December 01, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Slouching Toward Friday Edition
— Maetenloch

The Truth About Violence

Well the best defense against violence is to simply not be around when bad shit goes down. But if you do happen to be there, then the next best is to run away - there's never such a thing as safe brawling and people get killed everyday that way. And if you can't run away, well then you're going to have to fight long enough until you can get away.

And should someone ever try to abduct you, then fight like your life depends on it. Because if they succeed, statistically you will end up dead.

If you find yourself in a situation where a predator is trying to control you, the time for listening to instructions and attempting to remain calm has passed. It will get no easier to resist and escape after these first moments. The presence of weapons, the size or number of your attackers—these details are irrelevant. However bad the situation looks, it will only get worse. To hesitate is to put yourself at the mercy of a sociopath. You have no alternative but to explode into action, whatever the risk. Recognizing when this line has been crossed, and committing to escape at any cost, is more important than mastering physical techniques.
The key thing is that you have to predecide what you're going to do in this situation before it happens. I highly recommend reading On Combat by David Grossman and any video by Det. J.J. Bittenbinder (particularly where he talks about the importance of denying privacy to a criminal).

(video below the fold) This video is about 20 years old but pretty much every piece of advice he gives is just as valid as ever. Take the half hour to watch it, it may end up saving your life one day.

So the SF Weekly Ran a Snarkish Anti-Gun Article
With this infographic illustrating what assault weapons are. See if you can guess what's wrong with it.

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Barney Frank: The Nasty Little Jerk We Knew All Too Well
Besides all the familiar reasons to be glad he's gone we can add shameful lying/shameful ignorance:

Frank was present at the 2007 Maine drug bust of his current boyfriend, James Ready. But like the Herb Moses controversy, the story didn’t get out for several years. Explaining that he was “not a great outdoorsman,” Frank claimed that he “would not recognize most plants,” including the marijuana ones in Ready’s home—coincidentally, a plant that the lawmaker had long sought to decriminalize.
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Quote of the Day

Getting Republicans to line up behind Mitt Romney, it turns out, is like trying to stuff a cat into a trash can. No matter how you present the feline to the receptacle, at least one claw always manages to reach out at the last second and cling desperately to the rim.

Sword Stuff
How a traditional Japanese sword gets made.


And how a modern samurai slices like a hammer with one.

And for those wondering - yes my sword wound has pretty much healed up. But sadly my hand modeling days are at an end.
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Porn for Women: The Twilight Saga
Why are so many women gaga over a dopey high school girl and sparkly vampires? Answer: It's lady pr0n.

As a man, understanding the female obsession with Twilight is difficult. However, there is one form of illicit entertainment which seems an instructive point of comparison. Twilight is to women what porn is to men.
Pornography imagines that women exist for the sole purpose of satisfying men. The women in porn are not only willing, but eager.

...So it is in Twilight, only with the roles reversed. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black adore Bella, not due to any apparent merit, but simply because she is there. Indeed, they indulge her whims and endure her moods without conditions of any kind. Any objection they do offer is complimentary. IÂ’ll only turn you into a vampire if you marry me. Every conflict between the three leads only serves to demonstrate how thoroughly both males are devoted to Bella.

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The 7 Most Extreme Paths in the World
I think ace has covered the El Caminito del Rey before but just in case you missed it, here's some video:

13 Male Stars Who Lost Their Sexy
Well age happens to everyone, but truthfully I'd say many of these guys are only 25lbs and a good haircut away from getting their full mojo back. And when exactly did Nick Nolte get zombified?

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Yahoo group. That is all.

Tonight's post brought to you by by hipster Newt:

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1 Erste!!

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 05:42 PM (wY55N)

2

Hipster newt?

Next thing you know he'll be bugging Foster the People to use their song "Call It What You Want" for his campaign.

Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2011 05:42 PM (a/Um5)

3 twitter says Palin was talking up Ron Paul on Hannity, anyone see it?

Posted by: Jose at December 01, 2011 05:43 PM (srIqv)

4

Be polite. Be professional. But, always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 05:43 PM (wN82N)

5 "Well the best defense against violence is to simply not being around when bad shit goes down. But if you do happen to be there, then the next best is to run away - there's never such a thing as safe brawling. And if you can't run away, well then you're going to have to fight long enough until you can get away." No. The best thing is to fight like a viking and win. What is this run away shit? Is this really what we want to teach our sons? I don't think so. Always running away is far more corrosive to your soul and character than fighting when it comes your way.

Posted by: ed at December 01, 2011 05:44 PM (Y2WVW)

6 Hipster Newt?  NOOOOO

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 05:44 PM (s7mIC)

7 Newt Schrute?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 05:45 PM (UKlME)

8 speaking of abductions, did they ever find out what happened to Michelle Malkin's cousin?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:45 PM (UvdzB)

9 But if you do happen to be there, then the next best is to run away - there's never such a thing as safe brawling. And if you can't run away, well then you're going to have to fight long enough until you can get away.

Damn straight, I'd rather be a coward and alive than dead and brave!


Posted by: The guy who never gets girls because he's always running away at December 01, 2011 05:46 PM (TCyyS)

10 Nothing, nada. Its almost like she walked off the face of the earth.

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 05:46 PM (wY55N)

11 ONT "Open thread"? WTF is that? I hates newfangled ONTs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:48 PM (niZvt)

12 8 speaking of abductions, did they ever find out what happened to Michelle Malkin's cousin?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (UvdzB)

Probably a suicide since she was reported to be depressed before disappearing.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 05:48 PM (pAlYe)

13 I hear Barney Frank's seat is wide open.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:48 PM (niZvt)

14 The best thing is to fight like a viking and win. What is this run away shit?

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 05:48 PM (SsG4J)

15

The term "assault weapon" has always rankled Second Amendment absolutists. Handled properly, an umbrella could be an "assault weapon."

Nope. Handled properly an umbrella IS an assault weapon.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 05:48 PM (wN82N)

16 Maet, is that your thumb or your big toe?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:49 PM (UvdzB)

17 We went chasing around a gang and it ended up outside our nebula. So I was able to get a great shot of it. This is where I live in EvE. It's a constellation called Cloud Ring

http://tinyurl.com/89tpcja


Posted by: Zakn at December 01, 2011 05:49 PM (zyaZ1)

18 Can you buy any of those scary black weapons without an FFL? Also, I can watch Vimeo on my iPhone now? Almost as awesome as hipster Newt.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 01, 2011 05:49 PM (uuXjC)

19 Bruce Jenner would look better without the plastic surgery, I would imagine. And that second pic of Tom Cruise just screams teh ghey.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 01, 2011 05:49 PM (MyByM)

20

We have been praying for this thread.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 05:49 PM (O6q63)

21 As expected, the competing payroll tax holiday proposals were voted-down by the Senate. More than half of the R senators voted against the R proposal. 

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (d6QMz)

22 16 Maet, is that your thumb or your big toe? Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (UvdzB) Tastes like a toe, to me.

Posted by: Dick Morris at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (niZvt)

23 Damn straight, I'd rather be a coward and alive than dead and brave!

The phrase you're looking for is "Better a live dog than a dead lion"

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (SsG4J)

24

Probably a suicide since she was reported to be depressed before disappearing.

 

ahhh. I never knew that. I thought they suspected abduction. That's a shame.

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (UvdzB)

25 Atheism vs. Religion: Discuss!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (niZvt)

26 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2011 05:50 PM (7WJOC)

27 You know how you survive a fight?  You bring Mister Nine Millimeter, the shepherd to protect your righteous ass.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 01, 2011 05:51 PM (TCyyS)

28 Russell Crowe will always be sexy to me. I haven't heard of a new Crowe movie in a while... does he still make 'em?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:51 PM (niZvt)

29 Mæt, nice French manicure.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 01, 2011 05:52 PM (uuXjC)

30 I trust no one. I live on the Southern Border and I ranch.

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 01, 2011 05:52 PM (2Gb0y)

31 I didn't see a phased-pulse plasma rifle in the 40 watt range g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2011 05:52 PM (JMmQ9)

32 I think I know what the SF newspaper did with their gun chart. Too funny, too bad I don't know how to hide text, Hotel...Alpha..............

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 01, 2011 05:52 PM (S9InG)

33 btw, my "Every time the WH flips, the winner carries states that his party's previous elected President failed to carry" is absolutely dead on, even for FDR (winning NJ, which Wilson lost in 1916), Reagan (winning MA, which Nixon lost in 1972), DDE (who carried Mass and Rhode Island which Hoover failed to). I pulled it out my ass but apparantly I should do that more often.

Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2011 05:52 PM (a/Um5)

34 Is that a picture of your recent circumcision, Maet?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt)

35 Has anyone seen Meloncholia?  Was it any good?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:53 PM (UvdzB)

36 Is this really what we want to teach our sons? I don't think so.

Always running away is far more corrosive to your soul and character than fighting when it comes your way.

Posted by: ed at December 01, 2011 09:44 PM (Y2WVW)

eh. I'm talking about real violence - not schoolyard stuff. If your son is getting into bar fights, well then he's could probably use some more life lessons from dad.

I've seen people stabbed and beaten into a coma needlessly and over the stupidest, dumbest shit. There really is no trivial amount of violence.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 05:53 PM (pAlYe)

37 haha hipster Newt

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 05:54 PM (I2LwF)

38 Meloncholia? What's that, a girl depressed over her small, eh, melons?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:54 PM (niZvt)

39 Crap. Never mind on the Vimeo/iPhone thing. The controls show up but video just spins.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 01, 2011 05:55 PM (uuXjC)

40 What the fuck happened to Brendan Fraser?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 01, 2011 05:55 PM (TCyyS)

41 Was it any good?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (UvdzB)

Jack Bauer was a real asshole in it.

Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2011 05:55 PM (a/Um5)

42

What the fuck happened to Brendan Fraser?

age. It happens to us all. 

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:56 PM (UvdzB)

43 Barney Frank's loss leaves a gaping hole in the Congress.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:56 PM (niZvt)

44

Run away? Strategic Withdrawal.

Engage in combat only when you have superior forces, superior armament, superior position and superior strategy.

Presuming you want to survive. Someone taught me that once long ago

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 05:56 PM (wN82N)

45 16 Maet, is that your thumb or your big toe?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (UvdzB)

Well let's just say that Megan Fox and I share certain uh, qualities.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 05:56 PM (pAlYe)

46 Yum.

Spader.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 01, 2011 05:56 PM (piMMO)

47 Was it any good?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (UvdzB)

Jack Bauer was a real asshole in it.

 

heh! Did you see it CAC? I'm kinda interested in seeing it. I heard the first 8 minutes are very interesitng.

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 05:57 PM (UvdzB)

48 40 @30.... He plays in some band in Australia where he lives. I hope he hasnt dropped out of acting.. I usually love anything he is in... but I think he is hot so .. I am biased.

He was tweeting about needing to lose 25 pounds earlier in the year and he lost it... cycling and stuff.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 09:54 PM (qjUnn)

I doubt he's out of acting.  There was that poor excuse for a Robin Hood movie not that long ago.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 05:57 PM (GULKT)

49 Shit! I just re-ended some guy's car in the parking lot. I hope no one saw me.

Posted by: zombie joe stalin at December 01, 2011 05:57 PM (sHY5w)

50

Age. It happens to us all. 

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Dick Clark at December 01, 2011 05:57 PM (TCyyS)

51 Brendan Fraser now looks a bit like Tom Hanks in the photo provided for "13 Male Stars".

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (d6QMz)

52 I guess I'm sort of a gun guy and I swear I don't recognize any of those weapons.  From a video game?  Hi, y'all.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (7yvLv)

53

"Engage in combat only when you have superior forces, superior armament, superior position and superior strategy"

 

You sir are now in line to become commander in chief of all french forces, land sea and air.

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (wY55N)

54 That was Newt....?
He looked like Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider.

Posted by: NeoKong at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (0d5Yb)

55 If you look out your kitchen window and see a group of youths destroying your car, you should remain inside and call the police. It doesnÂ’t matter if you happen to be a Navy Seal who keeps a loaded shotgun by the front door. You donÂ’t want to kill a teenager for vandalism, and you donÂ’t want to get shot by one for hesitating to pull the trigger. Unless you or another person is being physically harmed, or an attack seems imminent, avoiding violence should be your only concern.

And the problem is that when a society acts like this it encourages this sort of violence.

What stops gangs from engaging in such random violence? Yes, the police threat plays a part, but just as much so the fact that you might pick on a navy seal who keeps a loaded shot gun by the front door.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (3aXbg)

56 Two things. It's fucking embarrassing, isn't it, how Michelle Bachmann discussed the American Embassy in Tehran. And the story linked over at hot air. The one in which Frank Luntz describes to Republicans in a conference in Florida, how to speak about OWS. If our side doesn't get this messaging thing right, we are doomed.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at December 01, 2011 05:58 PM (ndp2I)

57 Shit! I just re-ended some guy's car in the parking lot. I hope no one saw me.


Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: Baawney Frank at December 01, 2011 05:59 PM (TCyyS)

58

heh! Did you see it CAC? I'm kinda interested in seeing it. I heard the first 8 minutes are very interesitng.

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 09:57 PM (UvdzB)

Pretty good. Erinn loves that director so its how I caught it. Middle part is a snoozer but the beginning and ending is fantastic.

I'd give it a DD, worth watching.

Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2011 05:59 PM (a/Um5)

59 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Menken

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 05:59 PM (oy91g)

60 53 Age. It happens to us all. Bitch, please. Posted by: Dick Clark at December 01, 2011 09:57 PM (TCyyS) Is it true this year they will drop you in your Hovaround after the countdown to midnight?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 05:59 PM (niZvt)

61 "Engage in combat only when you have superior forces, superior armament, superior position and superior strategy"

Glad I never took your advice.

Posted by: King David, slayer of Goliath and taker of other men's smoking hot wives at December 01, 2011 06:00 PM (TCyyS)

62 Awww.. Maet got an owie playin with sharp objects...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 01, 2011 06:00 PM (UTq/I)

63 59 Two things. It's fucking embarrassing, isn't it, how Michelle Bachmann discussed the American Embassy in Tehran. No more so than to hear our Idiot in Chief talk about the English embassy. Bachmann said she was speaking hypothetically. That's one up on Obama, who only speaks egotistically.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (niZvt)

64

Pretty good. Erinn loves that director so its how I caught it. Middle part is a snoozer but the beginning and ending is fantastic.

 

Yeah, his movies are either good, or provocative crap.   I've read a few good reviews about this one. I'm probably going to go see it tomorrow or saturday.

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (UvdzB)

65

Haha McNabb has been waived by the Vikings.  Getting a pep talk from Kurt Warner right now.

And when will Andy Reid be fired?  They were talking up how he's taken them to the playoffs 9 times in the last 13 years or whatever but I don't really consider that to be the best indication?  I mean didn't Schottenheimer take the Chargers to the playoffs a lot but he was still fired.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (GULKT)

66 24 Damn straight, I'd rather be a coward and alive than dead and brave!

The phrase you're looking for is "Better a live dog than a dead lion"

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:50 PM (SsG4J)

But even better to be a live Lion!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (NtXW4)

67 As a smaller type young man I often resorted to that stay and fight it out deal.  Sometimes it worked.  Often I just got my ass kicked.  If I was in the company of others, especially family or friends, I'd sure think about opposition, but if alone, running off ain't too far from my mind.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (7yvLv)

68 4   Be polite. Be professional. But, always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


Crap. I'm gonna need more magazines.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:01 PM (oy91g)

69 What if your attacker has a knife to your child’s throat and tells you that everything is going to be okay as long as you cooperate by lying face down on the floor? Don’t do it. It would be better to flee the house—because as soon as you leave, he will know that the clock is ticking:

That seems to be the worst thing you can do. Time is on your side, and both of you know it.

Offer to let him leave. Toss your wallet in the general direction of the door/window.

But make it clear that as long as the intruder has a knife to your kid's throat you are waiting to pounce on him (in actions not in words).

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:02 PM (3aXbg)

70 Newt looks like me in "The Office"

Posted by: Dwight at December 01, 2011 06:02 PM (UqKQV)

71 Handle EVERY sword as if you were loaded.

Posted by: Grandpa always said... at December 01, 2011 06:02 PM (iCh2G)

72 "Engage in combat only when you have superior forces, superior armament, superior position and superior strategy" Hell, if George Washington listened to THAT advice, we'd be British subjects today. Besides, if you're THAT superior, why would you need to go into combat at all?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:02 PM (niZvt)

73 Is it true this year they will drop you in your Hovaround after the countdown to midnight?

This year I attempt to do a wheelie!

Posted by: Dick Clark at December 01, 2011 06:02 PM (TCyyS)

74 The phrase you're looking for is "Better a live dog than a dead lion" Why, yes... yes he was!

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at December 01, 2011 06:03 PM (niZvt)

75

You sir are now in line to become commander in chief of all french forces, land sea and air.

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 09:58 PM (wY55N)

Just not the Legion....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2011 06:04 PM (NtXW4)

76 I'm not sure if the speaker is the same I saw on another talk show, but I bet he has the same message.  The one I heard advised that in a robbery, have a billfold with some cash handy, toss it a good distance away, then run screaming in the other direction.  Force the assailant to choose between a passive wad of cash and pursuing a screaming victim.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 06:05 PM (P1nni)

77 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:05 PM (F79HU)

78 Always bring a gun to a gunfight. Better yet, bring two. Even better: Bring all your friends with guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:05 PM (oy91g)

79 Val Kilmer was sexy??? Shows beauty is only skin deep. I met the dipwad, cashed his checks. That guy was a loser from the get go.

Posted by: no sniveling at December 01, 2011 06:05 PM (BSGjH)

80 Don't worry.

Posted by: The Pendulum at December 01, 2011 06:06 PM (wQ1iq)

81 I don't recognize a gun on that chart.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 06:06 PM (MtwBb)

82 38 Is this really what we want to teach our sons? I don't think so. Always running away is far more corrosive to your soul and character than fighting when it comes your way. Posted by: ed at December 01, 2011 09:44 PM (Y2WVW) eh. I'm talking about real violence - not schoolyard stuff. If your son is getting into bar fights, well then he's could probably use some more life lessons from dad. I've seen people stabbed and beaten into a coma needlessly and over the stupidest, dumbest shit. There really is no trivial amount of violence. Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (pAlYe) I think that "discretion is the better part of valor" may be the right axiom for this situation. If you are being set upon by a bunch of thugs who want your iphone then flight is probably better than fight. If you are being set upon by the same group of thugs who have designs upon your girlfriend then fighting to protect her, as opposed to just making sure you can outrun her, is the right course of action.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:06 PM (loM0R)

83 Well let's just say that Megan Fox and I share certain uh, qualities. Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 09:56 PM (pAlYe) But you don't sound like a total dingbat. Who knew. Some hide it so well.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 06:06 PM (IryH5)

84 Being the guy who once beat the shit out of some squirt after stealing my basketball, only to get my ass kicked when he got 5-6 of his friends to come over and use my HEAD as a basketball, I've learned that sometimes it just ain't worth it.

I did learn one thing from my grandfather, he once got surrounded by a gang, so what he did was pick the smallest little shit in the pack, then went completely loose on him.  The gang never bothered him again.  Actually I think he joined it, was never really clear on what happened afterward, but the point was if you're backed into a corner, pick the douchebag you're most likely to win a fight against.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 01, 2011 06:06 PM (TCyyS)

85 Ladies and gentlemen...HELLOWEEN!!!!

Deliberately Limited Preliminary Prelude in Z

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (F79HU)

86 84 Always bring a gun to a gunfight. Better yet, bring two. Even better: Bring all your friends with guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 10:05 PM (oy91g)

Nah, Nuc em from Orbit, only way to be sure...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (NtXW4)

87 Why not? They were just as unprepared for war as the rest of the french armed forces on Sept 1, 1939. Why should they get a pass?

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (wY55N)

88 It is better to live on your knees than die on your feet.

Posted by: The Old Man in the Whorehouse at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (iCh2G)

89 An aggressive posture towards the 9/11 hijackers might have spared this country a lot of grief.

I was always dubious of that passive cooperate-with-the-hijackers attitude.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (qOZqB)

90 89 Well let's just say that Megan Fox and I share certain uh, qualities. Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 09:56 PM (pAlYe) But you don't sound like a total dingbat. Who knew. Some hide it so well. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 10:06 PM (IryH5) It is not that thumb thing is it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:07 PM (loM0R)

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:08 PM (F79HU)

92

 I don't recognize a gun on that chart.

I think a few of them were video game guns. It's a shame they didn't have the BFG on there

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 06:08 PM (UvdzB)

93 86 I don't recognize a gun on that chart.


That's because they are from XBox's Halo.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:08 PM (oy91g)

94

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (qjUnn)

Hey thar, Jumbo!  How is ya?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:08 PM (F79HU)

95 The Nolte mug shot is misleading.  Yeah, he was drink, but the frakked up hair was from his role in The Hulk - not from his genuine unkepmt demeanor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (kFnmp)

96 70 As a smaller type young man I often resorted to that stay and fight it out deal.  Sometimes it worked.  Often I just got my ass kicked.  If I was in the company of others, especially family or friends, I'd sure think about opposition, but if alone, running off ain't too far from my mind.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 10:01 PM (7yvLv)

Yeah having friends and family around does constrain your getting away options.

The closest I ever came to killing someone was years ago when a bar fight happened out of nowhere and engulfed my parents during dinner. I would have high tailed it out of there right then except my parents were hemmed in. So I smashed a bottle and was ready to use it on the guy threatening my mother. Luckily before things escalated too far there was a sudden opening and we all were able to run out to the car and make an escape. And this was in a very nice area of Seattle too!

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (pAlYe)

97

Twilight series is porn?  I cannot believe how threatened men are by the Twilight series!  It's not porn because porn is nekkid people or parts doing sexual activities.  There's no porn in the Twilight movies.  It's fantasy.  Y'all know all about fantasy. . .  Many of you consume it like candy.  Star Wars.  Lord of the Rings.  Star Trek.  Those movies aren't porn either, but they sure do fulfill alot of male fantasies onscreen.  Think about it before you try to justify your jollifications via the wankernet.

The hipster Newt really got an audible laugh out of me!  Thanks for that one!

 

 

 

Posted by: AmericanWoman at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (SQvIY)

98 bebe's boobs destroy Ha! My sword could cleave those in two!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (niZvt)

99 If you find yourself in a situation where a predator is trying to control you,...
Vote for Who?

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (2Gb0y)

100 What stops gangs from engaging in such random violence? Yes, the police threat plays a part, but just as much so the fact that you might pick on a navy seal who keeps a loaded shot gun by the front door.

Posted by: 18-1

My neighbor IS a former Navy Seal, and he allegedly (according to the ditzy chick down the street) has an arsenal in a gun safe in his basement.  He's also kind of an anti-social jerk, who lost his wife to another former Navy Seal who was supposed to be his pal.  I wouldn' t mess with him because he is an ill-tempered asshole, but he is my neighbor. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (sJTmU)

101 Wow, personal spelling FAIL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:09 PM (kFnmp)

102 I've seen people stabbed and beaten into a coma needlessly and over the stupidest, dumbest shit.
Are are you lookin' funny at me, asshole? Are ya?

Posted by: drunk guy at Maet's local bar at December 01, 2011 06:10 PM (sHY5w)

103 Welcome to the jungle
We got buns and cakes

Posted by: Fatxl Rose at December 01, 2011 06:10 PM (P1nni)

104

@ 75 Besides, if you're THAT superior, why would you need to go into combat at all?

That is the whole idea. Achieve your objective without losses. The operative word here is Engage, which in the manual means to initate or start. Defence is a whole nuther subject.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 06:10 PM (wN82N)

105 Wow, Val Kilmer's neck ate his chin.  I don't ever recall Bruce Jenner being sexy.  They should put the faces of Bruce Jenner, Kenny Rogers and Mickey Rourke on adds for why men should never have "work" done.

Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2011 06:11 PM (mjR67)

106 It's really very simple--If there are two of you being pursued by a gang, simply kneecap your fat friend who trusts you and let the gang feast upon him.

Posted by: Shane Walsh at December 01, 2011 06:11 PM (UKlME)

107   87 If you are being set upon by the same group of thugs who have designs upon your girlfriend then fighting to protect her, as opposed to just making sure you can outrun her, is the right course of action.


Pick the loudmouth of the group & just shoot his ass. When lead starts hitting meat, very few bangers will want to hang around.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:11 PM (oy91g)

108 Wow, I see the Iggles are failing once again...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 06:11 PM (UR5vq)

109 That's because they are from XBox's Halo.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 10:08 PM (oy91g)

oh, well ban them then I don't care.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 06:13 PM (MtwBb)

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 01, 2011 06:13 PM (d6QMz)

111 116 Wow, I see the Iggles are failing once again...
  Dream team!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:13 PM (kFnmp)

112

Yeah, this is the shittiest game of the week.  Eagle versus Seahawk.

btw, there's no such animal as a seahawk

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 06:14 PM (I2LwF)

113 "No, young man, it's better to live on your feet than die on your knees."

