November 16, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Proposition Edition
— Maetenloch

Want To Make $200K a Year And Don't Mind Tight Places?

Then get your ass to the Australian outback where miners are so much in demand that salaries now average $100K a year. And if you're reliable and get some experience, you can eventually make over $1000 a day.

The downside: It's tough work and you live in a small dusty town with the nearest bar and brothel sometimes over ten miles away.

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James Dinnison: the 25-year-old high-school dropout from Western Australia makes $200,000 a year running drills in underground mines to extract gold and other minerals.

The heavily tattooed Mr. Dinnison, who started in the mines seven years ago earning $100,000, owns a sky-blue 2009 Chevy Ute, which cost $55,000 before a $16,000 engine enhancement, and a $44,000 custom motorcycle. The price tag on his chihuahua, Dexter, which yaps at his feet: $1,200.

Of course he also wasted a lot of his money too.
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Think the Housing Bubble was all Fannie and Freddie's Fault?
Well no doubt they helped it along but looking at this chart it's clear that there was a house price bubble going on in almost every single industrialized country at the same time. Too many dollars to lend chasing too few qualified borrowers. And if you think we had it bad, just take a look at the UK and Belgium.
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And why was there so much money to hand out? Well mostly due to the central banks and lack of price inflation thanks to cheap Chinese stuff:

Why did the Fed and other banks allow credit creation in excess of GDP for so many years in a row? Partly because nobody wants to stop a bull market before its time -- there is more or less no better way to piss people off -- but also because the usual signal for too much credit -- consumer products price inflation -- was masked by the one-time migration of the world's production to China.

Woman Watches Her House Getting Burglarized Through WebCam
And calls 911, giving a play-by-play as they walk around the house selecting items to steal. Luckily there's a happy ending.

Neoneocon: A PSA on Shingles
Don't mess around with shingles - they can get nasty. A friend of mine in graduate school got a case of shingles and went from the picture of fitness to a bed-bound invalid in constant pain. He eventually recovered, but it took him almost a year. Luckily these days they have anti-virals for treatment and a vaccine to prevent it. Well if you don't mind the tardation that is.

Want a Bigger Tool?
Well for just $999 you can get a large, girthy Wenger multi-tool. Here's just one of the positive reviews from a very satisfied customer:

I can tell you from experience, there has never been a tool half as useful as the Wenger - The Giant Knife. Let me give you a brief example from yesterday: I woke up after my amazing night's rest in the Wenger's king size murphy bed (with satin sheets). Once the women were dressed and out the door, I made coffee from the Wenger's cappuccino machine. Then I headed out the door, Wenger in hand. I came across a two old women selling crochet crosses. I pulled my Wenger out of my pants to get to my wallet. The ladies saw this and died in ecstasy just at the size of my Wenger.
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Saudi Arabia: Women Must Cover Their Sexy, Slutty Eyes

According to a report that appeared on Al Arabiyya News, Saudi Arabia’s Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has declared that it will begin “interfering with” and “ordering” women to cover their eyes, “if they provoke fitna [sedition, chaos].” The spokesman added, “Our men have every right to do so.”
Hey how can you blame the men when they're helpless before a woman's come-hither-and-rape-me eye beams?
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Woman Prefers Her Laundry Basket To Her HusbandÂ’s Penis
Well who wouldn't since it's cleaner with that sexy plasticy smell, doesn't waste time on the internet, and loves to listen to all your lengthy complaints without ever annoying you with offered solutions. Dudes - we must snuff this out before we all get cuckolded by laundry accessories.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:42 PM | Comments (679)
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1 Evenin' all .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 05:48 PM (npr0X)

2 fuck. dude, I can throw a party you piss sticks!

Posted by: James Dinnison at November 16, 2011 05:51 PM (Sdl9x)

3 Everyone must be stuck on the dry humping the laundry basket site .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 05:51 PM (npr0X)

4 Occupy the ONT!

Posted by: Joffen at November 16, 2011 05:52 PM (zLeKL)

5 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 05:52 PM (F79HU)

6 Hmmmm The business card lists orgys as a specialty He's a bubblehead No comment

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 16, 2011 05:53 PM (gOCC3)

7 Evening Robert - you're here early!

Posted by: Joffen at November 16, 2011 05:53 PM (zLeKL)

8 Listening to the new Megadeth.

So far, so good.

Er, I mean the album, so far, is good.  So Far, So Good... was their third album that came out in 1987.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 05:53 PM (F79HU)

9 Zionist hair-rays and now "rape-me eyes"...*sighs*. 

What a barbaric culture.  And just think - these are the same type of people who will be obtaining nukes (the Magic Kingdom probably already has them) very soon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 05:54 PM (UR5vq)

10

Evening, Morons.

There is a brand, spankin' new Kindle Fire waiting for me at home.

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 05:54 PM (3SvjA)

11 Congrats Dr. Chaos .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 05:55 PM (npr0X)

12 Why would you admit to wanting to grind a laundry basket rather than your husband? Disgrace.

Posted by: Unruly at November 16, 2011 05:55 PM (LL4jH)

13 Evening Joffen.  Yeah, just a little early.

Got up early, received the new Megadeth in the mail along with Judas Priest's Sad Wings Of Destiny.

I'm in metal bliss.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 05:55 PM (F79HU)

14 Nice of her to emascalate her husband. I'm sure he's appreciative.

Posted by: stillers at November 16, 2011 05:55 PM (gVUg0)

15 Laundry basket, huh. I knew all that shit about a sense of humor and the like being important was lies.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2011 05:56 PM (US0pq)

16 I was going to comment that I bet that guy doesn't have a nickel in savings and then decided that I might want to read the article first.

Yep.

My horsey intuition is dead-on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 05:57 PM (piMMO)

17 "woman-prefers-her-laundry-basket-to-her-husbands-penis" If that photo is accurate, the pastel colored shirt indicates that the man had no penis to begin with.

Posted by: derit at November 16, 2011 05:57 PM (FQlFL)

18 Nice of her to emascalate her husband. I'm sure he's appreciative. I'm sure the guys he rolls with would never bring this up .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 05:58 PM (npr0X)

19 Update on the Hippie Death March to DC

No updates in 2 hours showing them a few miles from Newark DE

I wonder if their tracking phone got wet?

Or maybe, as one of their livestream archives indicated, they stopped at a laundromat to dry their clothes


Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2011 05:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

20 Dr. Kratos,
How do you do?  I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Have a seat and I'll bring you a nice glass of grape Koolaid.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 05:59 PM (bv3B0)

21 the guy in that laundry basket story looks a bit like Tony Romo

Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2011 05:59 PM (UvdzB)

22 The last time I saw Megadeth, Dave Mustaine was leading the audience in a group sing-along/hand-clapping thing. Like Bon Jovi.

All my respect for Megadeth died that night.


Posted by: Momtresor at November 16, 2011 05:59 PM (dIHHd)

23 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2011 05:59 PM (JMmQ9)

24 Holy crap! I brought up AOSHQ on my phone just now and as I was expanding the site on the device, I accidentally clicked on a link on the side bar. Whatever it was triggered the Emergency Broadcast Alert System and then caused a major power outage throughout the greater Fort Worth area. What was that link? Stuxnet virus? Something worse?

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist and Level One Escroter at November 16, 2011 05:59 PM (ig4Pz)

25 When she says she's doing laundry , she means it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 06:00 PM (npr0X)

26 That man should immediately divorce that bitch.

Whether he's hung or not...

Whether he's a wimp in bed or not...

She humiliated a man she is supposed to love. And did so very publicly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:00 PM (piMMO)

27

Kratos is a Doctor now?

 

Kratos, I have some lower back pain, can you hook a guy up with a morphine drip?

Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2011 06:00 PM (UvdzB)

28 Fuck multi-tool, I have multi-pass.

Posted by: The fifth element at November 16, 2011 06:00 PM (ENKCw)

29 Shingles are no joke.  I had a mild case when I was in the 6th grade.  It hurt so bad I couldn't even stand for my shirt to touch it.  I basically stayed at home face down on my bed shirtless for two weeks.  I know that wouldn't raise any eyebrows here if I did that now, but for a twelve year old, it's pretty rough. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2011 06:01 PM (mjR67)

30 The last time I saw Megadeth, Dave Mustaine was leading the audience in a group sing-along/hand-clapping thing. Like Bon Jovi.

The moment someone on stage starts begging for clapping and/or singing along, I'm done.

I paid to hear YOU sing, asshole. Get to it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:01 PM (piMMO)

31

"woman-prefers-her-laundry-basket-to-her-husbands-penis"

to each their own.......

I like to stick my pecker in my Lyman TURBO PRO 1200 brass tumbler

Posted by: F. Baum at November 16, 2011 06:02 PM (QE/BE)

32 New South Park coming on CC now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:02 PM (piMMO)

33 Well the Opera browser is certainly a unique experience. For whatever reason I don't have any of the HTML options in the comment box.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 06:02 PM (F79HU)

34

Evening, Morons.

There is a brand, spankin' new Kindle Fire waiting for me at home.

Posted by: fluffy

Oh shit, Hollowpoint isn't going to take that bit of information very well.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:03 PM (bv3B0)

35 She does have some really nice eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2011 06:04 PM (+hjac)

36 Pabst Blue Ribbon and white trash South Park

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:04 PM (piMMO)

37 Wow, Opera reloads pages really quickly! Or at least this page. Hit it enough it could give this place a real chatroom feel. But I do want my HTML options in the comment box. Anyone know how to fix that?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 06:04 PM (F79HU)

38 29 Shingles are no joke.  I had a mild case when I was in the 6th grade.  It hurt so bad I couldn't even stand for my shirt to touch it.  I basically stayed at home face down on my bed shirtless for two weeks.  I know that wouldn't raise any eyebrows here if I did that now, but for a twelve year old, it's pretty rough. 
Posted by: no good deed

I had them on my lower right back when I was a senior in high school.  Hurt like bloody hell.  The docs believe that may have been the earliest sign of MS.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:05 PM (bv3B0)

39 James Dinnison: the 25-year-old high-school dropout from Western Australia makes $200,000 a year running drills in underground mines to extract gold and other minerals.

So what I want to know is why he isn't sharing his ill gotten gains with those of us who spend a hard 20 hours a week as a barista?

Posted by: Some Occupier at November 16, 2011 06:05 PM (3aXbg)

40 Oh, now I get the whole "Dr. Chaos" thing, .  Thanks Bill! 

You told, didn't you mpfs? 

Well, thank you for the congrats, everyone!    Apologies to all that I must have missed - I wasn't trying to be rude, but I do have a bit of finishing work here that I was trying to get a leg up on before I proceed onwards.   It's a step into another phase of my career and also into the big unknown.  I've been truly blessed with both my IRL support and the support of the people who live in my laptop.    Thank you all! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:05 PM (UR5vq)

41

so slutty eyes are now banned in Saudi?

 

I used to have slutty ankles but covered those up too.

 

I'm going to get a slutty phone and set it on turbo vibrate rather than ring

 

I've already determined Saudi men have tiny pee-pee's.

 

I'd rather hump a Scandi

Posted by: slutty chick with eyes at November 16, 2011 06:06 PM (Sdl9x)

42 Damn!

South Park is laying it to Penn State

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:06 PM (piMMO)

43 100k sounds nice, but every animal on that continent will end you.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 16, 2011 06:06 PM (tKFT6)

44

Oh shit, Hollowpoint isn't going to take that bit of information very well.

We pre-ordered just a day or two after they were announced.

His 'n' Her Kindle Fires. Is that excessively...something?

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 06:07 PM (3SvjA)

45 "Too much eye makeup makes her look like a whore," said Charlie Sheen. The Imam agrees and wishes Ferris a speedy recovery.

Posted by: derit at November 16, 2011 06:07 PM (FQlFL)

46 hi all
glad to see the ONT again!
thanks again Maet for another ONT
I'm very grateful for the valuable service you and the other cob-loggers, and especially Ace, provide for us all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:07 PM (s7mIC)

47

Chemjeff, when you rake up a huge pile of leaves and it looks so inviting it makes you want to jump in it like a kid, Don't.  You hit like a brick gasping for breath and hoping you didn't rupture your spleen or something.  Don't ask me how I know this. 

Other usefull trivia:  If you happen to be wearing a velcro suit don't do a running spinning jump to a matching velcro wall unless you aspire to joining the Vienna Boys Choir.  Did that one once in front of my wife, my kids and her parents.  It's really hard to hide your pain and be dignified.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (JKNDp)

48 There were many reckless lenders and borrowers over the last decade, all over the world. The original and most basic reason is that there was too much competition in lending, which pushed banks and other financial institutions to offer ridiculous terms to irresponsible or incompetent borrowers.

This is letting the left off FAR too easy.

We had a system where banks were threaten with legal action and President Bill Clinton to ignore established lending protocols AND had the government offer to buy up a large portion of the bad loans. Government action created the housing bubble through normal leftist inability to consider consequences. Period.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (3aXbg)

49

Kratos, I have some lower back pain, can you hook a guy up with a morphine drip?

Unfortunately, I'm not a "real" MD doctor - just a guy who did enough bench work to get several people to sign off on a slip of paper.

Now chemjeff might be able to synthesize some of that for your needs. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (UR5vq)

50 I'd rather hump a Scandi

Whoa, now  don't go all crazy on us here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (niX38)

51 40

Hangs head in shame Kratos. 

Not really, you deserve the kudos pal.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (bv3B0)

52 Hey how can you blame the men when they're helpless before a woman's come-hither-and-rape-me eye beams?

I'd play laundry basket with her.

Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2011 06:08 PM (3aXbg)

53 Jeebus , the spammers got chemjeff .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2011 06:09 PM (npr0X)

54 Congratulations Dr. Kratos, now the real fun begins

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:09 PM (s7mIC)

55 Woman Prefers Her Laundry Basket To Her HusbandÂ’s Penis

So if he brought the basket into their bedroom, would it be a threesome?

Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2011 06:10 PM (3aXbg)

56 Isn't there a shingles vaccine?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2011 06:10 PM (LVDiz)

57 In bacon related news: at the Daily Caller, scroll down until you see the headline "McRib of Sex."  A bacon-flavored personal lubricant.

And eff you Minx and your long stings of text BS.

Posted by: butch at November 16, 2011 06:10 PM (UIbD4)

58 Ohio Dan roger wilco
actually I think I will break out the lawnmower, put it on "medium" setting and mulch the hell out of my leaves this weekend, it is prob. going to be the last weekend that it will be warm enough to do it
plus, I spent several hours a few weekends ago raking up the last big batch of leaves, and it sucked donkey balls

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:10 PM (s7mIC)

59 Is the correct form of address Dr. Kratos or Dr. Chaos?

Either way, I hope a white Persian cat and plans to take over the world are involved in some way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (US0pq)

60 53 Jeebus , the spammers got chemjeff .

lol no I'm just glad to be here, that's all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (s7mIC)

61 46 hi all glad to see the ONT again! thanks again Maet for another ONT I'm very grateful for the valuable service you and the other cob-loggers, and especially Ace, provide for us all Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:07 PM (s7mIC) Somebody's awfully chipper! Good night at Fapplebees?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (+hjac)

62 Girls, I hear the 1 percenters make at a bare minimum 350k per year and on average 650k per year and 9 mil in assets. And they pay few taxes.

So what your saying is that they are overcompensating for really tiny little packages, right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (niX38)

63 Girls, I hear the 1 percenters make at a bare minimum 350k per year and on average 650k per year and 9 mil in assets. And they pay few taxes.

Well, then I suggest you give that saggy mangina of yours a workout.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (piMMO)

64 57 Isn't there a shingles vaccine?
Posted by: dagny

There is now but not when I was 17.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (bv3B0)

65

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:09 PM (s7mIC)

Thanks, chemjeff!  The notion of the "real fun" you alluded to is starting to settle in now. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:11 PM (UR5vq)

66 Congrats Dr. Kratos! That is one sweet accomplishment.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 06:12 PM (MtwBb)

67 Somebody's awfully chipper! Good night at Fapplebees?

no, not really, actually
just here

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:12 PM (s7mIC)

68

Do you how hard it is to live in Saudi, porn everywhere but not chicks!!

 

I saw this hottie with eyes at the mall 2 days ago, I had to go home and wack it 5 times in a row, she had eyes that made me so horney.

 

 

Posted by: the camel guy at November 16, 2011 06:12 PM (Sdl9x)

69

Unfortunately, I'm not a "real" MD doctor - just a guy who did enough bench work to get several people to sign off on a slip of paper.

 

heh. Congrats!

Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2011 06:12 PM (UvdzB)

70 60 Is the correct form of address Dr. Kratos or Dr. Chaos?

Either way, I hope a white Persian cat and plans to take over the world are involved in some way.
Posted by: Waterhouse

Can alexthechick and I be kick ass fembots?

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:13 PM (bv3B0)

71 71 A doctorate in what? Zoology, history ???


I believe it is called "Skinemax Literary Theory"

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:13 PM (s7mIC)

72
She humiliated a man she is supposed to love. And did so very publicly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 10:00 PM (piMMO)

Welcome to modern feminist marriages...where if the men aren't spineless morons, they better act the part...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 06:13 PM (3aXbg)

73 30 The last time I saw Megadeth, Dave Mustaine was leading the audience in a group sing-along/hand-clapping thing. Like Bon Jovi.

The moment someone on stage starts begging for clapping and/or singing along, I'm done.

I paid to hear YOU sing, asshole. Get to it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 10:01 PM (piMMO)


Tell me about it. And this was when Megadeth and Slayer were touring together....you know Slayer ain't got time for no sing-along!


Love the handle, BTW!

Posted by: Momtresor at November 16, 2011 06:14 PM (dIHHd)

74 The notion of the "real fun" you alluded to is starting to settle in now.

naww, that is just the lingering buzz from the post-defense party
just wait until your first tenure-track appointment...

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:14 PM (s7mIC)

75 Shingles (Herpes zoaster), I have had it twice but caught it early and it wasn't too bad.  It's a little embarrassing buying Valtrex to treat it.  The people yelling VALTRAX across the valley in the ad are doing so because they only have to take one pill a day as opposed to the older, but much cheaper, 4 pill a day prescription.  BTW zoaster, I believe, means belt.  I think it refers to the belt or branch of nerves wrapping around one side of your body.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 06:14 PM (JKNDp)

76 Congrats, Dr. Kratos! PhDs in god-slaying are hard to come by!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2011 06:14 PM (+hjac)

77 Unfortunately, I'm not a "real" MD doctor - just a guy who did enough bench work to get several people to sign off on a slip of paper.

Hmm, "real" or not I bet I know a certain 80s skinemax star who would be impressed...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 06:15 PM (3aXbg)

78 Welcome to modern feminist marriages...where if the men aren't spineless morons, they better act the part...

no kidding.  There was this one couple, she was a professor, and he was.. umm I don't know what he did, maybe he was just a house husband.  But he was so g-d whipped it was not even funny.  I felt bad for him, seriously.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:15 PM (s7mIC)

79 Congratulations, Dr. Kratos!!

Posted by: Adrian at November 16, 2011 06:15 PM (PY4xx)

80 Can alexthechick and I be kick ass fembots?

OMG, attitude augmented by hydraulics.

I dunno about you guys, but I'm a little frightened by that prospect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:15 PM (niX38)

81 I received my Ronald Reagan calendar in the mail this week. I can't wait for December to hang it in my office.

My new boss, I suspect, is a lib. She has a friend who writes for Politico.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)

82 Gotta run folks. Things to do. Have fun.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 06:16 PM (JKNDp)

83

I saw this hottie with eyes like a full moon and fur as gray as a morning fog at the mall livestock market 2 days ago, I had to go home and wack it 5 times in a row, she had eyes udders that made me so horny.

Posted by: the camel guy at November 16, 2011 10:12 PM (Sdl9x)

 FIFY

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 06:16 PM (D+phB)

84 Now Shannon Tweed will kneel before Kratos, Ph.D.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:16 PM (bv3B0)

85 60 Is the correct form of address Dr. Kratos or Dr. Chaos?

