August 26, 2011
— Open Blogger Well it looks like CDR-M is caught up in this whole "Hurricane Irene" business or as the Krug-Man calls it, "Organic Jobs Creator."
Just a reminder to the East Coast Elite Morons that there is a storm is a'headin your way.
Details on the storm's path can be found here. If you are potentially in the path, then you should probably check this every hour or so. As TMI3rd pointed out this morning, these things can easily change direction.
Now for something unrelated to Hurricane Irene.
Let's see what I've got here...[rummaging through internet]....ahh here we go.
Did you love playing the original Nintendo Entertainment System when you were a kid or in Vic's case, when you were in your early 70s?
Do you wish you could play those games again but don't want to go to all that trouble of buying them on E-Bay?
Well then this place is for you. It's called Nintendo 8.
It has an extensive collection of games. Maybe if you're lucky you can play the this hard to find NES title:
An American College has now put a category for sexual oreintation on it's admission application form. I guess this can be viewed in one of two ways. Either it's another signpost on the highway of American decline, or it's finally a way for poor white males to offset the disadvantage to being white on a college application. You might as well check "homosexual" on the application. It's not as though they can disprove it.
Anyway, it sure beats having to do this:
Have you ever wondered what your lungs look like in action? Well check this out.
The doctors who created this machine are experimenting with ways to extend the amount of time lungs can remain viable for transplant.
Are you sick and tired of getting junk mail? Want to get revenge? Try this:
Time for break dance kitteh.
Other hilarious GIFs at Animals Being Dicks
ESPN, which I'm told is a media conglomerate that covers sports, put out a provocative article titled, "What If Michael Vick Were White?" Besides the obvious, winning Superbowls or being a third string scrambling QB who can't throw cough Tim Tebow cough, the article is the same race based crap the media peddles daily. However, this article is noteworthy because it has a poorly thought out photoshop above the fold.
Thank god for the internet, photoshop and people with a sense of humor. My personal favorite:
Europe Needs a Revolution.
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Posted by: huerfano at August 26, 2011 05:53 PM (kD+se)
Posted by: Erik L at August 26, 2011 05:54 PM (v6xW/)
Posted by: Shelster at August 26, 2011 05:55 PM (h1vJ/)
. Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 05:56 PM (ZUWaD)
And throw one hell of a celebration too.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 05:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 26, 2011 05:57 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: huerfano at August 26, 2011 05:57 PM (kD+se)
If Michael Vick were made of spare ribs, I'd feed him to some dogs, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 09:55 PM (c0A3e)
Bless you, Kratos, that made me smile from ear to ear.Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 05:57 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Erik L at August 26, 2011 05:57 PM (v6xW/)
who is with me?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 09:55 PM (s7mIC)
Give me an hour or two and I'm there.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 05:58 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl needs a generator for the house at August 26, 2011 05:58 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 26, 2011 05:59 PM (npr0X)
I am getting drunk tonight
who is with me?
Sorry, I have sworn off alcohol. But when I do inbibe, I usually stick to Yuengling.
How is the roof clean-up/repair going?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 05:59 PM (c0A3e)
Thanks for the shout-out, Ben! I may throw up another post after the 11 PM EDT advisory. We may have some good news to report.
My pleasure, I've enjoyed your morning storm threads.
Another advisory post is probably a good idea.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:01 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch a Teaorrist who wants to free GGE of the Banned at August 26, 2011 06:01 PM (otfJ1)
Bud Light Lime!!
eleventy!!
And for the morons who say it tastes like a urinal cake....
How do YOU know what a urinal cake tastes like?? hmmmm??
Posted by: jake at August 26, 2011 06:02 PM (wSbVg)
Posted by: lu at August 26, 2011 06:02 PM (Ltmbe)
Posted by: Rebecca Black at August 26, 2011 06:03 PM (ZUWaD)
Sorry, I have sworn off alcohol. But when I do inbibe, I usually stick to Yuengling.
I'm drinking a Yuengling lager right now. I'll admit I've been drinking the past two hours while typing up this ONT.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2011 06:03 PM (X6akg)
Picked up some more swag.
Go The Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortes
Blackhawk Down by Mark Bowden
The Tea Party Goes To Washington by Rand Paul
To Live Is To Die: The Life And Death of Metallica's Cliff Burton by Joel McIver
SHIELD: Architects Of Forever by Jonathan Hickman and Dustin Weaver
100 Bullets: Split Second Chance by Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso
100 Bullets: Hang Up On The Hang Low by Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso
It's all 50% to 70% off, people!
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 06:03 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2011 06:03 PM (pV6cO)
Aldehydes vs. the Ketones.
Never trust an isomer.
Posted by: El Zopilote at August 26, 2011 06:04 PM (LZDLV)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 26, 2011 06:04 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:05 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2011 06:05 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:05 PM (11j7G)
What if Michael Vich were white?
I'd still hate his dog killing ass.
Speaking of, see you Sunday night CDR M....
I may have a good draft, or a bad one, but rest assured, I won't be picking Vick.
Mallamutt can have him and Zach Greinke both!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:06 PM (hv9/n)
Ben, still trying to acquire a taste for scotch?
I had a "two finger" glass of it (as suggested by robtr) about an hour ago, since then it's been two yuenglings.
I figure I need to aquire a taste for scotch, not drink so much that i get sick. So I plan on having a glass a night until the bottle is finished.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:07 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2011 10:05 PM
Can't wait for Rushs' media motage on Monday...
Did Mooch and the wee wons return with him?
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:07 PM (ZUWaD)
Speaking of, see you Sunday night CDR M....
I hope he can make it. He's been busy at work for the past week. He was supposed to do tonight and tomorrows ONT but had to call off due to the storm.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:08 PM (DKV43)
Did Mooch and the wee wons return with him?
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 10:07 PM (ZUWaD)
Of course not....they're taking their entourage home tomorrow....on another plane....at 2x the cost.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2011 06:08 PM (X6akg)
Hey, I love them as much as the next guy, but are flesh lights really a good topic for a family friendly blog like this?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2011 06:09 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2011 06:10 PM (pV6cO)
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2011 10:08 PM
I suspect you are correct. There seems to be a media blackout on this...
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:10 PM (ZUWaD)
I suspect you are correct. There seems to be a media blackout on this...
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 10:10 PM (ZUWaD)
I'll find where I read it.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2011 06:11 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2011 06:12 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at August 26, 2011 06:12 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 26, 2011 06:12 PM (GZitp)
Too bad Matthew Arnold is dead ( he could write another poem )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan on Dover Beach at August 26, 2011 06:12 PM (UqKQV)
I hope he can make it. He's been busy at work for the past week. He was supposed to do tonight and tomorrows ONT but had to call off due to the storm.
Yeah, good point. Well I'm cool with a reschedule. Any weekend or weeknight I can work with. I spaced Irene, as it's outer bands make life in Charleston a bit windy tonight.
Stay safe.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:12 PM (hv9/n)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:13 PM (Ybl9g)
Do you wish you could play those games again but don't want to go to all that trouble of buying them on E-Bay?
Well then this place is for you. It's called Nintendo 8.--Welcome to the party, pal!!
Posted by: "John McClain" logprof at August 26, 2011 06:13 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:13 PM (11j7G)
This is a no shit true story.
I was at the tavern a couple of weeks ago.
I had to piss, when I was standing there taking care of the need, a real drunk chick walked in and asked what the blue thing was in one of the urinals....
I told her it was a cowboy breath mint.
She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
Then to fix it, she fished her wet panties from underneath her skirt and tossed then into the trashcan and walked out.
No shit
Posted by: jake at August 26, 2011 06:13 PM (wSbVg)
Posted by: Darth Larry at August 26, 2011 06:13 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Picric at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (t6qiJ)
Pretty much. I was convinced of that wrt ESPN when Rush "retired" because he suggested that McNabb wasn't as good as advertised.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 26, 2011 10:12 PM (GZitp)
Actually, those are excellent frozen
Posted by: dagny at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (RF8Y+)
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand;
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: no good deed at August 26, 2011 06:14 PM (mjR67)
The president made the decision to cut short his family vacation on Martha’s Vineyard shortly after addressing the nation about the impending danger of Hurricane Irene, which he said has the potential to be “historic.”
Obama is expected to arrive back at the White House on Friday evening. His family will remain on the Vineyard through Saturday morning.
The family had been scheduled to return to Washington together tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2011 06:15 PM (X6akg)
Then to fix it, she fished her wet panties from underneath her skirt and tossed then into the trashcan and walked out.
Now that's a lady!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 26, 2011 06:15 PM (8sCoq)
you can always nuke it for like 30 secs and then have chocolate cake slushie
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:15 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:15 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: mike at August 26, 2011 06:15 PM (4OBac)
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 26, 2011 06:16 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 26, 2011 06:17 PM (SB0V2)
....
I'm with ya, Bud.. I got a fresh fifth of cheap Canadian whiskey and a sixer of 2xIPA beer from Southern Tier.. hoppy? Yes? Kickass? most definitely.
It's been a fuck of a week..
Stay dry all you eastern morons..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 26, 2011 06:17 PM (UTq/I)
Isn't ESPN almost proof of the adage that any organization that is not explicitly right wing will become left wing over time?
Pretty much. I was convinced of that wrt ESPN when Rush "retired" because he suggested that McNabb wasn't as good as advertised.
I stopped watching ESPN when they ditched hockey. I can't think of the last time I've watched sportscenter. (Versus does a much better job btw)
Why watch a 20 minute program filled with 10 minutes of stupid banter and 10 minutes of sports clips when I can watch all the clips I want on the internet?
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:18 PM (DKV43)
Sorry I have not caught up in a while by e-mail. Busy times with the wife and getting ready for the new term.
Any thoughts on the Trans Cana pipeline? Will it affect the Williston area (it looks like it is planned to go through the corner of ND near your new claim)?
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:18 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: Someone who doesnt read the NYT at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (lT0LC)
Posted by: Picric at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (t6qiJ)
And, when the interviewer asks the obligatory "do you have any questions for us?" question, you should actually have some insightful question to ask, something that shows you've been studying their web pages/annual report/long-range plans and have a sincere interest in their company.
That's what I've heard anyway.
But I'm a state employee slash leech, so don't know if that applies to you.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (ZUWaD)
I suspect the power will go out sometime tomorrow.
Sounds like the Raiders offense.....
Heh....again, stay safe...get your ducks in a row.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:19 PM (hv9/n)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 26, 2011 06:20 PM (jucos)
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:20 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:13 PM (11j7G)
If the interviewer is a woman, don't rub up and down her leg while talking about how you want to suck on her amazing tits. Contrary to what you might think, she will not react well.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 06:20 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:20 PM (s7mIC)
I gotta go enjoy some Hopenchange Helper with the family unit.
Now there's an idea for a photoshop.
Hopenchange Helper
Just add malaise!
Posted by: sifty, 1st Earl Grey Martyrs Brigade at August 26, 2011 06:21 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:21 PM (Ybl9g)
Where is SCOAMF going to hide. Hear he's leavin marthas vineyard early ahead of the storm and any related work, maybe they heading to Ireland again for some bonding with his roots.
You mean the Mulligans?
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:21 PM (ZUWaD)
Good luck to you, and stay safe!
I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2011 10:10 PM (pV6cO)
--I'm still mad at Simmons for fawningly agreeing with that Patton Oswalt Asshat about the AZ shootings on his podcast.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:22 PM (lh7Yc)
if the interviewer is a chick, don't say "nice rack!" Instead, use the more formal "You have some beautiful tits".
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:22 PM (s7mIC)
If the interviewer is a woman,
don't rub up and down her leg while talking about how you want to suck
on her amazing tits. Contrary to what you might think, she will not
react well.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 10:20 PM (4q6A5)
Works for me
Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at August 26, 2011 06:22 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Jean at August 26, 2011 06:22 PM (3FXA5)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:13 PM (11j7G)
A few suggestions. For most positions for the first interview, hiring managers have a lot more resumes then positions all nominally qualified - so they are primarily looking for things to weed people out with.
Try not to say anything that might be negative about yourself. You don't want to be a complete ego-hound but stay away from anything negative to the best of your ability without outright lying (caught a few people doing that and the interview is then over for all practical purposes).
If possible make the interview about what you can do for them. Remember, the hiring manager is going through this exercise for that reason!
Knowledge of the company is an added bonus since it makes the manager think you are serious about the position.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2011 06:22 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: sifty, 1st Earl Grey Martyrs Brigade at August 26, 2011 10:21 PM (4CSeG)
Just to let you know, I am downloading the Space Marine demo on my PS3.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:23 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: the Casting Couch at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (ZUWaD)
Thanks for the tip. BBC America used to show it, before they decided they had too many viewers and had to do something the get the numbers down.
Posted by: Retread at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (G+7cD)
Sam Champion the weather man: But you must destroy us on the 11 o'clock news!!!
Hurricane Irene: How can I destroy you when I have no eye???? I am weakening, I am melting!!
Sam Champion: Drat you bitch we want film at 11:00
Posted by: NortonPete at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (8zxoH)
Works for me
Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at August 26, 2011 10:22 PM (UqKQV)
Sacred honor compels me to inform you that I fucked your mother.
Up the pooper.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (4q6A5)
Ewww! She wore panties?
Posted by: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (FBr/C)
I LOVE the Michael Vick photoshops! Kratos, I really love your idea about feeding "spareribs" Vick to the dogs!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2011 06:24 PM (pV6cO)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 26, 2011 06:25 PM (BqxKx)
The D only plays flag football!
