October 01, 2011
— Slublog
Good evening, Moron Horde. With Maet away on a “business trip,” the cob-loggers and some special guests have agreed to take over ONT duties for a little while. This is the first ONT thread I’ve ever created, and in the spirit of full disclosure I have to admit that I do not often venture into the ONT. I have nothing against this fine AOSHQ tradition, it’s just that you people terrify me I’m not one to normally stay up this late.
And with that out of the way, itÂ’s time to fill a mason jar full of grain alcohol, grab some beef jerky and/or Doritos and get reading.
Meet Caius Veiovis, currently wanted for the murder of three HellÂ’s Angels bikers in Massachusetts. Shockingly enough, his appearance isnÂ’t the strangest thing about him. What is? WellÂ…
Then known as Roy Gutfinski, he and his 16-year-old girlfriend cut a teenager’s back with a razor and kissed as they licked the blood. The injury required 32 stitches to close.That’s right. Being a human freakshow is not enough for this guy. He’s also a wannabe vampire. Since he was arrested in Massachusetts, I figure he’ll be eligible for furlough in about a year. “The Walking Dead” returns October 18 at 9 p.m. on AMC.The Kennebec Journal reported Gutfinski claimed to be a vampire and a Satan worshipper. His name was changed while in prison.
I thought the first season was uneven, but overall it was some decent television. IÂ’m a bit nervous about what the early staff shakeup will mean for the showÂ’s quality, but IÂ’m hoping the source material is a strong enough foundation upon which to build a good series. Based on the new trailer, it looks as though theyÂ’re planning to deviate from the comic a bit more this season. I have no problem with that...just so long as they keep with the gory zombie killinÂ’.
Memo to guys: cheating is a bad idea for more reasons than you might think. Seriously, donÂ’t do it.
It seems SEIU has a chapter in the Ukraine.
A top city official leading the session asked Pashchuk to leave the meeting, prompting a guard to try to remove the activist from the room by force.Upon hearing about the incident, the union said Mr. Pashchuk is now ready for classes in Intermediate Racial Thuggery and Invisibility (to the Press) 101.In the ensuing scuffle, Pashchuk hit the guard in the head several times and bit his hand, chomping off part of his little finger.
The 2011 Ig Nobel Awards have been announced. This year’s award winners “include the inventors of a wasabi alarm clock, a study that shows we make better decisions when we have to pee, and the discovery of a beetle that likes to mate with a certain brand of Australian beer bottle.”
You canÂ’t stop the Sandman:
POSSIBLE ACTIONS TO PROVOKE, HARRASS, OR DISRUPT CUBA. In February of 1962, Brig. Gen. William Craig sent out a memo outlining ways to hurt CastroÂ’s regime.
11. Operation GOOD TIMES:That might have worked. After all, what kind of leader would openly enjoy the luxurious perks of his job - gourmet food, travel, vacations - while the people supporting that lifestyle were in economic distress? Surely the people would eventually throw such a jerk out of office, right? More at the link.a. Objective: To disillusion the Cuban population with Castro image by distribution of fake photographic material.
b. Concept: Prepare a desired photograph, such as an obese Castro with two beauties in any situation desired, ostensibly within a room in the Castro residence, lavishly furnished, and a table briming over with the most delectable Cuban food with an underlying caption (appropriately Cuban) such as "My ration is different." Make as many prints as desired on sterile paper and then distribute over the countryside by air drops or agents. This should put even a Commie Dictator in the proper perspective with the underprivileged masses.
TonightÂ’s ONT is sponsored by Johnny CashÂ’s to-do list:
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Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 05:57 PM (npr0X)
That note reminds of me that scene from "The Stupids" -
Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener. - Joan Stupid.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 05:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2011 05:59 PM (263hv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 05:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Steck at October 01, 2011 05:59 PM (RL7U1)
The Season Finale was terrible.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2011 06:01 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:03 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 06:03 PM (YL3wr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:04 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 06:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:05 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 06:07 PM (YL3wr)
Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2011 06:07 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 06:07 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 06:08 PM (YL3wr)
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:08 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (/ybwc)
--Worked for me. Huh.
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:09 PM (QaKuj)
it includes cat litter, light sockets, surface-to-air missiles, pregnant wolverines, paprika, and radial tires.
also, I can't get that stupid BillyJoel song out of my head
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at October 01, 2011 06:09 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (QaKuj)
I have this really original idea for a movie or TV show...
See, it's like this: suddenly, for some mysterious reason (maybe an Army experiment), the Dead start coming back to life! Only, they're like mindless, violent zombies that want to eat the living! And the only way to kill them, is to blow their brains out!
So basically, picture a world of a few living, hopelessly outnumbered people fending of huge masses of Walking Dead. The plot could be about how they are holed up somewhere, hiding, while trying to figure out where to go to survive.
I'm still working on a title... maybe, <i>Night of the Walking Dead</i>, or something like that?
So what do ya think? Too crazy? I know, I know... nothing like this has really been tried before...
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (bxiXv)
If Chris Christie makes a run, he'll eat the other candidates alive, I say!
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM
That is why Sarah Palin is waiting until October (and preparing her harpoon).
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 06:11 PM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: Hoss Delgado, Demon Hunter and Spectral Exterminator at October 01, 2011 06:12 PM (X8UkM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (bxiXv)
--I don;t think you need to tinyurl-fy Youtube links anyway as long as you use the "share" url.
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:13 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:13 PM (bxiXv)
This is a confusing case.
Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM
I'm guessing there were drugs involved, specifically meth.
Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2011 06:14 PM (263hv)
but really, if Christie gets in, then Perrymania will give way to Christiemania, and at least thank God we'll be over Perrymania.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 06:14 PM (ymPoE)
This is a confusing case.
Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (HBqDo)
duh
Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 06:15 PM (MtwBb)
Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 06:15 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 01, 2011 06:16 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
--You can't leave it at that. Details!
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:16 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 01, 2011 06:17 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 06:17 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 06:17 PM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
They found out you didn't know what a "broiler" is? I can't help it, I am still lmao over that.
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:18 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: CDR M at October 01, 2011 06:20 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 01, 2011 06:22 PM (QNeKQ)
I suspect slu has already abandoned us to our nefarious ways. But that pshop is utterly fabulous!
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:22 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 06:22 PM (Ulyg2)
When one door closes, another one opens. Stacey Dash is now single!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:22 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (rZZA3)
ReLOVEution baby!
