October 05, 2011
— Open Blogger Well, well, well. Look whose turn it is to provide your ONT entertainment tonight. ThatÂ’s right, little olÂ’ me.
What's that? You want a theme? I don't need no stinking theme.
The Best of Tobias Funke, the worldÂ’s first Analyst/Therapist:
GOBÂ’s Suits:
If you've never seen the show and you're interested, it's free on Hulu.
Cracked: Five Famous Hidden Song Meanings that are Total B.S. IÂ’m not so sure I believe CrackedÂ’s claim that Puff the Magic Dragon isnÂ’t about smoking Marijuana.
Michelle Obama visited Africa for six days back in June at a cost of $425,000+ to the tax payers. The First Lady brought along her daughters and listed them as Senior Staff. I feel as though we could have staged a coup in an African country for that kind of money.
Do Animals Know How to Smile? IÂ’m glad science is finally answering the tough questions.
Danged Republicans, always trying to keep the black man down by disenfranchising their vote.Â… oh wait. Feel free to play the "Imagine If a Republican Said This" game.
The Stupid Cat Song. [Warning:NSFW on account of all the swearing] I think it was made by the same guy who made the Cleveland Tourism Video
Apparently after the Rally to Restore Sanity there was an escalator malfunction in the D.C. Metro Subway system. I'm not sure what happened but it appears to be moving at warp speed. Maybe this escalator got it's hands on the Allspark. It starts around the 30 second mark.
Amy Walker does 21 Accents. I'm impressed.
I was trying to think of a creative way to work this into the ONT, but I've drawn a blank.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by music that makes me feel good:
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Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:03 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 05, 2011 06:04 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:06 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 06:06 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2011 06:06 PM (GULKT)
It costs $70K PER DAY for Muchelle to go to Africa,
marvelous
(good thing he 10 and 7 yo daughters were SENIOR ADVISORS, who knows the calamity if a Harvard grad was an advisor, may have ended in shark week.
Posted by: jake at October 05, 2011 06:07 PM (ltfvv)
Pretty sure couldn't get drunk enough for Rosie O'Donnel to blow me...
Take my man card now if that offends
Posted by: jake at October 05, 2011 06:08 PM (ltfvv)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 05, 2011 06:13 PM (ijjAe)
Marco Rubio is just keeping his powder dry until 2020 when the USA is really fucked.
And then he saves the day, because if the Mitt wins in 2012 and 2016 we are only 55% less fucked than in BHO won
Posted by: jake at October 05, 2011 06:13 PM (ltfvv)
My understanding is that if a chimpanzee is "smiling" at you it's actually a warning that it intends to rip off your face.
I love the stupid cat song.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:16 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:18 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Truman North prefers 'nom de guerre' at October 05, 2011 06:18 PM (I2LwF)
As an aside, you're doing the ONT wrong.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:18 PM (F79HU)
Now that we've been introduced, I'm thinking of what I want to hear Amy Walker say next.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 05, 2011 06:19 PM (CMkTp)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at October 05, 2011 10:13 PM
That puts them in felony territory with big ass bail, not a ROR misdeameanor about as serious as a parking ticket
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2011 06:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
That dude Cross is a left wing POS.
I know, and the show at times had left leaning jokes, but it was a funny show and wasn't dependent on left wing hackery.
No show made between 2001-2008 didn't reference the bush admin or current events in one fashion or another
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:20 PM (tEGzl)
that's only two strikes against you
(the first being your ridiculous love of hockey)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:21 PM (tEGzl)
Tell the media that it's too big to fix in a minute because the previous administrator left too big a mess to fix. Then go golfing. Works for me
Posted by: King Barry the SCOAMF at October 05, 2011 06:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 06:22 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: rockhead at October 05, 2011 06:22 PM (ZMHGo)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 05, 2011 06:22 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 06:22 PM (fyOgS)
eh that's okay Ben
that's only two strikes against you
(the first being your ridiculous love of hockey)
The season starts Tomorrow!!!!!! I can't freaking wait.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:23 PM (tEGzl)
Excuse me, I'll be at the hospital bar......
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:23 PM (6IzzE)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 05, 2011 06:24 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at October 05, 2011 06:24 PM (rVfMa)
Who?
The name is slightly familiar...seem to have heard it somewhere....
Or am I confusing this person with Harold Stassen?
Never mind. Osama Obama is still a stuttering clusterf*** of a miserable failure, and I hope the mass exodus of several dozen Palinoids around the country won't stop us from replacing the Traitor-in-Chief's sorry ass next year.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 05, 2011 06:24 PM (YjjrR)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at October 05, 2011 06:25 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at October 05, 2011 10:24 PM (rVfMa)
so sayeth Mr. Yeti
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 06:25 PM (s7mIC)
Thanks, Ben. I hadn't heard that Arthur Conley tune in a long time. R&B at its finest.
Yeah, it's a great song and it's on my ipod. I love the old motown music. It just makes me feel good.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:26 PM (tEGzl)
And I suuuuuuuck at Asian accents. Oh, the irony!
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 06:26 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 10:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Jesus at October 05, 2011 06:27 PM (F79HU)
Did anyone commit seppuku at HA?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2011 06:28 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 06:28 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Hi Andrew Breitbart! at October 05, 2011 06:28 PM (9F2c1)
Arrested Development is the greatest television show of all time.
Excuse me, I'll be at the hospital bar......
well you have to drink that vodka once you open it or it goes bad.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:28 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 06:29 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Truman North prefers 'nom de guerre' at October 05, 2011 06:29 PM (I2LwF)
Dogs smile because they are mimicking us. They think they are human, you know. Barking may also be an attempt to copy human speech, I believe - it is a learned behavior, not instinctive.
I love that teddy bear picture. I think I will send it to my brother, who has two little itsy-bitsy girls.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 05, 2011 06:29 PM (MSCON)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 10:26 PM
I dunno, I thought your accent from the Full Metal Jacket looked good in writing ...
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2011 06:29 PM (Y+DPZ)
Take some Nyquil and go to sleep hugging a teddy bear.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at October 05, 2011 06:30 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2011 10:28 PM (ENKCw)
One would hope the entire site collapsed under the weight of all the bodies after drowning in a sea of delicious salty tears.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:30 PM (F79HU)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86zs_x2tCA
Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2011 06:30 PM (dZ756)
Liza Minnelli + Vertigo = WIN
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:30 PM (6IzzE)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:31 PM (6IzzE)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 05, 2011 06:33 PM (7EV/g)
Do they have Alliance-approved assistants? Then no magic.
Posted by: BeastModeRadish at October 05, 2011 06:33 PM (lGVMg)
Yep. Benadryl does, too. My mother takes it to sleep, but it keeps me up for days.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:33 PM (SsG4J)
Sorry, OT but it bears repeating only because this is the way I think, and of course I am drunk.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 05, 2011 06:34 PM (lLxs/)
"Redeemed"
"Redeemed" was written by singer-songwriter Harry Farcas, and sold to
the band. Other band members are listed as authors, due to their input
in the arrangement. "Sir Rastus Bear" was Farcas' pet Saint Bernard.
Farcas is now an Iridologist in Southern California.
From "Wikipedia"
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 05, 2011 06:34 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 06:35 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 10:31 PM
It makes me go to Wall Street to demand free peanut butter soda, free anal probes, and the return of Shatner and the original cast for the next Star Trek movie
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2011 06:35 PM (Y+DPZ)
Yeah, it's a great song and it's on my ipod. I love the old motown music. It just makes me feel good.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 10:26 PM (tEGzl)
I'm with you Ben. I could listen to Motown all damn day.
