September 29, 2011
— Open Blogger
Ah yes, the evolution of a Liberal. Scary.
Evenin' all. It's time for the ONT.
This was a pretty good read last night. Chicks With Guns.
Pop quiz: Name one accessory that grandmothers, moms, girls, wealthy socialites, middle-class females and low-income women might be likely to own — and cherish — all across America.If you answered “a gun,” you’d be correct.
Based on polling research and gun-sale statistics, an estimated 15 million to 20 million women in the United States own their own firearms.
I can't believe Pamela (picture #7 in the slideshow) has a .454 Casull. That's some heavy duty firepower there. Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
The stoopid is strong with these ladies. I hated NOT being able to pump my own gas when I passed through Oregon and New Jersey. In Sicily, they'd rip you off if you weren't paying attention. They'd pretend to be filling up your tank when they were actually filling up a container.
Redneck Repairs
Don't try some of these at home. Ah, who am I kidding? I guarantee you we all have done something like these. Here are 25 Example Of Redneck Ingenuity.
The Worst Products For Men
There are some strange products out there for men. I had no idea that there was even a market for a chest hair toupee. Seriously. WTF? I guess it's better than going the Eric Cartman route as he did with Scott Tenorman's pubes to make a beard. Here are The 10 Worst Products For Men. Scary.
While some men shave or laser their chest to achieve a smooth, hairless look, other, naturally smooth chested men, pine for a manly carpet of chair. For these men, the chest hair toupee was invented. Available in black, brown, or gray, these chest pieces are made of real human hair. How do you even apply this thing? Glue? Tape? At any rate it is perfect for its target audience: middle-age men who like to wear halfway unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts and yet are lacking the tuft of hair sticking out that is necessary to complement their gold chain necklaces.
The Good, The Bad, And Ugly
This came out a few years ago but it's still pretty cool. It is a remix of Ennio Morricone's The Ectasy Of Gold.
Not A Good First Date
Ouch. Man Shoots Self On First-Date. Somebody was playin' with their gun in the car when they should've been playin' around with their date. That would've ended with a happy ending I'm sure.
A-10 Doin' What It Does Best
Pretty riveting video from an A-10 supporting some US troops on the ground in what sounds like a very heavy firefight.
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Posted by: studly at September 29, 2011 06:00 PM (CFhHo)
He has a great life story and this is a chance for him to reach a new audience.
Posted by: Jose at September 29, 2011 06:01 PM (WTNJJ)
Posted by: studly at September 29, 2011 06:02 PM (CFhHo)
You mis-spelled it.
It is spelled "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: fluffy loves his job at September 29, 2011 06:02 PM (4Kl5M)
I'm drinking a strawberry smothie and listening to the new Opeth.
You have been notified.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:04 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ben at September 29, 2011 06:04 PM (tEGzl)
ItÂ’s common to be annoyed about people who are famous who donÂ’t deserve to be. TheyÂ’re not hard to find, are they, Tori S.?
ItÂ’s less common to be annoyed about finding that people whom you regard as having earned their fame, arenÂ’t as well-known as you thought and assumed they were.
Which is my way of introducing an article in a Brit paper that refers to the director of the upcoming Avengers movie, which I will see in the theater no matter what any reviewer says, as “Joss Wheldon.”
Do the Brits not know about Buffy and Angel and Firefly? Do they unaccountably fail to appreciate the majesty that is Joss WhedonÂ’s oevre?
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2011 06:05 PM (2IW5Q)
can't really stay awake for tonight's ONT
I was paid a visit by Captain Al Cohol at the Texas Roadhouse earlier
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:05 PM (s7mIC)
Charlotte police said the couple returned to the man's car after eating Tuesday at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on Fairview Road and the man's gun, which was in the car, somehow went off and shot the man, The Charlotte Observer reported Wednesday.
I've heard about figuratively shooting yourself in the foot on a first date, but this ridiculous! I doubt the gun "went off" on its own. Given that women covet guns, as per the Chicks with Guns story, the fool was probably waiving his piece around in a vain attempt to impress his date when he accidentally pulled the trigger.
Too bad the wound wasn't higher on his leg, thus preventing transfer of his poor gun safety techniques to the next generation. And if I was his date, he wouldn't be getting another one after that lame stunt.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:05 PM (c0A3e)
Call me silly, but I would SWEAR that I remember hearing this same speech by Bambi either earlier this year or maybe it was last year. All I know is, when I heard those phrases, I thought "TOTUS is doing re-runs now?"
Unfortunately, I can't find that other speech anywhere.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 29, 2011 06:06 PM (0xqzf)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 10:05 PM (s7mIC)
Heh. The dude is like everywhere!
Posted by: CDR M at September 29, 2011 06:06 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Picric at September 29, 2011 06:08 PM (D1ONH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 10:05 PM (s7mIC)
Bullshit pull up your panties, grab another beer and grab a gallon of gasoline so we can light some fires.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:08 PM (F79HU)
Oh, and DD#1 is on temporary assignment up in the NE; lives in Philly, but works in NJ. I seem to recall her saying that she isn't ALLOWED to pump her own gas at the gas stations in NJ (I could be mistaken, but I think that's what she said.....).
It was quite a shock for a Texas gal; my bet is that the station operators have it in state regulations so that they can charge more to their customers....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 29, 2011 06:08 PM (0xqzf)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at September 29, 2011 06:09 PM (rZZA3)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 29, 2011 06:10 PM (9S8mx)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 06:11 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Jose at September 29, 2011 10:01 PM (WTNJJ)
Herman Cain seems like a really great guy and I look forward to that Leno interview.
I'd love to see him president if for just one reason, just so that when he's escorting Obama out of the White House Cain smacks him on the back of the head and says, "Go on nah, git!"
I'd lol hard.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:11 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:11 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: museisluse at September 29, 2011 06:11 PM (4Lj43)
I think I just got scammed.
Went into a men's tailor shop this afternoon. I saw a sign that advertised a great deal on suits.
Bought two and then the ticket came. 110 in alteration charges.
Nice.
Posted by: journolist at September 29, 2011 06:12 PM (734Ld)
I'm drinking a strawberry smothie and listening to the new Opeth.
You have been notified.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:04 PM (F79HU)
They are really tight live. Good show.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 06:12 PM (nxptv)
Heh, you're welcome. How are things with you?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
They are really tight live. Good show.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 10:12 PM (nxptv)
I've never seen 'em live but I have the Lamentations DVD and, yeah, they're tighter than a 14 year old virgin.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:14 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2011 10:12 PM (zw+pb)
I'll have the vibrator and onion salad. That just doesn't sound right.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 06:15 PM (nxptv)
How're things with you?Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:16 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:14 PM (F79HU)
That's a myth. There's no such thing as a 14 yr old virgin.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 06:16 PM (nxptv)
Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at September 29, 2011 06:16 PM (UqKQV)
Carry on.
Posted by: fluffy loves his fucking job at September 29, 2011 10:00 PM (4Kl5M)
My sentiments exactly, fluffy! I just popped in and was thinking about how I look back wistfully on my long period of unemployment when I could just Ace the day away. Ah, what are you gonna do, it's always something?
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:17 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: lauraw at September 29, 2011 06:17 PM (DbybK)
Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 29, 2011 10:08 PM (0xqzf)
Can't speak for NJ. But in Washington state, you can't pump your own gas either.
This stupid law was passed as a jobs bill. Meaning that thousands, nay MILLIONS of jobs would be created by making the gas stations hire gas pumpers.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 06:18 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 10:16 PM (nxptv)
Dude...come on...lie to me at least. Don't just go crushing my dreams like that.
Posted by: Robert, or as the Japanese say, hentai at September 29, 2011 06:18 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jose at September 29, 2011 06:18 PM (WTNJJ)
Kinda cool shooting it indoors with handloads. The fireball that comes out of that thing with full powered loads is massive.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 29, 2011 06:19 PM (SY2Kh)
That's all good.
What kind of horse? I've ridden on exactly one horse my whole life, but that brief experience was fun.Life is going okay, nothing I can't handle.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Don't be silly, they're otherwise known as "boys."
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:19 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:21 PM (HjxoE)
I'd love to see him president if for just one reason, just so that when he's escorting Obama out of the White House Cain smacks him on the back of the head and says, "Go on nah, git!"
I'd lol hard.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:11 PM (F79HU)
I'd pay cash money to see that.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 06:23 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: robtr at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (HjxoE)
There...I said it. Am I the first?
Posted by: Marybel at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (Hic+o)
I think the vast majority of teenagers should be forbidden from engaging in decadence.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (rZZA3)
Posted by: Mitchell at September 29, 2011 06:24 PM (rie4G)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:25 PM (HjxoE)
That's a myth. There's no such thing as a 14 yr old virgin.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 10:16 PM (nxptv)
Wait a second, I was older than......
......
......I was always the last pick at team sports, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 06:25 PM (kaalw)
A former Costa Mesa resident who killed her husband and cooked and ate parts of his body nearly 20 years ago is scheduled to appear before a parole board. Omaima Aree Nelson is seeking early release from her sentence of 27 years to life for murdering William E. Nelson, 56, over Thanksgiving weekend in 1991.
"This is probably one of the most egregious mutilations we've ever had," Senior Deputy Dist. Atty. Randy Pawloski, who prosecuted the case, told the Daily Pilot. "It is one of the most gruesome and notorious crimes ever committed in Orange County."
The hearing for Nelson, an Egyptian model who immigrated to the U.S. in 1986, is scheduled for Wednesday at Chowchilla State Prison in Central California, where she's incarcerated.
Nelson was in her 20s when she killed her husband three decades her senior and dismembered and cooked parts of his body in their Costa Mesa apartment. The couple had been married about a month.
