December 23, 2011
— Gabriel Malor Actually, this isn't about Christmas at all. I'm all tapped out after the Festivus thread this morning. How about we go back to that tried-and-true moron favorite (which, yes, I know we already did today) the movies.
Let's start with this, because I find short people amusing.
How tall are these peoples?
Two things you can never, ever trust on IMDB: (1) the ages of the women, and (2) the heights of the men. I lived in Hollywood. Aside from Costa Rica, it is probably the place with the shortest average height for men that I've ever lived.
Speaking of Hollywood, yes, we are in a Baby Goose bubble. Every time I turn around this guy is in another movie. True story, though, for a darn hilarious movie (I was actually crying it was so funny) check out Crazy, Stupid, Love. I'm not a big fan of Steve Carell, but he really pulls this off. It also has Emma Stone, who is cheeky and delightful and frickin' hilarious in Easy A. This actress is going places.
Okay, where was I? Oh, right. Movies.
The makeup folks were PISSED.
Five minutes of behind-the-scenes The Hobbit: The Part One Subtitle I Can't Remember is available. And by "five minutes" I mean twelve.
Oh, what else is going on... Oh, here have another YouTube video that I've been watching too much of. It's music, so be warned. Here's another. And perhaps the most soulful version of House of the Rising Sun I've ever heard.
You gamers out there, I'm still totally absorbed by Skyrim (and too cheap to pay for a MMORPG), but I'm hearing good things about Star Wars: The Old Republic. A former AOSHQ guestblogger sends this review:
-The fully voiced dialogue, in key scenes in particular, is superb
-The writing is well done, KOTOR level - very great on class-specific stuff
-Finally, I get to roam the galaxy with Rachel Leigh Cook by my side. It's a dream for 15 year old me.
SWIDT?
And, finally, in almost-DOOM, but definitely moron-relevant news, the FDA sent this poor man, a bonafide "sperm donor" (scare quotes, trust me), a cease-and-desist letter since he doesn't have a federal permit. Look, if the federal government wants a permit before I make a "donation," it's really gonna put a crimp in my style. And I suspect yours too.
Oh, what the hell, one more music video, but only good for you morons who can speak Spanish. This one's got eye candy for the boys and girls.
Alright, g'night, ONTers. If you just close your eyes, Santa will get here faster!
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Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2011 05:18 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:19 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: The Lollipop Guild at December 23, 2011 05:19 PM (suwzr)
Posted by: Mickey Rooney at December 23, 2011 05:20 PM (BcTAZ)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:20 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:24 PM (AhUir)
Likely of no interest to anybody on the ONT: There were at least 500 ducks on the river today when I hauled the dogs out on an adventure.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 23, 2011 05:24 PM (uqmCi)
Posted by: Some Pizza Delivery Guy at December 23, 2011 05:25 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 05:25 PM (dZmFh)
Winterhold.
Watched my son play this week and I am of the age where I was in the mode of "what the fuck is this?". I asked him, didn't they already do this with a game a few years ago that I bought him? I'm still stuck in the Atari, Pac-Man, Asteroids, genre.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 05:25 PM (yGl9Q)
GOTY?
Posted by: pep at December 23, 2011 05:26 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (JGYCE)
Oblivion! That was the game I bought my son years ago. Thought it was the same thing.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 09:15 PM (Gk3SS)
Fetch your own box can't you see I'm totally trying to destroy the world here?
Posted by: Evil Willow at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:27 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 05:28 PM (Gk3SS)
I like Shakira better when she is covered in dirty motor oil.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 05:28 PM (ENKCw)
much to my dismay I have not yet encountered any Christianist rioters
Make a sign of the fish and you'll get a spontaneous Christianist riot.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 05:29 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2011 05:29 PM (2v+KF)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:29 PM (jH4mB)
Gah. Y'all are making me want Skyrim now.
I don't know how I've managed to walk past it so many times already.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 05:29 PM (SB/6f)
Evening, ONT'ers. First time I've had time for one in awhile.
Time a ticking away. Accepted a new gig today. I have to report on 1/16/2012. It is 5 hours from my current home.
I am as filled with both wonder and fear as I was right before my first child was born.
Not too long ago I had decided God wanted us to grow old in this house and I was quite fine with that. Guess he has other plans.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 05:31 PM (Ip8Ph)
Come on none of the above!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 05:31 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:31 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)
You have to take care of yourself first, sister.
Posted by: FLOTUS at December 23, 2011 05:31 PM (SB/6f)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:32 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Opinionator at December 23, 2011 05:33 PM (H14Av)
You have to take care of yourself first, sister.
Posted by: FLOTUS at December 23, 2011 09:31 PM (SB/6f)
And don't over-feed your children or I will find out!
Posted by: Bitch Hobama at December 23, 2011 05:33 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:34 PM (jH4mB)
Just got to where I can smith daedric armor.
And of course I'm light armor specialized.
It can eat a whole day so easy.
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 05:34 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:34 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:35 PM (RvsVx)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:35 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)
Yeah, my boy loves it. But my age showed when I said that it looked like Oblivion. He gave me that look, but he did patiently explain sort of the difference. As usual, my brain didn't grasp.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 05:36 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:36 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:37 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (WsOiK)
Evenin' y'all!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (yGl9Q)
butt welded pipe fittings are a thoguhtful and festive gift.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (SB/6f)
Hey, chemjeff! How come you posting from your phone? Finally get sucked back into the gender-neutral funzone that is fapplebees?
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:39 PM (RvsVx)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 05:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:40 PM (qFpRI)
Should I put selling your house on my prayer list?
Yes, please. I have picked out a rental duplex. SWMBO and the kids will stay here until house sells or school year ends.
I pray for a quick sale so we won't be apart long and we can get to moving on a new purchase. Our favorite so far is a short sale so we can't do a contract with a contingency for selling our house. It will probably go to foreclosure before we get our place sold.
Sitting here in all this space, enjoying my fireplace is sort of depressing since I know I'm leaving it soon.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 05:41 PM (Ip8Ph)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:41 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 23, 2011 05:42 PM (G99e4)
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 05:42 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 05:43 PM (piMMO)
No raise, Chemjeff unless you count the 5K expense account I get to burn on relocation (any part of it including rent if I wish).
But even getting a match in this economy is a miracle.
I've been looking for 18 months and had resigned myself to a 5-10K cut because no one was offering what I'm making now.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 05:44 PM (Ip8Ph)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 05:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:45 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:45 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 09:43 PM (piMMO)
Is this the guy who lopes his mule in the theater seat?
Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2011 05:45 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at December 23, 2011 05:45 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:46 PM (RvsVx)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 05:46 PM (qFpRI)
Oops. My bad.
The Frijid Pink version is decent too..
(thanks for doing the ONT, I recall reading CDR M is kinda under the weather -- get well soon dude)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 05:47 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 05:47 PM (dZmFh)
Had to go back to school cuz there was nothing available anywhere near what I was making when I became funemployed.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 05:48 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:49 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:50 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:51 PM (RvsVx)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 23, 2011 05:52 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 09:50 PM (jH4mB)
Scary!!!! But, yeah, I knew you couldn't quit that. May the force be with you, mi amigo!
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:53 PM (RvsVx)
Chemjeff, you seriously need to expand out into other restaurant chains, like Texas Roadhouse, for example.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 05:53 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 05:53 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 09:51 PM (RvsVx)
What is a "kine fattie?" Kine is the singular of cattle, so I understand that, and fattie sounds suspiciously like a cigarette made with a weed other than tobacco, but the two together...
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 23, 2011 05:55 PM (sEvRn)
or something.
Evening 'rons and 'ettes. Lets tear up the holidays.
Scott, I've been looking for 2 years. hoping that an old company will take me back.
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 05:55 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 09:53 PM (AhUir)
YOU GOT A CAR???? tell, girl, tell us all about it 
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 05:55 PM (RvsVx)
That's not a Mediterranean pop star. THIS is a Mediterranean pop star.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 05:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 09:51 PM (RvsVx)
A gentleman would have filled your ice trays, too.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 23, 2011 05:56 PM (SB/6f)
Mandy, getting Skyrim this week. Should I be a wood elf. Thats what I'm thinking.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 05:57 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:57 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 23, 2011 05:57 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 05:58 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 05:59 PM (jH4mB)
Life is good here, although it got somewhat uncomfortable last evening. Went to a get-together and the only leftwit in our family was there. After listening to him run his yap debasing my military I finally told him in a clear voice he owed them a huge vote of thanks, for preserving his privilege to be as much of an asshole as no one could stand. And everyone heard me.
He left shortly after.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2011 05:59 PM (SAMxH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g
Posted by: Ranba Ral at December 23, 2011 05:59 PM (G99e4)
Yes it is and I LOVE him.
Who the hell wasn't wanking it in a pron theatre? It's not like he was at an airing of Gone with the Wind.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 05:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 09:58 PM (OluE0)
I think you are thinking of klein.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 23, 2011 06:00 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:00 PM (Gk3SS)
That would be kleine.
Posted by: Samuel Adams
Ah yes. kine is no. damn my idiocy
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 06:00 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 09:59 PM (jH4mB)
You need to mix it up, jefe, or they are going to pin those missing hobos on you too easily.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 06:01 PM (SB/6f)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:01 PM (jH4mB)
Scott J you're doing a short sale?
No the house in the new location we really like is a short sale. But that limits how flexible the price is and also means we can't place a contract with contingincies (typically you make an offer contingient on selling your current home).
Sometimes I feel like a bit of a selfish SOB. I am gainfully employed. Just miserable. No hope of making the current gig better so I'm moving on.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 06:01 PM (Ip8Ph)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g
I was at You Tube earlier, watching all the WTF moments when the system gets glitchy. There's a treadmill horse and sabre tooths that ascend to Heaven after they are killed.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 06:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 06:02 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:02 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 09:57 PM (jH4mB)
Never went with the schlong, ya little perv. It was scary big . . . not every 'ette thinks that is a good thing.
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 06:02 PM (RvsVx)
anyone doing anythign interesting tonight?
Hippie Speedballs and Hockey
Posted by: garrettI'm in. LOL
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 09:59 PM (piMMO)
OMG. I may have done something wrong.
Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (JGYCE)
Eine kleine nachtmusik.
Posted by: W.A. Mozart at December 23, 2011 10:02 PM (BcTAZ)
You type Austrian well.
Posted by: Obama at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (DzX9o)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (jH4mB)
Harry Partridge makes great animations.
The Elder Scrolls Adventures with the Dovahkids: http://tinyurl.com/7gn5aud
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (FKQng)
Never went with the schlong, ya little perv. It was scary big . . . not every 'ette thinks that is a good thing.
Come to me peaches and I'll wow you with my 2 inches of thunder.
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 23, 2011 06:04 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:05 PM (Gk3SS)
Oh for you morons with youngins, go to portable north pole and if your kids sent a letter to Santa, sign up to get them a video email from Santa. Not kidding, it is well worth it and very well done. Really do it, you won't be sorry and your kids will be awed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2011 06:06 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 09:39 PM (yGl9Q)
We don't know exactly, but apparently about 20% of Perry's signatures were counted as invalid but less than 10% of Newt's were. (Roughly). It's possible, but in order for it to happen, a subcontractor or activist would have really had to screw the pooch in signing up people.
