October 20, 2011
— Maetenloch So How Does R. Lee Ermey Occupy Himself During Flights
Well like this.
R. Lee isn't afraid of anything - even learning how to knit in public. And before you snicker - just remember that he knows at least 8 different ways to kill you with the yarn and needles alone.
And in other Ermey news:
What R. Lee Really Thinks About The State of the US
Full Metal Jacket - Disney Version
And what the hell does "If it shortdicks every cannibal in the Congo" From Full Metal Jacket actually mean?
And genghis points out that the movie Full Metal Jacket was actually based on the novel, "The Short-timers", by Gustav Hasford based on his experiences in Vietnam.
These days it's the worst of all sins to hate someone for their race, but yet it's perfectly acceptable to hate them for what they have.
Being on the left means that you divide the world between rich and poor much more than you divide it between good and evil. For the leftist, the existence of rich and poor inequality is what constitutes evil. More than tyranny, inequality disturbs the left, including the non-Communist left. That is why so many on the left fell in love with Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and, at other times, with every left-wing dictator. Non-leftists see these men as thugs; much of the left sees them as fighters for equality. Yes, leftist dictators extinguish freedom and steal land and businesses from the rich -- but none of this disturbs most of the left.And don't forget that more people were killed in the 20th century for being of the wrong class than were killed because of their race.
Also - Meet Your New Class Enemy: Grandma
Huh: Why is the TSA doing random inspections on Tennessee Interstates?
Is This The Iceberg that Sank The Titanic?
No - that's what they want you to think. Here's the suppressed truth:
A Ride With Yankee Papa 13
A now-classic photoessay from LIFE magazine capturing the experience of a helicopter crew in Vietnam during a mission in 1965.
Which SF/Fantasy Book Should You Read Next?
An interactive guide/flowchart from NPR that helps you pick out the perfect next book for you.
5 Sexual Innovations From People in Your History Textbooks
Even back in the day sex was selling so it's no surprise that a lot human ingenuity was devoted to it.
Yahoo group. That is all.
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Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:07 PM (niZvt)
NO FAIR
Posted by: arhooley at October 20, 2011 06:08 PM (HQ2yg)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. always there last at October 20, 2011 06:08 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: TV News Anchorette at October 20, 2011 06:09 PM (wtlYt)
Well, I think the left is actually more on board with extinguishing freedom then confiscating possessions from the wealthy. Keep in mind much of the left's leadership in America is very wealthy...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2011 06:10 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at October 20, 2011 06:10 PM (6IReR)
What the...man, that's just wrong. I'll never look at my blender the same way again.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:11 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. always there last at October 20, 2011 06:12 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:12 PM (niZvt)
You can look Robert just don't stick anything in there...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 06:12 PM (+y4TK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:13 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Your Blender at October 20, 2011 06:15 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 20, 2011 06:15 PM (otfJ1)
Even the new shit was shitty.. mattie mattel ring a bell..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 06:15 PM (+y4TK)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:15 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:12 PM (+y4TK)
My blender is now strictly an art piece.
Who knew the little old Indian lady that serves me up slurpies at 7-11 can actually put her feet behind her ears?
Jeesh.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:12 PM (niZvt)
Ah jeeez...I'm never gonna see my boss's wife the same way again.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:16 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:16 PM (niZvt)
Had no idea booking a place for a wedding a year from now would be so difficult but we booked our site! (and instead of it costing me an arm and both legs, it will only cost me an arm and one leg up to the knee!)
Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2011 06:17 PM (kt8qV)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:17 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:20 PM (bCXxt)
Kewl,, now you can wear one of those pirate stumps... congrats on your getting hitched I think.
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 06:20 PM (+y4TK)
Will you take a personal check for your car?
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 06:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:15 PM (+y4TK)
Two words: M-14 .. They sent a rifle with a wood stock to that climate
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. always there last at October 20, 2011 06:20 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:17 PM (F79HU)
I thought I heard a rumor that Kitchen Aid is dabbling in strap-ons
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 20, 2011 06:20 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2011 10:17 PM (kt8qV)
Congrats!
I'm an ordained priest with one of them internet churches if you need a Moron to do the ceremony. Work for cheap, hookers and booze.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:21 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:21 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:22 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:22 PM (bCXxt)
WHO THE FUCK JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT !!!
Posted by: The Gunny at October 20, 2011 06:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 20, 2011 10:20 PM (uVuwp)
George Foreman presents a new line of ben-wa balls.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:23 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:22 PM (niZvt)
Hey, that's me! God love me......
Posted by: Joe Plugs Biden at October 20, 2011 06:23 PM (UqKQV)
Will you take a personal check for your car?
Okay, but you'll have to clean the body parts out of the trunk yourself.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 20, 2011 06:23 PM (wtlYt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:24 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2011 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2011 06:25 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:26 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:26 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:26 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CMU VET at October 20, 2011 06:27 PM (F+1Cp)
Don't be a hater, son.
Posted by: Andy Rooney at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: The Rapist at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (jucos)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: derit at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (FQlFL)
Just a drive by 'cause I've gotta get some sleep, but I wanted to share a pix of one of my husband's cow-orkers who couldn't make it to a protest. This guy must be Moron® material.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:28 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: Osoloco at October 20, 2011 10:21 PM (rkzdM)
Well, if I'm doing this click-bleed-monitor thing right...I don't think I got it.
Like this morning, before breakfast, I measured 107.
Two hours after dee-nar, I measured like...174? 17somethin.
Which I understand are all okay numbers.
I gotta go back to the doctor's office tomorrow and pay the bill so I'll ask them if I'm doing it right.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:29 PM (F79HU)
One of the morons here revealed on an earlier thread that he shaves... down there... for his woman. Now that's some dedication.
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 06:29 PM (5H6zj)
Well what else are we supposed to do? Pluck them? Yeah right
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:29 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:30 PM (niZvt)
when we see Bolton pluckin' the 'Stache to knit merkins, I'll start to worry
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2011 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Someone should suggest this to Ron Paul. The man obviously needs a hobby and they way his eyebrows looked at the other debate he won't even have to plug them
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 20, 2011 06:30 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2011 06:30 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 10:28 PM (yQtWA)
Hey, Jefe! So how goes the Saga of the Crazy Chica?