"To honor and obey. To have and to hold -- the pickles and extra mayo please."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 29, 2011 06:25 PM (EeYDk)
Stoopid liberals, like making gas pumper jobs really is cool.
saving gas pumper jobs? realy and you run a political campaign on that?
Posted by: jake at September 29, 2011 06:26 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:26 PM (s7mIC)
Jersey Girls Don't Pump Gas
Yeah, but in the end, the girls went "Whoo!"
And that's all that really matters.
Hot chicks going "Whoo!"
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 06:26 PM (Y2WVW)
One of the fastest growing magazines in the country, guess the name?
http://tinyurl.com/4l7ngu
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 06:26 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: MissTammy at September 29, 2011 10:22 PM (SsG4J)
No, no, no, I didn't mean to imply that. Overall, I'm fine - just a few small bumps along the path of finishing things here on my end.
Thank you for your concern though.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:27 PM (HjxoE)
it's really dumb
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:27 PM (s7mIC)
There...I said it. Am I the first?
Not sure, but you could try again for good measure.
Yep, Barack Obama is STILL a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 06:28 PM (4Kl5M)
I have had one of the more productive weeks than I've had in a long time
plus, tomorrow is payday
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:28 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 10:24 PM (c0A3e)
I agree, although I believe a significant percentage of the little succubi would take you to task on that, my friend.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:29 PM (/ybwc)
I'd pay cash money to see that.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 10:23 PM (kaalw)
Herman Cain could win 100% of the black vote. Why? Because Herman Cain is the cranky old grandpa everyone wants.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:29 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:29 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:30 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 06:30 PM (aD5Kx)
Alright. The thesis structure is pretty much set, all that remains is the flesh it out more (I have a terrible habit of simplifying information too much).
How's the teaching coming along?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:31 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:31 PM (fyOgS)
And sexy coeds wanting you to sex their butt?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:32 PM (F79HU)
It was a good try, Marybel, but with steevy on the job...
steevy's commitment to the cause is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2011 06:33 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:32 PM (F79HU)
heh - that doesn't happen until final exams time, when they say "I'll do anything to pass this class"
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:34 PM (s7mIC)
Novemberish..hopefully.
No, just continue to call me the God of War.
. Seriously, the only "real" Drs out there are the MDs - they truly deserve that honorific. 86 Kratos are the leaves changing yet in your area? Or is it too early.
It's still too early. The leaves start changing by mid-October, normally. The colors should be impressive this year with all the rain we got, providing the trees didn't suffer too much from the excessive rain.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:34 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: alexthedude at September 29, 2011 06:35 PM (3L0Bq)
Posted by: Red Greenberg at September 29, 2011 06:36 PM (I/MzF)
Posted by: alexthedude at September 29, 2011 06:36 PM (3L0Bq)
I couldn't really figure out what was happening with A-10 vidoe, but if jihadis were getting toasted, it was all good.
I like the one where the bearded geniuses try to hide behind a tree and get picked off like carnival ducks.
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2011 06:37 PM (zw+pb)
and then of course to pay for it you have to hand your card over to the gas pump guy...
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:37 PM (s7mIC)
(I have a terrible habit of simplifying information too much).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 10:30 PM (c0A3e)
*****
Sounds like a strength to me.
What are you studying?
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 06:37 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 10:30 PM (s7mIC)
LOL!!! And, just for the record, I am not "gray," Mr. Swankypants.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:38 PM (/ybwc)
It took 91 comments before any A-10 love. WTF??? The Warthog Olympics in Myrtle Beach back in the day were awesome.
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 06:38 PM (Jc1dP)
The leaves start changing by mid-October, normally.
Thanks...so Halloween should be pretty good viewing.
Ha Ha Kratos gettin' all these questions fired at him.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 06:38 PM (aD5Kx)
......
......I was always the last pick at team sports, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 10:25 PM (kaalw)
Maybe it was the tentacles. A girl needs to be a bit older to appreciate all the possibilities.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 06:39 PM (nxptv)
alexthedude at September 29, 2011 10:36 PM (3L0Bq)
***
Very true. I thought that myself.
But at least they said "Whoo!" at the end. And were hot.
All the rest is just periphery and ephemra.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 06:39 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:39 PM (fyOgS)
(I have a terrible habit of simplifying information too much).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 10:30 PM (c0A3e)
*****
Sounds like a strength to me.
What are you studying?
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 10:37 PM (Y2WVW)
Sounds like a strength to me, too. Present the idea in the simplest way possible, prove it out, and cite the details in further exposition or footnotes.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 06:39 PM (kaalw)
heh - that doesn't happen until final exams time, when they say "I'll do anything to pass this class"
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 10:34 PM (s7mIC)
I want your job.
Head gets you a just passing grade.
Sex gets you a C.
Good sex gets you a B.
Anal gets you an A+.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 06:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 29, 2011 10:25 PM (EeYDk)
Yeah.... Baby.... take me in your mouth.... NO.. I didn't mean that!!!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2011 06:40 PM (NtXW4)
I am close to tears just thinking about it.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:40 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:41 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 06:42 PM (WkuV6)
That would be 1300 rounds shot at 4200 rounds per minute shooting depleted uranium shells.
http://tinyurl.com/37bf3cf
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 06:43 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:43 PM (/ybwc)
Maybe it was the tentacles. A girl needs to be a bit older to appreciate all the possibilities.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 29, 2011 10:39 PM (nxptv)
Maybe that's why I've never hooked up with a girl younger than I was.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 06:43 PM (kaalw)
I get so sick of looking at that ugly freak with the weird eyes every time I reload.
And the one with all the ink next to her.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 06:44 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:44 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2011 06:45 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:45 PM (HjxoE)
How about a Nock volley gun instead?
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 06:45 PM (UbPic)
The guy who shot himself in NC? Yeah, he had to take his hardware off to go into the restaurant because here in the Tarheel State you can't go armed anywhere alcohol is sold to be consumed on the premises.
We're trying to change that.
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 06:45 PM (yh0zB)
Sounds like a strength to me.
Too much simplification is bad. It's about balance - you want enough information to get your audience to speed so that they realize and understand the point and significance of your work, but not so much that you go off on unneeded tangents. Y-not, who has a prodigious amount of experience reading though primary publications, grants, and proposals, mentioned a while ago that there is a tenancy of younger scientists to over-state their work and make it too "wordy".
What are you studying?
Biochemistry. In particular, proteases.
Okay, I'm boring. Please, somebody talk about something more interesting!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:46 PM (HjxoE)
It was that way the last time I was there as well. You see how here how that policy prepares the yungins for the real world.
Posted by: As If! at September 29, 2011 06:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at September 29, 2011 06:48 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:48 PM (fyOgS)
Yeah probably. They use to have an A-10 base at Myrtle Beach, but they closed it. After the first Gulf war they flew up and down the strand to standing cheers and some topless babes I suspect.
Really cool. Some are stationed at Shaw so we sometimes still see them. Not often, there are not many left and I suspect they are all on duty.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 06:49 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2011 06:49 PM (fyOgS)
School threats spread to northern Mexico
Either this is a hoax or the cartels are growing even more bolder. Which is why we shouldn't be arming them via "Gunwalker" schemes.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
Good luck with your horse. I've never had good luck with the bastards and I grew up with them. They've tried to bite me (on my HEAD), some asshole of a mule tried to roll over (when I rode him back in) and CRUSH me once. So, while I envy those who are partial to them, I pretty much hold the damn creatures in a very low esteem.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 06:52 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 06:53 PM (aD5Kx)
Just go home Rick, you are a loser.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 06:53 PM (eInKA)
That would be 1300 rounds shot at 4200 rounds per minute shooting depleted uranium shells.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 10:43 PM (eInKA)
They can bring the hate.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 06:53 PM (x3YFz)
Guy a mile away died the other day; he learned wrenching like that, and owned his own station when he was 20, in 1967. Spent 40 years just wallowing in the car life, hundreds of friends, nice car collection, solid citizen, retired before he was 60. Luck of the draw, he died young.
Now, if you think you want to be a mechanic, you have to do well enough in high school to get into a tech program at CC, and then you're a wage-slave to Mr. Goodwrench, running codes. That' what we lost when we started pumping our own gas.
Not my mechanic, though. He runs a hot-rod shop with his dad. High school seriously interfered with his education, so he quit. Until my kid got into the advanced part of computer engineering, my mechanic was the best practical programmer I knew. As long as internal combustion stays legal, he has a career. He does have trouble finding reliable employees, though. The tech-school guys can't cut it, and kids from the neighborhood are only educable until they discover the pipe. Where do they get on the pipe? At school, naturally. He's a little bitter about that.
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 06:53 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 10:52 PM (/ybwc)
On a steel horse I ride...
I have ridden flesh and blood ones, but I do prefer the mechanical ones. No, not the ones you feed with quarters outside of the Wal-Mart, wise-ass (cause I know somebody would have smarted off).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 06:54 PM (yh0zB)
Sounds like you've had a terrible time with them. If you're ever out my way, I won't make you ride, deal
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:55 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 06:57 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 06:57 PM (UbPic)
don't they turn around and come back, about 80 feet off the deck, and give me a wing waggle, I almost wet myself it was so cool.
I got a wiggle once going about 110 MPH down SC 341, which is not far from Shaw AFB, they buzzed me and I guess realized how fast I as going, I flashed my lights and they came back around even lower.
Scared the shit out of me, but like you said sooo cool. Glad they are on our side.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 06:57 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 10:53 PM (NA+Ul)
Things have changed, I went to Johnson Motors Outboard Motor School in Waukegan, Ill when I was 14 and became a certified mechanic. Worked summers an weekends during school working on outboards. Drove my dads tractor to work because it was legal to drive without a license.
