November 08, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Boringest Night Edition
— Maetenloch

Why Liberals Hate E-Cigarettes

Currently one of the most promising techniques for getting hard-core smokers to quit is weaning them onto e-cigarettes and then slowly lowering the amount of nicotine.

Reduces harm and doesn't produce any annoying smoke. Sounds great right?

Yet guess who would like to see them banned:

Though this was just a small pilot study, the results fit with other encouraging evidence and bolster hopes that these e-cigarettes could be the most effective tool yet for reducing the global death toll from smoking.

But there’s a powerful group working against this innovation — and it’s not Big Tobacco. It’s a coalition of government officials and antismoking groups who have been warning about the dangers of e-cigarettes and trying to ban their sale.

...When it comes to nicotine, though, the abstinence forces tend to be more liberal, including Democratic officials at the state and national level who have been trying to stop the sale of e-cigarettes and ban their use in smoke-free places.

Dennis Prager has long argued that anti-smoking zealotry was a manifestation of the inherent meanness of the left. And I used to think he was taking the point too far but in this case there really is no justification for banning e-cigs except wielding the power to deny others pleasure.

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Get Your Own Damn Counterculture
On Occupy L.A.:
I mean, come on, people. This is like a bad parody. It’s bad enough that kids today have no culture of their own — they’re still listening to the Beatles, the Stones, and a bunch of new groups from the seventies, for crying out loud. It would be as if we Boomers marched into battle against Daley’s pigs to the strains of Paul Robeson singing “Ol’ Man River” and Al Jolson’s “My Mammy,” both of which were huge in 1928.

Really, itÂ’s pathetic. At an age when they should be manufacturing their own pop music, their own movies (the sea of sequels and remakes continues unabated), their own fashions, their own outrage, what we get is a load of hand-me-down attitudes, tie-dyed and ready-to-wear. Because manufacturing anything would require, you know, work.

Well as one pundit pointed out the participants in #Occupy* aren't so much protesters as protest reenactors, aping the counter-culture styles of their grandparents.

Greg Gutfeld on the #Ocupiers
A little old but still relevant.

The Ultimate Rage Comic: 86th Birthday Rage
In case you aren't familiar with them rage comics are an internet thing. And this one is probably one of the most entertaining and moving one I've seen to date. It appeared on reddit and I can't vouch for the veracity of this story. But much of it has the ring of truth to it so I'm going to go with it. Sorry for the length.

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How to Solve "Jewish" Math Problems

Back in the seventies, the mathematics department at the Soviet Union's Moscow State University (one of the most prestigious departments in the USSR at the time) used a special collection of math problems, informally referred to as "Jewish" problems or "coffins" ("coffin" problems translating roughly to "killer" problems in English), to keep Jewish students and other so-called "undesirables" out of the department.

The problems were notoriously difficult to solve, but had seemingly simple solutions, allowing the department to avoid criticism of the wait-a-minute-what-you're-doing-is-completely-unethical variety.

But over time students through word of mouth managed to build up a collection of answers to these 'jewish' problems.
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Airline To Offer In-Flight Pr0n

The boss of budget airline Ryanair wants to launch a pay-per-view pornography service for passengers to watch during flights, it has been claimed.

Ryanair chief Michael O'Leary said he hopes to launch an app for the airline where travellers can watch sex scenes on their iPads or smartphones while in the air.

genghis says he can think of no downside but I can think of at least two: 1) the Mile High Club - Solo Division is going to become far less exclusive and 2) airlines will probably start charging for tissues and blankets.
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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

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1 The Thread that shall remain nameless.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 08, 2011 05:46 PM (GTbGH)

2 Libs hate everything except government and gay sex

Posted by: Major Major Major Major at November 08, 2011 05:46 PM (UqKQV)

3 The boss of budget airline Ryanair wants to launch a pay-per-view pornography service for passengers to watch during flights, it has been claimed.

Dang, I didn't know Z-Ryan was an airplane business magnate.    Well done, sir! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 05:49 PM (UR5vq)

4 there really is no justification for banning e-cigs except wielding the power to deny others pleasure.

Same with all drugs, and it's not just limited to those on the left. And what about sex in whatever form and guise? It's usually conservatives who have an issue about that.

Posted by: Random at November 08, 2011 05:50 PM (YiE0S)

5 Ok sciencey type morons.... how does this work?

Posted by: someone at November 08, 2011 05:50 PM (bqjJT)

6 What DON'T Liberals hate that is fun or feels good? They can't stand too much light, too much winter home heating, too much good food, too much fun, too much national pride, too fast cars, too big cars, too much anything that someone else might not have. They are the ultimate killjoys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 08, 2011 05:51 PM (niZvt)

7 Why is there a pic of Andre from The League shaving?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 05:51 PM (t7IDU)

8 No threads on the DC Circuit upholding Obamacare? And a Reagan appointee wrote the decision?

Posted by: The Hammer at November 08, 2011 05:51 PM (7WMGf)

9 Plus, e-cigs deny them there precious tobacco tax.  I love my e-cig.  Got me to quit the analog smokes 2.5 years ago.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 05:52 PM (Ybl9g)

10 The o-care ruling was put up as an addition to the last thread.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2011 05:52 PM (nj1bB)

11 Yay, ecig.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2011 05:52 PM (nj1bB)

12

What the fukk is Gloria Alred demonstrating with the baseball bat in the side bar??

 

 

I checked TMZ and could not see it

 

 

remember the early bird drinks the tekillya and eats the worm

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 05:52 PM (Sdl9x)

13

are you nuts?  boring?

MW3 is out!!!

COME GET SOME BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 05:52 PM (R7NIt)

14 7 Why is there a pic of Andre from The League shaving?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 09:51 PM (t7IDU)

Oh damn!  There IS someone else who has watched that show!

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 05:53 PM (Ybl9g)

15 I need to quit smoking.  It was a time passer in college and I was untouchable.  Now in my 40's I regret ever having picked them up.  It is a dirty, stinky, filthy, stupid habit that I am ashamed of.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2011 05:53 PM (jucos)

16 My violin has arrived!  I am a happy panda!

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 05:53 PM (e/SJC)

17

Maetenloch, all ONT's are bad ass, some just more bad ass than others.

 

Serious, Thanks

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 05:54 PM (Sdl9x)

18

are you nuts?  boring?

MW3 is out!!!

COME GET SOME BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 09:52 PM (R7NIt)

I'll wait for a sale price.  Plus, I still need to finish MW2 and Battlefield 2.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 05:54 PM (Ybl9g)

19 Libs hate everything except government and gay sex
Posted by: Major Major Major Major at November 08, 2011 09:46 PM

They love the government but hate the Constitution.  Except for the commerce clause.  They love the commerce clause.

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2011 05:54 PM (fecOD)

20 Vietnam in HD on History right now. Amazing footage, stories and people.

Posted by: Towncar at November 08, 2011 05:55 PM (WEn2G)

21 They can have my cigars when they pry... on second thought, no.  They simply cannot have them.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 05:55 PM (e/SJC)

22

that reddit thing doesn't sound legit, but it was interesting.

 

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 05:55 PM (UvdzB)

23 Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2011 09:53 PM (jucos)

Go to a mall where they have an e-cig kiosk and try them.  If you like them, then go buy them online.  Much cheaper and better than the ones at the mall but at least you can try them out before spending $50-$75 bucks.  Ace got me to try the Totally Wicked Titan e-cig with his post some 2.5 years ago about 'em.  Highly recommend them if you want to quit.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 05:56 PM (Ybl9g)

24 5 Ok sciencey type morons.... how does this work?

The fluorescence doesn't look right and I am unaware of any additive that is in Mountain Dew that would glow when incubated with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda (else you could do this with all kinds of carbonated soda).

My guess is that the guy added some type of glow solution off-camera. 

You could try it yourself and see if you get the same effect, but in all likeliness, you'd just be wasting a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 05:56 PM (UR5vq)

25 10...thanks Ace...missed that. I guess we're boned is all that needs to be said. Looking on the bright side! Is it possible that's the best possible argument for the mandate, so now the SC has the opportunity to deconstruct it ahead of time? Reaching? There will be blood.

Posted by: The Hammer at November 08, 2011 05:57 PM (7WMGf)

26 I like to say that liberals never abandoned religion, just God.  They've become the worst sort of puritans, with an ever increasing list of what's not kosher (halal, whatever...).

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 05:57 PM (e/SJC)

27

 CDR M at November 08, 2011 09:56 PM (Ybl9g)

Thanks.  Will do.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2011 05:57 PM (jucos)

28 You could try it yourself and see if you get the same effect, but in all likeliness, you'd just be wasting a bottle of Mountain Dew

I may have to buy a bottle and try...just 'cuz well...if it were true, it'd be cool.

Posted by: someone at November 08, 2011 05:58 PM (bqjJT)

29
Heavy D - Dead at 44

Rap in Peace

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2011 05:59 PM (oBrVT)

30

Plus, e-cigs deny them there precious tobacco tax.  I love my e-cig.  Got me to quit the analog smokes 2.5 years ago.

Are they easy to maintain. I've been trying to get my old man to stop smoking for sometime.

I want to get him one. Money is no object, I'd be willing to pay as much as I had to if it got him to stop smoking.

Do you suggest any specific e-cigs or brands.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 05:59 PM (UvdzB)

31 "Why Liberals Hate E-Cigarettes" Didn't need to read that part of the thread, I already know. Because they're controlling assholes who can't stand to see people refusing to tow the line. Also, these are unhappy, judgemental, self-righteous people who really believe that they are not judgemental and not self-righteous.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 08, 2011 06:00 PM (/ggry)

32 According to snopes.com the Mountain Dew glow thing is false.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:01 PM (e/SJC)

33 Evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 06:02 PM (O6q63)

34 I must tell you morons this is the drunkest I've. Been in years, it feels gooooood.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:02 PM (BxlQF)

35

an open minded liberal is the most close minded fukker you will ever meet.

 

 

serious, google it

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 06:02 PM (Sdl9x)

36 24 5 Ok sciencey type morons.... how doesthis work?

The fluorescence doesn't look right and I am unaware of any additive that is in Mountain Dew that would glow when incubated with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda (else you could do this with all kinds of carbonated soda).

My guess is that the guy added some type of glow solution off-camera.

You could try it yourself and see if you get the same effect, but in all likeliness, you'd just be wasting a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 09:56 PM (UR5vq)

Sorry, only have diet.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:02 PM (GULKT)

37 According to snopes.com the Mountain Dew glow thing is false.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 10:01 PM (e/SJC)

Guess I'm so used to ignoring snopes that I quit checking.  Thanks.  That'll save me the disappointment of a 'failed' experiment

Posted by: someone at November 08, 2011 06:03 PM (bqjJT)

38 Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:02 PM (BxlQF) Hang in there mpfs. Drunk is good as long as you get a wicked hangover in the morning to keep you honest. It's a balance thing.

Posted by: USA at November 08, 2011 06:04 PM (6Cjut)

39 Vietnam in HD on History right now. Amazing footage, stories and people.

Posted by: Towncar at November 08, 2011 09:55 PM (WEn2G)

Been there, done that.  ( in color, too ).  

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 08, 2011 06:04 PM (UqKQV)

40

Sorry, only have diet.

Do you have any Mentos?   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:04 PM (UR5vq)

41 I must tell you morons this is the drunkest I've. Been in years, it feels gooooood.

Quick, someone get a bowl of warm water for later!

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:04 PM (e/SJC)

42

boy did Microsoft fuck up Bing, as in the name.

 

 

google is now a verb,

but telling someone to 'Bing it' sounds the geyest of the gey..........

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 06:05 PM (Sdl9x)

43 Hello,tap,tap..s his thing on?

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:05 PM (BxlQF)

44 Guess I'm so used to ignoring snopes that I quit checking.  Thanks.  That'll save me the disappointment of a 'failed' experiment

Their politics stuff is bullshit, but the urban legend stuff is worth using.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:05 PM (e/SJC)

45 Quick, someone get a bowl of warm water for later!

It's only about an hour and half drive to where her family lives in PA...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:05 PM (UR5vq)

46 Is there a molecule that uses sodium that glows?  Because that's what I figure is going on.  The peroxide reacts with sodium bicarbonate to release the sodium ion and probably one of the mountain dew ingredients to form a glowing molecule.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:06 PM (GULKT)

47 I'm hanging in there. Five, count em five msrgaritas with cuervo back. I am shitfaced,or fecesfaced,m whatever.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:07 PM (BxlQF)

48 I don't get the quadrilateral problem. If all edges have a point of tangency, and the quadrilateral is by definition in one plane, how could there be any other points of tangency, and how could the points not be in a plane?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2011 06:07 PM (FcR7P)

49

but telling someone to 'Bing it' sounds the geyest of the gey..........

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 10:05 PM (Sdl9x)

Yeah, they should have called it Hit.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 08, 2011 06:07 PM (Ba7Wl)

50 Well as one pundit pointed out the participants in #Occupy* aren't so much protesters as protest reenactors, aping the counter-culture styles of their grandparents.

Exactly. Have you seen the amount of tie dye drifting through those places?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (piMMO)

51 Did I miss all the crazy? Or does that come later?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (MFAsR)

52 Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 09:59 PM (UvdzB)

Ben, they take a little getting used to but not bad.  I use the Totally Wicked Titan 510 but I am looking to step up to the Tornado or one of the newer models.  You have to make sure you have at least one charged up spare battery and it takes some time to get the right percentage of nicotine solution to get your buzz.  I started out with 12mg but I am using 18mg.  I did try 24mg but holy shit that got me too buzzed.  You do need to clean the atomizer periodically and they last anywhere from 1 to 6 weeks.  Batteries can last a few months before they wear out.  Cartridges you should swap out after about 2 weeks.  It's a trial and error process and something that you just get used to.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (Ybl9g)

53

that reddit thing doesn't sound legit, but it was interesting.

I don't know if it is or not, but it kind of made me cry because I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself, thinking I'm so old, all the good part of my life is over, etc. and that just reminded me how wrong I could be.

Or, I could be totally right. Maybe I should have a drink.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)

54 Kratos, My sister and michelle sayHI!!

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (BxlQF)

55 my store up the street started selling them a couple of weeks ago, not sure of the brand but they say 200 puffs and are 10 bucks each.......... i have been looking at them everyday......... and thinking about it.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (EiCay)

56 47 I'm hanging in there. Five, count em five msrgaritas with cuervo back. I am shitfaced,or fecesfaced,m whatever.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:07 PM (BxlQF)

Hola amiga!!

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:08 PM (Ybl9g)

57 I'm hanging in there. Five, count em five msrgaritas with cuervo back. I am shitfaced,or fecesfaced,m whatever.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:07 PM (BxlQF)

how you doin' ??

Posted by: guy who asks, 'How you doin'? at November 08, 2011 06:09 PM (UqKQV)

58 54 Kratos,
My sister and michelle sayHI!!

Well please tell them HI!! back,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:09 PM (UR5vq)

59 Alright Morons and 'ettes, I need a call from the judges: putting up a picture of yourself wearing a novelty t-shirt printed to look like you're carrying the baby from "The Hangover"; automatic disqualification from potential date?

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:09 PM (e/SJC)

60 Did I miss all the crazy? Or does that come later?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 10:08 PM (MFAsR)

We'll give you a heads up.

Posted by: The Horses at November 08, 2011 06:09 PM (Ba7Wl)

61 Hi y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 06:10 PM (d88g9)

62 Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 10:08 PM (EiCay)

Sounds like the ecigs that come with the cartridge preloaded on the atomizer.  I don't like those as you can't refill them with nicotine solution.  The preloaded cartridge/atomizers are more expensive.  Much cheaper to get the kind where you can refresh the cartridge.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:10 PM (Ybl9g)

63

Well as one pundit pointed out the participants in #Occupy* aren't so much protesters as protest reenactors, aping the counter-culture styles of their grandparents.

all the barriers have been broken down. Women can vote, nothing is sacred, etc etc

There is nothing to protest for anymore. Delta Smelt? Yeah, they're not gonna build a statue for those people.

They're like Brando's character in Rebel Without a Cause. They're simply rebeling against anything. It's the act of rebeling and not the cause that matters. There are simply no good causes left.(in American anyway)

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:10 PM (UvdzB)

64 Pgis, I highly recommend having a drink.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:10 PM (BxlQF)

65 I have an epipe. Love it. Don't get any of the ecigs you see at the mall or those specials on TV. The batteries don't last and the smoke juice sucks. There are tons of what are called 'personal vaporisers' on the market. Google is your friend and you can find everything you need all over the place for any price range.

Posted by: catmman at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (DTzwU)

66 Please help.

Posted by: mpfs' Mustang at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (Ba7Wl)

67 "Get Your Own Damn Counterculture On Occupy L.A.:" Anyone else notice how unhealthy they look? There was a youtube link on verum serum or somewhere, and these people were pasty compared to those of us in Michigan. This one was Portland, they were harassing a tv news crew, and you could tell which ones were protesters and which were tv employees just by the fact that the non-protesters didn't look like they were dying of consumption. And only one of the tv people appeared in front of the camera so it wasn't that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (/ggry)

68 Well as one pundit pointed out the participants in #Occupy* aren't so much protesters as protest reenactors,

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 10:08 PM

 

 

and they mock the shit of Civil War re-enactors, but that is you know actual history not something their parents or grandparents did. 

 

 

these OWS'ers are reenacting stuff done by some who are probably still alive

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (Sdl9x)

69 47 I'm hanging in there. Five, count em five msrgaritas with cuervo back. I am shitfaced,or fecesfaced,m whatever.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:07 PM (BxlQF)

Stay thirsty my friend.

Posted by: Most Interesting Man In The World at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (Ybl9g)

70 Evening 'rons.  I was just in LA last week, visited Hollywood and Simi Valley to see Reagan.

I have to admit, I kinda liked LA.  Even though I got a parking ticket 5 minutes after parking in Venice Beach, broke my iPhone, got stuck in rush hour traffic twice, and stood up by at least 3 hot babes that agreed to have dinner with me but then flaked out.

Also saw the OWS crowd too, right mellow bunch they were, selling paintings and tie dyed t-shirts. 

Posted by: Zooey Deschanel's Adorable Cuteness Supports Rick Perry's Ruger for President at November 08, 2011 06:11 PM (TCyyS)

71 Hey CDR., ca I buy you a drink poo?

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:12 PM (BxlQF)

72 My sister and michelle sayHI!!

Girl, how drunk can you be if you can remember your sister's name, let alone that Kratos met her???  

Evening, all.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 06:12 PM (iBll1)

73 I'm hanging in there. Five, count em five msrgaritas with cuervo back. I am shitfaced,or fecesfaced,m whatever.

Tequila is dangerous for me.  I drink Patron like it's water.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:12 PM (e/SJC)

74 Wow, I am shitfaced.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (BxlQF)

75 Cub Scouts had their Space Derby tonight.  Like the Pinewood Derby, except it's rubber-band-powered rockets.  Bomber Jr came in third.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (d88g9)

76

thanks CDR, sound like more effort than my old man would be up for, especially because I would be forcing this upon him.

I will have to go to the mall and try to find the lowest maintenance one for him.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (UvdzB)

77 where do you get that kind? the drugstore?

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (EiCay)

78 71 Hey CDR., ca I buy you a drink poo?

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:12 PM (BxlQF)

This sailor can never turn down a drink offered by a ginger!

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (Ybl9g)

79

Alright Morons and 'ettes, I need a call from the judges: putting up a picture of yourself wearing a novelty t-shirt printed to look like you're carrying the baby from "The Hangover"; automatic disqualification from potential date?

Yes.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (RZ8pf)

80 >>>I have an epipe. Love it. >>>Don't get any of the ecigs you see at the mall or those specials on TV. The batteries don't last and the smoke juice sucks. There are tons of what are called 'personal vaporisers' on the market. Google is your friend and you can find everything you need all over the place for any price range. zactly. I was thinking of getting an epipe because why not?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (nj1bB)

81 Wow, I am shitfaced.

Are you wearing a lampshade yet?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 08, 2011 06:13 PM (kvZF2)

82 E-cigs are banned in Singapore and real cigarettes are $11.00 a pack.  They won't let you bring any through customs either. 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 08, 2011 06:14 PM (CcNbN)

83 That Rage has got to be BS.  It sounds like it was written by a know-nothing 65 Year - Old liberal know it all, not an 86 Year old realist. He even gets the time line for Pearl Harbor wrong (a year before 1943?).   

Posted by: Minuteman at November 08, 2011 06:14 PM (CGxxU)

84 Or, I could be totally right. Maybe I should have a drink.

Become a cougar.  It's acceptable these days.  And then you can't complain about being old.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:14 PM (e/SJC)

85 Congrats to Bomber Jr., future aeronautics (sp?) engineer!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)

86 My mustang is at home. I came home in the coroner wagon. Hilarity did ensue.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:14 PM (BxlQF)

87 What a Grinch:

Caesar Obama Hath Issued A Decree Taxing All Christmas Trees

Fine then. I'll just get one of those plastic Christmas trees and burn it on the pile after New Years.  Double up-yours! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (UR5vq)

88

Oh damn!  There IS someone else who has watched that show!

Freakin hysterical sometimes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (t7IDU)

89 Plus, only commies are sad that we won the cold war.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (CGxxU)

90

Become a cougar. 

Can't, I'm a Husky.

Sorry, WA state humor.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (RZ8pf)

91 77 where do you get that kind? the drugstore?

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 10:13 PM (EiCay)

Nah.  I get my online at Totally Wicked.  If you do go to buy from them, check this twitter feed for the latest discount codes.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (Ybl9g)

92 81 I'm wearing socks.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:15 PM (BxlQF)

93

Tequila is dangerous for me.  I drink Patron like it's water.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (O6q63)

94 Um, could the zealotry against e-cigs be that they don't rake in the tax revenues?

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (QaKuj)

95 Christmas tree taxes make Baby Jesus cry.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (e/SJC)

96 @92 - anything else?

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (Fw2Gg)

97

Kratos, just looking up basic stuff, it looks like the claim for glowing mountain dew would be the phenylketonurics and the hydrogen peroxide.  Peroxide reacting with a diphenyl oxalate is the reaction for glow sticks. 

Of course the phenylketonurics are also in pepsi.  So I would think its crap.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (GULKT)

98

Freakin hysterical sometimes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 10:15 PM (t7IDU)

The 1st Season was awesome.  2nd Season was a downer and I'm just starting to catch up on the 3rd Season.  Shooting the porn movie in Andre's flat was hillarious.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:16 PM (Ybl9g)

99 I'm wearing socks.

What else?

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:17 PM (e/SJC)

100 94 Um, could the zealotry against e-cigs be that they don't rake in the tax revenues?

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2011 10:16 PM (QaKuj)

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:17 PM (Ybl9g)

101

They've become the worst sort of puritans, with an ever increasing list of what's not kosher

Because someone, somewhere is having a good time, on their own dime.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 08, 2011 06:17 PM (GTbGH)

102

That Rage has got to be BS.  It sounds like it was written by a know-nothing 65 Year - Old liberal know it all, not an 86 Year old realist. He even gets the time line for Pearl Harbor wrong (a year before 1943?).   

Soldiers cheered and wept with relief when hearing about the A bomb getting dropped. They did not stand by in silent horror.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 06:17 PM (O6q63)

103 ok thanks man....... i really have been thinking about them for awhile.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:18 PM (EiCay)

104 92 81
I'm wearing socks.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:15 PM (BxlQF)

Me so horny.

Posted by: 2 Live Crew at November 08, 2011 06:18 PM (Ybl9g)

105 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila, IdontcarewhatyousayIthinkshescuteandImtakingherbacktothehotelroom!

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 06:18 PM (e/SJC)

106 that reddit thing doesn't sound legit, but it was interesting.

What about it makes you think it isn't legitimate?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:18 PM (piMMO)

107 Only the socks and a blankie. That's it fellas. One and get me! Bwah ahahaha.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:19 PM (BxlQF)

108 @82 They tried that shit awhile back on imports of ecigs stuff from China. Didn't last long. Got my epipe (DSE-601) from a vendor near Dallas on-line. got my smoke juice from another vendor somewhere in north Texas - sorry, can't remember the names of the vendors off the top of my head.

Posted by: catmman at November 08, 2011 06:19 PM (DTzwU)

109 93

Tequila is dangerous for me. I drink Patron like it's water.

One tequila, two tequila, tree teliqua, floor!

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 10:16 PM (O6q63)

FTFY

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:19 PM (GULKT)

110 I must tell you morons this is the drunkest I've. Been in years, it feels gooooood. Posted by: mpfs And tomorrow, you are going to feel the baddest you have in years. Ouch in advance. I know, I did that to myself last June at the U2 show.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 06:20 PM (obVR5)

111 For the records, I just remember the rhyme. I've consumed very little tequila in my life.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 06:21 PM (O6q63)

112

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 10:16 PM (Ybl9g)

I am amazed at what they can get away with on cable anymore.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 06:21 PM (t7IDU)

113 Keyrst...it was good to let go tonight with my sister and old friends. I'm drunk but its all good.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:22 PM (BxlQF)

114 So I would think its crap.

Agreed.  This is one of those videos people put up in order to get others to go on wild-goose chases.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:22 PM (UR5vq)

115

zactly.

I was thinking of getting an epipe because why not?

I took up smoking a real pipe for 3-4 months. I do not recommend it at all.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:22 PM (UvdzB)

116 Real cigars are still awesome though.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:23 PM (Ybl9g)

117

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:19 PM (BxlQF)

driving the meat wagon drunk, wearing socks and a blanket........  and that right there boys is why we love the Ettes..................

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:23 PM (EiCay)

118 We'll give you a heads up. Posted by: The Horses How the hell are you guys managing to post from that "glue" factory she sent you to?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 06:24 PM (obVR5)

119

Are they easy to maintain. I've been trying to get my old man to stop smoking for sometime.

I want to get him one. Money is no object, I'd be willing to pay as much as I had to if it got him to stop smoking.

Do you suggest any specific e-cigs or brands.

I got the Volt- kinda the 2nd generation of e-cigs.  It's the only one I've tried, but the reviews were good and I agree.  Decent battery life (especially with the longer battery), easy to use.  You can either buy new cartridges or refill them with the fluid, which is cheaper.  I've found you can refill them many times.

The only real maintenance is charging them and refilling the cartridges if you go that route.

I quit smoking in two days after getting it- then only because that's how long it took to finish off the pack I had left.  They're not exactly the same as regular cigs, but a good substitute.

If you get the Volt, don't bother with the recharging case with a battery in it- it's not worth it.  I'd recommend spending the extra $1 each for the longer batteries; two is enough if you remember to charge them.

No affiliation, blah blah blah.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:24 PM (SY2Kh)

120 @115 epipe is a completely different experience. Not bad at all.

Posted by: catmman at November 08, 2011 06:24 PM (DTzwU)

121 Caesar Obama Hath Issued A Decree Taxing All Christmas Trees What if I'm only going to observe Winter Solstice with said tree?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2011 06:24 PM (FcR7P)

122 They're like Brando's character in Rebel Without a Cause Sacriledge! Not brando, James Dean.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 06:25 PM (obVR5)

123 No, no race an. I was in the back of the meatwagon. Its like coming home. :-)

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 06:25 PM (BxlQF)

124 hi all
yeah as Kratos pointed out, the glowing mountain dew thing is crap
they probably added some luminol to the mountain dew ahead of time

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:25 PM (s7mIC)

125 114 So I would think its crap.