Eh, neither.

Seriously, there is an NES game called Dr. Chaos

As for taking over the world..meh, everybody wants to do that.  It's a thank-less job too.  I'll settle for immortality. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:16 PM (UR5vq)

86 Maxine Waters on the death & crimes at OWS --

"That's life and it happens"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (+un8P)

87 oh man, alexthechick as a fembot in stompy boots while holding a Kindle Fire death-ray gun?
now that's some grade-A entertainment right there

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)

88 Can alexthechick and I be kick ass fembots?

We would totally rule at that. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)

89 "DNC Daily Newsletter Politico"

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (US0pq)

90 Want a Bigger Tool?

Hahaha, I busted out laughing when I spied this sentence.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (9r32i)

91 Niedermeyer, where did you get your Ronald Reagan calendar?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (s7mIC)

92 no kidding.  There was this one couple, she was a professor, and he was.. umm I don't know what he did, maybe he was just a house husband.  But he was so g-d whipped it was not even funny.  I felt bad for him, seriously.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:15 PM (s7mIC)

Why marry someone if you just want to make them miserable?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 06:17 PM (3aXbg)

93 I dunno about you guys, but I'm a little frightened by that prospect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

You'd need an i.v. when I got done with you pal.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:18 PM (bv3B0)

94 I'll settle for immortality.

So, you are having kids now?   

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2011 06:18 PM (mjR67)

95

Oh Kratos, could you get a fucking job now. These sweet benefits I am looking forward too aren't going to pay themselves.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 06:18 PM (MtwBb)

96

The laundry basket humper and her piss willey husband are liberals

 

 

just trying to help

 

 

now righwingers and conservsatives really know how to fu*k..  trust me on this

Posted by: sex therapy girl at November 16, 2011 06:19 PM (Sdl9x)

97 You'd need an i.v. when I got done with you pal.

Tease.

Just wrap your legs around my head and hang on.

Betcha can't stay on for 8 seconds.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:19 PM (niX38)

98 Oh and Kratos, treat your research slaves students well.  Trust me, you'll be rewarded for it.  (and no not in THAT way!)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:19 PM (s7mIC)

99

now righwingers and conservsatives really know how to fu*k..  trust me on this

Posted by: sex therapy girl at November 16, 2011 10:19 PM (Sdl9x)

I would like to subscribe to your news letter and/or home delivery service.

Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2011 06:19 PM (3aXbg)

100 So now that you are Ghost of Sparta, PhD, do you now get to watch girls fap?

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 06:20 PM (3SvjA)

101 55 Woman Prefers Her Laundry Basket To Her HusbandÂ’s Penis

So if he brought the basket into their bedroom, would it be a threesome?

Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2011 10:10 PM (3aXbg)

How about this guy get another woman. That way you can have a foursome. While she is humping a laundry basket, he can fuck a chick. I think thats a fair trade off.

Posted by: stillers at November 16, 2011 06:20 PM (gVUg0)

102 Dr.Kratos: does this mean that your thesis, Decadence of the Sweater Puppies will soon be available in paperback or at least the e-book format?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2011 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

103 Niedermeyer, where did you get your Ronald Reagan calendar?

I once made a donation to the Reagan Ranch and they still send me stuff. Same thing with the Heritage Foundation. This week I received the abridged version of The Road to Serfdom.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:21 PM (piMMO)

104 (and no not in THAT way!)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:19 PM (s7mIC)

Hmm, isn't that half the "benefit" of being a professor?

Even as a mere TA I got one "so, is there ANYTHING I can do to fix my grade?"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 06:21 PM (3aXbg)

105 So if he brought the basket into their bedroom, would it be a threesome?

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!

Posted by: The Moron Chorus at November 16, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)

106 102 You'd need an i.v. when I got done with you pal.

Tease.

Just wrap your legs around my head and hang on.

Betcha can't stay on for 8 seconds.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

Sure of yourself, aren't ya?

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:21 PM (bv3B0)

107 96 no kidding.  There was this one couple, she was a professor, and he was.. umm I don't know what he did, maybe he was just a house husband.  But he was so g-d whipped it was not even funny.  I felt bad for him, seriously. Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:15 PM (s7mIC) Why marry someone if you just want to make them miserable? Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 10:17 PM (3aXbg) There are a lot of warped people in this world, and I don't mean in a good way.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2011 06:21 PM (+hjac)

108

So now that you are Ghost of Sparta, PhD, do you now get to watch girls fap?

only the further science

Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (UvdzB)

109 2 Girls One Hamper

Posted by: Obligatory at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (3aXbg)

110 Even as a mere TA I got one "so, is there ANYTHING I can do to fix my grade?"

Yeah I got one too.  I said "yeah, you can actually READ THE FUCKING BOOK".  Man was I stupid.


Posted by: The Moron Chorus at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (s7mIC)

111

Evening, Morons.

There is a brand, spankin' new Kindle Fire waiting for me at home.

Posted by: fluffy

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (SY2Kh)

112 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (s7mIC)

113 So, you are having kids now?

Of course not.  Now if I can only transfer my consciousness to a machine...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (UR5vq)

114 Sure of yourself, aren't ya?

Very.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:22 PM (niX38)

115
Yeah I got one too.  I said "yeah, you can actually READ THE FUCKING BOOK".  Man was I stupid.


Posted by: The Moron Chorus at November 16, 2011 10:22 PM (s7mIC)

Um, like, uh, I meant, uh, other then that.

Posted by: Some future teacher/sociologist/etc at November 16, 2011 06:23 PM (3aXbg)

116 Would someone ban that annoying shit?

It is rare that I support banning. Very rare. But he doesn't even attempt to engage in debate or, for that matter, anything resembling humor. And he's boring as shit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:23 PM (piMMO)

117 This week I received the abridged version of The Road to Serfdom.

heh that sounds good, actually
I tried reading the original, but it was too depressing - I knew what Hayek was trying to describe was 1940's Soviet Russia, but I just saw too many parallels to modern America, that I just couldn't keep reading it

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (s7mIC)

118 FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

Posted by: Hollowpoint


LOL

They have two of them Hollowpoint!

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (bv3B0)

119

Hey, grab that Downey and lets make this a real party!

 

 

 

 

Psst, don't tell the drier sheets, they are so jealouse

Posted by: the laundry basket at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (Sdl9x)

120 So, you are having kids now?

Right now? No.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (3aXbg)

121 That's probably easier than kids.  The PhD was well earned.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (mjR67)

122 Are there any requirements for a US citizen to work in Australia? I can leave tomorrow.

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (fajT6)

123 do you now get to watch girls fap?

There's a joke about Shannon Tweed in  Scorned there somewhere.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2011 06:24 PM (US0pq)

124

So now that you are Ghost of Sparta, PhD, do you now get to watch girls fap?

only the further science

I'm into hands-on science, but only to a degree.    These studies that you guys have suggested I'll leave into the hands of more capable morons. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:25 PM (UR5vq)

125

Love the handle, BTW!

Posted by: Momtresor at November 16, 2011 10:14 PM (dIHHd)


Thanks. I have absolutely no idea why it popped into my head.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:25 PM (piMMO)

126 FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

I'm sensing some hostility.  Hold on a second, let me dl some soothing music to play to you. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

127 Extremely off-topic, but what can be done in the Memphis, Tennessee area around Christmas?

I will be visiting my brother, his family and my mother December 22 to 27. None of them drink, and my sister-in-law asked me once if I voted for Obama.

Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 06:25 PM (mKMj1)

128 Are there any requirements for a US citizen to work in Australia? I can leave tomorrow.

Yes there are. 

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:26 PM (niX38)

129 I've found that humping a box of dryer sheets keeps my junk nice and fresh smelling.  I won't say what I do with dryer lint.  You'd probably think it's weird or something.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 06:26 PM (BbX1b)

130 congrats as well, Dr. Kratos. are you at one of the state system schools? you don't have to identify it, I just know you're near my old neck of the woods

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2011 06:26 PM (t7IDU)

131

 no kidding.  There was this one couple, she was a professor, and he was.. umm I don't know what he did, maybe he was just a house husband.  But he was so g-d whipped it was not even funny.  I felt bad for him, seriously.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:15 PM (s7mIC)

 

 


democrats in luv

Posted by: sex therapy girl at November 16, 2011 06:26 PM (Sdl9x)

132 There's a joke about Shannon Tweed in  Scorned there somewhere.

Somebody else has perused through the 90's Skinemax late-night viewings, eh?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (UR5vq)

133

Hollowpoint,

I ordered that e-cig you suggested.  It should be delivered in the next few days

Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (UvdzB)

134  Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!
Posted by: Dianna

Scurvy.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (BbX1b)

135 Oh the pain and rage Hollowpoint is feeling.  I'm bathing in it right now.  Bwahahahaaha!

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (bv3B0)

136 okay, true story:

so I gave a take-home test to my students a couple of weeks ago.
I didn't prepare it carefully enough, because one of the questions that I asked, the exact same question was also in the textbook.  So if you just read the book you could answer the exam question no problem.
So, *most* of my students got that question right.
And yes, I did say "most".  And yes, it was a TAKE-HOME EXAM.

Le sigh.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (s7mIC)

137

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

Posted by: Hollowpoint


LOL

They have two of them Hollowpoint!

Mrs fluffy has an earlier model, as well.

You were right. He seems moderately upset.

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 06:27 PM (3SvjA)

138 Who?

Posted by: Pennington at November 16, 2011 10:27 PM (mpxOM)

I think he was referring to your 1 percenter impersonation.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:28 PM (niX38)

139 SP has been all over the Penn State jokes tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:28 PM (piMMO)

140 Yes there are. Sean Bannion Such as? Hi AtC!

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 16, 2011 06:28 PM (fajT6)

141 Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 10:25 PM (mKMj1)


Well, we have this nice tent that could use some attention...

Posted by: OWS Memphis Rape Tent Recruiter at November 16, 2011 06:28 PM (s7mIC)

142 Dianna, in re: Memphis: blues and BBQ

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2011 06:29 PM (JMmQ9)

143 Oh the pain and rage Hollowpoint is feeling.  I'm bathing in it right now.  Bwahahahaaha!

For that, you get a nice ottoman to put your feet up to go along with your chair. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)

144

Hollowpoint,

I ordered that e-cig you suggested.  It should be delivered in the next few days

Cool; hope it works out.  Worked wonders for me, anyways.  Just today I ordered a couple bottles of refill fluid.  They're really good about shipping- ordered it early afternoon, got the shipping notification a scant 3 hours later.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:29 PM (SY2Kh)

145 When the dot.com bubble burst in 2000, I knew it was a huge mistake to cut interest rates (maybe a tad).  Our Founding Fathers bequeathed us a great thing and we've fucked it up.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 06:29 PM (O+NsJ)

146 136 I've found that humping a box of dryer sheets keeps my junk nice and fresh smelling.  I won't say what I do with dryer lint.  You'd probably think it's weird or something.
Posted by: Dang

Bounce, SnuggleBear or Downey?

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:29 PM (bv3B0)

147 Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 10:25 PM

 

 

 

 

well did you vote for Obama?

Posted by: TN party guy at November 16, 2011 06:30 PM (Sdl9x)

148 lst-torcut.txt

Posted by: grease monkey at November 16, 2011 06:30 PM (VSWPU)

149 I won't say what I do with dryer lint.

Well ya gotta refill the navel somehow...

Just sayin'

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:30 PM (s7mIC)

150 Dianna, you could visit Graceland.

Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2011 06:30 PM (mjR67)

151 Posted by: Vmaximus at November 16, 2011 10:28 PM (fajT6)

You're going  to have to hit the embassy when you get there and ask them.  I just know I had two friends who went there at different times and both ended up waiting 6 months or more for the work permit. 

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:30 PM (niX38)

152 Hi AtC!

*waves*  Hi! 

I'd love to go to Australia but can't go, spiders will eat me.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

153

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2011 10:26 PM (t7IDU)

Let's just say the main branch of my University has been in the news a lot recently *sighs*.  As far as I'm concerned, State College should be razed and the earth there salted, consecrated, and left fallow for a long time. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:31 PM (UR5vq)

154 Obama will makes sure everybody's out of their house soon.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2011 06:31 PM (t7IDU)

155
I'd love to go to Australia but can't go, spiders will eat me.

But you'd bring your stompy boots, right?

I'd love to go to Australia.  Especially Perth.  It just sounds like an amazing place.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:31 PM (s7mIC)

156 Bounce, SnuggleBear or Downey?

It would hard to take a guy seriously who humps a box of SnuggleBear.

Now, I'm a Bounce guy myself..

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:32 PM (niX38)

157
It would hard to take a guy seriously who humps a box of SnuggleBear.

That's not what she said!

Posted by: SnuggleBear at November 16, 2011 06:32 PM (s7mIC)

158 155 Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 10:25 PM

 


First, open the door.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:33 PM (bv3B0)

159 Kratos, did you get a doctorate in chemistry as well? And ChemJeff- when I was teaching music appreciation in grad school, I gave multiple-choice tests where one answer was always so absurd, you couldn't help but notice. For example: Allegro is: a) a tempo marking b) a dynamic marking c) an Italian composer d) what a karate master screams when he attacks an opponent Some of my underwater-fire-prevention majors would wind up answering d) on quite a few. If my jokes had been good ones, it would've been one thing, but I think they actually bought that I'd ask questions unrelated to music. So this take-home test- was this Gen Chem or P-chem?

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 06:33 PM (WRtsc)

160 I'd love to go to Australia but can't go, spiders will eat me.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 10:31 PM (Gk3SS)

Its not as bad as you might think.

Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at November 16, 2011 06:33 PM (3aXbg)

161 Tonight's post brought to you by the best business card ever:


No, my business card was.

Posted by: Tobias Funke at November 16, 2011 06:33 PM (QaKuj)

162 But you'd bring your stompy boots, right?

Well, I'd need something to stomp on everything else that will try to kill me over there.  Which, as I understand it, is everything. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)

163 So this take-home test- was this Gen Chem or P-chem?

sadly, it was P-Chem

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (s7mIC)

164 I just really like dry humping!!

Posted by: dry humper girl at The Frisky at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (Sdl9x)

165
I'd love to go to Australia.  Especially Perth.  It just sounds like an amazing place.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:31 PM (s7mIC)

I have to say I've always wanted to see Vienna

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (3aXbg)

166 Thanks Sean and Alex, you rock!

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (fajT6)

167 Bounce, SnuggleBear or Downey?
Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker

Bounce?  Admiral Collingwood had a Jack Russel Terrier named Bounce.  So that's a no-go.

Downey?  Robert Downey Jr. is cool and all.  But no.

SnuggleBear?  Mmm.  He has the cutest giggle.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (BbX1b)

168 Oh, for the love of God... have you checked some of these kids for pulse and respiration?

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 06:34 PM (WRtsc)

169 Of course not.  Now if I can only transfer my consciousness to a machine...

I have a Windows Vista box you can have...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (136wp)

170 Hey, all. I am back in California now, darn it anyway.

I wonder if I should put some Bounce in Thor's Xmas stocking?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (SsG4J)

171 Well, I'd need something to stomp on everything else that will try to kill me over there.  Which, as I understand it, is everything.

Exactly. Every time I've ever watched a "Most Deadly" anything it has been in Australia. Except for plants. Believe it or not, those are all in Florida.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (piMMO)

172 I gave a take-home test to my students a couple of weeks ago.
I didn't prepare it carefully enough,  Posted by: chemjeff


Ah Ha,, bet that happened on the wine drinking night.. For test prep night remember only val u rite or everclear NO Wine... and the tests will be fine CJ..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (B//F9)

173 He has the cutest giggle.

/pouts

Posted by: Pillsbury Doughboy at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (US0pq)

174 I'd love to go to Australia.  Especially Perth.  It just sounds like an amazing place.

That and Aussie women are rumored to love American men.

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 06:35 PM (e/SJC)

175 Oh, ChemJeff, before I forget- do you have anything major on the burner once we get to Thanksgiving? I'll have baby duty, so my range is limited, but I can meet you at the Legends or something if you want to grab lunch or something like that.

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (WRtsc)

176 OH FUCK YOU AMAZON!!!

Know what those cock-tease fuckers just sent me by e-mail?

It starts out with the very hopeful and jealousy appeasing:

Hello,

We have good news!  We're able to get this part of your order to you faster than we originally promised:

Kindle Fire (etc, etc)

...Previous estimated arrival date:  November 23, 2011 - November 29, 2011.

WOOT!  THEY'RE SHIPPING IT EARLY OH WAIT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IN A ROLLING DONUT...

...New estimated arrival date:  November 22, 2011.

DAMN YOU AMAZON I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ENTRAILS AND WEAR YOUR SCALP AS A LOINCLOTH

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (SY2Kh)

177 I just really like dry humping!!

Posted by: dry humper girl at The Frisky at November 16, 2011 10:34 PM (Sdl9x)

We should double date.

Posted by: Erika La Tour Eiffel at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (3aXbg)

178 142  Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!
Posted by: Dianna

Scurvy.
Posted by: Dang

I fear that would be more likely to confine me. Disease just isn't going to cut it, or get me a drink.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (mKMj1)

179 165 Bounce, SnuggleBear or Downey?

It would hard to take a guy seriously who humps a box of SnuggleBear.

Now, I'm a Bounce guy myself..
Posted by: Sean Bannion

So sorry, you lose.  Downey for me.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (bv3B0)

180 183 He has the cutest giggle.

/pouts

Posted by: Pillsbury Doughboy at November 16, 2011 10:35 PM (US0pq)

Knock it off and get in the oven....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (136wp)

181 168 Kratos, did you get a doctorate in chemistry as well?

Not exactly.  It's an Integrative Bio-sciences degree (which is essentially bio-chem with a fancier name).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (UR5vq)

182 Girls, to be honest, sometimes your stuff smells a little like cat fish.

Some sweet tea and a little fried okra on the side and it ain't so bad.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (niX38)

183 180 Well, I'd need something to stomp on everything else that will try to kill me over there. Which, as I understand it, is everything.

On the surface yes. But in the mines it's pretty safe and you don't run into hortas until you go below 1000m.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 16, 2011 06:36 PM (3CH8y)

184 Maybe I should just use Opera alongside Firefox? Unless Firefox keeps getting shittier I mean.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 06:37 PM (F79HU)

185 So sorry, you lose.  Downey for me.

I swear, there's no pleasing you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:37 PM (niX38)

186 Niiiiiiiiiiiiice... now if I run into something I can't handle when I take my biochem, I know who to bother. Well done!

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (WRtsc)

187

I'd love to go to Australia.  Especially Perth.  It just sounds like an amazing place.

My ship pulled into Perth---2 weeks before I reported aboard. I heard about Perth for the next 4 years, despite some pretty raucous liberty ports.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (t7IDU)

188 tmi3rd, and yeah sometimes I would ask an extra credit question on the final exam for GenChem tests, along the lines of "write a haiku extolling the virtues of the periodic table", and all they had to do was write a haiku of any kind that mentioned any element and they got full credit, but still some left it blank
I even explained what a haiku was, just in case
I don't get it

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (s7mIC)

189 182 Girls, to be honest, sometimes your stuff smells a little like cat fish.
Posted by: Pennington


You are a ginormous titweasel.  Try dating women who bathe on a regular basis.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (bv3B0)

190 150 Dianna, in re: Memphis: blues and BBQ

Posted by: AltonJackson

I'll do some searching - I'm more a bluegrass fan, but I can hum the blues tune, and I still remember my "box". But over Christmas, a cursory scan didn't look too promising.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (mKMj1)

191 On the surface yes. But in the mines it's pretty safe and you don't run into hortas until you go below 1000m.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM (3CH8y)

PAIN!! PAIN!!!!

Posted by: Spoooock at November 16, 2011 06:38 PM (136wp)

192 Girls, to be honest, sometimes your stuff smells a little like cat fish.

*brp*  Damn.  You're right.