Posted by: robtr at September 29, 2011 06:57 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 10:53 PM (NA+Ul)
One of the best cars I ever owned was an 82 Dodge Rampage (shut up). I paid 50 bucks for it because the Dodge mechanics couldn't diagnose a bad pick-up coil. It didn't have an OBD-II port, you see, so the computer couldn't run a diagnostic on it and tell them what was wrong with it.
I figured it out with a multimeter. My grand-daddy was a heavy equipment Seabee in Dubya Dubya Eye Eye and taught my dad everything. Then he decided he didn't want his kids to be Sailors or mechanics, so my uncle grew up not knowing how to change his own oil.
I'm sure I was a great disappointment to my grand-daddy, God rest his soul.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 06:59 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)
Just go home Rick, you are a loser.
I saw a Santorum bumper sticker on a car in Nashua, NH this morning. It was a state legislator license plate.
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 07:00 PM (4Kl5M)
That right there. Good mechanics are getting so rare these days. I've got these guys . . . oddly enough, they are in Beverly Hills where the grandfather set up shop in 1929 (they own the building), and still a family operation. They are amazing and I count them as a blessing in my life.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 07:00 PM (/ybwc)
Yeah, but back then if you knew how to rebuild a carburetor, set the distributor points and change a starter, you were a mechanic. Now with everything computerized and a million sensors it's a bit more difficult to pick things up on the fly.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 29, 2011 07:00 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 10:57 PM (UbPic)
one in every crowd...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:00 PM (yh0zB)
Yep, 87 here, going to cool down tomorrow, wifey is running in half marathon on Saturday. I'll be watching.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 07:00 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 29, 2011 11:00 PM (SY2Kh)
And that's why the parts-replacers these days have those little pocket diagnostic machines. They are completely lost without them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:01 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 07:03 PM (HjxoE)
Bridge to Bridge in G'town? I'm at the beach to! Always been a south end girl.
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 07:03 PM (Jc1dP)
Too much simplification is bad. It's about balance - you want enough information to get your audience to speed so that they realize and understand the point and significance of your work, but not so much that you go off on unneeded tangents.
Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 10:46 PM (c0A3e)
********
Feh. Four legs good. Two legs bad. That's all I need to know.
It was good enough for my grand pappy, Ed "The Boxer" Equis, and it's good enough for me.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 07:03 PM (Y2WVW)
One in every crowd, for cryin' out loud
Why was it always turning out to be me...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:04 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 07:05 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 07:06 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:07 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2011 11:05 PM (WkuV6)
Neither do I, I got tired of being under the damn things all the time. I still have the old 62 C-10 though.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:07 PM (yh0zB)
How're things with you?
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 10:16 PM (HjxoE)
sounds awesome to me
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 07:08 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 07:09 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 11:00 PM
Probably Persians or Armenians. Always one in the family who knows how to fix cars or cut hair
SCOAMF probably wants to make it mandatory for a station employee to pump your gas so he can unionize them, or give lots of jobs to Middle Eastern immigrants
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 07:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 29, 2011 11:00 PM (SY2Kh)
As long as you know the right phone numbers, I think you can find anything you need to know on myfacesites.com. Or Gooble.com. Oh for the love of God, I forget which.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2011 07:10 PM (FBr/C)
Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 11:07 PM (Zgfnd)
Naw... I brain farted. I meant Oregon.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 07:10 PM (Y2WVW)
That was kind of a problem for me when I first hit Oregon when I was driving from CA to WA. Thought this one attendant was gonna slug me, he got so mad and was yelling so loudly!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:10 PM (Zgfnd)
Yes, they were probably pointing at the Jersey plates and laughing, I would too
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 07:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 29, 2011 10:53 PM (aD5Kx)
that's coolness right there. We live just east of Fort Carson, and we get myriad traffic between there, the academy and Peterson. F-22s, the occasional F-18 with an IFE, U/MH-60s, boatloads of C-130s loaded with jumpers, a few V-22s.
I still miss the sound of an F-4 taking off though...
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 07:14 PM (x3YFz)
They are regular ol' white people, very nice ones too. Although the business-manager dude is some kind of (totally American) Asian-ish. You should think about denouncing your self for your racist remarks.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 07:14 PM (/ybwc)
Love what you said earlier about your daughter still calling you mommy. They grow up too fast and it's great to be able to hang on to the sweetness a bit longer.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:15 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 07:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
Yeah, bridge to bridge. It the first and it's only a half, BUT damn those bridges are steep. The IP bridge comes at mile 11, so I am guesses she'll walk that sucker. They are actually selling beer at the awards ceremony, pretty wild for G Town. Picked the wrong month to be on a diet. Wait it Sat be a new month, Oh, boy!
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 07:17 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 07:18 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:18 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 10:30 PM (s7mIC)
that looks like me while i was really sick!
Im so glad im feeling better
i worked and washed a horse today
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 07:19 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 07:20 PM (HjxoE)
So one day in '82 I was using dad's antique impulse-power timing light (ran off the spark plug jolt--it was antique when he got it) to set my racing Alfa; the battery was charging hard, a spark struck off the lead wire, and the sumbitch blew up in my face. Worst part, a little piece of battery case plastic flew under the fuel injector drive belt and slipped one, just one, cog. After I got my vision back, I couldn't get the car to start for the longest time.
I've remained a little leery of hydrogen fuel. It does burn clean, though.
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 07:20 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 11:14 PM
I don't care, the best mechanic I ever had was an Armenian who knew his stuff and was honest as a boy scout. The station owner was a good guy too
Almost always had a Persian or Armenian woman cutting my hair in CA. In NJ they were almost always Italians. Here they're various European ethnic groups
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 07:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:20 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 29, 2011 07:21 PM (HjxoE)
I'm just glad my last comment didn't multiple post. It's one thing to have people think you're an idiot, and it's another to prove it by posting the same thing 5 times in a row!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:21 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 11:20 PM (c0A3e)
Faptain America.
Good work, Lad.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:22 PM (4CSeG)
@173
My kitchen window gives me the perfect view of F-16's finishing a touch-n-go, heading out over the ocean. My kids tell me every time they hear that roar, "That's the sound of freedom!"
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 07:23 PM (Jc1dP)
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 11:20 PM (4CSeG)
You need to convince your neighbors that you aren't from that maw of the lost and the damned. Can you pull off a Tuscon accent?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 07:23 PM (c0A3e)
That, and the sound of a sobbing hippie being washed with a water cannon and Ajax.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:24 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 07:24 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2011 07:25 PM (9Lm5R)
I make a pretty convincing Bullhead City redneck.
Besides, when they see my tattoo it leaves no doubt what side I'm on.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:25 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at September 29, 2011 07:25 PM (NRygI)
You own a sybian?
Posted by: Alex at September 29, 2011 07:28 PM (r9Nf8)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 29, 2011 07:28 PM (/izg2)
They love pudding cups too. :-)
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 11:26 PM (Jc1dP)
They just can't figure out why they keep finding the almost full ones with the hairs in them...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:30 PM (yh0zB)
Just a quick question, if the government forced you to have sex with the bitch, could you deduct that on your income tax?
The thought is making me nauseous.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at September 29, 2011 07:30 PM (eInKA)
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:30 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 11:29 PM (s7mIC)
They made a suck-ass commercial with killer robots. It would have been a better commercial if the robots had just blasted the fuck outta them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2011 07:32 PM (cFnO+)
Posted by: Alex at September 29, 2011 07:32 PM (r9Nf8)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 29, 2011 07:33 PM (9S8mx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:33 PM (yh0zB)
The sound of freedom! I don't think anyone has seen that ad since sonic booms were legal -- and yet you still hear the slogan. That's air power.
British Bridal Lingerie at the Goring Hotel? O, those wacky Windsors. It's all rather modest, actually. Can those ladies be English? Hmm.
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 07:33 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2011 07:34 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:34 PM (Zgfnd)
@208
Hmmmmm..my kids know know not to eat an unopened pudding cup, and damn, Mommy is a moronette...what pubic hairs?
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 07:35 PM (Jc1dP)
You are a god among mortals. As soon as our broke asses get up to Idaho and get above water again I am going on a shopping spree.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:35 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2011 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)
Wow, that's impressive! Very, very impressive.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 07:37 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 29, 2011 11:33 PM (9S8mx)
okay I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way
it seems like there's just a lot of people there who like to launch into idiotic polemics
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 07:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 11:21 PM (c0A3e)
I will be pissed till i no longer have to take the meds that make me so sick and feel so twirly. The pain is very dealable now.
tomorrow we will see how i feel. Tonight is my last dose.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 07:38 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2011 07:39 PM (h5Nax)
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 11:33 PM (NA+Ul)
Nah. THIS is air power!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:39 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mindy at September 29, 2011 07:40 PM (0RSSz)
OK, so she needs the protection, I get that. I think she's trying to get those thousand-dollar bracelets she was seen wearing last week off the minds of the people in America who are struggling.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:40 PM (Zgfnd)
Hmmmmm..my kids know know not to eat an unopened pudding cup, and damn, Mommy is a moronette...what pubic hairs?
Posted by: KelliD at September 29, 2011 11:35 PM (Jc1dP)
Oops, sorry, thought you were talking about sobbing hippies being hosed down with water cannons and Ajax...that's what I get for not paying attention.
Yes, I lurves my evil black rifle. It makes hippies cry.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: owlpellets at September 29, 2011 07:42 PM (P9Fq6)
Let's just say she has poor impulse control, and leave it at that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2011 07:42 PM (/7hoP)
Good Evening from the Arizona Stronghold of my Apache Brothers.
I'm sorry to intrude, and would not ordinarily do so, except that I know that there are some Jarheads and other caring Veterans on here at night. And also, no small number of God fearing good folk.
Tonight I learned of the passing of a dear friend of many years. A man who was a second Dad to me, ( a humble doggie).
Please say a prayer for the family of a China Marine, Loren (Cap) Varvais.