Agreed. This is one of those videos people put up in order to get others to go on wild-goose chases.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 10:22 PM (UR5vq)

Yeah, its one of those things that if you know the chemistry for glowsticks it seems plausible.  Peroxide and a phenyl and some dye?  "Well Mountain Dew has phenyls and dyes so maybe it would work?"

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:25 PM (GULKT)

126

that reddit thing doesn't sound legit, but it was interesting.

What about it makes you think it isn't legitimate?

I've never met a person in their 80s who writes like a 20 year old on the internet

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:26 PM (UvdzB)

127 #76: Here's a review that might help you; it's the e-cig they sell at 7-Eleven, at least in some areas. I'm not sure if it's available in your neck of the woods. http://www.electroniccigarettereview.com/7-11-e-cigs-xhale-o2-mini-review/

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 06:26 PM (vQfJ3)

128 Girls, why are cons so GD dumb?

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:26 PM (UdqnK)

129

lyric,   they got a name for the winners in the world  and i want a name when i lose, they call alabama the crimson tide call me deacon blue.

 

Posted by: elliemaeclampitt at November 08, 2011 06:26 PM (a5249)

130 "Get Your Own Damn Counterculture On Occupy L.A.:" Anyone else notice how unhealthy they look? There was a youtube link on verum serum or somewhere, and these people were pasty compared to those of us in Michigan. This one was Portland, they were harassing a tv news crew, and you could tell which ones were protesters and which were tv employees just by the fact that the non-protesters didn't look like they were dying of consumption. And only one of the tv people appeared in front of the camera so it wasn't that. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 08, 2011 10:11 PM (/ggry) A combination of heroin chic, the papery skin of the vegan and the new dose of cholera they just contracted from their tent-mate. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2011 06:26 PM (9Lm5R)

131 Just want to give you all a heads up that if we lose tonight TP will go up $5 a package.

Posted by: Costco at November 08, 2011 06:27 PM (Ba7Wl)

132 Caesar Obama Hath Issued A Decree Taxing All Christmas Trees

Call Snookie what you will, but I thought she was pretty damned insightful in her take on the tax on tanning salons: It was a tax on white people.

Now we have a tax on Christianity too.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:27 PM (piMMO)

133 Fucking italics thingy... grr.

Anyways, here's the kit I'd get; opt for the 78mm batteries and order a bottle of fluid and you'll be set.  Search Google and you should be able to find a discount code.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:28 PM (SY2Kh)

134 Drinking lots of Gatorade is a decent hangover pre-emptive.

I don't know how well it works if you mix the Gatorade with vodka, though.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 08, 2011 06:28 PM (kvZF2)

135

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 10:25 PM (BxlQF)

well that sounds like fun also,,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:28 PM (EiCay)

136 is teh blog broken?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:29 PM (s7mIC)

137 I've never met a person in their 80s who writes like a 20 year old on the internet

I work with folks near retirement that are quite young. Their grandchildren will help to keep them that way.

It's all about attitude and outlook. My great-grandfather got remarried when he was in his 90s.

The folks who stop learning and engaging are the ones who drop dead.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:30 PM (piMMO)

138 http://gizmodo.com/5857585/this-video-shows-why- photoshop-would-never-cease-to-amaze-me I think this is reverse video. I think he starts with a photo, makes a drawing from that, but reverses the sequence of events to make it look like the photo comes from the drawing.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2011 06:30 PM (nj1bB)

139 I blame raykon.

Posted by: CDR M at November 08, 2011 06:31 PM (Ybl9g)

140 137 is teh blog broken?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 10:29 PM (s7mIC)

Most of us are at #occupyrichardgere.

Posted by: The Hamsters at November 08, 2011 06:31 PM (Ba7Wl)

141 Oh, and I have a part time job taking phone orders. When I ask for an email address from the elderly callers, about 60%-70 of them have one.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:31 PM (piMMO)

142

I don't know how well it works if you mix the Gatorade with vodka, though.

Did that...got sick as a bastard. I assumed it was a result of the electrolytes and electrolyte killers at war in my bloodstream.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 08, 2011 06:32 PM (t7IDU)

143 is teh blog broken?

When is it not?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:32 PM (SY2Kh)

144 Anyone else creeped out by a certain someone hanging around the ONT, tonight?

Posted by: ONT Clique at November 08, 2011 06:33 PM (Ba7Wl)

145 RayCON sucks, they are trying to defeat him and they pay the price

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:33 PM (UdqnK)

146 By the way, not to turn this thread into another Cain one, but you HAVE to go over to Hot Air and see Mark Block's latest UNBELIEVABLE FUCKUP from Hannity tonight.

Literally, unbelievable.  As Ed Morrissey says in the comments, if he isn't fired by Cain tomorrow, then Cain is toast.  But then again Cain's already toast.

Seriously, I won't ruin it.  It's hilarious.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 06:33 PM (hIWe1)

147 Shit, Jeff B., too?

Posted by: ONT Clique at November 08, 2011 06:34 PM (Ba7Wl)

148

Several of my friends have had kids in the after school choir at my son's school. In past years they have performed a holiday concert, the usual assortment of generic Christmas songs, Hannukah songs, and a Kwanzaa song thrown in there to get away with singing a Christmas song. This year's song line-up is:

Supermassive Black Hole by Muse
Viva la Vida by ColdPlay
Young Blood by Naked & Famous
Lost in My Mind by the Head and the Heart

These are 3rd-6th graders singing this music. And they will perform them in front of the whole school--Kindergarten included. As my son said, upon hearing one of the songs "that is so inappropriate"

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:35 PM (RZ8pf)

149

Yeah, its one of those things that if you know the chemistry for glowsticks it seems plausible.  Peroxide and a phenyl and some dye?  "Well Mountain Dew has phenyls and dyes so maybe it would work?"

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 10:25 PM (GULKT)

And some of us don't even come close thinking it through so much, we just go ooohhhh it's glowing -- that'd be a fun party trick. 

Posted by: someone at November 08, 2011 06:35 PM (bqjJT)

150 Hi ace, how's life

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)

151 So if an airline is going to let men watch pron while sitting in seats that others will have to use, could they at least have the decency to have vinyl upholstery so that the seats can be squeegeed off between passengers? Are the airline going to be given rubber gloves to use during between flight cleanings? I'm envisioning being stuck on a 6 hour flight next to some sweaty perv with a blanket over his lap, while he watches pron. Even worse than crying babies and bratty kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 08, 2011 06:36 PM (/ggry)

152

Well, to be precise, my full statement was:

"I see no possible downside to this. Aside from the obvious entertainment value it'll most likely drive people with small children and screaming babies to patronize other, non-smutty, airlines. Once this proves a stunning success, I predict Ryanair will take the next logical step and provide in-flight stripper and lap-dance services. After all, the flight attendents do seem to have a lot of free time on their hands between meal services. The FAA might have some initial safety concerns about where to locate the stripper poles, but I'm sure there's a workaround for that."

But Maet and his legal mouthpiece, Ms. Allred, chose to release only that portion of my statement which would bolster their case. I stand by my claim that Ryanair's potential actions will result in nothing short of awesomeness and will offer additional proof of that in comments to come.

Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2011 06:36 PM (4T2lB)

153 thanks hollowpoint

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:37 PM (UvdzB)

154 dang Ace, you have posted twice on the ONT tonight......... guess you have heard it gets weird here sometimes..... dont ban us because most of us are drinking and want remember why.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:37 PM (EiCay)

155 They're making a big deal of the judge who wrote the Obamacare decision being a conservative voice for Obamacare......but from what it sounds like he's saying, he might not be going that way at all. He might be saying, "as an appellate court, we have to follow the Supremes -- and that batch of clowns has screwed the pooch on the Commerce Clause since Wickard. Therefore, we have to add this to the overwhelming pile of Commerce Clause decisions that the Supremes need to reverse when they pull their heads out of their asses. Maybe this will be the straw."

Posted by: cthulhu at November 08, 2011 06:37 PM (kaalw)

156 Seriously, I won't ruin it.  It's hilarious.

Wow.  Just... wow.

If I wasn't so predisposed to disbelieve conspiracy theories, I'd be tempted to suggest that Cain is intentionally sandbagging himself.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:37 PM (SY2Kh)

157 My dad gave up flying his airplane when he was 70--he hated the physicals the insurance company wanted him to have every six months. So, in a fit of silliness, he took up mountain running, lost 30 lbs. and now that he is 82, he gets to win all his races in his very own age group.

Age is really just a number if you keep on keeping on.

Now if we could just get him to keep his shirt on when he runs, everyone else would be happy, too.

Posted by: tcn at November 08, 2011 06:37 PM (hQX3k)

158 Hehe, South Park is going to make fun of the "History" Channel tomorrow

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:38 PM (GULKT)

159

I don't know how well it works if you mix the Gatorade with vodka, though.

Did that...got sick as a bastard. I assumed it was a result of the electrolytes and electrolyte killers at war in my bloodstream.

when i was in highschool, we would cut a small hole in a water mellon and pour an entire bottle of vodka in it. Then we'd let it sit in a fridge overnight and eat it the next day.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:38 PM (UvdzB)

160 So if an airline is going to let men watch pron while sitting in seats that others will have to use, could they at least have the decency to have vinyl upholstery so that the seats can be squeegeed off between passengers? Are the airline going to be given rubber gloves to use during between flight cleanings?

Men?

I see a gender discrimination suit in their future.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:38 PM (piMMO)

161 155 dang Ace, you have posted twice on the ONT tonight......... guess you have heard it gets weird here sometimes..... dont ban us because most of us are drinking and want remember why.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (EiCay)

Actually he's up to 4

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (GULKT)

162 Charles is the king, Ace is the prince (step child)

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (UdqnK)

163 It's a veritable who's who at the hq in here...

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (JheO3)

164 If I wasn't so predisposed to disbelieve conspiracy theories, I'd be tempted to suggest that Cain is intentionally sandbagging himself.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (SY2Kh)

Take him out, Jeff B.  He knows too much.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (Ba7Wl)

165 One of the lions escaped at our zoo today. Unfortunately it didn't eat any hippies while it was loose.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)

166 Oh crap, Ryanair doesn't seem to fly in the US

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:39 PM (s7mIC)

167 Most of us are at #occupyrichardgere. Posted by: The Hamsters How did that happen? Gerbil shortage?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 06:40 PM (obVR5)

168 when i was in highschool, we would cut a small hole in a water mellon and pour an entire bottle of vodka in it. Then we'd let it sit in a fridge overnight and eat it the next day.

We spiked a melon for my 18th birthday. Yum.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:40 PM (piMMO)

169 >>>Take him out, Jeff B.  He knows too much.

Ricin or strychnine this time, my liege?

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 06:41 PM (hIWe1)

170 Block is a  blockhead. How did people not see this with that cringeworthy smoking ad?


Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:41 PM (MFAsR)

171 thanks hollowpoint

Sure thing.  If enough people get on the e-cig bandwagon, it'll be that much more difficult to ban them.

One thing I forgot- for someone trying to quit smoking (and I'm convinced that e-cigs are the easiest way to do so after using them), get the 24mg (strongest) cartridges / filters or fluid.  If desired, you can cut down the nicotine level later.

Actually made a gal (smoker) cough after telling her to take a long drag off one.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:41 PM (SY2Kh)

172 One of the lions escaped at our zoo today. Unfortunately it didn't eat any hippies while it was loose.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 10:39 PM (RZ8pf)

The lion was enjoying himself. I wouldn't wish hippie meat on anyone, particularly if they want to live.

Posted by: tcn at November 08, 2011 06:42 PM (hQX3k)

173 Thank God all the non inebriates are gone

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:42 PM (UdqnK)

174 Posted by: genghis at November 08, 2011 10:36 PM (4T2lB)

If it was some other airline than Ryanair, I'd be thinking that you could ignore the porn on the in-flight entertainment. Since it's Ryanair, though, I immediately thought of stewardesses announcing, "ok, now it's rows 20 to 23 that are being filmed" after coming by those rows to hand out lube and sex toys and set up cameras.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 08, 2011 06:43 PM (kaalw)

175 Goddamnit it is way too early for the stupid Christmas-song parody commercials. 

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 06:43 PM (d88g9)

176 167 One of the lions escaped at our zoo today. Unfortunately it didn't eat any hippies while it was loose.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 10:39 PM (RZ8pf)


Sorry pal, rates have gone up

Posted by: Seattle city zookeeper on the take at November 08, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)

177 For those of you on the other side of the country, was NCIS as much of a tear jerker this evening as I suspect it will be? You don't have to spoiler it or anything, I just want to know if I need a big box of kleenex next to me to watch it.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)

178 You guys are talking about quitting smoking and after tonight's election I feel like I want to start.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:44 PM (MFAsR)

179 For those of you on the other side of the country, was NCIS as much of a tear jerker this evening as I suspect it will be? You don't have to spoiler it or anything, I just want to know if I need a big box of kleenex next to me to watch it.

I don't watch it. Sorry.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:44 PM (piMMO)

180 I love booze, even though I dont know what country I am in. Hope it is not illegal.

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:45 PM (UdqnK)

181 You guys are talking about quitting smoking and after tonight's election I feel like I want to start.

Just cigarettes.  What- you think I'm going to give up smoking PCP?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:45 PM (SY2Kh)

182 Now if we could just get him to keep his shirt on when he runs, everyone else would be happy, too.

There was an old guy in San Angelo that ran with his shirt off.  The fellow had to be in his eighties.  His whole skin looked like it was going to slide off every time he took a step.  I was horrified and totally impressed by him.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2011 06:45 PM (mjR67)

183 How'd that go, lacey?  I heard the union thing wasn't going well, but haven't heard about the obamacare one.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 06:45 PM (d88g9)

184 179 You guys are talking about quitting smoking and after tonight's election I feel like I want to start.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 10:44 PM (MFAsR)

I'm going to need to get myself another liter of Vodka for this weekend.  Wish there was a good cigar store around here too so I could pick up some Cohibas.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (GULKT)

185 Unfortunately it didn't eat any hippies while it was loose. Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle Probably knew it would to serious indigestion.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (obVR5)

186 178 For those of you on the other side of the country, was NCIS as much of a tear jerker this evening as I suspect it will be? You don't have to spoiler it or anything, I just want to know if I need a big box of kleenex next to me to watch it.

Yeah it was terrible when the zombies invaded.

Oh wait, you said no spoilers?  Sorry.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (s7mIC)

187 For the love of all that is good, would someone please take down that vid of Allred giving a handjob?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (piMMO)

188 Christmas tree tax. Think the SCOAMF will do an Easter egg tax?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (/ggry)

189 Finland, I just checked

Posted by: Girls at November 08, 2011 06:46 PM (UdqnK)

190 Ace you came to the right place, pull up a chair. you seem to have been alittle tense lately......  the ONT is the place for you..... dont tell us whats on your mind, we already know.....  do you like Cod fish?

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:47 PM (EiCay)

191 Yeah it was terrible when the zombies invaded.

Oh wait, you said no spoilers?  Sorry.

I was sooo tempted to make up something.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:47 PM (piMMO)

192 when i was in highschool, we would cut a small hole in a water mellon and pour an entire bottle of vodka in it. Then we'd let it sit in a fridge overnight and eat it the next day. I used to do frozen vodka/tomato balls (shut up) for family gatherings. Blanch and peel a bowl of cherry tomatoes, pour vodka over the lot and toss in the freezer overnight. Serve on toothpicks. A little bit like a Bloody Mary on a stick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2011 06:47 PM (9Lm5R)

193 And you know what the Ohio public unions are going to do.  They are going to get revenge.  They are going to time their most outrageous demands right before election time when Kasich wants to look his best.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:47 PM (s7mIC)

194 188 For the love of all that is good, would someone please take down that vid of Allred giving a handjob?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 10:46 PM (piMMO)

Isn't she technically the one "pitching" in that?

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 06:48 PM (GULKT)

195

There's no update on the missing boy here, but the story keeps getting fishier. Apparently no one has seen the boy for at least 2 weeks. A neighbor says she saw the boy about 2 weeks ago but not since then. And, the mom is claiming that she was on that particular road that early in the morning because the he was sick and she was taking him to the emergency room.

Soooo, you leave a sick 2 year old alone in a car for an hour? Yeah, right.

Also, the dad was granted visitation rights on Thursday in mediation and the mom initially agreed to it, but began having second thoughts the next day.

I wish some people would realize Law & Order is a television show, not a how to guide.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)

196 Sure thing.  If enough people get on the e-cig bandwagon, it'll be that much more difficult to ban them.

shit. I'm watching the videos online about how to fill and maintain them. It's like 10-15 minutes of work. He'll never go for that. I need something easier.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:48 PM (UvdzB)

197 dont tell us whats on your mind, we already know..... do you like Cod fish? Pollock Rocks! Cod Sucks!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2011 06:50 PM (9Lm5R)

198 They can't stand too much light, too much winter home heating, too much good food, too much fun, too much national pride, too fast cars, too big cars, too much anything that someone else might not have.

They are the ultimate killjoys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 08, 2011 09:51 PM (niZvt)

sure they do, for themselves but us peons are expected to hunker down and wear sweaters.

Posted by: willow at November 08, 2011 06:50 PM (h+qn8)

199 Isn't she technically the one "pitching" in that?

I see no balls in that vid.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:50 PM (piMMO)

200 but haven't heard about the obamacare one.

The state HC opt-out did pass but it won't be upheld when (not if) it goes to court.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:51 PM (MFAsR)

201

Pollock Rocks!

Cod Sucks!

That was a good ONT.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)

202

PGIS, I don't think it's going to end well. I saw on fox news that the mother had dreams about strangling her 2 year old.

Posted by: robtr at November 08, 2011 06:52 PM (MtwBb)

203

MODERN WARFARE 3

buy it!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 06:52 PM (R7NIt)

204 Oh dear Lord.

Fox Philly is reporting Sandusky's victim count at closer to 20 now.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:52 PM (piMMO)

205 yeah, speaking of unions...
so the 2010 election sends the biggest ever R majority to the capitol here in Missouri
and they can't even get a right-to-work law passed, in a much more conservative state than Wisconsin or Ohio
pussies, all of them

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:52 PM (s7mIC)

206 wow...I had a long message typed, and suddenly it went *poof*

Okay, the short version:  I quit smoking last April after 30 years of a pack a day habit.  What did it was simply making the decision to not smoke tobacco.  I didn't have to quit the habit, and I didn't have to beat nicotine because I got an e cig.  It was a cakewalk.  I'm weaning myself off the nicotine now; started with 24mg nicotine liquid, and now I'm down to 6mg.

I've been through several devices, as most people do early on, but like many people I've settled on what seems to be the gold standard of e cig products:  made by a Chinese manufacturer called Joye.  My particular model is called the "Ego," but also popular is one called their 510.  Wicked's products are actually relabeled Joye devices.

I go through an online supplier called MadVapes.  Great service, for what it's worth.  I recommend searching for them online.  Also worthwhile would be spending a bit of time on a forum like this one:  http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com.  You'll learn a lot.  My preferred setup is the Joye Ego battery with a "passthru" mini-usb connection to hook up to my computer (charges while using!) and a mega-sized cartomizer.  I tried the tanks, but gave up after lots of problems with the wicks in the atomizers.  It's complicated...

Just remember:  e cigs wear out.  Batteries are only good for 3 months or so, and atomizers probably need to be replaced every week or two.  No big deal...it's still a heck of a lot cheaper than tobacco. 

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 08, 2011 06:52 PM (LEcV+)

207 Is Editor pro pollock or cod? I forget.

Posted by: robtr at November 08, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)

208

206  hey chemjeff

so.....

the video the other day?  wtf?

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 06:53 PM (R7NIt)

209 Oh and if you're not following the 'FakeMarkBlock' on twitter, now's the time to start. 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:53 PM (MFAsR)

210 The state HC opt-out did pass but it won't be upheld when (not if) it goes to court.

That's good, the first part at least.  Missouri did the same thing, but I think the state legislature just decided to ignore the vote.  Who needs the courts?

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 06:53 PM (d88g9)

211 I see no balls in that vid. Tape is the key.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at November 08, 2011 06:53 PM (obVR5)

212

208  pollock

he gets pissy when you diss them

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 06:54 PM (R7NIt)

213 shit. I'm watching the videos online about how to fill and maintain them. It's like 10-15 minutes of work. He'll never go for that. I need something easier.

Nah- not even close; takes me all of 30 seconds.  Unscrew the cartridge, put the cover on the battery end to prevent leakage, pop the top off, drip in some liquid, let it settle for a minute or two.

You can get the pre-filled cartridges though; a little more expensive, but all he'd need to do is screw a new one on.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2011 06:54 PM (SY2Kh)

214 cod fish shoots pollocks with crossbows and laughs at them............. and steels their beer.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 06:54 PM (EiCay)

215 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2011 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

216 Pollock Rocks!

He sucks. You call that art?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:54 PM (piMMO)

217 Add this to the ever-growing pile of things you wouldn't see at a Tea Party:

Occupy Portland: News Crew Attacked By Protester, “You Nazi F*cking Americans”…

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (UR5vq)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (mLV+t)

219 Good evening.

I shaved today.  I went from looking like Moses to looking like...well...not Moses.

Holy shit but the smoothness if freaking me out.

OH GOD!  THE AIR!  MAKE IT STOP TOUCHING MY FACE!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (F79HU)

220 Speaking of Vodka, I've found my new drink --

Vanilla Stoli with Cranberry Pomegranate juice.

I'd have some tonight but considering the mood I'd probably drink the entire bottle.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (MFAsR)

221

PGIS, I don't think it's going to end well. I saw on fox news that the mother had dreams about strangling her 2 year old.

I am still hoping that she just stashed the boy with one of her friends or relatives. But I know you are probably right. Especially since she is refusing the polygraph test and has hired a criminal defense attorney.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (RZ8pf)

222 shit. I'm watching the videos online about how to fill and maintain them. It's like 10-15 minutes of work. He'll never go for that. I need something easier.

yeah, that is the problem I have with diets.  Most of them start out with something like "On your first day, for breakfast, whip up a Feta Cheese and Broccoli Egg-White Omelette with Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice" and I'm like, there is no way I am conscious enough at 5:30 AM to be whipping up anything more complicated than a bowl of cereal or a packet of instant oatmeal

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:55 PM (s7mIC)

223 Hi Robert, how ya doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (s7mIC)

224  yeah, speaking of unions...
so the 2010 election sends the biggest ever R majority to the capitol here in Missouri
and they can't even get a right-to-work law passed, in a much more conservative state than Wisconsin or Ohio
pussies, all of them

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 10:52 PM (s7mIC)

Missouri was right to work when I built some apartments there. We just had to have two entrances if we had some union trades. One for the Union and one for the non union. Did it change?

Posted by: robtr at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (MtwBb)

225 wow...I had a long message typed, and suddenly it went *poof*

If you're going long, always copy your comment, just in case.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (piMMO)

226 If SCOAMF declares a fapping tax, economic crisis solved!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (4q5tP)

227

Nah- not even close; takes me all of 30 seconds.  Unscrew the cartridge, put the cover on the battery end to prevent leakage, pop the top off, drip in some liquid, let it settle for a minute or two.

You can get the pre-filled cartridges though; a little more expensive, but all he'd need to do is screw a new one on.

I need to thoroughly research this. I need one that is as low maintenance as possible. I need it to be almost as easy as walking into a store, buying a pack and lighting up a cigarette.

Smoking is easy, I need something that can compete.

Posted by: Ben at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (UvdzB)

228 Who needs the courts?

Or Congress!

Fuck all y'all!!

Posted by: Barack O'Executive Order at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (MFAsR)

229 I'm watching the videos online about how to fill and maintain them. It's like 10-15 minutes of work. He'll never go for that. I need something easier.

Doesn't need to be anything like that, Ben.  Seriously, check out the outfit I mentioned above...Mega Cartomizer and big Ego battery.  It's pretty much idiot proof.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (LEcV+)

230 Yo, genghis!

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 06:56 PM (O6q63)

231 vanilla vodka and coke is really yummy too.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

232 Hi Robert, how ya doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 10:56 PM (s7mIC)

I need you to whip together some kind of compund that keeps air from touching my face.  DO EEEEET!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 06:57 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 06:57 PM (mLV+t)

234 the video the other day?  wtf?

What, you mean the experimental dance video?
I was just trying to raise up the cultural awareness of the denizens of the AoSHQ.

(Actually, it was a way that I saw to get nekkid boobehs posted directly under the guise of 'art')

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:57 PM (s7mIC)

235 I need you to whip together some kind of compund that keeps air from touching my face.  DO EEEEET!!!!

I did already.  It's called a "plastic bag".

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:58 PM (s7mIC)

236 Both of those drinks sound tasty, lacey and PGiS.  I may have to buy some vanilla vodka tomorrow.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2011 06:59 PM (mjR67)

237
Holy shit but the smoothness if freaking me out.

You'll get used to it, and never go back, Puddin' Cup.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 06:59 PM (iBll1)

238 It's called a "plastic bag".

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 10:58 PM (s7mIC)

But then I would have to punch holes in it to breathe.  And then that would cause air to touch my face.

I need you to make me some kind of plaster.  Made out of hymens.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 06:59 PM (F79HU)

239 robtr, apparently so

http://tinyurl.com/blrod7p

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)

240 206 yeah, speaking of unions...
so the 2010 election sends the biggest ever R majority to the capitol here in Missouri
and they can't even get a right-to-work law passed, in a much more conservative state than Wisconsin or Ohio
pussies, all of them

Crooks, more likely. From what I've read of Blunt and his boys, the good ol' boy network is strong there.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:00 PM (6GvAC)

241 2 Libs hate everything except government and gay sex
Posted by: Major Major Major Major at November 08, 2011 09:46 PM

Simplifies our weekly plots so we can fight over the song of the week

Posted by: Glee writers at November 08, 2011 07:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

242 I need you to make me some kind of plaster.  Made out of hymens.

You'll have to go down the hall to the Hannibal Lecter division of Chemjeff Chemical Corp.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)

243 Okay. I have a bit of hope for this piece.

There's been no huge uproar. No big demand for it. And 60 Minutes took upon themselves. It must be a good story.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:00 PM (piMMO)

244 You'll get used to it, and never go back, Puddin' Cup.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 10:59 PM (iBll1)

*Prays*

Please, LAWD, please let me have my facial hair back.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:01 PM (F79HU)

245 Crooks, more likely. From what I've read of Blunt and his boys, the good ol' boy network is strong there.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 11:00 PM (6GvAC)


yeah that is what I'm afraid of.

I think this place makes Louisiana seem squeaky-clean by comparison.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:01 PM (s7mIC)

246 Wow, I am shitfaced.
Drink poo will do that to you. [Now to see if anyone in the past 150 comments typed the same thing. See you in 30 minutes.]

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2011 07:01 PM (/VGq8)

247 245 Dang, Pelosi almost looks cute in that pic

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:02 PM (6GvAC)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:02 PM (mLV+t)

249 I need you to make me some kind of plaster. Made out of hymens. You could always conduct that smell test you farmed out to chemjeff yourself.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:03 PM (obVR5)

250 You'll have to go down the hall to the Hannibal Lecter division of Chemjeff Chemical Corp.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:

Oh good, and it just so happens I have some fahva beans and a nice chianti. Should I bring liver?