Yeah, except against Kyle Orton I suspect.
Can John Elway play "President of Football Operations/ Quarterback"?
And logprof, I hope you stop messing around with your wife and are available for football Sundays. Cmon, now.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:25 PM (hv9/n)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:25 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:26 PM (11j7G)
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2011 10:24 PM (pV6cO)
--Ti-Cats-Bombers?
Awesome game.
Go Winnipeg!
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:26 PM (lh7Yc)
But he isn't, it's just more white leftists being holier than thou while living in lilly white neighborhoods
Posted by: kbdabear at August 26, 2011 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)
Did you love playing the original Nintendo Entertainment System when you were a kid or in Vic's case, when you were in your early 70s?
Rerelease Duck Hunt you bastards! The original FPS and one you would probably have every Wii owner go out and get.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 06:27 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at August 26, 2011 06:27 PM (UqKQV)
And logprof, I hope you stop messing around with your wife and are available for football Sundays. Cmon, now.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 10:25 PM (hv9/n)
--Hell yeah, although I will probably miss the first Monday Night game (in Hong Kong).
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:27 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:28 PM (Ybl9g)
I'm still mad at Simmons for fawningly agreeing
Simmons is a talented guy, funny, witty, and creative...particularly for our generation of sports fans....but I have no doubt he is pretty liberal. One of the go along to get along LA liberals anyway.
I don't think he used to be though. It's grown on him.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:28 PM (hv9/n)
Posted by: Jean at August 26, 2011 06:29 PM (3FXA5)
1. If the interviewer asks "what is your biggest fault", just respond: "well, I mistakenly thought that if I had sex with your mom that I wouldn't have to go through the interview process at all. Guess I was wrong! But your mom seemed to enjoy it anyway."
2. Wear your most revealing outfit. It shows you will be a trustworthy employee as you have nothing to hide.
3. Make sure you stand out from all the other applicants. Bring your pet zebra with you.
4. When asked "why are you are interested in working here?", just be truthful: "Well I heard that the women here are pretty easy."
5. When asked "what assets do you think you can bring to this company?", stand up, grab your ass and say "HERE'S MY ASSETS RIGHT HERE, BABY"
hope this helps
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:29 PM (s7mIC)
Old league? So there's two nfl dot com moron FF leagues now?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:29 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 06:30 PM (4q6A5)
My bet is that it arrives on the NC coast as a cat 1 and is a tropical storm before reaching the Delmarva peninsula
Posted by: kbdabear at August 26, 2011 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:13 PM (11j7G)
Put together some capsules or soundbites for the obvious questions they ask to see if you can comunicate.
Like:
Tell me about you?
1.You make a capsule of about 30 to 45 seconds about your life from high school or college until now.
2.Tell me about your last job?
30 second capsule.
3.why do you want to workd for us?
Look at their website and find some things you like about the company and put it into a capsule.
4. Interviewers pregnant silence after you answer the question.
Politely ask him if there was something more he wanted to know.
Those are just some,
There is a good book written by John Lucht called "Rites of Passage at $100,000 to $1 Million. He has a chapter on interviews. I've been using it since the 80's and it's always worked for me.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:30 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:31 PM (11j7G)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 10:29 PM (s7mIC)
There are some pretty bad interview stories out there, such as one about the woman who showed up for her interview in a bathing suit and the man who had a pizza delivered to him during the interview.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:31 PM (c0A3e)
I wish I could alter the control setting on that Nintendo 8 site. It's just awkward.
yeah it takes some getting used to.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:32 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 10:28 PM (Ybl9g)
--What??
I thought the old league was the one I missed. . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:33 PM (lh7Yc)
--Hell yeah, although I will probably miss the first Monday Night game (in Hong Kong).
Ok, I'll forgive you for that. Heh.
We can get logprof and lincolntf in the old league since they didn't make the cut for the new one.
If you need a fill in for that one, I'm available.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 26, 2011 06:33 PM (hv9/n)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:33 PM (11j7G)
Posted by: mike at August 26, 2011 06:33 PM (4OBac)
Time to start drinking like the rest of ya.
Posted by: nightwitch
..............
and on a Friday night???!!! Drink up! Worry about this shit at 5am on Monday.. and think about what you will do about those bags under your eyes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 26, 2011 06:34 PM (UTq/I)
Time to start drinking like the rest of ya. Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:31 PM (11j7G)
Jello shots off Kratos' ass?
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 06:34 PM (4q6A5)
Also just try to see it from their point of view, what type of position they are looking for and how you can fill their need
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:34 PM (s7mIC)
I wish I could alter the control setting on that Nintendo 8 site. It's just awkward.
yeah it takes some getting used to.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 10:32 PM (DKV43)
--Works okay for Tecmo Super Bowl. BTW, back in January, I finally had a perfect season with the Chiefs, something I never did on the original NES.
Okoye for MVP!
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:35 PM (lh7Yc)
My brother who served in Operation Enduring Freedom died suddenly three weeks ago and I just can't look at the photo of the SEAL and his K-9 friend at the funeral. Just too soon.
Fair Winds and Following Seas
p.s. you moron and moronettes have kept me sane - and laughing - the past three weeks. you rule
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:35 PM (VxqUc)
(present company excepted of course)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:35 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:33 PM (11j7G)
No problem, don't let the executive salary scare you if that is not what you are looking for. I gave it both of my daughters after they graduated from college and they both used it to find jobs right away.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:35 PM (MtwBb)
6. When asked "why do you want to work here", tell them that everyone knows their security is a joke and you want to make a lot of quick money
7. "Where do you see yourself five years from now". The correct answer is "living in the Caymans on the loot I took out of here"
8. When asked if you've ever been terminated, tell them that they were not understanding when after a bad argument with an African-American co-worker, you burned a cross on her lawn
Posted by: kbdabear at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
So I can't see anything from that tinypic site and the ONT won't fully load in firefox.
Yay. Stuck with IE. 
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (afWhQ)
Re: Talking Points
Give only one answer to every question asked.
For example:
Q: Do you think Obama loves his country?
A: Well, I think Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Q: Do you believe in creationism?
A: Well, I believe Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Stay on message.
Posted by: Breaker19, temporary RNC Chairman at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:35 PM (VxqUc)
oh nora I'm so sorry, that is so sad - here is a toast to absent friends
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (Ybl9g)
Wrong. The answer is:
"Well, until now, I would have said I can be a bit passive with customers, but you've changed my mind. My single greatest weakness is putting up with rote questions like that. I've heard this question in each and every interview I've attended. I should have come to the understanding that the person asking the question is just casting about for a question, and he really doesn't care about the answer unless it turns about to be a complete disaster.
On careful reflection, my biggest fault is not asking you, "What is your biggest fault?"
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 06:36 PM (DEcmU)
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 10:36 PM (afWhQ)
Really? I'm using Firefox right now. What version are you running?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:37 PM (11j7G)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 10:36 PM (Ybl9g)
--I'm game regardless. My other leagues are 10 and 12 teams, so variety is fine with me. Will it have the same rules?
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:38 PM (lh7Yc)
Here's another opinion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at August 26, 2011 06:38 PM (LH6ir)
That's a punishment I would not wish on anyone, although my ass is big enough to accommodate several shots.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:35 PM (VxqUc)
God bless you and your brother. My sincere condolences.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (4q6A5)
Like, since they manufacture a shitpot of stuff for the DOD, "Can I solder 'Fuck You Al-Qaeda' onto that circuit board?"
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:26 PM (11j7G)
Might I suggest;
Based on the increased use of technology on the battle field, how do you expect this industry, and your company's position in it, to change over the next 5 years?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (UqKQV)
Nice. Drop by Jasmine in the basement of the Jardine house. Dim sum for lunch, or dinner, either are awesome. Or if someone else is paying, head over to Tsim Sha Tsui and hit Yan Toh Heen.
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: The winds of Irene at August 26, 2011 06:39 PM (ZUWaD)
Way ahead of you. What are you, one of those Texas pussies? What's wrong, can't handle your booze until it's almost time for bed?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at August 26, 2011 06:40 PM (LH6ir)
I wish I could alter the control setting on that Nintendo 8 site. It's just awkward.
yeah it takes some getting used to.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 10:32 PM (DKV43)
I probably have the perfect keyboard for that. Logitech G15, with 18 extra keys on the side I could probably set it up to be a bit more of the classic control style where I could use my left hand for directional control and right hand for A and B buttons.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 06:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:40 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 10:39 PM (2IW5Q)
--Depends. Are any of those places close to the airport?
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:40 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:41 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 26, 2011 10:12 PM (GZitp)
I just made zucchini brownies. If I didn't tell you what was in them, you'd never know. It's also a sneaky way to use it up. Read the comments about how good they are if you don't believe me.
I'm trying the zucchini spice cake tomorrow.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 06:41 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (4q6A5)
Really? I'm using Firefox right now. What version are you running?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 10:37 PM (s7mIC)
6.0 (which I have no idea how that came about...)
Oh, and Facebook's running like shit and I can only see tinypic through a proxy server.
I think my ISP hates me. 'cause I can acces all this, no problem at my office...
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 10:41 PM (Ybl9g)
--Sweet. I'd love a keeper league.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Moochy coming back to the fish bowl at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (ZUWaD)
I just made zucchini brownies. If I didn't tell you what was in them, you'd never know. It's also a sneaky way to use it up. Read the comments about how good they are if you don't believe me.
I'm trying the zucchini spice cake tomorrow.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 10:41 PM (Ew27I)
Ooooh... I love zucchini bread (like banan bread). That stuff is goooood. I can see how brownies would be good too.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 06:42 PM (afWhQ)
So I can't see anything from that tinypic site and the ONT won't fully load in firefox.
Yay. Stuck with IE
it works. I just tried it out with firefox.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 06:43 PM (DKV43)
chemjeff
Chi-Town Jerry
kbdabear
Thanks a bunch, I mean that in more than just the usual blog thanks - moron and moronettes entertained him often as I stole gratuitously from all of you and told him stuff you posted.
It really sucks. He is the third child my parents have had to bury.
So do me a favor in their honor - VOTE OUT THAT STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in November!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:43 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)
So do me a favor in their honor - VOTE OUT THAT STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in November!
you got it
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:44 PM (s7mIC)
Re the SEAL/dog pic: once upon a time I had a lab/newfie mix. Never left my side unless I had to leave him. At 8 years old, he got sick (liver cancer) and I had to put him down. It was the worst experience of my life, but, as he never left my side during life, I couldn't leave his during his death. I made the vet lay him out on the floor so he could pass in my arms. I don't confuse animals for people, but their loyalty is real. The dog in that pic was apparently adopted by the SEAL's best friend. Good things happen, sometimes.
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 06:44 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: chemjeff
Then again, 6.0 has been crashing on my rig and Flash keeps trying to update.
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 06:45 PM (DEcmU)
As a manager who had used a variant on that question, I think it does have value.
Yes, to an extent you are just expecting a safe answer, but you would be amazed what people admit to. I usually paired it with asking for a specific strength, and that also would be revealing; "I can't think of one." was depressingly common.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2011 06:45 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 10:39 PM (2IW5Q)
Hmmm, no, not really. Nothing's close to the airport, it's sort of all by itself, though the train will get you to Hong Kong Island in 30 minutes or so. There're some decent airport eats, though. Maxim outside security is half-decent dim sum, and inside security, Tasty has some excellent congee in the morning, if you're into that sort of thing, and there are a couple of other places worth patronizing, in an order-and-grab-your-tray. They've made an effort to have some good restaurants open counters at the airport.
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 06:45 PM (2IW5Q)
Fair Winds and Following Seas
p.s. you moron and moronettes have kept me sane - and laughing - the past three weeks. you rule
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:35 PM (VxqUc)
So sorry for your loss, godspeed to your brother.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:45 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:43 PM (VxqUc)
That is a painful and sobering comment.
My condolences to you and your family.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at August 26, 2011 06:46 PM (LH6ir)
Just got mine on Monday- instantly went from smoking almost a pack a day to about 3 a day. I got two batteries; they seem to last quite a while. I'm impressed so far, especially since I can use it at work (at least till I'm told otherwise).
Got this one. Highly recommended, not that I've ever tried any others, but the reviews on some of the forums were good. Ordered it Fri afternoon and it was at my door on Monday.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 26, 2011 06:46 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: DOJ stromtroopers at August 26, 2011 06:47 PM (ZUWaD)
Here's another opinion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at August 26, 2011 10:38 PM
TWC wants to keep the hype going for ratings. Bloomberg doesn't want to look as incompetent as he did last January when he was caught by surprise with the blizzard, so he's overcompensating
Christie doesn't want to get Katrina'd by the MBM, and he also loves yelling "youse guys get off my beach!"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 26, 2011 06:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 10:45 PM (2IW5Q)
--I'll be at the Marriott (I think it's called "Sky Island"), which is not at the airport, but close enough to have its own shuttle.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:47 PM (lh7Yc)
nightwitch - he just turned 50 in May. Which is getting younger the further I get into my 40s.
Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake
logprof
CDR M
Thanks and see above - VOTE OUT THE STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in their honor!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:48 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:37 PM (11j7G)
If you are in sales you will love Luchts book, he is a sales oriented executive recruiter. I'm not, I'm in construction but it has always worked.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:48 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 06:50 PM (FMbng)
hmm
well I am running Windows 7 and Flash 10.3.183.5 and everything works fine for me
weird
actually it works fine for me on my Linux computer, and it is still running Firefox 3.something
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:50 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: 18-1
Yeah, that's why I come up with a weesh answer every time, never 'I don't know.' (It's harder to do in another language.)
