October 06, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Shepard's Prayer Edition
— andy

I'd love to promise you 'rons and 'ronettes a redemption of the ... ummm ... weaker efforts put in during Maet's absence. But I don't want to get out over my skis on this thing.

First up, I'm happy to report that Ace has been located. Turns out this "vacation" was just a cover story though, as it looks like his pilot for Saffron: Intergalactic Space-Whore got picked up.

Ace_Saffron.jpg

Yeah, I have a feeling he's not coming back.

JC Penney caved to complaints that the ad below is sexist, so they pulled it (no pun intended). Sexist? Hell, I didn't even know they were trying to sell me something. Other than a tingle in the swimsuit area, I mean.



OK, that's two hotties in a row. Unfortunately, I don't have much to balance that out for the 'ronettes myself, but Rosetta, Roamy and the other awesome chicks over at The Hostages collect 'em up every Wednesday for you.



Remedial moron sports lesson for the evening: The 5 D's of Dodgeball



John E. may have taught you to Twitter or tweet or whatever, but for heaven's sakes make sure you comment on your estranged spouse's Facebook statuses, too. Otherwise, it's WWE Smackdown time.



Eighteen pictures that show what Joe Biden is really like. Why eighteen? It's his ACT score, dummy. Seriously, though ... if you want to know how smart Joe Biden is, just ask him.

Smartest. Veep. EVAR! (Nice hairline, too)



Well that about wraps up this excursion into the wilds of the ONT. Hope you're entertained.



The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.

Tonight's post brought to you by: Nose Art



Here are the Twitter accounts for The Hostages and me. I do most of The Hostages tweeting. That "me" one is pretty dead for content, but I monitor it for tips from the moron horde so sign yourselves up.

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

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1 Home run Yankees.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 06:02 PM (qpKJT)

2 Wow, using scantily clad women to sell stuff.  What will they think of next?

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 06:02 PM (fecOD)

3 So the trick to being first is not actually reading.  hmmmm....just like college.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 06:03 PM (qpKJT)

4

Nearly First?

Obama is a SCoAMF!

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 06:04 PM (LmarV)

5 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 06:04 PM (fyOgS)

6 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

7

 So the trick to being first is not actually reading.  hmmmm....just like college.

Yup, that'll teach me.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 06:05 PM (LmarV)

8 Thanks Andy.

Here's a bit of history.  On this day in 1973, Egypt and Syria launched a surprise attack on Israel in a conflict that would be known later as the Yom Kippur War.

The Yom Kippur War

Here's a really good 4 part documentary on YouTube about the Yom Kippur War.

Yom Kippur war part 1 - Israel fights for her life and wins

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 06:06 PM (c0A3e)

9 Remember back, ....maybe two years or so ago, when Eric Holder called us cowards?

Posted by: elliot m at October 06, 2011 06:06 PM (zPich)

10 I like this ONT. It brings me warmth in my joy parts and joy in my warmth parts.

Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 06:08 PM (4CSeG)

11 Wicket is gettin' jiggy with Christina Hendricks?

Posted by: CDR M at October 06, 2011 06:08 PM (Ybl9g)

12 Met one of the guys who restored "Aluminum Overcast" at the EAA museum in OshKosh.

Posted by: Steck at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (RL7U1)

13 So how in the wagon yard heck have I missed HHD all these years?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (SsG4J)

14 If that's not a gin martini in the first pic, Ace is a pussy.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (otfJ1)

15 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (F79HU)

16 Darrell Issa: When did you first know about the program, officially I believe called fast and furious to the best of your knowledge what date? Eric Holder: What? Darrell Issa: What country are you from? Eric Holder: What? What? Wh - ? Darrell Issa: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Eric Holder: What? Darrell Issa: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Eric Holder: Yes! Yes! Darrell Issa: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Eric Holder: Yes! Darrell Issa: Did the deputy Attorney general authorise it? Eric Holder: What? Darrell Issa: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Posted by: MadStJack at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (x+hJx)

17 "Yeah, I have a feeling he's not coming back."

Ace you Lucky bastid,, hot big boobeh ginger and all the trimmings..

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:09 PM (pXPpZ)

18
Here's a bit of history.  On this day in 1973, Egypt and Syria launched a surprise attack on Israel in a conflict that would be known later as the Yom Kippur War.

The Yom Kippur War

Here's a really good 4 part documentary on YouTube about the Yom Kippur War.

Yom Kippur war part 1 - Israel fights for her life and wins

Heh. It's getting so Egyptians and Syrians can't win a war by sticking an AK over a wall and spraying bullets wildly. Oh the humanity.

Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 06:10 PM (4CSeG)

19 Posted by: MadStJack at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (x+hJx)

Classic.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:10 PM (SsG4J)

20 ok.. so I have a question.  I have a couple of relatives whose yahoo email got hacked.  Usually the subject line was my jewells45 name, but one of the subject lines from my SIL was jtc2.  This is a nickname ONLY MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY AND MAYBE A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS KNOW.  She is known as jtc1 and I am jtc2.  I found this disturbing to say the least.  How would anyone know that??

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:11 PM (Z71Vg)

21 Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (4CSeG)

Give up. I figure my liver will be toast by next November.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:11 PM (otfJ1)

22 9 Remember back, ....maybe two years or so ago, when Eric Holder called us cowards?

Not talking about race with people waiting to pounce and call you a racist == coward

Not talking about your department sending 2,000 machine guns to Mexico == win, best Attorney General ever.

Any questions?

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 06, 2011 06:11 PM (2IW5Q)

23 Christina, Wicket, some Val-U-rite, a ShamWow, a hobo, and a Slap Chop.

Paradise.

Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 06:11 PM (4CSeG)

24 It's aluminium, you bloody backward Yanks!

Aa-loo-mi-nee-um!

Now if you will excuse me, I must be off to orally pleasure her majesty.

Posted by: Limey Prick With Shitty Teeth at October 06, 2011 06:12 PM (F79HU)

25 24 Hey,someone who loathes limeys as much as I do!

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 06:13 PM (fyOgS)

26 oh, jewells, we have an extensive dossier on you

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 06, 2011 06:13 PM (JMmQ9)

27 Damn,too much time left for the Yankoffs.Detroit needs to score more runs.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 06:14 PM (fyOgS)

28 25 24 Hey,someone who loathes limeys as much as I do!

I'm another one! I returned their stupid bust right back into their faces!

Posted by: Barack "#OccupyWallStreet" Obama at October 06, 2011 06:14 PM (2IW5Q)

29 Ima...that's not a martini it's straight up Val-U-Rite with an olive in it

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

30
it's straight up Val-U-Rite with an olive in it

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 10:15 PM (JMmQ9)

Heresy! Martinis are made of gin. I realize there are some exclusions to the rule but, seriously, not gin? It's a cocktail. A girlyman cocktail. Man up. Embrace the juniper.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:17 PM (otfJ1)

31 "it's straight up Val-U-Rite with an olive in it"


Not a olive,, it's a hobo eyeball

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:17 PM (pXPpZ)

32

oh, jewells, we have an extensive dossier on you

Ahhh... then you must know that I loathe you with all my being and hope you end up in prison with a broom handle shoved up your ass.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:17 PM (Z71Vg)

33 28 To be fair,you hate all white people.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2011 06:18 PM (fyOgS)

34 Ack. Posted too soon. Sorry about that Alton. Val-U-Rite with an olive is good with me. It's very important to get your veggies.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:18 PM (otfJ1)

35

Help a sister out?

I dog-sat for a friend a couple of weeks ago. Dog either had fleas when he got here or got them immediately afterward outside (I don't have pets). He was on something that supposedly rendered the females sterile (don't know if I believe that), and I took him to his vet and got him medicine to kill the live fleas.

Ten days after his absence and after cleaning the house, I'm still finding live fleas--not a lot, but some (four or so in the past 3 days). Everything I've read online talks about vacuuming the carpets with boric acid and the like.

I have all hardwood floors. Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 06:18 PM (g7D8V)

36 Damn,too much time left for the Yankoffs.Detroit needs to score more runs.

Damn straight. And they need to hurry up. I'm getting too old for this crap.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:18 PM (SsG4J)

37 3 So the trick to being first is not actually reading.  hmmmm....just like college.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 10:03 PM (qpKJT)


That means that Andrew Breitbart is always first!

Posted by: KinleyArdal at October 06, 2011 06:19 PM (b9yVG)

38 Give up. I figure my liver will be toast by next November.

Can't do it. Nobody to watch the Goob. Probably a good thing. My howling at the moon days are well left behind. I don't look as good in my mug shots as I used to.

Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 06:20 PM (4CSeG)

39 Heh. It's getting so Egyptians and Syrians can't win a war by sticking an AK over a wall and spraying bullets wildly. Oh the humanity.

Spray and pray  .  My favorite story about Arab/Muslim military incompetence has to be this one that occurred during the Iraq/Iran war.  An Iranian unit got this hare-brained idea that if they attacked an Iraqi forward position on motorbikes during a full moon, Allah would confer invulnerability on the attackers.

Guess what?  Allah was not watching out for the Iranians that night.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 06:20 PM (c0A3e)

40 33 28 To be fair,you hate all white people.

That's classified. My administration will locate and punish the leaker. Please report in to your nearest SEIU office for a security check.

Posted by: Barack "#OccupyWallStreet" Obama at October 06, 2011 06:20 PM (2IW5Q)

41

I have all hardwood floors. Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM

You're going to have to move.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 06:21 PM (fecOD)

42 jewells, could they have mined it form an email string...like when you forward or reply to something?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:21 PM (SsG4J)

43

I have all hardwood floors. Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (g7D8V)

Bug bombs should work.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 06:21 PM (GULKT)

44

I have all hardwood floors. Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Call the pros.  We went thru this with my MIL about 4 years ago.  It took forever to get rid of the SOB's.  Way better to let the pros handle it.  I feel for ya.. it was awful.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:21 PM (Z71Vg)

45 Grated orange peel tossed all around works really well, but I'm not sure about the effect on your floors.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:22 PM (SsG4J)

46 Grrr...thought so. Thanks!

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 06:22 PM (g7D8V)

47 This ONT is almost as pathetic as that tart Rosetta's feeble attempt at a post. Ace is scraping the bottom of the barrel with you losers.

At least ace got a happy ending in return for allowing Rosetta to post. What did he get from you?

Posted by: Typical troublemaking moron at October 06, 2011 06:23 PM (xFdca)

48

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (g7D8V)

Propably had some eggs left that hatched. Just buy flea powder, sprinkle overnight then vaccum up. Some of the powder will be left in the cracks but will go away over time (unless you have toddler crawling on floor don't do it) and the fleas will be gone.

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 06, 2011 06:24 PM (uVuwp)

49

jewells, could they have mined it form an email string...like when you forward or reply to something?

Possibly, but God it's been years since we used that for each other and I really don't recall ever using it in an email. We both have the same name so the 1 and 2 distinguished us, one from the other.  We would write jtc1 or jtc2 on tupperware and stuff so we would know who it belonged to.  This is really freaking me out. 

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:24 PM (Z71Vg)

50 Sometimes that Biden he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Biden... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 06:24 PM (afrI6)

51 I have all hardwood floors. Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (g7D8V)


I managed to get the foggers designed to disrupt the flea / tick lifecycle, and used twice as much as I was supposed to (since I was getting bitten pretty ferociously) ta-da no more fleas!

Posted by: Steck at October 06, 2011 06:25 PM (RL7U1)

52 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (c0A3e)

Jews: surviving for three thousand years in spite of the entire world's unrelenting hatred, and still taking most of the Nobels.

Suck it bitches!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 06, 2011 06:25 PM (xFdca)

53 or do I need to call in the professionals? Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure....

Posted by: Cpl. Hicks at October 06, 2011 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)

54 Ace Hardware is your friend,  Palandine ;-)

Posted by: Steck at October 06, 2011 06:26 PM (RL7U1)

55   This is really freaking me out.

The interwebs are pretty freaky if you stop and think about it.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:26 PM (SsG4J)

56 #48 Paladine.  What Ma Bell said!!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2011 06:27 PM (WUWb9)

57 She is known as jtc1 and I am jtc2.  I found this disturbing to say the least.  How would anyone know that??

Well, now we all know...

Sounds like you have a blabbermouth in your family.  Your SIL you say?  Time to beat up on your brother.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 06, 2011 06:27 PM (s7mIC)

58

Thanks, Steck. I bought the house a year ago, and the previous owners had 3 dogs, so I suppose that the eggs could have been dormant for that long.

Crazy resilient little f*ckers, if that's true. They'll be around after we're all dead.

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 06:27 PM (g7D8V)

59 Jews: surviving for three thousand years in spite of the entire world's unrelenting hatred, and still taking most of the Nobels.

Suck it bitches!

Dad always liked you best.

Posted by: the Goys at October 06, 2011 06:28 PM (4Kl5M)

60 That means that Andrew Breitbart is always first!

I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Andy.

Posted by: Mrs. Andrew Breitbart at October 06, 2011 06:28 PM (afrI6)

61 Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 10:24 PM Well played. golf clap

Posted by: Capt.Quint at October 06, 2011 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

62 MissTammy- I typed in the address of the link and it goes to a CNBC site about how some lady that makes 64,000 a year working from her home.  Possible CNBC got hacked too?  I never go to CNBC  btw... just really strange.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:28 PM (Z71Vg)

63 49

jewells, could they have mined it form an email string...like when you forward or reply to something?

Possibly, but God it's been years since we used that for each other and I really don't recall ever using it in an email. We both have the same name so the 1 and 2 distinguished us, one from the other.  We would write jtc1 or jtc2 on tupperware and stuff so we would know who it belonged to.  This is really freaking me out. 

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 10:24 PM (Z71Vg)

But like you said, her e-mail or others were the ones that were hacked.  It could be that they have used it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 06:29 PM (GULKT)

64 Right now they are eating you.  Whether that will kill them or not, I don't know.


pump up on val u rite and toxicity should help... srsly, the powder and vac trick should work unless you have pets.. like was said it's only the eggs hatching that were dropped off the dog.

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:29 PM (pXPpZ)

65

 Will the little bastards eventually go away with nothing to eat, will a bug bomb work, or do I need to call in the professionals?

Lure in The Ewok with something, pancakes maybe. The fleas will jump on him. After about 30 minutes send The Ewok home with all your fleas. Problem solved.

Posted by: Ronster at October 06, 2011 06:29 PM (/ej8I)

66 60 Jews: surviving for three thousand years in spite of the entire world's unrelenting hatred, and still taking most of the Nobels.

Suck it bitches!

Dad always liked you best.

Posted by: the Goys at October 06, 2011 10:28 PM (4Kl5M)

Don't make me come down there, again. I love you both

Posted by: G*d at October 06, 2011 06:29 PM (afrI6)

67 I had to sweep borax into baseboard, etc when I moved in ... worked well.

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 06:31 PM (UIE9v)

68 (GULKT) Where the hell do you bastards go for the cool hash tags ........ yeah , I'm looking at you AZGON .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 06, 2011 06:31 PM (npr0X)

69 Lure in The Ewok with something, pancakes maybe


Big boobeh gingers (female)??

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:32 PM (pXPpZ)

70 Jews: surviving for three thousand years in spite of the entire world's unrelenting hatred, and still taking most of the Nobels.

Amazing, isn't it?

Here's how the Arab-Israeli conflict can be explained in Facebook terms.

Israel Wants Peace - Friend Request Pending

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 06:32 PM (c0A3e)

71 I had to sweep borax into baseboard, etc when I moved in ... worked well. Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 10:31 PM

It's really marvelous stuff.  Cleans your laundry, kills your pest infestation.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 06:32 PM (fecOD)

72 Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 10:32 PM (pXPpZ)

So all we're good for is Ewok bait????

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:33 PM (SsG4J)

73 Sifty, you said something I should probably respond to. I'm channeling Ace's vacation and indulging in the fermented fruits of the vine. If I owe you a response, I need more direction.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:33 PM (otfJ1)

74 Thanks for the Russell pic. 

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:34 PM (3TjSM)

75

But like you said, her e-mail or others were the ones that were hacked.  It could be that they have used it.

True.. but still pretty strange.  It's just that neither her or I have used that name for years, but I guess it's possible they got it from her emails.  I am going to email her tomorrow.  I will have to break my rule not to ever email her but guess I will because I want to know.  I don't ever email her anymore because 3 years ago I sent her a video about the Frank/Dodd video about Frannie Mae and Freddie Mac and she got pissed (she's a die hard lib).  I swore I would never send her another email.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 06, 2011 06:34 PM (Z71Vg)

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 06:34 PM (F79HU)

77 CBD, it is a gunvault - gv3000c long gun vault shotgun

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 06:34 PM (UIE9v)

78 39 Give up. I figure my liver will be toast by next November.

Can't do it. Nobody to watch the Goob. Probably a good thing. My howling at the moon days are well left behind. I don't look as good in my mug shots as I used to.

Posted by: sifty is trying not to occupyabottle at October 06, 2011 10:20 PM (4CSeG)

dude i am so so sorry about that shit youre kinda unable to do shit about...

i am having crying jags for no reason over Grim and Howco tonight. No clue why. I can only guess missing an IM from Grim, and Howie being all on edge, is settin me off over Grim's work. but its fuckin me up and I'm freaking the FUCK out.

dunno why. usally im cool, but the world is crazy and i am freaking the hell out about it, and there isnt a damn thing i can do.

And like you i cannot even drink. my epilepsy meds will kill me if i do.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 06:35 PM (QNeKQ)

79 So all we're good for is Ewok bait????
Posted by: MissTammy


No no no MissTammy,, only one of your bazillion talents...


Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:35 PM (pXPpZ)

80 Also ripped off from the Hostages.

Never interrupt the killing machine while it's eating.

It's so cute the way that cute decides to slowly murder that puppy at the end.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 06:36 PM (F79HU)

81 72 I had to sweep borax into baseboard, etc when I moved in ... worked well. Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 10:31 PM

It's really marvelous stuff.  Cleans your laundry, kills your pest infestation.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 10:32 PM (fecOD)

Diatomaceous earth is also a good tactic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:37 PM (otfJ1)

82 Well, crap, Gushka. Think about your iris? Tell me about your dogwood tree to get your mind off your troubles. I didn't think they'd grow out here!

I shoulda known you'd be a gardner, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:37 PM (SsG4J)

83 Huerfano - in gold panning tooo

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 06:38 PM (UIE9v)

84 83 72 I had to sweep borax into baseboard, etc when I moved in ... worked well. Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 10:31 PM

It's really marvelous stuff.  Cleans your laundry, kills your pest infestation.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 10:32 PM (fecOD)

Diatomaceous earth is also a good tactic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch

Nuclear grade weapons worked well for me.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:39 PM (3TjSM)

85 Never again. Never again with pugs. And @70, I am a big-boobehed ginger.

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 06:41 PM (g7D8V)

86 No no no MissTammy,, only one of your bazillion talents..

No, no, no, you're confusing me with Gushka!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:42 PM (SsG4J)

87 Come on Tigers, send the Yankees to their couches!

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 06:42 PM (QaKuj)

88

So who gets the Nobel Peace Prize for Peace tomorrow from the eurolefties?

My guesses are 1. Julian Assange/WikiLeaks 2. Facebook/Twitter 3. some UN human rights agency headed by an Islamist.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 06, 2011 06:43 PM (/Cz3M)

89 Stopped listening to the Biden clip after he bragged about his high IQ by saying he was in the bottom 2/3 of his class, then went "up" to the top 1/2 of his class. I just have this incredible urge to make a visual representation to help the poor dolt out. I had assumed he made his dumb statements because he was senile and had had brain surgery. Turns out he really is just dumb. I wonder how they'll manage to drop him from the ticket for 2012 without seeming like they're picking on the feeble minded.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2011 06:43 PM (yW2IO)

90 and i am freaking the hell out about it, and there isnt a damn thing i can do.
Posted by: Gushka


You have to realize the ending of your sentence Gushka. That was my problem for years worrying about shit I had no control over the outcome. Finally quit worrying and found I didn't have to drink all time.. Talk later have to leave for work...