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:03 PM (F79HU)

251 eh - I tried to grow a beard once, it grew very slowly and in the mean time I looked like some redneck from the mountains of West Virginia, so I abandoned that adventure

(no offense to our West Virginia morons)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:04 PM (s7mIC)

252 What was it that Sun Tzu said?  "When weak, appear strong"?

Iran Threatens 'Street War' in Tel Aviv

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:04 PM (UR5vq)

253 Robert empty all your puddin cups in a large bowl and dip your face in it. that should work.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 07:04 PM (EiCay)

254 Hey chemjeff, is it snowing there yet?  I just heard it is over in Topeka, heading this way.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 07:04 PM (d88g9)

255 245  I fight so very hard against those evil credit card companies in which husband invests.

Posted by: Nan Nan at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (mjR67)

256 Passing out. Night all.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (BxlQF)

257 Member that Cheers episode where the guys had the beard-growing contest? Poor Cliff looked like a warewoof. That was a great episode.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (MFAsR)

258 "Anyone else notice how unhealthy they look?" It's because they're hardcore drug addicts and alcoholics. I know a gal who has a 22 year old son that looks exactly like these losers. He's got the skin tone of a zombie because he sits around all day in a house doing drugs and drinking for days straight without sleep. Too, his diet positively sucks as he eats only junk food and fast food. He almost died earlier this year when he suffered organ failure due to alcohol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (AF1jB)

259 I'm thinking about trying ecigs or an epipe to help me get off the Nicorettes.  It's been 10 fucking years.

I once had to break a seconal habit yet......

I am nicotine's bitch. 

Posted by: CeeloBadger at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (opFg/)

260 256 Hey chemjeff, is it snowing there yet?  I just heard it is over in Topeka, heading this way.

god I hope not
let me check

nope no snow, just very wet

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:05 PM (s7mIC)

261 What was it that Sun Tzu said?  "When weak, appear strong"?

Listening/reading Kissinger, they apparently take Sun Tzu quite seriously over there.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:06 PM (piMMO)

262 God bless ya, mpfs, drink some water before you pass out!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:06 PM (iBll1)

263 Passing out. Night all. Nite. take some aspirin and chug some water.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:06 PM (obVR5)

264 night mpfs.

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 07:07 PM (EiCay)

265 And just as I type that, I read this little blurb:

Defective Military HardwareÂ…From China?

It is ironic because during the 1980's, CIA front-companies sold defective parts to the USSR which caused oil-supply disruptions and lead to other acts of industrial sabotage.  This is more insidious. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:07 PM (UR5vq)

266 Robert empty all your puddin cups in a large bowl and dip your face sit in it. that should work.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:07 PM (piMMO)

267

 just very wet

Soooo tempting.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

268 Plus, only commies are sad that we won the cold war.
I didn't get that far as my bullshit detector hit "11" over Pearl Harbor; not recognizing that landings in Japan, that might have involved him and his buddies directly, were worse for them and the world; and giving a shit about the French in Dien Bien Phu in 1954 thinking it would involve the U.S. or signalled U.S. involvement either in the future or (incorrectly) then.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2011 07:07 PM (/VGq8)

269 Nite. take some aspirin and chug some water.

the absolute best defense.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:08 PM (piMMO)

270 Good night mpfs, may your hangover be mercifully mild

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:08 PM (s7mIC)

271 My son is doing no shave november.  ugh..

Isn't that to raise awareness of prostate cancer?

Posted by: Nan Nan at November 08, 2011 07:09 PM (mjR67)

272 I heart's that 86 year old "rage" comic

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:09 PM (6GvAC)

273 Night mpfs.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:09 PM (UR5vq)

274

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at November 08, 2011 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)


yup, and it's even very wet, in full view of the neighbors!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:09 PM (s7mIC)

275

i don't always use tobacco.  when i do, i prefer skoal.

i am the most interesting man in the world.

Posted by: whiskey tango at November 08, 2011 07:10 PM (JvP2I)

276 no shave november?  What is the point?  So that you get to wear hair nets under your armpits in order to serve Thanksgiving dinner?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:10 PM (s7mIC)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:11 PM (mLV+t)

278 I know a gal who has a 22 year old son that looks exactly like these losers.

A gal? Where's the dad?

Posted by: Zimriel suspecteth Issues at November 08, 2011 07:11 PM (6GvAC)

279 Oh, that is for a guy.  Never mind.  I thought it was a chick doing no-shave November.

Carry on then.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:11 PM (s7mIC)

280 Oh good, and it just so happens I have some fahva beans and a nice chianti. Should I bring liver?

For some reason, Dahmer crossed my mind today. I couldn't remember how he had died (beaten with a broom handle) and Wiki'd him.

How would you like to spend the rest of your life knowing you handed over a naked and bleeding 14 year old boy to Dahmer after he had fled the house, and with two women begging you not to do it?

See Paterno? It could be worse.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:11 PM (piMMO)

281 "Please, LAWD, please let me have my facial hair back." You think the air sensation is weird? Wait until you take a shower tomorrow morning. It is...interesting. I need to shave off my beard too. I work from home now so it's no big shakes if I don't shave for a day or two or sixty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:12 PM (AF1jB)

282 Maybe I should try again to grow a beard.  I don't know.

So, what do you think PGiS & bebe's boobs, do you think I would look good with a beard?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:13 PM (s7mIC)

283 snow?

Posted by: navycopjoe pawning your ass on MW3 at November 08, 2011 07:13 PM (R7NIt)

284 Oh, that is for a guy.  Never mind.  I thought it was a chick doing no-shave November.

Some guys miss the 70s.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:13 PM (e/SJC)

285 Yeah yeah NCJ we get it, you don't get snow out there in the beautiful paradise known as Hawaii.

You just get lava and tsunamis instead.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:14 PM (s7mIC)

286 Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 11:11 PM (mLV+t)

Just an expression, ray, no need to get your existential panties in an uproar tonight.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:14 PM (iBll1)

287 Any recommendations for hotels to stay in Austin?

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:14 PM (e/SJC)

288 I went immediately to e-cigs and haven't gone back. IMMEDIATELY. Don't even crave the old things and I've lost my chronic cough in one month. I recommend GreenSmoke.com Excellent easy selection. Pricey but worth it as it's the simplest and least messy as there are no liquid or containers to mess with. Just make yourself do it, smokers. You can puff tons of vapor and the things even heat up on your fingers.

Posted by: Anonymoose at November 08, 2011 07:15 PM (upYKs)

289 eh - I tried to grow a beard once, it grew very slowly and in the mean time I looked like some redneck from the mountains of West Virginia, so I abandoned that adventure

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:04 PM (s7mIC)

How long ago was that?  Try again for great win!

Chicks dig guys with awesome beards.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:15 PM (F79HU)

290 Robert empty all your puddin cups in a large bowl and dip your face sit in it. that should work.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 11:07 PM (piMMO)

I like this plan.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:16 PM (F79HU)

291 I have no problem with e-cigs... (I am a nurse)... and no problem with cigarettes, aside from the blatant health-damaging aspects.  However, what I DO have a problem with, is cigarette smoke entering my personal space.   I support the right of a person to choose to smoke cigarettes in a place where it only affects himself. Anywhere else, is just plain rude.  I don't think it's fair to us non-smokers that if in a nice public park, when a smoker comes along to wreck his lungs in the park, we must either vacate the area, or endure and get second-hand smoke inhalation, and for me, what results, a sore throat.  Contain your smoke by smoking in an enclosed space, or only smoke in places that don't expose other people, to your admittedly bad habit. Smoking in places that other people enjoy being is just selfish.

Alternatively: switch to an e-cig, eliminate the second-hand smoke, and still get your nicotine fix. Which, btw, isn't what causes the cancer and such... I don't believe that we have negative data about nicotine, other than the addictive properties, so feel free to smoke away on the e-cig. Even next to me.


Posted by: Danidelion at November 08, 2011 07:16 PM (yZ+R5)

292 I hate my school.  Apparently football is worth more than getting a child predator away from kids.

Saw this comment on Twitter and it summed up my disgust with JoePa in particular.  ()

Per PSU students: Joe Pa is required to only do the bare minimum when told a former coach is "fondling" a 10 yr old boy in PSU FB shower.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:17 PM (UR5vq)

293

How long ago was that?  Try again for great win!


That was, oh, maybe 15 years ago.

The problem is that I need a lot of time away from the rest of civilization for me to grow it while I go through that "scraggly" phase.  My facial hair grows quite slowly.  I only have to shave maybe 2-3 times a week.

Maybe over summer break.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:17 PM (s7mIC)

294 "A gal? Where's the dad?" You don't want to know. Yeah, I called her a gal. I'm funny that way. I sometimes refer to women in their forties as girls. And yes, I have more sexual harassment claims pending against me than Herman Cain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:17 PM (AF1jB)

295 do you think I would look good with a beard? Posted by: chemjeff Chemjeff, there is no tellling. This is absolutely one of those one have to do it to know for sure.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:17 PM (obVR5)

296 292 Any recommendations for hotels to stay in Austin?

The LaQuinta out on the 71 is okay. I vaguely remember a Best Western in the Austin area which was decent.

Stay away from the motels around the aeroport there; I swear I got a skin infection from the bed there. Also, downtown Austin near the university, the hotels are overpriced and awful.

Posted by: Zimriel went to Austin a lot at November 08, 2011 07:17 PM (6GvAC)

297 If I try to grow a beard, it takes forever and people keep following me around with dosimeters.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 08, 2011 07:18 PM (kaalw)

298 Boulder iz Boulder and here this month is "Movember". We wear the moustaches to raise awareness of men's health and to avoid being outed as connnnnnns.

Posted by: Zimriel went to Austin a lot at November 08, 2011 07:19 PM (6GvAC)

299 Per PSU students: Joe Pa is required to only do the bare minimum when told a former coach is "fondling" a 10 yr old boy in PSU FB shower.

The apologists are sickening.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:19 PM (piMMO)

300 My facial hair grows quite slowly. I only have to shave maybe 2-3 times a week. Maybe over summer break. How long is the winter break? Are you on quarters or semesters?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:20 PM (obVR5)

301 We wear the moustaches to raise awareness of men's health and to avoid being outed as connnnnnns.

But can't you shave off the 'stache in order to, you know, "stick it to the man" like any good liberal would do? 

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:20 PM (s7mIC)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:21 PM (mLV+t)

303 303 If I try to grow a beard, it takes forever and people keep following me around with dosimeters.

If I'd try to grow a beard, I wouldn't do it half-assed - I'd go full Gimli. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:21 PM (UR5vq)

304 How long is the winter break? Are you on quarters or semesters?

Semesters, winter break is actually quite long.  I get maybe 5 weeks in between semesters.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:21 PM (s7mIC)

305

Maybe over summer break.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:17 PM (s7mIC)

But Mrs. Right-who really-digs- bearded-dudes could be just around the corner.  You should just grow it now.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:22 PM (F79HU)

306 I get maybe 5 weeks in between semesters. yeah? so you can start the experiment in what 6 weeks?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:23 PM (obVR5)

307 Imagine being Joe Paterno right now. Your entire life's work just went up in flames. Forty six years gone in the blink of an eye. Your obituary will contain this incident as a prominent part of your life's narrative. Whew, I know I've made some mistakes in my life but thank god they've been nothing close to what he did. Should've went to the cops.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:23 PM (AF1jB)

308 My husband did "Movember" a couple of years ago.  It is to raise awareness of prostate cancer.  I guess the NFL can have their players grow facial hair after they wear pink shoes in October for breast cancer awareness. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2011 07:23 PM (mjR67)

309 i gotta goto bed to yall, kinda drunk tonight also..... but not before saying, think and say a prayer for our dear freind and loved one Peaches.......

Posted by: Racefan at November 08, 2011 07:23 PM (EiCay)

310 MissTammy, I just wanted to say hello. I'm lurking for a few minutes tonight before relinquishing the computer to my husband. I got your second package, and since I got my sense of smell back, I've been trying the fragrances. I've got something to send you as well, but I'm being awfully slow about it. Have a good night!

Posted by: Mindy at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (pMx+a)

311

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 11:21 PM (UR5vq)

I think my beard has a limit.  Best I could do was Old Testament.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (F79HU)

312 chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:21 PM (s7mIC) You're in Omaha, right? Do you teach at UNO? Creighton?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (AF1jB)

313
yeah? so you can start the experiment in what 6 weeks?

Yeah, but I got to go see the parental units at some point during that winter break.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)

314 But Mrs. Right-who really-digs- bearded-dudes could be just around the corne Oooh, maybe psycho beast colleague doesn't like beards. Could be an added bonuse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (obVR5)

315 You're in Omaha, right? Do you teach at UNO? Creighton?

I'm in St. Joseph

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)

316

RE: stuff stolen, rapes, drug deals gone bad
No, no, no. You cannot have a collectiveÂ…and then go looking for YOUR sleping bag. In socialism, debasement of self for the cause is an honor, so lay back and take one for the greater good. Think of Lenin/Marx. They who work hardest are the most satisfied.
How are we gonna have total equality unless we all dress the same, think the same,talk the same, donÂ’t work, only drum the same, stink the same etc..How do you pick a partner if even 1 person is different from the rest? Who are you to be attracted to someone because of their eye color/shape? ArenÂ’t you then denying your bod to others? Does that make everyone else ugly, you judgemental bitch! Procreate for the movement, so ya canÂ’t be a lez, NTTIAWWT, your rules toots..

”I just wanna be different like everybody else!”

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 08, 2011 07:25 PM (kfMGJ)

317 Ok, Cain fatigue, I understand.  But heads up, Bialek and Krauschaar to hold joint press conference.  (via Hot Air).

Posted by: Boone at November 08, 2011 07:25 PM (Jl3Mu)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (saovO)

319

Oooh, maybe psycho beast colleague doesn't like beards. Could be an added bonuse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 11:24 PM (obVR5)

That's evil psycho hose-beast.  Chya.

Schwing!

Posted by: Wayne Campbell at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (GULKT)

320 "I'm in St. Joseph" Missouri? Why did I think you were in Omaha?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (AF1jB)

321 my dad hates me for Christmas shopping. fucker giving me a month to buy a pachinko machine with a subject he likes while I'm hoping to keep it under $650.

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (M8yfa)

322 Then quit feeding the masses with false hopes. :-)

Only thing I'm feeding tonight is trolls, sweet pea. And it annoys people and I need to stop. Why don't you just quit trolling and have some honest debate?

Anyway, be good to yourself, child.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (iBll1)

323 Oooh, maybe psycho beast colleague doesn't like beards. Could be an added bonuse.

LOL that is a good point
actually she's not a "beast", she's really sweet - she just never left that whole note passing phase.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (s7mIC)

324 Oooh, maybe psycho beast colleague doesn't like beards. Could be an added bonuse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 11:24 PM (obVR5)

You're on to something.

I think Maetenloch should put up a poll above the fold in the ONT and let Moron Nation decide.

Democracy now!

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:26 PM (F79HU)

325 Missouri? Why did I think you were in Omaha?

maybe because I'm a husker

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:27 PM (s7mIC)

326 I'm all brown and scuzzy.

Posted by: the urban cowboy's moustache looking for love in all the wrong places at November 08, 2011 07:27 PM (/VGq8)

327 Only thing I'm feeding tonight is trolls, sweet pea. And it annoys people and I need to stop. Eh, you don't feed it. No worries.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:28 PM (obVR5)

328 LOL @ the One taxing Christmas Trees. Just... LOL.

We have a troll for a President.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:28 PM (6GvAC)

329 Whew, I know I've made some mistakes in my life but thank god they've been nothing close to what he did. Should've went to the cops.

This is a perfect example of how one "Oh, shit!" can negate a thousand+ "Atta boys!" although in this example, JoePa's mistake is significantly worse than one of a simple oversight. 

I've heard some apologists too and I just brushed them off, as I was too sick to even discuss the matter.  This is a very black and white issue.  I was talking to some of my friends last night (some of them PSU almuni) and I told them if I ever found out someone I knew "showered" with kids like that, they'd better hope I only call the cops out of them - I'd be tempted to beat them within an inch of their lives (yeah, yeah, Internet tough guy rhetoric, but you know what I mean). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (UR5vq)

330 So, that is what democracy looks like.  Gimli's beard, who knew?

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (mjR67)

331 Well, maybe I will try a goatee.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)

332 That's right.  Chemjeff, I wanted to offer my regrets over Nebraska's loss this weekend.

Posted by: Truman North at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (I2LwF)

333 she's really sweet

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:26 PM (s7mIC)

Pork her.  Then grow a beard.  Fertilize your face with her love fluids!

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (F79HU)

334 Do you still have to pay the tax if you buy a "Holiday Tree?"

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (GULKT)

335 Coool, Mindy, enjoy! And no rush, don't even worry about it if you don't feel like it! No strings attached to anything. It was my pleasure to send you some stuff to try.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:29 PM (iBll1)

336 Zimriel, thanks.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:30 PM (e/SJC)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:30 PM (saovO)

338 maybe I will try a goatee.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:29 PM (s7mIC)

No goatee unless you're a baseball player, car dealer, fertilizer salesman or a scumbag.

Full beard.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:30 PM (F79HU)

339 Fertilize your face with her love fluids! Ok, thats gross but it made me laugh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:30 PM (obVR5)

340 338 That's right.  Chemjeff, I wanted to offer my regrets over Nebraska's loss this weekend.

Posted by: Truman North at November 08, 2011 11:29 PM (I2LwF)


yeah, well fuck you too.

I am just glad that the whole PSU scandal is coming out now, before Nebraska plays them

let's hope the team is so demoralized that the Huskers stomp them in a 99-0 rout

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:31 PM (s7mIC)

341 Do you still have to pay the tax if you buy a "Holiday Tree?" Think they'll try to tax the festivus poles too?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:31 PM (obVR5)

342 So, it appears that my friend may have Hodgkin's Lymphoma.  And she told me today as well that she's been separated from her husband since August when he returned from Afghanistan.  Damn it, now I'm depressed.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:31 PM (e/SJC)

343 Do you still have to pay the tax if you buy a "Holiday Tree?"

Hell, I'm surprised he hasn't added an extra tax to Menorahs.

You can bet damned well he won't be taxing checkered table cloths.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:32 PM (piMMO)

344

No goatee unless you're a baseball player, car dealer, fertilizer salesman or a scumbag.

Full beard.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 11:30 PM (F79HU)


chin straps are okay though, right?

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:32 PM (M8yfa)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:32 PM (saovO)

346 348  Oh no :^( Sorry for your friend

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:33 PM (6GvAC)

347 No goatee unless you're a baseball player, car dealer, fertilizer salesman or a scumbag.

Or OWSer.

Nevermind. I see you already covered that.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:33 PM (piMMO)

348 I don't know on the Joe Pa thing; the story is still in some flux.  It doesn't look good, though.  My guess is he has the choice to retire at the end of the season or be fired at the end of the season.

Posted by: Boone at November 08, 2011 07:33 PM (Jl3Mu)

349 there really is no justification for banning e-cigs except wielding the power to deny others pleasure.

And that, right there, is the motive force of the left. Denied their god with the fall of communism, they are damn well going to rule in hell...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2011 07:34 PM (3aXbg)

350 I don't know on the Joe Pa thing; the story is still in some flux.  It doesn't look good, though.  My guess is he has the choice to retire at the end of the season or be fired at the end of the season.

I'm guessing he won't make it that long.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:34 PM (piMMO)

351

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 11:31 PM (e/SJC)

wow that sucks
I hope it all works out for them

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:34 PM (s7mIC)

352 The ultimate solution in hackademia - appoint a committee!

Penn State trustees' committee to investigate sex-abuse scandal

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:35 PM (UR5vq)

353 We have given up, since your side believes in fairies. What say you?

Not any stupider than your sides belief in Global Warming or Keyensian Economics, frankly.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:35 PM (iBll1)

354

chin straps are okay though, right?

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 11:32 PM (M8yfa)

Jesus no.  No soul patches either.

It's gotta be a full beard (well groomed or the full Gandalf) or no beard at all.

Fu Manchu's only for the guys that can pull it off, like James Hetfield from Metallica.

A stand alone mustache is also acceptable.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:35 PM (F79HU)

355 Goatees say "I wanted to grow a manly beard, but my wife won't let me." 

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:35 PM (e/SJC)

356 "maybe because I'm a husker" Yeah, that's it. Gonna be an interesting game this week in Happy Valley...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:36 PM (AF1jB)

357 Not any stupider than your sides belief in Global Warming or Keyensian Economics, frankly. Yeah, fairies are a lot more plausible.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (obVR5)

358 When I was deployed, our New Zealand LNO had the most epic mustache that we'd ever see.  It was one of those long wands that goes past his cheeks and the tips curled up.  Oh, and he played the bagpipes as well.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (e/SJC)

359

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 11:35 PM (F79HU)


fuck that shit, I've had my straps for 14 years and not giving them up

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (M8yfa)

360 Okay, time to go to that place where I suffer silently in exchange for money.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (saovO)

362 I think the anti-e-cig thing is because those Dem officials like the tobacco tax revenue....

Posted by: KG at November 08, 2011 07:37 PM (LD21B)

363 Now see, a nice normal question, thank you!

Slaughter House 5, was that him? Not a fan, but I liked him better than Salinger, couldn't really tell you why.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:38 PM (iBll1)

364 Okay, time to go to that place where I suffer silently in exchange for money. : (

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:38 PM (obVR5)

365 wow that sucks
I hope it all works out for them

I know.  They seemed to be really happy, but I knew that there was something going on that was troubling her.  I'll probably try to schedule as visit up to that area early next year to see her, if she doesn't move back to be closer to family.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:38 PM (e/SJC)

366 Evening Team!

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 07:39 PM (q/891)

367 "I've heard some apologists too and I just brushed them off, as I was too sick to even discuss the matter. This is a very black and white issue." There was a story on the Fox page earlier tonight about PSU students voicing their support for JoePa. He's toast, though. Spanier will go too, most likely.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:39 PM (AF1jB)

368 The sad news about Penn State and JoePa, other than the victimized kids, is that Penn State actually has a decent chance to be sole Big Ten champions this year, for the first time in a long time.  They are the only ones undefeated in conference.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:39 PM (s7mIC)

369 Okay, time to go to that place where I suffer silently in exchange for money.

The strip club?

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:39 PM (e/SJC)

370 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 07:39 PM (nrinZ)

371 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?

Kung Fu Panda?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:40 PM (piMMO)

372 361 Goatees say "I wanted to grow a manly beard, but my wife top won't let me." 

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 11:35 PM (e/SJC)

FIFY.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 08, 2011 07:40 PM (kaalw)

373 Haven't paid much attention to the Penn State thing, but I did think it was interesting that the guy got indicted for shit that happened several years ago a week or two after Paterno got his record-setting win.  What's a little child-rape when major sports records are on the line?

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2011 07:40 PM (d88g9)

374 okay good night Robert
hope you don't suffer so much

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:40 PM (s7mIC)

375 I'm Josh Kraushaar's college roomate (no seriously, I am).  The accusations by Cain's advisor are total bullshit.  Josh did work at Politico a couple of years ago but is at National Journal now (as one can easily Google to find out) but is not related in any way to Karen Kraushaar, the accuser.  His mom passed away a few years ago.

Cain needs to fire Mark Block.  This is total bullshit. 

Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 07:41 PM (FXBBD)

376 lol Ace is still foaming at the mouth about Cain

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:41 PM (M8yfa)

377 The strip club? Oh God, now I have a picture of borat in my head. Replace with Bruce Willis pole dancing in a bikini, at least its funneh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:41 PM (obVR5)

378 Any bets the SCoamF tries to grow a SPoaMF (Soul Patch of a Miserable Failure) after he get booted from office?

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:41 PM (e/SJC)

379 "chin straps are okay though, right?" For a toupee? Probably not a good way to go...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:42 PM (AF1jB)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:42 PM (saovO)

381 There was a story on the Fox page earlier tonight about PSU students voicing their support for JoePa.

they showed up at his house to support him. Instead of being embarrassed and ashamed of what has transpired and refusing to make a comment, he came out to tell them how he appreciated them and had always done his job for them

Dude.

Not a time to be taking a bow.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:42 PM (piMMO)

382 376 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?

Kill Bill, Vol 1 - when Uma Thurman assaults Lucy Liu's stronghold. At least that's the most extreme example I can think of. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:42 PM (UR5vq)

383 My daughter posted on FB that she was going to get a pregnancy massage today.  One friend posted she was jealous.  After the massage my daughter posted, "OMG, it was fabulous". I posted, I thought your hubby gave you a pregnancy massage 7 months ago." 

Posted by: Ohio Sick to death of talking about Cain Dan at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (JKNDp)

384 We have given up, since your side believes in fairies. What say you?

I love tolerant liberals who are keenly interested in other perspectives. So much more interesting then we close minded conservatives, no?

As an aside, and ignoring any questions about the actual validity of religion, why is it that liberals refuse to ask themselves what the purpose of religion is in human culture? There is a well know reason it has been ubiquitous until now...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (3aXbg)

385 The way you people keep feeding him, Average Joe must be like 600 lbs by now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (bxiXv)

386 Night, Beebes, Hey Zakn!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (iBll1)

387 Oh God, now I have a picture of borat in my head. Replace with Bruce Willis pole dancing in a bikini, at least its funneh

I'm a giver. 

Speaking of strippers; I think I'm going to hit the hotel bar early tomorrow so I can ogle the stripper/bartender who works there.  Yes, I believe that is an excellent idea.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (e/SJC)

388 Haven't paid much attention to the Penn State thing, but I did think it was interesting that the guy got indicted for shit that happened several years ago a week or two after Paterno got his record-setting win.  What's a little child-rape when major sports records are on the line?

That fuck, Sandusky, was there on campus just a week ago!

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:43 PM (piMMO)

389 I don't know if I can do a full beard.
Hmm.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:44 PM (s7mIC)

390 366 Okay, time to go to that place where I suffer silently in exchange for money.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 11:37 PM (F79HU)

====

not buying the silent bit.  Happy labor camp.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 07:45 PM (ufJKx)

391 Unions won big tonight in Ohio. Shit!  Look for this to have national repurcussions.

Posted by: Ohio Sick to death of talking about Cain Dan at November 08, 2011 07:45 PM (JKNDp)

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at November 08, 2011 07:45 PM (saovO)

393

Nice that we've taken a break from bashing Cane.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 08, 2011 07:45 PM (kpb4T)

394 "lol Ace is still foaming at the mouth about Cain" Last night I asked if anyone had given Ace his thorazine injection. I think we've zoomed right past that and entered the exciting world of the thorazine drip. Sometimes I think Ace might be bipolar. He comes on the blog and obsessively covers some topic and then disappears for days or a week. That's similar to the ups and downs a bipolar person experiences.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:46 PM (AF1jB)

395 Unions won big tonight in Ohio. Shit!  Look for this to have national repurcussions.

Make the effin unions spend every last dime they have fighting new laws.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:46 PM (piMMO)

396

Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 11:41 PM (FXBBD)


No seriously, I don't think I believe you.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:46 PM (s7mIC)

397 376 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?
Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 11:39 PM (nrinZ)

Transporter?