Posted by: Anwar al-Awlaki at October 01, 2011 06:24 PM (FBr/C)
I can't stop laughing
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 06:25 PM (OhYCU)
In a sane world, such self-mutilation would be obvious proof of insanity, no hearing required. The fact that it's a "fashion statement" instead demonstrates that Western Civilization died decades ago.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 01, 2011 06:26 PM (aSVj6)
Posted by: Dick the Durbin needs $5 campaign contributions at October 01, 2011 06:27 PM (/zAJa)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 06:28 PM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 06:30 PM (SzFCo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:30 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 10:24 PM (RK/k+)
Damn, I'm intentionally not watching. Every time I watch them they self destruct - so I figured I'd try not watching
Gotta love magical thinking. I think the rest of the year may be a long one for them.
Posted by: someone at October 01, 2011 06:31 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 01, 2011 06:31 PM (kzFnw)
--You can't leave it at that. Details!
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:16 PMHaha, okay, in fact last night I was alluding to it on the ONT -- I had another tab open where I was arguing with a Black chick about Cain's remark that Blacks are brainwashed into voting Democrat. I went back there this morning and lo! a couple other people were in on it. I fought back all morning long, and damn was I good if I do say so myself. My last comment was that MLK was a Republican, after which I went off to take a shower, and when I went back -- BAAANNNNNN!
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 06:32 PM (ymPoE)
You're off by about a decade, but your scenario is pretty much correct.
I think this was my Sega phase where I was trying to conquer the Sonic games.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:32 PM (c0A3e)
hmmm That got me thinking (no jokes please)
You could sew your gay lover onto your own body, so you can literally become one.
You could transplant your penis onto your nose. Marxists would love this since it would cause a rift in society.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 06:33 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 01, 2011 06:33 PM (aSVj6)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:32 PM (ymPoE)
--Bwahahahaha! Which site was it?
The best is what I got from VDH: note the percentages Blacks voted for a given Democrat president, then note the unemployment rate among Blacks for said president. What was it, 95% support for 0bama for 26% unemployment???
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:34 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
That's kinda like missing last call at the Turpentine Bar & Grill
Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 06:35 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:35 PM (bxiXv)
I can't wait to see what the next 30 years brings in the area of recreational surgery.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:30 PM
Blow-holes are beautiful.
Posted by: Shamu the Killer Whale at October 01, 2011 06:37 PM (ymPoE)
Maybe Skin Tone Pills. Black on Monday. Asian on Tuesday. Imagine the possibilities in college.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 06:37 PM (OhYCU)
Hey, Bomber!
Tell me, y'all, do they even allow people named chad in to the National Guard?
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 06:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 06:38 PM (Ulyg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 06:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:40 PM (bxiXv)
I'm optimistic about Walking Dead. I did like season 1. Aside from the episode "Vatos", it was good. That episode was so out of place and stupid.
Posted by: Ben at October 01, 2011 06:40 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:40 PM (/ybwc)
Funny. I saw "The Patriot" and instantly thought of that horrible Steven Seagal movie of the same name.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:40 PM (c0A3e)
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change then things I can, the wisdom to know the difference, and next week's Powerball numbers.
Posted by: Helpful Tip Guy at October 01, 2011 06:41 PM (ydi6h)
You say that right before I mention Steven Seagal...
Cockpuncher!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 06:42 PM (hevAG)
Tell me more
Pulled pork piled high on a homemade cornbread bun and then covered with chili and topped with bacon and cheese.
Every bite makes Moochelle cry into her feed bag.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 06:42 PM (4CSeG)
--Bwahahahaha! Which site was it?
The best is what I got from VDH: note the percentages Blacks voted for a given Democrat president, then note the unemployment rate among Blacks for said president. What was it, 95% support for 0bama for 26% unemployment???
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:34 PMI was bombing them with stats from Jay Cost, my absolute favorite geek. Ninety percent of Black conservatives voted for Kerry in 2008. No, not brainwashed at all. Cost had a quote from Lou Stokes's autobiography in which he f*ck-out said "I can take the most extreme late-term pro-abortion stance despite my pro-life constituents because they'll vote for me no matter what." The Black lefties against me tried to talk it down.
It was the political thread on a profession-oriented website that's mostly about the writing, editing, and publishing industry. I wandered in there a few weeks ago and got stuck.
Posted by: Shamu the Killer Whale at October 01, 2011 06:43 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 06:43 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 06:43 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:37 PM (SzFCo)
Yeah, it was fuckin' brutal. Yesterday it rained here and I went, oh, shit, I have got to get my cold-weather wardrobe together. I have been shopping all day, something I hate worse than anything I can think of, I'm very bad at it and do it very rarely. So, I spent an embarrassingly large chunk of change and have some pretty cool stuff to show for it. Including two new pairs of stompy boots. There's one more item o' clothing I need, then I'm done for the year. But, jeebus, I don't understand how anyone actually enjoys the experience. And, lol, I haven't even actually paid for it yet.
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:44 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: F Thomas Throckmorton, Democrat Operative at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (Lt/Za)
well in Moron land, i'll call that a good day.
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 06:44 PM (SzFCo)
Posted by: Taxpayer at October 01, 2011 06:46 PM (NpmCe)
More importantly, she's no longer a heathen as of today.
Today she got baptized.
Here's the whole happy family.
Here she is with her big brother.
Good day today.
Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 06:46 PM (hevAG)
Damn, I wish I got this zombie thing. So many morons seem to get so much enjoyment out of it. Dead people who eat live people! It's unendingly intriguing!
In my day, we put zombie movies in the same category as Giant Insect Movies. What I'm saying is: Bring back Giant Insect Movies.
Posted by: CJ at October 01, 2011 06:47 PM (9G+G5)
Posted by: Boys are .... at October 01, 2011 06:47 PM (rZZA3)
Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (hevAG)
Smiling and tearing up a little at the same time, Bomber. Thank you so much for sharing and congratulations on this milestone! What a beautiful family you guys are . . .
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 06:49 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Taxpayer at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (NpmCe)
--Heh, reminds me: Anyone else catch Parks and Recreation this week? Ron Swanson's mom kicks ass.
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 06:50 PM (QaKuj)
I have a feeling the Hell's Angels will be waiting to throw him a little get out of jail party when he gets out. They're not the types to let the murder of three of their gang slide
Posted by: kbdabear at October 01, 2011 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 06:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 06:51 PM (SzFCo)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 01, 2011 06:52 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Boys are .... at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (rZZA3)
Thanks for that story,
. If he likes her now...oh boy, he should have seen her 10, 15, even 20 years ago!