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 06:44 PM (pXPpZ)

91 Regarding the top picture for this thread, featuring Christina Hendricks : in all seriousness - GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DRH at October 06, 2011 06:45 PM (xFoDt)

92 Nuclear grade weapons worked well for me.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 10:39 PM (3TjSM)

Also a good choice! I'm fighting fire ants but find that cutting the f*ckers up and causing them pain is good for both my garden and my mood. Apparently, I had some unresolved rage that is adequately tamed with death... ;-)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch, TPT, Black Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:45 PM (otfJ1)

93 Question: If Obama dumps Biden from the ticket for 2012, can Biden sue because of the American's with Disabilities Act?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2011 06:45 PM (yW2IO)

94 Drinking's easy!

Posted by: Zane Lamprey at October 06, 2011 06:45 PM (aD5Kx)

95

GOAL!

Penguins 2 Rioters 1

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 06:47 PM (QaKuj)

96 Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 10:42 PM (QaKuj)

Crap, the Tigers don't need to start floundering now.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:47 PM (SsG4J)

97 94 Nuclear grade weapons worked well for me.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 10:39 PM (3TjSM)

Also a good choice! I'm fighting fire ants but find that cutting the f*ckers up and causing them pain is good for both my garden and my mood. Apparently, I had some unresolved rage that is adequately tamed with death... ;-)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch, TPT, Black Lace Panty Edition

Good on you! 

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:48 PM (3TjSM)

98 @94, since my little houseguests are so hard to kill, when I grab one I transfer it to a pair of tweezers and burn it up with a lighter. Satisfying.

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 06:49 PM (g7D8V)

99 logprof,
Who are the Rioters?  I'm not watching hockey right now.  I'm a big Penguin fan.

Note to self:  Find the green dress Christina has on and buy it.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:49 PM (3TjSM)

100 Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:41 PM (g7D8V)

We should start a guild or sect or something.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:51 PM (SsG4J)

101 101 logprof,
Who are the Rioters? I'm not watching hockey right now. I'm a big Penguin fan.

Note to self: Find the green dress Christina has on and buy it.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 10:49 PM (3TjSM)

--Canucks.  AKA the Biters.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 06:51 PM (QaKuj)

102 Of course! *smacks forehead*

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:52 PM (3TjSM)

103 I like to drown spiders I find in the shower. 

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:52 PM (3TjSM)

104 I've been watching people proclaim as brilliant a pack of clowns who beat themselves on the head with a hammer because it feels good when they stop.

The weather in NYC is supposed to be very nice the next few days, so the hippies and brats will be hanging around there regaling the world with their brilliance for a while. I'm rooting on a 35 degree early Noreaster for them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 06:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

105 Stupid Tigers.

Posted by: Zane Lamprey at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (aD5Kx)

106 Note to self:  Find the green dress Christina has on and buy it.

And you'd look even better than Christina in it,


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (c0A3e)

107 105
"Finally quit worrying and found I didn't have to drink all time.."


"Have to"?  If it starts to feel like a job, get a different hobby.
Posted by: right

Maybe mainlining heroin would work out better.  You never know until you try.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (3TjSM)

108 106 I like to drown spiders I find in the shower. 

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 10:52 PM (3TjSM)

I like the way you think. Vindictiveness does have its place.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (otfJ1)

109 Crap. You cannot make that kind of mistake with the Yankees.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (SsG4J)

110

Take me back to 1968 with Christina Hendricks:

A nice drive in a convertible made before the catalytic converter.

A stop off in the shade, drinking bottled Coca-Cola, when it was made with real sugar instead of that corn syrup crap.

Listening to Zeppelin's debut album on the radio.

And.....

Add to this what you will....

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 06, 2011 06:54 PM (0DGtF)

111 Speaking of spam, logprof, your Yahoo account acted up again today.  Sorry...I dunno what to suggest. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 06:55 PM (c0A3e)

112 109 Note to self:  Find the green dress Christina has on and buy it.

And you'd look even better than Christina in it, . 


Posted by: Kratos

You are a mensch Kratos.
*kiss*

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:55 PM (3TjSM)

113 107 I've been watching people proclaim as brilliant a pack of clowns who beat themselves on the head with a hammer because it feels good when they stop.

The weather in NYC is supposed to be very nice the next few days, so the hippies and brats will be hanging around there regaling the world with their brilliance for a while. I'm rooting on a 35 degree early Noreaster for them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

I wonder how soon it will be before all the people down there just happen to be wearing colored union t-shirts and the ones that were the original stupid brats are a distinct minority.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 06:55 PM (GULKT)

114

And you'd look even better than Christina in it

What a transparent suckup.

Posted by: Ronster at October 06, 2011 06:55 PM (/ej8I)

115 What really annoys the shit out of me that those unwashed brats have more than I do, but they want me to chip in for their free ride. They can talk tax the rich all they want, but I know I'm fucking paying for their self-indulgent tantrums

I wish an asteroid would land on them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 06:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

116 Shit: Bases Loaded, 1 out, Yanks down 3-1 and A-Rod is up bottom of the 7th

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 06, 2011 06:56 PM (aYQHH)

117 114 Speaking of spam, logprof, your Yahoo account acted up again today.  Sorry...I dunno what to suggest. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 10:55 PM (c0A3e)

I saw this, too. Run Norton or some other good virus or adblocker software. I thought the email was weird so I didn't click on it but you definitely need to fix it.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 06:57 PM (otfJ1)

118 Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 10:53 PM spot on. I keep hoping for three or four days of rain and temps in the mid-50s....87.6% of the vermin would suddenly go home

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

119 111 106 I like to drown spiders I find in the shower. 

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 10:52 PM (3TjSM)

I like the way you think. Vindictiveness does have its place.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch

I figure tit for tat.  Spiders scare the hell out of me so I'm just returning the favor.  They fear me now with a shower pic.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:57 PM (3TjSM)

120 Benoit looks nervous, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 06:57 PM (SsG4J)

121 Question: If Obama dumps Biden from the ticket for 2012, can Biden sue because of the American's with Disabilities Act? Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2011 10:45 PM (yW2IO) That was bloody brilliant.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 06:58 PM (dZmFh)

122

And you'd look even better than Christina in it

What a transparent suckup.

Posted by: Ronster

He has seen me in person and slept in my house.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 06:58 PM (3TjSM)

123 Benoit looks nervous, too. Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM (SsG4J) Yeah but A-Rod still loooks like an A-Hole

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 06, 2011 06:58 PM (aYQHH)

124

Well, I am supposed to turn over my thesis to my committee for review tomorrow afternoon. It looks like I will be up most of the night getting it as polished as I can get it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 06:58 PM (MSCON)

125 Nice toss Benoit-balls.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 06, 2011 06:59 PM (aD5Kx)

126 I wish an asteroid would land on them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 10:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

Not an asteroid, Ima Wurdibitsches fire ants. That way she gets rid of those ants and they in return to something useful for a change

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 06, 2011 06:59 PM (uVuwp)

127 127-Good luck! What was your topic?

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 06:59 PM (dZmFh)

128 120 114 Speaking of spam, logprof, your Yahoo account acted up again today. Sorry...I dunno what to suggest.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 10:55 PM (c0A3e)

I saw this, too. Run Norton or some other good virus or adblocker software. I thought the email was weird so I didn't click on it but you definitely need to fix it.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM (otfJ1)

Password change?

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 06:59 PM (GULKT)

129 127

What's your thesis?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:00 PM (3TjSM)

130 Yeah but A-Rod still loooks like a f *cking A  Hole

FIFY

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:00 PM (SsG4J)

131

Well, I am supposed to turn over my thesis to my committee for review tomorrow afternoon. It looks like I will be up most of the night getting it as polished as I can get it.

Good luck to you, Grey Fox!  It'll look superb!

I'm going to send out my own thesis for committee review next week. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)

132

He has seen me in person and slept in my house.

Damn. I'm starting to envy him.

Posted by: Ronster at October 06, 2011 07:00 PM (/ej8I)

133 A-Rod is a f*g.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:01 PM (3TjSM)

134 Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 10:58 PM hit "save" early and often

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)

135 spot on. I keep hoping for three or four days of rain and temps in the mid-50s....87.6% of the vermin would suddenly go home Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM

I grew up and lived in northern NJ for 38 years, so I've seen more than a few nasty days in October where it was only in the 40s with rain and wind. Felt colder than any snowstorm, you just can't get warm in that

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 07:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

136

He has seen me in person and slept in my house.

Damn. I'm starting to envy him.

Posted by: Ronster

I fed him cake and lots of alcohol.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:01 PM (3TjSM)

137 Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:01 PM (3TjSM)

One of the biggest reasons I hate the Yankees.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:01 PM (SsG4J)

138 ""Not an asteroid, Ima Wurdibitsches fire ants. That way she gets rid of those ants and they in return to something useful for a change""


How about a radioactive asteroid infested with fire ants?

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 07:02 PM (FMbng)

139 114 Speaking of spam, logprof, your Yahoo account acted up again today. Sorry...I dunno what to suggest.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 10:55 PM (c0A3e)

--I wonder if changing my password may help.

I saw this, too. Run Norton or some other good virus or adblocker software. I thought the email was weird so I didn't click on it but you definitely need to fix it.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM (otfJ1)

--Did you mark/report it as spam?

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:02 PM (QaKuj)

140 I just saw that racist idiot Spike Lee in the stands, now I remember why I rooted for the Tigers.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 06, 2011 07:03 PM (aD5Kx)

141 Jesus. Better than a base hit or granny, I suppose, but gawd damn it.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:03 PM (SsG4J)

142 kratos: so "Decadence of the Sweater Puppies" is going to be reviewed? Congratulations

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

143

Thread this: On Nov 8 an asteroid 150 meters wide will pass within 180,000 miles of the Earth...inside the orbit of the moon. that hardly ever happens. Last month a small asteroid passed by at about the same distance, between the Earth and the moon.

In two weeks an asteroid 8 meters-wide will pass by also inside the moons orbit. The next day it passes within 150,000 miles of the moon and will be easily visible with scopes and binox. Go to spaceweather or ssdjplnasa. 

My understand is that its rare for this many objects to pass inside the moons orbit this close together.

fwiw. 

Posted by: Mike D. at October 06, 2011 07:03 PM (mZvgU)

144 Kick ass with the thesis, Grey Fox!  Let us know when it passes!

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:04 PM (QaKuj)

145

I wonder how soon it will be before all the people down there just happen to be wearing colored union t-shirts and the ones that were the original stupid brats are a distinct minority.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 10:55 PM

If I'm the McDonalds nearby I'm relieved that the union fatasses have replaced the hippies. They wash up at home and buy huge quantities of Big Macs and large fries when they get hungry


Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 07:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

146 I fed him cake and lots of alcohol.

And both were awesome! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)

147 146 kratos: so "Decadence of the Sweater Puppies" is going to be reviewed? Congratulations.

Heh.  Thank you! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:05 PM (c0A3e)

148 The weather in NYC is supposed to be very nice the next few days, so the hippies and brats will be hanging around there regaling the world with their brilliance for a while. I'm rooting on a 35 degree early Noreaster for them

That warm weather will just encourage them to get comfy. Reality will whack them that much harder.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 07:05 PM (4Kl5M)

149 Question: If Obama dumps Biden from the ticket for 2012, can Biden sue because of the American's with Disabilities Act?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2011 10:45 PM (yW2IO)

 

That's win!

Posted by: ErikW at October 06, 2011 07:05 PM (wui0r)

150 Same to you, Kratos!

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:05 PM (QaKuj)

151 I just saw that racist idiot Spike Lee in the stands, now I remember why I rooted for the Tigers. Posted by: USS Diversity at October 06, 2011 11:03 PM

I'm for the Tigers because they aren't the Yankees. 

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 07:06 PM (fecOD)

152

Dispaice my mistake...the asteroid passing the moon at 150k miles on Nov 9 is the 150-meter model not the 8-meter tyke.

Management regrets the error.

We now return you to Game 5 of the ALCS

Posted by: Mike D. at October 06, 2011 07:06 PM (mZvgU)

153 WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:06 PM (SsG4J)

154 130 127-Good luck! What was your topic?

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 10:59 PM (dZmFh)

The influence of feuding on the conduct of war in Anglo-Saxon England, particularly the era between 600-800 (the era that Beowulf was composed in and the Venerable Bede was alive)

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 07:07 PM (MSCON)

155 Thank you logprof! 

Hope all is well with your own academic career.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:07 PM (c0A3e)

156 Where is everyone tonight?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:07 PM (3TjSM)

157 Now we need some mutha bleepin' runs up in hyeah.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

158 How about a radioactive asteroid infested with fire ants?

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 11:02 PM (FMbng)

Most effective weapon EVER.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:08 PM (otfJ1)

159

The influence of feuding on the conduct of war in Anglo-Saxon England, particularly the era between 600-800 (the era that Beowulf was composed in and the Venerable Bede was alive)

Posted by: Grey Fox

I like paste.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:08 PM (3TjSM)

160

Thread this: On Nov 8 an asteroid 150 meters wide will pass within 180,000 miles of the Earth...inside the orbit of the moon. that hardly ever happens. Last month a small asteroid passed by at about the same distance, between the Earth and the moon.

In two weeks an asteroid 8 meters-wide will pass by also inside the moons orbit. The next day it passes within 150,000 miles of the moon and will be easily visible with scopes and binox. Go to spaceweather or ssdjplnasa. 

My understand is that its rare for this many objects to pass inside the moons orbit this close together.

fwiw. 

Posted by: Mike D. at October 06, 2011 11:03 PM

Think we can hope that the asteroid peels off a couple of chunks that can land on Zucotti Park and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 07:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

161

--Did you mark/report it as spam?

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 11:02 PM (QaKuj)

No. Didn't see that option from the bb. Plus, I didn't want to have your real posts banned. Can you fix it from your end?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:09 PM (otfJ1)

162 Just changed password.  I hope that stops the spam.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:10 PM (QaKuj)

163 Hey, fellas... James Lileks mentioned AOSHQ on the most recent Ricochet podcast. So keep up the filthy dipsomaniac, hobocidal behavior.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 07:10 PM (AZGON)

164 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf.  It was agony in high school reading that in Ye Olde English. I wanted to stick and ice pick in my eye.  Also, Madame Bovary sucked.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:11 PM (3TjSM)

165 Thanks Andy for the ONT!

And GO ISRAEL!  BEAT PALESTINE!

I'll take Israel and the over......

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:12 PM (/izg2)

166 169 Hey, fellas... James Lileks mentioned AOSHQ on the most recent Ricochet podcast.

So keep up the filthy dipsomaniac, hobocidal behavior.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 11:10 PM (AZGON)

--Cool, downloaded it an hour ago to listen during my walk.  Can't wait.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:12 PM (QaKuj)

167 My damned ovary?

Posted by: CMU VET at October 06, 2011 07:12 PM (F+1Cp)

168 161 Where is everyone tonight?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:07 PM (3TjSM)


Waiting on blue lace panty pics I would imagine.  I know I am.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:13 PM (/izg2)

169 173

Touché

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:13 PM (3TjSM)

170 Wonder if Lileks reads the posts or just the comments. Hello, all -- just dropping in for a minute. I'm gonna drown my sorrows in NyQuil and see if I can sleep off this cold.

Posted by: Mindy smells like Vicks at October 06, 2011 07:13 PM (0RSSz)

171 The Scarlet Letter was really, really bad as well, if I must say so myself.

Posted by: Nathanial Hawthorne at October 06, 2011 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)

172 170 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf. It was agony in high school reading that in Ye Olde English. I wanted to stick and ice pick in my eye. Also, Madame Bovary sucked.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:11 PM (3TjSM)

--I can still recite the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English.  My AP English teacher did a great job drilling that into us.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:14 PM (QaKuj)

173 ""I grew up and lived in northern NJ for 38 years, so I've seen more than a few nasty days in October where it was only in the 40s with rain and wind. Felt colder than any snowstorm, you just can't get warm in that""


Man no kidding. It always happens just before the bulk of the leaves are ready to fall too, so you get the joy of a total and complete leave dump thanks to the wind and rain, leaving you with naked trees and piles of soggy leaves to rake.

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 07:14 PM (FMbng)

174 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf Shakespeare.

FIFM. I never really got him. MacBeth had its moments, the comedies were okay, but I mostly didn't really see what the fuss was about.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:14 PM (SsG4J)

175 And save my from Wuthering Heights.  I wanted Heathcliff to be eaten by rabid dogs and thrown off the cliffs.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:15 PM (3TjSM)

176 The influence of feuding on the conduct of war in Anglo-Saxon England, particularly the era between 600-800 (the era that Beowulf was composed in and the Venerable Bede was alive) Posted by: Grey Fox AWESOME!!! I adore British history. Actually, I love almost all history, except for the US Civil War period-never could get into that. If you ever publish, I would love to read your thesis. I worked with a bunch of University of Edinburgh history professors in Hong Kong, and your thesis would have been lunch time conversation at the pub.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 07:16 PM (dZmFh)

177 FIFM. I never really got him. MacBeth had its moments, the comedies were okay, but I mostly didn't really see what the fuss was about.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)

--Well, for one Julius Caesar kicked ass.  So did The Tempest.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:16 PM (QaKuj)

178

Why are the Tigers not bringing out a closer?

 

Power play goal Penguins.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:17 PM (QaKuj)

179 My taste is more to the macabre.  Poe was a favorite.  I spent senior year in a Poe class.  Best English class I ever had.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:18 PM (3TjSM)

180 170 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf. It was agony in high school reading that in Ye Olde English. I wanted to stick and ice pick in my eye. Also, Madame Bovary sucked.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:11 PM (3TjSM)

Blame the translator (I assume that they didn't make you read "thaet englisc gethiode the we ealle gecnowan maegan!") I didn't care for it until my mom forced me to reread it in high school (homeschooled) and provided Rebsamen's translation, which preserves the rhythm and structure of the original. I loved it so much that i ended up becoming a medievalist.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 07:18 PM (MSCON)

181 wasn't The Tempest used as the plot basis for Forbidden Planet?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)

182

Okay, I'm a straight girl, and

The kiss between Trixie and Calamity Jane in Deadwood must be the least hot lesbian kiss ever...

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 07:19 PM (g7D8V)

183 I am fighting with someone on FB who thinks i romanticize the Tea Parties but dislike the OWS people. This is fun....

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 07:19 PM (QNeKQ)

184 187

Hmmmm, interesting.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:20 PM (3TjSM)

185 Oops, meant short-handed goal, Penguins.  3-1.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:20 PM (QaKuj)

186 And save my from Wuthering Heights.  I wanted Heathcliff to be eaten by rabid dogs and thrown off the cliffs.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:15 PM

And that faithless bitch, Cathy, right behind him.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 07:20 PM (fecOD)

187 ""If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf. It was agony in high school reading that in Ye Olde English. I wanted to stick and ice pick in my eye.""


Yeah kind of how I felt after reading lord of the rings.

Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 07:20 PM (FMbng)

188 I can still recite the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English. My AP English teacher did a great job drilling that into us. Posted by: logprof Whan that aprill with his shoures soote The droghte of march hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licour Of which vertu engendred is the flour; Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth Inspired hath in every holt and heeth Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne, Ah, Chaucer!!! My English teacher adored him. She also had written her dissertation on Thomas Hardy, which sucked for us, because we had to read every book he wrote. Tess of the D'Urbervilles was nothing like the movie.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 07:20 PM (dZmFh)

189 Julius Caesar is definitely a manly man story. The Tempest is sort of meh, for me. I prefer Taming of the Shrew and Merry Wives.

Part of my problem is that I started off with Titus Andronicus, which was probably not the wisest way to break in to Shakespeare.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:21 PM (SsG4J)

190 188 wasn't The Tempest used as the plot basis for Forbidden Planet?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2011 11:19 PM (JMmQ9)

--Yes.  I liked the moral message in Forbidden Planet as well.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:22 PM (QaKuj)

191

"If I could go back in time".......

 

Well hell, I'd do anything to get Barry Goldwater elected in 1964.  Just imagine if we'd been able to pull that one off. 

 

Just imagine.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 06, 2011 07:22 PM (0DGtF)

192 ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at October 06, 2011 07:22 PM (s7mIC)

193  I am fighting with someone on FB who thinks i romanticize the Tea Parties but dislike the OWS people. This is fun....

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:19 PM (QNeKQ)

Ask them why OWS keeps breaking the law and getting arrested like common crimminals.

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 07:23 PM (MtwBb)

194 moki,
Are you feverish? Because I didn't understand a thing you wrote. Yeah, I'm slow like that.  What can I say?  I like paste.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:23 PM (3TjSM)

195

Okay, I'm a straight girl, and

The kiss between Trixie and Calamity Jane in Deadwood must be the least hot lesbian kiss ever...

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 11:19 PM (g7D8V)

--Also just about the least convincing lesbian relationship I've watched.  You just watching Deadwood for the first time?  One of my favorites.