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2011 06:36 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: stace at October 05, 2011 06:36 PM (lYlx9)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:36 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 10:31 PM (6IzzE)
The Nyquil PM knocks me right out for the night. I love that stuff when I get a cold.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 06:36 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Georgette Mosbacher at October 05, 2011 06:37 PM (OcmPS)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 05, 2011 10:34 PM (lLxs/)
True enough. Breast cancer survival rates are pretty damn good, no? But noone likes mutilated titties.
Pancreatic cancer is a virtual death sentence. By the time it's recognized, I understand, it's usually in its terminal stages.
Bad shit that is.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:37 PM (F79HU)
Pancreatic cancer is deadly because its progression is fast and stealthy - usually it is only diagnosed at the stages when no treatment options are available.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 05, 2011 06:37 PM (aD5Kx)
It's an urban legend, pay no attention to what teh doggie tells you
Posted by: the kittehs at October 05, 2011 06:38 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 10:35 PM (QNeKQ)
WOOHOO!
*Claps*
How are the horsehs and kittehs?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:39 PM (F79HU)
It'll knock me out for exactly 6 hours, but not completely out--I'll have insane hallucinatory dreams. Feels semi-recreational sometimes.
Posted by: BeastModeRadish at October 05, 2011 06:39 PM (lGVMg)
Posted by: stace at October 05, 2011 10:36 PM
We'll expose him just like we exposed Bono!
Posted by: Randy Marsh at October 05, 2011 06:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 06:40 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:41 PM (6IzzE)
It's an urban legend, pay no attention to what teh doggie tells you
Posted by: the kittehs at October 05, 2011 10:38 PM (Y+DPZ)
It's an actually condition caused when cats scratch you. Nugent got it when he had sex with a tiger.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 05, 2011 06:41 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 05, 2011 10:33 PM (7EV/g)
i have just had it. got it from a cat bite. it doesnt make cats sick with it.
doxycycline fixes you right up. it can have almost no symptoms or make you nasty nasty sick. I was very nasty nasty sick.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 06:42 PM (QNeKQ)
Thanks, whomever you are, for the ONT tonight.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 06:42 PM (Zgfnd)
Anywho, can't stand it. I will take it and I will wake up every hour for the entire night and then feel bad the next day because I slept so poorly.
If I need some sort of 'Quil I take Dayquil. Same shit without the bad affects.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:43 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 06:43 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2011 10:42 PM (loM0R)
Yup, they arrested some in Seattle tonight. Made them take their tents down. Actually I believe the cops helped them with the taking the tents down.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 06:43 PM (MtwBb)
This.
I'm also annoyed by "raising awareness." There might be a half-dozen Americans who were in a coma for ten years and woke up since last October unaware of the existance of breast cancer, but everyone else knows. Nagging at me to purchase pink versions of shit I already own accomplishes nothing.
Posted by: BeastModeRadish at October 05, 2011 06:43 PM (lGVMg)
Hi, darlins! Helluva ONT, open blogger person. Start with Rubio and load up with the goodies. Very impressive and much appreciated
Person? I've believe we've met before peaches!
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:44 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2011 06:44 PM (9Lm5R)
Warning, may contain nuts! Great British Bake Off viewers shocked by 'explicit' image of male squirrel
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2011 06:45 PM (WRtsc)
Here is the lyrics, plus the song.
http://tinyurl.com/3hbqpar
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 05, 2011 06:45 PM (lLxs/)
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2011 06:46 PM (WRtsc)
I hate every iota of this damn process. WTF drugs were they taking when they made the rules for buying a house?
This shit is rigawdamndiculous.
OK. All better.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 06:46 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2011 10:45 PM (WRtsc)
Heh, there was an episode of SP parodying "shock-news" and Cartman and the gang sans Kenny did an expose about kids getting high from cough medicine.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:47 PM (c0A3e)
Thanks, whomever you are, for the ONT tonight.
my name is in the title.
Sheesh. What's a guy got to do to get some recognition around here? Put my name in the title?....oh wait.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:47 PM (tEGzl)
omg, omg, it's the cutest thing evah!!!
HI, CHEMJEFF!! Are you feeling better?
My ex-loser-husband and I were total Nyquil addicts for quite some time. Every night before we went to bed we'd have ourselves a hit. And, we were huge potheads, so I dunno, there was just something about it that we liked, lol!
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 06:47 PM (/ybwc)
that's hawt
Posted by: Barney Frank at October 05, 2011 06:47 PM (s7mIC)
Obviously, no link for the histrionic wannabe OB-GYN. Freakshow, that one.
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (6IzzE)
It must be International Squirrel Season; there have been several acting up at the baseball playoffs in St Louis.
Speaking of which, where is Mallamutt? I wanna discuss how Opie gave up a granny in the first inning.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 10:33 PM (SsG4J)
I take that shit and my legs start twitching like crazy
Oh and "Guten Abend"
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (uVuwp)
That explains the howling whenever the SCoaMF is on TV.
Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and Non-Apple User at October 05, 2011 06:48 PM (GTbGH)
I knocked myself out last night with Melatonin and Motrin
slept for something like 11 hrs
and now I have to go to bed soon so I can get up early to finish all the stuff that I have left to do
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 06:49 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: some dipshit libtard at October 05, 2011 06:49 PM (DGdxs)
Squirrels are proficient at protecting their nuts,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
If I were a Wall Street businessman in New York, I'd be more than a little worried about my safety. We have union cops watching union protesters. Not good. I hope private security is doing its job.
Too bad Giuliani's not mayor anymore.
Posted by: Palandine at October 05, 2011 06:50 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 10:44 PM (c0A3e)
Speakin' of squirrels....anyone see the squirrel that ran in front of the batter tonight in the Cards/Phillies game?
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2011 06:50 PM (X6akg)
This shit is rigawdamndiculous.
OK. All better.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 10:46 PM (4CSeG)
That's just your government protecting you. Loan docs used to be 4 or 5 pages, now they are 40 because lawyers learned that if can't prove you have notified the buyer of all of the consumer protection regs and potential hazards of buying a home the court would deem the contract unenforcable.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 06:51 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 10:31 PM (6IzzE)
no , but benadryl does that to me.
Posted by: willow at October 05, 2011 06:51 PM (h+qn8)
Sure did! I wonder if it's the same one from the previous night?
Roy sure tried to milk it.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 06:52 PM (6IzzE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2011 06:52 PM (loM0R)
Roy sure tried to milk it.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 10:52 PM (SsG4J)
There was one last night too?! I missed that.
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2011 06:53 PM (X6akg)
Yeah. Well. That explains the cold chills and pants-wetting fear I have.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 06:53 PM (4CSeG)
Thinking of taking the lad to a hockey game (NJ Devils / Prudential Center). Anyone ever take in a game there? Good place for young kids?
I can't speak to the Devil's arena, but I know hockey games are fun for kids. I got to take my 4 year old nephew to a game last year and we had a blast(and I spent like 40 bucks on food for him).
Occasionally you'll get a few people who swear loudly, but I'm sure he's heard it before.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 06:54 PM (tEGzl)
Here's a "poor baby" for you, sifty. But, look at the bright side, you will get a hell of a rate on your mortgage. And, as far as packing? Having moved twice in the last year, after 21 years in one place, you start out Packing the Perfect Box. Lovely descriptive labels. Perfect placement of your treasured possessions. Glowing with pride at your own fabulousness. As the clock ticks down, however, you reach the "fling it in and tape the damn thing shut" stage. Labels begin to read "random shit from bedroom closet." I recommend starting that stage as early as possible. Just fling and tape. You will thank me, even if your wife does not.
