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April 09, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4-9-2014)–Look Ma No Prep Edition
— Maetenloch

We had a word for them once - the ettins.

Or sometimes the jÃ¶tnar.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:42 PM | Comments (749)
Post contains 30 words, total size 7 kb.

1 First

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (lq3Ak)

2 Ah, here's the ONT.

Posted by: Null at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (xjpRj)

3 first

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (hn5v5)

4 Can't believe they brought Winona back just to kill her off!

Posted by: .87c at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (qZPXs)

5 Woot

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (zDsvJ)

6 But first you will blow me, Slapweasel!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 06:43 PM (hn5v5)

7 this is quite late

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

8 Or early? Or are you late?

Posted by: .87c at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (qZPXs)

9 yay, Slap, snaggin frist!! way to go, buddy!

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

10 ...and also NINE! ...or thereabout is fair-play.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (lq3Ak)

11 *High-Five*, Peaches! Luv ya' Darlin'!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)

12 Wow, I was second. Wish I'd posted something that would MAKE ME LOTS OF MONEY.

Oh well, there's always Friday.

Posted by: Null at April 09, 2014 06:45 PM (xjpRj)

13 *taps foot* And just where have you been, young man?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 09, 2014 06:45 PM (0HooB)

14 I'll take the slingbacks, center bottom.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:45 PM (zDsvJ)

15 Shooooooes

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 06:45 PM (N/cFh)

16 "But first you will blow me, Slapweasel!"
Posted by: andycanuck

*Hah!* Luv you too, brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:46 PM (lq3Ak)

17 Fifth?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at April 09, 2014 06:46 PM (08jH8)

18 awesome ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (RhQvZ)

19 I always liked the term "fuck me pumps" but that's just me.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (GYg/s)

20 That's not how that works Ms. Lerner

Posted by: .87c at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (qZPXs)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (hn5v5)

22 ...So, the thinking here is "minimal content" more often since everyone just reads the comments? ;-)

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (Dsdvi)

23 I. Kinda like the Choos and the Manolos. The Choos are a little rockabilly. Match my new bathing suit.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (N/cFh)

24 11 Images for A Horde to Ponder

Posted by: if this were Buzzfeed at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (qNBHo)

25 BTW, was there a resolution to yesterday's ONT's hidden puzzle meaning?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 06:47 PM (hn5v5)

26 Last night's ONT and now this? Has Maet gotten into CAC's stash?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 06:48 PM (GEICT)

27 I never read the content. Sometimes I will look at the pictures, but it's gotta be kittens or puppehs. OTOH, no one looks to me to set an example, I'm more like comic relief.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

28 25 Yes. C.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 06:48 PM (ojnk6)

29 Who is the transvestite under the Conan pic?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 09, 2014 06:48 PM (nkPV9)

30 Shoe pron. Great. Just kcufing great.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2014 06:48 PM (BAS5M)

31 Holy carp! That first pic is crazy. Arnold looking small?!!?

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (NqhG2)

32 Posted by: .87c at April 09, 2014 10:43 PM (qZPXs) Whar

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (o3MSL)

33 anybody got any spare bacons? cause i'm hungry but i don't really want to eat. bacons would solve that problemo.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

34 My pet peeve re pumps are if the "cap" doesn't come up far enough to cover the toes. I hate when you can see the bases of the toes. Shoes look too small.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (zDsvJ)

35 What?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (o3MSL)

36 The good thing about tall women? You don't have to pull it out to kiss them. So I'm told.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (8FyP4)

37 So, we've moved on to embedding jokes in the graphic files now ... that's an awful lot of work for a larf - for everybody. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (4CVLy)

38 The sizes are about right, even if the height is way off

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

39 27 I never read the content. Sometimes I will look at the pictures, but it's gotta be kittens or puppehs. OTOH, no one looks to me to set an example, I'm more like comic relief. Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 10:48 PM (8lmkt) and yet your comments are spot on...go figure.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (GYg/s)

40 My mom was 6ft tall. My dad bragged he bagged the hottest girl on campus. They divorced 5 yrs later.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (d3MA1)

41 Shoe pron. Great. Just kcufing great.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2014 10:48 PM (BAS5M)

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Somebody alert the Stilleto Corsettes!

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 06:50 PM (KlVdw)

42 do those shoes make my ass look big?

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (GYg/s)

43 Peaches, I am sliding some thick cut applewood smoked bacon to you through the USB port, stand by to munch!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (o3MSL)

44 Arnold is about the size of Wilt's pecker.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (AO9UG)

45 My mom was 6ft tall. My dad bragged he bagged the hottest girl on campus. They divorced 5 yrs later.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 10:50 PM (d3MA1)

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Yeah, but he still bagged her.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (KlVdw)

46 Julio ! make Guido another drink !

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (pJN5Z)

47 >>>31 Holy carp! That first pic is crazy. Arnold looking small?!!?

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (NqhG2)<<<

and he's 6'2" and 275 in that pic (unless it was his stunt double).

and I take it maet didn't like my bacon big mac ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 09, 2014 06:51 PM (RhQvZ)

48 40 My mom was 6ft tall. My dad bragged he bagged the hottest girl on campus. They divorced 5 yrs later. Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 10:50 PM (d3MA1) ...but he did bag her, so there's that. most not so lucky.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:52 PM (GYg/s)

49 OK, cobblers, I'ma gonna watch The Americans and ogle Keri Russell's fantabulous ass. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 09, 2014 06:52 PM (0HooB)

50 Another great thing about big women is that you can rest your head on their big American breasts when you slow dance with them.

Posted by: Long Duck Dong at April 09, 2014 06:52 PM (BAS5M)

51 37 So, we've moved on to embedding jokes in the graphic files now ... that's an awful lot of work for a larf - for everybody. - Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 09, 2014 10:50 PM (4CVLy) ??????????????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 06:52 PM (GEICT)

52 concrete girl!!!! shmooshes! you get yourself any cool stuff lately?

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

53 Ugh. Try listening to Wilt talk about his number for all eternity.

Posted by: Andre T. Giant at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (29vnO)

54 I'm lying in bed wishing I could turn on the a/c, it's thst warm here. Husband would kill me.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (zDsvJ)

55 And it looks like Robby the Robot is going to get some action tonight (back then in the 1950s) or is he really a Toe-bot???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (hn5v5)

56 how about this? The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (O96tM)

57 My "Guess" at the ONT:

-Big, Joo-Hating Scandis don't Measure Up, but I'm Pumped for a Robo-Fitting. It is worth a Million, (if you're on my Wavelength). If not, you're at Fault.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (lq3Ak)

58 Julio is sleeping, (wait licking himself) I'm on my own. lol!

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (GYg/s)

59 >>>33 anybody got any spare bacons? cause i'm hungry but i don't really want to eat. bacons would solve that problemo.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (8lmkt)<<<

package of thick slice bacon through the usb for Peaches.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 09, 2014 06:54 PM (RhQvZ)

60 My Bond Girl name would be Cornbread Diamonds.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:54 PM (O96tM)

61 is that Duvall in drag ?

Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 06:54 PM (pJ6Ny)

62 42 do those shoes make my ass look big? Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 10:51 PM (GYg/s) --- High heeled shoes make my ass look great. And legs, too.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 06:54 PM (N/cFh)

63 Skinny Cow Peridot

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:54 PM (zDsvJ)

64 56 how about this? The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 10:53 PM (O96tM) Taco Ruby?

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (AO9UG)

65 54 I'm lying in bed wishing I could turn on the a/c, it's thst warm here. Husband would kill me. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 10:53 PM (zDsvJ) kill him first and turn on the air. just sayin.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (GYg/s)

66 On height disparity: When they were nose to nose his toes were in it; When they were toes to toes his nose was in it! Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (o3MSL)

67 Wait, is this yesterday's ONOT?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (O96tM)

68 Those shoes can also be used as a deadly weapon, guys and girlz.

HOUSTON Â– A Houston woman was convicted of murder Tuesday for fatally stabbing her boyfriend with the 5Â½-inch stiletto heel of her shoe, hitting him at least 25 times in the face.

The verdict was delivered yesterday. So it is obvious that we should have shoe control, with IDs and background checks before purchasing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (wNF3N)

69 LMAO! Will Folks, he of I had an affair with Nikki Haley fame, is political consultant to Thomas Ravenel, he of reality tv and, uh, prison.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (DmNpO)

70 I'm lying in bed wishing I could turn on the a/c, it's thst warm here. Husband would kill me.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 10:53 PM (zDsvJ)

never!!! just get all nekkid and turn that on. pretend to be sleeping when he gets there. sorry, this is not my greatest advice ever.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

71 "anybody got any spare bacons? cause i'm hungry but i don't really want to eat. bacons would solve that problemo."
Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (8lmkt)

*shoves bacons thru USB* I got lots O' Bacons...

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (lq3Ak)

72 62 42 do those shoes make my ass look big? Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 10:51 PM (GYg/s) --- High heeled shoes make my ass look great. And legs, too. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 10:54 PM (N/cFh) go on dear....

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:55 PM (GYg/s)

73 That's ludicrous!

Posted by: Peroghies Opal at April 09, 2014 06:56 PM (hn5v5)

74 I'm sleeping with the furbaby tonite b/c of our colds. :-(.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:56 PM (zDsvJ)

75 Nuh uh Guido. You hadn't figured out that's why we wear them?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (N/cFh)

76 Scooter Libby is a convicted felon, and Lois Lerner collects a government pension. That pretty much distills the current level of corruption and who it favors in DC.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (R+XDI)

77 72 62 42 do those shoes make my ass look big? Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 10:51 PM (GYg/s) --- High heeled shoes make my ass look great. And legs, too. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 10:54 PM (N/cFh) go on dear.... Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 10:55 PM (GYg/s) Ahem. Pics.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (AO9UG)

78 Did someone say shoes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0

Posted by: Weirddave at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (N/cFh)

79 Whopper Pearl

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (d3MA1)

80 Hello, ONT

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (oEo/n)

81 The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name

peanut peridot

OMG, Y-not, you are also an August baby? tee hee, we're t he most obnoxious ones of all, but so charming that people love us anyway. (not you, you're always so nice, probably an aberration)

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

82 Vicodin Garnet.

Posted by: NCKate at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (BD6t/)

83 73 That's ludicrous! Posted by: Peroghies Opal at April 09, 2014 10:56 PM (hn5v5) no kidding I hate that lye fish they eat in MN. yeeeh.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (GYg/s)

84 smith and wesson M and P Shield 9mm gunsmith made a special trip and knocked on my door to say en route

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (pJN5Z)

85 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 10:54 PM (N/cFh) Pics or...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (o3MSL)

86 Apparently Bob Costas has recently been to Pago Pago, American Samoa, and shut down all the schools with a pink eye outbreak plague.

I like the rumor that his Olympian pink eye was from a botched botox injection. That's what you get, Bob, for getting injected in Russia! They probably used the yellow water.

My theory is his contacts had a Russian amoeba... and he contaminated them with the yellow water, which then burrowed into his eyes. Or he had his head somewhere it was not supposed to be (maybe on the donated pillows...and if you don't think that the thought of donated pillows does not give this girl the heebie-jeebies. Yes, children, I travel with my own pillow, midget sized memory foam that squishes in my bag... but it is mine, all mine. No pink eye for me! Or cooties. Soon to be Bavarian cooties stressing me out).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (baL2B)

87 "Burrito Opal"? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (kKdYS)

88 Wow, it really works. Those are great names!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (O96tM)

89 Arnold is about the size of Wilt's pecker.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 10:51 PM (AO9UG)

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That reminds me of an old joke.

A guy is in the men's room at a basketball game taking a piss when Wilt Chamberlin steps up to the urinal next to him and starts to pee. Wilt being as tall as he is, the man can't help but look to see how big he is. Needless to say, he is impressed.

"I'm sorry to bother you," the man starts. "But just how did you get such a large dick?"

Wilt looks at the man a little suspiciously, but then says "Every night I get home, I smack it against the bed post 100 times."

"Hmmm. Okay. Thanks." replies the man.

Later that night when he gets home after the game, he finds that his wife didn't wait up for him and is fast asleep. Thinking he has nothing to lose, he pulls out it penis and starts wacking it against the bed post.

His wife stirs from sleep and says, "That you Wilt?"

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (KlVdw)

90 Hey horde. Crazy day. I actually put in an application to teach theology at an exurban high school today. We'll see if anything comes of it. I figure since my field has achieved epistemic closure at the university level anyway, if I really want to affect moral formation, this might just be the best option. Which means I won't get it

. But I'm financial getting calls back about shifty retail work, so things are looking less down.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (HDwDg)

91 Speaking of pics. Does bebes boobs destroy still show up around here?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (zDsvJ)

92 OMG, Y-not, you are also an August baby? tee hee, we're t he most obnoxious ones of all, but so charming that people love us anyway. (not you, you're always so nice, probably an aberration) Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 10:57 PM (8lmkt) So THATS your secret! Ahaaa~

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (GYg/s)

93 82 Vicodin Garnet.

Posted by: NCKate at April 09, 2014 10:57 PM (BD6t/)

early for a threadwinner, but that's definitely a contender, NCK! you got some kinda pain or is it just a recreational dosage?

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

94 CHOOOSSS!!!!! I'm with you YNot. No Limey toe cleavage on pumps. Peaches, how you doing? Did you change jobs or did your office move again?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 06:59 PM (diBM9)

95 what in holy hell is a peridot? what a lousy birth stone!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 06:59 PM (O96tM)

96 Chicken 'n dumplings Ruby

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2014 06:59 PM (hFL/3)

97 Lindsay Wagner was one of my first crushes. And she has aged well, too - still a looker.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (mEwX9)

98 Hi there sailor, do you have a Mao penis?

Posted by: Anita Dunn at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (Aif/5)

99 Oh we're doing this again? Ok.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (oFCZn)

100 *high fives Peaches!*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (zDsvJ)

101 Oh, yea, Shoes link in 78 NSFW. Didn't think it mattered on the ONT, but can't be too careful.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (N/cFh)

102 My Bond girl name is Banana Ruby.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (KlVdw)

103 Cookie Sapphire.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (dfYL9)

104 Vicodin Garnet. Posted by: NCKate at April 09, 2014 10:57 PM that's your thread-winner, right there How you doin'?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (kKdYS)

105 Three rubies so far.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (AO9UG)

106 To begin each round of testimony I would ask Lois Lerner to read a selection from Nixon's articles of impeachment, or on alternating days the contemporary NYT and WaPo commentary.

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (Aqvh6)

107 Twelve hour hard days this week launching a new operation. Damn. And still a couple weeks to go before everything is back in place.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (oEo/n)

108 Hey it's bebes! Howdy!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 07:01 PM (zDsvJ)

109 Any amethysts out there?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:02 PM (O96tM)

110 75 Nuh uh Guido. You hadn't figured out that's why we wear them? Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 10:57 PM (N/cFh) I kinda figured but thought if I brought it up they would stop...you know... women..lol.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 07:02 PM (GYg/s)

111 Did you change jobs or did your office move again?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 10:59 PM (diBM9)

Hey, bebe!!!! Same job, just sitting out there on a pier in the marina playing mahjong on the computer most days. If it weren't for the burglars targeting my 'hood, I'd be 100% happy. How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:02 PM (8lmkt)

112 Sweet Dreams Tea Emerald

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 09, 2014 07:02 PM (baL2B)

113 I kinda figured but thought if I brought it up they would stop...you know... women..lol. Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 11:02 PM (GYg/s) plus sexism.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 07:02 PM (GYg/s)

114 @57, Slapweasel good guess for the theme of the ONT.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:03 PM (NqhG2)

115 Halls Emerald? Laaaame.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:03 PM (N/cFh)

116 109 Any amethysts out there? Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 11:02 PM (O96tM) Here.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 07:03 PM (GYg/s)

117 Those acoustic attenuation curves are represented in a homogenous solution at a single temperature. Unfortunately, the ocean has salinity and temperature gradients that make it a bit more complicated.

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2014 07:03 PM (Aqvh6)

118 Smoked Turkey Peridot

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2014 07:03 PM (BAS5M)

119 34 My pet peeve re pumps are if the "cap" doesn't come up far enough to cover the toes. I hate when you can see the bases of the toes. Shoes look too small. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (zDsvJ) ------------------ I hate that style! Toe cleavage. Really?!? No, thanks.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (dfYL9)

120 "Kurt Geiger" sounds like a Bond villain.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (hn5v5)

121 I always thought I was attracted to tall women, but I have found to my surprise that the really short ones have been particularly memorable.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

122 Waffles Topaz. Lord. (I could have been tacky and put Thor Topaz, but I am being good.) Hey all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (dFLsP)

123 what in holy hell is a peridot?

what a lousy birth stone!