Posted by: KG at November 08, 2011 07:46 PM (LD21B)

398 I don't know if I can do a full beard.
Hmm.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:44 PM (s7mIC)

Sometimes I ask myself the same question. But Michelle sure as hell isn't going to get anyone else to do it.

Posted by: Barack "On the Downlow" Obama at November 08, 2011 07:46 PM (3aXbg)

399 I think I'm going to hit the hotel bar early tomorrow is this the same hotel at which the chick was hitting on you in front of her boyfriend?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:47 PM (obVR5)

400 I have ideas for beating them here but will only share them with people able to put them to good use.

Posted by: Ohio Sick to death of talking about Cain Dan at November 08, 2011 07:47 PM (JKNDp)

401 374 The sad news about Penn State and JoePa, other than the victimized kids, is that Penn State actually has a decent chance to be sole Big Ten champions this year, for the first time in a long time. They are the only ones undefeated in conference.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:39 PM (s7mIC

There's a title game this year.  There will never be co-champions in the Big Ten again thanks to you cornfuckers   There are also 3 games left and if Ohio State wins out, which means beating PSU, and Penn loses one other game that should put OSU in the title game instead since it would be a 3 way tie in the division with OSU holding victories over PSU and WIS. 

At least that's how I see it when looking at the standings.  Maybe they've got some bullshit rule like the Big 12 did about how 3 way ties get broken by BCS ranking.  But to me 3 two loss teams and one having victories over both of the other two should determine the division leader.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2011 07:48 PM (GULKT)

402 I have ideas for beating them here but will only share them with people able to put them to good use.

And?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:48 PM (piMMO)

403 I don't know if I can do a full beard. Try it and see what happens. You can always trim it down to a goatee, then a stache then off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:48 PM (obVR5)

404 I heard they out spent the Republicans $30 mil to 10 mil.

Posted by: Ohio Sick to death of talking about Cain Dan at November 08, 2011 07:48 PM (JKNDp)

405 Sometimes I think Ace might be bipolar. He comes on the blog and obsessively covers some topic and then disappears for days or a week. That's similar to the ups and downs a bipolar person experiences.

He's much funnier and more informative when he disappears.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 07:49 PM (51YA7)

406 anyway, I am going to bed too.
I polished off another bottle of wine and still didn't get those exams graded.
oh well
good night all
thanx for being here, you all are my lifeline to sanity and friendship

Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 07:49 PM (s7mIC)

407 It's a trap, chemjeff!  Forsake the pleasures of the flesh until you solve the Riddle of Steel...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:49 PM (UR5vq)

408 is this the same hotel at which the chick was hitting on you in front of her boyfriend?

Indeed and this is the same bartender who didn't know whether or not she'd be dancing Saturday, because he husband and his friends were planning to go to the strip club.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:49 PM (e/SJC)

409 night chemjeff!

Hi, jc!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:50 PM (iBll1)

410 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - rural restaurant scene (at least a contender)

Hi MissTammy, et al.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 07:50 PM (OZymZ)

Posted by: Kilgon Trout at November 08, 2011 07:50 PM (PQSj0)

412 Question for movie buffs:  What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 11:39 PM (nrinZ)


best one is the battle in the middle of Tai Chi Master

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:51 PM (M8yfa)

Posted by: Kilgon Trout at November 08, 2011 07:52 PM (PQSj0)

414

No seriously, I don't think I believe you.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 08, 2011 11:46 PM (s7mIC)


Yeah fucknut, because I regularly and randomly go on Internet boards just to claim I'm some reporter's roomate.  To build my cache

Face it, Cain's campaign advisor made a ridiculous accusation and should be fired. 

Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 07:52 PM (FXBBD)

415 Heh, Andrew Breitbart tweeted the music thread. See, Foster the People IS good. Because shut up. Oh and good evening all.

Posted by: CAC at November 08, 2011 07:52 PM (JEVge)

416 ace is in total spazz mode on twitter

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:53 PM (M8yfa)

417 #418: Kung Fu Hustle had some great examples, too.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 07:53 PM (vQfJ3)

418 Goodnight chemjeff Thanks for the music thread, CAC. Got me listening to Krautrock on youtube again and I favorited several songs I hadn't seen before.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (AF1jB)

419 Hi, all!  We're another day closer to kicking SCOAMFs butt to the curb!

Had to laugh at that picture of Fraaaaaankie with a towel wrapped around his head standing at the sink.  C'mon, man, it's not like you had enough hair for it to get in your way while you were doing whatever that is you were doing.   




Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (Zgfnd)

420 I heard they out spent the Republicans $30 mil to 10 mil.

That' a good start. Where next?

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (piMMO)

421 Indeed and this is the same bartender who didn't know whether or not she'd be dancing Saturday, because he husband and his friends were planning to go to the strip club. Danger will robinson!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (obVR5)

422 Geez, I'm drinking tonight, too, and I rarely drink. Two good-sized dirty Martinis, shaken, not stirred. That's all I need. Is it the Cain thing getting us down or the news in general?

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (Wv5xl)

423 Gingrich has supposedly expressed remorse for his bench ad with Stretch Pelosi.  Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:55 PM (UR5vq)

424 See Drudge?  Obama's face is enough to make anyone scoop their own eyes out with a rusty salad fork.  Christmas tree tax.  Nice.  I swear this man is hell bent on destroying us.  Ohio just voted on the surefire destruction of our nation in the future (come on, people getting 100% pension or more have destroyed CA, and it'll happen everywhere now.)  These Union scumbags are selfish and detestable people who care little that their pensions are cratering economies around the country.  As long as they get theirs.  Nice people

I'm sad the asteroid didn't hit.  With 50% of people supporting OWS instead of blaming president poopy pants?  Wow.. just... wow.  Looks like Cartman was right on last weeks southpark.. "People are blaming wallstreet for our shitty economy because they're afraid of blaming a black president..."  Yeppers

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 07:56 PM (bcmD0)

425 417 night chemjeff!

Hi, jc!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 11:50 PM (iBll1)

=====

Hey Darlin'

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 07:56 PM (ufJKx)

426 Kill Bill, Vol 1 - when Uma Thurman assaults Lucy Liu's stronghold. At least that's the most extreme example I can think of.  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 11:42 PM

I was thinking more of the classic punch fest or a guy with a long stick.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 07:56 PM (nrinZ)

427 Nite chemjeff

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:56 PM (obVR5)

428 "ace is in total spazz mode on twitter" Time to call the nice men in the white coats.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 07:56 PM (AF1jB)

429 Gingrich has supposedly expressed remorse for his bench ad with Stretch Pelosi.  Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 11:55 PM (UR5vq)


embrace your inner Rommey

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 07:57 PM (M8yfa)

430 432 Gingrich has supposedly expressed remorse for his bench ad with Stretch Pelosi.  Better late than never, I guess.

That means Gingrich wants to win.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:57 PM (6GvAC)

431 Hey, viking!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (iBll1)

432 Danger will robinson!!!!

'Danger' is my middle name.

Or is it 'Dumbass'?

It's one of the two.  Besides, I'm going to sit down and work on my calc workbook and sip a beer or three.  Nothing inappropriate.  The ogling will be discreet.

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (e/SJC)

433 5 Ok sciencey type morons.... how does this work?

It is made of crushed up fire flies

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (54F2e)

434 someone got a link? I refuse to learn how to use that thing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (obVR5)

435 President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees—the Christmas Tree Tax—to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees.

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (e8kgV)

436 Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 11:52 PM (FXBBD)

I don't think I believe you either, "Phil".

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (51YA7)

437 435 I was thinking more of the classic punch fest or a guy with a long stick.

The Watchmen
, with Silk Spectre and Night Owl against the knot-tops

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 07:58 PM (6GvAC)

438 I was thinking more of the classic punch fest or a guy with a long stick.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 11:56 PM (nrinZ)

That sounds like most Statham flicks, heh. Or some Seagal movies?

Posted by: KG at November 08, 2011 07:59 PM (LD21B)

439 430 Indeed and this is the same bartender who didn't know whether or not she'd be dancing Saturday, because he husband and his friends were planning to go to the strip club.

The hell?

People and their decadence.  *shakes head*.  Nobody is immune it seems.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 07:59 PM (UR5vq)

440 Gingrich has supposedly expressed remorse for his bench ad with Stretch Pelosi.  Better late than never, I guess.

That means Gingrich wants to win.

He's not sorry he did it, he's just sorry he got caught.


Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 07:59 PM (piMMO)

441 And e-cigs are great, I've cut way down on my smoking.  Costs me about $15 for the refills, 5 cartridges, which last me about a month. 

Regarding banning them, if you're out in public you can just go into the bathroom stall and use them.  Who's gonna know? 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 07:59 PM (Zgfnd)

442 425 ace is in total spazz mode on twitter

Better than doing it here.  Ace has become to his own blog what George Lucas has become to Star Wars.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:00 PM (51YA7)

443 Okay, IP Man, Transporter, Crouching Tiger, and Tai Chi Master.  Never heard of any but Couching Tiger, and that one is a little cramped--inside a building of some sort.


ace is in total spazz mode on twitter
Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 11:53 PM

Don't get ahead of me now...

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:01 PM (nrinZ)

444 Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 11:52 PM (FXBBD)

I don't think I believe you either, "Phil".

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 11:58 PM (51YA7)

I don't really care if you do.  Regardless of whether you believe me or not, Block should be fired for making completely ridiculous accusations without even bothering to verify them.  A simple Google search shows Josh is at the Hotline, part of National Journal group now. 

Posted by: Phil at November 08, 2011 08:01 PM (FXBBD)

445 432  Gingrich has supposedly expressed remorse for his bench ad with Stretch Pelosi.  Better late than never, I guess.  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

Watched Gingrich tonight on Special Report where he addressed that.  He fully repudiated it and laughed at himself for having been monumentally stupid.  I thought his discussion of it put to bed but others may feel differently.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:01 PM (OZymZ)

446

re: 376- seagal, out for justice, bar scene. 

Posted by: whiskey tango at November 08, 2011 08:01 PM (JvP2I)

447 424 The music thread was a great idea CAC; I bookmarked it and plan to explore more of the suggestions in it. There must be a few thousand albums listed on it.
 
That must have been the real Breitbart posting on the thread too. He took out the 'I want ace's commenters' portion out of his sig.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2011 08:02 PM (ENKCw)

448 The Watchmen, with Silk Spectre and Night Owl against the knot-tops

Man, I don't know what any of these are.  All I know is I used to see them all the time in Hong Kong karate movies.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:02 PM (nrinZ)

449 What do we call the Big Ten now? Is it now the Big "Unpronounceable Symbol"? I was down in Chicago on Saturday to celebrate the Big Four Oh and decided to venture over to LaSalle and Wells to check out the Occupy Chicago protest. From my perspective, it was primarily a hippy fest; I was embarrassed for all of the older folks I saw there. And now that "occupy" connotes rightful activity, nobody will have a problem with Israel's occupied territories...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2011 08:03 PM (of/0u)

450 People and their decadence. *shakes head*. Nobody is immune it seems. Cough * Shannon Tweed * Cough

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 08:03 PM (obVR5)

451 444 President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees—the Christmas Tree Tax—to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees.

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 08, 2011 11:58 PM (e8kgV)

The Agricultural Department can just impose taxes? I thought taxes had to be passed by congress.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 08, 2011 08:04 PM (MSCON)

452 That must have been the real Breitbart posting on the thread too. He took out the 'I want ace's commenters' portion out of his sig. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2011 12:02 AM (ENKCw) It was. He was tweeting. We needed a bit of a break from the latest chapter of As The Cain Yearns.

Posted by: CAC at November 08, 2011 08:04 PM (JEVge)

453 Heh, Andrew Breitbart tweeted the music thread.

I see that Pamela Geller is one of his regular contributors now. When does Breitbart open a "Big Implants" branch blog?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

454 After watching the unions figure out how to get Ohioans to vote to screw themselves I need a laugh.  Here it is.

Posted by: Ohio Sick to death of talking about Cain Dan at November 08, 2011 08:05 PM (JKNDp)

455 seagal, out for justice, bar scene. Posted by: whiskey tango at November 09, 2011 12:01 AM

That's one of those scenes that seems cool at first, but when you think about or see it again it's a little weird.  "Now you are the big man, and I am the cupcake."  Or whatever it was Seagal was saying. 

Plus, indoors.  Cramped.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:05 PM (nrinZ)

456 When does Breitbart open a "Big Implants" branch blog? BWAAHHHHHHH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 08:06 PM (obVR5)

457 I was thinking more of the classic punch fest or a guy with a long stick.
Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 11:56 PM (nrinZ)



I think this might be what you're looking for.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 08:06 PM (piMMO)

458 When does Breitbart open a "Big Implants" branch blog? Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2011 12:04 AM (Y+DPZ) I really wish you guys stopped that. She does NOT have big ones. She hardly even has "ones" to be honest, perhaps pushing a D with the right shirt. Big causes potential injury. Remember those four words.

Posted by: CAC at November 08, 2011 08:06 PM (JEVge)

459 456

re: 376- seagal, out for justice, bar scene. 

Hearing Seagal try a Brooklyn accent was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Steven Seagal in Out For Justice, Bar Scene!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:07 PM (UR5vq)

460 kinda surprised Ace hasn't blamed true conservatives for losing those elections tonight

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:07 PM (M8yfa)

461 Good news.  Your TP will not be going up by $5.  Carry on.

Posted by: Costco at November 08, 2011 08:07 PM (Ba7Wl)

462 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - rural restaurant scene (at least a contender) YES! Not just chop-spooky, but flying chop-sooky. Definitely in my top 5 of all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 08, 2011 08:08 PM (Wv5xl)

463 That's one of those scenes that seems cool at first, but when you think about or see it again it's a little weird.  "Now you are the big man, and I am the cupcake."  Or whatever it was Seagal was saying.

That's a different bar scene.  That one you're thinking of was in On Deadly Ground, basically Steven Seagal's version of An Inconvenient Truth if it was about the evil oil industry.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:09 PM (UR5vq)

464 Apparently there's a blogger convention over in Denver this weekend. I found out about this from a link at Protein Wisdom. There's quite the cast over there.

And if you're not at the event itself (since it's Friday, and HELLO SOME OF US HAVE JOBS) there's a 9:00 PM Friday shindig at Charlie Brown's Bar & Grill. Hm...

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:09 PM (6GvAC)

465 75 Cub Scouts had their Space Derby tonight. Like the Pinewood Derby, except it's rubber-band-powered rockets.
_________

I loved the Space Derby, but didn't win. Let's see; I was living in Stuttgart at the time, so it must have been '75 or '76...

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2011 08:10 PM (6fER6)

466

Posted by: CAC at November 09, 2011 12:06 AM

 

I'm pretty sure Atlas's are real, fake ones tend to be closer to the chin than hers

Posted by: jake at November 08, 2011 08:10 PM (Sdl9x)

467 President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees—the Christmas Tree Tax—to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees.

It reminds me of that scene in Dave where he learns that they are spending millions of dollars a year to help the car companies make customers feel good about cars they already own.

Posted by: What Now?! at November 08, 2011 08:10 PM (piMMO)

468 She hardly even has "ones" to be honest, perhaps pushing a D with the right shirt.

Big causes potential injury.
Remember those four words. Posted by: CAC at November 09, 2011 12:06 AM

D is pretty sizable for normal breasts unless they're chubby boobs like Meggie Mac's. Even C's bring a smile in a sweater or tight top, like Jewel

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

469 470   I watched the after the show thing on line. He was fantastic. Newt knows about every single topic. unreal.   Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp

Me too.  I agree about his appearance there, it was stellar.  Given the instability SCOAMF has ushered in I'd feel about as reassured as possible with a Gingrich administration - not to mention the domestic agenda.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:11 PM (OZymZ)

470 472 kinda surprised Ace hasn't blamed true conservatives for losing those elections tonight

Some of the commenters did blame Kasich for the Ohio clusterf0q. I tend to agree, personally.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:11 PM (6GvAC)

471 That means Gingrich wants to win.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 11:57 PM (6GvAC)

So Newt Globalwarmingscam or Mitt Romneycare, who has the biggest RINO horn to stab us in the back with?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2011 08:12 PM (3aXbg)

472 Waiting for the ufos waiting for the ufos
We are waiting for the ufos we know that theyÂ’re there

This new obsession is turning us alien too too
Much more resounding my heart just stopped pounding for you

Waiting for the ufos waiting for the ufos
We are waiting for the ufos

Posted by: Graham Parker at November 08, 2011 08:12 PM (e8kgV)

473 Posted by: Zimriel at November 09, 2011 12:09 AM (6GvAC)

Wow, great line-up!  I would love to be able to attend, many bloggers I really like, and would also like to meet Michelle Malkin, she's awesome.  

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 08:13 PM (Zgfnd)

474 484 Waiting for the ufos waiting for the ufos

Is this a Love and Rockets ref?

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:14 PM (6GvAC)

475 474  YES! Not just chop-spooky, but flying chop-sooky.  Definitely in my top 5 of all-time favorite movies. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit

I know, right!  Love that movie. 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:14 PM (OZymZ)

476 I am so pissed at Dems that I voted close to a straight R ticket today. Even if the incumbent Ds had done a pretty good job. There was one R I just couldn't vote for (asshole caused my home insurance premium to jump 25% this year), so I voted for the independent in the race.
 
This is my new and improved default position.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2011 08:15 PM (ENKCw)

477 I know, right!  Love that movie. 

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:14 AM (OZymZ)


but as a wuxia film, it was pretty bad

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:15 PM (M8yfa)

478 Why the fuck would you tax christmas trees? Is this a sop to the jewish vote or something? fucking scoamf

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 08:16 PM (q/891)

479 I demand that the OWS hippies and commies be mandated to live in the kinds of communities they're so hot to create

Theft of what you earn by either the coddled criminal element or your "leaders" who know better than you what to do with your earnings.

At Occupy Boston, the local homeless shelters have demanded that Occupy Boston remove directions and addresses because the hippies are eating their food and using their showers. Then, the hippies refuse to share their food or space with the hobos because 'they're not contributing'

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

480 My concern with Gingrich is that he got rolled twice. The first time was with Clinton over the government shutdown. Maybe that's understandable since the Internet didn't exist and the hacks in the media went down on Clenis to insure that he came out on top. The second was the palace coup from House Republicans that forced him out of the Speakership. He's a smart guy and should've seen some of those traps, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:16 PM (AF1jB)

481 D is pretty sizable for normal breasts unless they're chubby boobs like Meggie Mac's. Even C's bring a smile in a sweater or tight top, like Jewel Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2011 12:11 AM (Y+DPZ) Perspective, I suppose. Then again I've been spoiled for the last six years.

Posted by: CAC at November 08, 2011 08:16 PM (JEVge)

482 Know what this thread needs?

Rebecca Romijn

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:17 PM (UR5vq)

483

I would pay to see Newt humiliate the SCOAMF in a debate.

He is a brilliant man.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 09, 2011 12:13 AM (qjUnn)

Newt Gingrich sends racist dog whistles at debate, notes debate analyst.



Posted by: State Media headlines the next day at November 08, 2011 08:17 PM (3aXbg)

484 2000's, nothing happened!?! That hurt. Screw you, great grandpa Douchebag.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 08, 2011 08:17 PM (gvlTU)

485 I do not choose to be a common man.
It is my right to be uncommon - if I can.
I seek opportunity - not security.  I do not wish to be a kept citizen, humbled and dulled by having the state look after me.
I want to take the calculated risk; to dream and to build, to fail and to succeed.
I refuse to barter incentive for a dole.  I prefer the challenges of life to the guaranteed existence;  the thrill of fulfillment to the stale calm of utopia.
I will not trade freedom for beneficence nor my dignity for a handout.  I will never cower before any master nor bend to any threat.
It is my heritage to stand erect, proud and unafraid; to think and act for myself, enjoy the benefit of my creations and to face the world boldly and say, this I have done.
All this is what it means to be an American.
"My Creed" by D. Alfange

Posted by: Words We've Forgotten at November 08, 2011 08:18 PM (1kwr2)

486 Thanks for the input on the karate movies.  I'll google for those titles.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:18 PM (nrinZ)

487 490 

but as a wuxia film, it was pretty bad

Posted by: The Dude


What is wuxia?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:18 PM (OZymZ)

488 My dad was on Guam in the summer of 1945. It was no secret that the US was planning a land invasion of Japan in the late fall or early winter. He and all his buddies cheered the two bombs dropped on August. They didn't know what the heck an atom bomb was, but were damn grateful for it.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 08, 2011 08:18 PM (Wv5xl)

489 Why the fuck would you tax christmas trees?

Hmm, I think I know.

Posted by: The Grinch (not Newt) at November 08, 2011 08:18 PM (3aXbg)

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Posted by: doumaduo at November 08, 2011 08:19 PM (TcuEL)

491 Remember when Pamela accused Ace of staring at her tits and making cracks about it?

She made the accusation, so there MUST be fire if there's smoke, right?

Posted by: The Wrath of Cain at November 08, 2011 08:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

492 Hmm, I think I know. Posted by: The Grinch (not Newt) at November 09, 2011 12:18 AM (3aXbg) Because Atheist Iron Door Stoppers don't sell well enough.

Posted by: CAC at November 08, 2011 08:19 PM (JEVge)

493 What is wuxia?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:18 AM (OZymZ)


fantasy martial art films (ie Crouching Tiger)

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:20 PM (M8yfa)

494 500 Thanks for the input on the karate movies.  I'll google for those titles.
Posted by: rdbrewer at November 09, 2011 12:18 AM

Tell all your friends to do so too. I'm tired of Rachel Maddow's fans running up to me for autographs!

Posted by: Ralph Macchio at November 08, 2011 08:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

495 Remember when Pamela accused Ace of staring at her tits and making cracks about it?

She made the accusation, so there MUST be fire if there's smoke, right?

Posted by: The Wrath of Cain at November 09, 2011 12:19 AM (Y+DPZ)


you are just a partisian who is planting fake crap in the comments sections to make a point

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:22 PM (M8yfa)

496 Alrighty, it's 11pm and I need to be up early tomorrow.  Everyone have a good night!

Posted by: Alex at November 08, 2011 08:22 PM (e/SJC)

497 If you guys didn't see the suggestion in the sidebar, try that last item in the Video Dump. 

Put both videos on pause at their very beginning.  Set the Rocky theme at about half volume on the youtube player.  The Henry V video goes to full volume. 

Start the Rocky music and count exactly eight seconds before starting the Henry V video.  The music tracks Branagh's St. Crispin's Day speech perfectly.  It's fucking awesome.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (nrinZ)

498 re: 466- granted, seagal, the acting and writing sucks.  i'm just a sucker for aikido.  and he is actually good at that.  or so i've read.

Posted by: whiskey tango at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (JvP2I)

499 Ace is a purist. Any candidate not up to his standards is a failure, even before the results of a primary election. So there. It's his blog, and if you don't agree, get the fuck out! RINOS and Independents are more Evil than Democrats! It's Ace's way, or the Highway! This is not a forum for discussion, it's Ace's blog for you to agree with his decrees. Meanwhile, although I travel so much I violate the conventions of having a persistent hash, I'll keep the same name.

Posted by: chunky at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (+9Tud)

500 The Dude, either I'm not catching your sarc tag or else you're not catching his...

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (6GvAC)

501 "She made the accusation, so there MUST be fire if there's smoke, right?" Even if there wasn't or isn't or whatever, you're just asking questions and asking questions is a good thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (AF1jB)

502 CAAAAAAAAINNNNN !!!!!!!

Posted by: Admiral James "Ace" Kirk at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

503 Ace has Cain derangement syndrome.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 08, 2011 08:23 PM (kpb4T)

504 507

Hmm.  I guess.  I'm not well versed at all in the genre. I loved the film though.  Any others you'd recommend?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:24 PM (OZymZ)

505 Well this makes me feel better about the ship I lost when I was shitfaced on friday Ouch

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 08:26 PM (q/891)

506 @197 I've not had much luck in using e-cigs as a SUBSTITUTEE for regular cigs but I'm not really motivated to quit, either. I tried one of the internet e-cigs and got annoyed with h the greasy glycerin feel of the reloadable cartrigdes. If your Dad is a hard-core cig smoker like I am, I would suggest reserving some harsh chemical combustion ie A REAL SMOKE, for times that deserve it, like after dinner or secks and try to go for the green nicotine for most habitual and careless day to day smoking. E-Cigs are great alternative for pack a day smokers wishing to cut down but they ARE NOT an entirely satisfactory substitute. Perhaps get your Dad to try a regimen of REAL SMOKES outside and "fake smokes" inside for 3 months... Don't be surprised though, if he lasts 3 days or 3 months and decides it's all bullshit.

Posted by: Deety at November 08, 2011 08:26 PM (SINNR)

507 515 The Dude, either I'm not catching your sarc tag or else you're not catching his...
Posted by: Zimriel at November 09, 2011 12:23 AM

I guess I need subtitles and cue cards along with pills for irony deficiency

Yes, I was being ironic and sarcastic ... thanks Zim


Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

508 519 Ace has Cain derangement syndrome.

Many people do, on both sides. I'd just rather not hear about it.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:28 PM (6GvAC)

509 I'm a little leary of the e-cigs, because every time Ace quits regular smokes and goes on the e-cigs, we end up with the Banhammer type threads

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

510 My grandfather was in training for the invasion of Japan when the first bomb was dropped. It was my grandmother and her two children who celebrated. Had an impromptu parade. Beat on pots and pans while marching up and down the street. They were not alone. We knew we were unstoppable. They knew Daddy would be home for a visit soon.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 08, 2011 08:29 PM (gvlTU)

511 That "86th Birthday Rage Comic" was written by some hipster douchebag in his 20s.  The "Metropolis" reference is the first giveaway, but the real howler is that he and his buddies in the military (he doesn't say which branch) were "silent and sorrowful to a man" when they heard about the A-bombing of Japan.  Horseshit.  There was not a single unit in the entire Armed Forces that was anything close to "silent and sorrowful to a man" when they heard that the war had been won.

The bombs saved my great-uncles' lives; they were slated for the invasion of Japan.  They were fucking jubilant when the bombs were dropped, and to my knowledge lived their lives out never feeling any differently about it.

The rest of it also reads as very fake.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:29 PM (51YA7)

512 It is official - Hollyweird and LA need nuked:

West Hollywood approves first fur ban in United States

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:29 PM (UR5vq)

513 Re Seagal, I was thinking of another Seagal movie, that one where he's in Alaska.  That's the one with the weird, cringey dialogue.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 08, 2011 08:30 PM (nrinZ)

514 The bombs saved my great-uncles' lives; they were slated for the invasion of Japan.  They were fucking jubilant when the bombs were dropped, and to my knowledge lived their lives out never feeling any differently about it.

Same thing with my grandfather, may God rest his soul.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:31 PM (UR5vq)

515 Undead States... hmm. You're probably right. It's a well-written hipster though. And anti-hippie and anti-divorce.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:31 PM (6GvAC)

516 The Dude, either I'm not catching your sarc tag or else you're not catching his...

Posted by: Zimriel at November 09, 2011 12:23 AM (6GvAC)


just paraphrasing what Ace said on twitter.......yes, he's growing paranoid about people who post in comment sections

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:31 PM (M8yfa)

517 fantasy martial art films (ie Crouching Tiger) Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 12:20 AM (M8yfa) CTHD was kind of like a Wuxia film made expressly for Western art students. I have a big collection of old-fashionder (shut up) Wuxia and just kung-fu films, but CTHD is not among them. That film drove me bonkers. Silver Spear was good. Snake & Crane. Eagle Fist. Pretty much most of the low-budget kung-fu films showing up in discount stores now (which is awesome). There are good Japanese ones as well, though I don't remember the names. Street Fighter, Shogun's Ninja, though you have to take drugs before watching that one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2011 08:31 PM (bxiXv)

518 West Hollywood approves first fur ban in United States

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 09, 2011 12:29 AM (UR5vq)

Wait, this is new?