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 06:54 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: WarmMountain at October 05, 2011 06:54 PM (WiL57)
ops:Yep! Not quite as funny, but it did have some impressive dodging maneuvers. Too cute.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:54 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 05, 2011 10:52 PM
Figured it was a matter of time before they got bored with face painting and drum circles and life going on for the rest of the world. Some anarchists might have decided to start some shit too
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2011 06:55 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 06:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 10:52 PM (6IzzE)
Dayquil doesn't have the knock you out stuff in it so...no.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 06:55 PM (F79HU)
The video of that one today was hilarious.
Posted by: BeastModeRadish at October 05, 2011 06:56 PM (lGVMg)
It was little different in 2007. People get worked up about politics on a political blog; this time next year we'll be united against the SCOAMF.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 05, 2011 06:56 PM (SY2Kh)
We are starting out different this time. We don't give a shit right from the start. We call it Honey Badger Moving.
Hardest part is trying to get anything done with the little spider monkey Ruprecht running around.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 06:57 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 06:57 PM (/ybwc)
Oh and in the world of dogs, my dog is in the literal doghouse today because the damn bastard ate 5 pairs of my underwear. Some of my favorite pairs too.
My. Underwear. Stupid. Dog.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)
I keep thinking of that old Sega (I think) game Altered Beast...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 06:58 PM (c0A3e)
There's something in the meds they gave me for the vertigo that knocks me right out. But it doesn't help the vertigo at all.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 06:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh and in the world of dogs, my dog is in the literal doghouse today because the damn bastard ate 5 pairs of my underwear. Some of my favorite pairs too.
My. Underwear. Stupid. Dog.
Dammit- I told him "fetch", not "eat".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 05, 2011 06:59 PM (SY2Kh)
I keep thinking of that old Sega (I think) game Altered Beast...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 10:58 PM (c0A3e)
I assumed Transformers: Beast Wars.
Posted by: Robert the irredeemable nerd at October 05, 2011 06:59 PM (F79HU)
There's something in the meds they gave me for the vertigo that knocks me right out. But it doesn't help the vertigo at all.
I absolutely hate when medicines do that. And vertigo sucks, sorry you have to deal with that.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 10:58 PM (SsG4J)
sure it does, you don't get vertigo when you are sleeping silly.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 06:59 PM (MtwBb)
Give him some NightQuil
Or some Black Velvet Whiskey. That was my stepfather's "medicine" of choice whenever my sister or I were sick.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)
You are wise beyond your years, grasshopper.
And, PGiS, Buddy ate your panties? What the fuckity??? I would lose my mind, especially after sending the little goofball to college like you did. I'm so sorry . . . that is just beyond the pale.
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 07:00 PM (/ybwc)
It was little different in 2007. People get worked up about politics on a political blog; this time next year we'll be united against the SCOAMF.
Indeed. It's going to get pretty rough during the primaries. People will leave, but come mid 2012, I think we'll be unified.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 07:00 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:00 PM (SsG4J)
Reference from the movie Monsters Inc. Brewers have been employing it this season.
Fucking bums that they are. *hrmph*
Posted by: BeastModeRadish at October 05, 2011 07:00 PM (lGVMg)
Oh and in the world of dogs, my dog is in the literal doghouse today because the damn bastard ate 5 pairs of my underwear. Some of my favorite pairs too.
My. Underwear. Stupid. Dog.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 10:57 PM (RZ8pf)
the joys of Beagle ownership. Never leave anything in mouth grabbing range, even clothes. I've had a couple casual shirts ruined because I didn't throw them in my clothes hamper and watson decided the buttons looked tasty.
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2011 07:01 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 05, 2011 07:01 PM (otfJ1)
Oh and in the world of dogs, my dog is in the literal doghouse today because the damn bastard ate 5 pairs of my underwear. Some of my favorite pairs too.
My. Underwear. Stupid. Dog.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 10:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Would have gone really good with some peanut butter.
Posted by: PGIS' Dog at October 05, 2011 07:01 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 07:02 PM (s7mIC)
Did anyone commit seppuku at HA?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2011 10:28 PM (ENKCw)
They won't let me join.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 05, 2011 07:02 PM (otfJ1)
And, PGiS, Buddy ate your panties? What the fuckity??? I would lose my mind, especially after sending the little goofball to college like you did. I'm so sorry . . . that is just beyond the pale.
I know! The boy came running upstairs yesterday and said "oh, buddy is so cute he is curled up on the laundry" and I sort of shrugged because Buddy has been fairly well behaved lately so didn't really think anything of it. And then today I was in the kitchen and saw him dragging something and I was like "Buddy, what's that?" And then I realized it was my favorite pair of black lace underwear!
To be fair to the little creature, since school started for the boy I've been gone more during the day and so I suspect he is having a bit of temper tantrum and expressing his displeasure in a typical dog way.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 05, 2011 07:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 05, 2011 10:30 PM (lLxs/)
Yeah, that was my thought tonight.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 05, 2011 07:03 PM (otfJ1)
One of my uncles also had pancreatic cancer and they were able to remove the tumor. Don't know all of the details, his wife is kinda goofy and doesn't really want much to do with his side of the family, but as far as I know he's doing very well.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 07:03 PM (Zgfnd)
ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle, my friend has a beagle, and he is an absolute underwear whore. He prefers the used ones from the laundry basket, but he'll take whatever he can get.
I was warned. I let my guard down. And my poor frilly panties had to pay the price.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Poor little guy is messed up enough without activating his Irish Drunk Genes.
I firmly believe that all those stolen Lucky Lagers I drank when I was 10 ruined my credit report when I was 25.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 07:04 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 05, 2011 07:04 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 07:05 PM (/ybwc)
No, he just really likes your underwear, especially the black lace ones. The aforementioned beagle prefers thongs.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:05 PM (SsG4J)
Makes me feel good when you pixels have some good luck. It's in short enough supply these days.
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 07:06 PM (4CSeG)
can't wait for the next time that tall lady person steps out of the shower
Posted by: Buddy the Puppy at October 05, 2011 07:06 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:06 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 07:09 PM (Zgfnd)
I'm a good little puppy! Honest. See how cute I am when I wag my tail and jump up happily.
*Hmmmm I wonder what Red Satin tastes like. Its only a matter of time*
*bark bark* I'm so innocent and I'd never do anything bad.
*mmmmm cotton*
Posted by: Buddy at October 05, 2011 07:09 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 10:07 PM (fyOgS)
That's da troof. I booked him for the morning show on 99X in Atlanta to promote an upcoming gig and maybe Arrested Development, and we dumped him after three minutes of unhinged anti-Bush ranting.
Posted by: Mister Christopher at October 05, 2011 07:09 PM (cjGZv)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at October 05, 2011 07:09 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Buddy the Puppy, hangin' with his homeys at October 05, 2011 07:09 PM (s7mIC)
Hey, PGIS, what's going on in your neighborhood and the prowler you had a while back? They catch him?
Nope. And a house around the corner next to a friend of mine's house got broken into last week.
I'm hoping that the fact that it is now raining and dreary will deter the late night criminal element.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Portnoy at October 05, 2011 07:15 PM (KROfR)
Posted by: sifty is avoiding packing boxes at October 05, 2011 07:15 PM (4CSeG)
Worst nightmares I ever had were caused by Inderal. I'd sleepwalk, too.
I was staying the night at a friend's house one night and went in to her parents' room, woke them up and told them that we should call the police because there was a man downstairs, carrying body parts around in a bucket. I had no memory of waking her parents up the next day, but I remembered the part about the guy and the bloody bucket vividly.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:16 PM (SsG4J)
Nope. And a house around the corner next to a friend of mine's house got broken into last week.
I'm hoping that the fact that it is now raining and dreary will deter the late night criminal element.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 11:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Did you get a gun yet?
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:17 PM (MtwBb)
Worst nightmares I ever had were caused by Inderal. I'd sleepwalk, too.
Side Effects: Somnambulism
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 07:17 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 05, 2011 07:18 PM (Ylosk)
Well you haven't taken me to yet, now have you?