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 10:59 PM (O96tM)

They are actually quite lovely. A pale green. I don't do faceted stones, hate them, but the cabochons are amazing if you can find them.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

124 Cookie Sapphire.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 09, 2014 11:01 PM (dfYL9)

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That really sounds like a Bond Girl name.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (KlVdw)

125 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (9GG/0)

126 Another August baby. Whole lotta parents getting busy around thanksgiving!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 07:04 PM (zDsvJ)

127 Someone needs to create beautiful shoes with flat heels. Bill O'Reilly is a butthead. And Rob Lowe is hot, forever.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (4Chvm)

128 TAMMY!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

129 /stirs awkwardly

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (O96tM)

130 I don't like the black ones lower left. I don't understand platform pumps, and peep-toe even less. I call them Cuban hooker shoes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (N/cFh)

131 Ricardo Kill, same here, although I am recovering an existing operation that took two body shots in a week.

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (Aqvh6)

132 Greetings chemjeff!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 07:05 PM (zDsvJ)

133 Chicken Breast Emerald?

Posted by: Lurker John at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (Z3Snn)

134 Gingy @GingyNorth... my forever motto is, "always ask for presents!" hope you get a tabletop-full at the meet-up!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (pJN5Z)

135 Peaches!! Chemjeff!!! Hugs all around....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (dFLsP)

136 "@57, Slapweasel good guess for the theme of the ONT."
Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 11:03 PM (NqhG2)

Thanks! I'll try again when I'm good and wobbly.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (lq3Ak)

137 Hi Peaches! Scientists predicted global warming & Al Gore made a fortune off that misinformation! Most women aren't six feet tall.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (gjOCp)

138 Mine is better backwards: Ruby Taco.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (AO9UG)

139 Bebe's around? When you gonna drag gushka back around here? She's on Facebook all the time, but I can't remember the last time I saw her in a thread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

140 Etta Crumpet

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:06 PM (8FyP4)

141 Is it wrong, wiping up Taco Bell drool-spit with McDonald's napkins? I'm asking for a friend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:07 PM (kKdYS)

142 BumperStickerest Have not seen you in a while.......missed you are.

Posted by: enzo at April 09, 2014 07:07 PM (Z6Lyt)

143 123 Hey there Tammy!. No need to ask where you are I see.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:07 PM (ojnk6)

144 Ms Tammy!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:07 PM (GEICT)

145 I always thought I was attracted to tall women I think us men look at tall women as more of a conquest. I like tall women too but never had one. Always my height or shorter but those tall ones sure do look good. I work with a lady who is both tall and a former female body builder. She could kick my scrawny ass so fast and I fully realize that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:07 PM (oEo/n)

146 Here we call them "hoser pumps"!

Posted by: a cuban hooker at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (hn5v5)

147 119 34 My pet peeve re pumps are if the "cap" doesn't come up far enough to cover the toes. I hate when you can see the bases of the toes. Shoes look too small.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (zDsvJ)
------------------
I hate that style!
Toe cleavage. Really?!?
No, thanks.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 09, 2014 11:04 PM (dfYL9)

I like the special style of wimmen who wear too small shoes that are sling-backs or mules with their feets hanging off from every angle. I am not sure how they hobble along...I mean, more than toe cleavage there, honey. You have not seen a size 7 since 5th grade. In this respect the Japanese had it right and those feet should be bound and not seen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (baL2B)

148 134 Gingy @GingyNorth... my forever motto is, "always ask for presents!" hope you get a tabletop-full at the meet-up! Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 11:06 PM (pJN5Z) --- I'm calling it my graduation party. Except it's three weeks later and nobody will give a damn.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (N/cFh)

149 licorice sapphire

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (pJN5Z)

150 Coconut Shrimp Opal. Waves back at yNot & peaches. So you guys moved out of downtown? I'm wading back into work after I visit the nieces & nephews for Easter, and I told the recruiters no fucking way I'm going downtown. What a shithole. I hated when I worked a mile from 'SC. Course it was sweet strolling into that Starbucks on Hoover in UCLA paraphernalia after that big upset win a couple years back

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (diBM9)

151 Hey Man! Yep, you figgered correctly.

BeBe! And has anyone seen Twice Blessed Mom or Jane D'oh around? Been forever with TBM, but Jane's been gone awhile, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (dFLsP)

152 Is it wrong, wiping up Taco Bell drool-spit with McDonald's napkins?

I'm asking for a friend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 11:07 PM (kKdYS)

Only if you don't share

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

153 I watched that whole damned shoe video and didn't see nothin' NSFW. Unless maybe you work in the Vatican or something.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (hI3P+)

154 Is it wrong, wiping up Taco Bell drool-spit with McDonald's napkins? Perfectly fine. I had Taco Bueno the other night with Allsup's napkins. Nobody knew. Nobody died.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (oEo/n)

155 I figure most of the 'Ettes would be: "Blood Diamond".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (lq3Ak)

156

"W-Y. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"

"No mon. I from the Jamaican Tourist Board. It say 'Welcome To Jamaica Mon. Have A Nice Day!' "

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (BAS5M)

157 "Waffles Topaz" is just perfect.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (kKdYS)

158 141 Is it wrong, wiping up Taco Bell drool-spit with McDonald's napkins? I'm asking for a friend... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 11:07 PM (kKdYS) It's not wrong. It's how people meet and start a conversation.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 07:09 PM (AO9UG)

159 Hey Tammy Al-Thor, Sine you're around thought i'd let you know we dug up the diseased rose after it got stepped on as well. New rose (double delight) replace it. No shoots yet, but it's early. Dunno if I mentioned it, but there you go.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at April 09, 2014 07:10 PM (HDwDg)

160 "If it weren't for the burglars targeting my 'hood, I'd be 100% happy."

Peaches, didn't you say, per your neighbors who have been hit, that these guys have an MO of coming in through the bathroom window? Have you secured that yet?

I have heard of this before (as people do tend to leave bathroom windows open).

An old guy told me that at 3 in the morning, alone in the dark house, suddenly, he heard the toilet flush. Woke him instantly from a sound sleep with a huge adrenaline rush. Mr. Burglar had put a foot wrong while lowering himself from the window sill.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 09, 2014 07:10 PM (noWW6)

161 Why, thank you, Mr, Jackson!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:10 PM (dFLsP)

162 Is it wrong, wiping up Taco Bell drool-spit with McDonald's napkins? ---------- You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: Francis Underwood at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (Aif/5)

163 Carrot Fritter Sapphire doesn't really have that Aston Martin vibe.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (hI3P+)

164 Twice Blessed-- yeah, haven't seen her in ages. Also Hane. I thought Jane got busy when her son came home.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (zDsvJ)

165 Since I'm a guy is there a variant of the Bond girl name thing for Bond bad guys?

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (Fi+kS)

166 So you guys moved out of downtown?

no, just me, we got this sweet under-the-radar deal, it's awesome! you still have my email? e me, we'll go have lunch, there a Counter burger or, if you don't want the world's most awesomest meat, there's Wahoo Taco, too. DO NOT GO DOWNTOWN!!!!! it's a shithole.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

167 Chili Dog Topaz? Doesn't sing.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (ial2b)

168 And has anyone seen Twice Blessed Mom or Jane D'oh around? Been forever with TBM, but Jane's been gone awhile, too. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:08 PM (dFLsP) No joy on Jane. I haven't gotten a response from her since around Christmas. Other Rons and Ettes have tried with no luck I believe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:11 PM (GEICT)

169 Scarlett Rivers. Wait, that's no good.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (8FyP4)

170 Posted by: Francis Underwood I thought his name was Urquart?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (O96tM)

171 Because of a programming error in the implementation of OpenSSL, the researchers found that it was possible to send a well-disguised packet of data that looked like one of these heartbeats to trick the computer at the other end into sending data stored in its memory. The flaw was first reported to the team behind OpenSSL by Google security researcher Neel Mehta, and independently found by security firm Codenomicon. According to the researchers who discovered the flaw, the code has been in OpenSSL for about two years, and using it doesn't leave a trace.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (e8kgV)

172 Ok horde, I'm out. It' bedtime. Long rest of the week ahead.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (HDwDg)

173 Double Delight is a flashy one, with a lovely scent, hence the Double, I reckon! Did you plant it in the same place? Depending on what the issues was, sometimes the disease stays in the soil.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (dFLsP)

174 Hey, what do you expect. You got two women in the house... one puts out, one doesn't... who you gonna do?.... The maid who puts out.

Posted by: Ahhhhhhnold at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (zM3vz)

175 al Sharpton is a balloon-headed jagoff.

Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 07:12 PM (pJ6Ny)

176 Today is the first day I haven't seen any snow.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:13 PM (hI3P+)

177 ♪ Tacos are forever! They are all I need to please me,
♬ They can stimulate and tease me, ♪
♪ They won't leave in the night, ♪
♬ I've no fear that they might desert me. ♬

Posted by: shirley bassey at April 09, 2014 07:13 PM (hn5v5)

178 nite all. BC is right. I can't talk and drink. so I choose drinking. no offense.

Posted by: Guido at April 09, 2014 07:13 PM (GYg/s)

179 "...there's Wahoo Taco, too."

That sounds like what I expect after I pay for dinner and sweet tickets to a Cleveland Indians game.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:13 PM (lq3Ak)

180 (I could have been tacky and put Thor Topaz, but I am being good.) Woohoo!! Go Ms Tammy!!!!!! Chemmie!!!!!!! You're still not chased off by my mean girl boobehs?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:13 PM (diBM9)

181 Ice peridotite.... Olivine actually....mantle mineral.

Posted by: enzo at April 09, 2014 07:14 PM (Z6Lyt)

182 Tammy, I'm pretty sure I have TBM's email, if you want it. Jane, sadly, has been awol for quite a long time now, months. I miss her a lot and hope she is well and happy.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 07:14 PM (8lmkt)

183 I saw Chili Dog Topaz open for Waffles Topaz at Pine Knob back in '78...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:14 PM (kKdYS)

184 (I could have been tacky and put Thor Topaz, but I am being good.) WaitÂ…since when are you good?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:14 PM (GEICT)

185 Did you guys see this? Shakespeare in 3-panel comics. I <3 old Will. http://goodticklebrain.com/shakespeare-index

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (N/cFh)

186 Since I'm a guy is there a variant of the Bond girl name thing for Bond bad guys? ----- For the first name use an atomic element. For the second name use ... I dunno, somethin'.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (d3MA1)

187 Greetings to The Horde !!!! Yay ONT !!!! Now to read ...

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (BJ3mw)

188 Bond villains aren't quite as stereotypical as Bond girls. They're mostly either Russian Nazis, Sinister Swarthy Foreigners, or (in the films) Evil Rich White Guys.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (hI3P+)

189 Bond villain? Gold Bricker.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (8FyP4)

190 Hey Waffles Topaz !

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 07:15 PM (pJN5Z)

191 Hang in there tsrblke. One foot in front of the other.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 09, 2014 07:16 PM (0mkf6)

192 My great great grandmother was 6 feet tall and red headed. 6 feet was incredibly tall for a female in the 1800s. Straight outta Trondheim, baby. (Actually a tiny village well north of Trondheim, but she caught the ship there)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:16 PM (dFLsP)

193 Oooh, the Bionic Woman. Me like!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (dTh2r)

194 "Drink your Ovaltine!Â®" What do I win?

Posted by: mindful webworker on the loose at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (U13jb)

195 139 When you gonna drag gushka back around here? I just put up the bat signal. She's stressing cause her mom is having cancer surgery tomorrow. Prayers would be much appreciated. Her mom & dad have been very kind to me since my mom died. I'm gonna have to duck out for a few to finish the cookies I'm taking for snacking.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (diBM9)

196 concrete girl!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (dFLsP)

197 Good Lord, in listening to my local news, just found out that the City bordering mine in GA (Kennesaw), has voted in a statute that states that you can be charged up to 7x current property tax rates if your property is judged to be "blighted". Not a chance that one will be abused for revenue. Nuh uh, no way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (ojnk6)

198 176 Today is the first day I haven't seen any snow. Posted by: Trimegistus Where are you at?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (oEo/n)

199
Chicken Thigh Opal

Shit. Sounds like a cheap Arkansas transvestite rent boy. But the whorehouse gets diversity points from the Feds, so it's all good.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (AHzA7)

200 Second name is the first car you drove/owned.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:17 PM (dFLsP)

201 Lead Truncheon.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (hn5v5)

202 everyone will give a damn if you keep asking Gingy!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (pJN5Z)

203 I just put up the bat signal. She's stressing cause her mom is having cancer surgery tomorrow. Prayers would be much appreciated. Her mom & dad have been very kind to me since my mom died. I'm gonna have to duck out for a few to finish the cookies I'm taking for snacking. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 11:17 PM (diBM9) Dammit! I had no idea! Prayers, of course, offered.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (GEICT)

204 @Trimegistus in internet etiquette, use of the word "Fuck" in audio or video is generally considered worthy of a NSFW warning. Also the tranny didn't help either.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (N/cFh)

205 200 Second name is the first car you drove/owned. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:17 PM (dFLsP) Taco Fury

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (AO9UG)

206 For the first name use an atomic element. For the second name use ... I dunno, somethin'. Your dog's breed (one name only though).

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (O96tM)

207 Merry Minge.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (8FyP4)

208 For the first name use an atomic element. For the second name use ... I dunno, somethin'. Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 11:15 PM The only atomic element I'm every asked to quote is Unobtainium, so I gotta pass on this one.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (kKdYS)

209 Drink your ~~Ovaltine~~ Valu-Rite!Â®
Fixed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (hn5v5)

210 Uranium LaSabre

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (d3MA1)

211 or... Your Zodiac sign + Your dog's breed = your Bond villain name

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (O96tM)

212 And the Yankees have retaken northern Georgia, I see. They left the god damned over taxed shit holes they lived in and are too fucking stupid to see that they're starting it all over again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (dFLsP)

213 great... one night there's math, then they hit us with physics and shit....

i want boohbies, bacon and booze, damnit!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2014 07:20 PM (q+fqH)

214 Aries Schnauzer, here.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:20 PM (O96tM)

215 Greetings from the airport, where Pookette and I are waiting for Pooky to come back from his clusterfark of a trip. His NCOIC makes the President look competent....

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 09, 2014 07:20 PM (0Ht/+)

216 Sodium Sheltie?

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:20 PM (8FyP4)

217 And has anyone seen Twice Blessed Mom I think Gushie talks to her on bookyface. Last time I asked, she said TBM is just super busy IRL. Oh & Gushie just texted she will pop in when she gets home. And Cochran, that was me on bookyface. I thought Gushie told you who I was.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:20 PM (diBM9)

218 Oh wow, prayers for Mama Gushie, for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:21 PM (dFLsP)

219 Schnauzer. Aries Schnauzer.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:21 PM (hn5v5)

220 197 Good Lord, in listening to my local news, just found out that the City bordering mine in GA (Kennesaw), has voted in a statute that states that you can be charged up to 7x current property tax rates if your property is judged to be "blighted". Not a chance that one will be abused for revenue. Nuh uh, no way. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 11:17 PM (ojnk6) Nice way of enforcing imminent domain on somebody who just won't sell for what the government says is fair market value.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at April 09, 2014 07:21 PM (HxSXm)

221 Your Zodiac sign + Your dog's breed = your Bond villain name Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 11:19 PM (O96tM) Yes, I like this. More personal than the element.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:21 PM (dFLsP)

222 212 Yep, but I'm one of them Tammy. Left Chicago at age 24, 27 years ago, to get away from shit like this. Texas is looking better and better.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:22 PM (ojnk6)

223 Bebe, I will say a prayer for gushkaÂ’s family. YouÂ’re sweet to make cookies for her family.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:22 PM (gjOCp)

224 On Tuesday, House Speaker John Boehner, RINO-Ohio, started to sob at a Taco Bell event. Johnny, time to go home and let the big boys play.

Posted by: Titanium Mustang at April 09, 2014 07:22 PM (U13jb)

225 I guess that makes me Chips and Salsa Amethyst.

Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 07:22 PM (l+qoZ)

226 you still have my email? e me, we'll go have lunch Oooh, sounds like a plan. When I get home ok? Maybe I can get Gushie to come out too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:23 PM (diBM9)

227 Our household sucks at these names. Halls Emerald. Sodium Scirocco. Aries Scirocco.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:23 PM (N/cFh)

228 Salsa Amethyst is pretty good.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:23 PM (O96tM)

229 And since I have no place else to post this, the original soundtrack for "Thunderball", which used the "Goldfinger" music because the studio was feeling cheap. Tom Jones did his best, but in the end they had to rewrite the whole thing: Thun-derball! He's the man, the man with the thunder balls! Not Underalls! Such a wonder-ball! Beckons you, to enter his web of balls! Balls to the wall! Golden balls he will put to your ear, But his balls can't disguise what you fear! For a golden girl knows when he's balled her, It's the ball of death, from mister Thunderball! Pretty girl, beware of his hall of balls -- Those balls are small! He loves only balls! Only balls! He loves only balls! Only balls! He loves BALLS!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:23 PM (hI3P+)

230 Boron Beagle

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 07:23 PM (AO9UG)

231 On Tuesday, House Speaker John Boehner, RINO-Ohio, started to sob at a Taco Bell event. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ What moron can say that they've never seen a taco that brought a tear to their eye?

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (8FyP4)

232 Wait did that wrong. Aries Shihtzu. Aries Damn Dog.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (N/cFh)

233 Sagittarius Spitz

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (d3MA1)

234 You had a dog that was a Sciroco?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (O96tM)

235

Apple Aquamarine.

Sigh. I never have liked my birthstone.

Posted by: alamogordo at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (HUTO5)

236 What's the hooker name combo now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (DmNpO)

237 Your Zodiac sign + Your dog's breed = your Bond villain name Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 11:19 PM (O96tM) Yes, I like this. More personal than the element. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:21 PM yeah, but you'll get shit like "Virgo Pug" and it'll through the statistics all out of whack...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (kKdYS)

238 Tall women? I'd go up on them.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (JgC5a)

239 So where are those 6'3" amazons we were promised?

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (c6N69)

240 Leo Woodie.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:24 PM (8FyP4)

241

Argh... Hey Kids.

Looks like my bond name is "Crow Accord"? Did Churchill by any chance sign that one?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (X3xYu)

242 185 Did you guys see this? Shakespeare in 3-panel comics. I http://goodticklebrain.com/shakespeare-index Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 11:15 PM (N/cFh) ------------------ Ha! Funny stuff there!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (dfYL9)

243 220 Yeah, Kennesaw is not what it once was, the City that required gun ownership (not enforced). The uuummmm, "Demographics" have changed since that time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (ojnk6)

244 Kennesaw, GA? Isn't that the town that requires people to own a gun? Something tells me this new law wasn't thought out all that well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (0AKks)

245 Prepare to have your balls licked off, Mr Bond. A hair-raising end to your little adventure on the ONT.
---Scorpio Vizsla

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (hn5v5)

246 Probably out riding those flying cars.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (c6N69)

247 Let's introduce: Aquamarine Pickles!

...Garnet Salad!

...Pearl Cheeseburger!

AND... Ruby Radicchio!

Please give a round of applause for all of these beautiful women!

-We are sorry that Opal Offal couldn't be here tonight. She was escorted from the premises for sharting her bloomers, unapologetically.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (lq3Ak)

248 Miss Tammy, I wish you would show up more often. But I have a tendency to show up, post & then nod off during ONT! I donÂ’t mean to itÂ’s just that IÂ’m tired.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:25 PM (gjOCp)

249 And Cochran, that was me on bookyface. I thought Gushie told you who I was. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 11:20 PM (diBM9) Oh ffs. I'm an idiot. I can never keep straight who is who. I'm friends with a bunch of Rons, Ettes and people from the H2 on Facebook. Most of whom I have no idea who they are on the site. I need a fucking cheat sheet or something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:26 PM (GEICT)

250 Kerry: Foreign Policy Not 'Spinning Out of Control' (Drudge Headline) Isn't this one of those "if you have to say it" things?