In a firm less than 50 people it means I'm being interviewed by an amateur. Not that I get to pick and choose, of course. However, it's lazy. It's as lazy as the reflexive answer heard time and time again, "I'm a perfectionist and I know that not everybody is as hawt, cool, and insanely smart as I am. I accept my weakness ... will you?"
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 06:50 PM (DEcmU)
So do me a favor in their honor - VOTE OUT THAT STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in November!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:43 PM (VxqUc)
Will do.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 06:50 PM (4q6A5)
Ben
Robtr CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative))
and be sure to VOTE OUT THE STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in their honor!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:51 PM (VxqUc)
Thanks and see above - VOTE OUT THE STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE in their honor!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:48 PM (VxqUc)
--Hell yeah! I may be helpless on the voting part (not much worth the trouble to apply for absentee ballot to Maryland), but sending $$$ to the relevant campaigns is another matter.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:51 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 10:43 PM (s7mIC)
goddamn. I've updated Flash, too.
Even IE is giving me shit with the tinypics - just doesn't load them, while Firefox just keeps trying and trying (thus not loading the comment box, or at least not letting me use it).
Hate my isp... they've been giving us so many problems lately with slow and interrupted service. Wish we had a competitor to go to, but there's only one cable company. argh.
Running a virus check, but it doesn't look like that's the issue - nor is it my anti-virus program. Turning it off does jack.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 06:51 PM (afWhQ)
It really sucks. He is the third child my parents have had to bury.
oh wow, I can't even begin to imagine
lots of hugs and prayers
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:52 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: AoS Glossary at August 26, 2011 10:51 PM
That's why she goes around in circles...
Posted by: The Weatherman at August 26, 2011 06:52 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:52 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 10:50 PM
Condell is a firm atheist, but unlike most Western leftists he remembers that Islam is also a religion, not a race
Posted by: kbdabear at August 26, 2011 06:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
"Bloomberg doesn't want to look as incompetent as he did last January when he was caught by surprise with the blizzard"
kbdabear
doesn't he do that without weather conditions - ha!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:53 PM (VxqUc)
--Hell yeah! I may be helpless on the voting part (not much worth the trouble to apply for absentee ballot to Maryland), but sending $$$ to the relevant campaigns is another matter.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 10:51 PM (lh7Yc)
I talked to Irene on the other thread and she said I was going to be alright but that your fucked.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)
The EU is the European version of the old USSR.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 26, 2011 06:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:54 PM (ZUWaD)
I say that I drink too much beer. And that I hang out with morons.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:54 PM (11j7G)
Nora - condolences from Missouri. I will personally honor his sacrifice by voting out the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure obama.
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 10:21 PM (Ybl9g)
CDR, have you ever heard the local high-school cheer?
"We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk!"
(If you're pronouncing the "L," UR not doin' it right.)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (Ew27I)
nah there is always a competitor out there, it's just that they may all be using the same physical infrastructure.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (Z71Vg)
That's okay, you can make it up to us by posting naked pictures of yourself.
At least that's what everyone else does!
Posted by: Typical disgusting moron at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) "
hell to the yeah, as the kids say
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:56 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 26, 2011 10:12 PM (GZitp)
I just made zucchini brownies. If I didn't tell you what was in them, you'd never know. It's also a sneaky way to use it up. Read the comments about how good they are if you don't believe me.
I'm trying the zucchini spice cake tomorrow.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 10:41 PM (Ew27I)
i freaked out, i dont know why and made enough curried lentils with veggies and rice to feed Mr Grim and me for a week, PLUS a GIANT cobbler which i am considering giving to my neighbor, because its just too much.
WHAT WAS I THINKING????
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 06:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Well, now that I've killed everyone's buzz....
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM
No worries, we're all in this shit together
My condolences on your loss.
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 06:57 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: Hammer at August 26, 2011 06:57 PM (hVGDL)
Hate my isp... they've been giving us so many problems lately with slow and interrupted service. Wish we had a competitor to go to, but there's only one cable company. argh .Posted by: soulpile is
This will sound like a Mac-user answer, but you may want to think about the bandwidth you actually use versus what the cable toe-cutters offer.
DSL, 3 mb, $40 / mo. Unless you are hosting game servers or trying to d/l the intardnets. ...
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 06:57 PM (DEcmU)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:58 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: CDR M at August 26, 2011 10:21 PM (Ybl9g)
CDR, have you ever heard the local high-school cheer?
"We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk!"
(If you're pronouncing the "L," UR not doin' it right.)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 10:56 PM (Ew27I)
--You're not supposed to pronounce much of the 'r' either.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 06:58 PM (lh7Yc)
Well, now that I've killed everyone's buzz....
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM (VxqUc)
nora you have my prayers, There but for the grace of God go I. My Mr Grim is in Afghanistan, at the tip of the spear.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 06:59 PM (QNeKQ)
" Typical disgusting moron "
Mr. Nora said I can't but he'd pick up around of vodka at a moron meetup.
deals?
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 06:59 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 06:59 PM (11j7G)
Ok, I've got you located. "Sky City", it looks like. I'm not sure I can help you in that location, but if you were to walk to the train station at Asia World Expo, which looks possibly plausible, you could get into town and the options would be unlimited. Short of that, I'm not sure at all, but a large number of hotels in Hong Kong have a good Cantonese restaurant attached, so it's not impossible that this could be one of them. Still, how it looks to me is that you'll be 35 minutes from the best food in the world, and only you can say if you've got the time and motivation to go check it out.
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 06:59 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 10:56 PM (s7mIC)
I had a guy come to my door tonight trying to get me to switch to comcast. I told him no way would I do business with comcast. He asked why and I told him I just read that all the comcast employees donate to Obama, I don't do business with commies.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 06:59 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 07:00 PM (wY55N)
I am in Missouri too - I think McCaskill is finished. what with her plane scandal and her completely fake "I'm an Independent Democrat, no really, I vote my conscience, no really, stop laughing!!!" schtick, I think a Thai tranny hoooker having sex with a syphilitic camel could beat her
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)
That's the third time someone has shown me the dog picture. It makes me cry every time.
And I sit enviously watching the rain fall across the Eastern Seaboard....sigh.
So how'd the trash the candidates thread go?
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 07:01 PM (J4Pnx)
The rest of y'all: fuckity fuckity fuck, can't believe this week is finally over . . . how y'all doin?
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:01 PM (29M0E)
Posted by: Erik L at August 26, 2011 07:01 PM (v6xW/)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:58 PM (VxqUc)
That's my personal mission in life right now, unless I can move back to Ohio and participate in the destruction of Sherrod Brown. Enemies driven before me, and lamentations and all that.
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 07:01 PM (66pgZ)
Hammer
KZnextzone
and let's ALL VOTE THE STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE OUT IN NOVEMBER 2012!
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:02 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 10:59 PM (2IW5Q)
--Well, could be worth the adventure. I'll see how the schedule goes. I love a good Dim Sum. I pretty much shun Chinese food (of all regions) in North America, having been spoiled for the real thing in the old country.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:02 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 07:02 PM (11j7G)
Wait you are in Seattle right? You're lucky he didn't set your house on fire because he was one of those tolerant progressives
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)
I hope all you NE'ers and NC'ers are tucked away safely. God bless you all and keep you safe.
I spent the entire afternoon at the beach in Fernandina. The waves were huge but it was hard to tell once they started tearing the dunes down. Every now and then I was able to get a photo with a person for perspective but, for the most part, other than surfers, folks were keeping their heads on straight and their asses out of the water.
I did get this one video clip. Frankly, it doesn't adequately show just how much erosion occurred from a storm hundreds of miles out at sea.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 07:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Thai tranny hoooker having sex with a syphilitic camel at August 26, 2011 07:03 PM (ZUWaD)
You do realize that there are Chinese people in NorAm, yes?
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 07:03 PM (DEcmU)
So how'd the trash the candidates thread go?
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 11:01 PM (J4Pnx)
Its pretty civil for the most part. Except for the throwdown involving O. Chem.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 07:04 PM (GULKT)
You do realize that there are Chinese people in NorAm, yes?
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 11:03 PM (DEcmU)
--Yes, but the food here is greasier and usually not as spicy. Like Carlsberg and Guinness, it really is better in the Old World.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:05 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 07:06 PM (GULKT)
Organic chemistry? Really?
Bunch of friggin' nerds.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 07:06 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 11:02 PM (11j7G)
It doesn't matter, I,ve given the book to about 20 people in the last 30 years and they were all successful and raved about it. Plus it's a fun read and no I am not getting a commission and don't even know the guy.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:07 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 26, 2011 07:07 PM (WCm02)
Well, there's my first belly-laugh of the day. Had a Bama-bot trying to convince me of the same thing at the bar. Fucking crapweasel.
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:08 PM (29M0E)
Big Zesty
There is a line in a movie called "Keeping Mum" where the character says (as best I can remeber), "how about some good old venegence and smite the little fucker dead"
That's my kinda, sorta thinking. In a voting sense purely, not physical death.
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:08 PM (VxqUc)
Well, now that I've killed everyone's buzz....
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM
No worries, we're all in this shit together
Nora, prayers for you and your family from this quarter too. My dad died suddenly at the age of 51 (WWII vet), so I know all about the 50s being too young to go like that.
(Prayers for Gushka and Mr. Grim too).
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 26, 2011 07:08 PM (xEiyb)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:05 PM (piMMO)
well, long story short:
tree guy came out, fixed up the tree, took care of the branches on my roof & my neighbor's roof
I have a busted chimney cap & crushed gutter spout I need to replace
no serious damage to my roof, just 3 shingles that need replacing
I discovered I have a white birch tree, which means, apparently, that it falls over easily and that the next big storm that I have, there is a good chance the whole tree could go
which suxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:08 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Mayday, a little paranoid at August 26, 2011 07:09 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:02 PM (s7mIC)
I'm armed.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:09 PM (MtwBb)
Breaker19
True and I truly believe that. My heart aches each time I look at my parents. I mean burying three children? Ugh it just sucks.
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:10 PM (VxqUc)
Ahhh, Jack Strawman argument.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 07:10 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 07:10 PM (piMMO)
Woof, Hurlsberg... NEIN.
However, yes. Still can't find a decent ramen place here.
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 07:11 PM (DEcmU)
Basement Cat
That had be so hard, not having your dad. God love him for his service and for rearing an amazing moron.
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:12 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:12 PM (Ew27I)
However, yes. Still can't find a decent ramen place here.
Posted by: Kang 2012 at August 26, 2011 11:11 PM (DEcmU)
--I like it, but having tried a couple of strains of Faxe, I would go for the latter with no reservations if available!
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:13 PM (lh7Yc)
Sux that the feed keeps going in and out,
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 07:13 PM (Zgfnd)
California lawmakers escalated their war with Amazon.com Inc. on Thursday with a fresh attack aimed at the Internet giant's refusal to collect taxes on its sales, which a new law requires.
The legislative move would halt Amazon's campaign to put a referendum on the June ballot asking voters to overturn the state's Internet sales tax law, which took effect July 1.
In a bit of legislative legerdemain, the state Senate Appropriations Committee took the language of that law, tweaked it and put it into a so-called urgency bill. As an urgency bill, the legislation, should it pass, would nullify the existing law, invalidating Amazon's voter petition, and the new law would be immune from a referendum.
Hey, anybody remember when the Demo in Democrat had something to do with democracy? Yeah, me neither...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2011 07:13 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: Erik L at August 26, 2011 11:01 PM (v6xW/)
Indeed. want some plum blueberry cobbler? Looks like i have enough for twelve and theres just me.
eating this kind of thing alone is like drinking alone... something that only a Moron would do.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 07:14 PM (QNeKQ)
Remarkable in this day and age, IMO.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 07:14 PM (J4Pnx)
Sux that the feed keeps going in and out,
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 11:13 PM (Zgfnd)
--Chefs lost to the Rams too. Glad I watched the Blue Bombers instead.
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:15 PM (lh7Yc)
I'm armed.
Posted by: robtr
well, aren't you part of the problem. you should just hug people who are so disadvantaged that they have to do manual labor for a living because frankly no one should do that kind of work. unicorns should have to do. oh, and obama is so super smart and the economy is so super great he should have more vacation time. he was on harvard law review and he was so smart he didn't even have to write articles - or go to class - and graduated magna suma magna cum lade...
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 07:15 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:15 PM (lh7Yc)
Actually, with his background, he probably would have no teeth, and be holed up in some meth den smoking meth or oxy.
Plus if he had been born white, his daddy would have gone medieval on his mama.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 26, 2011 07:17 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: tcn at August 26, 2011 07:17 PM (MYiUn)
Thanks, Nora-- it was rough-- I was only 15 at the time and I was the one who found him (he'd had a heart attack while my mother was two hours away at a high school reunion and I had gone to a friend's graduation). I still miss him even though I'm older now than he was when he died. But I'm grateful I had such a good dad-- some kids never have that.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 26, 2011 07:17 PM (xEiyb)
One more suggestion about interviewing. If you have a negative opinion about any former boss, workplace or job, practice in advance how you'll answer questions about it. It can be surprisingly hard to not say something negative if it's the truth. Figuring out in advance what you'll say gives you the opportunity to find out where you may stutter and stumble around before the actual interview.