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 05, 2011 11:18 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh nope I guess not. We should remedy that. I've been reading about break ins.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:19 PM (MtwBb)
Big boys should cry: College football players who shed tears have higher self-esteem, study shows
In one part of the study, researchers surveyed 150 college football players from two universities with an average age of 19.
(I didn't see any other experimental details in that story).
Yes, let's make a broad sweeping statement about the behavior and emotions of people who participate in college football with an N of 150, from only two pools of people. *sighs*.
I shed tears at this kind of perversion of science.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:19 PM (c0A3e)
Case closed.
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 11:19 PM (/ybwc)
Go read insty. I did't click the link but there was a pretty good read about jobs and how he relates to current events.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:20 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Buddy the Puppy, hangin' with his homeys at October 05, 2011 11:09 PM (s7mIC)
my dog waldo used to lie in a pile of my dirty laundry when i left the house and huffed my panties to comfot himself while his goddess was not with him. Inadvertant hilarious result i would sometimes come home and be greeted by a dog with panties on his head.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 07:21 PM (QNeKQ)
Unless it's tears of joy because your team won the Rose Bowl, or the Superbowl.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:23 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: lu at October 05, 2011 07:24 PM (6IzzE)
It's pretty slow here tonight. I've been so busy at work during the day that I haven't been able to read or comment here much.
I've missed out on all the day fighting that I keep hearing about. Maybe people are burned out.
Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2011 07:25 PM (tEGzl)
Whining, though, that is a different story entirely. (see Vick, Michael)
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 07:25 PM (/ybwc)
Worst nightmares I ever had were caused by Inderal. I'd sleepwalk, too.
I was staying the night at a friend's house one night and went in to her parents' room, woke them up and told them that we should call the police because there was a man downstairs, carrying body parts around in a bucket. I had no memory of waking her parents up the next day, but I remembered the part about the guy and the bloody bucket vividly.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 11:16 PM (SsG4J)
me too. OMG. that shit was NUTS.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 07:25 PM (QNeKQ)
215 And there is no crying in football...
You are obviously not a Bears fan. We have been crying since 85.
Posted by: GMB at October 05, 2011 07:26 PM (wY55N)
That is utterly disgusting. These Westboro folks could use some old-testament smiting, as soon as possible.
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 07:27 PM (/ybwc)
I guess the RINOS get their champagne wishes and caviar dreams with next year being Rommey VS Obama. But on the other hand, I did get into the Old Republic beta.
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 07:28 PM (M8yfa)
Somebody should direct several JDAMs to the Westboro compound using an iPad.
Let them experience a bit of the hell-fire they wish on others first hand.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)
Case closed.
__________
Until recently, you couldn't patent software. Microsoft is a software company.
And I can't believe I'm defending Microsoft. I'm no Microsoftie.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 05, 2011 07:32 PM (6fER6)
S-C-O-A-M-F M-O-U-S-E
Sco-amf Mouse!
Sco-amf Mouse!
Forever let us hold the banner high! (High! High! High!)
Come ride with Urkel Bikepants and join the Jamboree
S-C-O-A-M-F M-O-U-S-E
Posted by: Splunge at October 05, 2011 07:34 PM (2IW5Q)
Bad thing is that as extreme as the Phelps family is, one can go to several mosques in the US and hear rhetoric only a step or two below the Phelps family's pap.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:35 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 07:35 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: joncelli at October 05, 2011 07:36 PM (YL3wr)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 05, 2011 07:36 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: CDR M at October 05, 2011 07:37 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 11:35 PM (M8yfa)
Is he the one that ended up broke and living in a little house in the desert or am I thinking of another partner that somebody screwed?
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:37 PM (MtwBb)
I miss the early 90s...
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)
Bright clothing and a "rap" that doesn't include references to ho's or bustin a cap in yo' ass. That may actually be from the late 80's though. When did Splash Mountain open?
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2011 07:39 PM (GULKT)
Charisma is nice, but in the real world you gotta execute. Jobs did that better than almost anyone.
Posted by: Splunge at October 05, 2011 07:39 PM (2IW5Q)
That's so romantic. Why not just call it "fapping" like the rest of us do?
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 07:39 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at October 05, 2011 07:40 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2011 07:40 PM (emmoC)
Finn should get to go to Disneyland again before we move.
Think you can help us make that happen?
plus it would be so cool for him not to be crawling in all the boxes.
Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2011 07:41 PM (4CSeG)
Cracked: Five Famous Hidden Song Meanings that are Total B.S. IÂ’m not so sure I believe CrackedÂ’s claim that Puff the Magic Dragon isnÂ’t about smoking Marijuana.
I like Hank Hill's response to that song. "Do you know what that song is about?! It's about a dragon."
Posted by: Z Ryan at October 05, 2011 07:41 PM (tsC/8)
No I haven't because I don't watch that much TV anymore. I have seasons 2 through 6 of Tales from the Crypt, what else does a person need?
I'll look this up though - thanks for the notice.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Holy shit, Splash Mountain opened in 1989! Damn, I thought for sure it opened in the 90s. The one at WDW opened in 1992. But that video looks like early 90s to me. I thought neon was a 90s thing.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 07:42 PM (YxBuk)
Hell to the yes! I shall email you shortly.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 07:42 PM (YxBuk)
Neutrinos. How do they work?
Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2011 07:43 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: CDR M at October 05, 2011 07:45 PM (Ybl9g)
Like so many, we haven't worked in years, we just zing around and try to be happy.
Posted by: Neutrinos at October 05, 2011 07:45 PM (/ybwc)
Is he the one that ended up broke and living in a little house in the desert or am I thinking of another partner that somebody screwed?
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 11:37 PM (MtwBb)
You're thinking of Ron Wayne who was the third co-founder that sold his stuff pretty much right after they started. Wozniak kept his stock
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 07:45 PM (M8yfa)
I want my Nobel.
Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2011 07:46 PM (4CSeG)
circling the bowl???????
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 05, 2011 07:46 PM (UqKQV)
I've heard Peter rebut that to my satisfaction in a recording of a live performance. He uses the Star Spangled Banner as a cross example of how any song could be ruined by such stupid analysis. He convinced me that the song is about children growing up and THAT'S IT. I'm sure I can get a copy of it if you want to hear it real bad.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 05, 2011 07:48 PM (GE1+K)
You're thinking of Ron Wayne who was the third co-founder that sold his stuff pretty much right after they started. Wozniak kept his stock
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 11:45 PM (M8yfa)
Ok thanks.
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:49 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 05, 2011 11:46 PM (UqKQV)
show wasn't that bad though
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 07:49 PM (M8yfa)
Is that the one with someone who looks like Jessica Lang, and at the end someone has been killed and some old lady sighs and says something like "You get the shovel, I'll get the bleach?
Because that cracked me up.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: toby928© at October 05, 2011 07:50 PM (GTbGH)
lol, I loved it. I didn't get all the game references, but...to Michael!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 07:50 PM (c0A3e)
and no, the FX show isn't bad; never said it was. It's actually interesting, but .....odd. The End of Western Civilization? maybe.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 05, 2011 07:51 PM (UqKQV)
You're doing fine fisking sociology, but don't leave out the Mead in Tahiti factor. After a generation or two of scholars snickered up their sleeves over the chance that "coming of age" there meant "boning Margaret silly," it came out that the Tahitians had a social custom that the Founder had not noticed when she wrote her um seminal thesis.
They're hospitable, and bound by customs of politeness. When a stranger asks a question, the polite thing is to give him the answer you think he wants to hear. So, on further enquiry years later, these fellows happily admitted to bullshitting the hell out of nice white lady, even though her questions were odd and stupid, and she left happy. Goodbye, science of sociology: wave as your ship sinks slowly into the sunset.