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:31 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 06:31 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 10:29 PM (5H6zj)
Piker. Real Morons pluck em out with pliers. (hey - unintended alliteration)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 20, 2011 06:32 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:32 PM (/ybwc)
I wonder if a full accounting of the post-colonial wars in Africa (especially) might change this estimation. Shit happens in the bush which might not make it out to a Western-educated scribe.
Also, in several regions, race is class - caste, anyway. The Tutsi / Hutu conflict is one such example. This is also true in America today. And in South Africa. India. Egypt. Iran. Australia.
Posted by: Zimriel at October 20, 2011 06:32 PM (6GvAC)
I kid you not. It was "revealed" on the thread where runningrn was drooling over the hawt bald Arizona sherriff.
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 06:32 PM (5H6zj)
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 20, 2011 06:32 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 10:31 PM (5H6zj)
Gushka loves Stephenson. I have Cryptonomicon, but it's thickness intimidates me in a way that not even Atlas Shrugged did.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 10:29 PM (5H6zj)
Manscaping? Kind of ghey no?
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (jucos)
I did that once. NEVER AGAIN!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:32 PM (F79HU)
This is why you still have your man-card. Unlike, apparently, some people.
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (/ybwc)
I did that once. NEVER AGAIN!
In high school I thought it would be a good idea to Nair that area. Three weeks before football camp, luckily it grew back.
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:33 PM (yQtWA)
I don't know about that, It looks like a "fro" (afro) by his thumb so I'm thinking a voodoo doll of SCoAMF... (gunny thinking, I'm so going to stick the first pin in your ball sack you balless whinney little fuck)
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 06:34 PM (+y4TK)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 10:32 PM (yQtWA)
What, like she has a little voodoo doll with your picture on it in the center of a divine altar to Satan?
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:34 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:34 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 10:26 PM (bCXxt)
Since we booked a sunday, they upgraded us. Four hour bloc, no limit on alcohol. Savings were dramatic over a Friday or Saturday. Will be a good time, after I recover from selling part of my liver.
Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2011 06:35 PM (kt8qV)
Well, I don't want to be crude . . . ah, hell, who am I trying to kid . . . you gettin' any? With a coworker, the chances of a lunchtime bj in the car are high.
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:35 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:36 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Zimriel at October 20, 2011 06:36 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Osoloco at October 20, 2011 06:37 PM (rkzdM)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:37 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 06:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:37 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:38 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:39 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 20, 2011 06:39 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:39 PM (/ybwc)
Hi, all!
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 06:39 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 20, 2011 06:40 PM (xOy1A)
Oh.
I spoke too soon. Sorry for your troubles and, yeah, you probably don't want to go the crazy chica route anyhow. Although it's probably a step up from the PR maricon at fapplebees, so you're headed in the right direction.
I denounce myself
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:41 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:41 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:41 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:36 PM (niZvt)
I would imagine the extreme opposite would be far worse:
Nothing like your gyno having to use a hedge trimmer before he could perform an exam.
Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2011 06:42 PM (kt8qV)
Posted by: Osoloco at October 20, 2011 10:37 PM (rkzdM)
I'm of the understanding that anything between 80 and 120 is normal and anything below 180 two hours after eating is also fine.
I'll ask again tomorrow.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:42 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:42 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2011 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 20, 2011 06:43 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 06:44 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:45 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 06:45 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:45 PM (/ybwc)
Several years ago I read a great book, Bonnie Sue, about the first Marine squadron in Vietnam to fly the H-46. Starts out with several stories of the old H-34. Was a fun read, especially because at the time I was sitting on a boat full of Marines, and I was flying the Navy version of the 46, which was a 35-year-old antique, but the book referred to it as a brand-new, state-of-the-art, turbine-powered aircraft.
Posted by: Bomber at October 20, 2011 06:45 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:45 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 10:44 PM (bCXxt)
You know how if you go without shaving for a long time and your face is real sensitive to the touch afterwards?
Apply this thought to the balls.
Yeah...not good.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 06:46 PM (F79HU)
Besides, if there's even a chance she would be the kind of chick who would put your rabbit in a pot...run, don't walk.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 20, 2011 06:46 PM (yh0zB)
#120 King Barry the fucked.
My fat black Blue Dog friend in Cleveland is voting R. Voted for Bush in 2004. Obama in 2008. Kasich (after months of deliberation, concluding that "Strickland is just an asshole") in 2010 and Portman easily in 2010. He is my Ohio barometer. He already told me "looks like it's going Republican again here." PPP just confirmed it (in fact giving most of the Republicans 17-20% of the AA vote in the Buckeye state).
So, he's fucked.
Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2011 06:46 PM (kt8qV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 20, 2011 06:48 PM (aD5Kx)
You're flirting with blasphemy here, kb . . . just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:50 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Osoloco at October 20, 2011 06:51 PM (rkzdM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:51 PM (niZvt)
You're flirting with blasphemy here, kb . . . just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 10:50 PM
He's married to one of DiCaprio's old girlfriends. Wait till Brady starts sounding like him
Oooogga boogahhhh !!!
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 06:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:52 PM (niZvt)
Anyhooze, the offer for the shooting class is legit. Tigerswan, Saturday, already paid for, all you need to bring is your hardware, holster, extra mags and 500 rounds of ammo. If you can be in Fayetteville on Saturday and want to join in, shoot me an email, lpcard (that's an L, not a one) (at) hotmail dot com.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 20, 2011 06:53 PM (yh0zB)
Both will naturally migrate to Tom Brady
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 06:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:51 PM (niZvt)
The regualr customers and the ONT should be a sufficient answer
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 20, 2011 06:54 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:55 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:51 PM (niZvt)
We're morons. I mean, duh.
Posted by: joncelli at October 20, 2011 06:56 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 10:55 PM (niZvt)
A Heart is a classic, how about an arrow?
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 20, 2011 06:56 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 10:50 PM
I can't mock his talent and accomplishments on the field, I have too much respect for his abilities ..
