Posted by: Secundus at October 12, 2011 09:59 PM (96ems)

We like rape.

Posted by: sickinmass

You better thaw it out first or you could hurt yourself.

just sayin'.

Is anyone watching South Park right now?

It's not on until later here, why, what are they skewering now?

It's not on until later here, why, what are they skewering now?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:07 PM (RZ8pf)

It's called Last Of The Meheecans.

Soooo...yeeeaaahhhh...

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

Both problems can be solved by hooking up a webcam and a LiveStream feed and go-go dancing on your dining room table.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

WRONG!

32  At least you can post on FaceBook. 

I keep trying to post that we're getting a dog and the thing keeps hanging up on the bit about tagging whoever you're with.  No cursor, no posting, just sits there until I refresh and start over.  I hate the helpful new FB.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 12, 2011 10:06 PM (GTbGH)

I would instead offer the exquisite Kelly Preston (Mrs. Travolta).  I submit "Mischief" as evidence, Your Honor, as exhibit A.  Exhibit B would be "Secret Admirer" ...

Booobehhhsss.  Perfect Booobehhhsss.

speaking of webcam, had a creepy experience with mine. I have two accounts set up on my computer and on the guest account the webcam suddenly started starting automatically. Had to have a computer friend go into the registry and whack it finally.

And yes of course my wi-fi is password protected and I'm not the usual moron computer user so I have no idea how that started happening.

WRONG!

Posted by: The guy that says WRONG a lot at October 12, 2011 10:10 PM (sJTmU)

WRRROOOOOOOOONNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Mythbusters tried it and decided it doesn't make a difference.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle

You should not drink und bake!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

Are you going to take it anymore?

Posted by: toby928

Is that you, Morton?

What happened pgis?

Just stupid ex stuff that is next to impossible to verbalize other than through the vocalization arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhalsdputsldpt.

And yes of course my wi-fi is password protected and I'm not the usual moron computer user so I have no idea how that started happening.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)

I wondered why it quit working damnit.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:13 PM (c0A3e)

I still think Law Abiding Citizen couldn't make up its mind whether he was the hero or the villain...

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:16 PM (RZ8pf)

AAOOOGGGHHH???

Arg arg arg arg arg!!!

 You aren't being paranoid enough!

Words I never thought I'd see in regard to myself!!!!

Posted by: nevergiveup

What, no right of return?

speaking of webcam, had a creepy experience with mine. I have two accounts set up on my computer and on the guest account the webcam suddenly started starting automatically. Had to have a computer friend go into the registry and whack it finally.

And yes of course my wi-fi is password protected and I'm not the usual moron computer user so I have no idea how that started happening.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)

PGiS is your webcam internal on your computer rather than just being a USB plug-in.  Going to the Device Manager and disabling it might keep it from happening in the future, and not a bad idea if you don't use it often

Gerald Butler hasn't really done that well since 300, although Law Abiding Citizen was okay.

Couldn't finish watching it.  I wanted him to win.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2011 10:20 PM (FcR7P)

Sort of...

Mythbusters tried it and decided it doesn't make a difference.

Well that's all I need to know to convince me.

Getting my drink on with some American Honey...

Posted by: right at October 12, 2011 10:18 PM (RzLbD)

Excellent point.  Those were pretty special.   Best thing about perfect booobehhs ... Marginal utility never decreases.

Posted by: right at October 12, 2011 10:18 PM (RzLbD)

I had to look it up...my God!  Why wasn't I told?!?

Posted by: Kratos

No Hajj for you !!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:21 PM (c0A3e)

Lesse, Saudis are threatened by giant new oil fields opening up in North America, Iran is fucking with their royal family and building nukes...REGIONAL WAR!!!!!

I think we should just sit back and sell the Saudis arms for fun and profit.

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 12, 2011 10:23 PM (aYQHH)

Dildos everywhere are greatly offended by the comparison.

PGiS is your webcam internal on your computer rather than just being a USB plug-in.  Going to the Device Manager and disabling it might keep it from happening in the future, and not a bad idea if you don't use it often

I think now that the registry key is wiped it's probably OK, yes it is internal, my friend suggested that perhaps one of those automatic updates for the Dell software got fubared and that's why it did that.

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

In Commando, Rae Dawn Chong is a stewardess.  In life, she is the daughter of Tommy Chong from Cheech and Chong.

Also, it features a young Alyssa Milanowho later starred in "Who's the Boss?" with Tony Danza and as a witch in the series "Charmed".

Holy crap I totally forgot Psych premieres tonight!!!!11   *runs to TIVO*

Yes darn it and I have to wait until the boy gets home to watch it. And it sounds so goooood too, Sean saves Darth Vader.

The boy has injured the down arrow key on this computer playing Minecraft. Now it sticks darn it.

Saudi Arabia Says Iran Must Pay for Terror Plot

Dear Saudi Arabia,

We have sold you M1 Abrams tanks and other associated military hardware.  We have remained diplomatically friendly with you, despite your abhorrent treatment of women, homosexuals, foreigners, children, farm animals and everyone else.  We protected you from Saddam Hussein.

