ok sold, where's the fucking box? lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:43 AM (FMbng)

920 Cthulhu likes threesomes in lucite. I do believe you are breaking the no share pact. I'm telling the elder gods on you.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:43 AM (gvlTU)

921 Nah, more like fight through hell itself and hope in the end you get a true love.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:44 AM (OZymZ)

922 Great. Give us the video by tomorrow night and we'll decide whether or not to keep you. Gushka's on hair patrol. Make it rock god good.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:46 AM (gvlTU)

923 Miss Tammy likes noisy.

Sharing, not so much, but it was Amanda's idea after all, and Miss Tammy is nothing if not fair.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:46 AM (SsG4J)

924 What about hair?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:49 AM (OZymZ)

925 Nah, more like fight through hell itself and hope in the end you get a true love

Now see, I ain't fightin' for it. I always told Thor that if thought he could do better he was welcome to go on and have at it, and that still holds true.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:51 AM (SsG4J)

926 Gushka's on hair patrol. Make it rock god good.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:46 AM (gvlTU)

do they even make Focus Hairspray any more? thats what all the eighties Hair bands used

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:51 AM (QNeKQ)

927 What about hair?

Oh, I'm sure his hair is wonderful. They'd have never let him stay in the band without excellent hair.

But HE has to clean out the clogs.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)

928 ""Miss Tammy likes noisy.""


I'm actually a noisy mofo. Everything I do is loud. I use the surround system on the games so when I fire a machine gun the windows rattle. I like the harley loud, music loud, I use loud tools, loud guitar. Its amazing I can still hear really.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:53 AM (FMbng)

929 929 Cthulhu likes threesomes in lucite. I do believe you are breaking the no share pact. I'm telling the elder gods on you.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:43 AM (gvlTU)

No lucite boxes.....most cozy romantic engagement was probably in a sauna. It should be noted, btw, that high air temperatures and active intimate activities are a bad mix.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:53 AM (kaalw)

930 ....and I'm afraid that I have to slither off to my lair. The hour is late.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2011 12:55 AM (kaalw)

931 934  Now see, I ain't fightin' for it. I always told Thor that if thought he could do better he was welcome to go on and have at it, and that still holds true.
Posted by: MissTammy


Now, see.  That's not what I meant.  The idea is you fight through life in order to GET the sublime.

sheesh

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 12:55 AM (OZymZ)

932 ""Oh, I'm sure his hair is wonderful. They'd have never let him stay in the band without excellent hair.""

Me? Yes pretty long

""But HE has to clean out the clogs.""

Shit yeah, probably once a month.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 12:55 AM (FMbng)

933 LOL Clogs. I don't know that hair spray. How about aquanet or knox blox? Okay. You are loud. Describe the hair please.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:56 AM (gvlTU)

934 I'm actually a noisy mofo. Everything I do is loud.

Oh, the comments I could be making, but won't. I'll just leave it at....Alpha male. Yum.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:56 AM (SsG4J)

935 and I'm afraid that I have to slither off to my lair. The hour is late.

Ah, don't go!!!  We haven't picked out your box yet!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 12:57 AM (SsG4J)

936 942 LOL Clogs. I don't know that hair spray. How about aquanet or knox blox?

Okay. You are loud. Describe the hair please.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 04:56 AM (gvlTU)

aqua net always rocks! then after you can use it as a fixative for your pastel chalks

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 12:58 AM (QNeKQ)

937 cthulhu! That was definitely sharing. Night.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 12:58 AM (gvlTU)

938 ""LOL Clogs. I don't know that hair spray. How about aquanet or knox blox?

Okay. You are loud. Describe the hair please."'

um..no hair spray here, that would be homo.

. Hair is just regular metalhead, middle of the back, or past the boobs if i had them, brunette, nothing fancy.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:00 AM (FMbng)

939 Lucite filled with warm ocean water, cthulhu? I have used it as fixative. Been ages. Don't know if they still sell it.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:00 AM (gvlTU)

940 Shit yeah, probably once a month.

Just so we're clear here, I meant that you will have to be the one who cleans the clogs out, because I just can't stomach it. Even if half the hair is mine.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:01 AM (SsG4J)

941

aqua net always rocks! then after you can use it as a fixative for your pastel chalks

Posted by: Gushka


AND homemade flame thrower.  Yay!!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:01 AM (OZymZ)

942 Excellent man hair. I vote for keeping him.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:02 AM (gvlTU)

943 AND homemade flame thrower.  Yay!!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 05:01 AM (OZymZ)

fly incinerator

spider cremator

tick exploder

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 01:02 AM (QNeKQ)

944 brunette, nothing fancy

Curly, straight, wavy??

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:03 AM (SsG4J)

945 Melt the face of unwanted intruder

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:03 AM (OZymZ)

946 I vote for keeping him

Oh, keepin' him's a given.  Question is, where we gonna hide him?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:05 AM (SsG4J)

947 ""Curly, straight, wavy??""



straight to wavy, little of both. It don't like humidity though

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:08 AM (FMbng)

948 Who are we hiding?  What are you girls up to?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:08 AM (OZymZ)

949 957 Who are we hiding?  What are you girls up to?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 05:08 AM (OZymZ)

shenanegans. these women are officially up to no good.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 01:10 AM (QNeKQ)

950 We're hiding Beserker in a box. Well, once we're through playing with his hair anyway.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:11 AM (SsG4J)

951 Well, beanervt has convinced me to get a place in either VT or NH. Do you like New England, Berserker?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:11 AM (gvlTU)

952 Men, you are needed.

Its sounding seriously pussified.  I think they've got Berserker in a salon.