What may happen is that Perry contests this and -- lo and behold -- they declared some invalid signatures that were not actually invalid. Even if that comes to pass, by then the damage has been done and one more nail in the Perry coffin has been driven. It reminds me of the press release in which Kim Jong-Il was mentioned 7 times but in one mention there was a typo calling him Kim Jong II.
The meme is set.
In fact, Perry has been spending so much time and money in Iowa but been so low for so long, it doesn't surprise me that he doesn't have a good organization in VA.
UPDATE: Apparently it's not confirmed that Newt has qualified.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2011 06:06 PM (ojx6E)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:06 PM (jH4mB)
And yet Bill O'Really is about 6'5".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 06:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 06:07 PM (PddVe)
Never went with the schlong, ya little perv.
I was wakeful at 3:00 this morning I came out and had a couple pokes.
You have some explaining to do, Young Lady.
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2011 06:07 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 06:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Zombie James Cagney at December 23, 2011 06:09 PM (DzX9o)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 06:09 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:09 PM (qFpRI)
Yeah, and if you know banking, .Net (and can tolerate doing a little VB6 and Java), SQL and can stand an open office environment along with European grade social engineering there's already an open slot on my team and I will be vacating another.
Just be aware that management polishes Accenture's knob and your experience is considered irrelevant.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 06:10 PM (Ip8Ph)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:10 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 09:35 PM (Ip8Ph)
Somebody is strong in the ways of the Cooper, it seems...
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 06:10 PM (wH6fn)
I have the sneaking suspicion that I may have dug myself into the time problem anyways.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at December 23, 2011 06:11 PM (H2TDP)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 10:02 PM (qFpRI)
I was contemplating the Nords but I felt Bosmer was acceptable because unlike in most RPGs I hear archery is effective against things in the elder scrolls games. I can also call upon animals like bears and mammoths to curb stomp dragons I think.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 06:11 PM (FKQng)
so I had some blood drawn on Thurs
and now I have this giant bruise on my forearm
so I am just grateful it's winter so I don't have to attempt to explain this bruise
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 10:10 PM (jH4mB)
Don't be afraid to tell the truth. Heroin use should be legal.
Posted by: Junkie Ron Paul at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (DzX9o)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (UuVox)
Posted by: The M. I. Double Tizzle at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (ozpOn)
Somebody is strong in the ways of the Cooper, it seems...
"To Ride, Shoot Straight and Speak The Truth" was a life-altering read in my early 20's.
Posted by: Scott J at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (Ip8Ph)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2011 06:15 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2011 09:55 PM (RvsVx)
Lol. No, a Kindle. Thus my undying gratitude to Alexthechick for making it usable on the HQ.
I paid off the cars a year ago and am crossing my fingers to get at least another year out of them before having to figure out getting new ones.
Posted by: Polliwog the Hobbit Teahada at December 23, 2011 06:15 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (qFpRI)
so I had some blood drawn on Thurs
and now I have this giant bruise on my forearm.
Ugh. Either your veins aren't very conducive for blood drawing or your phlebotomist screwed up.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (PddVe)
Mandy, my 6 and 4 year old girls went crazy for each other when they got to be on the Nice List. My 4 year old got her email second and was quite nervous about the list. It was really cute.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)
I want to know what entity is keeping that bitch alive. Isn't she like 125 years old?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 06:18 PM (yGl9Q)
Archery is fun. I love sneaking into the final lair and then shooting one arrow and ending the quest. Snipe.
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 06:19 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:19 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:19 PM (jH4mB)
Hah- just watched it. She's pretty funny.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 23, 2011 06:20 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 23, 2011 06:20 PM (ndqJC)
I'm freakin' starved and found a slab of peach pie in the fridge.
No, Michelle O, you can NOT have a piece of my pie!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 06:22 PM (UuVox)
Posted by: stoner at December 23, 2011 06:22 PM (sHY5w)
She made a pact with the Chaos God Nurgle, which explains her corpse-like appearance.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 06:22 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 10:16 PM (qFpRI)
What is he? I play Dark Souls, another great RPG however archery can barely do much against high level enemies. The most powerful arrows in the game can only kill a hollow night in two shots.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 06:23 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:24 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Seth at December 23, 2011 06:24 PM (DzX9o)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 06:25 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:25 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:25 PM (qFpRI)
Also my horse disappears out from under me.
I'm so ashamed.
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 06:26 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 10:16 PM (PddVe
That's too cool. I married my wife in the Phils then married her again in the US 2 months later. Marriage is the best! 13 Years, I'm still smilin'!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 06:27 PM (UuVox)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:27 PM (qFpRI)
My silly dad told me.. then told me not to tell. Geesh.. he is like a big kid. He ought to know I am not telling him what he is getting.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 23, 2011 10:24 PM (qjUnn)
Have a question. I just bought my wife a Kindle for Christmas and she loves it. Do you know what is the best site for free book downloads? Anything other than Amazon.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 06:28 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:28 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxVjbGvUpI
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 23, 2011 06:29 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 06:29 PM (rCEvh)
My neighbor is an Argonian. Troll.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 06:29 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:30 PM (jH4mB)
I had a back pierced arterial wrist tap one time and it leaked and bruised my entire arm. It hurt worse than the procedure they did on me. But that is an artery.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 06:30 PM (ENKCw)
Next I may try the Argonian lizard folks. Although they may be sleepy all the time in Skyrim.
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 06:30 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:31 PM (bxiXv)
Pie is gone. Back to work! Nite all! Merry Ha ha!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 06:31 PM (UuVox)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 06:32 PM (pkQdU)
Posted by: sifty at December 23, 2011 06:32 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:32 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:33 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2011 06:33 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 06:33 PM (pkQdU)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:34 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 06:34 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 23, 2011 06:36 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:36 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 10:27 PM (UuVox)
We eloped to Barbados. Flat out told no one except our good friends because we needed a US contact.
Got her a Middleton Knife...SCORE!
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2011 06:37 PM (PddVe)
I bought a mega millions ticket, wish me luck.
$78 million after taxes.....If you live in Texas.
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 06:38 PM (wQmDt)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 10:32 PM (jH4mB)
Yeah. lol. Here's a wiki primer on clotting factor VIII.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 06:38 PM (ENKCw)
This is messed up.
Posted by: todler at December 23, 2011 10:16 PM (OluE0)
Some kids need a serious reality check. I was at the store the other day and a little kid did something to upset his grandmother, and she came at him with a right cross. For real, I couldn't believe what I saw, but the boy straightened right the hell up. Obviously it wasn't the first time she knocked some sense into her boys and girls. Discipline. Some need more than others.
S'up todler.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 06:38 PM (/izg2)
Tell the tattooed and pierced girls in the bars that they are track marks and that you'll hook 'em up if they follow you back to your place.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2011 06:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:39 PM (bxiXv)
$78 million after taxes.....If you live in Texas."
Work hard, thats your luck
Posted by: burp at December 23, 2011 06:40 PM (Wz5Xq)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:40 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 06:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:42 PM (jH4mB)
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Posted by: Guard at December 23, 2011 06:44 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 10:42 PM (jH4mB)
Chicks digs bruises and scars...so I've heard.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 06:44 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:45 PM (jH4mB)
I finished the main quest in Skyrim the other night. Redguard spellsword with a focus on healing and heavy armor. I'll probably try an assassin next time.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 06:45 PM (doww8)
Posted by: Hack at December 23, 2011 06:45 PM (0Sfxh)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:46 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 06:46 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Seth at December 23, 2011 10:24 PM (DzX9o)
Success!!!
Posted by: @OWS at December 23, 2011 06:46 PM (/izg2)
Motel 6 is better
Scottish Inn. The shower heads are adjusted so they hit you right in the arm pit. Unless of course you're Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 06:48 PM (wQmDt)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 06:49 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 10:45 PM (jH4mB)
I stayed at an Econolodge...under new ownership...for 11 days waiting to move in and was surprised at how decent it was. Negotiated a rate of 38.99 a night if I bought 5 at a time.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 06:50 PM (/izg2)
Tom Cruise stars in a modern adaptation of a Stanley Donen classic:
Seventh Thetan Level Scientologist for Seven Brothers
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 06:50 PM (SB/6f)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 06:50 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:50 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 23, 2011 06:51 PM (ijjAe)
... i pretend that the sequal 'the sith lords' never happened tho...
this game as something for everyone: good story, causal play, easy grouping and so far enough ways to play the game. jedi, bounty hunter, sith, smuggler or solider with about 6 or 8 races to choose from.
it's some good stuff. i haven't had this much fun with an MMO since 'City of Heroes'.
Posted by: Hack at December 23, 2011 10:45 PM (0Sfxh)
Ok, now they say that you can play TOR as a sequel to the KOTOR games, and that you can still play it even if you don't want to play with other people. If you want to essentially Solo through the game, do you still have to pay the monthly fee?
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2011 06:51 PM (GULKT)
I used to hit him right in the face. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Tom Thumb at December 23, 2011 06:51 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 06:52 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 23, 2011 06:53 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: TomH at December 23, 2011 06:53 PM (wOrAR)
It's a Blizzard product, so- soon*
* "Soon" being defined by Blizzard in geological terms.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 23, 2011 06:54 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: burp at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (Wz5Xq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Zakn at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (zyaZ1)
Well, I looked down at him, and he looked up at me, and the expression on his face just shouted, "Go ahead! Say it! Say it!" But I was polite and kept my mouth shut.
I later read that on "Wyatt Earp", they hired short actors and used scaled-down sets, all to make their star look taller than he really was. What a strange way to make a living.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (ojvSZ)
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (wQmDt)
So Kim Jung Il dies the same week the new Air Jordans release... Dude's hanging in Vegas with Elvis right now sporting new shoes . Trust me.
No freaking way. Elvis still manages what remains of the KFC in Saginaw MI after the last riot.
True story.
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (wY55N)
Quiet, you! The always reliable wiki sez that Diablo 3 is due out first quarter of 2012. Since God loves me and wants me to be happy, I'm sure Blizzard will keep to its timeline.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 06:56 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: The Mighty John L. Sullivan at December 23, 2011 06:57 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Guy Who Maintains the Skyrim Buglist at December 23, 2011 06:58 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2011 06:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: sauropod at December 23, 2011 06:59 PM (14aF6)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 07:01 PM (wY55N)
Cock? What cock? Even Will Smith's little wiener tapped my stuff 10 times better than Tom's "tallywacker."
Posted by: Katie Holmes at December 23, 2011 07:01 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 07:01 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Zakn at December 23, 2011 10:56 PM (zyaZ1)
Really?
Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2011 07:02 PM (T3jh1)
. Seriously Buzzion, you are probably spot-on. After all, it took 10 years for Starcraft 2 to come out. Blizzard has grown complacent with WoW. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 07:02 PM (UR5vq)
Sorry, but I don't dream of sucking dick for a part.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 07:02 PM (doww8)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:03 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 10:56 PM (wQmDt)
Bwahahahaha! I'll have to add that to my negotiating repertoire. Probably knock a few more dollars off for that.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 07:03 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 07:04 PM (Jov5i)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 11:02 PM (UR5vq)
FTFY unfortunately.
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2011 07:05 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 07:06 PM (/izg2)
Maybe, but I have lived my life knowing that I'm not a smarmy little cocksucking pussy with an over-inflated view of myself. And, I'm over 6 foot tall. How many smarmy little cocksucking Hollywood actors can claim that?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 07:06 PM (yGl9Q)
One thing I like about skyrim is there's places that have a whole story behind them, like there's a place where you can find a burning house with a circle of candles, a burned body, and a spell book to summon a fire demon. Ha! Completely out of the way, unrelated to everything.
The glitches are annoying -- not quite as bad as Fallout 3/Fallout: NV (NV is especially bad if you go hundreds of hours in a game), but it's possible to play through them.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 23, 2011 07:08 PM (jqHOY)
Even though I'm an unbeliever, this is one thing I absolutely Don't Get about the more vocal atheist assholes. Even if God is just a tale, morality is a sham, and religion is a con game, Christmas is still a day of joy. What kind of shrunken-souled, bitter, hateful fanatic deliberately complains because other people are observing Christmas?
When I was a teenager I and some friends got into a long argument with some born-again nutjobs who were protesting at Mardi Gras. I don't see a scintilla of difference between those idiots with their bullhorn and life-sized cross and the atheists with their lawsuits and crucified Santa. Both are enraged by the sight of other people having fun.
Actually, there is one difference: the fundies with the bullhorn were genuinely trying to save souls (unnecessarily, since Shrove Tuesday is a Catholic feast day and most of the half-dressed drunks they were haranguing would have ashes on their foreheads the next day). The atheists are just trying to make sure everyone knows how intelligent and enlightened they are, by insulting and attacking other people's beliefs.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 07:08 PM (rCEvh)
The Gloves of Pugilism, which are found in the Ratway during the quest for Esbern.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 07:10 PM (doww8)
I imagine that most of the fundamentalists out there protesting are Protestants of the "Catholics aren't Christian" variety.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 07:11 PM (doww8)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 07:11 PM (jH4mB)
Or a little child standing over his mother's skeleton wanting the woman in charge of the orphanage dead.
Posted by: The Dark Brotherhood at December 23, 2011 07:12 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 07:12 PM (Jov5i)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 23, 2011 07:13 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: Guy Who Maintains the Skyrim Buglist at December 23, 2011 07:14 PM (bxiXv)
I did that song once. Only I substituted the lyrics for "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
I still remember after I finished, the crowd was screaming.
For my blood.
Posted by: Doofus at December 23, 2011 07:15 PM (xKC/c)
This is a CFC war (the one I linked to you the other day). The one before that was an Alliance deployment. We wrapped up Op success in less than a week. Good Times.
Here's the kb. http://tinyurl.com/6sbel7h
We had a pretty big fight earlier today. It was the largest fight I've been in, around 6-700 pilots. The lag sucked. Can't wait till they get that "fixed"
Posted by: Zakn at December 23, 2011 07:16 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Seth at December 23, 2011 07:16 PM (DzX9o)
Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 07:16 PM (Jov5i)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 07:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 07:17 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 07:18 PM (jH4mB)
Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 07:19 PM (Jov5i)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 11:18 PM (jH4mB)
No!!! Slaanesh seeks to claim you for his/her own!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 07:21 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 07:22 PM (wY55N)
Just make sure you mention you got it by blocking the guy's truncheon whilst ripping his larynx out. That gets them every time.
Even at Fapplebees.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 07:23 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 07:23 PM (wQ1iq)
I have a strong suspicion that for a lot of atheists, there's a strong element of denial in their assertive offensiveness. They have to silence all the god talk because it makes them wonder, just for a fleeting second, if they might be wrong after all.
And being wrong is one thing they absolutely cannot admit or tolerate.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 07:25 PM (rCEvh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 07:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 11:08 PM (rCEvh)
You should take yourself less seriously.
Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2011 07:26 PM (T3jh1)
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2011 07:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 11:22 PM (wY55N)
Besides not knowing how to spell atheists, I'm glad you know how to speak for them all. It must take some powerful insight to take on such a task.
More power to ya, dumbass.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 07:27 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: SGT Dan at December 23, 2011 07:27 PM (/I/Y7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 07:28 PM (bxiXv)
All set for a very nice Christmas. Mom is sad I'm not home, but it is what it is.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Posted by: Zakn at December 23, 2011 07:28 PM (zyaZ1)
Love this, and I agree. Best summation I have ever heard.
And I love your first paragraph, too. I celebrate a fair amount of other religious holidays in some way; mainly because I am fortunate enough to have friends of all different flavors, but mainly because why the hell not???
Every day should be a celebration of something, in my opinion. Just find some reason to light a few candles and get excited and joyful.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:28 PM (SsG4J)
Besides not knowing how to spell atheists, I'm glad you know how to speak for them all. It must take some powerful insight to take on such a task.
More power to ya, dumbass.
Right back at ya bub. Wasnt speaking for all so I guess i should apologize for that.
If you want a flame war I am more than than willing. What say you?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 07:30 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 23, 2011 11:28 PM (bxiXv)
Do me a favor, stir the pot for me. I gotta go pinch a loaf and then I'm gonna come back with a glass of wine and post some tunes.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 07:33 PM (F79HU)
Okay, so the jkcoas
one you posted last night, the live one....when do you and your guys do that sort of thing? Any particular time or does it just depend on the flow of things as a rule?Forgive my stupidity....I am afraid I find that stats website you gave me the link to a little confusing. ')
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:33 PM (SsG4J)
PACHUCA, Mexico (AP) — Three U.S. citizens traveling to spend the holidays with their relatives in Mexico were among those killed in a spree of shooting attacks on buses in northern Mexico, authorities from both countries said Friday.
Just google gun attacks in Mexico and see how bad it really is.
Posted by: Seth at December 23, 2011 07:34 PM (DzX9o)
If you want a flame war I am more than than willing. What say you?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 11:30 PM (wY55N)
Merry Christmas to ya, bub.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 07:34 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 07:37 PM (wY55N)
Kisses to you, and a very sunday, Dec 25th, too!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2011 07:40 PM (yh0zB)
Egyptian elections, 2nd Round:
Nearly half the seats went to the Muslim Brotherhood party and another quarter of the seats went to the Al-Nour party, who think the MB don't go far enough.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 07:41 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: JOSHUA at December 23, 2011 07:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Seth at December 23, 2011 07:42 PM (DzX9o)
Let us not forget our pagan friends....to whom I send blessed Yuletide greetings. (Even though I happen to adore the long nights, and am always sorry to see the light returning)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2011 07:49 PM (yh0zB)
I doubt he's played anything other than maybe 2nd generation Nintendo games in years.
Will the game walk him through stuff like picking his, er, race, or is there some sort tribal knowledge he is going to be totally hosed without???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 23, 2011 07:52 PM (RUAEU)
Posted by: derit at December 23, 2011 07:54 PM (FQlFL)
Between this and Guitar Port and his new mics, I am hoping to get him to take some time out and enjoy himself for a change.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:55 PM (SsG4J)
Ok, I'm at flood control dam #3.
There's a red button, a blue button, a yellow button and a brown button.
Which one do I push?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 07:56 PM (Qxdfp)
I'm athy. I athe all over the place. You may perhaps, if you apply yourself, be athier than I am. Just don't get all athier-than-thou about it.
But that one over there? He is the absolute athiest. And there you are.
Posted by: comatus at December 23, 2011 07:56 PM (N0OTq)
Merry day-before-Christmas to all, and to all a good night. NORAD SANTA goes live in two hours!
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 07:56 PM (rCEvh)
Oh, come now, 'twas Hermie pulled all his teeth.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:56 PM (SsG4J)
Really? That's a shock; total amazement is my reaction.
"Gabe Takes ( it in ) Hollywood" sounds like a movie, yes indeed
Posted by: guy with one eye at December 23, 2011 07:57 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 07:58 PM (wY55N)
Hey there, comatus!!! How's my Black Swamp man tonight? Stayin' warm, I hope?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 07:58 PM (SsG4J)
I did that song once. Only I substituted the lyrics for "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
I still remember after I finished, the crowd was screaming.
For my blood.
Posted by: Doofus at December 23, 2011 11:15 PM (xKC/c)
How to do it, and escape with your head in its proper setting.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 07:59 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2011 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2011 07:59 PM (yh0zB)
If all else fails, tell him to pick Nord as his character along with any other barbarian/warrior traits. They come out of the gate with a good advantage in combat.
Posted by: Berserker at December 23, 2011 08:01 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 08:01 PM (doww8)
People monitoring the Occupy D.C. movement tell Inside the Ring that the two encampments are fast becoming health hazards. Numerous protesters also recently were sickened with unusual respiratory illnesses.
The major emerging problem for the leftists camped out in tents at McPherson Square and Freedom Plaza is rats. The rodents appear to be moving into the area by the hundreds, and their numbers are increasing daily. - The Washington Times.
Posted by: Dell at December 23, 2011 08:01 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: Jake at December 23, 2011 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)
#Occupy DC Suffers From Growing Rat Infestation – Hezbollah & Hamas Flags Being Flown at Camp
Yeah, we're still all screwed.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 08:02 PM (UR5vq)
Red card, if it's the one about Gabe. I get so sick of the snottiness around that. (And if it was a joke, my apologies; didn't come across as teasing, though.)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Alex at December 24, 2011 12:01 AM (doww
Hit it.
Posted by: GGE Blues at December 23, 2011 08:02 PM (yh0zB)
Bumbles bounce, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:02 PM (GH3uG)
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 08:03 PM (doww8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 24, 2011 12:02 AM (UR5vq)
In the end there will be only thermonuclear devices.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2011 08:03 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Alex at December 24, 2011 12:01 AM (doww
A fine and merry Christmas to you!
Posted by: Love That Movie at December 23, 2011 08:04 PM (wH6fn)
Appreciate the advice, thank you! I gather at some point, a person could play the game all over again as a different character? Can more than one person play at once?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2011 08:07 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:49 PM (SsG4J)
I never played a elder scrolls game but I here the plots are not really connected at all so you can start on any sequel. People compare it to Pokemon. I play a lot of RPG so I may not be ok at first. But the game will I think tell you the races and advantages and stuff.
People who played the game, confirm?
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 08:07 PM (FKQng)
#3 (Morrowind) was AWESOME and is still sold for XBox and PC in the 90% off bargain bin. The graphics suck by today standards, but a good game anyhow.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 23, 2011 08:07 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: derit at December 23, 2011 08:07 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Alex at December 24, 2011 12:03 AM (doww
FIFY, Alex.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 08:07 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Dell at December 23, 2011 08:09 PM (3S10h)
Alton, hold out for alternating years of roast beast, at least. Fah who for-aze! Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Dah who dor-aze!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:10 PM (SsG4J)
Many Bothans died to get me that $20k.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 08:11 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: flinstone at December 23, 2011 08:11 PM (FVYrJ)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 08:11 PM (wY55N)
If you guys end up liking Skyrim, look into Oblivion and Fallout; they're similar.