Posted by: The cat at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (BbX1b)

193 Sacred honor compels me to say... I banged the laundry hamper.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM

 

 

say what?  The best lay I had in 1978 was that chicken salad samwich at the Dorfam on 19th street.

 

I spuewd so fn'n hard pickles shot out the back

Posted by: teddy kennedy at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (Sdl9x)

194 Dianna, check here:  http://www.gomemphis.com/

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (gdlLS)

195
You are a ginormous titweasel.  Try dating women who bathe on a regular basis.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 10:38 PM (bv3B0)

1%er!

Posted by: Some Odoriferous 99%er at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (3aXbg)

196 Believe it or not, those are all in Florida. huh? 40 years in Tampa and whut? Really?

Posted by: Vmaximus at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (fajT6)

197 WOOT!  THEY'RE SHIPPING IT EARLY

They shipped mine early too!

Seriously, I think I was in the first 500 people to preorder.  I was pounding the reload button on the main amazon page during the announcement press conference like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (Gk3SS)

198 196 So sorry, you lose.  Downey for me.

I swear, there's no pleasing you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Yes there is.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:39 PM (bv3B0)

199 185 Oh, ChemJeff, before I forget- do you have anything major on the burner once we get to Thanksgiving? I'll have baby duty, so my range is limited, but I can meet you at the Legends or something if you want to grab lunch or something like that.

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM (WRtsc)


Do you mean the Legends theater in KC?  Yeah that sounds like fun.  Maybe Monday or Tuesday of next week?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:40 PM (s7mIC)

200 Congrats to Kratos, Doctor of Philosophy.
 
re that housing chart -- a good comment was made there that if you broke out various sections of the US housing market, you could probably match them to the different national charts. The bubble in CA is a lot different in extremity than, say, MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2011 06:40 PM (ENKCw)

201 Yes there is.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 10:39 PM (bv3B0)

Once more into the breach, dear friends!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:40 PM (niX38)

202 I swear, there's no pleasing you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Yes there is.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 10:39 PM (bv3B0)

Check the laundry room...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 16, 2011 06:40 PM (136wp)

203 I swear, there's no pleasing you.

That's not what she said. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:41 PM (Gk3SS)

204 Yes there is.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 10:39 PM (bv3B0)

Well, when you are tired of the little leagues, give me a ring. And by the way, I'm not typing with my hands.

Posted by: Darth Cheney at November 16, 2011 06:41 PM (3aXbg)

205

Chemjeff,

Care to share some of the questions?  I've done my best to sequester my memories of thermo and quantum (for idiots and undergrads), but I can't help but wonder if things have gotten worse.  P-chem...shudder. 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 06:41 PM (D+phB)

206 Still have not been to Australia.  5 continents down, 2 to go . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 06:41 PM (QaKuj)

207 They shipped mine early too!

Seriously, I think I was in the first 500 people to preorder.  I was pounding the reload button on the main amazon page during the announcement press conference like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine.

Fine.  At the first hint of a zombie invasion, I'm pre-ordering ammo.

ALL OF IT.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:41 PM (SY2Kh)

208 I wonder if I should put some Bounce in Thor's Xmas stocking?

You should put some Bounce in Thor's underwear, IYKWIM

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:42 PM (s7mIC)

209 Test, test...

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 06:42 PM (F79HU)

210 like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine.


That's sheer fucking poetry right there...I'm weeping.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:42 PM (bv3B0)

211 StPatrick_TN, you really want one of my exam questions?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)

212 214 Test, test...

Nope, didn't work, try again...

Posted by: Joe "Plugs" Biden at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (136wp)

213 That's not what she said. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 10:41 PM (Gk3SS)


So you're telling me to try harder?

Hell, it's long, but not 3,000 miles long.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (niX38)

214 Hi Robert
how is life going?
are things looking up?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (s7mIC)

215 That's weird, it won't save my form data on this site until I actually post something.

Posted by: Robert screwing around with Opera at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (F79HU)

216 like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine.

How do rats get the neat straight lines on the mirror without opposable thumbs to grasp the razor?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2011 06:43 PM (US0pq)

217 Oh, and Hi MissTammy

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:45 PM (s7mIC)

218 how is life going? are things looking up? Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:43 PM (s7mIC) Howdy, Jefe! Presetnyl screwing around with Opera, listening to the new Megadeth.

Posted by: Robert screwing around with Opera at November 16, 2011 06:45 PM (F79HU)

219 How do rats get the neat straight lines on the mirror without opposable thumbs to grasp the razor?

What do you think the tails are for?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)

220

I will be visiting my brother, his family and my mother December 22 to 27. None of them drink, and my sister-in-law asked me once if I voted for Obama.

Tell me what I can do to get out of the house!

"Work emergency" on the 21st.  So sorry, can't make it, but you understand how these things happen, I'll see you guys...  Later.

Posted by: Secundus at November 16, 2011 06:46 PM (BLP8y)

221 How did I typo the word "presently" so badly?

Posted by: Robert screwing around with Opera at November 16, 2011 06:46 PM (F79HU)

222 Oh chemjeff have you seen CAC's latest obsession?

Lady Hoggers on A&E.  Check out the brunette.

http://tinyurl.com/6ouuuqe

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:46 PM (bv3B0)

223

pull my finger!

 

 

 

 

 

pull it

Posted by: I got a fart in here somewhere at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (Sdl9x)

224 Girls, sorry, the only one I ever dated that always had the scent of sweet nectar, was a vegetarian.

Hey, I found a picture of your date!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (s7mIC)

225 Since I'll probably miss ONT for the next few days, is anyone going to Gettysburg this weekend for Remembrance day?  Lots of balls -- 1 Friday and several Saturday.  Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (O+NsJ)

226 ChemJeff, I was thinking the Legends out by the speedway on the Kansas side, but hell, I can probably meet you at one of the casinos on Monday night or something. Let me check with the boss and I'll e-mail you.

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (WRtsc)

227

Seriously, I think I was in the first 500 people to preorder.  I was pounding the reload button on the main amazon page during the announcement press conference like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine. 

I'm not addicted. I just like the smell of cocaine.

Posted by: The Mouse at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (UvdzB)

228 I'll do some searching - I'm more a bluegrass fan, but I can hum the blues tune, and I still remember my "box". But over Christmas, a cursory scan didn't look too promising.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 10:38 PM (mKMj1)

Memphis has a few good rockabilly acts...last I remember, there's a place named after Elvis downtown with a solid house band doing old rock and roll and country stuff.  You won't find much bluegrass in Memphidishu, but you also won't find your relatives on Beale Street.  Eat ribs, drink corn liquor, and take a cab home.  Try to avoid the rape and murder by staying on well-lit and tourist friendly streets, though.  Memphis is not safe outside certain areas.  Exploring is a bad idea under any circumstances.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 06:47 PM (D+phB)

229 I freaked right out going down in a mine car to tour a gold mine in Colorado this summer. So, I think I'll have to find other ways to make money.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at November 16, 2011 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)

230 229 Oh chemjeff have you seen CAC's latest obsession?

Lady Hoggers on A&E.  Check out the brunette.

damn, they got some fine hogs
and the pig ain't too bad either

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:48 PM (s7mIC)

231 Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?

Jian Sword Dancing!

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2011 06:48 PM (US0pq)

232

Girls, sorry, the only one I ever dated that always had the scent of sweet nectar, was a vegetarian.

Posted by: Pennington at November 16, 2011 10:44 PM (mpxOM)

Let me guess -- every time you got past first base, you got stung.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 06:48 PM (kaalw)

233 Hmm,

I've been thinking about a vacation to Australia next year.  Perth may end up on my list of places to go...

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 06:49 PM (e/SJC)

234 After the Woman Disrupts Robbery video, there's a link to a Gordon Ramsey mashup (NTerriblySFW) where he discribes gettin' it on, Greek-stylie.  For the 10th-grade boy in all of us (ewwww, what I meant was...)

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 16, 2011 06:49 PM (1H47k)

235

Since I'll probably miss ONT for the next few days, is anyone going to Gettysburg this weekend for Remembrance day?  Lots of balls -- 1 Friday and several Saturday.  Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?

Wow. Been trying for 3 years to get a hotel room for that. Might be finally on a list for 2012.  Have fun--what's your favorite tavern?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2011 06:49 PM (t7IDU)

236 Hey, I found a picture of your date! Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:47 PM (s7mIC) He's a real winner.

Posted by: Robert screwing around with Opera at November 16, 2011 06:49 PM (F79HU)

237

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 16, 2011 10:47 PM (WRtsc)


okay that is fine

I wouldn't mind either, it doesn't matter much to me, to me it is all "KC"

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:50 PM (s7mIC)

238 like a rat smacking the pellet for cocaine.

Smack a pellet?  I could have been smacking a pellet?!  Where's this "pellet"?

Posted by: That worn-out old whore at November 16, 2011 06:50 PM (BbX1b)

239 Have FUN, SFGoth! Its ounds awesome. I think I"ll have to meet up some day..maybe ALex can come,too.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 06:50 PM (SsG4J)

240 Since I'll probably miss ONT for the next few days, is anyone going to Gettysburg this weekend for Remembrance day?  Lots of balls

Ours are bigger.

Posted by: AC/DC at November 16, 2011 06:51 PM (SY2Kh)

241 SnuggleBear?  Mmm.  He has the cutest giggle.
Posted by: Dang

Dang, you have crossed some invisible line.  There is no going back my friend.  Farewell.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:51 PM (bv3B0)

242 OK,. I'm out.  Have a good night 'Rons and 'Ronettes.

Kratos, it's been said many times already, but congrats. 

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:52 PM (niX38)

243 Girls, sorry, the only one I ever dated that always had the scent of sweet nectar, was a vegetarian.

She liked the cucumber more than your member. 

Posted by: vegetable lover at November 16, 2011 06:52 PM (mjR67)

244 SnuggleBear?  Mmm.  He has the cutest giggle.
Posted by: Dang

Dang, you have crossed some invisible line.  There is no going back my friend.  Farewell.
Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker

Shit.  This means I'm gay.  Doesn't it?  I should have said "she".

Posted by: That worn-out old whore at November 16, 2011 06:53 PM (BbX1b)

245 Damn, I just watched the Dana Perino clip on HA.

I think she just gained a creepy e-stalker.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:53 PM (SY2Kh)

246 240 Hmm,

I've been thinking about a vacation to Australia next year.  Perth may end up on my list of places to go...

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 10:49 PM (e/SJC)


Yes, I say it is time for an AoSHQ Recon Squad to check out Perth, just in case the Zombie Apocalypse (or Obama's re-election) occurs on the mainland

what you say

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 06:53 PM (s7mIC)

247

well did you vote for Obama?

Posted by: TN party guy

Oh, hell, no!

She just can't quite remember that I'm a conservative, given that I live in California, work in San Francisco, and work in non-profit world.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 06:53 PM (mKMj1)

248 Hey congratulations, Kratos!

We got snow here today in SE Washington State.  Came down like mad for about an hour, and has all melted away.  I think we're supposed to get more tonight.      


Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 06:53 PM (Zgfnd)

249 Damn sock.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 06:54 PM (BbX1b)

250 I freaked right out going down in a mine car to tour a gold mine in Colorado this summer. So, I think I'll have to find other ways to make money.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at November 16, 2011 10:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah I can't figure it out, as I got older I got more claustrophobic. Never bothered me when I was younger. Maybe it's being closer to being stuffed in a box. I won't even fly unless I get an aisle seat or business class.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 06:54 PM (MtwBb)

251

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 10:52 PM (niX3

Thanks Sean.  Goodnight.

And thanks to everybody once again.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 06:54 PM (UR5vq)

252 We got snow here today in SE Washington State.  Came down like mad for about an hour, and has all melted away.  I think we're supposed to get more tonight.      


Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 10:53 PM (Zgfnd)

this weekend in Seattle, we've had frost the last two nights, it's the global warming.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 06:55 PM (MtwBb)

253 Nighty-night, dear anonymous friends.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 06:55 PM (BbX1b)

254 Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?

I'm jealous.  I'm heading up to Austin on Friday for the Austin Lindy Exchange, and I'll try to go contra dancing on Saturday night.

*sigh* I hate being stuck in Leesville, LA.

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 06:56 PM (e/SJC)

255 Nighty night Sean. Sweet, horrible dreams of redheads torturing you!

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 06:56 PM (bv3B0)

256 She just can't quite remember that I'm a conservative, given that I live in California, work in San Francisco, and work in non-profit world.

And let me guess, she considers herself open minded and tolerant. 

Posted by: alexthechick at November 16, 2011 06:56 PM (Gk3SS)

257 Nighty night Sean. Sweet, horrible dreams of redheads torturing you!

Oh, it's not torture.  And you know that too well.

Unfortunately.

OK, now I am really out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 16, 2011 06:57 PM (niX38)

258 what you say

If it must be done, then I volunteer.  If I don't return, tell my family that I died honorably.  I won't actually be dead, but it's better than "he's manwhoring himself in Australia."

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 06:58 PM (e/SJC)

259 CONGRATULATIONS, Kratos!!!

The Upcoming World Domination draws ever closer.....

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)

260 Girls, sorry, the only one I ever dated that always had the scent of sweet nectar, was a vegetarian.

Of course she was a vegetarian.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 16, 2011 06:58 PM (SY2Kh)

261 Mfps thank you for NOT ruining the ONT. Maetenloch forgot to mention Lady Hoggers, but you kept the word. BTW watching it, could be bouncier.

Posted by: CAC at November 16, 2011 06:59 PM (5UcDQ)

262

I just luvves me some American men and thier sexy accents

 

 

mmmm!

 

 

mmmm!

Posted by: Austrailian girls at November 16, 2011 07:00 PM (Sdl9x)

263 Regarding shingles - if your parents are still around, make sure they get the vaccine. My mom got shingles last year at 84, and it affected her brain. My brother and I took turns staying with her for almost two months (thankfully, she recovered) because she couldn't take care of herself, keep track of her meds, was mentally way out there, etc. We were terrified she would never fully regain her memory and personality. Also - good job Dr. Kratos!

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 16, 2011 07:00 PM (d7jco)

264 CAC

Just for you CAC, just for you.  I know the boobehs mean so much to you.

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 07:00 PM (bv3B0)

265 Newt's campaign manager seals his Freddie Mac records.

http://tinyurl.com/6tqetcc

Posted by: Buck Hayek at November 16, 2011 07:01 PM (z0HdK)

266 Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 10:58 PM (e/SJC)

sounds like a plan
check it out

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:01 PM (s7mIC)

267

"Work emergency" on the 21st.  So sorry, can't make it, but you understand how these things happen, I'll see you guys...  Later.

Posted by: Secundus

That was my first choice. But my tix are nonrefundable, more's the pity, and it's *gulp* necessary.

But the kids and the dogs and the cats and the adults and the lack of drink...did I mention I don't smoke any more, either?...it's all sounding rather fraught.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:01 PM (mKMj1)

268 Dr. Kratos, I presume? (Hee hee, I've always wanted to use that bit.) Anyway, congratulations on your achievement!

Posted by: joncelli at November 16, 2011 07:02 PM (+MbqG)

269 136 I've found that humping a box of dryer sheets keeps my junk nice and fresh smelling.  I won't say what I do with dryer lint.  You'd probably think it's weird or something.

Posted by: Dang at November 16, 2011 10:26 PM (BbX1b)

I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Shout! at November 16, 2011 07:03 PM (GomcF)

270 241

Since I'll probably miss ONT for the next few days, is anyone going to Gettysburg this weekend for Remembrance day?  Lots of balls -- 1 Friday and several Saturday.  Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?

Wow. Been trying for 3 years to get a hotel room for that. Might be finally on a list for 2012.  Have fun--what's your favorite tavern?

Posted by: USS Diversity

///
Tavern?  Last year I flew in red eye, rented a car, drove to the Motel 6 (mile from the ball), napped, changed, got to the G-burg Hotel in time for drinks.  Tavern?  The one I'm at.  This year I'm arriving Friday.  All my major flights upgraded to F.  Woohoo! lol

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:03 PM (O+NsJ)

271 But the kids and the dogs and the cats and the adults and the lack of drink...did I mention I don't smoke any more, either?...it's all sounding rather fraught.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 11:01 PM

 

 

well you could bring a flask and fill'er up when you get in town

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:03 PM (Sdl9x)

272 Believe it or not, those are all in Florida. huh? 40 years in Tampa and whut? Really?

Yup.

The world's most poisonous, Oleander, is all over Florida.

Water Hemlock: Florida
Rosary Pea: Florida
Belladonna: Florida
Castor Bean: Florida

The list goes on and on, including this little doll which nearly killed some local teens when they drank the brew to get trippy.

The world's most dangerous plants might not be native to Florida, but nearly all of the most poisonous grow here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 07:04 PM (piMMO)

273 Spot on St.Patrick. Dianna, bluegrass works, as well. Just get to the "right" part of town; it has been my experience that once you find the "sweet spot", every other open door you pass has live music of any genre you can imagine. Nashville, Austin, Memphis, Louisville, etc. all have happenin' "music districts" where if you seek, you will find. As or an excuse for getting out of the house, I always say "I have to go to a Meeting*", and give them that "look". Your mileage may vary. *I denounce myself, preemptively

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2011 07:04 PM (JMmQ9)

274 210 say what?  The best lay I had in 1978 was that chicken salad samwich at the Dorfam on 19th street.   I spuewd so fn'n hard pickles shot out the back Posted by: teddy kennedy at November 16, 2011 10:39 PM (Sdl9x) Best sandwich we ever laid.

Posted by: Chris Dodd at November 16, 2011 07:05 PM (+hjac)

275

Memphis has a few good rockabilly acts...last I remember, there's a place named after Elvis downtown with a solid house band doing old rock and roll and country stuff.  You won't find much bluegrass in Memphidishu, but you also won't find your relatives on Beale Street.  Eat ribs, drink corn liquor, and take a cab home.  Try to avoid the rape and murder by staying on well-lit and tourist friendly streets, though.  Memphis is not safe outside certain areas.  Exploring is a bad idea under any circumstances.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN

Excellent advice!

If I bring my mandolin and my very best stompy boots, don't drink too much, eschew the darker alleys, I think I can probably find a good party. I'd like to play, as well as drink.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:05 PM (mKMj1)

276 Chemjeff I assume you're talking about a college classroom. The idiots in high school are much worse.

Posted by: Big T Party at November 16, 2011 07:05 PM (hC5jI)

277 She just can't quite remember that I'm a conservative, given that I live in California, work in San Francisco, and work in non-profit world.

Posted by: Dianna
///
Really?  I not only work in S.F., I live in one of the most pretentious, liberal, and holier-than-thou neighborhoods, and I do battle with non-profits.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:06 PM (O+NsJ)

278 Ace is bored and tweaking my posts, as most cons tweak the facts.

Posted by: Pennington at November 16, 2011 11:03 PM

 

 

maybe you are too stoopid and forgot your posts

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:06 PM (Sdl9x)

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 07:07 PM (QaKuj)

280 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2011 10:05 PM (UR5vq)


CONGRATULATIONS Dr. Kratos!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 16, 2011 07:09 PM (/izg2)

281 I'm out peeps.  Tomorrow is another well...another tomorrow.

Profound huh?

Posted by: mpfs, Perry Stalker at November 16, 2011 07:09 PM (bv3B0)

282 Posted by: Big T Party at November 16, 2011 11:05 PM (hC5jI)

my condolences

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:10 PM (s7mIC)

283

Posted by: Pennington at November 16, 2011 11:08 PM

 

let me know when you are finished with second breakfest

 

also, my goat needs a good humping 'cuz her milk has dried up and I cant make no more chease

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:10 PM (Sdl9x)

284 Ace is bored and tweaking my posts, as most cons tweak the facts.

Posted by: Pennington at November 16, 2011 11:03 PM

That's the most complete sentence I have seen you make. Congrats! On the same day Kratos gets his Phd. no less.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 07:10 PM (MtwBb)

285 Night, mpfs...

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:10 PM (SsG4J)

286 Oooo, Kratos, I missed the news upthread!

Congratulations and well done!