Reinforcements!!!!!!!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:11 AM (OZymZ)

953 Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 05:11 AM (gvlTU)

Atta, babe; you distract him, I"ll sneak up from behind.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:12 AM (SsG4J)

954 ""Do you like New England, Berserker?""



yeah I love it. I have friends there, and guitar dealers I go to up there. Its way cool.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:13 AM (FMbng)

955 Men

Don't leave me to hard tactics.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:14 AM (OZymZ)

956 Reinforcements!!!!!!!

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 05:11 AM (OZymZ)

===

fuck him.  I'm jealous.  he's on his own.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:14 AM (ufJKx)

957 I think they've got Berserker in a salon

Not at all. We've got him in a lovely mountain glade. A secluded one.

Where he can make all the noise he wants to.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:14 AM (SsG4J)

958 Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 05:14 AM (ufJKx)

There's plenty of room in the glade, jc. But ya gotta be noisy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:16 AM (SsG4J)

959 a lovely mountain glade.
=====
you do know about shrinkage, right?

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:17 AM (ufJKx)

960 New England it is! Hey, JC. What's up?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:17 AM (gvlTU)

961 But ya gotta be noisy.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 05:16 AM (SsG4J)

=======

as it happens, I still own an Acoustic 301.  I can rattle mountains.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:18 AM (ufJKx)

962 Excuses, excuses, JC. Own your shortcomings. There's no shame here in the glade.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:19 AM (gvlTU)

963 969 New England it is!

Hey, JC. What's up?

Posted by: Amanda Jane
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after the last few posts --- my pulse rate and my laptop is kinda tilting.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:19 AM (ufJKx)

964 Do you see?  Do you see where this goes?

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:20 AM (OZymZ)

965 Own your shortcomings. There's no shame here in the glade.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 05:19 AM (gvlTU)

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luckily enough, that's never been my problem.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:21 AM (ufJKx)

966 ""Not at all. We've got him in a lovely mountain glade. A secluded one.

Where he can make all the noise he wants to."'



I need electricity to be loud. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:21 AM (FMbng)

967 Okay, my Google -fu is strong tonight, and now I know all about shrinkage.

You can stay out of the lake. But there IS a lake, and a creek, too, so those of us who want to can frolic about in it. And I can make a lovely fire.

I someone providing furs and bearskins for me to lounge on?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:22 AM (SsG4J)

968 ""I someone providing furs and bearskins for me to lounge on?""

I think you need elmer fudd for that, I just do music and entertainment. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:24 AM (FMbng)

969 I actually have a bearskin.  Fucker wouldn't stay out of the cabin.  We tried everything.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:25 AM (ufJKx)

970 Did you play that Jack Black video game, Berserker? You don't need electricity. I do need a new username. I keep typing my real last name in the box. Grr. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:27 AM (gvlTU)

971 I actually have a bearskin

Please bring it.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:27 AM (SsG4J)

972 JC is our bearslayer. How are you with dragons?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:28 AM (gvlTU)

973 ""Did you play that Jack Black video game, Berserker? You don't need electricity.""


No I never play gambling games. I like the shoot'em up games.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:29 AM (FMbng)

974 Any suggestions?

Your favorite Skyrim character? Or am I betraying my complete game ignorance by suggesting that?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:29 AM (SsG4J)

975 978  I actually have a bearskin.  Fucker wouldn't stay out of the cabin.  We tried everything. Posted by: jc

You sound apologetic.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 01:31 AM (OZymZ)

976 Oh jeez you said jack black, not black jack. No I didn't play that.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:31 AM (FMbng)

977 Only thing I know about dragons involves Yosemite Sam and somehow I don't think that will be much help.

Kids, I have to pound some nails tomorrow and I want to keep my thumbs.

Good night.  S'been fun.

Tammy I am going to dream about you in that glade.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:33 AM (ufJKx)

978 ""Your favorite Skyrim character? Or am I betraying my complete game ignorance by suggesting that?""


Hell I played elder scrolls 3 and 4, and have a copy of skyrim on reserve and I don"t even know who the characters are in it yet.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:33 AM (FMbng)

979 Not a gambling game. Can't think of the name. It's not like I have the ability to search for it at my fingertips... Yes. The only name from Skyrim I can think of is Max Von Sydow.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:33 AM (gvlTU)

980 Night, jc!!!! I hope I don't disappoint,  

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:34 AM (SsG4J)

981 Hmm I kinda liked the armorer in the shivering isles. What was her name, Cutter?

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:35 AM (FMbng)

982 984 978  I actually have a bearskin.  Fucker wouldn't stay out of the cabin.  We tried everything. Posted by: jc

You sound apologetic.

Posted by: viking at October 15, 2011 05:31 AM (OZymZ)

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yeah a little.  When I was growing up we had to eat what we killed.  No one in my family ever could cook bear for shit.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2011 01:35 AM (ufJKx)

983 AJ - with the bold pink flashing tags

Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2011 01:35 AM (Mpktm)

984 No one in my family ever could cook bear for shit.

Bear is not an easy thing to cook per se....best in stews or ground up. Where you from?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:36 AM (SsG4J)

985 Night, JC! I have two copies reserved. So excited. Black Jack. Ha.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:37 AM (gvlTU)

986 I couldn't imagine eating bear. yikes

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:37 AM (FMbng)

987 I can't believe it but I do not remember any names from Oblivion. Wow.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 15, 2011 01:39 AM (gvlTU)

988 I couldn't imagine eating bear

There are definitely better things to eat, but it's not bad.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:39 AM (SsG4J)

989 Hmm well Amanda, you could take the names of the golden saints or the dark seducers in oblivion's shivering isles. if you're a blond go with golden saint, if you're brunette go with dark seducer lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:39 AM (FMbng)

990 ""There are definitely better things to eat, but it's not bad""

I would be good at hunting pizza.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:40 AM (FMbng)

991 I could never kill anything. Well, I will kill a spider if it looks poisonous and it's in the house. But I don't even kill flies.

I could kill a person with no problem, I think, but I couldn't hunt animals. I love meat, though!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:43 AM (SsG4J)

992 if you're a blond go with golden saint, if you're brunette go with dark seducer lol

And if you're a Ginger??

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:44 AM (SsG4J)

993 Brutal Legend was the game. I have been many colors. Currently brunette by request. I love it. Long, layered. Never would have picked it myself.