I'd have a lot of completion, particularly from men of my own age. This wedding broke a lot of hearts.
As you probably guessed, my first introduction to Shannon Tweed was from a movie less "innocent" than that reality TV show.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 06:53 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 06:53 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 06:54 PM (bxiXv)
You can't launch that capsule until you hear the hatch go "tink."
Posted by: comatus at October 01, 2011 06:57 PM (NA+Ul)
Posted by: Ma Bell at October 01, 2011 06:57 PM (kzFnw)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 10:53 PM (GZitp)
GTFO Huskers. It's our turn in the barrel.
Posted by: Florida Gators at October 01, 2011 06:57 PM (QaKuj)
I'd fry you all some bacon if I could.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 06:57 PM (4CSeG)
Here's the FB galleries:
Bomber Jr (on the beach, during a tropical storm)
Bomberette
Don't know much about FB, but if that works, feel free to friend me.
Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 06:58 PM (hevAG)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 07:00 PM (RK/k+)
Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:28 PM (Ulyg2)
The Skinemax version.
Kratos, aged 17 years, 364 days, is engrossed in playing "Leisure Suit Larry", when on the old Philco tv Shannon Tweed appears in a bathing suit that leaves very little to the imagination. At this point, young Kratos decides to head to Hollywood to find and woo the siren. Kratos and his two best friends hop in the old Biscayne for said roadtrip that finds them running into all sorts of young ladies with ample bosoms that are barely constrained by skimpy bikini tops.
Upon arrival in Hollywood, our hero finds out that Miss Tweed is protected by all sorts of bodyguards that thwart any contact with her. Discouraged, Kratos is seen by the pool of the hotel he and his buddies are staying at, when all of a sudden, the pool cleaner offers him a job, the job, cleaning pools. Kratos jumps at the chance, and goes over right away to start on the first pool.
Upon his arrival, he gets to work, not even realizing who owns the house. As he is pulling his hose out of the pool, the homeowner asks if he would like to use his hose on her pool table, the homeowner, Miss Tweed. As we go to credits, the big smile on Kratos' face changes to his vinegar face.
And Scene.
Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 07:03 PM (eKuOw)
I use it to make shellac for french polishing. (ducks)
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 07:03 PM (FMbng)
Oh for f*x sakes Rick Perry.
Perry continued, “In 2001, we had this choice: Are we going to kick these children over to the curb and say you cannot have access to college? Because the fact of the matter is there’s no way they could pay the out-of-state tuition. And are we going to have them on the government dole over here because they’re not educated? Or are we going to have them in our institutions of higher learning, paying in state tuition, pursuing citizenship?”…
I think I'll go to Texas and just sit on the ground until someone gives me a home and a meal ticket. Because the fact of the matter is there's no way I can pay rent.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:03 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 07:04 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 07:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 07:05 PM (bxiXv)
Maybe his fatcat friends could pitch in and give them some money.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 07:05 PM (OhYCU)
Yeah. Rick Perry is toast at this rate. It is one thing to step on your dick in a debate, but to stage a Fred Astaire dance number on it for weeks is quite another.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 07:07 PM (4CSeG)
She is quite the comely lass. But I still liked her best in that Underworld leather getup. Damn, is she really almost 38?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 10:59 PM (1+XRG)
Posted by: Some Police Song at October 01, 2011 07:07 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 07:07 PM (bxiXv)
No need. They live off mom and dad's AMEX.
Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 07:08 PM (r9Nf8)
Posted by: Eager Cartel Executioner with a Chainsaw at October 01, 2011 07:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:10 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: simplemind at October 01, 2011 07:11 PM (za3QZ)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 07:11 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Cheetah baby at October 01, 2011 07:12 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 07:13 PM (8MPk4)
Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 07:13 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 07:13 PM (c0A3e)
Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth
These people are fucking insane. Do they really fucking think when push comes to shove the armed sector of the population is gonna let them do anything remotely close to the shit they spew?
It scared the japanese from invading the US, compared to them the libs aren't a flea on a frog's ass.
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 07:14 PM (FMbng)
A few years ago, in a philosophy class, I was asked by the professor to give an example of pseudo-egoism as defined by Nietzsche. I answered that the black's unquestioning devotion to the Democrat party had led to them receiving nothing except being taken for granted by the Democrat party power-brokers but they are convinced that conservatives and Republicans are evil racists.
Hilarity then ensued when I told the young kids in class that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 would not have passed without Republicans and about 80% of Republicans voted for the bill compared to about 60% of the Democrats. Surprisingly, the professor didn't try to shut me down even though he was an avowed communist.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 01, 2011 07:14 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 07:14 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:15 PM (bxiXv)
Heh. I love it that Arhooley takes it to the leftosphere.
I read your blog in the past Arhooley - you're a good writer. Bottom line, they ban you 'cause you're smart than they are.
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 07:15 PM (IdPEP)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 07:16 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)
Me too!
Posted by: Mummar Qaddafi at October 01, 2011 07:17 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)
Word
Posted by: The Dude formerly known as Ron Artest at October 01, 2011 07:18 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)
I second
Posted by: B. Assad at October 01, 2011 07:19 PM (wY55N)
I read your blog in the past Arhooley - you're a good writer. Bottom line, they ban you 'cause you're smart than they are.
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 11:15 PMJade Sea that's sweet, thanks. Here's something funny: I have a wild tangle of google accounts from my cycle of registering on lefty sites, getting banned, creating another google i.d., and coming back to torment them as someone else. A few weeks ago I decided to start managing all these crazy stray useless google i.d.s and I accidentally deleted the account that had all my blogs!!! I'm such a narcissist that I fetched a bunch of content out of the google cache and I'll probably reconstitute them over the next few weeks.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:20 PM (ymPoE)
Trying not to laugh and draw her attention.
She doesn't know whether to laugh, cry, or get pissed.
Classic.
Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 07:20 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 07:20 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 07:21 PM (4CSeG)
I wouldn't recommend watching it, but the thing that really got me--other than the sight of two men being beheaded--was that the victims showed absolutely no fear or emotion whatsoever. They were completely passive and stolid. They were sitting shirtless on the ground with their arms tied behind them. The chainsaw was fired up in front of the first man, and he calmly watched it come at him. He was killed with two strokes, but other than a brief grimace, he had no reaction.