Posted by: Vivid Entertainment at November 08, 2011 08:33 PM (3aXbg)

519 376 Question for movie buffs: What's the best example of that familiar scene in martial arts movies where the good guy stands in a ring of bad guys and kicks everyone's ass anyway?
__________

Have you seen the Zatoichi movies? There are about 15 of them and the only stinker is one of the ones made in the early '70s. He frequently gets in that sort of situation, and is blind to boot.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2011 08:34 PM (6fER6)

520 It's a well-written hipster though. And anti-hippie and anti-divorce.

It wasn't bad, but it read very much like a list of 20-Century-history bullet points.  And they got into Sega and Super Nintendo in retirement?!  Yeah, right....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:35 PM (51YA7)

521 529 Re Seagal, I was thinking of another Seagal movie, that one where he's in Alaska.  That's the one with the weird, cringey dialogue.

Yup, that was On Deadly Ground. 

That movie is legendary because not only did it star Seagal, but it was also directed by him.  Also, in the "director's cut" of On Deadly Ground, there was supposed to be a 10 minute diatribe by Seagal on the evils of the oil industry but thankfully the producers cut the length of the original rant by 2/3rd.  Perhaps that original cut is out there on the net somewhere...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:36 PM (UR5vq)

522 Hmm.  I guess.  I'm not well versed at all in the genre. I loved the film though.  Any others you'd recommend?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:24 AM (OZymZ)


to start off with:

Fire Dragon

Swordsman trilogy

Legend of Zu

Bride With White Hair (from before Ronnie Yu going to America to make crap like Bride of Chucky and Jason vs Freddy)

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:37 PM (M8yfa)

523 Another giveaway in that comic was how he says nothing happened in the 2000s... um, would a vet really say that with Iraq and Afghanistan? Would one really dismiss what our boys went through there?

Posted by: KG at November 08, 2011 08:37 PM (LD21B)

524 Okay Dude, I'm glad I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I haven't read up on Ace's twitter and I've avoided the caaaaaaiiiiin!!! threads but I've noticed his emotional investment in this story here and there.

Again, I have no dog in this fight.

Sometimes I get so overcome with DOOM that I post stuff here that is nihilist. Mostly, like now, I just understand that all the candidates suck horse dick, and that they are unlikely to be able to reverse our 150-year-long FAIL even if they wanted to.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:37 PM (6GvAC)

525 The bombs saved my great-uncles' lives; they were slated for the invasion of Japan.  They were fucking jubilant when the bombs were dropped, and to my knowledge lived their lives out never feeling any differently about it.

The rest of it also reads as very fake.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:29 AM

Estimates for American deaths in an invasion of the mainland were over 1 million. We lost 400K for the entire war.

It took weeks to take Iwo Jima when we threw everything at it that should have killed everything that breathed air on that rock.

Goddamn right they were jubilant

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

526

Have you seen the Zatoichi movies? There are about 15 of them and the only stinker is one of the ones made in the early '70s. He frequently gets in that sort of situation, and is blind to boot.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2011 12:34 AM (6fER6)


don't forget Ichi which other than the main villain seemingly being in a different movie, is really under-rated

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:40 PM (M8yfa)

527 538  Posted by: The Dude

Hey thanks, I'll check those out. 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:40 PM (OZymZ)

528

just paraphrasing what Ace said on twitter.......yes, he's growing paranoid about people who post in comment sections

Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 12:31 AM (M8yfa)


I'm done with the Cain threads.  Ace has gone full-tilt psycho (again) and the insanity ain't worth it.

Remember the way he melted down and shut down all discussion of Anthony Weiner toward the end of that saga?  To the point that the actual announcement of Weiner's resignation went virtually unnoticed here?  Yeah, we're seeing the same thing playing out here.  I'm going to side with the "bi-polar" diagnosis.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:40 PM (51YA7)

529 One Fun Fact I learned from On Deadly Ground is that you can use a plastic 2 liter bottle as a silencer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:40 PM (UR5vq)

530 I like Cain. More than others (FlipFlop Romney, Another Dumb Texan Perry, Crazy Eyes, etc). I'd vote for a Cain/Grinch ticket anytime. 9

Posted by: chunky at November 08, 2011 08:42 PM (+9Tud)

531 528 It is official - Hollyweird and LA need nuked:

West Hollywood approves first fur ban in United States
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 09, 2011 12:29 AM

I'll know that West Hollywood is serious when they ban leather


Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

532 Does anyone have a link to Ace's Twitter account? I want to roll in the paranoia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:43 PM (AF1jB)

533 542 don't forget Ichi which other than the main villain seemingly being in a different movie, is really under-rated
__________

Hmm. I've not seen that one...

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2011 08:43 PM (6fER6)

534

Ace has gone full-tilt psycho (again) and the insanity ain't worth it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:40 AM (51YA7)


yeah though frankly I haven't seen much change in him post 2008 election especially after the way he seemed to have an embolism with O'Donell where he made up a scorched earth policy for anyone who he deems "true conservative" and "tea party"

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:43 PM (M8yfa)

535

Hmm. I've not seen that one...

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2011 12:43 AM (6fER6)


came out in 08, has a female Zaitochi who fucking nails it out of the park

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:45 PM (M8yfa)

536 I hate to be "that guy" again, but guess what?   Big Herman Cain news: the "joint press conference" with Kraushaar, the 'other woman,' and their lawyers is ON according to Politico: http://www.politico.com/2012-election/

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 08:45 PM (hIWe1)

537 551came out in 08, has a female Zaitochi who fucking nails it out of the park
________

Yay! NetFlix has it!

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2011 08:46 PM (6fER6)

538 Posted by: Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 12:45 AM (hIWe1) Hey that guy. Signed, that other guy.

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 08:46 PM (DKLl9)

539 552 I hate to be "that guy" again, but guess what?

Fuck off.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:47 PM (51YA7)

540 Remember the way he melted down and shut down all discussion of Anthony Weiner toward the end of that saga?

I blame Gennette Cordoba.

Ace thought he was about to get a scoop straight from the source. At the same time some of the morons - myself included - insisted that Cordoba was no innocent victim. (For my part I called her a "SWPL meetup homegirl". I completely stand by that assessment, BTW.)

So, Ace figured that jerks like me cost Ace a "scoop" - a meaningless one, it turned out - so he lost his shit at us.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 08:48 PM (6GvAC)

541 # 548 - Dack, if this works, here ya go! 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 08:48 PM (Zgfnd)

542 "don't forget Ichi which other than the main villain seemingly being in a different movie, is really under-rated" Is that Ichi the Killer? That movie is fucking insane in a great way. Earns the Moron Stamp of Approval. Especially when he pours hot oil on that dude's back. Holy shit is that intense!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:48 PM (AF1jB)

543

Yay! NetFlix has it!

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2011 12:46 AM (6fER6)


just forget about how many times you ask yourself "why the fuck is this dude being so hammy in something that is trying to be serious"

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:48 PM (M8yfa)

544

Remember the way he melted down and shut down all discussion of Anthony Weiner toward the end of that saga?  To the point that the actual announcement of Weiner's resignation went virtually unnoticed here?  Yeah, we're seeing the same thing playing out here.  I'm going to side with the "bi-polar" diagnosis.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:40 AM

I think you're onto something there. The comments he makes, then apologizes for later on.

So what's Drew's excuse?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

545 Is that Ichi the Killer? That movie is fucking insane in a great way. Earns the Moron Stamp of Approval. Especially when he pours hot oil on that dude's back. Holy shit is that intense!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 12:48 AM (AF1jB)


nah, not that Ichi the Killer (though I preferred the manga) but just Ichi

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:50 PM (M8yfa)

546 Christ, fuck this site.  Fuck this incessant childish horseshit.  And fuck "conservatives" who fall for it.

Someone let me know when the Ewokian Man-Child's thorazine kicks in, or when this place generally stops sounding like RedState and/or HotAir.  I'm outta here.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:50 PM (51YA7)

547 PGiS, the combined mention of lions and OWS brought this to mind:
http://tinyurl.com/n9m6m9

Posted by: epobirs at November 08, 2011 08:51 PM (kcfmt)

548 548 Does anyone have a link to Ace's Twitter account?

I want to roll in the paranoia.

http://twitter.com/#!/AoSHQ

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 08, 2011 08:51 PM (UR5vq)

549 556  Posted by: Zimriel

I always had the impression it was concern over liability in a potential false light suit. 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:52 PM (OZymZ)

Posted by: Miss'80s at November 08, 2011 08:52 PM (d6QMz)

551 Christ, fuck this site. Yeesh, and everyone was playing so nice. Who brought the cain into the ont on the bottom of their shoe?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 08:53 PM (obVR5)

552 552 I hate to be "that guy" again, but guess what?   Big Herman Cain news: the "joint press conference" with Kraushaar, the 'other woman,' and their lawyers is ON according to Politico: http://www.politico.com/2012-election/
Posted by: Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 12:45 AM

Will Arianna Huffington knock people down to get to the press conference with Gloria Allred like she did when Ahnuld's "Gropinator" accusers were lining up like hippies for free cannibis?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

553 # 548 - Dack, if this works, here ya go! Thanks, Theresa. It works. And yes, Ace is talking about something in the comment sections. He mentions something about keeping on eye on them. Bans coming.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:54 PM (AF1jB)

554 I'm outta here. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:50 AM (51YA7) Peace out you little bitch.

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 08:54 PM (DKLl9)

555 567  Who brought the cain into the ont on the bottom of their shoe? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

That was funny, right there!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 08:55 PM (OZymZ)

556 Who brought the cain into the ont on the bottom of their shoe?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2011 12:53 AM (obVR5)


I would probably be considered the culprit because I made mention of ace spazzing out on twitter

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 08:56 PM (M8yfa)

557 Peace out you little bitch.
Posted by: yomomma at November 09, 2011 12:54 AM (DKLl9)

'Night, you stupid cunt.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:56 PM (51YA7)

558 Dack, if this works, here ya go! I get a blank screen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 08:56 PM (obVR5)

559 >>>Christ, fuck this site.  Fuck this incessant childish horseshit.  And fuck "conservatives" who fall for it.

>>>Someone let me know when the Ewokian Man-Child's thorazine kicks in, or when this place generally stops sounding like RedState and/or HotAir.  I'm outta here.

With all due respect, I can't help but think your weird, angry reaction here is due to the fact that Cain is looking worse and worse and guiltier and guiltier and it's going to hurt you too much to concede that.  You're taking this so personally -- far more personally than you accuse Ace of taking it.  Just my assessment.  It almost sounds like you have some axe to grind with the subject of sexual harassment specifically, like it affected your life in the past or something, I dunno.

Just accept the fact that it's going to keep getting worse for him, it's newsworthy, and people who can see the incredibly obvious are going to pile on him for being (in all likelihood -- and no, I don't have to suspend my judgment merely because the allegations are 'technically unproven' even though they're overwhelmingly likely to be true) a woman-humping, adulterous sleazebag.

But hey, don't tell me to fuck off for posting news, man.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 08:56 PM (hIWe1)

560 Yeesh, and everyone was playing so nice. Who brought the cain into the ont on the bottom of their shoe? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2011 12:53 AM

Some folks just have to let a good one rip to see if it'll clear the room

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

561 And I didn't bring the Cain into this thread.  Undead States was talking about it long before I made my last post.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 08:57 PM (hIWe1)

562 567  Who brought the cain into the ont on the bottom of their shoe? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

LOL!  It's because the penalties aren't nearly harsh enough!  I was given 8 earth minutes last night until my demise for a you-know-who-related post, and I'm still alive and posting. 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 08:58 PM (Zgfnd)

563 Well, since this is turning into The Wrath of Cain and it's late, I'm outta here too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2011 08:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

564 But hey, don't tell me to fuck off for posting news, man.
Posted by: Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 12:56 AM (hIWe1)

I'm telling you to fuck off.  You are the most pathetic little bitch this side of Ace himself.  Everyone hates your guts.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 08:58 PM (51YA7)

565 Alright, I'm done. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 08:58 PM (hIWe1)

566 'Night, you stupid cunt. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:56 AM (51YA7) Hugs.

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 08:59 PM (DKLl9)

567 "With all due respect, I can't help but think your weird, angry reaction here is due to the fact that Cain is looking worse and worse and guiltier and guiltier and it's going to hurt you too much to concede that." Uh huh. Nevermind the fact that he commented on another thread that he's not a big Cain supporter. I think his problem is the sledgehammer bullshit Ace is pulling with this whole affair. Just keeping pulling for Romney, dude.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 08:59 PM (AF1jB)

568 562 Christ, fuck this site. Fuck this incessant childish horseshit. And fuck "conservatives" who fall for it.
Someone let me know when the Ewokian Man-Child's thorazine kicks in, or when this place generally stops sounding like RedState and/or HotAir. I'm outta here.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:50 AM (51YA7)

Well perhaps the blog just isn't worthy of you.

We'll try harder - I swear.

<okay okay I'm being kinda dickish but I've never understood people who get all wrapped around the axle over what ace thinks about a particular topic. if it bores or annoys you, just skip it and move on to a post you do like. Why put yourself through the aggravation and then get all pissed at ace for daring to express his opinion on something on his own blog. Oh the temerity!>

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 08, 2011 09:00 PM (3CH8y)

569 Well, since this is turning into The Wrath of Cain and it's late, I'm outta here too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2011 12:58 AM (Y+DPZ)


i hope not, the ONT used to be no politic shit and I miss that

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:00 PM (M8yfa)

570 I'm telling you to fuck off. You are the most pathetic little bitch this side of Ace himself. Everyone hates your guts. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 09, 2011 12:58 AM (51YA7) Didn't you promise you were outta here?

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:00 PM (DKLl9)

571 >>>I'm telling you to fuck off.  You are the most pathetic little bitch this side of Ace himself.  Everyone hates your guts.

Wait.  I'm not quite done.  What the fuck is this about?  Why are you so AGGRO, buddy?

Seriously, I haven't even been in any flamewarring with you so I don't understand this.  It really just seems like you're lashing out because...what, I disagree with you about this? 

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:01 PM (hIWe1)

572 Yikes, walked into a shit storm I did.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:01 PM (FMbng)

573 'Night, you stupid cunt. Hugs. But wouldn't that be like ....HEY!!!! Sexual Harrassment!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:01 PM (obVR5)

574 But wouldn't that be like ....HEY!!!! Sexual Harrassment! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2011 01:01 AM (obVR5) Depends on where I stand on the issues. /Oh snap!

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (DKLl9)

575 i hope not, the ONT used to be no politic shit and I miss that Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 01:00 AM (M8yfa) No jobs for the daywalkers so they stay up late now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (bxiXv)

576 565 I was mostly thinking of this comment thread. Which was coincidentally the thread in which the Cat Box Cutie posted ghey pr0nz

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (6GvAC)

577 Oh the temerity!> Posted by: Mætenloch STOP IT! Its too late for big words!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (obVR5)

578 Looks like I got here just in time.

Pretzel?

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (4Kl5M)

579 Uh huh. Nevermind the fact that he commented on another thread that he's not a big Cain supporter. I think his problem is the sledgehammer bullshit Ace is pulling with this whole affair.
Just keeping pulling for Romney, dude.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 12:59 AM (AF1jB)

Okay we get it - you're really really unhappy with ace. But do you have carry on and on about in the ONT? Does ace come to your living room and bitch about you every night? No, he does not.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 08, 2011 09:02 PM (3CH8y)

580 584  I've never understood people who get all wrapped around the axle over what ace thinks about a particular topic. if it bores or annoys you, just skip it and move on to a post you do like. Why put yourself through the aggravation and then get all pissed at ace for daring to express his opinion on something on his own blog. Oh the temerity!>  Posted by: Mætenloch

This.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:03 PM (OZymZ)

581 Posted by: Mætenloch at November 09, 2011 01:00 AM (3CH8y)


Works for me. Later.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 08, 2011 09:03 PM (51YA7)

582 smoke em if youve got em.

Posted by: Mark Block at November 08, 2011 09:03 PM (RN90h)

583 Good evening again.

Okay, without being in any way political and shitting all over the ONT, I need someone to explain something to me. (I should probably take this to the election thread, but...fuck it.)

Okay, the Ohio referendum.

Their was a referendum to repeal that labor law, right?  SB5?

Now the news is saying the law was repealed.

BUT when I click on over to the Ohio SoS website, it says the vote total is 61% against repeal.  So...didn't Kasich and the 'Pubs win?

What the fook am I missing here?

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:03 PM (4ixH5)

584 Pretzel? Posted by: fluffy Have any white cheddar popcorn?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:05 PM (obVR5)

585 BUT when I click on over to the Ohio SoS website, it says the vote total is 61% against repeal.  So...didn't Kasich and the 'Pubs win?

What the fook am I missing here?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:03 AM (4ixH5)


they fucked up their wording, the repeal lost by almost 2 to 1 so no, the pubs didn't win

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:05 PM (M8yfa)

586 We need to get the ONT back to it's Valu-Rite, guns, shoes, boobehs, hobos, pudding-dipping, etc., roots!   I'll start

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 09:05 PM (Zgfnd)

587 "without being in any way political and shitting all over the ONT"

Guess I'm too late...lol?

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:05 PM (4ixH5)

588 Also: I don't hate Jeff B's guts. Let's not say "everyone hates X" when you do not speak for everyone. I never met any one here - it's just weird to hate someone you don't even know

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 09:05 PM (6GvAC)

589 >>>BUT when I click on over to the Ohio SoS website, it says the vote total is 61% against repeal.  So...didn't Kasich and the 'Pubs win?

A "yes" vote would have kept the law in place.  A "no" vote repealed it.

The "no" won 61%+ of the vote. 

Yeah, not so hot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:06 PM (hIWe1)

590 We need to get the ONT back to it's Valu-Rite, guns, shoes, boobehs, hobos, pudding-dipping, etc., roots!   I'll start
Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 09, 2011 01:05 AM


God bless you. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:06 PM (FMbng)

591 599

Two different refs.  One on prohibiting healthcare mandate (R's won)  the other on repealing the public labor union law (R's lost).

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:06 PM (OZymZ)

592 Have any white cheddar popcorn?

Sorry, just have a few pumpernickel pretzel sticks. I might have a bit of Jarlsberg left.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 09:07 PM (4Kl5M)

593 Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done Wonder if CAC would consider those big

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:07 PM (obVR5)

594 someone needs to change the site so every curse word is turned to shazbot

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:08 PM (M8yfa)

595

they fucked up their wording, the repeal lost by almost 2 to 1 so no, the pubs didn't win

Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 01:05 AM (M8yfa)

Okay, so the Ohio SoS is a retard.  I gotcha.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:08 PM (4ixH5)

596 ""Wonder if CAC would consider those big""



I would call them frigging killer.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:09 PM (FMbng)

597 Two different refs. One on prohibiting healthcare mandate (R's won) the other on repealing the public labor union law (R's lost). Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:06 AM (OZymZ) So, the silver lining is that when the state inevitably goes bankrupt, at least it won't take the whole healthcare system with it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2011 09:10 PM (bxiXv)

598 Sorry, just have a few pumpernickel pretzel sticks. Trader Joe's is advertising pumpkin cream cheese & ginger snaps as a substitute to chips and dips for the holiday season.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:12 PM (obVR5)

599 610 someone needs to change the site so every curse word is turned to shazbot Posted by: The Dude at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (M8yfa) Shazbot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2011 09:12 PM (bxiXv)

600 A "yes" vote would have kept the law in place.  A "no" vote repealed it.

The "no" won 61%+ of the vote. 

Yeah, not so hot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 01:06 AM (hIWe1)

So in a referendum FOR repeal you had to vote "aye" against it and "nay" for it?

That's retarded.  That SoS is a fucking retard.  Must be one of those Soros is trying to plant.

Fuck it, not my state anyway.

Posted by: Robert fat and happy in Texas at November 08, 2011 09:12 PM (4ixH5)

601 611  Okay, so the Ohio SoS is a retard.  I gotcha.
Posted by: Robert

Well, that and the public union labor law was different from Wisco's which deftly kept the police and firefighters alone.  Ohio's statute applied to all public sector unions, including police and fire and the dems scared the living crap out of people - or that's the report I heard.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:13 PM (OZymZ)

602 Undead, get your Luziana ass back here!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday, berserker


Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 09:14 PM (iBll1)

603 What the shazbot?  Why don't you just go shazbot yourself?  Obama is a stuttering clustershazbot of a miserable failure. 

This could shazbotting work!      

(Or not.) 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 09:15 PM (Zgfnd)

604 "Okay we get it - you're really really unhappy with ace. But do you have carry on and on about in the ONT? Does ace come to your living room and bitch about you every night? No, he does not." I'm not really carrying on about it in the ONT. JeffB. showed up and made a comment that wasn't accurate according to comments I read earlier so I replied. And he is a shill for Romney. Everyone knows this. I talked about JoePa, beards, and the Huskers earlier in the thread and wasn't going totally political at all. Yeah, I complained about Ace too but it's kind of because I'm worried about him. I really think he might be bipolar. I have a sister that suffers from the condition and she exhibits some of the same behaviors I've seen here lately from Ace.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:15 PM (AF1jB)

605 Happy Bday Berserker. Titteh flash: ( * ) ( * )

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:15 PM (obVR5)

606 613  So, the silver lining is that when the state inevitably goes bankrupt, at least it won't take the whole healthcare system with it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Heh.  Pretty much.
Oh hey oh, way to go Ohio.

Posted by: The Pretenders at November 08, 2011 09:15 PM (OZymZ)

607 I don't understand collective bargaining at all. I just don't get it. Why would you want to hitch your wagon to some tard that may or may not have graduated Highschool? My living trusted to a fucking forktruck driver's opinion? Seriously. If you aren't happy with the wages, working conditions, benefits, or whatever.. hit the fucking road and find another job. And this is coming from someone who is FORCED to be in one. Fucking worthless people

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 09:15 PM (q/891)

608 Berserker, it's your birthday?  Happy birthday, and many happy more! 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 09:16 PM (Zgfnd)

609 Trader Joe's is advertising pumpkin cream cheese & ginger snaps as a substitute to chips and dips for the holiday season.

I might be skinny if not for TJ's. OK, maybe not.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 09:17 PM (4Kl5M)

610 "What the fook am I missing here?" This would've passed the right way if everyone involved sported a full beard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:17 PM (AF1jB)

611 You know, the irony of this is that Undead States is easily one of my three or four favorite commenters on this site.  He's smart, hilariously funny (the best 'joke username' poster we've got, period), and...completely wrong on this one particular issue, IMO.  I see no need to personalize our disagreement (and anyone following these threads would notice that I've pointedly declined to argue with him on the subject), so I don't understand why he does. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:17 PM (hIWe1)

612 Happy Birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:18 PM (OZymZ)

613 I might be skinny if not for TJ's. Peppermint JoJos are already back. bastards.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:18 PM (obVR5)

614

"And I used to think he was taking the point too far but in this case there really is no justification for banning e-cigs except wielding the power to deny others pleasure."


Well of course.

The State cannot tolerate challenges to its supremacy, particularly in the areas of dispensing pleasure and pain.
That's why, despite wallowing in sexual excess, and indulging in numerous sexual paraphilias, Marxist ideology always requires the suppression of any and all drug use or sex beyond procreation.

I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by: Sam at November 08, 2011 09:19 PM (LAU3p)

615 Well, that and the public union labor law was different from Wisco's which deftly kept the police and firefighters alone.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:13 AM (OZymZ)

That reminds me, there was a local referendum on allowing collective bargaining for county deputies and detention officers.  It lost, thank God.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:20 PM (4ixH5)

616 Hey, Dack --

You do realize that Undead States is ALSO a "Romney shill," right?  He just, for whatever reason, thinks Cain is innocent whereas I do not.

One of the nice things about the commenters here is that we don't necessarily divide along entirely predictable lines in terms of our views on certain issues.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:20 PM (hIWe1)

617 Peppermint JoJos are already back. bastards.

Including the deluxe chocolate covered ones?

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 09:20 PM (4Kl5M)

618 And he is a shill for Romney. Everyone knows this. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 01:15 AM (AF1jB) I think you're a retard with an IQ of 17. I have a sister with that & you're sounding like her. See how easy that is? Why is it that every person who supports someone you don't is a "shill" rather than someone who just supports a candidate & is making a case for them?

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:21 PM (DKLl9)

619 Happy birthday, berserker
Posted by: MissTammy at November 09, 2011 01:14 AM

Thanks Miss Tammy!!


Happy Bday Berserker. Titteh flash: ( * ) ( * ) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2011 01:15

coool. Finally, someone sent me a mam-o-gram. lol


Berserker, it's your birthday?  Happy birthday, and many happy more! 
Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 09, 2011 01:16 AM

Thanks Theresa, I'm hoping to live forever. lol




Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:21 PM (FMbng)

620 Including the deluxe chocolate covered ones? WHAT????!!!! WANT!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:21 PM (obVR5)

621 Hi everybody! It's just me on my lunch break. Hope you're all having fun!

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:21 PM (Wgcz2)

622 This would've passed the right way if everyone involved sported a full beard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 01:17 AM (AF1jB)

Exactly!

Posted by: Robert misses his beard at November 08, 2011 09:22 PM (4ixH5)

623    Occupy Prison


happy B-Day Berserker..

oh and fuck Ohio...

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 09:23 PM (KZLoo)

624 Oh, and I know that this will inevitably get me accused of "kissing Ace's ass" or whatever (funny how nobody bothers to do that when I argue with him and other cob-loggers Romney, but hey, consistency is for fags), but it's pretty fucking insulting for some of you to use this thread to speculate that Ace is SERIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL merely because you don't like his position on the whole Cain kerfuffle.

I mean, seriously now...what kind of bullshit is that?

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:23 PM (hIWe1)

625 635  Posted by: Berserker

Hey, what am I, chopped herring?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:23 PM (OZymZ)

626 Robert,
I didn't know you were in Tejas. And shouldn't "hairless" be in your nic, too?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (iBll1)

627 It's Berserker's birthday?

Happy birthday!

Posted by: Robert misses his beard at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (4ixH5)

628 Robert misses his beard I have the solution: staple a merkin to your chin!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (obVR5)

629 Internet tip: When I run across someone online who gets in my craw it's only because I give them the power to. To combat that, I just imagine them as the most idiotic, imbecilic person I know in real life who just happened to comment on the internet. Makes it a lot easier to smile & move on.

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (DKLl9)

630 Happy Birthday, Berserker!
Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:18 AM

Thanks Viking!

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (FMbng)

631 "Why is it that every person who supports someone you don't is a "shill" rather than someone who just supports a candidate & is making a case for them?" Oh, I think we all know that JeffB. is a Romney shill. As far as "every person who supports someone you don't is a shill", well, I don't know about that. I didn't accuse "everyone" of anything. I accused JeffB. based on pretty solid evidence that "everyone" knows about.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:24 PM (AF1jB)

632 I think Ace might be a ginger. My sister is a ginger.

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:25 PM (Wgcz2)

633 I mean, seriously now...what kind of bullshit is that?

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 01:23 AM (hIWe1)

I see someone hasn't taken his medication today.