Posted by: dark seducer Amanda at October 15, 2011 01:44 AM (gvlTU)

994 Bear is way down on the good eat'n critter list. About the only way I do it is in sausage (mixed with pork) or in meat pie (mixed with beef) - either way the bear proportion small. Best use: rugs

Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2011 01:45 AM (Mpktm)

995 Mixed being the key. I may need that meat pie recipe!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:47 AM (SsG4J)

996 ""And if you're a Ginger??""

Then you can use any name you want. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:48 AM (FMbng)

997 Well, I apparently I can be neither saint nor seducer. I am not sure where that leaves me.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

998 Amanda, Nelrene was the name of a dark seducer palace guard. If you want to go big you can use Autkendo Jansa, she was the dark seducer captain of the palace guards.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:52 AM (FMbng)

999 ""Well, I apparently I can be neither saint nor seducer. I am not sure where that leaves me.""

You kind of sound like both. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:53 AM (FMbng)

1000 And if you're a Ginger??

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 05:44 AM (SsG4J)

Hot Smokin' Female Person Of Whom All The Others Are Jealous.  Wait, is there a character limit on this name?

Evening roonz and roonettez! Or should I say, Morning! cause it is.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 01:54 AM (9P63V)

1001 Miss Tammy, Anya Herrick was a ginger in the game, so there you go.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 01:55 AM (FMbng)

1002
You kind of sound like both. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 05:53 AM (FMbng)

so youre saying you like the box?

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 01:56 AM (QNeKQ)

1003 Just go with "Flame Kissed Goddess" and that should cover all the bases, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 01:56 AM (9P63V)

1004 Gushka, did you see my recommendation about the Mosin on yesterdays ONT?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 01:57 AM (9P63V)

1005 Ooooh, Anya Herrick, Flame Kissed Goddess.

I LIKE that.

Gushka, Amanda, whaddya think???

It's especially cool because Anya Seton wrote one of my favorite books.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 01:58 AM (SsG4J)

1006 In the game Anya Herrick was a breton noble woman.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:00 AM (FMbng)

1007 Who are the Bretons then?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:01 AM (9P63V)

1008 Well, I am Celtic on my daddy's side. Definitely not noble. Or Godess material, for that matter. But it's a fantasy, right?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:02 AM (SsG4J)

1009 I like it, T. I looked at names on the wiki. Morning, G! Does Berserker dance?

Posted by: Amanda Vika Uncertain at October 15, 2011 02:03 AM (gvlTU)

1010 1013 Gushka, did you see my recommendation about the Mosin on yesterdays ONT?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 05:57 AM (9P63V)

you mean the gel pad?

i ordered it.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 02:04 AM (QNeKQ)

1011 Another ginger was Zoe Malene, a breton savant.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:04 AM (FMbng)

1012 We'll get him dancing, no worries. GG, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 15, 2011 02:05 AM (SsG4J)

1013 ""Does Berserker dance?""


Not really, first time will be when obama goes, then it will be the snoopy dance.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:06 AM (FMbng)

1014

i ordered it.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 06:04 AM (QNeKQ)'

You will not regret it. I put a full box of 25 through it yesterday (my range partner kept loading the clips until the box was empty) and when I was done my shoulder did not hurt, and no bruises or soreness today. Much improved, the last time I shot it the shoulder was bruised and hurt for three days.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:06 AM (9P63V)

1015 Savant, eh? I thank you for that, sir.   Do I get to pick my genius and handicap?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Flame Kissed Goddess at October 15, 2011 02:07 AM (SsG4J)

1016 ""Who are the Bretons then?""


Bretons are the human descendants of the Aldmeri-Nedic Manmer of the Merethic Era and are now the inhabitants of the province of  High Rock
. They are united in culture and language even though they are divided politically, for High Rock is a factious region. Bretons make up the peasantry, soldiery, and magical elite of the feudal kingdoms that compete for power. Many are capable mages with innate resistance to magicka. They are known for a proficiency in abstract thinking and unique customs. Bretons appear, by and large, much like other pale-skinned humans. They are usually slight of build and not as muscular as, say, Nords or Redguards. Their Elvish ancestry is usually only detectable upon a closer inspection of their eyebrows, ears, or high cheekbones, though many individual Bretons appear to be more Nordic or Imperial than anything else. The great diversity in their appearance is to be expected from their politically fractured society, though their clothes, accents, customs and names are fairly uniform.


well you asked lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (FMbng)

1017 Does Berserker dance?

Posted by: Amanda Vika Uncertain at October 15, 2011 06:03 AM (gvlTU)

Nah. He sings metal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:09 AM (9P63V)

1018

You will not regret it. I put a full box of 25 through it yesterday (my range partner kept loading the clips until the box was empty) and when I was done my shoulder did not hurt, and no bruises or soreness today. Much improved, the last time I shot it the shoulder was bruised and hurt for three days.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 06:06 AM (9P63V)

yeah. i had kinda feared that and sorta waited you out to find out what was gonna work for you best. Aurochs is a big hunk of meat who cant imagine anything hurting me but im not a big gal and didnt wanna do a stupid to myself.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 02:10 AM (QNeKQ)

1019 Okay, if i am going to be an idiot, I at least I want teh high cheekbones.

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:11 AM (SsG4J)

1020 Nope, don't sing either.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:11 AM (FMbng)

1021 ""Okay, if i am going to be an idiot, I at least I want teh high cheekbones.""

The bretons weren't idiots by a long shot. Think Liv Tyler in the lord of the rings movies.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:13 AM (FMbng)

1022 I can sing and dance. But I do have those White Girl hyper extended elbows.

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:13 AM (SsG4J)

1023 well you asked lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 06:09 AM (FMbng)

Another good Monty Python setup, for naught.  But hey, thanks for the info because seriously I did not know that.  As you can tell, not a gamer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:14 AM (9P63V)

1024 ""I can sing and dance. But I do have those White Girl hyper extended elbows.""