Thanks internet friends, God Bless.
Posted by: solitary knight at September 29, 2011 07:42 PM (+vJwb)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2011 11:39 PM (h5Nax)
ha...reminds me of a joke...he said he thinks he knows you!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:42 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Alex at September 29, 2011 07:44 PM (r9Nf8)
Posted by: owlpellets at September 29, 2011 11:42 PM (P9Fq6)
I kind of like "Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure" myself.
Oohrah Devil Dog. Rest in peace.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:44 PM (yh0zB)
One thousand fifty feet is not a runway. 1050' is par three --USAF
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 07:44 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 07:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Mindy at September 29, 2011 07:45 PM (0RSSz)
I am pleased to announce that the word (?) SCoaMF was used for the first time in a comment at the Seattle Times tonight. It was at this story: http://tinyurl.com/68c8h6e And I said this:
Ha, ha, ha. All of you very silly people who thought Congress was going to rescue you with their banking and finance reform law, guess what? The bank bases its business on making a certain amount of money. Congress said they could no longer charge Fee A, which was part of their business plan. Therefore the banks will now charge Fee B. This was absolutely inevitable and I take a great deal of pleasure in telling foolish progressive "I told you so."
This was completely and absolutely inevitable. Congress doesn't understand a single solitary thing about economics or business - this is what comes from letting lawyers make the rules. They have no clue about how business works and Congresscritters mostly think that all charges made by business are purely arbitrary and capricious.
Don't blame BofA for this. This extra fee was brought to you by the Congress of the United States of America and the SCoaMF who signed the bill into law.
So far, I don't think anyone has looked it up because no one's head has appeared to explode but I am nevertheless proud to have played a tiny role in spreading the word.
You may now resume regular programming as I have to go to bed.
Posted by: Tonestaple at September 29, 2011 07:45 PM (7ZLNk)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2011 07:45 PM (h5Nax)
you aren't solitary tonight, we're all thinking of you & your departed friend
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 07:46 PM (s7mIC)
You could help facilitate her withdrawal by helping her move out,
.Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 07:47 PM (c0A3e)
#244, OK, I laughed out loud at definition #3. Wasn't expecting it.
Now, those first 2 definitions fit our current prez to a T. I'm sticking with SCOAMF, though.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 07:47 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: owlpellets at September 29, 2011 11:42 PM (P9Fq6)
Bwahahahaha!
I don't even know what that means but its funny!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 29, 2011 07:48 PM (/izg2)
Done, solitary knight, and condolences on your loss. May he rest in peace.
Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2011 07:48 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: comatus at September 29, 2011 11:44 PM (NA+Ul)
1050' is not a runway. It's the whole f'n AIRPORT!
If you want the moron horde you can't bitch when the cops get called three times in one night, your coffee table gets used as a launching lever, and your daughter loses her virginity x6 in one night. I don't think Breitbart is ready for all that.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2011 11:45 PM (h5Nax)
Otherwise known on the ONT as Tuesday...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:48 PM (yh0zB)
Well done. Make sure to do your daily pilgrimage to Urban Dictionary to thumbs-up SCoaMF.
together, we can make a difference!
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:49 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Alex at September 29, 2011 07:51 PM (r9Nf8)
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 11:44 PM (UbPic)
Definition two, change "Bush" to "Obama" and they have it nailed.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:51 PM (yh0zB)
May your Friend rest easy in halls filled with good brave men and women.
May he spend eternity looking back on worthy deeds and happy times surrounded by love and peace.
May he save us all a good fishing spot on God's river bank.
Prayers to you and yours as well.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:52 PM (4CSeG)
Speaking of blasting the fuck outta things, my pistol grip came in yesterday and now my AK is complete. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 11:33 PM (yh0zB)
******
Looks real nice. Would you like to sell it to us? We can pay cash. No paperwork needed.
--ATF
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 07:52 PM (Y2WVW)
twatwaffles.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:52 PM (yh0zB)
Tonight I learned of the passing of a dear friend of many years. A man who was a second Dad to me, ( a humble doggie).
Please say a prayer for the family of a China Marine, Loren (Cap) Varvais.
Thanks internet friends, God Bless.
Posted by: solitary knight at September 29, 2011 11:42 PM (+vJwb)
Prayer said. May your friend be blessed and enter into the invisible Corps of Heaven, under the command of Righteousness Itself. He will always be young and never suffer another moment of pain or weakness, as we know it in this life.
I had a man like raise me.
I am so sorry for your loss. Over 20 years hasnt filled the hole he left in my world by his passing.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 07:53 PM (QNeKQ)
Are you gonna bitch all night?
Shut yer twatwaffle.
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 07:55 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:55 PM (4CSeG)
Looks real nice. Would you like to sell it to us? We can pay cash. No paperwork needed.
--ATF
HA!!! Check it, and NO you can't have one! They're SOLD OUT! But if you beg, he might make more...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:56 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 07:57 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 07:58 PM (yh0zB)
They intrigue me. Maybe in .45 Long Colt.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 07:58 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 07:58 PM (ZDUD4)
But really, shouldn't this be something on the front page? "To search the AoSHQ Archives, do this..." Right near the "donate" and "contact" bits.
Hm?
Anyway, how do I search again?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2011 08:00 PM (i0App)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 11:57 PM (s7mIC)
They go so well with c*ntmuffins.
Urban Dictionary. What a fantastic resource!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:00 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 29, 2011 08:02 PM (nvlAW)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 29, 2011 11:57 PM (s7mIC)
They go so well with c*ntmuffins.
Urban Dictionary. What a fantastic resource!Do they go with breast milk? Ewww...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 08:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:02 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:02 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:02 AM (ZDUD4)
I'll thank you to keep your appendages out of my eggs.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:04 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mindy at September 29, 2011 08:04 PM (0RSSz)
Just wondering...
Andrew Breitbart is cool and all. But...
How do you think ace feels about Andrew trying to poach his commenters?
Personally, I think ace appreciates the visit and the attention, but is kinda leery of loosing commenters.
But, as someone upstream pointed out, if Andrew really wanted a bunch of morons hanging arround, he'd have to open up / remove his comment registration system.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:04 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:04 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 08:05 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Zakn at September 29, 2011 11:58 PM (7F9i5)
Friday Night Lights!
Are you ready for some football???!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 29, 2011 08:05 PM (/izg2)
One of my favorite things to say when someone tells me "I want _____." is "And I'd like to be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat."
When he saw that scene he busted out laughing. I think I've created another browncoat.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:06 PM (yh0zB)
BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2011 12:00 AM (i0App)
****
OK, here's the deal. ace makes good content. Real good. But this website? Run by PixyMisha?
Sucks balls.
Big time.
Yeah, that probably doesn't help you much in finding what you're looking for.
But take comfort in this. It isn't you, it's the site.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:07 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:08 PM (yh0zB)
Not to mention the Porsche in the swimming pool. Ace was REALLY pissed over that
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:09 PM (tNCCl)
I must shuffle off to my hamburger helper and then to bed.
Nobody is allowed to have a bad day tomorrow.
Or this kitty gets it.
Posted by: sifty at September 29, 2011 08:10 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:10 PM (ZDUD4)
But, as someone upstream pointed out, if Andrew really wanted a bunch of morons hanging arround, he'd have to open up / remove his comment registration system.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:04 AMIt's not like we belong to anyone to "give away". Besides, if he shanghai'd Empire of Jeff he'd dig an escape tunnel the very first night
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
One of my favorite things to say when someone tells me "I want _____." is "And I'd like to be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat."
When he saw that scene he busted out laughing. I think I've created another browncoat.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 12:06 AM (yh0zB)
i love that story.
while i was washing my brown colt today, i squirted him with the hose laughing "CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!!!!"
while he shook his head and fussed at me...
the other one i love is "Cant get paid if youre dead."
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 08:11 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:09 AM (Y+DPZ)
Not as mad as when he asked me to paint it that one time. Well, actually he said PORCH, but what the fuck, right? I mean, it was 9 AM fergodsakes, and I'd been out all night drinking Valu-Rite and hunting hobos, what did he expect! Good thing it was latex paint, it peeled right off when it dried, but still, damn.
Did you know an ewoks fur stands up like a cats when he gets pissed off?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:13 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:11 AM (Y+DPZ)
With his dick.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff's ego at September 29, 2011 08:13 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Dear Mr. Breitbart,
Did you receive my c.v. yet?
I comment here regularly and at times I use compound sentence structure with a variant of topical urban like references; the urban references have legitimized my blog cred.
Just last week I incorporated the term "G" when referencing one of the co-bloggers here. I said something to the effect like, "hey G, that was fly."
I look forward to joining your commenter team.
Sincerely,
Journolist
Posted by: journolist at September 29, 2011 08:14 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:16 PM (tNCCl)
Yep, and he would kill everyone before he left.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:14 AM (ZDUD4)
and i would decorate the place in Central Asian Fiber Arts, bad tempered exotic racehorses, and cats.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 08:16 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: fluffy, typing with one hand at September 30, 2011 12:12 AM (4Kl5M)
Um, yes! And BOO
Posted by: Some Voyeuristic Ghost at September 29, 2011 08:16 PM (FBr/C)
Was that you? What the hell is that under the sofa cushions?
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2011 08:16 PM (4Kl5M)
while i was washing my brown colt today, i squirted him with the hose laughing "CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!!!!"
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 12:11 AM (QNeKQ)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! (Mine is an evil laugh!) Oh, that is most excellent!
Besides, if he shanghai'd Empire of Jeff he'd dig an escape tunnel the very first night
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:11 AM (Y+DPZ)
The EoJ that I know would put on an eyepatch and be running the joint within six hours. Ten, tops.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:17 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:18 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 12:16 AM (4Kl5M)
Some questions, you really don't want to know the answers to. Just get a paper towel and don't ask.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:19 PM (yh0zB)
I'm nice as pie on the other sites where I post comments with none of the foul language I post here, and could never figure it out. I finally just gave up.