Posted by: Titanium Mustang at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (U13jb)

251 205 200 Taco Fury Posted by: eman at April 09, 2014 11:18 PM (AO9UG) I think that calls for a how YOU doin?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (diBM9)

252 How can they stand close to the sink with size eleven shoes?

Posted by: Some guy who is about to get stomped. at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (l3vZN)

253 "Tall women? I'd go up on them."
Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 11:24 PM (JgC5a)

Me too. I'd just jump, grab some ass and dangle until my arms gave out.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (lq3Ak)

254 I'm pretty sure I will not be a successful Bond villain Libra Terrier

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (Fi+kS)

255 Robby to Altaira, "Pardon Miss, was giving myself a lube job."

When it comes to Morons, you really don't want to know the new meanings they will infer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (b7rtK)

256 207 Merry Minge. Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 11:19 PM (8FyP4) You guys are coming up with way dirtier names than us.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (diBM9)

257 Lindsay Wagner sure was a fetching babe. I have to go watch the opening of The Bionic Woman on youtube now.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (S11Oq)

258 and since I'm askin' questions: WTF is the deal with the pic of Wilt Chamberlain, some 4'9" dude, and Ron Jeremy at the top of the poat?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (kKdYS)

259 After the first day of the Battle of Shiloh (152 years ago this week), General Grant removed himself from his HQ and sat under a tree in the rain because he feared hearing the screams and moans of the wounded and dying might lessen his resolve for the battle yet to come.

What a cold, unfeeling pussy.

Posted by: Johnny Spigot at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (YBusZ)

260 Texas is looking better and better. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6) I have no real hope for Texas. Maybe the real rural areas north and east, but the south with all its socialist immigrants will eventually take the entire state down. (Maybe not in our lifetime) Honestly, your best bet is a very rural area in Arkansas or Mississippi where everyone lives in trailers and things are mighty blighty already, because there's no way they could pass a law like that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (dFLsP)

261 virgo-border collie/dingo cross

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 07:28 PM (pJN5Z)

262 We girls with the size 11 feet don't do the dishes. With the way we cook, you're happy to do the washing up. :>

Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 07:29 PM (l+qoZ)

263 Taurus Mutt

Posted by: Lurker John at April 09, 2014 07:29 PM (Z3Snn)

264 That cold unfeeling pussy whipped the South.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:29 PM (c6N69)

265 How can they stand close to the sink with size eleven shoes?
That's what the robot's for. Duh!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:29 PM (hn5v5)

266 Virgo Dingo would be a great character name.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:30 PM (O96tM)

267 That 4' 9" dude is Arnold.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 07:30 PM (d3MA1)

268 Thanks for the graphs. Very, very interesting and important.

Posted by: eureka! at April 09, 2014 07:30 PM (q7DBM)

269 Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 11:25 PM (gjOCp) Me, too, Carol! I had a lot of Red Bull earlier this afternoon, so it helped me stay up, but it's wearing off! Any sign of life in your roses yet?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:30 PM (dFLsP)

270 And my Bond girl name was just as bad. Corndog sapphire.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 07:30 PM (Fi+kS)

271 Kennesaw, GA? Isn't that the town that requires people to own a gun? Something tells me this new law wasn't thought out all that well. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2014 11:25 PM (0AKks) ------------- That law was never enforced, and the citizenry have shifted in ideals and culture since 1982 when that law was passed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:31 PM (ojnk6)

272 Cancer.I dont have a dog. This isnt working.out for me. Stripper name is Lucky.Williams though. At least that's a good one.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2014 07:31 PM (hFL/3)

273 I actually think that it shows he wasn't a cold, unfeeling pussy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:31 PM (dFLsP)

274 Crikies, Bond girl names?

Chuffed Delight?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 07:31 PM (b7rtK)

275 How do you think that wacko Georrge RR Marrtin comes up with his names? Walder? duh. Lommy?? Robb? Lysa?

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:31 PM (O96tM)

276 That 4' 9" dude is Arnold. Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 11:30 PM I know. Who'd have thought that Ron Jeremy was that tall?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (kKdYS)

277 Hi Miss Tammy!!! And Peaches, Slapweasel, and other assorted morons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (R+XDI)

278 Corndog Sapphire is epic and would make a great name for a rock band.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (dFLsP)

279 Dennis Miller put his finger on it tonight. Maybe I'm the last one to hear the comparison, but Miller referred to Kerry as an 'Easter Island' man. He's right, the resemblance is remarkable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (aDwsi)

280 Going back to the discussion this morning about the cattle in Nevada and the tortoises being 'saved' from the gang-banging sides of beef... I found this article this evening. Apparently the BLM is abut to kill the tortoises because of lack of funding or somesuch. Is the BLM aware it has a left and right hand much less cognizant of what each is doing? http://tinyurl.com/lolve58

Posted by: RagamuffinB at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (545ep)

281 Wilt-Chamberlain, Arnold, and AndrÃ© the Giant.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (d3MA1)

282 Crank! How is your lady and your bump?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:32 PM (dFLsP)

283 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (2NrWL)

284 If you guys don't watch Southern Charm, you have no idea what you're missing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (DmNpO)

285 TIGER tabbies. The "tiger" is the important bit. TIGER tabbies.

Posted by: Null at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (xjpRj)

286 Virgo Mutt in da house! Evenin' all.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (QeH9j)

287 High Heels Make every woman's ass & legs look great, Gingy. I always wear heels except in my house or garden.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (gjOCp)

288 ~~Floppy Weiners~~ Georrge RR Marrtin also grabs some historical names too I noticed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (hn5v5)

289 I need a fucking cheat sheet or something. Yeah, but I need to set up a bbd page. I'm kinda paranoid even though I know fat trudie has me on her list.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (diBM9)

290 (yes, I realize that it's Andre the Giant on the right)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (kKdYS)

291 Taurus Labrador might work.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (SAMxH)

292 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 09, 2014 11:32 PM (R+XDI)

*Fist Bump*

How's the "old lady" doing? I am hoping she is well; with child!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:33 PM (lq3Ak)

293 Tammy: liberal Yankees should just stay in their own shitholes and be forced to wallow in the crap of their own making. Their are worse than fucking locusts.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:34 PM (Q8vlx)

294 I know. Who'd have thought that Ron Jeremy was that tall?

Silly, that's Andre the Giant of wrestling and The Princess Bride fame.

Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 07:34 PM (l+qoZ)

295 Yeah, I think Georrge Marrtin was a bit inspired by JRR Tolkien with the name creation, if you get me drift.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 07:34 PM (O96tM)

296 And it's time for the old folk. Tough day of trout fishing in store tomorrow. Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (SAMxH)

297 We girls with the size 11 feet don't do the dishes. With the way we cook, you're happy to do the washing up. :> Posted by: California Gir I know women that I will gladly do the dishes for some of their cooking. It is more than an even trade.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (l3vZN)

298 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 11:32 PM (aDwsi)

I think Miller actually coined that a few years ago. He nailed it then and it is just as applicable today.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (lq3Ak)

299 I'm kinda paranoid even though I know fat trudie has me on her list. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 11:33 PM (diBM9) Fat trudie?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (GEICT)

300 281 Wilt-Chamberlain, Arnold, and AndrÃ© the Giant. Posted by: HuuskerDu at April 09, 2014 11:32 PM (d3MA1) I never, ever knew that was Wilt.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (QeH9j)

301 Mona Lott

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (8FyP4)

302 @262 California Girl- I'm with you!

I love shoes. I figure it's the Lord's way of telling me I can't have ALL the shoes,by making my feet so big there are hardly any shoes in my size.

Sad.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:35 PM (NqhG2)

303 That 4' 9" dude is Arnold. He has a nice smile when it's authentic & not put on.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:36 PM (diBM9)

304 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 11:34 PM (Q8vlx) Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:36 PM (dFLsP)

305 Well, if the January birthstone was a galore instead of a garnet, I'd win for the most authentic name. On a tangentially related note, I have to love a woman who anticipates the need to know which high heels go with her various bikinis.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 09, 2014 07:36 PM (a5ljo)

306 Tammy: liberal Yankees should just stay in their own shitholes and be forced to wallow in the crap of their own making. Their are worse than fucking locusts. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 11:34 PM (Q8vlx) ------------- Agreed, but some of us who were raised in Lib shitholes voted with our feet long, long ago, to get away from that crap. However, it's coming to us without our consent.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:37 PM (ojnk6)

307 Espresso Chocolate Alexandrite.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 09, 2014 07:38 PM (dZGNV)

308 woman trashed a Flatiron diner Â— smashing glass ketchup bottles against a mirror and TV in a videotaped rampage Â— after a manager asked her to leave for screaming into her cellphone for 30 minutes (off the Drudgenal Inquirer again) What kind of place lets a customer sit there and scream and cuss for half an hour?

Posted by: Titanium Mustang at April 09, 2014 07:38 PM (U13jb)

309 Honestly, your best bet is a very rural area in Arkansas or Mississippi where everyone lives in trailers and things are mighty blighty already, because there's no way they could pass a law like that Texan here. I might suggest eastern Oklahoma. From the Red up to Ft. Smith is good country. Ouachita Mountains country. Hills. Pine trees. Lakes. Warm in in winter, warm in the summer. Fairly rural. Oklahoma law is pretty good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:38 PM (oEo/n)

310 Liberal Yankees should be converted into soylent biodiesel.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:38 PM (c6N69)

311 Goodnight to all the 'rons *checking out* for the night. May your evenings be pleasant and uneventful!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:39 PM (lq3Ak)

312 tortoises being 'saved' from the gang-banging sides of beef Down here they stopped motorcycles cause of the tortoises. Now, the gubmint is destroying their native habitat to build a solar plant. Stupid fucks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:39 PM (diBM9)

313 OMG, LittleMissSpellcheck, you made me LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:39 PM (dFLsP)

314 What the hell is this? Boyfriend Twin http://tinyurl.com/mrzj5q7 Taking selfies to an even more absurd level?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2014 07:39 PM (WlWt+)

315 Silly, that's Andre the Giant of wrestling and The Princess Bride fame. Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 11:34 PM see also #290. Although the commonalities between Ron Jeremy and Andre the Giant have yet to be explained...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:39 PM (kKdYS)

316 SnowyBits, I think I ought to go to nearby San Francisco to see where all the Queens get their glorious shoes.

Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 07:40 PM (l+qoZ)

317 Tammy: I hate what they have done to some of the nicest places in this country. Assholes the lot of them. They have not improved anyone's quality of life anyplace they have invaded. Smug assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:40 PM (Q8vlx)

318 Chavez I live in the Moonbat state, Massachusetts & can honestly say I never voted for one of those fools. When there wasn't a choice I wrote myself in.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:40 PM (gjOCp)

319 Not stupid. They know what they are doing. "Environment" is just an excuse to screw with us cousin-humping redneck retards.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:40 PM (c6N69)

320 Eastern Oklahoma practically IS Arkansas!

Krsitpohper, the flaw in your logic is that some poor sod'd have to eat the bastards.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:40 PM (dFLsP)

321 Fat trudie? Our NSA monitor.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:41 PM (diBM9)

322 315 About a Foot in height vs. 5 or 6 inches in length.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

323 I think the claims of it being a solar plant are a cover Bebes, after all how many endangered birds have already been cooked in flight by it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 07:41 PM (b7rtK)

324 more than a dozen sniper-like attacks on drivers on Kansas City freeways over the past month. Three drivers have been wounded Warming up early for the insanity that is mid-April.

Posted by: Titanium Mustang at April 09, 2014 07:41 PM (U13jb)

325 And, I didn't think Arnold was all that tall. He's like maybe 6'0", right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:41 PM (oEo/n)

326 What Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold are wearing are their costumes from Conan The Destroyer. Ironically in that movie, Wilt played a palace guardsman who was tasked with protecting a young maiden's person and her virginity (until the sacrifice, of course). Wilt took this duty very seriously on and off set, treating the young woman like a daughter of his own.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2014 07:42 PM (WlWt+)

327 Quick Takes Â– Trigger Warnings, Free-Expression Taxes, and an Open Letter The focus this time: Free Speech & Higher Education. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5512

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2014 07:42 PM (AymDN)

328 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 11:40 PM (Q8vlx) Well, they often improve it at first, but then the shit starts hitting the fan. And even when they don't get too outta hand, they drive up the real estate prices so high the locals can't afford to buy anything.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:42 PM (dFLsP)

329 Tammy: Eat? You burn diesel in your pickup. 80 gallons of soylent diesel per metric ton of dead hippie.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:43 PM (c6N69)

330

Late at night John Kerry knocks on the whorehouse door. The Madam opens the door. "Sorry we are closed for the night" she tells him. The young hooker behind her says "but Madam, he has a purple heart on".

"I don't care what color his hard on is, we're closed".

Posted by: Lurker John at April 09, 2014 07:43 PM (Z3Snn)

331 @316 California Girl- Field trip! Then report back to the class. We can't be the only ones with larger feet.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:43 PM (NqhG2)

332 Carol I have no idea how you cope with living among all those degenerates. You probably deserve sainthood or something. I would go crazy!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:43 PM (Q8vlx)

333 Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2014 11:39 PM (WlWt+) Dude. Warning. Oh, and if you don't absolutely love love love those pics you will be scheduled for re-education.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 07:44 PM (QeH9j)

334 331 @316 California Girl- Field trip! Then report back to the class. We can't be the only ones with larger feet. Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 11:43 PM (NqhG2) --- Size 10. Keeps me from tipping over.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:44 PM (N/cFh)

335 I'm feeling disconnected. So I think I will. G'nite, drunks, punks, and misc funky folk.

Posted by: Titanium Mustang at April 09, 2014 07:44 PM (U13jb)

336 80 gallons of soylent diesel per metric ton of dead hippie. Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 11:43 PM (c6N69) Ahhh...... I see, my brain stopped at soylent. I love your idea! (Well, I mean, probably not IRL, but I love it in theory!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:44 PM (dFLsP)

337 Speaking of heels. While walking The Duchess Sophia just before sundown, I spotted this young woaman at the lake, snapped a crappy cellphone pic: http://tinyurl.com/l8sn2ax Not much to that, but let's take a larger look: http://tinyurl.com/ktk6yrl Ah..., a slightly closer look reveals a pair of very spiky black heels: http://tinyurl.com/kxmojat I suppressed the urge to go say hello..., she seemed lost in thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 07:45 PM (aDwsi)

338 Howdy, all! Back in my lair.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 07:45 PM (T1005)

339 Ah, Wilt was a sweetie!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:45 PM (dFLsP)

340 Is there a term for a very conservative person, who happens to live in a northern big city ? Besides " almost extinct"?

Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 07:45 PM (pJ6Ny)

341 "just found out that the City bordering mine in GA (Kennesaw), has voted in a statute that states that you can be charged up to 7x current property tax rates if your property is judged to be 'blighted'."

Not sure about Georgia, but here in Commiefornia, several municipalities enacted laws that they were using to clear out and shut down known crack houses and shooting galleries.

There was an adverse state court decision of some sort which put an end to that.

So "anti-blight" laws got rung up instead. Easier to make stick than a charge of running a drug den. And, since junkies and crackheads aren't typically much for housekeeping, blight turned out to be a convenient way to oust them.

On the other hand, I have known plenty of upstanding solid citizens who were too elderly to maintain their property, or likewise because of ill health, or poor finances, or who had eccentric tastes, whose homes and yards would have been instantly red-tagged for blight.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 09, 2014 07:45 PM (noWW6)

342 Carol, you asked last night if I have watched Ray Donovan yet but I don't think I responded. Nope. I keep intending to to, but have't yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (DmNpO)

343 337 'woaman'? Woman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

344 It beats burning babies in hospital incinerators. Just call it a post 60 trimester abortion.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (c6N69)

345 Tammy: they have really done a number on NC. Can't believe how much that state changed in 15 years.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (Q8vlx)

346 Run for your lives!!! Cthulhu has sunk beneath sea and resides in his domain again....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (b7rtK)

347 Here's a pretty spot on review of the movie involved in that first pic.

http://thomaspluck.com/2009/03/26/conan-the-destroyer/

(caution -- it's longer than an ace review)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (wNF3N)

348 340 Is there a term for a very conservative person, who happens to live in a northern big city ? Besides " almost extinct"? Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (pJ6Ny) --- "Gingy" or "Dave".

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (N/cFh)

349 Reggie says my Bond girl name is ... Something Salty Topaz. (tee hee)

Posted by: Barry at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (YBusZ)

350 Gingy, size 11 here. I'm tall and never going to tip over! And never going to go broke buying shoes

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:46 PM (NqhG2)

351 cthulu! And feeling better, I hope?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (dFLsP)

352 Let's see: Pineapple Opal Libra Dandie

Posted by: lindafell at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (PGO8C)

353 We can't be the only ones with larger feet. Guilty. Ever looked at Stuart Weitzman's? They make bigger sizes. I have some killer black leather pumps from them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (diBM9)

354 I'm in the Motel 6 from Hell...my next neighbors are watching Univision with that siht turned up to eleven...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (kKdYS)

355 I think that photo of Christine Chinkin IS Robert Duvall in drag, a few years ago.

Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (pJ6Ny)

356 cthulhu - How are you feeling?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 07:47 PM (aDwsi)

357 Now, the gubmint is destroying their native habitat to build a solar plant. ))) No specifics but there are problems inside those big solar plants. Readily available sensors and control systems don't like sleeping then waking up hard.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (Fi+kS)

358 Second Guess at ONT:

"When amongst Frosty Giants and don't Measure Up? Tell them to Heel. You'll find your Fit amongst The Wooden Fortune Tellers."

"You'll feel like a Million Dollar Woman if you're on my Wavelength. If not? ...It ain't Your Fault."

-CAC ain't got nothin' on me.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (lq3Ak)

359 Any other southern Oregon morons see a big fireball in the sky around 8:20 PM PDT? I was hoping it was SMOD, but thus far the planet seems to have remained intact.