I'll try to pick up Boardwalk Empire at some point since I have heard there are parallels (including cast and crew, IIRC).

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:23 PM (QaKuj)

196 Oops, it was not Trixie and Calamity Jane that had the relationship.  I was the other chick, Cy's.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:24 PM (QaKuj)

197 Grey Fox clan?

They be cattle thieves of the worst.

Posted by: Alderman of Hinxworth at October 06, 2011 07:25 PM (OKhgI)

198 I can still recite the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English

Now, see, I like Canterbury Tales.  But it could be the John of Gaunt connection. The 12th century is one of my favorite time periods in English history.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:25 PM (SsG4J)

199 Part of my problem is that I started off with Titus Andronicus

Sounds like a stripper bar at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.  I believe it is next to the Olympic Garden on Industrial.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:25 PM (3TjSM)

200 Fock you, you cocksuckers. I done my best.

Posted by: calamity jane at October 06, 2011 07:26 PM (OKhgI)

201 I read in my local paper that the restless unwashed crowd was going to set up in my home town of Greensboro NC. They were holding a planning meeting tonight as to what to protest. I contemplated going to it and demanding reparations for turn of the century Irish-Americans, and go full moron on them.

Posted by: Picric at October 06, 2011 07:26 PM (Me+AE)

202 Ah, Chaucer!!! My English teacher adored him. She also had written her dissertation on Thomas Hardy, which sucked for us, because we had to read every book he wrote. Tess of the D'Urbervilles was nothing like the movie.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 11:20 PM (dZmFh)

--The only one we read was The Mayor of Casterbridge, which I liked.  Great surprises and reveals.  I also used it to answer a question on the AP exam (about relationships in literature between parents and children).

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:27 PM (QaKuj)

203 Too much alcohol to adequately participate in a literature thread but... loved Lord of the Flies, 1984, and just about every other required reading text. I could not get through A Tale of Two Cities (although I did blog something similar), Moby Dick, Wuthering Heights, or Crime and Punishment. Everything else, I read and enjoyed.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:27 PM (otfJ1)

204 if you missed the Lawrence Odonnell interview of Herman Cain...you're missing out!


let's start a new meme, shall we?

allow me to borrow the 'did glenn beck rape a kill a girl" meme


Did Lawrence ODonnell lynch a black man in 1970?

Posted by: Jakes On U at October 06, 2011 07:27 PM (2qDRX)

205 Down with Corporations!

Thanks to Small Dead Animals.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:27 PM (c0A3e)

206 the Olympic Garden

IIRC, this is Thor's preferred strip joint in Vegs.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:27 PM (SsG4J)

207 The 12th century is one of my favorite time periods in English history.
Would you like to see my white rod?

Posted by: Alderman of Hinxworth at October 06, 2011 07:28 PM (OKhgI)

208 199 ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at October 06, 2011 11:22 PM (s7mIC)

There's gun talk on the Reid thread...

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:28 PM (otfJ1)

209

I guess it is the other blond hooker, and not Trixie.

Yes, finally seeing Deadwood for the first time, since I'm getting HBO for free. It was good--I get the feeling not terribly historically rigorous, but good.

And I'm so impresed by Brits who can pull off a convincing American accent. Ian MacShane might even be a bit better than Hugh Laurie in that regard.

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 07:28 PM (g7D8V)

210 Joe Queenan has a hilarious take on the English lit requirements in high school in his "Queen and Country", likeningthe various authors to Naploeonic battles. Actually, the entire book is quite funny, if you like his brand of scathing humor.

Posted by: museisluse at October 06, 2011 07:28 PM (4Lj43)

211 210 I read in my local paper that the restless unwashed crowd was going to set up in my home town of Greensboro NC. They were holding a planning meeting tonight as to what to protest. I contemplated going to it and demanding reparations for turn of the century Irish-Americans, and go full moron on them.

Posted by: Picric at October 06, 2011 11:26 PM (Me+AE)


Hell yeah!  Irish Potato Famine reparations!  "Irish Need Not Apply!"  We need reparations!  I'd drive an hour to join the fun!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:29 PM (/izg2)

212 Now, see, I like Canterbury Tales. But it could be the John of Gaunt connection. The 12th century is one of my favorite time periods in English history.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 11:25 PM (SsG4J)

--The Miller's Tale still remains one of the funniest pieces of writing I have ever read.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:29 PM (QaKuj)

213 Although my Camaro did get her last rites on Sunday.  *SOB*

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:30 PM (/izg2)

214

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (g7D8V)

I'm seriously disappointed.  All this time and no one has suggested the obvious solution.  Kill the friend.  You're welcome.

Posted by: Big Zesty at October 06, 2011 07:30 PM (66pgZ)

215 Posted by: Alderman of Hinxworth at October 06, 2011 11:28 PM (OKhgI)

As evidence of your purity, I assume?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:31 PM (SsG4J)

216 Did Lawrence ODonnell lynch a black man in 1970?

Posted by: Jakes On U at October 06, 2011 11:27 PM (2qDRX)

I can't beleive that Draft Dodging Prick Lawrence O' Donnell ask Cain about not serving in Vietnam.

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 07:31 PM (MtwBb)

217 223

So sorry. *pats gently on the back, hands you a hanky*

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:31 PM (3TjSM)

218 moki, Are you feverish? Because I didn't understand a thing you wrote. Yeah, I'm slow like that. What can I say? I like paste. Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition Funny you should say that, I am a little bit. I have a nasty sore throat that I've been trying to blame on ragweed, but I think I am failing. Oh, and that nonsense was what we had to memorize for the prologue of Canterbury tales in olde english. It's one of the few things I remember from high school, other than field hockey and proper curtsies.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 07:31 PM (dZmFh)

219 Down with Corporations! Thanks to Small Dead Animals. Okay, that was very, very tasty.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 06, 2011 07:32 PM (AZGON)

220

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 11:30 PM (/izg2)

Condolences, NC Ref. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:32 PM (c0A3e)

221 chemjeff only know how to make BOOM.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:32 PM (3TjSM)

222 Thanks mpfs!  Blue lace panty pics would make me Bullet feel even better!!!  :p

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:33 PM (/izg2)

223 Did someone mention draft-dodger Lawrence O'Donnell who dodged the draft? It is very likely the draft-dodging Lawrence O'Donnell did kill a black man while dodging the draft (which Lawrence O'Donnell did) in the seventies. A decade when Lawrence O'Donnell dodged the draft.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Lawrence O'Donnell dodged the draft at October 06, 2011 07:33 PM (AZGON)

224 moki,
Field hockey?  I played field hockey.  I loved the game.  Girls can be brutal when puberty rears it's ugly head.  Honest coach I didn't mean to high stick her in the mouth.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:34 PM (3TjSM)

225 Thanks Kratos.  She's not dead yet tho.  Just gotta rebuild the engine, which I knew was coming someday.  Thank God it didn't happen in Bumfuck Iowa a few months ago, you know?

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:34 PM (/izg2)

226 Redhead + Big Tits = Messy Pants

Posted by: Porkkky at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (46ffO)

227 It is very likely the draft-dodging Lawrence O'Donnell did kill a black man with a rock.

FIFY

That's an important detail, don't be leaving it out.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (SsG4J)

228 "I've seen more than a few nasty days in October where it was only in the 40s with rain and wind." We've gotten snow in October in Michigan. Does that ever happen in New York? That would be so funny. Nothing more hilarious than deadbeat, smelly hippies with frostbite. I heard some crack made about giving them blankets with smallpox. Could have been here. Could have been the radio. Am I going to burn in hell for thinking that's funny?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (yW2IO)

229 this is horrible ... i hated Le M... thought that it being pushed today as the rankest of naked political tripe...  but loved Hugo's The man who laughed. It was fucked up, ironic, full of greed, betrayal, true love, and in the end everyone dies. I don't know why i loved it. But i did. The hero was such a rat too. but repents in the end, and kills himself. maybe thats why.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (QNeKQ)

230 Girls hitting each other with sticks???  Don't want to be in charge of that fiasco!  Field hockey and lacrosse are some crazy sports.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (/izg2)

231

I guess it is the other blond hooker, and not Trixie.

Yes, finally seeing Deadwood for the first time, since I'm getting HBO for free. It was good--I get the feeling not terribly historically rigorous, but good.

And I'm so impresed by Brits who can pull off a convincing American accent. Ian MacShane might even be a bit better than Hugh Laurie in that regard.

Posted by: Palandine at October 06, 2011 11:28 PM (g7D8V)

--It is like Rome; it takes some real personages and injects historical fiction to flesh them out and give drama.  (For instance, I have read that Swearengen, while a real person, was in fact not an English immigrant.)  The Wild Bill Hickock storyline was pretty close, though.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (QaKuj)

232

Hell yeah!  Irish Potato Famine reparations!  "Irish Need Not Apply!"  We need reparations!  I'd drive an hour to join the fun!

Posted by: NC Ref

You know what our people would get as reparations?  Ore Ida frozen potatoes.
We Irish are stupid like that.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:35 PM (3TjSM)

233 Come on up Ref I was reading in the paper that they were not turning anyone away I will work the Global warming will freeze us all to death if you want the Irish angle.

Posted by: Picric at October 06, 2011 07:36 PM (Me+AE)

234 Redhead + Big Tits = Messy Pants = Cable modem + Rule 34 This is known as the Associative Law of Pr0n.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Lawrence O'Donnell dodged the draft at October 06, 2011 07:36 PM (AZGON)

235 Holy cow, that lawrence odonnell is a racist.  a real one.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 07:37 PM (qpKJT)

236 236 Redhead + Big Tits = Messy Pants

Mr Porkky, I believe I will require my lawyer to file for a restraining order in the morning.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:37 PM (3TjSM)

237

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:35 PM (QNeKQ)

 

--Hey, would you mind adding a SPOILER ALERT next time?

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:38 PM (QaKuj)

238 Kenneth Branagh makes good movies out of Shakespeare.

My favorite, however, is Baz Lurman's Romeo + Juliet.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 07:38 PM (4Kl5M)

239  Holy cow, that lawrence odonnell is a racist.  a real one.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 11:37 PM (qpKJT)

Yes he is, Draft Dodging Prick Lawrence O' Donnell had to apologize for racist remarks introducing Michael Steel.

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 07:39 PM (MtwBb)

240 My favorite, however, is Baz Lurman's Romeo + Juliet.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 11:38 PM (4Kl5M)

--I finally saw it a year ago.  Leguizamo was great in it.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:39 PM (QaKuj)

241 The hero was such a rat too. but repents in the end, and kills himself. maybe thats why.

I like a happy ending.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:40 PM (3TjSM)

242 Come on now, come on VV.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:40 PM (SsG4J)

243 "Last month a small asteroid passed by at about the same distance, between the Earth and the moon. In two weeks an asteroid 8 meters-wide will pass by also inside the moons orbit. My understand is that its rare for this many objects to pass inside the moons orbit this close together." It's obviously global warming, I mean climate change.

Posted by: AlGore in his private jet at October 06, 2011 07:41 PM (yW2IO)

244 freaking guy trying to lecture Herman Cain on the civil rights movement, unbelievable.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 07:42 PM (qpKJT)

245 Excuse me... but.

Why the hell didn't one of you morons tell me to go to bed an hour ago?

(caveat: I know I'm the only one responsible for my bedtime but I'm looking for blame tonight)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:42 PM (otfJ1)

246 yeah, just got to finish writing this test for tomorrow
anyway, I'm going to bed, can't get any more done

books: liked Lord of the Flies,
next on my list of books to read is probably Dune

okay good night

Posted by: chemjeff at October 06, 2011 07:42 PM (s7mIC)

247 Tigers beat the Evil Empire! Yay!

Posted by: Red Sox at October 06, 2011 07:42 PM (3BtXI)

248

Way far OT, but I'm feeling honey badger-ish right now:

An old friend's son was just commissioned with a butter bar today.

Congratulations to 2LT Mason Esterich, USMC. Semper Fi!!

Posted by: Bill H at October 06, 2011 07:43 PM (FKMW3)

249 OH HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)

250 (caveat: I know I'm the only one responsible for my bedtime but I'm looking for blame tonight)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 11:42 PM (otfJ1)

Blame the corporations, it's in this fall.

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 07:43 PM (MtwBb)

251 Congratulations to 2LT Mason Esterich, USMC. Semper Fi!!

Awesome news. Thank him for his service!!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:44 PM (SsG4J)

252 Gushka, you hated Les Mis?  We are going to have to have a chat about that.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:44 PM (/izg2)

253 --I finally saw it a year ago.  Leguizamo was great in it.

He did low-key menace very well.

But who was the best in it?

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 07:44 PM (4Kl5M)

254 (caveat: I know I'm the only one responsible for my bedtime but I'm looking for blame tonight)

guess you'll just have to spank us.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 07:45 PM (qpKJT)

255

Congratulations to 2LT Mason Esterich, USMC. Semper Fi!!

Congrats and Semper Fi!! to the newly minted Marine Lieutenant. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:45 PM (c0A3e)

256

Yankees lose!

Yankees lose!

Theeeeeeeeee Yankees lose!

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:45 PM (QaKuj)

257 247

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:35 PM (QNeKQ)

 

--Hey, would you mind adding a SPOILER ALERT next time?

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 11:38 PM (QaKuj)

what part of Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil didnt you get?

besides i let on NONE of the cool twists or ANYTHING. Great thing about Hugo is he like his twists as much as Phillp K Dick.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 07:45 PM (QNeKQ)

258 I adore British history. Actually, I love almost all history, except for the US Civil War period-never could get into that. Posted by: moki

It's US history now. The beings that live in the British isles are, for the most part, cultural & intellectual aliens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 07:45 PM (kt1UQ)

259

Yankees lose!

Yankees lose!

Theeeeeeeeee Yankees lose!


ELEVENTY!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:46 PM (SsG4J)

260

An old friend's son was just commissioned with a butter bar today.

Congratulations to 2LT Mason Esterich, USMC. Semper Fi!!

Hoo-ah!

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 07:46 PM (4Kl5M)

261 Biters score: Penguins now only up 3-2.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:46 PM (QaKuj)

262 Tigers beat the Yanks.  Lions undefeated.  Those crazy Mayans were right.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 07:47 PM (qpKJT)

263

Yankees lose!

Yankees lose!

Theeeeeeeeee Yankees lose!


Kittehs doin' the happy dance here too. (NL kittehs, but they hate the Evil Empire).

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 06, 2011 07:47 PM (uYRnN)

264 Congrats Lt, Semper Fi

Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 07:47 PM (MtwBb)

265 Redhead + Big Tits = Messy Pants = Cable modem + Rule 34 therefore Redhead + Big Tits = Cable modem + Rule 34 so Redhead = Cable modem + Rule 34 - Big Tits nota bene ...minus Big Tits which implies Redheads are equivalent to having fast internet access to porno of any imaginable variety provided it does not include large breasts. It is true. Gingers are evil.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Lawrence O'Donnell dodged the draft at October 06, 2011 07:47 PM (AZGON)

266 262 Gushka, you hated Les Mis?  We are going to have to have a chat about that.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 11:44 PM (/izg2)

I DARE you to read the Man Who LAughed and tell me its not 1000X better!



Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 07:49 PM (QNeKQ)

267 Did SCOAMF pick the Yankees this year?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:50 PM (SsG4J)

268 Posted by: robtr at October 06, 2011 11:43 PM (MtwBb)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 11:45 PM (qpKJT)

Kinky and better!!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 06, 2011 07:50 PM (otfJ1)

Posted by: Tom Waits no longer at October 06, 2011 07:50 PM (0It32)

270 . Honest coach I didn't mean to high stick her in the mouth. Heh, mpfs, I knew there was something awesome about you!!! Yeah, field hockey could be brutal. The only reason people came to our games was because we wore short kilts. The really mean girls would hook your kilt so it came off. We learned about dance pants early on.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 07:52 PM (dZmFh)

271 Night all, hope you all sleep well.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2011 07:52 PM (dZmFh)

272

All right, now that the PSankees have lost I can be content and sign off.

 

Have a good night, everyone!

P.S. Go [Winnipeg] Jets go!!

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2011 07:53 PM (QaKuj)

273 Night moki!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:53 PM (SsG4J)

274 Master of the house... doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. Tells a saucy tale, loves to make a stir, everyone appreciates a... Uh, never mind.

Posted by: george costanza at October 06, 2011 07:53 PM (OKhgI)

275

Thanks, guys. I sorta figured a Smart Military Blog like this would appreciate the news.

Posted by: Bill H at October 06, 2011 07:53 PM (FKMW3)

276 Man those little guys from Oregon are fast.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (qpKJT)

277 Wow, using scantily clad women to sell stuff.  What will they think of next?

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2011 10:02 PM (fecOD)

Hey, need some webhosting?

Posted by: Go Daddy at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (FBr/C)

278

I DARE you to read the Man Who LAughed and tell me its not 1000X better!

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:49 PM (QNeKQ)


OK I'll take that challenge.  Not tonight though.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (/izg2)

279 perchance to dream logprof?

Sleep sweet!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (SsG4J)

280 "They were holding a planning meeting tonight as to what to protest." They have to hold a planning meeting to decide what to protest? Gee, it almost sounds like they're just a bunch of shallow, insincere attention whores or something.

Posted by: AlGore in his private jet at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (yW2IO)

281 bifel that in that seasoun, on a day
in Southwark, at the Tabard, as I lay ...

Dude, you don't know the rest of it?

Gushka, know who else had Man Who Laughs as her favorite book?
Alissa Rosenbaum, that's who. Ayn fuckin Rand.

Aluminum Overcast. I have flown that airplane.

Posted by: comatus at October 06, 2011 07:54 PM (NA+Ul)

282 --I finally saw it a year ago.  Leguizamo was great in it.

But who was the best in it?

Brian Dennehy as Ted Montague. I hope I didn't impregnate any Moronettes by mentioning him.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2011 07:55 PM (4Kl5M)

283 I'm out morons.  Tomorrow is Yom Kippur at sundown, the Day of Atonement.  For 99% of the morons and moronettes here which keep me sane and humble "May you be inscribed and sealed in the Book of Life."

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 07:56 PM (3TjSM)

284 G'night mpfs.  Sweet dreams.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 07:57 PM (/izg2)

285
50 Sometimes that Biden he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Biden... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 06, 2011 10:24 PM

Wow. This goes double for Laurence O'Donell. Watch his interview with Herman Cain. The long knives came out for this one.

Posted by: elliot m at October 06, 2011 07:57 PM (zPich)

286 G'mar Hatimah Tovah, mpfs.

Good night and sweet dreams.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 07:58 PM (c0A3e)

287 Good night, mpfs!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:00 PM (SsG4J)

288 186 My taste is more to the macabre.  Poe was a favorite.  I spent senior year in a Poe class.  Best English class I ever had.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Blue Lace Panty Edition at October 06, 2011 11:18 PM (3TjSM)

Well then you're either going to be really interested or really pissed to know that there is a movie coming out called The Raven starring John Cusack  Don't bother searching youtube for a trailer though, I tried and came up empty.  Attack of the Show on G4 did have an exclusive trailer on their show today near the end, and it re-airs an hour from now.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2011 08:02 PM (GULKT)

289 A rod's strikeout couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: lauren at October 06, 2011 08:03 PM (w5GMf)

290 "You know what our people would get as reparations? Ore Ida frozen potatoes. We Irish are stupid like that. Posted by: mpfs, " You should demand tater tots. And name brand ones too, not the cheap store brand.

Posted by: AlGore in his private jet at October 06, 2011 08:04 PM (yW2IO)

291 A rod's strikeout couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

That was the icing on the cake. With a freaking cherry on top. AND whipped cream.

WHIPPED, I tell ya.

Whipped like Yankee ass.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:05 PM (SsG4J)

292 180 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf Shakespeare.

Catcher in the Rye
Walden Pond
Rules for Radicals

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 08:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

293 I wonder what happens when a hippie gets in the face of a pissed off Yankee fan going to work tomorrow?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 08:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

294 Lilecks has mentioned AoSHQ before. Don't know if he's a moron. I'll ask him next year at the State Fair.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 08:06 PM (7F9i5)

295 ahhh lemichael james your arm is not supposed to turn like that!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at October 06, 2011 08:07 PM (tKFT6)

296 Bert Jansch, of Pentangle, has died. Others will get around to addressing his guitar style, which I believe was done with five or six razor blades, but I mention him here because he may have been the last singer of the "Northumbrian Nase," a very special dialect of Henglish. Listening to him and John Renbourne talk was like hearing two of Kipling's "Soldiers Three." A UN translator couldn't transcribe it.