Not imbibing tonight, but the next one I'll raise to you.


Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 07:10 PM (QaKuj)

287 OWS Hippie bemoans how tough things are due to "most of our key leaders" being in jail. Yep, just like the Tea Party.

Posted by: Lojack at November 16, 2011 07:11 PM (oASlp)

288 265 She just can't quite remember that I'm a conservative, given that I live in California, work in San Francisco, and work in non-profit world.

And let me guess, she considers herself open minded and tolerant. 
Posted by: alexthechick

She's my sister-in-law. Of course she's (never mind what she considers herself!) open-minded and tolerant!

She doesn't like me (fair enough, I'm not exactly Miss Popularity), but we keep the peace. She just, periodically, forgets that I'm not a hippie, and never mind the long hair (if you had my hair, you'd wear it long, too!).

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:11 PM (mKMj1)

289 Congratulations, Kratos.  I suggest you use the title "Dr. Krakatoachaos" because in the end....it will all bh chaos.
Still, cpngratulations.... Well done Dr. Moron.


Posted by: Shame the Shameless at November 16, 2011 07:11 PM (TFeHR)

290 For those of us who don't think Whitney is funny, there may be a reason. . . .

Just "bad" does not do it justice. It's so bad that you talk people into watching it just so they can freak out about how bad it is.

It's like the OWS crowd. Every time I livestream it there's some ass in the comments thread going on about how "the whole world is watching" as if we are there to support them.

The fact that Whitney has more than 5 viewers is because folks are tuning in out of disbelief.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 07:11 PM (piMMO)

291 216 StPatrick_TN, you really want one of my exam questions?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 10:43 PM (s7mIC)

Got distracted for a minute, but why not?  I'm wondering if I forgot 99% or 100% of p-chem.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 07:12 PM (D+phB)

292 Puhleeze!

As if Ace even reads this blog!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 07:13 PM (piMMO)

293 287 She just can't quite remember that I'm a conservative, given that I live in California, work in San Francisco, and work in non-profit world.

Posted by: Dianna
///
Really?  I not only work in S.F., I live in one of the most pretentious, liberal, and holier-than-thou neighborhoods, and I do battle with non-profits.
Posted by: SFGoth

We have got to get in touch! Um. How? I don't have a clue how to do contact from here. My nic is my first name.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:13 PM (mKMj1)

294

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 11:11 PM

 

fill flask,

sip/drain flask,

fill flask,

repeat as needed

 

 

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:13 PM (Sdl9x)

295 The fact that Whitney has more than 5 viewers is because folks are tuning in out of disbelief.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 11:11 PM (piMMO)


--I've never watched it (the ads for it are enough info for me), but it may be that people are leaving the TV on after The Office.

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 07:14 PM (QaKuj)

296 As Occupy SF falters....Pelosi whips out strap on and whips crowd into frenzy with rousing rendition of "Wish I Were A Rich Man".

Posted by: biscuiteater at November 16, 2011 07:15 PM (3A4gQ)

297 We have got to get in touch! Um. How? I don't have a clue how to do contact from here. My nic is my first name.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 11:13 PM

 

 

AoS yahoo group is a thought

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:15 PM (Sdl9x)

298 Dianna,

Yeah, it's weird here (contacting).  Tell you what, meet you at the Monty St. Bart/Muni station tomorrow.... (j/k)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:15 PM (O+NsJ)

299 what is Whitney about?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:16 PM (s7mIC)

300

Hi all, got a loaf of homemade bread in the oven, I swear it took 8 hrs to rise, but it sure is smelling yummy..

How is everyone?

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 07:16 PM (R21xD)

301 hi lou

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:17 PM (s7mIC)

302 312 what is Whitney about?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 11:16 PM (s7mIC)


--I think it's supposed to be semi-bio of the title character.

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 07:17 PM (QaKuj)

303 I listen to an Australian music station. They are quite aflutter that Barack Obama is in the country. Apparently President Half-Wit had some Australian slang put into TOTUS. Unfortunately, some of it went out of style in the 1950's. You're at steal at twice the price, State Department!

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2011 07:18 PM (FcR7P)

304 All right, gonna bolt for a while to do chores and listen to the Ricochet podcast.

Toodles.

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2011 07:18 PM (QaKuj)

305 Apparently President Half-Wit had some Australian slang put into TOTUS. Unfortunately, some of it went out of style in the 1950's.

Groovy!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:19 PM (s7mIC)

306 Hey, lou, hey chemjeff!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

307 Tomorrow's supposed to be a big day in NYC with the occupooers, shutting down subways, snarling traffic, roaming the streets, etc.  What a way to get the average NYer who has got to get to work on your side. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 07:19 PM (Zgfnd)

308 StPatrick_TN, well I'm not really going to post my exam questions here, but if you really want one of them, just shoot me an email at chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:19 PM (s7mIC)

309 Has anyone read Ann Coulter's column? My god she has lost her mind.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 16, 2011 07:19 PM (o5hqz)

310 #306 Hillbilly Pete -

I want a glass of wine, and some fun company, not to spend 5 days totally blasted. But I do thank you for the thought.

*You've met my family, haven't you?*

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:20 PM (mKMj1)

311 OWS Hippie bemoans how tough things are due to "most of our key leaders" being in jail. Should've elected me, dumbass.

Posted by: Lassie at November 16, 2011 07:20 PM (FcR7P)

312 Unfortunately, I never studied their language, so it will be very difficult for me to communicate with the Australians.

Posted by: Barack Obama, super genius at November 16, 2011 07:21 PM (/izg2)

313 322 Has anyone read Ann Coulter's column? My god she has lost her mind. Posted by: Flapjackmaka

Um. Yeah.

I read it, and hoped she was trying to provoke argument to make us all figure out why we are not going to let Romney win the nomination.

Just, please, please, please, don't make me have to vote for Romney? Please? If I'd wanted to do that, I could have done it back in 2008 (I wasted my vote on Giuliani, and I will accept any number of lashes with a wet noodle for it), and I didn't.

Please, please, please, not Romney. I'll vote for the nominee. I'll even (just as I did with McCain) pretend to enthusiasm. But please. please, please, I beg my fellows, don't make me vote for Romney!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:23 PM (mKMj1)

314 319 Hey, lou, hey chemjeff!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:19 PM (SsG4J)

Hi you & chemjeff, the news today sucked as usual, so I spent the day baking. Relaxes me. Made homemade oatmeal cookies & bread.

Made barbeque pork ribs, baked potatos and veggies with  cheese sauce for dinner, yummo!!

And now, drinking beer, surprise surprise.

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 07:24 PM (R21xD)

315 I got some odd work news today. The ex-manager who conspired to force me out of my position to secure her own quit to "spend more time with her family."

So to recap, she screwed me because I was an implicit threat to her position (since as long as I was in the group she wasn't a necessity really)...and found out that she actually couldn't do it without me. I'd been watching her group fall apart, preciously because she couldn't do a few specific things I could, though I'm amazed she's quitting.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 07:25 PM (3aXbg)

316 311 Dianna,

Yeah, it's weird here (contacting).  Tell you what, meet you at the Monty St. Bart/Muni station tomorrow.... (j/k)
Posted by: SFGoth

Ha!

I work in the Russ Building. I get a cafe au lait every morning at that Peet's. And they yell my name when they make my au lait.

Seriously? I can be found.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:26 PM (mKMj1)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2011 07:28 PM (/VGq8)

318
   Good evening, good people. I trust everyone is doin okay?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 07:29 PM (SAMxH)

319 Please, please, please, not Romney. I'll vote for the nominee. I'll even (just as I did with McCain) pretend to enthusiasm. But please. please, please, I beg my fellows, don't make me vote for Romney!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 11:23 PM (mKMj1)

Mitt Romney says "Thanks chump".

Coulter is dripping wet with want from her dried up cooch, whuch is an image that I vomit at. I wont vote for Romney anyway if he is nominee. He is unlikable and its why he cant get over 25% in the polls no matter how many people crash and burn. If he trys to squeak through with that, it's brokered convention baby. I hope Perry makes a comeback. To the independent mind, Mitt Romney is more unlikable than Barack Obama. He is definetely not liked here in PA and wait till the media gets ahold of him

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 16, 2011 07:31 PM (o5hqz)

320 Hi Kids,

after 2 weeks of shoveling, we're playing 'did yer nipples just freeze off' cold.  Yeesh.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 07:31 PM (ufJKx)

321 320 Tomorrow's supposed to be a big day in NYC with the occupooers, shutting down subways, snarling traffic, roaming the streets, etc. What a way to get the average NYer who has got to get to work on your side. Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 11:19 PM (Zgfnd) That's life.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 16, 2011 07:32 PM (NRygI)

322 *Sigh*

I'm starting to feel my skin crawl, which means it's time to go to bed.  Everyone have a good night, and since I will likely not be on this weekend, take care.

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 07:32 PM (e/SJC)

323 328  So to recap, she screwed me because I was an implicit threat to her position (since as long as I was in the group she wasn't a necessity really)...and found out that she actually couldn't do it without me. I'd been watching her group fall apart, preciously because she couldn't do a few specific things I could, though I'm amazed she's quitting.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 11:25 PM (3aXbg)


So, do you get your old job back ?

Posted by: Steck at November 16, 2011 07:33 PM (RL7U1)

324 231 Since I'll probably miss ONT for the next few days, is anyone going to Gettysburg this weekend for Remembrance day?  Lots of balls -- 1 Friday and several Saturday.  Fine scotch, period dancing, and ladies in corsets and fancy dresses.  What could be better?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 10:47 PM

Last time I went to Occupy Gettysburg, the pigs in the blue uniforms brutally evicted us from our camp just for having different political opinions

Posted by: Robert E Lee at November 16, 2011 07:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

325 Evenin' all! I hate tornadoes. Got some cells heading my way so I think I'll stay up to watch it develop.

Posted by: CDR M at November 16, 2011 07:34 PM (Ybl9g)

326 Murder, ODs, rape, scabies, theft, ring-worm, T.B., suicide, public-masturbation, public urination, public defecation......"That's life". Mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 16, 2011 07:34 PM (NRygI)

327 Shingles (shudders...). Had 'em once. I prayed for Death to take me swiftly. The worst.

Posted by: navybrat at November 16, 2011 07:35 PM (TXH80)

328 Flapjackmaka, I will vote for anyone who is not Obama. Well, probably not Ron Paul, but that's so unlikely - wait, wait, back in August of 2007 I told my then-boss that Obama was not likely to be the Dem nominee (clearly, I am not clairvoyant) so let's not necessarily say that - never mind. I will vote for Romney if I must. I would prefer not to. The sad fact is that, given that I'm in California, by the time the primary rolls around, my choice is not exactly earth-shaking. The nominee will have been picked.

So, essentially, I have to beg the rest of the country, whose primary votes are relevant: Please, do not force me to have to vote for Romney. Please?

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:36 PM (mKMj1)

329 lou, I assume my supper invitation got lost in the mail??


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:36 PM (SsG4J)

330 334 Hi Kids,

after 2 weeks of shoveling, we're playing 'did yer nipples just freeze off' cold.  Yeesh.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (ufJKx)

Sorry, we are having awesome weather, been in the mid 60's.

But to be honest, I do miss snow.

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 07:36 PM (R21xD)

331 hi guys just got finished with my day HI CJ, HI Miss T, Hi CDR M, I hope the storms dont get too out of hand...

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 07:37 PM (QNeKQ)

332 329 311 Dianna,

Yeah, it's weird here (contacting).  Tell you what, meet you at the Monty St. Bart/Muni station tomorrow.... (j/k)
Posted by: SFGoth

Ha!

I work in the Russ Building. I get a cafe au lait every morning at that Peet's. And they yell my name when they make my au lait.

Seriously? I can be found.
Posted by: Dianna

You wouldn't happen to work for the Committee on Jobs?  We work in the same bldg.  I'm on floor 4.  I hate Peet's.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:37 PM (O+NsJ)

333 Unless a teapartier accidentally drops a plastic water bottle and then takes 15 seconds, I mean 15 seconds to pick it up off the ground.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 16, 2011 07:37 PM (NRygI)

334 328 I got some odd work news today. The ex-manager who conspired to force me out of my position to secure her own quit to "spend more time with her family."

So to recap, she screwed me because I was an implicit threat to her position (since as long as I was in the group she wasn't a necessity really)...and found out that she actually couldn't do it without me. I'd been watching her group fall apart, preciously because she couldn't do a few specific things I could, though I'm amazed she's quitting.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 11:25 PM (3aXbg)

She probably isn't quitting. She had one of those meetings where she is given the option of resigning or being fired. In all my time, usually they agree to resign to save face, but there are some who want to be fired.

To the powers that be, they fired her. To everyone else, she really missed her crumb crunchers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 07:37 PM (GomcF)

335 oh Hey there lou! what were you baking? anyone i missed is just an oversight due to me not reading the thread...

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 07:38 PM (QNeKQ)

336 19 Update on the Hippie Death March to DC

No updates in 2 hours showing them a few miles from Newark DE

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2011 09:58 PM

It's been 4 hours and the hippies haven't updated or gotten closer to Newark DE. Either they're staying at a Motel 6, a sympathizer's house, or their battery died.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2011 07:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

337 jc, please tell me they didn't freeze off!

Gush, I rolled thru your neck of the woods about 3 this afternoon....I waved!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:38 PM (SsG4J)

338 A drunk on the mic in Portland

http://www.livestream.com/occupyptown

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (piMMO)

339 Well that was a pleasant surprise.  I went to throw my laundry in the dryer and fold the load that had finished drying, and discovered that another hotel guest had already pulled my clothes out of the dryer, folded them, and moved the second load from the washer to the dryer.

Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (e/SJC)

340
  Looks like there will be a firearm purchase my future. Monday nite we were at GC for Vet's Appreciation day, ran into a guy I see at the range occasionally, we got talking and he told me that his shooting days were curtailed due to a retina problem. Can't handle recoil lest one becomes detached, if  I got that right. .22's are okay, nothing larger.

  He has an M-14 to dispose of, along with some other stuff, going over to his place Sunday to look at it.  That would be tits for me, I loved the one I carried.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (SAMxH)

341 Isn't better that you get fired for unemployment benefits?

Posted by: CDR M at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (Ybl9g)

342 Jumping back in to stir things up.  I need to make about a gallon of BloodyMarys tomorrow night.  I've never made one so I tried just now.  1 part vodka, 3 parts vege juice, splash of worchester, splash of hot sauce, little salt and pepper.  I'ts okay but it lacks something.  I don't have these here at the house so I will go out tomorrow.  I'm thinking lime juice and a little celery salt.  Any thoughts?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (JKNDp)

343 347 Unless a teapartier accidentally drops a plastic water bottle and then takes 15 seconds, I mean 15 seconds to pick it up off the ground. Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 16, 2011 11:37 PM (NRygI) 'Cause that's some hard-core hate and racism and you all know it.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 16, 2011 07:39 PM (NRygI)

344 "OWS Hippie bemoans how tough things are due to "most of our key leaders" being in jail. "

Better than the top of this fuckin tower.

Posted by: Gandalf at November 16, 2011 07:41 PM (3A4gQ)

345 357 Jumping back in to stir things up.  I need to make about a gallon of BloodyMarys tomorrow night.  I've never made one so I tried just now.  1 part vodka, 3 parts vege juice, splash of worchester, splash of hot sauce, little salt and pepper.  I'ts okay but it lacks something.  I don't have these here at the house so I will go out tomorrow.  I'm thinking lime juice and a little celery salt.  Any thoughts? Posted by: Ohio Dan

Learn to appreciate scotch.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:42 PM (O+NsJ)

346 You wouldn't happen to work for the Committee on Jobs?  We work in the same bldg.  I'm on floor 4.  I hate Peet's.
Posted by: SFGoth

Funding side - you're not serious? Committee on Jobs is...um. Let's not go there, shall we?

I'm on the 7th floor. Look on the lobby board under either "I" or "W"; my name (and yes, I do spell my first name this way) is under my organization's.

The building still hasn't updated our elevator lobby's board, so I'm not listed there.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:42 PM (mKMj1)

347 343 lou, I assume my supper invitation got lost in the mail??


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:36 PM (SsG4J)

Anytime!

Gushie, made  oatmeal cookies and bread. Gonna make banana nut bread for my neighbor tommorow. She went  to a garage sale and got me a bunch of cool older kitchen items.

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 07:43 PM (R21xD)

348 I'm thinking lime juice and a little celery salt.  Any thoughts?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (JKNDp)

V8

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 07:43 PM (MtwBb)

349 If Ace is reading the comments, here's another grenade to throw at the MBM on Twitter;

Newspaper Guild Endorses Occupy Movement's Thursday 'Day of Mass Action' at Its Home Page

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2011 07:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

350 354 Well that was a pleasant surprise. I went to throw my laundry in the dryer and fold the load that had finished drying, and discovered that another hotel guest had already pulled my clothes out of the dryer, folded them, and moved the second load from the washer to the dryer. Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (e/SJC) She obviously is more enthralled with your laundry than her husband's penis. Just a joke. I would do the same.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:43 PM (NRygI)

351 Aha!  NOW I get the Maxine Waters "that's life"! 


Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 07:44 PM (Zgfnd)

352 Dude!

At Occupy Portland: Any foreclosed property that has been owned by the bank for three years, and not sold, should be tuned over to the public. So it can help them out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 07:45 PM (piMMO)

353 Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 11:42 PM (O+NsJ) Thinly cut celery sticks? Otherwise sounds about right. Emergency Bloody Mary's?

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:46 PM (NRygI)

354 #357 - You need a dash (and I mean "just a dash"!) of Tabasco.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:46 PM (mKMj1)

355 I ordered my Kindle Fire like, 2 weeks after the press conference and it came yesterday.

Posted by: stevea28 at November 16, 2011 07:47 PM (uTy1z)

356 357 Jumping back in to stir things up.  I need to make about a gallon of BloodyMarys tomorrow night.  I've never made one so I tried just now.  1 part vodka, 3 parts vege juice, splash of worchester, splash of hot sauce, little salt and pepper.  I'ts okay but it lacks something.  I don't have these here at the house so I will go out tomorrow.  I'm thinking lime juice and a little celery salt.  Any thoughts?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (JKNDp)

Start with a full bottle of vodka, open it up and make yourself any vodka drink to empty the bottle by a little, put some hot peppers in the bottle, seal it up and leave in the freezer for a month or so.

When it comes time to make the bloody mary, a little olive juice is kinda a nice touch.

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 07:47 PM (R21xD)

357 I'm thinking lime juice and a little celery salt.  Any thoughts?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM

 

switch out to V8 or some version

dill pickle juice

crushed garlic

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:48 PM (Sdl9x)

358 SFGoth, Obviously you don't know me.  I have appreciated multiple gallons of scotch in my time.  This is for a morning drink for a bunch of guys on a trip.    My luggage will have a bottle of scotch for later.  I suspect there shall be multiple varieties of malted and distilled adult beverages at the ready.  I am just seeking a little advice from the Roons that goes beyond hobos and vul-u-rite vodka.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 07:48 PM (JKNDp)

359 361 You wouldn't happen to work for the Committee on Jobs?  We work in the same bldg.  I'm on floor 4.  I hate Peet's.
Posted by: SFGoth

I'm on the 7th floor. Look on the lobby board under either "I" or "W"; my name (and yes, I do spell my first name this way) is under my organization's.

The building still hasn't updated our elevator lobby's board, so I'm not listed there.
Posted by: Dianna

Used to be on 8, then 11, now down to 4, #400.  You ever see a guy with a little, white terrier named Harvey?  He's "our" engineer (the guy).  Harvey has his own building pass -- seriously.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 07:49 PM (O+NsJ)

360 Ohio Dan, I always use the garlic flavored rooster sauce for my hot sauce. Sirichai, maybe, I can't remember the real name.