Posted by: the old guy, to Lt. Nately at December 01, 2011 06:14 PM (UqKQV)

114

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 10:13 PM (kFnmp)

The Eagles are going to go to the Super Bowl this year - they already bought tickets!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 06:14 PM (UR5vq)

115 Twilight series is porn?  I cannot believe how threatened men are by the Twilight series!

It's not a question of being threatened.  It's fear that we'll be coerced into being dragged into the theater to watch a really shitty girly movie.

Then listening to how much they liked the really shitty girly movie instead of performing multiple BJs as compensation.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (SY2Kh)

116 Merry Christmas everyone

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (wY55N)

117 I'm calling bullshit on several of those pics. Cage, Cruise, and even Gibson and Travolta are victims of bad camera angles; plus, we now know that they're assholes, so we're prejudiced to see them at their worst. But if I look like Cage when I'm 50 and like Gibson when 60, I'll be doing pretty damn well.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (6GvAC)

118 I cannot agree more with the beginning of this overnight. Do not die for someone else's amusement.

Thanks, Maet. This is a very good reminder.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (mKMj1)

119 btw, there's no such animal as a seahawk Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 10:14 PM (I2LwF) Oh Yeah? Have you ever eaten with one??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (niZvt)

120

Good to see you around, Wyatt.

How ya been?

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (O6q63)

121

Yeah, this is the shittiest game of the week.

 

 

Check out the Monday night game.  Equally as bad.  Chargers/Jaguars

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (kFnmp)

122 You're gonna die anyway, die standing up!

Posted by: Matty Eckert at December 01, 2011 06:15 PM (UKlME)

123 I assume some of those guns are fictional. Looking at the bullpup rifles  few of them look like they are out of HALO or something and not actual production rifles in real life.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 01, 2011 06:16 PM (ijjAe)

124  120 btw, there's no such animal as a seahawk

Osprey or Stellars Sea Eagle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:16 PM (oy91g)

125  @ 81 I'm not sure if the speaker is the same I saw on another talk show, but I bet he has the same message.  The one I heard advised that in a robbery, have a billfold with some cash handy, toss it a good distance away, then run screaming in the other direction.  Force the assailant to choose between a passive wad of cash and pursuing a screaming victim.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 10:05 PM (P1nni)

The exact advice I got from a guy when I first moved to NYC, except he advised a money clip with a few bills and some funny money. That and don't take the subway. Or drink the water.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 06:16 PM (wN82N)

126 "Twilight" isn't porn; it's just lame.

Posted by: Yossarian at December 01, 2011 06:17 PM (UqKQV)

127

How ya been?

 

Good, thanks.  Work has been out of control for a few weeks, so I've been scarce.  2011 homicides are at 304 now.  Vote Democrat!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:17 PM (kFnmp)

128 Chevy offers to buy back Chevy Volts.  All 6,000 of 'em.

That's a lot of green, baby.

Posted by: Dang at December 01, 2011 06:17 PM (BbX1b)

129 Then listening to how much they liked the really shitty girly movie instead of performing multiple BJs as compensation. Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 01, 2011 10:15 PM (SY2Kh) My friend in his mid-40's was divorced a couple of years ago and recently started dating again. He reports that the things women in their 30's and 40's are willing to do these days with their tongues in their desperate attempt to land a man goes way, way beyond mere BJ's...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:17 PM (niZvt)

130 there's no such animal as a seahawk

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 10:14 PM (I2LwF)

You probably don't beleive in Bigfoot either, everybody is always hatin on the NW on this blog.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 06:18 PM (MtwBb)

131 Maet, I've seen a few bar fights but managed to stay out of all of them by hiding behind big guys!  Ha!  One night long ago I saw a heated discussion over a pool game escalate to where one fella threatened to smack another with a pool cue.  Fella #2 then pulled a little revolver from his pocket and within just a couple of seconds, he prevailed in the argument without a shot.  Amazing, huh?  Everyone else in the joint was on the floor, including me.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 06:18 PM (7yvLv)

132 49 Yum.

Spader.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 01, 2011 09:56 PM (piMMO)


--Robert California and his wife may be on the outs.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 06:18 PM (P1nni)

133 I dunno.  There could be some epic running performances on Monday night.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 06:18 PM (I2LwF)

134

Vote Democrat!

It seems Nutter was too busy to fuck around with the Occupy freaks.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 06:18 PM (O6q63)

135  139 He reports that the things women in their 30's and 40's are willing to do these days with their tongues in their desperate attempt to land a man goes way, way beyond mere BJ's...

They're double screwed then. After being burned twice, it'll never happen again.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:19 PM (oy91g)

136 I am good Robert.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 10:09 PM (qjUnn)

Have you been jogging as of late?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:19 PM (F79HU)

137 No twicedblessedmom tonight? Oh well, give her and Peaches my regards if they show tonight. I be off to bed...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 06:20 PM (niZvt)

138 He reports that the things women in their 30's and 40's are willing to do these days with their tongues in their desperate attempt to land a man goes way, way beyond mere BJ's... Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2011 10:17 PM It's data-points like these that really help me with my life-planning. By any chance, do you publish a newletter that I could subscribe to?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2011 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

139

Check out the Monday night game. Equally as bad. Chargers/Jaguars

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 10:15 PM (kFnmp)

But at least we won't have to see Del Rio.  And you can hope to see Phillip Rivers looking like an unhappy douchebag if the Jaguars pull off a miracle and win.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:20 PM (GULKT)

140

It seems Nutter was too busy to fuck around with the Occupy freaks.

 

He took out OC spray and tasers before we went in and cleaned house.  Well, the oficers' OC and tasers.  I don't have to fight the great unwashed anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:20 PM (kFnmp)

141 138  Think of the stimulus that could produce.

Posted by: some economist at December 01, 2011 06:21 PM (mjR67)

142

But at least we won't have to see Del Rio.  And you can hope to see Phillip Rivers looking like an unhappy douchebag if the Jaguars pull off a miracle and win.

 

Always a plus!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2011 06:22 PM (kFnmp)

143 Oh good, my Amazonia swag shipped.  Soon I shall swimming in new Mad Men and Mastodon.

Oh, Christina, your body is so delicious when lusted over with heavy metal.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:22 PM (F79HU)

144 151 138 Think of the stimulus that could produce. Posted by: some economist at December 01, 2011 10:21 PM (mjR67) The Old Broken Volt Theory, Eh??

Posted by: Max Smart at December 01, 2011 06:22 PM (niZvt)

145

I hurt my knee so .. not in a few weeks.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 10:22 PM (qjUnn)

Does your leg need a may-sah-jee?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:23 PM (F79HU)

146 I think those are all airsoft guns. There are enought arfcomers here that someone will know

Posted by: Mike in CFL at December 01, 2011 06:23 PM (motsG)

147 Somebody tell Philthy that the season isn't technically over yet.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 06:24 PM (UKlME)

148

skedaddle when you can but ..

 

sometimes you gotta fight

 

I'm too old for fisticuffs so I go straight to guns

 

life is simpler this way

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 06:24 PM (Sdl9x)

149 Ah, I see that the violence link leads to Sam Harris's blog, and I wondered if it was the Sam Harris.  Interesting.  It's good that he goes through the effort to propose an ethical/moral system for atheists.  Good reading.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 06:24 PM (P1nni)

150 Computer question again.

I mentioned a while back I'd gotten a new second monitor, so that now both monitors were exactly the same model. However, the second monitor flickered when I scrolled up and down.

To try and figure out if it was the new monitor, I swapped the two monitors. Saw the same issue with both. To see if it was an issue with the VGA cable, since it is always the monitor on the VGA plug, I used a new VGA cable....same issue.

So...do I have to consider getting a new video card? Or might this still be a setting issue?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:25 PM (3aXbg)

151 Have any divinities made an appearance in this thread?

Posted by: Is it safe? at December 01, 2011 06:26 PM (GTbGH)

152 @86 I don't recognize a gun on that chart.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 10:06 PM (MtwBb)

Don't play a lot of video games, eh?

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 06:26 PM (wN82N)

153 I think those are all airsoft guns. There are enought arfcomers here that someone will know

Posted by: Mike in CFL at December 01, 2011 10:23 PM

 

Probably a video game, or sci-fi movie.

 

Those are not real weapons, military of civilian

 

 

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 06:27 PM (Sdl9x)

154 Interesting.  It's good that he goes through the effort to propose an ethical/moral system for atheists.  Good reading.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 10:24 PM (P1nni)

What is the jist? Most atheist ethical systems seem to be take Christianity (or some other religious tradition), strip out God, and pretend it still works.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:27 PM (3aXbg)

155 Anybody know a good little power saw? I don't need a bigger Skilsaw, just something for some wood and all purpose cutting. My Dremel isn't "cutting it".

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 06:27 PM (UKlME)

156 If faced with the NFL - college game option, always go with the collegiate action.  Bound to see something interesting unless it's a Big 10 game.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 06:27 PM (7yvLv)

157 Have any divinities made an appearance in this thread?

Posted by: Is it safe? at December 01, 2011 10:26 PM (GTbGH)

I've been reading, but I haven't posted yet. 


And now that I have...you are welcome!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 01, 2011 06:28 PM (3aXbg)

158 So I keep hearing these things about the Volt, fire hazard, etc...Am I the only person that ever wondered what happened to an EV when you wrapped it around a tree going 45 miles per hour?

Every other fucking car in the world, they advertise how awesome it is because of safety and you see them ramming them into brick walls.  Only product advertised like that.  Like, you never see people throw their iPhones at a wall.  Anyway, so cars, crash tests, smashy smashy, people dig it.  EVs?  Green green, Gaia cunni nonsense, but where's the smashy smashy?  Oh?  Let's try not to think about it?

Are we really surprised at all by this?

I wanna see some dude drive his Volt into a brick wall and at the moment of impact yell SHAZAM and see if there's a big lightning bolt.  That would be cool.

Posted by: Robert does stream of thought at December 01, 2011 06:28 PM (F79HU)

159

Don't play a lot of video games, eh?

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 10:26 PM (wN82N)

Ha, no. I play brickbreaker on my blackberry sometimes but that's about it.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 06:28 PM (MtwBb)

160 @  159

   Yes, makes life a lot simpler.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 06:29 PM (SAMxH)

161 140 Maet, I've seen a few bar fights but managed to stay out of all of them by hiding behind big guys!  Ha!  One night long ago I saw a heated discussion over a pool game escalate to where one fella threatened to smack another with a pool cue.  Fella #2 then pulled a little revolver from his pocket and within just a couple of seconds, he prevailed in the argument without a shot.  Amazing, huh?  Everyone else in the joint was on the floor, including me.

I've been in one bar fight life time. Way back in the 70's, deep in a hollar where  the sun don't shine, my collage roommate pissed in a guy's lap when he wouldn't let go.
We were all ass and elbows getting to the car and left in a cloud of dust.

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 01, 2011 06:29 PM (2Gb0y)

162 Perhaps off topic but I am planning on going out to dinner and will order chicken fried steak and shake a lot of salt on it and be thinking about buying a bunch of incandescent bulbs. Question - how many laws will this be violating under regime Obama?

Posted by: Jornolist at December 01, 2011 06:29 PM (IcgxX)

163 Thank you. Come again.

Posted by: Vishnu at December 01, 2011 06:30 PM (sHY5w)

164


To try and figure out if it was the new monitor, I swapped the two monitors. Saw the same issue with both. To see if it was an issue with the VGA cable, since it is always the monitor on the VGA plug, I used a new VGA cable....same issue.

So...do I have to consider getting a new video card? Or might this still be a setting issue?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 10:25 PM (3aXbg)

Have you considered just using a single monitor with the VGA cable to determine if it still does it with a single monitor rather than when the computer is trying to handle two displays?  Because if there's no problem then it probably wouldn't be a settings issue and is likely just your computer not having much success in handling the dual monitors.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:30 PM (GULKT)

165

my head needs more of a brain....

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 10:27 PM (qjUnn)

I'd offer you mine, but you'd still twist things wrong with the addition of thinking about nothing but licking fine wiminz up and down day and night.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:31 PM (F79HU)

166 When it comes to violence, there are no simple answers. There are, however, some observations. Getting involved with violence is like going to court -- sometimes the right person wins, and sometimes the wrong person wins, and -- although its generally a good idea to be elsewhere -- sometimes you have to roll the dice anyway. And, much like going to court, the worst way you can get there is just by "going with the flow" instead of rethinking from first principles.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 06:31 PM (kaalw)

167  170 I wanna see some dude drive his Volt into a brick wall and at the moment of impact yell SHAZAM and see if there's a big lightning bolt.  That would be cool.


Even cooler if it happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 06:31 PM (oy91g)

168 Lot of "red" states in that Twilight chart...just sayin.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2011 06:34 PM (tKFT6)

169 My Dremel isn't "cutting it". A Dremel?! How about a simple little mitre box?

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2011 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

170 165 What is the jist? Most atheist ethical systems seem to be take Christianity (or some other religious tradition), strip out God, and pretend it still works.

Mencius Moldbug did several essays on that; specifically that liberal atheism is barely-edited Puritanism.

Objectivism is about the only atheist philosophy of which I know that doesn't show Christian (or Jewish) roots.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 01, 2011 06:35 PM (6GvAC)

171 162 Have any divinities made an appearance in this thread?

Posted by: Is it safe? at December 01, 2011 10:26 PM (GTbGH)

Ray, when someone asks you if there's gods on the thread, you say "Yes!"

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 06:36 PM (kaalw)

172 i did not read the thread but i will repeat what i was told in case of attempted abduction and it works! TRY TO RUN-- and scream FIRE! for all your worth. People will not come to help you if they hear you screaming help these days they dont want to get involved. but people ALWAYS want to see a fire. work with it.

so, on that subject i always have knives on me since i live in California and a concealed carry is hard to get and i have been gutting feed sacks and shaving bags as a daily routine since i was 13 years old.

but this is the deal-- you always forget what you learn in self defense class, if you are really truly attacked. Frightened women rarely pull off slick moves unless they are drilled into them daily. When attacked the adrenalin will flood your system, you will get tunnel vision,  you will panic and flail. Learn to flail productively, and LOUDLY. Scream your head off

then if you do manage to hurt your assailant be sure to keep saying, to anyone with a uniform or without "i thought he was gonna kill me, i just wanted him to stop."
Say it over and over. this is as important as flailing productively and never say anything else.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 06:36 PM (QNeKQ)

173 Re: 13 Male Stars who Lost Their Sexy.

It's all booze. Alcohol is the universal solvent. It destroys absolutely everything it touches. Your looks, your physique, your mind, your soul, your humanity.

It's literally the Devil's potion.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 06:37 PM (7tfWs)

174

@166   Anybody know a good little power saw? I don't need a bigger Skilsaw, just something for some wood and all purpose cutting. My Dremel isn't "cutting it".

Try a Black and Decker Jig Saw. You can even buy a mini table mount for them.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 06:37 PM (wN82N)

175 185 Re: 13 Male Stars who Lost Their Sexy.

It's all booze. Alcohol is the universal solvent. It destroys absolutely everything it touches. Your looks, your physique, your mind, your soul, your humanity.

It's literally the Devil's potion.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 10:37 PM (7tfWs)

Damn dude, that's such a buzzkill.  Barkeep make me a double!

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:38 PM (GULKT)

176 Have you considered just using a single monitor with the VGA cable to determine if it still does it with a single monitor rather than when the computer is trying to handle two displays?  Because if there's no problem then it probably wouldn't be a settings issue and is likely just your computer not having much success in handling the dual monitors.

Ok, I set the computer to only use the VGA monitor - couldn't get the flickering while I scroll issue.

Turned the DVI one on too and I see the issue again.

Now, with the second monitor I used to have, I did not originally see the flickering issue - that started a month or two ago, along with other issues (which is why I replaced it).

Hmm..that might indicate there is an issue with the settings then. Because it can't be the hardware, it didn't happen when I first set up the dual display (I was running with it for about 5 months before I had any issues).

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:39 PM (3aXbg)

177 It's literally the Devil's potion.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 10:37 PM (7tfWs)

Hail, Satan!

Posted by: Salud! at December 01, 2011 06:39 PM (F79HU)

178 @164

Thanks Jake.


Posted by: Mike in CFL at December 01, 2011 06:40 PM (motsG)

179 Am I the only person that ever wondered what happened to an EV when you wrapped it around a tree going 45 miles per hour? 450 lbs of batteries behind you are going 45 mph and you suddenly stop? We'd like to make you an offer...

Posted by: GM at December 01, 2011 06:40 PM (FcR7P)

180 It's literally the Devil's potion.
Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 10:37 PM (7tfWs)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to be happy. 

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at December 01, 2011 06:40 PM (UR5vq)

181 If you are being set upon by the same group of thugs who have designs upon your girlfriend then fighting to protect her, as opposed to just making sure you can outrun her, is the right course of action.

You can always get another girlfriend.


And dammit, I forgot to get my pick'em in for tonight.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2011 06:40 PM (GTbGH)

182 81 I'm not sure if the speaker is the same I saw on another talk show, but I bet he has the same message.  The one I heard advised that in a robbery, have a billfold with some cash handy, toss it a good distance away, then run screaming in the other direction.  Force the assailant to choose between a passive wad of cash and pursuing a screaming victim.
Posted by: logprof

Excellent advice.

About a year ago, someone attempted a public strong-arm robbery on me, trapping me between a ticket machine and a pillar and him. He indicated he had a gun (waggling an object in his jacket pocket) and told me to give him my money. I smiled and said, "Let me see what I have for you in my bag of BOOM!"

When I looked up, he was running like hell - I had a sudden, terrible urge to shout, "Wait! Wait! Weren't you trying to rob me?"

I didn't, of course, because then I'd have spent the rest of the evening giving boring statements to police who wouldn't even try to find the guy.

Terrifying the opposition also works.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2011 06:40 PM (mKMj1)

183 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

*oops*

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at December 01, 2011 06:41 PM (UR5vq)

184

It's all booze. Alcohol is the universal solvent. It destroys absolutely everything it touches

Thanks Carry Nation. Don't take an axe to the ONT.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 06:41 PM (UKlME)

185 So did anyone read the story about the black student displaying the Confederate flag?

Just...beautiful...MAN!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:42 PM (F79HU)

186 hi all

He reports that the things women in their 30's and 40's are willing to do these days with their tongues in their desperate attempt to land a man goes way, way beyond mere BJ's...

wait, women in their 30's and 40's are desperate?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:42 PM (s7mIC)

187 Comic book guns from a commie comic book weekly.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at December 01, 2011 06:42 PM (ndp2I)

188

Hmm..that might indicate there is an issue with the settings then. Because it can't be the hardware, it didn't happen when I first set up the dual display (I was running with it for about 5 months before I had any issues).

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 10:39 PM (3aXbg)

Try reducing the resolution then?  is your new monitor a larger one so you're using a higher resolution?  That would sort of make it a settings/hardware issue.  In that your hardware can't handle the settings you want to run it at.  Like attempting to play a game on max settings when your computer can only handle medium.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:43 PM (GULKT)

189 Only three sure ways to win a grown-up fight without a gun.

Blind them permanently.
Castrate them.
Break their arm or leg.

Any of these three things will downright ruin an attackers day and make them eager to go home and take a nap.

Trouble is, they are trying to do the same thing to you.

My mouth and booze has gotten me in several fights. It's never a good idea unless you have no other choice.

If you can, bite off something they'll really miss and swallow it.


Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 06:43 PM (WsOiK)

190  193  You can always get another girlfriend.


True. I'm on my third one this week.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 01, 2011 06:43 PM (oy91g)

191 : gushie at December 01, 2011 10:36 PM (QNeKQ)
gushie- boot knife for the Alamo endings. Been there. That's what lawyers are for.

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 01, 2011 06:43 PM (2Gb0y)

192 Twilight is not porn, it's just incredibly ridiculous that anyone likes it.  Porn for women still includes... porn.

Nick Nolte was never good looking.  Neither was Nic Cage, who has gotten better looking as he's aged.  Not handsome, but better than his teenage years.  And I'll throw Travolta in there too - I'd say he's always been average looking.  Made a great fat lady.

Mel Gibson still looks good.

I'm still crying over Val Kilmer.

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 06:43 PM (afWhQ)

193 196 It's always a hoot when a lefty douchebag attempts to present themselves as knowledgeable when arguing an anti-2A stance. First of all, their disgust wit,h and palpable fear of firearms almost always prohibits them from any substantive research into the subject matter at hand. They are predictably consistent in misidentifying (or just plain lying about) the function and intent of a given weapon or class of weapons. They are absolutely amazing in their inability to distinguish between bolt, semi and fully auto actions, so they just end up tossing them all into the "assault weapons" stew pot like yesterday's leftovers. I could go on and on. But when it comes to gun control, there is one thing they are absolutely fearless about - willful distortion or outright misrepresentation of the truth. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 01, 2011 10:41 PM (vbh31) See, I took this in an entirely different way. I assumed that this knobgobbler and his buddies were not content with restricting gun ownership in the real world but with future and virtual guns as well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:44 PM (loM0R)

194 All those guns on the charts should be banned forever!

Posted by: Halo Addict trying to quit but still living in outer space at December 01, 2011 06:45 PM (wN82N)

195 wait, women in their 30's and 40's are desperate?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 10:42 PM (s7mIC)

Not for either of us, apparently.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:45 PM (F79HU)

196 The guns on that chart are all from the Xbox game "Halo".

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 06:45 PM (Au+VP)

197 I saw that you guys offered me some cutting edge advice. Thanks.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 06:45 PM (UKlME)

198 Anybody know a good little power saw? I don't need a bigger Skilsaw, just something for some wood and all purpose cutting. My Dremel isn't "cutting it".

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2011 10:27 PM (UKlME)

Any of the battery operated circular saws, you can find them by themselves (as opposed to buying a set) on Amazon for cheap. I have a Dewalt, it's a great little saw. I use it more than my skilsaw wormdrive just because it works fine and is lighter and easier.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 06:45 PM (MtwBb)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:46 PM (s7mIC)

200
Mencius Moldbug did several essays on that; specifically that liberal atheism is barely-edited Puritanism.

Objectivism is about the only atheist philosophy of which I know that doesn't show Christian (or Jewish) roots.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 01, 2011 10:35 PM (6GvAC)

Hey, some atheist traditions are clearly barely-edited catholic.

Yes, Objectivism I would certainly cede - though I think there is a *strong* element of classical Greek philosophy to it (arete).

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:46 PM (3aXbg)

201 atheist pacifists in my experience are the worst douches ever.

i saw one say in front of his wife, if he was attacked hed do what they wanted and just lay there while they kicked him till they got tired and went away.

when further asked what he would do if they attacked his wife instead and meant to rape her, he said. "i would tell her to do what they wanted and hope they didnt hurt her."

she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 06:46 PM (QNeKQ)

202

Not for either of us, apparently.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:45 PM (F79HU)


yeah no kidding

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:46 PM (s7mIC)

203

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 10:44 PM (loM0R)

There are plenty of "caring" liberals who would gladly ban violent video games as well if they could. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 06:46 PM (UR5vq)

204 I don't know how Jefe does it...

http://tinyurl.com/yj5s94f

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:47 PM (F79HU)

205 Fuckity fuckity fuck.   How y'all doin' tonight?

Hi, chemjeff!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 06:47 PM (ICv3z)

206 Some "secular-Right" essayist needs to write some essays in defence of "Darwinism" already. Whenever I read this blog, or other blogs in which people obviously from here or from the Blogmocracy et al. post, I'm always struck by how the philosophical base of Conservatism is anti-Darwin.

I've generally assumed that anti-Darwinists are ignorant, stubborn, not too bright, illogical and the rest of it. (Either that, or, like Pawlenty, cynics.) As a result I generally don't have much hope in making converts, so I typically react to anti-Darwinists with insults.

Mind you, first there would have to be an intellectual defence of the anti-Darwinist standpoint that didn't rely upon transparent lies (like Stein's Expelled). Auster's comments here might be a better start.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (6GvAC)

207 I think you got Newt confused with Dwight Schrute. Or maybe not.

Posted by: SethPower at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (e6MoS)

208 Well M&Ms, it's been a long, bad week. I'll be happy to see Friday. See you on the morning thread.

Posted by: joncelli at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (+MbqG)

209

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 10:43 PM (afWhQ)

Hey soulpile.  Lose yourself in Skyrim yet?  Admit it, you did this.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (GULKT)

210 185 Re: 13 Male Stars who Lost Their Sexy.

It's all booze. Alcohol is the universal solvent. It destroys absolutely everything it touches. Your looks, your physique, your mind, your soul, your humanity.

It's literally the Devil's potion.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 10:37 PM (7tfWs)

--It also removes a lot of fat tissue from fat women.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (P1nni)

211

That actors losing there sexy is a little unfair. Aging happens. The only cure is death. 20 years ago, I was175lb and fit. Now I have 2 chins and 40 more pounds not to mention back pain and hair in all the wrong places. Living is bad for your health and everybody gets old. Plus some of those guys compounded there problems with substance abuse.