The second victim was the nephew of the first man. He watched the chainsaw beheading with no emotion, even though his uncle fell against him. The nephew may even have been cut on the arm by the chainsaw. When it was the nephew's turn, he was killed with a knife, but other than a brief retching sound, he showed no reaction as his head was cut off. Most of the actual beheading was done out of view of the camera.
As I said, I never watched such a video before, and I won't watch another. I think this video is going to lead to even more atrocities, because the victims didn't seem to be in much pain at all. Maybe they were so desensitized by doing such things themselves or watching such videos that they didn't put any value even on their own lives. This video made beheading seem like not such a bad thing for either the victims or the perpetrators.
If you must watch a beheading video, this is the one, because there are no screams or even apparent discomfort, and the men killed were monsters themselves. It was an utterly surreal, horrifying experience to watch such a thing. I don't regret it, but once is enough.
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 07:21 PM (jbgd3)
Posted by: NotAMolly Hobbitton resident at October 01, 2011 07:21 PM (ADJFU)
Rick Perry is toast at this rate. It is one thing to step on your dick in a debate, but to stage a Fred Astaire dance number on it for weeks is quite another.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 11:07 PM
I wonder how Christie is going to manage the dick-stepping dance. I guess he'll have to use a mirror since he can't see his feet.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:22 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 07:22 PM (8MPk4)
My To Do List Today:
1. Eat an ice cream cone without having to try to lick my own elbow
2. Sing while drunk
3. Say "This is a big f'n deal on camera again
4. Remember to call Jill "Doctor" not just "Jill"
5. Crib a speech from Neil Kinnock. Boy howdy can that guy write!
6. Wipe. Remember to wipe.
Posted by: Big F'n deal Joe Biden at October 01, 2011 07:24 PM (IdPEP)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM
Thanks to that beautiful story, I'ma roust the cat off my lap and get another beer and stay a bit.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:25 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 07:26 PM (OhYCU)
I just hope Obama loses. Every day I just hope that SCoaMF loses big.
I don't care who beats him.
Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 07:27 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:28 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 07:29 PM (rZZA3)
Kudos on your inspired use of the tiny URL "custom alias" feature.
He sounds desperate, doesn't he? Crazy Rosanne sounds desperate, doesn't she? The losers infesting Wall St, and their cheerleader, late in the Wall-St-Loser thread today, insisting that this is an Important Protest (I think he even likened it to the French Revolution). They all sound desperate. I take these as hopeful signs that we will be rid of the SCOAMF in (consults Obama Clock iPhone app) 476 more days.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 07:30 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM
I forced myself to watch the Daniel Pearl beheading. I wanted to know those animals.
I guess I interpret the flat, emotionless thing differently from you, Llarry. I would guess the more effective beheading videos would be the ones where it looks awful, painful, horrid, so as to scare people off.
Very weird the guys were so calm. Maybe they'd been deprived of sleep, beaten, maybe they were drugged.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:32 PM (ymPoE)
I wonder how Christie is going to manage the dick-stepping dance. I guess he'll have to use a mirror since he can't see his feet.
If Christie has any sense, he won't get in. His whole appeal is based on his awesome "I mean what I say, and it will happen because I say it will" story. After his emphatic denials, to get in now would be to negate his best personal narrative.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 07:33 PM (2IW5Q)
"Because she can."
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:22 PM
An echo of the Cigar-in-Chief.
Can you imagine what Rosie O'Donnell is like? Shudder to think.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:34 PM (ymPoE)
I guess I interpret the flat, emotionless thing differently from you, Llarry. I would guess the more effective beheading videos would be the ones where it looks awful, painful, horrid, so as to scare people off.
Very weird the guys were so calm. Maybe they'd been deprived of sleep, beaten, maybe they were drugged.
Same here. No sense fighting something you can't look at.
I figure the cowards drugged them so they wouldn't fight back.
Or the victims were just wanting it to be over.
Shock and disbelief have to come in somewhere in there too.
Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 07:34 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 07:34 PM (b9f1E)
Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at October 01, 2011 07:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 07:38 PM (4CSeG)
If Christie has any sense, he won't get in. His whole appeal is based on his awesome "I mean what I say, and it will happen because I say it will" story. After his emphatic denials, to get in now would be to negate his best personal narrative.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 11:33 PM
Totally agree. And I think he has work to do in New Jersey.
I also think -- and this is completely independent of my fondness for Palin -- that if she announces that she's NOT getting in, her power will go POOF. Her entire threat/appeal is based on the possibility that she'll gain access to the levers of formal power. If she says she's not interested, her threat level goes down to white and no one tunes in.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:38 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 07:38 PM (npr0X)
Roseann Barr thinks bankers should be beheaded.
I have a different idea. If the left plans to resume beheading as a state duty, let's start with with the worthless, leftist entertainment/ infotainment millionaires who, unlike people who work in a bank, have not done anything important to earn their pay.
They have millions, hate America, despise their fellow Americans and have made no real contribution to the country. Start there,mmmmkay? Ms. Barr - I'm looking at you.
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 07:39 PM (IdPEP)
time for bed, but IOWAHAWK was on fire today on twitter.
One of my favorites, directed towards the Occupy Wall Street crap
Keep hope alive! After all, a vegan failed artist and street organizer overthrew the financial plutocrats of 1930 Germany.
Posted by: Ben at October 01, 2011 07:40 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: I know about hash at October 01, 2011 07:40 PM (rZZA3)
I call all things political usually dead-on.
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 11:29 PM
Dude! really? What's your take on Palin? On 2012? You been readin' up on Operation Fast and Furious?
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:40 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:38 PM (ymPoE)
I think it is the opposite. If she endorses someone else she becomes the king maker and gets her voice heard by whoever she picks.
If she gets in, it is win or go back to the minor leagues.
Imagine if Palin picks Perry? Suddenly he's got momentum again.
Cain? The surge continues.
Bachmann? Girl Power Baby.
Romney (ack)? The Republicans rally around Mr My Turn
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 07:42 PM (FBr/C)
Here's my response to the end of that scene.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (c0A3e)
You wouldn't want to engage in decadence with Miss Tweed?
Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 07:43 PM (eKuOw)
Roseann Barr thinks bankers should be beheaded.