Also, I'd probably add more Worcestershire sauce, (Lee & Perrins is the best) and some beef broth.

Some people put horseradish in their Bloody Mary's but I don't.

And ya really gotta go deluxe with your stirrer...don't just use a celery stick. Load up a skewer with veggies and cold cuts...

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:49 PM (SsG4J)

361 Lous a girl, that sounds positively dangerous!

But the vodka could numb you to the pain, I suppose.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:49 PM (mKMj1)

362  He has an M-14 to dispose of, along with some other stuff, going over to his place Sunday to look at it.  That would be tits for me, I loved the one I carried.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM

 

a real M14 or the civialian M1A?

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:49 PM (Sdl9x)

363

Coulter is dripping wet with want from her dried up cooch, whuch is an image that I vomit at. I wont vote for Romney anyway if he is nominee. He is unlikable and its why he cant get over 25% in the polls no matter how many people crash and burn. If he trys to squeak through with that, it's brokered convention baby. I hope Perry makes a comeback. To the independent mind, Mitt Romney is more unlikable than Barack Obama. He is definetely not liked here in PA and wait till the media gets ahold of him

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (o5hqz)

There is a reason why the GOP convention has very little drama, and that reason is winner take all. Most of the states have winner take all primaries, so like 2008, McCain won about 47% of the vote in the primary and 72% of the delegates.

As for the 25% Mittens has, if he starts winning states, and others start dropping out, most of those will probably start supporting whoever the front runner is. The only time Ron Paul! started getting any play was when everyone else dropped out leaving only Paul and McCain. McCain then started getting in the upper 70s of the vote.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 07:50 PM (GomcF)

364 Hi, Lou!  Ya beat me to the olive juice suggestion, was just about to tell Ohio Dan how a friend of mine uses a splash of juice from the jar of green olives in his Bloody Marys.  I don't drink them so I've never tried it, but that's the way my friend likes them.   

Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 07:50 PM (Zgfnd)

365  He has an M-14 to dispose of, along with some other stuff, going over to his place Sunday to look at it. That would be tits for me, I loved the one I carried.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (SAMxH)

Irongrampa, if it's not dear to you, I might be willing to trade a kidney for that.  Congratulations on a great find.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 07:50 PM (D+phB)

366 V8 as stated from up above. Why, of course.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:50 PM (NRygI)

367

So, do you get your old job back ?

Posted by: Steck at November 16, 2011 11:33 PM (RL7U1)

Nope. The person they are promoting in her place (from a different group) does honestly have more overall experience then me in the specific role from her previous position, but it would appear what my ex-manager made up is almost certainly the deciding factor.

The odd thing is they had a small round of layoffs and didn't hit me. So he knows I wanted the role, that I'm not happy in my current position, and that I strongly disagree with the ex-manager's assessment and therefore am certainly a risk to leave if I get an equivalent offer...though in fairness they do pay me well enough that isn't actually easy to find right now. 

Confusing on many levels...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 07:50 PM (3aXbg)

368

I'm using V-8, I like to munch on a celery stick at the end of the dring so that may go in, I can do a bit of olive juice.  Lime or lemon juice? opinions please.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 07:51 PM (JKNDp)

369 Used to be on 8, then 11, now down to 4, #400.  You ever see a guy with a little, white terrier named Harvey?  He's "our" engineer (the guy).  Harvey has his own building pass -- seriously.
Posted by: SFGoth

I know Harvey - have you met the other terrier?

BTW, did you know that Manny has been assigned to another building?! I'm irate! Not that the new kid (I'm giving myself away, here) isn't a good guy (he helped us move some furniture today), but I've known Manny these 15 years.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:52 PM (mKMj1)

370 Dill pickle? Never heard of it, but I can see that quite nicely.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:52 PM (NRygI)

371   He has an M-14 to dispose of, along with some other stuff, going over to his place Sunday to look at it.  That would be tits for me, I loved the one I carried.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (SAMxH)

Cool, I still have the one I carried. When I got back I got tasked to take a load of M14 and 16's to a national guard unit who were removing the selector switch so they could be sold. Mine happened to go home with me that day with an appropriat BOS. It looks like crap, I took it apart when i first got it and painted all the wood inside and out forest green to keep the stock from swelling but I still love it.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 07:53 PM (MtwBb)

372 373 SFGoth, Obviously you don't know me. I have appreciated multiple gallons of scotch in my time. This is for a morning drink for a bunch of guys on a trip. My luggage will have a bottle of scotch for later. I suspect there shall be multiple varieties of malted and distilled adult beverages at the ready. I am just seeking a little advice from the Roons that goes beyond hobos and vul-u-rite vodka.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 11:48 PM (JKNDp)

Based on my own experience, the best breakfast boozer is a white russian.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at November 16, 2011 07:53 PM (D+phB)

373 Lime juice, and I'd say Mr & Mrs T is a better choice than V8 if you want more flavor.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:54 PM (SsG4J)

374

Miss Tammy, I'm on a bus so celery sticks in a zip lock is about as far as I go.  With luck I may even wash them for the guys.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 07:54 PM (JKNDp)

375 Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 11:51 PM (JKNDp) I typed before I read. You sound like you know what you are doing. It'll be great. If you'd only tell us what this is all about.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:54 PM (NRygI)

376 Please, do not force me to have to vote for Romney. Please?

Resistance is futile.

Posted by: The Mittens Collective at November 16, 2011 07:54 PM (s7mIC)

377 Dill pickle? Never heard of it, but I can see that quite nicely.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 11:52 PM

 

 

minced garlic, not crushed garlic juice

Posted by: hillbilly Pete at November 16, 2011 07:54 PM (Sdl9x)

378 Gush, I rolled thru your neck of the woods about 3 this afternoon....I waved!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:38 PM (SsG4J)

hilariously i rolled thru your neck of the woods at about the same time coming back from my folks! Mom is better, but tonight she is feeling weak and crappy. SHe begged me to come down and go out to lunch with dad to get him out of the house and not-so-incidentally her hair....

youre Home in OC now?

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 07:55 PM (QNeKQ)

379

"woman-prefers-her-laundry-basket-to-her-husbands-penis"

If you look at the photo, purple shirt is fingering pink shirt.

Stop it, biotch!  Leave that task to professionals like me....

Posted by: Dr. Ace at November 16, 2011 07:55 PM (GkYyh)

380 She probably isn't quitting. She had one of those meetings where she is given the option of resigning or being fired. In all my time, usually they agree to resign to save face, but there are some who want to be fired.

That thought did occur to me, but we recently had layoffs, they (at least nominally) didn't hit her, though they hit her group pretty hard and then she voluntarily resigns to stay home with the kids.

I know her husband doesn't make nearly as much as her, so I have a hard time believing she would voluntarily quit, especially after she fought so hard to make sure she would stay just a few months ago.

On the other hand if she was one of the laid off, would they really give her, and her only, the option of saving face?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 07:55 PM (3aXbg)

381 Resistance is futile.
Posted by: The Mittens Collective

Noooooo!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:55 PM (mKMj1)

382

We are now at Def Cate 3. Repeat, Def Cate 3.

Posted by: Hippie Occupy Perimeter Defense Coordinator at November 16, 2011 07:55 PM (SYrAh)

383 okay I'm going to bed too
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 16, 2011 07:56 PM (s7mIC)

384 Irongramps, remember, "to a good home." You wouldn't take advantage of a fellow shooter's incapacity, now, would you? In smallbore, we always have to wait for the estate sale. Congratulations on impending possession of "the finest battle rifle ever devised." About 20 years ago I got to visit Frankford Arsenal, where they were made. Very sad.

OhioDan, yes, the celery salt. And a split celery stalk with the greenage still on, standing up in each glass, for a garnish. If you can get the hybrid green "par-cel," people will remember that drink. One bunch goes a long way. 

If you make a whole batch, and use V8 (you do, don't you?), try stirring in a can of spiced diced tomatoes. The Dei Fratelli brand is the best of these. I can smell them cooking right now. The cannery's about a mile away. There's the Mexican version, and the Italian version. Can't lose.

SFG, mind your manners. It's for company. De gustibus, old man.

Posted by: comatus at November 16, 2011 07:56 PM (N0OTq)

385 When I first made the drink it was okay.  A little salt and a bit of pepper pepped it up some.  I don't have any lime juice but will get some tomorrow.  Thanks for the tips.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 07:57 PM (JKNDp)

386 He's on a bus and along the way must pick up items to make a decent Bloody Mary for a bunch of people. This is like out of a book. Where is he going? Who are these people? I lead a dull, dull life.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 07:58 PM (NRygI)

387 Ohio Dan, pshaw, just wash up some red bell pepper and cukes along with the celery; cut them up in chunks and slide 'em on some skewers, they will fit in a gallan Ziplock. And  some pepperoni slices threaded in amongst them will not spoil, if your bus ride is just a few hours.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 07:58 PM (SsG4J)

388 Dog walking and bed call.

Take care!

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 07:58 PM (mKMj1)

389
Used to be on 8, then 11, now down to 4, #400.  You ever see a guy with a little, white terrier named Harvey?  He's "our" engineer (the guy).  Harvey has his own building pass -- seriously.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 11:49 PM (O+NsJ)

If i understand you correctly, that is awesome. I love office dogs.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 07:59 PM (QNeKQ)

390 I mentioned it on a previous thread.  around 20 of my buddies rented a bus and are going to DC to do a little rubbernecking at the Masonic Memorial, various military memorials and the Capital Building.  We will be Visitiong Gorge Washington's Lodge, Alexandria-Washington #22 and holding our secret take over the world rituals and stuff.  Should be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 08:00 PM (JKNDp)

391 cons are stupad and cant spel

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:00 PM (2NrWL)

392 dumb cons spend all thier time insulteng poepel

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:01 PM (2NrWL)

393 Very strange story from Panama City Florida.    

Posted by: Theresa at November 16, 2011 08:01 PM (Zgfnd)

394 hey cons pay attension to me!!!!

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:01 PM (2NrWL)

395 Gush, glad mama is well enough that she needs you to take papa away!

Yep, sadly, back in the OC. Thor up and decided to leave Arkansas yesterday morning. I am not sure what happened...we were going to leave Friday.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)

396 pay atttension to me pleeese!!!!

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:01 PM (2NrWL)

397 376 Lous a girl, that sounds positively dangerous!

But the vodka could numb you to the pain, I suppose.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 11:49 PM (mKMj1)

Its great when camping, ya know how ya tend to start drinking a little early camping,  its a great way to start off the day.

 Damn, now I want to go camping.. But buy vodka in a plastic bottle so no breakage.

 

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 08:02 PM (R21xD)

398 I like the chilled cucumber idea. Okay 2 zip locks. I'm treating these guys way to good.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 16, 2011 08:02 PM (JKNDp)

399 noboddy will talk to me i go for days wihtout any humen contatct at all pleeese pay attension to me pleeeeese pleeeeeeeese

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:03 PM (2NrWL)

400 mean old cons why wont yuo pay attatnasntion tos meme memememe pleeeese

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:03 PM (2NrWL)

401 Night Dianna and chemjeff. God Bless..

Posted by: lous a girl at November 16, 2011 08:04 PM (R21xD)

402

Def Cate 3. Repeat, Def Cate 3. Initiate brown flashing light and raspberry klaxon. Initiate brown flashing light and raspberry klaxon.

*sppppplt* *sppppplt* *sppppplt* *sppppplt*

Posted by: Hippie Occupy Perimeter Defense Coordinator at November 16, 2011 08:04 PM (SYrAh)

Posted by: KG at November 16, 2011 08:05 PM (LD21B)

404 csonss i donat ldikeyou cazo yorasllasd cudmmb ad wrassshpas raonnygrrageana adna sarahas apaalhsin duambbconass aiashaaatehyou aslll

Posted by: Pennninngtonn at November 16, 2011 08:05 PM (2NrWL)

405 my neighbor joel...stodgy 50 year old man. "life holds no surprises, i fully expect the drug addict next door to hit the mega-lotto". he once said.

caught his girlfriend cheating on him sunday as he got home.

his answer? he cracked open a beer and sat on the couch. when i got in his place he was more concerned with the game on TV as his girl stood there astounded....

"it's 3rd and 6....big play, go do your thing and quit talking, he can help you pack."

"sanchez sucks"

i like my neighbor joel....

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at November 16, 2011 08:05 PM (KYwwg)

406 @ 375
 
   Dunno, I haven.t seen it yet, but would presume it's a gov't model.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 08:05 PM (SAMxH)

407 They have a terrific pipe organ at the Masonic Memorial. Years ago, there used to be a midday recital almost every day. Make sure you check the schedule. You won't regret staying to hear it.

Posted by: comatus at November 16, 2011 08:06 PM (N0OTq)

408 Southern By Grace of God, I like your neighbor, too! That made me laugh out loud!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:07 PM (SsG4J)

409 356 Isn't better that you get fired for unemployment benefits?

Posted by: CDR M at November 16, 2011 11:39 PM (Ybl9g)

I was always management, so for the owner is was always better for a resignation, but most companies will not contest the UE benefits unless the employee was a huge dickhead.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 08:09 PM (GomcF)

410
  If this works out, the next thing I'll be after is an M-1 Garand. Took Basic with one, and carried it through part of my usaeur tour. We were issued M-14's in 62,iirc, and I flat fell in love with the weapon.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 08:10 PM (SAMxH)

411 Damn, I coulda used that shingles PSA about a month ago.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 16, 2011 08:12 PM (1+XRG)

412 i think i found a pic of our friend Cthulu
hope he doesnt hate me for posting this...

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 08:14 PM (QNeKQ)

413 Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 17, 2011 12:00 AM (JKNDp) You're excused even by a mother though she continues with knitted brow, worry, hand-wringing./ You'll do fine. Good news. Never compared, valued, concerned myself over dirty laundry and my husband's sex organ against falling plaster, a stopped-up sewer, tiles that buckle. WTF? What do these sundry misfortunes and daily activities have to do with anything related to love and sex?

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 08:16 PM (NRygI)

414

I was always management, so for the owner is was always better for a resignation, but most companies will not contest the UE benefits unless the employee was a huge dickhead.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 17, 2011 12:09 AM (GomcF)


I once had to fire a guy at this particular company for gross incompetence. HR kept him in line by agreeing to not contest unemployment so it is indeed a carrot that companies will use to keep people in line...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 08:16 PM (3aXbg)

415
  Time for the old folk. Can't keep the eyes open here.



    Good nite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 16, 2011 08:19 PM (SAMxH)

416 Good nite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2011 12:19 AM (SAMxH)

sleep tight.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 08:20 PM (QNeKQ)

417 That thought did occur to me, but we recently had layoffs, they (at least nominally) didn't hit her, though they hit her group pretty hard and then she voluntarily resigns to stay home with the kids.

I know her husband doesn't make nearly as much as her, so I have a hard time believing she would voluntarily quit, especially after she fought so hard to make sure she would stay just a few months ago.

On the other hand if she was one of the laid off, would they really give her, and her only, the option of saving face?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 11:55 PM (3aXbg)

Yes. They also probably gave her a severance package to go along with the resignation letter. A resignation is just much more easy for the company than firing.

What happened at your old company sounds like what happened at my wife's company. They had a bunch of layoffs, then the department head resigns suddenly. Everyone she works with thinks he left to pursue other interests, but he didn't have a job lined up. He was fired.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 08:21 PM (GomcF)

418 Sleep good, irongrampa!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:21 PM (SsG4J)

419 My new boss, I suspect, is a lib. She has a friend who writes for Politico. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 16, 2011 10:16 PM (piMMO) Oh, for effing God's sakes. I also had a boss like that. Blamed everyone for her mistakes. Her landlord was her personal evil. She rode a bike. Never drove unless she could hook up a ride, from other evil gas-guzzling miscreants who only wanted to destroy the planet.

Posted by: The Greys at November 16, 2011 08:27 PM (NRygI)

420 I once had to fire a guy at this particular company for gross incompetence. HR kept him in line by agreeing to not contest unemployment so it is indeed a carrot that companies will use to keep people in line...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2011 12:16 AM (3aXbg)

When I got one job, the first meeting I had was with an employee who did some special projects. The owner and I sat with this employee and requested passwords to the computer she used. She said no. We kept asking her for the password, and she kept refusing. We finally told her, passwords or the door. She chose the door. (she was also the girlfriend of the person I took the place of) She filed for UE in a county several counties over. It took us an hour and a half to go to the hearing on her benefits, but we did it. She was pissed that we showed up, and doubly pissed when she got denied. Insubordination is a bitch.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 08:30 PM (GomcF)

421 So, can one of you fill me in on something?  Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid?  Do you ever remember anything like that before?

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 08:30 PM (ufJKx)

422

My father worked for a high, high profile business and the owner, very high profile, had his loser son "work" with my father.  And by work I mean do nothing but annoy those doing actual work.  The guy kept whinning about not having business cards so my dad went to the business office and asked them to get him some.  They asked my dad what do we put for the job title, knowing the guy did nothing.  So my dad gave them the perfect answer, which they put on the card and I have copies of it as proof.

Owners Son

Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 16, 2011 08:31 PM (G28Vs)

423 Mermaid romance novels. And to think before the internet I didn't realize such things existed.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 08:32 PM (3aXbg)

424 Harvey, the dog, is actually very smart.  He knows where his office is, where mine is, how elevators work, etc.  It's almost like he's sentient and he's a TOTAL chick magnet.  Hard to say that about small dogs, but he's a big dog in a small body.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 08:32 PM (O+NsJ)

425 Do you ever remember anything like that before? We did the same thing in college. A friend had a tape (think of it as a CD that you can unravel, kids) of 50's and early 60's stuff that got us all hooked.

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2011 08:35 PM (FcR7P)

426 Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid?

When were you a kid, jc??

I think it's because music today is so crappy, but honestly, I think certain kids have always listened to music from earlier generations. Having come of age during the disco era, I sure as heck listened to earlier stuff out of self defense.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:36 PM (SsG4J)

427 434 So, can one of you fill me in on something?  Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid?  Do you ever remember anything like that before?
Posted by: jc

Depends how old you are.  Depending on that, they may be listening to real music because there is none today.  I see kids at a Blue Oyster Cult show -- granted they've been a nostalgia act for years -- amazed at how well the old men can play their instruments, compose songs, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 08:38 PM (O+NsJ)

428 I fear that would be more likely to confine me. Disease just isn't going to cut it, or get me a drink.

Posted by: Dianna at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM (mKMj1)

Stash some vodka and several bottles of whatever dark colored Gatorade you like in your luggage.  This trick has served me well many times following my husband around on the golf course (I hate beer).  Nobody is the wiser and you can mix to your personal strength level.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at November 16, 2011 08:38 PM (JoeF6)

429 434 So, can one of you fill me in on something? Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid? Do you ever remember anything like that before?

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:30 AM (ufJKx)

Well when were you a kid?  And yeah I've enjoyed listening to music that was popular when my dad was young, and I have other friends that do as well, so its not that uncommon.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2011 08:39 PM (GULKT)

430 Yes. They also probably gave her a severance package to go along with the resignation letter. A resignation is just much more easy for the company than firing.

Hmm, you make a strong case.

Ironically, in discussing the current woes at work with a number of my coworkers one thing that had come up was that we had a fundamental problem with unaccountable and capricious middle management and the new upper management could talk all it wanted to about change to no effect since those certain individuals were beyond reproach.

Considering this as a firing, it would tend to indicate the newly promoted CEO is actually quite serious...


Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 08:39 PM (3aXbg)

431 The owner and I sat with this employee and requested passwords to the computer she used. She said no

So, what illegal or prurient things did you find on her computer?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 08:40 PM (3aXbg)

432 sweet, Bryan Fuller's take on The Munsters is going to pilot

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 08:41 PM (M8yfa)

433 Well when were you a kid? Also, if I recall correctly, there was a movie called The Big Chill ('86?) which had a fantastic 50's soundtrack. I remember remarking to my dad that they had some awesome music back then. He just said, "yeah".

