December 13, 2011
— Maetenloch How To Really Choose Your Candidate
Just ask yourself which of these possible First Ladies you'd prefer to be nagged by over the next four years.
See - that wasn't so hard
Anti-Semitism isn't just the socialism of fools - it's also a reliable marker for societies that suck.
As IÂ’ve observed before in this space, countries where vicious anti-Semitism is rife are almost always backward and poor. This isnÂ’t, as anti-Semites believe, because the Elders of Zion are plotting to keep Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan poor. It is because the inability to see the world clearly and discern cause and effect relations in complex social settings is linked to many other failures in economic and political life. Anti-Semitism isnÂ’t just the socialism of fools; it is the sociology of the befuddled. The anti-Semite fails to grasp how the world works, and that failure condemns him to endless frustration. Naturally, this is the fault of the Jews.Chelsea 'The Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time' Clinton
As far as I know Chelsea is a fairly decent person with at least some talent - who happens to have been gifted with a famous last name. The upside of this of course is the fact that it opens doors and gives her opportunities that few people will ever get. And that's a huge upside.
But the downside is that people have probably been lying to her her entire life about her real abilities. And because she got jumped to the head of the line, she never had to go through the usual gauntlet that would have forced her to improve her skills to a true professional level. So she'll probably fail publicly and have to slink away to another career.
She needs training. Lots of training. And practice. And experience.That may come. But I can’t escape the unnerving feeling that, professionally or personally, this is someone who just hasn’t earned this, and probably never thought about a career in television until a few weeks ago. Across three decades in this business, I’ve seen too many resume reels from people a lot better: bright, eager reporters her age who have covered fires, listened to police scanners, stood in the rain outside a hospital, called up grieving widows to ask “What are you thinking?” They have sacrificed holidays and weekends to sit through school board meetings, lived off bad coffee and stale sandwiches, endured stakeouts during blizzards and live shots during hurricanes and gone without relationships and children and a decently furnished apartment just to have the kind of opportunity now handed on a prime time platter to a marginal talent like Chelsea.
How Russians Deliver Tanks
With rockets. For when you absolutely, positively need a T-80 delivered overnight.
Hunting T-Rex?
Then make sure you have enough gun:
The cartridge, named the .700 WTF (“What The F…”) and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3″ in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet.Of course prudence dictates that you have a professional hunter backing you up with a Hellfire missile.The rifle, with just a 16.25″ barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4″ steel plate.
How The Luftwaffe Rescued American Fliers From Buchenwald
But as the Nazi cause became increasingly desperate, conditions at Buchenwald grew more brutal. It's estimated that at one point, as many as 500 Russian prisoners a day were shot to death, and that over the course of the war, 56,000 of the camp's 250,000 inmates were either executed, starved, worked to death or died from illness.Fortunately for Moser, conditions in the SS-run camp apparently shocked even some members of Germany's power elite, including high-ranking members of the Luftwaffe, Germany's air force.
Luftwaffe officers had heard that Allied aviators were at the camp, and arranged a visit with the top officers among the prisoner group, a colonel from New Zealand and an American captain.
"The disgust they felt for their fellow German SS officers was clear," Moser said. "It was also certain that they did not approve of the way we were being treated."
...A week after the Luftwaffe visit, the Allied pilots at Buchenwald, which included about 60 Americans, were told to gather up their belongings. They were marched to a warehouse and handed back the clothes they had arrived in.
...Years later, after Allied forces examined camp records, Moser would learn Buchenwald's SS officers planned to execute the Allied fliers, and likely would have done so within days if the Luftwaffe hadn't intervened.
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Posted by: Dale in San Antonio(Not Dave!) at December 13, 2011 05:13 PM (8eoVW)
Chelsea Clinton is one... ugly... motherfu....
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:15 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:17 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2011 05:17 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:19 PM (GaIwz)
And now I hereby denounce myself.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:19 PM (TCyyS)
I wouldn't go so far as to say she's ugly. She isn't hot, but closer to average.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 05:19 PM (SY2Kh)
Wow, the only item I'm interested in is one my Norton Safety Minder is blocking.
Damn you, Mrs. North! And to you, Maetenloch, I award the rare C+.
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 05:19 PM (I2LwF)
L Rob likes number 1, but 3 could suffice.
What't that, Mrs L Rob? Oh, just looking at some football scores, that's all.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 13, 2011 05:20 PM (7yvLv)
Go away Chelsea. Have lunch with the Kennedy kid. Be content with your ill gotten gains and go away.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 13, 2011 05:20 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:21 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 05:21 PM (SY2Kh)
Get thee to a Nunnery! Or the previous thread.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:21 PM (GaIwz)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 09:19 PM (SY2Kh)
Especially average?
Posted by: Herman Cain at December 13, 2011 05:22 PM (EL+OC)
I'd rather be ugly.then live with that.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 13, 2011 05:22 PM (2Gb0y)
Eh, maybe you're right, let me take a second look at--- nope, ugly.
Maybe it's because she literally looks like the love child of Hillary and Bill put together, and I'm simply unable to get past that.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:23 PM (TCyyS)
OK, first, that site with the wives pix was mucho hosed up.
B. The above-mentioned site only seemed to ID Mrs Romney and Mrs Gingrich, neither of whom is number three. So, who is 3?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 13, 2011 05:24 PM (7yvLv)
Fixed.
Posted by: Herman Cain at December 13, 2011 05:24 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Alan Grayson at December 13, 2011 05:25 PM (BxkOB)
Callista has "runaway bride" crazy eyes. Look up runaway bride and you will see what I mean. only dif is Callista has blue eyes, original runaway bride had brown.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 13, 2011 05:25 PM (GoIUi)
Fixed. Again.
Posted by: Herman Cain at December 13, 2011 05:26 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2011 05:26 PM (JGYCE)
That really is impressive how the Russians developed the capability to air-drop heavy vehicles using a mechanism you might see in a Road Runner cartoon. Too bad the T-80 is very outdated; these tanks performed horribly during the Chechen war.
Posted by: Saudi Imam at December 13, 2011 05:26 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:27 PM (zLeKL)
The one on the right seems the least zonked out.
Of course none of them are gifted inthe Hendricksian sense nor have the skin tone of Esther Baxter so I couldn't give a shit. All look interchangable, which says something about politicians.
Posted by: CAC at December 13, 2011 05:27 PM (g2iju)
And it was probably worse in high definition. If you ever seen Oprah in HD you'd understand why she decided to retire. The woman is ugly and no amount of make-up can hide that in HD.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:28 PM (GaIwz)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:29 PM (TCyyS)
Hooray. I've been waiting for the ONT, so how did I end up being so late.
What do I add to my Amazon Christmas list?
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 05:29 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2011 05:29 PM (i0App)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 09:27 PM (zLeKL)
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Agreed - both highly tappable..........doggy.
Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 13, 2011 05:30 PM (sqRSY)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 13, 2011 05:30 PM (xj9aY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2011 05:30 PM (ycuSb)
Posted by: Exactly. at December 13, 2011 05:30 PM (P9OJs)
You noticed that, huh.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:31 PM (TCyyS)
Obama's caught in a trap....
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 05:31 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: real joe at December 13, 2011 09:28 PM (w7Lv+)
Well, here is a picture of Anita Perry, I still like Ann Romney better...http://tinyurl.com/4tu7zpb
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:31 PM (GaIwz)
Is Syria planning blackmail with sex tapes?
Meh. Even the most lowly peasant Arab knows deep-down that their Muslim rulers are two-faced hypocrites when it comes to their own religion.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 05:31 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2011 05:32 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:32 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:33 PM (zLeKL)
I just finished watching the first season of Walking Dead on Netflix, waiting for the second to be released. Really surprised a zombie show would have so much depth to it.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:34 PM (TCyyS)
I think the just releasing their Netflix account info and seeing "Top Gun" as the number one pick would be damning enough...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:34 PM (GaIwz)
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 05:34 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 09:33 PM (zLeKL)
When Gingrich gets his Moon Base, guess where Kucinich becomes territorial governor?
Posted by: CAC at December 13, 2011 05:35 PM (g2iju)
Posted by: Joffen
But, but, but---I've been assured that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women in the world! Why would the media lie to me?
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 05:35 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 13, 2011 05:35 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2011 09:30 PM (ycuSb)
Wow, a match made on the planet Kolob.
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 05:35 PM (e6MoS)
It's the lacquer, but ya gotta make sure to sand out all the rough spots before ya spray the base coat...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:36 PM (GaIwz)
Of the other two, I have to give it to Anita Perry. I may have to change my allegiance.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2011 05:36 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2011 05:36 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 13, 2011 05:37 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2011 05:37 PM (6TB1Z)
But, but, but---I've been assured that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women in the world!
Hey! No comparison possible here; no arms visible on the above subjects.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 13, 2011 05:37 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:38 PM (TCyyS)
With all the times the German officers tried to assassinate Hitler, I'm getting the impression he wasn't that great of a guy... am I wrong?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:38 PM (GaIwz)
But the downside is that people have probably been lying to her her entire life about her real abilities. And because she got jumped to the head of the line, she never had to go through the usual gauntlet that would have forced her to improve her skills to a true professional level. So she'll probably fail publicly and have to slink away to another career.
Is this about SCOAMF or Chelsea?
Posted by: Cicerokid at December 13, 2011 05:39 PM (mTrkT)
Well she's definitely one of the prettiest wookies out there.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:39 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 05:39 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:39 PM (zLeKL)
No way! He loved the animals and the environment and was against smoking and against the corporations . . .
Posted by: St0rmfr0nt at December 13, 2011 05:40 PM (6GvAC)
Crap, she's going to be our President someday isn't she.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:40 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Alan Grayson at December 13, 2011 09:25 PM (BxkOB)
That's the only way I can tell women apart!!
Posted by: Cletus at December 13, 2011 05:41 PM (uuOfy)
Holy shit, seriously? Where do I go to pick up my secret underwear?
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 05:42 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 13, 2011 05:42 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 09:38 PM (GaIwz)
Almost as bad as Tebow.
Posted by: Bien Pensant at December 13, 2011 05:44 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 05:44 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: MDH3 at December 13, 2011 05:46 PM (GKyUC)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 05:46 PM (uuOfy)
No way! He loved the animals and the environment and was against smoking and against the corporations . . .
Ah yes, I miss my little stuffed Hitler doll with the pull string. I used to cuddle with it during the bombings.
Posted by: Wolfgang Putz at December 13, 2011 05:47 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 05:47 PM (kEKwc)
Too bad about the whole women needing slapping thing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 05:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 05:48 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 05:48 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 05:48 PM (kEKwc)
With Mitt's cash he could almost make Helen Thomas look good.
Yeah I know thats a stretch, the fucking house of saud's cash couldn't do that, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Berserker at December 13, 2011 05:49 PM (FMbng)
Sean Connery.....yumm.......
Evening, all.
I think Miss 'Nita is purtiest, myself. Miss Ann looks like she's smelling something bad and trying to be brave about it.
All three of 'em are better looking than me, so I ought not talk.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 05:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: someone at December 13, 2011 09:48 PM (bqjJT)
She doesn't show up in photographs.
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 05:49 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at December 13, 2011 05:49 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 13, 2011 05:49 PM (sqRSY)
So, she's one of the 1%ers we are supposed to hate, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 05:50 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 05:50 PM (piMMO)
I wouldn't go so far as to say she's ugly. She isn't hot, but closer to average.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 09:19 PM (SY2Kh)
Yeah, she is average.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 13, 2011 05:50 PM (x42dm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 05:50 PM (r4wIV)
THANK YOU GOD LOVE YA for that pic of Sean Connery. Hubba.+
I know, right? He was a gorgeous man. Has aged very well too.
Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at December 13, 2011 05:51 PM (Z71Vg)
She doesn't show up in photographs.
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 09:49 PM (MtwBb)
Dang but the Morons are fast with the snark.
Posted by: someone at December 13, 2011 05:51 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 05:51 PM (r4wIV)
Ms Liz Cheney needs to run for President one day.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 05:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
Ohgod ew no. No. No.
I hope it's a case of you can only get so fat before you get that generic fat look.