Night all and merry xmas, I'm off to kill a Dragon with fus ro DAH!!
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 23, 2011 08:13 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 23, 2011 11:56 PM (rCEvh)
One of the very best benevolent uses of government funds evah.
SANTA'S COMING!!!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 08:13 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 23, 2011 08:14 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Alex at December 24, 2011 12:01 AM (doww
Meet you in Vegas?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 08:14 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Science! at December 23, 2011 08:15 PM (wH6fn)
Better be careful. I hear the SCOAMF needs a poll boost by looking tough, so he's thinking of scrambling a squadron of F-16s to intercept.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 08:15 PM (doww8)
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 08:15 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:16 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2011 08:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 08:16 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: derit at December 23, 2011 08:20 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:17 AM
Not that funny, I'm in Sarasota FL
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2011 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 08:21 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 24, 2011 12:16 AM (FKQng)
Nah, stormfront is ok in my book, uh newsletter, uh, what was the question again?
Posted by: Ron Paul at December 23, 2011 08:23 PM (3aXbg)
Oh, good grief.....for some reason, I keep thinking you moved to Kansas. And Suzy Snowflake was pretty darn cute.
Buzz, is that real???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 08:26 PM (1zwZo)
Nah, stormfront is ok in my book, uh newsletter, uh, what was the question again?
Posted by: Ron Paul at December 24, 2011 12:23 AM (3aXbg)
LOL
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 08:26 PM (FKQng)
Sometimes old things are the best things.
It's a chilly 51o in southern MS tonite.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 08:30 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 24, 2011 12:16 AM (FKQng)
I went the opposite way...it's dumb to put too much thought into video games, but I went stormcloak when it became apparent that the empire was suppressing the free practice of religion, and had banned the worship of a certain deity...and I'm not exactly religious.
Posted by: Science! at December 23, 2011 08:30 PM (wH6fn)
For Pops I got him an Carhartt Pull over for his walks. Red color. They were sold out of blaze Orange. Originally I got him a Carhartt Jacket. But apparently that was waaay overkill for Austin winters. So I get that one back (and will use it)
Sister gets an Amazon Gift card.
PS MissT, what does it take to get off the porch? I would like Couch status please
Posted by: Zakn at December 23, 2011 08:32 PM (zyaZ1)
Yes, that may have been a mistake on your part!
On the other hand, it'll keep her honest....I am far better with my money now that Thor and I have a joint acct.
I'll set myself up a separate one again once I get back to work,and just have a couple hundred a month split off in to it for splashin' around money, though.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 08:34 PM (wH6fn)
Buzz, is that real???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:25 AM (SsG4J)
Yes, that's real. Looks like they did it with console commands. But yeah apparently in Skyrim you can waste a whole lot of time doing stuff that is completely unrelated to the questline.
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2011 08:36 PM (GULKT)
You are welcome on my couch any time, Young Gent; I just didn't want to sound like a pervy old broad, LOL! Well, pervier than usual, I mean!
And beware the God of Thunder. He's been gettin' cranky around young men lately, even ones who call me Aunt Tammy.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:37 PM (SsG4J)
I went the opposite way...it's
dumb to put too much thought into video games, but I went stormcloak
when it became apparent that the empire was suppressing the free
practice of religion, and had banned the worship of a certain
deity...and I'm not exactly religious.
Posted by: Science! at December 24, 2011 12:30 AM (wH6fn)
I did not get that far to know the differences really. They could be paultards.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 23, 2011 08:39 PM (FKQng)
I may have to play this game myself. I wanna read the books. And have bards sing of me. And defy authority.
But what I really wanna do is tame a dragon to let me swoop all around on it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:43 PM (SsG4J)
If you appreciate good guitar, I assume you've heard of Tommy Emmanuel. If you haven't, this is incredible. If you have, I'll bet you click anyways. Skip forward to 1:07 to avoid the longish intro.
/Brag-time: Tommy is playing 1/3/12 five minutes from the house...and I will be there!
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 08:44 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:46 PM (SsG4J)
Peaches was here earlier Miss Tammy. I was playing Oblivion, 'cause the boy child likes to watch me kill things, and just got caught up.
What is your home town Alex? I grew up outside of Loveland and always like to meet another Coloradoan.
Posted by: Polliwog the Hobbit Teahada at December 23, 2011 08:46 PM (AhUir)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:46 AM (SsG4J)
You are a woman of exceedingly good taste. On the off chance that you have a newsletter, I'd be interested in subscribing, insofar as you're of the same opinion of Jerry Reed as I hold, of course.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 08:47 PM (wH6fn)
I may have to dip my toe into this whole gaming thing. The fantasy swords and dragons sounds most like my type of thing, but Zakn has got me hankering to fight intergalactic battles. To say nothing of he and Dude and their zergs and tallans. (That may be more fun to watch then play though)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:51 PM (SsG4J)
On the off chance that you have a newsletter, I'd be interested in subscribing, insofar as you're of the same opinion of Jerry Reed as I hold, of course.
Honey, as a Jerry Reed fan, you get the Dee-luxe newsletter, with full color photos.......
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:53 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 23, 2011 08:57 PM (HjxoE)
So I've been playing with my new toy. For some reason it didn't want to cycle (not firing it, just working the slide) so I pulled the slide and oiled the rails. While I had the slide off I noticed the recoil spring was fully extended, which it should not have been if the slide had been removed properly...which I knew I had done.
So, I took my little screwdriver and compressed the spring then pushed the detent, and when I put it back together it cycled fine. I remember Brother saying something about having problems with it so I think he took the slide off without depressing the recoil spring detent button.
I then loaded the mag and tried to cycle 10 rounds through it by working the slide, it hung up when it tried to feed the shells. So I monkeyed around with the retainer springs in the magazine and now it will cycle the ten rounds right through without any problems.
Next I will take it to the range and see if it will actually fire all ten rounds out of the magazine. I don't think it has been fired in 30 years or more, Dad certainly hasn't done anything with it lately and Brother has never fired it either. Everything looks like it should work, so I'm sure it will be OK.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 23, 2011 08:57 PM (yh0zB)
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! A very Merry Everything to you and yours, dear lady!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 08:58 PM (SsG4J)
Anyone there?
Has the aggro ceased and we're left with quiet, post coital pillow talk?
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 08:58 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 23, 2011 08:59 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:53 AM (SsG4J)
It appears that the cut of your jib is right in alignment with the course I wish to sail. Being a prudent man, I would, as you understand, need to know what those photos depict.
Also, Steve Wariner. That is all. I'd include Vinnie Gill, but...well, you know.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 08:59 PM (wH6fn)
One that I'm not about to fix anytime soon.
(Yes, I know Emmanuel has some electric guitar offerings)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:00 PM (ENKCw)
miss you all. Love Jerry Reed, love, love, love. Well, damn, that's a whole lotta love
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 23, 2011 09:02 PM (HjxoE)
Tans-Siberian Orchestra - This Sunday, December 25th Day
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:04 PM (F79HU)
Oh, I know you'd like to know, but an air of mystery is attractive in a woman, don't you think???
I think I may be thinking of Steve Warner? And if you mean the Mr Vince Gill, I may have to kiss all ten of your toes. If not, well, I have a new axeman to learn about and there's till the newsletter, right?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:05 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 23, 2011 09:06 PM (HjxoE)
I started this post pissing and moaning about shopping for my wife's Christmas presents. After I read it I realized what a self indulgent spoiled prick I sounded like so I deleted it. I just want to make my wife happy. There are too many people that would give their eye teeth have to decide how to spend their money on Christmas gifts.
So that I don't sound like a complete jerk, I have a few friends that don't have family to give or receive gifts. I will be dropping off some tomorrow to a couple of them. The day before yesterday I went to the store and bought a couple spiral sliced hams and all the fixings. I gave it to some other friends and said now take it to a friends and say dinner's on them.
Merry Chrismas all and to my Jewish friends, Happy Hannukah.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 23, 2011 09:07 PM (JKNDp)
Hi GGE, good to see you too. I've been reduced to mostly lurker status but am still trying to keep up with you all.
Posted by: Polliwog the Hobbit Teahada at December 23, 2011 09:07 PM (AhUir)
Polli, I'm from Carbondale. I'm actually out in New Castle right now.
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 09:08 PM (doww8)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 24, 2011 12:57 AM (yh0zB)
Good luck, I hope it goes perfectly. I cannot wait until Christmas day, when I give my father his father's shotgun back...after around 10 hours of 0000-steel wool, lots of solvent and oil, and elbow grease, it's back to "good" condition. No more rust, no more scunge (mice were nesting in the case and ACTION!), and the action is as slick as it was the day it was bought.
I shot a round of sporting clays with it, and to say that there will be pangs of sadness when I turn it over is an understatement - shooting doubles, that thing was fast enough that I kept up with my semi-auto buddies. I broke as many as they did, but with 12ga, not 20ga, and with a full, not open, choke. Pop will probably have to wrench it out of my hands on Monday. It will be a sad day for me, but when he sees that gun alive again, it will all be worth it.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:08 PM (wH6fn)
The blessings of Allah upon you as well, Miss Tammy.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:08 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 23, 2011 09:09 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:10 PM (F79HU)
Dang, St Pat, it is the same guy...all this time I thought his last name was Warner!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:10 PM (SsG4J)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 23, 2011 09:10 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2011 09:10 PM (doww8)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 24, 2011 01:09 AM (JKNDp)
Did you check for explosives?
Kidding!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 23, 2011 09:11 PM (HjxoE)
One that I'm not about to fix anytime soon.
(Yes, I know Emmanuel has some electric guitar offerings)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 01:00 AM (ENKCw)
My primary is a Gibson SG. You have no failing. I just happen to love the Tommy more than most electric players alive today. Had Danny Gatton not ended himself years ago, the OP might have gone a different way.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:11 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 24, 2011 01:11 AM (HjxoE)
The gift that keeps on giving. Even when people ask me to stop.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:13 PM (F79HU)
Many, many of 'em are, Ohio Dan. My Muslim friends send me Xmas cards and give me Xmas gifts. And my hijab wearing, cigarette smoking Muslim barrista carries a picture of George W Bush in her wallet, lol!
And good on you for all your good deeds!
See, uh, if you haven't noticed by now I have this tendency to be a little TMI.