In return, you have continued said abhorrent policies and acted as a breeding ground for lunatics who hate us and want us dead, some of whom we didn't catch in time, as you know.

In conclusion, you are hereby invited to man the fuck up and prove to the world that you're not civilization's creepy basement dwelling welfare leech cousin who's on parole after getting busted with kiddie porn. 

Have fun with that and call us when you're done,

Western Civilization

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:27 PM (RZ8pf)

Thank you Vishnu for white women!

Posted by: right

Well, maybe in mainstream family fare type sorta-acceptable movies - it was sorta a surprising moment, with Jamie Lee playing the always believable hooker-with-the-heart-of -gold.

But there are some other "moments" in not so mainstream movies that, uh, would far surpass that.

And now Jamie Lee sells yougurt that makes you take shit regularly.  Frankly a little disturbing. 

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:27 PM (RZ8pf)

"do dishes" ...

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 12, 2011 10:23 PM (aYQHH)

Dildos everywhere are greatly offended by the comparison.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 12, 2011 10:27 PM (vNpDB)

This idea is dildos.

And now Jamie Lee sells yougurt that makes you take shit regularly.  Frankly a little disturbing.

And age was not kind to her.  At all.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Scrub a dub dub...

 You aren't being paranoid enough!

Words I never thought I'd see in regard to myself!!!!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

Seriously, PGiS, I'm saying things that, when I say them, I'm shocked to hear myself say them.

~~heads back to storing food, ammo, and batteries~~

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:29 PM (c0A3e)

We can sell 'em shit that works and wasn't put together by drunk wife beaters.  Surely that's a selling point?

Posted by: As If! at October 12, 2011 10:29 PM (piMMO)

I must have been sick that day.

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 12, 2011 10:23 PM (aYQHH)

I can't agree, but I can't yet improve on your take. I believe that there is, out there somewhere, the perfect insult that would capture Huntsman's uniquely douchy qualities. "Dildo" is not bad, but not nearly good enough.

Saudi Arabia Says Iran Must Pay for Terror Plot

Dear Saudi Arabia,

We have sold you M1 Abrams tanks and other high-end military gear.  We have remained diplomatically friendly with you, despite your abhorrent treatment of women, homosexuals, foreigners, children, farm animals and everyone else.  We protected you from Saddam Hussein.

In return, you have continued said abhorrent policies and acted as a breeding ground for omnicidal maniacs who hate us and want us dead.  Some of whom, if you recall, we didn't catch in time.

In conclusion, you are hereby invited to man the fuck up and prove to the rest of the world that you're not civilization's creepy basement dwelling welfare leech cousin who's on parole after doing 5-7 for possession of child pornography.

Have fun with that and don't call when you're done,

Western Civilization

And now Jamie Lee sells yougurt that makes you take shit regularly.  Frankly a little disturbing. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at October 12, 2011 10:30 PM (sJTmU)

Says you!

"Dildo" is not bad, but not nearly good enough.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2011 10:34 PM (2IW5Q)

"Whitebama"?

I can't agree, but I can't yet improve on your take. I believe that there is, out there somewhere, the perfect insult that would capture Huntsman's uniquely douchy qualities. "Dildo" is not bad, but not nearly good enough.

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle

That sounds hot!

******

Speaking of Commando.
Why yes. Yes, I am going.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch

And that sounds even hotter!

*****

The Saudis couldn't defend defend a herd of goats with all the vaseline in San Francisco.

Posted by: nevergiveup

One of these things is not like the other two.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 12, 2011 10:31 PM (Agn5J)

And what's more amazing is that some women actually fell for it!

My God...I'm doing this first thing tomorrow.

We can sell 'em shit that works and wasn't put together by drunk wife beaters.  Surely that's a selling point?

The Saudi Royals probably figured that if they got substandard arms for a lower price, that still means more money to blow on hookers, booze, fancy cruise-ships, and sky rise-buildings in Dubai and NYC. 

Says you!

Posted by: Robert has a cup, just needs two girls at October 12, 2011 10:36 PM (F79HU)

Now that's how ya fuckin' do it!  I'm sincerely impressed.

Speaking of Commando.
Why yes. Yes, I am going.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch

NOOOOO!!!

PGiS is your webcam internal on your computer rather than just being a USB plug-in.  Going to the Device Manager and disabling it might keep it from happening in the future, and not a bad idea if you don't use it often

I think now that the registry key is wiped it's probably OK, yes it is internal, my friend suggested that perhaps one of those automatic updates for the Dell software got fubared and that's why it did that.

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 12, 2011 10:27 PM (RZ8pf)

Grim used to keep his cam on when he was deployed in Iraq. i used to be able to email him and tell him when they did stuff in the hooch to his high speed cable or wiring and such. he said i was the best gaurd dog in the world, even tho he was half a world away!

one night my can was on too and i had just gotten out of the shower and i saw four little brown faces practically plastered to the screen of Grims computer, staring at me!