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 05:51 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 05:53 PM (kEKwc)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 09:48 PM (GULKT)
I like the "Battleship" movie (excuse the commercial)http://tinyurl.com/3hxs4e3
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:53 PM (GaIwz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 05:53 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 13, 2011 09:53 PM (qjUnn)
Yes Way, according to Wiki she was born in 1949
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 05:54 PM (MtwBb)
Well why not, we already had "Rock em Sock em Robots, the movie."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 05:55 PM (r4wIV)
Ms Liz Cheney needs to run for President one day.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:51 PM (SsG4J)
--
I would vote for her in a heartbeat. Wish she was running this cycle.
Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 13, 2011 05:55 PM (sqRSY)
As there's no topic, this is neither on topic, nor off: "Timothy Tebow" is an anagram for "Woe by Titmoth". Somehow, it's important.
/Fucking bears...MBIII of all people...grumble....
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 05:56 PM (ND9u8)
Ohgod ew no. No. No.
I hope it's a case of you can only get so fat before you get that generic fat look.
You see it too, don't you?
It cannot be unseen.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 05:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2011 05:56 PM (x4Jf3)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 05:57 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 05:58 PM (kEKwc)
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 05:58 PM (R21xD)
He took on the traditional German officer core and the German equivalent of the religious right in implementing "change" - he made a lot of enemies.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 05:58 PM (3aXbg)
I wonder if their wives are hot.
Excluding the minors, of course.
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 09:58 PM (kEKwc)
And what about the young boys chained down in the basement?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 05:59 PM (GaIwz)
the next GI Joe movie.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 09:48 PM (GULKT)
Looks to be as big a piece a shit as the first one but a piece of shit starring the Rock and...Bruce Willis? Jesus, Bruce, what happened man? You used to be the shit, now you're just...shit.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:00 PM (F79HU)
Miss Chelsea doesn't score on the Fox News Babe Scale of Hotness. I also get the feeling she is on the left end of the spectrum, which is only fitting.
Posted by: sTevo at December 13, 2011 06:00 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:00 PM (kEKwc)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:01 PM (SsG4J)
And what about the young boys chained down in the basement?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 09:59 PM (GaIwz)
Lies all lies! Oh, wait, you mean in Pohkistan. Never mind...
Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at December 13, 2011 06:01 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 06:01 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2011 06:01 PM (PddVe)
Well why not, we already had "Rock em Sock em Robots, the movie."
We had 8 Ball, The Movie and next year we're going to have The Karate Kid 2 (sequel of the remake), a new Paul W. S. Anderson Resident Evil movie...a whole slew of bad movies awaits us come next year!
Makes one pine even more for the end of the world.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:01 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:02 PM (F79HU)
Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Gingrich both look rather alarmingly like their respective husbands. And both of them show signs of way too much cosmetics and possible surgery. Mrs. Perry looks like she gets up and washes her face in the morning.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 06:02 PM (CmiKu)
Posted by: Ken Royall at December 13, 2011 06:02 PM (9zzk+)
Posted by: things that make you go hmmm at December 13, 2011 06:03 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 09:50 PM (r4wIV)
If you like that kind of thing, run! to the bookstore (or the AoSHQ Amazon storefront) and pick up a copy of Jennet Conant's book "The Irregulars". It's about Roald Dahl's (yes, the guy who wrote all those fantastic kid's books) time as a spy for the RAF during WWII. Fleming shows up, and quite a bit of the book is dedicated to "intrepid". Conant is fantastic historian, and if you enjoy the history of science, her other work is worth reading as well...maybe I need to e-mail Monty with this.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:03 PM (ND9u8)
Let me count the ways....
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:03 PM (piMMO)
listening to a dating seminar
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:02 PM (s7mIC)
Girl on girl, boy on boy, or the regular kind?
Posted by: Cicerokid at December 13, 2011 06:04 PM (mTrkT)
but i do think Perry's wife is pretty and not hard looking.
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:05 PM (h+qn8)
Mrs. Perry looks like she gets up and washes her face in the morning.
Washes all the loads off, obviously.
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at December 13, 2011 06:05 PM (zDThO)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:06 PM (kEKwc)
Channing Tatum was tailor made to play Matt Damon in a biopic.
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 10:01 PM (tsC/
I'd love to beat the man who decided a faggot dancer with zero acting ability should be an action star. God, even his name brings to mind images of two oiled up dudes in intimate embrace.
I'm boycotting this movie on principle.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:06 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:06 PM (s7mIC)
listening to a dating seminar
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:02 PM (s7mIC)
Heh, let me save you some time.
Chemjeff: Hi, I'm a new proffesor at the local college and I just moved here and am trying to make some new freinds would you like to talk for a bit?
Repeat until someone says sure I would chemjeff.
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 06:06 PM (MtwBb)
Chelsea Clinton is one... ugly... motherfu....
Shut your mouth! And no, "but I'm talkin' about Chelsea" is not a sufficient response.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:07 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: SamIam at December 13, 2011 06:07 PM (BBm11)
But it will still have to get awfully good reviews for me to pay money to see it. Ditto the Battleship flick. There's good stupid movies and then there's movies that are just fucking stupid.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 06:08 PM (CmiKu)
Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 13, 2011 09:59 PM (xqpQL)
Serious plotting goes back to 1938.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 06:08 PM (3aXbg)
I ordered a good one from the Philippines. Married 13 years December 23. I could give a pretty good seminar on "dating".
Posted by: Cicerokid at December 13, 2011 06:08 PM (mTrkT)
listening to a dating seminar
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:02 PM (s7mIC)
I thought you were married?
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:09 PM (R21xD)
That they do. I'd rather play a mediocre video game than play 10 bucks to see a decent movie on the big screen most times - usually when I go to the movies these days, it is at the behest of friends.
I'd love to beat the man who decided a faggot dancer with zero acting ability should be an action star. God, even his name brings to mind images of two oiled up dudes in intimate embrace.
Channing was okay in The Eagle. That's all I'll say about that.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:09 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:09 PM (s7mIC)
So they say. Just like half of all France was Maquis . . . AFTER the war.
Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 13, 2011 06:09 PM (xqpQL)
What?!?!? I offered that bitch ten grand to endorse Gingrich.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 13, 2011 06:09 PM (SY2Kh)
I thought you were married?
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 10:09 PM (R21xD)
no, not married
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (s7mIC)
I'll have to check that out. The Man Called Intrepid blew my mind. I've read a few minor niggling criticisms of some little details, but it holds up very well in examination. Amazing book.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (r4wIV)
listening to a dating seminar
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:02 PM (s7mIC)
Howdy!
Your time would be better used drinking a bottle of Jack, throwing on some denim and leather and prowling.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (F79HU)
Let me count the ways....
That's way too gay.
Posted by: Barney "Who put that weed in my place" Frank at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (kEKwc)
163 I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but that GI Joe trailer actually does look kind of cool. This looks like the movie the first one should have been but wasn't.
Exactly. I have no desire to watch the first one, and laugh at anyone that actually went and saw it. This one looks better.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 06:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (zLeKL)
I suspect its based on the Soviet system for getting their rockets down to earth safely on land rather than water landings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (r4wIV)
The shock of it grows no less potent with subsequent viewings.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (piMMO)
Ann looks like a movie star in that pic.
Mittens too ... unfortunately, the star he looks like is Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (x4Jf3)
In other words, Ace was right about her all along.
Ah well. Even a Romney-voting grifter would have been better than Mike Castle [who would have switched parties by now].
Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (6GvAC)
That's nothing. I have a Higgs field permeating my entire house.
Posted by: Barney at December 13, 2011 06:11 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:12 PM (2IW5Q)
chemjeff: Ever hear of the Higgs Boson? It's nicknamed the God Particle. I have one in my apartment.
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 10:10 PM (kEKwc)
lol that doesn't work, sorry eman
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:12 PM (s7mIC)
Your time would be better used drinking a bottle of Jack, throwing on some denim and leather and prowling.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:10 PM (F79HU)
Or hang with teh Cain. He's got some spare time on his hands.
Posted by: Mrs. Cain at December 13, 2011 06:12 PM (mTrkT)
Funny how you can always tell who the Texas chick is before she opens he mouth. They just look different than the rest of 'em.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2011 06:13 PM (7ctQW)
I was talking about the upper class and military upper class.
Most had NOOO real problems with the little corporal (except he was a prole) until the war started going bad. They thought THEY were using HIM.
Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 13, 2011 06:13 PM (xqpQL)
Let me count the ways....
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:03 PM (piMMO)
It is pictures like that - a superficially attractive woman surrounded by obviously useless young men - that arouse the latent viking in me. It would be child's play to slay all the males and steal the woman. Further reflection shows that a woman who is comfortable being touched by :men" like that is probably not worth stealing, however. Also, she has the eyes of an insane clown.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2011 06:14 PM (sEvRn)
Or hang with teh Cain. He's got some spare time on his hands.
Posted by: Mrs. Cain at December 13, 2011 10:12 PM (mTrkT)
If Jefe won't, I certainly will. We can grab some Bud and Dominoes.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (F79HU)
Let me count the ways....
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:03 PM (piMMO)
Naaahhh...while waiting on my checked bag at Midway this afternoon, I spotted a young man dressed in the following, from top down: Tweed Irish Motoring cap, a hairstyle that has no name, lest uttering it bring down the heavens, ironic semi-beardstache, Pali-scarf, something resembling a peacoat, pattterned wool trousers with skinny legs, sagged off the waist, houndstooth suspenders, left down in the manner of ska kids or skinheads, and untied boots, with pants tucked into them. I should've taken a picture, but douche on that scale has a way of burning into your brain, so my description should be fairly accurate.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (ND9u8)
chemjeff: Ever hear of the Higgs Boson? It's nicknamed the God Particle. I have one in my apartment.
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 10:10 PM (kEKwc)
lol that doesn't work, sorry eman
Posted by: chemjeff
He saw through your lie. We all know you live at the YMCA.
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (tsC/8)
Let me count the ways....
Reminds me of every single thing I hated about Duke University men. (My apologies to any Blue Devils that are among us; I'm sure you're fine!)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (SsG4J)
She looks like she could benefit from a strong male in her life, too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 13, 2011 06:15 PM (WCQp7)
Posted by: Vote for me and I'll set you free at December 13, 2011 10:09 PM (xqpQL)
Von Kleist and Canaris were talking to British intelligence about eliminating Hitler in 1938. Yes, there were indeed others who waited until it appeared the war was lost to sign up, like Rommel, but there was a core that opposed Hitler from the start.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 06:16 PM (3aXbg)
ask her out when you get to the ice cream.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 13, 2011 10:15 PM (qjUnn)
This actually works?
Seriously?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 13, 2011 06:16 PM (D8lbf)
lol that doesn't work, sorry eman
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:12 PM (s7mIC)
I met mine at a bar, yeah I know kinda sad. But i was the bartender, and worked with his uncles wife and they kept pushing us together, and I guess it worked.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:16 PM (R21xD)
Because of the post here earlier with Chels wearing the Howdy Doody mask, that's how I'll think of her from here on.
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 06:16 PM (nAvCW)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:16 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Evan at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (O3OlP)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (kEKwc)
Yeah. Over in Britain, Churchill knew. Chamberlain sort of knew, but didn't want to think about it. Some others, some of prominent families in Britain, they actually welcomed the disaster.
For the current crisis, that last category includes our President. 2012 can't come soon enough.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)
Think of something clever each passing.. but not too much or its weird.
Make especial note of how much she twirls her hair.
Posted by: Best, Mike at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (x4Jf3)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 13, 2011 06:18 PM (JKNDp)
ask someone you think is cute for help in produce.
Nothing is more pathetic than a man at the grocery. Women love to help out.
Then... make it so every aisle you pass her.
Think of something clever each passing.. but not too much or its weird.
ask her out when you get to the ice cream.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
No, no. Chemjeff. Go to the gas station. Act like you're having trouble lifting your couch into your van. When a girl comes by, ask for her help and put her on the inside of the couch. Then shove it and her to the back of the van and close the door.
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 06:18 PM (tsC/8)
Not consciously, but my eyes are burning with pain for some reason. Must have seen a picture somewhere along the line, I guess.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:19 PM (2IW5Q)
A fake cast on your arm helps with the illusion.
Posted by: toby928© at December 13, 2011 06:19 PM (GTbGH)
Where the hell have you been?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:13 PM (piMMO)
Sorry, my bad
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:19 PM (R21xD)
.I keed, I keed. Most of the suggestions you get here have at least some merit - so pay attention and take notes.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:20 PM (UR5vq)
CVS/Walgreens is a girl hangout too, ChemJeff... .