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2011 08:43 PM (FcR7P)

434 I know Harvey - have you met the other terrier?

BTW, did you know that Manny has been assigned to another building?! I'm irate! Not that the new kid (I'm giving myself away, here) isn't a good guy (he helped us move some furniture today), but I've known Manny these 15 years.
Posted by: Dianna

Wow, we've been in the same building for the same length of time.  I know a few women who are glad Manny's been re-assigned.  My boss knows everybody who works in the Russ building.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 08:43 PM (O+NsJ)

435 The Munsters is going to pilot

hell yeah...that was my first introduction to "goth chicks" which I found strangely attracting...loved the Munsters..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 08:44 PM (KZLoo)

436 Did you have the hots for Lily, Bean?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:47 PM (SsG4J)

437 439 Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid?

When were you a kid, jc??

I think it's because music today is so crappy, but honestly, I think certain kids have always listened to music from earlier generations. Having come of age during the disco era, I sure as heck listened to earlier stuff out of self defense.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 12:36 AM (SsG4J)

=====

Carter made me register for the draft to scare the Russians.  2-3 years before me were in the donut hole.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 08:47 PM (ufJKx)

438 hell yeah...that was my first introduction to "goth chicks" which I found strangely attracting...loved the Munsters..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:44 AM (KZLoo)


always preferred Munsters over Adams Family, I blame George Barris

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 08:47 PM (M8yfa)

439 449 Did you have the hots for Lily,


Hey MissTammy,, yes I did.. her elegance, and grace along with her seductive darkness were simply irresistible...

So your back in Loonyfornia?? saw up thread you buzzed by Gushies..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 08:51 PM (KZLoo)

440 I blame George Barris

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2011 12:47 AM (M8yfa)

========

yeah. but you haddta luv the cars

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 08:53 PM (ufJKx)

441 Ironically, in discussing the current woes at work with a number of my coworkers one thing that had come up was that we had a fundamental problem with unaccountable and capricious middle management and the new upper management could talk all it wanted to about change to no effect since those certain individuals were beyond reproach.

Considering this as a firing, it would tend to indicate the newly promoted CEO is actually quite serious...


Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2011 12:39 AM (3aXbg)

I wouldn't say it was the upper echelon doing it since my wife's company had just been bought out a year and a half earlier, and the division in the state had just had all of its operations integrated into the parent company's. Most of the middle managers there are not really needed. My wife says that most of them only just approve vacation requests.

We are still nervous about the whole takeover and whether or not she will keep her job, but she did get a raise and a promotion, and they brought her to the head office and regional HQ for training and meetings.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 08:54 PM (GomcF)

442 437 Harvey, the dog, is actually very smart.  He knows where his office is, where mine is, how elevators work, etc.  It's almost like he's sentient and he's a TOTAL chick magnet.  Hard to say that about small dogs, but he's a big dog in a small body.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2011 12:32 AM (O+NsJ)

what kind of Terrier is he?
my grandpa had a rat terrier named Skeeter who was awesome like that and the vet i do stuff with has a rat terrier  named "chowder." Both such smart dogs and amazing with people and their environment.

in the horse world Jack Russel terriers are ubiquitous, but they can be rotten little monsters and lack that certain something that says "chick magnet." They go mostly under the heading of "evil sidekick."

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 08:54 PM (QNeKQ)

443 Yes, sir, back in the Loony Bin. I hate it a whole bunch. I am hoping I can be in Arkansas for good come April. Thor agrees that if nothing else, my mama needs me.

Those darn brunettes always get the men in the end. It is patently unfair! I wonder how dark I could go with my hair...


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:56 PM (SsG4J)

444

yeah. but you haddta luv the cars

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:53 AM (ufJKx)


out of all the cars he made over the years, none of them are bad (with the Munster Koach and the Green Hornet car being the best). That is a hard streak to have

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 08:57 PM (M8yfa)

445 Gush, do your horses have stablemates?

Have you ever ridden sidesaddle? I found out there's a trail riding association near our place in Arkansas, and they also have small group of ladies who ride sidesaddle. It's kind of on my bucket list to learn, provided I ever get my balance back.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 08:58 PM (SsG4J)

446

My father worked for a high, high profile business and the owner, very high profile, had his loser son "work" with my father.  And by work I mean do nothing but annoy those doing actual work.  The guy kept whinning about not having business cards so my dad went to the business office and asked them to get him some.  They asked my dad what do we put for the job title, knowing the guy did nothing.  So my dad gave them the perfect answer, which they put on the card and I have copies of it as proof.

Owners Son

Posted by: AndrewsDad

Without the apostrophe???

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 08:59 PM (O+NsJ)

447

We are still nervous about the whole takeover and whether or not she will keep her job, but she did get a raise and a promotion, and they brought her to the head office and regional HQ for training and meetings.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 17, 2011 12:54 AM (GomcF)

If she got the raise and promotion after the takeover, I'd say it gives a significant measure of confidence. 

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2011 08:59 PM (3aXbg)

448 always preferred Munsters over Adams Family  I blame George Barris


While the Munster Koach was unbeatable to begin with your right their ride stunk.. The Adams seemed more hollywoodized and while I did enjoy it it wasn't the Munsters..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 08:59 PM (KZLoo)

449 ""Those darn brunettes always get the men in the end. It is patently unfair! I wonder how dark I could go with my hair...""


 I wouldn't say that. Every chick has a color that suits them, and its not always brunette.

Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2011 08:59 PM (FMbng)

450 Woof

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 08:59 PM (4Kl5M)

451 455 437
what kind of Terrier is he?
my grandpa had a rat terrier named Skeeter who was awesome like that and the vet i do stuff with has a rat terrier  named "chowder." Both such smart dogs and amazing with people and their environment.

in the horse world Jack Russel terriers are ubiquitous, but they can be rotten little monsters and lack that certain something that says "chick magnet." They go mostly under the heading of "evil sidekick."
Posted by: gushie at November 17

Not sure, actually.  White with wavy hair.  I'll ask him.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 09:00 PM (O+NsJ)

452 446 Well when were you a kid?

Also, if I recall correctly, there was a movie called The Big Chill ('86?) which had a fantastic 50's soundtrack. I remember remarking to my dad that they had some awesome music back then. He just said, "yeah".

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2011 12:43 AM (FcR7P)

========

come to think of it -- I know a couple answers to my own question --

American Graffiti reminded people that some older stuff was still good, and sooner or later a lot of people find out that there is a lot of gold old blues and jazz.

Yet, for about a year everywhere I go I've been running into kids listening to 70's music.  I just can't imagine more than just a few kids from my age failing to pitch a fit if anyone tried to get them to listen to mainstream music from WWII.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 09:00 PM (ufJKx)

453 One of the promos featured Whitney in a saucy French maid outfit, so I'm sticking with the show until I see that scene. (Like Flo the insurance gal, there's some allure there that's more than the sum of her parts.) Those stems in fishnets are worth the wait.

If that episode has already aired, somebody please tell me when. Torrent, bunk, and I can scratch it off my list.

On a sad note, it looks like Community is heading into hiatus heaven. And House has lost its last ounce of charm. That leaves The Big Bang Theory as my last remaining TV show.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 16, 2011 09:01 PM (xqhoO)

454 442 434 So, can one of you fill me in on something? Why are so many the 20-somethings listening to music from when I was a kid? Do you ever remember anything like that before?

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:30 AM (ufJKx)

Well when were you a kid?  And yeah I've enjoyed listening to music that was popular when my dad was young, and I have other friends that do as well, so its not that uncommon.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2011 12:39 AM (GULKT)

i do think right now pop music is especially bad and impossible to dance to in a fashion that makes you look like anything but a gyrating animal without dignity. i think the rock of the 70s and 60 s was good, and listenable, and right now swing is all the rage again. i have a couple 23 yo friends and a 22 yo kid and they are all dying to lindy hop, and learn to swing. So with that goes big band and lots of super music that i frankly cant fault them for loving  (since i was into it, before it was cool in the 80's)

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)

455 While the Munster Koach was unbeatable to begin with your right their ride stunk.. The Adams seemed more hollywoodized and while I did enjoy it it wasn't the Munsters..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:59 AM (KZLoo)


Adams had the cooler monsters and special effects but the family dynamic was better in The Munsters

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:03 PM (M8yfa)

456 I'll know in a few minutes if my Kindle can handle porn.

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 09:04 PM (4Kl5M)

457 and its not always brunette.

Says the self admitted preferer of brunettes! 

It's okay though, I'm used to it. Thor worships at the Shrine of the Raven Haired. Especially the slutty looking kind, with mean eyes, LOL!

SFGoth, it may be a Cairn terrier, altho come to think of it,I am not sure I"ve ever seen a white one. Westie, maybe? It is really cutesy?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:04 PM (SsG4J)

458 444 The owner and I sat with this employee and requested passwords to the computer she used. She said no

So, what illegal or prurient things did you find on her computer?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2011 12:40 AM (3aXbg)

She and her boyfriend knew exactly when he was going to be fired. He had gotten the tech guy to program the phones so that he could listen in on employees phone calls. The owner owned 5 different companies and I was the #3. The #2 and I had many conversations about replacing this guy, and there were conversations that I only had with the owner that this guy told to a trade magazine after he was fired. So he knew the day and time he was going to be fired. He went in and made massive changes to databases in those computers. His girlfriend had the access code to one of those databases.

The tech guy was told to back up the computer the morning before, but he decided not to do it. When we finally found out about the phone system, he thought that it  was okay. He thought the manager could listen in on the owner's and CFO's phone calls even though he reported to them. His drunk ass was gone a couple of months later.

Sadly nothing illegal or any pron. This was the early 90's, so the intertubes were still in their infancy.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 09:04 PM (GomcF)

459 Ladyfriend last Sat. at the formal 19th c. ball, who does swing, asked me, "why don't people dance like this anymore?"

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2011 09:05 PM (O+NsJ)

460 if anyone tried to get them to listen to mainstream music from WWII.

I am in a Big Band phase myself, although I didn't care for it when I was younger. David's been bringing home a lot of old Glen Miller and Tommy Dorsey albums from the library. I've always appreciated it from a dance standpoint, but I am enjoying the slower songs a lot now.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)

461 Those darn brunettes always get the men in the end. It is patently unfair!  Posted by: MissTammy


It's their decided advantage in the sneaky gene which they were given more of due to the lack of being born with eye catching Reds Auburns, and Blonds..

Well you should be able to hold out till april but it will be a bitch after tasting the freedom of home.

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 09:07 PM (KZLoo)

462

If she got the raise and promotion after the takeover, I'd say it gives a significant measure of confidence. 

Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2011 12:59 AM (3aXbg)

It is one of the big banks. They did a bunch of hiring for a new department a year ago, then closed it down 6 months later.

But, they appear to be the most conservative of the banks, so they are much stronger than the rest.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 16, 2011 09:08 PM (GomcF)

463 There's nothing on my iTunes that was recorded after 1999. I may have a few embarrassing MP3s backed up on an external HD somewhere, but I'd have to go searching.

BTW, apparently the Big Six record companies have set the date for the death of the compact disc. They're keeping mum until after the Christmas season.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 16, 2011 09:09 PM (xqhoO)

464 458 Gush, do your horses have stablemates?

Have you ever ridden sidesaddle? I found out there's a trail riding association near our place in Arkansas, and they also have small group of ladies who ride sidesaddle. It's kind of on my bucket list to learn, provided I ever get my balance back.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 12:58 AM (SsG4J)

the bay colt keeps cats in his stall, a whole herd of them! I had a pony that kept chickens and i know my old mare keeps another horse as her pet.

And yes i can ride side saddle and even JUMP side saddle! Its FUN! i think you should learn but you will need a good trusty horse you can trust riding astride first. then its all a piece of cake Do they fox hunt in your area? I knew someone who was mistress of Hounds for her hunt club in Va.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 09:11 PM (QNeKQ)

465 Bean, I can hold out til April,I think, I just wish I'd get well enough to get back to work and make some good CA money before I leave. I have some major antiques to buy for me wee castle!

And I am seriously thinking about getting one of my GFs to henna my hair to an auburn shade. I am too old now to dye it real dark, but a nice auburn or chestnut I could probably pull off. I want to do it before I cut it all off, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:12 PM (SsG4J)

466 so many damn games to download this week on my ipod and ipad

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:13 PM (M8yfa)

467

Adams had the cooler monsters and special effects but the family dynamic was better in The Munsters Posted by: The Dude


Exactly..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 09:13 PM (KZLoo)

468 477 There's nothing on my iTunes that was recorded after 1999.

Aw, you're missing out. Some of the best music I ever heard was from 2000 on. Interpol's Antics; The Killers' Hot Fuss; two New Order albums; one Tears for Fears; Ladytron (if you gather the best bits from admittedly filler-laden albums); Crystal Castles.

apparently the Big Six record companies have set the date for the death of the compact disc.

Doesn't surprise me. CDs will still be sold in concerts though.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 16, 2011 09:14 PM (6GvAC)

469 425 i think i found a pic of our friend Cthulu
hope he doesnt hate me for posting this...

Posted by: gushie at November 17, 2011 12:14 AM (QNeKQ)

Nah, that's an imitation Cthulhu. This one doesn't do snow.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:16 PM (kaalw)

470 I guess my Kindle works.

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 09:16 PM (CeC4p)

471 LMS, seriously?? I feel really old now. I like the idea of having something solid, not just some digital stuff that I can accidentally erase!


And Gush, no on the foxhunting! Much too high-toned for the Ozarks! I have relatives who hunt in VA and I think Maryland, as well. I have never ridden out with them.

I prefer English saddles, but I like Western style riding better...I know I'm not saying that right...I like the way Western riding has more leg and neck signals. IS that right??? I don't know the terminology...haven't ridden in, gosh, probably decades.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:17 PM (SsG4J)

472 471 and its not always brunette.

Says the self admitted preferer of brunettes! 

It's okay though, I'm used to it. Thor worships at the Shrine of the Raven Haired. Especially the slutty looking kind, with mean eyes, LOL!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:04 AM (SsG4J)
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MissT, it's been my experience that young men have a "type."  As they gain experience they find out they have lots of types.

There's an old cliche that sorta illustrates the point:  "A woman wants everything from one man.  A man wants one thing from every woman."

Caution -- Don't over-think what I am saying.  Like all cliches there some truth and some bullshit baked in.  Most of us just look, we just grow to appreciate more of the scenery than we first realized.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 09:17 PM (ufJKx)

473 fluffy,  you are bad!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:18 PM (SsG4J)

474 On a sad note, it looks like Community is heading into hiatus heaven. And House has lost its last ounce of charm. That leaves The Big Bang Theory as my last remaining TV show.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 17, 2011 01:01 AM (xqhoO)

I bailed out to the BBC a long while ago. Haven't watched network TV in ages.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:21 PM (kaalw)

475 jc, I don't mind him looking at all; I will generally give him a heads up about the especially fetching ones. (He has usually already noticed himself, though!)

He was marked for Mexicans at an early age, I think...went to Catholic schools here in SoCal, and they are predominantly Hispanic, at least in the area he grew up in.

I can promise you that never in his wildest dreams did he think he'd end up with an Amazonian redhead!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:24 PM (SsG4J)

476 fluffy,  you are bad!!!

I have my moments.

Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2011 09:25 PM (4Kl5M)

477 Does anyone else think this terrorizing of NYC is going to fizzle for the hippies?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:25 PM (SsG4J)

478 cthulhu,

do you have an opinion about the Korg Monotron?  $60 ??

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 09:26 PM (ufJKx)

479 The Addams Family was more hyper-intellectual. Part of the joke was that they were so far removed from normal human feelings.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:27 PM (kaalw)

480 492 cthulhu,

do you have an opinion about the Korg Monotron?  $60 ??

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:26 AM (ufJKx)

Everyone and their brother-in-law has it at $60, so there's no time pressure. Do you have an actual use for it, or just a space in a box?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:30 PM (kaalw)

481 494 492 cthulhu,

do you have an opinion about the Korg Monotron?  $60 ??

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:26 AM (ufJKx)

Everyone and their brother-in-law has it at $60, so there's no time pressure. Do you have an actual use for it, or just a space in a box?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 01:30 AM (kaalw)

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no I'm just curious.  does it sound good?  fun to use?

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 09:33 PM (ufJKx)

482 Any Tear gas as Occupy Dallas gets cleared?

Posted by: Zakn at November 16, 2011 09:38 PM (q/891)

483 491 Does anyone else think this terrorizing of NYC is going to fizzle for the hippies?

Depends. If they were trying to get popular support: epic fail. If they were trying to build a cult: maybe not a fail.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 16, 2011 09:39 PM (6GvAC)

484 495 494 492 cthulhu,

do you have an opinion about the Korg Monotron?  $60 ??

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:26 AM (ufJKx)

Everyone and their brother-in-law has it at $60, so there's no time pressure. Do you have an actual use for it, or just a space in a box?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 01:30 AM (kaalw)

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no I'm just curious.  does it sound good?  fun to use?

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:33 AM (ufJKx)

I don't have one, and have no experience with one. It looks like a really simple analog synth -- which I've got covered six ways from Sunday. Analogs tend not to "play nice" as anything but leads, as they tend not to be reproducible enough for backing tracks -- and then you've got to be looking at something where an analog synth lead makes sense.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:39 PM (kaalw)

485 so a Fire and a case gets me to $280, now to find something else in the $300 range to buy my mom for Christmas. I hate Christmas shopping

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:40 PM (M8yfa)

486 something else in the $300 range to buy my mom

160G iPod is out now, my mama just bought us one. Amazon had them for $222, but I think the average price is $250.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:44 PM (SsG4J)

487 and considering the case was $70, I really hope she likes it. Especially since she likes my case for my Kindle even though I opted for a different design for her own.

http://tinyurl.com/7ur23ed

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:45 PM (M8yfa)

488 Dude, she'll love it! That is gorgeous! Very cool site, TFS.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:47 PM (SsG4J)

489 160G iPod is out now, my mama just bought us one. Amazon had them for $222, but I think the average price is $250.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:44 AM (SsG4J)


I've bought her a 32 gig Touch last year but she hardly uses it

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:47 PM (M8yfa)

490 497 491 Does anyone else think this terrorizing of NYC is going to fizzle for the hippies?

Depends. If they were trying to get popular support: epic fail. If they were trying to build a cult: maybe not a fail.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 17, 2011 01:39 AM (6GvAC)

Back in the day, when socialists were rising, it was de rigeur to have a paramilitary wing with a specific fashion statement -- blackshirts, brownshirts, redshirts, etc. My take is that certain Progressive supporters thought they'd give it a trial run in the present day -- but just left the shirts unlaundered.

Unfortunately, softass hippies suck at being paramilitary thugs. They got ridiculed up-and-down, got lice and scabies, stunk up the place, and were as threatening as any other pathetic creature flailing about in its own waste. We won't see them again in this form.

When spring rolls around, we'll see the Green Team, with new! Community Organizers. Or the Greys, Oranges, Fuchsias, Lavenders, or Plaids. And they'll go through drills about sanitation and hygiene before they'll be allowed to belong.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:49 PM (kaalw)

491 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

492 Dude, she'll love it! That is gorgeous! Very cool site, TFS.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:47 AM (SsG4J)


yeah, their shit is really pricey but the quality is top notch.