Good luck in the interview!
Posted by: Mayday at August 26, 2011 07:18 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2011 11:13 PM (EeYDk)
I read a blog post from an Obama voter the other day that was moving to texas because of that law. She made an extra $1,500 a month or so from Amazon and just said fuck it
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:18 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 26, 2011 11:17 PM (eKuOw)
--Vick has already perfected the pooch kick.
(shamelessly stolen from a Jim Rome clone)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 07:18 PM (lh7Yc)
#286 mpur, WOW! Happy anniversary to your folks!
Would've been my parents' 61st last June, too, as they also got married in 1950.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 07:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: tcn at August 26, 2011 07:19 PM (MYiUn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 26, 2011 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:15 PM (s7mIC)
Great decision! I'm glad to hear the damage was minimal. How much damage do you expect if the entire tree comes down?
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 07:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Barry O'Douche at August 26, 2011 07:22 PM (FcR7P)
Basement Cat
Wow, that's a lot for a 15 year old. Like I said, he did good because you are a moron and not a regressive - good role models leave a firm foundation.
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 07:23 PM (VxqUc)
well, it would probably take out my roof, as well as my neighbor's roof, so I'm estimating.... a shit-ton
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)
Fore!
Posted by: Barry O'Douche at August 26, 2011 11:22 PM (FcR7P)
Well, I guess that's a better excuse than Michelle ate your homework.
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 26, 2011 07:24 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 26, 2011 11:17 PM (eKuOw)
--Vick has already perfected the pooch kick.hamelessly stolen from a Jim Rome clone)
Posted by: logprof at August 26, 2011 11:18 PM (lh7Yc)
Golf clap.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 26, 2011 07:25 PM (eKuOw)
Though Jackstraw is still there trying to convince everyone that Perry teh suck and Romney is teh awesome
I like Jackstraw, especially because I assume his name is from the Grateful Dead song I love by that same name.
But on this I think he's wrong.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 07:25 PM (DKV43)
thanks! Now VOTE THAT STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE OUT in his honor!
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 11:17 PM (VxqUc)
Pfft. As if you had to ask. I'll prob'ly be there before the League of Wimmin Voters rolls in to get the tables set up.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:26 PM (Ew27I)
Fore!
Posted by: Barry O'Douche at August 26, 2011 11:22 PM (FcR7P)
No worries, man. We don't actually want no stinkin jobs, just keep the checks comin'.
Posted by: Obamabots at August 26, 2011 07:26 PM (29M0E)
Posted by: Malia and Sasha at August 26, 2011 07:28 PM (ZUWaD)
Pfft. As if you had to ask. I'll prob'ly be there before the League of Wimmin Voters rolls in to get the tables set up.
Are you kidding? I'll be fucking the League of Wimmin Voters so that I can stuff the ballot box, that is how far I'm willing to go
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:28 PM (s7mIC)
Gushka goes blue
I haz my fork and spoon and ready to dig in
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 11:21 PM (VxqUc)
Good. Becuz dere iz quite a LAWT akshuly.
Milk, Cream or nuffin for ur cobblerz?
and can I interest you in some curried lentils with veggies and rice first? (Gushka always forgets to eat good when she feels bad, so he hold out bowl of spicy nutritious porridge)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 07:28 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:24 PM (s7mIC)
Maybe you should buy a chainsaw and make a nice canoe out of it or something.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:28 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Barry wailing on the whitehouse back lawn at August 26, 2011 07:30 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 07:30 PM (VxqUc)
At least now you know why they went for that fancy-pants paint job in your house. Suckah.
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:30 PM (29M0E)
Maybe you should buy a chainsaw and make a nice canoe out of it or something.
I love a long boat.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2011 07:30 PM (Ef2vz)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:31 PM (s7mIC)
Sorry to hear about your loss. That sounds almost like one of my cousins who lost her brother 25 years ago, her sister last year, and her husband last year. I know that when I talk to her the pain is still almost unbearable.
Also the fact that my uncle, her father, is a raging alcoholic doesn't help matters any.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 26, 2011 07:31 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: owlpellets at August 26, 2011 07:31 PM (P9Fq6)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 07:32 PM (11j7G)
hmmm.......
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 10:59 PM
Jebus, you should write to Beck and try to get a job in one of his 1791 clothing plants he's starting around the country to bring back garment production to the U.S. All proceeds will go to towns suffering from disasters, i.e., Joplin, Mo. You sound like you could manage one. Have you heard of them?
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:33 PM (Ew27I)
MrCaniac
will lift her up in prayer - wow, like my mom says about herself sometimes, if she didn't have bad luck she wouldn't have any luck at all.
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 07:33 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstein at August 26, 2011 07:33 PM (qXGZK)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:31 PM (s7mIC)
If you have the cash do it now. You live in ice storm alley and it will only cause you more problems. Check with the building department, you can do it online. If you take out a tree here you have to have a permit.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:34 PM (MtwBb)
oh believe me, it wasn't the paint job that drew me in, it was the beautiful wood floors
and they're still beautiful
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:35 PM (s7mIC)
hmm if I took the tree out now, I would have a shitload of firewood for the winter...
hmmm.......
i just had an apple and a plum tree cut down. I had them leave the wood which I'll chop up in a few months. I can't wait to burn the applewood in my fireplace.
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 07:35 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: moki at August 26, 2011 07:35 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 07:35 PM (ZUWaD)
Fore!
Posted by: Barry O'Douche at August 26, 2011 11:22 PM (FcR7P)
Well, I guess that's a better excuse than Michelle ate your homework.
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 26, 2011 11:24 PM (WCm02)
The latter excuse sounds more believable, though.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:36 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:36 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:38 PM (29M0E)
I heard it may be possible to persuade my insurance company to help foot the bill for this. I am going to call him up next week and ask him to come on out.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:38 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 07:40 PM (11j7G)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 07:41 PM (ZUWaD)
Are you kidding? I'll be fucking the League of Wimmin Voters so that I can stuff the ballot box, that is how far I'm willing to go.
You obviously ain't seen these gals, 'cause if you had and you still felt the same, I'd think you were devoting your life to finding experienced wimmins. And a cursory glance at the whole gang would tell you they'd never let you stuff the ballot box against Ebola. This is just bizarre, 'cause our little village is whiter than white -- except for the wimmins that handle the voting.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:42 PM (Ew27I)
I heard it may be possible to persuade my insurance company to help foot the bill for this. I am going to call him up next week and ask him to come on out.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:38 PM (s7mIC)
Think of it this way. If the tree does come down in a storm it probably will be an emergency.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 07:42 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:42 PM (s7mIC)
So Louis Clyde and Marie Bonny took separate jets both to and from Martha's Vineyard.
Not royals, just criminals.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 26, 2011 07:43 PM (y1xZO)
Thanks everyone for your support. I expected nothing less from the moron and moronettes.
I am flying out in the morning to go to a memorial for him. Gonna be a good cry as his compadres are putting on quite the spread.
I'll toast you all, as we are Catholic and there will be alcohol aflowing, because like I said I have stolen countless times from ya'll to give him a chuckle.
When THE STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE was inaugurated he started upping his donations as best he could to good conservatives, Dr. Dan Benishek and Kristi Noeme, etc. to counterbalance SCOAMF as much as possible. Well, he contributed to Noeme to get her mailings cause she was hot. A total moron in spirit even if he could never, ever remember the web address.
Nite all and God bless.
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:43 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 07:45 PM (ZUWaD)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:45 PM (s7mIC)
I heard it may be possible to persuade my insurance company to help foot the bill for this. I am going to call him up next week and ask him to come on out.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:38 PM (s7mIC)
You don't have a credit card? Commie. I use a credit card for everything I buy and pay it off every month. The points pays for all my flights to see my daughter in florida or her tickets to come here. It's free money and it's good to have in an emergency. Plus when you buy gas you don't have to go in and deal with the muzzies.
I only use cash for hookers.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:45 PM (MtwBb)
Well, I guess that's a better excuse than Michelle ate your homework.
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 26, 2011 11:24 PM (WCm02)
The latter excuse sounds more believable, though.
Posted by: RushBabe "
Serious last thing, above is something I would have stolen from you to tell my brother.
Heavens I Love This Site
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 07:46 PM (VxqUc)
California lawmakers escalated their war with Amazon.com Inc. on Thursday with a fresh attack aimed at the Internet giant's refusal to collect taxes on its sales, which a new law requires.
The legislative move would halt Amazon's campaign to put a referendum on the June ballot asking voters to overturn the state's Internet sales tax law, which took effect July 1.
In a bit of legislative legerdemain, the state Senate Appropriations Committee took the language of that law, tweaked it and put it into a so-called urgency bill. As an urgency bill, the legislation, should it pass, would nullify the existing law, invalidating Amazon's voter petition, and the new law would be immune from a referendum.
Hey, anybody remember when the Demo in Democrat had something to do with democracy? Yeah, me neither...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2011 11:13 PM (EeYDk)
Remember the huge fanfare when term limits went through in CA? I do. But they didn't go 1/100 far enough.
Instead of two terms, it should have been 30 minutes -- and an automatic shoot-on-sight order if spotted within the state's boundaries thereafter.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 07:46 PM (kaalw)
lol that is an awesome idea
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:46 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: TexasJew at August 26, 2011 07:46 PM (+cOEs)
Big Zesty
There is a line in a movie called "Keeping Mum" where the character says (as best I can remeber), "how about some good old venegence and smite the little fucker dead"
That's my kinda, sorta thinking. In a voting sense purely, not physical death.
Posted by: nora at August 26, 2011 11:08 PM (VxqUc)
Nora - You're my kind of chick
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 07:47 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 07:48 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:49 PM (s7mIC)
hmmm.......
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:33 PM (s7mIC)
While I'm not for encouraging illegals to stick around, if $$ is a factor to your safety and investment, you might want to call Jose and the boys. They'll most likely do it for $500 or less.
Then again, our neighbor had a crew of guys taking out dead trees after Isabel and they were trying to get some more bidness since our ancient oaks adjoin the yard they were working in. Their first bid for one big-arse tree was $1,000. When I declined, one of the guys came to the door and dropped to $750. After another "no," they did it for $500. Funny, they asked that I make the check out to a different name than was on the tree-service truck...
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:49 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: TexasJew at August 26, 2011 07:50 PM (+cOEs)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:42 PM (s7mIC)
We don't have them here so I couldn't tell you. All the trees here fall over easily if they are standing alone. They call it the sail effect. I lived in MO for awhile building a project and dealt mostly with red oak, it was hard to take those things out with a D 9. So I can't help you with that.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)
Oh, sure, go with ageism . . . ain't nuthin' worse than a punk-ass white boy.
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:51 PM (29M0E)
I'm surprised they accepted a check at all, and not cash only
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:51 PM (s7mIC)
Gushka goes blue
Cream
And do goes all skimpy on the vegetables
Posted by: nora pretending to be a regressive at August 26, 2011 11:32 PM (VxqUc)
Gotcha on the veggies.
I am partial to cream, myself. I think you have earned yours. In fact i think you might have earned yourself some nice tea too, and whatever you want to fortify it.
Would you like a cat for your lap, or did you bring your own? I am sorry but i am freah out of dogs as mine is a bad boy who must be kept away when there is even a hint of food anywhere we dont want him to have it.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 07:52 PM (QNeKQ)
Yeah. Saying pretty much anything negative about a previous employer or job is usually the kiss of death in an interview. It's pretty much guaranteed that the person interviewing you immediately pictures you talking the same way about him, six months from now.
Posted by: Splunge at August 26, 2011 07:52 PM (2IW5Q)
von Mises is rising out of his grave to strangulate Krugman's ass
i remember reading about a meeting of Austrian School/Libertarian minded economists and other meeting and that Mises stormed out calling them all socialists or something to that effect. It was at a swank hotel or something. I think Hayek was there.
I've always found that to be hilarious
Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2011 07:52 PM (DKV43)
I do remember from grade school though that the Indians made canoes out of white birch. You know of any Indians where you live?
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 07:53 PM (MtwBb)
gushka, could you freeze individual servings and fondly remember the summer's fruits in, say, January?
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 07:53 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 07:54 PM (29M0E)
here is another lawyer kitteh to make up for it
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 07:55 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:42 PM (s7mIC)
Myself, I'm thinking it's unusual that it's all that large in the first place. 'Round here, you seldom see 'em more than about 20-30 feet.
(WTF is with the italics I can't turn off?)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 07:56 PM (kaalw)
Instead of two terms, it should
have been 30 minutes -- and an automatic shoot-on-sight order if spotted
within the state's boundaries thereafter.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:46 PM (kaalw)
I've been saying something similar about Congress.
All Congressman are elected to one term where, after taking the oath of office, are immediately locked in the chamber and set on fire as a warning to others who might get any bright ideas.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 07:58 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 26, 2011 07:58 PM (ZUWaD)
gushka, could you freeze individual servings and fondly remember the summer's fruits in, say, January?
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 11:53 PM (Ew27I)
i already do that!
i cut up peaches and plums and nectarines and freeze them
and i think i will try putting back some berries this year too. then i got nuts making this stuff in the winter. I am doing it this year for Grimmy. poor bastard is missing his favorite time of year for fruit off my trees.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 07:59 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:56 PM (kaalw)
okay so it sounds like it's time for the tree to go.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:00 PM (s7mIC)
I don't know if he'd want me though. I got a D in Sewing.