Posted by: Robert - Wanna Buy Some Vicodin? at November 08, 2011 09:25 PM (4ixH5)

634 Happy birthday Berserker!

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:25 PM (Wgcz2)

635 Hey everybody! Stop fighting! We're supposed to be friends, you cum-lapping douchenozzles!

Posted by: That Guy Who's Really Bad At Conflict Resolution at November 08, 2011 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

636 Hey, what am I, chopped herring?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:23 AM (OZymZ)


don't you be dissing the herring, pickled herring is fill of win

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:26 PM (M8yfa)

637 I didn't know you were in Tejas. And shouldn't "hairless" be in your nic, too?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 09, 2011 01:24 AM (iBll1)

I got plenty of hair.  But not on my face.  And the air...keeps...TOUCHING ME!

Posted by: Robert - Wanna Buy Some Vicodin? at November 08, 2011 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

638 happy B-Day Berserker..

Posted by: beanervt at November 09, 2011 01:23 AM

It's Berserker's birthday?

Happy birthday!
Posted by: Robert misses his beard at November 09, 2011 01:24



Thanks Dudes!!

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:27 PM (FMbng)

639 We're supposed to be friends, you cum-lapping douchenozzles! It's cumGUZZLING. Get it right!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:27 PM (obVR5)

640 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 01:24 AM (AF1jB) Just say 'supporter.' You'll get a lot more people to take you seriously. By calling him a shill you're trying to get people to think a certain way about him. The problem is it makes people think a certain way about you. …and that's one to grow on.™

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:27 PM (DKLl9)

641 So Robert, why did you shave your beard?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:27 PM (OZymZ)

642 Happy birthday Berserker!

 Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:25 AM

Thanks!!

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:27 PM (FMbng)

643 648 I think Ace might be a ginger. My sister is a ginger. Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:25 AM (Wgcz2) A Møøse once bit my sister.

Posted by: Hekkønen Bjørnløngen at November 08, 2011 09:28 PM (bxiXv)

644 Say "Cookies!"

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2011 09:28 PM (4Kl5M)

645 . My sister is a ginger.

The one with the IQ of 17?

You best  be careful where you're treading, mortal...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior GOddess at November 08, 2011 09:28 PM (iBll1)

646 Ok I'm official drunk on my birthday, and alot of letters are worn off my keyboard. Should be interesting. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:28 PM (FMbng)

647 Gaah, if I don't start making traction on some of these projects at work I'm going to go looney.  We have a "project management" department that is too much management, not enough project.

We've had 3 meetings this week alone about whether or not we're going to proceed Wednesday night with the conversion.  And we have yet to make a decision.

And here I sit at 12:30 am, working.

Sometimes I hate information technology.  But I'm thankful to God above to have a job to be frustrated with.

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at November 08, 2011 09:28 PM (/bVuS)

648 Oh shit! My wife's birthday is next week! Any gift ideas?

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (Wgcz2)

649 why did you shave your beard?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:27 AM (OZymZ)

Boss asked me to.  Was wondering how long that was gonna take.

It's never gonna be this smooth again.  Quick, someone shower me with kisses!

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

650 A Møøse once bit my sister. You know, the fish slapping dance might just be in order here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (obVR5)

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

652 Jeff B: 640 ... but it's pretty fucking insulting for some of you to use this thread to speculate that Ace is SERIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL merely because you don't like his position on the whole Cain kerfuffle.

For my part, I agree with the main thrust of his position. I don't think Cain would be a good President.

I will speculate that those speculating on Ace's mental state are more reacting to the fervour of Ace's statements here, not to their substance.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (6GvAC)

653 "it's pretty fucking insulting for some of you to use this thread to speculate that Ace is SERIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL merely because you don't like his position on the whole Cain kerfuffle." So you're saying for certain that he isn't? I could give a shit about Cain. I don't even support him and he's probably not going to get the nomination. What is interesting, however, is how fucking emotionally invested Ace is in proving everyone else is a complete fucking lunatic for even thinking that Cain might not be guilty of sexual harassment. Read his posts. The guy is going way overboard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (AF1jB)

654 It's cumGUZZLING. Get it right! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2011 01:27 AM (obVR5) Okay, I am now officially asking to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Møøses at November 08, 2011 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

655 Any gift ideas?

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:29 AM (Wgcz2)

Tell her to wait until Christmas rolls around?

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:30 PM (4ixH5)

656 Robert, you will come to love all that silky smoothness, trust me. It gets better. It gets downright nice...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:30 PM (iBll1)

657 A Møøse once bit my sister.

Posted by: Hekkønen Bjørnløngen at November 09, 2011 01:28 AM (bxiXv)


LOL!  Let me guess, you are/were a Freeper? 

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 09:30 PM (Zgfnd)

658 665    smooch

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:30 PM (OZymZ)

659 664 Oh shit! My wife's birthday is next week! Any gift ideas? Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:29 AM (Wgcz2) A pineapple-kiwi milkshake?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Møøses at November 08, 2011 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

660 should be cum guzzling dumpster

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:31 PM (M8yfa)

661 Any gift ideas? Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:29 AM (Wgcz2) Brazilian?

Posted by: yomomma at November 08, 2011 09:31 PM (DKLl9)

662 Oh shit! My wife's birthday is next week! Any gift ideas? Expensive jewelry is always full of win.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:31 PM (obVR5)

663 Any gift ideas?
Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:29 AM (Wgcz2)

pachinko machine

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:31 PM (M8yfa)

664 Thanks Robert I might just do that. Maybe i'll get her a kindle. I'd get my ginger sister a kindle but we all know gingers can't read.

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:32 PM (Wgcz2)

665   smooch

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:30 AM (OZymZ)

Oh, baby!





It gets downright nice...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 01:30 AM (iBll1)

Nope, I like my fuzz.  Unless some hot sexy tamale comes along and starts licking my face.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:32 PM (4ixH5)

666 Oh shit! My wife's birthday is next week! Any gift ideas?
 Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:29 AM

The best things in life are free, for everything else there's CASH. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:33 PM (FMbng)

667 Thanks Robert I might just do that.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:32 AM (Wgcz2)

Of couse, you might go twice as long with nookie...

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:33 PM (4ixH5)

668 "Any gift ideas?" A strap-on beard?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:33 PM (AF1jB)

669 ! My wife's birthday is next week! Any gift ideas


A nice Red Mercedes convertible should keep you out of the dog house for many years to come...good investment..

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 09:33 PM (KZLoo)

670 Joffen, Joffen, Joffen.....

Robert, last time I tried to smother you with kisses, you started counting rice.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:34 PM (iBll1)

671 we all know gingers can't read. Ok so exactly how many of us did he diss with that one?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:34 PM (obVR5)

672 681 (lap, lap, lap)

Posted by: some chica at November 08, 2011 09:34 PM (OZymZ)

673 A nice Red Mercedes convertible should keep you out of the dog house for many years to come...good investment..

Posted by: beanervt at November 09, 2011 01:33 AM (KZLoo)


waste of money, bitches can't drive

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:34 PM (M8yfa)

674 689  waste of money, bitches can't drive
Posted by: The Dude

Well, not the ones wearing flip flops.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:36 PM (OZymZ)

675 >>>Oh, I think we all know that JeffB. is a Romney shill. As far as "every person who supports someone you don't is a shill", well, I don't know about that. I didn't accuse "everyone" of anything. I accused JeffB. based on pretty solid evidence that "everyone" knows about.

With all due respect -- and I'm not snarking or insulting here, I'm actually trying to engage in good faith -- are you aware of how I arrived at my position?  As recently as one month ago I was a non-Romney person.  When Perry got into the race, I was on the Perrywagon.  I defended him here on the dumb Gardasil issue (still do!) and even tried to spin the whole illegal-tuition/"heartless" issue for him by pointing out that it wasn't the worst position to have staked out in the general election.  I only gave up on him after several terrible debate performances in a row convinced me he would be made mincemeat of in the general election.  Then I looked more closely at his record in Texas and found that it wasn't really all it had been cracked up to be. 

It's true that I never HATED Romney with the hatred of a thousand suns the way many here do -- and I thought that the constant attacks on him here and elsewhere, many of which struck me as distortionary and unfair, were bad for us on the whole given the strong possibility he might end up our nominee -- but I only decided to back him as my choice by default, by process of elimination.  After Perry collapsed, it was extremely easy for me to run down the list of the rest of the candidates -- Cain, Gingrich, Bachmann, etc. -- and realize that not a single one of them was remotely capable of winning in 2012 for a number of reasons, and that this left Romney as the only possible choice. 

Given that I made that calculation is it any surprise that, now that I've decided Romney is the only possible default choice, I would deign to defend him against what I consider some of the more over-the-top attacks against him around here?  I don't pretend he doesn't have baggage.  I don't pretend the flip-flops don't exist in his past.  I do often try to point out that his actual RECORD as Governor isn't nearly the unrelieved liberal shitshow that so many here like to make it out to be, that in a lot of ways he was doing the best he possibly could under amazingly inhospitable political circumstances in MA.

And this makes me a shill?  The term "shill" implies with its use a connotation of intellectual dishonesty, of deceit and trickery.  It's insulting because it assumes bad faith on the part of the person you label with it.  But on your logic anyone who speaks up in favor of a particular candidate is now a "shill." 

Maybe you're just tossing around the word carelessly, because hey it's the internet and it's easy to talk tough to people you've never met.  I'm guilty of that myself sometimes too.  (Hell, I'm guilty of that a LOT.)  But it really is unfair to me and to anyone else who deigns to support a candidate that you happen to disapprove of.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 08, 2011 09:37 PM (hIWe1)

676 last time I tried to smother you with kisses, you started counting rice.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 01:34 AM (iBll1)

It...couldn't be helped.

*Notices your shoelaces*

*Unties them*

*Ties them all together*

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

677 waste of money, bitches can't drive

The boys are testy tonight!

I can drive just fine.

Parallel park, ...not so much

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:37 PM (iBll1)

678

Bruce Lee probably has the best 1 man army fight scenes. Enter the Dragon?

Oh, and the hallway scene in Oldboy. 1 shot, 1 guy vs like 30.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 09:38 PM (tsC/8)

679 I love ginger girls. I don't care if they can read or not. All they have to do is walk by.
And now that I have read all the comments, lunch break time is over and it is time for me to go back to work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2011 09:39 PM (xa1/W)

680 (lap, lap, lap)

Posted by: some chica at November 09, 2011 01:34 AM (OZymZ)

Make me the happiest man alive...

Do my dishes.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

681 Legend of Fong Sai Yuk II

Fecking funny gung-fu flick. One of Jet Li's first. Part I and II are pretty much the same movie but II is a bit more polished.

Cory Yuen, the director, co-directed The Transporter with Jason Statham.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2011 09:40 PM (04aCI)

682 A nice Red Mercedes convertible should keep you out of the dog house for many years to come...good investment..

Posted by: beanervt at November 09, 2011 01:33 AM (KZLoo)

A red Mercedes should get a man blow jobs on demand for life.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

683 Now that i got the magic number, proving i truly am an evil beotch, its off to sleepy time. Nite Nite kiddies. Try not to track too much cain around the room. And all you drunks, try not to mistake the closet for the head and pee in maet's shoes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2011 09:40 PM (obVR5)

684 696  Posted by: Robert

Can I make you a sandwich first?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:40 PM (OZymZ)

685 *Ties them all together*

Does this mean I can't lick your face?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:40 PM (iBll1)

686

Make me the happiest man alive...Do my dishes.

I tried putting my dick in the washing machine too, once

Posted by: Zimriel at November 08, 2011 09:41 PM (6GvAC)

687 I finally understand why JeffB is a Romney shill. Thanks for clearing that up, you shill.

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:41 PM (Wgcz2)

688 Time for me to shut it down.  Try not to tear the place up too badly for the morning crew.   

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 08, 2011 09:41 PM (Zgfnd)

689 Parallel park, ...not so much Posted by: Anya Herrick,


Don't you mean Parallel Pong MizT??

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 09:41 PM (KZLoo)

690 Night, Bebe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:41 PM (iBll1)

691 Legend of Fong Sai Yuk II

Fecking funny gung-fu flick. One of Jet Li's first. Part I and II are pretty much the same movie but II is a bit more polished.

Cory Yuen, the director, co-directed The Transporter with Jason Statham.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2011 01:40 AM (04aCI)


last fight scene in the first one is probably my favorite fight scene of all-time (though the end fight scene in Fire Dragon is close)

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:42 PM (M8yfa)

692 I never had a beard, I would fuck up and light it on fire. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:42 PM (FMbng)

693 I tried to grow a mustache once. I looked like a Frenchman.

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:43 PM (Wgcz2)

694 698  A red Mercedes man should get a man blow jobs on demand for life.
Posted by: Robert

FIFY

Posted by: Man Club Rule #1 at November 08, 2011 09:43 PM (OZymZ)

695 Can I make you a sandwich first?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:40 AM (OZymZ)

With lettuce.  And some thinly sliced tomato.






Does this mean I can't lick your face?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 01:40 AM (iBll1)

I need to inspect your pantries for rice, first.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:44 PM (4ixH5)

696 I tried to grow a mustache once. I looked like a Frenchman.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:43 AM (Wgcz2)


only way to wear a mustache is to curl it

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:44 PM (M8yfa)

697

A red Mercedes should get a man blow jobs on demand for life.Posted by: Robert


Oh I thought that was a given Robert?,,, the outta the dog house was the bonus.

You should see the what you get when you give 'em them Porshees...

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 09:44 PM (KZLoo)

698 I never had a beard

Most excellent. Does this mean we can lick your face? It's your birthday, you get a say in the matter. Choose wisely.

Dad okay?


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:45 PM (iBll1)

699 I never had a beard, I would fuck up and light it on fire. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:42 AM (FMbng)

That would be metal.  You could bill yourself as the human cigarette lighter, do a public service.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:46 PM (4ixH5)

700

You should see the what you get when you give 'em them Porshees...

Posted by: beanervt at November 09, 2011 01:44 AM (KZLoo)

That there should get a man some anal, no questions asked.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:46 PM (4ixH5)

701 I am not going to shave for an entire year. Last time I did that I looked like a hobo, so know your enemy to avoid friendly fire.

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 09:46 PM (q/891)

702 711  With lettuce.  And some thinly sliced tomato.  Posted by: Robert


An inner leaf?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 09:47 PM (OZymZ)

703 Bean, I am afraid to ask about parallel ponging. Intrigued, mind you, but afraid to ask....

And I'd be bummed if I got a car or CASH for a birthday present, darn it!!

Joff, what kinds of things does she like?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:48 PM (iBll1)

704 Most excellent. Does this mean we can lick your face? It's your birthday, you get a say in the matter. Choose wisely.

Dad okay?

If "we" are females then yeah, too drunk to stop you anyway. lol

Dad is ok, I went there tonight. I didn't want him to eat alone tonight of all nights. I showed him how to record with his software, so he had some fun.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:48 PM (FMbng)

705 sweet, found a Indiana Jones pachinko machine and it's under my budget. Dad thought he was gonna fuck me over for Christmas, bitch thought wrong

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:49 PM (M8yfa)

706 Hey, Bers,  HBD.

Seriously friggin' cold tonight.  Way gorgeous and maybe some aurora, but definitely a nipple pinger.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 09:49 PM (ufJKx)

707

An inner leaf?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:47 AM (OZymZ)

Anything as long as it's crisp.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

708 Hey, Bers,  HBD.

Seriously friggin' cold tonight.  Way gorgeous and maybe some aurora, but definitely a nipple pinger.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 01:49 AM


Thanks! Its kind cold here too but waaay clear. I love the winter skies for the clarity.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:50 PM (FMbng)

709 @Anya: I already planned on buying her a Kindle I just wanted to see what funny gift ideas you all would come up with hahaha I was serious about gingers and reading tho...

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:51 PM (Wgcz2)

710 723   Anything as long as it's crisp.  Posted by: Robert

My pleasure.

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 08, 2011 09:52 PM (OZymZ)

711 Jeff B. at November 09, 2011 01:37 AM (hIWe1) O.k. Fair enough. Thanks for explaining your position. Using the word shill was wrong on my part. I disagree with supporting Romney but of course you have the right to support whomever you want. I hope Romney isn't the nominee. I don't think he can win against Barry. I don't think Cain can win, either. At this point I'm thinking Gingrich but I'm not sure he can win either. I think we might be hosed in 2012.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:53 PM (AF1jB)

712 Wow. This was a fun thread to catch up on.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 09:53 PM (tsC/8)

713 Hey, 'zerker -- happy b'day!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 08, 2011 09:53 PM (kaalw)

714 Hey, 'zerker -- happy b'day!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 09, 2011 01:53 AM

Thanks!!

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 09:53 PM (FMbng)

715 video of said pachinko machine
http://tinyurl.com/c4qepwf

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 09:54 PM (M8yfa)

716 jc, I have never seen the aurora borealis (sp) I love cold nights, period.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:54 PM (iBll1)

717 My pleasure.

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 09, 2011 01:52 AM (OZymZ)

You're a doll.

*Pinch*

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2011 09:55 PM (4ixH5)

718 727  I think we might be hosed in 2012. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

C'mon, pull back up to 40,000 ft.  We're going to crush scoamf.

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 08, 2011 09:55 PM (OZymZ)

719 717 I am not going to shave for an entire year. Last time I did that I looked like a hobo, so know your enemy to avoid friendly fire.

I know a place you can hide out at...

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at November 08, 2011 09:55 PM (6GvAC)

720 719 Bean, I am afraid to ask about parallel ponging


Heh MizT,,, it's only bouncing off the bumpers,,nothing sexual I don't think..at least nothing I've tried...

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 09:56 PM (KZLoo)

721 "jc, I have never seen the aurora borealis (sp) I love cold nights, period." I actually saw it a couple of weeks ago and I live in Nebraska! It was a red cloudiness across the northern part of the sky and only lasted about five or ten minutes. It's rare to see it this far from the northern hemisphere.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:56 PM (AF1jB)

722 733   You're a doll.  *Pinch*   Posted by: Robert


Ouch! (giggle)

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 08, 2011 09:57 PM (OZymZ)

723 Gun Control picture I just saw on facebook.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 09:57 PM (tsC/8)

724 727  I think we might be hosed in 2012.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2011 01:53 AM (AF1jB)

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Don't fret.  Opud* is dead like disco.  It'll be like 1980, cliffhanger to blowout in just a few days -- all at the end.


*Over-promise, Under-deliver

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 09:57 PM (ufJKx)

725 Alright back to work. Day off tomorrow so there better be some liveblog for the debate tomorrow. Have fun guys!

Posted by: Joffen at November 08, 2011 09:57 PM (Wgcz2)

726


I was serious about gingers and reading tho...

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 01:51 AM (Wgcz2)

You're a doll.

*Pinch*

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

Decisions, decisions.......

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 09:58 PM (iBll1)

727 "C'mon, pull back up to 40,000 ft. We're going to crush scoamf." Man, I hope you're right. We've got to overcome the MFM and a lot of Barry money to pull it off, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 09:59 PM (AF1jB)

728 I was simultaneously annoyed and amused when I heard that the casinos in Blackhawk and Central City (Colorado) had banned e-cigs. See, they bankrolled the movement for the statewide smoking ban in Colorado. Most likely, they figured it was coming anyway, and if they could get in on the ground floor of it, they could carve out exemptions for themselves. They got the exemptions they wanted. Then, a group of restaurants and bars sued to overturn the ban, on the grounds that if casinos were exempt, it was unfair not to exempt bars or restaurants. It's not like casinos had a greater need to allow smoking. The court agreed... and tossed out the casino exemption. So, now the butthurt casinos don't allow e-cig use, either.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 09:59 PM (vQfJ3)

729 People are slaughtering my facebook page with birthday wishes. Jeez how do they know? I also got some headbanger chick from peru asking me if I still see members of a band I used to play in. Fucking Peru??

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:00 PM (FMbng)

730
The curling of the 'stash is cool but you really need moosetash wax to keep it proper... mine always curls down even though I'm always hand teaseing it to curl up.. I also have always had a beard since leaving the service,, I keep it short summer for cooling and a couple inchs in winter for insulation. very useful stuff that hair..

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 10:00 PM (KZLoo)

731 740  Don't fret.  Opud* is dead like disco.  It'll be like 1980, cliffhanger to blowout in just a few days -- all at the end.  *Over-promise, Under-deliver
Posted by: jc


Right on, right on, right on!

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 08, 2011 10:01 PM (OZymZ)

732 #745: Facebook sends notices to everyone on your Friends list when your birthday's coming up.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:02 PM (vQfJ3)

733 No one really has the Hitler stache anymore. Except Michael Jordan, the one man alive who can get away with it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 10:02 PM (tsC/8)

734 732 jc, I have never seen the aurora borealis (sp) I love cold nights, period.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 01:54 AM (iBll1)

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Here ya go


--- all we get are cold nights.  If it is dark it's cold.  If it's not cold, it's also not dark.  Doesn't have anything to do with what time it is.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:02 PM (ufJKx)

735 743  We've got to overcome the MFM and a lot of Barry money to pull it off, though. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

MFM have lost credibility and bleed out more every day.  There isn't enough money in the world to save scoamf. 

Posted by: viking, dishy at November 08, 2011 10:04 PM (OZymZ)

736 Hey, Tunder!

Bers, you have international groupies no less, that's very impressive!

night, Joff!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:05 PM (iBll1)

737 ""Facebook sends notices to everyone on your Friends list when your birthday's coming up.""


Oh thats creepy. Do they count the corn in my shit too?

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:05 PM (FMbng)

738 damn, now I want to buy another pachinko machine for myself as my Godzilla machine hasn't been getting played enough lately.

the shittiness of being broke for the rest of the week

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 10:05 PM (M8yfa)

739 I have seen the Aurora only once since I moved up Nort. One of the coolest things I have ever seen. I was driving with my gf at the time north on 35 and i'm like what the hell is that green shit in the sky? She goes ah, that the Aurora. I was like holy shit! I'm literally not watching the road, and I realize this and formulate a plan....Get thy ass to the country. It was a chilly evening, but there's a reason I always keep a few blankets in the trunk. (Thanks for the great advice, Pops) Drove about an hour north of the cities and found a nice park. I don't care if it says park closes at dark, if the cops come and notice that you are not a drunk and tell them why you are there, more often than not they will just say: "I'm not coming back this shift, next shift starts at midnight" and leave you and the honey. I just layed back and watched this beautiful green fire in the sky for a few hours. Fabulous. Just thinking about it makes me want to plan a trip up to Alaska.

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 10:05 PM (q/891)

740 #749: I think Obama could probably get away with it; he seems to get away with everything else, after all. Oh, and Mel Gibson... not that he'd be "getting away with it," but because it wouldn't surprise anyone.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:06 PM (vQfJ3)

741 Hi, Anya!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:06 PM (vQfJ3)

742 I'm stealing that pic Z

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 10:06 PM (q/891)

743 ""Bers, you have international groupies no less, that's very impressive!""


Yeah considering its been a while. Well it was a fairly well known band. Robert would know them actually, but I'll never admit it in public, lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:06 PM (FMbng)

744 #753: Only if you check the box under Notifications.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:07 PM (vQfJ3)

745 Yeah I hardley ever go on my FB page, so I really don't know all the little ins and outs. I only got on it last year because my HS reunion was coming up.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:09 PM (FMbng)

746 Welcome to it, Zakn. I stole it myself.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 10:09 PM (tsC/8)

747
I just layed back and watched this beautiful green fire in the sky for a few hours. Fabulous. Just thinking about it makes me want to plan a trip up to Alaska.

That does sound perfect. May I have lots of bearskin rugs and a warm fire?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:10 PM (iBll1)

748 Oh, and by the way, happy birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:10 PM (vQfJ3)

749 Holder kinda sports a Hitler 'stache, no?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:11 PM (OZymZ)

750
Thanks! *hic*


Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:11 PM (FMbng)

751 You know who I've always thought kind of resembles Hitler? David Axelrod.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:12 PM (vQfJ3)

752 Holder kinda sports a Hitler 'stache, no?
Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 02:11 AM


Yes, we can call him Shitler

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:12 PM (FMbng)

753 "I don't care if it says park closes at dark, if the cops come and notice that you are not a drunk and tell them why you are there, more often than not they will just say: "I'm not coming back this shift, next shift starts at midnight" and leave you and the honey." Yeah, not always. I was sitting in a park with the then current honey back in 1994 and the cops showed up and both of them played bad cop. Said we'd be arrested if they found us there again. It wasn't fun.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 10:13 PM (AF1jB)

754 #768: Shitler... I like it!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:13 PM (vQfJ3)

755 Robert would know them actually, but I'll never admit it in public, lol

Would you admit it in private?

Don't make me beg, bers...Robert is too busy pinching all the good looking women to help me figure it out!!!!!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:15 PM (iBll1)

756 767  You know who I've always thought kind of resembles Hitler? David Axelrod. Posted by: Genetic Tunder

Yes, yes he does!


768  Yes, we can call him Shitler   Posted by: Berserker

lol!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:15 PM (OZymZ)

757 ""Robert would know them actually, but I'll never admit it in public, lol

Would you admit it in private? ""



Yes I would

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:17 PM (FMbng)

758 Wait, what are we admitting?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:17 PM (OZymZ)

759 755 Just thinking about it makes me want to plan a trip up to Alaska. Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 02:05 AM (q/891)
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Can't get by with just one.  Takes several trips so you gotta make some choices.

Here's an idea of scale.  This map isn't just right, but it's close enough.

There's a couple great Canadian trips, too.  The loop up past Calgary/Edmonton over to Jasper, into the Klondike and back south on the Cassiar Highway is a great trip.  Gets you near AK, but not over the border.

The AK State Ferry runs from Bellingham, WA to Skagway -- great trip, if you take your car on the Ferry, you can drive from Skagway up to Whitehorse and backtrack thru Canada either thru Jasper, Banff, or the Cassiar ---

and several more -- all nice 2 week ventures.

There are also a lot of cruise lines that make the same run as the Ferry, and some of them go up to Seward -- from there, a couple more 2 week loops are in the works from there.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:18 PM (ufJKx)

760 And it also means we can call the list of  people, states and companies that holder is shaking down "Shitler's list"

I crack me up *hic*

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:18 PM (FMbng)

761 #776: I was thinking that, too. Speaking of Gibson Guitars, does anyone else find it interesting that the feds raided Gibson, and later Moochelle gave Carla Bruni a Gibson guitar?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:20 PM (vQfJ3)

762 776 Shitler's list

roflmao!!  That was just outstanding.  Bers, you're on a heck of a roll.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:20 PM (OZymZ)

763 MissTammy, is Robert in your pantry?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:21 PM (OZymZ)

764 the world is against me from ordering Skyrim

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 10:21 PM (M8yfa)

765 from there, a couple more 2 week loops are in the works from there.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 02:18 AM (ufJKx)
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this message brought to you by the AK Dep't of Redundancy Department Divsion

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:21 PM (ufJKx)

766 I'm drinking some grand marinier centenare, centin...oh fuck it, some 100 year shit.
Seems smoother tasting than the regular stuff.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:22 PM (FMbng)

767 OMG, Shitler's list! I am so stealing that!

Just how private are we talkin', mister?

viking, he's a Metal God, and is being modest about what band he was in. But he's drunk; I bet we could sweet talk him. Dazzle him with your beauty, woman!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:23 PM (iBll1)

768 ""roflmao!!  That was just outstanding.  Bers, you're on a heck of a roll.""