Yea, you really oughtta work on that. Because I myself would never dream of doing such a thing, and I just hate all y'all MoFos who overshare.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:04 AM (SsG4J
Nope, Steve Wariner. He's one of the few "CGPs" (Certified Guitar Players) ordained by Chet Atkins. The others are: John Knowles (don't know anything about him, assume he's awesome), Tommy, Jerry, and that's it. Before he departed this earth, Chet bestowed the honor on those guys, and none other.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:16 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Alex at December 24, 2011 01:10 AM (doww8)
You too? That gave me serious second thoughts, and since I haven't progressed through the questline, I'm wondering if I could sabotage...I have to assume the designers made the Thalmor eminently-hateable for a purpose. I enjoy crunching them like popcorn.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:19 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:14 AM (SsG4J)
But we really want all the sordid details.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:19 PM (F79HU)
As is usual, YMMV.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:19 PM (ENKCw)
As is usual, YMMV.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 01:19 AM (ENKCw)
I like 'em. Savatage/TSO fills my need for really urgent and over the top theatrical metal.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:21 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Deety at December 23, 2011 09:23 PM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:19 AM (SsG4J)
Tammy, you are so right that it's not even funny. I just found Knowles' version of "Vincent", which is one of my favorite Chet Songs, and it's as good as Chester's, if not better. The Atkins version is truer to the original, but the Knowles version is going to keep me up all night seeing what else he's done.
In summary, I will be up all night, and it's your fault. Feel shame.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:25 PM (wH6fn)
Yeah, my daughter was expecting a lot more in the way of 'orchestra'. That's where her disappointment set in I think.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:25 PM (ENKCw)
The pic of the two of them together looks way older than that, that's what I'm going by.
TSO fills my need for really urgent and over the top theatrical metal.
I am kind of backasswards on this....I think I like power metal the most because it has the same feel as TSO. Sort of?
Mind you, Christmas Canon alone is worth seeing them for.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:25 PM (SsG4J)
Are you kidding? We were in high school when the first Dire Straits album came out. Remember 'Sultans of Swing?' That was 1978.
Yes, we are old.
Posted by: epobirs at December 23, 2011 09:27 PM (kcfmt)
As an ONT Graveyard Shifter, you know darn well I have no shame!! And besides, if you are up all night because of me and it's merely guitar stuff, there is no need for shame at all, right??
You will not be disappointed in Knowles.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:27 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Joffen at December 23, 2011 09:27 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2011 01:22 AM (Lpgtj)
fluffy knows the way to my savage heart.
Thud thud (amplified)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:28 PM (ENKCw)
I am kind of backasswards on this....I think I like power metal the most because it has the same feel as TSO. Sort of?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:25 AM (SsG4J)
Oh yeah! Savatage/TSO is what's called "prog-power". Power metal with a sort of progressive bent.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:32 PM (F79HU)
Remember 'Sultans of Swing?' That was 1978.
Damn. We are old. I think I was a freshman when that came out.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:32 PM (SsG4J)
Secret Policeman's Third Ball
Posted by: epobirs at December 23, 2011 09:33 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Joffen at December 24, 2011 01:27 AM (zLeKL)
Sales of 'any old shit' expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping
As an aside, this resiling is *most* delicious.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:35 PM (F79HU)
Lord Of The Thighs
Newt Or Luap Nor?
(I'm going with Bill Clinton here)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:37 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 23, 2011 09:37 PM (AhUir)
Well, I sure like it better than that prog rock you posted.
I am afraid that never grew on me. Nor did that one Sabbath album you posted awhile back, but I remember you saying it took you like 10 years for that one yourself.One of the better bargain bin purchases I ever made.
Will check it out epobirs, thanks. Does have some decent talent on board!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:32 AM (SsG4J)
I was born in 1979...that song holds up in any timeframe, if you have the ears to appreciate it, much like Chester A. Atkins.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:41 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 01:33 AM (kcfmt)
That's a hellofa lineup.
One of my favorite bargain bin finds is The Guitars That Destroyed The World.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:42 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:38 AM (SsG4J)
The Ayreon? I love Ayreon.
Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2011 01:41 AM (Lpgtj)
And I LOVE Porcupine Tree!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:45 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 09:46 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 23, 2011 09:50 PM (wH6fn)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:47 AM (SsG4J)
They're cool. They're open about these things.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 09:50 PM (F79HU)
(BOC is more likely than Wyld Stallyns to be the basis for a new society)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:51 PM (ENKCw)
"I'm not really impressed with heavy metal or hard rock, either one; I spent the better part of 1969 playing 21st Century Schizoid Man."
I leave you with Dinosaur
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2011 09:55 PM (Lpgtj)
No one knows of the Mahavishnu Orchestra -- you cheated somehow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 09:57 PM (ENKCw)
Sales of 'any old shit' expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping
As an aside, this resiling is *most* delicious.
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2011 01:35 AM (F79HU)
I just got back from doing my part. 6 cans of SillyString for stocking stuffers. On sale at 40% off, plus buy 2 get 1 free. At Walgreens.
Who's the best Dad ever? This guy!!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 09:59 PM (4q5tP)
Me, neither, Penny, but I may start!!!
No one knows of the Mahavishnu Orchestra -- you cheated somehow
I am married to their biggest fan, I swear to God. We have it all. All. And what he can't buy, he gets off of Wolfgang's Vault.
I love JM's work with Paco de Lucia and AL di Meola.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:01 PM (SsG4J)
Who's the best Dad ever? This guy!!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:59 AM (4q5tP)
+++++1111111111!!!!!!!!!!
Got room for one more at your place?? Well done, sir, well done!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:03 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 23, 2011 10:03 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Berserker at December 23, 2011 10:06 PM (FMbng)
Who's the best Dad ever? This guy!!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:59 AM (4q5tP)
*Thumbs up*
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:06 PM (F79HU)
Who's the best Dad ever? This guy!!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:59 AM (4q5tP)
You win. I was always too tight to spend hard earned buks on that frivolous stuff.
Dammit.
And to all the three MO fans out there, just wow. I stand corrected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 10:07 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 24, 2011 02:03 AM (hIWe1)
You know who this helps?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt with a pile of signatures, a barrel, a gas can and a match at December 23, 2011 10:07 PM (F79HU)
Somebody pass me thee Hammerfall, please?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at December 23, 2011 10:10 PM (4gDwT)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:10 PM (F79HU)
And to all the three MO fans out there, just wow. I stand corrected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 02:07 AM (ENKCw)
Gnu, this snark is hurtful and unbecoming in a Mississippi man.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:11 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 23, 2011 10:11 PM (54579)
I learned from a master. My Dad, even as we aged into early twenties "sophistication," always managed to find a fun Santa gift for our stockings. Brought out the childlike delight. I sure do miss that fine man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 10:11 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:12 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2011 10:14 PM (VTXoQ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:12 AM (SsG4J)
He's a RINO, who cares?
*I kid, I kid cause I love*
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:14 PM (F79HU)
Paul Paul go do yourself with a maul.
Mitts Mitts who give some shits.
Perry Perry why am I so wary.
SCoaMF SCoaMF why don't you rhyme with orange? At least then you would be of some use.
Thus ends my ONT political musings tonight.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 10:14 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Berserker at December 24, 2011 02:11 AM (FMbng)
I have become a huge fan in a short amount of time. And Children of Bodom, too.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:14 PM (SsG4J)
For all you lovers out there, Walgreens' weekly circular shows a buy one get one @ 50% off on all Trojan brand condoms, in the festive holiday 10 or 12 multipacks. Same deal for Astroglide Personal Lubricant.
Hurry, sale ends tomorrow
What's wrong with a little WD 40 or 3-in-1 lubricant?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 10:16 PM (4q5tP)
You've come to the right place, Sam Adams! I am technically sober, but all tanked up on my iced mocha with two extra shots, and mega Christmas excitement. I am worse than a child.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:18 PM (SsG4J)
I don't want a lover whose abilities would require me to make this purchase, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:22 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at December 23, 2011 10:22 PM (4gDwT)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 24, 2011 02:13 AM (yGl9Q)
Be right there with ya in a few minutes.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:23 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 10:24 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at December 24, 2011 02:22 AM (4gDwT)
I took a dump. Not Jefe "B" is still a RINO. That's about it.
Do you like TSO?
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:24 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:25 PM (F79HU)
The clean up of the new house slowly goes.
Did one of the floors last night and the return water on the scrubber was mud!!! But then the house did sit empty for a loooooooooooong while, so lots of caked on dust & grime.
Hung up some Christmas lights in the window. Need to bring over the ladder & put up a turbine cover.
Had a/c people come over before we fired up the furnace & turns out we have a cracked heat exchanger. Guy said good thing we didn't fire it up as we probably would have got CO piped back into the house.
Oh well.
As always thanks for the music links! I'll give a listen ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 10:25 PM (6YYwh)
Okay, what's the magic words to make Gushie suddenly appear?
I wish I knew.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 24, 2011 02:13 AM (yGl9Q)
Be right there with ya in a few minutes.
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2011 02:23 AM (F79HU)
Ditto. Ex wife "forgot" she was supposed to go to the mall to get son's #1 Christmas gift request. If it's to be it's up to me.
Mall opens in 5-1/2 hours. To sleep or drink?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 10:28 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 23, 2011 10:29 PM (yGl9Q)
That kinda shit pisses me the hell right off. What kind of mother forgets stuff like that? I don't even have kids, but I promise you, that wouldn't have happened with me.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:30 PM (SsG4J)
Hmmmm, this may trump Silly String.....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:31 PM (SsG4J)
=Melting Minds, Or, Ron Paul, Go!
PS: I'm kidding, I don't want Ron Paul to go anywhere but back into his cave.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 23, 2011 10:32 PM (i0App)
Guitars? did somebody say guitars? lol
Posted by: Berserker at December 23, 2011 10:32 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:28 AM (SsG4J)
Quick, someone link to a kitteh riding a horseh!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:36 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Deety at December 23, 2011 10:37 PM (RvDoQ)
Yeah.
The trees that went into the short sale paperwork deserve some hippy screaming.
First you sign a paper saying you're buying a house & have to pay for it.
Then, you sign a paper saying that you understand that you just signed a paper saying that you're buying a house & have to pay for.
Then, you sign a paper saying that you understand it's a bad thing to lie about signing a paper saying you're going to buy a house & pay for it if you really don't mean it.
Then, you sing a paper saying you understand that it's not only a bad thing but a crime to sign a paper saying you're going to buy a house & pay for it when you really don't mean it.
Then, you sign a paper saying that you understand that crimes have legal consequences like fines and federal prison time should you have signed a paper saying that you're going to buy a house & pay for it but really didn't mean it, which you understand is not only a bad thing but a crime.
Then after you sign, the notary signs. "They" now have notaries who spend their entire day witnessing home sales.
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 10:37 PM (6YYwh)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 02:25 AM (6YYwh)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:37 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 10:37 PM (4gDwT)
Deety, that made me all misty eyed. Thanks for sharing it with us...
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 02:37 AM (6YYwh)
And STILL there are assholes who will default and get away with it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:41 PM (SsG4J)
Did they try slipping in a paper that states you pledge eternal allegiance to the SCoaMF in chief for all eternity? Cause it sounds like they could.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:42 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:30 AM (SsG4J)
You don't wanna know. She used to complain that I was impossible to please or get approval from since I "expected her to be perfect." Many years later, the retort I should have used came to me. "Perfect, hell! I'd gladly settle for intermittant periods of barely competent!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 10:43 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Deety at December 23, 2011 10:43 PM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: Deety at December 24, 2011 02:37 AM (RvDoQ)
That's crazy. I didn't know you were an 'Ette! Wow...How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:44 PM (F79HU)
Sorry Robert -- I've checked every TSO link you posted...still no go.