Yoooh hoooh! Hang out between the liquor and cold medicine!
Posted by: Diane Sawyer at December 13, 2011 06:20 PM (mTrkT)
Think of something clever each passing.. but not too much or its weird.
ask her out when you get to the ice cream.
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
(Or maybe phone call. I really think if we talked on the phone it would be so much better. Please call me!!!)
Posted by: Mixed Signal Mike at December 13, 2011 06:20 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 13, 2011 10:18 PM (JKNDp)
Eleanor? She actually wielded a fair amount of influence, I believe. Probably who Michelle is trying to emulate.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2011 06:20 PM (sEvRn)
Guys, Silence of the Lambs is a movie, not an instructional video!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:21 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:17 PM (s7mIC)
Stalking is hiding in the bushes and whacking off into her coffee cup. Shrimpy's idea is about charming persistence.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:21 PM (F79HU)
The thing is, if those clowns showed up at any event looking like that, even especially a 'prep'-type event, they would be mocked mercilessly.
It gets worse. Shirtless douche is so busy flexing he can't be bothered to actually touch the cute girl, just delicately balance her upon his forearms.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 13, 2011 10:18 PM (JKNDp)
Yeah...about that...Eleanor Roosevelt was kind of a big deal at the time. I've seen it put out there more than once that she was a huge weapon in the arsenal of FDR, especially with women. She was one of, if not the first, "active" first ladies, with her own pet causes and such.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:21 PM (ND9u8)
CVS/Walgreens is a girl hangout too, ChemJeff... .
Get a part time job at a daycare center. (No, assholes, the workers)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2011 06:21 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 13, 2011 10:16 PM (JKNDp)
Once you go sylvan, you don't go back
Posted by: Some Elf at December 13, 2011 06:22 PM (3aXbg)
Older men that follow their wives around with tips on picking produce are subject to disposal.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 13, 2011 06:23 PM (2Gb0y)
Those "dudes" look like they're very uncomfortable with touching a girl.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2011 06:23 PM (x4Jf3)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:23 PM (kEKwc)
Nah, Neid, I think he's trying to touch the icky girl as little as possible!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:23 PM (SsG4J)
I ran this country, bitches.
Posted by: Edith Wilson at December 13, 2011 06:24 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:25 PM (h+qn8)
The kid on the right looks like he is quite familiar with the taste of penis.
Posted by: toby928© at December 13, 2011 06:25 PM (GTbGH)
She would certainly be deeply involved in his policy-making.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 13, 2011 06:25 PM (vQfJ3)
Ann is doing great! Being a pharmacist and having had a aquantances who have died from MS, it is great to see her do so well. The sad thing about MS is you never know when the disease can suddenly take over and kill you. It can happen very fast or it can last for years.
Mitt and Ann were married in the Salt Lake temple - which excludes the part "till death do you part". When you marry in the LDS church, it is for all time and eternity so it is a good idea to make sure that you choose wisely.
Posted by: Evan at December 13, 2011 06:25 PM (O3OlP)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:26 PM (h+qn8)
Naaahhh...while waiting on my checked bag at Midway this afternoon, I spotted a young man dressed in the following, from top down: Tweed Irish Motoring cap, a hairstyle that has no name, lest uttering it bring down the heavens, ironic semi-beardstache, Pali-scarf, something resembling a peacoat, pattterned wool trousers with skinny legs, sagged off the waist, houndstooth suspenders, left down in the manner of ska kids or skinheads, and untied boots, with pants tucked into them. I should've taken a picture, but douche on that scale has a way of burning into your brain, so my description should be fairly accurate.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 10:15 PM (ND9u
What you speak of is the Eastern North American Dappled Douchebag, it used to be very rare, but since it's breeding grounds of hipster coffee houses has quadrupled in the last 20 years, this species has been making a comeback.
Now, lets go out to Jim Fowler in the field as he attempts to capture one using Red Bull and Jagermeister on this week's episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at December 13, 2011 06:26 PM (uuOfy)
That's true, i've met many a fine lass in the suppository aisle.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 06:26 PM (EjNp5)
Spend six months getting fucking ripped.
Once you've got huge Charles Atlas muscles, go out and find the hottest biatch you can find and beat the shit out of her faggot boyfriend.
Chicks'll be all over you.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:27 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Edith Wilson at December 13, 2011 10:24 PM (6GvAC)
FIFY, scruntopotamus.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:27 PM (ND9u8)
Eventually they will die or their influence will fade, at which point Chelsea may learn just how much her own "talents" are really worth.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 06:27 PM (CmiKu)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 13, 2011 06:28 PM (vQfJ3)
Er, yeah. There's a selling point.
Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2011 06:28 PM (6GvAC)
It gets worse. Shirtless douche is so busy flexing he can't be bothered to actually touch the cute girl, just delicately balance her upon his forearms.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:21 PM (piMMO)
Looks like the black guy is doing all of the work also.
Posted by: MrCaniac pointing out the obvious at December 13, 2011 06:29 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 10:27 PM (CmiKu)
Hope she gives good head.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:29 PM (F79HU)
Good evening, good people. Roasting chestnuts in front of a fire is still a lot of fun. Grandkids loved it.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 13, 2011 06:29 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:29 PM (ICgYv)
It gets worse. Shirtless douche is so busy flexing he can't be bothered to actually touch the cute girl, just delicately balance her upon his forearms.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:21 PM (piMMO)
Hmmm. Upon further inspection I might carry her off after all.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2011 06:30 PM (sEvRn)
Radio head?
Posted by: Stuppid Libs at December 13, 2011 10:28 PM (gt8ZF)
Hey Ray - have you ever tasted a penis sweeter than Barry's?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:31 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:31 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 10:03 PM
Nice...does it come in hetero?
Posted by: Melody at December 13, 2011 06:31 PM (yhp6s)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:32 PM (kEKwc)
Chicks'll be all over you.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:27 PM (F79HU)
This worked for me. And he didn't beat the shit out of the guy, just one good punch hard enough to lay him out.
Yea, I'm a redneck.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:32 PM (SsG4J)
Eventually they will die or their influence will fade, at which point Chelsea may learn just how much her own "talents" are really worth.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 10:27 PM (CmiKu)
Mom- US Senator and Secretary of State
Dad- Associate Attorney General of the United States and Justice of Arkansas Supreme Court.
Not bad talents to inherit.
Posted by: MrCaniac pointing out the obvious at December 13, 2011 06:32 PM (uuOfy)
LOL - I'm a night pharmacist for Walgreens (good job other than the robberies) and I would like to say - that is scary! The "girls" who come into my Walgreens are not the type you would want to bring home to mom - or even let them pet your dog.
(italics are stuck - can't even get rid of them!)
Posted by: Evan at December 13, 2011 06:32 PM (O3OlP)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:32 PM (h+qn8)
I think you can give a dog pepto bismol, half the human dose if i remember right, but you might want to see if you can confirm that on the intertubes before trying it.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (qjUnn)
Or just get a van and paint "girls gone wild" on the side. Drive around with a camera and sunglasses near the University of choice. Good hunting!
Posted by: Cicerokid at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (mTrkT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (ICgYv)
That sucks. 
. I'll keep Gushie in my thoughts in prayers - please give her our best regards.
And can anyone put me some knowledge on what to feed the dog for the runs, or remind me what night that was discussed cause she shit all over the living room.
Um, I heard about this somewhere, but tried canned pumpkin with some chicken (if you have it). Good luck!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (zLeKL)
As long as you had a salad too.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (34fpm)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (ICgYv)
Hubby says cooked white rice
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:34 PM (R21xD)
The thing which really gets me isn't their stupid identical "look how unique I am" uniforms, or the piercings. It's the pointlessness of their lives. There's more to life than mountain biking, weed, and being in a band! Their lives are less interesting than those of the mundane bourgeoisie they show so much contempt for. A middle-aged sales manager at Big Buy with a wife and two kids probably has more meaningful human contact, more intellectual challenges, and a richer emotional life than a whole coffeehouse full of these neckbearded assholes with pins in their noses.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 06:34 PM (CmiKu)
Q: What do you get when you cross a scuzzy politician and a crooked lawyer?
A: Chelsea.
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 06:35 PM (34fpm)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 06:35 PM (s7mIC)
Hamburger and rice can be good, or just the rice in a more extreme case. Sometimes that just happens to dogs, and you have to wait it out. Sometimes they could actually restrain themselves, restricted to a crate and/or your bedroom at night. But sometimes it means they've found something gross to eat outdoors, like a deer carcass, so the key is to keep them from going back for seconds. Unfortunately none of this is conjecture.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:35 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:35 PM (kEKwc)
she likes it all
as do my kids, haha
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:36 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 06:36 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 06:36 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:37 PM (ICgYv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2011 06:37 PM (j+Izh)
And can anyone put me some knowledge on what to feed the dog for the runs, or remind me what night that was discussed cause she shit all over the living room.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (ICgYv)
If Gushie is shitting all over the living room, some Kaopectate is what is needed. If it is the dog, put some boiled rice in its food. You can use kaopectate or pepto on the dog, but in small doses.
Posted by: MrCaniac, MD at December 13, 2011 06:37 PM (uuOfy)
Get a dog. A real dog, like a lab.
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 10:36 PM (wsISD)
Ewwww, I would stick with trying to find a date with a women if I were you chemjeff.
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 06:38 PM (MtwBb)
Oh my, I LOVED that show.
It would be interesting to know how much of what they knew to be fact at that time has since been disproved. Like sharks being vicious man-hunters.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 13, 2011 10:34 PM (hXJOG)
Rick P's wife
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 06:38 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 06:38 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 13, 2011 06:39 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (ICgYv)
At first I thought you meant that Gushie had been using the livingroom as a bathroom, and was confused as to what that had to do with the dog and mildly astonished that you would mention it in the first place...
Tell Gushie that all the morons and moronettes express our sympathy and hope that she gets better soon.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2011 06:39 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:35 PM (s7mIC)
Is Gushie really the dogs name?...the irony
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 06:40 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:33 PM (34fpm)
Ah, you must be new here. Welcome.
Posted by: AoSHQ welcoming committee at December 13, 2011 06:40 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 13, 2011 06:40 PM (vQfJ3)
Along with the white rice, make sure the dog has plenty of fresh water. The runs will cause dehydration, so water is important.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 13, 2011 06:41 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 06:41 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 10:36 PM (wsISD)
An Irish Wolfhound. Those things are like ten feet tall and bound to start a few conversations.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:41 PM (F79HU)
How did you keep her from sucking out your soul? Garlic?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 13, 2011 06:41 PM (GaIwz)
Posted by: eman at December 13, 2011 06:41 PM (kEKwc)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:33 PM (s7mIC)
So does everything else you've been doing with the gym and all that, people always gain confidence and become more extroverted as they work on bettering themselves, even in small ways...without adding lady-hormones into the system. On the plus side, should you be inseminated, the oxytocin will probably prevent implantation of anything that might fertilize. On the negative side, you may blow your next paycheck on shoes.
disclaimer: I'm not married, nowhere near it, and should not be trusted on any matters of relationship success. Your results may vary, consult a doctor or psychiatrist if you ever do anything I suggested and figure out why you're so easily led. If you experience arousal for more than four hours, please stay the hell away from me.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (h+qn8)
CVS/Walgreens is a girl hangout too, ChemJeff... .
Yoooh hoooh! Hang out between the liquor and cold medicine!
Posted by: Diane Sawyer at December 13, 2011 10:20 PM (mTrkT)
Hey you skeevy bitch, I hang by the rubbers/condoms you hose teaser!
Posted by: the real! Dianne Sawyer at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (Sdl9x)
Oh my, I LOVED that show.
Me too. Even the painfully awkward segues to the Mutual of Omaha ads ("Those tiger cubs relied on their mother for protection. To protect your whole family, you need Mutual...). But I have to admit that the later satires ("I'll stay here in the helicopter while Jim descends on a static line and wrestles those tigers away from that injured wildebeest") were right on.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:39 PM (SsG4J)
Food poisoning. She's nibbling and hopefully resting surrounded with kitteh's.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:42 PM (ICgYv)
A: Chelsea.
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:35 PM (34fpm)
Yeah, Hilary is a scuzzy politician and Web was a crooked lawyer.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 06:43 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 10:41 PM (h+qn
And welcome to the ont, ha ha.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:43 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:33 PM (34fpm)
Ah, you must be new here. Welcome.