Off the field? Well, I'll give him points for staying out of legal trouble and being a friend to animals
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 20, 2011 06:56 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Wonder what other design are out there? The Playboy bunny?
I had a hairdresser friend who did a heart for valentine's day. I could also see an ace of spades being very cool, although I do not do such things. I sleep with cats . . . much like the esteemed honey badger, they do not give a shit.
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 06:57 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2011 06:58 PM (cBM5Q)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 10:57 PM (RZ8pf)
At OccupyCleveland, all tents are rape tents. Because of the inclusiveness.
Posted by: joncelli at October 20, 2011 06:58 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2011 06:59 PM (fyOgS)
So has anyone read that book Anathem by Stephenson? That's what came up on my NPR search.
Yes, that's time out of my life I will never get back. And don't let the intellectuals that haunt this place try to tell you that it is the most awesome book since awesome began and you aren't smart enough to get how nuanced and awesome it is.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 07:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 20, 2011 07:01 PM (FIDMq)
That's the next row. This is the foot sniffing tent
Posted by: OWS Foot Sniffer at October 20, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl occupying the couch watching the game damn it at October 20, 2011 07:03 PM (Ci1WW)
Posted by: Cherry pi at October 20, 2011 07:03 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Timmuh! at October 20, 2011 07:04 PM (cBM5Q)
With all the conservative and, I assume, armed moronettes? God I hope not.
Posted by: Zimriel at October 20, 2011 07:05 PM (6GvAC)
OK, now back to the college football game, the Arizona maulers versus the UCLA boxin' badasses.
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:06 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: derit at October 20, 2011 07:08 PM (FQlFL)
All I could think was "turkey baster" and then my mind recoiled in horror.
Posted by: joncelli at October 20, 2011 07:08 PM (+MbqG)
Was wondering about Jane D'oh, glad she's still posting here.
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:08 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl occupying the couch watching the game damn it at October 20, 2011 07:08 PM (Ci1WW)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 10:37 PM (yQtWA)
Okay, so you're going the extra mile when you don't even have someone to share it with?
Posted by: H8er at October 20, 2011 07:08 PM (Ba7Wl)
Posted by: phoenixgirl occupying the couch watching the game damn it at October 20, 2011 07:10 PM (Ci1WW)
Posted by: Timmuh! at October 20, 2011 07:10 PM (cBM5Q)
Why, no! Let me give you my number
Posted by: Kumar at October 20, 2011 07:10 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl occupying the couch watching the game damn it at October 20, 2011 07:11 PM (Ci1WW)
She's having a hard time posting from Zucotti.
Posted by: Bomber at October 20, 2011 07:11 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl occupying the couch watching the game damn it at October 20, 2011 07:12 PM (Ci1WW)
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at October 20, 2011 07:12 PM (cBM5Q)
Posted by: Cherry pi at October 20, 2011 07:12 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 11:08 PM
Haven't seen the cat lady around much lately, but dum-dum has been showing up in the mid afternoon to early evening lately
Of course, until we get the Terminix guy here, we have Raykon/xxxx showing up on the ONT
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 07:12 PM (Y+DPZ)
Of course, until we get the Terminix guy here, we have Raykon/xxxx showing up on the ONT
Is he the fake German who keeps calling us girls?
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 07:12 PM (RZ8pf)
I am far less offended by the U.S. loaning money to a Finnish car company than I am about the fact that it is an ugly effin' car.
Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 07:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 10:37 PM (yQtWA)
Yep. It's unmanly.
Unless you use a string trimmer.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 20, 2011 07:14 PM (73tyQ)
That must be it! I bet she is smack dab in the middle of that mess, lecturing folks.
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 07:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: joncelli at October 20, 2011 07:14 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: robtr at October 20, 2011 07:15 PM (MtwBb)
Weelll, How the h e double toothpicks are the crew of the ONT this night?
Since the radio preacher who saw dooms-day last May come and go and has now re-calibrated to "My Birthday", this gets you all off the hook for presents since now we will not be here to enjoy the love.
Now....back to the ONT.
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 07:16 PM (Kfvui)
Pro tip: rub them straight up and hit the long ones with the razor about once a week. Good time to get your ears while your at it.
Posted by: Bob Saget at October 20, 2011 07:16 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: OWS Foot Sniffer at October 20, 2011 10:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
That's a story for another time.
Posted by: Mad Crapper at October 20, 2011 07:16 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 11:13 PM (piMMO)
Nothing could make you a bad person . . .
Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2011 07:18 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: mpfs wants Rick Perry to #occupymypants at October 20, 2011 07:20 PM (bCXxt)
Posted by: Kumar at October 20, 2011 07:20 PM (6GvAC)
Of course, until we get the Terminix guy here, we have Raykon/xxxx showing up on the ONT
Is he the fake German who keeps calling us girls?
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 11:12 PM (RZ8pf
He's moved on from the German. He's using some other proxy now to claim he's from a different place.
Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2011 07:20 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Zimriel at October 20, 2011 07:20 PM (6GvAC)
But I hate Apple snobs so much more Clippy actually made me LOLOL tonight.
Posted by: rockhead at October 20, 2011 07:21 PM (ZMHGo)
But if you post here, you may have to denounce yourself on occasion.
Posted by: Zimriel at October 20, 2011 07:21 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:23 PM (Zgfnd)
Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 11:13 PM (piMMO)
Leondardo Di whatever owns one
Posted by: robtr at October 20, 2011 07:23 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 07:24 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 11:24 PM (yQtWA)
So we could run up the rape count.
Posted by: robtr at October 20, 2011 07:25 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 11:23 PM (Zgfnd)
Who needs the sidebar?
Posted by: Main Page at October 20, 2011 07:25 PM (Ba7Wl)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 11:24 PM (yQtWA)
Same reason a dog licks his ass . . . suckah!
Posted by: Barry the SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:28 PM (/ybwc)
Gushka loves Stephenson. I have Cryptonomicon, but it's thickness intimidates me in a way that not even Atlas Shrugged did.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:33 PM (F79HU)
Cryptonomicon was a surprisingly quick read. One of my favorites.