Posted by: stillers at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (lmE0L)

212 205 Twilight is not porn, it's just incredibly ridiculous that anyone likes it.  Porn for women still includes... porn.


I'm still crying over Val Kilmer.

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 10:43 PM (afWhQ)


I agree with you on both accounts!

and HI!!!!!! I MISSED YOU SOULPILE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 06:48 PM (QNeKQ)

213 Alcohol is the universal solvent. It destroys absolutely everything it touches.

Hi there!  Remember me?

Posted by: Oxygen at December 01, 2011 06:49 PM (s7mIC)

214

yeah no kidding

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (s7mIC)

Time to hit the gym!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:49 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2011 06:49 PM (GTbGH)

216 218 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 10:44 PM (loM0R) There are plenty of "caring" liberals who would gladly ban violent video games as well if they could. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (UR5vq) I agree. the "caring" libs would be all for censoring the idea of guns so they never entered the conversation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:49 PM (loM0R)

217 Bang!

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at December 01, 2011 06:50 PM (2Gb0y)

218

This ONT is also relevant to my interests-- I just finished watching "From Paris With Love" (with John Travolta)  and cleaning one of my guns.

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 06:50 PM (Au+VP)

219 Newt not  my favorite but seems to be the only one with enough balls to handle the Chicago machine

Posted by: AlaskaGal and her crazy dog Jezabel at December 01, 2011 06:50 PM (oW9Qn)

220 Could it be that Darwimism actually fails the scientific method? Naw not a chance.

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 06:50 PM (wY55N)

221 she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (QNeKQ)

Good call.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:50 PM (F79HU)

222 Thanks Carry Nation. Don't take an axe to the ONT.

Who said anything about preventing people from drinking? I'm a big fan of letting people do what they want.

But booze still does nearly incalculable damage. It erodes. All 13 of those male stars have had all their talent eroded along with their looks.

My favorite actor is Buster Keaton. Read his biography by Marion Meade. He lost everything due to booze. At his peak he was physically beautiful, had a superhuman acrobatic ability, and created special effects by hand that today we use computer graphics to get.

And he lost it all due to booze. Incredible waste and tragedy.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 06:51 PM (7tfWs)

223 Well age happens to everyone, but truthfully I'd say many of these guys are only 25lbs and a good haircut away from getting their full mojo back.

Hey, I love being sexier than Val Kilmer.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 01, 2011 06:51 PM (azHfB)

224

Hi chemjeff

Last night's unshaved cooter in question belonged to a yearling moose.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 06:51 PM (O6q63)

225 And for those wondering - yes my sword wound has pretty much healed up. But sadly my hand modeling days are at an end.

Mine too, all because of the Puffy Shirt !!!

Posted by: George Costanza at December 01, 2011 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

226 Soulpile?  Srsly?  Doin' the happy dance!  How've you been, buddy?

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 06:52 PM (ICv3z)

227 238 she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not. Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (QNeKQ) Good call. Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:50 PM (F79HU) Especially if she lives in one of those high crime liberal bastions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:52 PM (loM0R)

228 But booze still does nearly incalculable damage. It erodes. All 13 of those male stars have had all their talent eroded along with their looks.

It's not just booze.  Sheer age has taken its toll on these stars regardless of the drug/alcohol use.  Some people just don't age well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 06:52 PM (UR5vq)

229 all good things...
 and all

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2011 06:52 PM (iCh2G)

230 Hi Peaches!!!  How was the law factory today?

Posted by: Oxygen at December 01, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)

231

she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not.

You know, most of the time I don't like that "Dump your wine glass on him"  thing, but in that case.... Yeah. 

Also, at least she got the info and got rid of his ass, instead of finding out the hard way.

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 06:54 PM (Au+VP)

232 It's not just booze.  Sheer age has taken its toll on these stars regardless of the drug/alcohol use.  Some people just don't age well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 10:52 PM (UR5vq)

I think in Axle Pose's case it's mostly chocolate cake and green M&Ms.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:54 PM (F79HU)

233 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:54 PM (s7mIC)

234 Could one of you kind folks see your way to makin' me a sammich?  It would be much appreciated . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 06:54 PM (ICv3z)

235 fluffy heh   okay I get it now

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:55 PM (s7mIC)

236 Posted by: Oxygen at

I can't get enough of you.  I need you.  Inside of me.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:55 PM (F79HU)

237 jake.

Got my Idaho license today.

I hit the D&B Supply, too. Bought the Goob a cowboys and indians playset and me some cherry/alder smoking pellets.

Then went in Cash &Carry for a 13.3lb brisket and 40lb of meshite chunk charcoal.

I love it here.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (WsOiK)

238 Hi, Peaches! -- note left for you at 147.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (kaalw)

239 Could one of you kind folks see your way to makin' me a sammich?  It would be much appreciated . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 10:54 PM (ICv3z)

Ham or roast beef?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (F79HU)

240 Hi Peaches!!!  How was the law factory today?

Posted by: Oxygen at December 01, 2011 10:54 PM (s7mIC)

Same shit, different day, thanks for asking.  I did leave early to go see my doc, who was alarmed and mystified by the fact that my muthafuckin' tongue seems to be disintegrating in my mouth, although he agreed that it does not look like any tongue cancer he's ever seen (knew that, courtesy of the interwebs).  I'm just a medical mystery.  Again . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (ICv3z)

241 hugs to Soulpile. We miss you!

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (WsOiK)

242 252 Could one of you kind folks see your way to makin' me a sammich?  It would be much appreciated . . .

Sure, what would you like on it? 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (UR5vq)

243

Try reducing the resolution then?  is your new monitor a larger one so you're using a higher resolution?  That would sort of make it a settings/hardware issue.  In that your hardware can't handle the settings you want to run it at.  Like attempting to play a game on max settings when your computer can only handle medium.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 10:43 PM (GULKT)

I'm using *exactly* the same settings on the two monitors. The *only* difference is one is connected through the VGA port and one through DVI.

Hmm, interestingly I do not see the flickering issue after reducing the resolution...

1440x900 60Hz - problem on second monitor

1152x864 75HZ  - problem on second monitor

1152x864 70Hz - NO problem on second monitor

That is...wierd.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 06:56 PM (3aXbg)

244

It's not just booze.  Sheer age has taken its toll on these stars regardless of the drug/alcohol use.  Some people just don't age well.

Provie it!

Posted by: Nutsacks at December 01, 2011 06:57 PM (UvdzB)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:57 PM (s7mIC)

246 "succulent" is kind of a gross word.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 06:57 PM (I2LwF)

247 hi sifty

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 06:57 PM (O6q63)

248 256 jake.

Got my Idaho license today.

I hit the D&B Supply, too. Bought the Goob a cowboys and indians playset and me some cherry/alder smoking pellets.

Then went in Cash &Carry for a 13.3lb brisket and 40lb of meshite chunk charcoal.

I love it here.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM (WsOiK)

Get any uncomfortable looks from people when you told them you're from California yet?  Or do you just say you're from "that liberal shithole California that I'm glad to be gone from?"

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 06:58 PM (GULKT)

249 she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not. You know, most of the time I don't like that "Dump your wine glass on him" thing, but in that case.... Yeah. Also, at least she got the info and got rid of his ass, instead of finding out the hard way. Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 10:54 PM (Au+VP) I think I know this couple. When she left did she take his gimp suit and ball gag just to piss him off??

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 06:58 PM (loM0R)

250

Ham or roast beef?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM (F79HU)

Got any lobster salad?  Shrimp will do in a pinch . . . hold the mayo. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 06:58 PM (ICv3z)

251 223 Fuckity fuckity fuck.   How y'all doin' tonight?

Hi, chemjeff!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 10:47 PM

How are things in windy SoCal tonight, Peaches?

Jim Cantore AKA "The Geraldo of Weather" is in Pasadena because you're having an "extreme weather event"

He should be a local weatherman, where half an inch of rain is hyped as a major storm

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 06:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

252 Hi soulpile, how ya been

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (s7mIC)

253

My favorite actor is Buster Keaton. Read his biography by Marion Meade. He lost everything due to booze. At his peak he was physically beautiful, had a superhuman acrobatic ability, and created special effects by hand that today we use computer graphics to get.

And he lost it all due to booze. Incredible waste and tragedy.

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Zombie Amy Winehouse at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (4q5tP)

254

Could one of you kind folks see your way to makin' me a sammich?  It would be much appreciated . . .

Chunky peanut butter and homemade grape jam on rye?  All I've got.

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (Au+VP)

255 Eh, I dunno, there are worse things than dying, I think....I have told y'all how I got attacked in a grocery store parking lot...when that machete was at my throat, I thought I'll hold still and it'll be over soon, but when he moved it further down and it seemed like he was gonna do something else with it, I just snapped and went berserk like Gushie said. Like a wild woman.

I am not ever going to go down without a fight again, although I didn't have much choice that time, he pushed me from behind while I was putting groceries in the front seat.

(And feel free to joke about not going down w/o a fight!)

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (SsG4J)

256 Got my Idaho license today.
Concealed Tater or Open?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (sHY5w)

257 I love it here.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM (WsOiK)


Glad to hear you are taking to northwest livin, sifty. 

It was a beautiful winter day up here between the mountains.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2011 06:59 PM (iCh2G)

258 265 Peaches here ya go

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 10:57 PM (s7mIC)

Mmmmmmmm, succulent . . . you're a good kid, cj!  Muchas gracias. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:00 PM (ICv3z)

259 Peaches, your tongue is disintegrating?  Wow, how weird.  Good news that it's not tongue cancer though.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)

260 I haven't been in that many fights, but one thing I've learned- if a fight is inevitable, always throw the first punch, and make it land.  Preferably on the nose.

Had more than one fight begin and end quickly that way.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 01, 2011 07:00 PM (SY2Kh)

261 245 238 she sat there stunned speechless, staring at him, at this dinner party... Then left him a couple days after that. I shit you not.
Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (QNeKQ)

Good call.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:50 PM (F79HU)

Especially if she lives in one of those high crime liberal bastions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 10:52 PM (loM0R)

they were from (Surprise!) San Francisco.

she does like going to the firing ramge now. it was a Teaching moment for her. Shes not liberal any more either.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:00 PM (QNeKQ)

262 237 Newt not  my favorite but seems to be the only one with enough balls to handle the Chicago machine

Posted by: AlaskaGal and her crazy dog Jezabel at December 01, 2011 10:50 PM (oW9Qn)

--

I would agree with that - here's what he said to ABC news earlier today:

TAPPER: “You are going to be the nominee?”

GINGRICH: “I’m going to be the nominee. It’s very hard not to look at the recent polls and think that the odds are very high I’m going to be the nominee. And by the way I don’t object if people want to attack me, that’s their right. All I’m suggesting that it’s not going to be very effective and that people are going to get sick of it very fast. And the guys who attacked each other in the debates up to now, every single one of them have lost ground by attacking. So they should do what they and their consultants want to do. I will focus on being substantive and I will focus on Barack Obama.”

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (BGzbk)

263 Note to self: Miss Tammy crossed off date list.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (sHY5w)

264 280 Peaches, your tongue is disintegrating?  Wow, how weird.  Good news that it's not tongue cancer though.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 11:00 PM (s7mIC)

did he test you for herpes?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (QNeKQ)

265 Blind them permanently. Castrate them. Break their arm or leg. That's what daddy always told me!!!! Heh Marine dads.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (IryH5)

266

I'm using *exactly* the same settings on the two monitors. The *only* difference is one is connected through the VGA port and one through DVI.

Hmm, interestingly I do not see the flickering issue after reducing the resolution...

1440x900 60Hz - problem on second monitor

1152x864 75HZ - problem on second monitor

1152x864 70Hz - NO problem on second monitor

That is...wierd.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM (3aXbg)

Yep Hardware/settings issue.  Your computer is just having problems processing both screens at those settings.  I'm guessing you were using settings closer to the 1152x 864 70Hz rather than the other two on the monitor you replaced.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (GULKT)

267

What's Idaho like Sifty?

Do they pay you in potatoes?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 07:01 PM (UvdzB)

268 philosophical base of Conservatism is anti-Darwin.

One can build a purely materialistic, "darwinian" set of ethics, but very few people would like it.

Objectivism, it seems to me, is in fact a MUCH watered down version of it...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 07:02 PM (3aXbg)

269 Come to think of it, Peaches, we could go for a sandwich too.

Posted by: Chris Dodd & Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 01, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)

270 It's not just booze.  Sheer age has taken its toll on these stars regardless of the drug/alcohol use.  Some people just don't age well.

Well, I disagree. We all know what John Wayne looked like in his later years. It wasn't just age that transformed him from this:

http://tinyurl.com/8yglwjf

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 07:02 PM (7tfWs)

271 Peaches, your tongue is disintegrating?  Wow, how weird.  Good news that it's not tongue cancer though.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 11:00 PM (s7mIC)

Well, we don't know that for sure yet.  He was a bit gobsmacked by it.

did he test you for herpes?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:01 PM (QNeKQ)

Fucker did ask me if I'd had anything, um, strange in my mouth lately.  In no uncertain terms, NO!  It's pretty fuckin' weird, I will say that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:03 PM (ICv3z)

272 Peaches, do you have Geographic tongue?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:03 PM (SsG4J)

273 When people ask us where we are from we say we escaped from California. The looks on our faces usually tell them we didn't bring any of it with us.

Also, I had my wife cut all my hair off so I don't stand out so much.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 07:03 PM (WsOiK)

274
   Damn, I just broke the hammer spring on my Remington New Model Army.  Sitting here reading the blog, wiping it down and the freaking spring snapped as I cocked it. Not happy, that is one of my favorites.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 07:03 PM (SAMxH)

275 Chemjeff: They are out there. In my office today was a cute, petite part American Indian gal looking for a friend with benefits (not heath insurance) " about three nights a week" but "no sleep overs." Apparently it's get in there, get the job done and get the Hell out. You'd like her. She's 34 and wants a "friend" about 40.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 01, 2011 07:04 PM (8QLrl)

276
I am not ever going to go down without a fight again, although I didn't have much choice that time, he pushed me from behind while I was putting groceries in the front seat.

(And feel free to joke about not going down w/o a fight!)

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

*snerk*

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:04 PM (QNeKQ)

277 288

What's Idaho like Sifty?

Do they pay you in potatoes?

Posted by: Ben at December 01, 2011 11:01 PM

Let's not engage in stereotypes about Idaho!

They pay in survival rations and ammo

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 07:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

278 Well, I disagree. We all know what John Wayne looked like in his later years. It wasn't just age that transformed him from this:

http://tinyurl.com/8yglwjf

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 11:02 PM (7tfWs)

You know he had lung cancer and had a lung removed don't you?

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 07:04 PM (MtwBb)

279 I have told y'all how I got attacked in a grocery store parking lot.

That is horrible. Did the police get the perp?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2011 07:05 PM (3aXbg)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2011 07:05 PM (sHY5w)

281 Heh. I was looking at the story with the Confederate flag and did a double-take on the school -- USCB. I went to UCSB, myself.....I didn't know there was a dyslexic version on the other side of the country.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 07:05 PM (kaalw)

282 296
   Damn, I just broke the hammer spring on my Remington New Model Army.  Sitting here reading the blog, wiping it down and the freaking spring snapped as I cocked it. Not happy, that is one of my favorites.


That seriously blows goat's ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:06 PM (oy91g)

283 You'd like her. She's 34 and wants a "friend" about 40.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 01, 2011 11:04 PM (8QLrl)

I think it might be time for a side kick trade in.

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at December 01, 2011 07:06 PM (3aXbg)

284

Hey soulpile. Lose yourself in Skyrim yet? Admit it, you did this.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 10:48 PM (GULKT)

Oh man, that looks like fun. Now I'll have to get the PC version and do that. Dammit.

And yeah, I'm loving Skyrim. The weekend's coming up and I have some more time for it planned. Blasted dragon keeps sneaking around and running off when I try to fight.  I'm getting annoyed with not having enough gold to buy the first house, though.  Need storage really bad, since I'm a horrible book pack-rat.

It's also a good time filler until SW:TOR gets full engagement.


Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:48 PM (QNeKQ)

Hi gushka!

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:06 PM (afWhQ)

285 Posted by: CMU VET at December 01, 2011 11:04 PM (8QLrl)

hmm, interesting...
so where exactly do you work again?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 07:06 PM (s7mIC)

286 Damn, I just broke the hammer spring on my Remington New Model Army.  Sitting here reading the blog, wiping it down and the freaking spring snapped as I cocked it. Not happy, that is one of my favorites.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 11:03 PM (SAMxH)

Dude, that blows chunks.  My condolences . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:06 PM (ICv3z)

287

did he test you for herpes?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:01 PM (QNeKQ)

Fucker did ask me if I'd had anything, um, strange in my mouth lately.  In no uncertain terms, NO!  It's pretty fuckin' weird, I will say that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 11:03 PM (ICv3z)

the reason i ask is my mom has Lupus too, and she got herpes in her eyes.

we dont have any idea how. She never even gets cold sores in her mouth or anything like that.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:07 PM (QNeKQ)

288 292 It's not just booze.  Sheer age has taken its toll on these stars regardless of the drug/alcohol use.  Some people just don't age well.

Well, I disagree. We all know what John Wayne looked like in his later years. It wasn't just age that transformed him from this:

http://tinyurl.com/8yglwjf

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 11:02 PM (7tfWs)

Older John Wayne was good looking.  Better than that photo.

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:08 PM (afWhQ)

289 Soulpile!!!!!!!! How you been?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:08 PM (IryH5)

290 three nights a week" but "no sleep overs." Apparently it's get in there, get the job done and get the Hell out. You'd like her. She's 34 and wants a "friend" about 40.

beats the living crap out of a horny PR with a penis.  cj, I think you should give this some serious consideration, if only as a short-term measure (and protect your assets, always)

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:09 PM (ICv3z)

291 Tip: Make sure your stewardess knows video games before asking her about playing Skyrim.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 07:09 PM (WsOiK)

292 283 Can you imagine Perry debating Obama.. the horrors

Posted by: AlaskaGal and her crazy dog Jezabel at December 01, 2011 07:10 PM (oW9Qn)

293

Hi gushka!

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 11:06 PM (afWhQ)

 i just got my friend Aurochs to buy Skyrim for his Xbox (that happens to live in my den) today. I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those "mandatory marathon play session" games...  good thing i am not all that into these games but i love to watch my friends play them and i already have informed him hes GOING to get that shadowmare.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:10 PM (QNeKQ)

294 Hipster Newt has a little Roy Orbison going on there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2011 07:12 PM (4q5tP)

295 18-1, yea, they got him several weeks later. I will never forget the female officer they brought in accusing me of trying to make it a racial issue when I said the guy had a Spanish accent and a Virgin of Guadalupe tattoo.

sifty, how much hair did you have to cut off??


Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:12 PM (SsG4J)

296 John Wayne sits next to Jesus at the big table and will remember any trash talk come Judgement Day.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 07:12 PM (WsOiK)

297 313 We are Flight Attendants..whatever, we are here to save your ass not serve it

Posted by: AlaskaGal and her crazy dog Jezabel at December 01, 2011 07:12 PM (oW9Qn)

298 You know he had lung cancer and had a lung removed don't you?

Sure, but he'd lost his looks long before that. I'm not criticizing him or anyone else whose lives are heavily impacted by booze.

I just feel very bad for them.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2011 07:12 PM (7tfWs)

299

Oh man, that looks like fun. Now I'll have to get the PC version and do that. Dammit.

And yeah, I'm loving Skyrim. The weekend's coming up and I have some more time for it planned. Blasted dragon keeps sneaking around and running off when I try to fight. I'm getting annoyed with not having enough gold to buy the first house, though. Need storage really bad, since I'm a horrible book pack-rat.

It's also a good time filler until SW:TOR gets full engagement.

 

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 11:06 PM (afWhQ)

Cool.  I linked a video the other night of a guy doing this skill shot.  There seems like there is a lot to do in the game.  I'm tempted to get it, since I finished Dragon Age 2 on a second playthrough, finished another playthrough of ME2.  But I'm expecting to get Assassins Creed Revelations and Arkham City for Christmas (and if I don't I'll buy them myself) so I don't know if I want to lose myself in that game.

Currently playing The Witcher 2, which is... different.  Bioware's "sex" scenes have nothing on this game.  Europeans are weird.

 

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:13 PM (GULKT)

300 Is Skyrim that good?  The only other title I played, or tried to play, from that series was Oblivion, which I hated.  How does this one compare?

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 07:13 PM (Au+VP)

301 she got herpes in her eyes.

Gushie, that's painful, painful, painful

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (SsG4J)

302 Maybe you can find a replacement hammer someplace, irongrampa, cannibalized from a truly-effed-up model? (I'm assuming yours isn't a repro.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (sHY5w)

303 194

Terrifying the opposition also works.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2011 10:40 PM (mKMj1)

I'm reminded of a Steve Martin standup routine where he's describing ways to avoid being robbed. "People won't rob you if they think you're crazy." Suggestions included pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk while throwing garbage in it and, upon handing your wallet to a mugger, throwing up on your money.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (mHLwI)

Posted by: Brendan at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (2jQGY)

305

the reason i ask is my mom has Lupus too, and she got herpes in her eyes.

we dont have any idea how. She never even gets cold sores in her mouth or anything like that.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:07 PM (QNeKQ)

I don't have lupus.  In fact, I am the most disgustingly healthy smokin', drinkin' stressmonster anyone has ever seen.  I've had docs kick me loose because i won't do "well-care."  Ninja, please, if I am "well," why on earth would I keep kicking you my hard-earned dollars?  It's a scam, I tell ya, a low-down, despicable scam.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (ICv3z)

306 sifty, how much hair did you have to cut off??

Not too much this time. It was about half way between Hank Jr. and Jesus this time. Only been growing it a couple years. Last time it was half way down my back.
My wife likes the curls.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (WsOiK)

307 319 John Wayne sits next to Jesus at the big table and will remember any trash talk come Judgement Day.

I thought The Duke was only frozen until the day we find the cure for cancer? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (UR5vq)

308 /sock

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (mHLwI)

309 1. Maet, thank you so much for posting the safety vid. I never forward stuff but I'm sending it to my friends. 2. I am happy to say I have never watched Tw*light and know next to nothing about it, except for the fact that it involved ghey vampires and stars the boy who was so cute in Harry Potter but is now... ugh. Oh, and that it sucks and signals the end of civilization. 3. I am also glad that my state appeared in blue in the Tw*light map. Hi y'all.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 07:14 PM (21lBC)

310 I stopped at a bayside park today for a smoke on my way home from work, and a few hipsters were going to some get together (not an occupy)

Why do they all have to look like Shaggy and Velma from Scooby-Doo?

Why am I starting to bitch like Andy Rooney?


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 07:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

311 309

did he test you for herpes?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:01 PM (QNeKQ)

Fucker did ask me if I'd had anything, um, strange in my mouth lately. In no uncertain terms, NO! It's pretty fuckin' weird, I will say that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 11:03 PM (ICv3z)

the reason i ask is my mom has Lupus too, and she got herpes in her eyes.

we dont have any idea how. She never even gets cold sores in her mouth or anything like that.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:07 PM (QNeKQ)

Peaches there are other types of Herpes besides Simplex Type 2 you know.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:15 PM (GULKT)

312 Chemjeff: I don't work: I'm a lawyer.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 01, 2011 07:16 PM (8QLrl)

313 Hey, Peaches, sifty, chemjeff.

Doin' alright.  Busy as all get out.  We're in the middle of project: move and project: catch that bastard escapee cat.  Neither one is progressing very well, thought the first one is further along. 

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:17 PM (afWhQ)

314 Why am I starting to bitch like Andy Rooney?


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 11:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

Dunno.  How's yer eyebrow situation?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2011 07:17 PM (4q5tP)

315 Oh, and that it sucks and signals the end of civilization.

2012 is fast approaching. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 07:17 PM (UR5vq)

316

I'm reminded of a Steve Martin standup routine where he's describing ways to avoid being robbed. "People won't rob you if they think you're crazy." Suggestions included pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk while throwing garbage in it and, upon handing your wallet to a mugger, throwing up on your money.

Posted by: Roman Polanski

The problem with that is, if you actually do manage to throw up on your money, you're going to be feeling weak, sick and exhausted.

The thing was, when I reached down for my bag (I tend to carry largish messenger bags), it let me get into position to take him down, and I'd have the strap of my bag around his neck, too.

In other words, making him run was lovely. But it wasn't my only tool.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2011 07:17 PM (mKMj1)

317 sufty, I like the curls, myself!

Peaches, you're so stressed, have them check you for geographic tongue.

Hey, chique!!!  So nice to you!!  Soulpile too.

Wish Rum and PGiS'd  get their butts back here.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:18 PM (SsG4J)

318 I thought The Duke was only frozen until the day we find the cure for cancer?

The Duke can't be frozen. His blood is liquid hot magma and tabaccy juice.

He is only lulling cancer into a false sense of security. Then, WHAM!!!

He's gonna fuck cancer up.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 07:18 PM (WsOiK)

319  336  Why am I starting to bitch like Andy Rooney?