Posted by: PabloD at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (q3y0c)

360 Alton Jackson, where are you?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (N/cFh)

361 I think cthulhu is dead, but he still lies dreaming.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (c6N69)

362 320 Eastern Oklahoma practically IS Arkansas! Not so much. I found eastern Okies to be more "Texan" in their ways. Arkies more Southern. They are not the same thing. Like the accents. A "Texan" accent is not a "Southern' accent. And vice versa.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (oEo/n)

363 All y'all ladies with feet built along noble proportions should look online for a shoe you like.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:48 PM (dFLsP)

364

uh huhuh uh huhuh... "waking up hard"... huhuhuh

Posted by: butthead at April 09, 2014 07:49 PM (9gNQd)

365 I think when you see that picture of Arnold with Andre the Giant and Wilt, you now know why actors never want to be seen anywhere near a pro wrestler. Want a good idea how big Andre was? http://tinyurl.com/nu2ty7w

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at April 09, 2014 07:50 PM (HxSXm)

366 Alton: Never go Motel6 damn, man that's one step above a crackhouse. Sleep in your car or something.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:50 PM (Q8vlx)

367 341 This is what I fear with this law here, soon to come to a neighboring city like mine. I own 6 rental houses in the area, and while I monitor them monthly or so, I could see them making a case for that juicy 7x tax increase in the interest of....the City. Renters so far are good, but if they let it slide enough, I, the owner, will be screwed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

368 Just popping in to thank whoever it was that posted the youtube clip of The Machine a while back. I think it was alexthechick. Anyhoo, I watched it tonight and really enjoyed it.

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2014 07:50 PM (ILBCY)

369 Northern Arkies are more twangy, hillbilly like. In the Delta and further south of me, you get that gorgeous drawl, but the Oazrkian areas (where I am ) are more hillbilly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:50 PM (dFLsP)

370 @353 bebe's boobs destroy- Ooo! I'll have to check them out. Thanks!

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (NqhG2)

371 Is there a term for a very conservative person, who happens to live in a northern big city ? Besides " almost extinct"? Posted by: seamrog at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (pJ6Ny) "Target" If the lefties are feeling magnanimous, "Token"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (AHzA7)

372 Hello again everybody. Anybody here read a great comic that appears on Facebook called "Off the Leash"?? It's by a British artist named Rupert Fawcett. Anyway there's a great one tonight. A man is just coming home from a business trip and his dogs are so happy to see him, they're licking his face like crazy. Finally the man says "that's great, thanks boys, go back to what you were doing before." So they go back to licking their genitals.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (HVI5a)

373 338 Howdy, all! Back in my lair..... Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005) R'lyeh Sweet R'lyeh

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (QeH9j)

374 340. Is there a term for a very conservative person, who happens to live in a northern big city ?

Besides " almost extinct"?

Francs-tireurs? Maquis? Enemy of the State?

Posted by: Barry at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (YBusZ)

375 363 All y'all ladies with feet built along noble proportions should look online for a shoe you like.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:48 PM (dFLsP)

thank goodness mine are a 5.5 so i can get the shoes from displays for less than half off at the end of the season.

Oh, and HI Ms TAMMY!!!!

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (f858s)

376 Mike Hammer, are you around? Has anyone got an email address for him? I would like to talk with you about the letters from your gggrandmother re typhus.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:51 PM (N/cFh)

377 Tammy, I went outside for two hours Sunday afternoon. I haven't seen so many dead roses in 10 years. I pruned only a few & I had to cut one climber to knee height to get to a white pith. I saw so many totally black canes. I almost went outside this afternoon, but it's still cold for this time of year & I don't want to prune one back to live growth & have it die back.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:52 PM (gjOCp)

378 363- I hate buying shoes online. They never seem to fit comfortably and even if it's free to return them, it's a hassle. I guess beggars can't be choosers, especially if we beggars have a solid foundation.

Posted by: California Girl at April 09, 2014 07:52 PM (l+qoZ)

379 346 Run for your lives!!! Cthulhu has sunk beneath sea and resides in his domain again....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 11:46 PM (b7rtK) Hide posts from (b7rtK)

No, the time for panic was when I was rampaging around the low country. Now I'm over in Clownifornia threatening to rip away the curtains of sanity.....from residents of Berkeley and San Francisco.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 07:53 PM (T1005)

380 Tammy: they have really done a number on NC. Can't believe how much that state changed in 15 years. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 11:46 PM (Q8vlx) I was thinking of NC when I posted that, and Asheville in particular, but MY GOD, Chapel Hill, et al is insane with Yankees.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:53 PM (dFLsP)

381 340. Dhimmi

Posted by: Powderhouse at April 09, 2014 07:53 PM (YBusZ)

382 How about a term for a conservative AOSHQ reader who lives in THE MOST BORING CITY IN ALL OF CALIFORNIA?!?!?!?!? ;-) http://tinyurl.com/nbpaf8x

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 07:54 PM (HVI5a)

383 GUSHIE! MWAH MWAH MWAH! Prayers said and will continue to be said for tomorrow, sweet one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:54 PM (dFLsP)

384 Barry: Francs-tireurs? Maquis? Enemy of the State? An Enemy of the State, by F. Paul Wilson tinyurl.com/o2d5k4o It was old SF ... but it's starting to look like good financial advice these days.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:54 PM (c6N69)

385 Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 11:52 PM (gjOCp) Are they own-root???? I'd be devastated if I were you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:54 PM (dFLsP)

386 [i} Want a good idea how big Andre was? [/i} Yah, Why I say that comparing Arnold is not a total comparison. He was bulked but never that tall or massivee. He w as an impressive 6' guy with the physique. Thehto re were bigger and more powerful but no so photo friendly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 09, 2014 07:54 PM (oEo/n)

387 Ah, Steve, I loved living in Lakewood. So homey.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:55 PM (dFLsP)

388 My Bond Villain name would be Cancer Blue Heeler.... i dunno. Sounds kinda dumb to me. Bebe is being the worlds best friend tomorrow when i go to the hospital to sit with dad and see if we can keep him from freaking. Shes bringing food to keep him occupied, too. Mom actually said she preferred to see Beeb and i after she gets out of recovery. Sister can come to the hospital the next day because she is too annoying

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 07:55 PM (f858s)

389 Hi all, Read a bit, but am daring to post after not reading the whole thread. Last time I did that y'all were all will a talking about this in my ass meme. WTF was that? To be more current, what is the latest news on a Vegas meetup? I missed a post from yankeefitfh, but in response...I'll plan on being there if we can nail down a date.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 09, 2014 07:55 PM (eBupg)

390 351 cthulu! And feeling better, I hope? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:47 PM (dFLsP) Hide posts from (dFLsP)

Haven't figured it out yet.....stopped coughing up blood a couple of days ago, itch like crazy from the biting gnats (and was bleeding profusely on the airplane, which I dabbed up with cocktail napkins), wrenched a bunch of parts dealing with the luggage, and haven't had more than a sip to drink so far. And I had to debug the internet connection before I got here. I figure I should probably know if I'm "better" by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 07:55 PM (T1005)

391 Tammy, the internet does help. What else is a PITA is the weather here. It starts to snow in November and melts mid April. Then we have mud for another month. We don't have much time for cute shoes.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 07:56 PM (NqhG2)

392 Tammy: The Triad area is evil for the most part now. Insane.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 07:56 PM (Q8vlx)

393 WTH is going on at that ranch in Nevada? Do I understand correctly that this crap all started over the feds protecting tortoise habitat?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 07:57 PM (DmNpO)

394 383 GUSHIE! MWAH MWAH MWAH!

Prayers said and will continue to be said for tomorrow, sweet one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 11:54 PM (dFLsP)

XOXOXOXOXOXO back at you and Peaches and B C, and coothie and everyone else i missed in the room gets kisses blown at them

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 07:57 PM (f858s)

395 356 cthulhu - How are you feeling? Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 11:47 PM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)

Decent. Finally tooled around your old stompin' ground this morning -- bunch o' fine lookin' houses in that neighborhood.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 07:57 PM (T1005)

396 Well FFS, any city with a mall is gonna be boring, then, because of all the fast food/chain restaurants. Stupid criteria.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:57 PM (dFLsP)

397 cthulhu, haven't read, didn't know you weren't tiptop. <3

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:58 PM (N/cFh)

398 Gingy, I go back & read what I missed on the ONTs. My mother lost a sister to scarlet fever. I don't remember if she was older or younger than my mother, who was born in 1927. I read Mike saying his family lost three in ten days & he read it in letters.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 07:58 PM (gjOCp)

399 361 I think cthulhu is dead, but he still lies dreaming. Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 11:48 PM (c6N69) Hide posts from (c6N69)

That would be a good guess....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 07:58 PM (T1005)

400 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse: Correct. The BLM cancelled a grazing lease the family had had for decades because of a turtle. Never mind the fact that apparently the cattle had not effected the turtles for decades.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 07:58 PM (c6N69)

401 382 How about a term for a conservative AOSHQ reader who lives in THE MOST BORING CITY IN ALL OF CALIFORNIA?!?!?!?!? ;-) http://tinyurl.com/nbpaf8x Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 11:54 PM (HVI5a) I would think being in a boring town in CA would be a blessing. Boring to them is normal to us. Walking down the street in assless chaps with a slave being dragged behind you covered in vomit is their version of upscale and exciting.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 07:59 PM (QeH9j)

402 Gingy - Do you have BC's address?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

403 The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name Your Mom Moonstone Huh huh. Huh huh.

Posted by: Butt-head at April 09, 2014 07:59 PM (AymDN)

404 Cochran? Yes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 07:59 PM (N/cFh)

405 EXACTLY, RWC!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 07:59 PM (dFLsP)

406 395 Hey Cth. Glad to hear the bleeding part has quit. Quite worrisome.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:00 PM (ojnk6)

407 393 WTH is going on at that ranch in Nevada?

Do I understand correctly that this crap all started over the feds protecting tortoise habitat?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 11:57 PM (DmNpO)

yes. and whats dumbest of all is the tortoises eat the cow shit and so its better for them if the cows are out there. THIS IS OBSERVABLE TRUTH, but its an article of faith to those people that Nevada need to be re-wilded and made like it was before europeans got here. they are killing off mustangs as fast as they can too. shipping them for slaughter. Money goes to the US govt and BLM cronies who buy cheap, feedlot them then send them to Japan.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:00 PM (f858s)

408 Now that I look at the picture real good, Ahhnold kinda looks like a Buff Shaun White.;

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:00 PM (dFLsP)

409 Gingy - When BC shows up next, he has my email address, so you can ask him for it (I hereby attach my Okey Doke to that), or just send something to him, and ask him to forward it to me with your address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

410 Snowy, I can see where the weather cuts in to cute shoe-ness. I am not much of a shoe chick, so I am not much bothered by it, but I do understand.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:02 PM (dFLsP)

411 I believe the rancher stopped paying his BLM rents a while back with the argument he owned the land from olden days. I don't know the merits of his case on that.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:02 PM (l3vZN)

412 "WTH is going on at that ranch in Nevada? " War against the American people by its own government. That is what is going on. Let us not mince words here. Seems to happen a lot during Democrat Presidential 2nd terms.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:02 PM (JgC5a)

413 393 WTH is going on at that ranch in Nevada? Do I understand correctly that this crap all started over the feds protecting tortoise habitat? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 11:57 PM (DmNpO) One of the turning points. They've been F'ed with for 20 years and before the local LE and Nevada .gov kind of had their back. Not so much now.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:02 PM (QeH9j)

414 Watching the socialist Seattle councilwoman get her ass beat in a debate by Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: NWConservative at April 09, 2014 08:02 PM (+webi)

415 "Howdy, all! Back in my lair....." Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005) Welcome back, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:03 PM (lq3Ak)

416 No, the time for panic was when I was rampaging around the low country. Now I'm over in Clownifornia threatening to rip away the curtains of sanity.....from residents of Berkeley and San Francisco.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 11:53 PM (T1005)

---------

Too late.

Posted by: Darth Randall-former Californian at April 09, 2014 08:03 PM (KlVdw)

417 Kate, Upton on Jimmy Kimmel.....BRB...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:03 PM (ojnk6)

418 cthulhu - It was a heaven of a place to grow up in in the 50's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)

419 All positive vibes, prayers, and thoughts Gushka.

Ra was a bit needy this evening, commanding much petting. This was after he chased the others about like a maniac of course. He even let me hold him in the crook of my arm for about five minutes while I rubbed his tummy. Yeah I am SO support staff now a days.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (b7rtK)

420 Alton Jackson, where are you? Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 11:48 PM I'm not broadcasting it; but I'm not going to keep it a secret amongst friends. Tonight, I'm in the saddest Motel 6 room you can imagine. Was asked to vacate the premises today. Complied.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (kKdYS)

421 "I believe the rancher stopped paying his BLM rents a while back with the argument he owned the land from olden days. " Which is true. Feds seized his land and started charging him rent (aka Taxes), which he did not pay.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (JgC5a)

422 Cthulhu, GET to a Doctor ASAP. I don't want you to end up like my brother! I'm sure you don't want to either! Just GO!

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (gjOCp)

423 JInx: Incorrect. The BLM ordered him off, and refused to renew a decades old lease.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (c6N69)

424 The debate being over the $15 minimum wage BTW.

Posted by: NWConservative at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (+webi)

425 417 OK but nothing special.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 08:04 PM (Q8vlx)

426 Tammy, at least I have some cute-ish boots. Not stompy boots. I would fall on my rear with all the ice!

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 08:05 PM (NqhG2)

427 I sent him a tweet, Mike Hammer.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 08:05 PM (N/cFh)

428 I believe the rancher stopped paying his BLM rents a while back with the argument he owned the land from olden days. I don't know the merits of his case on that. Posted by: Jinx ---------------- I regard that as secondary to the jackbooted thug (literally) approach that the BLM has taken. Snipers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

429 Goldfish Topaz here. A snack and a spy novel. Hmm... rather James Bondish, after all.

Posted by: tcn at April 09, 2014 08:05 PM (fwcEs)

430 420 Alton Jackson, where are you? Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 11:48 PM I'm not broadcasting it; but I'm not going to keep it a secret amongst friends. Tonight, I'm in the saddest Motel 6 room you can imagine. Was asked to vacate the premises today. Complied. Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2014 12:04 AM (kKdYS) --- Whaaaat

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (N/cFh)

431 Gingy - Ok. Just drop me a note with 'gingy' in the subject line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

432 I am a total animal lover, don't get me wrong, but every damn time I hear this kind of freaking bullshit about protecting some sort of obscure fucking thing that'd probably go extinct on its own anyway I can't help but remember that these assholes do not give a flying fuck about unborn babies, but will go to Herculean efforts for some pea-brained creature that is barely one step above an amoeba.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (dFLsP)

433 Kate Upton is on Kimmel now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (DmNpO)

434 navybrat: The land in question was a BLM grazing lease the family had used for decades. The BLM abruptly canceled the lease over a bloody turtle.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (c6N69)

435 Sounds like the same raw deal my friends the oyster farmers got at Pt. Reyes, then.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:06 PM (l3vZN)

436 Snipers are standard on these types of ops. Lon Horiuchi got promoted after his "work" at Ruby Ridge.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:07 PM (JgC5a)

437 I am combining and customizing my Bond name. Dog breed then birthstone makes me Golden Diamond which I will keep.

Posted by: Flaming Skull Fan at April 09, 2014 08:07 PM (59jdD)

438 RWC: exactly. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

439 Alton, We're friends of a sort. Where do you live? I'm in MA & have a big house but only one bathroom. If you are nearby email BC1981 to ask for my email address.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (gjOCp)

440 397 cthulhu, haven't read, didn't know you weren't tiptop. <3 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 11:58 PM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

It's kind of a long saga....went to NC, got cough, cough fought CPAP machine to a draw every night, leaving my throat as a churned-up battlefield every morning, freaked some of the regulars with the phrase "coughing-up blood" (of which, there is bright-red irritated throat/esophagus/windpipe [annoying, not serious] and dark blood embedded in mucus [can be very serious indeed] flavors)....besides that, it's mostly wear-and-tear.

Tomorrow, I got pictures from the hotel where their maintenance department thought everything could be fixed with caulk.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (T1005)

441 I do love boots! And I was informed by Rum many moons ago that Stompy Boots are not heel-ish boots, but rather Doc Martin-y kinds of boots.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (dFLsP)

442 "Sounds like the same raw deal my friends the oyster farmers got at Pt. Reyes, then." You are the bright one! Paying attention, are we? Yes, we are. May more of us do so.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (JgC5a)

443 These enviromental idiots always forget about their hero Darwin. How fucking conveinient.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (Q8vlx)

444 the ranch is in Clark Co. NV. Maybe Hairy Reid has some cronies who need it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:08 PM (l3vZN)

445 411 I believe the rancher stopped paying his BLM rents a while back with the argument he owned the land from olden days. I don't know the merits of his case on that.))) From what I read yes the BLM and he have had a long drawn out battle. So maybe legal wise there can be some doubt. But the BLM to spend $3 million on rounding up a 1000 cows shows this is all about power. The family isn't dangerous and the fucking BLM has helicopters out.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 08:09 PM (Fi+kS)

446 And some IIIper sites I visit say they will show up in NV. We'll see.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:09 PM (QeH9j)

447 And yes, Mike. The BLM brought in snipers ... which begs the question: WTF are the BLM and Forest service doing with firearms? There is no reason for a ranger or a blm person to be armed. If someone is doing something wrong on PUBLIC land, the proper way to deal with it is to ask a judge for an injunction, and let the offender explain to a judge why he can ignore court orders.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:09 PM (c6N69)

448 420 Alton, would you mind sharing which part of the Country you are in right now?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:09 PM (ojnk6)

449 "The BLM abruptly canceled the lease over a bloody turtle." I appreciate the correction. The result is the same.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:09 PM (JgC5a)

450 Nite all

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (Q8vlx)

451 Tomorrow, I got pictures from the hotel where their maintenance department thought everything could be fixed with caulk. Posted by: cthulhu at April 10, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005) Looka here, boy...you was in the South. That is the Gospel Truth, True Canon. If you cain't fix it with duct tape and caulk, you ain't used enough duct tape and caulk.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (dFLsP)

452 Never forget these bright boffins managed an endangered beach bird into extinction down in Florida about two decades ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (b7rtK)

453 432 I am a total animal lover, don't get me wrong, but every damn time I hear this kind of freaking bullshit about protecting some sort of obscure fucking thing that'd probably go extinct on its own anyway I can't help but remember that these assholes do not give a flying fuck about unborn babies, but will go to Herculean efforts for some pea-brained creature that is barely one step above an amoeba.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 10, 2014 12:06 AM (dFLsP)

whats worse is the tortoise flourishes on cow shit. it appears by "helping it" they are actually going to starve them. Tortise max numbers happen to be when the cattle are at max numbers. and the recreational usage people have no problems with cows. they are quite safe and usually run from sandrails and motorcycles. The Govt case is horsecrap. Charging a man to use his land is crazy.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (f858s)

454 415 "Howdy, all! Back in my lair....."
Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005)

Welcome back, amigo! Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:03 AM (lq3Ak) Hide posts from (lq3Ak)

Thanks, Slap!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (T1005)

455 Courtesy of Fox News Reporting special a few days ago, I learned of the Hage family ranch which was targeted by the bureau of land management and made their lives hell. Check out that story while we're discussing the feds targeting of citizens.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

456 Dang it, Alton, if you were local, we'd have you stay with us! {{{{{AJ}}}}} and prayers. God is close to the broken-hearted.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:10 PM (optUF)

457 Tammy, I seem to remember that now that you mention it. I've been lurking here long enough to remember Rum. I miss her. I hope her real life is going well.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 08:11 PM (NqhG2)

458 Navybrat, it is not just the feds. I have a 130 acres of land that I cannot let my sons have a place to live on if they want. Freedom? I feel like I belong in another century.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:11 PM (l3vZN)

459 Steffi Graf sure hasn't aged well.

Posted by: OCBill at April 09, 2014 08:11 PM (VCCXE)

460 418 cthulhu - It was a heaven of a place to grow up in in the 50's. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 10, 2014 12:04 AM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)

It didn't exactly look like section 8 housing now.