Posted by: Flounder at October 20, 2011 07:31 PM (Kkt/i)
I got fucking mohawked down there last month because I needed a cardiac catheterization (everything is ok). That was different, I gotta say. I got up on the table, there was a nurse on each side hooking shit up to my arms, and a 3rd walks over and just lifts my gown and walks away!!! (??). Then another comes over and starts shaving both sides and kept whacking me right in the dick. Then they get done, walk to the corner of the room and start talking about how the one nurse got hit on by another chick, who complimented her on her lips. I turned my head and said "yo, what the fuck kind of hell is this where you're talking girl on girl shit, and nice lips, and I'm laying here with my junk hanging out". I swear on my mom's grave thats how it went down.
Few days later it itched like a bitch. No fucking way would I ever shave there again.
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 07:32 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2011 07:34 PM (44JuN)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2011 07:36 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2011 11:34 PM (44JuN)
And they really want to introduce you to their gay cousin.
Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2011 07:36 PM (GULKT)
220
Gotta do the deed, lest the cath pull a pubic into your coronary sulcus...which would be...well, kinda VERY BAD!!!!
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 07:37 PM (Kfvui)
Yes, that's time out of my life I will never get back. And don't let the intellectuals that haunt this place try to tell you that it is the most awesome book since awesome began and you aren't smart enough to get how nuanced and awesome it is.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 20, 2011 11:00 PM (RZ8pf)
So I stepped into that one. It might help if you are into crypto and WWII history. That's what did it for me.
Posted by: Flounder at October 20, 2011 07:38 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 20, 2011 07:38 PM (7qKVv)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:39 PM (Zgfnd)
yeah I understand that, but holy shit, that whole episode was just weird in how they did it.
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 07:39 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 07:39 PM (Kfvui)
Gunny... knitting???
Well, he did kiss a dude (Jack Black?) in that movie where they try to keep the kid from American Pie from marrying some bitchy chick.
Posted by: just putting this out there at October 20, 2011 07:41 PM (oijXY)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 20, 2011 07:41 PM (7nu1g)
Kinda like me a few summers ago, when I first moved back to WA from CA, the first summer telling the nieces and nephews to go get their "thongs" (flipflops) and put 'em on. Well, that's what I always called them, didn't even think about the other meaning.
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 07:42 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2011 07:42 PM (fyOgS)
but when I was growing up, they were always thongs
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (yQtWA)
Posted by: The Dude at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (M8yfa)
So I got this email today at work -- and yes I am sure on you morons wrote it originally -- here's how it reads:
A Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went into naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end."
You know you did it, so fess up.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (fyOgS)
It's hilarious just to imagine them pitching the script to him.
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (piMMO)
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Major Cardiac Care Center...SHEEEEIT probably doing 15-20 on the day shift alone! Yup some nurses are just on auto-pilot, gab-gab, blah-blah, doing the shave and 2-bits...welcome to modern medicine bitch!!
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 07:43 PM (Kfvui)
It's hilarious just to imagine them pitching the script to him.
Heh. Yah, a gay gym coach.
Posted by: just putting this out there at October 20, 2011 07:46 PM (oijXY)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 11:39 PM (Zgfnd)
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Rosie was actually a big part of my political awaking. The first day I ever noticed politics Bobby K. was shot. Up until that day I was just another little kid.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 07:46 PM (ufJKx)
Obamacare will put an end to those pube vultures.
Posted by: SCoaMF at October 20, 2011 07:48 PM (oijXY)
Better than that Jooooo CGI.
Posted by: OWS hippie at October 20, 2011 07:48 PM (OKhgI)
Gushka loves Stephenson. I have Cryptonomicon, but it's thickness intimidates me in a way that not even Atlas Shrugged did.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:33 PM (F79HU)
Cryptonomicon was a surprisingly quick read. One of my favorites.
Posted by: Flounder at October 20, 2011 11:31 PM (Kkt/i)
call me fucked up but i find Stephenson hilariously entertaining. That said, I watch equitation classes and reining, like some people watch football, and am capable of doing so ALL DAY LONG for days at a time. And i read textbooks. Mircea Eliade. Joseph Campbell. For Fun.
So i like to add, when talking up a book, that your mileage may vary. There's some really popular shit out there i just cant abide. I love my friends who love it anyway.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at October 20, 2011 07:52 PM (QNeKQ)
I read about 50% of the fantasy side of that flowchart, and almost all the series books listed. maybe even 60% of that side.
The sci-fi side only about 35%
I better get crackin
Posted by: Nerd_Ohio at October 20, 2011 07:52 PM (7U2lm)
Posted by: TV News Anchorette at October 20, 2011 10:09 PM (wtlYt)
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If it weren't for Libyans, DeLoreans would just be for transporting cocaine, and there would be no time travel. Would be a great shame.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 07:53 PM (ufJKx)
Thank goodness my kids were starting to be culturally relevant when thongs became flip flops. They kept me from embarrassing myself.
On that point, at least.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 20, 2011 07:53 PM (7qKVv)
Rick Perry owns a DeLorean.
Posted by: MFM at October 20, 2011 07:55 PM (oijXY)
247
Gotta admit,
Angiography at table-side is kinda hot to watch...from a medical standpoint.
Soon as the dye is pumped in, seeing the beating heart and watching this "lightning Bolt" appear thru the specific artery and the trained eye picking up just where the blockage is. then inserting a hair -like catheter with a deflated ballon into the region of the blockage, inflating the ballon, and removing the blockage thus restoring blood flow to a section of the heart that was dying bcause of lost blood flow is kinda....sexy... in a life saving kinda way!
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 07:58 PM (Kfvui)
good night
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 11:57 PM (yQtWA)
Finally.
Posted by: Crazy Co-Worker at October 20, 2011 07:59 PM (Ba7Wl)
Rick Perry owns a DeLorean.
Posted by: MFM at October 20, 2011 11:55 PM
That's nothing, Rubio's favorite movie character is Tony Montana
Posted by: The MBM at October 20, 2011 08:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Uh yeah...no.