I usually am, I just contain myself when here. Tonight I don't give a shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:23 PM (FMbng)

769

I got super drunk and puked on Sunday. I paid for it hard.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 10:24 PM (tsC/8)

770 "I got super drunk and puked on Sunday. I paid for it hard." Funny how that happens when you least expect it. I got drunk a couple of weeks ago and puked after coughing really hard off of a cigarette out on the back deck. I wasn't even that wasted, but there I was emptying the old stomach. Even worse was the chest pains I had a couple of days later from puking really hard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2011 10:26 PM (AF1jB)

771 I never have hang overs, my stomach is battle hardened. Not sure why, I really never drank much. I can;t get drunk on beer, I get full by the 3rd one and use a nipple on the 4th. Long island ice teas destroy me though, alot of power in that glass.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:27 PM (FMbng)

772 Robert would not be caught dead in my pantry. last time I saw him, he was busy pinching you!


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:27 PM (iBll1)

773 783  he's a Metal God, and is being modest about what band he was in. But he's drunk; I bet we could sweet talk him. Dazzle him with your beauty, woman!
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess

Well, maybe we could but that kinda thing isn't so wise.  He might resent us later and probably never trust us again and neither of us would want that.  I'll think on it.

Are you hoarding Robert in the pantry with the pink bowls? 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:28 PM (OZymZ)

774 ""I was thinking that, too. Speaking of Gibson Guitars, does anyone else find it interesting that the feds raided Gibson, and later Moochelle gave Carla Bruni a Gibson guitar?""

I would say it was one they seized, but judging by just how fucking generous they have been in the past she probably gave her a frigging china made Epiphone.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:28 PM (FMbng)

775 Alas, Robert has no interest in my pink bowls. I suppose he thinks they clash with my hair.


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:30 PM (iBll1)

776 ""Alas, Robert has no interest in my pink bowls. I suppose he thinks they clash with my hair.""

let me guess. Depression glass?

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:31 PM (FMbng)

777 788  Robert would not be caught dead in my pantry. last time I saw him, he was busy pinching you!    Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess

Now MissTammy, he and every other 'ron on this site adores you!  It may be he's napping after the sandwich.  Or maybe he just left without saying goodbye (sad face).

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:32 PM (OZymZ)

778 fuck this shit in not letting me buy Skyrim, I'm going to bed

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 10:32 PM (M8yfa)

779 Tonight I don't give a shit.

Does this mean you'll dance with me?!

I still have the I Stand With Gibson button on my FB page. That shit pissed me the hell right off.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:33 PM (iBll1)

780 ""fuck this shit in not letting me buy Skyrim, I'm going to bed""

Oh that sucks. you trying to get it from game stop?

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:34 PM (FMbng)

781 #790: I don't know enough about guitars to say one way or the other on that count. I just found found the timing... interesting.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:35 PM (vQfJ3)

782 "Does this mean you'll dance with me?!

I still have the I Stand With Gibson button on my FB page. That shit pissed me the hell right off."'


Pissed me off too, I have a lot of them. they don't get their wood from anyplace different than the rest of the frigging industry. Obama sucks.

yes *hic* I'll dance. you lead. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:36 PM (FMbng)

783 791 Alas, Robert has no interest in my pink bowls.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 02:30 AM (iBll1)

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That sentence is only missing one vowel from being a complete contradiction.  My guess is if you added it Robert would follow you around for the rest of his life.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (ufJKx)

784 795  I still have the I Stand With Gibson button on my FB page. That shit pissed me the hell right off.
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess

That whole situation is lawlessness.  Just like violating the precedence of the GM bondholders.  Complete lawlessness. 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (OZymZ)

785 Oh that sucks. you trying to get it from game stop?

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 02:34 AM (FMbng)


D2D, best online price at $48 and change. I'll probably go out on Friday and buy it at Target (free $10 giftcard) or Best Buy where I've got a bunch of reward certs

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (M8yfa)

786 @793, nah, they like to play with me, viking, but it's you pretty ones they actually adore!!!!!! I mean, beanervt never even told me he had a mustache!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:37 PM (iBll1)

787 Not to mention shutting down GM and Chrysler dealerships owned by Republicans while allowing dealerships owned by Democrats and Obama donors to stay open. It's not like those dealerships were costing the manufacturers money.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:38 PM (vQfJ3)

788 jc, do tell?!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:40 PM (iBll1)

789 799  That sentence is only missing one vowel from being a complete contradiction.  My guess is if you added it Robert would follow you around for the rest of his life.
Posted by: jc


Is there an E?

Posted by: Pat Sayjak at November 08, 2011 10:40 PM (OZymZ)

790

Alright, I gotta boredom eat some Ramen, put on some MST3k and hit the mattress.

Godspeed, drunken morons.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 08, 2011 10:40 PM (tsC/8)

791 I'd better be hitting the sack, myself. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 08, 2011 10:41 PM (vQfJ3)

792 803 Not to mention shutting down GM and Chrysler dealerships owned by Republicans while allowing dealerships owned by Democrats and Obama donors to stay open. It's not like those dealerships were costing the manufacturers money.

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not to mention whatever the hell is going on with the Mex Drug Gangs.

not to mention how ever many kickbacks have rolled in on the O-care waivers.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:42 PM (ufJKx)

793 The gibson situation is utter bullshit. There are only a hand full of places that deal in guitar grade wood. I bought from all of them, so does every body else. India themselves were satisfied no laws were broken.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:44 PM (FMbng)

794
yes *hic* I'll dance. you lead

Good God, I better not blow this....are you sober enough to put your hands on my hips? (My Depression glass is marigold, by the way...and I'd love some for my birthday next week)

Okay, wait, would you be better with both arms round my waist?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:44 PM (iBll1)

795 803  Not to mention shutting down GM and Chrysler dealerships owned by Republicans while allowing dealerships owned by Democrats and Obama donors to stay open. It's not like those dealerships were costing the manufacturers money. Posted by: Genetic Tunder

Oh yeah! See?  There's so flippin' much of this lawlessness with this group of duplicitous treasonous bastards, I'd already forgotten about that one.  (hating them, hard)

Posted by: Pat Sayjak at November 08, 2011 10:44 PM (OZymZ)

796 Night Z, night GT!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:46 PM (iBll1)

797 Yea, Martin got off Scot free, being big Dem donors.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:47 PM (iBll1)

798 808  not to mention whatever the hell is going on with the Mex Drug Gangs.

not to mention how ever many kickbacks have rolled in on the O-care waivers.

Posted by: jc


You know, its starting to resemble that list in the Declaration.  Come on Nov. 6 2012 . . . hurry up!

Posted by: Pat Sayjak at November 08, 2011 10:48 PM (OZymZ)

799 813 Yea, Martin got off Scot free, being big Dem donors.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 02:47 AM (iBll1)

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I'll take 'did not make the payoff' for $800, Alex.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:49 PM (ufJKx)

800 Yea, but jc, we're right back at the fn corporate media not reporting this stuff. I an starting to think we're just well and truly screwed. They have too much invested in him to let him lose.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:51 PM (iBll1)

801 Goodnight fellas, sleep well and be safe. 

Hmm.  MissT and Bers are having a dance.  Well, I guess I'll just wait over here by the punchbowl . . .

Posted by: Pat Sayjak at November 08, 2011 10:51 PM (OZymZ)

802 Gibson is in a right to work state, they don't have union employees.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:52 PM (FMbng)

803 Damn sock!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:52 PM (OZymZ)

804 Hmm.  MissT and Bers are having a dance.  Well, I guess I'll just wait over here by the punchbowl . . .

Nooo, come over too, and bring the punch bowl. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:54 PM (FMbng)

805 816 Yea, but jc, we're right back at the fn corporate media not reporting this stuff. I an starting to think we're just well and truly screwed. They have too much invested in him to let him lose.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 09, 2011 02:51 AM (iBll1)

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I guarantee you they will stop at nothing, including lying about the results of every poll.  But, in the end it will only be massive fraud that would even give him a chance.  The complete incompetence is just too obvious.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:54 PM (ufJKx)

806 Actually, viking, I don't think he's dancing so much as sleeping on my shoulder. And here I was hoping to get him to whisper the name in my ear.....

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess at November 08, 2011 10:54 PM (iBll1)

807 ""Actually, viking, I don't think he's dancing so much as sleeping on my shoulder. And here I was hoping to get him to whisper the name in my ear.....""


I'm wide awake actually. This is prime time for me. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 10:55 PM (FMbng)

808 817 Goodnight fellas, sleep well and be safe. 

Hmm.  MissT and Bers are having a dance.  Well, I guess I'll just wait over here by the punchbowl .  . .

Posted by: Pat Sayjak at November 09, 2011 02:51 AM (OZymZ)

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I'll hang witchoo Viking.  We can talk about the time when you made the northwest passage trip to Vancouver Island.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 10:56 PM (ufJKx)

809 822  Actually, viking, I don't think he's dancing so much as sleeping on my shoulder. And here I was hoping to get him to whisper the name in my ear.....
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess

He's adorable, though!



821  I guarantee you they will stop at nothing, including lying about the results of every poll.  But, in the end it will only be massive fraud that would even give him a chance.  The complete incompetence is just too obvious.  Posted by: jc

Even that won't be enough.  That only works when its close, I think.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 10:58 PM (OZymZ)

810 O'Reilly:  WTF?  Did anyone see his bizarre segment with Stossel about oxycontin ?  Is this guy off the rails or what?  He's acting like its legal and easy to buy on the internet? Or just 'go to a doctor and ask for it'... huh? ha

I dare him to try to easily buy it over the internet.  It won't happen.  A doctor will laugh in your face if you 'ask them for it'... what the hell?

Jesus CII's are the most regulated things on the planet.  what a doofus!

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 10:58 PM (bcmD0)

811 I'm wide awake actually

Sure, now that viking is here, with the punchbowl....and I don't blame you. You have excellent taste. My depression glass and I will bow out gracefully.




Posted by: Anya Herrick, Lonely Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:00 PM (iBll1)

812 825 822  Actually, viking, I don't think he's dancing so much as sleeping on my shoulder. And here I was hoping to get him to whisper the name in my ear.....
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Wrathful and Jealous Ginger Warrior Goddess

He's adorable, though!

821  I guarantee you they will stop at nothing, including lying about the results of every poll.  But, in the end it will only be massive fraud that would even give him a chance.  The complete incompetence is just too obvious.  Posted by: jc

Even that won't be enough.  That only works when its close, I think.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 02:58 AM (OZymZ)

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so why are your italics working?  mine are fried and have been for several days.


Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:00 PM (ufJKx)

813 Stossel, why does that just sound like the name of  sock stuffed down your pants.

hey man, got your stossel? lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:01 PM (FMbng)

814 824  I'll hang witchoo Viking.  We can talk about the time when you made the northwest passage trip to Vancouver Island.  Posted by: jc

I bet that's the trip when we lost that stupid Kensington Stone. 

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:02 PM (OZymZ)

815 ""Sure, now that viking is here, with the punchbowl....and I don't blame you. You have excellent taste. My depression glass and I will bow out gracefully.""


hey in my world 3 with a punchbowl is company, I never said to leave. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:02 PM (FMbng)

816 829 Stossel, why does that just sound like the name of  sock stuffed down your pants.

hey man, got your stossel? lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 03:01 AM (FMbng)

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It also sounds like a sack one could use to store dingleberries.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:03 PM (ufJKx)

817 And jc kicks me to the curb, too. I am going to be forced to dye my hair.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Lonely Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:03 PM (iBll1)

818 828  so why are your italics working?  mine are fried and have been for several days.  Posted by: jc

Ancient Viking Magic?  Hell if I know!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:04 PM (OZymZ)

819 833 And jc kicks me to the curb, too. I am going to be forced to dye my hair.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Lonely Goddess at November 09, 2011 03:03 AM (iBll1)

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Don't be silly, woman.  On both counts.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:04 PM (ufJKx)

820 Gentlemen, kindly keep the stossels and dingelberries away from the punchbowl, please!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Lonely Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:05 PM (iBll1)

821 MissT!!  Stop that!!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:05 PM (OZymZ)

822 Vodka spiked punch for everyone!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:06 PM (OZymZ)

823 ""Vodka spiked punch for everyone!""


weee its a partaaay

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:07 PM (FMbng)

824 826  O'Reilly:  WTF?  Did anyone see his bizarre segment with Stossel about oxycontin ?  Posted by: Summon the Meteors

I did see that!  Stossel looked perplexed as well.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:09 PM (OZymZ)

825 hmmm , a shot of JD seems good about now.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:09 PM (FMbng)

826 hey in my world 3 with a punchbowl is company

In my world it's a crowd, Adorable One. Don't you worry, it's not the first time I have been thrown over for a gorgeous blonde, and I know it won't be the last. I'm tough, I can take it! You and jc  sit right there and worship viking, and I'll dance for you.

It's wet and wild and stormy here; that's my kinda weather, and I feel like dancing.

You pick the song, it's your birthday!




Posted by: Anya Herrick, Guardian of the Punchbowl at November 08, 2011 11:11 PM (iBll1)

827 Bill Shultz just went full retard on Red Eye. 

He just said "Do you actually believe Cain would be a better President than Obama? .... (chuckles in background)... He got us out of Iraq!! He killed Bin Laden!!!"

Direct Quote.  Goodbye Bill.  You are a detestable human being

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:12 PM (bcmD0)

828 841  hmmm , a shot of JD seems good about now.  Posted by: Berserker

I can't get anywhere near it.  Can't even smell it.  My first inebriation, many years ago was 9 shots of JD with Budweiser.  Gaaahh.  Ruined me.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:13 PM (OZymZ)

829 In my world it's a crowd, Adorable One. Don't you worry, it's not the first time I have been thrown over for a gorgeous blonde, and I know it won't be the last.

Oh poo, Its my party and I'll "Tri" if I want to. lol


Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:14 PM (FMbng)

830 834 Ancient Viking Magic?  Hell if I know!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 03:04 AM (OZymZ)

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Speaking of ancient Viking Magic - I read all this stuff once and found it really interesting.  I vouch for none of it -- it is the interwebs yahknow -- could all be BS.

I found it cuz I got curious about CAGW and the NW Passage.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:15 PM (ufJKx)

831 ""I can't get anywhere near it.  Can't even smell it.  My first inebriation, many years ago was 9 shots of JD with Budweiser.  Gaaahh.  Ruined me.""



Thats me and blackberry brandy. Yikes.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:15 PM (FMbng)

832 842  MISST, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:15 PM (OZymZ)

833 Who the heck is Bill Schultz??????

Okay, I'll pour bers his JD. Unless you'd bother prefer Maker's Mark?

jc, what can I get you?

Summon?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Guardian of the Punchbowl at November 08, 2011 11:16 PM (iBll1)

834 Still Partaaayying?? had to do a little crisis management..
billing system hosed by runaway process..

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 11:16 PM (KZLoo)

835   ""MISST, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!""


(in my best yoda voice)

Yeuuuuuus,  listen to viking you will.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:17 PM (FMbng)

836 843   "Do you actually believe Cain would be a better President than Obama? .... "

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 09, 2011 03:12 AM (bcmD0)
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I really believe 37.4 pounds of dogshit would be a better President than Obama.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:17 PM (ufJKx)

837 Tri if you want to, you crack me up!

jc, all I know about Viking Magic is runes.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Guardian of the Punchbowl at November 08, 2011 11:18 PM (iBll1)

838 843  Bill Shultz just went is a full on retard on Red Eye.  Posted by: Summon the Meteors

FIFY

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:19 PM (OZymZ)

839 850   jc, what can I get you?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Guardian of the Punchbowl at November 09, 2011 03:16 AM (iBll1)

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A pound of hundreds?

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:19 PM (ufJKx)

840 Bill schultz is the inventor of the nambla edition strap on

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:19 PM (FMbng)

841 I sent this over to rd for sidebar goodness, but i'll hook ya'll up Google Easter Eggs

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 11:19 PM (q/891)

842 Gold Schlager !! yeah man!

I remember the first time I got wasted beyond belief with that stuff.  I was so drunk, I was hanging out the window in the back of my friends 80's bronco puking over side.. We got pulled over by the cops, and I was so wasted I didn't care.  The cop came over to the side, and said 'holy shit, check out the chunks of gold stuck to the paint!' (I was puking up gold schloger and its got gold chunks in it.. haha)  He let us go

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:20 PM (bcmD0)

843 846  Posted by: jc

That looks interesting, I'll check it out later, thanks!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:21 PM (OZymZ)

844 857 850   jc, what can I get you?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Guardian of the Punchbowl at November 09, 2011 03:16 AM (iBll1)

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A pound of hundreds?

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 03:19 AM (ufJKx)

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italics worked that time.  WTF?


Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:22 PM (ufJKx)

845 Gold Schlager

I always thought that was a good name for a porno character in some james bond spinoff.

Who are you? I am gold schlager.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:22 PM (FMbng)

846 was 9 shots of JD with Budweiser.  Gaaahh.  Ruined me.
Posted by: viking


It was the Budweiser that did it.. that stuffs evil.

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 11:22 PM (KZLoo)

847 858  Bill schultz is the inventor of the nambla edition strap on   Posted by: Berserker

LOL!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:22 PM (OZymZ)

848 bean, some of us are partayyying and some of us get sick when we drink and cast aside for gorgeous blonde sailing women, but keep stiff upper lips.

But we all agree that Obama is a SCOAMF!!!!!!

What are you having? Bers is asking for JD, jc and viking have not given me their orders yet.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:23 PM (iBll1)

849 Makers 46 neet please

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at November 08, 2011 11:24 PM (GE1+K)

850 " some of us are partayyying and some of us get sick when we drink and cast aside for gorgeous blonde sailing women, but keep stiff upper lips.""


arrrgh

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:25 PM (FMbng)

851 867 bean, some of us are partayyying and some of us get sick when we drink and cast aside for gorgeous blonde sailing women, but keep stiff upper lips.

But we all agree that Obama is a SCOAMF!!!!!!

What are you having? Bers is asking for JD, jc and viking have not given me their orders yet.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 09, 2011 03:23 AM (iBll1)

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In honor of Bers BD, I'll do a LI Iced T.  Rocket fuel edition.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:25 PM (ufJKx)

852 Gold Schlogers, strap ons and Google Easter Eggs. That's a helluva party right there.

Y'all are gonna have to get your own damn strap ons. Gotta draw a line somewhere

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:26 PM (iBll1)

853 865  It was the Budweiser that did it.. that stuffs evil.  Posted by: beanervt

Maybe so, but I slept on my cold bathroom floor and was there for about half the next day.  It was horrendous.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:26 PM (OZymZ)

854 italic not italic italic not italic

horrendous.

he Budweiser that did it.. that stuffs evil.  Posted by: beanervt

Maybe so, but
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Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:28 PM (ufJKx)

855 Fucking Mountain Dew. How does it work?

Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2011 11:28 PM (Zmtw7)

856 Makers for the Moose, excellent choice, I'll be careful with the wax.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:28 PM (iBll1)

857 Oh MissT!!  My order is an iced vodka with a lemon twist and no more talk of being unappreciated and adored by the menfolk.  It is not true, so its forbidden.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:29 PM (OZymZ)

858 >>>I'll be careful with the wax. Tnx

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at November 08, 2011 11:30 PM (GE1+K)

859 ""Y'all are gonna have to get your own damn strap ons. Gotta draw a line somewhere ""


ewww, so strap ons here. Morons don't need them.

 bill schultz does though

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:30 PM (FMbng)

860 LI IceT for jc, roger that........will need your keys if you have more than one, though. I had one of those once, good Lord. I'm grinning, mind you, but good Lord.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:30 PM (iBll1)

861 UNadored!  (Sheesh! stupid-viking-nitwit)

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:31 PM (OZymZ)

862 867 bean, some of us are partayyying and some of us get sick

 
Keeping it real.. I'm only sick of no blond sailing honey.. and have to decline the drink offer, but if I was still drinking it would be a black russian... loved my black russians..

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 11:31 PM (KZLoo)

863 Gotta come up with a new trendy drink.... How about #occupymyliver?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at November 08, 2011 11:33 PM (GE1+K)

864 883 LI IceT for jc, roger that........will need your keys if you have more than one, though. I had one of those once, good Lord. I'm grinning, mind you, but good Lord.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 09, 2011 03:30 AM (iBll1)

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Mine are absolutely devastating.  Everyone is stunned by the first swallow, but then they can't stop until it's way too late.


Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:34 PM (ufJKx)

865 And for the lady, an iced vodka (I prefer Grey Goose, is that okay?) with a lemon twist!

And you are sweet, I know they like me.

The boys always like me.

Sigh.


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:34 PM (iBll1)

866 ""no more talk of being unappreciated and adored by the menfolk.  It is not true, so its forbidden. ""


(in my even better yoda voice)


 yeuuuus,  do listen to Viking.


Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:35 PM (FMbng)

867 886  #occupymyliver? Posted by: MikeTheMoose

lol!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:35 PM (OZymZ)

868 Lone island ice teas are my drink of choice, I always order them. Rapid destruction in them bad boys. Well if they are made right anyway.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:37 PM (FMbng)

869 I know it is huffpo, but that is makes it so sublime. Occupy Oakland has chosen to ignore a credit union and deposit its funds in a rather amusing location http://tinyurl.com/c2zapn6 full link http://preview.tinyurl.com/c2zapn6 preview link

Posted by: moom at November 08, 2011 11:38 PM (XV9ZM)

870 um long island.. jezz I'm 2 hours from the fucking place and you would think I would spell it right.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:38 PM (FMbng)

871 I'm only sick of no blond sailing honey

Aaaaand it needed only this. I rest my case. My first love has dumped me, too.

jc, baby, I am ready for that LI Iced Tea.

Then every one of you mofos is gonna dance with me. Just close your eyes aqnd pretend it's viking!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:39 PM (iBll1)

872 Hey guys just wondering...

I've been getting ads for things i've been buying with my debit card lately.  I'm not talking generic stuff, i'm talking specific brand razors or eye drops and heck even shampoo.  Kinda creeping me out.  Maybe its a confirmation bias thing? I dunno

Anyone else?

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:40 PM (bcmD0)

873 888  an iced vodka (I prefer Grey Goose, is that okay?) with a lemon twist!  Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess

Why that would be delightful, thank you! 

And I hate to have to do this but you've forced me to it:  Thor, the God of Thunder is your loving husband . . . I don't even have a cat.  Trump Card!

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:40 PM (OZymZ)

874 Talking web ads.. like on this site and others

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:41 PM (bcmD0)

875 892 Long island ice teas


That's some dangerous shit.. you'd never expect the end result when drinking them. Go down to damn easy..

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 11:41 PM (KZLoo)

876 ""Then every one of you mofos is gonna dance with me. Just close your eyes aqnd pretend it's viking!""


I can't dance, if anything I'm pretending I can not step on your feet. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:42 PM (FMbng)

877 Summon, yea, that happens. They can tell what you search, and what we talk about, too. Frakking creepy as hell.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:43 PM (iBll1)

878 Please Tip Your Waitress

and return her to the full upright and locked position.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:43 PM (ufJKx)

879 This is stuff bought from the store.. not online.  So its really got me freaked out.  I'm in CA so the nazis here probably are selling cc info

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:45 PM (bcmD0)

880 ""That's some dangerous shit.. you'd never expect the end result when drinking them. Go down to damn easy..""


There is a place by friend of mine about 1/2 hour from chicago that makes them so frigging strong they only allow 2 per customer. I had my 2 and they ripped my fucking face off. They served them in a huge glass mug.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:45 PM (FMbng)

881 895  Then every one of you mofos is gonna dance with me.

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I control the dancing.  Berserker might make it screech, flutter and soar, but all the asses are belongzz to meee.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:46 PM (ufJKx)

882 I can't dance

Nonsense, I can show you what to do, I really can. I have taught plenty of geeks how to at least keep time...you are no geek, and we know you can keep time. Just keep your hands on my hips. You need not even lift your feet up yet, just sway with me. We're making figure 8s side to side with our hips. Slowly, nice and easy...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:47 PM (iBll1)

883 904  There is a place by friend of mine about 1/2 hour from chicago that makes them so frigging strong they only allow 2 per customer.  Posted by: Berserker

What place is this and where?

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:48 PM (OZymZ)

884 Yep the google ads track your shit. So if you frequent a blog of a game or dev, you will see google ads for that game. If you are looking at stuff from amazon, it will show you ads for that

Posted by: Zakn at November 08, 2011 11:48 PM (q/891)

885 904 ""That's some dangerous shit.. you'd never expect the end result when drinking them. Go down to damn easy..""

There is a place by friend of mine about 1/2 hour from chicago that makes them so frigging strong they only allow 2 per customer. I had my 2 and they ripped my fucking face off. They served them in a huge glass mug.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 03:45 AM (FMbng)

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Rocket fuel.  That's how I make 'em.

Posted by: jc at November 08, 2011 11:48 PM (ufJKx)

886 ""We're making figure 8s side to side with our hips. Slowly, nice and easy...""

Shit, i'm drunk, that figure 8 will end up looking like the formula for the speed of light. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:48 PM (FMbng)

887 895 I'm only sick of no blond sailing honey
Aaaaand it needed only this. I rest my case. My first love has dumped me, too.


NO NO MizT,, I was talking my jar of honey I take sailing... really,,I lost my jar of BLOND honey that I take sailing but still have my amber honey at home to put on my toast...

Posted by: beanervt at November 08, 2011 11:49 PM (KZLoo)

888 ""What place is this and where?""


I think the town is mundeline. Can't remember the name of the place, but it seemed to be one of the places to be in town. I think it was like a sports bar.

Posted by: Berserker at November 08, 2011 11:50 PM (FMbng)

889 but all the asses are belongzz to meee.

jc, I haven't got a nice one. My junk ain't in the trunk, it's in the front seat.
Besides, you turned me down for the Lindy.

Summon, that IS awful!


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:51 PM (iBll1)

890 Damn, now I really and truly want an iced tea. Rocket Fuel style! I haven't had a drink in years.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:53 PM (iBll1)

891 Red Red Wine

go to my head

make me forget, that I

Still need her so..


Red Red Wine

Its up to you

All I can do i've done

But memories won't go,

no memories won't go....

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 08, 2011 11:54 PM (bcmD0)

892 beaer, beaner, beaner, I do appreciate the effort...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:54 PM (iBll1)

893 viking????

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:55 PM (iBll1)

894 912  Posted by: Berserker

Sure, I know Mundelein.  Well sorta, its nearby.  I don't know it,  know it, like rape, rape.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:56 PM (OZymZ)

895 917  Yes MissT, dear!  I'm right here.

Posted by: viking at November 08, 2011 11:57 PM (OZymZ)

896 Bers, speed of light is fine, we'll just need a faster song! Thrash, perhaps?? Or speed??

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 08, 2011 11:57 PM (iBll1)

897 Good, viking, don't be leaving me alone with this bunch. I think we're karaeoke-ing now....I have a UB40 earworm. Betcha Bers is really lovin' it, lol!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess at November 09, 2011 12:00 AM (iBll1)

898 921  Posted by: Anya Herrick, Please Tip Your Waitress Goddess

Not to worry.  I think we're all hearing UB40 right now. 