Posted by: nightwitch at August 26, 2011 11:40 PM (11j7G)
(lol) I don't think you need to know how to sew, just be determined and intense. It's inspiring to hear how he's rehabbing old, abandoned textile plants so the U.S. can manufacture quality clothing again.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 08:02 PM (Ew27I)
(WTF is with the italics I can't turn off?)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:56 PM (kaalw)
I always have to laugh when people can't figure this out. Not that they can't turn them off because its near impossible to do it, but just not figuring out the cause and best way to avoid it.
Let me guess, you pasted what you copied and italicized it before you started writing your post.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 08:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 26, 2011 08:02 PM (CCXwt)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:49 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah well pretend it's your debit card except you can go where you want to go once or twice a year for free.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 08:02 PM (MtwBb)
I do remember from grade school though that the Indians made canoes out of white birch. You know of any Indians where you live?
no, they are all in Kansas
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:03 PM (s7mIC)
Big Zesty-I have a newfie who won't leave my side, unless he is pre-emptively saving my daughter from the pool (when she tries to jump in, he runs up, grabs her arm or shirt and then drags her to "safety." Which in his mind is either the grass, or inside for a treat. He refuses to get in the water.) We have had to put two dogs down, and it is so heart-rending. I don't want to think about losing my big guy, so my heart goes out to you. If you are interested in another Newf, or big dog, you may want to check out Big Dogs Big Paws rescue, which focuses on giant breed rescues.
Thanks, moki. I still have a little one, jack russel mix. She's great, but as much as she might like to think, she can't take care of me. The big one's can, and will. I don't need a big dog, but you can't go wrong with one. I'll keep the Big Dogs Big Paws in mind. Thanks.
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 08:03 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 26, 2011 08:04 PM (9RzZV)
Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2011 12:02 AM (29M0E)
Yeah? Think of how we must feel!
Posted by: Plums at August 26, 2011 08:06 PM (4q6A5)
thanks
Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2011 12:05 AM (s7mIC)
You're drunker tha Cooter Brown, as we say down here in Mormon-hater land
Posted by: TexasJew at August 26, 2011 08:07 PM (+cOEs)
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 08:07 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:08 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:08 PM (4q6A5)
Remarkable in this day and age, IMO.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 26, 2011 11:14 PM (J4Pnx)
My Mom and Dad celebrated their 63rd anniversary 13 days before my Mom died. They got married when they were 18. Poor Dad is just heartbroken -- Mom was his constant companion. The only time I've ever seen my Dad cry is at his mother's funeral and when he described my Mom's death to me.
Posted by: joncelli at August 26, 2011 08:09 PM (YL3wr)
no, they are all in Kansas
Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2011 12:03 AM (s7mIC)
heh, I know quite a few indians here from where I fish in the fall and winter. It's amazing what the ones who aren't methheads or drunks can do with a cedar tree. Absolutely beautiful carvings.
Posted by: robtr at August 26, 2011 08:09 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 08:09 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 08:09 PM (HAx/g)
I'm surprised they accepted a check at all, and not cash only
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 11:51 PM (s7mIC)
If you'd seen the emissary they kept sending to the door, he prob'ly didn't have two nickels to rub together, let alone presume anyone else had $500 within easy reach. Heck, I rarely carry more than $20 in my wallet. I use a credit card for everything and do what one of our other morons said he does above -- pay it off monthly and use the points for whatever you want. In my case, that's LL Bean, where I get free, sturdy stuff. Credit card companies hate people like me.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 08:10 PM (Ew27I)
FREE GGE!!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2011 08:11 PM (29M0E)
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (afWhQ)
Call them up and complain. It could be an issue they aren't aware of, like your modem going bad or a problem at one of their hubs. And just to be certain, go here and check your internet speed. And if you can't even get it to load up then you should definitely be calling your ISP
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 08:11 PM (GULKT)
I took some Tylenol PM for a haddock a while ago. It's winning, so I'm signing off. Sweet dreams, 'rons & 'ettes.
Stay turgid.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 26, 2011 08:14 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2011 12:11 AM (29M0E)
he's still banned? jeebus and to think I hated protesters in the the late 60's and early 70's
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 08:15 PM (MtwBb)
Let me guess, you pasted what you copied and italicized it before you started writing your post.
Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2011 12:02 AM (GULKT)
I know that one -- but this time, the quote was already italicized when I pasted it.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 08:15 PM (kaalw)
I think you mean Magnesium.
Magnesium burning in dry ice
this is why you don't use a CO2 fire extinguisher on burning metals
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:15 PM (s7mIC)
The least expensive estimate I had on the massive sycamore in my backyard was $1100. One day I awoke and there were a bunch of men swinging like monkeys from the very tall pine trees across the street from me. It was pretty amazing to watch them work. I waited until they looked like they were about to quite for the day and asked them how much they'd charge. They said if they could do it the next day, after fnishing with the pine tree job, and they didn't have to make a seperate trip back out, they'd do it for $400. And, they would grind the stump.
WHAT?!
They didn't even try to negotiate me down. I would have gone $800 without batting an eye but they offered $400 out of the gate. I took them up on the offer and then tipped them $100.
So, there seems to be a potential strategy at hand. CJ: Just wait until you see a tree company in your neighborhood and tag on at the end of their day. It worked for both RushBabe and me.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 08:16 PM (piMMO)
I know that one -- but this time, the quote was already italicized when I pasted it.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 12:15 AM (kaalw)
Same result.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 08:16 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:16 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: joncelli at August 26, 2011 08:17 PM (YL3wr)
thanks
Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2011 12:05 AM (s7mIC)
You're drunker tha Cooter Brown, as we say down here in Mormon-hater land
Posted by: TexasJew at August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (+cOEs)
Well, TexasJew, you are clearly the exception
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:17 PM (s7mIC)
I know what you mean, my mom died 2 months ago (june 24) and my father is having a really hard time. A few days ago he was listening to old phone messages and he came across one from her while she was in the hospital. It really took him out. They were always together.
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 08:18 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: I survived Dickaquiddick 2011 at August 26, 2011 08:18 PM (xc/va)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 27, 2011 12:16 AM (4q6A5)
this is awesome, brings back great memories - thanx
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:19 PM (s7mIC)
Well, TexasJew, you are clearly the exception
Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2011 12:17 AM (s7mIC)
Well the only two Jews here who are going to vote for Rick Perry are me and Kinky Friedman...
Posted by: TexasJew at August 26, 2011 08:19 PM (+cOEs)
Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2011 12:02 AM (29M0E)
NOTICE THAT WAS LOWER CASE.
(please to be stop hyperventilating)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 08:21 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 27, 2011 12:10 AM (Ew27I)
unfortunately they like people like me, which is why I don't have one
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:21 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2011 12:18 AM (FMbng)
Berserker, I've been meaning to ask you how you're holding up. Have you had a chance to do something in your mom's memory? I'm writing a long poem but it's taking a long time. Mostly I'm just sorting through the old pictures and letters she sent me from time to time.
Posted by: joncelli at August 26, 2011 08:22 PM (YL3wr)
hey now, it's not that bad
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:22 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:23 PM (4q6A5)
Well the only two Jews here who are going to vote for Rick Perry are me and Kinky Friedman...
Posted by: TexasJew at August 27, 2011 12:19 AM (+cOEs)
My son in law here in Seattle is a fine looking jew. He is starting to talk about voting for Perry. I guess it takes kids awhile to figure out all this debt belongs to them.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 08:24 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 26, 2011 08:25 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 08:25 PM (Zgfnd)
You just reminded me. As I was driving out to the Fernandina today I had Hannity on the radio. He had a woman come on who started out sounding okay and then made me wonder if she weren't concern-trolling him. After going on ad on about how Perry is trying to appeal to the Huckabee voters, SH asked her if she weren't speaking code for "evangelicals". Her response..."No. I love that about him because I'm a Christian. I'm actually a Mormon."
Say what?
I know that the name of the church is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints but their beliefs are so different in some ways, I never thought of them as Christian. Catholics are Christian. Baptists are Christian. Lutherans, etc.... but I never thought of Mormons being Christians.
Am I waayyy off on this?
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 08:27 PM (piMMO)
weird in a good way
it's like finding a puppy who ran away from home 20 years ago
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:29 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 08:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:27 AM (piMMO)
All the extra crap aside, near as I can tell Jesus Christ is still the center of their church so...yeah, I'd guess they're Christian.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:31 PM (4q6A5)
Am I waayyy off on this?
I've always thought of them as Christians.
But apparently there is controversy on the matter.
To me, if you believe in the divinity of Christ, you're a Christian. And Mormons believe in the divinity of Christ.
But others have stricter standards.
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:32 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 27, 2011 12:29 AM (s7mIC)
Awesome, glad I could be of service.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:33 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 08:33 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:36 PM (4q6A5)
Am I waayyy off on this?
-----
I consider them Christian and they consider themselves Christian. They believe Jesus is the son of God who died and was resurrected. To me, that's enough, despite all of the many differences between their religion and mine.
But even if they weren't Christian, I don't care. I care how they live their lives in my community, how they treat each other (to some extent), and how they treat me. They're good citizens, good families, and good friends.
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 08:36 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 08:38 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 27, 2011 12:36 AM (4q6A5)
this is their most awesome-est of awesome songs evah
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:38 PM (s7mIC)
This world is spinning around me
The whole world keeps spinning around me
All life is future to past
Every breath leaves me one less to my last
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:40 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 08:42 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 08:42 PM (M8yfa)
I know that the name of the church is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints but their beliefs are so different in some ways, I never thought of them as Christian. Catholics are Christian. Baptists are Christian. Lutherans, etc.... but I never thought of Mormons being Christians.
Mormons aren't Christians, by any rational definition. Catholics. Lutherans, Othodox and Coptic can all trace their roots to the Jerusalem Church. Mormons came along in the 19th century and just coopted the same cast of characters in a belief system that has no relationship to Christian doctrine.
Posted by: The Unknown Theologist at August 26, 2011 08:42 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: Ogre U. Asshole at August 26, 2011 08:44 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Methos at August 26, 2011 08:46 PM (sOXQX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 12:38 AM (HAx/g)
a 20 year old hot chick on the interwebs that turned out to be a 400 lb. 50 year old guy that's who!
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 08:46 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2011 12:11 AM (29M0E)
he's still banned? jeebus and to think I hated protesters in the the late 60's and early 70's
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 27, 2011 12:15 AM (MtwBb)
--That's still on????
I feel his pain!
Posted by: logprof for the Free GGE Coalition!!! at August 26, 2011 08:49 PM (lh7Yc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 08:49 PM (HAx/g)
I mean, Catholics and Protestants share the same core beliefs, mostly, so if Mormons, too, believe in the trinity. If they, too, believe that Jesus was the son of God. If they, too, believe he died and was risen, that would seem pretty Christian-y to me.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 08:50 PM (piMMO)
Tom Friedman is coming to my university to give a guest lecture
I have the opportunity to have dinner with him
let me know what I should ask him
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:51 PM (s7mIC)
a 20 year old hot chick on the interwebs that turned out to be a 400 lb. 50 year old guy that's who!
I'm not 400 lbs!?
Posted by: Barney Frank at August 26, 2011 08:51 PM (Ef2vz)
Been holding up ok. Its a little hard, but I seem to be managing better than my brother and father. I guess I'm doing ok, because as hard as it is to believe, later in the night after she died I had asked her for some kind of sign she was ok. The next day an ailment that was getting worse, and had been nagging me for almost 6 months had vanished . It made it hard to build guitars. What I decided to do in her memory is to build a very ornate memorial guitar . I haven't finalized the design, but I pretty much know what I will do. I was actually playing classical for her at her side when she passed. She died no more that15 seconds after I played her favorite. I guess the best I can do is build a special guitar in her honor, seeing I'm pain free and back at it. I would like to give it to dad seeing he also plays, but I'm not sure if he can handle it.
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 08:53 PM (FMbng)
let me know what I should ask him
Ask him about the ghost cities in China and about their high speed rail crashes.
Posted by: Ogre U. Asshole at August 26, 2011 08:53 PM (4Kl5M)
I think they have a different concept of the Trinity, as well as of Redemption. But they believe in the divinity of Christ.
I cannot fathom why their beliefs matter to anyone as long as they're good citizens and neighbors and friends.
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 08:54 PM (5H6zj)
now look.
It is not John C. Holmes size.
but it is perfectly adequate for all tasks required of it.
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 08:54 PM (s7mIC)
I mean, Catholics and Protestants share the same core beliefs, mostly, so if Mormons, too, believe in the trinity. If they, too, believe that Jesus was the son of God. If they, too, believe he died and was risen, that would seem pretty Christian-y to me.
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:50 AM (piMMO)
I thought that might be the sticking point. Someone mentioned that Mormons don't believe in the Trinity, so Catholics don't regard them as Christians. Apparently that's an issue with regarding Jehovah's Witnesses as Christian as well.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 08:54 PM (GULKT)
If he stands to personally receive the organs of his own sponsored Chinese political prisoner.
Posted by: sifty, All Tea No Peas at August 26, 2011 08:55 PM (4CSeG)
let me know what I should ask him
Ask him about the ghost cities in China and about their high speed rail crashes.
Ask whether China is willing to help a brother out with the AGW scheme and put up a windmill or two. Electric cars?
Posted by: ManBearPig at August 26, 2011 08:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 26, 2011 08:57 PM (lUmIL)
Ynot, it doesn't matter. But it is something I would like to understand.