I clicked on your link. And then I created a sonic boom with the speed at which I hit the back button.
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 08:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Y-not at October 20, 2011 10:29 PM (5H6zj)
Ewwwwww gross. I sure as heck won't be shaving "down there". Now where is my ladybug costume?
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 20, 2011 08:02 PM (eKuOw)
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Posted by: zombie Freddie Mercury at October 20, 2011 08:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
When I was in the peewee baseball league Rosie came to one of our games to watch. He was literally sitting on the bench with the rest of us. I don't know just who that was involved with the team got that to happen, one of the parents knew him if I remember right. I still have the pics.
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:03 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 08:04 PM (piMMO)
First comment was awesome - a Firefly quote.
Posted by: Bomber at October 20, 2011 08:04 PM (d88g9)
264
Can you even imagine that was considered..."Closet Scandal" in the NFL back in the day.....Not like we didn't all know Roman Gaberial was ghey or anything like that....
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 08:07 PM (Kfvui)
Yeah. Really. He is.
He must be, because Thomas Sowell said he is.
Posted by: As If! at October 20, 2011 08:07 PM (piMMO)
An impossibility at the end of that clip ... They're on the Mulholland overlook and even on the clearest night, you can count the visible stars in less than a minute
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 08:08 PM (Y+DPZ)
Well in my case it was just to see what the stress test picked up. The doc said I didn't need anything, no balloon, no stent, etc. I was lucky I guess. I went because the stress test has a decent margin of error. My uncle was given a thumbs up after his stress test and ended up with a mild heart attack and a double bypass 2 months later because he had a 90% blockage, so I wanted them to go in and look around.
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:09 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: As If! at October 21, 2011 12:04 AM
The Smug may create the Perfect Storm and wipe out the hippies
Posted by: Eric Cartman at October 20, 2011 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The MBM at October 21, 2011 12:00 AM
You need me so you can point the finger and say 'there is the bad guy'
Posted by: Marco Rubio at October 20, 2011 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
265 Ooh. Clooney on Letterman. The assholery is gonna be too thick to cut with a diamond coated blade.
Posted by: As If! at October 21, 2011 12:04 AM
Obama is going on Leno on Tuesday. Yep another worthless celebrity making so full of himself appearing on a late night talk show.
Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2011 08:13 PM (GULKT)
#264 - Wow, Berserker, how cool is that?
I wanted to meet Merlin Olsen, he seemed to be a really cool guy.
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 08:14 PM (Zgfnd)
I love the line-
So this is what work hard for..eating....drinking.....sucking...fucking..snorting
funny shit
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:14 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The Greys at October 20, 2011 08:15 PM (NRygI)
265
Worked with his Dad "Nick" just yesterday, Old-Time Broadway man and radio voice from the 50's-60's, a class act, start to finish on the shoot that day. George would do better to emulate the old man I think....WTF all sons rebel from the father at a point in life. That's just the way it is.
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 08:15 PM (Kfvui)
but when I was growing up, they were always thongs
Posted by: chemjeff at October 20, 2011 11:43 PM (yQtWA)
In Texas years ago they were referred to as "Shower Shoes".
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at October 20, 2011 08:20 PM (i96KZ)
Posted by: The Greys at October 20, 2011 08:21 PM (NRygI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2011 08:22 PM (cBM5Q)
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:25 PM (FMbng)
My dad called them that or "go aheads"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2011 12:22 AM (cBM5Q)
That wouldn't work anymore though. There are actual closed toe shoes that are called "shower shoes." Or that's what I've heard them called, maybe "swimming shoes?" I think they're pretty popular for college dorms.
Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2011 08:26 PM (GULKT)
My dad called them that or "go aheads"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2011 12:22 AM (cBM5Q)
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I can't be the only moron that remembers the name japflaps.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 08:26 PM (ufJKx)
Obama is going on Leno on Tuesday. Yep another worthless celebrity making so full of himself appearing on a late night talk show.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2011 12:13 AMNBC says they'll investigate mysterious disappearance of Tuesday night's Leno ratings
Posted by: Drudge Headlines at October 20, 2011 08:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2011 08:29 PM (q1/gb)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2011 08:32 PM (OKhgI)
Posted by: Berserker at October 21, 2011 12:29 AM (FMbng)
growing up in Hawaii we called them (and still do) Slippahs
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at October 20, 2011 08:32 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2011 12:29 AM (q1/gb)
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even if they are girlieparts I bet they're still junk.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 08:33 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 21, 2011 12:29 AM (q1/gb)
Did she re-use the visual aids her plastic surgeon gave her?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 20, 2011 08:33 PM (kaalw)
Rachel Maddow = Ralph Maccio
Ellen DeGeneres = John Elway
kd lang = Brent Spiner
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 08:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 08:34 PM (Zgfnd)
288
The "intensity" of the "L word" to PROVE they are the "L word" always throws people off in how to relate....such is the issue with the "L word"
Say it, don't spray it.........
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 08:34 PM (Kfvui)
undoubtedly they were teh "transgender" types... or is that
sansgender??
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 08:35 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Gadfly at October 20, 2011 08:35 PM (Vrb/j)
I used to giggle as a kid when I would hear someone say a woman was "handsome", because it was a term more meant for men ,but I guess maddow qualifies. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at October 21, 2011 12:20 AM (i96KZ)"
I'm Texan and I've always called them shower shoes. I'm not exactly old, either.
Posted by: Dustin at October 20, 2011 08:36 PM (fF625)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2011 08:41 PM (q1/gb)
http://tiny.cc/eeepb
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 21, 2011 12:38 AM (qjUnn)
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these people live in multi-story buildings. they have the advantage of height. haven't they ever heard of neighborhood poop-a-pult superiority?
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 08:41 PM (ufJKx)
... well someone's bunk, er sleeeping bag, while they are out. Thank Gaia I "found" this $5,500 Mac to pass the time on a blog like this.
Posted by: OccupyToronto Foot Sniffer at October 20, 2011 08:41 PM (oijXY)
With regards to the occupy et al.....