Wisdom?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:18 PM (oy91g)

320 I am sitting here looking at Romney Mitt, Newtster, and the Cain Train. Good lord, now I am hoping Govenor Tardasil makes a comeback. Please call my wife to identify my remains.

Posted by: GMB who is building his own maginot line at December 01, 2011 07:19 PM (wY55N)

321

  Damn, I just broke the hammer spring on my Remington New Model Army.  Sitting here reading the blog, wiping it down and the freaking spring snapped as I cocked it. Not happy, that is one of my favorites."

IronGrampa, is that the black powder gun that you shot the doe with the other night (behind the ear)?

Posted by: F. Baum at December 01, 2011 07:19 PM (QE/BE)

322 Wish Rum and PGiS'd  get their butts back here.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:18 PM (SsG4J)

MissTammy, PGiS dropped in just last night.  I haven't seen Rum in a coon's age (obligatory denounce myself for being a racist).  I've been mostly hoping she's found love and a life.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:20 PM (ICv3z)

323 @ 326

   There's a place a couple miles from me that handles a ton of black powder stuff, they hooked me up before, hope they can repeat. Otherwise it's a repop--I'll go for it, but very reluctantly.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 07:20 PM (SAMxH)

324 Usually these type of correlations mean nothing, but on the other hand..

As seen on Twitter -

There's zero coincidence between Iran being so close to a nuclear weapon and the building of a bunker behind the WH. Obama KNOWS something.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 07:21 PM (UR5vq)

325

I don't have lupus.  In fact, I am the most disgustingly healthy smokin', drinkin' stressmonster anyone has ever seen.  I've had docs kick me loose because i won't do "well-care."  Ninja, please, if I am "well," why on earth would I keep kicking you my hard-earned dollars?  It's a scam, I tell ya, a low-down, despicable scam.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 11:14 PM (ICv3z)

oh no! i phrased that badly!

i meant my mom has Lupus like i do. only right now hers is way worse, and this thing just happened without explanation.

but my point was that sometimes you dont know where it starts.

and i agree with you about wellcare. My docs hae to call me up and threaten me to make me come in and sometimes gang up on me together. But I'm alive and they help make that happen so i guess i should be grateful. But im still of the opinion most drs are quacks that kill people.


Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 07:21 PM (QNeKQ)

326 I am hoping Govenor Tardasil makes a comeback.

This.  This a thousand times, this.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:21 PM (ICv3z)

327 I actually had a moment not too long ago where a fellow who had had little too much too drink injected himself into a situation he knew nothing about and started threatening to "kick my ass" and later "kill me." I am not a fighter by any stretch but it really was a situation that was so perfectly arranged I was certain it was a candid camera moment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 07:21 PM (loM0R)

328 Peaches, so does the Craigslist thing really work?  I go on there and it just seems a little sleazy, I don't know.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 07:22 PM (s7mIC)

329 Me: Not the lawyers I know, not the well established ones.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 01, 2011 07:22 PM (8QLrl)

330 @ 351

   Nope, that one is a Rogers&Spencer .44.  I don't take the collectibles out in the weather.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 07:23 PM (SAMxH)

331

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 11:22 PM (s7mIC)

Don't do it, for the love of God!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 07:24 PM (UR5vq)

332 359 Peaches, so does the Craigslist thing really work? I go on there and it just seems a little sleazy, I don't know.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 11:22 PM (s7mIC)

I've tried going through Craigslist.  First advice, don't bother.  Its full of more spam than a week old post at the HQ.  Second piece of advice, if you do decide to put up an ad or respond to others ads, make a new junk e-mail account so your inbox doesn't get flooded with the spammers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:25 PM (GULKT)

333 I know, right? I smoked that HALO shit out at #34.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 01, 2011 07:25 PM (S9InG)

334 366 I know, right? I smoked that HALO shit out at #34.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 01, 2011 11:25 PM (S9InG)

You could have just looked at the first link.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:26 PM (GULKT)

335 Peaches, so does the Craigslist thing really work?  I go on there and it just seems a little sleazy, I don't know.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 11:22 PM (s7mIC)

WTF are you talkin' about, cj?  As someone who hasn't had sex with other people in 10 years, even I know that you DO NOT hook up on craigslist.  I may need to take a trip to MO just to set you straight, dear one.

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:27 PM (ICv3z)

336 Running away isn't always an option. If you're out with your wife and your baby in a stroller, and someone gives you trouble, you're gonna have to fight.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:27 PM (vQfJ3)

337 324 Is Skyrim that good?  The only other title I played, or tried to play, from that series was Oblivion, which I hated.  How does this one compare?

Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2011 11:13 PM (Au+VP)

Well, I dunno since you didn't like Oblivion.  I loved Oblivion and now I love Skyrim.  It's similar enough, a little better as far as I'm concerned due to the dragons (the only way it could be better would be to befriend a dragon...).  Someone else more versed in the games might be able to point out differences.

Cool.  I linked a video the other night of a guy doing this skill shot.  There seems like there is a lot to do in the game.

 

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 11:13 PM (GULKT)

Holy shit.  That's fucking awesome.

I've never seen The Witcher series, though I've heard of it in passing. 

Have to say that Skyrim trumps the Dragon Ages for me.  It's the one game I keep looking at on the shelf and going, "soon, my precious, soon..." 

There is definitely tons of crap to do in it, too.  I spend a lot of time just riding around and taking on random requests from people while hoping for a dragon to attack.  Really want to find a waterbreathing spell book so I can go explore the lakes and the treasure they hold.

Gush - yeah, I gotta get a shadowmare.  It's a goal, for sure.

Hi bebe!  Been ok so far.  Usual crap goin' on.  Can't wait for this year to be over and on to warmer weather, too.

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:28 PM (afWhQ)

338  362 You wont find a nice girl on Craigslist.


You wouldn't by any chance have the url?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:28 PM (oy91g)

339 okay, no Craigslist

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 07:30 PM (s7mIC)

340 #374: Good choice!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:30 PM (vQfJ3)

341 361 @ 351

   Nope, that one is a Rogers&Spencer .44.  I don't take the collectibles out in the weather.
What's the story with the Remington? How long have you had it"

Posted by: F. Baum at December 01, 2011 07:30 PM (QE/BE)

342 372  362 You wont find a nice girl on Craigslist.


You wouldn't by any chance have the url?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 11:28 PM (oy91g)

You can find plenty of nice girls on Craigslist.  Hope you like your "nice girls" with penises . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:31 PM (ICv3z)

343 upon handing your wallet to a mugger, throwing up on your money.

State Dinner in Japan, GHWBush throws up on the Prime Minister. It didn't improving trade.

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mother Fears at December 01, 2011 07:32 PM (lpWVn)

344 #366: Rogers & Spencer haven't done anything decent since The Mikado.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:32 PM (vQfJ3)

345 365 #374: Good choice!

I was told there would be no math . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:32 PM (ICv3z)

346 367

They try to pull that shit, it'll be the last time they see it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:33 PM (oy91g)

347 What are these shadwomares of which you speak? Sounds almost as good as dragons...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:34 PM (SsG4J)

348 Oh, sorry about that; #365 was directed at #364, not the not-yet-extant #374. My mistake.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:34 PM (vQfJ3)

349 370 Ha. What I mean is Chem Jeff wont find a girl worthy of him on Craigslist. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 01, 2011 11:32 PM (qjUnn) Depends upon which city he i looking in. san francisco, maybe not, tijuana maybe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2011 07:34 PM (loM0R)

350 Or shadowmares, as it were....

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:35 PM (SsG4J)

351 374 What are these shadwomares of which you speak? Sounds almost as good as dragons...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:34 PM (SsG4J)

Awesome almost un-killable horses.

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:36 PM (afWhQ)

352 Not trying to jinx anything, but this ONT hasn't turned into a movie thread.  Who'da figgered?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 07:37 PM (7yvLv)

353

Some years back Michigan approved concealed carry, with a "shall issue" clause, easy to get one with a moderately clean record.

Since then a lot of crime has dropped, especially in the Detroit burbs.

The Dems say it was due to an aging population, lol.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 01, 2011 07:37 PM (wN82N)

354 Lord almighty. Can't believe I am almost ready to throw in with the perrykrishnas. My remains will be at the Peoria County Morgue covered in a soviet flag. In case anyone wants to inform my wife.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 07:37 PM (wY55N)

355

What are these shadwomares of which you speak? Sounds almost as good as dragons...

Some kinda sandworm genetic mutation?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2011 07:37 PM (4q5tP)

356

Holy shit. That's fucking awesome.

I've never seen The Witcher series, though I've heard of it in passing.

Have to say that Skyrim trumps the Dragon Ages for me. It's the one game I keep looking at on the shelf and going, "soon, my precious, soon..."

There is definitely tons of crap to do in it, too. I spend a lot of time just riding around and taking on random requests from people while hoping for a dragon to attack. Really want to find a waterbreathing spell book so I can go explore the lakes and the treasure they hold.

Never played the first one or heard of it for that matter.  Its based on some Polish novels.  The storyline seems pretty good so far, and unlike other games where you get to make choices there isn't really an absolute good or absolute evil option most of the time.  And the middle of the game is supposed to be completely different based on your choices meaning to do everything in the game you must play at least twice. 

But hell the game starts off with your character in bed with a naked red-head.  And you can go partake in the brothel if you so choose.  Like I said, Europeans are weird.

And yeah Skyrim just looks so much prettier than Dragon Age.  The dragons look more badass too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:37 PM (GULKT)

357 My favorite actor is Buster Keaton. Read his biography by Marion Meade. He lost everything due to booze.

Well, not entirely.

Posted by: Sound Movies at December 01, 2011 07:38 PM (W8x1p)

358 Lord almighty. Can't believe I am almost ready to throw in with the perrykrishnas.

Aw, come on in, the water's fine! 

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)

359 #379: Okay, well, provided you aren't talking about suicide or something stupid like that, have a good night! Nice talking religion with you!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:39 PM (vQfJ3)

360 @ 366

   Bought the Remington at an estate sale, it was part of a collection. The serial # indicates it 's real, I haven't chased it any further, though. I merely wanted a period shooter, and this one does great for that. I'll get it fixed, if I can find an original replacement part, if not then a repop will have to do. The value, should I sell it, will be lesser, of course.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 07:39 PM (SAMxH)

361 Miss Tammy is right, GMB. And remember, it's not over until we actually start voting!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:40 PM (vQfJ3)

362 Can't believe I am almost ready to throw in with the perrykrishnas. 

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 11:37 PM (wY55N)

Howdy, neighbor! 

Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable, have yourself a can o' cheap swill. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:40 PM (ICv3z)

363 Can't believe I am almost ready to throw in with the perrykrishnas. Me too. He has some interesting ideas. Part time, citizen legislature sounds gooooodd.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:41 PM (IryH5)

364

Aw, come on in, the water's fine! 

How about it, Miss Tammy?  Perry/Gingrich or Gingrich/Perry?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 07:42 PM (7yvLv)

365 the game starts off with your character in bed with a naked red-head.

Buzz, which game is this, the Witcherer??! I must get it for Thor, if it can be played on a PS3.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:42 PM (SsG4J)

366 Ladies, we all go down,

Uh, no, we very much don't.  Which makes the tongue thing that much more mysterious . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:42 PM (ICv3z)

367 That Japanese show is straight up bullshit.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 01, 2011 07:43 PM (xXhWA)

368 Perry/Gingrich would be my first choice, L Rob!

Well, my first choice would be Perry/West, but of the available choices...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)

369 we all go down, kicking and screaming Not really. Plenty of us just go down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:43 PM (IryH5)

370 Getting Skyrim for Mrs. for Xmas

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 07:44 PM (I2LwF)

371

And yeah Skyrim just looks so much prettier than Dragon Age.  The dragons look more badass too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 11:37 PM (GULKT)

Holy crap, yeah, they are.  And they fly away.  Cowards!  I can't tell how many times I've had to restart a save because my horse attacked a dragon, leaving me unable to chase it when it decides it's had enough taunting me.  argh. 

Witcher sounds... interesting.    I like choose-your-own adventure types with no set path.  Fable was supposed to be like that, but eh.  I find it so-so.

I guess starting off with the naked lady is like a warning:  "There will be sex in this game.  Deal with it." 

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:44 PM (afWhQ)

372 Is there any way Perry can make a comeback? Come on folks I am this close to being convinced.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 07:44 PM (wY55N)

373 396 we all go down, kicking and screaming

Not really. Plenty of us just go down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 11:43 PM (IryH5)

How you doin'?

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:45 PM (GULKT)

374 Perry/Gingrich.  FTW. 

Please, God, I've been a very, very good girl . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:45 PM (ICv3z)

375 I like West a lot, too.  Maybe farther down the road.  I admire him very much for his actions in Iraq and how he handled the backlash later.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 07:45 PM (7yvLv)

376 You could instead argue that its always your moral duty to fight back... and create an institution that helps eliminate the problem in the first place. If everyone always fights back, it makes initiating violence very very costly and expensive.

Posted by: Texan Economist at December 01, 2011 07:45 PM (TC/9F)

377 Hi everyone.  Did I miss anything this evening?

Posted by: God at December 01, 2011 07:45 PM (W8x1p)

378 Like I said, GMB, it's not over until we actually vote. Four years ago, McCain had a fork with his name on it at this point in the primaries.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:46 PM (vQfJ3)

379 Me too. He has some interesting ideas. Part time, citizen legislature sounds gooooodd.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 11:41 PM (IryH5)

Problem is, we'd also need part-time, citizen regulators.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 07:46 PM (kaalw)

380 Is there any way Perry can make a comeback With the way the field has been seesawing? Sure he could

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:47 PM (IryH5)

381 #405: That is a compelling argument. Fighting back now makes it less of a no-brainer to go after the next victim.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:47 PM (vQfJ3)

382 Not really. Plenty of us just go down.

It's always good to go down South for a while to get warmer weather...

Oh wait, that's not what you're talking about.  Sick! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 07:48 PM (UR5vq)

383

400 Is there any way Perry can make a comeback?

 

Way too early to call this game.  About the only constant will be Romney being shoved down our throats by the media.  Anything else is possible (with the obvious exceptions of Paul and Huntsman - f'n lunatics!).

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 07:48 PM (7yvLv)

384 Sorry, #408 was a response to #403, not #405.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (vQfJ3)

385 Four years ago today, Rasmussen had Giuliani beating Silky Edwards in the general.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (I2LwF)

386

I guess starting off with the naked lady is like a warning: "There will be sex in this game. Deal with it."

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 11:44 PM (afWhQ)

Yeah, and um, its well pretty much full frontal.  You can of course avoid the services of the brothel.  And the only other uh "interlude" you could avoid by saying you'd go alone I think.  But come on you're going to a garden to grab a special magical rose.  You've got to take the lady you're boinking with you on that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (GULKT)

387
   Time for the old folk.

   Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (SAMxH)

388 406 Hi everyone.  Did I miss anything this evening? Posted by: God at December 01, 2011 11:45 PM (W8x1p) Zombie Ben Franklin is looking for you. Wants to buy you a beer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (IryH5)

389 Peaches, I wanted to apologize for not meeting up with you when you were down my way. Things went bad that weekend pretty quickly and i wasn't fit for man nor beast. My sincerest apologizes for my lack of response.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 07:49 PM (LCdoQ)

390 390 How about it, Miss Tammy?  Perry/Gingrich or Gingrich/Perry?



1st Pick: Palin/Palin   Sarah/Todd

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:50 PM (oy91g)

391

Gotta get to work early tomorrow.  Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at December 01, 2011 07:52 PM (7yvLv)

392 Further down the road I like West/Rubio or vice versa.

Perry/West would have my hormones in a constant state of upheaval for 8 years, so perhaps it's best that isn't possible!

As one fine wag here once said, I'll vote for a bald tire to unseat the SCOAMF.

Romney, Newt, Bachhman, whoever.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:52 PM (SsG4J)

393 Zombie Ben Franklin is looking for you. Wants to buy you a beer.

Oh yeah, Ben, good guy.  Keeps the yocks coming in up here with his "take this key" gag, and good with the ladies.  If there had never been a Ben Franklin, someone would have had to invent him.

Oh that's right, I did.

Posted by: God at December 01, 2011 07:52 PM (W8x1p)

394

Perry is no smoothe talking poliwog thats for sure. He can barely pull out his six shooter and chew gum at the same time.

 

Point in his favor.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 07:53 PM (wY55N)

395 If I become a perrykrishna do I have to stop making fun of him?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 07:53 PM (wY55N)

396 Trust me, Raykon, if women ruled the world, wars would be deadlier and more frequent.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:53 PM (vQfJ3)

397

And the only other uh "interlude" you could avoid by saying you'd go alone I think.  But come on you're going to a garden to grab a special magical rose.  You've got to take the lady you're boinking with you on that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 11:49 PM (GULKT)

Can't argue with that logic.    

We got an eyeful last night with Starship Troopers 3.  It was very silly, so I'm imagining this Witcher scene to be similar.  (Oh and what a horrible film...)

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 07:54 PM (afWhQ)

398 'Gun Rights Crusaders Target State Over Definition of “Assault Weapon”' article uses fictitious guns from Halo.

Now they want to have “gun control” even in your fantasies.

Posted by: Prophet of Truth at December 01, 2011 07:54 PM (e8kgV)

399 One thing I learned about self defense if a guy grabs me with the intent to rape me I tell him if you are going to do it then rape me right here because by all that i hold dear i am not going anywhere else with you pal. I will memorize everything about you and make sure there is DNA under my fingernails. I will not go quietly into that goodnight.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 07:54 PM (LCdoQ)

400 jake.

Got my Idaho license today.

I hit the D&B Supply, too. Bought the Goob a cowboys and indians playset and me some cherry/alder smoking pellets.

Then went in Cash &Carry for a 13.3lb brisket and 40lb of meshite chunk charcoal.

I love it here.

Posted by: sifty at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM

 

drivers or CCW?

In Idaho your CCW is good for all weapons

Switchblades, nunchucks, brass knuckles, a mace, etc.

 

 

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 07:55 PM (Sdl9x)

401 Night, guys!

Damn, Sarah/Todd would be EPIC.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:55 PM (SsG4J)

402 Live performance of a beautiful Christmas song by the gorgeous Faith Hill

A Baby Changes Everything

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 07:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

403 416 Peaches,
I wanted to apologize for not meeting up with you when you were down my way. Things went bad that weekend pretty quickly and i wasn't fit for man nor beast. My sincerest apologizes for my lack of response.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 11:49 PM (LCdoQ)

Oh, gosh, mpfs!  I've been meaning to email you, it's just been way crazy.  I consider it my own personal failure.  It was a very stressful Thanksgiving and then, once my really fuckin' annoying sibling left, I spent all my time slogging around with my dad looking at geezer-village places and making phone calls to sort things out on the financial end.  He signed a lease today and I will be down there between Christmas and New Years (kill me now).  May I try again?  So very grateful it was both of us and not just me, as I had thought.  Hugs!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:56 PM (ICv3z)

404 chemjeff, 1. pick a church that allows drinking or better yet, encourages it 2. go occasionally 3. let the old gals set you up 4. build home distillery kits sell on craigslist as scientific toys

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2011 07:56 PM (TjgR9)

405 good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)

406 If I become a perrykrishna do I have to stop making fun of him

As a Perrywinkle myself, I say hell no. Gotta keep him honest!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:57 PM (SsG4J)

407 426 Trust me, Raykon, if women ruled the world, wars would be deadlier and more frequent.


Once a month?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 07:57 PM (oy91g)

408 If I become a perrykrishna do I have to stop making fun of him?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 11:53 PM (wY55N)

No, to become a perrywinkle you do though. Perry will win the nomination I think. We have two big government draft dodgers leading right now. I don't see how that will stand.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 07:57 PM (MtwBb)

409 425 If I become a perrykrishna do I have to stop making fun of him? WTF?! Of course you get to keep making fun if him!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 07:57 PM (IryH5)

410 Last week, I lost my train of thought while talking with some friends. I said, "Sorry, I'm having a Rick Perry moment, here."

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (vQfJ3)

411 No worries Peaches. I know what its like to handle everything for a parent after they have lost their spouse. So much to do and so much emotion still right below the surface.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (LCdoQ)

412 Night chemjeff!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (SsG4J)

413 If I become a perrykrishna do I have to stop making fun of him

Mock away, no problem.  Just VOTE!

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (ICv3z)

414 Good night, Chemjeff!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (vQfJ3)

415 What is the difference between a perrywinkle and a perrykrishna? Do you have to take some kind of test? I was told ther were no tests on the ONT.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 07:59 PM (wY55N)

416 #446: I don't know; I describe myself as a Rick-Roller.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:00 PM (vQfJ3)

417 Ladies, men should not rule the world, as they do nothing but start wars
Posted by: Me at December 01, 2011 11:52 PM

Word!

Posted by: Indira Ghandi at December 01, 2011 08:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

418 MissTammy, you checking out already?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:00 PM (wY55N)

419 What is the difference between a perrywinkle and a perrykrishna? Do you have to take some kind of test? I was told ther were no tests on the ONT.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 11:59 PM (wY55N)

They will tell you when it's time.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 08:01 PM (MtwBb)

420 Hi MissTammy! Kratos, if you're still here, congrats on your successful defense. Hope it wasn't an anticlimax like mine was.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 08:01 PM (21lBC)

421

Posted by: Indira Ghandi at December 02, 2011 12:00 AM (Y+DPZ) 

Shalom, madam. 


Posted by: Prime Minster Golda Meir at December 01, 2011 08:01 PM (UR5vq)

422 Nah, GMB , just saying goodbye to folks who are leaving. I am here for a good while yet.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:02 PM (SsG4J)

423

Kratos, if you're still here, congrats on your successful defense. Hope it wasn't an anticlimax like mine was.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 02, 2011 12:01 AM (21lBC)

So are you saying Kratos actually achieved climax?  Was Shannon Tweed involved?

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2011 08:02 PM (GULKT)

424 #451: "More smarter." Nice.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:03 PM (vQfJ3)

425 Meggy "Hot Hooter" McCain

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 12:01 AM (Lt/Za)

Was that a quote? Did John McCains Colombia Grad really say "more smarter?"

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 08:04 PM (MtwBb)

426 GMB, I like the term Perrywinkle cuz I like flowers, and just for the overall funny of it. PerryKrishna is even better, though.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:04 PM (SsG4J)

427 I hear that celtic chick Boudica was quite violence prone. Any truth to that?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:04 PM (wY55N)

428 449 Ladies, men should not rule the world, as they do nothing but start wars
Posted by: Me at December 01, 2011 11:52 PM

Word!

Double word!

Posted by: Golda Meir at December 01, 2011 08:04 PM (oy91g)

429 Rick-Roller!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:05 PM (vQfJ3)

430 Come on over to the Perry side. We have cake.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 08:05 PM (LCdoQ)

431 When I was twelve years old I managed to eat an entire '83 Buick.

Posted by: Cainy McMeg at December 01, 2011 08:05 PM (W8x1p)

432  I hear that celtic chick Boudica was quite violence prone. Any truth to that?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 02, 2011 12:04 AM (wY55N)

Well she didn't have a big problem with feeding and housing prisoners.

Posted by: robtr at December 01, 2011 08:06 PM (MtwBb)

433 I believe she was, GMB, which is why  I thought she was an odd choice for someone to name a perfume line after. The bottles are kind of cool, though.

Most Celtic women are pretty darn feisty.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:06 PM (SsG4J)

434 “I’m so scared of this anti-Wall Street effort. I’m frightened to death,” said Frank Luntz, a Republican strategist and one of the nation’s foremost experts on crafting the perfect political message. “They’re having an impact on what the American people think of capitalism.”

Occupy Movement Is Dead As a SkunkÂ… 5 Protesters Left in Chicago, 3 in Indy, 10 in NYC

Posted by: Indira Ghandi at December 01, 2011 08:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

435 Well, Boadicea/Boodicca started her war after she and her daughters were raped. So, not entirely unjustified.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:08 PM (vQfJ3)

436 Kratos, if you're still here, congrats on your successful defense. Hope it wasn't an anticlimax like mine was.

Thank you very much, chique d'afrique!

It was kinda anti-climatic.  You get nervous during the public defense and at the end of that ordeal everyone is clapping, but during the private defense, the committee members are muted while they give their (mostly) constructive criticism.  Doesn't help either that after the public defense one is pretty numb...

But hey, I'm not complaining!  It's just a bit different from what I expected and the anticipation was worse than the "ordeal".  Funny how the brain plays tricks on you like that.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 08:08 PM (UR5vq)

437 I'm pretty sure all of those "guns" are from "Halo".

What really sealed it for me was the "Spanker" missile launcher..

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7umx3a8

Posted by: Duncan A. at December 01, 2011 08:08 PM (BB7v3)

438 Ok MissTammy, thanks for the clarification on both points. Still a little scared of the water but i am almost there.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:08 PM (wY55N)

439

So are you saying Kratos actually achieved climax?  Was Shannon Tweed involved?

Yes and yes...many times. 

We hate that kid. 