Thanks. Do I get a planter or a casserole or something?
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 06:43 PM (34fpm)
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2011 06:44 PM (mjR67)
As seen on Twitter - There is no doubt in my mind that Syria will be Islamist post-Assad.
Another "damned if we don't help overthrow Assad, damned if we do overthrow the chin-less bastard" scenario.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:44 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Dr. Barry Rumack at December 13, 2011 06:44 PM (CmiKu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:44 PM (ICgYv)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 06:44 PM (tsC/8)
Thanks. Do I get a planter or a casserole or something?
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:43 PM (34fpm)
No, fruitcake this time of year. welcome
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 06:45 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:43 PM (34fpm)
You get to clean up the dog shit.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:45 PM (F79HU)
but hell i just went through the same bit with my dog last week and i'm still mad about all the cleaning, renting a carpet vac , and woah the smell.
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:45 PM (h+qn8)
White Christmas is coming on AMC right now
*public service announcement off*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 13, 2011 06:45 PM (cuAC0)
Thanks. Do I get a planter or a
casserole or something?
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:43 PM (34fpm)
How bout some hummus? Looks like nobody's gonna be eating the rest.
Posted by: AoSHQ welcoming committee at December 13, 2011 06:46 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 10:33 PM (s7mIC)
I once got some free oxytocin nasal spray with some supplements I ordered. After using it I did feel a bit relaxed but otherwise I was my usual mildly gruntled self. YMMV.
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 13, 2011 06:46 PM (/IES6)
No, fruitcake this time of year. welcome
Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2011 10:45 PM (MtwBb)
You get to clean up the dog shit.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:45 PM (F79HU)
Same difference.
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (34fpm)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (nl3VS)
Wait... he called his Mom to ask you out on his behalf???
There's a word for that, but I'm not sure it's "bold". Whatever works though, I guess...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (ICgYv)
Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 13, 2011 06:47 PM (gjy1/)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (SsG4J)
Jumping out of the boat and into the river to wrestle a monster anaconda (python?).
Someone told me, a few years ago, that Jim was Perkins' SIL. I wonder if that's true.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (piMMO)
As seen on Twitter - There is no doubt in my mind that Syria will be Islamist post-Assad.
Another "damned if we don't help overthrow Assad, damned if we do overthrow the chin-less bastard" scenario.
Those "Middle East realists" were not completely insane. Opressive dictatorships standing over fulminating conspiracy-minded Muslim Jew haters. What do you do? Keep the status quo, out of a desire for stability? Release the populace to be free, despite their yearning for something very much other than freedom? There's no right answer, really, though the underappreciated "massive airdrop of white trash whores" option has some appeal. Mostly it seems like those guys need to get laid, so their neocortexes can start to have some influence over their behavior.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 13, 2011 10:45 PM (cuAC0)
That's RACIST!
I'm dreaming of a BLACK Christmas!
Posted by: Louis Farakhan at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (nAvCW)
but hell i just went through the same bit with my dog last week and i'm still mad about all the cleaning, renting a carpet vac , and woah the smell.
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 10:45 PM (h+qn
Nope, it was perfect, you made me lol.
I am lucky, my dogs rarely get sick, my dumbass lab eats rocks, but boy does he get gassy, and his farts are the worst.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 06:48 PM (R21xD)
Someone call CAC! Quick
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 06:49 PM (piMMO)
And that's why a competent state dept would have been pressuing Assad for years to lay off of the republican (small r) dissidents while letting him do what he wants to to the Islamists.
Of course if the US government had a competent foreign policy, various Syrian and Iranian military bases would have been "accidentally" bombed after they started supporting the Iraqi "insurgency".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 06:49 PM (3aXbg)
Get a part time job at a daycare center. (No, assholes, the workers)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2011 10:21 PM (PddVe)
I thought you were talking about the single moms. But your way works too.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 13, 2011 06:49 PM (WCQp7)
We may be British, but we have sweeps month too.
Posted by: BBC at December 13, 2011 06:50 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 13, 2011 06:50 PM (cuAC0)
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 13, 2011 10:47 PM (34fpm)
Then you got to put this chrry in that beer glass using only your butt cheeks.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:50 PM (F79HU)
Who you callin' a troll?
Posted by: Trolly McUnderbridgedweller at December 13, 2011 06:50 PM (34fpm)
Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (nl3VS)
There's a word for that, but I'm not sure it's "bold". Whatever works though, I guess...
I called my mom to see if she would call Iran to ask for my drone back.
It's still in Iran.
Posted by: Barry the Bold at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (cuAC0)
Say, that's fine! Let me go down into the dungeon and unshackle the kids; they love this movie....
Posted by: B-B-B-Bing Crosby at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (8azcC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (ICgYv)
I hope those longstanding rumors about him aren't true.
No, he's not really Stan Laurel.
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2011 06:52 PM (j+Izh)
Part of the problem though is that the fascists like Assad can't completely crush Islamists like they could any other faction because of the nature of Islam.
So over time the only opposition becomes the Islamists, and when the regime falls...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 06:52 PM (3aXbg)
It's still in Iran.
Posted by: Barry the Bold at December 13, 2011 10:51 PM (7bTty)
I laughed out loud!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 06:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 13, 2011 06:53 PM (l8iDY)
I'm entirely serious. Islam simply cannot exist in the modern world. Hell, it couldn't coexist with the Byzantine Empire a thousand years ago. So we've got two options: a horrible world war with millions of deaths, or transform Islam into something that can live with the rest of the world.
To do that we've got to make Islam less Islamic. Christianize as many of them as possible, and secularize the rest. If Western secular liberals and Christian conservatives were actually working together on this project, it could be done in a single generation.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 06:54 PM (CmiKu)
And can anyone put me some knowledge on what to feed the dog for the runs, or remind me what night that was discussed cause she shit all over the living room.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (ICgYv)
Canned pumpkin and boiled white rice for the dog.
Prayers for gushie, she has had a rough month.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 13, 2011 06:54 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 06:54 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2011 10:53 PM (JMmQ9)
Paula Deen.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 06:55 PM (F79HU)
Exhibit #429 of why Hollowpoint will never understand women.
I'd feel like a complete pussybitch for leaving, then immediately calling to tell my Mom to ask for a girls number instead of just doing it myself.
But hey- if it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 06:56 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2011 06:56 PM (JMmQ9)
I'm entirely serious. Islam simply cannot exist in the modern world. Hell, it couldn't coexist with the Byzantine Empire a thousand years ago. So we've got two options: a horrible world war with millions of deaths, or transform Islam into something that can live with the rest of the world.
To do that we've got to make Islam less Islamic. Christianize as many of them as possible, and secularize the rest. If Western secular liberals and Christian conservatives were actually working together on this project, it could be done in a single generation.
I like your strategic objectives, but I doubt the efficacy of your tactics.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 06:57 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 10:49 PM (3aXbg)
Our foreign policy wrt to Syria and Lebanon has been messed up since the '80s. Granted, we couldn't do then in Lebanon what we should have due to the pressures of the Cold War and Congressional politicking, but the damage has already been done.
I haven't a clue what should be done in Syria, but this is certain - the Administration of the SCoaMF will act in a way that will hurt American security interests in the worst possible way.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 06:57 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)
I always felt sorry for Jim because he went out in the field to do all the hard and dangerous work while Marlin Perkins stayed in the nice studio doing the voice overs. Every once in a while he would do a little "watch out Jim!", but he really should have given Jim more credit.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 06:57 PM (uuOfy)
it will be did you hear willow say gushie shit on the rug?
no where did you here that, i dunno a couple of nights ago on the ONT.
well that bitxh .
i hate willow.
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 06:58 PM (h+qn8)
Besides, if anyone ever deserved a nine-iron to the mouth, it was Gary.
Posted by: Phillip Crosby at December 13, 2011 06:58 PM (8azcC)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 06:59 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 13, 2011 07:00 PM (CmiKu)
Yes, perhaps, but I like to think I was influenced in a positive way by the whole scenario. I didn't want to be the guy in the studio, just talking. I wanted to be the guy who did stuff. So I can't really complain about something that helped me form my character, in a positive way.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 07:01 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 10:59 PM (EjNp5)
Well the Stepford 2000 is a very popular model.
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 13, 2011 07:01 PM (/IES6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2011 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 13, 2011 07:03 PM (8azcC)
I always felt sorry for Jim
because he went out in the field to do all the hard and dangerous work
while Marlin Perkins stayed in the nice studio doing the voice overs.
Every once in a while he would do a little "watch out Jim!", but he
really should have given Jim more credit.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 10:57 PM (uuOfy)
That's exactly what I remember too. Funny.
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 07:03 PM (e6MoS)
Your points can help protect the polar bear's home.
Help us create a safe haven for polar bears by donating your points to Arctic Home. You'll get a virtual parcel as your home base for exploring the 3D Arctic environment and tracking real bears!
The received this in return:
Are you kidding me?!
I have had enough of corporate America capitalizing on AGW. It, and the companies who seek to profit from it, are shams.
Make the friggin soda and stop trying to shove your B.S. down my throat.
If not, there is always SodaStream.
I have seriously had it up.to.here. with this bullshit.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:03 PM (piMMO)
I hope those longstanding rumors about him aren't true.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 13, 2011 10:50 PM (cuAC0)
That he was Tim Tebow's dad?
Posted by: MrCaniac figuring what is the worst thing in the world is to the MBM at December 13, 2011 07:04 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 07:04 PM (h+qn8)
Got a link?
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 10:58 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 07:04 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 10:59 PM (EjNp5)
Does she have big cans and own a beer distributorship. If so, I could be quickly persuaded to fap to her.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 07:07 PM (uuOfy)
Got a link?
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 10:58 PM (2IW5Q)
Thank you! No sound yet (well, there were a few odd taps, maybe that's what Ewoks sound like when they're meditating before a show), but I'm tuned in to see if anything happens.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 07:08 PM (2IW5Q)
I hate that stuff too.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 13, 2011 11:05 PM (qjUnn)
I like regular Coke, and the silver cans pissed me off. I agree with Niedermeyer. Leave this bs alone.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:08 PM (R21xD)
Thank you! No sound yet (well, there were a few odd taps, maybe that's what Ewoks sound like when they're meditating before a show), but I'm tuned in to see if anything happens.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 11:08 PM (2IW5Q)
It was on for a minute and a half and then it cut out.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 07:09 PM (GULKT)
Looks like my son used a bit too much TP in the toilet (thanks Al Gore!).
I plunged for a while, and I can hear and see the water going down after a flush, but not real fast.
So...is the answer keep plunging away or...?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2011 07:09 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 11:04 PM (GULKT)
Do you need to sign in to hear it, or has it just not started yet?
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:10 PM (EjNp5)
Once you go Mexican, you'll never go back. Glass bottles. Real sugar. And yes, the bottles always look just the same. They reuse them.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 07:10 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2011 07:11 PM (mjR67)
Do you need to sign in to hear it, or has it just not started yet?
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 11:10 PM (EjNp5)
Nope. It was working and then it stopped.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 07:11 PM (GULKT)
If they ever send me any such email, they are gonna get a reply full of effin' knowledge right back at 'em. Last I heard, the damn polar bears were in the midst of a population explosion so extensive that they have started to migrate south and mate with Grizzlies, or something like that.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)
So...is the answer keep plunging away or...?
If it's going down it will eventually dissolve, wouldn't hurt to get yourself a plumbers snake to keep around the house which will work a lot better and faster than plunging.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:12 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 11:10 PM (2IW5Q)
The weird thing is, the Coke tasted different, I am not kidding. I guess they got enough complaints, they canceled the silver cans. This company must have a bunch of buffoons working there.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:13 PM (R21xD)
Unfortunately, yes. Keep plunging away and adding water to the bowl if needed.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 07:13 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2011 07:14 PM (j+Izh)
> Good evening, good people. Roasting chestnuts in front of a fire is still a lot of fun. Grandkids loved it.
Oh, you lucky old man.
We had a chestnut tree in the back yard, when I was 8. I gathered big brown grocery bags full for Thanksgiving.
I remember my ol' GranPere letting me use his sharp jackknife to cut the X on the rounded sides, and then gently roast them in the long-handled wire-mesh pop-corn popper basket, over the coals...
I loved him for his trust (I was a clumsy kid), as well as the smell and the taste of those nuts. It seems to me, the two of us ate most of them.