Posted by: ManBearPig at August 26, 2011 08:57 PM (piMMO)
Then ask him how much it hurts to be such an idiot.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 08:57 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2011 12:36 AM (5H6zj)
Umm, this.
and obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 26, 2011 08:57 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: sifty, All Tea No Peas at August 26, 2011 08:57 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 08:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: sifty, All Tea No Peas at August 26, 2011 08:58 PM (4CSeG)
I have the opportunity to have dinner with him
let me know what I should ask him
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 27, 2011 12:51 AM (s7mIC)
How he feels about the new CERN report that says all the current climate models are bogus for one. If that doesn't work ask him how he feels about this from Ann Coutler.
Thanks to advances in microscopes, thousands of such complex mechanisms have been found since Darwin's day. He had to explain only simple devices, such as beaks and gills. If Darwin were able to come back today and peer through a modern microscope to see the inner workings of a cell, he would instantly abandon his own theory.
It is a mathematical impossibility, for example, that all 30 to 40 parts of the cell's flagellum -- forget the 200 parts of the cilium! -- could all arise at once by random mutation. According to most scientists, such an occurrence is considered even less likely than John Edwards marrying Rielle Hunter, the "ground zero" of the impossible.
Nor would each of the 30 to 40 parts individually make an organism more fit to survive and reproduce, which, you will recall, is the lynchpin of the whole contraption.
As Michael Behe, biochemist and author of "Darwin's Black Box," explains, even a mechanism as simple as a three-part mousetrap requires all three parts to be working together at once. Otherwise, you don't get a mousetrap that catches half as many mice -- and thus might win a survival of the fittest competition -- you don't get a mousetrap at all.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 08:59 PM (MtwBb)
let me know what I should ask him
Ask him if the taste of liberal jizz is really as good as Krugman says it is.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 08:59 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 08:59 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:00 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: sifty, All Tea No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:01 PM (4CSeG)
So I can't see anything from that tinypic site and the ONT won't fully load in firefox.
Yay. Stuck with IE.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 10:36 PM (afWhQ)
If you're running Firefox, click on "tools" (up to the right of file, edit, view, etc.), then slide your cursor down and click on "clear recent history". Put a check mark in the boxes that you want cleared out and I'll bet you'll be back in business. That the equivalent of dumping your temporary internet files in IE.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 26, 2011 09:01 PM (3S10h)
Just brilliant, plain and simple.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:03 PM (HAx/g)
Don't give the poor sap the vapors. He'll go Mr. Creosote in the restaurant.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:03 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Irene at August 26, 2011 09:03 PM (bvXGR)
I figure him for a cold pudding guy.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:04 PM (piMMO)
I don't know. My wife got mine some fancy little formal wear, a little tie. Nice top hat.
Pinning the corsage on is a muthafucker though.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:05 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 01:03 AM (HAx/g)
not mine, that 20 yo told me mine was beautiful!
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:06 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:07 PM (4CSeG)
---
My husband did a lot of reading before we moved to Utah. He has done a lot of reading in comparative religions and mythology for pleasure (he's weird!). I gather that the construction of the LDS faith does involve a melding of a lot of different belief systems, including lifting a lot of the terminology from them.
I have a sort of different approach to it. I just go to things. I participate in some of the more secular relief society and welfare projects and social events. I guess my feeling is that I'd rather not delve into what my friends and neighbors believe, but simply take them as they come. It's worked for me.
Incidentally, I have the same philosophy about anyone. I just don't spend any time thinking about it, frankly, because I don't want to spend time critiquing other peoples' beliefs. For example, I really do not get the religious sects that are not hierarchical and that are based on literal interpretations of bible texts. In that sense, the LDS church makes much more sense to me than what I guess are the Evangelical churches.
Anyway, if you want to learn about the LDS faith, they have an extensive web presence and, of course, anyone from their faith would be happy to talk with you. You should be able to find your local stake or ward on the web.
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 09:07 PM (5H6zj)
Bebes, are you batting for the other team?
A moment of silence, please...
Posted by: fluffy, slightly saddened at August 26, 2011 09:08 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 09:09 PM (M8yfa)
Yeah, well I wouldn't say that grenade damaged looking pile of flesh between a woman's legs belongs on a greeting card. lol
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 09:09 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:10 PM (HAx/g)
so I don't really give a fuck about their magic underwear.
hell, I have magic underwear too. it's just not religiously ordained.
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:11 PM (s7mIC)
Stop it, you're making me hungry.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:11 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2011 01:09 AM (M8yfa)
What was the name of that show in the 70's where the vietnam vet was riding around America on an HD sportster, anybody know? I liked that show.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:11 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:12 PM (HAx/g)
Bebes, are you batting for the other team?
A moment of silence, please...
Posted by: fluffy, slightly saddened at August 27, 2011 01:08 AM (4Kl5M)
I think her issue might be that they aren't fun to look at and it has nothing to do with the fun she has with them. And really I can't blame her. Afterall, the only penis I like is my own.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 09:12 PM (GULKT)
Now she says if I don't perform she can shoot me for desertion.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:12 PM (4CSeG)
yeah no kidding.
if I wasn't already drunk, and if I was 15 years younger, and if I wasn't a professor................
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:12 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 01:10 AM (HAx/g)
haha
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:13 PM (MtwBb)
really? you don't like to fantasize about the schlongs?
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:14 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:14 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2011 12:53 AM (FMbng)
my gramma was very special to me since she had me the whole time when i was very small. she went to all my horse shows was my biggest fan for so many years. was my best friend till dementia got her so bad, it took her away.
she didnt know me any more.
the day before she died i had been visiting and just talking to her about anything while she was laying in bed. Telling her about the farm, what i was doing, the horses she loved so much when she had been herself. I couldnt tell if she could hear me. but i talked and talked like she could. The last day, i saw her and she sat up, looked at me and said:
"you remind me of the little girl who came last night and told me all about her horses. You look just like my granddaughter Gushka."
and then she winked... like she knew it was Gushka all along, and knew i doubted she knew it.
later that day after struggling to breathe more and more, she sat straight up in bed and held out her arms like she was reaching for someone. She had the happiest, gladdest, look--like she had seen the most wonderful thing. then she went limp and just couldnt breathe any more.
now i always believed in a better place. But my uncle the atheist was rocked to his core and has decided to take an all new look at life. Since that moment hes been a changed man.
but i will never forget how, for that last little exchange between us, i think she recognized me, knew i had been with her talking to her, and wanted me to know it.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 09:14 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 09:15 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 01:03 AM (HAx/g)
It's true of some of them. (Not like I go looking at other guy's dicks, but I've seen a fair amount of hardcore porn and it's hard to avoid.) One can some say the same thing of the lippy-er vagoos out there.
Personally I think my prick ought to be in the fucking Louvre.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:15 PM (4q6A5)
I'll go with that, I definitely without a doubt 100% prefer looking at the boobehs. Then again, I "am" the one who coined the phrase " I'm so homophobic I don't even look at my own dick"
Boobehs rule!
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 09:15 PM (FMbng)
well, I'm about to go all GILF if something doesn't happen in the next month or two
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:16 PM (s7mIC)
If you're running Firefox, click on "tools" (up to the right of file, edit, view, etc.), then slide your cursor down and click on "clear recent history". Put a check mark in the boxes that you want cleared out and I'll bet you'll be back in business. That the equivalent of dumping your temporary internet files in IE.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 27, 2011 01:01 AM (3S10h)
Yeah... I've done that. Lemme try it again, though.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 09:16 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:17 PM (HAx/g)
are you kidding? my prick should be in some Italian chick's twat
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:18 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 09:18 PM (5H6zj)
everything I have ever known about Mormons, in my classroom and elsewhere, is that they are decent people.
I have known Mormons and they are good people. Sure, I disagree with them on many points, but I do with my husband too. There is no one on the planet with whom I agree on every point.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 26, 2011 09:19 PM (lUmIL)
You have to wonder what she saw. Mom opened her eyes and looked at me, and there was a slight twinkle in her eye and a small smile, then she went.
My grandmother had dementia to.I would visit her in the nursing home and she didn't recognize me either. She kept talking to me in Italian, and I can't speak the language, so I have no clue what she was saying to me for the last few months.
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 09:20 PM (FMbng)
but i will never forget how, for that last little exchange between us, i think she recognized me, knew i had been with her talking to her, and wanted me to know it.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 01:14 AM (QNeKQ)
I watched my mom die and I have never seen her with such a happy knowing look. I have watched others die before that, terrified, in pain and not knowing. When my mom died it made me start believing again.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:20 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2011 01:18 AM (5H6zj)
It was fairly tame especially for this place.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 09:21 PM (GULKT)
Just ask yourself: who would you rather have as neighbors, a Mormon couple or some libtard couple? I'll vote for the Mormons 10 times out of 10
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:21 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:21 PM (4CSeG)
I was having formatting fail issues - I have no idea why - then I had to leave. That probably explains the tameness of the thread.
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 09:22 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 01:17 AM (HAx/g)
Speaking of that, you wouldn't have any pics you would like to share would you?
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:22 PM (MtwBb)
Except for 2 pairs of boobehs .lol
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 09:23 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 27, 2011 01:22 AM (4CSeG)
YOU LIE! RINO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 27, 2011 01:18 AM (s7mIC)
Well seeing as it's not getting touched now it might as well be in some place where it's not supposed to be touched ever.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:23 PM (4q6A5)
Like a Turkish prison?
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:25 PM (4CSeG)
Yes, except for one thing. The parking. We are flanked by a family of 11 kids, most of whom seem to have cars, and across the street from another family of 11. Thank goodness we're on a straight street and not a cul de sac or we'd never be able to get in and out of the driveway! We're thinking of starting a valet parking service on Sundays when all of the kids come home for Sunday dinner. Might make some good change that way.
Posted by: Y-not at August 26, 2011 09:25 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:25 PM (HAx/g)
I was having formatting fail issues - I have no idea why - then I had to leave. That probably explains the tameness of the thread.
Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2011 01:22 AM (5H6zj)
Actually I think that it was more because there weren't really any overly zealous Palin fans and there was other stuff for the ones that burn with the white hot rage of a thousand suns when she's brought up to focus on rather than her.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 09:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:26 PM (4q6A5)
lol you speak the truth, sadly.
oh well, I can dream.
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:26 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 27, 2011 01:25 AM (4CSeG)
Depends, are Turkish convicts less likely, just as likely or more likely to want to fuck my cherry asshole?
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:27 PM (4q6A5)
I would rather have a fucking sewage treatment plant as a neighbor over a libtard couple.
Posted by: Berserker at August 26, 2011 09:27 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Y-not at August 27, 2011 01:18 AM (5H6zj)
There were hardly any flames at all. An organic chemistry argument broke out. The biggest ace gripe was a few people calling Huntsman with a *C* instead of an *H*.
Posted by: Irene at August 26, 2011 09:27 PM (bvXGR)
But IMO that is typical Midwestern.
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:29 PM (s7mIC)
The Mormon Church owned a big farm near Blythe where I grew up. Super nice people. Paid better for tractor drivers than anyone else. New equipment too.
The kids drank beer like maniacs with us heathens down at the river.
They never got in any trouble or started fights. Just laughed and had a good time. Just normal kids like us.
The girls were good girls too. Pretty and fun and sweet, but not a whore in the bunch.
Spent many an afternoon blasting the Cars and Van Halen at the river with those kids.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:29 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 01:25 AM (HAx/g)
Oh my, Stevie Nicks was/is (she's still hot imo) fantasy woman. I still remember when she was one of the first to come out with a video in the 80's, just 17 was the name i think.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:30 PM (MtwBb)
songs that I had on casette, that were long since discarded, but I played over and over
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:30 PM (s7mIC)
I don;t know. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd say 40.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:31 PM (4CSeG)
They never got in any trouble or started fights. Just laughed and had a good time. Just normal kids like us.
And then he grew up and became governor of Massachusetts!
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 27, 2011 01:31 AM (4CSeG)
well that depends, does the cherry asshole smell like goat? then it's more like 40,000
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:32 PM (s7mIC)
See you weirdos tomorrow.
Play safe.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:32 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 01:32 AM (piMMO)
AND THEN I VOTED FOR HIM!
woohoo
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:33 PM (s7mIC)
but yeah i like the weenis, cut, natural whatever as long as the hedge is trimmed some and the same goes for the girls stuff. TAken a LOT of life drawing classes and you see all kinds nude there. you start to just see it all as shapes and lo one day you start looking at it all as "interesting" or "not interesting" shapes.
the one thing you dont want-- is stinky!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 09:33 PM (QNeKQ)
They never got in any trouble or started fights. Just laughed and had a good time. Just normal kids like us.
And then he grew up and became governor of Massachusetts!
I think he sold us the beer.
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 26, 2011 09:33 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 09:34 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: sifty, All Teas No Peas at August 27, 2011 01:31 AM (4CSeG)
well that depends, does the cherry asshole smell like goat? then it's more like 40,000
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 27, 2011 01:32 AM (s7mIC)
I'll have you know my asshole is so clean you could eat a six course meal out of it.
Ooohhhh but my odds of getting man-raped just went up, didn't they?
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:35 PM (4q6A5)
A family member lives in a neighborhood near a Mormon church, and says that the Mormon kids don't play with the non-Mormon kids in the neighborhood on Sundays, and it actually starts at sundown on Saturday. I have no idea if that's true or not.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 26, 2011 09:35 PM (Zgfnd)
actually, having actually seen Bebe, I think she could pull it off
Bebe, I am having a massive Halloween party, wanna come?