What was a nice moron like you doing in a place like that?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:11 PM (T1005)

461 The "1st Amenment Zone" established by the BLM is total Goose-Stepper bullshit. Apparently the family was significantly hassled for taking video.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

462 Gushie, it sounds to me like the govt is just looking to get his land, no?? Alton, WTF??? Mindy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:12 PM (dFLsP)

463 What was a nice moron like you doing in a place like that? Posted by: cthulhu ------------------------- Apparently the stork f'cked up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:12 PM (aDwsi)

464 Bebe is being the worlds best friend tomorrow Awww. But don't forget all 2am crying phone calls you got from me when my mom was so sick. You are the only reason I didn't completely lose it. Keeping you guys company is the least I can do.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 08:12 PM (diBM9)

465 >>>The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name

Burrito Opal? I don't know about that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2014 08:12 PM (Iyg03)

466 I miss Rum, too. I am hoping she found her a man and is busy making babies.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:13 PM (dFLsP)

467 As regards the Federal Gov., these are the very same people who somehow, beyond all odds, manage to lose money selling liquor and woo-woo, in Nevada. The same ones now deploying snipers on cattle ranchers, albeit separated by a couple decades.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:13 PM (JgC5a)

468 What's up with the 130 acres, why can't you give your sons a place to live?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 08:14 PM (0LHZx)

469 But the BLM to spend $3 million on rounding up a 1000 cows shows this is all about power. The family isn't dangerous and the fucking BLM has helicopters out.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 10, 2014 12:09 AM (Fi+kS)

if it cost 3 million to round up herds of cattle, we could never afford steak. with choppers it is pure child's play. one afternoon. Takes no skill. They round up Mustangs that way all the time. I CALL BULLSHIT.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:15 PM (f858s)

470 NDH, what station is the show you posted about on? I'll try it if it's on demand.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:15 PM (gjOCp)

471 Hi, Tammy! Glad to see you and so nice to have Gushie with us! Praying for her family as well. Love you all, but I'm mostly lurking these days because I've been busy and can't keep up an online conversation too well.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:15 PM (optUF)

472 Don't forget that the BATF lost about $127 million in cigarettes.

http://tinyurl.com/komb8fo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 08:15 PM (b7rtK)

473 Moo moo: Zoning issues I'll bet. A lot of states won't let you put a second house on rural land. They think it is "green" somehow.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:15 PM (c6N69)

474 Ok I'm out. Bless, y'all.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 09, 2014 08:16 PM (N/cFh)

475 Goodnight all! Prayers up for Gushka's Mom.

Posted by: SnowyBits at April 09, 2014 08:16 PM (NqhG2)

476 Local--county--ordinances. Restrictive overlay district because of a scenic river. I've been all through it, someone with more expensive lawyers than I can afford will have a blast.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:16 PM (l3vZN)

477 Tuna Sub Amethyst? Sub Amethyst? Tuna Amethyst? To hell with it, I never really wanted to be a Bond Girl anyhow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2014 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

478 Anyone who has any assets is a target of this government. They are achieving the redistribution they always dreamed of. They are abusing the system in every way possible to achieve this goal. You know why they are happy with a Depression? It magically turns assets into sweet, taxable liquidity.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 08:16 PM (zWBc9)

479 Mindy, don't work too hard! It was lovely seeing you for a bit, so glad you popped in!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:17 PM (dFLsP)

480 Don't forget that the BATF ~~lost~~ sold to mobsters about $127 million in cigarettes. Corrected it for you, Anna.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:17 PM (c6N69)

481 While I'm here, Gushka, do you have time for a cat question?

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:17 PM (optUF)

482 Carol -- seriously, I'll be fine. Once the breathing machine and the cough stopped fighting each other, that aspect of things started straightening out.

Of course, that was just about the time I got eaten alive by black gnats.....not in the various swamps the BH and I were cruisin' around in.....but on an island in Charleston harbor (Fort Sumter).

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (T1005)

483 A lot of states won't let you put a second house on rural land. They think it is "green" somehow. Posted by: Kristophr at April 10, 2014 12:15 AM (c6N69) ____________ The world gets more fucked up by the day.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (0LHZx)

484 My Bond Girl Name is Guacamole Moonstone. that kinda works.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (f858s)

485 I saw Blood Ties, a cop-and-ex-con brother movie with Clive Owen (should have been Bond instead of Daniel Craig) and Billy Crudup (Dr.Manhattan). James Caan played their dad. Kind of a minor-key GoodFellas, with great '70s soundtrack, a near-perfect Brooklyn feel, exciting crime set pieces. Probably won't last long in theaters, so grab at it. Clive Owen never disappoints.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (a5ljo)

486 "XOXOXOXOXOXO back at you and Peaches and B C, and coothie and everyone else i missed in the room gets kisses blown at them." Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 11:57 PM (f858s) My Favorite Nomenclature ever, darlin'! Simply? *love and prayers*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (lq3Ak)

487 NDH, what station is the show you posted about on? I'll try it if it's on demand. *** Bravo, and start from the beginning so that you get the full picture. It is unintentionally hilarious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (DmNpO)

488 Tammy, I've been praying for you as well. I know your patience has been tested.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:18 PM (optUF)

489 465 >>>The last thing you ate + Your birth stone = Your Bond Girl name

Burrito Opal? I don't know about that.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 10, 2014 12:12 AM (Iyg03) Hide posts from (Iyg03)

"Chips" Topaz?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:19 PM (T1005)

490 Good Night, Snowy and Gingy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:19 PM (lq3Ak)

491 garrett: Which is why federal reserve bankers manipulate currency to create inflation followed by depressions. It turns land owners into renters.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:19 PM (c6N69)

492 Scorpio Beagle. Doesn't really strike fear in the heart, does it?

Posted by: tcn at April 09, 2014 08:19 PM (fwcEs)

493 Yogurt Sapphire

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 08:19 PM (zWBc9)

494 Gushka, I am praying for your mother. Aren't you friends with Meroverign? I remember one night you were both here talking about his ER visit.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:20 PM (gjOCp)

495 Glad you are home OK cooth. Did this trip sour you on NC? We plan on moving south from N IL in a few years. Looking at MO, AR or TX. Hope you are doing better.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 09, 2014 08:20 PM (eBupg)

496 Greek Pizza Emerald. nuh huh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

497 Guacamole Moonstone...

Now got this image of you all hippy like in attire, even the headband and fringe buckskin. And a large bowl of guacamole that is secretly pure Wasabi. How better to kill your enemies than burn their brains out with Wasabi and chips. Plus the tacos.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 08:20 PM (b7rtK)

498 Posted by: Kristophr at April 10, 2014 12:19 AM (c6N69) Any Federal Regulator is in the business of stealing from the citizenry.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 08:20 PM (zWBc9)

499 481 While I'm here, Gushka, do you have time for a cat question?

Posted by: Mindy at April 10, 2014 12:17 AM (optUF)

Sure, Mindy! go for it!

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:21 PM (f858s)

500 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 10, 2014 12:16 AM (l3vZN) __________ OK, but did you know that when you bought the property? It's one thing to be told you can't do X with a property when you thought you could when buying. But if this rule was there when you bought it...well...you knew what you were getting into.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 08:21 PM (0LHZx)

501 Alton, please email me, if you are curently in the Southern half of this US rock. Address in nic, I hope, never tried this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:21 PM (ojnk6)

502 Jerky Sapphire here...bringin'. It old school.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:23 PM (QeH9j)

503 Imagine you are POTUS and have a GOP majority in Congress. What's the #FirstThingYouWouldDoAsPOTUS ? Fire the fuckers who turned their weapons on our citizens.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:23 PM (DmNpO)

504 494 Gushka, I am praying for your mother.
Aren't you friends with Meroverign?
I remember one night you were both here talking about his ER visit.

Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 12:20 AM (gjOCp)

yes i am! and with coothie, AnnaPuma and bebe too!

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:23 PM (f858s)

505 The Federal reserve is a private bankers organization, that allows US Presidents to appoint one public mouth-piece every few years. A private organization that was given the power by our own congress to create "money" out of thin air.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:23 PM (c6N69)

506 I have friends who want to expand their house and build a shed to store their boat and yard stuff. They've been fighting the county for a year to get permits because of some bullshit reason I don't even quite understand. And this is in a deep, deep red county in a deep deep red state. And they're still being hassled. This isn't a Democrat thing as it is a people with a power trip thing. And assholes with power trips come from both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 08:24 PM (0LHZx)

507 493 Yogurt Sapphire Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2014 12:19 AM (zWBc9) Wow. Umm, must wow.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:24 PM (QeH9j)

508 Can't remember where I saw it earlier but here is another mention of the $3mil number for the govt to round up less than a thousand cattle. http://tinyurl.com/ou7eyqm The govt is way out of wack.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 08:24 PM (Fi+kS)

509 Stompy Boots are not heel-ish boots, but rather Doc Martin-y kinds of boots. Both are stompy boots. Select type according to your mood.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 08:25 PM (diBM9)

510 477 Tuna Sub Amethyst?
Sub Amethyst?
Tuna Amethyst?

To hell with it, I never really wanted to be a Bond Girl anyhow.

Dude, I'm Pigs-in-a-blanket Amethyst... that's like a fat stripper name

Posted by: radioactive at April 09, 2014 08:25 PM (sLz2a)

511 Mr Moo Moo, A lot of regulations change over 30+ years. The rules are much different now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (l3vZN)

512 I am having trouble understanding how anyone has the nerve to tell someone to vacate their own premises. I am assuming you are not violently drunk and have not been beating her (which may be a mistake, given that we're Morons), so I don't see why you have to leave your house. The bedroom, yes, I can see that. But the house???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (dFLsP)

513 495 Glad you are home OK cooth.

Did this trip sour you on NC?

We plan on moving south from N IL in a few years. Looking at MO, AR or TX.

Hope you are doing better. Posted by: The Farmer at April 10, 2014 12:20 AM (eBupg) Hide posts from (eBupg)

Actually, NC looks mighty fine compared to where I'm living today....but I'm concerned about all this talk about moonbats moving in.

I didn't evaluate MO (too far north), but AR and TX both made the short list. Only thing that really worries about AR is tornadoes -- http://tinyurl.com/oocd34c .

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (T1005)

514 $3M broken down like this: $0.5M to round up cattle $2.95M to pay 100 contractors to sit around watching the cattle getting rounded up It's how gubmt works

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (0LHZx)

515 So Maet just typed in "whatever" to Google image search? Somehow I don't feel like this was a good use of the internet.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (lj4x1)

516 NDH, I will try it when I get neck injections. I'm going to neck pain doctor tomorrow. I forgot to tell my boss I won't be in, my appt. is @ 1:45. It's a consult & if he has time Friday can inject me Friday. I need him to do neck that is making left arm & shoulder kill me. It's referred pain & pills don't help.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:26 PM (gjOCp)

517 This is the problem with deficit spending. The Feds become starved for every dollar. And they will come and get it, one way or the other. From all of us. After all, they have none without us. A reasonable government living within its means does not need to do this.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:27 PM (JgC5a)

518 Thanks so much Gushka! My 16-year-old cat suddenly developed a weird thing with his toes. The inside toe of each front foot is a little misshapen -- kinda looks like the fur is mashed flat so his toes don't form a rounded foot like they used to. (Boy, am I finding this hard to explain!) For a few days, he seemed to be grooming his face more gingerly than usual, but that's better now. He uses his scratching post a little less vigorously than usual as well. Also, he has been making very exaggerated scraping noises with his tongue after eating or bathing. Don't know if that is related, but it started at the same time.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:29 PM (optUF)

519 There is no reason for a ranger or a blm person to be armed Um, they go places where things (bear, cougar) still consider us dinner. So yeah they should be armed. But there is no fucking reason for them to have paramilitary units. What the fuck else can you call deployed sniper teams?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 08:30 PM (diBM9)

520 Our real house is in an unincorporated area and we can do whatever the hell we want with regards to building. Which means ya gotta have a very thorough inspection when you buy out here, because of the lack of building codes, but it's worth it. I do think there are tax issue, because I notice a lot if people are building big pole barns, then converting them after they have it assessed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:30 PM (dFLsP)

521 Gushka, I am praying for your mother. Ditto here. I missed the post on your mother but wish her the best. Just lost mine on 3/15. Tough deal. The best goes out to your Mom.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 09, 2014 08:31 PM (eBupg)

522 I correct myself. The Feds will come after every dollar and they will spend $100 to collect $10. They call that "compliance spending".

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:31 PM (JgC5a)

523 By the way, my deepest thinks to all who pray for mom tomorrow. its the Dr who invented this surgery doing it tomorrow, people get on waiting lists from all over the world to see him, so i feel pretty good about her chances, God willing, and our luck hold with the tissue being all good. Please ask for a good biopsy result for mom so dad doesnt freak out... which is my worst concern. Sister is no help. Bebe jumped in and has been much better, as a matter of fact, and twice as helpful. Dad loves her. Mom thinks shes great. Grim thinks shes great. Uncle horse worships her.

BTW UNcle Horse is on my list. I sent him for training brush up with the person i learned from and he promptly was a star, then disgraced himself with a bucking bronco routine worthy of a National Finals Rodeo and literally bucked his shoes off! in the process he cut his hind foot and nicked a tendon sheath. Its healing well now but required surgery. While we were doing that he kicked the vet! yes, my sweet Uncle Horse broke our vet who prolly saved his life, while he was doing it. I have not yet received the bill. i am scared to think about it.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:32 PM (f858s)

524 bebe: And the district ranger would issue them a bolt action rifle if there was a bear or cougar problem in the area. But they did NOT get issued sidearms and AR-15 until recently.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:32 PM (c6N69)

525 If the Park Service and BLM had not allowed the land they control that is on the US-Mexican border get out of control, to name one area, then they would not need para-military units. Units they never use to clear out those areas, instead they post signs warning citizen tax-payers to avoid those areas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2014 08:32 PM (b7rtK)

526 520 Our real house is in an unincorporated area and we can do whatever the hell we want with regards to building. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 10, 2014 12:30 AM (dFLsP) Tammy, luvya, but if you believe that you're not payin attention.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:32 PM (QeH9j)

527 Adam Carolla's Rich Man/Poor Man. -- Dying in a hotel room.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2014 08:33 PM (ZPrif)

528 Gushka, Where is Mero tonight? I miss him!

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:33 PM (gjOCp)

529 517 I'm awaiting to inevitable transfer of 401ks, IRAs, and Annuitys to a Myra. It's Only a matter of time, IMO, especially if Cankles gets in in 2016.Even if she doesn't, the bloat will not allow those trillions to go untouched.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:33 PM (ojnk6)

530 "...instead they post signs warning citizen tax-payers to avoid those areas." That area has been ceded to the drug gangs.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:34 PM (JgC5a)

531 466 I miss Rum, too. I am hoping she found her a man and is busy making babies. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 10, 2014 12:13 AM (dFLsP) If that's the case, the old adage, "pix or it didn't happen" would be in order.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at April 09, 2014 08:34 PM (HxSXm)

532 "compliance spending". Translates to. That's a nice "?" You got there be a shame if it burned up.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 08:34 PM (Fi+kS)

533 RWC: Some states are still sane. The only zoning here in Wyoming is inside the 4 largest towns.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:35 PM (c6N69)

534 I am having trouble understanding how anyone has the nerve to tell someone to vacate their own premises. **** My next door neighbor had lost his job and decided to stay in one night and skip his evening with his girlfriend. He texted her "I'm sick of this shit" and she went to the cops and said she thought he might hurt himself. That night cops show up at my door wanting to know whether I had seen him that day. I said that I hadn't, but that I hadn't been home. I told them that I had seen him the day prior to which the girlfriend said that she had too. The police asked me whether he usually parks his car in the garage, and I responded that he does. Next thing I know, my street is lined with cops, a firetruck, and an ambulance. I thought he had died. No. His girlfriend and the cops called his parents, who own the home, and asked them to come and unlock the house, which they did, in a panic, of course. They open the door, find him passed out in his own bed, shine a light in his face and order him out of bed. He was shit-faced drunk and had no idea what was going on, which was a good thing because had he not been he would have pulled his gun and fired on the intruders who entered his home at midnight. He was forced to go, by ambulance, to a psychiatric ward for evaluation. An hour later he was released but had his gun taken away and has to jump through hoops to get it back. He's no longer with the girlfriend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:35 PM (DmNpO)

535 We've, (I've... *guilty*), told Maetenloch that "Minimal ONTs" are as good as "Full-Volume, Content-Rich, Thought-Provoking, Colorfully-Illustrated, Politics-Fertile, Fluffy-Animal Filled, Animated, GIF-Filled Fonts of Research and Entertainment." I told him, (alongside a few others), that the "Minimalist ONT" would work. It would only take, "A Gun, A Chick and a Piece of Cheese". ...and The Horde would post and post and post. (Somewhere near my exact quote.) He has taken the challenge and proven me correct. Last night was "light", but tonight is "heavy". -Never Challenge Cobs. They'll not only "show you up", but they'll prove their worth on The Field of Battle. I don't think that there was a "message" behind last night's ONT, but there may be something here Tonight.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:35 PM (lq3Ak)

536 518 Thanks so much Gushka!