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, I had access to a DJ's record collection of several hundred albums. I sampled quite a few of them. I recorded very few songs overall from them.
Heck, I still can't stand Bruce Springsteen. The Boss can blow me. But first......
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 10:44 PM (ENKCw)
Well, we spotted it right off 'cause it smelled like brimstone but if we had had colds or allergies that day ... {{{{{{shudder}}}}}}
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 10:45 PM (6YYwh)
Deety, I'm 48, have been online since it took 5 minutes to refresh a page or download a picture, and I have never played one, either. Nor have I ever seen Seinfeld, Friends, or Sex in the City.
I did watch an episode of Cheers once, though, and I am willing to entertain the idea of this here Skyrim thing the whippersnappers here are raving over.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:47 PM (SsG4J)
cough. cough. ahem.
Although I play Bubble Shooter & Circle the Cat upon occasion...
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 10:48 PM (6YYwh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 02:44 AM (ENKCw)
That's more of a white collar thing and I represent the working man.
*Pulls giant wad of hundred dollar bills in the shape of an erect cock out of his ass*
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at December 23, 2011 10:48 PM (F79HU)
Aw, Gnu, dontcha at least like Christmas Canon???? It makes me teary every time I hear it. (I am a big Pachelbel fangirl, though)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:50 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 02:45 AM (6YYwh)
*Thumbs up*
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 10:50 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Berserker at December 24, 2011 02:49 AM (FMbng)
Ooooh, what did you do?? Tree? Lights??
Mine have been up since mid November, which is late for me
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:53 PM (SsG4J)
Little bit of everything everywhere. I was adding stuff all week.
Posted by: Berserker at December 23, 2011 10:56 PM (FMbng)
Well, I'm sorry, but a mother should try and be perfect. You know you can't, but you at least make the attempt. You aim for the moon so if you miss, at least you land in the stars, right?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 10:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 10:59 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:59 AM (4q5tP)
We try our best!
Posted by: Morons of the World Representin' at December 23, 2011 11:02 PM (F79HU)
Guitar player, check.
Build guitars, check.
Proper political affiliation, check.
Sense of humor, check.
Is he missing anything you can think of, vika?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 11:03 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2011 02:56 AM (F79HU)
Is he missing anything you can think of, vika?
Ditto!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:04 PM (SsG4J)
But Merry Christmas anyway, Philistine...!
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 23, 2011 11:04 PM (TjnkT)
And we have another one for the Perfect Moron list!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:05 PM (SsG4J)
Is he missing anything you can think of, vika?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 03:02 AM (SsG4J)
Ask for pics of Bers in his tighty whiteys.
Someone had to say it, might as well be me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 24, 2011 03:03 AM (1zwZo)
Aaaawwwwwww!!!!
usurping Robert ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 24, 2011 03:02 AM (TjnkT)
I draw my Sword of Fiery Gleaming Steel.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:06 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 03:05 AM (kcfmt)
Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Where is Gushie??????
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:11 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:50 AM (SsG4J)
Alright alright, that is pretty.
Even for a heathen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 11:11 PM (ENKCw)
I'll pretend it's a misshapen Benz logo. 4MATIC 4TW!
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 23, 2011 11:13 PM (TjnkT)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 03:08 AM (SsG4J)
Good thing I didn't mention anything about getting oiled up and throwing on a loin cloth.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:13 PM (F79HU)
Yeah, I know that already......but this one is growing on me too..
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 11:14 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:15 PM (4gDwT)
And you too, Ace. Unlike Mr. Breitbart, I read your posts before I head south to read the comments. And now I must drink more alcohol...because I can. Being unemployed does have its benefits.
Cheers!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2011 11:16 PM (/izg2)
Even for a heathen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 03:11 AM (ENKCw)
Thor tells everyone I'm a heathen, except of course when he's telling them I'm an atheist. Neither precludes one from having good taste in music, or friends!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:16 PM (SsG4J)
Well, I'm sorry, but a mother should try and be perfect. You know you can't, but you at least make the attempt. You aim for the moon so if you miss, at least you land in the stars, right?
Well, I agree. But I'm just a man so my opinion on the subject is moot. (so i've been told) She's def in the Mooch camp as far as keeping her name in the top slot on the priority list.
Moving on, here's a mood lifter - picked up a DVD 4-pack of '80s comedies for $9 at Target this evening. Michelle Johnson's magnificent rackage in Blame It On Rio will be available in slo-mo glory. Same for Kimberly McArthur in Easy Money.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2011 11:18 PM (4q5tP)
Do I get to be drug off to a cave with a big ol' pile of fur rugs if I go along with the oil and loin cloths?
And right back at ya, NC! Cheers!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:20 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:24 PM (4gDwT)
Good news--I won't be at work, I'll be holding Mrs. Crank in my arms and sleeping.
Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 24, 2011 03:03 AM (1zwZo)
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being the completely rude moron that i am, I just gotta type it -- "well, it is your turn."
*yucks once then sheepishly slinks away in shame*
Posted by: jc at December 23, 2011 11:24 PM (ufJKx)
I'd love to be drunk in Blake Lively right now.
Wait what'd I just say?
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 23, 2011 11:27 PM (TjnkT)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 03:20 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:28 PM (F79HU)
The berries are red,
Happy Christmas Eve to morons,
Both awake or in bed ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 11:29 PM (6YYwh)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 24, 2011 03:27 AM (TjnkT)
YOU SAID YOU WANT TO BE DRUNK INSIDE OF BLAKE LIVELY!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:29 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Deety at December 23, 2011 11:31 PM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:34 PM (4gDwT)
In case I don't see ya'll tomorrow, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:35 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 03:34 AM (4gDwT)
At this point, it wouldn't hurt!
Goooooooood night everybody!
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 11:36 PM (F79HU)
I'm sure I could navigate from there.
C'mon Blake, prove me wrong.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 11:36 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:40 PM (4gDwT)
So........Skyrim.
vika, what are you? Or is it bad form to ask?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:42 PM (4gDwT)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:43 PM (4gDwT)
And tighty whities? I think Rick effin' Perry would look mighty fine thus arrayed.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:47 PM (4gDwT)
Damn, that band got themselves a purdy little bass player.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:50 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 03:47 AM (4gDwT)
It was strictly business I assure you.
Posted by: The TSA at December 23, 2011 11:52 PM (ENKCw)
ha ha! Two can play at that game ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 23, 2011 11:52 PM (6YYwh)
Posted by: veeka at December 23, 2011 11:54 PM (4gDwT)
Not to mention Demi Moore when she was still all OEM. Around the same time she appeared in Oui magazine with enough bush for half a dozen women. Even back then it was well into fetish territory.
Posted by: epobirs at December 23, 2011 11:55 PM (kcfmt)
Level 45 sounds pretty darn impressive, girl. I can't believe how many options there are for characters.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:57 PM (SsG4J)
Not to mention Demi Moore when she was still all OEM. Around the same time she appeared in Oui magazine with enough bush for half a dozen women. Even back then it was well into fetish territory.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 03:55 AM (kcfmt)
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I always figgered that was an after the fact airbrushing. didn't look natural.
Posted by: jc at December 23, 2011 11:59 PM (ufJKx)
I think someone posted a link to that here one time. I was staggered.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:00 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:00 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2011 12:00 AM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:03 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:04 AM (4gDwT)
Happy Xmas Eve to yew ........
Your pine for Christmas is almost over.
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 12:04 AM (6YYwh)
I have two words for you -- merkin.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 12:05 AM (ENKCw)
Happy Xmas Eve to yew ........
Your pine for Christmas is almost over.
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 04:04 AM (6YYwh)
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This far north all the pine is imported (the grow well but don't reproduce). So, I am sprucing for Xmas.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:06 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 24, 2011 12:08 AM (/izg2)
Spoken like a true warrior!! The bikinis don't surprise me, though; it's amazing they have any clothes at all. Are dragons always bad in these games?? I want one in the worst way. Must be the Welsh blood.
And yes, damn it, Bers is taking way too long. Perhaps he thinks we wouldn't be able to handle it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:09 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 12:09 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:12 AM (4gDwT)
Beech you have a good time anywhat the Xmas tree is ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 04:08 AM (6YYwh)
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Birch yer right. Maple da missus will have ash gooda time as me.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:15 AM (ufJKx)
FIFY according to the AoS Style Guide.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 12:15 AM (ENKCw)
During my "demi moore" search, google recommended "demi moore bush." So helpful, google. Thanks!
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 04:12 AM (4gDwT)
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Prolly shoulda been "thicket"
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:16 AM (ufJKx)
All Hail Adriane! Kneel before her and kiss her ring, but if juniper too hard she will smite thee.
(I denounce myself)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:16 AM (SsG4J)
Prolly shoulda been "thicket"
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 04:16 AM (ufJKx)
Pelt. Quite pelt-like, iirc. I'd hate to have to check it for ticks, that's all I'm sayin'. Lord.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:18 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:19 AM (4gDwT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 12:20 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 24, 2011 12:20 AM (loM0R)
I may have to buy the darn song just for that story.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:20 AM (SsG4J)
A damned Zamboni.
Hey, yankeefifth!!! Cookie assembly today??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:22 AM (SsG4J)
Prolly shoulda been "thicket"
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 04:16 AM (ufJKx)
Pelt. Quite pelt-like, iirc. I'd hate to have to check it for ticks, that's all I'm sayin'. Lord.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 04:18 AM (SsG4J)
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made me wonder if girls do comb overs.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:23 AM (ufJKx)
Poplar opinion would have demanded my ash on a platter had I not done so. And it looks as though we maple an all-nighter here!
(Stop this, stop it now. I am embarrassing myself)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:25 AM (SsG4J)
May you always have a song in your heart to chase them naughty blue away ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 12:25 AM (6YYwh)
In an earlier era, perhaps. But keep in mind Oui was Playboy's answer to the Penthouse challenge. There wasn't much they wouldn't show, although it was fairly tame by today's anatomy lesson standards. It was just what the hairier among us can produce if left untrimmed could be quite a rug. (This was rarer among blondes. I recall there was a 70s porn star, Jean Jennings IIRC, who was renown for a blonde thatch of great volume. I never saw any of her stuff beyond a single photo in a magazine that was probably Playboy. )
She (Moore) had to have done something about it before Blame It On Rio was shot or it would have been obvious. "Demi, we need to talk about your, uh, package. The fact that you appear to have one, for starters."
It could be worse. For some the hair density extends well beyond the pubic region and present a major chore if she wants to wear a bikini. I have one female relative who always wore shorts to the beach. She eventually got electrolysis many years later when she got heavily into line dancing and wanted to dress more in line with her friends.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 12:25 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:27 AM (4gDwT)
I think I'd rather look at gay pron than the horrors in that article, damn you to hell.