Some third party nationals prolly paki or jordinian were absolutly stunned at their good luck!

i have prolly never laughed so hard in all my life.

Another time he was in an 11 guy hut and i purely didnt know that the screen showing me was on because after that last incident if he wasnt there hed turn me off... Soooo i was reading a chat room and talking to Howco who was blazed out of his mind and totally ridiculous and so i guess one of his guys could see me laughing my brains out.

...he was changing and thought i was laughing at his naked self. He went and found Grim and told him. "Look man i dont care if your girl watches me change, shes cute but shes disrespectful and was laughing at me so im rattin her out to you."

those are my webcam stories ...that i can tell.

The Saudi Royals probably figured that if they got substandard arms for a lower price, that still means more money to blow on hookers, booze, fancy cruise-ships, and sky rise-buildings in Dubai and NYC. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:39 PM (c0A3e)

Sounds...decadent.

Posted by: John Matrix

Spoiler alert:  He lied.

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle

fap fap ... hello, my name is Steve ..... fap fap ... please you may give me your account number ... fap fap .. so I may be helping you ... fap fap

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:42 PM (c0A3e)

Nosirree.  I've seen the movie Executive Order, does that count?

Posted by: Kratos

These are my principles. If you don't like them, well,  I have others.

Groucho Marx

or

10,000 KSA princelings

Posted by: sifty at October 12, 2011 10:47 PM (4CSeG)

Chad. Chad is hanging and Chad is fapping. Hanging Chad, fapping in the wind.

Perhaps, I should not drink beer.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 12, 2011 10:48 PM (GTbGH)

Bwahahaha!

Chad of Pakistan. Shitting you negative.

That does it.  From now on, whenever I get a call from a number I don't recognize, I'm answering in a ridiculous Indian accent and calling myself Rajah.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:45 PM (c0A3e)

This really ought to be encouraged.  A pious Muslim should be one that loves to drink, smoke and carouse with wild, wild women.

Five times a day.  Facing Mecca.  Keep it on the up and up with Allah.

Chad. Chad is hanging and Chad is fapping. Hanging Chad, fapping in the wind.

Executive Orders movie--middling Harrison Ford pic, better performance by Gary Oldman

Executive Orders book--novel by Tom Clancy in the Jack Ryan universe, I give it a much higher grade

Posted by: toby928

Haha. Help Desk.  The Obama economy has made you into a phone sex whore. 

Ack! This is sad.

Chad. Chad is hanging and Chad is fapping. Hanging Chad, fapping in the wind.

Perhaps, I should not drink beer.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 12, 2011 10:48 PM (otfJ1)

i wonder if the little paki guys that saw me coming out of the shower thru Grim's webcam were all named Chad? Grim was sure that later they all were fapping.

Whoops, confused Executive Orders with Air Force One.  I denounce myself.

Movie Executive Orders was pretty good--I stand by my misnamed assessment of AFO.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:48 PM (c0A3e)

Sounds good!

Executive Orders movie--middling Harrison Ford pic, better performance by Gary Oldman.

True, but you're thinking of "Air Force One".  

Wait, it wasn't Executive Order, it was "Executive Decision" that I'm thinking of.  That's the movie with Steven Seagal and Kurt Russel. 

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 12, 2011 10:51 PM (QNeKQ)

You don't have to shake a Magic 8 Ball to know that the outcome is certain.

Or some perv in India was trying to get his rocks off while watching me do dishes....

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle

Wait, it wasn't Executive Order, it was "Executive Decision" that I'm thinking of.  That's the movie with Steven Seagal and Kurt Russel. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 12, 2011 10:52 PM (c0A3e)

Yeah, that's the one.  Executive somethinerother...

You don't have to shake a Magic 8 Ball to know that the outcome is certain.

Posted by: Robert

*******

Ask again later. We're all fapping now.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 12, 2011 10:53 PM (otfJ1)

That's...beautiful.

@228--

And anybody who isn't involved gets together and takes an opportunistic punch at the Israelis.

"Perfect symmetry" requires mathematical precision. "Perfect breasts" has a wider scope and is more of a gut judgment. It's sort of a guy thing.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2011 10:54 PM (2IW5Q)

The human mind innately rejects perfect symmetry--it registers as unnatural and appears strange.  Take a head-on portrait and put a mirror down the middle of it to create a mirror image of each side--you can't help but think, "something is wrong, this doesn't look like Person X".

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 10:56 PM (YL3wr)

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I'll do it for $35.

Can anybody recommend a decent scotch for under $40?

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 10:56 PM (YL3wr)

Decent?  that's a stretch.  You can find Johnny Walker Red for under $40 in many places, though I don't know if a PA state store is one of them...

I'll do it for $35.

Posted by: jc at October 12, 2011 10:58 PM (ufJKx)

Fuck that, I'll do it for $20 bucks and no benefits.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 12, 2011 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

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I like breasts in even numbers.  Odd numbers is an unsettling experience.