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:35 PM (s7mIC)
just RSVP to chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:37 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: fluffy at August 26, 2011 09:39 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:39 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2011 01:39 AM (4Kl5M)
chicks don't like sucking on balls so take advantage of doing that when ever you can
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 09:41 PM (M8yfa)
Sings a song...
Sounds like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...
Just like the white winged dove...
Sings a song...
Sounds like she's singing...
Ooo baby... ooo... said ooo
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:42 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:44 PM (s7mIC)
nope. nada. /shrug
Looks like it's an issue with my computer too. Just checked on our other computer... no issue.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 09:45 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2011 01:39 AM (4Kl5M)
Take a camera, post pictures of her reaction.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 09:49 PM (4q6A5)
Looks like it's an issue with my computer too. Just checked on our other computer... no issue.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 27, 2011 01:45 AM (afWhQ)
Did you got and try that Speedtest site I linked up earlier? It might help in determining the issues
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 09:49 PM (GULKT)
Very class act.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:51 PM (piMMO)
Oh no it was Stand Back that is seared in my memory like when Nixon sent John Kerry to Cambodia a month before he took office.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 26, 2011 09:52 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at August 26, 2011 09:53 PM (kBWjM)
nope. nada. /shrug
Looks like it's an issue with my computer too. Just checked on our other computer... no issue.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 27, 2011 01:45 AM (afWhQ)
Malwarebytes. Download the free version and run an in depth scan.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 26, 2011 09:53 PM (3S10h)
This guy is out of his fucking mind.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 09:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 09:57 PM (HAx/g)
(Stand back, stand back)
In the middle of my room
I did not hear from you
It's alright, it's alright
To be standing in a line
(Standing in a line)
To be standing in a line
I would cry
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:58 PM (s7mIC)
Malwarebytes. Download the free version and run an in depth scan.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 27, 2011 01:53 AM (3S10h)
Yep. found nothing.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 09:58 PM (afWhQ)
587 I'm stealing a link from Curious from the hurricane thread above.
But It was probably using it as a legitimate source. You are linking to mock it. There is a definite difference.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 09:59 PM (GULKT)
Drivers are all up to date, both malwarebytes and avast! say the pc is clean. Flash is up to date. Browser's up to date.
Arhg. I've flushed my DNS, cleared my caches and cookies... no freaking luck.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 26, 2011 09:59 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 09:59 PM (s7mIC)
I've gotta be honest: I'm watching it. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. The stupid sonofabitch has now set up camp underneath an awning at a gas station. It's about to fall apart.
It will be a miracle if that guy is still alive tomorrow.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 01:54 AM (piMMO)
A gas station awning swaying in the wind...the HORROR!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:02 PM (4q6A5)
chicks don't like sucking on balls so take advantage of doing that when ever you can
Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2011 01:41 AM (M8yfa)
i was always told "if all else fails, suck his balls. nobody hates that."
I'll be damned, but its always a hit.
i dont know who you have been hanging out with, but talking to the girls, that has never been mentioned in any "things we hate doing" discussion i been in on. NEVER.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:03 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 10:04 PM (HAx/g)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:04 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 10:05 PM (HAx/g)
Which is interesting given how many guys complain about their wives/girlfriends refusing to go south.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 02:05 AM (HAx/g)
Why is the bride smiling on her wedding day?
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 10:06 PM (GULKT)
STAND BACK
it's time for bed
man am I drunk
I guess that is what 10 beers does to ya
srsly if you want to come to my epic massive halloween party just RSVP
talk to ya l8r g8rs
Posted by: chemjeff - free GGE at August 26, 2011 10:06 PM (s7mIC)
I really believe the guy has been drinking or hitting the bong tonight. When the hell does he plan to seek shelter?
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:07 PM (piMMO)
And then they were gone.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 10:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:08 PM (4q6A5)
Why the hell would ANYONE ponder that?!
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:08 PM (piMMO)
Which is interesting given how many guys complain about their wives/girlfriends refusing to go south.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 27, 2011 02:05 AM (HAx/g)
well my life experience has been a little different. lol
my friends arent exactly high maintenence housewives who just go shopping and think the end all be all of life is being a mommy or having a career.
Tho i heard a HILARIOUS story from Aurouchs about someone we both knew who would not swallow and ran flailing from the room to find a sink to spit in... his description of the arms flapping particularly killed me.
I was like ok but if you swallowed then wouldnt that get rid of it faster?
he told me getting all weird and practical like that is why most of my pals high maintenance girlfriends dont like me.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:13 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:08 AM (piMMO)
Well if Michael Vick were barbecue spare ribs I could probably resist the temptation. Probably.
But delicious cake is delicious and hard to resist.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:16 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:17 PM (4q6A5)
Is that wrong?
Probably, I don't care. This guy is an asshole and needs to die.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:18 PM (4q6A5)
Well if Michael Vick were barbecue spare ribs I could probably resist the temptation. Probably.
But delicious cake is delicious and hard to resist.Yeah. I think I'd have to go with the spare ribs. Cake just hasn't been the same since folks stopped making it the icing with lard.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 10:19 PM (HAx/g)
Is that wrong?
Probably, I don't care. This guy is an asshole and needs to die.
SEE?! I told you! It's like watching a train wreck. I've been trying to figure out if the guy directing him is out in it too or if he's tucked away safely somewhere off the island.
If I understand correctly, this SOB is on the island and intends to broadcast through the eye.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:21 PM (piMMO)
And then they were gone.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 02:07 AM (kaalw)
i think people really need that. hell i do it for animals. but then i talk to animals like people, so im weird.
but my other gramma was very frightened when she was passing. she hurt bad and was very scared to die.
i had just lost a kitten i had been nursing (not due to me, due to dumb owner) but i gramma kept insisting she wanted a kitten when she got home. This is weird i dont know WHAT posessed me, but i told her "gramma, when you hear the little bell on my kittens collar i want you to get up and follow her. ok? promise me you wont wory about anything, but just go find my kitten. i lost her. so if you hear her get up and see if you can find her. will you do that?"
ill be damned shed been talking to grandpa and her son for days and just before she died she kept hearing that bell. I hope she got up and found tink. SHe was so damn scared and died when i had gone to sleep.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:22 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:19 AM (piMMO)
I didn't really notice. I just swallow it whole without stopping to savor.
Ya know, now that I think of it, white Michael Vick does kind of look like a serial rapist.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:22 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:13 AM (QNeKQ)
Insty just ran a link to "withholding sex as punishment", and I was thinking, "ew, doesn't that make it explicitly commercial?"
Which led me to be musing about women who are honestly women....just as I hit your story. Yes -- flapping the arms would be the icing on the cake, as it were.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 10:23 PM (kaalw)
Malwarebytes. Download the free version and run an in depth scan.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 27, 2011 01:53 AM (3S10h)
Yep. found nothing.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 27, 2011 01:58 AM (afWhQ)
Download a fresh FF 6 ???
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 26, 2011 10:25 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:21 AM (piMMO)
The eye isn't that big a deal. It's the winds around the eye, now that shit sucks.
When hurricane Dolly hit us three years ago it was at least as powerful as this overhyped piece of shit. The only thing is instead of the eye passing through town, the eye passed around the town so we got battered by high speed winds for *hours*.
Okay, so this asshole like him some A1 steaksauce. That's great! He'll love the taste of my super potent semen.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:27 PM (4q6A5)
Download a fresh FF 6 ???
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 27, 2011 02:25 AM (3S10h)
Downgrade to 3.6. Might as well.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:29 PM (4q6A5)
Har har har
I really do think he's stoned
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:32 PM (piMMO)
Download a fresh FF 6 ???
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 27, 2011 02:25 AM (3S10h)
I've been running 6 since it was in Beta and haven't had a single problem. I had to update my flash player, but that was the only adjustment needed. FF is hated by some; loved by others. Right now I'm among the "love it" group. Anything but IE.
Posted by: Dell - Son Of Libertea at August 26, 2011 10:34 PM (3S10h)
ill be damned shed been talking to
grandpa and her son for days and just before she died she kept hearing
that bell. I hope she got up and found tink. SHe was so damn scared and
died when i had gone to sleep.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:22 AM (QNeKQ)
I'm not even 50 yet, and not all that decrepit, but I'm starting to worry. If I'm alone or hospitalized with strangers, how will I find a peaceful end?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 10:35 PM (kaalw)
Why is he next to trees?
I think the best place for this guy is a low lying area. Or perhaps the beach. Possibly in the water.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:37 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:13 AM (QNeKQ)
Insty just ran a link to "withholding sex as punishment", and I was thinking, "ew, doesn't that make it explicitly commercial?"
Which
led me to be musing about women who are honestly women....just as I hit
your story. Yes -- flapping the arms would be the icing on the cake, as
it were.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 02:23 AM (kaalw)
i see spitting with a lot of fanfare or even taking it on the face (which is just a clever way to avoid cum in your mouth) as an essential rejection of the guy you are blowing.
quid pro quo sex is just bein a whore. withholding for a purpose is ugly, unless hes into that and youre his dominatrix. But thats all transactive and not a relationship, and certainly not loving as i understand it.
Then again i know guys who hate the coochie and would never DREAM of kissing it. ok then why should i blow you? if everyones clean and takes care of themselves then it should be ok. Sadly too often i know its not... I hear about that too. oh do i hear.
that said , i knew i loved Grim when he came in from training and hadnt washed properly in at least seven weeks, and we were on the floor before he got in the door and we kicked the front door closed as we were taking each others clothes off. And im thinking "wow, he just got off the bus and hes still in his BDUs and stinks like a goat, I cant BELIEVE im really gonna do this..."
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:37 PM (QNeKQ)
I think the best place for this guy is a low lying area. Or perhaps the beach. Possibly in the water.
There's a utility pole with 2 or 3 transformers on it that is bowing and shorting out and now he's watching that. the dumbass originally parked under the awning to watch it.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:39 PM (piMMO)
I'll be up watching this dumbass all night just to see if he realizes what a mistake he made by drinking the bong water.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:41 PM (piMMO)
All the exploding electrical transformers turning the sky purple a few seconds at a time.
My brother being a total asshole.
My sister being a completely irrespsonsible bitch and not going back home up north, taking up space and resources.
I could have murdered them both and gotten away with it, I totally had cause.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:41 PM (4q6A5)
I'm not
even 50 yet, and not all that decrepit, but I'm starting to worry. If
I'm alone or hospitalized with strangers, how will I find a peaceful
end?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 02:35 AM (kaalw)
i have been just about dead twice. (no pulse) its easier than you think. just let go and stop fighting. dyings easy. Living is hard. You have to fight to live when you get past a certain point, and the dying is a big relief.
getting dragged back can be downright annoying.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:42 PM (QNeKQ)
I'll be up watching this dumbass all night
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:41 AM (piMMO)
I really should be in bed with a book.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:44 PM (4q6A5)
that said , i knew i loved Grim
when he came in from training and hadnt washed properly in at least
seven weeks, and we were on the floor before he got in the door and we
kicked the front door closed as we were taking each others clothes off.
And im thinking "wow, he just got off the bus and hes still in his BDUs
and stinks like a goat, I cant BELIEVE im really gonna do this..."
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:37 AM (QNeKQ)
And the thing is -- after something like that, you have little "knowing" smiles just between the two of you. Where Aurochs and his chicken wouldn't ever have anything like that, no matter how many times it happened.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 10:44 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 02:41 AM (dbYHP)
say again? i do not read you...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:44 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:44 PM (piMMO)
I hope y'all brought the funneh tonight because need some of that to go with my beer tonight...er, this morning.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 10:45 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 02:41 AM (dbYHP)
Seconded.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:45 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 10:47 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:44 AM (piMMO)
Okay, cool.
I can't wait to watch him get swept away in the winds and taken to Oz.
It really looks to be picking up a bit.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:47 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 10:49 PM (dbYHP)
And the thing is -- after
something like that, you have little "knowing" smiles just between the
two of you. Where Aurochs and his chicken wouldn't ever have anything
like that, no matter how many times it happened.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 02:44 AM (kaalw)
Grim both have a sense of humpour about the fact he planned to take a shower first. but we are total geeks an couldnt wait.
what was hilarious about the arm flapping chicken woman holding her breath was that she considered herself a sexy and worldly woman who knows her way around the bedroom. Poor Aurochs. he couldnt keep from laughing out loud and she was mortally offended and always held it against him.
if that had been us we'd have laughed like retards for years over it. TOGETHER. But acting like that, like i said seems pretty stupid. Swallow and take a drink of wine or coke by the bed to rinse the taste out. Its cooler.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 02:49 AM (dbYHP)
LOL.
that was my funny way of saying "dude im not sure what you just said"
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:51 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 10:53 PM (dbYHP)
I watched my mom die and I have never seen her with such a happy knowing look. I have watched others die before that, terrified, in pain and not knowing. When my mom died it made me start believing again.
Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 27, 2011 01:20 AM (MtwBb)
Right before my grandmother passed on, she said to my uncle "I can see your father, John." She too was ready and it strengthened my faith as well.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM (/izg2)
Okay, cool.
I can't wait to watch him get swept away in the winds and taken to Oz.
It really looks to be picking up a bit.I don't think he has any idea whatsoever what a hurricane wind is like. He really REALLY is completely clueless.