Night, Gnu. Touchy dreams to you, then!
epobirs, I think some ladies to have a time of it, especially with the way bathing suits are cut any more.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:29 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:32 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 24, 2011 12:34 AM (loM0R)
There was a movie I saw recently. A Hong Kong import about two female business executives who are secretly lovers. Not a porn movie, more in the exploitation category. There is one scene where they are swimming nekkid with some underwater photography. It was amusing to note that the pubic hair on one of them flapped around in the water as she moved in perfect miniature to the hair on her head. I suppose the ethnicity helped as the same effect wouldn't be as evident with more wiry hair. Kind of cute and eyecatching on the first viewing.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 12:36 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:37 AM (SsG4J)
This brings me perilously close to asking questions.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:39 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:40 AM (M2Ccl)
Yes, and then post a link so we can see it, too!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:43 AM (SsG4J)
It's beginning to taste a lot like Christmas!
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 12:44 AM (6YYwh)
And they used to think the landing strip look was high maintenance!
I can vividly remember the first time I saw one of those. Patti Maguire, PMOY 1976, married tennis player Jimmy Connors and remarkably enough they're still together. And now she's 60.
I wonder how she looks now. Sometimes it's better not to know. A Playboy centerfold I got to know somewhat in my teens, because I was working at a lot of the custom car shows where she and other Playmates did appearances, turned up on the first of those horrible Real Housewives shows. Big as a friggin' house. It's one thing to not age well but to triple, possibly quadruple, your body mass? Tragic.
I still have her issue with the centerfold she signed for me.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 12:46 AM (kcfmt)
This brings me perilously close to asking questions.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 04:39 AM (SsG4J)
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I am sure we can come perilously close to answering.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:46 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 12:49 AM (M2Ccl)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 04:46 AM (kcfmt)
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Friend of mine at party: "I've gained 10 pounds since high school."
Me: "So, I've done that 5 times."
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:50 AM (ufJKx)
Happy Christmas Eve Day,
morons, rich or without pay,
morons in drifts of snow, or enough sun to make hay,
morons happily coupled, or hearts in play ...
Carolina Christmas by Squirrel Nut Zippers
night/morning
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2011 12:52 AM (6YYwh)
Probably pretty good, or Jimmy woulda dumped her, no??
As far as your PMOY, women who are naturally curvy in all the right places will oftentimes struggle with their weight later on.
Getting big as a house is preventable, but it is harder than heck for some females to keep slim once we get beyond a certain age. A definite effort and they still get dumped for younger models.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:52 AM (SsG4J)
You have questions? I have answers!
"The Love That Is Wrong" Nan Yu Nu in the Cantonese. 1993 Found it on asiatorrents.com
Fairly tame. Much wilder is the sexy assassin genre that sees at least one new entry every year, the most iconic example being 'The Naked Killer." Well short of porn but great WTF value.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 12:54 AM (kcfmt)
Which is why pair bonding at a girl's young age works. The man's brain still "sees" and responds to the frozen-in-time mental image of his young hot wife. Even though she's much more plush (and still rowr! to him) in later years.
Once that bond is broken, the mental image goes too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 12:55 AM (4q5tP)
Oh, and the quiting of the cussing is coming along nicely. Thank you.
Were we supposed to quit cussing, too???
And yes, we want to hear all the pet daddy cat talking back shit.
Especially the god damned cussing, damn it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:55 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 04:54 AM (kcfmt)
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so it has something to do with the Obumble campaign?
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 12:57 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 24, 2011 01:01 AM (loM0R)
I agree completely. I think it's too bad we have evolved as a society to the point where it's not financially feasible for kids to get married fairly young. Men get too used to having multiple partners for one thing. You can't blame them for having a hard time with monogamy when they've been having free reign til their 30 years old...it's hard enough anyway for 'em.
Men are chivalrous by nature and there is nothing more idealistic than a 15 or 16 year old boy. I think that goes wasted for the most part these days.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:01 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 04:52 AM (SsG4J)
708 Which is why pair bonding at a girl's young age works. The man's brain still "sees" and responds to the frozen-in-time mental image of his young hot wife. Even though she's much more plush (and still rowr! to him) in later years.Once that bond is broken, the mental image goes too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 04:55 AM (4q5tP)
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I love to look at nubile young flesh every bit as much as the next guy, but ....
The only way I could actually do a young gal is if she is mute, doesn't speak, or speaks no english at all. Once they start talking I can't stop thinking that I've already heard all this shit before, it wasn't that much fun then, and I'd rather actually be with a real woman.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 01:02 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:03 AM (M2Ccl)
A GIS suggests she lost some of the excess but the publicity photos that appeared when that show was on made her look immense. The muu-muu didn't help.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 01:03 AM (kcfmt)
LOLOLOL!!!!! Crack that whip!!! (Insert Devo vid I am too lazy to hunt up and tinyurl)
(Cake flour makes the best cakes, very light and fluffy. Do not use for cookies, I was just curious!)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:04 AM (SsG4J)
My My My. Once Bitten Twice Shy by Great White.
Is the Valu Rite playing tricks on my eyes because the keyboard player looks a bit like Garth Algar (Dana Carvey)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:06 AM (4q5tP)
Oh, you sweet man, you will get to know me soon enough....
I could have asked that question. My question was one of...texture, I guess.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:07 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:07 AM (loM0R)
Okay, I will, eventually, but who the hell cares if you cuss??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:08 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:09 AM (M2Ccl)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 05:07 AM (loM0R)
Hah, almost as much of a mark as the one left on the poor wife who knows darn well she was not The One who left said mark!
And this always comes up in the wee smas. You Morons are a deeply romantic bunch.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:12 AM (SsG4J)
The only way I could actually do a young gal is if she is mute, doesn't speak, or speaks no english at all. Once they start talking I can't stop thinking that I've already heard all this shit before, it wasn't that much fun then, and I'd rather actually be with a real woman.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 05:02 AM (ufJKx)
lol'd All The Drama Kills "It."
On the other hand, there's no sparks generated by Maude and her sisters, either. So there appears to be an upper and lower boundary.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:13 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:16 AM (loM0R)
Eventually, perhaps. But not immediately.
On the other hand, there's no sparks generated by Maude and her sisters, either.
I can accept the fact that the sparks will eventually be gone. What enrages me, though, are the women who get dumped at that age for no other reason than a trophy wife. That's my biggest problem with the ease of divorce. There is no longer any real safety net for older women who are treated this way. Alimony is becoming less and less common, and is hardly financially feasible for average people anyway.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:18 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 05:16 AM (loM0R)
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Or, you could take their money in tribute and flip 'em some shit anyway.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 01:19 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:21 AM (M2Ccl)
Eh, I say go on and be a jackass. My brothers always were (cousins, actually); like you, they felt it was their bounden duty to separate the wheat from the chaff, and let's face it, the wussies from the real men. Your sisters are treasures to be earned, not mere gateways to free cookies.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:22 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:23 AM (loM0R)
I never even heard the F word til I moved to Atlanta and went to public school. I think I may have heard shit a time or two. Damn and hell now and then. So when I started hearing all of it, it was almost like a joke. I love to let it fly. I feel like I'm getting away with something. David and I are awful at home, but he is not near as good as I am at being able to control it in public.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:27 AM (SsG4J)
OMG NO NO NO Not those idiots.
The original or nothing. The live version off Welcome to the Club is probably my preferred track but this is what YouTube has: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 01:29 AM (kcfmt)
You are a very, very wise man. From the East, no less. And I bet your bear wondrous gifts when called upon!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:29 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 05:23 AM (loM0R)
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If your sisters aren't sure, you are their safety check. When they are sure, they will know and so will you.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 01:30 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:30 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:31 AM (M2Ccl)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 05:18 AM (SsG4J)
Well, replacing the first wife with a trophy wife does happen with alpha men of means and vanity. But I've heard that the majority of divorces are initiated by the wives in Eat Pray Love style. Agree that divorce is too easy, esp with children in the mix.
Which is why I'll be eating my Who pudding and Who hash unaccompanied and awaiting my teen kids to come over Sunday to check out what Santa left for them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:31 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:33 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:35 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:37 AM (M2Ccl)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:40 AM (M2Ccl)
What makes me sort of melancholy about Thor is that there are no rose colored glasses in his case! She was bad news, and he knows it. He has no regrets, and I know that, too. He says she wasn't the type of girl you marry, and he married me. I do not really understand that. Also, when I told him I was jealous that no one ever fought over me in a parking lot, unlike her, he said I wasn't the type men fought over, I was the type men fought for. WTF is the damn difference?? Patronizing mother fucker. But he did marry me,and I know he's happy. I just wish he'd get that look in his eyes over me now and then. Perhaps I should break his heart. Asshole.
Not that I am the least bit jealous, or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:41 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 05:37 AM (M2Ccl)
So, wrt past girlfriends, you're saying there's a chance? May have to get on fb afterall.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:42 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2011 05:40 AM (kcfmt)
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Night Epo. After tonight's thesis, I am pretty sure I know what you will be dreaming about.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 01:42 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:42 AM (loM0R)
Nah, I am not grand, trust me! We was all raised together as pups!
My Daddy was not around much when I was a wee girl, so my mama and I lived with one of his brothers, and he and my aunt had 8 boys. There were also two more uncles down the holler with nine more boys between 'em, and only 5 girls including me among the bunch.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:46 AM (SsG4J)
What makes me sort of melancholy about Thor is that there are no rose colored glasses in his case! She was bad news, and he knows it. He has no regrets, and I know that, too. He says she wasn't the type of girl you marry, and he married me. I do not really understand that. Also, when I told him I was jealous that no one ever fought over me in a parking lot, unlike her, he said I wasn't the type men fought over, I was the type men fought for. WTF is the damn difference?? Patronizing mother fucker. But he did marry me,and I know he's happy. I just wish he'd get that look in his eyes over me now and then. Perhaps I should break his heart. Asshole.
Not that I am the least bit jealous, or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 05:41 AM (SsG4J)
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MissT, you know I luv ya, but you are completely fucking lost on this one.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 01:46 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:47 AM (SsG4J)
I don't even have a damn man from my past to get wistful over, not really. And I'm still friends with the two I did date somewhat seriously, so there is no chance to get wistful anyway, and not a single person to throw up in his face.
Lack of forethought on my part, big time.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:52 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth1 at December 24, 2011 01:52 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 01:52 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 01:53 AM (M2Ccl)
Not lost, but I will admit I am jealous of her. And I'm not in the least jealous by nature, so it galls me no end. You have no idea.
Well, you probably do, cuz I always bring it up, don't I??
I could snatch her bald-headed, I really could. She really hurt him.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:56 AM (SsG4J)
Shabat Shalom
Anyone else going to Synagouge this morning then Church tomorrow morning?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 01:59 AM (wY55N)
Get you a sweet little homely one who knows how to make a good roast beast.....yankeefifth, you are a prince among men to try and make me feel better!