I like the Syrian model....cept they will come after us first.....word
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 08:42 PM (Kfvui)
Posted by: Theresa D. down-twinkles SCOAMF at October 20, 2011 08:43 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
Hey freedom to poop is in the constution man... and anyway it's them bankers fault...
How did the cop call turn out Shrimp,,, unless you've told the story and are sick of it hence I'll scan upwards..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 08:43 PM (KZLoo)
Funny story...
When my grandmother came over from italy she heard heard that word either until she came here and had no clue what it meant. She kept hearing people call brazil nuts that and just assumed it was the name. She had a black friend who heard her say it and giggled, because she knew my grandmother had no clue, and the woman got a kick out my grandmothers accent. She said she needed to find a nuts-a-crack for the N-toes, which the women giggled at her calling a nutcracker a nuts-a-crack. She then told granny about the word. They were pretty good friends at the church. They both did the cooking for some of the events the church did.
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:44 PM (FMbng)
shit, that was supposed to be "she never heard that word either"
Posted by: Berserker at October 20, 2011 08:46 PM (FMbng)
Y yes officer I dropped that barrel out of the window quite by accident... really..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 08:47 PM (KZLoo)
There's another one of those flaming bags on the door stoop again.
*voice heard from inside the house -- "Don't put it out with your boot!"*
Don't tell me my business, devil woman!
*stomps bag, bag squishes, takes off boot, and sniffs*
Dammit... it's that poop again
*laughter can be heard from bushes*
Posted by: Old Man from Billy Madison at October 20, 2011 08:48 PM (oijXY)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2011 08:51 PM (OKhgI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2011 08:52 PM (q1/gb)
Posted by: Richard at October 20, 2011 08:53 PM (Kfvui)
;^)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2011 08:56 PM (OKhgI)
http://tiny.cc/eeepb Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 21, 2011 12:38 AM
I read the comments from the OWS brats on the NY Post site. They're mocking "the women living off their rich husbands". That's rich, coming from brats living off their rich parents
I would like to ask Ace to lay off the hobo hunting for a while so they'll continue robbing and assaulting the hippies
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 08:57 PM (Y+DPZ)
That's wikkid wee-yud! We call them slippahs heer in Southie.
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2011 09:00 PM (4Kl5M)
If they're pre-shocks, the OWS SF and Oakland hippies will have LOTS of company
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 09:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Here ya go Richard this'l revive you... occtopussy (no it's really a boat you'll love)
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 09:00 PM (KZLoo)
There's another one of those flaming bags on the door stoop again.
*voice heard from inside the house -- "Don't put it out with your boot!"*
Don't worry - *puts out flames with kitchen spray bottle*
What are you doing?
Taking it to the roof with the rest of it.
Jeez, between you, the other building volunteers, and the dog walkers, there must be 75 pounds up there now.
Seems about right -- we're supposed to launch 3 minutes after the building next door and 3 minutes before the building across the park.
But last time you only launched 20 pounds and it had a massive spread. 75 pounds will probably cover the entire park.
So, what's your point?
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 09:01 PM (ufJKx)
I get around that PC problem by referring to them as vitelligo toes.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at October 20, 2011 09:01 PM (bnG0d)
;^) Posted by: andycanuck
Eh Andy...true enough..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 09:04 PM (KZLoo)
Any femme thinking of taking it all off "down there" had better consider whether the result will look like the Eye of Sauron...
Major wood-kill.
Just sayin'..
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at October 20, 2011 09:05 PM (bnG0d)
Posted by: The Greys at October 20, 2011 09:10 PM (NRygI)
But I still sympathize with the problem of vermin infestation
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2011 09:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Major wood-kill.
I'll poke Sauron in the eye, if I must.
Has this conversation traumatized some adolescent D&D player who randomly stumbled upon this blog?
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2011 09:17 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 20, 2011 09:18 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: jc at October 21, 2011 12:38 AM (ufJKx)"
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Dustin at October 20, 2011 09:20 PM (fF625)
Posted by: The Dude at October 20, 2011 09:20 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: jc at October 21, 2011 12:38 AM (ufJKx)"
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Dustin at October 21, 2011 01:20 AM (fF625)
========
got it. See, all you have to do is explain.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 09:21 PM (ufJKx)
I like Pie,, fur or non topped don't matter...
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:18 AM (KZLoo)
I gots lots of fur!!!!!!
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell, The Good Witch at October 20, 2011 09:21 PM (eKuOw)
I try to stay below 100. Even with an A1C of 4.6 with diet, exercise, and 2000mg of Metformin, my average daily glucose is 124. I was diagnosed in 2008 and I can be annoying about neuropathy and diet.
Posted by: Osoloco at October 20, 2011 10:51 PM (rkzdM)
I was given that Metformin stuff but I stopped taking it after two days to see what my numbers were like without it. I last took it Sunday. I'll probably get back on it...eventually.Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 09:22 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:18 AM (KZLoo)
Any pie is good pie!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 09:23 PM (4ixH5)
call me fucked up but i find
Stephenson hilariously entertaining. That said, I watch equitation
classes and reining, like some people watch football, and am capable of
doing so ALL DAY LONG for days at a time. And i read textbooks. Mircea
Eliade. Joseph Campbell. For Fun.
So i like to add, when talking up a book, that your mileage may vary. There's some really popular shit out there i just cant abide. I love my friends who love it anyway.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at October 20, 2011 11:52 PM (QNeKQ)
I would never. I also liked Catcher in the Rye, and I know how people feel about that one too. Reminds me of the South Park on it.
Posted by: Flounder at October 20, 2011 09:26 PM (Kkt/i)
I gots lots of fur!!!!!! Posted by: Christine O'Donnell,
Ohhh yeeeaahhaaa,, Withchie fur pie, Where you be at in Deleware???? and she is a cutie in my book..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 09:27 PM (KZLoo)
http://tinyurl.com/66brh39
Posted by: The Dude at October 20, 2011 09:31 PM (M8yfa)
I have determined this via the immense mind powers of my brain.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 09:31 PM (4ixH5)
So your saying I'm not getting any witchy fur pie Robert??