Not sure I get the hyper extended elbows part.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:15 AM (FMbng)

1025 Yes, but you said Zoe Malene is a savant.

I'd commit crime to look like Liv Tyler in LoTR.

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:16 AM (SsG4J)

1026 I was a Nord in Oblivion. It's like they designed Skyrim just for me. Squee.

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:16 AM (gvlTU)

1027
Not sure I get the hyper extended elbows part

You know that T Mobile commercial with the young girl? And it kind of looks like her elbows are double jointed, they kind of bend back in towards her body?

It's kind of a Caucasian thing. I never see black ladies or Hispanic ladies with this look.

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

1028 im not a big gal and didnt wanna do a stupid to myself.

Posted by: Gushka cant spell at October 15, 2011 06:10 AM (QNeKQ)

And shooting that Mosin without some padding would have been stupid, you would never have wanted to pick it up again. Of course all rifles are different, but mine put holes in the 8/9/10 rings (when my shaky ass could aim it proper) at 100 yards all day long.

Nope, don't sing either.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 06:11 AM (FMbng)

Every time I see your nic I think of that scene. It tickles me a bit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:18 AM (9P63V)

1029 "I was a Nord in Oblivion. It's like they designed Skyrim just for me.""


I always played a Nord, in morrowind or oblivion. Nords kick ass.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:20 AM (FMbng)

1030 We also need video of the Snoopy dance.

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:21 AM (gvlTU)

1031 vika ut.... is that you Amanda?

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:21 AM (SsG4J)

1032 I'm supposed to be sleeping right now but working nights really f*ks up your natural schedule. Driving the Dragon today so I am in Hickory, it's about 3 hours from the house and I wanted to be fresh for the day.  I didn't get to sleep until 1AM and woke up at 4:30. So much for being well rested.  I usually sleep from 8AM to 4PM so sleeping nights is kind of hit or miss, sometimes I can, sometimes I can't. Last night, can't.
So that's my day all planned out. Everyone else have interesting plans today?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:22 AM (9P63V)

1033 I would be good at hunting pizza.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 05:40 AM (FMbng)

I am still giggling 5 minutes after reading this.

Posted by: Flounder at October 15, 2011 02:25 AM (Kkt/i)

1034 I always played a Nord, in morrowind or oblivion. Nords kick ass.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 06:20 AM (FMbng)

I've always played a Nerd.  Wait, are we still talking about games?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:25 AM (9P63V)

1035 Yes! Nords. And, I looked amazing in those green satin panties. Did you see what they put the chicks in? Game devs are panties retarded.

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:25 AM (gvlTU)

1036 ""We also need video of the Snoopy dance.""


You'll have cobwebs before you ever see a vid like that lol.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:25 AM (FMbng)

1037 working nights really f*ks up your natural schedule.

So do steroids. I am going to bed soon, though, just trying to get my new nic fleshed out. Probably oughtta get beserker back in his box before I go, unless vika ut has the situation under control?

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:26 AM (SsG4J)

1038 ""Yes! Nords. And, I looked amazing in those green satin panties. Did you see what they put the chicks in? Game devs are panties retarded.""



yeah I noticed when I looted a female.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:27 AM (FMbng)

1039 Amanda. Yep. My phone battery is getting low. If I poof, it was the stupid battery. Advance sleep tights to all or good mornings!

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:28 AM (gvlTU)

1040 ""I'm supposed to be sleeping right now but working nights really f*ks up your natural schedule""


I do a lot of my stuff at night too. No phones ringing, nobody to bother you.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:29 AM (FMbng)

1041 Ah, Vika Ut of the Green Satin Panties definitely has the situation well in hand, so I will bid you all bon nuit.

Sleep sweet, my dears, and thanks for a fun night (eventually)!

Posted by: Flame Kissed Dulcimer player, what ain't quite right at October 15, 2011 02:30 AM (SsG4J)

1042 green satin...
O_O
what?

Well, it's 0630 and time for me to get moving on the day. Imma go get some breakfast and meet the crowd for the drive. All y'all have a great day, maybe I'll come play on the ONT tonight. I seem to have missed all the excitement tonight, cranky Germans and clueless trolls, that figures.  When it's interesting I'm not here. I miss everything.

*sulk*

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 02:31 AM (9P63V)

1043 Yeah I'm going vertical too, night all.

Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:31 AM (FMbng)

1044 Will you Snoopy dance to the door every time the pizza guy knocks? Takes two to get him into the box. We should have Gushka and GG deputized.

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:32 AM (gvlTU)

1045 ""Will you Snoopy dance to the door every time the pizza guy knocks?


I just may. lol


Posted by: Berserker at October 15, 2011 02:33 AM (FMbng)

1046 Sweet dreams.

Posted by: vika ut at October 15, 2011 02:34 AM (gvlTU)

1047 Everyone else have interesting plans today?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 15, 2011 06:22 AM (9P63V)



I plan to spend a few more hours to finish shifting compost piles around.  (woo hoo!)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 15, 2011 02:39 AM (mue7s)

1048 Don't evah jump the cashier counter. Especially don't at McDonalds. Employed manslaughter convicts on parole are prepared to give back more than they get.

What is it about fast food and violence on Moochelle's menu: pay more for smaller servings. Gotta problem with that? You talkin' to me?! Ronald McDonald has his own private army...

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 03:01 AM (lpWVn)

1049 finish shifting compost piles

s☺mej☼e say that three times fast

ah, humus!