Jimmy Page still wakes up nights sometimes, in a cold sweat, knowing he'll never play like Bert Jansch.

Posted by: comatus at October 06, 2011 08:08 PM (NA+Ul)

297 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf Shakespeare.

Catcher in the Rye
Lord of the Flies
My effing Antonia

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:09 PM (SsG4J)

298 303 180 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf Shakespeare.

Catcher in the Rye
Walden Pond
Rules for Radicals

Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2011 12:05 AM (Y+DPZ)


Dreams of my Father.

*the ghost-writer, not the "author"*

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:09 PM (/izg2)

299

Dreams of my Father.

*the ghost-writer, not the "author"*

Posted by: NC Ref at October 07, 2011 12:09 AM (/izg2)

I prefer to be called the "person who heavily revised the text and then submitted it to the editor without troubling little Barry's head about it."

Posted by: Bill Ayres at October 06, 2011 08:11 PM (FBr/C)

300 206 Grey Fox clan?

They be cattle thieves of the worst.

Posted by: Alderman of Hinxworth at October 06, 2011 11:25 PM (OKhgI)

heh. There are actually a bunch of laws trying to stamp out cattle theft from Anglo-Saxon England, which really sparked my attention when I was starting this paper several years ago. The Irish, of course, had a whole way of war built around cattle theft - being a pastoral people, cattle were an important part of their livelihood, but instead of being owned outright most cattle were rented from the local chieftain. The cheiftains' power was therefore directly linked to how many cattle they owned and so how many clients they could have, and since the best way to increase your herd was to steal someone else's, cattle rustling became the most common way of warfare. This in turn meant that their ideas about honor were a bit different from the norm - the place of honor was at the rear or the army, since fighting was done in retreat, either trying stop the enemy from stopping a stolen herd or protecting a household running from raiders. the Anglo-Saxons had a different way of going about war, though - they were a agrarian, not a pastoral people, though I wonder what their wars against the Welsh looked like.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 08:11 PM (MSCON)

301 If I could go back in time I would torture and murder the person who wrote Beowulf Shakespeare.
Catcher in the Rye
Posted by: kbdabear

What you think you know about Catcher, you don't.

Hint: Holden was not meant to be a sympathetic character.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 08:11 PM (kt1UQ)

302 Gushka, you don't like musicals?????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:12 PM (CV73W)

303 Bert Jansch, of Pentangle, has died.

Wow. I always meant to get some of his music....I've heard of him, but don't think I've actually heard his music.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:12 PM (SsG4J)

304 MissTammy at October 07, 2011 12:05 AM Hi rons, yeah, I don't care for the YankMes neither. My obnoxious NYC transplant neighbors have those bid magnetic NY's on their cars. They are so loud. If they are having a conversation outside you can hear them 5 houses away. WTF, this aint Brooklyn, no traffic, trucks, trains or other obnoxious NYrs to shout over. Southern voice people, Please or STFU. Whew, it was good to get that out.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 06, 2011 08:13 PM (ZDUD4)

305 I wonder what their wars against the Welsh looked like.
Grey Fox, apparently so did Thomas Malory!

Posted by: comatus at October 06, 2011 08:13 PM (NA+Ul)

306 Darn the sock.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:14 PM (ZDUD4)

307 313 Gushka, you don't like musicals?????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 07, 2011 12:12 AM (CV73W)


Apparently she's not a ghey-boy.  Good thing.

Fuck, what does that say about me....

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:15 PM (/izg2)

308 318, Musicals are like Okra, you either like it or you don't.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:16 PM (ZDUD4)

309 Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2011 12:11 AM (kt1UQ)

It wasn't Holden, it was Salinger's overall whiny writing style that annoyed me.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:16 PM (SsG4J)

310 Every time I hear the SCOAMF open his yap I absolutely envy Marlee Matlin

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 08:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

311 MMM Okra.  'N Tomatoes.

Its a southern thing, you wouldn't understand.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:17 PM (/izg2)

312 Apparently she's not a ghey-boy.  Good thing. Fuck, what does that say about me.... You're a switch hitter?! Nttawwt

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:18 PM (CV73W)

313 The best musicals are the ones written and produced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.  Even the fake ones from Team America: World Police,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 06, 2011 08:18 PM (c0A3e)

314 MMM Okra.  'N Tomatoes.......N corn, all fried up together.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:18 PM (SsG4J)

315 America!  Fuck Yeah!!!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:18 PM (/izg2)

316 I like my okra rolled in corn meal and fried in bacon grease.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:19 PM (ZDUD4)

317 America!  Fuck Yeah!!!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 07, 2011 12:18 AM (/izg2)

You're just a bunch of dicks!

Posted by: Michael Moore (FAG) at October 06, 2011 08:20 PM (FBr/C)

318 Everything's better...with bacon.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:20 PM (/izg2)

319 It wasn't Holden, it was Salinger's overall whiny writing style that annoyed me. Posted by: MissTammy

It's written in first person from the point of view from an unsympathetic character. If you found it annoying, he succeeded.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 08:20 PM (kt1UQ)

320 They are so loud.

Truth to tell, I can be mighty loud myself, sir, especially if I am arguing with the SCOAMF on the TV. 

Yankmees, that is CLASSIC, and I am totally stealing it, thank you!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:20 PM (SsG4J)

321 Last nights South Park was awesome. Can't wait to see how they work. I knew they worked fast but 6 day leads? wow

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 08:21 PM (7F9i5)

322 Boss, does the Bill Maher dildo go in the women's aisle or the gay aisle?

Posted by: New Adult Novelties Employee at October 06, 2011 08:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

323 Okra is disgusting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 06, 2011 08:21 PM (GMXkl)

324 334, Hey, I made my point.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:23 PM (ZDUD4)

325 Okra is disgusting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 07, 2011 12:21 AM (GMXkl)

That's no way to speak about one of our great states!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2011 08:23 PM (FBr/C)

326 You're a switch hitter?! Nttawwt

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 07, 2011 12:18 AM (CV73W)


Ouch.  Not.  But I would have thought you'd know that by now.  I only play for the home team!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:24 PM (/izg2)

327

Wow. This goes double for Laurence O'Donell. Watch his interview with Herman Cain. The long knives came out for this one.

Posted by: elliot m at October 06, 2011 11:57 PM (zPich)

I'm guessing that the D's and their jock sniffers in the media are starting to get concerned about Herman. Vanderbilt had a piece on tonight about Cain calling Sanger a racist, but Vanderbilt let it be known that Politifact found that wrong.

The memo to destroy Cain must have gone out this morning.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 06, 2011 08:24 PM (eKuOw)

328 How come the middle aged guys in the Viagra commercials look content but they're always alone?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2011 08:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

329 It's written in first person from the point of view from an unsympathetic character. If you found it annoying, he succeeded.

Fair enough, but I just don't think that's what it was. I found the book annoying, not the character. I think Salinger was trying too hard. But I don't like Hemingway or Steinbeck, either.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:25 PM (SsG4J)

330 336 Okra is disgusting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 07, 2011 12:21 AM (GMXkl)

That's no way to speak about one of our great states!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2011 12:23 AM (FBr/C)

And one of our great Rogers and Hammerstein musicals!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 06, 2011 08:25 PM (7tMWs)

331

Ouch.  Not.  But I would have thought you'd know that by now.  I only play for the home team!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 07, 2011 12:24 AM (/izg2)

So, uh, are you a pitcher of a catcher? Just curious...so to speak...

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 06, 2011 08:25 PM (FBr/C)

332 Okrahoma.................... Japanese pronunciation.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:25 PM (ZDUD4)

333

"The Music Man!"

"WWwweellllll," YA GOT TROUBLE MY FRIENDS!"[Down Beat] "RIGHT HERE IN RIVER CITY!!"

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 08:26 PM (mQZnP)

334 339, I think you answered your own question.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:26 PM (ZDUD4)

335 Ouch.  Not.  But I would have thought you'd know that by now.  I only play for the home team! Well it certainly sounded like you were rolling in nookie when you out last summer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:26 PM (CV73W)

336 How come the middle aged guys in the Viagra commercials look content but they're always alone?

Because they're alone?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:26 PM (SsG4J)

337 Hmmm, Sanger would have called herself racist.

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 08:27 PM (OTtAK)

338 313 Gushka, you don't like musicals?????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 07, 2011 12:12 AM (CV73W)

ummm no. but i love opera!

but le M was a Book before it was a musical and what a tedious book it was...


327 I like my okra rolled in corn meal and fried in bacon grease.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 12:19 AM (ZDUD4)

You would like how i make it then, thats how my momma taught me. I do catfish like that too.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 08:27 PM (QNeKQ)

339

So, uh, are you a pitcher of a catcher? Just curious...so to speak...

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 07, 2011 12:25 AM (FBr/C)


If you are Curious.  Well then you're just an ignorant self-important ass.  And fuck the Yankees too.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:28 PM (/izg2)

340 Kdbabear, how many kids do you have?

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 08:28 PM (OTtAK)

341 now wanna really laugh?

i only fix stuff that way for other people. i dont eat bacon any more...

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 08:28 PM (QNeKQ)

342 Racist is kind for margret sanger. She wanted the brown babies dead and made no secret about it. Also children of the poor and handicapped children, the bitch was a monster.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:29 PM (ZDUD4)

343 Oh, lord, I don't like opera or musicals or JD Salinger. I denounce my peasant self.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:29 PM (SsG4J)

344 but le M was a Book before it was a musical and what a tedious book it was... Yeah that's why I have blocked out the book & only the musical comes to mind. Although that 25th anniversary show blew.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:29 PM (CV73W)

345 Well it certainly sounded like you were rolling in nookie when you out last summer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 07, 2011 12:26 AM (CV73W)


I would have liked to have seen  Montana nookie.

Posted by: Vasily Borodin at October 06, 2011 08:30 PM (/izg2)

346 And fuck the Yankees too. Sideways, with a pineapple?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:30 PM (CV73W)

347 I just posted the scariest headline I've ever put in the sidebar.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 06, 2011 08:30 PM (mGnwL)

348 356, Hunt for Red October reference, sweet.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:31 PM (ZDUD4)

349 I like my okra rolled in corn meal and fried in bacon grease

I like my green tomatoes that way, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:31 PM (SsG4J)

350 Sorry to run out on you all. The Goob is like a rabid ferret from Chernobyl these last few days. He's picking up on all the change and stress coming. Making him crazy.

Gushka, I'd love to meet up with you and any other M&M's before we Escape from LA.
Rum and I are trying to set something up.

I have to go peel my Son off the ceiling now before he eats any more paint.

Posted by: sifty at October 06, 2011 08:33 PM (4CSeG)

351 Back in the day, being a lefty,(throwing arm only... had a breaking slider that could fool the the biggest Gorilla with a 44 bat swinging for the light poles...every...effin....time!......sigh....I couda ben a CONTENDER!!

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 08:33 PM (mQZnP)

352 354 Oh, lord, I don't like opera or musicals or JD Salinger. I denounce my peasant self. Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 12:29 AM (SsG4J) But how do you feel about okra?

Posted by: Guy Who Really Hates Okra at October 06, 2011 08:33 PM (GMXkl)

353 360, I think my arteries funtion more like grease guns than garden hoses.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:34 PM (ZDUD4)

354 Racist is kind for margret sanger. She wanted the brown babies dead and made no secret about it. Also children of the poor and handicapped children, the bitch was a monster.

Looking forward to standing on the edge of a cloud in Heaven and pissing down on that one especially.

Posted by: sifty at October 06, 2011 08:34 PM (4CSeG)

355 339 How come the middle aged guys in the Viagra commercials look content but they're always alone?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2011 12:24 AM (Y+DPZ)

Because I am at the "age of knowing how to get things done". IYKWIMAITYD

I mean they are.

Posted by: MrCaniac in a Viagra Commercial at October 06, 2011 08:34 PM (eKuOw)

356 I happen to really dig baseball players and okra!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:35 PM (SsG4J)

357 358 I just posted the scariest headline I've ever put in the sidebar. Levin was talking about that today

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2011 08:35 PM (CV73W)

358 358    I just posted the scariest headline I've ever put in the sidebar.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 07, 2011 12:30 AM (mGnwL)

Saw that, YIKES

Thoughts?

Posted by: Steck at October 06, 2011 08:36 PM (RL7U1)

359 Grey fox, did you look at population density

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2011 08:36 PM (OTtAK)

360 Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 08:37 PM (yh0zB)

361 Good news I just found.

Gateway Pundit says 9 sheriffs to ask for Holder's resignation tomorrow and accessory to murder charges if any more guns show up at crime scenes.

Might be old news.

Posted by: sifty at October 06, 2011 08:37 PM (4CSeG)

362 Obama admin cracking down on CA pot shops.  I don't get it.  Where's the upside for him?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 06, 2011 08:37 PM (dZ756)

363 370, I think their grand experiment is slowly winding down.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:37 PM (ZDUD4)

364 I have to go peel my Son off the ceiling now before he eats any more paint.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2011 12:33 AM (4CSeG)


MMM paint.  Its better than it was before.  Unleaded these days!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:38 PM (/izg2)

365 336 Okra is disgusting. What's all this about not liking Okra Winfrey?

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 06, 2011 08:39 PM (CV73W)

366

362. A good meet up place might just be"Barney's Beanery" in Hollywood.

Very left coast, very tre-left, perfect place to start the war.

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 08:39 PM (mQZnP)

367 MMM paint. Its better than it was before. Unleaded these days! And the latex peels off in sheets, like a fruit rollup.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:39 PM (ZDUD4)

368 OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS
Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu and nine other elected sheriffs will hold a press conference to discuss ATF’s “Operation Fast and Furious.” 11am, Arizona Peace Officers Memorial, Wesley Bolin Plaza, Phoenix.
They will reportedly demand Eric Holder's resignation.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 06, 2011 08:40 PM (e8kgV)

369 Evening everyone.  What have I missed tonight?

Posted by: Alex at October 06, 2011 08:40 PM (x40U+)

370 380, Great theater, scoamf will smile that shit eating grin and mumble STFU.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:41 PM (ZDUD4)

371 353 Racist is kind for margret sanger. She wanted the brown babies dead and made no secret about it. Also children of the poor and handicapped children, the bitch was a monster.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 12:29 AM (ZDUD4)

Vanderbilt said that Politifact said that was just plain wrong. They quoted a her biographer  who said that she wasn't racist.

I mean, why would someone who wrote a glowing biography of someone acknowledge something like that?

I am grateful that we have an independent organization like Politifact that makes sure that only the "truth" gets out.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 06, 2011 08:41 PM (eKuOw)

372 How'd a state that cranked out Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio and these other fine sheriffs manage to produce the likes of John McCain??

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:42 PM (SsG4J)

373 Liberal Fascism got the Sanger history correct. Pretty fucking racist.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 08:42 PM (7F9i5)

374 I think Salinger was trying too hard. But I don't like Hemingway or Steinbeck, either.  Posted by: MissTammy

My only and self-aggrandizing point is that the novel has been taught incorrectly since it was introduced to high school lit classes.

If any parents or teachers out there care, re-read it and ask yourself 'who is Holden talking to,' and 'why is he talking?' It should be pretty apparent what Salinger was doing.

Hemingway is worthy only because he decided that plot and character are superior to fart-sniffing prose. He pretty much destroyed the idea that superfluous text was necessary or praiseworthy. Top that off with interesting stories.

Steiny was a political hack but a very effective one. Who would you rather read, Steiny or Sinclair?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 08:42 PM (kt1UQ)

375 Fuck Margaret Sanger with a pineapple.  Sideways.

Though the racist bitch would abort it.  Fkn Hawaiian-ist.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:42 PM (/izg2)

376 They will reportedly demand Eric Holder's resignation.


So, just how hard will the State Media ignore this story?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2011 08:43 PM (FBr/C)

377 The "Pulp Fiction" treatment of the Fast n' Furious investigation is funny, but I prefer the Shakespeare version:

Issa: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
   Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
   Allow me then to offer a response.
   Describe the program called Fast and Furious to me, pray.
Holder: What?
I: What country dost thou hail from?
H: What?
I: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
   I know but naught of thy fair country What.
   What language speak they in the land of What?
H: What?
I: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
H: Aye!
I: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
   Describe to me Fast and Furious!
H: What?
I: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
   I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
   I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
   Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
   If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
   Of Fast and Furious!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 08:43 PM (yh0zB)

378 Having to get a twitter account is like having to buy an ipod. 

Because if you don't, you just can't be cool.

I'm proud of my non-coolness.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2011 08:43 PM (i0App)

379 hmm benches on the new AMD line is a bit weaker than I was hoping. For the price the 8150 is the way to go over if your looking at the 2500k but thats the best it can do.

Wonder if Intel will drop the prices on their cpus in response to keep their lead?

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 08:43 PM (M8yfa)

380 383, Yep, they couldn't read the "Selected Papers of Margret Sanger" that would be like research or some stoopid shit. Those people rub the hate nodule in my brain.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:44 PM (ZDUD4)

381 Obama admin cracking down on CA pot shops.  I don't get it.  Where's the upside for him?

Control.  Deep down the left has never really supported drug legalization.  Why a group that has gone after the tobacco and alcohol companies so regularly would be expected to go easy on pot has never been fully explained to me.

Posted by: Alex at October 06, 2011 08:44 PM (x40U+)

382 392. Better tonight, and you?

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 08:45 PM (mQZnP)

383

I am grateful that we have an independent organization like Politifact that makes sure that only the "truth" gets out.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 07, 2011 12:41 AM (eKuOw)


Those guys are only trying to be non-partisan!!!

////

Posted by: The Annenberg Public Policy Center at October 06, 2011 08:47 PM (/izg2)

384 394, I couldn't be better if you rolled me in corn meal and fried me in Bacon grease.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:48 PM (ZDUD4)

385 mmmm...bacon...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 08:49 PM (yh0zB)

386 Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2011 12:42 AM (kt1UQ)

Oh, you're gonna hate me, but I loved The Jungle. I suspect you aren't surprised.

re Hemingway, I do agree he had interesting story lines. But again, it won't surprise you to find out I like a lot of prose. I like Pat Conroy, por ejemple.

My main beef with Ernest was the sad and dismal and despairing sort of aura surrounding his writing.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:49 PM (SsG4J)

387 Thanks a lot. Now I'm hungry for bacon again.

Posted by: GMB at October 06, 2011 08:49 PM (wY55N)

388 Wonder if Intel will drop the prices on their cpus in response to keep their lead? Posted by: The Dude

BWAHAAHAHAHAH!

Seriously, you wrote 'Intel' and 'drop prices' ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 08:50 PM (kt1UQ)

389 Today's Phrase that Pays is "Situational Awareness."

Can you say "Situational Awareness?"

No?

Say hello to Bruno the Buttpuncher. Loser.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 08:51 PM (yh0zB)

390 I like Pat Conroy, por ejemple.


The Great Santini!!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 08:53 PM (/izg2)

391 Dude, Did you see the 2700k Overclock? MaxPC link

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 08:54 PM (7F9i5)

Posted by: christine at October 06, 2011 08:55 PM (qinpH)

393

396. DANG!! You are making it hard to resist those midnight snacks that I should not have!

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 08:56 PM (mQZnP)

394 Wonder if Intel will drop the prices on their cpus in response to keep their lead?
Posted by: The Dude


No not if their product isn't threatened which AMD isn't doing *as you said*..
Fanboiz is putting their effort is handheld chips, going for some moola..

I don't think they will try to outdo the i7 until they go "next technology". which is a couple years away.

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 08:56 PM (KZLoo)

395 406, I generally don't eat after dinner, but once in a great while , I'll let God bless me with a little Debbie Star Cruncher.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 08:58 PM (ZDUD4)

396 Did you see the 2700k Overclock?

holy crapoli,, 5 on air???

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 08:59 PM (KZLoo)

397 Chuck "Scooter" Johnson is all thrombotic over Breitbart:

Andrew Breitbart shamelessly tried to promote a completely fake, utterly dishonest story that Barack Obama "marched with" the New Black Panther Party during a 2007 event in Selma, Alabama.

The same Scooter that pinned the racist on everyone who'd ever carried a cross flag in Europe, Canada or any of Obama's 57 states.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 06, 2011 08:59 PM (0It32)

398 sad and dismal and despairing/realistic

Yes, I hear this a lot, and I think it's a very valid point. I think it speaks to why one reads to begin with.