My 16-year-old cat suddenly developed a weird thing with his toes. The inside toe of each front foot is a little misshapen -- kinda looks like the fur is mashed flat so his toes don't form a rounded foot like they used to. (Boy, am I finding this hard to explain!) For a few days, he seemed to be grooming his face more gingerly than usual, but that's better now. He uses his scratching post a little less vigorously than usual as well. Also, he has been making very exaggerated scraping noises with his tongue after eating or bathing. Don't know if that is related, but it started at the same time.

Posted by: Mindy at April 10, 2014 12:29 AM (optUF)

take him to the vet. he might have an ingrown nail, or he might have a weird buildup of toe jam in his claw sheaths. i know that sounds weird, but my little Skindy and Tini had that as a problem and i grew skilled at cleaning them out. I am not sure what your kittys issue is but i know its cheaper when you catch problems early

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:35 PM (f858s)

537 Well, maybe not, RWC, but all I know is, when we added on, we didn't have to get a permit, and we don't need one for the little cottage we're building at the bottom of our property and no one came to inspect any of the work that was done. Very different than CA, but maybe I don't understand it properly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:35 PM (dFLsP)

538 528 Gushka, Where is Mero tonight? I miss him! Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 12:33 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) You call, I am here. And {{gentle hugs}}

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 08:36 PM (qyfb5)

539 Was feeding dogs a treat of raw pot roast, my 2 Dane mixes turned 2 today. Tammy, Slap, Mrs. Crank is at 31 weeks and starting to get over it. Can't hardly breathe, needs to pee all the time, and various other indignities of pregnancy. We're thinking she'll go early rather than late. Last childbirth class was tonight, need to get the baby bug-out bag ready. Also did taxes today. The IRS can eat me.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 09, 2014 08:37 PM (R+XDI)

540 cthulu, you don't want to move to any of the really red areas on that map of Arkansas anyway. Very blue.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:37 PM (dFLsP)

541 "Compliance spending" is an actual budget item on any given US budget. Subset of Treasury. Spend it or lose it.

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:37 PM (JgC5a)

542 ManWithNoParty: If it goes that far south, take out a loan on your properties, buy gold with the money, and flee the country. A bunch of Russians had wished they had gotten the fuck out in 1917.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:37 PM (c6N69)

543 Good night every one. Put more water in the soup, better times coming.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 08:38 PM (l3vZN)

544 523 By the way, my deepest thinks to all who pray for mom tomorrow. its the Dr who invented this surgery doing it tomorrow, people get on waiting lists from all over the world to see him, so i feel pretty good about her chances, God willing, and our luck hold with the tissue being all good. Please ask for a good biopsy result for mom so dad doesnt freak out... which is my worst concern. Sister is no help. Bebe jumped in and has been much better, as a matter of fact, and twice as helpful. Dad loves her. Mom thinks shes great. Grim thinks shes great. Uncle horse worships her.

BTW UNcle Horse is on my list. I sent him for training brush up with the person i learned from and he promptly was a star, then disgraced himself with a bucking bronco routine worthy of a National Finals Rodeo and literally bucked his shoes off! in the process he cut his hind foot and nicked a tendon sheath. Its healing well now but required surgery. While we were doing that he kicked the vet! yes, my sweet Uncle Horse broke our vet who prolly saved his life, while he was doing it. I have not yet received the bill. i am scared to think about it.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 12:32 AM (f858s) Hide posts from (f858s)

I'll join the list praying for your mom. And WTF got into Uncle Horse?!? He's not equipped to be mistaken for a feisty three-year-old -- so why is he acting like one?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 08:39 PM (T1005)

545 Alton, if youre lurking, please hit the email in my nic. I can help. If that is not working, I 'll just put it out here. Been where you are man, and have the scars. Let me hear from you please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:39 PM (ojnk6)

546 Man With No Party, I screwed up, I needed a new roof & took hardship from 401(k) but forgot to have federal taxes withheld. I stopped giving anything to it after 2008 crash & decided I would rather have it safe in savings account. I may take another hard show to pay taxes. I do not trust them & trust them less each month.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:39 PM (gjOCp)

547 He's no longer with the girlfriend. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2014 12:35 AM (DmNpO) Well for God's sake.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:40 PM (dFLsP)

548 Night all. Here is "Creature Lives" by Mastodon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxALZkrAIIE

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 09, 2014 08:40 PM (AymDN)

549 Thanks, Gushka, appreciate your sharing your extensive knowledge! I was wondering if it was arthritis or gout or ??? I can still move his toe around and make the nail poke out like I do when I trim his nails. Aagh! There he is making his scrape-y tongue noise again. Guess I better make a vet call tomorrow. Poor little guy hates car rides, but we don't have any vets here who make house calls.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:40 PM (optUF)

550 He's no longer with the girlfriend. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2014 12:35 AM (DmNpO) fnord (DmNpO) So... you're saying she's available?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 08:41 PM (qyfb5)

551 "Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 10, 2014 12:37 AM (R+XDI) " *High-Five* ...to Mrs. Crank, you and the doggies! May God Keep you and may our prayers surround you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:42 PM (lq3Ak)

552 That desperate, Merovign?

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:42 PM (c6N69)

553 So... you're saying she's available? **** Oh how I laughed and laughed at this.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:43 PM (DmNpO)

554 Mindy, is kitty drinking enough?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:43 PM (dFLsP)

555 542 Already own a small Bar and Grill in Belize. My plan was sell all this stuff out and take the equity and run. Just gotta know when 3 months before the freakout is gonna happen. If I could call that, I would already be a much, much, wealthier man.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:43 PM (ojnk6)

556 "...And this is in a deep, deep red county in a deep deep red state. And they're still being hassled. This isn't a Democrat thing as it is a people with a power trip thing. And assholes with power trips come from both sides of the aisle." Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 10, 2014 12:24 AM (0LHZx) Yup. I'm in Ohio, where "Mixed Messages" are the politician's Feast.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:45 PM (lq3Ak)

557 if it costs three mil to gather a thousand head of cattle they're doin it wrong.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 08:46 PM (pJN5Z)

558 Tammy, the kitty loves to drink out of a tub I have under a leaky toilet tank. Maybe he's getting too much rust in his diet. The little stinker won't drink the water we set out for him.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:47 PM (optUF)

559 Belize, I have been there more than once, loved it. John Macafee had a different experience from what I understand

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2014 08:47 PM (JgC5a)

560 'Night all. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:48 PM (QeH9j)

561 Oh how I laughed and laughed at this. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2014 12:43 AM (DmNpO) fnord (DmNpO) Yeah. Funny. *ahem* *whistles*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 08:48 PM (qyfb5)

562 Houses are a depreciating asset these days. If you are income neutral without the rents, convert to metal now. Physical metal, not soon-to-be-worthless GLD or SLV paper. Silver is particularly undervalued now. Mining ratio for silver-gold is 16 to 1, but at the moment pricing is almost 50 to 1. This is being caused by severe market manipulation by JP Morgan, the "caretakers" of the SLV paper market ... they issue far more paper silver futures than they have actual metal.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:49 PM (c6N69)

563
I'll join the list praying for your mom. And WTF got into Uncle Horse?!? He's not equipped to be mistaken for a feisty three-year-old -- so why is he acting like one?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 10, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)

our best guess is when i sold him they did something SO SCARY he panics when we do stuff that reminds him of it. Prolly sent him to a mexican horse breaker. Anyway he acted like someone who had PTSD who got kicked right square in their trigger. (apologies to those annoyed by Gender studies Grad students who abuse the term) Anyway hes home now and no longer pitching fits. Mom thinks that he needs kitties to keep him calm and happy just like i do.

whatever his issue. Bebe was there when the vet tried to fix his foot and watched the whole debacle. it was... Awful. But when i opened my bandage today after a week cooking in its dressings i liked what i saw!

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:49 PM (f858s)

564 The Hillary folks are getting ready for 2016 on Twitter. They think this group will work: https://twitter.com/Faith4Hillary

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at April 09, 2014 08:49 PM (HxSXm)

565 Mindy, we used to have a kitteh that would only drink out of a running faucet. (I assume she got water somewhere else during the day, but I had to run the faucet a bit several times in the evening! I think she just liked to play in it.)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:49 PM (dFLsP)

566 G'night Hat and RWC.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:50 PM (lq3Ak)

567 So did Carol go to sleep? If not, how are things going?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 08:50 PM (qyfb5)

568 Mindy, I had three cats at once when I was a teenager. My favorite was a white cat with one blue eye & one green. He was polite, he would let the other cats & dog eat first. Frosty washed the other cats all the time. He was second oldest male & last was female. Oldest died & Frosty continued to wash other cat. Frosty lost some teeth & started to drool all over himself. I used to give him bath w/baby shampoo in kitchen sink. He sat through it so he could be clean & would sit on my lap every time afterwards, . He probably had a cancer of his stomach & we had to put him asleep. I had four cats & none will ever live up to that little white kitten we got him from a neighbor & couldn't think of a name for weeks. He was a gentleman, for a cat.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:50 PM (gjOCp)

569 546 Carol, this is only my own position, lord knows I would never advocate it. However, if you are comfortable with this move, though expensive, I applaud it. My assets are tied up in stuff that generates income. Nothing left in a confiscable account. I see it coming though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:52 PM (ojnk6)

570 And the district ranger would issue them a bolt action rifle if there was a bear or cougar problem in the area I'm guessing you've never been in the back country & been stalked by something that you didn't know was there, but made your lab's fur stand on end from her nose to the tip of her tail & produce the most menacing growl I ever heard from her. I didnt even know the fur on her snout & tail would do that. Yeah, asking what was probably a mountain lion to just hang on and wait where it was for someone to go into town for a rifle isn't really an option.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 08:52 PM (diBM9)

571 Tammy, our cat used to like drinking from a faucet, so we would leave one dripping for him. Now, he just wants that sweet toilet tank water! If I close the door, he makes a pill out of himself trying to get in.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:52 PM (optUF)

572 But when i opened my bandage today after a week cooking in its dressings i liked what i saw! Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 12:49 AM (f858s) fnord (f858s) Only you, Gushie, would look at a week-old wound under a bandage and be tickled to bits!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 08:53 PM (qyfb5)

573 Lord, can hardly keep my eys open. Night, y'all. ( I always say that when it's morning) Lots of loves and good vibes to you, Gushie..... and The Mama, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 09, 2014 08:53 PM (dFLsP)

574 let's all bring Alton Jackson some food!...whatever he wants!!!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 09, 2014 08:54 PM (pJN5Z)

575 A federal court Wednesday ordered the University of North Carolina-Wilmington to promote and give $50,000 in back pay to a conservative professor in what is described as a landmark anti-discrimination case.

The restitution was ordered three weeks after a jury found the university guilty of retaliating against criminology professor Mike Adams, a popular conservative columnist on Townhall.com, after denying him a promotion to full professor in 2006.

http://tinyurl.com/nqrza6e

(Wa Times) This is a nice win for justice.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 08:55 PM (wNF3N)

576 The only good memory I have of kitties is when I threw a laundry-basket over them, upside-down, and they would try to "escape" in unison. It got a roar from the adult crowd, as the basket would move around the basement. If I'd have painted a "Game-Board" underneath them, I could have collected bets at age nine.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:55 PM (lq3Ak)

577 Carol, Frosty sounds like a sweetie. I love the kitties that relate well to humans and the other critters.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:55 PM (optUF)

578 OMG you guys are making me cringe. My cats have rules that must be followed or else mom goes apeshit. NO to the dining room table! NO to kitchen counters! NO to sinks and toilets! NO laying on my bedroom pillows! *shiver*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:55 PM (DmNpO)

579 559 My, place is in Caulker Cay. Small joint, but all I need. 1 BR Apt. above it. Furnished, and all I want in retirement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:55 PM (ojnk6)

580 bebes boobs: I live in freaking Wyoming. I was raised in Oregon. Yes I know how to deal with unfriendly wildlife. Regardless of your opinions on the matter, for most of the BLM and Forest Service's existence, rangers were generally unarmed, and only got issued a bolt-action rifle if they were in dangerous back country. A Forest Ranger with a gun was almost unheard of.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:56 PM (c6N69)

581 Goodnight, Tammy! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:56 PM (optUF)

582 My cats are rented. Live in farm country so I put a limited amount of kitteh food to keep them in my yard but not so well fed they don't care about the mice. If I sit out on my porch I have plenty of friends.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 08:56 PM (Fi+kS)

583 And when I was a wilderness guard in the 1980s, we did not carry rifles in the Zigzag ranger district ... and yes, we did see cougar and bear once in a long while. Grizzly areas are a different story.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 08:57 PM (c6N69)

584 578 OMG you guys are making me cringe. *shiver* Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2014 12:55 AM (DmNpO) *Joo Are... Dee Keeety Wheeesperer.* *theme music*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)

585 NDH, if it makes you feel better, my cat is not allowed on the dining table or the kitchen counters, and he doesn't even try to lay on my pillow.

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 08:58 PM (optUF)

586 Alton, One more time tonight, I can help. Please hit the addy in my nic.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:58 PM (ojnk6)

587 when i opened my bandage today after a week cooking in its dressings i liked what i saw! Yay!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 08:59 PM (diBM9)

588 He probably had a cancer of his stomach & we had to put him asleep. I had four cats & none will ever live up to that little white kitten we got him from a neighbor & couldn't think of a name for weeks. He was a gentleman, for a cat.

Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 12:50 AM (gjOCp)

My white cat, Mo what plays Fetch! is also a gentleman. He has two blue eyes and is a defective hairless cat. his coat is all undercoat and softer than bunny fur. Its like pure white chinchilla. he is so polite and gentle and never is forward, if he wants a treat he will sit down and cheep at you with the sweetest voice, like he is telling you how good he is. Grimmy will give him a treat. he is also really tolerant and lets Grimmy hold him up and "fly" him around the house putting his paws stretched out in front of him, making Big Hands and his head up looking so pleased to be taller than everyone for a bit. Then he gets another treat.

he never needs a treat to play fetch, tho. he just likes to do it and will wake me in the night dropping his ball on me asking for me to throw it. It is the only even slightly naughty thing he does.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 08:59 PM (f858s)

589 Night Ms Tammy!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 09:01 PM (diBM9)

590 Well, I have an early morning tomorrow, so I'd better turn in. I've already stayed up later than I intended, but I have the discipline of a, uh, an undisciplined person. Love y'all! Good night!

Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2014 09:01 PM (optUF)

591 NDH, if it makes you feel better, my cat is not allowed on the dining table or the kitchen counters, and he doesn't even try to lay on my pillow. *** Somebody on twitter tweeted out a "sweet" picture of their cat last week. The cat was standing on the kitchen counter, between the microwave and the dish drainer. I felt ill.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 09:01 PM (DmNpO)

592 515 So Maet just typed in "whatever" to Google image search? Somehow I don't feel like this was a good use of the internet.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 10, 2014 12:26 AM (lj4x1)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2014 09:02 PM (XkotV)

593 When you got a Kitty, what plays fetch? ...You Pwn Teh Kitti-Verse.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:02 PM (lq3Ak)

594 582 My cats are rented. Live in farm country so I put a limited amount of kitteh food to keep them in my yard but not so well fed they don't care about the mice. If I sit out on my porch I have plenty of friends.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 10, 2014 12:56 AM (Fi+kS)

i do that too. I have about five wild barn cats i have tamed and my dead friends cat who i inherited. The inherited Black and white longhaired cat is awesome and beautiful and always teaches the wild ones to hunt even though she is old as dirt. She lived on a ranch in Nevada, without shelter aside from the hay bales, but she looks like a showcat.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 09:02 PM (f858s)

595 Mero, I'm still here & missed you! I'm going to doctor I saw 3-4?years ago & his injections fixed arm & shoulder pain for almost 3 years tomorrow. I look back at ONTs that I have fallen asleep during. Are you taking anything for your heart now? Pills do work differently on people. I used to have Barbie like body & went to gym & did aerobics every day & some days did two classes & or weight machines in between. Once my neck was ruined, my then doctor told me it was out of the question. I went from 108 to less than 90 lbs. My doctors thought I needed psych consult & I went to shut them up. I saw a nice man @ Mass General & he asked me why I was trembling. I told him I was nervous. I only had to let him look art MRI & he said pain pills made me hyper. My point is you have to see a wise older doctor that can pinpoint your problems. All my regular doctors couldn't see what caused weight loss. Now, how do we find you one?

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 09:04 PM (gjOCp)

596 More potential good news, this time on 404Care:

KATY, TEXAS--A lawsuit filed by a Houston area doctor against the Affordable Care Act is moving forward to the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. The lawsuit filed by Dr. Steven Hotze, founder of Hotze Health and Wellness Center in Katy, challenges the Obamacare law based upon the origination clause of the Constitution.