Some of them made it into the turkey stuffing.
Posted by: chunky at December 13, 2011 07:14 PM (5e0OJ)
Looks like my son used a bit too much TP in the toilet (thanks Al Gore!).
I plunged for a while, and I can hear and see the water going down after a flush, but not real fast.
So...is the answer keep plunging away or...?
TP dissolves. So yes, plunge (make sure you have a really good seal, which sometimes requires a really good plunger). Then wait a while. Then plunge. In a really bad case, maybe a snake, if you've got one. But mostly waiting and plunging ought to do it, if it was really only TP.
If you're stuck with one of those ridiculous tiny-tank toilets, plan a trip to Canada for a replacement, unless you want to pay that Japanese company some big bucks.
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 07:14 PM (2IW5Q)
Heh, i don't know, just don't look directly at her eyes, they look like they might have some Medusa powers.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:14 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 11:10 PM (2IW5Q)
'Twas a glorious day in Thorland when the man came strolling through the door, bearing Coke in bottles he found at Costco. A glorious day, indeed.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:15 PM (SsG4J)
Good call. Sulu's come down to sickbay in the middle of the night to have me patch up "love bite" lacerations in his neck more times than I can count. The bites usually match Chekov's dental records, weirdly enough, but you didn't hear that from me.
On the other hand, the ship's library computer has Stephanie Meyer and all her novels filed away in the database under "Literary Giants of the Early 21st Century".
It's amazing the entire goddamn fleet doesn't sparkle.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at December 13, 2011 07:15 PM (8azcC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 13, 2011 07:16 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:16 PM (npWmN)
'Twas a glorious day in Thorland when the man came strolling through the door, bearing Coke in bottles he found at Costco. A glorious day, indeed.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:15 PM (SsG4J)
IBC rootbeer in the bottle is most excellent. I buy it when Vons has it on sale, makes a yummy rootbeer float.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:17 PM (R21xD)
All that lens flare you guys underwent in your youth was close enough.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2011 07:18 PM (x4Jf3)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 13, 2011 07:18 PM (WCQp7)
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 07:18 PM (nAvCW)
willow says Gushie crapped all over the living room carpet, JJS is giving chemjeff stalking lessons, and plumbing lessons with way too much detail.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2011 11:01 PM (2IW5Q)
Yeah, building character and all that shit. That is always great until some alligator chomps off your hand, then you gotta get Marlin to come over a fap you off while you look at his pasty body. Real character building moment for me.
Posted by: Jim Fowler at December 13, 2011 07:19 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: chunky at December 13, 2011 07:20 PM (5e0OJ)
Theresa, that is awesome news, thanks for the update!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:20 PM (SsG4J)
It started again.
Patience. It takes a little time to get the universal translator set up for Ewok.
Posted by: Ace's PR Guy at December 13, 2011 07:20 PM (7bTty)
LOL!
I think they already sell that. It is labeled as Nyquil.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:21 PM (piMMO)
willow says Gushie crapped all over the living room carpet, JJS is giving chemjeff stalking lessons, and plumbing lessons with way too much detail.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:19 PM (SsG4J)
Its like that game where you whisper in the next persons ear and pass it on, and it ends up totally different. Kinda like the dem congress..
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:21 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2011 07:21 PM (2oBun)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:21 PM (npWmN)
Posted by: newly-arriving moron at December 13, 2011 07:21 PM (sHY5w)
Serious douchebaggery up-thread and now we're ranting about the polar bears.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:24 PM (SsG4J)
There's something about San Francisco that can turn even an 80 year old man into a raging hipster. And I don't believe for a second that George Takei doesn't like Twilight.
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 11:07 PM (tsC/
Speaking of Twilight , my favorite scene
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 07:26 PM (FIDMq)
And who left Chunky's nuts out where grandpa could make them into stuffing?
Guess we should send Willow over to clean that up, too.
Posted by: tcn at December 13, 2011 07:26 PM (hQX3k)
Don't care about the looks. What I want is someone who knows they are only the First Lady, and are content to go no further than that traditional role.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 13, 2011 07:26 PM (KXXIv)
Shut up and get back into that river. Those pirhanas aren't going to observe themselves, you know.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at December 13, 2011 07:26 PM (2IW5Q)
Maybe Chelsea can give them her dad's phone number.
Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2011 07:27 PM (6GvAC)
So Gushie liked to eat hummus
laced with mushroom type fungus
If she just drank some wine
and chose not to dine
She'd be able to hang out among us.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 13, 2011 07:27 PM (JKNDp)
Takei hates Twilight?
Talk about self-hating ...
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2011 07:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
Tim Tebow?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2011 07:29 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:29 PM (wsISD)
Its like that game where you whisper in the next persons ear and pass it on, and it ends up totally different. Kinda like the dem congress..
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 11:21 PM (R21xD)
Its called "Telephone." Last time I played I was reffing a girls HS game and we were trying to kill time until the national anthem started. After they started passing the phrase down the line, I was horrified that someone would end the game with something dirty. Fortunately common sense won the day and I lucked out and didn't get in trouble.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 13, 2011 07:30 PM (WCQp7)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 07:30 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: Phil Davis at December 13, 2011 07:31 PM (Ba7Wl)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:24 PM (SsG4J)
claymore? Rough on the plumbing, but gets the job done
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 07:32 PM (FIDMq)
Is it too much?? The young man is 19 and eats like he will never eat again. Thor can also pack it away.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:32 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at December 13, 2011 11:26 PM (2IW5Q)
Well put some Jergens on your dry chapped hands while I'm doing this you wrinkly, liver-spotted bastard.
Posted by: Jim Fowler at December 13, 2011 07:32 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:32 PM (SsG4J)
Don't forget ice cream...ala mode for the win!
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 07:33 PM (FIDMq)
Lame, I know....
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 07:34 PM (nAvCW)
Bullshit!
The last time the snake didn't work I called a plumber and spent about $100 for 5 minutes of work.
I've tried every chemical in the plumbing section and I have found only one that works every single time.
~$4.50 at Dollar General
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:35 PM (piMMO)
Ha. Fuck you.
Posted by: chunky at December 13, 2011 11:26 PM (5e0OJ)
A friend of mine said she got really drunk at the bar the other night and blew chunks.
I told her it was not a big deal, we all get sick sometimes and she said," No its not, chunks is my dog."
Sorry, old joke, still find it funny
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:35 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:36 PM (wsISD)
I didn't really pay that much attention to JJS's advice to chemjeff, the grocery store just doesn't seem like good hunting grounds. Maybe it's just the local one here.
Visiting uncles that I haven't seen in 27 years today, long day but well spent.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:38 PM (npWmN)
Theresa, yes, it's true; I hit that Mexican Coke, and I hit it hard. I hit that stuff like CAC hits the Christina Hendricks pics.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:38 PM (SsG4J)
Is it too much?? The young man is 19 and eats like he will never eat again. Thor can also pack it away.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:32 PM (SsG4J)
I say as long as you enjoy putting out such a nice spread and don't worry or stress over it - then it sounds like a nice dessert buffet! If you stress over it, then cut it back to one thing.
Posted by: someone at December 13, 2011 07:38 PM (bqjJT)
You need to go to Home Depot and get a new fill valve, they don't use the rubber ball thingy anymore and it's all nice and contained like this, only cost about $8 or so too.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:39 PM (EjNp5)
And, if it doesn't clear it you get to take a shower in the process.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:42 PM (piMMO)
I got nothing. Except that Chemjeff is a brave, brave man to be wading into the dating pool.
Really wish him the best of luck.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 07:42 PM (4q5tP)
Thank you! I am not stressed per se, I just have the typical Southern fear of not having enough food on hand! I have never met his young lady, and I want everything to be nice.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)
I got nothing. Except that Chemjeff is a brave, brave man to be wading into the dating pool.
Really wish him the best of luck.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 11:42 PM (4q5tP)
Yeah, I wish him luck too. I haven't talked myself into getting back into that game, maybe never will.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:43 PM (npWmN)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 11:40 PM (wsISD)
Don't you DARE put that terrier in the can again. No wonder we can't get this mess unclogged.
Posted by: tcn at December 13, 2011 07:43 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Alex at December 13, 2011 07:45 PM (+1TUS)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:45 PM (npWmN)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:46 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:46 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: tcn at December 13, 2011 07:47 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: tcn at December 13, 2011 07:48 PM (hQX3k)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:48 PM (npWmN)
I didn't date because I was a single mom and didn't really want folks around my teenage daughter.
Then I didn't date because I was working too much.
Then I didn't date because I was supporting my mom, emotionally and financially, and didn't have the energy. More, I didn't want to drag someone else into the drama.
Then I didn't date because I became very ill.
Then I didn't date because my mom died and I was a wreck.
Then I didn't date because I gained 30 pounds.
I'll give you 3 guesses as to whom I'm spending New Years Eve with.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:48 PM (piMMO)
I'll give you 3 guesses as to whom I'm spending New Years Eve with.
Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve and a bottle of Valu-Rite?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 07:51 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:51 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2011 07:51 PM (bxiXv)
The rest of us????
You can't help but be in great company wherever you are, lady, cuz there you are!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 07:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:52 PM (EjNp5)
I'll give you 3 guesses as to whom I'm spending New Years Eve with.
Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve and a bottle of Valu-Rite?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 11:51 PM (4q5tP)
Cmon, are they going to wheel him out again? Thats just cruel
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 13, 2011 07:52 PM (FIDMq)
Give them their distance.
I don't know where you are, but in Florida, they are serious carriers of rabies. And, not all rabies results in foaming at the mouth. The form we tend to see around here is even more cruel: It paralyzes them.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:53 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 11:48 PM (piMMO)
So...see you here New Years Eve?
OK, I really am out now. I need to stop scrolling down when I sign off, it just delays the inevitable. Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 13, 2011 07:54 PM (npWmN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 11:48 PM
I'll bring my fedora.
Posted by: Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute at December 13, 2011 07:54 PM (yhp6s)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2011 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)
I'll keep you company on the ONT. I'll be in a hotel room drinking while my husband stays up all night gambling. Yeah, I'm bitter.
Posted by: mpfs
Aren't you the gambler? Why are you sitting this one out?
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 07:54 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:55 PM (wsISD)
You are just too lovable.
I bet there's a Care Bear named after you.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:55 PM (EjNp5)
Cmon, are they going to wheel him out again? Thats just cruel
Dick Clark is cyrogenically preserved between NYE broadcasts. I'll be getting watching a Big Bang Theory marathon. For the dating tips.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 07:56 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Stuppid Libs at December 13, 2011 11:50 PM (gt8ZF)
I've been cornered by a macaroon once.
Posted by: An Even More Stupid Lib at December 13, 2011 07:56 PM (S32DR)
So...see you here New Years Eve?
OK, I really am out now. I need to stop scrolling down when I sign off, it just delays the inevitable. Later roonz and roonettez!Yep! And good night GGE.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2011 07:56 PM (piMMO)
I am very particular about what comes in contact with my bum.
Totos are some fine toilets. I wish I had one at home
I looked them up after i saw your comment, they do look pretty spiffy.
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 07:57 PM (EjNp5)
I've already spent a lifetime of New Years Eve's partying my ass off, getting drunk and acting like a damn fool, so I'm happy to spend it in my cozy apartment by myself, with my rum and Coke, snacks, TV, and the ONT. Sometimes my apt. manager, who is also a very good friend of mine, comes by to have a drink with me.
New Year's Day's a bigger day for my family, anyway, at my sister's house eating all kinds of goodies and watching college bowl games.
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 07:58 PM (nAvCW)
I have not made it to new years for at least ten years, I always fall asleep. And I live in Vegas. Have never made it to the strip to party.
Always had to work, so wanted to be far away from that crazy shit.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 07:58 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Zakn at December 13, 2011 07:59 PM (q/891)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 07:59 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: mpfs
You could play the slots with a big ol' bucket of nickles (quarters?) Cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 08:00 PM (4q5tP)
The mind, it boggles. We could make everyone bring their guitars (and any other musical instruments) and load up on Valu-Rite, Mexican Coke and pudding.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2011 08:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2011 08:02 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 08:05 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2011 08:06 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 08:06 PM (wsISD)
She does and that is one of the reasons she rides a horse when she has the time, because it helps her. They announced this when he became head of the Olympics - almost 10 years ago. I would really be surprised if she has had plastic surgery as some have said. She has lived a good, healthy lifestyle. Their Christmas card with all their children and their grandchildren is adorable. I don't know where you can pull it up, but it's worth a look.