I read to be entertained, mainly, or to learn something. I don't want to read things that are sad and depressing, even if it IS realistic. Hell, especially if it's realistic. If I want to get depressed, I turn on the news.

Mind you, I'd rather be depressed than read effing chick lit. I hate sap, too.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 08:59 PM (SsG4J)

399 Redheads + Bacon + Viagra = Messy Pants

Posted by: Porkkky at October 06, 2011 09:00 PM (46ffO)

400 My main beef with Ernest was the sad and dismal and despairing sort of aura surrounding his writing. Posted by: MissTammy

I don't think Hemingway was in any way close to the post-modern ideal. I think his themes come from his experiences in war and rough conditions. The primary difference, IHMO, was his enthusiasm for life and living. The post-moderns tend to find humanity pointless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 09:01 PM (kt1UQ)

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at October 06, 2011 09:02 PM (RN90h)

402 I voted for WHO ??????

Posted by: Californian going through pot withdrawals at October 06, 2011 09:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

403 392 383, Yep, they couldn't read the "Selected Papers of Margret Sanger" that would be like research or some stoopid shit. Those people rub the hate nodule in my brain.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 12:44 AM (ZDUD4)

But Politifact said that's not true.

Those guys are only trying to be non-partisan!!!

////

Posted by: The Annenberg Public Policy Center at October 07, 2011 12:47 AM (/izg2)

Call me!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper Vanderbilt at October 06, 2011 09:03 PM (eKuOw)

404 I generally don't eat after dinner

Why the hell not?

Posted by: Michael Moore at October 06, 2011 09:03 PM (yGZot)

405 One of my dirty little secret books is the Bridges of Madison County. I have never seen the movie. I passed it around to my friends, they also loved it. Only one of the half dozen people I gave it to, realized it was fiction. The rest were pissed at me when I told them it was fiction.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:03 PM (ZDUD4)

406 It's aluminium, you bloody backward Yanks!

That was the first thing I thought too. My buddy works at Alcoa in Bellingham, and I always call it aluminium just to bug him. Funny that this text editor marks it as a misspelling. Aluminum Overcast is a clever nose art name. Imagine the aerospace industry without aluminum!

Posted by: Chris M at October 06, 2011 09:04 PM (4lyMJ)

407 My main beef with Ernest was the sad and dismal and despairing sort of aura surrounding his writing.

I read Hemingway for lawlz.

Posted by: Cormac McCarthy at October 06, 2011 09:05 PM (yGZot)

408 BWAHAAHAHAHAH!

Seriously, you wrote 'Intel' and 'drop prices' ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2011 12:50 AM (kt1UQ)


Good way to finally put the final nail into AMD's coffin as they are broke



Dude, Did you see the 2700k Overclock?

MaxPC link

Posted by: Zakn at October 07, 2011 12:54 AM (7F9i5)


didn't see that, wonder what price it will launch at? But I shouldn't be thinking of prices on new CPUs as other than going water (which I'm growing ballsy enough to do it), mine is quite nice


Also, in a discussion on who is more influential: Carmack or Gabe, someone bringing up Abrash made me smile

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:06 PM (M8yfa)

409 I think his themes come from his experiences in war and rough conditions.

Which I tend to forget, and also, getting back to your point about his writing style, I also forget that I'm reading him decades later, after his style has been copied so much that I forget he brought it about!

The post-moderns tend to find humanity pointless.

And that just irritates the crap out of me. It strikes me as the ultimate form of self absorption, that because they  don't find anything worthy, humanity in its entirety is pointless. Spare me.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)

410 Where I'm from, mama gets a what-what; you know I represent.

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at October 06, 2011 09:08 PM (csHiB)

411 373 Good news I just found.

Gateway Pundit says 9 sheriffs to ask for Holder's resignation tomorrow and accessory to murder charges if any more guns show up at crime scenes.

Might be old news.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2011 12:37 AM (4CSeG)

And the yankees lose, did a happy dance!!!

Yes I did.

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:08 PM (R21xD)

412 Mind you, I'd rather be depressed than read effing chick lit. I hate sap, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 12:59 AM (SsG4J)

i hate romance novels. give me good sci fi.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 09:09 PM (QNeKQ)

413 Might be old news.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2011 12:37 AM (4CSeG)

It wasnt, not on this thread at least, tee hee..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:10 PM (R21xD)

414

403. Pappa led a kinda sad life, he sought to lift himself up thru his most heady prose and sharp eye'd story telling with the main thrust being the kinda "parable" woven into the large swath. That is what is great about his works, that common parable that all humankind understands is in all of his writings, and for all of us to try and understand on the "individual" level.

 

Dang, I sound like some tenured Prof. of English Lit.

 

Need more merlot...

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 09:10 PM (mQZnP)

415 holy crapoli,, 5 on air???
Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 12:59 AM (KZLoo

I've had my 2600k up to 4.82 on air till I got too scared and lowered it to 4.6

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:10 PM (M8yfa)

416 And the yankees lose, did a happy dance!!!

I darn near did a fappy dance.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:10 PM (SsG4J)

417 397 mmmm...bacon...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:49 AM (yh0zB)


This.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 09:11 PM (/izg2)

418 I darn near did a fappy dance.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:10 AM (SsG4J)


Well when you do, pics.....

Posted by: NC Ref at October 06, 2011 09:12 PM (/izg2)

419 I am stable at 4.8 on my 2600k as well. I have an H70 on it, so if I wanted to go further I probably could.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 09:13 PM (7F9i5)

420

<<Why a group that has gone after the tobacco and alcohol companies so regularly would be expected to go easy on pot has never been fully explained to me.>>

'Cause the conservatives don't like it, that's why.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 06, 2011 09:13 PM (7qKVv)

421 And that just irritates the crap out of me. It strikes me as the ultimate form of self absorption, that because they  don't find anything worthy, humanity in its entirety is pointless. Spare me. Posted by: MissTammy

Agreed with applause. That's why I have to insist on divorcing Hemingway from any notion that he's related to that miserable school.

Post-moderns stand on the shoulders of giants and think taking a piss from such a height is admirable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 09:14 PM (kt1UQ)

422 Yankees + Losing = Messy Pants

Posted by: Porkkky at October 06, 2011 09:14 PM (46ffO)

423 I am stable at 4.8 on my 2600k as well.

I have an H70 on it, so if I wanted to go further I probably could.

Posted by: Zakn at October 07, 2011 01:13 AM (7F9i5)


yeah, I can see 5 on water. Just ehh though with water by components makes me scared even though it wouldn't make my pc be louder than my launch 360 anymore

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:15 PM (M8yfa)

424 430 And the yankees lose, did a happy dance!!!

I darn near did a fappy dance.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:10 AM (SsG4J)

OK Miss Tammy, lets do the happy dance.. Tee Hee. Went to darts with hubby, and when the yankees lost  and I saw the sad yankee fan tears,I did the happy dance, everyone looked at me like I was a crazy bitch.

But you all know I am, so fm..Tee Hee

His friend said I probably get him in trouble a lot, he said yea, but thats why he loves me..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:16 PM (R21xD)

425 oh Zakn, what do you think of CCP's mea culpa?

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:18 PM (M8yfa)

426 give me good sci fi

I have been  trying to get in to sci fi for years. I'm afraid my taste is still very juvenile. Very. Like the Heinlein books he wrote for kids, the ones with the red headed mom whose name escapes me at the moment. Hazel, maybe?

I can't seem to make the jump in to the real spacy sci fi, or the fantasy sci fi, either. CAse in point, I tried to read Hyperion today. I couldn't get past the first chapter. I just couldn't melt in to all the sci fi terms. I think I'm too old now.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:18 PM (SsG4J)

427 Is everyone ready for the end of the world coming up on the 21st?  I hope it's over by Friday because I have a pistol shooting class on Saturday that I don't want to miss. I don't think it's refundable.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:21 PM (yh0zB)

428 371 Grey fox, did you look at population density

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2011 12:36 AM (OTtAK)

I am afraid not. It is mostly a cultural study of their military: how the VERY well established practice of feud influenced the way they approached warfare. Lots of time and energy looking at stuff like how their family structure worked (much like ours), how they dealt with conflicting loyalties, how they prortrayed their heroes (there are a lot of feuds in Beowulf, and many of them do not followlook like what we would expect an idealized feud to look like - conflicting loyalties, etc. Very interesting), varying levels in warfare, the treatment of the dead and captured, etc.

My conclusion is that war was usually waged for socio-economic or political reasons unconnected with feuding, but the cultural emphasis on vengeance as part of a code of honor, the structure of their military, the lack of a clearly defined clan system, and the fact that war was actually dangerous for leaders (kings died surprisingly often in battle in this period. After 1066, only Richard III died in battle, whereas Penda of Mercia kills at least three or four enemy kings within his lifetime, and may have died violently himself) meant that the idea of feud works its way into all kinds of conflicts, even ones where you have a members of teh same family fighting each other.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 09:21 PM (MSCON)

429 440. If you must look in that direction...you must start...with... "The Martin Chronicles."...by..."Ray Bradbury."

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 09:21 PM (mQZnP)

430 When I was on a cruise, we had paperbacks all over the ship. There wasn't a hell of a lot to so I read. The absolute most popular series on the Kitty Hawk was the Mack Bolan "Mafia Wars", series. I can still recite lines from those books today.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:22 PM (ZDUD4)

431 Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:16 AM (R21xD)

Hell yea that's why he loves you!

And weft cut loop, I will grant you that divorce; thanks for the reminder of why Hemingway is so admired.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:22 PM (SsG4J)

432 I've had my 2600k up to 4.82 on air till I got too scared


I forget the leap the i series has made in core technology.. don't do a lot of "pc" work any more.

So your not increasing voltage to achieve the OC or it handles the voltage increase now?  

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 09:23 PM (KZLoo)

433

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:18 AM (SsG4J)


you are never to old to enjoy L. Sprague de Camp

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:24 PM (M8yfa)

434 Is everyone ready for the end of the world coming up on the 21st? I hope it's over by Friday because I have a pistol shooting class on Saturday that I don't want to miss. I don't think it's refundable. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 01:21 AM (yh0zB) who or what is putting on the class? what type?

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 09:24 PM (ltfvv)

435 443, I always liked the Ray Bradbury stones, Like "There will come soft rains" and "The Pedestrian.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:25 PM (ZDUD4)

436 So your not increasing voltage to achieve the OC or it handles the voltage increase now?  

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 01:23 AM (KZLoo)


nope, still have to increase voltage manually ie. do what everyone else does and find someone else's postings

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:26 PM (M8yfa)

437 None of that shit really affects me, but if they follow through with it, then it's pretty awesome. On the my computer sounds like a fucking jet engine tip. The H70 is nice. Probably a little louder than a decent after market air cooler. The thing thats loud in my box is the video card. Not even getting a new one will solve that. Only thing thats gonna solve that is architectural and generational changes. I am enjoying Eve though. My corp is about to join an alliance. We are going to split the corp. Carebears stay in Hi. Carebears with teeth head to low. Not entirely sure how it will work out, but am looking forward to having a POS to work out of for my research needs. Alt finishes freighter skills tomorrow. Then i'm gonna finish up his industry and he'll be the money maker toon and main will be the isk sink.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 09:28 PM (7F9i5)

438 > 370 358 I just posted the scariest headline I've ever put in the sidebar. Saw that, YIKES Thoughts? Posted by: Steck My imagination fails me when I try to think what a govt. health insurance policy will look like. Wait, I just thought of it. The instructions for IRS form 1040. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 06, 2011 09:28 PM (mGnwL)

439 I have been  trying to get in to sci fi for years. I'm afraid my taste is still very juvenile. Very. Like the Heinlein books he wrote for kids, the ones with the red headed mom whose name escapes me at the moment. Hazel, maybe?

I think Hazel was the one who banged her son and then entered a group marriage with her dad.  Not exactly kids stuff.

Posted by: Alex at October 06, 2011 09:28 PM (x40U+)

440 hope this Old Republic beta is good :/

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:28 PM (M8yfa)

441 445 Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:16 AM (R21xD)

Hell yea that's why he loves you!

And weft cut loop, I will grant you that divorce; thanks for the reminder of why Hemingway is so admired.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:22 AM (SsG4J)

The secret to a good marriage, I am told, is humor. If ya can still make each other laugh, you can make it all the way.

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:29 PM (R21xD)

442 Then i'm gonna finish up his industry and he'll be the money maker toon 

Posted by: Zakn at October 07, 2011 01:28 AM (7F9i5)


stockmarket is still the best way to make isk

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:30 PM (M8yfa)

443 Okay, yes, I have read Bradbury, and he's fine and L Sprague de Camp sounds familiar. Gilligan something. That can't be right, can it?

Could be I am just not a space person. Is the hour late enough for me to confess I didn't really like the Star Wars movies?

I will add the "Mafia Wars" to my list. I want to try the Reach character books first. It better have a happier ending than Bridges of Madison County!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:30 PM (SsG4J)

444 Good evening again.

I desire one of two things, a woman to make passionate love to or an ice cold six pack.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

445 I'm to close to jita to be able to compete with all the bots and professional traders.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 09:31 PM (7F9i5)

446 449. Chilling it was in rains, the house just running itself, with his calm movement to the outside of the house to nail the frightful point of why it was so...

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 09:32 PM (mQZnP)

447 or an ice cold six pack. Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:31 AM (4ixH5) only 6? go big with a 12'er

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 09:32 PM (ltfvv)

448 458 Good evening again.

I desire one of two things, a woman to make passionate love to or an ice cold six pack.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:31 AM (4ixH5)

Arent they one and the same, tee hee..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:33 PM (R21xD)

449 457, I wish I could get into scify, everyone makes it sound so intresting but three pages in and I'm thinkin Hey, isn't there an everybody loves raymond rerun? Mack Bolan is extremely violent shoot em up. They are fun reads.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:33 PM (ZDUD4)

450 I think Hazel was the one who banged her son and then entered a group marriage with her dad.  Not exactly kids stuff.

OMG, I do not rememebr that!!!

 The one I am thinking of had a husband and young kids and they were all on a spaceship and they had these little cute critters that bred too quickly.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:34 PM (SsG4J)

451 If ya can still make each other laugh, you can make it all the way.

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:29 AM (R21xD)

Or if you can make each other cum.  Now *that* takes talent.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:34 PM (4ixH5)

452

Greyfox your subject is facinating. 

The thing about lots of kings being killed in battle changing to very few made me wonder.  Might that be associated with the consolidation of larger kingdoms under fewer rulers(say kings for Scotland, England, and Wales rather than the many in the time of King Lear), making those rulers more "valuable" as their deaths would cause a greater disruption? If it is associated would it be cause or affect? 

 My knowledge if the subject is quite shallow and I always love to learn more.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 09:35 PM (LmarV)

453 who or what is putting on the class? what type?

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 01:24 AM (ltfvv)

Here are the details, it's a pistol shooting class at Tigerswan in Fayettville NC.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:35 PM (yh0zB)

454 462, Reminds me of an old joke. Why is a womans Vagina and anus so close? So when they get drunk you can carry them out of the bar like a six pack.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:36 PM (ZDUD4)

455 If ya can still make each other laugh, you can make it all the way.

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:29 AM (R21xD) 

Hell, if he can't make me laugh, he ain't getting in my pants, let alone marrying me!

Or if you can make each other cum.  Now *that* takes talent.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:34 AM (4ixH5)

Do you have special needs we aren't aware of, Richard?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:37 PM (SsG4J)

456 466 If ya can still make each other laugh, you can make it all the way.

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:29 AM (R21xD)

Or if you can make each other cum.  Now *that* takes talent.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:34 AM (4ixH5)

Dude, Robert I scold you..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:38 PM (R21xD)

457 Mack Bolan is extremely violent shoot em up. They are fun reads.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 01:33 AM (ZDUD4)

I just got done with "Dead Six" and if you like violent shoot-em-ups it is probably a book you would like.  It's 10 pounds of awesome in a 5 pound bag.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:38 PM (yh0zB)

458 MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:37 AM Special Needs Richard. Now there is a nic.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:38 PM (ZDUD4)

459 468 So. That means me and my M203 are not gonna be allowed....?

Posted by: Richard at October 06, 2011 09:39 PM (mQZnP)

460 could always check out my old warm blanket sci-fi writer (even though he is more known for being THE S&S dude not named Howard), Fritz Leiber.

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:39 PM (M8yfa)

461 So. That means me and my M203 are not gonna be allowed....?

Posted by: Richard at October 07, 2011 01:39 AM (mQZnP)

No, but your M1911 would be welcome.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:40 PM (yh0zB)

462 only read the MHI books but I dig Correia

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:41 PM (M8yfa)

463 only 6?
go big with a 12'er

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 01:32 AM (ltfvv)

Well...it is a better deal...




Arent they one and the same, tee hee..

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:33 AM (R21xD)

A woman.  Named Bud.  Budwina!

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:41 PM (4ixH5)

464 Mack Bolan is extremely violent shoot em up

I don't mind regular old violence, but I don't want a bunch of torture. Do people just get shot up, or is it sadistic?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:41 PM (SsG4J)

465 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 01:35 AM (yh0zB) Sweet! I liked the quote "not advanced shooting but fundamentals under stress"

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 09:42 PM (ltfvv)

466

I missed the tweet  did I not?

 

Again, I do not twit, nor do I book the face. So I will always be out of the loop on that aspect.....;{

Posted by: Special Needs Richard at October 06, 2011 09:43 PM (mQZnP)

467 Lilecks sent me a dm to say Hi to all the Rons and Ettes. Not only does he read the comments, he also reads the blog posts

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 09:43 PM (LymaA)

468 And weft cut loop, I will grant you that divorce; thanks for the reminder of why Hemingway is so admired.  Posted by: MissTammy

Ouch, I didn't mean to sound like that big a fanboy of the Rotund Writer of Rum.

Next time we can discuss why fans of James Joyce are poncy tossers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 06, 2011 09:43 PM (kt1UQ)

469

Arent they one and the same, tee hee..

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:33 AM (R21xD)

A woman.  Named Bud.  Budwina!

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:41 AM (4ixH5)

OK I am gonna find you a wife, or girlfriend, or one night stand.

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:44 PM (R21xD)

470 479, No, he's just kind of cocky. I turned down the ally and saw five of them. Hmm, five of them and one of me, the odds were, just about even. He's just an over the top badass.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:44 PM (ZDUD4)

471 sweet, 11 gigs left to go in this download

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:44 PM (M8yfa)

472 only read the MHI books but I dig Correia

Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2011 01:41 AM (M8yfa)

"The Grimnoir Chronicles" are good, too (second one out next month), "Dead Six" was co-authored by a military bomb-diffuser who is presently on a grand tour of Asscrackistan and it is F'N AWESOME!!!  Two guys with conflicting goals in a small Middle Eastern country who are crossing paths regularly, one is a thief and the other is part of a government assassination team, the government guy keeps killing the thief's targets.  Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:47 PM (yh0zB)

473

Do you have special needs we aren't aware of, Richard?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:37 AM (SsG4J)

Who zi whatsis?  RICHARD?!?!?!?!

Miss Tammy, now you remind me of my mother.  My brother's name also happens to be Richard and she gets our names mixed up all the time.

You're not secretly my mom, are you?

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:48 PM (4ixH5)

474 486, God I love that stuff. I married provincial and i'm such a hillbilly. I rarely get those treats.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:49 PM (ZDUD4)

475 He's just an over the top badass.

Just the way I like 'em. I'm going to guess I won't like his approach to relationships, but it comes with the genre.

And Dude, I have read Leiber, but I think they were scary stories. Maybe a different guy?

Next time we can discuss why fans of James Joyce are poncy tossers.

Ha, that needs a thread of its own    I don't hate him though.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:49 PM (SsG4J)

476 468 Is this your first pistol class? I got nothing like that around here but the guy who ran the USMC west coast sniper school set up shop in Washington. gotta scrape some coin up to take his class.

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 09:49 PM (ltfvv)

477

OK I am gonna find you a wife, or girlfriend, or one night stand.

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:44 AM (R21xD)

You're the best!

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

478 I got nothing like that around here but the guy who ran the USMC west coast sniper school set up shop in Washington.

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 01:49 AM (ltfvv)

 - - -
Link? Info?