NC REf, join Robert and me over at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-severe-weather-webcam.
This guy is a freaking moron. And not the good kind like you.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM (piMMO)
Fleetwood Mac will tour again in 2012, Stevie Nicks confirms
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 10:55 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 10:57 PM (dbYHP)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 02:53 AM (dbYHP)
i am not sure where that sexually liberated woman thing got mixed up in the "pussy restriction" for wayward partner thing... but its ugly. if you want something from a guy, fix him nice things you know he likes, and take good care of him and blow him till he cant stand it any more... if he isnt a total bastard you probably will do ok.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 10:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 10:58 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 10:58 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 10:58 PM (dbYHP)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 10:59 PM (piMMO)
if that had been us we'd have
laughed like retards for years over it. TOGETHER. But acting like that,
like i said seems pretty stupid. Swallow and take a drink of wine or
coke by the bed to rinse the taste out. Its cooler.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:49 AM (QNeKQ)
I'm given to understand that certain foods may daunt even the most practical....asparagus and curry have been mentioned. But lovemaking isn't something that goes point-by-point and has a scorecard. When it works, just about anything works ("I prefer to be clean, but there was this one time....."). And when it's a head-trip going in, you get the release without the deeper connection (buck-buck-buckaw!).
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 10:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:55 AM (piMMO)
What an idiot. Until that awning starts bending, its just a stiff breeze. Do they actually get paid for that garbage?
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 10:59 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 11:00 PM (dbYHP)
I am sitting here watching it and knowing that the most interesting part about the whole thing is the idiot recording the storm.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 11:01 PM (M8yfa)
I'm given to understand that
certain foods may daunt even the most practical....asparagus and curry
have been mentioned. But lovemaking isn't something that goes
point-by-point and has a scorecard. When it works, just about anything
works ("I prefer to be clean, but there was this one time....."). And
when it's a head-trip going in, you get the release without the deeper
connection (buck-buck-buckaw!).
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 02:59 AM (kaalw)
dont believe the hype. if you can drink unfiltered beer, then it shouldnt be a problem. Im serious. its all mental. the trick is finding someone with a dovetailing neurosis.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 11:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 11:03 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 11:03 PM (bvXGR)
He was driving down a beach-front road when I first clicked on it and I kept expecting a giant wave to sweep him off the road.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 02:55 AM (piMMO)
No shit.
Oh good, he lost 100 pounds.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:05 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:06 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:06 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:07 PM (piMMO)
Must drink more.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:08 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2011 03:03 AM (bvXGR)
I had vaguely heard it somewhere before.....but, dude, Valley Girl was released in 1983. If you haven't found any other tits in 28 years........
........well, you're like a bunch of other morons. But that's no excuse.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 11:08 PM (wY55N)
i was wondering if i could get banned...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 02:58 AM (QNeKQ)
As I understand it Ace only fliped a lid when one ONT turned into a 48 hours borderline cybersex session between Morons.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:09 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:10 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:04 AM (piMMO)
We can pray.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:11 PM (4q6A5)
Almost. There's a utility pole with 2 or 3 transformers about to go as well. You missed him driving down a beach-front road and getting out of his car to check and see if the power line was going to fall on him.
He's on an island.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:11 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2011 03:03 AM (GULKT)
yeah im trying.
you know the way i started looking at this subject tonight is in terms of rejections vs acceptance. You know thats what withholding is--strategic rejection as punishment, to get a different result. I DONT think thats fair. i do think that is emotional abuse.
Now someone making you do it when you really dont want it is abuse too. no doubt. but if youre feeling like "well i could, but i wont cuz he didnt [fill in the blank]" thats just plain fucked up.
but then i dont get having casual sex like kids do in college now with all these hook ups, either, tho i get all kind of things most people consider kinda esoteric
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 11:12 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 03:08 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:14 PM (piMMO)
http://tinyurl.com/3bsnhe3
interesting that it made the jump to online betting
Posted by: The Dude at August 26, 2011 11:15 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:15 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 03:08 AM (wY55N)
Let's go.
We can't.
Why not?
We're waiting for that awning to collapse.
Posted by: Vladimir and Estragon at August 26, 2011 11:16 PM (/izg2)
Did I mention yet tonight that she had a really fine pair too? They are now even older.
I can still admire them, frozen in time and film.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 11:16 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:17 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 11:18 PM (wY55N)
Oh come on! I'm trying to forget our high school football "action" from tonight!
/
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:18 PM (/izg2)
Fucking Newsmedia whores going overboard with their sensationalist coverage.
Preempting Redeye for it too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 11:19 PM (GULKT)
I heard it too and it was so stupid I didn't even know what to say. My mind just went completely blank!
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:20 PM (piMMO)
I bet tomorrow curious links to him again talking about his informative live coverage of the hurricane.
Oh and on Fox, Times Square is "looking empty" at 3:20 AM you know if you ignore the cars on the street.
Posted by: buzzion at August 26, 2011 11:23 PM (GULKT)
I heard it too and it was so stupid I didn't even know what to say. My mind just went completely blank!
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:19 AM (piMMO)
Welcome to our restaurant. It has a wonderful atmosphere of ambiance.
Posted by: Maitre'd'idiot at August 26, 2011 11:23 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 11:24 PM (KZUm7)
Did I mention yet tonight that she had a really fine pair too? They are now even older.
I can still admire them, frozen in time and film.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2011 03:16 AM (bvXGR)
Just rattling your chain. We always remember the tits from our teens....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:25 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:25 PM (piMMO)
LOL! I couldn't even think of an analogy!
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:26 PM (piMMO)
Yes. It is going to be VERY DARK during the storm. Electricity wil likely go out. You will broadcast a whole lot of nothing.
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:26 PM (4q6A5)
This is really nothing but left over katrina captured by art bells weather machine. They saved it up to make the next donkrat look like a hero.
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 11:28 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:26 AM (piMMO)
If you look out the left side of the bus, there is a wonderful vista view!
Posted by: Redundant bus driver at August 26, 2011 11:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 03:23 AM (QNeKQ)
Is that Oahu?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:29 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 11:29 PM (KZUm7)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 11:30 PM (dbYHP)
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:30 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 27, 2011 03:23 AM (QNeKQ)
Is that Oahu?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 03:29 AM (kaalw)
yes. in some of the pix.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 11:30 PM (QNeKQ)
Also, a meteorologist has offered to feed him info.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:31 PM (piMMO)
Got back to Durham just as the leading edge was coming in, about 2am-ish. Long fkn day. Looks like we're just getting the very western edge of it.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:33 PM (/izg2)
I bid you all adieu! Sweet dreams, my fellow Morons!
I leave you one last thing...
Dream Theater - A Change Of Seasons
Posted by: Robert Pondering What He Would Do If Michael Vick Was Delicious Cake at August 26, 2011 11:34 PM (4q6A5)
I'm laughing at him now, but in the back of my mind I am aware that in a matter of hours he is going to be alone in the dark and scared completely shitless.
When I have daytime nightmares, they feature that trailer, sans tractor, that was left sitting on the bay bridge during Katrina. I can't even conjure in my mind the type of horror he must have endured.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 03:30 AM (dbYHP)
Sex is a hardwired process that promotes pair-bonding. Because it performs system-calls into deep protected-mode kernel functions, there are security risks. For this reason, and others, it should be used with caution and only in ways that are complementary to its intended purpose.
May produce subsequent generation if used properly.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 26, 2011 11:35 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 11:36 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:38 PM (/izg2)
Gushka and I were in agreement on this on a thread a couple of weeks ago.
No matter how tired you are. No matter how pissy a day you had at work
No person willingly having sex can not have fun.
Just go with it and, when you're done, you'll sleep better and won't be angry anymore.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:39 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 11:40 PM (KZUm7)
He's in Morehead City. I mapquested it and there's no way in hell I'd be there now.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:40 PM (piMMO)
??? Is that stupid jackass actually ASKING for more damage? Fkn worthless "reporters."
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:42 PM (/izg2)
Switch over and watch it here and you can follow the comments. http://www.crazymother.tv/
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:40 AM (piMMO)
If you spend enough time in Morehead City, NC you will be automatically transported to Climax, NC. Everybody should check that place out.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:44 PM (/izg2)
??? Is that stupid jackass actually ASKING for more damage? Fkn worthless "reporters."
I don't think he has a damn clue what he's saying, frankly.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:46 PM (piMMO)
Sex is a hardwired process that promotes pair-bonding. Because it performs system-calls into deep protected-mode kernel functions, there are security risks. For this reason, and others, it should be used with caution and only in ways that are complementary to its intended purpose.
May produce subsequent generation if used properly.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 03:35 AM (kaalw)
this is why i think casual hookups are unwise. i think they are bad for your soul. like youre tearing little pieces off.
Gushka and I were in agreement on this on a thread a couple of weeks ago.
No matter how tired you are. No matter how pissy a day you had at work
No person willingly having sex can not have fun.
Just go with it and, when you're done, you'll sleep better and won't be angry anymore.
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:39 AM (piMMO)
THIS
you cant fight the release of natures happy hormones and you will chill out and feel better, even if you are sick. That said, Partner didesnt have to be a dick, and the object is to win her over to your way of thinkin and make it worth her while
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 26, 2011 11:47 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:47 PM (piMMO)
That is a fine low cut dress you are wearing Ms. Nicks. MILF? Nope. No children. Other than that........
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 11:48 PM (bvXGR)
There is simply no way I'm going to bed until he gets hit with the eyewall. God watches over children and fools, right?
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:49 PM (piMMO)
It sounds like such a happy place.
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 26, 2011 11:51 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: GMB at August 26, 2011 11:51 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 03:50 AM (piMMO)
NC also has cities named High Point and Apex. Just sayin'.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:51 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 11:52 PM (dbYHP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 26, 2011 11:54 PM (KZUm7)
Humble soldier saves 4, gets rare medal for heroism
"Just mail it to me."
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 26, 2011 11:55 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 26, 2011 11:55 PM (dbYHP)
Well Captain John Smith did hook up with Poke-an'-hunt-ass. Fine, that was VA not NC but still.....
*yeah that was a stretch, thankfully the alcohol is kicking in*
Posted by: NC Ref at August 26, 2011 11:57 PM (/izg2)
The "meteorologist" who's trying to get him to get out of his car and take a photo of himself is this clown.
He is now putting his trust in a guy with his head up his ass.
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:02 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 12:05 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:05 AM (dbYHP)
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 12:06 AM (wY55N)
Kevin Martin · CEO at The Weather SpaceBrian, I am the Senior Meteorologist at TheWeatherSpace.com. I am tracking supercells embedded near you now and would like you to email your contact (number info) at legal@TheWeatherSpace.com - You said you have NO HELP... But you do have help... Just get me the info and you have a nowcaster with radar and 15 years exp...Email legal@TheWeatherSpace.com.
This guy is out in a fucking hurricane, at the anticipated sight of impact, and some pretend meteorologist is going to be his guide through hell?
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:09 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:10 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:12 AM (dbYHP)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 04:09 AM (piMMO)
Don't forget to duck!!!
*I did my job!*
Posted by: Pretend Meteorologist at August 27, 2011 12:13 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:15 AM (dbYHP)
How far away is this guy from the water? Any chance he could get flooded?
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 12:16 AM (wY55N)
OMG! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Do you remember who it was?
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:16 AM (piMMO)
G'night, all!
East coasters -- stay dry; stay safe. West coasters -- stay weird.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2011 12:17 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:17 AM (dbYHP)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 04:16 AM (piMMO)
Katie Couric? Or some equally worthless...er.......(fill in the blank)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:18 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 04:12 AM (dbYHP)
LOL I had no idea. But thank you for the history lesson, I learn so much here.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:21 AM (/izg2)
Well I was right in remembering that Katie Couric grated on my fkn nerves and had a part in that bs story.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:26 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:26 AM (dbYHP)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 12:26 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at August 27, 2011 12:30 AM (dbYHP)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:36 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 12:45 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:49 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2011 12:51 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 12:55 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2011 12:57 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 12:58 AM (sILPb)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 04:59 AM (/izg2)
You know it! BTW, just north of Raleigh we have rain but that's about it. We're expecting Irene to bring her sodden ass ashore sometime around 8 AM in the vicinity of Moorhead and then she'll traipse like a trollop through the Sailor-infested area of Norfolk/Virginia Beach and blow someone.
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:03 AM (sILPb)
Posted by: As If! at August 27, 2011 01:03 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:04 AM (sILPb)
OK so I gave it away. Have another hurricane party drink!
I haven't had so much fun since our '92 Riot Party in LA. Looters suck!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 01:08 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:11 AM (sILPb)
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:13 AM (sILPb)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2011 01:15 AM (/izg2)
Totally not storm related, I've been playing with my Mosin. It was missing one of the barrel bands so I ordered one, that's the only thing missing from the rifle. It's a dead accurate shooter, I have to say that.
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:28 AM (sILPb)
I am still in a little bit of shock that this guy is hoping it falls. This is someones livelyhood. Oh well, anything for the story.
Root for the awning.
Posted by: GMB at August 27, 2011 01:30 AM (wY55N)
I'd like to get a Winchester 700 BDL in .30-06 just to round out the rifles and I'd like a wheelgun, either .44 mag or .357 mag. I shot a 1911 pattern and decided that I don't want one, I'll stick with the Groks I think.
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:36 AM (sILPb)
Posted by: GGE, Back In The Horde! at August 27, 2011 01:38 AM (sILPb)
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