Posted by: ex pat at December 13, 2011 08:06 PM (rsOPT)
Alton, I'ma give you some very, very good advice, so listen up.
Learn how to play that thang.
I'm sure Mrs Jackson is a very happy woman anyway, but you will both thank me for this advice.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Alex at December 13, 2011 08:09 PM (+1TUS)
Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2011 08:10 PM (wsISD)
Posted by: The Dude at December 13, 2011 08:13 PM (M8yfa)
Mormons have a lot of cute everything. I don't know too many, but I have always been suspicious that they drown the ugly ones early on, since I have never met an ugly one. (Harry Reid notwithstanding)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 08:17 PM (nAvCW)
Mormons have a lot of cute everything. I don't know too many, but I have always been suspicious that they drown the ugly ones early on, since I have never met an ugly one. (Harry Reid notwithstanding)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:14 AM (SsG4J)
No, I grew up with a lot of ugly ones. Not talking looks.
But I guess there is that with all groups.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:18 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:22 PM (R21xD)
Speaking of Boobehs,, saw an interesting program on BBC tonight/lastnight. BBW was the name and jiggly was the game.. actually thought after the initial gigglage wore off you felt sorry for them having to carry 'em around..
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 08:22 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 08:25 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:32 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Stuppid Libs at December 13, 2011 08:34 PM (gt8ZF)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2011 08:36 PM (5SiB/)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 14, 2011 12:36 AM (5SiB/)
Thats good to know.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:38 PM (R21xD)
lou, I agree, there's bad in every bunch. I have only ever met beautiful, almost-too-goot-to-be-true Mormons, but I'm sure they have their fair share of asshats.
Dude, that is COOL!!
Am not clicking on Nashville Pussy Going Down, I just am not.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:41 PM (SsG4J)
lou, I agree, there's bad in every bunch. I have only ever met beautiful, almost-too-goot-to-be-true Mormons, but I'm sure they have their fair share of asshats.
Dude, that is COOL!!
Am not clicking on Nashville Pussy Going Down, I just am not.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:41 AM (SsG4J)
Yeah, I have been talking to myself for the longest time, tee hee.
A few mormons in my family, love em.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:43 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:45 PM (SsG4J)
Until we have a president that doesn't think giving secret high tech equipment to the enemy is a good idea, rather then destroy it I would suggest we go back to the balsa wood drones with e-camera mounted on them..
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 08:46 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:41 AM (SsG4J)
yeah, got a couple grand in stuff sitting in front of me. Not bad for looking under my parent's stairs
Posted by: The Dude at December 13, 2011 08:48 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:45 AM (SsG4J)
I suppose. I was a bitch the other night, not my proudest moment.
But it happens, got a little drunk and went off on eman. I did apologize, however.
What ya gonna do.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:49 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:50 PM (SsG4J)
Did you really? I didn't notice. Did he have it coming?? Men do sometimnes, you know. Unlike us perfect little angels, right?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2011 08:53 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:41 AM (SsG4J)
They rock, Tams.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2011 08:53 PM (Bu1kF)
I don't know too many, but I have always been suspicious that they drown the ugly ones early on, since I have never met an ugly one.
They keep them all in Monticello, Ut.
Posted by: garrett knows ugly mormons at December 13, 2011 08:55 PM (Bu1kF)
Evening MissTammy,, yeah I'll have to make sure Robert hears about that one.. and it was only a couple channels down from the one I had been watching (big bang theory),, so finding a wonderful program like that was quite by accident...
It was informative as well, telling the problems of bra's being able to hold up the jiggly delights while not being to viable. The also had their friends walk around with two 5lbs bags of sugar strapped to them so they could experience the back breaking effect. It was not only delightful to watch it was very informative..
I'm just a sucker for teh knowledge...heehee..
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 08:56 PM (KZLoo)
Hi, yankee5th! I didn't realize there was any question about that. I thinks he looks like an exact cross between the both of 'em. And got the worst of each, unfortunately.
garrett, seriously??? It isn't a trap???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 08:56 PM (SsG4J)
I'm glad others are posting here right now besides the smelly, troll-y one. My scrolling finger was getting tired passing up its posts.
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 08:56 PM (nAvCW)
Did you really? I didn't notice. Did he have it coming?? Men do sometimnes, you know. Unlike us perfect little angels, right?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)
No, I was a drunk and I don't understand the references thrown out sometimes.
Just a high school graduate, tee hee.
But yes, I am a angel.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 08:58 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2011 08:59 PM (loM0R)
I'm glad others are posting here right now besides the smelly, troll-y one. My scrolling finger was getting tired passing up its posts.
Posted by: Theresa at December 14, 2011 12:56 AM (nAvCW)
Thanks, I cant do much more, and wont, tee hee.
Yeah, that guy was pissin me off, wont watch the good wife ever...
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 09:02 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2011 11:40 PM (sHY5w)
See, there's a right way and a wrong way to do this. No one wants to see some dude's hairy ass pumping away and otherwise obscuring the view. That's the wrong way.
But if she was riding on top, moaning and thrashing about, then viewers could see this female specimen in all her glory. That's the right way.
And good evening again.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:02 PM (4ixH5)
I do actually like them. They look more like Jacksonville Pussy to me, though.
Bers and Robert need to see that leather on lead.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:04 PM (SsG4J)
Hubble spacecraft and hilly maybe??? anyhoo your right she has none of Billy's charm or good looks so she can't be his...
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 09:05 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: I Agree More With Pam at December 13, 2011 09:06 PM (iURW8)
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2011 01:05 AM (4ixH5)
[Facepalm]
Brought us all together. Brought us...DOH!
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:07 PM (4ixH5)
garrett, is the bass player a girl or a guy?
She's much better looking as a brunette.
I saw them, here, about two months ago. Good old fashioned rock and roll.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2011 09:07 PM (Bu1kF)
chick with leather? ....it better be a chick. lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 13, 2011 09:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:06 AM (SsG4J)
I've know of sleep walking.
I've heard of sleep eating.
Is there such a thing as sleep...uh...ya know.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:08 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:50 AM (SsG4J)
yeah and they are very effective in using the donations
Posted by: The Dude at December 13, 2011 09:08 PM (M8yfa)
My guess is that the girls are together and the lead singer is whatever the female equivalent of a beard is.
Thor is going to get some Nashville Pussy in his stocking, I can't resist.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:11 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The Dude at December 13, 2011 09:12 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 09:13 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 13, 2011 09:14 PM (Og1Kk)
The human body...it is most horrifying!
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:14 PM (4ixH5)
Probably not totally unfeasible,, you've heard of sleep walking so sex rocking wouldn't be that far fetched..
Evening Robert,, if you don't have the BBC channel you want to be getting it..and I'm not talking Dr Who but whooo hoooo...
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 09:14 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 14, 2011 12:53 AM (loM0R)
You make the call.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 09:15 PM (uuOfy)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 14, 2011 01:14 AM (Og1Kk)
Woof!
Rrrrrrnnnngggggg....
Posted by: Irish Wolfhound at December 13, 2011 09:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:14 AM (KZLoo)
Evenin', Bean!
Dude...I should've DVR'd it, shouldn't I?
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:17 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 14, 2011 01:13 AM (4q5tP)
And he nutted into Hilary. He actually had sex with her by choice.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 13, 2011 09:17 PM (uuOfy)
You make the call.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 14, 2011 01:15 AM (uuOfy)
Gaaaahhh!!!! My eyes!!!!111111!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 09:17 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jimmah at December 13, 2011 09:19 PM (TMeYE)
History channel doing another God debunking show. Yawn.
Why do they keep doing these shows if they don't believe?
They will be doing this until the end of times, or Tebow wins a superbowl, whichever comes first.
I need to make a treat for hubby's Christmas party, thinking peanut butter fingers.
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 09:19 PM (R21xD)
The Web Hubbell pic - Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
Thank you, Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2011 09:20 PM (4q5tP)
My guess is that the girls are together and the lead singer is whatever the female equivalent of a beard is.""
I didn't realize it was nashville pussy you were talking about. Yeah the bass player is a tall chick, and the singer dude and other chick guitar player are married if I remember right. I actually hung with them one night when they we're touring with motorhead a few years back. I was on motorheads guest list, soo...
Posted by: Berserker at December 13, 2011 09:20 PM (FMbng)
Thor is going to get some Nashville Pussy in his stocking, I can't resist.
'Let Them Eat Pussy' is a great record...(of course, it is out of print on vinyl).
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2011 09:20 PM (Bu1kF)
NTTIAWWT
Just not mine.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2011 09:23 PM (ENKCw)
Yes, but who did she hang with.... her husband or the bass player???
Are you ever gonna spill the beans, Mr Guest List??? (Rhetorical question, no need to answer!) You and Lib Reader probably know each other well.
garrett, is that their best? He'd probably like the cover, if nothing else.....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2011 09:27 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:31 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:32 PM (SsG4J)
Great Christmas Cookie
Put this on here last year, but it is easy to make and worth it.
Scotcheroos
1 cup sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup Jif creamy peanut butter
6 cups rice crispies
1/2 package chocolate & 1/2 package butterscotch chips, buy the good ones!
Melt the sugar and corn syrup in pan till it comes to a moderate boil. Remove from heat and add the peanut butter.
Stir in the rice crispies.
Spead in a cake pan.
Melt the chips on a double boiler or in the microwave until melted. Don't overcook.
Spead the melted chips on top, wait till it is cooled, and cut.
Yummy.
Night all, God Bless
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 09:34 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:36 PM (EjNp5)
When we were on vacation and for quite awhile after we were married, I'd ask Thor to go get me a fountain coke or something at what he considered to be odd times. Took him awhile to figure out why I was making him leave.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:36 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:36 AM (SsG4J)
Cause you had a raging caffeine addiction?
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:42 PM (EjNp5)
I think it may be what caused my raging caffeine addiction, lol.
bean, you need to try and make my chocolate peanut butter pie, too, it's easy. No real pie crust or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:43 PM (SsG4J)
Goodnight &Thanks all, spead=spread, yeah, I fucked it up twice, tee hee.
Damn you capt morgan and cokes..
Posted by: lous a girl at December 13, 2011 09:43 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:45 PM (EjNp5)
Amen, boog; some darn things need to be kept private. VERY private.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:47 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: booger at December 13, 2011 09:48 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:43 AM (SsG4J)
God help anyone who gets between me and my coffee.
Dude...the best way to unseat the Bumbler In Chief. Whispering campaign implying Obamacare puts strict limits on caffeine intake. Cue full on rebellion!
i had a gf once who couldn't care less about bathroom privacy, i'd be shaving and she'd saunter right in and take care of business. It amazed me because i have to have the door shut and locked and the fan going so no one can hear any extraneous noises that may occur.
Posted by: booger at December 14, 2011 01:42 AM (EjNp5)
Is it me or there some kind of weird trend that some people buy into that dictates that greater committment comes from watching your girlfriend piss?
Seems to take a lot of the mystique out of a woman's nethers.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:49 PM (4ixH5)
I remember finding it pretty funny when I hit middle school (Jr. high back in my day) and having girlfriends freaking out about changing into gym clothes and showering after PE in front of other girls. No big deal to me.
Posted by: Theresa at December 13, 2011 09:55 PM (nAvCW)
Posted by: GamerFromJump at December 13, 2011 09:56 PM (p0oCX)
Ohh that sounds good,, lay it on me...
and my din din will be Pot Roast with twice baked potatoes (garlic green onion chedder cheese sour cream butter heavy cream) and rolls, bought not made...I made it for Thanksgiving late dinner and the girls loved it so much they wanted it again for Christmas...
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 09:57 PM (KZLoo)
There is some kind of weird goin' on there alright, but I don't think it has anything to do with commitment. I don't want anyone watching me brushing my teeth or anything dealing with upkeep, either.
Bathing is different, of course, but you will be asked to help me reach parts I am unable to or am bashful about reaching myself.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 09:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:58 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:58 AM (SsG4J)
Like your...mutant monkey tail that you try to keep secret?
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 09:59 PM (4ixH5)
Bean, here ya go. Don't let the length of this post scare you, it's all easy steps.