Last week my better half brought home a 20 gallon vat of chaff from the local brewery. Until I got it mixed in well with the mulched pampas grass behind the scorched photinias and last week's gully washer finished the job "watering", for a few days the dog shit looked like barley biscuit treats.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 03:19 AM (lpWVn)

1050 Posted by: sickinmass at October 15, 2011 07:13 AM (1rflU)

The headline didn't mention the cashier was being physically assaulted by two, and his response was in self defense, though the effective take no prisoners type. In his defense, this time he didn't pull out a gun like before when he killed his friend when he meant to shoot at his gang's competition at a FAST FOOD COURT.

dumbasses

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 03:26 AM (lpWVn)

1051 Good morning all

Wow scary McDonald's video
Remind me not to visit a McDonald's in Manhattan

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 03:33 AM (s7mIC)

1052 Good Morning Morons, got up this morning and turned on the TV to watch while eating breakfast. Had to turn it back off.

F&F Weekend has to be the most liberal Fox news show, even beating out the awful asshole Sheppard Smith. And on that show is a libtard just as bad as any on NBC; Clayton Morris. Just watched him go on a rampage against PerryÂ’s economic plan. Oh, its all about TexasÂ’s benefit in the oil industry.  And that old standard libtard refrain; it will not produce anything soon, it has to go through all kinds of exploration, permits, drilling etc before anything comes out of it.

Never mind that the exploration is already done, never mind that the largest impediment right now is Obama thugs denying permits despite court order, and never mind that the largest sources of oil and oil industry ARE NO LONGER IN TX.

Also never mind that a large piece of his program is rolling back the EPA which has run amuck.  Yes. PerryÂ’s program will work immediately. The immediate part comes first from confidence in the administration, opening the permits, and rolling back stifling regulation. Then all the other stuff will start to come about.

But all of this is nothing more than Fox and the MFM trying to name our candidate for us. And guess what, once again they appear to be winning, even on Ace of Spades.  And it is not just the few loud Romneybots who I discount. Otherwise rational people have given up on Perry thanks to the efforts of the MFM to marginalize him.  Sure he has stumbled, but that stumbling was mostly designed by the media and the format of these stupid “debates”.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 03:45 AM (M9Ie6)

1053 Vic, you really believe that it's the "debate format" that caused Rick Perry to give such crappy answers?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 03:53 AM (s7mIC)

1054 Vic, you really believe that it's the "debate format" that caused Rick Perry to give such crappy answers?

Yes I do. First they steer all questions away from any relevant issue, that allows one of the other candidates to attack Perry. who then only gets a 30 sec response. But, as I said, he did some of the stumbling on his own. But that has been magnified beyond all proportion.

Combine that with the fact that nobody plays gotcha with Romney at the debates. And before Perry interred the race it was Cain and Bachmann who got all the gotcha questions. When Perry entered it became an all-out effort to marginalize him both in and out of the debates.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 03:59 AM (M9Ie6)

1055 And I will repeat; the overall worth of these debates is just about zero. I was saying that even before Perry got into the fray. I have no idea why the Republican Party and these candidates would agree to do the debates under these rules and with these moderators.

Well, I guess I know one reason, its free air time for some of the candidates with no money.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:01 AM (M9Ie6)

1056 sorry Vic, it wasn't the "debate format" that caused Perry to give the infamous "heartless" answer.  Asking about illegal immigration is a relevant question.

Debate performances are evaluated on a relative basis.  If it was some structural issue like the "format" then one would expect all the candidates to do poorly.  Perry is just not good at debates and it shows.

And before Perry interred the race it was Cain and Bachmann who got all the gotcha questions.

That isn't how I recall it.  Cain was basically ignored.  Bachmann got to play the victim card when the mean meanie T-Paw asked her a tough question.

When Perry entered it became an all-out effort to marginalize him both in and out of the debates.

I don't see this grand conspiracy that you see to undermine Perry.  I think he was asked questions that were reasonable for anyone to be asked and he did poorly.

Even if you exclude the "heartless" response, his answers come off like recited talking points, frankly.  It doesn't appear as if he does well at thinking on his feet.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 04:07 AM (s7mIC)

1057 HI Vic Hope you are feeling good. So many of us include you in our prayers and as part of our things we are grateful for, that. I expect good things for you. The past few days Rush has been strongly hinting that he supports Perry, and really disparaging the RNC and establishment GOP. The transcripts of his show are on his website. At the very least it will show that we are not imagining the bias shown by Fox and the MSM. Don't forget to watch the Lions win their 6th game in a row tomorrow.

Posted by: Chilling the most for perry at October 15, 2011 04:08 AM (6IV8T)

1058 Well I am going to the gym, see you

Be well Vic

Posted by: chemjeff at October 15, 2011 04:11 AM (s7mIC)

1059 OCCUPY occupants' orders are too obvious, broadcast by the MSNBC asshole pining for another Kent State Massacre.

Fight: A man affiliated with the Occupy Wall Street protests tackles a police officer during a march towards Wall Street on Friday after the demonstrators were told they can stay at Zuccotti Park.

Get violent, no matter how many concessions you get, no matter if you get everything you asked for, no matter if you get MORE than you wanted.

scroll down the link to see named Columbia students wasting tuition and the semester wallowing to "learn" from their Union bosses.

It used to be that high school grads joined a union to learn a trade and get "protection" against corporate elitists for stable work. Unions have come up in the world in new ways, accepting only college students as interns, with absolutely NO promise to employ the student agitators in a skilled trade other than clogging sanitation and rioting. It won't be long before the OCCUPY forces play the same games against "Wall Street" as the ATF/FBI played against the Branch Davidians. It's all from the same game book of abusive rules. Begin with "peaceful" passive aggression so as to claiming to have exhausted all diplomacy before forcing the ultimate crisis. And how the media love propagandizing the virtues of Marxist violence and unconstitutional authoritarian responses. Kent State! Kent State!

AS IF shitting in public honors the memory of those who were killed protesting the Vietnam War.

Yes, there were Marxists instigating the Vietnam War Protest movement. Jane Fonda was their poster girl. But it isn't as if the "conservative" Americans who didn't see the wisdom of the Vietnam War were Marxists. Goldwater was no Marxist. Most people protesting the Vietnam War were not endorsing Marxism. They were protesting government fabricated propaganda, they didn't want "another Korea" with military interventionism to build a non-communist nation where communists are the population, AND PROTESTING THE DRAFT since leaving Vietnam on its own certainly didn't decide whether the sun would rise or set in the free world as the domino theory promised would determine our fate.