Posted by: Kratos' Bedsheets at December 01, 2011 08:09 PM (UR5vq)

440 I hear that celtic chick Boudica was quite violence prone. Any truth to that? She came close to beating the Romans. What do you think?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 01, 2011 08:10 PM (IryH5)

441 How about Dido of Carthage? Didn't she start a few wars in her time?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:10 PM (wY55N)

442 Come to where the flavor is...Come to Perry country.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 08:10 PM (LCdoQ)

443 Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 12:01 AM (Lt/Za) Wow. What a brainiac. How MSNBC could hire her I don't know. Oh, yes I do. It's MSNBC.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 08:11 PM (21lBC)

444 We hate that kid.
Posted by: Kratos' Bedsheets at December 02, 2011 12:09 AM (UR5vq)

Oh, quit yer bitching.

Posted by: Kratos' Tube Socks at December 01, 2011 08:11 PM (W8x1p)

445 More Smarter makes more MSNBC bucks

Posted by: Meggie Mac n Cheese at December 01, 2011 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

446 GMB, quit watching the debates. He can't debate for shit. I don't see the problem myself, when does a President ever have to freaking debate? It's like making people take geometry, for Gods sake.

He's not perfect, but he's got cojones and a decent record. I am tired of OMealyMouth Hussein Apologist and his perpetual money printing machine.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:12 PM (SsG4J)

447

What is the difference between a perrywinkle and a perrykrishna?

 

 

depends on how delusional you are

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 08:12 PM (M8yfa)

448 so who broke the comments?

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 08:13 PM (Sdl9x)

449 465 “I’m so scared of this anti-Wall Street effort. I’m frightened to death,” said Frank Luntz, a Republican strategist and one of the nation’s foremost experts on crafting the perfect political message. “They’re having an impact on what the American people think of capitalism.”


Fuck with my chance of making it big, doom on you.
Fuck with my birthright as an American, sign your own death warrant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 08:13 PM (oy91g)

450 I have a 23-year-old co-worker with a B.A. who regularly says "more better".

She has large, firm tits, and isn't Meghan McCain, so I forgive her.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 08:13 PM (W8x1p)

451 OK, who's the clown screwing with html this time?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

452 I would take anything written by Dave Grossman with a grain of salt large enough to have a discernible gravitational pull. He is utterly batshit insane. This becomes obvious when you get him on the subject of video games. He has been on a crusade against games since the 90s and has not hesitated from telling ridiculous lies in this pursuit. (He once claimed that Nintendo, in an era when it was notoriously fearful of any controversy, had produced combat simulators for the military.) He also co-authored a bizarre fantasy novel that indicated even great dementia than I'd previously suspected. In it, video games are regarded as nearly destroying civilization but in the new enlightened age with its wooden ships providing interstellar transport, it is the finest of upbringings for teenage boys to be trained in using swords in the slaughter of designated enemies.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 08:14 PM (kcfmt)

453 428 One thing I learned about self defense if a guy grabs me with the intent to rape me I tell him if you are going to do it then rape me right here because by all that i hold dear i am not going anywhere else with you pal.

I will memorize everything about you and make sure there is DNA under my fingernails. I will not go quietly into that goodnight.

Posted by: mpfs at December 01, 2011 11:54 PM (LCdoQ)

Had a Lady I know who said if someone ever tried to rape her, she'd just say... "legaly I need to tell you, I'm HIV positive... " (lie of course... but... )

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2011 08:14 PM (NtXW4)

454 Going to go crawl back under my rock.

Have a nice night, all.  Nice to see you guys again. 

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 01, 2011 08:15 PM (afWhQ)

455

Posted by: darth soulpile is... expendable at December 02, 2011 12:15 AM (afWhQ)


Welcome back.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 08:16 PM (W8x1p)

456 Good night, Soulpile!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:16 PM (vQfJ3)

457 Good night, Shrimp!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:16 PM (vQfJ3)

458 Great seeing you again, soulpile! Sleep good, You, too, JJS!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:17 PM (SsG4J)

459 Kratos, in my dept, we had only a private defense. I kept on waiting to get nervous for days, and then it happened about 30 minutes before I went into the room. But as soon as I started my presentation, I forgot about being nervous. I was just expecting to be excited after the fact, but that has never happened even till this day 5 years later (gasp!). I realized that I didn't know any more than I did a couple of hours before, so the "Dr." title seem to be that important. But I was glad it was mostly over. I assume you still have to put finishing touches on your thesis. Do you have a job yet, or are you doing a postdoc?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 08:17 PM (21lBC)

460 Tube socks are too big for me.

I always stuck with the low athletic socks. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 08:17 PM (UR5vq)

461

MissTammy, I havent watched a single debate. No point to it if you ask me. If you can't research the candidates and judge them by thier history, well I guess you have pretty much boned yourself.

 

Here is my thing with Perry. In Texas he is backed by the most conservative state legislature there is in this country. What will happen when he has to deal with a dirty stinking rino like boener or mcconnell in D.C.?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:18 PM (wY55N)

462 I meant the title didn't seem to be that important.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 08:18 PM (21lBC)

463 “I’m so scared of this anti-Wall Street effort. I’m frightened to death,” said Frank Luntz, a Republican strategist and one of the nation’s foremost experts on crafting the perfect political message. “They’re having an impact on what the American people think of capitalism.”

I don't recall Luntz calling the 2010 elections correctly after all the squiggly charts his knob turning cretins made, I do remember him whining and bawling about all the partisanship

Luntz is David Frum with focus group

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

464 Meggy wasn't employed for her quit wit or analytical ability, but because she's John McCain's daughter and is willing to slam republican's with sophomoric banter.  The only thing missing from her repertoire is fart jokes.   
Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 02, 2011 12:15 AM

I can imagine that Meggie's farts would be real wallpaper peelers

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

465 forgot how awesome Slayers was

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 08:20 PM (M8yfa)

466 I assume you still have to put finishing touches on your thesis.

Yes, but thankfully I don't need to perform any more experiments to finish the thesis, although I think I will need to do some more experiments for a manuscript I hope to get out by the end of the year. 

Do you have a job yet, or are you doing a postdoc?

I'm looking for a postdoc.  I have a few leads. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 08:20 PM (UR5vq)

467 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 02, 2011 12:20 AM (UR5vq) Good luck! Good night, all!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 01, 2011 08:22 PM (21lBC)

468 GMB, I don't watch them, either, because I don't want to have to hate whoever I end up voting for any worse than I already do! LOL!

I think he's a relatively solid fiscal Conservative....if her weren't, he wouldn't have switched over from being a Dem. I am not too bothered by the immigration stuff, I live near the border, and I realize it is more of a challenge to take care of then most people are aware of. I think he'd be good about securing the border, though.


Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:22 PM (SsG4J)

469

sifty you still here?

 

 

 

need to pass on some insider info

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (Sdl9x)

470

 
forgot how awesome Slayers was

The anime?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (HxF5K)

471 Good night, Chique!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (vQfJ3)

472 Thanks chique d'afrique.  Good night and sweet dreams to you!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (UR5vq)

473 I seem to remember Katerine II of Russia started a couple of wars in her time too. It's the meme though. Nothing but the meme.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (wY55N)

474 Night, chique, you stop by more often, you hear?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (SsG4J)

475 Time to take my sorry ass to bed.  And praise the Lord that tomorrow is Friday and I don't have to take the felines on any 2-hour rides this weekend.

God bless you all and to all a good night.

Perry!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2011 08:23 PM (ICv3z)

476 482 I have a 23-year-old co-worker with a B.A. who regularly says "more better".
She has large, firm tits, and isn't Meghan McCain, so I forgive her.

_______

More importanter, have her large, firm tits been embiggened?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 01, 2011 08:24 PM (6fER6)

477 Miss Tammy, what is geographic tongue?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 01, 2011 08:24 PM (HxF5K)

478 #503: He's already taken steps to secure the Texas-Mexico border. Texas Rangers have been stationed there for a few years now.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:24 PM (vQfJ3)

479 I'm reading some OWS GA minutes and comments, and it's hilarious how upset they get when their fellow occutards are disruptive and "disrespectful" at THEIR meetings.

Who left the irony on?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

480 Apropos of nothing, here's a song you all may enjoy. I wrote back in '07; was worried about an Iranian bomb and things getting out of hand. Seems more appropriate now. Link: http://www.icompositions.com/music/song.php?sid=121733 Lyric: Hush On a red horse came war And he flew the black flag Come to burn it all down With our babies inside And he mustered his sons For the martyrs' parade And he couldn't be bought And he couldn't be bribed Hush . . . baby don't you cry On a black horse came famine And he broke the black tap And we walked to get bread With red rags on our feet But our betters—as always— Could simper it out And they slept in the Vineyard While we fought in the streets Hush . . . baby don't you cry On a pale horse came death And hell close behind Our ambassadors out To talk at the tide His laugh was a roar And he rose with the Moon And we fled from his sickle With no place to hide We saw one falling star, Then ten, then a score, And we cried out to God, Right before we went blind In a fireball flash In a fireball flash On a pale horse came death And hell right behind

Posted by: shameless spamming righty rocker at December 01, 2011 08:26 PM (vhAui)

481 508 I seem to remember Katerine II of Russia started a couple of wars in her time too. It's the meme though. Nothing but the meme.

Not to mention the Iron Lady went to war with Argentina to retake the Falkland Islands. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 08:26 PM (UR5vq)

482 Night, Peaches!!

Polliwog, they don't know what it is, really, other than Ithink maybe some kind of autoimmune thing. The white cells act up on the tongue. It's been awhile since I worked at the hospital, but we saw it occasionally. It looks bad, but is harmless. Google the pics! (Not for the weak of stomach)

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:26 PM (SsG4J)

483

The anime?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 02, 2011 12:23 AM (HxF5K)

 

yep, Amazon has the season 1-3 boxset part of their sale for $20.99. Ended up spending a couple hundred on anime and cartoons (complete Robotech collection for $32.99 is great)

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 08:27 PM (M8yfa)

484 512 Why is this site so fucking slow????
Posted by: Me at December 02, 2011 12:24 AM

The site is still fast. It's the trolls that got slow

Posted by: Nora Desmond at December 01, 2011 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

485 Good night, Peaches!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:27 PM (vQfJ3)

486 #518: Nice deal! I'll have to look into that!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:28 PM (vQfJ3)

487 514 #503: He's already taken steps to secure the Texas-Mexico border. Texas Rangers have been stationed there for a few years now.


BFD. He could have it sealed in a week. Put out the call to all us Texas rednecks, tell us: "You supply your own rifle, ammo, provisions, & we pay a $25.00 bounty for a right ear"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 08:29 PM (oy91g)

488 Night Peaches...sleep sweet, and well.

Posted by: shameless spamming righty rocker

That's pretty good, thank you for sharing it.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:29 PM (SsG4J)

489 #522: And that's why they'd start more wars!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:29 PM (vQfJ3)

490 I do love me some Texas rednecks, just sayin'.....

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:30 PM (SsG4J)

491 Sorry, #524 refers to a comment that's no longer there.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:31 PM (vQfJ3)

492 also have Justice League and Batman Beyond to get through. Haven't watched those since they aired

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 08:31 PM (M8yfa)

493

yep, Amazon has the season 1-3 boxset part of their sale for $20.99. Ended up spending a couple hundred on anime and cartoons (complete Robotech collection for $32.99 is great)

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 12:27 AM (M8yfa)

is it sad that Robotech rocked my teenaged world? Or that i had Superdimension Fortress Macross on VHS? or it is cool in a nerdy way? (you are talking to a woman with a showhorse named Captain Harlock)

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 08:32 PM (QNeKQ)

494

The Dude at December 02, 2011 12:27 AM (M8yfa)

Any idea how long the sale lasts?  Slayers was hilarious and I think I can even let my kids watch it.  Robotech didn't seem to have held up as well, given that it was what got me started in anime, when I saw it on Netflix streaming.  I guess I may just have been in the wrong mood, or my memory made more of it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 01, 2011 08:32 PM (HxF5K)

495 Ah, Gushie, if you weren't already spoken for, I would so be getting shot down by you right now.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:33 PM (vQfJ3)

496 Gushie, I have no clue, but I am quite sure if you liked it, it's cool. You seem to have been in on all the cool stuff.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:34 PM (SsG4J)

497 Women have been known to kick ass through the ages. Viking shield maidens, Valkyrie's, etc. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 01, 2011 08:36 PM (g74GW)

498

is it sad that Robotech rocked my teenaged world? Or that i had Superdimension Fortress Macross on VHS? or it is cool in a nerdy way? (you are talking to a woman with a showhorse named Captain Harlock)

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 12:32 AM (QNeKQ)

 

yes, it's cool though Space Cobra would be a sweet horse name

 

Any idea how long the sale lasts? Slayers was hilarious and I think I can even let my kids watch it. Robotech didn't seem to have held up as well, given that it was what got me started in anime, when I saw it on Netflix streaming. I guess I may just have been in the wrong mood, or my memory made more of it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 02, 2011 12:32 AM (HxF5K)

 

the Funi sale ends on the 21st. Yeah, Robotech hasn't aged gracefully, it's all about nostalgia.

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 08:36 PM (M8yfa)

499

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 12:32 AM (QNeKQ)

I know it rocked mine.  Lol on the horse name.  Netflix is making it possible for me to see a lot of those older anime as well as the newer shows.  Ack, you all are going to be thinking I'm Netflix spam here pretty quick.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 01, 2011 08:37 PM (HxF5K)

500 GMB< you still here? Who did you like up til now?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:38 PM (SsG4J)

501

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 12:36 AM (M8yfa)

21st, got it. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at December 01, 2011 08:38 PM (HxF5K)

502 532 Gushie, I have no clue, but I am quite sure if you liked it, it's cool. You seem to have been in on all the cool stuff.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 12:34 AM (SsG4J)

well actually if you see above #529, i think it was mostly cool if you were 14. It was three different shows smashed into one long saga.  But at the time i think it was like a gateway drug that led to better stories and shows. Captain Harlock holds up better, i think. i watched it in Europe one year, in french no less.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 08:39 PM (QNeKQ)

503

sifty?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 08:39 PM (Sdl9x)

504

Wasn't in anyones camp MissTammy. If i had my preference I would still prefer Sarah P. I don't agree with all of her stances on things but like Perry they have been long established and havent changed much.

 

Consistancy is what I am looking for.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:41 PM (wY55N)

505 Raykon knows that wymyn leaders would bring world peace. He didn't get it at first, but I had six huge leather dikes kick some sense into him after my lecture

Posted by: Raykon's Wymyn's Studies Professor at December 01, 2011 08:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

506 i watched it in Europe one year, in french no less.

And the cool factor just keeps ratcheting up! LOL!

The wind just started here...are we in for that again?? I thit hard about 2 this morning.

vika around? Her statement yesteday about tumors alarmed me.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:43 PM (SsG4J)

507 I sure picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

Posted by: Me Raykon, You Tarzan at December 01, 2011 08:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

508

yes, it's cool though Space Cobra would be a sweet horse name

you realize i am totally gonna have to do that now with his next foal? He got the name because he has one eye.

the Funi sale ends on the 21st. Yeah, Robotech hasn't aged gracefully, it's all about nostalgia.

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 12:36 AM (M8yfa)

yes it is all about the nostalgia. i remember those days when Regan was president and tho we could possibly get nuked i never believed HE would let it happen. And Bill Buckley was still on Firing Line eruditely bitch slapping liberals and bein my hero. those were good times.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 08:45 PM (QNeKQ)

509 I liked La Belle Sarah, a whole lot, too, GMB.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 08:45 PM (SsG4J)

510 is it sad that Robotech rocked my teenaged world? Or that i had Superdimension Fortress Macross on VHS? or it is cool in a nerdy way? (you are talking to a woman with a showhorse named Captain Harlock) Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 12:32 AM (QNeKQ) I guess you'll be the one to inherit my fan club character and technology card collection from Robotech, then.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 08:46 PM (bxiXv)

511 Hi, all! 

Man, what a game tonight!  Seahawks kicked the Iggles' butts. 

Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 08:46 PM (nAvCW)

512 Frank claimed that he “would not recognize most plants,” including the marijuana ones in Ready’s home—coincidentally, a plant that the lawmaker had long sought to decriminalize.

Barney Frank is full of shit.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 01, 2011 08:46 PM (KXXIv)

513 But it wasn't rape-rape!

Posted by: whoopius goldbergus at December 01, 2011 08:46 PM (sHY5w)

514 Mary Queen of Scotts. Elizabeth Queen of the English. One of them lost thier head. Play nice girls!!!

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 08:47 PM (wY55N)

515 I'm horrified I missed Soulpile.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 08:48 PM (bxiXv)

516 I guess you'll be the one to inherit my fan club character and technology card collection from Robotech, then.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2011 12:46 AM (bxiXv)

i saw someone at a con 20 years ago, with a T shirt that said: GOT PROTOCULTURE?

i really coveted it, but it had been a gift and they didnt know where it came from. RATS!

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 08:48 PM (QNeKQ)

517 550 My heart hurts Posted by: Me at December 02, 2011 12:47 AM (Kh/z0) Me too.

Posted by: Me Too at December 01, 2011 08:49 PM (bxiXv)

518 i saw someone at a con 20 years ago, with a T shirt that said: GOT PROTOCULTURE? Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 12:48 AM (QNeKQ) You know they make T-shirt transparencies, right? Or you can just pay more and get a custom T-shirt for $20-30?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

519 I've thought of a term for the recycling of decades old chants and slogans from the occutards

OWS = Protest Karaoke

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

520 In the Summer of 1989 Kennedy and fellow Senator Chris Dodd were having lunch at famous Washington D.C. restaurant La Brasserie. Kennedy requested the attendance of waitress Carla Gaviglio.
According to the Washington Times "When she put in an appearance in their private retreat - 'The Teddy Kennedy Fun Room' - the Massachusetts senator picked her up and heaved her onto a table. The crystal candlesticks and champagne glasses shattered as he grabbed her again and flung her on top of Dodd. "Then Kennedy threw himself on top of the woman. The waitress implored Mr. Kennedy to 'Get off me!' "Another waitress entered to find 'things all tipped over and Kennedy was on top, [the waitress] was in the middle and Dodd was on the bottom.' At that point the sandwich was disassembled."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 01, 2011 08:51 PM (e8kgV)

521 #528

The guy who wears the IT hat, among others, at XCOR is known to his friends as Harlock. No prominent facial disfigurements, in case you're wondering, but he is tall and lanky.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 08:51 PM (kcfmt)

522 You know they make T-shirt transparencies, right? Or you can just pay more and get a custom T-shirt for $20-30?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2011 12:50 AM (bxiXv)

no!

i hadnt thought of that T shirt in at least 6 years (not since the ex took my robotech DVDs and i got snarked about it) but then i forgot again. heh. that would be funny in my little rodeo town.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 08:53 PM (QNeKQ)

523 Barney Frank is full of shit.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 02, 2011 12:46 AM

You'd be amazed how much can be kept inside when it's compressed and compacted

Posted by: Bawney Frank at December 01, 2011 08:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

524 Me too!

Posted by: Mysore Ass the Indian donkey at December 01, 2011 08:55 PM (sHY5w)

525 Indian donkey... dot or feather?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 08:56 PM (vQfJ3)

526 Let me share my personal experience with Teddy, something I saw with my own eyes...January of 1963 in Stowe VT at a ski slope. A news photographer was taking pictures of His Highness, and the royal Self took umbrage at that "invasion" of His privacy. Himself grabbed the camera, and taking it by its strap, swung it and smashed it into the photographer's head causing the photographer to suffer a concussion. The photographer was (in the hospital) arrested and charged with something, I truly don't remember what, but no charges were ever filed against Teddy for that assault. I may not have the date right, I was a kid in High School, and it was a long time ago before Teddy Kennedy really became some "National Icon", but I remember it vividly because I knew at the time that this man was the brother of our President. And I knew at the time that what I was watching was some Rich Asshole walking away from what I or anyone else would have gone to jail for.

Posted by: Fat Boy at December 01, 2011 08:57 PM (e8kgV)

527 Comon give into me
Posted by: Me at December 02, 2011 12:53 AM

Here ya go Raykon, these girls are just waiting for you to call.

Feel the Rush

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2011 08:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

528 Oh, and since it came up, *in theory* Skyrim is great, but due to the complete bumfuck incompetence of the shitknuckle drug-addicted programmers at Bethesda, and their useless dickless fat tranny whore tech support, if your system doesn't closely match their test system, you are BONED until at least next year and possibly longer. The unofficial bug list is closing in on 600 items, including crashes, major graphics and motion glitches, fatal quest bugs, and simply the fucking worst User Interface produced for *anything* in the last ten years, including Bulgarian washing machines. And the first patch broke as much as it fixed. That's my review of the game. Because I haven't been able to play very much. And no, it's not my computer, my other [censored] hundred or so games work fine (except sometimes Oblivion, but it's modded to Oblivion and back).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 08:58 PM (bxiXv)

529 I do have to give Barney Frank some credit... he's signed onto a bill to abolish the IPAB "death panels" and he refused to join Chris Matthews in calling Newt Gingrich "pure, unadulterated evil."

It kind of looks like he's decided to try to do some good before he retires.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:00 PM (vQfJ3)

530 and simply the fucking worst User Interface produced for *anything* in the last ten years, including Bulgarian washing machines.

Is true.

Posted by: Bulgarian washing machine UI designer hurling his PC at a wall at December 01, 2011 09:00 PM (+Yq3m)

531 due to the complete bumfuck incompetence of the shitknuckle drug-addicted programmers at Bethesda, and their useless dickless fat tranny whore tech support

Okay, this should be carved in stone. I am so sorry to laugh at your misery, Dark Lord, but OMG, I am howling over here!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:01 PM (SsG4J)

532 Oh, no! Raykon will be enlisting with this news. And I thought I had a Mysore ass already!

Posted by: Mysore Ass the Indian donkey at December 01, 2011 09:01 PM (sHY5w)

533 Agh, so many people left already. Figures.

 Anyone catch Remy's video on the Light bulb ban? http://tinyurl.com/82h4aat

 And life sucks, thanks for asking. I hate my stupid friends and their stupid support of OWS.


Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:01 PM (sbtxl)

534 If we ban all of those weapons, The Covenant wins.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 01, 2011 09:02 PM (54F2e)

535 Funny thing is, someone accused me of being a troll today. Just because i made fun of Perry. Oh how the wheels turn.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:02 PM (wY55N)

536 other than the crashes I had after fucking with the ugrid stuff, Skyrim has run perfectly for me. Gonna be interesting in how well the steam workshop stuff is going to work, if it can automatically figure out load orders, that would save me a headache

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:03 PM (M8yfa)

537 Hey, Einstein; Get off the beach!

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2011 09:03 PM (4Kl5M)

538 wazzzup crazy people?

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 09:03 PM (fC7sO)

539 Okay, this should be carved in stone. I am so sorry to laugh at your misery, Dark Lord, but OMG, I am howling over here! Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 01:01 AM (SsG4J) Unhappy Dark Lord is unhappy. It's not just the unrefundable money, it's the *wasted time*. Just taken by itself, the user interface says to me "We completely did not give a shit if this made any sense, or worked as expected." If you don't remap any keys and just ignore the repetition, contradictions, and hotkeys unprogramming themselves, it kind of works. Or if you plug in an Xbox controller and pretend you didn't spend all that money on a PC. Kind of.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:04 PM (bxiXv)

540 Oh, Merovign! A name I recognize. Awesome.


Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:04 PM (sbtxl)

541 I do have to give Barney Frank some credit

This will get me banned for sure or black balled, but I always got a bit of a kick out of him and Charlie Rangel. Hate their politics, but both of them tend to call a spade a spade when necessary, and I have heard Fwankie stand up for Republicans more than once when he felt they were being unfairly bagged on.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:04 PM (SsG4J)

542 Steam steals the souls of gamers. And breaks everything they touch.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:04 PM (wY55N)

543 Porn is a subjective thing. What it has in common for all is that it caters tot he basest desires with wildly unrealistic depictions of human behavior. This can be everything from two human coupling in a manner you would never replicate if there weren't a camera to consider to stories  that play to the foibles of a very small audience.

In the early 90s, 'The Bridges of Madison County' was porn for middle-aged women. As one psychologist put it in the New York Times Review of Books, "My husband and I have an agreement. He doesn't bring Penthouse to our bed and I don't bring this kind of garbage."

Twilight is porn for 14-year-old girls who aren't ready for anything like the reality of intimate relationships and what naturally follows sex. The culmination of the series has the heroine producing a baby who is hyper-intelligent and out of diapers almost immediately. Not like the boring and messy real thing.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 09:05 PM (kcfmt)

544 569 If we ban all of those weapons, The Covenant wins. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2011 01:02 AM (54F2e) The real humor is in the fact that not only is that not the first time lefties have wanted to ban fictional weapons, it isn't even the hundredth time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:05 PM (bxiXv)

545 Anyone catch Remy's video on the Light bulb ban? http://tinyurl.com/82h4aat

Heh, that's pretty good. Is that the guy who did the Cap N Trade song?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 01, 2011 09:05 PM (+Yq3m)

546

Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:01 AM (sbtxl)

Sorry to hear, .  Hope things get better for you soon.