Posted by: Flounder at October 06, 2011 09:50 PM (Kkt/i)

479 I liked the quote
"not advanced shooting but fundamentals under stress"

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 01:42 AM (ltfvv)

I'm really looking forward to this class. The only "formal" training I ever got was a 10 minute range safety lecture in boot camp that generally went "Do like I say or I'll put my boot up your ass" and then we shot M1911s that had been converted to .22 caliber, if we hit the paper the instructors were overjoyed.  They told us that since we were military we were required to have weapons training, but if our duties included carrying weapons we would get training on them, now shoot your rounds and get the F*CK off of my range!  Good times, good times.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:50 PM (yh0zB)

480 Robert, you do not need to twit.  You can keep your profile entirely private, not tweet, and follow all kinds of people in whatever subject interests you.  I use it to keep up on political stuff, saves me on making bookmarks for sites/pundits I like to read. 

And I mainly only Face the Book because I have a humongous family spread just about everywhere, and we can keep in touch that way. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 06, 2011 09:50 PM (Zgfnd)

481 Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:48 AM (4ixH5)

Now you wouldn't expect me to admit that would ya, Richard?! 

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:51 PM (SsG4J)

482 489

Oh you poor man!

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 09:52 PM (OZymZ)

483 Robert <snip>

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 07, 2011 01:50 AM (Zgfnd)

*Sigh*

*Buries face in hands*

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:52 PM (4ixH5)

484 Now you wouldn't expect me to admit that would ya, Richard?! 

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:51 AM (SsG4J)

*Takes a length of rope, makes a noose*

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

485 And my apologies for the mix up, Ri...Robert.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 09:54 PM (SsG4J)

486 My brother's name also happens to be Richard and she gets our names mixed up all the time.

You're not secretly my mom, are you?

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:48 AM (4ixH5)

My mom always called me "YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO NOW GET OVER HERE NOW!!!! DON'T MAKE ME YELL AT YOU!!!!!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:54 PM (yh0zB)

487

Greyfox your subject is facinating.

The thing about lots of kings being killed in battle changing to very few made me wonder. Might that be associated with the consolidation of larger kingdoms under fewer rulers(say kings for Scotland, England, and Wales rather than the many in the time of King Lear), making those rulers more "valuable" as their deaths would cause a greater disruption? If it is associated would it be cause or affect?

My knowledge if the subject is quite shallow and I always love to learn more.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 07, 2011 01:35 AM (LmarV)

That is certainly part of it. Kings stop dying in battle after the viking invasions (Harold I at Hastings is the exception) - there are simply fewer of them, and after England was united the great nobles (ealdormen and earls) become the primary warleaders. Those are killed from time to time.

Other issues are that the growth of chivalry means that warriors actually start taking prisoners. Prior to this there are very few prisoners and those were taken were often executed or mutilated, something that I am arguing was part of their feud mentality. Also, there may be a shift in the ideology of kingship that de-emphasized the king as warrior and allowed them to stay out of the fighting more often.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 09:54 PM (MSCON)

488 SITH HAPPENS

just had to share.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (QNeKQ)

489 yeah. Try learning how to spell that in Kindergarten...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (yh0zB)

490 Oh you poor man!

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 01:52 AM (OZymZ)

I am doomed.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (4ixH5)

491 And Dude, I have read Leiber, but I think they were scary stories. Maybe a different guy?
Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:49 AM (SsG4J)

nope, he wrote pretty damn good horror as well (most lucrative side of the pulps).


if you don't mind post apocalyptic stories, the Deadlands series is a bit a fun for the most part.

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (M8yfa)

492 500

It is terribly unfair.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (OZymZ)

493 469 462, Reminds me of an old joke. Why is a womans Vagina and anus so close? So when they get drunk you can carry them out of the bar like a six pack.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 01:36 AM (ZDUD4)

Men are like dogs, they all lick their own balls, hump each others legs, and think we all enjoy sex with them every time..

Sorry, just made that  up, but its better then that shit you put up.. OK I will be pissed at myself for putting this here, but oh  well..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 09:55 PM (R21xD)

494 Heh, guess I meant Richard.  Same still applies.  Sorry, just popping in before heading off to bed.

Hope your hands were clean before you buried your face in them, Robert. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 06, 2011 09:56 PM (Zgfnd)

495 489.W.T??? am I missing posts or something???..  just what is MT eluding to?? Since I do not tweet or book face seems I'm only getting half the back and forth since I do not back channel the ONT and NEVER WILL!!

Posted by: Special Needs Richard at October 06, 2011 09:56 PM (mQZnP)

496 SITH HAPPENS

just had to share.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 01:55 AM (QNeKQ)

Oooh, that's what I want to be for Halloween!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:56 PM (yh0zB)

497 And my apologies for the mix up, Ri...Robert.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 01:54 AM (SsG4J)

Thank you, Ma...Tammy.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 09:57 PM (4ixH5)

498 Someone help 511 understand the mix up.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 09:57 PM (OZymZ)

499 494 no linky but search on Central Cascade Precision run by Caylen Wojcik he set up shop in Yakima, WA

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 09:57 PM (ltfvv)

500

Men are like dogs, they all lick their own balls, (yada yada yada)

Posted by: lou at October 07, 2011 01:55 AM (R21xD)

If we could do THAT we'd never leave the house!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 09:58 PM (yh0zB)

501

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2011 01:54 AM (MSCON)

I appreciate your answer.  Are there any books you could recommend?  The local library is tiny but I've discovered the wonder that is Amazon, yeah I'm a freakishly late adopter of all the coolest stuff. ;P

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 09:58 PM (LmarV)

502 509, I'm sorry, it's this diet orange crush I'm shotgunning. I quit drinking liquor for a while and I usually blog buzzed so I set the filter to a higher level. My comment was juvenile and unacceptable, I apologize.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 09:58 PM (ZDUD4)

503 I'm waiting....

Posted by: Special Needs Richard at October 06, 2011 10:00 PM (mQZnP)

504

My mom always called me "YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO NOW GET OVER HERE NOW!!!! DON'T MAKE ME YELL AT YOU!!!!!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 01:54 AM (yh0zB)

I think they all do that eventually.

I think it's what Bill Cosby called the "brain damage."  I don't have any kids but I'm betting that the mama 'ettes and the papa 'rons can confirm this phenomenon.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

505 Someone help 511 understand the mix up.

One of my boy is having trouble cumming, and I can't track of which one it is, but because I'm his mother, it's really bad form for me to inquire too far in to it.

He may or may not be the one who needs a cold six pack.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:01 PM (SsG4J)

506 495 sounds really fun I'd like to go to that class, I think I'd learn a ton.

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:02 PM (ltfvv)

507 Hope your hands were clean before you buried your face in them, Robert. 

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 07, 2011 01:56 AM (Zgfnd)

Clean as a whistle, maam.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:02 PM (4ixH5)

508 miss Tammy have you tried reading Dean Koontz?
his stories are awesome exciting and Watchers and Lightening are set in Orange County with a lot of familiar landmarks.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 10:02 PM (QNeKQ)

509 520, I call my kids each others names all the time. Usually when i'm upset at them. They get this genuinly hurt look on their face when I do it and I feel so bad I forget why I was mad at them in the first place.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:02 PM (ZDUD4)

510 Still waiting...

Posted by: Special Needs Richard at October 06, 2011 10:03 PM (mQZnP)

511 My comment was juvenile and unacceptable, I apologize.

Oh please, Dude was just saying the other day that y'all had got all tame and civilized here in the ONT. I doubt anyone was offended!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:03 PM (SsG4J)

512 521, Oh Shit, LMFAO

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:04 PM (ZDUD4)

513 526
Miss Tammy was hazing Robert but somehow started calling him Richard...it just snowballed from there.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:04 PM (OZymZ)

514 So where's the counter protest to these shitbags?  I know, we all have this nebulous thing that the hippies have no concept of:  jobs.  But still... why can't we bring the hate?

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:05 PM (x3YFz)

Posted by: bsdbsn at October 06, 2011 10:05 PM (qinpH)

516

OK must go to bed. Last comment was stupid, Night all, God Bless.

Lets hope those AZ sheriffs kick holder and obama ass..

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 10:05 PM (R21xD)

517 Shepard? As in Alan Shepard?

Posted by: TH at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (T8AL6)

518 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (QNeKQ)

Oh, girl, I love me some Koontz!!!! I like scary stuff.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (SsG4J)

519 I'd like to go to that class, I think I'd learn a ton.

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (ltfvv)

I think I'll learn a lot.  I guess on the positive side I've never been incorrectly trained, but the down side is that I've never really been trained at all. I just hope I don't end up looking like a complete jack-off.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (yh0zB)

520 527, Yeah, but just because you think vulgar things doesn't mean you should write vulgar things. Roberts Mom might be reading this.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (ZDUD4)

521 Did I just stumble into an ONT cage match?  You KNOW i'm ready for some nonsensical flailing about!

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:06 PM (x3YFz)

522 lou, don't leave me and Gushka alone with these guys!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:07 PM (SsG4J)

523 Did I just stumble into an ONT cage match?  You KNOW i'm ready for some nonsensical flailing about!

Posted by: tangonine at October 07, 2011 02:06 AM (x3YFz)


just put the baby oil into the microwave

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:07 PM (M8yfa)

524 Roberts Mom might be reading this.

Or Richard's, for that matter.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (SsG4J)

525 T9, hey there!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (SsG4J)

526 T-9, long time no read. How are you?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (ZDUD4)

527

Posted by: bsdbsn at October 07, 2011 02:05 AM (qinpH)


damn spammer, now I'm gonna have bsdm on my mind all morning

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (M8yfa)

528 538
ahem

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (OZymZ)

529 miss Tammy have you tried reading Dean Koontz?
his stories are awesome exciting and Watchers and Lightening are set in Orange County with a lot of familiar landmarks.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (QNeKQ)

My favorite-est of all the Dean Koontz books was Strangers.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:08 PM (yh0zB)

530 In my opinion, for safety, the most important part of handguns is a proper draw and re-holster. Most people fuck this part up the most and shoot themselves or someone else on accident. after that the next most important part with handguns is proper movment with the loaded handgun finger off the trigger, muzzle pointed safe after all that it is hitting what you are shooting at

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (ltfvv)

531 I'll take Miss Tammy's side.  Every time I've opposed her I've looked like an ass so I learn, if not quickly, statistically.  And I like her so there's that.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (x3YFz)

532 >>> why can't we bring the hate? Now if their was only some guy who could explain punching down.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (GE1+K)

533 527. Thank you, I have cousins that are...ya know...that way...just a touchy point with me that's all.. sorry you had to step on that land-mine...how could you have known after all...

Posted by: Special Needs Richard at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (mQZnP)

534

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (ZDUD4)

Lol, I'm fortunate that my kids don't seem offended when I use the wrong name.  Usually it's more like first-syllable-of eldest's-name,first-syllable-of-next-kid's-name etc.  I do try really hard not to call the boy by his sisters' names and vice-versa though.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 10:09 PM (LmarV)

535 www.parts-machining.com

Posted by: bsdbsn at October 07, 2011 02:05 AM (qinpH)

Posted by: GGE Misses the Machines For Sale Spambot at October 06, 2011 10:10 PM (yh0zB)

536 just put the baby oil into the microwave

Nyet, nyet. Pour some into your hands and rub them together. But put some music on first.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (SsG4J)

537 Gah. Comment fail. I meant to add: Close, but no cigar.

Man, that Machines for Sale spambot really knew his stuff! They don't program 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: GGE Misses the Machines For Sale Spambot at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (yh0zB)

538 I call my kids each others names all the time. Usually when i'm upset at them. They get this genuinly hurt look on their face when I do it and I feel so bad I forget why I was mad at them in the first place.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (ZDUD4)

Genuinely hurt or just trying to activate the "sucker" part of your brain?

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (4ixH5)

539 538 lou, don't leave me and Gushka alone with these guys!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 02:07 AM (SsG4J)

I am putting my money on you two..You both rock.

Posted by: lou at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (R21xD)

540 547, I saw Garret run into a ronnette hive one evening with his guns blazing. I almost felt sorry for him, almost.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (ZDUD4)

541 546 In my opinion, for safety, the most important part of handguns is a proper draw and re-holster.

Most people fuck this part up the most and shoot themselves or someone else on accident.
Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:09 AM (ltfvv)

amen.  the draw.  the draw under duress... no one thinks about it but it is THE most critical point.  training, training, training.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:11 PM (x3YFz)

542 554, Hmm, I'll keep that in mind.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:13 PM (ZDUD4)

543 Roberts Mom might be reading this.

Or Richard's, for that matter.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 02:08 AM (SsG4J)

I lol'd.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:13 PM (4ixH5)

544 Central Cascade Precision run by Caylen Wojcik

he set up shop in Yakima, WA

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 01:57 AM (ltfvv)

Thanks. 

http://ccptraining.com/

Posted by: Flounder at October 06, 2011 10:13 PM (Kkt/i)

545 550

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:02 AM (ZDUD4)

Lol, I'm fortunate that my kids don't seem offended when I use the wrong name. Usually it's more like first-syllable-of eldest's-name,first-syllable-of-next-kid's-name etc. I do try really hard not to call the boy by his sisters' names and vice-versa though.

-----

Accidentally called the x-wife by her sisters name, in bed once. That went over real big.

Posted by: Jimmah at October 06, 2011 10:14 PM (g9KCn)

546 535 Just be square with the staff and indicate this is all new Then don't try to be fast, just be sure to do it right every time. speed and accuracy will improve with practice I was told once, No one will remember how fast you are today but everyone will remember if you fuck up

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:14 PM (ltfvv)

547 Richard, I am SO sorry!

Robert was saying that it took talent to make each other, uh, get to hteir happy place, and I just asked him if he had some kind of special needs because it didn't seem tome like it took all that much talent to make someone...happy.

Did NOT mean any offense to the other kind of Special Needs.

I am so, so sorry! 

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:14 PM (SsG4J)

548 In my opinion, for safety, the most important part of handguns is a proper draw and re-holster.
Most people fuck this part up the most and shoot themselves or someone else on accident.
Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:09 AM (ltfvv)

Yeah, and I've got a Blackhawk Serpa holster and a Glock...which has gotten a foul reputation in some circles lately...complete with videos.

Polliwog, my Mom used to do that, too, and then just finish up with the "YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO" bit.  And then after we had been walloped and were standing there sniffling she'd give us the "Quitchersniveling or I'll give you something to cry about" line, which sort of seemed ridiculous since she had just DONE that...but I knew enough not to say anything. I was young, not stupid. I had a brother for that.

Posted by: GGE Misses the Machines For Sale Spambot at October 06, 2011 10:14 PM (yh0zB)

549 561, ooops, I would have liked to have heard that explaination.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:15 PM (ZDUD4)

550 I do try really hard not to call the boy by his sisters' names and vice-versa though.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 07, 2011 02:09 AM (LmarV)

Oh dude, my mother has at times gone through my brother's name, sister's name and even the various animal's names before getting to mine.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:15 PM (4ixH5)

551 562 535
Just be square with the staff and indicate this is all new



Then don't try to be fast, just be sure to do it right every time.


speed and accuracy will improve with practice



I was told once,
No one will remember how fast you are today but someone will die everyone will remember if you fuck up


Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:14 AM (ltfvv)

FTFY

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:16 PM (x3YFz)

552 I'll take Miss Tammy's side.  Every time I've opposed her I've looked like an ass

OMG, y'all hate me, don't you??? tangonine, you are NOT an ass. Im red headed and quick tempered. Ignore me. I forget as easily as I snap.

The pup is good, I hope?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 10:17 PM (SsG4J)

553 Can we go counterprotest with lots of pepper spray? Call it a capitalistic cleaning agent or something. Cause i'd be down with that.

Posted by: Zakn at October 06, 2011 10:17 PM (7F9i5)

554

Accidentally called the x-wife by her sisters name, in bed once. That went over real big.

Posted by: Jimmah at October 07, 2011 02:14 AM (g9KCn)

Might explain the whole "ex" part of that statement, ya?

I was told once,
No one will remember how fast you are today but everyone will remember if you fuck up
Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:14 AM (ltfvv)

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. And now I can't get the italics to turn off. Quality commenting system we got around here.

Posted by: GGE Misses the Machines For Sale Spambot at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (yh0zB)

555 560 Flounder, what part of the country you in?

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (ltfvv)

556

Accidentally called the x-wife by her sisters name, in bed once. That went over real big.

Posted by: Jimmah at October 07, 2011 02:14 AM (g9KCn)

So, uh...is that why she's the ex-wife?  Or do you mean "x-wife" to mean she was bald and could read minds?

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:18 PM (4ixH5)

557

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 02:15 AM (4ixH5)

Ouch!  To the best of my knowledge I've never called one of them by the guinea pig's name.  The cat I can't be absolutely sure about though.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 10:19 PM (LmarV)

558 Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. And now I can't get the italics to turn off. Quality commenting system we got around here.

and of course the italics don't show up in the posting...nice.

Posted by: GGE Doesn't Feel At All Like A Jackass, Why Do You Ask? at October 06, 2011 10:19 PM (yh0zB)

559 568 I'll take Miss Tammy's side.  Every time I've opposed her I've looked like an ass

OMG, y'all hate me, don't you??? tangonine, you are NOT an ass. Im red headed and quick tempered. Ignore me. I forget as easily as I snap.

The pup is good, I hope?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

Tammy, that was meant as a hat tip.  Yer a good woman and have my respect.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:20 PM (x3YFz)

560

565561, ooops, I would have liked to have heard that explaination.

----

No chance for one, it was an immediate WTF did you say!!! And ten minute fight.

Posted by: Jimmah at October 06, 2011 10:20 PM (g9KCn)

561 So who went to Chemjeff's get-together in the KC area? I wish I could have made it for that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:20 PM (yh0zB)

562 Polliwog at October 07, 2011 02:19 AM The guinea pig's? Do you have an Italian SIL too?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:21 PM (ZDUD4)

563 and yeah he's actually doing fantastic.  his behavior over the last 2 days is making me think that we were missing him being sick for a good 6 months prior to the HGE.  He's like an 11 year old puppy, I'm having a hard time containing his fuzzy little ass... and given that the standard recovery time for HGE is 30-60 days I'm floored.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:23 PM (x3YFz)

564 564 Yeah, and I've got a Blackhawk Serpa holster and a Glock...which has gotten a foul reputation in some circles lately...complete with videos. Serpa works better for civilians than deployed military however I'm not a fan everyone has diffrent holster requirements and likes. If you are in the market for a new holster check out Safariland

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:23 PM (ltfvv)

565

No chance for one, it was an immediate WTF did you say!!! And ten minute fight.

Posted by: Jimmah at October 07, 2011 02:20 AM (g9KCn)

And then the make-up sex?  I've heard of the "rodeo ride" but I think you have to be in position, so to speak, before you call her by her sister's name...(and then you try to hold on for eight)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:23 PM (yh0zB)

566 I have 83 first cousins on my Daddy's side, and most of us answer to Terry, Trace or Tommy, because they were the first three born, and grandma could never get beyond those names.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:24 PM (SsG4J)

567 Posted by: tangonine at October 07, 2011 02:23 AM (x3YFz)

That made my entire week! Awesome news!!!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:25 PM (SsG4J)

568 If you are in the market for a new holster check out Safariland

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:23 AM (ltfvv)

I usually carry concealed, but the Serpa is a fine holster. You just use the PAD of your finger to disengage the lock instead of the TIP of the finger.  It just works better.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:25 PM (yh0zB)

569 580 564
Yeah, and I've got a Blackhawk Serpa holster and a Glock...which has gotten a foul reputation in some circles lately...complete with videos.



Serpa works better for civilians than deployed military


however I'm not a fan

everyone has diffrent holster requirements and likes.


If you are in the market for a new holster check out Safariland

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:23 AM (ltfvv)

uncle mike's paddle holsters for all my CC.  comfy and accessible.  I do still have a torso-band that I carry my 2d CC in (yeah I'm that guy that carries 2 + mags... call me paranoid)..

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:26 PM (x3YFz)

570 sidebar: Actual Headline: "Feds to design health insurance for the masses" Go ahead. Read the article. A set of incoherent paragraphs. One paragraph says the gubmint plan will be the standard for everyone, the next says most employers won't have to offer it. One paragraph says Obamacare must provide a huge set of benefits, yet another says it must meet fiscal responsibilities. However it practically admits death panels are inevitable: "The other option is to walk into the store with a firm idea of what you can spend and to fill the cart carefully, with only enough food to fit within your budget," the advisers said. "The committee recommends that (the administration) take the latter approach." Obamacare is going to be a colossal clusterfuck, like its political father.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Lawrence O'Donnell dodged the draft at October 06, 2011 10:27 PM (AZGON)

571

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:21 AM (ZDUD4)

Maybe it's that it's late, but I don't understand the question.  I have the suspicion you're making a joke that's going over my head at the moment. 