"Perfect symmetry" requires mathematical precision. "Perfect breasts" has a wider scope and is more of a gut judgment. It's sort of a guy thing.

So, what makes them perfect? What constitutes less than perfect?

It's like the Supreme Court's definition of pornography-- I know it when I see it.

Posted by: kbdabear

Scotch and fried spam are endearing enticements, especially if the spam is sprinkled with spicy chads from India.

Or, a baby's arm holding an apple.

Can anybody recommend a decent scotch for under $40?

In all seriousness, go for something good and look at the price second.  I'll pay a bit extra for quality.

And I personally think Johnnie Red tastes is...  Possessed of a taste that, perhaps, leaves something to be desired.  Black is a bit better.

And I personally think Johnnie Red tastes is... Possessed of a taste that, perhaps, leaves something to be desired. Black is a bit better.

Posted by: Secundus at October 12, 2011 11:07 PM (96ems)

Of course Black is better, but Red is reliably under $40--Black is usually in the low 40s in my experience.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 12, 2011 11:01 PM (T2/zQ)

no. my Mr Grim doesnt blog. hes kinda busy either sleepin or workin. And hes the kinda person who never says much to anyone but me about anything. He always kinda shocked he actually wants to talk to me. But often he has to remind himself to because he knows he should, and thinks its fair. Very quiet man. particularly dangerous, not too friendly unless you meet him  through me. so hes been "Mr Grim" for years. 

you know who thats a slang name for?

you see that name as a nicname in a certain line of work sometimes.

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 11:09 PM (YL3wr)

I drink Dewars White Label, it's like $20 here and it's a good scotch.

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 11:09 PM (YL3wr)

Walker Black is a solid option.  You can probably also get Chivas 12, which is an easier drinking scotch than some others.  I do most of my scotch drinking in bars, though, so other than JW I can't comment much on the cost of a bottle of the stuff.

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 11:09 PM (YL3wr)

I will say this:  At some point-- birthday, Christmas, divorce party, whatever-- put your hands on a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue.  Your wallet will scream, but it's very, very good.

Posted by: kbdabear

Ah, the golden years.  Something to look forward to!

What constitutes less than perfect?

Not being in my face right this moment counts as a significant point deduction.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 12, 2011 11:08 PM (gvlTU)

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Which ones?  The "My Cousin Vinnie" set or the over 40 yo and exposed to the world set?  Somehow, I am thinking they are not the same ones.

Posted by: joncelli at October 12, 2011 11:14 PM (YL3wr)

Jim Beam.  Jack is not technically bourbon, but that's a legal thing, not really a substantial one, and a 750 mL bottle will run you about $30 in the PA stores iirc.  Wild Turkey isn't bad, the 80 proof is definitely under $30, maybe even the 101.

If you're willing to spend a little more, you can get Jim Beam black, Maker's Mark, and some other premium bourbons in the 30-40 dollar range.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2011 11:22 PM (vBPTJ)

Loved that one!

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 12, 2011 11:18 PM (gvlTU)

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Yeah, those are pretty good.  Don't really need the hardware, but who am I to bitch?  Sized right for a small frame.  More than one, less than three.  Bulls eye above the equator.

got all the basics covered.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 12, 2011 11:23 PM (6GvAC)

i had a neighbor who survived the Bataan Deathmarch and years in a japanese prison camp with three children.  She wrote letters every day demanding reparations from Japan. One daughter went mad from being raped, one had polio and they threw away her leg braces and shes crippled. the son survived ok. but he was very very young.

this woman was a force of nature and very strong but i think as a child this was how i learned about unfairness in life.

Those beholding them, and those possessing them, should both be warned with a whisper that: Perfect boobs are fleeting.

Posted by: right at October 12, 2011 11:25 PM (RzLbD)

You're just upset 'cause I get more of the action.

Dropping by to shamelessly blogwhore my latest post, "The Brains behind "Airhead Autumn" (aka OWS)":

>>>>You have spent the past few weeks sleeping out in the elements, living in filth and squalor, fighting for your rightÂ…..to turn the United States monetary system into the equivalent of the European Union. Viva la Revolucion!

Â…. for the last 20 years weÂ’ve been talking about cultural revolution and weÂ’ve launched various campaignsÂ….

And you lucky kids are the ones who are finally going to make these idiotsÂ’ dreams come true!<<<<

http://t.co/0Kl5ZSFK

Just a little more info on the man behind Adbusters, which is behind this whole OWS campout.....

Posted by: sickinmass at October 12, 2011 11:30 PM (1rflU)

If he worked at McDonald's, he'd have been fired by now.

If he tried to live like that in private life, he'd be broke by now.

If he ran a business like that, he'd be in jail by now.

Posted by: comatus at October 12, 2011 11:36 PM (NA+Ul)

So what you're basically saying is that you don't have 40 bucks for a bottle of good scotch.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 12, 2011 11:20 PM (SsG4J)

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I know the answer to this, but I am hesitant to tell you.  Breasts for the purpose of observation are a great thing, and men are certainly visual creatures.  But beyond that, the only important thing about breasts is the person to whom they are attached.