I hope AoSHQ stays active for a long, long time. I'd sure miss it.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 08:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff's ego at September 30, 2011 12:13 AM (FZZ94)
New keyboard. Thanks, Editor.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 29, 2011 08:19 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:19 PM (ZDUD4)
So if the primary GOP HUD's look like this now, what 2-3-4 months from now, serious folks, alittle early to be "dialing in?"
I stated this point a parsel of posts ago..Oh haw bout an "AIR-SOFT"
war between the M&M's sol-cal style...we will use the hobo grade 27mm
urine green pellets and VAL-U-RITE mov-cocktails with the shredded "Hope&Change tee-shirts for fuses...all in favor.......
Posted by: Richard at September 29, 2011 08:19 PM (NIARF)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:18 AM (ZDUD4)
"Took me a whole day to get away." "But you've been gone a week!" "I went back..."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:20 PM (yh0zB)
The EoJ that I know would put on an eyepatch and be running the joint within six hours. Ten, tops.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 12:17 AM (yh0zB)
Me too.
Posted by: Killer McCoy at September 29, 2011 08:20 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:20 PM (tNCCl)
Not as mad as when he asked me to paint it that one time. Well, actually he said PORCH, but what the fuck, right? I mean, it was 9 AM fergodsakes, and I'd been out all night drinking Valu-Rite and hunting hobos, what did he expect! Good thing it was latex paint, it peeled right off when it dried, but still, damn.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 12:13 AM
I don't see Ace as a Porsche guy. More a Audi A6, E Class Mercedes, or 3 series BMW kind of guy
What kind of car do you guys see him driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2011 08:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 12:19 AM (NIARF)
*raises hand* AYE!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:22 PM (ZDUD4)
What kind of car do you guys see [ace] driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:21 AM (Y+DPZ)
********
A Yugo. State of the art Serbo-Croatian technology.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:23 PM (Y2WVW)
What kind of car do you guys see him driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:21 AM (Y+DPZ)
I don't know if all Bimmer drivers are douchebags, but there are enough douchebags driving Bimmers that I'm sure douchebag is one of their target demographics.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:23 PM (yh0zB)
*b*m* *s * st*tt*r*ng cl*st*rf*ck *f * m*s*r*bl* f**l*r*.
Posted by: Humorless Prude Who Doesn't Know When to Stop Beating a Half-Assed Meme to Death at September 29, 2011 08:24 PM (nH5LA)
What kind of car do you guys see him driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:21 AM (Y+DPZ)
SAAB. Cause it's Scandihoovian or something.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:24 PM (tNCCl)
. Speaking of fallacy:
South Korea to launch campaign promoting benefits of reuniting with North
I fail to see any benefit to this move.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2011 08:25 PM (c0A3e)
*b*m* *s * st*tt*r*ng cl*st*rf*ck *f * m*s*r*bl* f**l*r*.
Posted by: Humorless Prude Who Doesn't Know When to Stop Beating a Half-Assed Meme to Death at September 30, 2011 12:24 AM (nH5LA)
Looks like you need to buy a vowel.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:25 PM (yh0zB)
Long as you don't WHAT the ghosts? Nut on them?
Posted by: earnestly fluffy at September 29, 2011 08:25 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:26 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2011 12:25 AM (c0A3e)
We could finally bring our boys home from overseas.
Posted by: Rontard!!! at September 29, 2011 08:26 PM (yh0zB)
Everyone don't freak out.
Ace is so far just fielding offers from outside firms and the comment 'open blog' format while being discussed will remain in tact however, there is some discussion by one of the lawyers that comments should be limited to no more than 4 metro cycles per impression or 4 MCPI or 13 characters per week per comment.
There has been some additional discussion of creating a blog/character bank where character limits could be traded and carried over each quarter.
All inquiries should be limited to 13 characters and e-mailed.
Posted by: Blog Management Team at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 11:33 PM (yh0zB)
nice work. she's a sexy beast.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Kunta Kommente at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
Movin' to the country. Gonna eat a lot of peaches.
(No, really.)
********
OK, which one of you morons is Frankie MacDonald?
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (tNCCl)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: a hick at September 29, 2011 08:28 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:28 PM (ZDUD4)
What kind of car do you guys see [ace] driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:21 AM (Y+DPZ)
********
A Yugo. State of the art Serbo-Croatian technology.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:23 AM (Y2WVW)
AMC Pacer. absolutely.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 08:29 PM (x3YFz)
PS: are all women shallow criticizers? My answer so far is YEP.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2011 08:29 PM (i0App)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:30 PM (tNCCl)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:31 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (tNCCl)
PS: are all women shallow criticizers? My answer so far is YEP.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2011 12:29 AM (i0App)
Nope. My wife's criticism is always well thought out, planned, vetted and surgically brutal.
Never marry a smart woman. Or do. But don't.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (x3YFz)
nice work. she's a sexy beast.
Posted by: tangonine at September 30, 2011 12:27 AM (x3YFz)
Thanks! I'm working on some range time to make sure she's still sighted in, I had to move the back anchor point for that Gen 1 Texas Weapons Systems scope rail to swap out the stocks so I'm sure it's off a bit. I'm going to try to zero in the azimuth for the Arisaka and also check the Mosin as well while I'm at it so I can shoot them both in some VMBAR matches.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (yh0zB)
All new registrants to the AOSHQ Big Commenter Site will be required to provide the first 8 characters of their SSN.
We are working with Breitbart's attorneys however, this appears to be a requirement of Mr. Breitbart's financial underwriters.
Posted by: Blog Management Team at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (734Ld)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (JKNDp)
All inquiries should be limited to 13 characters and e-mailed.
Posted by: Blog Management Team at September 30, 2011 12:27 AM (734Ld)
Haz pudding?
Posted by: Killer McCoy at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (/izg2)
Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:28 AM (ZDUD4)
********
It's a joke. It's unintelligble because it is supposed to be unintelligible IT tech speak.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:32 PM (Y2WVW)
(No, really.)
Was that Joe Biden?
Posted by: fluffy at September 30, 2011 12:24 AM
I think that was the trailer for the new Sean Penn movie.
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 29, 2011 08:33 PM (BTPgV)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:34 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 12:32 AM (JKNDp)
He can't haz ONT!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:34 PM (yh0zB)
Your name is "Toby"!
Posted by: ewok slave master at September 30, 2011 12:31 AM (UbPic)
****
That right there is some funny, edgy shit.
Well done.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:35 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:35 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:34 AM (ZDUD4)
Brandy and Coke???? And you dare to call yourself a civilized man, sir! Get some bourbon for that Coke for cryinoutloud, or some Southern Comfort if you must have something sweet, but for the love of God, man, do not sully good Brandy!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:36 PM (yh0zB)
Your name is "Toby"!
Posted by: ewok slave master at September 30, 2011 12:31 AM (UbPic)
****
You don't get banned here. You get half your foot cut off.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:36 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:37 PM (ZDUD4)
You don't get banned here. You get half your foot cut off.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:36 AM (Y2WVW)
If I got half a foot cut off I'd be almost normal. (Yeah right, I'd be a couple of inches short)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:37 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 12:32 AM (JKNDp)
I'll trade him all my draft picks for a few 37 year old linemen.
Posted by: George Allen at September 29, 2011 08:38 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 29, 2011 08:38 PM (nH5LA)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:38 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Kunta Kommente at September 30, 2011 12:27 AM (Y+DPZ)
That's funnier than hell for anyone who is that old.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 08:39 PM (kaalw)
GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 12:37 AM (yh0zB)
*****
Well played double entre. (sic)
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:39 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:37 AM (ZDUD4)
I...I don't know what to say...I'm so sorry for your loss. But could you at least drink the brandy in a civilized manner? Follow it up with a Coke chaser if you must.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:39 PM (yh0zB)
Nope. My wife's criticism is always well thought out, planned, vetted and surgically brutal.
Never marry a smart woman. Or do. But don't.
Posted by: tangonine at September 30, 2011 12:32 AM (x3YFz)
hahahahahaha.
my usual rule is dont be critical, build up positives. If you have to be, Never ever be petty, and never make it personal, and never bring it up twice. That way, when you have a concern you really make it count.
but then i learned this from My dad the col, and my foster dad, the Marine DI. So yeah i know how to pick my target and hit where it will do the most good and the chance of blowback is minimal.
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 08:39 PM (QNeKQ)
I have first hand information that you were all VERY good to Ace on the last fund drive
Posted by: Bentley of Paramus NJ at September 29, 2011 08:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
What kind of car do you guys see [ace] driving (no fair if you know personally because you had to drive him home after a meetup)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 30, 2011 12:21 AM (Y+DPZ)
********
A Yugo. State of the art Serbo-Croatian technology.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:23 AM (Y2WVW)
AMC Pacer. absolutely.
Posted by: tangonine at September 30, 2011 12:29 AM (x3YFz)
Vespa. With a racing-stripe full-face helmet.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 08:40 PM (kaalw)
Well played double entre. (sic)
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:39 AM (Y2WVW)
I do what I can to class the joint up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Dan at September 29, 2011 08:41 PM (5gk+b)
cthulhu at September 30, 2011 12:39 AM (kaalw)
*****
Racial humor, done well, is some of the best.
But it is real tough to keep it from becoming just simply offensive to the race being targeted.
A movie that had good racial humor was "Undercover Brother".