The piggy's name is Patches which is why it generally doesn't make it into the "what was your name again?" mix.  Given that I picked the names for all three daughters it's pretty sad to be stuck looking at one saying "At least I know your name's not Eevee (the cat)."

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 10:27 PM (LmarV)

572 566 I do try really hard not to call the boy by his sisters' names and vice-versa though.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 07, 2011 02:09 AM (LmarV)

Oh dude, my mother has at times gone through my brother's name, sister's name and even the various animal's names before getting to mine.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 02:15 AM (4ixH5)

my mom confuses me with my sister constantly. like she looks and acts like Abby from NCIS, and i wear jeans and paddock boots and tie dyed babydoll T shirts and have grey brown hair in a braid that's four feet long...

sissy is super overly sensitive (if she was a horse she would be "high mettled") chainsmokes expensive european cigarettes, clean freak. Lives in a chique flat in SF associates with rock stars. Embalms the dead for a living.

im an artist, a tomboy. smoke cigars, collects central asian textiles and racehorses lives with a small zoo, a collection of various warriors.

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE US?


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 10:27 PM (QNeKQ)

573 584 my concerns with a Serpa are grit in the locking mechanism, freezing the gun in the holster I'm not super concerned with the holster being ripped off my gunbelt

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:29 PM (ltfvv)

574 (yeah I'm that guy that carries 2 + mags... call me paranoid)..

Posted by: tangonine at October 07, 2011 02:26 AM (x3YFz)

I carry two mags in an external mag holder, but the Grok is usually concealed. It's funny but no one has ever asked about them. When I'm OC'ing the Grok I sometimes get questions about it, including one guy who wanted to know if I worked at the nearby prison.  Nothing negative, though, and usually I get nothing at all. For the most part it doesn't seem to bother anyone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:29 PM (yh0zB)

575 589 584

my concerns with a Serpa are grit in the locking mechanism, freezing the gun in the holster


I'm not super concerned with the holster being ripped off my gunbelt

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:29 AM (ltfvv)

that's why god gave us cows:  leather for our holsters.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:30 PM (x3YFz)

576 584 so you have an IWB? what kind?

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:30 PM (ltfvv)

577 Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 02:27 AM (QNeKQ)

My theory is they get so nervous about saying the wrong name that their brains immediately start rapid firing and everything just comes out wrong.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:33 PM (SsG4J)

578 590 (yeah I'm that guy that carries 2 + mags... call me paranoid)..

Posted by: tangonine at October 07, 2011 02:26 AM (x3YFz)

I carry two mags in an external mag holder, but the Grok is usually concealed. It's funny but no one has ever asked about them. When I'm OC'ing the Grok I sometimes get questions about it, including one guy who wanted to know if I worked at the nearby prison.  Nothing negative, though, and usually I get nothing at all. For the most part it doesn't seem to bother anyone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 02:29 AM (yh0zB)

I've been CC'ing for 5 years.  2 weapons + mags.  Never been 'made'  and I carry every time I leave the house (if you don't, what's the point?).  Of course, summer months make it trickier, so I look forward to winter so I don't have to dress like a  gang member.

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:33 PM (x3YFz)

579 I have laughed the laugh of the happy this evening. Thanks all, Goodnight.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:33 PM (ZDUD4)

580 my concerns with a Serpa are grit in the locking mechanism, freezing the gun in the holster

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:29 AM (ltfvv)

I've never had a problem with it, but then again it's not like I'm rolling around on the ground with it, either. Just like anything else, keep it clean and you should be fine.  The videotaped problems with them are usually people carrying Glocks in them, they use the fingertip to disengage the lock and when the pistol clears the holder the finger goes right into the trigger guard and then BLAM! hole in the leg. It's happened twice that I know of.  Two problems with it, number one use the PAD of the finger not the TIP, and two WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DRAWING A PISTOL WITH THE TRIGGER FINGER??? There should be absolutely NO pressure on your trigger finger during a draw.  Maybe I'm not trained, but I'm not completely inept either.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:33 PM (yh0zB)

581 (yeah I'm that guy that carries 2 + mags... call me paranoid)..



Don't be so hard on yourself,, go with enthusiastic... you know likes to put lead downrange a lot of lead..

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 10:35 PM (KZLoo)

582 oh, about the kid having a problem with busting a nut, tell him to jizz on his belly and when it's almost dry, peel it off as it makes for a nice snack

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:35 PM (M8yfa)

583 585 I'll carry 2 from time to time. Once I had a brain flash that went something like this "fuck I have 3 pistols on me" Today I carry 1 gun with a spare mag and a wife with 1 gun and a spare mag. I need onything other than that I bring a rifle

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:36 PM (ltfvv)

584 517

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2011 01:54 AM (MSCON)

I appreciate your answer. Are there any books you could recommend? The local library is tiny but I've discovered the wonder that is Amazon, yeah I'm a freakishly late adopter of all the coolest stuff. ;P

Posted by: Polliwog at October 07, 2011 01:58 AM (LmarV)

Guy Halsall, Warfare and Society in the Barbarian West is excellent, though a bit dense, and covers all of western Europe, not just England. Stephen Pollington, The English Warrior: From Earliest Times till 1066 is also good, and a lot easier to read. Campbell et al. The Anglo-Saxons is a nice overview of the era and culture, not just warfare, that is not too dense and has nice illustrations (Don't laugh! Archeology is an important part of the record in this era)

After that the original documents; Bede's Ecclesiastical History of the English People, (Penguin) Beowulf (Rebsamen or Heaney for beautiful translation, Swanton for literal accuracy), Hamer's collection of translated minor poetry. The Word Exchange is supposed to be good, but I haven't had time to look at it closely yet. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, Swanton's translation, is very nice, but isn't for the casual reader, I don't think - it contains five different versions and most of it is "(date) In this yearbishop Daniel died, and so-and-so went to Rome. So and so fought so and so, and both died." Not always very exciting.

Interlibrary loans are a good way to save some money, particularly since some of these are hard to find cheap. Halsall is one of those university press releases with a small print run, for example.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 06, 2011 10:37 PM (MSCON)

585 My theory is they get so nervous about saying the wrong name that their brains immediately start rapid firing and everything just comes out wrong.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 02:33 AM (SsG4J)

no i mean like one year she gave me a selection of black sweaters in various styles

ALL BLACK. which is sissys uniform.

or like she gave sissy riding pants once and new paddock boots. which was nice she rides, but hers werent worn out.

when i was sick this last time sissy had to call her and remind mom Shes the whiner, if i am complaining then i am probably suffering unbearably. its strange i am really concerned that shes had a stroke and has memory gaps that shes covering for.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 10:37 PM (QNeKQ)

586 597 (yeah I'm that guy that carries 2 + mags... call me paranoid)..



Don't be so hard on yourself,, go with enthusiastic... you know likes to put lead downrange a lot of lead..

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 02:35 AM (KZLoo)

actually, I hate the range.  I'm counting every round that I fire in $$.  necessary evil.

Now if they were to put some hippie college students in dreadlocks to run back and forth carrying the targets...

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:38 PM (x3YFz)

587 598, No No No. Place a toothpick in your belly button. Cum in your belly button the let it dry. Pop it out and you will have a spooge sickle.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:39 PM (ZDUD4)

588 OK, now goodnight, I think.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 10:39 PM (ZDUD4)

589 so you have an IWB?

what kind?

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:30 AM (ltfvv)

Right now I've got a Galco Tuck-n'-go, I like it OK but I am lustfully eyeballing the Crossbreed Supertuck.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:40 PM (yh0zB)

590

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:39 AM (ZDUD4)


good source of protein

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:41 PM (M8yfa)

591 594 I've carried since '99 been made a few times but learned from each time

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:43 PM (ltfvv)

592 Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2011 02:35 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:39 AM (ZDUD4)

Seriously? Duuuuuudes...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:43 PM (yh0zB)

593

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2011 02:37 AM (MSCON)

Thanks for the book recs.  I'd certainly qualify as a casual reader so I really appreciate the different depths you suggested.

I love inter-library loan but our local library isn't in a network.  Many people end up paying $75+ a year to use the library system in the next county but I haven't gotten that desperate yet.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 10:44 PM (LmarV)

594 Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2011 02:41 AM (M8yfa)

STOPPIT! gah!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:44 PM (yh0zB)

595 601

ALL BLACK. which is sissys uniform.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 02:37 AM (QNeKQ)

You did not just say the All Blacks are sissies! Hakkaa!

Posted by: tangonine at October 06, 2011 10:45 PM (x3YFz)

596 Oh, lord, Gushka, that IS bad. Bad, bad, bad.

And I think Dude is trying to run us off, don't you??? 

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:45 PM (SsG4J)

597 596 yes be careful on the trigger finger. have someone video your draw so you can see what you are doing with your trigger finger.

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:45 PM (ltfvv)

598 WHAT? It's gotta be a delicacy somewhere around the world

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:46 PM (M8yfa)

599 been made a few times but learned from each time

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:43 AM (ltfvv)

The only time anyone has ever noticed me CC'ing is when they actually paid attention and saw the mag holder.  My son-in-law made some smart-ass comment that "they just don't say anything" and then he looked shocked when I pulled up my shirt and showed him I was carrying. At home. In the house. He couldn't figure out why.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:47 PM (yh0zB)

600 612

More like baiting you, I think.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:47 PM (OZymZ)

601 WHAT? It's gotta be a delicacy somewhere around the world

Obama's is like the finest caviar for the MSM, near as I can tell.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:47 PM (SsG4J)

602

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 02:43 AM (yh0zB)

Uhm, yeah.  I was just finishing some grapes when I read the first one of those.  Made me sort of sorry I'd eaten.

Posted by: Polliwog at October 06, 2011 10:48 PM (LmarV)

603 viking, you still here? Are you an 'ette, or did I misread your ahem?


Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:48 PM (SsG4J)

604
Now if they were to put some hippie college students in dreadlocks to run back and forth carrying the targets...


Yeah I can hear ya now T9,, ops sights are still off hitting low, sorry dude (not really),, ops still low, can we get some more target humpers in here...

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 10:49 PM (WSOpl)

605 605 I've carried with Safariland, Galco and Blackhawk IWB's but never the tuckable kind. I never tuck my shirt in when carring. unless I have to wear a tucked in shirt then I switch to a belly band. I'm too paranoid about tuckable holsters not working like they should.

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:49 PM (ltfvv)

606 619

No you didn't misread.  I am an 'ette and I'm still here.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:50 PM (OZymZ)

607 612 Oh, lord, Gushka, that IS bad. Bad, bad, bad.

And I think Dude is trying to run us off, don't you??? 

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 02:45 AM (SsG4J)

hes gonna have to try way way harder

i am about to get as bad as he is but i keep reminding myself that what i post on internets is forever.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 10:51 PM (QNeKQ)

608 615 that is bad ass!

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:51 PM (ltfvv)

609 so slow downloading this game

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 10:51 PM (M8yfa)

610 Is it late enough for me to ask if a donkey punch is a real true thing, or just one of those urban legends?

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

611 598, No No No. Place a toothpick in your belly button. Cum in your belly button the let it dry. Pop it out and you will have a spooge sickle.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 07, 2011 02:39 AM (ZDUD4)

It's magically delicious!

Posted by: Lucky The Leprechaun at October 06, 2011 10:53 PM (4ixH5)

612 have someone video your draw so you can see what you are doing with your trigger finger.

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:45 AM (ltfvv)

Even if the trigger finger does enter the trigger guard, as long as you are using the pad of the finger your finger is straight and ends up on the side of the trigger, not wrapped around the front of it. And even if it should, since you are properly drawing with the three fingers wrapped around the butt of the pistol you will have no pressure on the trigger at all anyway. And even if you do, the Grok has enough of a take-up that you aren't going to actually pull the trigger back enough to fire the gun. And if you do...you are a dumb-ass. Man up and admit to dumb-assery, don't blame the gun or the holster.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

613 626

I wouldn't know from personal experience but I suspect urban legend.  Except, maybe, in the world of sex slavery or some such.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:54 PM (OZymZ)

614 i am about to get as bad as he is but i keep reminding myself that what i post on internets is forever.

Well, I don't know if it's as bad as Dude's comment, but I do know a lady who uses that for facials.

viking, I'm glad I asked; it's nice to know these things, and we always need reinforcements at this hour!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:54 PM (SsG4J)

615 630

Some people refer to depositing that on a lady's face a "facial".

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:56 PM (OZymZ)

616 I wouldn't know from personal experience but I suspect urban legend.

I thought so. And yes, I agree, maybe some S&M people, but not regular people. It sort of upset me to think of it happening. Weird, huh? Just seemed cruel.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:56 PM (SsG4J)

617 Well, I don't know if it's as bad as Dude's comment, but I do know a lady who uses that for facials.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 02:54 AM (SsG4J)

Does she need volunteers?

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM (4ixH5)

618 628 honest question here. why do want a holster that locks in the gun? what part of your lifestyle needs that? just wondering, not judge'n

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 10:57 PM (ltfvv)

619 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 02:53 AM (yh0zB)

aurochs wanted to thank you on the tip for the ammo on the mosin. we bought two cans will buy two more. im stoked. really good deal. best deal we have seen. got our guns they are all serviced and clean and lovely and yeah the old Aurochs is taking me to the range determined to have me fire it.

this is gonna nd up as one of those "dumb lady fires big gun" videos on you tube i just KNOW it.
he promised to get me a rubber but stock for my gun if i need it.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 10:58 PM (QNeKQ)

620 632

I think there's a whole underworld of sick crap out there but not the vast majority of people.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 10:58 PM (OZymZ)

621 615
that is bad ass!

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:51 AM (ltfvv)

What was funny is when he said "I didn't know you were wearing it HERE!" and I said "Well then, I guess you weren't just being polite and not saying anything then, right?" And yes, I was wearing the double mag holder at the time, so it's not like he couldn't have seen it.  I don't always tuck, but it's nice to have the option.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 10:58 PM (yh0zB)

622 Does she need volunteers?

I'm thinking not, she's living with a biker.

what part of your lifestyle needs that?

What's the significance?

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

623

Does she need volunteers?

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 02:57 AM (4ixH5)


being able to cum in a chicks face is the sign of true love.......so is her farting in front of you but it's not as much fun

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 11:00 PM (M8yfa)

624 635 is that ammo corrosive?

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:00 PM (ltfvv)

625 629 626

I wouldn't know from personal experience but I suspect urban legend.  Except, maybe, in the world of sex slavery or some such.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 02:54 AM (OZymZ)

i suspect a stiff slap works just as well.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:01 PM (QNeKQ)

626

being able to cum in a chicks face is the sign of true love.......so is her farting in front of you but it's not as much fun

Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2011 03:00 AM (M8yfa)

dude if she wants you to cum on her face its cuz she wont swallow and shes come up with a clever way to make you feel special while she refuses to swallow.

you been had.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:02 PM (QNeKQ)

627 I'm thinking not, she's living with a biker.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 02:59 AM (SsG4J)

I'm sure the biker is sitting there, rubbing one out, thinking to himself that she treats him like some kind of machine.

Having some extra on hand could really help their relationship.

I'm being altruistic!

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:03 PM (4ixH5)

628 637 when my wife was my girlfriend, she could never tell if I was carring so she would give me these wierd hugs trying to find my gun hug low, hug high, poat, pat, pat... funny looking back on it

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:03 PM (ltfvv)

629 so is her farting in front of you

Never gonna happen, and I adore my husband. I can barely go to the bathroom when he's home, I am darn sure not going to do that right in the same room!!!

The other thing is no problem whatsoever. I don't see why women are so hung up about that sort of thing.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:03 PM (SsG4J)

630 "being able to cum in a chicks face is the sign of true love"

Hahahahahahahaha!  (and Vikings almost never laugh)

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:04 PM (OZymZ)

631 so is her farting in front of you but it's not as much fun

Posted by: The Dude at October 07, 2011 03:00 AM (M8yfa)

Dab some kind of perfume up in there so it comes out smelling like roses.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:04 PM (4ixH5)

632

I'm being altruistic!

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:03 AM (4ixH5)

Ah, I brought my boy up right!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:06 PM (SsG4J)

633 why do want a holster that locks in the gun?

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:57 AM (ltfvv)

Truthfully, the guy that sold me the gun sold the holster with it. Since I don't usually OC I've never bothered to get another one. It also keeps the gun tucked in close to my side so I don't hit it with my elbow, so that's a plus.  It just works, so I haven't seen the need to change it.

I do have a couple of IWB holsters, though, and one that goes around the back that I really wanted to like but didn't. I don't like the way I have to twist my hand up to draw from that one.

he promised to get me a rubber but stock for my gun if i need it.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 02:58 AM (QNeKQ)

You did get the can opener with it, right?  I have a gel-filled buttstock pad (I got it from Amazon, of all places) and I have some range time scheduled for next week so I'm going to try it out. I'm expecting it to be better, that Mosin does have quite the kick. Hold it in tight to the shoulder and it helps, if there is any room for it to move when it kicks back it's going to hurt a lot more. Ask me how I know...but damn, does it make a nice splatter when you dead-center a watermelon with it...

I really want an M38 carbine to go along with the 91/30, and I don't know why.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:08 PM (yh0zB)

634 The last place I want to get 'made' when carring is church whatever it takes. a shooting buddy of mine was a few pews ahead of me. after the service he was like 'what you carring' I had a HK USP in 9, which is a huge gun. him, 'Beretta .25 in my pocket' you can carry anything if you dress around it

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:08 PM (ltfvv)

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

636 651

Right Megan . . . kissing.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:11 PM (OZymZ)

637

Ah, I brought my boy up right!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 03:06 AM (SsG4J)

Mind if I borrow the car and a couple of hu8ndred bucks?

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:12 PM (4ixH5)

638

I really want an M38 carbine to go along with the 91/30, and I don't know why.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 03:08 AM (yh0zB)


yes you do, M38s are fun to shoot

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 11:12 PM (M8yfa)

639

Having some extra on hand could really help their relationship.

I'm being altruistic! Posted by: Robert


Maybe my new "heading for the islands" sail scheme will help  Ric.. Robert?

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 11:12 PM (WSOpl)

640 That's some weapons grade naive, right there. I thought I was bad.

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:13 PM (SsG4J)

641

You did get the can opener with it, right?  I have a gel-filled buttstock pad (I got it from Amazon, of all places) and I have some range time scheduled for next week so I'm going to try it out. I'm expecting it to be better, that Mosin does have quite the kick. Hold it in tight to the shoulder and it helps, if there is any room for it to move when it kicks back it's going to hurt a lot more. Ask me how I know...but damn, does it make a nice splatter when you dead-center a watermelon with it...

I really want an M38 carbine to go along with the 91/30, and I don't know why.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 03:08 AM (yh0zB)

opener is a throw in if you get two cans!

so yay! and thanks i will check Amazon and see about the gel butt stock i know i will want it. Grim will be pissy im out shooting with someone else but happy im out playin gun, then wildly jealous again.

i cant wait to go play gun. i think i  will even take pix and Gloat to my best girlie about it-- we took her with us last time and it was a blast.


Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:14 PM (QNeKQ)

642 649 not a fan of small of the back holsters. hard to draw hard to sit when wearing

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:14 PM (ltfvv)

643 is that ammo corrosive?

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 03:00 AM (ltfvv)

Russian surplus, so yeah.  You will need a cleaner for it, I recommend M-Pro 7.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:15 PM (yh0zB)

644 Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:12 AM (4ixH5)

Yes, I do mind. Get a job!!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:15 PM (SsG4J)

645

Maybe my new "heading for the islands" sail scheme will help  Ric.. Robert?