Also, I promised to make fun of DagnyWing Plover tonight. I just did.
Posted by: comatus at October 05, 2011 07:52 PM (NA+Ul)
Very odd: Men and women fapping openly on basic cable--on FX 'American Horror Story now
circling the bowl???????
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry
"But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller."
"Oh, it's the tide."
"Yeah. It's the dismal tide. It is not the one thing."
-No Country For Old Men
Posted by: Z Ryan at October 05, 2011 07:52 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Thread Glitches at October 05, 2011 07:52 PM (bxiXv)
"Redeemed"
"Redeemed" was written by singer-songwriter Harry Farcas, and sold to
the band. Other band members are listed as authors, due to their input
in the arrangement. "Sir Rastus Bear" was Farcas' pet Saint Bernard.
Farcas is now an Iridologist in Southern California.
From "Wikipedia"
///
I know that. BOC is my favorite band. I wanted you morons to listen to the song.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2011 07:53 PM (GTxXm)
My name is Amy Walker, and I'm from Chicago.
I'll give you a handjob for your first vote and
additional votes are negotiable
Posted by: al zimer at October 05, 2011 07:53 PM (HRGbI)
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Their sweet, salty tears are like balm to my spirit.
Plus, it's good practice for when the Paultards realize they're back a batshit crazy loser. That will be a beautiful moment
Posted by: Neutrinos at October 05, 2011 07:53 PM (/ybwc)
Finn should get to go to Disneyland again before we move.
Think you can help us make that happen?
plus it would be so cool for him not to be crawling in all the boxes.
Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2011 11:41 PM (4CSeG)
tell me what day. i want to go and see you once before you leave.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 07:55 PM (QNeKQ)
She's catching a bit of heat for using her iPhone to make that stupid tweet on twitter.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 07:55 PM (Zgfnd)
-No Country For Old Men
Posted by: Z Ryan at October 05, 2011 11:52 PM (tsC/
Great movie. "Signs and wonders". Notice how 'Llewelyn' is copying Tommy Lee Jones diction, etc
The title is part of the first line from William Butler Yeats' poem "Sailing to Byzantium". The full line is "That is no country for old men"Posted by: SantaRosaStan, but the levee was dry... at October 05, 2011 07:55 PM (UqKQV)
Holy shit, Splash Mountain opened in 1989! Damn, I thought for sure it opened in the 90s. The one at WDW opened in 1992. But that video looks like early 90s to me. I thought neon was a 90s thing.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 11:42 PM (YxBuk)
But its probably Disney trying to be hip and current and maybe even ahead of the times so they could be getting in early on those trends. So yeah probably in the range of 1989 - 1992 definitely.
Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2011 07:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 05, 2011 11:48 PM (GE1+K)
Either that or a AC-47 with miniguns and a 105 mm howitzer
Posted by: robtr at October 05, 2011 07:57 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 07:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 08:05 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: neutrino amnesty advocate at October 05, 2011 08:07 PM (oYLNI)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:08 PM (mRRji)
Lets just say they weren't exactly johnny on the spot with it.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 05, 2011 08:09 PM (GE1+K)
________
I think everyone's over at HotAir pointing at the commenters and going "HA HA".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 05, 2011 08:09 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: bosk at October 05, 2011 08:11 PM (AFcK1)
Thanks, bosk. I do what I can.
Breaking Bad is on Netflix streaming if you're foolish enough to have not watched it.
Posted by: Z Ryan at October 05, 2011 08:12 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 05, 2011 08:13 PM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Z Ryan at October 05, 2011 08:13 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:15 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 05, 2011 08:15 PM (bxiXv)
288
no way!
Can't the govment's just make more money, that way they won't run out when I need social security in 35 years..........
Posted by: jake at October 05, 2011 08:18 PM (ltfvv)
"If the hot chicks name is Mirage thats a fucking clue!"
"If you are on a volcanic island in a bubble car, after fighting a giant robot, then something upst be up... or you are in a bond movie. One or the other."
"Gushka, something is definitely up."
"OMG ITS THE GINGER FANBOI!!!!!"
LOLOL its been like this all evening with him. he should be a moron.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:18 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:19 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:26 PM (QNeKQ)
WWWWHHHHOOOOO-HHHOOOOOOO,
3rd Quarter and my1st play is "Option 76, Hail Mary, slant right to the end zone!!
"GOING FOR IT ALL!!!!"
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:26 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:27 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:29 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:32 PM (mRRji)
Yes, Richard, what ARE you doing?
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 08:34 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:36 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 12:20 AM (ZDUD4)
you remember Reath Automotive and Keith Black engine blocks? Those guys were like my uncles. i grew up in the speed shop at Reath Automotive and old Joe and Dellie were like family to me.
And yeah this guy is a kick. its good we all have each other. he was complaining the other day he ran my face thru interpol and it didnt show squat. he got bupkiss. hes still amazed. yup. Gushka really only leave the country to look at horses and then she goes right home like a good girl.
i think hes really glad he has me too. Grim and Howco are kinda like junkyard dogs rescued from the pound.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:36 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gushka,
Hey Gushka,, was heartened to hear the trooper's moral being boosted by technology and the Incredibles... I liked them too..
speaking of planting plants we have our first frost warning tonight for 31degrees.
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 08:37 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 06, 2011 12:29 AM (mRRji)
i love the really big irises Richard, and i got addicted to the odd facy coloured ones. SO now i get these deep blackred/orange ones, and black ones. i plant them under my dogwood and in my garden walking up to the front door.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:40 PM (QNeKQ)
Aye matey, it be solitude and sustenance *rum* you be needin...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 08:41 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:43 PM (ZDUD4)
This is my fav ground for pretty much everything related to posting anywhere, anytime so now... shoot, I just confessed did I not?
Dang..now ya know...
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:44 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Lisa at October 05, 2011 08:45 PM (3AnLn)
Posted by: Gushka,
Hey Gushka,, was heartened to hear the trooper's moral being boosted by technology and the Incredibles... I liked them too..
speaking of planting plants we have our first frost warning tonight for 31degrees.
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:37 AM (KZLoo)
well Grim is taking a test for SSgt.
the friend watching movies doesnt work for the USMC any more. Different organization. This is the one that got shot on AF/PAK border and is still goin on about how they were trying to shoot his dick off. His job is a little more interesting that Grim's is. Thats why hes NOT my boyfriend. But i am very very fond of the big old lug.
he is a crazy man. but hes my favorite crazy man.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:46 PM (QNeKQ)
Big love to you, Oldsailor. And prayers . . . you and your family are on the list, effective now. Sorry about your SP disappointment, but I do believe she is correct, her greatest value in this is to be on the sidelines. Like a sniper.
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 08:47 PM (/ybwc)
Last July, representatives of the Florida-based Hispanic national television network contacted the Florida Republican to urge him to appear on "Al Punto," a Spanish-language talk show whose host, Jorge Ramos, is a loud proponent of amnesty for illegal aliens. Like most Americans, Rubio is no amnesty proponent and said no to an appearance on the show.
But Univision wouldn't take no for an answer. Instead, the ambitious television network that reaches 10 million Spanish-language viewers in the U.S. set a new low in journalism, with extortion worse than tabloids.
According to the Miami Herald, a 45-minute conference call was then arranged July 7 and Univision's president of news, Isaac Lee, made Rubio's staff an offer he couldn't refuse: Lee's investigative team had dug up some dirt on Rubio's brother-in-law — a 1987 drug arrest — and offered to spike it if Rubio would appear on "Al Punto."