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:50 PM (M8yfa)

493 apparently the Big Six record companies have set the date for the death of the compact disc. They're keeping mum until after the Christmas season.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at November 17, 2011 01:09 AM (xqhoO)

Motherfuckers!  I like my CDs.  Really, I do.  Downloads are good, too, but I don't trust completely something I can't physically own.  I got a shit ton of music on CD and I know that I can always play it on something.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 09:50 PM (4ixH5)

494 Hey, Cthulhu, I found a great ski-mask for the cephalopod on the go!

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

495 I've been wondering why we don't have omnibus record collections on DVD already. The media cost for a CD is nearly the same as a DVD, and you could pack five to ten albums on a DVD, charge 3x what a CD cost, and make out like a bandit.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:54 PM (kaalw)

496 Dude, would she use it if she didn't have to wear head phones? My mom never used hers til we got her one of those stand alone player things. Do you think she'd like a tablet? Does she like perfume?

cthulu, my biggest fear is that this was just some sort of dress rehearsal.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:55 PM (SsG4J)

497 Hi, Robert!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:56 PM (SsG4J)

498

Motherfuckers!  I like my CDs.  Really, I do.  Downloads are good, too, but I don't trust completely something I can't physically own.  I got a shit ton of music on CD and I know that I can always play it on something.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:50 AM (4ixH5)


as long as the companies don't bullshit us with itunes quality files and rather gives us flac files, I don't mind. But I don't listen to cds anymore, it's oldschool vinyl, flac files through my surround system or shit playing through my mp3 player at V0

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 09:56 PM (M8yfa)

499 508 Hey, Cthulhu, I found a great ski-mask for the cephalopod on the go!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

Get back to me when it's a dive mask. I don't do snow.

Think something more like this. I've got one sitting on a speaker, about five feet up and to the right from where I'm at.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:58 PM (kaalw)

500 Dude, what's a flac file?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 09:59 PM (SsG4J)

501 cthulu, my biggest fear is that this was just some sort of dress rehearsal.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (SsG4J)

I'm pretty sure it was a dress rehearsal. Unfortunately for them, it's also been an epic fail.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 09:59 PM (kaalw)

502

When spring rolls around, we'll see the Green Team, with new! Community Organizers. Or the Greys, Oranges, Fuchsias, Lavenders, or Plaids. And they'll go through drills about sanitation and hygiene before they'll be allowed to belong.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 01:49 AM (kaalw)

like Miss Tammy i fear this is is a dress rehearsal. What really bothers me is the creepy cult like atmosphere and the Jonestown-ness of it. Its weird and i have this horrid feeling on deja vous from my youth in the seventies when cults were all the thing and i see these kids that believe in nothing, ripe for the picking.   My parents used to laugh at me and call me a doomer and a radical, now they are stockpiling supplies tho i dont know why they live in an area that will go to merry hell if there is ever trouble.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:00 PM (QNeKQ)

503 my biggest fear is that this was just some sort of dress rehearsal.Posted by: MissTammy


I think that was Oakland,,anything now will have to be Grandeur....I think like Oakland they will start some shit and run away 'cause their really cowards.. and let the blame fall on the hapless hippies..

What's this about you CUTTING OFF your beautiful locks MissT???

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:00 PM (KZLoo)

504 Dude, would she use it if she didn't have to wear head phones? My mom never used hers til we got her one of those stand alone player things. Do you think she'd like a tablet? Does she like perfume?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (SsG4J)


she has a waterproof thing for the bathroom, their sound system plays it and her car has a plug but for some reason she just doesn't use it that much. She mainly uses it to play Crosswords (daily agitator for crossword puzzles)

She's covered with her Fire and her laptop.

As for perfume, eh

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 10:02 PM (M8yfa)

505

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:56 AM (SsG4J)

Why hello thar.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:03 PM (4ixH5)

506 Dude, what's a flac file?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:59 AM (SsG4J)


lossless audio file format that does a little bit of simple audio compression

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 10:04 PM (M8yfa)

507 Dude, what's a flac file?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 01:59 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah, what the fook is a flac?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

508

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2011 01:56 AM (M8yfa)

I've never bought anything from iTunes.  That bad?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:06 PM (4ixH5)

509 513 508 Hey, Cthulhu, I found a great ski-mask for the cephalopod on the go!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

Get back to me when it's a dive mask. I don't do snow.

Think something more like this. I've got one sitting on a speaker, about five feet up and to the right from where I'm at.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 01:58 AM (kaalw)

may i just say those are both FLIPPIN AWESOME?

and what is weirdest and most disturbing to me is that creepy mic check thing they do. that's cult mind control and thought programming stuff. YOu learn enough about NLP and it will really creep you out when you listen to these yahoos. i hope the next incarnation of their (bowel) movement is as lame, but the fucks saying the infiltrated the military to take out the loyal ones (to our side) kinda annoy me. 

whats comforting is that theres people trained to spot guys like that, thank goodness. May they end up in the brig shivering like Bradley Manning without a blanket or underpants.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:06 PM (QNeKQ)

510 Does she still do paper crosswords? I got Thor a bunch last year, there's one called Elegant Crosswords, or something like that that would make a fun stocking stuffer.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:08 PM (SsG4J)

511

I've never bought anything from iTunes.  That bad?

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 02:06 AM (4ixH5)


yeah, iTunes is 192k files which are crap for anything other than mp3 players and even then not that great

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 10:09 PM (M8yfa)

512 If you go through The Road to Serfdom, there's supposed to be lawless paramilitaries that scare the populace into embracing a strong-man dictatorship.

Problem is, if this is the best they can come up with for lawless paramilitaries, people are going to arm up themselves and be seriously contemptuous of limp-wristed dickless wonders claiming to be the "strong man". Does anyone seriously think they can hide behind Bloomberg or Quan? Or Jerry Brown or Obama?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 10:10 PM (kaalw)

513 Does anyone seriously think they can hide behind Bloomberg or Quan? Or Jerry Brown or Obama?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 02:10 AM (kaalw)

hahahaha! Indeed. point taken.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:11 PM (QNeKQ)

514 Bean, I haven't been able to tolerate getting it cut/styled, etc in a year and half, so it's down to my waist now. I am getting too old to wear it that long....but I was thinking while I'm still off work, I may get someone to come dye and perm it. I have a friend who'd be patient enough to deal with my condition, and it'd be one last hurrah.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:13 PM (SsG4J)

515 people are going to arm up themselves and be seriously contemptuous of limp-wristed dickless wonders claiming to be the "strong man".

This, at least in flyover country and the South. I am not so sure about the bigger blue cities, though, They're such sheep. I mean honestly, they let Bloomberg tell them they can't have salt on the table in restaurants, right?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:15 PM (SsG4J)

516

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2011 02:09 AM (M8yfa)

192k?  Lame!

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:18 PM (4ixH5)

517 This, at least in flyover country and the South. I am not so sure about the bigger blue cities, though, They're such sheep. I mean honestly, they let Bloomberg tell them they can't have salt on the table in restaurants, right?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 02:15 AM (SsG4J)

they will want someone who can save them from the mobs. Not someone cheering the mobs on. you might be surprised by thall the come to Jesus moments those rich libs have when it's them starting to get threatened by the forces of lawlessness (and poor hygiene) in the cities running amok.

9-11 changed a lot of minds, this might change some more

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:19 PM (QNeKQ)

518 Well, isn't this just cute...

#Occupy A Therepists Couch

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:19 PM (4ixH5)

519 fuck I wish I still had my N64 and No Mercy

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 10:26 PM (M8yfa)

520 Gushie, I hope you're right. Most wealthy libs I know are more the White Guilt types I can see giving in or trying to buy their way out of situations like this.

Robert, the rise in anti Semitism is staggering to me.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:26 PM (SsG4J)

521

and what is weirdest and most disturbing to me is that creepy mic check thing they do. that's cult mind control and thought programming stuff. YOu learn enough about NLP and it will really creep you out when you listen to these yahoos. i hope the next incarnation of their (bowel) movement is as lame, but the fucks saying the infiltrated the military to take out the loyal ones (to our side) kinda annoy me. 

whats comforting is that theres people trained to spot guys like that, thank goodness. May they end up in the brig shivering like Bradley Manning without a blanket or underpants.

Posted by: gushie at November 17, 2011 02:06 AM (QNeKQ)

The essential problem they have is that the center-of-gravity of Americans is very cynical and quite BS-resistant. 40 years of intensive advertising will do that. So for every person who buys into the creepy chanting, there are 20+ people who think that it's creepy chanting.

In addition, Progressives have been raised since birth to despise the military SO BAD......that they're cutting back overseas rotations. Having Grim home will ensure that 10,000+ people are safe, snug in their beds in LA when/if TSHTF. And if Grim isn't personally home, you know plenty of folks that also can be relied upon. The socialist idiots can run around all they want, chanting with signs and rude behavior, and folks just back from the sandbox ain't going to flinch and go "ooh, ooh, it's icky and dangerous".

Think about their own words: "we are the 99%" -- in reality, they are the 10% who are mentally deficient. Over half of the populace is going to just wonder what is going on. The 1% who have honorably served in the military could fold these clowns up, down, and sideways before their morning coffee.

They ran this OWS thing up the flagpole, and nobody saluted. They've made fools of themselves and crapped in their bed. It's frightening that they would attempt such a thing, but oddly reassuring that they are so piss-poor at its execution.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 10:27 PM (kaalw)

522 Does anyone remember if vika is ovulating now? Or have we just lost her to Skyrim?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:28 PM (SsG4J)

523 but the fucks saying the infiltrated the military to take out the loyal ones (to our side) kinda annoy me  Posted by: gushie



The "infiltrators" would have to be teh geh types and I don't think would pose much of a threat and would be easy pickins for those not with the cause..These tards don't realize it will be the troops coming home that will be taking them out if the police fail...rubber bullets from expert shooters is really going to hurt.. not hurt hurt but really hurt..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:28 PM (KZLoo)

524 They've made fools of themselves and crapped in their bed.

Amen to that.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:31 PM (SsG4J)

525 remember if vika is ovulating now? Or have we just lost her to Skyrim?
Posted by: MissTammy

Yes I believe it was this week that was magic bean time...and what ta hell is Skyrim??  sounds all spacey and analie

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:31 PM (KZLoo)

526 those not with the cause

The Kommie Kauze ... it does have a ring...

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:33 PM (KZLoo)

527 Skyrim is a video game..a rather fetching looking one, I must admit....it has swooping dragons and what look like mountain glades. And possibly blood elves, but that may be another game altogether.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM (SsG4J)

528

Bammy is on fox in Austrailia (and doing a fine job of speaking Austailian) he just thanked the Austrailian troops for serving in WWII, Korea, Afghanistan and Iraq.

Know where else they proudly served? Vietnam you dumb fuck. Fucking Asshole. goddamnit.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 10:36 PM (MtwBb)

529 but the fucks saying the infiltrated the military to take out the loyal ones (to our side) kinda annoy me.

Posted by: gushie at November 17, 2011 02:06 AM (QNeKQ)

It's obvious that there have been infiltrations -- Major Hasan, for example, and Bradley Manning -- but what do you think? You know your guy -- and he knows his people. Seriously.

We know that it's rotten at the top -- I wouldn't put anything past the corrupt and festering Obama administration. But our current military? -- there have been none better in any age of man.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 10:39 PM (kaalw)

530 Think about their own words: "we are the 99%" -- in reality


My take Cthulhu is they are the 99% clueless and that is reality..
and if the troops have to deal with this rat pack they will not be all PC about it..on the the other hand I think the cops are just itching for enough payback to do the jobs themselves..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:40 PM (KZLoo)

531 Having Grim home will ensure that 10,000+ people are safe, snug in their beds in LA when/if TSHTF. And if Grim isn't personally home, you know plenty of folks that also can be relied upon. The socialist idiots can run around all they want, chanting with signs and rude behavior, and folks just back from the sandbox ain't going to flinch and go "ooh, ooh, it's icky and dangerous".

Think about their own words: "we are the 99%" -- in reality, they are the 10% who are mentally deficient. Over half of the populace is going to just wonder what is going on. The 1% who have honorably served in the military could fold these clowns up, down, and sideways before their morning coffee.

They ran this OWS thing up the flagpole, and nobody saluted. They've made fools of themselves and crapped in their bed. It's frightening that they would attempt such a thing, but oddly reassuring that they are so piss-poor at its execution.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 02:27 AM (kaalw)

they do make Grim angry with their ineptness, and the fact people who should know better are cynically encouraging them. he hates seeing wasted potential. they could be useful people doing useful things supporting useful works like soup kitchens, and helping kids from broken homes learn to read. Instead they are wasting their lives doing this mentally deranged stuff in the park.

i have to admit it disgusts him that he has to think about what to do if they come calling. we know what we can do. But dont want to have to. especially when the people involved are as hapless and lame as this. its like kicking dirty muddy puppies.  

whats sad is the people that know better are gonna keep siccing these puppies on us till the big dogs react. I dont know what will happen then. theres seeming to develop a rift in the military between the people like us and the rest. That infiltration thing... flat out i wonder if they want a flood of bradley mannings in there.

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:44 PM (QNeKQ)

532

Know where else they proudly served? Vietnam you dumb fuck. Fucking Asshole. goddamnit.Posted by: robtr


Heh,,you have to cut the golfer a little slack Robtr,,, the problems he had with

"KEY SAWN" can you imagine what he'd do with Vietnam???

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:45 PM (KZLoo)

533 My take Cthulhu is they are the 99% clueless and that is reality..
and if the troops have to deal with this rat pack they will not be all PC about it..on the the other hand I think the cops are just itching for enough payback to do the jobs themselves..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:40 AM (KZLoo)

I think they are mistaking "forbearance" for "acquiescence" -- ennui for weakness. If they push that too hard, they'll find out which is which.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 10:46 PM (kaalw)

534 538 They've made fools of themselves and crapped in their bed.

Amen to that.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 02:31 AM (SsG4J)

===========

A certain percentage of them actually fool themselves into believing that they have a message that we just haven't heard and if we only heard it, we'd all change our minds and join them.  Some of that group can be pealed away from the darkside with sufficient mocking.  We need to treat them like dirt and laugh in their faces the whole time.  The correct response is the poop-a-pult and in bigger situations, le trebuchet merde.

Foolish Hippie Chick 1:  "All we wanted to do was to help the proles understand how they were being mistreated by the man."

Foolish Hippie Boy 1:  "I was ready to deal with the pigs, man, but having the neighborhood do this -- that just fuckin' sucks.".

Foolish Hippie Chick 2:  "How long do you think it will take to wash off all this shit?"

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 10:47 PM (ufJKx)

535 541 Skyrim is a video game

Tnks MissT,, I'm not a gamer so had no clue.

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:49 PM (KZLoo)

536 Folks, all of it...everything...nothing else matters anymore.

Everything that the universe has been moving towards since the beginning has finally arrived.

Observe

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 10:49 PM (4ixH5)

537 they want a flood of bradley mannings in there.

Posted by: gushie at November 17, 2011 02:44 AM (QNeKQ)

Oh, yes -- they'd rather that everyone in service were a BM.

Grim's out there -- how many are really there. I wouldn't imagine there would be many -- they'd all have run back under the skirts of UN charity programs.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2011 10:50 PM (kaalw)

538

We know that it's rotten at the top -- I wouldn't put anything past the corrupt and festering Obama administration. But our current military? -- there have been none better in any age of man.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2011 02:39 AM (kaalw)

theres a LOT of corrupt idiots in middle management. all promotions must have congressional approval at a certain level and congress has looked a certain way for a while. this caused a problem in personell.

know what i mean?

Posted by: gushie at November 16, 2011 10:51 PM (QNeKQ)

539 yep, that Perry vs Pelosi thread is about what I expected

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 10:51 PM (M8yfa)

540 It freaks me out how the media has been doing their damndest to turn these lowlifes in to heroes, to gin up support where there is none, and also how obviously Obama and his minions were in on all this....Van Jones predicting the American Fall  as an answer to the Arab Spring....very, very freaky.

 I am so glad it has failed miserably, and I am torn between hoping tomorrow fizzles, and yet hoping they do something so awful that the media and Libs are forced to admit this was all a huge clusterf*ck.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:54 PM (SsG4J)

541 If they push that too hard, they'll find out which is which.Posted by: cthulhu


Ah-men..we can only hope to view it.. Their aspired connect to the brohood in Egypt lacks the bullet/bomb effects which they really need to be experiencing.. You want the claim then take the pain...

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 10:54 PM (KZLoo)

542 I'm not a gamer so had no clue.

Neither am I, Bean; I have to depend on vika and Berserker for all my gaming knowledge...and Dude, too, I believe.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 10:56 PM (SsG4J)

543 550 Folks, all of it...everything...


SUEWeee,,,oink oink..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:00 PM (KZLoo)

544

Heh,,you have to cut the golfer a little slack Robtr,,, the problems he had with

"KEY SAWN" can you imagine what he'd do with Vietnam???

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:45 AM (KZLoo)

It's not that I'm pissed about, it's the let's just pretend Vietnam didn't fucking happen attitude. I know some Austrailians, they won't be pleased.

I just got done arguing with some fake crusader on the Seattle Times blog and I am a little wound up. Maybe I should just know my place in this world and shut up about it. Fucking prick Obama.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 11:02 PM (MtwBb)

545 and Dude, too, I believe

Yep,, probably mostly Dude,, vika has cleaning the house for sex parties when hubbys home,, and Berserker has his instrument reincarnation bizz,, but Dudes just downloading and playing...

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:03 PM (KZLoo)

546

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:03 AM (KZLoo)


what can I say, my life sucks

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 11:04 PM (M8yfa)

547 SUEWeee,,,oink oink.. Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:00 AM (KZLoo) Poon...bacon...what more does man need?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:04 PM (4ixH5)

548 let's just pretend Vietnam didn't fucking happen attitude

Exactly. He is a complete and utter disgrace, and is not fit to lick the boots of those who serve under him.

Now which one of you Morons posted the bacon lube link??? I can't decide whether David would be amused or offended by that,,,,it'd make a cute stocking stuffer.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:06 PM (SsG4J)

549 I know some Austrailians, they won't be pleased. Posted by: robtr


Yep,, and those they supported. He's a royal fuck tard and when I saw his scrawny ass with the leather commander jacket and patch for the first time I want to go up and rip the patch off his worthless ass.. so don't you ever SHUT UP Robtr we've more then own the right to speak..Semper Fi

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:08 PM (KZLoo)

550 oh wow, Johnny Gat labeled Johnny Walker

http://tinyurl.com/d2hyy6o

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 11:09 PM (M8yfa)

551 Poon...bacon...what more does man need?


Robert It never fails to amaze me how you find this most absolutely fabulous stuff... you got a knack 'bro...and your right

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:10 PM (KZLoo)

552 I need a Moron survey, though....yes or no on the bacon lube in Thor's stocking?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:13 PM (SsG4J)

553 you got a knack 'bro...and your right

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:10 AM (KZLoo)

I can't take credit, it's all thanks to the Blog Father.



Now what's up with the cows?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:13 PM (4ixH5)

554

what can I say, my life sucksPosted by: The Dude


No Worries Dude,,, many of our's do..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:14 PM (KZLoo)

555 yes or no on the bacon lube in Thor's stocking?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 03:13 AM (SsG4J)

Well if you don't mind your nethers smelling of pork products, go for it.  Guys will always dig shit like this.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

556

No Worries Dude,,, many of our's do..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:14 AM (KZLoo)

This, sadly.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:16 PM (4ixH5)

557 Now what's up with the cows?


Oh my,,,teh cowz may disrputs our orbit thing and tards are worried about .01%
the atmosphere..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:18 PM (KZLoo)

558 567

Now what's up with the cows?

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 03:13 AM (4ixH5)

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I heard it had something to do with this.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 11:20 PM (ufJKx)

559 Guys will always dig shit like this.

There is always something naughty in his stocking, but I can't decide if there is something insulting about lube....implying I actually need it, so to speak.

Y'all's egos are so fragile! And I think he is feeling his age lately, mid life crisis kind of thing. I dunno.

The whole bacon aspect is hysterically funny, though.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:21 PM (SsG4J)

560 570

No Worries Dude,,, many of our's do..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:14 AM (KZLoo)

This, sadly.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

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yeah.  but at least it is incessant and unlikely to change.  so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: jc at November 16, 2011 11:22 PM (ufJKx)

561 hmm Silent Running got a blu-ray release

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 11:25 PM (M8yfa)

562 yes or no on the bacon lube

If he use's lube anyway yes if it's to prod him to I'm not so sure...