I guess she keeps all her money in the form of cash under her bed then. She wouldn't want any evil bankers keeping it safe for her or god forbid sitting in an interest-bearing account.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:43 PM (ymPoE)
Nick Berg's was awful.
Zeta are tough. I suspect it would be a badge of honor to them not to show any fear. I thought Saddam Hussein died like a man, and I'm not ashamed to say it. They were taunting him, and he gave back as good as he got.
Some men, unspeakable bastards and animals though they may be, just have that kind raw courage, and probably an excess of testosterone....I'm guessing it's a contributing factor in their ability to be brutal dictators and savages.
I often think about what kind of good these kinds of men could have accomplished had they not turned to evil.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 07:43 PM (SsG4J)
Well, I never watched a beheading video before because I didn't want to see suffering. There was no suffering in this Mexican video. It was exactly like a video game where you kill shambling zombies that don't seem to mind when you carve off big hunks of them.
The video-game quality of this footage makes it much more likely that it'll be repeated and then topped. It was so low key that the horror of what actually happened was very muted.
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 07:44 PM (jbgd3)
Blackmail the world, demanding 100 million dollars, Kate Beckinsale, and a baby cheetah.
You know, Dick Cheney uses a fully grown cougar, so I don't think Kate will be all that impressed.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 01, 2011 07:44 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:46 PM (bxiXv)
It is the crew of the Jolly Roger "I.T' Division that I greet Hale an Fair Thee Well?
Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 07:47 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: I know about hash at October 01, 2011 07:47 PM (rZZA3)
I think that is why most of the them seem to hate the system that made them rich.
Your average self made millionaire had to work hard to get there. Long hours, a high level of skill, some new idea or breakthrough.
Your average celebrity? Generally his/her ticket was a relative, good looks, or a good performance on the casting couch. As with any good liberal, the amount of projection involved in their hatred is astounding.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 07:48 PM (FBr/C)
Much like when the Ork Warlord Ghazghkull captured and then released Commissar Yarrick, I would realize that it is the pursuit of Miss Tweed that defines me and that everybody needs something that they pursue and yet never attain, in order to improve themselves.
That... or I misinterpreted what the "vinegar face" was. I thought you put in a twist where I was at a different Tweed home than THE Shannon Tweed home.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 07:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 07:49 PM (bxiXv)
So WTF happened with Roseanne?
Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 07:49 PM (hevAG)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 07:52 PM (gvKUn)
That's a possibility, too. Still, if someone started up a chainsaw right in my face and then moved it toward me, I don't think I could keep from flinching or blinking.
The other day I watched The Godfather Part II on DVD and saw something I hadn't seen before: In the scene where Robert DeNiro puts the gun in the mouth of the dead Don Fanucci and pulls the trigger, the actor--Gastone Moschine--blinks and flinches. He can't help himself.
These two Mexicans actually being killed violently and painfully showed less of a reaction than that actor. Incredible. They didn't seem drugged, either, because they were questioned before they were killed.
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 07:52 PM (jbgd3)
I think it is the opposite. If she endorses someone else she becomes the king maker and gets her voice heard by whoever she picks.
She becomes a kingmaker and probably gets her voice heard but it's not mandatory -- but she's no threat to the left and no mystery to the right from that point on. She might keep getting Hannity appearances, but I think most people tune in now just to hear how she weasels away from the question of whether she's running. Once that's answered, poof. She's just another Facebooking, book-writing, Hannity-chatting polibrity.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:53 PM (ymPoE)
NERDSSSSS!
Posted by: Some Ogre at October 01, 2011 07:53 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (jbgd3)
IIRC, in medieval times, when royalty were executed, they were beheaded because it caused the least amount of suffering (because it was done correctly) while commoners were executed by strangulation. Remember that scene in Braveheart where William Wallace was mercifully executed by beheading after being disemboweled?With that being said, what happened to Nick Berg and other victims of Islamist terror doesn't count as a "merciful" execution because the Islamists used rusty knives to behead their victims, thus sawing through the head in order to produce pain and shock value.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 07:53 PM (c0A3e)
that game was awful
I don't mind so much that the Huskers lost to Wisconsin - it is a very fine team, they are a quality football program, they've only lost like once in the last 20 games? they are a great program
I am just so disappointed that it was a 30-point blowout and that the Huskers made so many mental mistakes.
3 interceptions is inexcusable.
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 07:54 PM (s7mIC)
I have a high tolerance for gore, though. Worked in a hospital ER for years, grew up in the country, and have attended many a death bed.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 07:54 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 07:55 PM (b9f1E)
Oh, and if you're turned on by the picture, GET HELP!
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 07:55 PM (8MPk4)
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 07:56 PM (SzFCo)
Historically, torture (far worse then a mere beheading) and death awaited any warrior captured by the enemy. And anything other then fighting to the end or stoic acceptance were considered dishonorable.
Reading a little American Indian history for example, why not just fight tot he end? A smashed skull couldn't be anywhere near as bad as the fate that awaited you when you got back to the enemy camp...
I'm guessing that the notion that trained fighters turn into jelly in this sort of situation is a bit of Hollywood and a bit of the change in modern western society...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 07:57 PM (FBr/C)
IIRC, the only truly horrifying thing you really see in Pearl's is them holding his head afterwards.
You see them going at him and sawing, and -- the really awful thing -- you hear his hideous screams. Then his screams stop and you see his head.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 07:58 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 07:58 PM (gvKUn)
I found that I could not do that. I guess I need something in the way of a hopeful narrative to watch such things. So the only one I've watched was the thoroughly admirable "I'll show you how an Italian dies" guy.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 07:58 PM (2IW5Q)
I don't see the beheaders allowing their victims the luxury of being drugged, unless it made their jobs easier, I suppose.
And heck yea, I have to assume I'd be flinching and peeing myself once I heard that saw start up. I'd like to think I woudn't give them the satisfaction of seeing me frightened, but come on....
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 07:59 PM (SsG4J)
I will forego the usual taste testing by my cabin boy and just dive right in to the ONT pie....HHhhmmmm...tastes just like......drum beats on the horizon.
They are testing the perimeter and on the 1st day of October.
"An American Autumn....he said that, "An American Autumn."
Synom. with...Fall.....must buy more 7.62 it would appear and maybe some grape-shot for the 9 pounder on the roof. Just for fun you see...
Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 07:59 PM (mRRji)
Cant do it.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 11:50 PM (qjUnn)
I'm with you. I can't watch the inhumanity - I never want to be inured to it. My son asks how I, who hate gory movies, can walk into the OR and see a patient with his chest filleted open. It's a different attitude, I tell him. In the OR, everyone there wants the patient to survive and thrive. We're rooting for him, protecting him and and want to do our best for him in every way.
I find the inhumanity and disrespect for life by those who post these murder videos disgusting. (so you know my comments about beheading are bullshit. I wouldn't have anyone, including Barr beheaded. Just flagellating her for her hypocrisy and craziness.)
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 08:00 PM (IdPEP)
America has gone soft.
Posted by: SCoaMF at October 01, 2011 08:01 PM (hevAG)
Posted by: Hi Andrew Breitbart! at October 01, 2011 08:01 PM (9F2c1)
Damn, I wish I got this zombie thing. So many morons seem to get so much enjoyment out of it. Dead people who eat live people! It's unendingly intriguing!
In my day, we put zombie movies in the same category as Giant Insect Movies. What I'm saying is: Bring back Giant Insect Movies.
Posted by: CJ at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (9G+G5)
the rage about zombie movies is that a person can project whatever attributes they desire on the zombies, if you hate suburbia the zombies are suburbanites, if you hate socialism the zombies are socialists, zombies are the mindless, unknowable Other, humanoid, but not human and therefor safe to vent our anger & frustration on.
or maybe you're right - They Eat Brains!!!
Posted by: shoey at October 01, 2011 08:01 PM (m6OUa)
He was truly heroic.
arhooley, maybe I am confusing Danny's and Nick Berg's. And again, the one I saw may well have been edited. I do recall Nick Berg's ( or the one I thought was is his) involving sawing and screaming.
Jeez, what a topic, I'm sorry for taking it this far, y'all.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 08:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:02 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: SCoaMF at October 02, 2011 12:01 AM (hevAG)
Well...the problem with Obama's statement isn't that its true, but that he is a prime example of what it means that American has gone soft
And to give but one example of old school America...
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country. --Nathan Hale
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 08:04 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 08:04 PM (SzFCo)
They ever at least erect a statue for him in Italy?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 08:05 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:06 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:06 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:07 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:07 PM (s7mIC)
Good news, morons. PETA is coming to the rescue of our good friend, The Chicken. A couple stories down in Weasel Zippers.
Oh, and if you're turned on by the picture, GET HELP!
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:55 PM
usually the just have their way with me. This time they made me pretend I was having the time of my life.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (ymPoE)
So WTF happened with Roseanne?""
SHE threatened to go nude if she didn't get the part.
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (bxiXv)
We can't have the ONT's standards go all-to-hell. Oh, wait.
Posted by: comatus at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (NA+Ul)
Hate of oppression's arbitrary plan, The love of freedom, and the rights of man; A strong desire to save from slavery's chain The future millions of the western main, And hand down safe, from men's invention cleared, The sacred truths which all the just revered; For ends like these, I wish to draw my breath,' He bravely cried, 'or dare encounter death.' And when a cruel wretch pronounced his doom, Replied, 'Tis well, —for all is peace to come; The sacred cause for which I drew my sword Shall yet prevail, and peace shall be restored. I’ve served with zeal the land that gave me birth, Fulfilled my course, and done my work on earth; Have ever aimed to tread that shining road That leads a mortal to the blessed God. I die resigned, and quit life's empty stage, For brighter worlds my every wish engage; And while my body slumbers in the dust, My soul shall join the assemblies of the just.
It is hard to believe how much we've changed as a country...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (FBr/C)
They ever at least erect a statue for him in Italy?
I don't know whether to hope that they have done so, or to hope that every Italian walks around taking it for granted, and assuming that he would do as well in that position, as a matter of pride.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 08:08 PM (2IW5Q)
After all the heartbreak I went through to get the pus-filled sebacious bumps off my face with benzoyl peroxide, antibiotics, Retin-A, diet control, and steaming washcloth sessions three times a day - this biker mutant seeks it out?
I am depressed. Maybe the whole conservative platform, especially the Second Amendment stuff, has some reason for existing.
brb. Got to check something in the bathroom mirror.
Posted by: David Weigman, Journolist Ace Reporter at October 01, 2011 08:09 PM (SYrAh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:10 PM (bxiXv)
the links are cool, no doubt, but if they weren't there, it would be okay with me too
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:10 PM (s7mIC)
Rosanne Barr is the woman who during a TV interview once stated she had promised to buy her son a Lambourghini if he got good grades.
Yeah she hates rich people, just rich people who accomplish stuff and build things.
Posted by: Have Blue at October 01, 2011 08:11 PM (IKTC8)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (s7mIC)
nah, just the one. Gave my old DS to my nephew and bought a 3DS even though it has no games other than DS games.
oh, if you dig oldschool PC WRPGs, Steam has Avadon as their daily deal. Not Spiderweb's best game but a lot of fun and worth the $5
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:11 PM (M8yfa)
brb. Got to look up "sebacious." OK, done...ew.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 08:11 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:11 PM (bxiXv)
3 interceptions is inexcusable.
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 11:54 PM (s7mIC)
Not to make things worse for you, right now Wisconsin has an average defense for the conference, you'll face better. Welcome to the Big Ten.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 08:12 PM (GZitp)
arhooley, maybe I am confusing Danny's and Nick Berg's.
I confused them. I watched Nick Berg and there was sawing and screaming.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 01, 2011 08:13 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:13 PM (s7mIC)
Not to make things worse for you,
right now Wisconsin has an average defense for the conference, you'll
face better. Welcome to the Big Ten.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 02, 2011 12:12 AM (GZitp)
makes me glad that we're not playing anyone good this year till the bowl games (where we will get blown out)
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:14 PM (M8yfa)
The Taliban have told their bosses that they don't want to face U.S. Marines anymore, because the Marines "run toward the bullets."
The USMC is now teaching the Israeli Defense Forces MOUT (military operations on urban terrain). Prior to Operation Iraqi Freedom, we learned from the Israelis.
The USMC built a training camp in Israel and staffed it with Marine instructors. During Operation Cast Lead in Gaza, the Israelis lost only 13 men in combat while killing at least 700 Hamas terrorists.
Oorah!
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 08:15 PM (jbgd3)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 08:15 PM (SsG4J)
265
Dear friend,
Recent tactile events may not give us of this age that pleasent option. May have to remove from that long locked box that what we swore would never see the light of day again for we wanted only a peaceful life after what most our age went through. Pray we not have to unlock that box...but swear we will if a time comes in this nation.