I hate the att commercial where the guy signs the family up for mobile to mobile and his wife is a fn bitch about it.

I told honey he should have told her fu, goin to the bar, hubby said hell no, going to the titty bar.

does this now make it the longest running show that isn't part of Buffy-verse that has Tim Minear's name attached?

I think Wonderfalls made it for about 10 (and I think they filmed 14).

Posted by: jc at October 12, 2011 11:42 PM (ufJKx)

Well said.  My wife has a great rack, but I'd have never proposed to her had those lovely boobies not been attached to a lovelier person.

Well said.  My wife has a great rack, but I'd have never proposed to her had those lovely boobies not been attached to a lovelier person.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 12, 2011 11:46 PM (vNpDB)

She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she?

She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 12, 2011 11:48 PM (7EV/g)

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yer baaaad

She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 12, 2011 11:48 PM (7EV/g)

Nope, she's 200 miles away right now.  She might not have let me post that if she were in the same room!

I think Wonderfalls made it for about 10 (and I think they filmed 14).

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 12, 2011 11:46 PM (7EV/g)

forgot he was a producer on that, only name I think of at show is Bryan Fuller

Posted by: MissTammy at October 12, 2011 11:47 PM (SsG4J)

Hi you, how was your day? I watched baseball with hubby, made chicken fingers and the most delicious mac & cheese recipe I found online. Hubby even liked it, and hes not a mac & cheese guy..

I am afraid to read the ones that came before it.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 12, 2011 11:53 PM (OWjjx)

=======

generally sound judgement on any night, no?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2011 11:49 PM (vBPTJ)

How you doin'?

""Not only do i suck, i swallow.

For some strange reason, this was the first post I read tonight.'

No shit, you too huh?

Posted by: sickinmass at October 12, 2011 11:30 PM (1rflU)

Thread winner.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 12, 2011 11:57 PM (SsG4J)

Yea, hubby is a steak and potato guy..

I did get all my weeds pulled, about died, it was over 90 degrees here, which is more like 100.

So much for nice lv oct weather..

Posted by: Breaking News at October 13, 2011 12:00 AM (MwTP4)

I swear to god, at first I thought you were serious, sad if it wasnt so scary..

Posted by: Breaking News at October 13, 2011 12:00 AM (MwTP4)

========

will that be before or after he does everything he can think of to insult them?

^{Posted by: Breaking News at October 13, 2011 12:00 AM (MwTP4)}

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 13, 2011 12:04 AM (K/Iw9)

I'm sure he'll need a break sometime.

Posted by: Council of Planets at October 13, 2011 12:09 AM (Y+DPZ)

OK that just made me laugh.

^{Posted by: xxxx at October 12, 2011 11:45 PM (1rA2i)}

Well aren't you a clever little scamp!

Do you and your boyfriend play Pinocchio and Geppetto? I bet you are Pinocchio, cause you like it when he uses his hand "move your lips".

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Super Genius at October 13, 2011 12:08 AM (Y+DPZ)

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You remember that Caesar that shit on himself all the time and couldn't find his ass with either hand?  Yeah, well he had 12-15 times more on the ball than Krugman and Obumblefuck multiplied together.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 13, 2011 12:12 AM (6GvAC)

LOL I am so stealing that and modifying it for my use!

^{Posted by: Holger at October 13, 2011 12:10 AM (zaVyn)}

Why, he thinks he is God.

Posted by: Holger at October 13, 2011 12:19 AM (zaVyn)

25th. PC version on sale at Amazon for $42

Posted by: Zakn at October 13, 2011 12:19 AM (7F9i5)

I don't like where this is headed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2011 12:21 AM

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at October 13, 2011 12:22 AM (Y+DPZ)

things are looking up a little.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 12:25 AM (KZLoo)

see I knew this shit would get out of hand.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 13, 2011 12:28 AM (i0App)

like Cobra, it's an over looked fun piece of 80's cheese

Posted by: Zakn at October 13, 2011 12:27 AM (7F9i5)

Theres a bunch like that, I cant not watch Rocky..

Posted by: right at October 13, 2011 12:29 AM (RzLbD)

Her peak?  Hmmm...all the Skinemax I've seen her in were from the early and mid '90s, when she was about mid-30s. 

If you want to see her at her "peak", I'd suggest finding a copy of Playboy when she was the centerfold (Nov. '81).

One of the first movies she was in was Hot Dog..the Movie.  That was released in 1984.  Personally, if you wish to see her in all of her Skinemax "glory", your best bets are Body Chemistry 4:  Full Exposure and Scorned.  She was also decent in Possessed by the Night, but that movie was terrible even for a soft-core pron flick.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2011 12:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

steevy was on the front page of the results, bravo!!

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 12:53 AM (FMbng)

dont tell me there is another smoker left in the USA?

dont tell me there is another smoker left in the USA?

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 12:58 AM (R21xD)

Posted by: Theresa D. #OccupyTheONT at October 13, 2011 01:00 AM (Zgfnd)

Sadly the scoamf is a smoker, why doesnt the media kick his ass on this issue?