HUSBAND BAIT
Graham Cracker Crust
1 cup graham cracker crumbs
(about 15 individual crackers)
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter,
cut into pieces, softened
Filling
8 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 cup creamy peanut butter (do not use
old-fashioned or freshly ground)
1 cup confectionerÂ’s sugar
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
1/2 cup heavy cream, well chilled
Fudge Topping
1/2 cup heavy cream
6 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped
1. Graham Cracker Crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F, with a
rack in the lower third.
In a medium bowl, combine the graham cracker crumbs, sugar and butter until well blended. Press evenly into a buttered
9-inch pie pan, reaching up to but not over the rim. Bake until lightly
browned, about 10 minutes.
Cool the crust completely on a wire rack.
2. Filling:
Beat the cream cheese and peanut butter with an electric
mixer at medium speed until well blended.
Add the confectionersÂ’
sugar, butter and vanilla and continue beating until fluffy.
3. Whip the cream until not quite stiff. Fold a large spoonful of the
whipped cream into the peanut butter mixture to lighten it; gently
fold in the remainder. Carefully spoon the filling into the cooled
crust, spreading evenly. Loosely cover the pie and refrigerate until
firm, about 3 hours. (You can put it in the freezer, if youÂ’d like to
speed it up.)
4. Fudge Topping: Bring the cream to a simmer in a small, heavy
saucepan. Add the chocolate and stir until smooth. Set aside to
cool to lukewarm. Gently spread the topping over the cooled pie.
Refrigerate until firm, about 3 hours.
(This pie can be made 1
day ahead; cover it loosely with wax paper or plastic wrap
and refrigerate.)
5. Cut the pie into wedges and serve cold.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:06 PM (SsG4J)
Oh and I left out the most important ingredient in the potatoes,, BACON....
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:06 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 02:06 AM (SsG4J)
*Tugs yer tail*
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:07 PM (4ixH5)
DITTO!!
Oh and I left out the most important ingredient in the potatoes,, BACON..
Those are magic words, bean. Magic falling-in-love words. Tread softly on my heart, kind sir.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 02:06 AM (KZLoo)
*Finds himself suddenly awash in warm feelings*
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:09 PM (4ixH5)
I'm actually quite a good cook, having learned from the best.. my mom.. I just don't do it enough...
does that work as honey bait as well??? or do I need to shake up the recipe??
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:10 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:12 PM (4ixH5)
Call it PMS Tamer or something....cuz it will.
Hi jc!!!!! Been busy lately? You seem quiet/absent.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:13 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 10:16 PM (4ixH5)
Bacon
Bacon Bacon Bacon BaconBacon
Bacon
Whoops I'm not suppose to instigate am I???
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:17 PM (KZLoo)
Watch out for flying poo.
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2011 02:16 AM (4ixH5)
=====
Hoo Flung Dung?
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 10:19 PM (ufJKx)
Darn you, I was going to do this when you started checking me for ticks, but I was trying to maintain Ace's dignity.
I was also going to tell you that checking for ticks is a euphemism for something else in the South, but I am behaving myself.
And while I am trying my best to be good, bean is waving his bacon all around.
Y'all are incorrigible, you really are!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:22 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 02:13 AM (SsG4J)
===
just trying to keep a life on track.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 10:22 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Zakn at December 13, 2011 10:24 PM (q/891)
Good for you. I'm trying to stay up while the man edits, but he done fell asleep on the couch again, so I might just head on upstairs and settle in for the evening.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 02:22 AM (SsG4J)
========
then quit incorrigen them.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 10:25 PM (ufJKx)
Lu Pu flung dung
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 02:23 AM (KZLoo)
===
cousins
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 10:27 PM (ufJKx)
bean started in waving his bacon without any icorrigenment at all.
And Robert ought never to have brought up my mutant monkey tail, regardless of any incorrigenment on my part. Tweren't gentlemanly of him, the tail-tugging cad.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:29 PM (SsG4J)
Well, I was just about to corig you in to going to FanFest next year!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2011 10:38 PM (OhenJ)
Posted by: The Cowardly Lion at December 13, 2011 10:40 PM (4ixH5)
I can't possibly imagine what it would be. lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 13, 2011 10:48 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2011 10:52 PM (OhenJ)
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:55 PM (KZLoo)
No ticks to be found, not that I had any help lookin'....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Phelps at December 13, 2011 10:58 PM (8eyQP)
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:58 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 10:59 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 10:59 PM (SsG4J)
So you could say that...Primpin' ain't eazay?!?
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:00 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 02:59 AM (SsG4J)
It involves the finest coffee bean in the world.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:01 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 02:59 AM (KZLoo)
It's weakness being cast out.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:02 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 03:02 AM (SsG4J)
Double beans!
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:04 PM (SsG4J)
Hey Hey Hey... Robert was too easy on youz all....
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:05 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:07 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 13, 2011 11:08 PM (/IES6)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2011 11:09 PM (OhenJ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 03:07 AM (SsG4J)
For one, I'd always be showing off my hot little ass. Haaiiiiiiiii!
the ewok is currently awake and active on the Ben Howe thread.
Posted by: Mætenloch at December 14, 2011 03:08 AM (/IES6)
Tell him to stop in here. Bring coffee.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:11 PM (4ixH5)
Well, who's to blame you? If I had one, I'd probably show it off, too. Not near as vulgar as flaunting other parts. Why is that??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 13, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
Nope. I have a few decent parts, but that ain't one of them. Classic case of Caucasian Flatsy Ass.
Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at December 13, 2011 11:18 PM (SsG4J)
and I only drink Green Mountain Coffee,, as it's from a socially conscious bean basher corp that's not teh evil....
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:18 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:20 PM (SsG4J)
I only like iced mochas, so you'd think I wouldn't even be able to tell the difference, but it was teh sux.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:23 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:25 PM (4ixH5)
No seriously...I mean, it ain't gonna give you nightmares, but it's nothin'. I could probably trick you in to thinking it was something when I was belly dancing, but it's nothing, trust me.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 5 times. at December 13, 2011 11:27 PM (wY55N)
You should of had the bake bean coffee in Boston... and I agree with DD coffee, it bothers my stomach..
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:28 PM (KZLoo)
What kind did you like best? I do like Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf's Houseblend, but I am not sure what it actually is, I mean as far as what country it is, if it even is foreign.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:28 PM (4ixH5)
Well, I went to apply for the 501c3 paperwork and IRS agent insisted that I sit in the chair in her cubicle. So I tried to explain the that truly assless can't actually sit and before I got more than about 7 words out she called security and out on the street I went.
Well that really pissed me off. So I called all my friends together and I started to form a protest. We were taking nominations for what to do when the bunch of 'em just jumped to a consensus that we really need to to do a sit in.
And that was the end of my attempts to help the assless.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:29 PM (ufJKx)
Bean, me TOO! I have a cast iron stomach, believe you me, nothing ever bother sit, but that stuff gave me heartburn!
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:30 PM (SsG4J)
Ethan, Seth? I don't think so.. It's real name is green mountain coffee roasters and it really is a good company to work for,, benefits et all
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:30 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 03:28 AM (SsG4J)
Hhhmmm...I never really remembered the names. It was all pretty good.
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:31 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 03:29 AM (ufJKx)
How about transplanting monkey asses?
Posted by: Robert at December 13, 2011 11:32 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 13, 2011 11:34 PM (wY55N)
Robert, I'd be tempted, but Thor doesn't seem to mind my lack of a booty. He's pretty much a boob man, which surprises me just a little, because his One True Love had a beautiful rear end, if I remember correctly. Flat chested, but a really pretty bottom.
That sound you just heard is my filters engaging again, because her rear end reminded me of something.
Anyway, is it rude of us not to be in Ace's thread? Because you know they are screaming at each other by now, and I am tired of it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:36 PM (SsG4J)
Now you know why cops are such hard asses... drinking that shit and fermenting sugar on top... oh yeah baby...
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:36 PM (Ckja/)
Posted by: The Dude at December 13, 2011 11:39 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 03:29 AM (ufJKx)
How about transplanting monkey asses?
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2011 03:32 AM (4ixH5)
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Unfortunately all the available monkey asses are either needed in D.C. or they are obligated to fight with each other at the AoSHQ.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:40 PM (ufJKx)
I told y'all that female cop they called in when I got attacked accused me of trying to make a racial incident out of it. And she was Long Beach PD, no less.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:42 PM (SsG4J)
Cool,, they were a rowdy lot which wouldn't be tolerated by the libnanytards in charge.
And they pulled off one of the greatest upsets, in the northern war, at Ticonderoga. bloodless with out a shot being fired I believe,.
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:42 PM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 03:36 AM (SsG4J)
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could be. drop a plumb bob from my shoulders and it is guaranteed to hit heels w/o encountering any other part of me.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:42 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 03:36 AM (SsG4J)
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could be. drop a plumb bob from my shoulders and it is guaranteed to hit heels w/o encountering any other part of me.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 03:42 AM (ufJKx)
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strangely enough, even tho I got no ass, I still get plumber's crack. and people said I'd never have a talent.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:45 PM (ufJKx)
I am truly getting so fatigued by all the ugliness I seldom even go in the political posts any more. The fighting and the Ronulans are exhausting.
it is guaranteed to hit heels w/o encountering any other part of me.
When I am dancing regularly, I can manage a tad more than that, but it's not shapely.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 13, 2011 11:50 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 13, 2011 11:51 PM (SsG4J)
I am truly getting so fatigued by all the ugliness I seldom even go in the political posts any more. The fighting and the Ronulans are exhausting.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 03:48 AM (SsG4J)
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But at least it is really stooopit and pointless. So it has that going for it.
Weirdly enough I think they all believe that it is their duty to get everyone to see everything their way cuz the other guy's candidate is doomed to lose in a landslide. Must be nice to be so right all the time.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:53 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 03:51 AM (SsG4J)
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I manage to make them only be baggy in the back. ;-))
No, I have the whole over-50 ginger thing going on -- little pudgy tummy like the baby boy about 8 months old and no ass at all.
Posted by: jc at December 13, 2011 11:57 PM (ufJKx)
For sure GMB,, lets see we have the little commie socialist Bernardo Sandenee from Brooklyn and we had Dr Howard da coward Dean and eacs from da city NYC. and probably 69-74% of our st.government is from there... we didn't build a wall and we now are paying...Ethan knew.. and Vermont almost became a nation instead of state. oh well..
Posted by: beanervt at December 13, 2011 11:58 PM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Berserker at December 13, 2011 11:59 PM (FMbng)
No kidding. It's unbelievable. Of course, it's an ugly situation; I get the Conservatives who hate that we might get Romney or Newt, I am a rabid Con myself.
What I don't get are the ones who say the refuse to vote for a RINO.
I mean, yes, I get it; it's just Obama-lite, and I hate it, too, but lite is still better than Full Strength. And we can keep a RINO in check with a Conservative Congress, so VOTE damn it! ABO, baby, ABO.
Well, ABO and ABKFD, but mostly ABO.
Darn, here I am dragging politics in to an ONT, my apologies.
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 12:00 AM (SsG4J)
Oh yeah we got them. They vote democrat too.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:01 AM (FMbng)
I think it's more like wishing for fine ass and coffee, bers!
Whatcha up to?
Posted by: Tammy al' Arseless at December 14, 2011 12:01 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 14, 2011 12:02 AM (wY55N)
Well I was wet sanding dad's guitar. I did the finish yesterday and today, it came out stellar. He's gonna frigging shit when he sees it.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:04 AM (FMbng)
I keep hoping that's why we got Obumbles, to wake us up before it's too late.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:04 AM (SsG4J)
I bet it did!!! And I know he's going to be crazy happy with it. Did you say it was the first guitar you played?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:06 AM (SsG4J)
Heh, Thor's a brunette, not a Ginger, but he's getting a belly on him now, too. He's 55. His is cute. It's not fair, men can get away with being fat, much more so than women.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:09 AM (SsG4J)
I really pulled a miracle on this. It looks way better than I expected.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:11 AM (FMbng)
I really pulled a miracle on this. It looks way better than I expected.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 04:11 AM (FMbng)
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Congrats big guy. Your story makes me happy. What a truly wonderful present.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 12:13 AM (ufJKx)
Well, truly, you had a lot of emotion invested in it, Berserker, and that makes a lot of difference, especially when you're already doing something you have a lot of passion for. I'm sure you do great work anyway, but this was even more special.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:16 AM (SsG4J)
barky is waking some folks up. A seemingly weak repub challenge is waking even more up. But I think the final wake up call is still a few years away. No reason, just my unimagitive opinion.