There is no US Military Draft for OCCUPY to protest. OCCUPY doesn't even care how many US military interventionist wars are underway. OCCUPY endorses every Obama kinetic action since none will apply to themselves. They'll fight Obama's domestic warfare as the private army he promised in his manifesto video initiating his '08 potus primary campaign. Obama's private army includes disgruntled students on payroll (Craigslist), skipping school, absolutely ready to default on student loans, thieving from stores, preparing for rioting to come. NO WONDER the OCCUPY sponsors are promoting taxpayers' "responsibility" to bail-out the AWOL students' loans. It's another "promise" for these nitwits to believe. Drop out of school and conduct our portests/riots and your student loans will be forgiven, and you'll have a network of highly placed references to back your promising Marxist future. The Dollar is Dead. Long Live Marx.

There is NO parallel between the Vietnam War Kent State protest and OCCUPY. No domino effect, either. Only propaganda whole cloth being capitalized at an Egyptian Sale for suckers.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 04:14 AM (lpWVn)

1060 Cain was basically ignored.

Are you forgetting all the attacks and gotchas from Wallace?

As for the "heartless" thing I give that one, bad choice of words, but the whole attack on that "TC dream act" has always been BS. The stuff they were attacking him on about "subsidizing illegals" was an outright lie. He should have called it that and left the "heartless" shit alone.  BUT, again, when you have 30 sec to respond that doesn't leave much time to think through your strategy for an answer. That IS debate format.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:14 AM (M9Ie6)

1061 On the TRex take down. I wonder if an M1 Garand with AP would do the trick. 8 rounds that can go through 3/4 inch steal should be able to do the trick.

Posted by: TheGarbone at October 15, 2011 04:19 AM (O3f8/)

1062 Going back and looking at the Republican primaries I can find us having debates ONLY since the 2008 election.  There was one held between Bush and Reagan but there was much controversy over tht debate because it was originally sponsored by a news organization.

It was thought at the time that a news organization sponsoring political event would not be legal so Reagan paid for it out of this own funds and created a flap by inviting all the candidates.

What changed since then?

Bush refused to participate with the 1%'ers there.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:25 AM (M9Ie6)

1063 Morning all. Looks like a lot of people are sleeping in this am. Question... is Cain pushing his 999 plan as his economy plan?

Posted by: macintx at October 15, 2011 04:27 AM (ucs8Y)

1064 is Cain pushing his 999 plan as his economy plan?

I thought that was obvious?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:28 AM (M9Ie6)

1065 If one of the cob-loggers will put up and open thread I'll post the "doomy news".

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:29 AM (M9Ie6)

1066 its free air time for some of the candidates with no money.

Not much of that air time is spent on the financially broke candidates.

When Perry entered it became an all-out effort to marginalize him both in and out of the debates.

Those are the rules Perry uses as well.

Sure he has stumbled, but that stumbling was mostly designed by the media and the format of these stupid “debates”.

Have Perry's three days until his plan is revealed been fulfilled yet? He's carrying his own stumbling block.

Perry's never been able to debate. People may like/dislike his demeanor, his rhetoric, and his commercials. And to constrict the debate format as is to fit the media's agenda isn't wise, I agree. But tossing debates out since your favorite can't debate would eliminate the baby with the bath water. I read his supporter claiming how well Perry came across after the debate and watched the video post-debate conversation. He didn't illuminate any point further. The only thing "better" about that moment was that his friends were literally surrounding him.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 04:30 AM (lpWVn)

1067 What changed since then?

Bush refused to participate with the 1%'ers there.

That didn't come out right, the sentence order should be reversed.

Bush refused to participate with the 1%'ers there.

What changed since then?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:31 AM (M9Ie6)

1068 1075 I thought that was obvious? I am just puzzled how this could be considered an economic plan when all it does is change the tax system. This cannot be compared to Perry's economic plan at all.

Posted by: macintx at October 15, 2011 04:32 AM (ucs8Y)

1069 But tossing debates out since your favorite can't debate would eliminate the baby with the bath water

You forget, I was tossing out these debates long before Perry entered the race.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:34 AM (M9Ie6)

1070 Took a while to respond. I just lost power and had to wait for the modem to reset.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:35 AM (M9Ie6)

1071 Even if you exclude the "heartless" response, his answers come off like recited talking points, frankly.  It doesn't appear as if he does well at thinking on his feet.

In the debate format there isn't time to give more than talking point answers, or sound bite answers. Look up the Kudlow interview Perry did a couple of days ago. (I think there was a link in the sidebar.) He did much better when he could develop an answer.

Vic, Special Report has something called Center Seat where they have a candidate on with the panel. Bachmann was on last week and last night was an ex-governor whose name escapes me until I have more coffee. (He's polling so low he doesn't qualify for the debates, so he's a no-hoper.) The point is the format, which is miles ahead to the debate format.Both times they've gone to the online show when the on-air time is up. Worth watching for the discussion even if the guest isn't a candidate you'd seriously consider.

Posted by: Retread at October 15, 2011 04:35 AM (HtFr6)

1072 Bachmann was on last week and last night was an ex-governor whose name escapes me until I have more coffee.

Johnson from NM?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:38 AM (M9Ie6)

1073 I read somewhere that Perry has been meeting with Forbes to help craft his tax reform plan. The theory is Forbe's is a big flat tax/fair tax fan. I am thinking a flat tax might get people pretty excited. Easier than the 999 plan.

Posted by: macintx at October 15, 2011 04:42 AM (ucs8Y)

1074 The theory is Forbe's is a big flat tax/fair tax fan. I am thinking a flat tax might get people pretty excited.

I loved Forbe's flat tax plan and was all for him in 1996, but once again we nominated the establishment candidate Dole.