In referring to what is known as The Origination Clause, Â“Article 1, section 7 of the U.S. Constitution every tax bill, revenue bill has to start in the House of Representatives,Â” Hotze explained. Â“It canÂ’t start in the Senate.Â”

http://tinyurl.com/nu8rp56

(Breitbart)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 09:04 PM (wNF3N)

597 "Challenge accepted." Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 10, 2014 01:02 AM (XkotV) *HAH!* See?!? Maet is a Crafty Bastard with All Teh Toolz! (I still have no idea if I was right about last nights' ONT having "no" theme versus Tonight's ONT having a theme.) As most of you know, I'm just an idiot what says long things.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:05 PM (lq3Ak)

598 Part of the BLM vs Rancher case highlights the 10th amendment. BLM is Fed and is crowding out the state and locals. The paramilitary part is disturbing but these guys aren't out in the wild alone so arguing they need certain weapons is going outside this particular case.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 09:05 PM (Fi+kS)

599 592, 515 You, have no idea of the potential future ramifications this sting has unleashed....I shudder to think of the results....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:05 PM (ojnk6)

600 592 515 So Maet just typed in "whatever" to Google image search? Somehow I don't feel like this was a good use of the internet.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 10, 2014 12:26 AM (lj4x1)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 10, 2014 01:02 AM (XkotV)

I just felt a disturbance in the Force. As if a millions morons cried out in terror at once.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2014 09:06 PM (LI48c)

601 592 Challenge accepted. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 10, 2014 01:02 AM (XkotV) Oh boy. Tomorrow's ONT is gonna be mighty "interesting"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 09:06 PM (diBM9)

602 NDH, I will try it when I get neck injections. I'm going to neck pain doctor tomorrow. I forgot to tell my boss I won't be in, my appt. is @ 1:45. It's a consult & if he has time Friday can inject me Friday. I need him to do neck that is making left arm & shoulder kill me. It's referred pain & pills don't help. *** I pray you can get the shots and that they relieve your pain.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 09:07 PM (DmNpO)

603
Only you, Gushie, would look at a week-old wound under a bandage and be tickled to bits!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 10, 2014 12:53 AM (qyfb5)

Considering the cenobyte flesh we had to redact from the non healing wound he had (that was from the nick to his tendon sheath getting infected because the trainer didnt want to do a wrap) yeah i was tickled at the normal pink healing going on. OMG You have seen me clean out my stud's missing eyesocket! I just remembered. yeah. thats pretty gross. I always forget because its such a routine to me now. I was really sorry i forgot, and let you see me do that.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 09:08 PM (f858s)

604 "http://tinyurl.com/nu8rp56" "(Breitbart)" Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 01:04 AM (wNF3N) I thought this idea was diffused long ago. Didn't Harry Reid "gut" a House Bill and replace the language with the beginnings of "ObamaCare" -? This is an old trick, used quite a few times previously? -Ain't it?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:11 PM (lq3Ak)

605 I look back at ONTs that I have fallen asleep during. Are you taking anything for your heart now? Too much. Trying out new meds that are all awful. Pills do work differently on people. Oh, Lordy do they ever. My point is you have to see a wise older doctor that can pinpoint your problems. I had one, but he had to retire because he was dying. Now, how do we find you one? Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 01:04 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) I probably need to try again. I kind of gave up trying because all told I've had like 15 or 16, I've lost count. Mostly I get referred to people who won't see me or tell me it's not their specialty, it must be something else. I've become numb to it all. Not healthy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 09:11 PM (qyfb5)

606 You have seen me clean out my stud's missing eyesocket! This is where it pays to be a well known wuss. Always ask how gross before they start, and before long everyone warns you not to watch.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 09:12 PM (diBM9)

607 578 OMG you guys are making me cringe. My cats have rules that must be followed or else mom goes apeshit. NO to the dining room table! NO to kitchen counters! NO to sinks and toilets! NO laying on my bedroom pillows! *shiver* Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 10, 2014 12:55 AM (DmNpO) Cats have rules? Ha. Ha ha. Hahahahahaha. I'm lucky my cats don't make rules for me.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2014 09:12 PM (onFS4)

608 563
I'll join the list praying for your mom. And WTF
got into Uncle Horse?!? He's not equipped to be mistaken for a feisty
three-year-old -- so why is he acting like one?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 10, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)

our best guess is when i sold him they did something SO SCARY he panics when we do stuff that reminds him of it. Prolly sent him to a mexican horse breaker. Anyway he acted like someone who had PTSD who got kicked right square in their trigger. (apologies to those annoyed by Gender studies Grad students who abuse the term) Anyway hes home now and no longer pitching fits. Mom thinks that he needs kitties to keep him calm and happy just like i do.

whatever his issue. Bebe was there when the vet tried to fix his foot and watched the whole debacle. it was... Awful. But when i opened my bandage today after a week cooking in its dressings i liked what i saw!

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 12:49 AM (f858s) Hide posts from (f858s)

Errrr.....I can sympathize.

I recently had a friend do a series of unconnected actions that triggered a flashback. I think I've made my peace with him over my reaction, but it's left me a trifle shaky. If that happened to dear, sweet, Uncle Horse, I guess it makes it a little more forgiveable.

Speaking of bad things Uncle Horse has dealt with, could it have had anything to do with the quite real curbstomping he got from that stallion rather than the hypothetical Mexican breaker?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 09:12 PM (T1005)

609 "I just felt a disturbance in the Force. As if a millions morons cried out in terror at once." Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 01:06 AM (LI48c) *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:12 PM (lq3Ak)

610 604 He completely destroyed and stripped a House Bill to insert this abortion, as all spending must originate in the House.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:12 PM (ojnk6)

611 594 Gushka I try to be all distant from them. But one of them got in a fight with something. It had a bad wound in/near it's eye. I applied medicine for a week trying to help. If that one were a tiger I wouldn't need a gun.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 09, 2014 09:13 PM (Fi+kS)

612 Carol, I forgot to say I wish you the best of luck with YOUR new doctor and treatment. I had a friend a long time ago that ended up getting prescribed - get this - marijuana oil for her injured shoulder. Apparently it worked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 09:13 PM (qyfb5)

613 I was really sorry i forgot, and let you see me do that. Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 01:08 AM (f858s) fnord (f858s) No, it's okay, it was cool in a kind of EEEYUGHEEEESH! sort of way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 09:14 PM (qyfb5)

614 Man with no Party, I see them taking 401(k) accounts if a dem is elected. I don't know why market was going up when it was fake money. I'm eventually going to get all of it out, even though I plan to work for at least another year. A few weeks ago I wrote that my best friend is calling almost daily to tell me to go on LTD.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 09:15 PM (gjOCp)

615 "He completely destroyed and stripped a House Bill to insert this abortion, as all spending must originate in the House." Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 10, 2014 01:12 AM (ojnk6) That's what I thought. It was a spending Bill than originated from the House and was stripped by Reid. Talk about your "loopholes", right?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:16 PM (lq3Ak)

616 Gushka, Did you get Mero for me? If so, thank you!

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 09:16 PM (gjOCp)

617 Bedtime for me. Have to take neurotic cat that pees every time she's in the car to vet, open rental property for contractors before 8 am, and take 3 dogs to groomer. Then to the BMV to get plates for the new SUV. It's gonna suck. But, if I can get through all that, I'm going to the range.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 09, 2014 09:16 PM (R+XDI)

618 Carol: the reason the market is going up is because a huge herd of 401k and IRA lemmings is throwing too much money at the stock market. Bad things will happen when the majority of them are cashing out after retirement.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 09, 2014 09:17 PM (c6N69)

619 Ok cookies are all done. Sleepy time, gotta roll out really early. I made sure NOT to talk to mama Gushie so she couldn't threaten me a if I showed up early. Heh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 09:18 PM (diBM9)

620 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 10, 2014 01:16 AM (R+XDI) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 10, 2014 01:18 AM (diBM9) Good Night to the both of you. May God Bless you and Keep you well.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:19 PM (lq3Ak)

621 614 Before you do that, if you are on this wavelength, it would be good to monetize down to base level as much as possible, meanjng gerring out of the typical retirement investment vehicles. From what you've posted avout being damned near crippled (my interpretation), SSDI, should definitely be in play.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:20 PM (ojnk6)

622 Thanks slap, you too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 09, 2014 09:20 PM (diBM9)

623 That's what I thought. It was a spending Bill than originated from the House and was stripped by Reid.

Talk about your "loopholes", right?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 01:16 AM (lq3Ak)

I don't even think it was a House spending bill. I thought that was one of the court challenges to the law. That the Senate can usually get away with stripping a spending bill and inserting their own spending bill, but Obamacare wasn't originally a spending bill.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2014 09:24 PM (LI48c)

624 >> I thought this idea was diffused long ago. Didn't Harry Reid "gut" a House Bill and replace the language with the beginnings of "ObamaCare" -?

This is an old trick, used quite a few times previously? -Ain't it?

Yes, they've done it before, and it's been objected to each time. But this guy bringing the suit must have standing, and a lot of procedural appeals stuff has been resolved. So the facts of the case will get focused on hopefully.

And the Fifth Circuit is a conservative bench.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 09:25 PM (wNF3N)

625 Gushka, Did you get Mero for me? If so, thank you! Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 01:16 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) Gushie *and* Anna. It's like my own personal Bat-Signal. A Sith-Signal?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 09:25 PM (qyfb5)

626 I'm always amazed that politicians all talk about "loopholes" the same way. You see, "loopholes" are gaps in a code or law. Most of these "So-Called" loopholes are written right into the tax code. They aren't "loopholes", at all. They are direct legislation, (voted upon within legislatures, to tilt unearned funds to interest groups), based upon your local, well-funded lobbyists.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:25 PM (lq3Ak)

627 Mero, I don't want weed. I'm trying to get help for your heart & joint pain. Injections don't hurt until hours later. I was trying to decide if I should go to hospital spine & pain clinic, but doctor that helped me left & opened own practice. I'm going to same doctor. There is a Massachusetts physician directory online & I'm wiling to bet California has one too. I do not remember how I found doctor at Mass General that figured I out I lost 18+ pounds in less than 18 months, but he did. I like you & don't want you not feeling 100%.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 09:26 PM (gjOCp)

628 615 Yep, Slap, that#s what Dirty Harry, Nanzi and company did. Rs try something like that? Howls from the Left and Media.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:29 PM (ojnk6)

629 Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 10, 2014 12:26 AM (lj4x1)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 10, 2014 01:02 AM (XkotV)

nice job jackass...no telling what we'll get tomorrow.

Busy night tonight, I told my operators they were supposed to be taking it easy on me since it is my first night back after being out for a week. So far it hasn't worked.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 09, 2014 09:31 PM (xa1/W)

630 It's like my own personal Bat-Signal. A Sith-Signal?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 10, 2014 01:25 AM (qyfb5)

*ponders what such a thing would look like*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 09, 2014 09:33 PM (xa1/W)

631 I've become numb to it all. Not healthy. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 10, 2014 01:11 AM (qyfb5) Good luck to you Mero. You have a lot of people here praying for you. I know I am.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 09, 2014 09:33 PM (eBupg)

632 "Yes, they've done it before, and it's been objected to each time. But this guy bringing the suit must have standing, and a lot of procedural appeals stuff has been resolved. So the facts of the case will get focused on hopefully." And the Fifth Circuit is a conservative bench. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 01:25 AM (wNF3N) There is too much "Case-Law" being taught and not enough "Constitutional-Law". This is a HUGE problem.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:38 PM (lq3Ak)

633 I like you & don't want you not feeling 100%. Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 01:26 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) Thank you, and I've never been 100%. But that's okay, I'm not quitting. I'm just numb when it comes to doctors. I need to dig up my old notes and start looking again. Frankly if I quit my meds tomorrow I'm not sure if I wouldn't live longer. And there are other issues they have thrown up their hands over for years that are probably connected. And thank you, too, Farmer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 09:39 PM (qyfb5)

634 OH NO!!! Just heard from KCAL9 (CBS) news in Los Angeles: *bacon prices* are expected to skyrocket. Supposedly there's been some disease strain that's killing hogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:40 PM (HVI5a)

635 I've also read that prices are going to be going up on avocados (drug cartels in Mexico fighting over who gets to steal the most of the Mexican farmers' money) and limes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:41 PM (HVI5a)

636 @CBSNews: California teen who sold pot brownies at school to raise money for prom dress could be deported to Mexico http://t.co/Fo5PGFUnV4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 09:41 PM (DmNpO)

637 "Supposedly there's been some disease strain that's killing hogs." Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2014 01:40 AM (HVI5a) It is true. Oddly, Mary Catherine Ham had a post about it yesterday.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:42 PM (lq3Ak)

638 633 Merovign, Sorry to hear about the long term unwellness. I hope things pick up in the future.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:42 PM (ojnk6)

639 ...perhaps "coincidentally" or "serendipitously" might have squared the circle better than "oddly".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)

640 Slapweasel: [/rimshot] ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:44 PM (HVI5a)

641 But you know what they say about Mary Catherine Ham. 'She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan...' ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:44 PM (HVI5a)

642 Just heard from KCAL9 (CBS) news in Los Angeles: *bacon prices* are expected to skyrocket. Shits expensive as it is...might have to go and get a few piglets to raise up this summer.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 09:45 PM (BxXLF)

643 >> There is too much "Case-Law" being taught and not enough "Constitutional-Law". This is a HUGE problem.

slap, when I say 'conservative bench' that means that the people there tend to interpret the Constitution strictly.

Which should b exactly what is needed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2014 09:46 PM (wNF3N)

644 garrett, apparently you've never read "Charlotte's Web." :-) IMHO it's one of the few movies/stories that real men are *allowed* to cry a little about, just like at the end of "Old Yeller."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:47 PM (HVI5a)

645 MKH "Bacon Concerns": http://tinyurl.com/pzgpsko

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:49 PM (lq3Ak)

646 You thought I was kidding... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:49 PM (lq3Ak)

647 IMHO it's one of the few movies/stories that real men are *allowed* to cry a little about, just like at the end of "Old Yeller." Brian's Song - the original - or so i have been told by some mensfolk ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 09:49 PM (qoKTg)

648 "Some Tasty Pig"

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 09:50 PM (BxXLF)

649 Slapweasel: actually I honestly wasn't sure. But you're right, it's funny that Ms. *Ham* would be the breaker of the news. And of course, the hog disease is believed to have originated in... China. If Ace were POTUS, the ICBMs would be heading to Beijing *as we speak.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (HVI5a)

650 You thought I was kidding... lol. those are baby goats ... not piglets ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (qoKTg)

651 'Field of Dreams'. I won't call you a pussy for that one, either.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (BxXLF)

652
Speaking of bad things Uncle Horse has dealt with, could it have had anything to do with the quite real curbstomping he got from that stallion rather than the hypothetical Mexican breaker?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 10, 2014 01:12 AM (T1005)

i think it was a combination of both. but he was in such bad shape when i got him home, as well as so frightened by ordinary care and handling that i always wondered what exactly went on. A mexican horsebreaker running him around to exhaustion and throwing him to the ground (sometimes hogtied) always without a proper cool down would do it. i had suspicions, but when we got started, they solidified when they threw sandbags on the saddle to work him in hand with weight on his back to strengthen it, and he LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND. Went to bucking like he had really practiced and got good at it. Pitched the sandbags right out of the corral. Then bucked the shoes off his feet and cut himself up in the meantime. well he never bucked with me and had been broken in by a seventy five year old woman about as big as carol (90 lbs soaking wet, built like a porcelain doll) Since i have pix of us RIDING him i was quite frustrated. so hes been off sorta off and on for three years and now hes a bronco?

poor dude. whatever happened to him must have been terrifying. hes always been such a mild fellow.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (f858s)

653 garrett: don't make me go full John Boehner. One thing I've learned the hard way is, you NEVER go full John Boehner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (HVI5a)

654 Michelle Nunn (D), GA, is actually touting her involvement in GWBs Points of Light Foundation. Apparently, Barrycare never happened, and she can skip right over it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:51 PM (ojnk6)

655 I did not fall asleep, i lost my Wi Fi connection from the cable modem & had to reset it.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 09:53 PM (gjOCp)

656 garrett: sure, "Field of Dreams." And then of course there's "Brian's Song."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:53 PM (HVI5a)

657 >>>@CBSNews: California teen who sold pot brownies at school to raise money for prom dress could be deported to Mexico http://t.co/Fo5PGFUnV4<<<

Those brownies were made with a special ingredient alright... love.

Posted by: Chef Jeb at April 09, 2014 09:54 PM (08jH8)

658 Adriane, you beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:54 PM (HVI5a)

659 "slap, when I say 'conservative bench' that means that the people there tend to interpret the Constitution strictly. Which should b exactly what is needed." Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 01:46 AM (wNF3N) I know exactly what you mean. I come from a Libertarian standpoint, so we may disagree one tiny bit on "Liberty". I have a feeling that we both agree on 95% of whatever we might discuss. The other Five Percent is minutia. I just don't want either "side" get 'A Hold' of entire Courts. (Progressives aside. They are Socialists and eventually Communists.) Whenever I'm here, I feel a little more Libertarian. Whenever I'm at "Reason", I feel a little more Conservative.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)

660 652
Speaking of bad things Uncle Horse has dealt
with, could it have had anything to do with the quite real curbstomping
he got from that stallion rather than the hypothetical Mexican breaker?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 10, 2014 01:12 AM (T1005)

i think it was a combination of both. but he was in such bad shape when i got him home, as well as so frightened by ordinary care and handling that i always wondered what exactly went on. A mexican horsebreaker running him around to exhaustion and throwing him to the ground (sometimes hogtied) always without a proper cool down would do it. i had suspicions, but when we got started, they solidified when they threw sandbags on the saddle to work him in hand with weight on his back to strengthen it, and he LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND. Went to bucking like he had really practiced and got good at it. Pitched the sandbags right out of the corral. Then bucked the shoes off his feet and cut himself up in the meantime. well he never bucked with me and had been broken in by a seventy five year old woman about as big as carol (90 lbs soaking wet, built like a porcelain doll) Since i have pix of us RIDING him i was quite frustrated. so hes been off sorta off and on for three years and now hes a bronco?
poor dude. whatever happened to him must have been terrifying. hes always been such a mild fellow.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 01:51 AM (f858s) Hide posts from (f858s)

Awwww....I wish I were down there to help socialize him back into things. I could take him for walks.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 09:56 PM (T1005)

661 >>>@CBSNews: California teen who sold pot brownies at school to raise money for prom dress could be deported to Mexico Where's the love?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 09, 2014 09:57 PM (BxXLF)

662 If you want to go full Boehner, Bob Dole can help.

Posted by: Bob Dole at April 09, 2014 09:58 PM (dVx0X)

663 I always thought Bob Dole was a fighter, not a cryer. Something about surviving WWII...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:59 PM (HVI5a)

664 I love coffee, i love tea ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 09:59 PM (qoKTg)

665 California teen who sold pot brownies at school to raise money for prom dress could be deported to Mexico Psst! Could you take these packages with you? They're, umm, violins...