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 14, 2011 12:17 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:19 AM (FMbng)
How old when you first showed an interest, then how old when you got more serious about it and started in playing and practicing constantly?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:20 AM (SsG4J)
OH, I hope you have a camera/vid cam around when he sees it!!!! And how awesome that his friends will be able to see it, as well! How long have you been restoring?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:24 AM (SsG4J)
How old when you first showed an interest, then how old when you got more serious about it and started in playing and practicing constantly?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 04:20 AM (SsG4J)
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I was a late starter @ 20.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 12:29 AM (ufJKx)
well since my father was a player I was always around it, so I had an interest very young. I started when I was around 7, played what dad showed me, learned a few things, kinda wandered with it until I was 12. About that time I heard the sabbath paranoid album, heard that massive guitar sound in iron man and that was it, I knew where I wanted to go with it, so I started playing a few hours a day .By the time I was 15 I was playing Kiss, and Rush, and then the British wave of metal was just starting, so I threw myself into that, and by the time I was 18 I was in the metal clubs, and was playing a solid 5 hours a day for the next 25 years. Yeah, pissed my whole life away on it, but fuck I would do it ALL over again. lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:33 AM (FMbng)
Oh yeah, I will be taking a vid of that. One of the cool things is one of his friends that will be there was around when he bought the guitar in 1958, and asked him not too long ago what ever happened to the guitar.
Well as far as restoring goes, I don't do all that much of it because I mostly build. I DO know how to do it, but I just ended up building rather than restoring, but these days it seems to be 50-50, half restoring, half building. Lately I have been doing whatever comes up. I guess I have been building for 5 years, but I started to learn the repair/restore thing probably 25 years ago, and it was mostly on the side. The last 6 or 7 years I started to focus heavy on it, because I stopped doing the harleys, although I do still do those once in a while.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:43 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 04:29 AM (SsG4J)
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sometimes it's blues
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 12:44 AM (ufJKx)
Hey CJ,, did I hear your signed up for Dancing? that should combine a bunch of needs,, exercise, wimmenz and more wimmenz...
GMB, yes there's still patriots out and about, most are the vocal minority and are of the "doing is better then talking" mindset so you won't see them,, but they'll be there for the shooting.. as all real Independent freedom lovers will..
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 12:44 AM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:46 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 14, 2011 12:48 AM (s7mIC)
I grabbed my Grandma's guitar when I was about 4, but when I started kindergarten, the teachers constantly slapped my left hand to keep me from using it and it really hindered my inclination, lol! I got interested again when I was about 11, but I just never really got that huge bug that made me want to sit down for hours and play. I love music, I couldn't live without it, but I am not a musician.
Y'all are clearly musicians!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:49 AM (SsG4J)
Hi chemjeff!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)
Cool,, is it through school or private dance studio? and most important just have fun and meet chicks and learn how to not step on toes... and you'll do good.
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 12:52 AM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:53 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 04:46 AM (FMbng)
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anything in particular?
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 12:54 AM (ufJKx)
Pretty freaking perfect!!! Like it was meant to be, that's amazing.
Is restoring harder or building form scratch? I suppose it varies, depending. Do you prefer the building? You seem to really love rescuing!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 12:54 AM (SsG4J)
Not sure JC, I think he's gravitating towards some $150 pos, or less. Probably like a squire bass. I would rather see him with one of the ibanez basses that they made a few years back that people raved about. You can find those pretty cheap. He doesn't want anything spectacular seeing he'll only occasionally use it for recording.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 12:59 AM (FMbng)
This
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 14, 2011 04:56 AM (wY55N)
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Y'ever try to tell a lefty that in a quiet way? I tried a few times with a friend of mine. He could never get an inkling of what I was trying to tell him. Finally I just said 'I will never be a slave.' I still don't think he got it.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 12:59 AM (ufJKx)
I probably ought to confess to you that I have an autoharp. And I love that sucker too. David practically goes off on me every time I play it. Does a Jersey boy even know what an autoharp is???
He gets very frustrated with me, which is why I have never really been able to learn much from him. He's an awesome teacher, lots of patience, but he just can't get over me not doing the time. I ought to be a helluva lot better than I am, but I am content with just being able to accompany myself singing, for teh most part.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:02 AM (SsG4J)
To leftys this life is all they have. A 90 inch tv is more important than anything else. No, I do not think leftys are capable of understanding this concept.
Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 6 times. at December 14, 2011 01:04 AM (wY55N)
You can count me in, I am spoiling for a fight. It's kind of horrifying but I am ready. It's getting to be about time. My ancestors didn't put up with any shit, and I'm not gonna start in taking it, either. My mama and daddy didn't raise any cowards.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:07 AM (SsG4J)
Restoring is harder, it can be a bitch because sometimes you are doing serious damage control, and you also have to take stuff apart too, and acoustic guitars aren't bolted together, so that means taking apart glue joints, or working through the sound hole, etc.
Building can be a bitch sometimes, but its more time consuming than anything. Restoring can be tricky.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:07 AM (FMbng)
we'll see how it goes, I don't normally do things like this so I'm a little anxious
Hi MissTammy
Posted by: chemjeff at December 14, 2011 01:08 AM (s7mIC)
I never thought about that....how do you?? Do you pry it or dissolve the glue or....?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:10 AM (SsG4J)
You can also remind them the government trained the majority of those that will protect freedom.. that really shakes their plastic face support of the Military...
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:11 AM (Ckja/)
Yea, but it's a pretty hick instrument, and y'all are so sophisticated and citified up yonder....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:11 AM (SsG4J)
Not sure JC, I think he's gravitating towards some $150 pos, or less. Probably like a squire bass. I would rather see him with one of the ibanez basses that they made a few years back that people raved about. You can find those pretty cheap. He doesn't want anything spectacular seeing he'll only occasionally use it for recording.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 04:59 AM (FMbng)
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please god, used on ebay before a squire. ==
I agree that Ibanez makes some nice basses for a good price.
Another bass that can be had for minimal bux and is likely to be worth it are the mexican fender zones -- they are light weight, play fast like a jazz, have P/J pickups and with active electronics they are a real nice bass.
A real sleeper if you can find one is an American Hamer Cruisebass. [I've seen 'em cheap, so don't be too worried about the price of this one] (Hamer makes a lot of shit and imports a lot from asia somewhere so you have to watch your p's & q's - the American ones have set necks and fully adjustable bridges -- if you even think about one, be sure to look one up on line to recognize the right ones)
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 01:12 AM (ufJKx)
You got more balls then me when it comes to that area... but do follow through as that will break the ice for you and always give you a tool that the ladies love,, the dance i'm talking...
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:14 AM (Ckja/)
so I'm a little anxious
chemjeff, don't be. Keep an open mind, don't be hard in yourself ( this is hard for you I know!) and be nice to the homely girls, too. It won't hurt you to learn to dance with a few, think of it as practice.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:15 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Zakn at December 14, 2011 01:17 AM (q/891)
yeah I know, I told him no way on the indonesian pieces of fucking shit made in hut #43. I like the mexican fenders, they really aren't bad for the money. He really has no clue how shitty the cheap shitty stuff can be.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:19 AM (FMbng)
and they won't slap ya when your checking/pressing/fondling the boobeh either... right MissT?? They be happy for the attention.. just don't let them cling..
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:20 AM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Zakn at December 14, 2011 01:20 AM (q/891)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 05:15 AM (SsG4J)
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I always got a kick outa the word 'homely.' To my way of thinkin' that means other girls must be: churchly, storely, workly, publy, parkly, streetly, yardly, apartmently, trailerly, and truckly.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 01:20 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:21 AM (SsG4J)
I don't live in a city, and do I remotely sound sophisticated? lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:21 AM (FMbng)
The most obnoxious leftys are those satirized in the Harvey Danger song 'Flagpole Sitta.' These are the people who claim superiority for not owning a TV but neglect to mention the amount of time their laptop is pointed at Hulu and pulling down torrents of entire seasons of shows they can discuss in great detail when they forget to maintain their cover.
Posted by: epobirs at December 14, 2011 01:25 AM (kcfmt)
GMB, I like Gordon Lightfoot, especially his ballads.
bean, honestly, homely women are sadly under-appreciated in our great nation. They're pleasers. You never have to worry about another man stealing her. They make awesome companions, are usually lots of fun in the sack, excellent cooks and they just generally try harder.
Especially the redheads.
I would not steer chemjeff wrong.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:27 AM (SsG4J)
dissing screws for glue.. sucks.. but it's not to bad if you warm the glue before attempting to separate parts. I'm waiting for the parts to do my daughters 1mo. old ipod glass.
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:28 AM (Ckja/)
All y'all sound pretty sophisticated to me, frankly. You know so much!
Do you really not live in a city?? I did not realize "not a city" was an option in New Jersey.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:30 AM (SsG4J)
but MissTammy why do you think I am too hard on myself? Other people tell me that but I don't get it. What do you think would be "adequately" hard on myself?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 14, 2011 01:32 AM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:32 AM (FMbng)
Big misconception about jersey. I can show you areas where you would bet your boobs you weren't in jersey.
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:33 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at December 14, 2011 01:35 AM (FMbng)
You need to avoid mean girls, but I bet you love them!
Most men do, sigh...Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:40 AM (SsG4J)
Nah, I'd bet your left nut.
Sounds like California, actually. Very rural state, all in all, outside SoCal and Frisco. And even SoCal has patches, if you count the deserts and mountains. It's a beautiful state. We have it all here, shame the Libtards have destroyed it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:43 AM (SsG4J)
Doesn't it warp the wood? I guess you can clamp it back down again?
Hey, Robert! Were you looking at coffee all that time???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:46 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 05:46 AM (SsG4J)
HAH! Nah, doin' the busy bee thing.
Posted by: Robert thinks Fruit Loops will have to do at December 14, 2011 01:48 AM (4ixH5)
Yeah B'er,, it get's a bad rep from a very small area in the north.. most is beautiful land for farms and horses.. Guy I knew grew up in southern Jersey working local truck farms said the same.
Posted by: beanervt at December 14, 2011 01:49 AM (Ckja/)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 01:49 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy prefers Honey Nut Cheerios at December 14, 2011 01:51 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert doesn't mean to offend trashy dago wops at December 14, 2011 01:53 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 14, 2011 05:49 AM (SsG4J)
And it's all work blocked...sad face...
Posted by: Robert doesn't mean to offend trashy dago wops at December 14, 2011 01:54 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy prefers Honey Nut Cheerios at December 14, 2011 01:54 AM (SsG4J)
This from a native of the Brownsville Greater Metropolitan area.
Posted by: The irony, it burns. at December 14, 2011 01:56 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 02:00 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The irony, it burns. at December 14, 2011 05:56 AM (SsG4J)
There's not a lot of frizzy 80s hair. Chunky beasts, however...
Posted by: Robert doesn't mean to offend trashy dago wops at December 14, 2011 02:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 02:01 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 06:00 AM (SsG4J)
I can half-ass one, but alas I have no drawl. I can do a pretty good Cheech, though. The Rio Grande Valley is weird like that cause we're essentially a bit isolated from the rest of the state. Once you leave Willacy it's a couple of hours of jack shit until you hit Kingsville. Civilization starts, or ends depending on your direction, with San Antonio.
Posted by: Robert doesn't mean to offend trashy dago wops at December 14, 2011 02:03 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert doesn't mean to offend trashy dago wops at December 14, 2011 02:04 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy prefers Honey Nut Cheerios at December 14, 2011 05:54 AM (SsG4J)
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Love Levon. But how about something really different?
Mean it this time. G'Night All.
Posted by: jc at December 14, 2011 02:08 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 02:08 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 02:11 AM (SsG4J)
Tammy, no I don't think there really is a lot of difference.
Aaaaaannnnndddddd time to go back to doin' the busy bee thing.
Catch ya'll tonight!
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2011 02:12 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, God of War and Best Friend of Big Italian Man at December 14, 2011 02:13 AM (SsG4J)
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Posted by: Wall-E at December 14, 2011 05:52 AM (48wze)
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.
Posted by: Alexander Girard ePub at December 14, 2011 04:57 PM (JLm0C)
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.
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Posted by: Dale in San Antonio(Not Dave!) at December 13, 2011 05:12 PM (8eoVW)