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:27 PM (KZLoo)

563 but on second thought bacon lube could also be gag gifty type..
So I'm a go for it MissT

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:29 PM (KZLoo)

564 teh cowz may disrputs our orbit thing and tards are worried about .01%
the atmosphere..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:18 AM (KZLoo)

Cows are the most intelligent species on the planet.  They have it easy, are kept safe, fat and happy and when they die are turned into a delicious meal.

Sure they have to deal with the occasional UFO/cattle mutilation but that's a small price to pay.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:29 PM (4ixH5)

565 I heard it had something to do with this.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 03:20 AM (ufJKx)

Far SIIIIDE!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

566 Bean, that's what I figured, so I'd better not.

And with that, I shall bid you all a good night. Or a good day, technically!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (SsG4J)

567 so it's got that going for it.

We got consistency,, that's for sure JC...

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (KZLoo)

568

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 03:21 AM (SsG4J)

You're over thinking it.

Bacon.

Hot s3xx0rz.

Can't go wrong.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

569 Good night Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

570 Nite MissT

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (KZLoo)

571 I need a Moron survey, though....yes or no on the bacon lube in Thor's stocking?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 17, 2011 03:13 AM (SsG4J)

I have a feeling that Thor makes sure lube isn't required but I could be wrong.

Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2011 11:31 PM (MtwBb)

572 Christ, what conversation did I walk into this time? lol


Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2011 11:33 PM (FMbng)

573 then they die are turned into a delicious meal


While I'd have to disagree with your intelligence analysis, having worked with teh cowz up until my mid teens, but I do love the milk and best of all the meat..

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:36 PM (KZLoo)

574 weird, Newegg is now selling coffee from China. Shipping from China to Newegg warehouse to home has to make it really stale

Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2011 11:38 PM (M8yfa)

575 586 Christ, what conversation did I walk into this time?

Always a new adventure Berserker...but you knew that..so what's your take on bacon lube??

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:44 PM (KZLoo)

576 Christ, what conversation did I walk into this time? lol Posted by: Berserker at November 17, 2011 03:33 AM (FMbng) Would you enjoy it if your lady's bits tasted like bacon?

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

577 but I do love the milk and best of all the meat..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:36 AM (KZLoo)

That reminds me, I have some sirloin that I picked up at Walmart that needs cookin'.

Mmmmmmmm, meat!

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

578 warehouse to home has to make it really stale

Is it shipped as whole bean? think it holds better whole as
the oils are held in better. I always buy my "special" coffee as whole and grind it
as needed.

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:47 PM (KZLoo)

579 I picked up at Walmart that needs cookin'.

I've been buying marked down steaks to freeze and then use them for crock pot stew... delish... more flavor when floured and way cheaper then buying cubed.. slice thin instead of cube.. You have good meat at your WM? ours only carries frozen shit. not a super store as we're not special...and most hate WM..evil bad bad...fucking loons

Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2011 11:52 PM (KZLoo)

580 Well...I think the meat is pretty good there.

HEB (the other big local chain) has...pretty good meat.  When they actually stock it.  Walmart is a little more consistent.

I'm not picky, though.

Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2011 11:57 PM (4ixH5)

581 ""Always a new adventure Berserker...but you knew that..so what's your take on bacon lube??""


Hmm, bacon is one of my favorite foods. No breakfast buffet would be complete without the bacon roof on the plate. I mean the completely hanging over the edges of theplate bad ass mutha fuckin' woven bacon thatch shield that keeps the satelites from X-raying your eggs. I love bacon...

But not on my dick. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2011 11:58 PM (FMbng)

582 But not on my dick. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 17, 2011 03:58 AM (FMbng)

Won't you please think of us, Berserker?

Posted by: The Ladies at November 17, 2011 12:04 AM (4ixH5)

583 Now after anal usage, would a woman's farts smell like bacon?

Maybe they need to make something like this scented like pretty flowers.  The ladies could then reasonably say that their shit does indeed smell like roses.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:07 AM (4ixH5)

584 597 Now after anal usage, would a woman's farts smell like bacon?

Maybe they need to make something like this scented like pretty flowers.  The ladies could then reasonably say that their shit does indeed smell like roses.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 04:07 AM (4ixH5)

======

I think you have blundered across the comment that I won't take any lower.  That's a rare accomplishment.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:13 AM (ufJKx)

585 I'm not picky, though.
 would a woman's farts smell like bacon?

Yeah me nether on picky meat.. the lube fart smell sounds like a new Moron adventure.. we be needing a study group..
Berserker gets a pass as he don't want to mix sex and food...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:15 AM (KZLoo)

586

I think you have blundered across the comment that I won't take any lower.  That's a rare accomplishment.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 04:13 AM (ufJKx)

Sheit, dawg, I blunder like a FOX!

Hopin' to blunder into some hot sweet bacon flavored poonanny someday soon.




we be needing a study group..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 04:15 AM (KZLoo)

SCIENCE!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:17 AM (4ixH5)

587 SCIENCE!

or is it CONSENSUS now??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:22 AM (KZLoo)

588 We do need consensus on bacon lube.

We're gonna need many volunteers.  We're going to have to work many long hours to be sure.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:31 AM (4ixH5)

589 Up-Twinkles

Posted by: Zakn at November 17, 2011 12:35 AM (q/891)

590 Evening, Gentlemen.

Just finished my way through all the comments.  I see we're at bacon sex.  Gotta say, I'm a no, no thank you on that one  (not that my gal opinion should have any consideration regarding MissT's honey).

BTW, no pants, per AoS rules. 

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:35 AM (OZymZ)

591 601 SCIENCE!

or is it CONSENSUS now??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 04:22 AM (KZLoo)

==========

I love the mixture of political words and science words.  It is living proof that stupidity can be a squared term in any equation --

Every time I hear "consensus of the scientists" I think I should come right back with:

Archimedes' Motion to Reconsider

Pythagorean Omnibus Act

Bernoulli's Budget Reconciliation

and see if the dumbfuck spouting the Gore-isms has the slightest clue how much I despise their completely mindless shit.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:35 AM (ufJKx)

592 Hi, Viking

You read all the comments?  Wading thru that much sludge can be a real test of endurance and valor.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:38 AM (ufJKx)

593 605  . . . Archimedes' Motion to Reconsider . . . Posted by: jc

Damn funny.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:38 AM (OZymZ)

594 606  You read all the comments?  Wading thru that much sludge can be a real test of endurance and valor.   Posted by: jc

I always read through all the comments.  Its my nature.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:40 AM (OZymZ)

595 Howdy, Viking.








Up-Twinkles

Posted by: Zakn at November 17, 2011 04:35 AM (q/891)

Can you suck and fuck...for SCIENCE????


Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:40 AM (4ixH5)

596 609  Can you suck and fuck...for SCIENCE????    Posted by: Robert

If its embodied in a man I adore who adores me too . . . everyday baby, until I drop dead.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:43 AM (OZymZ)

597 I'd do it for a chick who adored me.

I'd do it for a chick who was just using me for my sexy body.

Totally.

Posted by: Robert wants to be treated like a piece of meat just once in his life at November 17, 2011 12:45 AM (4ixH5)

598 611  Robert wants to be treated like a piece of meat just once in his life


lol!  You've got a great sense of humor, its filthy sure, nonetheless . . .

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:47 AM (OZymZ)

599 You know that feeling you get when people undress you with your eyes?

Well...I don't.  People look at me and they add in addition layers...sweater, vest, jacket, parka...I imagine until I look like that kid in A Christmas Story.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:50 AM (4ixH5)

600 I've been treated like a piece of meat before -- sprinkled with garlic salt and smacked with a wooden tenderizer.  Don't see the allure.  I must be missing something.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:50 AM (ufJKx)

601 Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 04:50 AM (ufJKx) You got to have a safety word on hand before the smacking begins.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:52 AM (4ixH5)

602 613 You know that feeling you get when people undress you with your eyes?

Well...I don't.  People look at me and they add in addition layers...sweater, vest, jacket, parka...I imagine until I look like that kid in A Christmas Story.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 04:50 AM (4ixH5)

=========

it's a major award.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:52 AM (ufJKx)

603 the safety word is...SCoaMF!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

604 Aw fellas, I didn't mean to walk in and be the humorless, buzz-kill once again.   Carry on with the fun of bacon lube, I won't snipe about it.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:53 AM (OZymZ)

605

it's a major award.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 04:52 AM (ufJKx)

Fraaah geeeee leeeee!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 12:54 AM (4ixH5)

606 I'd do it for a chick who was just using me for my sexy body


wAZ that? anal bacon lube????

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:55 AM (KZLoo)

607 617 the safety word is...SCoaMF!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 04:53 AM (4ixH5)

======

when I say that it sounds like I have a mouth fulla peanut butter.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:55 AM (ufJKx)

608 618 Aw fellas, I didn't mean to walk in and be the humorless, buzz-kill once again.   Carry on with the fun of bacon lube, I won't snipe about it.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 04:53 AM (OZymZ)

=========

buzzkill snipe is either the name of a punk band, or it should be.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 12:57 AM (ufJKx)

609 617  the safety word is...SCoaMF!   Posted by: Robert

Sheesh, I thought the safety word was banana!  No wonder . . .

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:57 AM (OZymZ)

610 sprinkled with garlic salt and


Ou ou,,, what about bacon 'n garlic lube,,, I wanna try that one..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 12:58 AM (KZLoo)

611 622   buzzkill snipe is either the name of a punk band, or it should be.
Posted by: jc


Ought to be my nic or a legal name change!

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 12:59 AM (OZymZ)

612 625 622   buzzkill snipe is either the name of a punk band, or it should be.
Posted by: jc


Ought to be my nic or a legal name change!

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 04:59 AM (OZymZ)

========

well, AoS is a sock-friendly enviro

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:02 AM (ufJKx)

613 626 

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 01:03 AM (OZymZ)

614 Wow. I applaud the morons who prove me wrong every time I think we've hit the LCD. Bacon farts after buttsex. Really takes the cake.

Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 01:11 AM (JEVge)

615 603 Up-Twinkles

Posted by: Zakn at November 17, 2011 04:35 AM (q/891)

====

OK, somebody splain teh twinkles thing to me.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:11 AM (ufJKx)

616 629

The Occutards use fluttering fingers up or down during their community meetings where they repeat everything a speaker is saying in lieu of applause or booing, which they think interferes with the speaker's voice being heard.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 01:14 AM (OZymZ)

617 Bacon farts after buttsex. Really takes the cake. Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 05:11 AM (JEVge) If you want them to smell like freshly baked cake I'm sure you could be accomadated.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:16 AM (4ixH5)

618 Hit post too quickly.  The finger fluttering (up or down) is called twinkles.

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 01:17 AM (OZymZ)

619 anal bacon lube????

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 04:55 AM (KZLoo)

The ladies can use me for any reason they like.  Just as long as they don't ask for money.





when I say that it sounds like I have a mouth fulla peanut butter.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 04:55 AM (ufJKx)

Got milk?

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

620 628 Wow. I applaud the morons who prove me wrong every time I think we've hit the LCD.

Bacon farts after buttsex.

Really takes the cake.

Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 05:11 AM (JEVge)

==========

"As early as the 5th century BC the Greeks used 'take the cake' as symbolic of a prize for a victory.  In 420 BC the Greek Aristophanes wrote 'The Knights', which was a criticism of the powerful Athenian politician Cleon:

"If you surpass him in impudence the cake is ours."

Clearly, that phrase would have entered into English in translation, and although it may have been long used in Greece, there's no evidence of any take up of it in English prior to the 19th century US usage."

----

Hmmm.  So now you show up with a phrase taken from the early Greek.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:19 AM (ufJKx)

621 I just find it interesting you went RIGHT to the butt when lube was brought up. Nobody brought up a trip between the headlights.

Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 01:21 AM (JEVge)

622 635 I just find it interesting you went RIGHT to the butt when lube was brought up.

Nobody brought up a trip between the headlights.

Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 05:21 AM (JEVge)

=======

checking the oil is a totally different subject.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:22 AM (ufJKx)

623 Bacon farts after buttsex.
Really takes the cake. Posted by: CAC

A super creative painter such as yourself could probably reproduce that on canvas??? or is that not possible to capture what so ever??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:23 AM (KZLoo)

624 Got milk?

Moo 'n Meat.....

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:25 AM (KZLoo)

625 I just find it interesting you went RIGHT to the butt when lube was brought up.

Posted by: CAC at November 17, 2011 05:21 AM (JEVge)

Well, not RIGHT to the butt, but it came up pretty quickly.  That's the place you'll need it most.

I just thought it it.  The slogan for bacon flavored lube.  "Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'Tastes like ass.'"

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:27 AM (4ixH5)

626 As always, loving you morons.  Goodnight!

Posted by: viking at November 17, 2011 01:27 AM (OZymZ)

627 637 Bacon farts after buttsex.
Really takes the cake. Posted by: CAC

A super creative painter such as yourself could probably reproduce that on canvas??? or is that not possible to capture what so ever??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:23 AM (KZLoo)


how exactly did the 'after' limitation come into this?

Posted by: someone at least as disgusting as Robert at November 17, 2011 01:28 AM (ufJKx)

628 Moo 'n Meat.....

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:25 AM (KZLoo)

Moo, meat and all perfectly aligned with the planet's magnetic field.

This thread has come full circle.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

629

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 05:19 AM (ufJKx)

The cake is a lie!

Posted by: Pythagorus at November 17, 2011 01:30 AM (4ixH5)

630 Hit post too quickly.  The finger fluttering (up or down) is called


Over excited reflex (from all the bacon lube talk) could also be a
option Viking...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:30 AM (KZLoo)

631 Good night Viking!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

632 So, I am thinking that the morning crew is gonna be a little more taken aback than usual when they get here.  Luckily there will be a lot of spam disguising the evidence.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:34 AM (ufJKx)

633

how exactly did the 'after' limitation come into this?

Posted by: someone at least as disgusting as Robert


That's why you have to be "super creative"  You experience,
You envision, You reproduce, or paint which ever you feel like...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:34 AM (KZLoo)

634 Night, Viking -- sweet dreams

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:35 AM (ufJKx)

635 Luckily there will be a lot of spam disguising the evidence. Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 05:34 AM (ufJKx) If it's the anna lucia bot she'll just repeat everything.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:37 AM (4ixH5)

636 647
You experience, You envision, You reproduce...
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:34 AM (KZLoo)

=====
well, I'll go along with the first 2, but I don't think that 3rd one is going to apply, or at least I hope not.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:38 AM (ufJKx)

637

Moo, meat and all perfectly aligned with the planet's magnetic field.

This thread has come full circle.



Yep,, only in Acerspades Universe do you see that..
and we don't do no chanting, no drumming,, berserker may do a little
strumming but that's kewl... and it just happens.

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:40 AM (KZLoo)

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:40 AM (4ixH5)

639

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:40 AM (KZLoo)

Carnivorous anal strumming.

I thinik that was a Cannibal Corpse album.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

640 652 Okay, Herman Cain is back on my Consider list.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 05:40 AM (4ixH5)

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I wonder if Lincoln ever rolled a fatty.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:43 AM (ufJKx)

641 the morning crew is gonna be a little more taken aback

I've always found a little shock therapy kinda like
a strong cup of coffee.. So I think we're only helping them..
Will have to wait and see JC..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:44 AM (KZLoo)

642 I wonder if Lincoln ever rolled a fatty.

Don't know if O'R had that in his book or not..
but ol Abe was down with da poor folk so wouldn't
have been out of reason...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:46 AM (KZLoo)

643 morning all
bacon sex?  eeww

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 01:46 AM (s7mIC)

644 655
Will have to wait and see JC..

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:44 AM (KZLoo)

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Nah, I am gonna hafta get some sleep.  Gotta put up w/ teh public tomorrow.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:47 AM (ufJKx)

645 Morning, Jefe!

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:49 AM (4ixH5)

646 657 morning all
bacon sex?  eeww

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 05:46 AM (s7mIC)

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CJ, You weren't sposed to get here until after it was all masked by the spam.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:49 AM (ufJKx)

647 And...I'm just sayin'...but your crazy chica might be more than willing.

Your scientific brain demands it!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:50 AM (4ixH5)

648 Cold, calculating, seeking new bitches and new pleasures to be had...

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:51 AM (4ixH5)

649 661 And...I'm just sayin'...but your crazy chica might be more than willing.

Your scientific brain demands it!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 05:50 AM (4ixH5)

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all results have to be properly recorded in the lab notebook and be entirely reproducible.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:52 AM (ufJKx)

650 mine

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:52 AM (ufJKx)

651 bacon sex?  eeww
Posted by: chemjeff


and poor CJ WAS going have eggs 'n bacon to start the day,,crap we ruined it..
You can take it out on you students if you like CJ,, we won't mind.

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:52 AM (KZLoo)

652 He should film his encounters to be sure.

Peer review is key.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:52 AM (4ixH5)

653 nope.  shit.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:53 AM (ufJKx)

654 Man, I'd love some eggs and bacon.

Served out of Natalie Portman's ass.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:54 AM (4ixH5)

655 night y'all

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (ufJKx)

656 nope.  shit.

Posted by: jc at November 17, 2011 05:53 AM (ufJKx)

Look at it this way, Rum would just keep your soul sealed in a mylar bag and stuff it in a box.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

657 nope.  shit.


Robert owns the 666 game...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (KZLoo)

658 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

659 Robert owns the 666 game...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 05:55 AM (KZLoo)

I give up my soul for the greater good.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

660 I give up my soul for the greater good.


as a true patriot would Robert,, and the fleabaggers chant on...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:08 AM (KZLoo)

661 heh
naw no bacon and eggs today, instead it's diet food
then, off to the gym

and yes, if I have bacon sex, I'll be sure the 'experiment' is properly documented

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 02:12 AM (s7mIC)

662 675 heh naw no bacon and eggs today, instead it's diet food


Sux,, but you'll live longer for it CJ.. me I'm surprised I've made it this far
and don't really give a crap. and I smoke for weight control...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:17 AM (KZLoo)

663 hmm, a bacon condom

pro: all-natural, biodegradable, edible, renewable, comes with its own natural lubricant
con: you would just be asking for all sorts of weird diseases in tender places though

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 02:18 AM (s7mIC)

664 you would just be asking for all sorts of weird diseases in tender places though


Do you think horse radish lube would burn??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:23 AM (KZLoo)

665 all sorts of weird diseases in tender places though

What about if you cook it thoroughly and use while hot-tish??

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:26 AM (KZLoo)

666 yeah, I don't know if the horse radish chaser is gonna be a good idea

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 02:47 AM (s7mIC)

667 I have bacon sex, I'll be sure the 'experiment' is properly documented

Posted by: chemjeff at November 17, 2011 06:12 AM (s7mIC)

You're a good man, Jefe.





and the fleabaggers chant on...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 06:08 AM (KZLoo)

And we should lead them in those chants!

*Clears throat*

Get a job!  Get a job!  Get a job!

This is what a paycheck looks like!

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 02:52 AM (4ixH5)

668 I don't know if the horse radish chaser is gonna be a good idea

Ok,, I'll keep it for my meat,, my eating meat,, from cowz. Really I do use a
horseradish sauce on burgers and min. steaks..it's great.

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 02:53 AM (KZLoo)

669 Ok,, I'll keep it for my meat,,

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 06:53 AM (KZLoo)

Just gonna let this one dangle out here, all on its lonesome, out of context.

*Cough*

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

670 Just gonna let this one dangle out here,

Well I'm putting mine back in with no sauce,, how's that for dangling...

Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2011 03:21 AM (KZLoo)

671 Dangle it for the 'Ettes, keep the sauce handy.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2011 03:31 AM (4ixH5)

672 LOL, this one got to whole new levels of decadence, y'all! You are truly Wonders adn Cautions.

Feel free to wish me a happy birthday.

All I want for my birthday this year is complete and utter hippie humiliation.

OccupyYourShinebox, assholes. Then FOADIAF.

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673 Ace is finally outed. Can we call you Mr. Newell now?

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674 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

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