Sorry to hear you gotta deal with diabetes but do stay on the meds.. guy here at work did for 6 mos now he don't need them anylonger. (pending his numbers stay good)
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 09:37 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 09:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:37 AM (KZLoo)
ChemJeff is a sex mah-cheen! He might say otherwise, but it's all part of his clever act.
Sorry to hear you gotta deal with diabetes but do stay on the meds.. guy here at work did for 6 mos now he don't need them anylonger. (pending his numbers stay good)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:37 AM (KZLoo)
Thanks, it's cool though. I'm not bothered. I need to get in shape, I guess this is the wake up call to do it. The blood testing does kinda suck. I deal with enough pricks, now I gotta deal with one more. 
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 09:44 PM (4ixH5)
I've been blaming it on the lack of Japanese school girls to fondle but I think your right,,, food, exercise we tend to get a lot lazy about them.. I keep seeing this little blood picker tester their advertising on tv that's not suppose to hurt?
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 09:56 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Duh at October 20, 2011 10:00 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:56 AM (KZLoo)
A busload of these and I'll running day and night chasing them all down.
Ooohhh goyls! I got some extracurricular activities you might be interested in!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Duh at October 21, 2011 02:00 AM (bxiXv)
Well, could be worse.
Could have to test via the wang!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
Anyone wanna give me the Cliff Notes' version?
Posted by: NC Ref at October 20, 2011 10:04 PM (/izg2)
Heh.. made you fell better all ready didn't I...the power of placebo...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:09 PM (KZLoo)
No word on whether she has big tits or not.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:10 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 02:09 AM (KZLoo)
And white cotton panties!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:10 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: NC Ref
Well Robert infomed me Christine O'Donnell is chasing studly Jeff and I had no chance at her withch fur pie...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:13 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 02:10 AM (4ixH5)
Well YEAH, of course she has big tits!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at October 20, 2011 10:14 PM (/izg2)
He's in a boat.
An underwater boat, no less.
And, come to think of it, why doesn't anyone ever think to paint subs blue?
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:16 PM (4ixH5)
And white cotton panties! Posted by: Robert
Lordy lordy...take me away... Japanese school girl white panities with the little red/pink bow... or cartoon caricatures are cool too...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:17 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 02:13 AM (KZLoo)
Dude, she's a pretty diehard conservative. She won't be with two guys at once.
You're gonna have to take turns.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:18 PM (4ixH5)
Well YEAH, of course she has big tits!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at October 21, 2011 02:14 AM (/izg2)
Our Jefe would demand nothing less.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 02:17 AM (KZLoo)
Pink bow on the front, panda on the back.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 20, 2011 10:21 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 20, 2011 10:22 PM (/izg2)
But it's a goody!
Steve Jobs Tells Obama "You're Heading For A One Term Presidency."
He might be the son of a Syrian math professor and a student that needed a passing grade but by God I think we owe it to him to make this prediction come true!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 20, 2011 10:25 PM (gvlTU)
We all are Ref,, dat boy need to get laid...I'd think with all the hot latino down them parts it wouldn't be a problem but CJ does seem to be looking in a cone,, hey you got to get some practice in for the one your' going to settle with,, right..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:25 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 02:22 AM (KZLoo)
Well, Jefe can enjoy a little cream pie afterwards.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:27 PM (4ixH5)
Hey Vika,,, ahhhaaa panties.. we do like fine hosiery, lace teddies and even very short skirts as well...so there's that.
So whens the plane land with Army aboard? you a little more sorted out tonight?
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:28 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 21, 2011 02:22 AM (/izg2)
No, no, she isn't a witch. Isn't.
I guess her ad campaign didn't have the desired effect.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:28 PM (4ixH5)
Or a warlock.
Or a werewolf, zombie, manticore, creature from the black lagoon or Frankenstein's monster.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 21, 2011 02:25 AM (gvlTU)
*Nods head vigorously*
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:31 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 20, 2011 10:31 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: NC Ref
That's why both myself and Chemy J will be doin her... we're going to drive that wiccian outta her...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:35 PM (KZLoo)
Crushing all those who oppose you is the kind of alpha male thing that chicks dig.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:38 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 20, 2011 10:38 PM (gvlTU)
or maybe that's drill it out not sure which technique we'll be start with..Where's TexJew when you need some drilling advise...sheesh.
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:39 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 20, 2011 10:40 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 02:35 AM (KZLoo)
Whatever you drive out I will take to Vegas and hopefully win big at the craps tables.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 10:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 02:16 AM (4ixH5)
To avoid potshots from the crew as he walks down the pier apparently.
Posted by: Flounder at October 20, 2011 10:41 PM (Kkt/i)
Whatever you drive out I will take to Vegas and hopefully win big at the craps tables.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 02:40 AM (4ixH5)
Yes. Yes you will. Bring it.
Posted by: Steve Wynn at October 20, 2011 10:46 PM (/izg2)
You go girl... fire hose the 'sum bitch...
and meeting deadlines in the military would simply kill their most precious tool of annoyment... "hurry up and wait"
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:47 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 02:23 AM (4ixH5)
"You're headed for a one-term presidency," he told Obama at the start of their meeting, insisting that the administration needed to be more business-friendly. As an example, Jobs described the ease with which companies can build factories in China compared to the United States, where "regulations and unnecessary costs" make it difficult for them.
Jobs also criticized America's education system, saying it was "crippled by union work rules," noted Isaacson. "Until the teachers' unions were broken, there was almost no hope for education reform." Jobs proposed allowing principals to hire and fire teachers based on merit, that schools stay open until 6 p.m. and that they be open 11 months a year.
Oh the humanity. It's as if a million libtard obamabots screamed out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: Obi Wanna kick someone outta the White House at October 20, 2011 10:47 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2011 10:53 PM (GE1+K)
Yes and good for him hopefully lowers our energy costs.. it has been a while since I've seen him around. but I'm only late nights/early morn
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:54 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: vika at October 20, 2011 10:54 PM (gvlTU)
I'm sure it'll get better mileage then goreicle fisker....well us taxpayer's too but we don't get to drive one...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 10:57 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Duh at October 20, 2011 10:59 PM (bxiXv)
Joe Biden worship blog.