I have always wondered, well  not, stupid me..

Posted by: Anna at October 13, 2011 01:02 AM (FMbng)

Love other smokers, nicest people I met shivering outside at work. I get sick of people telling me I have to accept every fucking  pc bs or complete moral breakdown that happens, but they bitch when I smoke, and I am a considerate smoker, btw, wtf?

And I'm back as well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of (in)Sensitive Men at October 13, 2011 01:15 AM (bxiXv)

Society is for socialists, I find it best to have nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Zakn at October 13, 2011 01:09 AM (7F9i5)

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 01:30 AM (KZLoo)

Sailboat racing or did he somehow manage to take that photo on the surface of the planet Krypton?

Wow, man, crazy.

^{One of the first movies she was in was Hot Dog..the Movie.  That was released in 1984.  Personally, if you wish to see her in all of her Skinemax "glory", your best bets are Body Chemistry 4:  Full Exposure and Scorned.  She was also decent in Possessed by the Night, but that movie was terrible even for a soft-core pron flick.}

^{Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2011 12:36 AM (c0A3e)}

Miss Tweed was good in Hot Dog...The Movie.

But Sunny, oh that sweet Sunny. I would have been like Rudy:

Posted by: Theresa D. #OccupyTheONT at October 13, 2011 01:13 AM (Zgfnd)

Love it. Did the same thing to a lady who tried to turn a hand fan on me when I was playing keno, I told her bitch, I was here first and if you turn that fan on me, there will be trouble. She left..Tee, hee

Berserker,  sosorry about your mom, God Bless.  And I truly hope you can quit, I dont want to..

And good for you telling the dr the truth, I imagine she was confused as hell by it!!

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2011 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

Already been discussed comment 1 through 495, tee hee.

Already been discussed comment 1 through 495, tee hee.

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 01:36 AM (R21xD)

And then the ONT stopped for a smoke break.  Continue we much!

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 01:37 AM (KZLoo)

Didja look up the Jamie Lee Curtis Trading Spaces topless scene?

Oh mah lawd!

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 01:33 AM (gvlTU)

So sorry, the thing is the wall street stinky hippies would be the first ones to smoke aroung a girl who was pregnant.

Me, no way.

Already been discussed comment 1 through 495, tee hee.

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 01:36 AM (R21xD)

And then the ONT stopped for a smoke break.  Continue we much!

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2011 01:40 AM (4ixH5)

Sorry that was my fault, but I did indeed make it 20 minutes without posting, ya'll dont know how hard that was for me...

_{^{Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2011 01:34 AM (Rt5P7)}}

From what I heard, all the emails sent and received are stored on a server that is out of the control of Holder. I think the GSA has control over the servers.

From what I heard, all the emails sent and received are stored on a server that is out of the control of Holder. I think the GSA has control over the servers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 13, 2011 01:45 AM (eKuOw)

now that thought i REALLY LIKE.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 01:45 AM (FMbng)

Dusty aint my problem, I tend to get mean and drunk..

Sorry to all aos morons whom I have offended on a drunken night of commenting. Oh hell, fuck it, I apologize now and in the future for being an asshole on the ont.

Did I spell apologize right?, oh who the hell cares..

From what I heard, all the emails sent and received are stored on a server that is out of the control of Holder. I think the GSA has control over the servers.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 01:53 AM (FMbng)

I guess I do both, not proud of it, but at least I am honest.

Posted by: Theresa D. #OccupyTheONT at October 13, 2011 01:51 AM (Zgfnd)

Night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite, tee hee.

Only half joking, the bed bugs are running amuck!!

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 01:51 AM (KZLoo)

I'm doing even less!

^{Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2011 01:49 AM (Rt5P7)}

Has to go through the legal channels. GSA has control over them, but they are "contracted" to the DoJ.

Subpoenas are not fishing expeditions, they have to be specific.

Has to go through the legal channels. GSA has control over them, but they are "contracted" to the DoJ.

Subpoenas are not fishing expeditions, they have to be specific.

Sorry that was my fault, but I did indeed make it 20 minutes without posting, ya'll dont know how hard that was for me...

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 01:43 AM (R21xD)

We need to get Lou into ONTers Anonymous.

Sorry that was my fault, but I did indeed make it 20 minutes without posting, ya'll dont know how hard that was for me...

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 01:43 AM (R21xD)

We need to get Lou into ONTers Anonymous.

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2011 02:06 AM (4ixH5)

Is there such a thing, I would be the first and fiercest member.

I said member, tee hee.

That was for all the ont guys..

I said member, tee hee.

That was for all the ont guys..

Posted by: lous a girl at October 13, 2011 02:08 AM (R21xD)

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 02:12 AM (FMbng)

See, I learn something from you guys every time, I am still naive, thank goodness,tee hee

I said member, tee hee.

That was for all the ont guys..

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 01:40 AM (gvlTU)

game is fucking awesome and so fucking long

I said member, tee hee.