Posted by: Neo at October 05, 2011 08:49 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:50 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 10:06 PM (fyOgS)
RACIIIIISSSTTTT
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at October 05, 2011 08:50 PM (pVjSh)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 12:43 AM (ZDUD4)
oh wow, man. that is a lot to have to field all at one time. stay strong and know i will be thinking of you, and i will pray for you. A LOT.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:50 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 08:52 PM (ZDUD4)
Prayers for you and your family, too, and for the doctors treating your son.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 08:54 PM (Zgfnd)
Best of luck to Grim,, he deserves it and I'm sure he'll get it.. they like leaders.
I was wondering if that was the guy who was shot.,, he's up and back in it all ready?? must be good money..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 08:55 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Georgette Mosbacher at October 05, 2011 08:58 PM (OcmPS)
We mostly raced Pro Stock, Sox and Martain, Bill Jenkins, Gapp and Roush (Yeah, that Jack Roush, he started as a drag racer). I had my first car when I was 16. It was a 77 pro gas Camero. 9.90 index. When I look back I am sometimes Bitter that I had no childhood, yet what I did have, others always envied. Is what it is I guess.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 12:50 AM (ZDUD4)
then you GET IT. I grew up underfoot with Jim and Joe and uncle Keith. You probably know my stepdad. He held a speed record in the sixties with them. hahaha. whenever i crashed my car 86 camaro i used to slink out to joes and call my dad from there cuz i knew he wouldnt kill me in front of his friends.
well one sunday i fucked up in the wrong part of town. and i drove the damn thing right under a truck and bent the hood. it was ugly but nothing horrid. so i just went on home closed the garage, told dad i "was having a little trouble with the hood," and then went upstairs and locked myself in my room.
when my dad told Joe the story i thought he was gonna bust a gut.
and yeah hes likely the reason my family gave me to the Marine to raise and didnt kill me trying to do it themselves. And thats the story about how i moved in with the riding coach and became part of his family. Cuz old joe and kieth were over by the eq center every weekend on their trips to the swapmeet every weekend. They knew where i needed to be and where id do ok. and he was the only person with the juce with dad to convince it it would be all right.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 08:58 PM (QNeKQ)
This is hard for me to say, and since I have not "tipped the jar" it is even harder, but such is my life at the present.
All of you Decrepit, Hobo slaying, Val-U-Rite slogging,.meme crushing, sock puppeting, fapping, ...pieces of fisheses....docu-denting...smelly-Y-Tube whores...next to my family
I love you all
good night!
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 05, 2011 08:59 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: Peaches at October 05, 2011 09:00 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 09:01 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor
That's a really good self discipline check. I went 18 years dry and then started slowly thinking I had control but didn't. I'm back off the sauce cause I can't control it. Good for you for doing it and sorry to hear of your problems. that's when alcohol likes to take over.
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 09:01 PM (KZLoo)
I'm only a quarter of the way through my bottle of Makers Mark. Ask again in an hour.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 05, 2011 09:01 PM (Jl4kG)
Ehh WTH, when it comes to ass, the worst piece I've ever had was excellent. Knock yourself out.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 05, 2011 09:01 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:55 AM (KZLoo)
he just cant do anything else. people who have a certain MOS really cant stop. his family was killed by a drunk driver nearly 17 years ago. i think hes got his dad and me and his job and vodka.
and thats it in all the world. SO he just keeps workin. he said hed quit this last time he got shot and that lasted all of about 10 days.
he was back workin before the damn would was fully healed.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:03 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: GSain at October 05, 2011 09:08 PM (RsEb8)
Posted by: Georgette Mosbacher at October 05, 2011 09:11 PM (OcmPS)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:15 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 09:16 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 09:18 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gushka,
I hear ya,, It's kinda sad that our fiercest heroes are also the loneliest,, but even like me, prefer a few select confidants disregarding the rest of society.. It;s a way of life here.
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 09:19 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Would have gone really good with some peanut butter.
Posted by: PGIS' Dog at October 05, 2011 11:01 PM (F79HU)
How you doin?
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 05, 2011 09:21 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 05, 2011 09:22 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 05, 2011 11:26 PM
(YxBuk)
Get off my lawn, little girl.
Posted by: Cranky Old Man Who Misses the '80s at October 05, 2011 09:22 PM (6OqLo)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 06, 2011 01:20 AM (ZDUD4)
it's okay, we can toast together when Rommey is our nominee
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 09:23 PM (M8yfa)
Dude (may I call you Dude?), as much as you were in the tank for Palin, you are/were agnostic compared to some of those at HA. They were downright creepy.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 05, 2011 09:24 PM (Jl4kG)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:24 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:27 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 01:19 AM (KZLoo)
then you know what he is and why hes what he is. And why we make room in our lives for him, since he asks so little and does so much. OMG hes an asshole, but hes such an amusing person and truely the greatest. but bless his heart the last time he was in town he sat in the diner and drank coffee all afternoon then didnt come see me cuz Grim wasnt home, and he wasnt sure if that was right and he didnt know what to say...
told him Next time get a big Starbucks cafe mocha Venti and knock on door. say "Coffee ma'am."
I will hand him an ashtray and he can sit on porch and smoke and i will drink coffee and nobody needs to say jack shit.
well that appealed to him. "I can just do that?"
yes dumbass you can. just dont throw the ciggie butts in my garden.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 09:27 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Cranky Old Man Who Misses the '80s at October 06, 2011 01:22
Well I sure the fuck miss the 80's, thats for sure.
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 09:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 09:30 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:35 PM (ZDUD4)
well that appealed to him. "I can just do that?"yes dumbass you can. just dont throw the ciggie butts in my garden. Posted by: Gushka
Hahaa that's a hoot and yes I got a idea what he does and why he is the way he is which makes him who he is.. thanks for being his friend as they do need to maintain a connection to friendly people regardless if they talk or throw their butts *which i'm sure he field strips anyhoo* where they want..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 09:37 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 09:37 PM (vQfJ3)
Alas, zombie Ronald Reagan will not be a candidate this year, and the field is set with Christie and Palin both saying "Nay" in the past 24 hours. I will vote for any of them, except Paul--because I really do not want someone I think might actually be clinically insane with the launch codes.
I don't think SP or Fat Mittens would have been good candidates for us in the long run, but I certainly sympathize with supporters of those two who are feeling crushed right now. I am interested to see who the more rabid SP supporters move to now--will they wait for her endorsement, or will they choose on their own? I assume most Fat Mittens fans will go to the original Mittens.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 05, 2011 09:39 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:41 PM (ZDUD4)
Hahaa that's a hoot and yes I got a
idea what he does and why he is the way he is which makes him who he
is.. thanks for being his friend as they do need to maintain a
connection to friendly people regardless if they talk or throw their
butts *which i'm sure he field strips anyhoo* where they want..
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 01:37 AM (KZLoo)
well we know he needs me. my farm is like a refuge. he is really careful about another mans turf, but we did make him a space as family.
but he does laugh at Grimmy and tell him if he doesnt quit now, to take a LOOONG look because he is Grims future. i think its too late. If Howcos wife had lived hed be different maybe.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 09:43 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 11:41 PM (c0A3e)
Season 1?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 09:44 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Georgette Mosbacher at October 06, 2011 12:58 AM (OcmPS)
Where were you when I needed you last night?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 09:47 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 01:44 AM (vQfJ3)
I'm hoping that it's stopping the potshots at any of our candidates, bringing up how much Obama sucks as often as possible, and rallying the TP portion of the base. Alas, she's been painted by the media to the point that she's likely too toxic to really recruit moderates to the cause, so might as well preach to the choir to make sure they're all itching to pull the ABO lever in 13 months.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 05, 2011 09:48 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 09:50 PM (ZDUD4)
Last night I wanted to have tits rubbed all over me.
Tonight were back to penetration, but it's more like I want to make sweet, hot, intense love. Like serious burning flames of passion fiery oo la la love making for hours and hours.