The base went to sleep waiting on Viagra.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:45 AM (M9Ie6)

1075 Johnson from NM?

Yes, so I take it you saw it. He shot himself in the foot over the LRA and SS but they gave him a good chance to explain himself which is why I like the format. Not only beats the debates all the h*ll but it beats the candidates own TV ads format. Having more than one interviewer ask questions is another plus.

Posted by: Retread at October 15, 2011 04:46 AM (HtFr6)

1076 Yes, so I take it you saw it.

I caught part of it. (very small part) Mostly I recognized your comment for former gov and marginal candidate.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:48 AM (M9Ie6)

1077 LOL, I know one way to get a fresh thread. Post the news now on the ONT.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:50 AM (M9Ie6)

1078

Obama's thuggacracy at it again whittling down on gun rights

They want to ban shooting from 100s of thousands of acres of federal land out West. Citing claims of trash and “environmental damage” as an excuse they want to close it all off. Keep in mind that the federal government owns something like 75% of all the land out West.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:50 AM (M9Ie6)

1079

Got the Pa, now we got the Son. hahahahahaha

I suppose Ron Paul will bitch about this one too.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:51 AM (M9Ie6)

1080

Race mongering bigot who called for trashing the Constitution now wants the federal government to hire ALL the unemployed

I guess that is in keeping with his earlier efforts since the Constitution does not give the gov that authority. Not only does he want to hire all the unemployed, he wants to bail out all those socialist Democrat mecas of corruption. They cite $804B cost here which is a damn joke. How about this Jesse Jr. take your plan and stick it up your crooked racist ass.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:51 AM (M9Ie6)

1081 If Perry comes out with a flat tax plan along with his economic plan I am thinking he could really turn this around. Just a thought... comparing Perry's economic plan with Cain's economic plan it is clear who is the governor and who is a businessman.

Posted by: macintx at October 15, 2011 04:52 AM (ucs8Y)

1082

Look out boys, we've being ratted out again

Republicans on the stupid crying Boner committee want the super-committee to overhaul the tax code. If you donÂ’t smell a rat on this folks I still have that condo in FL I am trying to sell. But seriously, this stupid committee full of RINOs is NOT the place to overhaul the “tax code”.  But what is funny is Snowe opposes it. Hey you squishy SOBs, lets make a new committee full of freshmen congressmen elected with support from the Tea Party and let THEM rewrite the tax code. IÂ’ll support that.


Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:52 AM (M9Ie6)

1083

On this day in 1991 Clarence Thomas was confirmed 52-48 with 2 RINOs voting against, 11 Dems voting for, the rest voting against. The commies owned the Senate with 57 but there were Republicans who regularly voted with them like the two that voted against Thomas here. This is how close we came to losing the best justice we have right now. And when in the history of nominations have the Republicans ever put up opposition like this to the hard core communists that the Dems nominate?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:53 AM (M9Ie6)

1084 Baier announced the next couple of guests but not specific dates of appearance. Maybe the high pollers are waiting to see a couple of segments before they commit to appear. Or are saving up the free air time for closer to primary season.

Posted by: Retread at October 15, 2011 04:53 AM (HtFr6)

1085

The Hill kisses Obama's ass and helps in tout the "success" of the auto bailout.

Success??? One wonders how they measure success. We still own half a billion dollars in GM shares, even after giving most of the company to the union and the price of the shares dropping out the bottom once it went back public.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:53 AM (M9Ie6)

1086 Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 08:50 AM (M9Ie6)
Armed peasants have an exaggerated sense of their own importance, thus it is necessary to gradually reduce their ability to defend themselves!
To really run a socialist world economy correctly requires absolute control by those who are genetically or academically suited to be overlords!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 15, 2011 04:54 AM (i3+c5)

1087

LOL, federal magistrate hits Al-Qaeda for $9.3B in property damage

I guess this is the first step in giving insurance companies the ability to seize any assets they can glean. (it may also make some of these “Cair-type” groups think before giving the impression they are aligned with Al Qaeda because it opens them up for civil action).

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:54 AM (M9Ie6)

1088

The stupid - it burns

There are a ton of unanswered questions here, but what kind of stupid parents give a damn baby a bottle of pills to play with as a “rattle”.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:54 AM (M9Ie6)

1089 Templar's top-rated cartridge is a 4-bore Nitro, a bratwurst-sized round with a T.Rx score of 362 that looks like it'd punch through a brick wall. I have one of those in my shorts. It works great, but the Mrs. can bruise easily if she's not careful. Oh, and I sae Johnson getting interviewed on FNC last night. Not quite Ron Paul nuttiness... More like a small cashew or something. Especially on defense, it's easy to see why he's a nobody.

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 15, 2011 04:55 AM (niZvt)

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:55 AM (M9Ie6)

1091 If Perry comes out with a flat tax plan along with his economic plan I am thinking he could really turn this around.

Not sure. It would be red meat to the base like me, but the "moderates" like Ch-Town would go hermatile and the moderators would devolve into a raging ball of goo attacking him.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:57 AM (M9Ie6)

1092 Or are saving up the free air time for closer to primary season.

If we get much "closer" (or they move it up some more) we will actually be in the primaries.

You know NH is talking Dec now?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 04:59 AM (M9Ie6)

1093 On this day in 1991 Clarence Thomas was confirmed 52-48

I read his book a few weeks ago and recommend it for your trips to the 'big city' if you haven't already read it.

Posted by: Retread at October 15, 2011 05:00 AM (HtFr6)

1094 Not sure. It would be red meat to the base like me, but the "moderates" like Ch-Town would go hermatile and the moderators would devolve into a raging ball of goo attacking him. Posted by: Vic You have such a way with words! Well, why is everyone so excited about a 999 plan? I think a flat tax would be an easier sell. And as always thank you for the morning news. Hoping you get a beer or two this weekend.

Posted by: macintx at October 15, 2011 05:01 AM (ucs8Y)

1095 I read his book a few weeks ago and recommend it for your trips to the 'big city' if you haven't already read it.

My grandfather's son : a memoir?