And find some better friends.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 09:05 PM (UR5vq)

547 575 Oh, Merovign! A name I recognize. Awesome. Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:04 AM (sbtxl) Yo, homey. Word up?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:06 PM (bxiXv)

548 Hi all! I just dropped in to say hey. Hey.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 01, 2011 09:06 PM (JKNDp)

549 Funny thing is, someone accused me of being a troll today. Just because i made fun of Perry. Oh how the wheels turn.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 02, 2011 01:02 AM (wY55N)

 

and they say Palin fans are delusional

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:06 PM (M8yfa)

550 Skyrim has a few glitches in the Xbox version too it seems. I had a few freezes already, but just a few. Seems to happen as you get deeper in the game. The damn funniest thing I saw so far, was a few times when a dragon would appear I would see a frigging horse fall out of the sky, or a bear, and once a person. No clue what thats about but damn it was funny, like the dragon was bombing me with animals.

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 09:07 PM (fC7sO)

551 So if Newt becomes President, Rainn Wilson has the role in the bio movie sewn up, I suppose.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 09:07 PM (kcfmt)

552 577 Steam steals the souls of gamers. And breaks everything they touch. Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 02, 2011 01:04 AM (wY55N) The first invisible patch made it impossible to play without Steam running. Problem is, if I run with Steam running, it crashes every 10-20 minutes. The only good part of that is that since I could not run in Steam, I didn't get immediately hit with the broken 1.2 patch. The Bethesda forums are pretty much populated by screaming customers, astroturfers and griefer fanboy trolls now. The "tech support" part is pretty much being done elewhere now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:09 PM (bxiXv)

553 Skyrim has a few glitches in the Xbox version too it seems. I had a few freezes already, but just a few. Seems to happen as you get deeper in the game. The damn funniest thing I saw so far, was a few times when a dragon would appear I would see a frigging horse fall out of the sky, or a bear, and once a person. No clue what thats about but damn it was funny, like the dragon was bombing me with animals.

Posted by: Berserker at December 02, 2011 01:07 AM (fC7sO)

 

dragons can pick stuff up. I've been killed by a horse that one dropped on my head

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:09 PM (M8yfa)

554 Hey, Ohio Dan!

Dark Lord, how do you suppose it'll work on a PS3???

epobirs, that is the best way of explaining the Twilight phenom I have yet seen, with regards to the 14 year olds, especially. And really, probably older teens, too.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:09 PM (SsG4J)

555 #576: For what it's worth, I'll never shun you, Tammy!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:09 PM (vQfJ3)

556  558 "You'd be amazed how much can be kept inside when it's compressed and compacted"


And who would know more about having shit compacted than Bwany Fwank?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 09:11 PM (oy91g)

557 My limited experience of console games ported to PC is that they suck all kinds of ass.

"Checking storage device?" You're running on a 3TB drive, you fucking piece of shit. Give me more than five setup slots, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 01, 2011 09:11 PM (+Yq3m)

558 586 Skyrim has a few glitches in the Xbox version too it seems. Posted by: Berserker at December 02, 2011 01:07 AM (fC7sO) If you: A) Play on an Xbox B) Only play the main quest, and C) Don't remap any controls you will have *less* problems. That's not "working" in my universe, but I wish you the best of luck with it! I expect another 6-9 months and an unofficial "Community Patch" will come out. I *KNEW* I should have waited before buying it. Like the guy going down into the basement in the horror movie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:11 PM (bxiXv)

559 Ah, GT, you da man!!!  That took a lot to say, given my post, LOL!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:12 PM (SsG4J)

560 I remember Merovign was trying to tell me I needed to get a social life when I was commenting before, because I'm a loner who hates people.

 And Kratos obviously knew that was just too damn likely to lead to decadence.

 Either way, what few friends I have found in life...I try to be loyal to them. Which means I tolerate a lot of stupidity. To be fair, my best friend that supports OWS isn't the kind of lefty who gratuitously insults people like he's in grade school. He's just...a college student . I still hope he'll turn around someday.

 My mom has Lupus, which is annoying. My job is...bad. But who can leave employment at a time like this? Especially at my age.

 I feel like I'm always on here after discussions end, which is why I lurk so much. :/

 

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:12 PM (sbtxl)

561 I had Civ V on steam. Never ever use that service again. Waste of money.

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:14 PM (wY55N)

562 Crazee, you stay loyal. Sounds like your friends are young. They'll improve with age. Mine did. And quit lurking!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:14 PM (SsG4J)

563 Hey, Bers! You in Chicago?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:15 PM (SsG4J)

564 Easy for you to say, English. She didn't crash your carriage whilst on a bender!

Posted by: Tammy's Amish cousin at December 01, 2011 09:15 PM (sHY5w)

565 Dark Lord, how do you suppose it'll work on a PS3??? Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 01:09 AM (SsG4J) From what I am seeing in complaints, better than the PC but worse than the Xbox. The PS3 has the smallest amount of main RAM (it splits its 512Mb by function into 256/256, the Xbox just has 512 main RAM) - people are thinking they found a memory leak that is causing crashes later in the game, starting on the PS3s because of the memory. 594 My limited experience of console games ported to PC is that they suck all kinds of ass. Posted by: Waterhouse at December 02, 2011 01:11 AM (+Yq3m) They promised they wouldn't make the same mistakes, but as far as I can tell they made all of them. If it wasn't for the *HORRIBLE* interface and the crashes it would not be as bad as other console ports. It is not very linear like console games, but it does push you annoying in some subplots. It's not like Singularity or something like that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:16 PM (bxiXv)

566 cool, Steam doing another scavenger sale like last year.

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:16 PM (M8yfa)

567 Heh, that's pretty good. Is that the guy who did the Cap N Trade song?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 02, 2011 01:05 AM (+Yq3m)


Yeah, he has an OWS protest song as well. And the "Raise the Debt Ceiling" video.

 It's funny because his youtube account, GoRemy, is popular. His videos aren't AS political there really, most food and video game stuff. And mocking arabs, but he's arab...so I guess it's alright. He probably has liberal subscribers.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:16 PM (sbtxl)

568 561

Some friends of ours young daughter went to DC 15-20 years ago with stars in her eyes to be an intern for a CA representative. A drunken Teddy groped her not once, but twice at a party in front of dozens of onlookers. It didn't raise a single eyebrow from anybody present - in fact she was pretty much told to get used to it.

For some reason she decided that wasn't going to be her career path.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 01, 2011 09:17 PM (Qxdfp)

569

Man, always thought if ya did the right thing people would also, tonite I learned 99% of people suck. Fuck this shit. Now I know why these assholes are living in tents, and pissed.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 01, 2011 09:17 PM (R21xD)

570 I feel like I'm always on here after discussions end, which is why I lurk so much. :/ Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:12 AM (sbtxl) I've been like that for the last month. NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month, where fools write 50k+ words in a month). 67k, BTW.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

571 You crazy kids and your brand-new games.  I just dug up a copy of Wolfenstein 3D and a DOS emulator to go with it, and bam, I'm back in high school again.

And I still can't find all the secret rooms.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 09:18 PM (W8x1p)

572

Man, always thought if ya did the right thing people would also, tonite I learned 99% of people suck. Fuck this shit. Now I know why these assholes are living in tents, and pissed.

Posted by: lous a girl at December 02, 2011 01:17 AM

 

details?

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 09:19 PM (Sdl9x)

573 Tammy, I also try to give political opponents credit when it's due. It doesn't mean I'd reach across the aisle to them, but I welcome them reaching across the aisle to us.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:19 PM (vQfJ3)

574
Local rag just went to facebook login only commenting...in a effort to further leftardize the already overtly tarded populace.

can you set up false facebook accounts? I was thinking of doing one for my dog Ry Lee..

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:19 PM (KZLoo)

575  Either way, what few friends I have found in life...I try to be loyal to them. Which means I tolerate a lot of stupidity. To be fair, my best friend that supports OWS isn't the kind of lefty who gratuitously insults people like he's in grade school. He's just...a college student . I still hope he'll turn around someday.

That is commendable.  C.S. Lewis advises that "every man should have a fairly large graveyard  in which to bury the faults of his friends", but remember the key adjective here is fairly large, not infinitely large.  But as long as your one friend isn't gratuitously insulting people, then there is some hope for illumination/redemption for him. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 09:20 PM (UR5vq)

576 A drunken Teddy groped her not once, but twice at a party in front of dozens of onlookers. It didn't raise a single eyebrow from anybody present - in fact she was pretty much told to get used to it. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 02, 2011 01:17 AM (Qxdfp) Which is why Allan West needs to be Prez - probably never happen, but who else would have the Marshals Chaperon legislative parties to stop OPEN, OBVIOUS criminality? I am *so* disgusted with the criminal / political class it is not even funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:20 PM (bxiXv)

577 Yeah, Lou!  What happened? 


Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 09:21 PM (nAvCW)

578 You crazy kids and your brand-new games. I just dug up a copy of Wolfenstein 3D and a DOS emulator to go with it, and bam, I'm back in high school again.

And I still can't find all the secret rooms.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 01:18 AM (W8x1p)

 

check out www.GOG.com

which reminds me that I still haven't picked up Ultima 7

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:21 PM (M8yfa)

579  And life sucks, thanks for asking. I hate my stupid friends and their stupid support of OWS.

Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:01 AM (sbtxl)

hey man i am really sorry about the stupid. even my one crazy friend who grew up on a Kibbutz so he insists hes a communist even when he would fit in fine here says they are idiots and spoiled kids.

he was watching them cry at getting pepper sprayed and laughing. "In the sixties they set the firehoses and the dogs on us!"

he thinks if you dont go pretty much hoping to get arrested and maybe in the hospital you are a pussy. And as for the filth and crapulence... we sat and watched the protests in oakland and cheered for the police.

Crazee, you need to get friends like THAT. makes the fucked up day go way better.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 09:21 PM (QNeKQ)

580

Anyone want to buy a slightly used semi-auto ak-47 clone? Please contact E. Holder @ http://www.justice.gov/contact-us.html

¡Se hable espanol! ¡No hay preguntas!

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:21 PM (wY55N)

581 can you set up false facebook accounts? I was thinking of doing one for my dog Ry Lee.. Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:19 AM (KZLoo) Yes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:21 PM (bxiXv)

582 606 And I still can't find all the secret rooms.


Wait! There were secret rooms? WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 09:22 PM (oy91g)

583 Skyrim patches came out this week and the company says a lot more are going to happen after the holidays. So the wait shouldn't be too bad.

I'll still stick to my policy of waiting for the 'Game of the Year' Edition when it's $30 or less.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 09:22 PM (kcfmt)

584 #609, Bean, yes you can set up fake FB accounts.  I have a few friends who have set them up for their pets. 

Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 09:22 PM (nAvCW)

585 lou, whatssup, girl?

Mero, congrats, that's awesome! 

Hi bean! You can do a fake one, yes. I have one, I need to friend Gushie and Robert.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:22 PM (SsG4J)

586

Just gonna say, that if a handshake is not worth shit anymore, then fuck it all..

Posted by: lous a girl at December 01, 2011 09:23 PM (R21xD)

587 608 Tammy, I also try to give political opponents credit when it's due. It doesn't mean I'd reach across the aisle to them, but I welcome them reaching across the aisle to us.


I'll pass on the reach around.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 09:24 PM (oy91g)

588 nite

playin those mind games together...

peace on earth

Posted by: Me at December 01, 2011 09:24 PM (Kh/z0)

589 Local rag just went to facebook login only commenting...in a effort to further leftardize the already overtly tarded populace.

Mine did too.  They ran a smug article about "improving the civility of comments" and "the days of people being able to hide behind pseudonyms are over".  Voila: a paper that used to get 40-60 comments on most hot-topic articles is down to 5 or 6 comments on its best days.  It's easy to run a "civil" comments section after you've driven everyone away.

Newspapers can't die fast enough.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 09:24 PM (W8x1p)

590 I've been like that for the last month. NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month, where fools write 50k+ words in a month). 67k, BTW.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2011 01:17 AM (bxiXv)

 Great stuff, man. My friend Jon is participating in that, as well.

 I've been trying to follow my life's dreams a little, which involves recording music. I've wrote and performed for a decade, but I just never really followed through. The only hassle is my complete lack of resources...either financial or people that can help me out. I'll probably release some free music online sometime early next year, though.

 You have anything to read?

Oh, thanks Tammy. I became conservative sometime after my engagement ended in 2005 and it's the only thing positive I take out of that year to this day. Too bad she's still a psychotic hippie.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:25 PM (sbtxl)

591 Good night, Me!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:25 PM (vQfJ3)

592 Oh hell,I'll say it too then, night Me.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:26 PM (SsG4J)

593 Yes.   Posted by: Merovign

Ok then,, I'm still in the game..

Someone on the rag had mentioned the feds were drafting a law against using false accounts,, to protect us you know..

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:26 PM (KZLoo)

594 which reminds me that I still haven't picked up Ultima 7 Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:21 AM (M8yfa) Exult Windows executables to run U7 / extensions in windows, higher resolutions, etc. It is AWESOME. If you find a cheap copy of U9, some of them came with a disc of ultima 1-8 as well. U9's graphics don't hold up well and was as buggy as heck, but a big patch fixed a lot of it. It was WAY ahead of its time, but an overreach. I had fun, but I don't know if I could go back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:27 PM (bxiXv)

595 Someone on the rag had mentioned the feds were drafting a law against using false accounts,, to protect us you know..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:26 AM

 

 

that worked out well for Fjordman didn't it?

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 09:27 PM (Sdl9x)

596

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:21 AM (M8yfa)

No luck, but thanks.

Even back then I couldn't believe they didn't put together a map for this game....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 09:28 PM (W8x1p)

597 Good night Me, I guess.  Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya.  Your posts here are even more inane than mine. 

Wait, that didn't come out quite right.,,  

Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 09:28 PM (nAvCW)

598 Good evening again.






(you are talking to a woman with a showhorse named Captain Harlock)

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 12:32 AM (QNeKQ)

Metal.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

599 I had a nice discussion with Me on the atheism thread, so I'm feeling charitable toward him right now.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:29 PM (vQfJ3)

600 ""Hey, Bers! You in Chicago?""


Actually yes. The suburbs of, about 30 miles away.

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 09:29 PM (fC7sO)

601 Crazee, just hang in there. It's hard with your mom being sick, too, but you can do it. Try to get back to a state of mind where you're having fun with it.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:29 PM (SsG4J)

602 Wait! There were secret rooms? WTF?

Man, how many hours did I spend running up against every inch of every fucking wall in that game with the my aching thumb holding down the door open button?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 01, 2011 09:30 PM (+Yq3m)

603 And for the record I think Macross holds up really well, even if the animation sucks at times.

Robotech...dunno.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:30 PM (4ixH5)

604 Exult

Windows executables to run U7 / extensions in windows, higher resolutions, etc. It is AWESOME.

If you find a cheap copy of U9, some of them came with a disc of ultima 1-8 as well.

U9's graphics don't hold up well and was as buggy as heck, but a big patch fixed a lot of it. It was WAY ahead of its time, but an overreach. I had fun, but I don't know if I could go back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 02, 2011 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

 

don't like the way EXULT changes the battle system.

Mainly waiting for GOG's Christmas sale to pick up a bunch of shit

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:30 PM (M8yfa)

605 Ok then,, I'm still in the game..

Someone on the rag had mentioned the feds were drafting a law against using false accounts,, to protect us you know..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:26 AM (KZLoo)

yeah it would criminalize lying about age or fatness on dating sites too. i wonder if some lawmakers had bad experiences..?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 09:30 PM (QNeKQ)

606 This is a very interesting read at The Ulsterman Report.  He has been running a series of interviews with a Dem known only as Whitehouse insider.  The guy is not happy.  He is scared for the country and wants Obama gone in the worst way.  I highly recommend reading it and keeping up with this guy.  OD

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 01, 2011 09:30 PM (JKNDp)

607 Wonder how many years Blaggo will get? Prosecuter wanted 12-20 wasn't it?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:31 PM (wY55N)

608 You have anything to read? Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:25 AM (sbtxl) Yes and no. I'll be posting info here, probably, as I get things published. I'm going commercial so I'm not just posting things open on teh internets. You can see some quotes and descriptions at the NaNo website, my username (first word) is the same. As I decide what to publish and not, some of the stuff that just doesn't fit will end up on the web.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

609 624 Local rag Posted by: The War Between the Undead States

Holy shit WAR viola is on the one I'm talking about..

Your in VT??

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:31 PM (KZLoo)

610 There's Wolfenstein and then there is..

Super 3D Noah's Ark

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 01, 2011 09:32 PM (UR5vq)

611 Hope things are going well for the moron nation.

Nothing intelligent to say.

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 09:32 PM (9H4ws)

612 #600

That is a bit of a misidentification. Both the PS3 and Xbox 360 have 512 MB of RAM. The PS3 is a bit reminiscent of the Amiga in that everything in the lower 256 MB is dedicated to graphic operations and connected in a way that optimizes that, leaving the rest to other stuff using somewhat less expensive RAM.

But you don't have to use the RAM that way. It is just an assumption that almost anything created for the platform is going to be graphics intensive. You can put whatever you want in the graphics optimized memory but the CPU cannot access it as fast as it can the other bank of memory. The situation in which this is likely to be a problem in a PS3 app is difficult to imagine. The Xbox uses a less complex approach that has its own virtues and drawbacks. In general, there was much more price sensitivity in the Xbox design.

It may be annoying for the guys ganging together dozens of PS3s to create supercomputers but that era has passed. You can do far more for the money now with a PC motherboard that support 3 or 4-way SLI and some current high end video cards.

Posted by: epobirs at December 01, 2011 09:32 PM (kcfmt)

613 Actually yes. The suburbs of, about 30 miles away.

Cold?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:33 PM (SsG4J)

614 ""dragons can pick stuff up. I've been killed by a horse that one dropped on my head""


wow no shit, I'm glad somebody else saw that shit too, I was thinking it was just me. lol

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 09:33 PM (fC7sO)

615 Nothing intelligent to say.

Posted by: Adriane at December 02, 2011 01:32 AM (9H4ws)

That's not stopped me.  Or anyone else here.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:33 PM (4ixH5)

616 OK, this will seem gay but here's my take on the stars that seem to have lost their sexy: Russell Crow could get his sexy back in 2 months hitting the gym easy Tom Cruise still good looking, maybe he was never really sexy? Nic Cage was never, ever, ever sexy John Travolta is still crazy sexy...to ..um..gay dudes. For those of you who don't know it he's about 80% gay. Just google "John Travolta kissing a dude" I'm from NorCal so it's totally cool to say shit like this and not worry if people think you sound gay, sorry if that causes any confusion.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2011 09:33 PM (+wxCD)

617 I think Robotech was a work of genius. To get a show syndicated in America, you needed 75 episodes. Harmony Gold took three 26-episode series (Macross, Southern Cross, and Mospeada), and combined them in a way that made a lot of sense and flowed naturally. And it got a lot of people interested in anime. Win all around.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:34 PM (vQfJ3)

618 Its a little cold Miss Tammy. Not too bad though.

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 09:34 PM (fC7sO)

619  C.S. Lewis advises that "every man should have a fairly large graveyard  in which to bury the faults of his friends", but remember the key adjective here is fairly large, not infinitely large.  But as long as your one friend isn't gratuitously insulting people, then there is some hope for illumination/redemption for him. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 02, 2011 01:20 AM (UR5vq)

 I get that. The girl I was engaged to at one point (that I just mentioned in another post) was my friend for awhile after we broke up. Then, at one point she got pissed at me...told a mixture of private information and half truths to common friends of ours. It's not so much incriminating, just embarrassing. You're talking things I ONLY told her because I thought she was my soulmate.

 A year later, my dumbass decided to reconcile and let bygones by bygones. I didn't trust her, but I cared too much about her to hold a grudge. It was probationary in a sense. She became a hassle , though. She'd disagree with me on something and go back to bringing up stupid shit and never apologize. At all.

 I had to just...realize not everyone is worth the effort. It's hell to love someone and know that when you see them, all the love turns into murderous rage. I still kind of feel for her and check her facebook account on occasion. I can wish her the best, and hope she grows up. I'll never talk to her again, though.

It's part of the reason I appreciate my other friends. They stuck with me in tough times, I'll always appreciate that more than sharing political views.

tl;dr , I know.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:35 PM (sbtxl)

620 Ohio Dan, I second your recommendation to read Ulsterman.  Don't know if most of the stuff is true or not, but it is very interesting to read his posts when he meets with the so-called insider. 

Have been trying to figure out who it could be, if the insider really exists.   

Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 09:35 PM (nAvCW)

621 wow no shit, I'm glad somebody else saw that shit too, I was thinking it was just me. lol

Posted by: Berserker at December 02, 2011 01:33 AM (fC7sO)

 

always fun in letting the giants club random animals as well

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:36 PM (M8yfa)

622

Gonna go super nerd here..

Not every gun on that chart is from the Halo games. Some are depicted in the comic books and videos. So they are all from the Halo Universe. Only about half to 2/3rds are playable.

 

Making that list even more absurd. Not only have most of them only hurt digital characters but have merely been DRAWN. Thus giving merit to the idea that "assault weapons" are most hated for the image, not reality.

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at December 01, 2011 09:36 PM (l8nIR)

623

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 01:34 AM (vQfJ3)

If I may.

FUCK HARMONY GOLD!

Assholes have done a fine job fucking up the Macross rights in this country that you can't hardly find Macross anything beyond the original series and Macross Plus (one of my alltime favorites, I should add).

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:36 PM (4ixH5)

624 > 166 Anybody know a good little power saw? I don't need a bigger Skilsaw, just something for some wood and all purpose cutting. My Dremel isn't "cutting it".

google: Rockwell VersaCut.

Posted by: chunky at December 01, 2011 09:36 PM (nlvUv)

625 i wonder if some lawmakers had bad experiences..? Gushie


Probably Bwaney

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:37 PM (KZLoo)

626 Someone on the rag had mentioned the feds were drafting a law against using false accounts,, to protect us you know

Look here, now, I am sorry to get all foul-mouthed but  the muthaf*ckers better figure out how to keep keep useless dickless fat tranny whores from hacking in to your page, before they go saying you can't have a fake account.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:37 PM (SsG4J)

627 That's not stopped me.  Or anyone else here.

Yeah, but at least you have funky music links ...

My last youtube ventures were:
Papa was a Rolling Stone (Temptations)
Hypnotized (classic Fleetwood Mac)

& the upcoming Castle preview (Cuffed) ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 09:37 PM (9H4ws)

628 606 You crazy kids and your brand-new games.  I just dug up a copy of Wolfenstein 3D and a DOS emulator to go with it, and bam, I'm back in high school again.

And I still can't find all the secret rooms.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 01:18 AM

We've got a job for you


Posted by: Descent II at December 01, 2011 09:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

630 Hail, Satan!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

632 606 You crazy kids and your brand-new games.  I just dug up a copy of Wolfenstein 3D and a DOS emulator to go with it, and bam, I'm back in high school again.

And I still can't find all the secret rooms.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 02, 2011 01:18 AM

I remember when I was big.

Heeeyyy, Macarena!

Posted by: Quake at December 01, 2011 09:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

633 before they go saying you can't have a fake account.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 01:37 AM (SsG4J)

Speaking of which, I thought you were re-joining Bookface under an assumed name?

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

634 645 There's Wolfenstein and then there is..

Super 3D Noah's Ark

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 02, 2011 01:32 AM (UR5vq)

Hah, I saw that in AVGN's Bible Games review.

 Video games wise, I'm more of a Classic gamer than anything. I play mostly franchises I loved as a kid, and genres I loved. So...platformers and RPG's. Run and Guns as well, if it's Contra.

I never got into FPS's, which makes me a lonely breed these days.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:39 PM (sbtxl)

635 611 ...Which is why Allan West needs to be Prez - probably never happen...

I sure hope you're wrong there.
He's one of the few out there who hasn't broken my heart yet and has kept his promises. He'd make one hell of a veep consideration at the very least, or a kick ass (literally) SoS.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (Qxdfp)

636

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:31 AM (KZLoo)

Nope, but my local rag is owned by Gannett and I think they've done this company-wide.  So a lot of people all over the country are probably seeing this exact thing with their papers right about now.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (W8x1p)

637 Yeah, but at least you have funky music links ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 02, 2011 01:37 AM (9H4ws)

Not funky, metal!

Could post some Faith No More.  They got some funk.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

638 653 Its a little cold Miss Tammy.


25 here B'er,, Hi MissTammy,, leather tonight???

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (KZLoo)

639 Yeah, Robert, it wasn't totally perfect (nothing is), but without Harmony Gold, I don't think anime and manga would be anywhere near as popular now as they are. With that popularity comes availability.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (vQfJ3)

640 Posted by: epobirs at December 02, 2011 01:32 AM (kcfmt) I thought I mentioned that they had the same final amount and managed it differently, I was just reporting what the folk on the PS3 forums had linked to the PC guys about regarding memory leaks. Never even looked at a PS3.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

641  640 yeah it would criminalize lying about age or fatness on dating sites too. i wonder if some lawmakers had bad experiences..?