It sounds really good about now.
Someone facilitate this for me.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:50 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 06, 2011 01:48 AM (vNpDB)
This. Gingrich should do this, too.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:52 PM (4ixH5)
Someone facilitate this for me.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 01:50 AM (4ixH5)
dont they have really great gentlemans clubs in Texas?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 09:53 PM (QNeKQ)
My sexual energy clearly frightens people.
I am like the Super Saiyan of sex. My power is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:54 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 05, 2011 09:54 PM (vNpDB)
dont they have really great gentlemans clubs in Texas?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 01:53 AM (QNeKQ)
No sex in the Champagne Room.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
His wifes demise could be a factor but that may be why Grim would choose differently.. The more rank he attains will afford him more secure position to be in, if he want's and unlike Howcos position,, he has lot's to stay alive for..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 09:56 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 09:58 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 06, 2011 01:54 AM (vNpDB)
Now that I think of it Gingrich the talking head doesn't really stand out from the crowd of yammering assholes. I like Gingrich the political mover and shaker. There's someway his talents can be put to use for good instead of evil.
Has it been considered that with his brain for arcane parliamentary procedures that he could make a really good Senate President? Vice-President Gingrich? Hell, I'm convinced the 'Pubs not Perry or Romney are all basically running for Veep.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:01 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 01:59 AM (KZLoo)
Fresh from the uncorn's behind?
I'm there!
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:02 PM (4ixH5)
The only thing that sucks about getting a squish is that they don't go on the offensive. They don't make waves, they sit back and try to please everybody. They are like the mofos that buy a house and never really do anything about the damage from the former owner, they just live in it. The obama stench he will leave needs to be eradicated, and in order to undo it you need someone to go on the offensive, and every last bit of that stench needs to be removed, or else we are still fucked. I'm afraid a squish will just pass time, might not do any real damage, might improve things a tad, but the obama dents will be left all over the fucking car.
Palin had the balls to go on the offensive, thats for sure, but wouldn't have won, the press just savaged her too much. I like the roll she is in though, she is a great bomb thrower for conservatives and the establishment can't do a fucking thing about it.
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 10:03 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 05, 2011 10:04 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 05, 2011 10:06 PM (CZrbJ)
but i am sick and i do worry what would happen to Grim if something happened to me. Which makes howie laff, cuz Grim worries what would happen to me if something happened to him. He tried to dump me once worried that if we were married and something happened to him on deployment i would be dead inside of six months. Howie and Troll (who was once a combat weatherman i dated in 92 but who is now a happily married fat old man) told him they wouldnt let that happen and dont be a dope. if he dumped me for a dum reason, i would die of a broken heart of betrayal.
Grim wised up.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 10:07 PM (QNeKQ)
but i am sick and i do worry what would happen to Grim if something happened to me. Which makes howie laff, cuz Grim worries what would happen to me if something happened to him. He tried to dump me once worried that if we were married and something happened to him on deployment i would be dead inside of six months. Howie and Troll (who was once a combat weatherman i dated in 92 but who is now a happily married fat old man) told him they wouldnt let that happen and dont be a dope. if he dumped me for a dum reason, i would die of a broken heart of betrayal.
Grim wised up.
Works for me!
Posted by: Killerdog at October 05, 2011 10:09 PM (CZrbJ)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:09 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 02:09 AM (vQfJ3)
main problem is that Cain still comes off as someone that says stuff that he thinks people wants to hear and not what he actually feels.
this download for Old Republic is pissing me the fuck off
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 10:13 PM (M8yfa)
Yes indeedee,, she has the power the tards pushed her into and now will live to regret..not that they reget but it will eat away at what's left of their putrid little minds.. it's all good..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:14 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:16 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 02:09 AM (vQfJ3)
This, and like the fact that he is not an establishment politician, nor does he seem to be wedded to the establishment. Hard things need doing in this country. I don't see establishment types having the nads to do some of these hard things if it means bucking the establishment.
Foreign policy? He is weak, but that's why there are cabinet positions.
I just hope he does not gaffe himself out of it.
Posted by: Flounder at October 05, 2011 10:16 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 02:14 AM (KZLoo)
though I doubt she would stop it, I hope she doesn't forget to jab the GOP establishment. Both parties really need a thumb in the eye every other second
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 10:18 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 05, 2011 10:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 02:16 AM (vQfJ3)
I'm in the beta. Game is released 5 days before Christmas
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 10:19 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 05, 2011 10:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:20 PM (vQfJ3)
I'd love to see Cain address those idiot Wall Street protestors.
"White boys need to get some fuckin' jobs! And my nine...nine nine deal will mean future ivestment by business so you people can get money and afford a fuckin' shower."
Then he goes up and down the crwod slappin' everyone upside the head sayin', "Nah git!"
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:21 PM (4ixH5)
I just thought I'd let you know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 06, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)
Skittles here.
Posted by: Flounder at October 05, 2011 10:22 PM (Kkt/i)
I just thought I'd let you know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 06, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)
thanks now im hungry. dammit
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 10:23 PM (QNeKQ)
I think that is a problem.
Sometimes, saying "No, honey, that dress does not make your butt look big" is the smart thing, even if that particular garment gives her backside the appearance of a pair of copulating beach balls.
The country is in a time of crisis. Cain is an engaging personality, but I highly doubt the electorate is going to hand the keys to a complete amateur.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 05, 2011 10:24 PM (Jl4kG)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 02:20 AM (vQfJ3)
oh and if your looking for something other than WoW, Old Republic isn't the game for you as for the most part it's WoW with the Star Wars license
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 10:24 PM (M8yfa)
I just thought I'd let you know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 06, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)
I had leftover fried chicken and mac and cheese for dinner/breakfast.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:26 PM (4ixH5)
thanks now im hungry. dammit
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 02:23 AM (QNeKQ)
You're in the mood for cheesecake and sharing.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:26 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dud
That is where she cut her teeth so to speak... the Alaska GOP.
I wouldn't think she'd change from seeing the pressure she's endured and not changed in the past. She can't be bought..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:27 PM (KZLoo)
it's okay, we can toast together when Rommey is our nominee
Posted by: The Dude at October 06, 2011 01:23 AM (M8yfa)
Hemlock?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 10:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Dud
Opps cut off the "e" , didn't mean to call you dud Dude...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:30 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 05, 2011 10:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:32 PM (vQfJ3)
Mmmmm cheese.... I'd would use Cabot Sharp but it probably don't make it out there to the coast.
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:34 PM (KZLoo)
You're in the mood for cheesecake and sharing.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 02:26 AM (4ixH5)
chocolate or chocolate chip cheesecake?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 10:36 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:37 PM (vQfJ3)
Good God almighty they hate the fuck out of THAT.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at October 05, 2011 10:39 PM (jqHOY)
May I refer you to the election of 2008?
Posted by: Flounder at October 05, 2011 10:39 PM (Kkt/i)
screw the turkey and bacon,,, I want a calzone..my mouth watered just reading it
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:40 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 06, 2011 02:37 AM (vQfJ3)
Ask Robert. And get AdBlock+.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:45 PM (vQfJ3)
I just thought I'd let you know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 06, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)
Got a particular gluten-free cracker to go with that?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 10:45 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at October 05, 2011 10:50 PM (vQfJ3)
chocolate or chocolate chip cheesecake?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 02:36 AM (QNeKQ)
You want chocolate.
That should do it..
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 02:36 AM (KZLoo)
I was thinking something warm and fleshy that moans.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 10:52 PM (4ixH5)
You can clear the cookies in the Options box (tools, options) under "privacy" tab. or download CCleaner (crapcleaner) which will clean what ever you want..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 10:54 PM (KZLoo)
I was thinking something warm and fleshy that moans.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 02:52 AM (4ixH5)
(Made sure it was extra warm for ya.)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 10:58 PM (kaalw)
I was thinking something warm and fleshy that moans.