Hey, chemjeff!! I had a large iced mocha tonight, and am keeping everyone awake with my whining.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:00 AM (SsG4J)
Not lost, but I will admit I am jealous of her. And I'm not in the least jealous by nature, so it galls me no end. You have no idea.
Well, you probably do, cuz I always bring it up, don't I??
I could snatch her bald-headed, I really could. She really hurt him.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 05:56 AM (SsG4J)
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Have I gathered correctly that she was a shallow, manipulative bitch that got her jollies running people thru their paces just to watch the show? If so, I can tell you a whole lot of things.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 02:02 AM (ufJKx)
Alas, no Synagogue nor Church for this heathen! And Thor says there isn't even any Midnight Mass being offered, so he's gonna have to go 4 or 11 oclock. I was shocked! I thought Midnight Mass was a big deal in Catholicism?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:03 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 02:05 AM (M2Ccl)
Ah, you slept with her, too, huh?? Yep, that is her to the core. She was sleeping with at least 5 people that I knew of. Including her husband's brother. (Divorced by the time Thor got involved, BTW)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:06 AM (SsG4J)
Hmmm, good to know veeka. I'm thinking that a "How You Doin?" fb tour of every skirt I can recall knowing between ages 17 and 27 might yield some stimulating results.
And chemjeff, I'm still up getting fortified to hit the Mall in about 2 hours for a Schwarzenegger-esque rendition of his Jingle All The Way search for a Turbo Man doll.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:07 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:08 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: veeka at December 24, 2011 02:10 AM (M2Ccl)
Don't know about the katolichers that much. No midnight services for my brand of christrianty but very early morning on Christams day. My wife is jewish and we really don't make the kids choose one or the other. We kind of figure that we have most of the bases covered.
Usually we only go to one or the other but during Chanuka/ Christmas we go to both. It does make for a fun weekend.
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 02:11 AM (wY55N)
if not, there's always gift cards
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 02:13 AM (sBgtt)
I guess my big question about Facebook is, is it possible to keep my Facebook friends separate from each other?
basically, I'd like to be able to keep some separation between my professional life and my personal life
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 02:15 AM (sBgtt)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 02:16 AM (sBgtt)
Count, are you not paying the slightest attention?? Those hot floosies will either break your heart or get fat. Get you a sweet little homely one who knows how to make a good roast beast.....
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No, I am a man with two brains. I would like to go back in time and slap upside the head my younger self for turning down the sweet loving care and feeding that was available from those sweet little homely ones. Whatta dunce.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:17 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 06:06 AM (SsG4J)
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Her, no. A copy of her. Yes. Guess what else -- I'll give you 90-10 odds she had extreme Daddy issues. You are choosing to be jealous about a completely miserable person. Do yourself a favor and just let it go.
I can tell you a lot more, but I don't think the other party guests want to hear it.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 02:20 AM (ufJKx)
I misinterpreted what she meant and so I thought it meant she wasn't interested in me
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 02:21 AM (sBgtt)
I'm sure you'll find the item you are looking for
if not, there's always gift cards
Yeah, fallback plan. That or get to the bank by noon for some folding green in various denominations.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:21 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 02:24 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:27 AM (4q5tP)
Must be the 'stays in print' thing.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 02:27 AM (ufJKx)
I believe that is done in private email. Would you really want to know who hates who?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 02:30 AM (wY55N)
I believe that is done in private email. Would you really want to know who hates who?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 06:30 AM (wY55N)
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God no. The only reason I even thought of it is that I recently watched Colin Quinn "Long Story Short," which is a stand up act. Anyway, he does this bit about family driving home after a holiday party and every time they drop someone off they bad mouth them until they drop the next one off, and then switch, etc.
Posted by: jc at December 24, 2011 02:34 AM (ufJKx)
That's not a comedy act, that's my mother!
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 02:38 AM (sBgtt)
I lurked here for about 3 years before I started posting. Seen a few come and go and belive me, there have been a couple that I wished I had talked about.
Glad i didn't though.
btw, does anyone know where i can find a list of smilies that work on the AOSHQ?
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 02:42 AM (wY55N)
btw, does anyone know where i can find a list of smilies that work on the AOSHQ?
Emoticons
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 02:46 AM (YdQQY)
I'm getting to like this internet thing and bing. Just found the Turbo Man doll equivalent that the ex "forgot" to go to the mall to get for son's #1 Christmas WishGift. It's not at the mall!! Hallelujah!!
Well, it's at the outlet stores center. But that's gotta be 100X better than the super mega giant mall complex, right?
Plus, all Amazon gifts ordered on Monday with their free shipping deal arrived yesterday.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 02:46 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 02:51 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: Retread at December 24, 2011 03:05 AM (ALZZ7)
Posted by: macintx at December 24, 2011 03:09 AM (ucs8Y)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 03:10 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 24, 2011 03:11 AM (sBgtt)
Thanks, so far I haven't had a problem with appetite or nausea. .
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 03:12 AM (YdQQY)
So, I read in the Saturday newspaper that world leaders gathered in Prague for the funeral of Vaclav Havel.
Havel was a giant of the 20th century, a man who put his life on the line to free his nation from Communism. Barky, of course, would rather be off to Hawaii. Figures.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 24, 2011 03:17 AM (ojvSZ)
Posted by: GMB ONT exile at December 24, 2011 03:18 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: Retread at December 24, 2011 03:25 AM (ALZZ7)
Posted by: mike at December 24, 2011 03:25 AM (0hdwM)
And why wasn't George Bush sent as part of the delegation? He was a personal friend of Havel.
I don't care who we end up with as the GOP nominee. I will vote for that person because he will not embarrass us this much.
Disgraceful!
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 24, 2011 03:29 AM (GoIUi)
http://tinyurl.com/7pvts4c
The shopping mall has been around longer than I thought!
Posted by: Retread at December 24, 2011 03:33 AM (ALZZ7)
The Obama dog Bo has outlived his usefulness as a prop for adoring fans and media elites, and will soon suffer the fate of Clinton's dog Buddy and the svelte NBC reporter Chelsea's cat Socks.
Buddy was conveniently run over by a car, and Socks was awarded to President Goober's secretary Betty Currie for her many years of loyal service, to include taking the heat off the Clinton's by adopting their unwanted cat Socks.
Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 24, 2011 03:39 AM (ndqJC)
And why wasn't George Bush sent as part of the delegation? He was a personal friend of Havel.
As you will come to find out eventually......
It's all faux.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 24, 2011 03:49 AM (lpWVn)
Probably no money left in the SS travel budget.
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 03:55 AM (YdQQY)
Had to fly Bo home for a photo op.
Priorities...priorities.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 24, 2011 03:59 AM (lpWVn)
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
gotta make an ugly woman your wife!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 24, 2011 04:03 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 04:04 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 04:05 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 04:12 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Deety at December 24, 2011 04:16 AM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 24, 2011 04:28 AM (6DDE+)
Because, honestly....
I really can't see me doing a Brazilian Wax on a regular basis....
OUCH!!!!
I'd rather grow a bush for a decade or so and quit sechs with real guys!
Posted by: Deety at December 24, 2011 08:16 AM (RvDoQ)
So... youÂ’re saying those Brazillian Wax gift certificates I was going to surprise the wife with this Christmas might not go over well?
Posted by: jwest at December 24, 2011 04:32 AM (8moZm)
I'd say what's expected nowadays is grooming -- to what lengths is your decision. But today's norm does seem to be grooming to the nth degree...back in the 70's/80's?...not so much!
Posted by: billygoat at December 24, 2011 04:32 AM (6DDE+)
Posted by: jeannebodine at December 24, 2011 04:35 AM (byR8d)
Ever eaten corn on the cob?
Remember how annoying the corn silk was?
Getting stuck between your teeth?
Think about it.
If you like oral then give the guy a "clean plate" so to speak. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 24, 2011 04:35 AM (xqpQL)
I'd rather grow a bush for a decade or so and quit sechs with real guys!
We have just thing for you.
Posted by: Happy Fun Manbot Company at December 24, 2011 04:35 AM (d0Tfm)
It's sooooo unfair.
Hmmmmm.
$7000 for a sexbot or that new roof?
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 24, 2011 04:40 AM (xqpQL)
Thanks, just waiting on a new open thread to post today's news.
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 04:40 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 24, 2011 04:41 AM (xqpQL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 04:42 AM (niZvt)
I'm sure glad everyone DID THEIR SHOPPING EARLY and can hang out here to comment.
Five minutes in Target followed a leisurely stroll through the liquor store and I'm done.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 24, 2011 04:44 AM (d0Tfm)
*rattles the door handle*
Nothing - Gabe must be passed out from the Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Retread at December 24, 2011 04:45 AM (ALZZ7)
Posted by: billygoat at December 24, 2011 04:46 AM (6DDE+)
Oddly, without a cotton cover to wick sweat away, it smells like an old sneaker.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 24, 2011 04:46 AM (lpWVn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 24, 2011 04:47 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Deety at December 24, 2011 04:47 AM (RvDoQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 04:48 AM (niZvt)
Merry Christmas to all and
Holy shit, flying reindeer, Aaagghh get me down.
Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2011 04:50 AM (GH3uG)
Merry Eve of christmas!
Gingrich and Perry out in Virginia. Merry Chirstmas Mitt.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 24, 2011 08:51 AM (XdlcF)
Mwahhhhhahhhhh!
Posted by: Preznit Foreth at December 24, 2011 04:53 AM (6DDE+)
But Holy Spirit on Ward Street still does one. Also I think St. Marys By The Sea, but i would have to check. Sigh. My HS best friends are intensely catholic and so i know where all the good churches are
i pretty sure they live blocks from miss T. Posted by: gushie loves turkish delight at December 24, 2011 04:54 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 08:53 AM (YdQQY)
...and keeping his ego in check.................................ROFLMAO!
Posted by: billygoat at December 24, 2011 04:57 AM (6DDE+)
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight....Merry Christmas to all and....WTF is up in Virginia!?
Has it always been this difficult to get your name on the ballot in Virginia? Sheesh....
Posted by: Tami at December 24, 2011 04:58 AM (X6akg)
Newt did not make VA ballot.
Rick Perry did not make it either
Guess who the VA governor
endorsed and who WILL be on the ballot.
(Only two people made the ballot.)
Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 05:03 AM (YdQQY)
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Posted by: catman at December 24, 2011 05:11 AM (YKUmW)
As a conservative Virginian, I like to think that our politics are not overly corrupt (but when politicians are involved, well...). However, it seems to me that with opposition operatives, democrat derailers, and vote fraud concerns, no serious non-big-establishment candidate should have felt comfortable with anywhere near the minimum number of signatures being submitted.
The professional political establishment hates them some upstart politicians that haven't been bought and paid for.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 24, 2011 05:11 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 24, 2011 05:15 AM (yh0zB)
Us evil Americans stole all his butter.
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In honor of this very special day, I consumed a very large portion of SOS with a couple of strips of bacon and Blue Mountain java. Ah....
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willow, go fetch my box so I can smack Gabe please. Thank you.
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