I just checked to see if the library has it yet. 
I checked way back when it first came out and they didn't. They have it now, so I can go down and get it.

Is it all personal stuff, or does he get into how he makes his decisions and his philosophy on the Constitution?

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 05:06 AM (M9Ie6)

1096

Comments section of WFAA.com article:


suzcarter61 said on October 14, 2011 at 3:20 PM

True Story - happened this week : I am a recruiter - just found a 6 month assignment for a lady who I really liked working at a major financial institution. She is a wife and mother and REALLY needed a job. She QUITS on the second day so that she can rejoin the OCCUPY protesters here in Dallas. This makes NO sense to me ... esp. with all the people out there who really NEED a job!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 15, 2011 05:06 AM (0It32)

1097 Hoping you get a beer or two this weekend.

I am hoping tomorrow. They say at least 48 hours after the chemo before I can have anything cold.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 05:08 AM (M9Ie6)

1098 She is a wife and mother and REALLY needed a job. She QUITS on the second day so that she can rejoin the OCCUPY protesters here in Dallas.

These people are INSANE so there will never be any logic.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 05:12 AM (M9Ie6)

1099 I knew it, Drew posts an open thread.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 05:13 AM (M9Ie6)

1100 I knew it, Drew posts an open thread.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 09:13 AM (M9Ie6)

I bet he sat there waiting for you to post everything in the ONT.  Drew's mean like that.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 15, 2011 05:15 AM (X6akg)

1101 Vic, Thomas ends the book with his appointment to the SC as you would expect but he covers both personal and philosophical stuff. It gives good insight into what makes him tick.

Posted by: Retread at October 15, 2011 05:15 AM (HtFr6)

1102 I am just puzzled how this could be considered an economic plan when all it does is change the tax system. This cannot be compared to Perry's economic plan at all. -- macintx

"Comparisons" are meant to note well similarities and differences, as if you didn't know.

If Perry hasn't included Tea Party "lower taxes" in his yet to be revealed platform as he's been touting all this time, there'd be reason to scoff.

One requirement of economic stability, ESPECIALLY during a recession/depression, is knowledge that taxes will NOT INCREASE.

Cain's 999 tax promise is based on "hope" as a method. It is not already tax law and requires Congress to make it so before it is. To date, Cain has no required Congressional block vote to back his plan, required prerequisite. The other two strikes against Cain's 999 are that the rates will inevitably inflate, and worse yet, Americans will be burdened with a NEW FEDERAL SALES TAX.

Until Cain makes public record of his private study, it's not completely verifiable.

Feasibly, 999 could provide all the tax funds for Congressional Spending.
THAT'S A PROBLEM so far as the Tea Party agenda is concerned. Most of our federal government today consists of constitutionally abusive federal authoritarian bureaucratic programs and policies which happen to be very expensive. Furthermore, this Congress and this Administration have pirated Constitutional Governance with a "special congress" quorum of the 12 and two death panels, one overseeing ObamaCare eugenics, and "reset" the other within the Cabinet's inner sanctum, targeting heads of state, politically undesirable US citizens, and whoever else gets in the way for literal assassination at the potus' command. Those are simply two examples from the many corruptions that deeply offend conservative Americans who are on the DHS Janet Napolitano list targeting constitutional adherents. Why should voters endorse a new federal sales tax to fund the mounting abuses from unconstitutional federal bloat?

What the RNC, Republican Leadership and political candidates need is an early season convention to build the big tent platform that voters have been mandating: the Tea Party agenda for smaller government, cut spending and cut taxes. As is, we're stuck with the status quo, RNC Republican Leadership and political candidates deemed electable by those holding the party purse strings who want the abuses of power and who promote the augmentation of abuses of power for themselves. And the voters are not "qualified" to be heard by the elitists who are above it all, who are not bound by the laws they themselves impose upon the voters. No candidate is the messiah. And if gleaning the best from each candidate's agenda is what would work functionally with the necessary congressional votes to enact, then it's Newt.

Those who say that the campaign field needs immediate clearing are wrong, imo. Right now, the field needs to ripen. It takes exposure and time to analyze every program and subsequent outcomes. Refuse to accept ANYTHING at face value, especially advertisements. My gripe is that early voting states rape the rest of us.

Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 05:17 AM (lpWVn)

1103 Continuing the debate on the new open thread folks.

Posted by: Vic at October 15, 2011 05:22 AM (M9Ie6)

1104  "And to constrict the debate format as is to fit the media's agenda isn't wise, I agree."

I doubt you'd disagree in principle that debate is a civilized format for verbal competition in the battle of ideas.

Vic #1080 I didn't forget, nor did I question your timing. But face it, if Perry were magnificent in debate, you'd be crowing. He's carrying his own baggage, just like every other candidate.

As potus, see Perry enabling US tax funded globalist banking bail-outs and the bail-out of the EU and Euro. Where in the Bilderberg Group would you find otherwise? Perry already functions promoting the NAFTA no-borders corporatism curtailing "American" business penalized with regulations/fees, enabling globalist industry that includes drug and human smuggling and empowerment of cartels and massive VIOLENT crime.

There's an image that helps clarify the effective ability of a world leader given face to face confrontational-diplomatic dialog with Putin and other Communists. Sure, Perry fans will laud Quickdraw McDraw as if that's realistically desirable, let alone what's best for American international relations. Despite the pedantic desire to annihilate opponents, "Anything But Reset" of itself doesn't qualify Go Perry! any more than it qualifies Santorum's self endorsement. "I'll go to war with China!"


Posted by: didn't take long at October 15, 2011 05:51 AM (lpWVn)

1105

"techno fag and the A-cup special"

BAND NAME!

Posted by: That guy who's always late to ONTs at October 15, 2011 10:17 AM (EBSfv)

1106 Teh puppehs....they make me happy teh puppehs...

Posted by: cruella deville at October 15, 2011 05:50 PM (YeZCS)

1107


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