DAMN...must go to the orange tree...I do not want to think this manner of things... how BOUT THE KITTENS??
Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 08:15 PM (mRRji)
It scared the japanese from invading the US, compared to them the libs aren't a flea on a frog's ass.
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM (FMbng)
They actually do. A bunch of guys I grew up with are America hating Marxists, and they were discussing on Facebook about how they would basically be able to bum rush Tea Partiers homes because there would be no police because TPers hate police or something. I told them to come on over and try that at my house because if there was no police, then the gun laws would be very lax and I would have several 50 cals waiting for them.
They were unamused and downright offended when I told them that their "Buck Fush" tshirts are not bulletproof.
Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 01, 2011 08:16 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:13 AM (s7mIC)
nah, it's a isometric grid based rpg
Dragon Quest IX!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:14 AM (c0A3e)
already own it. Also wasted $40 because I bought the new Shin Megami Tensei game because I was too fucking retarded to not realize that it's just Devil Survivor with 3D
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:17 PM (M8yfa)
They don't call 'em Libtards for nothin'.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 08:18 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: David Weigman, Leaning into the bathroom mirror at October 01, 2011 08:19 PM (SYrAh)
Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (2IW5Q)
I would argue that you can expect a society to produce the type of men and women it honors. Were I in the Italian government, this is the sort of example I would try to honor - very much like Nathan Hale...
Looks like Silvio Berlusconi gave him a medal, but the Italian left doesn't think highly of Quattrocchi. Wiki says that little Isalmist Quisling Sgrena was especially critical.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 08:21 PM (FBr/C)
I'm not sure what it says about me that I can talk about beheadings and even watch videos of them, but zit humor makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 08:21 PM (SsG4J)
How I long to play a great game again, but I don't do the real-time walking-around-shooting-people thing. I like turn-based world-building. Best-ever game was DEADLOCK by Accolade.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 08:21 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:21 AM (ymPoE)
Try Europa Universalis 2.
If you have a few months of vacation saved up that is.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 08:22 PM (FBr/C)
where you could build mountains and valleys, and you tried to stop the evil people from invading and killing the good people
I can't remember the name of the game, but it was kinda fun
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:24 PM (s7mIC)
138 There is no Mason Jar Company. It's a generic term, from the name of the original developer. Both Kerr and Ball "Mason" jars are products of Ball Aerospace.
You can't launch that capsule until you hear the hatch go "tink."
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Yes, I know--I graduated from Ball State University, founded by the family who manufactured the Ball jars.
Ball Aerospace makes teh flying space stuff. Ball Corporation is the parent company which, BTW, doesn't even make the jars anymore. They license out the name.
Posted by: Taxpayer at October 01, 2011 08:24 PM (NpmCe)
In God of War, you aren't walking-around-shooting-people...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 08:25 PM (c0A3e)
where you could build mountains and valleys, and you tried to stop the evil people from invading and killing the good people
I can't remember the name of the game, but it was kinda fun
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:24 AM (s7mIC)
Act Raiser for the SNES (please don't bring up the second game)?
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:25 PM (M8yfa)
Oorah!
Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM
Echo! We have the Marine Corps insignia displayed outside our house.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 08:26 PM (ymPoE)
I can't remember the name of it
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:26 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:27 PM (bxiXv)
Try Europa Universalis 2.
If you have a few months of vacation saved up that is.
Heh, no kiddin'. I can imagine that's what they've become. Sickening story, my BFF and I both got Deadlock and we were sitting at our computers all day on Thanksgiving closing the curtains so we could see our monitors better and starving our asses off saying "Okay one more hour and then we'll go to the restaurant and eat turkey." Finally it was too late so we figured Denny's. Denny's would have a turkey dinner. Well, it was too late. Thanksgiving down the drain so we could play Deadlock.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 08:30 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:30 PM (M8yfa)
I don't know, it is all so crazy
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:30 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:30 PM (gvKUn)
Well, sure. He failed to live up to the pussy victim ideals of the left ("when confronted with evil, yield and embrace"). He should get an extra medal, just for that.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 08:32 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 08:37 PM (s7mIC)
basically the idea was to build a plain where the good people could establish a city, but then the evil people would invade and sack it
I can't remember the name of it
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:26 AM
Deadlock! Well, maybe not, but THAT's my kind of game, too. You build a world and simultaneously defend it from attackers while going out and sacking other worlds.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 08:37 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:37 PM (gvKUn)
I liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one. "Hey, guess what! That terrain deformation you rely on? It's disabled this time! Good luck!"
I'd love a modern game that tried to capture what was great about that game. Actually, I'd happily buy the old game if it would run on a modern system. I see there's a Populous on Good Old Games for $5.99, and I'm going to have to grab it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 08:38 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:38 AM (2IW5Q)
GOG is the shit if you pay no mind to the customer reviews on games where everything is 5 stars out of 5
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 08:39 PM (M8yfa)
That... or I misinterpreted what the "vinegar face" was. I thought you put in a twist where I was at a different Tweed home than THE Shannon Tweed home.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:49 PM (c0A3e)
I don't think you misinterpreted the vinegar face, but if it is the chase you want, then we go for a Skinemax series. "Chasing Shannon Tweed". Each episode has our hero chasing after Shannon Tweed but ending up with some Hollywood strumpet or celebrity named Shannon and bedding them. The twist, each week the hero finds out Shannon's whereabouts, but it is the wrong Shannon. One week it is Shannon Elizabeth, next Shannon Whirrey, Shannon Miller, Molly Shannon and Shannon Sharpe. It will be money!
Posted by: MrCaniac, Esecutive Producer to the Stars at October 01, 2011 08:39 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: MrCaniac, Esecutive Producer to the Stars at October 02, 2011 12:39 AM (eKuOw)
I like how you think!
And if you're taking input from say CAC, he'd probably prefer a hook up with Shannon Whirry over Shannon Tweed, given his "preferences",
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 08:46 PM (c0A3e)
One thing that has been infused in me this time around via #1 with 5 combat tours, is that he always told his guys in 3/7 when they awed at his totally Grim Reaper combat tactics and asked "Where the fu*ck did you learn that?
He just looked at them and said.."My Dad taught me that."