He's my hero...
Thanks or shut up.
Posted by: mesablue at October 20, 2011 11:03 PM (+31WT)
Even if it's in regards to the accomplishment of some Federal purpose, it would be more efficient and competent to pay enough for the end-product that the bidder could purchase a completion bond and/or insurance.
It looks like a way of circumventing good procurement practices for private gain.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 20, 2011 11:07 PM (kaalw)
I'm going to call the invention submission corporation right away.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:11 PM (ufJKx)
Little as girl size Mero,,, I should have clarified "Japanese High school and aftershcool girl panites" so none with think we're pervs or anything.. Hey if their not clear for porn we not be looking...
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 11:12 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: vika at October 20, 2011 11:14 PM (gvlTU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2011 11:18 PM (GE1+K)
He'll love,, trust me he will but your going to have to fashion a laptop lock cable
into it because everyone else would love it as well..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 11:20 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2011 11:21 PM (GE1+K)
Throwing machines that rely on springs, ropes, and twisted wood are RIGHT OUT!
Posted by: cthulhu at October 20, 2011 11:24 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 21, 2011 03:28 AM (GE1+K)
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I believe those are the assholes camping in the park.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:31 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Alex at October 20, 2011 11:33 PM (kw+LK)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 21, 2011 03:24 AM (kaalw)
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not if you stay within the number of the counting.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:33 PM (ufJKx)
That would be cool,, shotguns from balloons, doesn't some Moron here has one..
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 11:36 PM (KZLoo)
Oh dear Lord, not this shit again. If anything, schooling is too long as it is. You'd be better off killing the honors/IB/AP programs and focusing on the basics. You could graduate students at sixteen if they passed exit exams and let them go to the local community college or focus on their career.
Extended school years/hours is the standard lefty response, a variation of 'throw money at the problem'.
Posted by: Alex at October 20, 2011 11:38 PM (kw+LK)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 21, 2011 03:21 AM (GE1+K)
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I was trying to be careful not to overarm the idiots. I was taking into account the words of kb:
331 Before I feel too sorry for the local residents, I keep in mind that these are well heeled Manhattan liberals who mock Tea Partiers and will still vote for the SCOAMFBut I still sympathize with the problem of vermin infestation
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2011 01:16 AM (Y+DPZ)
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He has a point. When they are done hippie splattering, they will still be fuckups in Manhattan.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:38 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Alex at October 21, 2011 03:33 AM (kw+LK)
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congrats. Thank you for your service.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:40 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Alex
Welcome home Alex, almost, and drink whenever possible..it can't hurt
Posted by: beanervt at October 20, 2011 11:44 PM (KZLoo)
I think we're actually heading there.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 11:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Duh at October 21, 2011 02:59 AM (bxiXv)
Haiiiiiiiii?
Posted by: Japanese School Girl Mushi-Mushi at October 20, 2011 11:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 20, 2011 11:47 PM (gvlTU)
Posted by: Alex at October 21, 2011 03:33 AM (kw+LK)
Welcome back to civilization and God bless.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2011 11:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 03:12 AM (KZLoo)
Konichiwa, Gaijin.
Posted by: Japanese Chool Girl Big Tits Love You Long Time at October 20, 2011 11:49 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at October 20, 2011 11:54 PM (kw+LK)
I can supply as much as you need.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 03:48 AM (4ixH5)
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Well, any weapon conceived on the ONT is a happening. The best part is that the hippies themselves are supplying the ammo.
Posted by: jc at October 20, 2011 11:58 PM (ufJKx)
Copy pasta time!
The website isn't playing nice with my browser for some reason and, for whetver reason, embedded links get fowled up with an added http:// or http://minx.cc. You can just delete these bits and just leave the tinyurl.com/whateverfollows.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 12:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 21, 2011 12:01 AM (gvlTU)
five dolla five dolla??? I'm kinda cheap..
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 12:01 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Alex at October 21, 2011 03:54 AM (kw+LK)
I kinda wish I knew how to knit. I'd knit a fleshlight. Well, not really. Or maaaaybe I would!
The best part is that the hippies themselves are supplying the ammo.
Posted by: jc at October 21, 2011 03:58 AM (ufJKx)
Paint the words "Cop Car" on the side, they won't know it's not one.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 12:02 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 04:01 AM (KZLoo)
Big spenda want rick of my rorripop?
Posted by: Japanese School Girl Big Tits Love You Long Time at October 21, 2011 12:03 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at October 21, 2011 12:03 AM (gvlTU)
Apart from the metal detector fodder, nice stuff.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Duh at October 21, 2011 12:06 AM (bxiXv)
It's not actually that interesting but by God I'm gonna win this fight!
WORK YOU BASTARD!
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 12:09 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Not Being Fooled at October 21, 2011 12:14 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: vika at October 21, 2011 12:15 AM (gvlTU)
Goth wouldn't be the only one... strangely very appealing be those little blood suckers..
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 12:18 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Not Being Fooled at October 21, 2011 12:21 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:10 AM (KZLoo)
Talk to your AGW Gods of Climate Modeling: they "strike a balance on parameters" with the best of them ...
Posted by: No Whining at October 21, 2011 01:30 AM (Y9JPs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Not Being Fooled at October 21, 2011 04:14 AM (bxiXv)
You no want rick of my rorri? You rove seeing me cry? You cruer, cruer man!
Posted by: Japanese School Girl Big Tits Love You Long Time at October 21, 2011 01:43 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 05:10 AM (KZLoo)
When I am ruler of the world, you shall be in charge of the gladiatorial arena.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 01:45 AM (4ixH5)
Tnks Robert.. I am pretty good with the animals...I might be part one..
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 01:52 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 21, 2011 05:52 AM (KZLoo)
I think I'm part duckbilled platypus.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2011 02:08 AM (4ixH5)
I think I'm part duckbilled platypus.
Yeah Gushie has a softspot for "Marine" animals,,
Heehee on the platypus,, dats kewl...
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