Laughed my ass off at it, even when it was poking fun at me and my kind.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 08:42 PM (Y2WVW)
He either has been for a while, or he's already too late.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 12:38 AM
You will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile
Posted by: The BreitBorg at September 29, 2011 08:42 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:42 PM (yh0zB)
I like this porch. Breitbart would want to paint it, put fancy chairs on it, serve mamosas instead of val-u-rite. He is of great value to America, but he just aint my type. I like the Ewok.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:10 AM (ZDUD4)
With ya their, sailor. I've been thrown out of every bar in town. This dive is the only one that'll take me.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 08:43 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:43 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart Running Off With Another Armload of Commenters at September 29, 2011 08:44 PM (nH5LA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:44 PM (tNCCl)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 12:43 AM (ZDUD4)
Wasn't that John F'n Kerry's schtick? He served in VietNam, you know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 29, 2011 08:45 PM (nH5LA)
He either has been for a while, or he's already too late.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 30, 2011 12:38 AM (nH5LA)
I haven't called you a cock slobbering hippie shitbag yet tonight, and I don't want to miss my chance, so fuck you with the fecal covered rusty hammer of zues' third inbred cousin. Just for you, jackass.
Posted by: tangonine at September 29, 2011 08:45 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 29, 2011 08:46 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 08:46 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Richard at September 29, 2011 08:47 PM (NIARF)
Brandy and Coke???? And you dare
to call yourself a civilized man, sir! Get some bourbon for that Coke
for cryinoutloud, or some Southern Comfort if you must have something
sweet, but for the love of God, man, do not sully good Brandy!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 12:36 AM (yh0zB)
Who said it was good brandy? E&J Gallo ain't exactly Courvoisier....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 08:47 PM (kaalw)
Gosh, how they weigh me down;
Ten cents a dance, pansies and rough guys,
Tough guys who tear my gown.
Posted by: ewok taxi dancer girl at September 29, 2011 08:48 PM (UbPic)
Maybe if you'd take your syphilis-rotten cock out of your dog's ass every so often you wouldn't have to worry about it so much, fuckknob. Just a little friendly advice.
Keel over and die.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 29, 2011 08:48 PM (nH5LA)
Duuuude, please, not in the ONT.
What does Mitt get schnockered on on a Thursday night, anyway?
Posted by: Steck at September 29, 2011 08:49 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Jerry McGuire at September 29, 2011 08:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
Don't trust Whitey.
Posted by: Steve Martin at September 29, 2011 08:49 PM (4Kl5M)
Served? He not just served he damn near won that war all by his fraken lonesome.. If he hadn't had to leave to throw his ribbons over the WH fence it would of been won.
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 08:49 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:50 PM (tNCCl)
Posted by: Zakn at September 29, 2011 08:50 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 29, 2011 08:50 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:50 PM (ZDUD4)
Who said it was good brandy? E&J Gallo ain't exactly Courvoisier....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2011 12:47 AM (kaalw)
Eh, good point, the Coke might improve it then.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 08:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 08:51 PM (tNCCl)
A Heart ....
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 30, 2011 12:50 AM
A Brain ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2011 08:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
HOLY CRAPBURGERS!!!!
I think my left eye socket was just smoothed to a glass-mirror finish by the white-hot from the pervious...
Posted by: Richard at September 29, 2011 08:51 PM (NIARF)
How old are we talking about?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 29, 2011 08:52 PM (r9Nf8)
A Heart ....
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 30, 2011 12:50 AM
A Brain ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2011 12:51 AM
A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at September 29, 2011 08:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:53 PM (ZDUD4)
A Heart ....
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 30, 2011 12:50 AM
A Brain ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2011 12:51 AM
A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at September 30, 2011 12:52 AM
Da Noive !!
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 29, 2011 08:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Well Osailor he'd used up the scratch on the ass the week earlier for a P Heart the easy medals were gone and he also needed some action for his home film to show the folks back home..
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 08:56 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 08:56 PM (ZDUD4)
409
I...do...NOT...FAP...under the orange tree...tis hallowed ground you most wenchy wench....now serve me a waffle with the whipped cream and blueberrys arranged like the bust PATTON!
Posted by: Richard at September 29, 2011 08:57 PM (NIARF)
Racial humor, done well, is some of the best.
But it is real tough to keep it from becoming just simply offensive to the race being targeted.
A movie that had good racial humor was "Undercover Brother".
Laughed my ass off at it, even when it was poking fun at me and my kind.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 12:42 AM (Y2WVW)
Racial humor is fine; outright racism is not. I'm inclined to give the benefit of a doubt quite some ways, depending on facts and circumstances......but some signs are pretty distinct.
In the case I commented on, you have some dialect and a name.....but it would really only be understood by someone who took the time to watch the series, and was therefore unlikely to be full of unreasoning hatred.
On the flip side, I've seen someone casually comment about his sister dating someone in a way that was incredibly repulsive.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 29, 2011 08:57 PM (kaalw)
A Heart ....
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 30, 2011 12:50 AM
A Brain ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2011 12:51 AM
A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at September 30, 2011 12:52 AM (Y+DPZ)
braaaaiiinnzzz...and a scotch...
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 29, 2011 08:59 PM (yh0zB)
Man teh JEF even sucks at being a pimp,, those should bring 15, 25k easy...
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 09:00 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 29, 2011 09:00 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:02 PM (ZDUD4)
OK, I'm back. Plenty of Taaka vodka.
You can tell by the double "aa" that this is high quality imported stuff.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 09:02 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 29, 2011 09:03 PM (tNCCl)
#384 -Not gonna bother to click the link you provided, but let me guess - RomneyCare? No thanks.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 09:03 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:03 PM (ZDUD4)
Hey Bean...must now fer-sure retreat to th "O" tree...makin the puddy-pud typy -pud.....Val-U-Rite smigmeverbals...or something such
smigmeverbals...can I patent tha......
Posted by: Richard at September 29, 2011 09:04 PM (NIARF)
Posted by: Zakn at September 30, 2011 12:50 AM (7F9i5)
yeah, I saw that. Bout damn time someone stuck it to them
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 09:04 PM (M8yfa)
Tell me about it, me old trout.
Posted by: sergeant harper at September 29, 2011 09:05 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Dragline at September 29, 2011 09:05 PM (Y+DPZ)
smigmeverbals...can I patent tha......
Posted by: Richard at September 30, 2011 01:04 AM (NIARF)
Patent hell, I can't even say it. WTF does it mean, anyway, or is it one of those words you can just tag on your own meaning?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 09:06 PM (yh0zB)
Well you be careful out there,, don't want you knocking all the oranges off the tree...
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 09:08 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 09:09 PM (yh0zB)
#384 -Not gonna bother to click the link you provided, but let me guess - RomneyCare? No thanks.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 01:03 AM (Zgfnd)
Hey your Cowboys pulled that monday night game out, congrats, ugly, but a win is a win.
Posted by: lou at September 29, 2011 09:10 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:10 PM (ZDUD4)
You have no idea how much worse the world would be if we didn't think with our dicks.
The caveman who invented fire? Know what his first thought was? "This is so totally getting me laid."
Think Columbus wasn't thinking with his dick when he set off and accidentally discovered America? Hell yes he was- he wanted to be rich, a motivation driven primarily by the prospect of some fine poontang.
Forget all about sports and luxury cars- everyone would be driving a Camry, assuming anyone bothered to invent cars in the first place.
In fact, I'm not sure the human race would've even made it at all. How many men would bother putting up with women long enough to raise children if they at some point weren't being led around by Mr. Happy?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 29, 2011 09:12 PM (Jl4kG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:12 PM (ZDUD4)
434, Peel back the label and it prolly says Val-u-rite.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 01:03 AM (ZDUD4)
****
Pretty much.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 09:13 PM (Y2WVW)
In advance of the Bretibart AOSHQ merger, we are fielding names of the new alliance.
We believe the two sites will draw upon a wide spectrum of insight which will create blog synergy.
A few names we are consiering at present are BrAS Q Big and A Breit HQ.
Please let us know your ideas.
Posted by: Blog Management Team at September 29, 2011 09:13 PM (734Ld)
I had a secret weapon - kept shooting Rex Grossman in the @ss with my wooden drumsticks, fast-n-furious. (I'm a drummer wannabe.)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 29, 2011 09:13 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 09:13 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:13 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: A Weiner Incognito at September 29, 2011 09:14 PM (WCm02)
Any man playin' grabass or mentioninÂ’ the Tony Weiner spends a night in the ONT box.
Them underwear got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number and says “I lost my Weiner cover” spends a night in the ONT box.
There's no playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner in the building. You got a grudge against another man for beatinÂ’ you to a Weiner joke, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner in the building spends a night in the ONT box.
First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk without mentionÂ’ Weiner. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight or makes a Weiner joke spends the night in the ONT box.
There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position posinÂ’ for a BlackBerry photo in bed with or without cats in the background... spends a night in the ONT box.
No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin’ on the bunks and says he’s got “a dirty Weiner” spends a night in the ONT box.
Any man loud talkinÂ’ Weiner jokes spends a night in the ONT box.
You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Weiner floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the ONT box.
Posted by: Carr, the Weiner floor walker at September 29, 2011 09:15 PM (UbPic)
Hollowpoint at September 30, 2011 01:12 AM (Jl4kG)
****************
Male Reader: Strong words. Strong words that ring with truth.
Female Reader: Strong words. Strong, incomprehensible words.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 09:15 PM (Y2WVW)
I had a secret weapon - kept shooting Rex Grossman in the @ss with my wooden drumsticks, fast-n-furious. (I'm a drummer wannabe.)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 30, 2011 01:13 AM (Zgfnd)
Badass rookie kicker, Janikowski would have missed at least two.. I have a crush on the Cowboys. What can I say!!
Posted by: lou at September 29, 2011 09:16 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 29, 2011 09:17 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 30, 2011 01:13 AM (ZDUD4)
Actually?
No, no, lets not get into that.