That was for all the ont guys..

Posted by: ONT Style Guide at October 13, 2011 02:16 AM (mue7s)

OK I am  dense, dont do well with stuff guys say. Night guys, have fun on the ont..

Posted by: ONT Style Guide at October 13, 2011 02:16 AM (mue7s)

It's cool, Lou is a chick.

Ya know, a bird

A dame, a broad...do I gotta spell it out for ya?

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 02:26 AM (FMbng)

It's true, like how right handed people have slightly larger and longer right arms.

And anyway, I don't think anyone would notice much of a difference between those mamms in the middle of mackin' on 'em.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 02:21 AM (KZLoo)

Oh, the Sears catalogue.  How I weep for todays youth.  Sure, they can immediately get hardcore fetish porn online that we couldn't get but they'll never know what it's like to be a young boy flipping through the Sears catalogue and stumbling upon the "young miss" undies section.

Now every eight year old just goes straight for the DVDA or Danish eggplant fetish stuff.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 01:53 AM (FMbng)

i become a compulsive truth teller, then my clothes fall off , then i try to sing.

Grim solved the singing issue. Someone who knew me long term expressed surprise he let me drink over it. Its horrible i will sing bawdy songs and not well.

"But it makes her clothes fall off." he said like they were stupid.

"yeah but who can stand her singing?"

"OH hell she cant sing if her mouth's full!" He laughed at his poor victim.

solved that problem. 

he may be quiet but hes not stupid.

Now every eight year old just goes straight for the DVDA or Danish eggplant fetish stuff. Posted by: Robert

and you wonder why they are protesting in the streets???? spoiled rotten a whole couple decades worth.. if you didn't freeze your ass off in the outhouse just to see chick in undies ala sears *tnks much* then you can't appreciate much of nothing...

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 02:32 AM (gvlTU)

Danke.

Now I wonder, is it true that breast feeding causes uneven boobs?

Do women have to alternate boobs every five minutes to keep from becoming lop sided?

and you wonder why they are protesting in the streets????

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 02:38 AM (KZLoo)

It's like a buddy of mine says, all the things they do and noises they make in porn no one ever really makes.  Not that teenaged tarts would know.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 02:41 AM (KZLoo)

It's a long and tedious job, Bean, are you truly up for it?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 02:40 AM (SsG4J)

you would die. i sing old fashioned bawdy songs. yes the funny kind. i guess once upon i a time i was really into those, and i only remember them now when plastered.

the bizzarre truth telling i have been told is nothing short of terrifying and incredible. When i was young the Old Man had to tell me never to tell people things about themselves they forgot on purpose. Sometimes when im drunk and mean i forget this advice.

then i progress to showing people my underwear.

then its like my clothes just flee

i dont even know what happens to them.

then i progress to showing people my underwear.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 13, 2011 02:46 AM (QNeKQ)

White cotton panties with little pink bows?

Any colored bow is good, really.

Posted by: viking at October 13, 2011 02:47 AM (OZymZ)

I'm not doing much of anything 'cept living under a rock.

Friends?  Lovers?  A Jedi needs not these things.

It's a long and tedious job, Bean, are you truly up for it? Posted by: Robert

fuckin A I am.... I can handle that and the "Watching the Catholic School Girls" assignment you gave me last night.. they are having problems because I request so many undi checks which they feel is unwarranted,, but I'm a stickler for details you know,, Marine Corps trained to get through anything...

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 02:50 AM (SsG4J)

Only if you much, and much we much.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 02:47 AM (FMbng)

i drink only very occasionally because the capers i come up with are epic. truly, like people try to film what happens next. my casual imbibing is generally something that leads to stories told even years later.

so i am usually a Tea totaler ...except when im not. Grim has been naughty in this respect because he likes to bartend. so he makes me very tiny drinks in shot glasses. Usually that keeps things under control and i just taste whatever hes creating for the night.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 02:52 AM (KZLoo)

Semper fi!  Now munch that mammary!

White cotton panties with little pink bows?

Any colored bow is good, really.

Posted by: Robert, ONT panty inspector at October 13, 2011 02:50 AM (4ixH5)

turquoise, pink bows. acid green with light blue. black with orange bows. Sorry no white. But i do have lots of pink with hello kitty!

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 13, 2011 02:59 AM (QNeKQ)

Mmmmmmm...approval!

*Stamp*

then i progress to showing people my underwear.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 13, 2011 02:46 AM (QNeKQ)

White cotton panties with little pink bows?

Pink cotton undies and blue telephones...

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 02:54 AM (gvlTU)

i sew. i embroider. ok i embroider like a crazy fiend. I am doing a giant wallhanging for Grimmy's room. its a large uzbek suzani, Bokhara style. Tree of life with deer and snakes and lions and every bird you can think of.  Will be awesome. All the colors of fire.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 02:58 AM (KZLoo)

That reminds me of an SNL skit I once saw many years ago.  Some dude had his ass replaced with a babboons ass and he's in a group counseling session with other people who have had body parts replaced with animal parts including a chick with small boobs giraffe nipples.