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:02 AM (OZymZ)

899 Have they all passed out?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Upright, Locked and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:02 AM (iBll1)

900 I don't do croakey. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:02 AM (FMbng)

901 And just what DO you do, birthday boy?


Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Locked and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:04 AM (iBll1)

902 ""Sure, I know Mundelein.  Well sorta, its nearby.  I don't know it,  know it, like rape, rape.""


I have a blast out there when I go. I have a good amount of friends in the area, all within an hour of chicago.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:04 AM (FMbng)

903 Dang, good thing jc is not seeing these sock fails I am attempting in his honor...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:06 AM (iBll1)

904 Well Bers, maybe we should try to get a meet up going at your friend's bar?  Maybe the late, late crew would be interested in a trip to the Windy City?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:07 AM (OZymZ)

905 ""And just what DO you do, birthday boy?""



you want my standard answer? lol



Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:07 AM (FMbng)

906 927  Dang, good thing jc is not seeing these sock fails I am attempting in his honor...
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear

LOL!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:08 AM (OZymZ)

907 Chicago is a fun place. I have family in Lake Forest.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:08 AM (iBll1)

908 I have sworn

that with time

thoughts of you would leave my head

I was wrong

and I find

just one thing makes me forget

Red red wine


Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 09, 2011 12:08 AM (bcmD0)

909 931  Chicago is a fun place. I have family in Lake Forest.
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear

Hey!  This could work out, conceivably . . .

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:10 AM (OZymZ)

910 you want my standard answer?

How bad is it; I am actually kind of shy...

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:10 AM (iBll1)

911 923 Have they all passed out?

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Upright, Locked and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 04:02 AM (iBll1)

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Something wild.  OK so the big guy grows those every year just to get laid.  Maybe Ace should do about 147 posts in a row about him. 

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:12 AM (ufJKx)

912 Red red wine

Stay close to me

Don't let me be alone

its tearing apart..

my blue, blue heart...

Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 09, 2011 12:12 AM (bcmD0)

913 Bers, jc, Summon, beanervt?  Any inkling of an interest?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:12 AM (OZymZ)

914 ""Well Bers, maybe we should try to get a meet up going at your friend's bar?  Maybe the late, late crew would be interested in a trip to the Windy City?""


I haven't stepped one foot in the actual city of chicago since bukkaki obama became president. It is a pretty cool city though, I did have fun when I went there. I like that unlike NYC you don't see steam rising up from the street. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:13 AM (FMbng)

915 jc, how big do you reckon that moose was?!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:15 AM (iBll1)

916 937 Bers, jc, Summon, beanervt?  Any inkling of an interest?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 04:12 AM (OZymZ)

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I have a loved one with some health issues that will keep me pinned down.  But I have a vicarious wish going on big time.  I would love to see some jump blues.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:17 AM (ufJKx)

917 Now we must prepare for another day of ace freaking out about cain.

can't. wait.


Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 09, 2011 12:17 AM (bcmD0)

918 938   scoamf will probably never come back here again.  He only used the filthy political machine to catapult. 

But it is a fun city, lots of things to do, even in winter.   Any lurkers want to weigh in?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:18 AM (OZymZ)

919 ""Chicago is a fun place. I have family in Lake Forest.""

Really? Thats a nice area.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:18 AM (FMbng)

920 bean could go sailing on the lake if we go later next year.....

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:19 AM (iBll1)

921 ""But it is a fun city, lots of things to do, even in winter.""

I like the navy pier, thats a cool place.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:19 AM (FMbng)

922 We could all go sailing if we did it next summer!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:20 AM (OZymZ)

923 939 jc, how big do you reckon that moose was?!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 04:15 AM (iBll1) 

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that guy is over 1000 pounds.  could go as high as maybe 1400-1500.  Didya notice the bear didn't want any part of him?

Bear is on a salmon stream anyway, so probably not too worried about food.


Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:22 AM (ufJKx)

924 I will continue to avoid Chicago. Regardless. I would consider a weekend trip there for a Moron Meetup tho. In the summer, because it's real easy to get caught in 'Sconi during a snow storm

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 12:22 AM (q/891)

925 There's the museums too.  Science and Industry is a really cool place.  Really, it is.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:22 AM (OZymZ)

926 Bers, dear heart, do you really not get hung over? I want you to have a nice birthday. I don't any of Thor's presents are gonna get here on time tomorrow, except for the Anna Popvic CD, and I only bought that for the cover. Thor is not a big fan of female guitarists, generally, but he;s gonna loooove the cover.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:23 AM (iBll1)

927 940  I have a loved one with some health issues that will keep me pinned down.  But I have a vicarious wish going on big time.  I would love to see some jump blues.   Posted by: jc


Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:24 AM (OZymZ)

928 I was just out there this past june for a wedding. I may be there again last week of this month, because I may go to the christmas party at the harley factory in the very beginning of december, which is less than 2 hours north. I usually get out there a few times a year.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:27 AM (FMbng)

929 948  Regardless. I would consider a weekend trip there for a Moron Meetup tho. In the summer, because it's real easy to get caught in 'Sconi during a snow storm Posted by: Zakn

Winter is a risk for that reason, you're right.  Day in day out snow gets handled fine but if a real blizzard blows through, O'Hare and Midway shut down.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:27 AM (OZymZ)

930 Yep, I definitely noticed, jc! And I don't blame him a bit!!!

Bers, very nice area. Almost too fancy for me, I feel somewhat awkward around the staff. Being waited on for real takes getting used to.

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:27 AM (iBll1)

931 941 Now we must prepare for another day of ace freaking out about cain.

can't. wait.
Posted by: Summon the Meteors at November 09, 2011 04:17 AM (bcmD0)
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that was kinda my point about the antlers.  Moose grow 'em every year -- just to get laid.  Bears will kill their own kids -- just to get laid.  Some insects get killed and eaten -- just to get laid.  Almost all of the mammals will fight intensely, maybe even until dead -- just to get laid.

And in the U.S., if some guy offends some female 'cuz he's a clod one even one ocassion, and it's a huge friggin' crisis.  I think we have all lost our little puddy minds.  Any guy who has tried more than 4 times has been a complete doofus at least once.  BFD.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:28 AM (ufJKx)

932 ""Bers, dear heart, do you really not get hung over?""

Yeah for some reason I don't. I DO usually drink a good size glass of water before sleeping if I drink a lot. It seems to work.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:29 AM (FMbng)

933 952  I was just out there this past june for a wedding. I may be there again last week of this month, because I may go to the christmas party at the harley factory in the very beginning of december, which is less than 2 hours north. I usually get out there a few times a year.   Posted by: Berserker

If you're going to be out this way we should get as many others as possible to throw in too!  How fun!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:29 AM (OZymZ)

934 Viking- Yep. I don't take flights home (texas) that connect through Chicago from November-April. Too easy to get stuck in Chy town for 3 days lol

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 12:32 AM (q/891)

935 ""Winter is a risk for that reason, you're right.  Day in day out snow gets handled fine but if a real blizzard blows through, O'Hare and Midway shut down.""

I was out there 2-3 februarys ago and there was a wild ass snowy wind. I was in a hotel room and I had the slider on the balcony opened about a foot because I was smoking. I made the mistake of cracking the front door open and the wind sucked the curtains on the slider right out. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:32 AM (FMbng)

936 I'll be back in L.A. by the end of next week, but I hope y'all do this!

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 12:33 AM (iBll1)

937 959  I made the mistake of cracking the front door open and the wind sucked the curtains on the slider right out. lol  Posted by: Berserker

I have literally had to grab a hold of light poles to keep from being blown out into intersections on really windy days.  Especially if you're walking, sometimes even just standing, it will lift you up and out into traffic.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:36 AM (OZymZ)

938 That lake effect snow you get is unreal.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:37 AM (FMbng)

939 960 I'll be back in L.A. by the end of next week

Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear at November 09, 2011 04:33 AM (iBll1)

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my condolences

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:37 AM (ufJKx)

940 962  That lake effect snow you get is unreal.  Posted by: Berserker

I do love it though!  As long as you're properly bundled up, its a blast!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:38 AM (OZymZ)

941 I'd like to go deep in the winter just once to experience that wind. I love wind.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:38 AM (iBll1)

942 960  I'll be back in L.A. by the end of next week, but I hope y'all do this!
Posted by: Anya Herrick, Locked, Loaded and Ready For Bear


Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:39 AM (OZymZ)

943 Yeah it was something, the snow was traveling dead sideways. I took pics of that shit. Simple ride to mcdonalds and I felt like nanook of the north.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:39 AM (FMbng)

944 Miss tammy, you live in LA? I thought you were in arkansas.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:41 AM (FMbng)

945 965  I'd like to go deep in the winter just once to experience that wind. I love wind.
Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition

  Maybe, just maybe . . . you and Thor could come out too?!!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:41 AM (OZymZ)

946 jc, lol! I am hoping to be out for good by May.

Lake effect snow is another thing I'd like to experience.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:41 AM (iBll1)

947 Winter just gets....old up here. It's seriously winter for 5 months. When I first moved here, I actually worked outside, which acclimatized me very quickly. But I remember driving home from work listening to the radio, when they said that today was the first day where it was above freezing in 3 months. Snow that falls in probably another two weeks, will literally be here until April or May. Shocking fact for a Southern Boy.

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 12:42 AM (q/891)

948 967  Yeah it was something, the snow was traveling dead sideways. I took pics of that shit. Simple ride to mcdonalds and I felt like nanook of the north.
Posted by: Berserker

Heh!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:45 AM (OZymZ)

949 yeah every time I was out there in winter it was insane. 11degrees, 17 degrees, 15 degrees. Man that sucked. the snow on the ground lasts forever. We get pummled here lately too, but that constant under 20 degree shit gets old.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:45 AM (FMbng)

950 971 Where are you at Zakn?  Minnesota?

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:47 AM (OZymZ)

951 971 Winter just gets....old up here. It's seriously winter for 5 months.

When I first moved here, I actually worked outside, which acclimatized me very quickly.

But I remember driving home from work listening to the radio, when they said that today was the first day where it was above freezing in 3 months. Snow that falls in probably another two weeks, will literally be here until April or May.

Shocking fact for a Southern Boy.

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 04:42 AM (q/891)

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We start 2 weeks or a month earlier than you.  An incredible number of people do 2 weeks in Hawaii in Jan/Feb.



Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 12:47 AM (ufJKx)

952 Bers, yea, I live in LA..well, I live in coastal Orange County, anyway. But we bought a place out here in Arkansas a few years back, because I just cqn't stand it anymore. Thor has one year togo before he can leave his company with full benefits. I am in Arkansas now, but just on vacation, so to speak. I stay with my mama, who lives next door, since we don't really have much furniture at our place yet.

viking, we will come for sure once we get back for good!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:48 AM (iBll1)

953 973  yeah every time I was out there in winter it was insane. 11degrees, 17 degrees, 15 degrees. Man that sucked. the snow on the ground lasts forever. We get pummled here lately too, but that constant under 20 degree shit gets old.
Posted by: Berserker

Not if you're properly outfitted, then its fun!  The air is so crisp you can really feel it.  I love winter.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:50 AM (OZymZ)

954 HOw cold does it usually get in Jersey, Bers? Any place north of Kentucky I always assume stays below zero 6 months out of  the year.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:50 AM (iBll1)

955 viking, I love winter, too, though I certainly have never spent a full on winter like y'all get. But it gets cold in the mountains of northern GA, and Arkansas is actually in the same USDA Zone as Boston, though I don't think our winters last as long as theirs.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:52 AM (iBll1)

956 yea. Minisoda for me. Jersey is much like CT was. So much of the weather is controlled by the ocean. You could have 15 inches of snow and it would be gone in 3 days when it rains

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 12:53 AM (q/891)

957 976  viking, we will come for sure once we get back for good!  Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition

  I do hope so!  The one sorta nice thing about Chicago is we're middle of the country-ish and easy to get to transportation-wise.

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:53 AM (OZymZ)

958 ""HOw cold does it usually get in Jersey, Bers? Any place north of Kentucky I always assume stays below zero 6 months out of  the year"


It varies, I swear one january just a few years ago was filled with 60 degree days. Last winter was a bitch, a few good  1-2 foot snow storms. I would say the average cold is in the low 30's, sometimes for a week or so it will go high teens or 20'sm but last winter it was real cold for weeks.  Today it was almost 70, last few days was 50's. I guess winter don't really kick in hard until december, and even then its not real bad. Feburary can be brutal.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:55 AM (FMbng)

959 ""Jersey is much like CT was. So much of the weather is controlled by the ocean. You could have 15 inches of snow and it would be gone in 3 days when it rains""

This.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 12:56 AM (FMbng)

960 I should be clear that I am in extreme northern Arkansas, almost on the MO line. Southern Arkansas is hotter than heck, and ugly, too. I am about 8 hours south of Chicago, I think. LOTS of people from Chicago retire near here, actually.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:57 AM (iBll1)

961 Well, I think it would be terrific if we pulled something together in early December or any other time.  I'd be happy to get schedules for various stuff going on in the city, etc. 

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 12:58 AM (OZymZ)

962 @982, sounds about like here, really. We get severe ice storms pretty regularly, though.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 12:59 AM (iBll1)

963 ""I do hope so!  The one sorta nice thing about Chicago is we're middle of the country-ish and easy to get to transportation-wise.""


I like it out there. I have friends in nappervile, crystal lake, mundelein, and a few other places. Usually I go out there because my best chick friend in the world is out there, so I go there to visit her. Every time I build a guitar for myself I'll do a pair and she gets the other one. I have one ready for her, so its another reason to visit. I'll just bring it on the plane.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:01 AM (FMbng)

964

  Well this VMS system problem is turning into an Obama (clusterfuck as if you didn't know) a hosed up billing system hoses up all medical entries so Later and have fun..

Posted by: beanervt at November 09, 2011 01:04 AM (KZLoo)

965 Okay MissT and you guys, I'm getting weary and am going to call it a night.  Thanks for a fun night!  Hope you'll mull over a Chicago moron meet up, could be grand!

Posted by: viking at November 09, 2011 01:04 AM (OZymZ)

966 ""Southern Arkansas is hotter than heck, and ugly, too.""

Your not kidding, you got some haunted looking trees out there. I think I skim along it when driving to texas. Looks swampy with haunted trees.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:04 AM (FMbng)

967 Oh, is she the pink depression glass girl?

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:04 AM (iBll1)

968 ""Oh, is she the pink depression glass girl?""


Actually yes she is. American sweetheart if I remember right.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:06 AM (FMbng)

969 Night, viking, and keep the pressure on these morons for a meet=up!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:06 AM (iBll1)

970 Night Viking.

Gotta hit myself kids.  Enjoy.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 01:06 AM (ufJKx)

971 I leave for a couple of hours and HOLY SHIT WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT A THOUSAND!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:07 AM (4ixH5)

972 we have been keeping the place alive during the graveyard shift. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (FMbng)

973 Night Viking.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (FMbng)

974 Go to Google, type in "do a barrel roll" and hit enter.

Fun fun.

Might need to do it in Chrome, though.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (4ixH5)

975 995 I leave for a couple of hours and HOLY SHIT WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT A THOUSAND!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 05:07 AM (4ixH5)
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keep your grubby posts off it.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (ufJKx)

976 Good night Viking!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:08 AM (4ixH5)

977 keep your grubby posts off it.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 05:08 AM (ufJKx)

Too late.

If we get this to 1666 do we get all of our souls back?  I wonder...

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:09 AM (4ixH5)

978 A very pretty pattern. We get a lot of pink glass out this way, I should keep my eye open. I love that you make her guitars!!! She sounds like an awesome lady.

And yes, seriously haunted trees down in the bottomlands. Just ugly all around, I don't care for it at all. Summers a re brutal.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:09 AM (iBll1)

979 1000 Good night Viking!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 05:08 AM (4ixH5)

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knew it.

Posted by: jc at November 09, 2011 01:09 AM (ufJKx)

980 Night jc! Sleep well, sweet pea!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:11 AM (iBll1)

981 ""A very pretty pattern. We get a lot of pink glass out this way, I should keep my eye open. I love that you make her guitars!!! She sounds like an awesome lady.""


yeah she is very cool. I taught her how to play, and she just ran with it.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:11 AM (FMbng)

982 If we get this to 1666 do we get all of our souls back?

Dream on.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:12 AM (iBll1)

983 Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:09 AM (iBll1)

Milady Sif, what art a fair lady such as thineself doing amongst such rabble?

Posted by: Loki, Prince of Lies at November 09, 2011 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

984 Re sidebar:

So the jug eared fuck has final done it. He put a tax on religious observance  by Taxing Christmas trees. It is a slippery slope.

Posted by: sTevo at November 09, 2011 01:16 AM (VMcEw)

985 I taught her how to play, and she just ran with it

Now see, Thor an I were friends for years before we married, but he didn['t even know I played, cuz I really am pretty shy, especially back then. And he was so good, I just didn't even want to play in front of him. And he was forever going on about how stupid girls looked holding guitars!!! It evetually worked out....you just never know how life is gonna go.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:16 AM (iBll1)

986 Milady Sif, what art a fair lady such as thineself doing amongst such rabble?

Staying busy trying to avoid having my head shaved, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:18 AM (iBll1)

987 Robert- Check 859

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 01:19 AM (q/891)

988 A;; y'all finally passed out?

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:24 AM (iBll1)

989 nope, not me. I sampled just about every booze I have in the cabinet, hit all the munchies, had tea with weird gods, hell I'm just getting started. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:26 AM (FMbng)

990 Staying busy trying to avoid having my head shaved, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:18 AM (iBll1)

Maybe you'll luck out and you'll spontaneously become a brunette?





Check 859

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 05:19 AM (q/891)

Sweeeeet!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

991 LOL, tell me about those weird gods! My cousins drug Thor off to their hunting cabin to drink and play cards all night, and I am wide awake, though perfectly sober. HOw do y'all post so well when youre drinking???

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:30 AM (iBll1)

992 Practice. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:31 AM (FMbng)

993 HOw do y'all post so well when youre drinking???

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:30 AM (iBll1)

Well I have a high tolerance and have been drinking lots of Bud lately.

BUD!

Jesus H....

Fuck it, Gonna get me some Hop Devil for the weekend.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

994 Maybe you'll luck out and you'll spontaneously become a brunette?

I wish! And I guarantee that'll be the day y'all decide to like redheads!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:33 AM (iBll1)

995 heh. yea practice

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 01:33 AM (q/891)

996 Does Hop Devil make facial hair grow in quicker, son?

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:34 AM (iBll1)

997 So when y'all say you're drunk or drinking, you really are.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:36 AM (iBll1)

998 ""I wish! And I guarantee that'll be the day y'all decide to like redheads!""


I think this place already has a redhead fetish, haven't you been reading? lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:37 AM (FMbng)

999 I wish! And I guarantee that'll be the day y'all decide to like redheads!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:33 AM (iBll1)

Redheads?  Plural?  Cause you know Christina Hendricks is practically the Official AOS Ginger.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

1000 Does Hop Devil make facial hair grow in quicker, son?

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:34 AM (iBll1)

Lord I certainly hope so...


*Scratch* *Scratch* *Scratch*

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

1001 ""Redheads?  Plural?  Cause you know Christina Hendricks is practically the Official AOS Ginger.""


She's a ginger? I wouldn't know, every time I look at her I can't seem to look higher than the neck line. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:40 AM (FMbng)

1002 I think this place has a Christina Hendricks fetish....All Hail Her Greatness, I Am Not Worthy....and GGE does like Gingers, for sure.

The rest of you are rascally knaves, out for whatever you can get!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:41 AM (iBll1)

1003 I have no preference for hair color. Each woman has her magic color.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:42 AM (FMbng)

1004 Robert, you need to shave it every day so it won't itch.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:43 AM (iBll1)

1005 That's very noble of your Bers. I have found that most men prefer brunettes, when it comes right down to it.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:45 AM (iBll1)

1006 you need to shave it every day so it won't itch.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:43 AM (iBll1)

Good gravy...

*Ties noose*

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:47 AM (4ixH5)

1007 What did I say?????????????????

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:47 AM (iBll1)

1008 ""That's very noble of your Bers. I have found that most men prefer brunettes, when it comes right down to it""

Well I'm kinda partial to them myself, but I all depends. When I was in ireland there were some beautiful blondes and redheads, and I saw girls who had obviously dyed their hair dark, and just didn't look as good as they would have with the blond or redhead.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:48 AM (FMbng)

1009 When I was in ireland there were some beautiful blondes and redheads, and I saw girls who had obviously dyed their hair dark, and just didn't look as good as they would have with the blond or redhead. and they're all slaughtering my FB page wishing me happy birthday and asking about my bandmates.

FIFY  

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 01:52 AM (iBll1)

1010 Jeez I should be so lucky.

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 01:56 AM (FMbng)

1011 What did I say?????????????????

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 05:47 AM (iBll1)

I think, somewhere deep inside my cholesterol addled unshaven heart, I might have a sliver of the soul of a 99%er.

Is it so wrong to want to be the second coming of Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

1012 Modesty becomes you, Sir.

And I am officially done with my Xmas ornaments. Just finished the last one. You guys make repetitive crafting go by quickly!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:00 AM (iBll1)

1013 well then we serve a purpose afterall, lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 09, 2011 02:01 AM (FMbng)

1014 Is it so wrong to want to be the second coming of Grizzly Adams?

Possibly. That's an awful of of hair.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:03 AM (iBll1)

1015 Oh, you have your uses, you menz, that's for sure. 'specially you Morons! I seriously love y'all. And the 'ettes.

So Robert would know, huh? I promise I am not going to pester.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:06 AM (iBll1)

1016 So Robert would know, huh?

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 06:06 AM (iBll1)

I would know what?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:13 AM (4ixH5)

1017 Speaking of ornaments, do you do requests?

Could you whip up something like Commander Data Presening Geordi LaForge a warp coil wrapped in a big bow?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:13 AM (4ixH5)

1018 I thought you were gone! You'd know a good metal album for me to try, with really good guitar.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:14 AM (iBll1)

1019 Morning folks! Just getting off work. What a stressful day. I work at Walmart overnight. We're getting an absolute shitload of freight now, and I work with some of the slowest, laziest bunch of idiots on the planet. If it wasn't for the fact that I know I'm appreciated by management I'd have quit long ago. God damn these bitches is lazy. And they always snipe at eachother for god knows what reason. Meanwhile I'm the one doing 90% of the hard work. Ugh. Merry Christmas and Happy Black Friday you greedy consumerist bastiches!

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:15 AM (Wgcz2)

1020 Is Data the silvery one? I could probably manage the warp coil and big bow....my ornaments are more like jewelry, though. I disappoint you yet again!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:17 AM (iBll1)

1021 I thought you were gone! You'd know a good metal album for me to try, with really good guitar. Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 06:14 AM (iBll1) Well, I do gotta put my nose back to the grindstone now. Dream Theater has a great guitar sound, but you gotta love your songs to be about 15 to 20 minutes long. Fates Warning is good, too. Or Porcupine Tree! Ayreon...shit, now you got me started.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:19 AM (4ixH5)

1022 Joffen, why'd y'all have Black Friday on Saturday? UPS is the only other place I can think of that'd be as bad to work at this time of year.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:19 AM (iBll1)

1023 I disappoint you yet again!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 06:17 AM (iBll1)

Make one of those Doctor Quinn; Medicine Woman open heart thingys.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:20 AM (4ixH5)

1024

Lawdy, after reading that Greatest Albums thread its no wonder I can't listen to Sirius Radio.

Posted by: Case at November 09, 2011 02:20 AM (FD6YW)

1025 No, wait, that's the Touched By An Angel chick, right?

Whichever one it is, she's hot.  I'd do 'er.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:20 AM (4ixH5)

1026 Black Friday occurs the day after Thanksgiving. So...Friday night into Saturday morning. Yeah, it sucks but it's only once a year. Last year was better, I was on days and not working with useless shitheads. Most Walmart associates here are on food stamps.

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:22 AM (Wgcz2)

1027 Long songs don't bother me, dud, I'm a freaking Dead Head. Ftae's Warning and Porcupine Tree are classic names. Might have to go with Porcupine Tree. Thank you! Too darn bad Bers missed this conversation, lol. I thought I handled it well. Didn't even drive you running back to your tree!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:23 AM (iBll1)

1028 Oh we get slammed this time of year as well. It's not summer where you sell alot of pop. It's around holidays when people gather where the sales really pick up

Posted by: Zakn at November 09, 2011 02:24 AM (oHgP/)

1029 Jane Seymour is gorgeous. Her jewelry is not my style, but I could probably solder ya up a sort of open heart/Trekkie warp coil heart thingeee.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:26 AM (iBll1)

1030 Joff, the WM here had what they called Black Friday last Saturday! Of course, we are talking Arkansas.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:27 AM (iBll1)

1031 saw that Greg visited us last night. I went through evry comnment and noticed that once it turned out the GOP barely took the Senate he ran out. So he's supposedly on our side but when good news happens he doesn't wanna awknowledge it. it's official, label the dipshit a TROLL

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, AKA YRM, Troll, Who Supports The Ban Of Curious at November 09, 2011 02:30 AM (3XDPM)

1032 Oh yea, Greg's a troll of the highest magnitude. MUCH worse than raycon, for whom I have a soft spot. He's merely annoying. Greg is an asshole.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:32 AM (iBll1)

1033

is it worth mentioning that the cain-accuser of the 90's also filed complaint against her next employer a few years later?

 

 

Posted by: eurw at November 09, 2011 02:34 AM (fN4Iz)

1034 Sif, I dunno maybe it's because you're in Arkansas. Are you sure it was Black Friday? We had a big sale last Saturday, too but it wasn't BF. Zakn, where do you work?

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:34 AM (zLeKL)

1035

is it worth mentioning that the cain-accuser of the 90's also filed complaint against her next employer a few years later?

 Posted by: eurw at November 09, 2011 06:34 AM (fN4Iz)

hush, we cant destroy the meme

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, AKA YRM, Troll, Who Supports The Ban Of Curious at November 09, 2011 02:37 AM (3XDPM)

1036 I think the local radio stations were confused!

Okay, my drunken poker players have returned and are demanding bacon....bye, y'all!

Morning, Vic!

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 02:39 AM (iBll1)

1037

oops...sorry. 

 

soooooooo.........how's the weather?

Posted by: eurw at November 09, 2011 02:39 AM (fN4Iz)

1038 Bye Sif!

Posted by: Joffen at November 09, 2011 02:40 AM (zLeKL)

1039

How would a Christmas Tree Tax not be a Jizzya (or whatever the hell the Muz call theri tax on nonmoslems)?

 

If true, in conjuction with the Tanning tax (blacks don't pay it) it looks pretty f'd up.

Posted by: kdny not a Mittwit at November 09, 2011 02:41 AM (SrCor)

1040 a sort of open heart/Trekkie warp coil heart thingeee.

Posted by: Sif, in the New and Improved Ginger Edition at November 09, 2011 06:26 AM (iBll1)

Open Warp Coil...perfect!

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2011 02:42 AM (4ixH5)

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