Posted by: David Carradine at September 29, 2011 09:17 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Carr, the Weiner floor walker at September 29, 2011 09:18 PM (UbPic)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2011 01:17 AM (JKNDp)
I just want to know where the back-back-room is.
Posted by: Byrd at September 29, 2011 09:20 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 29, 2011 09:20 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 09:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou at September 29, 2011 09:21 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 29, 2011 09:23 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:23 PM (ZDUD4)
Hey man, I'm a big fan. Mind signing this? Alla y'all?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 09:23 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 01:21 AM (R21xD)
Step 1. Shoot your TV.
Step 2. Get naked.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:24 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 29, 2011 09:25 PM (ZDUD4)
Step 4. Profit!
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 01:24 AM (4ixH5)
Hey, I think I killed the ont this time, sorry.
Yea Tosh is crazy, I have to plug my ears and close my eyes at least three or four times during the show.. Hubby laughs his ass off..
Posted by: lou at September 29, 2011 09:28 PM (R21xD)
Step 2. Get naked.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 01:24 AM (4ixH5)
Its not a new concept. Want a T-shirt?
Posted by: Joe Francis at September 29, 2011 09:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 29, 2011 09:29 PM (AZGON)
I'd say it's a jip, but I got this thing for $17 bucks on Amazon. So...12 days isn't really much of a loss.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Joe Francis at September 30, 2011 01:28 AM (/izg2)
No, I'm good. I'm not big on dealing with pedarasts.
Hey, I think I killed the ont this time, sorry.
Posted by: lou at September 30, 2011 01:28 AM (R21xD)
*Tsk* *Tsk*
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:32 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: last link of the night at September 30, 2011 01:31 AM (UbPic)
Oh yeah, can't wait. It was originally meant to be a Batman story titled, "Holy Terror, Batman!" I don't know what happened but either there was some sort of falling out (again) with DC or maybe the suits didn't like what he wanted to do but now it's just a regular run of the mill Frank Miller book sans Batman.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:34 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at September 29, 2011 09:36 PM (M8yfa)
Can someone push this asshole through a window?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:37 PM (4ixH5)
OK, I'm back. Plenty of Taaka vodka.
You can tell by the double "aa" that this is high quality imported stuff.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 01:02 AM (Y2WVW)
or finnish
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 09:37 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Mahmoud and the Mullahs, featuring the Hamas Sandwiches at September 29, 2011 09:38 PM (WCm02)
Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 01:37 AM (QNeKQ)
******
No, it doesn't smell fishy at all. No fins or scales.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 09:41 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: last link of the night at September 30, 2011 01:37 AM (UbPic)
Yes, with the emphasis on "asshole".
What a fucking tool that guy is.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Z Ryan at September 30, 2011 01:32 AM (U9NWP)
Like you have a choice.
Posted by: Mohammad at September 29, 2011 09:50 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: ewok slave master at September 30, 2011 12:31 AM (UbPic)
Hey, if you put peanut butter on "it", you can call me whatever you want.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at September 29, 2011 09:53 PM (eKuOw)
Mohammad at September 30, 2011 01:50 AM (/izg2)
****
One of your groups of followers said the following: "We love death more than you love life."
I personally think this is a fine idea.
I will give you what you want (your death) and in turn, I get what I want (my family to live).
Win win, right?
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 09:54 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle pitchdog at September 30, 2011 01:55 AM (eKuOw)
Just don't tell us where you want it served. Thanks!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 29, 2011 10:00 PM (/izg2)
One of your groups of followers said the following: "We love death more than you love life."
I personally think this is a fine idea.
I will give you what you want (your death) and in turn, I get what I want (my family to live).
Win win, right?
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 01:54 AM (Y2WVW)
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:05 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 10:12 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:12 PM (yh0zB)
After much disappointment with Perry over the last few weeks, I think I'm officially on the Cain Train. So be it.
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 30, 2011 02:12 AM (nRTou)
which one? throw me a link...
I was for CAin before it was cool
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 10:14 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:14 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 10:20 PM (nRTou)
Woo-Woo!!! All aboard!!!
Posted by: Cain Train 2012 at September 30, 2011 02:17 AM (/izg2)
*********
Hey! This guy is A-OK in my book! I love trains.
Posted by: Joe "Choo Choo" Biden at September 29, 2011 10:21 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at September 29, 2011 10:21 PM (JWxVQ)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 10:29 PM (nRTou)
Is it wrong to laugh at this?
Holy shit, its the burger king ding fries are done dude.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 10:29 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:31 PM (yh0zB)
Who knows, maybe it was a 3 way bet and the first dude picked ball surgery.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 10:34 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 02:31 AM (yh0zB)
I can't get worked up over that. It was an ad for...what again? And they were just trying to display some wishy washy bipartisan somethinerother.
It's not like he ate her out on a painting of George Washington or anything.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:35 PM (4ixH5)
GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 02:31 AM (yh0zB)
*******
My prediction?
Newt gets elected.
Gets his dick sucked by some pudgy intern.
Gets caught.
Wife files for divorse.
Judge rules in favor of the wife and grants custody of the White House to the wife.
Newt ends up having to shack up with the VP at his place, sleeping on the hide-a-bed couch.
Posted by: Joe at September 29, 2011 10:36 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 30, 2011 02:29 AM (nRTou)
I like the way your old lady thinks.
Think you could tell her to make me a sammich?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 29, 2011 10:39 PM (2xclE)
Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 29, 2011 10:08 PM (0xqzf)
Can't speak for NJ. But in Washington state, you can't pump your own gas either.
This stupid law was passed as a jobs bill. Meaning that thousands, nay MILLIONS of jobs would be created by making the gas stations hire gas pumpers.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 10:18 PM (Y2WVW)
- - -
Wut? Wut? Wut? Perhaps you are thinking of Oregon?
Posted by: Flounder at September 29, 2011 10:40 PM (Kkt/i)
How do you make that super small text????
Posted by: Joe at September 30, 2011 02:38 AM (Y2WVW)
See the option just above the comment box? B(old) I(ndent) U(nderscore) etc etc etc? The two that say a2? Superscript and subscript.
Highlight your text and press one of those.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:42 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 10:45 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 30, 2011 02:44 AM (nRTou)
CURSE-EEZZZZZZZ!!!!!
*Rallies for sammich justice*
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Flounder at September 29, 2011 10:46 PM (Kkt/i)
I can't get worked up over that. It was an ad for...what again? And they were just trying to display some wishy washy bipartisan somethinerother.
It's not like he ate her out on a painting of George Washington or anything.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 02:35 AM (4ixH5)
An ad for Global Warming. Strike two. He might as well have ate her out on the painting.
How do you make that super small text????
Posted by: Joe at September 30, 2011 02:38 AM (Y2WVW)
Highlight the text, then hit both the a2 and a2 buttons on the toolbar.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:46 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 02:45 AM (FMbng)
With a sack of dead kittens as its running mate.
Boot/Rotting Kittens 2012!
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:47 PM (4ixH5)
Newt ends up having to shack up with the VP at his place, sleeping on the hide-a-bed couch.
Posted by: Joe at September 30, 2011 02:36 AM (Y2WVW)
Last but not least...the movie stars Jack Klugman and Tony Randall (the originals are dead).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:50 PM (yh0zB)
Actually you do see people sometimes pumping their own if the line is long, and the place is under staffed. Motorcycles pump their own.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 10:50 PM (FMbng)
Flounder at September 30, 2011 02:40 AM (Kkt/i)
*****
Yeah, that was a brain fart. I corrected myself a couple of comments later.
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 10:51 PM (Y2WVW)
An ad for Global Warming. Strike two. He might as well have ate her out on the painting.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 30, 2011 02:46 AM (yh0zB)
Yeah, I kinda remember now.
Speaking of which, didn't he release some new and improved Contract With America today? I haven't looked it up, but I'm curious to see if it addresses any environmental/global warming stuff in any substantive way. I'd like to know if he's walked any of it back since all these AGW scandals have broken out.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 10:52 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 10:52 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 02:50 AM (FMbng)
No way I'd let some minimum wage high school dropout scratch the paint on my bike. I wouldn't let them do it on the pony either. Sounds like yet another reason to steer clear of Jersey, like I needed another reason.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:52 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at September 29, 2011 10:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 30, 2011 02:52 AM (nRTou)
Herman Cain isn't true black. Call him Uncle Tom instead!
Posted by: Liberal Cockholster at September 29, 2011 10:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 10:57 PM (QNeKQ)
*Rallies for sammich justice*
SAMMICHES FOR the MASSES after we get the Japanese school girl panties, with the school girls in 'em....
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:00 PM (auOOO)
Hmm tough one. It may work if half the obama voters started calling him uncle tom, then we can say no asshole, thats uncle herman to you.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:01 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:02 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 03:00 AM (auOOO)
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:03 PM (4ixH5)
One of the black hag caucus legislators called him a Oreo, does that count??
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:05 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:05 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 02:57 AM (QNeKQ)
Can we haz cheezcake?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:06 PM (4ixH5)
Mmmmmm,,mmmmmmm,mmmmmmm.. nothing like coed dew in the mornin...
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:08 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 11:08 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:10 PM (FMbng)
You got it, that's exactly the problem. Though I am also disturbed by the idea that a conservative would propose a new tax revenue stream without the condition of rescinding the existing one.
Once its in place, there's no ridding ourselves of it for another 100 years, presuming we'd last that long with it. Its 9-9-9 today and 15-15-15 tomorrow, etc.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:12 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 03:10 AM (FMbng)
I like the idea of ditching the income tax and make it the 13.5/13.5 plan.
Posted by: Robert, Sooooper geenius! at September 29, 2011 11:12 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 02:57 AM (QNeKQ)
Can we haz cheezcake?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 03:06 AM (4ixH5)
what flvor?
regular
chocolate
chocolate chip?? there are choices to be made
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 11:13 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 03:13 AM (QNeKQ)
How about raspberry?