Yet, Congress trading on insider information is perfectly legal.

We are so boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2011 09:40 PM (oy91g)

642 Theresa, I think the guy is for real.  If it isn't Ulsterman is one hell of a fiction writer.  I can see these guys sitting in a darkened room drinking scotch, one asking questions the other is scared to answer.  The other reluctantly putting out the information and hating himself for having to do it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 01, 2011 09:41 PM (JKNDp)

643 just give me remastered Dominion Tank Police, Riding Bean and a cheaper boxset of Bubblegum Crisis

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:41 PM (M8yfa)

644 Have been trying to figure out who it could be, if the insider really exists.
You didn't hear it from me. Understand?

Posted by: bo obama at December 01, 2011 09:42 PM (sHY5w)

645 He'd make one hell of a veep consideration at the very least, or a kick ass (literally) SoS. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 02, 2011 01:40 AM (Qxdfp) It would be nice to see ME Heads-of-state, the UN, and Amnesty "Let's Arrest Bush and leave Kim Jong Il alone" International's heads explode.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:42 PM (bxiXv)

646

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 01:40 AM (vQfJ3)

I think it goes Robotech -> Voltron -> Sailor Moon -> anime explosion

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

647 Crazee, I can't get into FPS games, either.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:42 PM (vQfJ3)

648 and Gunsmith Cats while I'm at it

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:43 PM (M8yfa)

649 Not funky, metal!

sorry ... funky in the sense of unusual/quirky (for me)

Been in a major funk, so trying to force myself to do some thing different, listen to new songs, read a new book.

I think of myself as too young to be living in the good old days ... but the funk says other wise ...

No energy for anything new.

Maybe after this semester wraps up ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 09:43 PM (9H4ws)

650 Right, Robert, and without Robotech, would we have the others? I don't think we would. I think we'd just be looking wistfully back at Speed Racer and Battle of the Planets, and wondering why we can't get more anime here.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:44 PM (vQfJ3)

651 677 Theresa, I think the guy is for real. If it isn't Ulsterman is one hell of a fiction writer. Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 02, 2011 01:41 AM (JKNDp) I still think it's a "gestalt" of low-level sources in the WH and elsewhere, but FYI Ace thinks it's complete and evil BS the last time I heard.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (bxiXv)

652

I think it goes Robotech -> Voltron -> Sailor Moon -> anime explosion

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

 

you completely skipped Akira, Fist of the North Star and Dragonball

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (M8yfa)

653 I did set one up, Robert, it was Billie J McCallister or something, but I can't find myself now. I set up a new fake hotmail,and I swear it's just too many fakes to keep track of. I will find it sooner or later, and haunt you and Gushie proper.

Bean, the leather and pygmy was for Berserker's especial benefit and he bailed on us last night. You were busy talking shop last night and didn't put in any request, so it's just a baseball jersey tonight.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (SsG4J)

654 Time for the sack.  Enjoy.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (JKNDp)

655 just give me remastered Dominion Tank Police, Riding Bean and a cheaper boxset of Bubblegum Crisis

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:41 AM (M8yfa)

Ever see/read Gunsmith Cats?  That and Riding Bean were both developed by Kenichi Sonoda (as well as Bubblegum Crisis).  Bean Bandit plays a major role in Gunsmith Cats though they're different continuities.

Gunsmith Cats...Hot chicks.  Guns.  Fast cars.  Hot chicks firing guns from their fast cars.  Girl on girl action.  God, I love that series.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (4ixH5)

656 Good night, Dan!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:45 PM (vQfJ3)

657 'Night, Dan.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:46 PM (sbtxl)

658

always fun in letting the giants club random animals as well

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:36 AM (M8yfa)

Aurochs was disappointed he could not kick the chickens...

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 09:46 PM (QNeKQ)

659 and Gunsmith Cats while I'm at it

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:43 AM (M8yfa)

Ah, there ya go.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:46 PM (4ixH5)

660 What's up roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 09:47 PM (yh0zB)

661 Good Night, Dan ...

& Good Night all ...

Biology paper due.

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 09:47 PM (9H4ws)

662

Aurochs was disappointed he could not kick the chickens...

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 01:46 AM (QNeKQ)

 

but you can make them into zombie chickens that follow you

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:47 PM (M8yfa)

663 Good night, Adriane! Good luck on the paper!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:47 PM (vQfJ3)

664 Hey, GGE!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:48 PM (vQfJ3)

665 Been in a major funk, so trying to force myself to do some thing different, listen to new songs, read a new book.

Well, darn it, honey, what's wrong?? What do you usually read, maybe we can suggest other things for you.

Crazee, leave that girl alone. All the way alone.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:48 PM (SsG4J)

666 Heeeyyy, Macarena!
Posted by: Quake at December 02, 2011 01:39 AM (Y+DPZ)

Exactly.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 09:48 PM (W8x1p)

667 670 611 ...Which is why Allan West needs to be Prez - probably never happen...

I sure hope you're wrong there.
He's one of the few out there who hasn't broken my heart yet and has kept his promises. He'd make one hell of a veep consideration at the very least, or a kick ass (literally) SoS.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 02, 2011 01:40 AM (Qxdfp)

Oh, God, yes!

We need a President who'll put somebody like West in charge with a mandate that says, "I don't care if I end up with only two employees in the SoS bureaucracy, so long as I can trust both of them with my country. You're the first."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 09:48 PM (kaalw)

668

Sorry to bring you all down. Going to bed, and gonna put my trust in the Lord. God Bless..

Posted by: lous a girl at December 01, 2011 09:48 PM (R21xD)

669 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (vQfJ3)

670

Ah, there ya go.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:46 AM (4ixH5)

 

Prefered the manga to the 2 Gunsmith Cat OAVs but the flicks were not bad at all.

And at least Golga will never die

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (M8yfa)

671 Nope, but my local rag is owned by Gannett


Oh,, this one, Burlington Free Press, was leftarded before but has become nothing but a mouth piece for greentard/leftard/socialtard since gannett took over.. viola is typical of the majority now...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (KZLoo)

672 Hi GGE! Night OhioD, Adriane!


Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:49 PM (SsG4J)

673 Kickin' Chicken, AKA Wild Turkey. Ah, the good old days...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 09:50 PM (yh0zB)

674 Golgo, damn spell check

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:50 PM (M8yfa)

675 Tammy, first loves suck. I'm just too nice for my own good, frankly.

Wait, no I'm not. I'm an evil, heartless conservative.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:50 PM (sbtxl)

676 lou, girl....sleep good. Come back tomorrow...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:50 PM (SsG4J)

677

you completely skipped...Dragonball

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:45 AM (M8yfa)

Yes.



I did set one up, Robert, it was Billie J McCallister or something, but I can't find myself now. I set up a new fake hotmail,and I swear it's just too many fakes to keep track of. I will find it sooner or later, and haunt you and Gushie proper.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 01:45 AM (SsG4J)



I think we'd just be looking wistfully back at Speed Racer and Battle of the Planets, and wondering why we can't get more anime here.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 01:44 AM (vQfJ3)

Go, go Speed Racer!



No energy for anything new.

Posted by: Adriane at December 02, 2011 01:43 AM (9H4ws)

*Noogie*

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:51 PM (4ixH5)

678 I would absolutely love to see LCOL West on the national ticket. I would stand in a Black Friday line for three days to get to the pols to pull the lever for that guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 09:51 PM (yh0zB)

679 Wheres the beef?

Posted by: GMB who is the counter revolutionary your pinko mamma warned you about at December 01, 2011 09:52 PM (wY55N)

680 Anyone here watch an anime called Black Lagoon? I loved it. Mild mannered Japanese businessman turns pirate. love the whole crew love the story.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 09:52 PM (QNeKQ)

681 Litter offsets!

http://tinyurl.com/9lfhaw

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 09:52 PM (sbtxl)

682 G'night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

683 #715: I've read part of the manga. It did seem to have some promise!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (vQfJ3)

684 The first cut is the deepest, for sure, Crazee....and most of you guys end up with stone cold bitches, as near as I can tell. Get you a sweet ugly one that can cook next time around! 

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (SsG4J)

685 Interestingly, the main character of Black Lagoon smokes the same brand of cigarettes I do.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:53 PM (vQfJ3)

686 Anyone here watch an anime called Black Lagoon?

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 01:52 AM (QNeKQ)

The only anime I've kept up with in the last few years were Detective Conan andFullmetal Alchemist.  Everything else seems...fetishistic.  The kinda of weirdo shit Steven Den Beste highlights at his blog.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 09:54 PM (4ixH5)

687 Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:35 AM (sbtxl)

Problems have solutions.

Posted by: Axl Rose at December 01, 2011 09:54 PM (W8x1p)

688 Anyone here watch an anime called Black Lagoon? I loved it. Mild mannered Japanese businessman turns pirate. love the whole crew love the story.

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 01:52 AM (QNeKQ)

 

Wasn't bad but coming out after Bebop and Outlaw Star being out didn't help

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 09:55 PM (M8yfa)

689 Litter offsets!

http://tinyurl.com/9lfhaw

Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:52 AM (sbtxl)

I missed the boat on the carbon offsets, but I've got the Photoshop and the printer set up for the next scam!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 09:55 PM (yh0zB)

690 I'm torn on the WH insider, I think that I really, really want to believe what he's saying is true because I find it so delicious, a totally dysfunctional and detached prez who wants to do nothing more than campaign and speak to adoring crowds, golf, and watch sports on the TeeVee in the WH and let others do all the work, and he can take the credit. 

Anyways, gonna sign off and get to bed.  That is, if I can get off my high of the Seahawks spanking the Eagles in tonight's game and wind down and go to sleep.  Night everyone!  Pheasant phantasies!

Posted by: Theresa at December 01, 2011 09:55 PM (nAvCW)

691 , so it's just a baseball jersey tonight. Posted by: MissTammy


button up?? or buttons down?? I like jerseys... MissT,,
Yep B'er's lost out.. big time..

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 09:56 PM (KZLoo)

692 Good night, Theresa!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 09:56 PM (vQfJ3)

693 Night, Theresa!

Buttons down...but not toooo far down. Thor gets distracted if they're too far down, and he's editing now.


Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 09:59 PM (SsG4J)

694 The first cut is the deepest, for sure, Crazee....and most of you guys end up with stone cold bitches, as near as I can tell. Get you a sweet ugly one that can cook next time around! 

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 01:53 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah, she couldn't cook at all! I should've known..

*achem*. Thanks, Tammy. You know how it is, I was...in my upper teens. I actually should have learned my lesson not to date older chicks. I went out with a 19 year old at 16, a 22 year old at 18. They both had "daddy issues", too. Thank God I grew up and got over that stuff. I'm fine now, I'm 26. It's been years. I can't say it hasn't affected who I am, but I don't make excuses.

 Right now, I have my eye on a co-worker...bad idea, I know.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:00 PM (sbtxl)

695 Anyone familiar with City Hunter, or its sequel Angel Heart? Those are excellent!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:01 PM (vQfJ3)

696

but you can make them into zombie chickens that follow you

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:47 AM (M8yfa)

you can? BAD ASS!!! I am gonna tell him this first thing in the morning. hes been annoying the shit outta me, but this is pure awesome. ok. now HOW?



Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:01 PM (QNeKQ)

697 Right now, I have my eye on a co-worker...bad idea, I know.

Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 02:00 AM (sbtxl)

Bad idea doesn't even start to approach. Absolutely horrible idea, because you can NEVER GET AWAY FROM HER! unless you quit your job. Think about that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 10:02 PM (yh0zB)

698 Depends on how much of a co-worker....I have been married to a former coworker for 20 years! But we weren't in the exact same department.

Do other people like her?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:03 PM (SsG4J)

699 GoRemy- Teardrops on my Kabob

http://tinyurl.com/3notmwg

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:03 PM (sbtxl)

700 City Hunter puts me to sleep. Didn't know there was a sequel

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:03 PM (M8yfa)

701 722 Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 01:35 AM (sbtxl)

Problems have solutions.

Posted by: Axl Rose at December 02, 2011 01:54 AM (W8x1p)

wow....

...and suddenly im 18 and driving to work at the Fairgrounds and the Old Man's alive and its summer.

music is magic.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:05 PM (QNeKQ)

702 How could City Hunter put anyone to sleep? Tsukasa Houjou is such a great artist, and Ryo Saeba is such a lovable goofball (but a super-competent one).

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:05 PM (vQfJ3)

703 Well, darn it, honey, what's wrong?

Nothing complainable!!!! Really.  I am in good health.

Just getting old.  Not doing as well in the Biology class (necessary for transfer) as I would have done, say 5, 10 years ago. And realizing, I don't have the bounce back I used to.  Don't have the brainpower (or energy) I used to. Used to be easy to memorize 1001 enzymes and such.

Programming class going well, not just the bio ... Still, bio is one of the last non-major classes I have to take, so hopefully it gets better ...

And, the husband & I are getting ready to move into the house we're going to die in ... He glares at me every time I call it that, but both of us are trying to deal with just getting old ... (He is 10 years older than I and going to retire in 5.  The house is closer to his work.  We lived real close to where I used to work, but they shipped the jobs to various countries with foreign languages ...)

So this Christmas is going to be spent moving and painting and getting rid of stuff ... lots of changes.

I am hoping that next semester all of this will be behind me.  Get my mojo working again ... Get out of this funk.

You take care though, too, Miss T!

This too shall pass.

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 10:06 PM (9H4ws)

704 Egad. Land's sakes. I've been reading the religion thread, making  pizza, and various other and sundry things and missed most of the ONT. Such is life.
 
Twilight = porn for chicks. Who'da thunk it. It's biggest in the South -- well, duh. You ought to see the Romance novel section at the local used book store. It's bigger than the rest of sections combined. I'm just sayin'.
 
Val Kilmer looks like an amoeba ready to fission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2011 10:06 PM (ENKCw)

705

Wasn't bad but coming out after Bebop and Outlaw Star being out didn't help

Posted by: The Dude at December 02, 2011 01:55 AM (M8yfa)


Cowboy Beebop was also pretty awesome. All my friends have corgis so it made me kinda giggle.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:06 PM (QNeKQ)

706

you can? BAD ASS!!! I am gonna tell him this first thing in the morning. hes been annoying the shit outta me, but this is pure awesome. ok. now HOW?

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 02:01 AM (QNeKQ)

 

kill it and then hit it with the Raise Dead spell. It then becomes your buddy. Also fun to use the spell on your dog if he dies on accident

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (M8yfa)

707 Ein is cool!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (vQfJ3)

708 Thor gets distracted if they're too far down, and he's editing now.


Heh,, Bless your heart for thinking of Thors career more then his.......

Your a  credit to voluptuous gingers everywhere...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (KZLoo)

709 That was one of the biggest problems with putting women on ships, not that they couldn't do the job, just that the relationships that go bad tend to go REALLY bad because the "combatants" could not escape each other. They are never more than 1000 feet away from each other on a carrier, and I couldn't imagine being on a smallboy with an ex. Murder!
Different departments would probably work out OK, as long as there was no interaction between them. Seriously, you don't think you do, but you really do need time away from each other as well as time with each other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (yh0zB)

710 Music IS magic. I can't hear Sweet Child of Mine without thinking of the LA County guy. I got sooo sick of him playing that song at the time (I never told him that of course!) but I smile now when I hear it.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:07 PM (SsG4J)

711 Hah, she's a cashier. I work in the back. We never even pass by, really. And yeah, she's super nice. Only drawback is she has two cats. I'm not good with animals, frankly.

Going on a date isn't "dating" someone, so it really wouldn't be that terrible? If it got serious, then maybe one of us would leave. I don't plan to stay there forever, anyways. She's in college at the moment, not a party girl...she works. I like that. Too many girls my age are going out every night.

Enough about my love life, I feel like a teenager. Hah! I could use new friends, so maybe I'll let it slide for awhile. It's cool to have friends at work.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:08 PM (sbtxl)

712 Right now, I have my eye on a co-worker...bad idea, I know.

Posted by: Crazee at December 02, 2011 02:00 AM (sbtxl)

Talk to ChemJeff.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:08 PM (4ixH5)

713 Another great manga series, IMO, is GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka).

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:08 PM (vQfJ3)

714

Posted by: Adriane at December 02, 2011 02:06 AM (9H4ws)

Eat your Wheaties!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:10 PM (4ixH5)

715 Ah, it's fun to be young. From what I remember about it.

Posted by: GGE is a mean old man at December 01, 2011 10:10 PM (yh0zB)

716 And now, fer real!
The eyes do seal,
With sleep divine,
And dreams and rhyme ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 01, 2011 10:10 PM (9H4ws)

717 And pretty much anything by Rumiko Takahashi is also awesome. Ranma 1/2, Urusei Yatsura, Maison Ikkoku...

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:10 PM (vQfJ3)

718 Adriane, you have a lot on your plate. It WILL pass...make sure you do some fun stuff in between all the drudgery!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:10 PM (SsG4J)

719 ""I went out with a 19 year old at 16, a 22 year old at 18. They both had "daddy issues", too. ""


I did that 22 year old thing when I was 18. I met her in a metal club. She didn't have daddy issues, she other issues actually. Still, it was fucking fun and I would do it again. lol

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 10:11 PM (fC7sO)

720 Twilight = porn for chicks. Who'da thunk it. It's biggest in the South -- well, duh.

Friggin' thing was filmed in Baton Rouge this time around and the whole region's been in estrogen meltdown.  A million middle-aged housewives converging on the city to view the section of pavement on which a high-school girl was knocked up with a wolf baby by a sparkly twink vampire.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 01, 2011 10:11 PM (W8x1p)

721 I didn't read that Twilight article, is it really biggest in the South? I'd have thought the Stackhouse books woud have been more popular in the south.


Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:13 PM (SsG4J)

722 And now, fer real!
The eyes do seal,
With sleep divine,
And dreams and rhyme ...

Posted by: Adriane at December 02, 2011 02:10 AM (9H4ws)

Burmashave!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:13 PM (4ixH5)

723 Crazee, I can't get into FPS games, either.

Rogue/NetHack is essentially a proto-neandertech 2D character based FPS that can run on an ASCII terminal powered by an old 8088.  I could spend hours playing it whacking Trolls and Kobolds.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 01, 2011 10:14 PM (g74GW)

724 I dated a 42 year old nurse when I was 24. It is a good education, if you can survive it. And if you can't...then it was an excellent education.

Goodnight Adriane, sleep well and wake.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:14 PM (yh0zB)

725 I got a chuckle out of that samurai sword video when the orchestra played the music from Kill Bill.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2011 10:14 PM (ENKCw)

726

if you want something quick but totally awesome, Project Blue Earth SOS. Five hours of 50's sci-fi style bliss. Of course, you do have to love 50's b-movie sci-fi but it's awesome if you do

Currenly really cheap at Right Stuf for their 12 Days of Savings sale

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:15 PM (M8yfa)

727   
Posted by: Berserker at December 02, 2011 02:11 AM (fC7sO)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 02, 2011 02:14 AM (yh0zB)

Y'all are True Morons, that is for sure!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:16 PM (SsG4J)

728 Maison Ikkoku...

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 02:10 AM (vQfJ3)

Beautiful Dreamer is an excellent movie.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 10:17 PM (4ixH5)

729 More recently, I've really been enjoying The World God Only Knows.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:18 PM (vQfJ3)

730 Grim got me into watching Fighting Spirit and History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi. I love both of them and Kenichi is not only fun but has great fan service. I got him into Godannar. Talk about gingers with ridiculously huge tits! lolol. i loved how it didnt take itself too seriously.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:18 PM (QNeKQ)

731 Y'all are True Morons, that is for sure!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:16 AM (SsG4J)

Yes I am. And of course, the nurse was a redhead...mmmm...I just can't quit them...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:18 PM (yh0zB)

732 'Night Adriane

Hah GCE, nice work. I flirted with a teachers assistant in High School. She was 27. I thought she was just being nice to me, I had confidence problems and I hung by myself. Only had three friends.  In retrospect...well, reading those stories of High School teachers with boys kind of depressed me for awhile. My school days could've been a LOT different.

 I wonder if I can find her, actually. I wonder if she ever got in trouble with a kid.

 

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:18 PM (sbtxl)

733 I didn't read that Twilight article, is it really biggest in the South? I'd have thought the Stackhouse books woud have been more popular in the south.
 
I didn't read the article either MissT. But there was a color coded map shown ranking the popularity by state, with red being 'very popular'. The South was covered in red.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2011 10:18 PM (ENKCw)

734 History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi is good! I'm not familiar with Fighting Spirit, though; I'll have to look for that.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:19 PM (vQfJ3)

735 Bean, it's not so much that I care about his editing....he has just told me flat out to keep it buttoned up. He has been bossing me within an inch of my life lately and I do not know what to do about it.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:20 PM (SsG4J)

736 Grim got me into watching Fighting Spirit and History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi. I love both of them and Kenichi is not only fun but has great fan service. I got him into Godannar. Talk about gingers with ridiculously huge tits! lolol. i loved how it didnt take itself too seriously.

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 02:18 AM (QNeKQ)

 

you would love Ikki Tousen if you haven't seen it before but it's hard not to like that series. Good fights and a fuckton of fanservice

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:20 PM (M8yfa)

737 Unlike the lyrics in that Dylan tune, I was so much younger then. I'm older than that now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:20 PM (yh0zB)

738 Ranma is so old school i have some on VHS! you know i have seven samurai and i really liked that one as well.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:21 PM (QNeKQ)

739 Oh, and Hetakoi is another great recent series, but I haven't been able to find new chapters for a while now. Makes me a sad panda.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:21 PM (vQfJ3)

740 GoRemy- Teardrops on my Kabob

http://tinyurl.com/3notmwg

Just finished watching a bunch of his videos. That's some good Squishee.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 01, 2011 10:22 PM (+Yq3m)

741

GGE,

made it to any IDPA or USPSA pistol matches?

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 10:23 PM (Sdl9x)

742 Dentist's appointment tomorrow. Yay me. Just a regular checkup so it shoudn't be too bad.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:23 PM (yh0zB)

743 You can read some of Hetakoi here (NSFW) http://www.goodmanga.net/472/hetakoi

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:23 PM (vQfJ3)

744 GGE, God bless ya. You are good for a Ginger's ego!!!

Gnu, I thought the blue was the more popular. Just skimmed the bit about Utah, I guess.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:24 PM (SsG4J)

745 Nope jake, not yet. Someday. After the holidays I'm going to get into the VMBAR matches with the Ariska and the Mosin though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:24 PM (yh0zB)

746 Oh, and Hetakoi is another great recent series, but I haven't been able to find new chapters for a while now. Makes me a sad panda.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 02:21 AM (vQfJ3)

 

didn't sell but scanners took over

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:24 PM (M8yfa)

747 Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:24 AM (SsG4J)


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:26 PM (yh0zB)

748 newish anime I've been digging has been Hell Girl and Corpse Bride

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:27 PM (M8yfa)

749 I spent three hours watching youtube videos and surfing TVtropes. Yep, my life is sure busy right now.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:27 PM (sbtxl)

750 I did that 22 year old thing when I was 18. I met her in a metal club. She didn't have daddy issues, she other issues actually. Still, it was fucking fun and I would do it again. lol

Posted by: Berserker at December 02, 2011 02:11 AM (fC7sO)

I've never gone out with anyone younger than I was.

Gf in college -- three days older.

After I graduated, three years older.

At my first job, 7 years older.

A while later, 11 years older.

I didn't like the way the trend was going, so I sat out a few years.

I've been hitched up with a gf just one year older for over two decades now, so I suppose that works.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 10:28 PM (kaalw)

751

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 02, 2011 02:24 AM

 

Sweet

 

Had to Bing VMBAR

 

what is the max distance for VMBAR?

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 10:28 PM (Sdl9x)

752 durr, Corpse Princess not bride

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:29 PM (M8yfa)

753 So I have tickets for the company Christmas party and now my sister has talked me into going to Iowa instead to see the folks. Just as well I suppose. I'm missing the Mustang club Christmas party, too, but at least my double-secret probation is over. I'm driving the Subaru this time, not the Mustang. Iowa in the wintertime is not a good place for drop-top Mustangs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:29 PM (yh0zB)

754 Yume de Aetara is another series I really liked. Oh, by the way, the creator of that series is that rarest of creatures, a Japanese Christian.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:29 PM (vQfJ3)

755 He has been bossing me within an inch of my life lately and I do not know what to do about it.Posted by: MissTammy


Three thing come to my mind.. Handcuffs (while he's sleeping), Tickle (treat until gives up), and Signed Contract...with your demands...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 10:30 PM (KZLoo)

756

what is the max distance for VMBAR?