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 09, 2014 09:59 PM (FcR7P)

666 661 GFY, Jeb sock.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 09:59 PM (ojnk6)

667 Oops, forgot about the little blue pills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2014 09:59 PM (HVI5a)

668 ....and?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 10:00 PM (T1005)

669 Course, I also love coffee cake and tea breads !

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 10:00 PM (qoKTg)

670 Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 01:51 AM (f858s) STILL! every time I see that nic, I feel all fuzzy and shit. I keep thinking: "A Kitty! ...What Plays Fetch!" AhhhHAHAHAHAh! Look At The Kitty! ...*it is just the sweetest and darndest thing I've ever seen*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:00 PM (lq3Ak)

671 Seems like I'm still in a different time-zone, or something.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 09, 2014 10:00 PM (T1005)

672 speaking of coffee and tea ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI sort of ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 10:01 PM (qoKTg)

673 Did my post thanking you Gushka & Anna ever post? I want to help Mero, our friend. I live in pain & some should be better soon. I had yo reset cable modem upstairs. Gushka & Anna , Thank you for getting Mero.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 10:01 PM (gjOCp)

674 gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 10, 2014 01:51 AM (f858s) gushie ... prayers and good wishes for your Equine American Companion ... May Uncle Horse be reassured with time and TLC ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 10:02 PM (qoKTg)

675 Beep.

Posted by: Malaysian Air Flight 370 at April 09, 2014 10:03 PM (dVx0X)

676 Love the Drake's Coffee Cake.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 09, 2014 10:04 PM (BxXLF)

677 Meroverign, I believe you are a COB on occasion & can get my email from this. Please do!

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 10:05 PM (gjOCp)

678 "those are baby goats ... not piglets ..." Posted by: Adriane... at April 10, 2014 01:51 AM (qoKTg) http://hotair.com/archives/2014/04/08/brace-yourself-the-bacon-shortage-is-coming/ Did I link to a goat page?!? The ^ above is the Full Link Text. Tiny URL: http://tinyurl.com/pzgpsko

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:07 PM (lq3Ak)

679 Staying awake for an eBay auction to end in about 15 minutes... That 1950s chick in the diagram looks pissed. Probably something to do with only earning $0.77 to a guy's $1.00 in another sixty-four years. Course, she'll be on Medicare then and destined for the knackers, thanks to 404Care.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:09 PM (HsTG8)

680

Playing catch up with my "stories". Justified was awsome. I love this show. Such beautiful violence and witty banter. Next season is the last one I hear. It will be fun!

I keep waiting for The Americans too sucker punch but so far its pretty entertaining. Plus, Annet Mahendru likes to get nekid and Aimee Carrero (the Sandinista slut) is slinky hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 10:13 PM (ZcuvH)

681 Meroverign, I believe you are a COB on occasion & can get my email from this. Please do! Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 02:05 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) I am not, but they can pass things on or if you are in touch with Cthulhu, Gushka, Anna, Peaches, or maybe some others, they can. I did help set up a couple of threads on the technical side a long time ago, but I did not get the keys to the car.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:13 PM (qyfb5)

682 637 "Supposedly there's been some disease strain that's killing hogs." Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2014 01:40 AM (HVI5a) It is true. Oddly, Mary Catherine Ham had a post about it yesterday. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 01:42 AM (lq3Ak)[/i ISWYDT

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:13 PM (HsTG8)

683 Ha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:14 PM (HsTG8)

684 Beef has already risen to 100%+ over the past ten years. A $6.00 Porterhouse is now over twelve dollars. Ground Beef has a way of competing with the market, (70-85% fat), but your "cuts" aren't as "acrobatic". That was just plain "deflation + inflation"... stagflation. Adding on swine diseases decreases the volume. The Market Math pervades from there.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:18 PM (lq3Ak)

685 " Ha!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling StarsÂ™ at April 10, 2014 02:14 AM (HsTG

I'm silly like that, I tell ya. ...just silly.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:20 PM (lq3Ak)

686 why illustrate a woman from 2000 dressed like an Amazon?

Posted by: davem at April 09, 2014 10:22 PM (E2g2d)

687 I should just take the next few hours to describe the Potato-Broccoli-Cheddar soup I made this past weekend. Four Manly-Men took four+ gallons of that shit down within five hours.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:23 PM (lq3Ak)

688 Carol, see if you can go to this link: http://bit.ly/1iwEDfG It should ask for a username, make up whatever you like.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:25 PM (qyfb5)

689 Auction over and I am now the proud owner of a vintage bench clamp used for sharpening handsaws. 'Nite all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:25 PM (HsTG8)

690 ...and they had "Authentic-Style" Steak-Umm cheese steaks, as well. Grilled peppers and onions (w) A-1 "Steak Sauce", butter and "Montreal Grill Seasoning" on top of them. ...your choice of cheese. Seven types. Arby's Sauce, ketchup, italian dressing, three types of mustard, Miracle Whip ...etc. ...were available. Tomatoes, thin lettuce, pickles, etc...

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:29 PM (lq3Ak)

691 Did I link to a goat page?!? The ^ above is the Full Link Text. You said, "You thought I was kidding... lol." kid = baby goat ... it was a bad attempt at pundantry ... apologies for ruining your day ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 09, 2014 10:33 PM (qoKTg)

692 Gingy click my name. Is that you? :-p

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 09, 2014 10:38 PM (Hn8NG)

693 During the NoVaMoMee, I'll be attending something called "WingFest". On June 21st, I'll be drinking beers around a campfire with a bunch of Fantasy Baseball Fans in attendance. ...75% of them aren't baseball fans at all. They just show up for the good food. The rest of us wait until about Midnight to argue about baseball. I'll be making "Fajita Wings" for that. I have to start at around two-or-three in the afternoon to finish by Midnight. ...the previous night. When I show up at WingFest by five? I've got hot-ass, award-winning chicken wings. Tammy wanted me to ask Ace about starting the Food Thread. I'm just not that responsible. I make what I make and I don't write things down often. I just cook. That's what I do.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:39 PM (lq3Ak)

694 "...apologies for ruining your day ..." Posted by: Adriane... at April 10, 2014 02:33 AM (qoKTg) -No Way. -You Didn't. -You're Good! Take a load off, Mandy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:41 PM (lq3Ak)

695 My Bond girl name: Pork Chop Peridot. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at April 09, 2014 10:43 PM (1M/xn)

696 "I denounce myself." Posted by: Buckeye Katie at April 10, 2014 02:43 AM (1M/xn) I called all the 'ettes, "Blood Diamond". It didn't go over well. No need to denounce yourself. ...you've done better than I.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:46 PM (lq3Ak)

697 What did the miner '49er discover when his ax cracked open a crease in the rock filled with men throwing balls in the air?

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (mizYg)

698 A juggler vein.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 10:49 PM (mizYg)

699 My timing appears about as effective as usual.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:51 PM (qyfb5)

700 (Media Matters pays me $50 per comment to leave bad puns on conservative sites, as a way to discredit the right. Sweet!)

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 10:52 PM (mizYg)

701 Three Elderly Gentlemen Sitting on a Park Bench: #1: Damn, it is windy! #2. No, It is Thursday. #3. So am I. Let's go get a beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 10:54 PM (lq3Ak)

702 (Media Matters pays me $50 per comment to leave bad puns on conservative sites, as a way to discredit the right. Sweet!) Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2014 02:52 AM (mizYg) fnord (mizYg) Hook me and the people from the top commenter's list up and we'll make a dent on the Soros balance sheet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 10:54 PM (qyfb5)

703 Watched Conan the Destroyer yesterday. They milked that cat for everything it was worth. Olivia d'Abo's PG-rated 14yo sideboob was hot though.

Posted by: Neo at April 09, 2014 10:56 PM (ZIKwo)

704 703 Neo If this was England, the Paedo Squad would be breaking down your door about now and hauling you off to gaol, for thinking forbidden thoughts.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 10:59 PM (mizYg)

705 Two whales are swimming beneath a Whale Fishing Boat. Male Whale: "That's the boat that killed my Father!" Female Whale: "Whut?" Male Whale: "We've got to blow air and capsize that Fucking Boat!" Female Whale: "Okay." *Both Whales Take-In air and blow the ship over!* Male Whale: "They're getting to shore! Those bastards are going to survive!!! We need to EAT those guys!" Female Whale: Listen... I was fine with the blow-job, but if you think I'm swallowing seamen, you're out of your mind."

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:02 PM (lq3Ak)

706 Speaking of which -- did anybody watch the clip from tonight's American Idol? One of the judges, Harry Connick Jr., got up out of his chair, went into the audience, picked up a petite 13-year-old groupie girl and put her on his shoulders, wrapping her legs around his neck and pressing her 13-year-old you-know-what in short-short hot pants against the back of his head. Then he sat back down in his chair with her still wrapped around him. It was borderline pornographic, and bizarre, and probably illegal -- he'd be in jail now if he wasn't a celebrity who had done it on live TV.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 11:04 PM (mizYg)

707 I was going to say something about toes, high-heeled shoes having brought them to mind, then I remembered that some guys are foot fetishiststs . And I wouldn't want to be mistaken for one of those. Bewbs, however, are another matter. Also bumms. And bellies. Oh, those B's. [blowing a raspberry BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB]

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 09, 2014 11:07 PM (BbLyC)

708 Aaaand people wonder why I don't watch TV.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 09, 2014 11:07 PM (qyfb5)

709 "Aaaand people wonder why I don't watch TV." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 10, 2014 03:07 AM (qyfb5) I get it. "Whale Jokes" are waaay over-used.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:09 PM (lq3Ak)

710 708 Aaaand people wonder why I don't watch TV. Posted by: Merovign In Obama's America, TV watches you!

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 11:11 PM (mizYg)

711 In Obama's America, TV watches you! Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2014 03:11 AM (mizYg) Keep talking ...

Posted by: NSA at April 09, 2014 11:14 PM (M9BzG)

712 "In Obama's America, TV watches you!" Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2014 03:11 AM (mizYg) The preceding eloquence isn't easily achievable when applying for well-written "Blog Spots". My eloquence is reduced to "Jokes" and "Top Ten Lists". - - - DAMNIT! Why can't I be a vegetarian that infiltrates left-wing groups with the "standing" of hair and scent? Screw it. I'll just roll in my own bakery. *exhales* ...maybe this is why?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:21 PM (lq3Ak)

713 ...yeah. That is why.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:22 PM (lq3Ak)

714 - - - DAMNIT! Why can't I be a vegetarian that infiltrates left-wing groups with the "standing" of hair and scent? Are you saying zombie stinks? Huh, when you put it that way ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 09, 2014 11:23 PM (M9BzG)

715 Ahh here's the insane Connick borderline paedo video -- I don't believe this was scripted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LRtw7YslBE Ignore the song. Watch Connick in the audience, and then especially watch the final two minutes.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 11:25 PM (mizYg)

716 "Stink" is subjective. You merely must smell like those around you, to fit in socially. Can you imagine what cavemen and caveladies smelled like after 6 months trapped by winter snow in an Ice Age crevasse? And yet, to each other, they smelled "normal." And so it is at hippie protests.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 11:29 PM (mizYg)

717 "Are you saying zombie stinks? Huh, when you put it that way ..." Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 10, 2014 03:23 AM (M9BzG) No. Hell, no. I mean... well, Hell NO! I'm just saying that I do the same thing, minus the eloquence. And the language. And the research. And the knowledge. And the paycheck because I can't do any of the previously acknowledged sub-requisites. I just say things because I have a keyboard. I also cook things because I have a stove. I do things because I have things. -Some better than others.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:33 PM (lq3Ak)

718 I'm just saying that I do the same thing, minus the eloquence. And the language. And the research. And the knowledge. And the paycheck because I can't do any of the previously acknowledged sub-requisites. I just say things because I have a keyboard. Posted by: Slapweasel I dunno - I think you're giving me too much credence. I feel like a rank amateur most of the time.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 11:35 PM (mizYg)

719 Ha! My last post was number 707, which, if memory serves, is the sine of a 45-degree angle. And that's where Boeing got the name of their airplane. OK, pretty toasted here, signing off. Ya'll be good.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 09, 2014 11:39 PM (BbLyC)

720 "I dunno - I think you're giving me too much credence. I feel like a rank amateur most of the time." Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2014 03:35 AM (mizYg) And yet when you say something, people listen. ...because you've done your "due dilegence". I "say things" because the last person said something. I'm more of a "reactionary" than a thoughtful individual. I work around, (and I mean "Work Around"), Deejays. You work around professionals.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:42 PM (lq3Ak)

721 In Obama's America, TV watches you! Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2014 03:11 AM (mizYg) Don't forget about the cell phones

Posted by: DROPOUT JEEP program at April 09, 2014 11:45 PM (mhetq)

722 I've always had the "Writing Bug", but I'd rather simplify and "make-fun" of things. I just can't stop typing. If you see what is in my "Notepad", you'd probably call it Pedestrian Bullshit. Here's an easy "diatribe": "Republicans are rich, racist, fascist, poor-hating, felonious, woman-hating assholes. They only care about their Tax-Returns!" It is as if we give No Shits about fees, fines, rules, regulations and taxes. ...meh.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:55 PM (lq3Ak)

723 ...As a Libertarian, I left Religion out of it. ...As a Christian, I put love into it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 09, 2014 11:58 PM (lq3Ak)

724 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:00 AM (lq3Ak)

725 Shut Up, Stoner!

Posted by: Helpweasel at April 10, 2014 12:01 AM (lq3Ak)

726 This guy has fewer brains than your gerbil.

Posted by: Helpweasel at April 10, 2014 12:03 AM (lq3Ak)

727 Nobody will hire you.

Posted by: ZombieWeasel at April 10, 2014 12:04 AM (lq3Ak)

728 Is Wilt taller than Andre?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 12:05 AM (bitz6)

729 472 Don't forget that the BATF ~~lost~~ stole about $127 million in cigarettes. And sold them on the black market FIFY

Posted by: bill-o at April 10, 2014 12:07 AM (AWwDY)

730 &

Posted by: bill-o at April 10, 2014 12:08 AM (AWwDY)

731 "Is Wilt taller than Andre?" Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 04:05 AM (bitz6) Wilt was 7' 1". Andre was 7' 4".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:09 AM (lq3Ak)

732 It looks that way in the picture.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 12:11 AM (bitz6)

733 The Bureau of Land Management is going Gestapo on some cattle ranchers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 12:12 AM (bitz6)

734 I just watched the second episode of the Walking Dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 12:13 AM (bitz6)

735 "It looks that way in the picture." Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 04:11 AM (bitz6) Yeah. I know. *revised stats* Andre was 7' 3".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:15 AM (lq3Ak)

736 "I just watched the second episode of the Walking Dead." Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2014 04:13 AM (bitz6) Noob

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:16 AM (lq3Ak)

737 *static* *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 10, 2014 12:23 AM (lq3Ak)

738 Wake up, Morons!

Posted by: fluffy at April 10, 2014 12:52 AM (Ua6T/)

739 557 if it costs three mil to gather a thousand head of cattle they're doin it wrong. Well, d'uh! It's the gubmint, what do they do right?

Posted by: bill-o at April 10, 2014 12:55 AM (AWwDY)

740 I am watching The Running Man and I believe their news editing was handled directly by MSNBC.

Posted by: gunslingeraz at April 10, 2014 01:02 AM (Ij1fE)

741 Ahhh, nothing like waking up with a huff of Testors dull coat lacquer. Who needs coffee?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 10, 2014 01:46 AM (nkPV9)

742 Mero I got a blank page after I used Carol. I've been awake for an hour & using iPad & Mercury browser to access links & I will try again from Mac laptop. I went from January 2005 until June 2009 w/o orthopedic doctor. My hands started to hurt from neck in 2008 & I started seeing doctor a friend recommend for them. In June 2009 after months of getting dizzy from neck pain I saw doctor for my neck in same practice on same day. I was rear ended by an idiot from NH, she hit me so hard with her ( parents) 1995 Saab it looked totaled. My old 1995 BMW looked okay until body shop removed bumper. She did a lot of damage to me.i didn't get MRI on neck I was supposed to a few days later & ended up on my couch for a week. I went to a different doctor at same practice in 2010 . That one took x-Ray of neck &?they cancelled someone else's MRI to get me in . I told them I had to work the next day & after MRI they called to ask me if I could walk & overreacted. I asked them to give report to the doctor I had seen a year before & he told me to try another type of injection. It didn't help &!when I called a month or so later he told me to see doctor I saw in late 2010 & it helped me.

Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 02:11 AM (gjOCp)

743 "My point is you have to see a wise older doctor that can pinpoint your problems."

My wise doctor turned out not to be a doctor at but a Nurse Practitioner. Three doctors had no clue what was wrong with me but the APN nailed it on the first visit with her.

Credentials matter not. Knowledge does.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 10, 2014 02:30 AM (nkPV9)

744

**looks around**

Morning, anyone. Man, the ONT was made for me - tall girls and high heels. Wish I'd known about it.

**sips tea**

Guess I'll just wait for Teh Vic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2014 02:37 AM (zF6Iw)

745 That is very true GMB. People can have all those Ivy League degrees & still be idiots, see SCOAMF as most prominent example now. I started seeing NP in August 2005 for my meds & she understood that my orthopedic doctor & I went through all meds to find mix that can relieve most pain & go to work. Before her I had some idiots that overmedicated me with pain patch that I was supposed to wear for three days. I went to work & I wasn't at a level that I could function.

Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 02:41 AM (gjOCp)

746 *looks in and sips coffee* Must be shift turnover...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2014 02:44 AM (60Vyp)

747 I'm going to try to go back to sleep until 20.

Posted by: Carol at April 10, 2014 03:23 AM (gjOCp)

748 Attention, Hollywood: NO MORE SCHWARTZENHEIMER, ok?
The bastard son of a nazi signs california's suicide note "California Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006" and pardons the knife-murdering son of his political crony on his way out of office. Fuck you, Hollywood. NO MORE GAWDDAMN ARNIE. I'm stayin' out of the theatre, guys, got it?

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 10, 2014 08:54 AM (RPDkq)

749 I don't know what kind of router, keyboard, and remote mouse thingy Mrs. E bought the last time, but I just poured a Smithwick's in them and they are still up and running. I judge them suitable for deployment.

Posted by: Erowmero at April 10, 2014 03:43 PM (1gcFZ)

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