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:15 PM (4ixH5)
Flounder at September 30, 2011 02:40 AM (Kkt/i)
*****
Yeah, that was a brain fart. I corrected myself a couple of comments later.
- - -
Sorry. I should have read further before posting.
Posted by: Flounder at September 29, 2011 11:16 PM (Kkt/i)
There would be a problem with state sales tax which would still be there in addition to a new fed sales tax.. would work fine in NH or some place with no sales tax all ready.
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:16 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 03:08 AM (auOOO)
I'd like to see that made as a soda or energy drink.
Quick, someone hook me up with some stimulus funds!
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:19 PM (4ixH5)
Math-wise, yes they've put out a paper on it. Problem is, its legislation which is easy to change a in future Congress to a higher rate across the board, or here and there. It won't remain 9-9-9. It will be raised.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:19 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 03:13 AM (QNeKQ)
How about raspberry?
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 03:15 AM (4ixH5)
in the cheesecake itself so its like a giant raspberry truffle?
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 11:19 PM (QNeKQ)
How about raspberry? Posted by: Robert
Wahhhaa wahhhhaa I wanted Strawberry
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:20 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 29, 2011 11:22 PM (nRTou)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:23 PM (FMbng)
in the cheesecake itself so its like a giant raspberry truffle?
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 03:19 AM (QNeKQ)
Mmmm, on top. Maybe do a split raspberry/strawberry for Bean.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:26 PM (4ixH5)
Agreed. I'm okay with a singular tax levied on everyone equally. i'm okay with a consumption tax. I'm definitely not okay with heaping either of those on top of our existing tax code. Its doom.
As much as I like Cain, I'm creeped out that he's proposing it 'cause I don't believe for a moment he doesn't understand it.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:27 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: viking
Yes viking, we must be aware of what loaded guns we leave behind for the enemy to shoot us with.. and WE all know nothing get's lowered in DC...
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:27 PM (auOOO)
How about raspberry? Posted by: Robert
Wahhhaa wahhhhaa I wanted Strawberry
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 03:20 AM (auOOO)
look its easy. we can do both.
or if you want plain with raspberry sauce or strawberry sauce its even easier. we make one and then just have a couple different sauces
Posted by: Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 29, 2011 11:29 PM (QNeKQ)
Correct. So long as the rate remains at 9-9-9. It will be mandated by statute, not Const. Amend. Therefore, Congress may change those rates, just like they discuss the current rates today. Do you believe that 9% will somehow become a sacrosanct, never to be touched rate?
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:30 PM (OZymZ)
Oh fuck no, thats why i said above it would need major major safeguards, because I do NOT trust that america will never elect a marxist cockholster like obama again.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:33 PM (FMbng)
Procedure rules. Being a lawyer (ducks) I can assure you that procedure is the winning hand. The difference between statute and Const. Amend. is night and day. A statute can be amended tomorrow with little difficulty. A Const. Amend. is a tall order.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:34 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Inhibitor at September 29, 2011 11:34 PM (RXQ2T)
Oh boy Gushka will make both she's such a sweetie... and I'm cool with sauce option if Robert is....
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:37 PM (auOOO)
There are no safeguards for statutes. The same or following Congresses can change them at their will. That is the point.
If you open a new avenue of tax revenue (national sales tax/consumption tax) on top of the existing tax code, neither will ever go away and are subject to rate change, period. Its a head fake.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:38 PM (OZymZ)
Gushka is full of meds and pissed at September 30, 2011 03:13 AM (QNeKQ)
****
Could we have finnish cheese cake?
Posted by: ed at September 29, 2011 11:39 PM (Y2WVW)
I'm down. To paraphrase something some dude said, if you like your sauce, you can keep your sauce.
Posted by: Robert at September 29, 2011 11:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:43 PM (OZymZ)
If you open a new avenue of tax revenue (national sales tax/consumption tax) on top of the existing tax code, neither will ever go away and are subject to rate change, period. Its a head fake.""
yeah well my ideas of a major safeguard would be to make it a constitutional amendment. It just wouldn't work any other way because it IS a new avenue of tax revenue that would get totally abused. Sounds great on paper, but without a safeguard its just like handing a robber a 3rd gun to shoot you with. I was more curious to how big a savings it would be IF it had a safeguard..
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:44 PM (FMbng)
Kewl
Could we have finnish cheese cake?
Not unless it's separate from raspberry/strawberry.. I don't like scales in mine.
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:44 PM (auOOO)
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:47 PM (FMbng)
*Rallies for sammich justice*
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 02:46 AM (4ixH5)
No Sammiches, No Peace!
Posted by: NC Ref is hungry at September 29, 2011 11:49 PM (/izg2)
F*ck I nearly clicked on that damn spam at 558. That's what comes of all these videos and other links.
Speaking of which, how about a glimpse of the good old days? Ah, we were so young and infallible! Our future was so bright, our power and access to other people's money seemed endless.
Posted by: arhooley at September 29, 2011 11:49 PM (IQv8I)
Nope. 9% personal income tax (existing code), 9% corporate income tax (existing code), 9% new consumption tax. 9-9-9.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:50 PM (OZymZ)
Your just using the "open" part of the thread.. no big deal really.:^)
It's actually worthwhile knowledge shocking at first but something we should know.. tnks viking.
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:52 PM (auOOO)
Why thanks, beanervt. I appreciate that. Its a fine line between help save the Republic and not being the buzz-kill extrordinaire.
Posted by: viking at September 29, 2011 11:56 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Inhibitor at September 29, 2011 11:56 PM (RXQ2T)
So he keeps the existing code, just lowers it to 9%? The beast remains, we're just supposed to believe it will eat less. well maybe if every dem was boiled off into space it may work, but as long as even one fucking remains to roam the earth that plan is suicide.
Posted by: Berserker at September 29, 2011 11:58 PM (FMbng)
That was probably the Kobe steak dindin wez all paid for....
Posted by: beanervt at September 29, 2011 11:59 PM (auOOO)
Exactly, only even a little worse cause there would be a new revenue stream on top . . .the national sales tax/consumption tax. I can see them f'ing the next several generations with "debates" over whether to raise the consumption or personal /corporate tax at what rat, blah, blah, blah (hahaha!)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 12:04 AM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Berserker at September 30, 2011 12:10 AM (FMbng)
The good news there, Berserker, most of those tools don't even know where their polling places are or what day voting is happening. Without a HIGHLY motivated base to go out and collect them, those people just don't get to the polls. Black Americans are 12-13 % of the population. A good deal of them are going to peel of to the Republicans this cycle (I believe).
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 12:17 AM (OZymZ)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 12:34 AM (OZymZ)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 30, 2011 12:42 AM (ieDPL)
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at September 30, 2011 12:47 AM (y+LPw)
Posted by: viking
Your not thinking a "American Pie" experience there are you Vik??
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 12:55 AM (auOOO)
Double yup BB,, he winz the virgins in the muzzie pits..
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 12:57 AM (auOOO)
Never saw that movie, though I heard there's something kinda ek there. But no I've got a beautiful cherry pie, now out of the oven. Honey
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 01:00 AM (OZymZ)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 30, 2011 04:42 AM (ieDPL)
This is coming from the Yemenis. I'll wait until further confirmation unless Obumbles has his body tossed into the drink.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 01:06 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 30, 2011 01:07 AM (ieDPL)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 01:08 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 01:10 AM (OZymZ)
You can trust the sharks word on it if the ocean option prevails...
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 01:33 AM (auOOO)
Posted by: Robert
Don't worry they only attack when they smell blood... it's safe,,really...
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 01:43 AM (auOOO)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 30, 2011 04:42 AM (ieDPL)
******
You mean that iman preacher guy in Yemen? The guy who is an American citizen? The one who advised that guy who shot up that army base in Texas.
If that fucker is dead, this is a great thing.
Posted by: ed at September 30, 2011 01:47 AM (Y2WVW)
while that is a great thing better yet would be to dump them to the sharks and televise it...I'd get more satisfaction.
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 01:55 AM (auOOO)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 30, 2011 02:01 AM (dIHHd)
No, that's true. I used to go over to Jersey to get my gas until the bridge tolls rose so much it canceled out the savings. Invariably, the attendant who pumped the gas was an angry looking gentleman who wore a turban.
That's what I get for posting while drinking.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 30, 2011 02:02 AM (dIHHd)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 02:03 AM (OZymZ)
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 05:43 AM (auOOO)
I don't know, that's a vicious grin they got. And they're holding what looks like a telegram...
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 02:11 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 05:43 AM (auOOO)
*******
Candygram...
Posted by: The Land Shark at September 30, 2011 02:20 AM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 02:21 AM (OZymZ)
Does this mean i have to up my content, spell correctly and have goooder diction, or will Breitbart threaten to pay half price?
Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 02:23 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: viking at September 30, 2011 02:29 AM (OZymZ)
i knew you guys were nuts.
Posted by: willow at September 30, 2011 02:33 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Robert
Rooh rooh.... might not be a good idea then..
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 02:38 AM (auOOO)
Posted by: Zakn at September 30, 2011 02:48 AM (wIfWP)
http://tinyurl.com/FBIhelpsAdmin
Posted by: E Holder of the Bag at September 30, 2011 02:56 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: beanervt at September 30, 2011 06:38 AM (auOOO)
They're claiming to be dolphins. If that's true, maybe I can trust them?
Half hour left to go! So ready for the weekend
Posted by: Zakn at September 30, 2011 06:48 AM (wIfWP)
TESTIFY!
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 03:05 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2011 03:26 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ken at September 30, 2011 05:49 AM (3ar4L)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of The SITH Baby! at September 30, 2011 09:54 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2011 09:45 PM (i0App)
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