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 03:12 AM (WSOpl)

Taking up sailing suddenly sounds like a marvelous idea right now.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

646 Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 03:12 AM (WSOpl)

I was expecting it to be a Japanese schoolgirl, beanervt!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:16 PM (SsG4J)

647 Yes, I do mind. Get a job!!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 07, 2011 03:15 AM (SsG4J)

Boooo!  *Leads a protest*

Posted by: Robert is the 99% at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (4ixH5)

648 Are we there yet?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (yh0zB)

649 657 I've used a $20 slip on pad from Cabelas thad did the job with a Mosin

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (ltfvv)

Posted by: Robert is the 99% at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (4ixH5)

651 Now?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (yh0zB)

652 661

Sailing is good.  And if you're the type to get sea sick its over once you actually yak . . . overboard, please.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:17 PM (OZymZ)

653 Damn you Robert!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:18 PM (yh0zB)

654 i miss Machines for sale.
i just do.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 11:18 PM (QNeKQ)

655 Atta boy Ri..Robert!!!

Posted by: MissTammy preferred the Lace Wig spambot at October 06, 2011 11:18 PM (SsG4J)

656 I don't get seasick, I just flat freak out if I can't see land.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:20 PM (SsG4J)

657 Damn you Robert!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 03:18 AM (yh0zB)

*Damned for all time, Becomes Lord Of The Night*

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:20 PM (4ixH5)

658 672

A day sail then, just up and down the skyline.  Its especially nice at night.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:20 PM (OZymZ)

659 Gushka, yes please do take pics! Jake, yeah, that's what I didn't like about the SOB holster on top of the awkward drawing angle. I have the onset of carpal tunnel and it hurt my wrist to twist it up like that. I really did want to like it, but it wasn't to be. The Cabala's pad is probably very similar if not the same one, it's a Shooterpads product.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:21 PM (yh0zB)

660 I was expecting it to be a Japanese schoolgirl, beanervt!
Posted by: MissTammy


That honey is going on the spinnaker,, in the looking over the shoulder showing da panties pose


Taking up sailing suddenly sounds like a marvelous idea right now.

Posted by: Robert

The other side or the sail is not work safe,,,

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 11:22 PM (WSOpl)

661 I don't get seasick, I just flat freak out if I can't see land.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 07, 2011 03:20 AM (SsG4J)

You would have been no fun at all on a dependents day cruise then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:22 PM (yh0zB)

662 Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 03:20 AM (OZymZ)

That sounds delightful! Which body of water will we be sailing upon?

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:22 PM (SsG4J)

663 Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 03:22 AM (WSOpl)

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:23 PM (SsG4J)

664 peace out! thanks all have a good day today gotta go GGE, have fun at your class

Posted by: jake at October 06, 2011 11:24 PM (ltfvv)

665 That sounds delightful! Which body of water will we be sailing upon?

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 07, 2011 03:22 AM (SsG4J)

Arrr, the Caribbean, matey!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:24 PM (yh0zB)

666 677

Lake Michigan.  Clean, fresh water . . . no sharks.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:24 PM (OZymZ)

667 The other side or the sail is not work safe,,,

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 03:22 AM (WSOpl)

No one's looking.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:24 PM (4ixH5)

668 Thanks Jake, later~!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:24 PM (yh0zB)

669 You would have been no fun at all on a dependents day cruise then.

If it was an actual ship-ship, and not a teeny little boat and I was kept busy enough to not particularly notice, I'd have been okay.

Several years ago, I worked for a company that launched satellites at the equator and I went out on a sort of test cruise, and was fine.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:26 PM (SsG4J)

670 Night jake!

Not afraid of sharks, viking, but I do prefer cold fresh water!

Hate that darned warm bathwater in the Carribean, GoM, lower Atlantic, etc.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:28 PM (SsG4J)

671 Lake Michigan.  Clean, fresh water . . . no sharks.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 03:24 AM (OZymZ)

Just as long as it's not Superior...in November...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:28 PM (yh0zB)

672 i cant wait to go play gun. i think i will even take pix and Gloat to my best girlie about it-- we took her with us last time and it was a blast. Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 07, 2011 03:14 AM (QNeKQ) WTF? I'm here for Aggro Day 2011, but every time there's a gun-talk thread I miss it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Frustrated Exclamations at October 06, 2011 11:29 PM (bxiXv)

673 and heading for Cleveland

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

674 If it was an actual ship-ship, and not a teeny little boat and I was kept busy enough to not particularly notice, I'd have been okay.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 07, 2011 03:26 AM (SsG4J)

A carrier is an actual ship-ship, but the big show is topside...where you can see all the way to the horizon and see nothing but blue water...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:30 PM (yh0zB)

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

676 fully loaded

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:30 PM (yh0zB)

677 Lake Michigan.  Clean, fresh water . . . no sharks.
Posted by: viking


Ya, didn't the sharks all migrate to chitown and detroit? 

When do you pull your boat out, or do you leave it all winter?

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 11:31 PM (WSOpl)

678 but the big show is topside...where you can see all the way to the horizon and see nothing but blue water... gorgeous, gorgeous sailors

FIFM

So, yea, as long as I' m distracted, no problem.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:31 PM (SsG4J)

679 686, 687

Well, I'm afraid of sharks!  (I know, punch them in the eye/nose, still).

By this time of year Lake Michigan down by us is lovely.  But all the Great Lakes are icy come November through June.  Only another week or so left in the season this year though, so better double time it over here!

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:31 PM (OZymZ)

680 oh wow, another G1 game coming out here in the states. Horse racing games are fun

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 11:32 PM (M8yfa)

681 691 Dude gets the hell out of Togo, joins Army.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:30 AM (4ixH5)

If he has a master's degree in journaljism, WTF is he only a Corporal? He should be an officer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:33 PM (yh0zB)

682 around 7 pm

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 06, 2011 11:34 PM (SsG4J)

683 So, yea, as long as I' m distracted, no problem.

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 07, 2011 03:31 AM (SsG4J)

LOL, gotcha.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:34 PM (yh0zB)

684 693

Nah, we put it in dry dock over the winter.  Good opportunity to do some woodwork and the rest of the endless stuff.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:34 PM (OZymZ)

685 Well, I'm afraid of sharks!  (I know, punch them in the eye/nose, still).

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 03:31 AM (OZymZ)

Is punching them in the nose such a smart thing?

What if you miss and your arm goes straight into its mouth?

It seems like you're just telling the shark, "Here's my arm, eat it quick, hurryhurryhurry!"

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:35 PM (4ixH5)

686 around 7 pm

Posted by: MissTammy didn't raise no damn 99%-er at October 07, 2011 03:34 AM (SsG4J)

with uh...eh...yeah, I got nothin'.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:35 PM (yh0zB)

687

It seems like you're just telling the shark, "Here's my arm, eat it quick, hurryhurryhurry!"

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:35 AM (4ixH5)

Pay no attention to the spear-gun in my other hand...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 06, 2011 11:36 PM (yh0zB)

688 701

That's what they say but I always had the same logical concern you just raised.  Also, how easy is it to punch effectively under water, like  not at all, hence, I'm afraid of sharks.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:37 PM (OZymZ)

689 Well yea, you got nothin' cuz it's too rough to feed ya!

And with that, I should say goodnight. I didn't have the nerve to ask about rimjobs. Perhaps another night.

viking, I'd love to come see your neck of the woods some Autumn! It was fun hangin' with you tonight.

Gushka, hope you're a little happier now! I worry about you.

Sleep sweet, y'all!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 06, 2011 11:38 PM (SsG4J)

690 Well, there you are.  GGE just solved the mystery because those shark-expert-pukes failed to mention the spear gun part!

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:38 PM (OZymZ)

691 Also, how easy is it to punch effectively under water, like  not at all, hence, I'm afraid of sharks.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 03:37 AM (OZymZ)

How limber can a shark possibly be?  Maybe it would be better to just grab it around the midsection with your arms and legs and start squeezing.  



Pay no attention to the spear-gun in my other hand...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 03:36 AM (yh0zB)

The harpoons.  Man them!

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:40 PM (4ixH5)

692 705

Miss Tammy, you crack me up ("rimjobs?").  Have a good night, sleep well.  The invite stays open indefinitely!

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:41 PM (OZymZ)

693 And with that, I should say goodnight. I didn't have the nerve to ask about rimjobs. Perhaps another night.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 07, 2011 03:38 AM (SsG4J)


Ever watch South Park: The Movie?

Good night!

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:42 PM (4ixH5)

694 700 693Nah, we put it in dry dock over the winter
Posted by: viking


It gets a lot of the moisture out of the hull pulling them.. I have a couple weeks left before mines out, this weekend sounds like it's going to be super mid 70's sunshine, not sure on wind yet.. will not be wasting this one.

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 11:43 PM (WSOpl)

695 What the heck is a rim job?

Posted by: Kyle's Mom at October 06, 2011 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

696 tangonine, you are NOT an ass.

Just to keep the record straight, tangonine, you're the mother of all asses. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 06, 2011 11:44 PM (yGZot)

697 It's where you stick your legs behind your head and someone licks your ass.

Posted by: Cartman's Mom at October 06, 2011 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

698 571 560
Flounder,
what part of the country you in?

Posted by: jake at October 07, 2011 02:18 AM (ltfvv)

Soviet WA. Seattle-ish.

Posted by: Flounder at October 06, 2011 11:47 PM (Kkt/i)

699 710

We've had splendid weather this week.  Like you say, can't squander what's left of the season.  Harbor closes up 10/15 here though.

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:47 PM (OZymZ)

700 still waiting for this game to finish downloading

Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 11:47 PM (M8yfa)

701
Harbor closes up 10/15 here though.
Posted by: viking


Yeah, ours is suppose to but it's pretty much one or two guys doing the pulling and mine is usually one of the last to come out. some times end of oct but by then it's usually too cold to enjoy sailing.. Have fun out there this weekend..

Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 11:54 PM (WSOpl)

702 717

We have to make a 4 hour trek north up the coastline to where we pull out.  If we could stay late, we would.  Nothing like a bit of frostbiting (fall/spring) so long as you're geared up.  We've had some great rock and roll rides in the past with big, icy spray . . . you know you're alive!

Posted by: viking at October 06, 2011 11:57 PM (OZymZ)

703 I just had a thought.

Reading about Harry Cockshaft Reid's rule change in the Senate and basically stripping the 'Pubs of any say in governance, does this mean the Senate Republicans can't actually be blamed for shit anymore since they have  fuck all to do with legislating?

Why don't the 'Pubs just pack up and go home?  Call 'em after the election is over.  The Dems officially own this country.

Oh, and I'd like to petition the Dems for a name change to their party since, you know, they don't actually believe in democracy. 

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 11:57 PM (4ixH5)

704 719

Not exactly.  It just prevents the amendment and deliberation process.  They still have to get to cloture (60 votes) on any bill.  So, the R's still have a role to play.  Harry Reid is a menace though, no doubt.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:00 AM (OZymZ)

705 It's where you stick your legs behind your head and someone licks your ass.

Posted by: Cartman's Mom at October 07, 2011 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

Well, that effectively rules me out.  The only way my legs are going behind my head is if one or the other has been amputated.

Also, the weather next weekend should be great for the Tail of the Dragon run, convertible weather for sure!  Gotta take those nice days when you can.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:01 AM (yh0zB)

706 721

I've got MAJOR pony envy of you! 

Ah me, maybe someday . . .

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:04 AM (OZymZ)

707 We've had some great rock and roll rides in the past with big, icy spray . . . you know you're alive!
Posted by: viking


I'd be frozen.. no dodger and boats pretty open, she makes some spay and i'd be a sailorsicle.. I do like fall sailing until the water gets cold but spring with cold water just freezes the air..

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 12:12 AM (WSOpl)

708 does this mean the Senate Republicans can't actually be blamed for shit anymore since they have fuck all to do with legislating? Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:57 AM (4ixH5) Of course not, the Dems will just lie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Frustrated Exclamations at October 07, 2011 12:14 AM (bxiXv)

709 723

Yikes, no dodger would be a bit of a different tale, I admit.  Do-able if you had to but not exactly the thrill ride I'm thinking of.  You would be a sailorsicle and that's not good.

How early do you launch in the spring, generally?  Here, usually mid-May for us.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:17 AM (OZymZ)

710

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 04:00 AM (OZymZ)

I see.

Still want the Dem to change their name.  I like the ring of the National Gutless Cocksucker Party.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 12:18 AM (4ixH5)

711

Well, that effectively rules me out.  The only way my legs are going behind my head is if one or the other has been amputated.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 04:01 AM (yh0zB)

Can always learn some yoga.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 12:20 AM (4ixH5)

712 How early do you launch in the spring, generally?  Here, usually mid-May for us.
Posted by: viking

They start launch here the same but I never go in before end of May.

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 12:20 AM (WSOpl)

713 Ah me, maybe someday . . .

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 04:04 AM (OZymZ)

Don't give up hope.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:22 AM (yh0zB)

714 726

I'm partial to Disloyal Treasonous Bastards, myself.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:23 AM (OZymZ)

715

Can always learn some yoga.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 04:20 AM (4ixH5)

Isn't that the bear that steals the pick-i-nick baskets?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:24 AM (yh0zB)

716

Don't give up hope.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde

I shan't.  Someday I'll be driving up Lake Shore Drive in my baby blue Mustang with white leather interior, my viking locks blowing in the wind.  It will be, one day.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:29 AM (OZymZ)

717 I'm partial to Disloyal Treasonous Bastards, myself.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 04:23 AM (OZymZ)

We could even still call them the D's...brilliant!





Isn't that the bear that steals the pick-i-nick baskets?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 04:24 AM (yh0zB)

And then going to do unspeakable things with Booboo in their cave, yeppers.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 12:30 AM (4ixH5)

718

And then going to do unspeakable things with Booboo in their cave, yeppers.

Posted by: Robert


I don't think GGE heard 'bout teh gey bear weddings...

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 12:33 AM (WSOpl)

719 Yogi:  "You know, you're my true love."
Booboo (wide eyed): "Really?  In that case..."  brrraaapp.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:39 AM (OZymZ)

720 The comments section in that Macardle thread is so fucking funny. The left really hates the fact that gay men get HIV at a higher rate don't they. bravo to the rw trolls o/ Reality based community indeed. lol

Posted by: Zakn at October 07, 2011 12:43 AM (7F9i5)

721 'Night all.  I'm turning in.  Fun time on here tonight, stay safe and well.

Posted by: viking at October 07, 2011 12:49 AM (OZymZ)

722 I don't think GGE heard 'bout teh gey bear weddings...

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 04:33 AM (WSOpl)

Ignorance is bliss. Really.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:50 AM (yh0zB)

723 Night viking.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

724 Ignorance is bliss. Really.


Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 12:57 AM (WSOpl)

725 I don't think GGE heard 'bout teh gey bear weddings...

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 04:33 AM (WSOpl)

Ignorance is bliss. Really.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 04:50 AM (yh0zB)

It is a rather sordid tail.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:19 AM (4ixH5)

726 Sometimes I hate reading the New York Post.  You're reading, you're reading, then you catch a glimpse of a bikini babe in the sidebar and then BAM!  Boner.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:29 AM (4ixH5)

727 742 Sometimes I hate reading the New York Post. You're reading, you're reading, then you catch a glimpse of a bikini babe in the sidebar and then BAM! Boner. Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 05:29 AM (4ixH5) Why bring up Speaker of the House Cry-baby this early? Morning everyone. Are we still a republic or did the vermin on Wall Street become our masters?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 01:33 AM (UlUS4)

728 There's a tea in my boner cause I'm cryin' for ya dear...

No, that doesn't really rhyme.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:37 AM (4ixH5)

729 Are we still a republic or did the vermin on Wall Street become our masters?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 05:33 AM (UlUS4)

The Dems are working on the Steve Jobs Health Care Act where we will all be forced to receive rectal exams with iPhones to be transmitted directly to Bwawny Fwank's office.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

730

The Dems are working on the Steve Jobs Health Care Act where we will all be forced to receive rectal exams with iPhones to be transmitted directly to Bwawny Fwank's office.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 05:38 AM (4ixH5)

That's a pleasant thought...

Posted by: GGE Is Putting Off His Prostate Exam at October 07, 2011 01:42 AM (yh0zB)

731 , you're reading, then you catch a glimpse of a bikini babe in the sidebar and then BAM!  Boner.

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 01:44 AM (WSOpl)

732 , you're reading, then you catch a glimpse of a bikini babe in the sidebar and then BAM!  Boner.

Whoops,, I meant to say,, that's a built in feature designed to relieve cranium pressure overload by sending the blood rushing elsewhere... saves a lot of lawsuits from sploden heads..

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 01:47 AM (WSOpl)

733

That's a pleasant thought...

Posted by: GGE Is Putting Off His Prostate Exam at October 07, 2011 05:42 AM (yh0zB)

It is, my fwiend, it weally is.

Posted by: Bwawney Fwank at October 07, 2011 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

734 saves a lot of lawsuits from sploden heads..

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 05:47 AM (WSOpl)

It's clear, then, that God hates lawyers.

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

735 First big bank, Dexia, in Europe goes under. Stay away from ZeroHedge this morning, they may be planning a communal suicide.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2011 02:01 AM (3FXA5)

736 Morning everyone. Are we still a republic or did the vermin on Wall Street become our masters?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 05:33 AM (UlUS4)

I don't think so. If they did , I will be seriously bummed. Peeved, even.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2011 02:01 AM (MSCON)

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 02:09 AM (4ixH5)

738 Well I'm outta here roonz and roonettez, I picked up a couple of extra days at work this week so I'll be busy for a while. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 07, 2011 02:14 AM (yh0zB)

739 You may know that not too long ago the expression for made a mistake was "pulled a boner." Or as my wife's great aunt used to say, "The word 'gay' used to be such a nice word. What a shame."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 02:15 AM (UlUS4)

740 expression for made a mistake was "pulled a boner."


A buddy of mine in HS had the nickname Boner,, which was way better then mine ,,Fart...

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 02:31 AM (WSOpl)

741 You may know that not too long ago the expression for made a mistake was "pulled a boner."

Or as my wife's great aunt used to say, "The word 'gay' used to be such a nice word. What a shame."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 06:15 AM (UlUS4)

Oh, I've pulled many a boner on Gotham.  But then the BAT always ruins all my boners!

Batman is a boner killer!

Posted by: The Joker at October 07, 2011 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

742

Um, did anyone ever get around to explaining what the "Shepard's Prayer" is? I know it and am a frequent user of it, but since I just got up and haven't had enough of the Elixir of Life yet, nor have I read the comments, I didn't see it in the post.

And, good mornin', y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at October 07, 2011 02:41 AM (d0Tfm)

743 Or as my wife's great aunt used to say, "The word 'gay' used to be such a nice word. What a shame."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2011 06:15 AM (UlUS4)

Yep. Funny, I was reading something just a few days ago about the homosexuals trying to "reclaim" world like gay and queer. I thought to myself that I heartily approved of that sentiment, but that I doubt they would have liked my ideas about who should do the reclaiming.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2011 02:42 AM (MSCON)

744 Batman is a boner killer!

Put some hate on the boner killers..

THAT WE MUCH

AND MUCH WE CAN

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 02:45 AM (WSOpl)

745 Webb Hubbell's daughter

oh my gawd!!! she started a facebook page all by her lonesome and all kinds of cool other stuff,, unf'in believable... 

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2011 03:12 AM (WSOpl)

746 Posted by: Doctor Fish, Amateur Proctologist for Liberals at October 07, 2011 06:57 AM (Lt/Za)

Why is it everytime Porkchop steps out into the spotlight she's always making her "first tentative steps".  Stupid girl hasn't had her Quinceñera yet or something?

Posted by: Robert at October 07, 2011 03:24 AM (4ixH5)

747 About that Biden clip,  what kind of freak has all their school accomplishments (made up or otherwise) completely memorized and ready to fire off like that?  Does he practice in front of the mirror every morning?  Have a poster in his office?  Does he peruse through that scrapbook every night with a cup of hot cocoa?  Insecurity,  thy name is Biden.

Posted by: Dang at October 07, 2011 04:20 AM (BbX1b)

Posted by: Nietzsche at October 07, 2011 05:51 AM (WuRdj)

749 @Zane - "Drinking's easy!"

... Comedy is hard.

Posted by: DRH at October 07, 2011 07:24 AM (xFoDt)

750 You've seen the ads for the P90X "Extreme Home Fitness Program," right?

You do know that none other than Paul ("Cutest-Sweetest-Brainiest-Guy-in-Congress") Ryan leads a P90X workout every single morning in the Congressional gym, right?

SO... not to put too fine a point on it, but.... ummm...
Where are the #*$&%! photographs already?!!????

C'mon. Please. We're dying out here.

Posted by: Be still, my heart at October 07, 2011 10:57 AM (F0o5k)

751 <i>it looks like his pilot for Saffron: Intergalactic Space-Whore got picked up.</i>

LIKE A BAU5!!!!

Posted by: Jared at October 08, 2011 06:53 AM (AbbRr)

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