Ah yes,, moans in a young girlish Japanese accent....yumm yummm
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:01 PM (KZLoo)
I just thought I'd let you know.""
Fuck that made me hungry
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 11:01 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:01 AM (KZLoo)
I'll have to include an octopus for the occasion, though.
Ya know, for tentacles.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 05, 2011 11:06 PM (g9KCn)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 06, 2011 03:06 AM (g9KCn)
*Tabulates the government's take with the inheritance tax, gets massive wood*
Posted by: The Tax Man at October 05, 2011 11:08 PM (4ixH5)
419""BTW I am eating bacon, turkey, and Cracker Barrel sharp cheddar cheese.
I just thought I'd let you know.""
Fuck that made me hungry
----
Pringles Salt and vinegar. Just woke up, had to go to sleep early so put on Modern Marvels at 9:00 last night, which can induce sleep within 5 minutes.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 05, 2011 11:09 PM (g9KCn)
Your last name Gibson? maybe you got a little of Charlies problem...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:14 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 06, 2011 03:06 AM (g9KCn)
*Tabulates the government's take with the inheritance tax, gets massive wood*
Posted by: The Tax Man at October 06, 2011 03:08 AM (4ixH5)
-----
Thats health care for 5 whittle chillen, plus overhead.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 05, 2011 11:15 PM (g9KCn)
Robert you come up with all the good 'uns.. now I would have never thought about tentacles..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:17 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:17 AM (KZLoo)
Three words: La Blue Girl.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:18 PM (4ixH5)
Can't teh JEF have it for his*union* jobs program?? He can change the name to Steve Jobs bill and Buffet tax pass me now.... gotta be a winner..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:21 PM (KZLoo)
Robert you come up with all the good 'uns.. now I would have never thought about tentacles..
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:17 AM (KZLoo)
whats wrong with you? who doesn't think of tentacles?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 11:22 PM (QNeKQ)
Not the Whittle's that discovered the Skittles' don't mind me I'm just rambling on...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:24 PM (KZLoo)
whats wrong with you? who doesn't think of tentacles?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 03:22 AM (QNeKQ)
>>>HUGS!!!<<<
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 11:25 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:26 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 06, 2011 03:22 AM (QNeKQ)
Would you mind standing on this pedestal for a moment?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:28 PM (4ixH5)
maybe move the PC inside. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 11:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:26 AM (KZLoo)
Cold in Vermont, ain't it?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:29 PM (4ixH5)
Would you mind standing on this pedestal for a moment?
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 03:28 AM (4ixH5)
i watch a LOOOOOOT of anime.
two words for ya: Angel Blade.
hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 11:30 PM (QNeKQ)
;">Ohhhh yeeaaahhaaaa
whats wrong with you?
;">you have to ask Gushka?
hint "jarhead" Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:31 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:31 AM (KZLoo)
well of my three closest friends who are jarheads, two watch angel blade own all episodes, every season. i know, because i kept their porn while they were deployed.
one doesnt watch porn. insists "it blunts your sword."
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 11:34 PM (QNeKQ)
429425422Steve Jobs, dead at 7 billion.
Can't teh JEF have it for his*union* jobs program?? He can change the name to Steve Jobs bill and Buffet tax pass me now.... gotta be a winner..
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50% winfall death profit on 7 billion is at least enough for 10 green jobs straight through the rest of the year. Woot!
Posted by: Jimmah at October 05, 2011 11:37 PM (g9KCn)
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 11:38 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Zakn at October 05, 2011 11:39 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 03:38 AM (FMbng)
bet they never played the kind with tentacle hentai.
its the very very dirty porn. perfect for morons
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 11:39 PM (QNeKQ)
""bet they never played the kind with tentacle hentai.
its the very very dirty porn. perfect for morons""
Porn anime???
Is there actually a clean porn?
what is this tentacle hentai you speak of?
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 11:41 PM (FMbng)
I'm beginning to see that now after these many years...We're (woodchucks) not only stubborn as hell but so thick it takes a while for the cold to set in...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:41 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Insolvency at October 05, 2011 11:43 PM (bxiXv)
Gushka,,, keeper of the pron,,, that's like goddess status right there baby...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 11:48 PM (KZLoo)
two words for ya: Angel Blade.
hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Masami Obari, excellent choice.
But I see your Angel Blade and raise you Legend Of The Overfiend!
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:41 AM (KZLoo)
Don't let apathy set in. That's what the polar bears want.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 11:55 PM (FMbng)
what is this tentacle hentai you speak of?
Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 03:41 AM (FMbng)
I'll just point you to the souce of it all.
Moderate NSFW warning, however it is technically art and the link goes to Wikipedia.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at October 06, 2011 03:55 AM (FMbng)
It's hilarious. The Japanese are really fucked in the head. They like the notion of...well, let us just call it "vaguely consentual." "Post hoc consent."
Also big dick.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 11:59 PM (4ixH5)
That's what I hear,, you stop 'n your lunch.... we got a few crazy moose and hungry black bear but they've been tainted by the libtard flatlanders (probably having teh gey bears weddings as we speak) so I'm not looking over my shoulder yet...
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:05 AM (KZLoo)
Next thing you know we won't be able to teach kids about the birds and the bees cause the birds'll be fucking the bees!
Doomed, we are.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 12:16 AM (4ixH5)
I'm not gonna make the Hitler comparison, no sir.
I'm just going to start comparing them to Mussolini.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 12:18 AM (4ixH5)
Well I think it can be contained and hopefully teh gey can unbreed itself...
KEEP IT ON THE COASTS,, THAT WE MUCH...
AND MUCH WE WILL..
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:21 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 12:26 AM (4ixH5)
That's all part of the no free speech thingie.... they do teach the youngins about adam and yogis all ready.. saddly. and gorebull and all bush is hitler and all the lefty crap.. they've already hijacked the kiddies.. at least for those that don't have parents that will unprogram them when they get home.
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:35 AM (KZLoo)
Yeah,, just don't tell me I gotta like it and adore it.... is this fuckinA America or europussyika????
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 12:46 AM (KZLoo)
Ninety-eight members of the Vermont State Employees Association have filed a grievance seeking double pay because they were asked to work prior to receiving official reassignments after the flood-driven closure of the Waterbury State Office Complex.
Isn't it nice to see the unions being so compassionate in times of distress.... It really puts the leftard governor in a pickle as he's telling them forget it there is no money, we spent it already,, cause we're demtards..
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 01:09 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 04:46 AM (KZLoo)
Mmmmmm, Euro pussy...I'll have a Finn and a Swede, please!
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 01:25 AM (4ixH5)
Maybe east euro *i find them very hawt, not quite japanese school girl panty hot but hawt numba2 maybe) but I'd be really uneasy around peeps that just started a fat tax (fins) ... whats next.. sweeds are all hot but they know it.
Europussyika does have a nice ring for a Henti pron flick or comic title..I best claim ownership,,
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 01:34 AM (KZLoo)
And throw me a Belgian girl for the extra kink factor.
Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2011 01:49 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 06, 2011 02:29 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 06, 2011 02:34 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Robert
never got into feet fetish,, so fins out, Belgies though most leftard could be fun with the waffle combo,, whip cream and maple surple... run when done however...
Posted by: beanervt at October 06, 2011 03:04 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at October 06, 2011 05:40 AM (gdGJ1)
Not that I'm offended. I think any Texan sounding like that must be kidding.
Posted by: Dustin at October 06, 2011 09:39 AM (fF625)
Posted by: Texan Economist at October 08, 2011 08:58 PM (TC/9F)
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