Posted by: jake at December 02, 2011 02:28 AM (Sdl9x)

200 yds. I'll have to shoot the Arisaka at the bottom of the target but the Mosin will go dead to the middle. I'm expecting to do better with the Nazi killer because I don't have to use Tennessee elevation on it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:31 PM (yh0zB)

757 Three thing come to my mind.. Handcuffs (while he's sleeping), Tickle (treat until gives up), and Signed Contract...with your demands...

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 02:30 AM (KZLoo)

wow beaner do you want her to meet an ugly end? i thought you were her friend!

if i tried that i would be unlikely to survive step 1, but if i did step 2 would end in horrible ugliness, and step three would not happen.

hmmmm. you just want her single, dont you?

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:35 PM (QNeKQ)

758 There's a chance he might like it, but that would somewhere else entirely...

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:36 PM (sbtxl)

759 cthulu, that year-older thing seems to have worked out well for ya!

GGE, seeing your folks will be good. I lost my MIL in May, and I am missing her terribly. There's only so many holidays left, you know?

Bean, you're thinking much nicer than me. I was leaning more towards Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:38 PM (SsG4J)

760

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 02, 2011 02:31 AM

 

I didn't get a chance to shoot the M44 over T-Day

 

Sign up for some IDPA or USPSA.  Your pistol skills will skyrocket.

 

It does not 'do' tactics, but your skills will increase.

 

 

I gotta go to work

 

see ya

Posted by: jake at December 01, 2011 10:38 PM (Sdl9x)

761

hmmmm. you just want her single, dont you? Posted by: gushie


I have been wanting to move South Gushie...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 10:38 PM (KZLoo)

762 I'm looking at getting some soft points for the Mosin, and maybe some SST's for the Arisaka, for hunting. I have a friend who has a bit of land down around the lake that he says is over-run with Bambi's kin. FMJ's are not outlawed for hunting in NC, but they aren't a good hunting round, and that is all I have for all of my rifles.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:40 PM (yh0zB)

763 NIght,jake!

LOL, Gushie.....I think bean likes the dainty Asian ladies..

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:40 PM (SsG4J)

764 I made the notation at TVTropes that Noriyuki Yamahana is a Japanese Christian, and then I saw someone on the MangaFox forums referencing it. It was kind of mind-blowing to see my own writing referenced in an argument.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:41 PM (vQfJ3)

765 Good night, Jake!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:42 PM (vQfJ3)

766 Bean, I do  live just a few miles from a lake...it's not huge, just 500 miles of shoreline, but there's a larger one a little further down the road.

Not sure what constitutes a good sailing lake, though. These are fishin lakes.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:43 PM (SsG4J)

767 GGE, seeing your folks will be good. I lost my MIL in May, and I am missing her terribly. There's only so many holidays left, you know?

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:38 AM (SsG4J)

That's a fact. I haven't been "home" much in the past 25 years, only once in the past 12 (almost 13) years, so it's my turn to make a few trips. They have always come out to see me, but that trip is just getting harder on them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:43 PM (yh0zB)

768 LOL, Gushie.....I think bean likes the dainty Asian ladies..

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:40 AM (SsG4J)

bean doesn't know what he's missing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:44 PM (yh0zB)

769 Hi Kids,

anybody home?

Posted by: jc at December 01, 2011 10:44 PM (ufJKx)

770 I'll be going as well, I need to be at work in...six hours. I swear, I'm tired in the middle of the day but I can't sleep at night.

 Oh well, maybe I can get a quick nap at least. Tammy, merovign, GCE, Kratos...everyone...Take care, my friends.

Posted by: Crazee at December 01, 2011 10:45 PM (sbtxl)

771 ""Bean, you're thinking much nicer than me. I was leaning more towards Louisville Slugger.""



Maybe try a daedric warhammer. lol

Posted by: Berserker at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (fC7sO)

772 Goodnight Crazee. Nobody here but us chickens jc.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (yh0zB)

773 Good night, Crazee!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 10:46 PM (vQfJ3)

774 night Crazeee. it gets better. i promise.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 10:48 PM (QNeKQ)

775 Hah, GGE, you are a peach, thank you, but I am guessing bean ain't missed much!

Night Crazee, sleep well.

Hey jc!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

776 losing $50 in Tichu cash games means I need to go to bed

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2011 10:50 PM (M8yfa)

777 Which one of you Morons is gonna front me 5 ebony ingots???

Cuz Bers is right, I need me a Daedric Warhammer.

Maybe I will make that my Facebook Alias.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

778 bean doesn't know what he's missing.

Heh GGE,, to get to MissT I have to get thumped hard by Thormister.. even though I'm not getting any "dainty Asians" I'm getting to old to be taking thumppings..

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 10:55 PM (KZLoo)

779 807 Nobody here but us chickens jc.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 02, 2011 02:46 AM (yh0zB)

=========
My hero is a chickens

Posted by: jc at December 01, 2011 10:55 PM (ufJKx)

780 794 cthulu, that year-older thing seems to have worked out well for ya!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:38 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah. Taking a couple of years out of the scene right before that was probably a good idea, though. It was like I was chasing something that was farther and farther out of reach......and the indications were getting to be that it was "mom" -- which wasn't quite what I was hoping for. I needed to hit reset.

To put that into context, I've always been a little anachronistic -- I was at the young end of school admission and skipped second grade, so my "peers" were generally 1-1/2 to 2-1/2 years older than I was during my early years. When they became available, I ended up in "advanced placement" courses, which skewed things even more. In high school, I found that I related to some of the teachers more than most of my fellow students.

Now that I'm pushing 50, I've got "contemporaries" that are everywhere from their 20's to their 60's, especially with the internet. From my end, I appreciate the ability to blur the lines -- since the lines have never been in my favor, anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 10:56 PM (kaalw)

781 LOL, Gushie.....I think bean likes the dainty Asian ladies..

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:40 AM (SsG4J)

And who doesn't like dainty Asian ladies?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 10:59 PM (kaalw)

782 Gushie, are you here??!!! I have a new FB acct!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

783 817 Gushie, are you here??!!! I have a new FB acct!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:59 AM (SsG4J)

RIGHT HERE!

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:00 PM (QNeKQ)

784 I am Daedric Warhammer on FB!!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:02 PM (SsG4J)

785 ok I left you a friend request

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:03 PM (QNeKQ)

786 I have a new FB acct!!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 02:59 AM (SsG4J)

Link!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:04 PM (4ixH5)

787 cthulu, I have young friends and older friends, not near as many right at my age. Weird, huh? My first tow fellas were a year younger, but Thor is 7 years older, not as unusual for women,though.

And ALL y'all like the dainty brunettes better, this I know is true.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

788 WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I confirmed you both!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:07 PM (SsG4J)

789 Well, to be fair the Halo pistol was always WAY overpowered so it should be banned, at least with the scope.

Posted by: cackfinger at December 01, 2011 11:07 PM (a9mQu)

790 oh wow now miss Tammy can wander thru my life and look at all the little fuzz butt kittens! because i take pix of them too.

Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:08 PM (QNeKQ)

791 I confirmed you both!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 03:07 AM (SsG4J)

\m/

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:08 PM (4ixH5)

792 oh wow now miss Tammy can wander thru my life and look at all the little fuzz butt kittens! because i take pix of them too.

Posted by: gushie at December 02, 2011 03:08 AM (QNeKQ)

All I have are random pics that make me el oh el.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:11 PM (4ixH5)

793 I love fuzz butt kittehs!!!

Robert, what is that symbol meant to be,I keep meaning to ask you...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:12 PM (SsG4J)

794 I will try and post some pics, but I promised His Royal Fucking Highness I wouldn't put anything personal online any more.

I ought not to have promised.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)

795 what is that symbol meant to be,I keep meaning to ask you...

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 03:12 AM (SsG4J)

Symbol?

The \m/ thing?

Throwing the horns!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

796 Fold down your middle and ring fingers, and put your thumb over them, with your index and pinky fingers extended. That's the symbol Robert posted.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 11:18 PM (vQfJ3)

797 I ought not to have promised.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 03:14 AM (SsG4J)

If you want I can just tag you on a bunch of pics with chicks with enormous jugs.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:18 PM (4ixH5)

798 Fuck!

I just had a million dollar idea!

Hello Kitty cigarettes.

Hello Kitty rolling papers.

Quick, someone pay me!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:19 PM (4ixH5)

799 I can just tag you on a bunch of pics with chicks with enormous jugs.

Yeah,,Thor didn't say anything about Other wimmenz boobeh pics... my vote go for it.. It will stand up in court..

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 11:20 PM (KZLoo)

800 Hello Kitty assault rifle:http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ywsch

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 11:21 PM (vQfJ3)

801 829 I will try and post some pics, but I promised His Royal Fucking Highness I wouldn't put anything personal online any more.

I ought not to have promised.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 03:14 AM (SsG4J)

I'm all for OPSEC when OPSEC is due. But it ain't a light-switch, it's layered.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 11:22 PM (kaalw)

802 even though I'm not getting any "dainty Asians" I'm getting to old to be taking thumppings..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 02:55 AM (KZLoo)

I hear ya.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 11:24 PM (yh0zB)

803

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 03:20 AM (KZLoo)

Miss Tammy is now a DD cup in a low cut red Sooners shirt.




Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 03:21 AM (vQfJ3)

Good gravy...

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:28 PM (4ixH5)

804 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 01, 2011 11:32 PM (vQfJ3)

805 Good night GT. I'm thinking of going that way myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 11:33 PM (yh0zB)

806 Yep, I'm out. See everyone tomorrow night. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 01, 2011 11:34 PM (yh0zB)

807 837 GGE

Heh heh,, Tobys got it...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 11:37 PM (KZLoo)

808 Miss Tammy is now a DD cup in a low cut red Sooners shirt.

Good job my man....I knew if anyone could get it done It would be you Robert...

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 11:40 PM (KZLoo)

809 I do my best!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2011 11:43 PM (4ixH5)

810 "Stacy Griffin, 15, liked frequenting chat rooms online.  One day, she met a funny, goofy boy who was deep and intelligent.  They talked all the time and eventually they decided they were going to meet up at a mall in Stacy's hometown.

Only when they met, Stacy realized he was no boy.

It was motherfucking Cthulhu.  Holy fucking shit!

Don't trust anyone you meet online.  You could regret it.

5,000 American girls lose their sanity to Cthulhu each year.  Stop online predation from Great Old Ones before it can start.  Educate your children about Cthulhu today."

Posted by: Robert - The More You Know at December 01, 2011 11:46 PM (4ixH5)

811 835 Hello Kitty assault rifle:http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ywsch

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 02, 2011 03:21 AM (vQfJ3)


WANT!!!!!!


Posted by: gushie at December 01, 2011 11:53 PM (QNeKQ)

812 5,000 American girls lose their sanity to Cthulhu each year


The crafty little critter should write a "how to" and join the 1%ers....

Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2011 11:56 PM (KZLoo)

813 845 "Stacy Griffin, 15, liked frequenting chat rooms online.  One day, she met a funny, goofy boy who was deep and intelligent.  They talked all the time and eventually they decided they were going to meet up at a mall in Stacy's hometown.

Only when they met, Stacy realized he was no boy.

It was motherfucking Cthulhu.  Holy fucking shit!

Don't trust anyone you meet online.  You could regret it.

5,000 American girls lose their sanity to Cthulhu each year.  Stop online predation from Great Old Ones before it can start.  Educate your children about Cthulhu today."

Posted by: Robert - The More You Know at December 02, 2011 03:46 AM (4ixH5)

Wait a confounded second!

There's funny, and satire, and there's horrible criminal activity. And I'm not too pleased about this post.

I'll cop to all sorts of "haunt your dreams" stuff, even though it doesn't really relate to how I got the Cthulhu monicker, but harassing the underage is NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY.

I've

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2011 11:57 PM (kaalw)

814 Couldn't find an Alabama hussy, huh??

Roll Tide Roll!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 01, 2011 11:59 PM (SsG4J)

815 #758

Back in the 80s, a friend of mine had a penchant for modifying game graphics, long before there was a formal modding scene. Epyx produced a commercial version of Rogue for several platforms with the Atari ST version having a more graphic approach than the traditional ASCII depiction. Each item in the game was a square of four character from a  custom set. The default character already had Church of the Sub-Genius messiah Bob Dobbs in a similar four four character block, so Tom's modded version of the game eliminated Bats in favor of a marauding Bob.

Posted by: epobirs at December 02, 2011 12:00 AM (kcfmt)

816 Robert, you need to get the fuck away from this before I get the mods involved. It is not funny to assert or imply that a fellow commenter has any connection with child abuse.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 12:02 AM (kaalw)

817 cthulu, I didnt take it as meaning kids. I think he just meant it in that general "mothers warn your daughters" kind of way!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 12:13 AM (SsG4J)

818 Wow, thread killer.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:20 AM (4SKYj)

819 And moving on, Hi Miss Tammy

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:23 AM (4SKYj)

820 I think he just meant it in that general "mothers warn your daughters" kind of way!


That's the way I was taking it but looking back and seeing the 15 might construe different thoughts.. Just this time of night it's usually us and da spam...

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 12:23 AM (KZLoo)

821

Yeah, It is kinda late/early.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:26 AM (4SKYj)

822

I need to do some job searching for my fiance. She needs to change careers.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:27 AM (4SKYj)

823 Newt Gingrich is a fucking disaster in the making. He is going to be Obama's ticket to 2012.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 02, 2011 12:33 AM (z8HSj)

824 She needs to change careers.


Hey Jerry,,, She's not going for lifer??

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 12:34 AM (KZLoo)

825 Hey, Jerry! Didn't mean to ignore you, been chatting somewhere else!!

Night y'all! Or rather, good morning!

Posted by: MissTammy at December 02, 2011 12:39 AM (SsG4J)

826 Nite MissT

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 12:41 AM (KZLoo)

827 Good Night Miss

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:45 AM (4SKYj)

828 Why on earth does my fiance want to be a cop?

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:49 AM (4SKYj)

829 fiance want to be a cop?

She either likes guns/uniforms/or control...and it's a pretty popular move from the military..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 12:52 AM (KZLoo)

830 Yeah, She likes two of your listed criteria. And She's Prior Service.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:56 AM (4SKYj)

831

I think I found an opportunity for her.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 12:57 AM (4SKYj)

832 Just for everyone's delight and edification, I'm sending in a request for the deletion of 845 and 848, and a banning of (4ixH5).

It's up to the mods what actually happens, but there are some things that just aren't fun.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 12:57 AM (kaalw)

833 Hey Bean, she's not up for the constant deployments. She's finishing her 6 years. I can't argue with that. I only did 12. So her switch to police work means I don't have to be the spouse left behind.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:03 AM (4SKYj)

834 I don't have to be the spouse left behind

Yes Jerry we forget it works both ways.. and keep her in the "safe" police work if there is such a thing and if that's where she's going..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:09 AM (KZLoo)

835 She want's to be a cop. Safe is relative. I think it's safer for her in the army, the hazards are known and somewhat predictable. Police is just crazy sociopathic people that are eratic.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:13 AM (4SKYj)

836 867 Just for everyone's delight and edification,

I can fully agree with the deletions Cthulhu but the banning of someone who didn't mean any harm even if it was harmful seems extreme. at least think about the banning request.

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:13 AM (KZLoo)

837 Yeah, a verbal or written admonission should do it for Robert. It was a first infraction right? If not go straight to the kick in the nuts.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:18 AM (4SKYj)

838 I think it's safer for her in the army

Yeah she has the odds in her favor there.
and agreed no cop job is safe for real.. but forensic or investigative in business or fraud would be way better then beat or patrol type..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:20 AM (KZLoo)

839

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 04:57 AM (kaalw)

lol you're really serious?

Yeesh!  I reposted that from elsewhere, thought folks here would get a laugh out of it. 

My apologies, I shan't make that mistake again!

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

840 871 867 Just for everyone's delight and edification,

I can fully agree with the deletions Cthulhu but the banning of someone who didn't mean any harm even if it was harmful seems extreme. at least think about the banning request.

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 05:13 AM (KZLoo)

It's out. The mods can work out the details. I don't have anything against Robert, but that's not the sort of thing where a "hit and run" is appropriate.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 01:22 AM (kaalw)

841 at least think about the banning request.

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 05:13 AM (KZLoo)

I think he should go for it.  Really, I'm curious to see what happens.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:23 AM (4ixH5)

842 Bean are you kidding? She wants the batton so she can use it. Hell, she's aiming for the trifecta of a Domestic, Hate, Police Brutality Crime. Ha ha

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:23 AM (4SKYj)

843 but that's not the sort of thing where a "hit and run" is appropriate


True,, an apology would be in order since it has offended.

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:26 AM (KZLoo)

844 Hell, she's aiming for the trifecta of a Domestic, Hate, Police Brutality Crime. Ha ha


There's not going to be any calming that one down I can see... Not sure they'd want her on a OWS bust up unless they really want it busted up...

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:29 AM (KZLoo)

845 874

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 04:57 AM (kaalw)

lol you're really serious?

Yeesh!  I reposted that from elsewhere, thought folks here would get a laugh out of it. 

My apologies, I shan't make that mistake again!

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 05:21 AM (4ixH5)

I'm really serious.

Joke around about cannibalism, about sexual deviancy, about my appearance, age, or quaint notions, and I'll laugh along with you. Or just wince.

Don't EVER put me in the same paragraph as messing with kids.

I really, really, really don't want to put a damper on things, but there is a line that can't be crossed. I'd like to see you around for a long while, even if you do snag the magic number incredibly often....

Now I need to go send another email off to the mods.


Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 01:32 AM (kaalw)

846

She has more self control than that. She's never hit me, and I deserved it a few times.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:33 AM (4SKYj)

847 SOPA sucks and Lamar Smith (Republican) is a creepy weasel trying to let Hollywood and friends put a collar on the internet that they can jerk whenever they want. When is congress going to quit with the stupid?

Posted by: cackfinger at December 02, 2011 01:36 AM (a9mQu)

848 I think he should go for it. 

My thoughts are non suppression of speech is every bit as important allowing speech.. but that's just me..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:37 AM (KZLoo)

849 I can't vote against Lamar Smith BTW because I'm stuck in Lloyd Dogget territory. And I'm sure as hell planning to vote against him, assuming he's still in my district. But for God's sake let's stop handing the IP holders MORE power to fight their battles against piracy (and anything else they'd like to squash that they can get away with). No more copyright extensions, no more criminal penalties and barely any procedure takedown litigation threats. No more externalities or accessory cases. It's gone too far. Entertainment and big software already runs like a cartel as it is.

Posted by: cackfinger at December 02, 2011 01:41 AM (a9mQu)

850 IP holders MORE power to fight their battles against piracy (and anything else they'd like to squash that they can get away with)


Gestapo comes to mind.. and government control of any internet is a step to China style...haven't they (gov) screwed up enough already??

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:47 AM (KZLoo)

851 Hey Bean, when I'm done setting up an HF radio with a NVIS antenna to operate as a WAN I'll give you the freq so you can log in to my personal server. I'll run my own little internet. Ha ha

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 01:50 AM (4SKYj)

852

Don't EVER put me in the same paragraph as messing with kids.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 05:32 AM (kaalw)

Which I didn't actually do.  Dude, I can't help it if you use the name of a popular literary character on an internet forum, same way I can't help it, or predict, if you get things mixed up when said character comes up.  I'm pretty sure people here are reasonably intelligent enough to figure out that you, the AoSHQ weblog user that is you, are not literally one of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones and can't actually drive anyone insane much less 5,000 American girls each year.  Okay, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize that shit would touch a nerve with you.  But I need you to lighten up!

Make sure you ask that (F79HU) is banned as well, since that's also me and you want to cover all your bases.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:51 AM (4ixH5)

853 I'll run my own little internet. Ha ha

Kewl Jerry,,, just don't call it Ben and Jerrys I can't stand that name..and would be unable to use it.

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 01:53 AM (KZLoo)

854 883 I think he should go for it. 

My thoughts are non suppression of speech is every bit as important allowing speech.. but that's just me..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 05:37 AM (KZLoo)

I don't generally believe in suppression of speech. But, you'll recall the famous "shouting 'fire' in a crowded theater." There are a lot of things you can be accused of without legal and long-lasting problems.

Offhand, I can't think of a single thing that can cause as much damage with as little basis as an accusation of child abuse. It's an order of magnitude worse than gang-rape, and you can see the mischief that can follow from there with Duke Lacrosse.

Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence. Slander wasn't just invented yesterday -- if there are serious consequences to the object of speech, there should be serious consequences to the speech itself.

That said, Robert has said that it wasn't specifically malicious, and I'm inclined to believe him -- if only because that level of malice is repugnant to me. I'd be hard-pressed to think a fellow moron would stoop to the level as Nifong.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 01:54 AM (kaalw)

855 My thoughts are non suppression of speech is every bit as important allowing speech.. but that's just me..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 05:37 AM (KZLoo)

Oh yeah!  But I'm gonna run this proverbial Chevy Volt into the brick wall to see if that lightning bolt sparks.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 01:54 AM (4ixH5)

856

Make sure you ask that (F79HU) is banned as well, since that's also me and you want to cover all your bases.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2011 05:51 AM (4ixH5)

I'd only want you banned if you were intentionally or negligently conducting slanderous asymmetric attacks on people. You've said that it was an oops, and I'm ok with that. God knows I fuck up enough that I should value mercy over retribution.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 01:59 AM (kaalw)

857 I'm toast. Good night all.

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2011 02:01 AM (4SKYj)

858 That said, Robert has said that it wasn't specifically malicious, and I'm inclined to believe him

Honestly knowing he's known you and you him on other web sites for years I was surprised at the whole thing but in this age of internet forever you have to be careful of your tracks..

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 02:17 AM (KZLoo)

859 run this proverbial Chevy Volt into the brick wall

Hey I drive by a real one every day that's been there over 3 months in this green tard heaven.. I can probably get you deal on it. it's maroon and I know the head of sales...:0

Posted by: beanervt at December 02, 2011 02:20 AM (KZLoo)

860 Since nobody's asking, let me expand on that for a bit.

We've recently seen Barney Frank call it quits after 2013. Nobody seems to even notice that he's been found in contempt of Congress, that he's had boyfriends run prostitution rings out of Frank's apartment, run marijuana distribution out of the boyfriend's apartment, or engineer the demise of the MBS market while Frank was supposed to be ensuring its safety.

On the other hand, we've seen a mere accusation of rape from an addled drug-using stripper blow apart the lives of three young men in the Duke lacrosse case while throwing their team's season and causing their coach to be fired, in a case so weak that it actually caused blowback on the DA involved when it unraveled.

Clearly, there are some crimes where "innocent until proven guilty" applies, and some where -- in practical terms -- it doesn't.

Herman Cain is currently fighting his way through allegations of sexual harassment and improper liasons. It's torpedoed his Presidential bid without having any finding of facts. Seems a lot like "guilty until proven innocent".

And then we come to child porn, where "guilty until proven innocent" isn't merely the public perception, it's also the law.

So it seems like -- among all the sorts of things that can be easily forgiven that none of us would be caught dead doing.....like running a prostitution ring out of our apartment, cheating on our taxes, dealing drugs, lying to congress, sending our nation down the tubes, etc......there are things that it's merely enough to be accused of to suffer incredible hardships -- like rape, sexual harassment, and child porn.

Further, the burden of proof for sexual harassment, rape, and child porn is often turned on its head from a commonsense approach. Since there is little cost to false accusers, but massive disruption to those accused, these become asymmetric weapons of destruction in actual, criminal cases.

As such, they're really above and beyond the realm of casual conversation. It's not that the subjects are better or worse than the source of other jokes, it's that the disproportionate attention focused on them by the government makes them far more dangerous to the recipient than other jokes that might actually be more focused. If a joke about moustaches might result in beheading, it would be appropriate to steer hair-loss jokes more onto one's scalp.




Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2011 02:35 AM (kaalw)

861 'morning.

The video StreetSmarts PBS series was sponsored by BurgerKing about 30 years ago during Herman Cain's Philadelphia management (BEAMER sales program) in the 1980s, the business' investment/write-off in public education.

Consensual exploits left no evidence of his fat or missing lower lip.


Posted by: The Pirates Your Mother Fears at December 02, 2011 03:24 AM (lpWVn)

862 but the point was if you're backed into a corner, pick the douchebag you're most likely to win a fight against.

You forgot the last part of that which is "and make an example of them."

Posted by: GMan at December 02, 2011 04:16 AM (sxq57)

863 @198 If there's such a thing as reincarnation, I think I know where Andy Kaufman is.

Posted by: 666chevelle at December 02, 2011 04:54 AM (QjSgY)

864 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: Encyclopedia Mythologica iBooks at December 02, 2011 04:25 PM (rqZsd)

865 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: The LEGO Ideas Book ePub at December 02, 2011 05:14 PM (Yl6rb)

866 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: The Soul Mirror AudioBook at December 02, 2011 05:43 PM (AiJJw)

867 "statistically you will end up dead."

Crap, statistically dead is probably just as bad as 'actually dead'.

Posted by: Kevin at December 02, 2011 06:55 PM (8wwlf)

868 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: Extra Virginity ePub at December 02, 2011 08:42 PM (AiJJw)

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