It was the stupidest thing but the giraffe nipples stuck with me.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 02:57 AM (FMbng)

You took the brown acid, too, didn't you?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 03:04 AM (SsG4J)

i think we shall BBQ, and have fun

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 03:08 AM (gvlTU)

Grimmy wont let me send him his that i made. he says his conditions are too filthy and things tend to walk away.  he wants his waiting on his bed when he gets home. OK.

Howies no better. Moves around too much and in too weird circumstances. sigh. they live in the dirt so ok. i guess i get it, Iraq was cleaner they keep explaining.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 03:08 AM (FMbng)

Who will sew the buttons back on our shirts?

I blame the feminists!

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 03:08 AM (FMbng)

thats stupid and sad. you can make nicer clothes and fun shit. I can crochet and embroider, and i do fabulous handsewing. but as for my embroidery its like im painting with thread. i love doing it too.

saved my ex from a bloody death.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 03:13 AM (SsG4J)

.....

No, no, I'm gonna refrain from posting those links.

Posted by: viking at October 13, 2011 03:16 AM (OZymZ)

i do not know a single Marine who cannot sew a button or do minor repairs to his uniform.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 03:16 AM (KZLoo)

No kiddin'!!!  And they were like three feet long.

The patriot 'ettes of the ONT, of course!

Posted by: viking at October 13, 2011 03:16 AM (OZymZ)

Patri'ettes are t3h BS3T!!!

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 03:17 AM (FMbng)

Unless they're giraffe nipples.  Can put your eyes out on those things.

i do not know a single Marine who cannot sew a button or do minor repairs to his uniform.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 13, 2011 03:18 AM (QNeKQ)

Well, guess we'll know what Obama'll have the Marines doing if he wins a second term.

United States Marine Corps for Button Sewing and Ironing.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 03:30 AM (SsG4J)

The vagoo is rather elastic.  It can handle a baby pretty well, right?

True, straight dude's don't go for that.  But most men you see in porn are gay.  True fact.

And gay men will stick it just about anywhere.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 03:30 AM (gvlTU)

its NOT pathetic. i do the damnedest shit for Grim. when i get an IM from him (if i am very lucky its sound and voice) everything stops i dont care if i am in the middle of Michael's with Aurochs fussing at me to be aware of my environment (why should i be i am standing next to a GIANT MAN trained for combat?)

and i will show him where i am and what i am doing and if i have privacy i will flash him boobs. i really dont give a shit. its your man. The sun in your sky. and its so precious when they are gone to get to see them IM or hear their voice.

funny about your blanket tradition. Its mine too. this is the first time hes been in a situation he told me "Dont send it." USually i make them in desert or jungle digicam color. Lion Yarns make a great one for desert. And its sooo soft and everyone was jealous of him for that one...

made em in Jungle for howco and charles and Grim stole Charles' so i made Grimmy his own so he would give it to charles. 

But this time round i dont know what they are up to but everyone said its too filthy for blankets, and if its cool it disappears so its sitting here ...waiting.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 03:36 AM (gvlTU)

Posted by: MissTammy at October 13, 2011 03:49 AM (SsG4J)

Well, gay dudes are still dudes and us dudes, well, so long as it's warm and wet we'll stick it in a pot of mud if that's the only option present.

Posted by: Berserker at October 13, 2011 04:26 AM (FMbng)

Yep, they're one of the best live acts anywhere.  Rob Halford is easily one of the greatest live singers in metal.  Total class act, too.

No word if he ever wore Gushka's panties.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 04:51 AM (KZLoo)

You were in Cambodia?

Yon has a mixed approach. Yes on pro troops most of the time and in a general sense. His intrepretations are not without bias. And he's an arrogant douche. The last part being the most important to me since he pissed off my fiance.

You think Yemen would be a good vacation spot for Yon? I like that. That's funny.

His analysis of the strategic situtation seems more sensationalised in recent years. I read his stuff early on, and it was informative. But more recently it seems like he reports attention getting stuuf.

Honestly Amanda, no. I get to send my fiance, brother, and a long list of friends from my time in the army what they need. Haven't thought too much about the locals.

Don't you have kids Amanda? You know they eat anything, including toxic materials labeled "DO NOT EAT". Soldiers who gave away MREs would leave the heaters in them, the kids would eat the heaters and get sick. Then the story from the locals was the MREs being given away were poisoned. Just be careful with anything that could be toxic and eaten.

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 06:15 AM (KZLoo)

Nope just foliage.

Foilage.

However the locals say it.

Posted by: Zakn at October 13, 2011 06:41 AM (7F9i5)

The first three were enough, weren't they?

Mind you, I didn't think Die Hard 4 was all that bad, but it kind of steps away from the original premise of the series, Bruce Willis fighting to save hostages (in a building, in planes or an entire city).

Now that I think of it, I can't even remember what Die Hard 4 was about except that it had Mac.

Have a good night/morning, gotta get the kids out to school.