Explains the mob of 1st LT's and the such trying to greet me at the Ball in Las Vegas last year..but I say too much now...and have been under the orange tree for far too many weeks....time to turn the page,
"Night M&M's...Semper-Fi!
Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 08:46 PM (mRRji)
Fuck with the best die real fast.
Best story about Fallujah: In the First Chechen War of 1994-1996, the Chechens destroyed an entire Russian armored brigade at Grozny, using three-man teams consisting of an RPG gunner, an ammunition carrier, and a heavy machine gunner. After inflicting this catastrophic defeat on the Russians, the Chechens proudly explained their tactics to everyone who would listen.
Among the people who interviewed them were intelligence officers of the USMC, who filed a report. Fast forward 10 years. In preparing for the Second Battle of Fallujah, the Marines got wind that Chechens were being imported specifically to take on the American armor that the terrorists knew would be used. The Marines looked into their files, found the report from 1995, and therefore had the Chechen game plan.
When the battle took place, the Chechens were wiped out to a man. Their tactics were utterly ineffective. The Second Battle of Fallujah was the last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat.
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 08:48 PM (jbgd3)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:52 PM (gvKUn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 08:53 PM (bxiXv)
329 Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:48 AM (jbgd3)
That puts the saying "always have a plan to kill everyone you meet" in a whole new light, doesn't it?
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 01, 2011 08:54 PM (MSCON)
Every fricken' day. And people wonder why I don't want to talk to leftists?
"Why are you right-wingers always so hostile?"
"YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KILLING ME YOU STUPID F***ING COW!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:27 AM (bxiXv)
Amen.
I will have to add that after last November, they have really shut up about SCOAMF, pbuh.
Posted by: MrCaniac Creator of Chasing Shannon Tweed at October 01, 2011 08:56 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 08:57 PM (gvKUn)
omg. The "New York City General Assembly occupying Wall Street in Liberty Square" aka hippies eating pizza while normal people try to get to work, have issued their first Official Statement. It has this list of crimes committed by corporations, so many silly things it's hard to pick one, but I'll pick this:
They [corporations] have donated large sums of money to politicians supposed to be regulating them.
Unions? Hello? Is someone's irony meter broken?
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 08:57 PM (ymPoE)
I liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one.
Bah. All you had to do was establish your tribe on the highest mountain and then flood the world until everyone else was gone.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 08:59 PM (1+XRG)
When the battle took place, the Chechens were wiped out to a man. Their tactics were utterly ineffective. The Second Battle of Fallujah was the last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat.
That's another beautiful story.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 09:01 PM (ymPoE)
It's Ukraine, not 'the Ukraine'. Otherwise, a fully acceptable ONT.
Posted by: Linlithgow at October 01, 2011 09:01 PM (Gim9y)
And if you're taking input from
say CAC, he'd probably prefer a hook up with Shannon Whirry over Shannon
Tweed, given his "preferences",
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:46 AM (c0A3e)
Miss Whirry will be getting "input" from me. CAC can have Shannon Sharpe.
Miss Whirry was my "goto gal" back in the day for "late night" movies.
Posted by: MrCaniac Hoping MrsCaniac doesn't see this at October 01, 2011 09:04 PM (eKuOw)
I'd like to take it a couple of clicks (R) on the fire-set of my 203 and just start blasting dome tents in da park!
I'm good with that. And a special "NON-LETHAL" rubber bullet in "WAVEY-GRAVEY's solar-plexus if his wheel-chair Van makes it to the drinking fount near the stage!!
Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 09:04 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 09:05 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 09:05 PM (gvKUn)
Yup. I read that the U.S. military now has the most cumulative combat experience of any force in human history. That's why we really don't have to worry about the Chinese. The last time the Chinese fought was in 1979, and they had their asses handed to them by the Vietnamese.
Plus, every soldier in the People's Liberation Army is an only child. There's literally no way on earth the Chinese will squander all those precious children--who are expected to carry on the family name, continue the family business, and take care of their parents--in a war.
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 09:05 PM (jbgd3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 09:10 PM (wY55N)
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 09:12 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:10 AM (wY55N)
No, that makes you one of the good guys. Taking every year as a badge of honor, tee hee.
13 yrs and damn proud of it..
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:14 PM (R21xD)
I liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one.
Bah. All you had to do was establish your tribe on the highest mountain and then flood the world until everyone else was gone.
Hmmm...must be a different game. I think what I played was actually Populous II. Mostly it was about terrain deformation. "Highest mountains" were worthless. What you needed was lots and lots of population on flat ground that you created (or flattened from those high mountains), so you could generate the energy to visit floods and fire and volcanos and rampaging angry gods on your enemies. So you spent your time building land, and leading your population to settle it, and firing off attacks as soon as your peasants generated some darned energy. Good times.
There was also a later incarnation called "Populous: The Beginning." But as far as I could tell, it sucked.
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 09:15 PM (2IW5Q)
nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices...Porkbellies
These fuckers came up w/that term for hog guts?
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 01, 2011 09:16 PM (Amc+I)
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
What I can't get over is that they've been protesting for weeks, and only now they try to decide what they've been protesting about?
Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 09:17 PM (2IW5Q)
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:12 AM (ymPoE)
Too funny, watched the interviews with these dumbasses, and to be honest, they dont know shit..Just like all lib/communists/anarchists/democrats, etc, etc, etc..
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:17 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 09:19 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 01, 2011 09:20 PM (Amc+I)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 01, 2011 09:20 PM (AZGON)
"I would argue that you can expect a society to produce the type of men and women it honors."
dude!
C.S. Lewis himself could not have said it better!
(and i'm stealing it...)
Posted by: shoey at October 01, 2011 09:21 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 09:23 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 01, 2011 09:24 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 09:25 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:26 PM (bxiXv)
There is a shitpot of McCain in Christie.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:19 AM (DB7UQ)
And I said it, and you might not agree with me, but I will not vote for a romney or christie.
I will vote for my conservative running in nv, but, no more left coast rinos. Fuck romney and christie.
Only a conservative for president..
I like the black guy, Go Cain..
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:26 PM (R21xD)
The show is wayyy better, and I hope they don't follow the comic at all, really.
Posted by: KG at October 01, 2011 09:27 PM (LD21B)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 09:27 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: GMB at October 01, 2011 09:28 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 09:29 PM (DB7UQ)
Should I take that Rock Sugar video personally? Am I gonna have to cockslap a bitch up in here?
Nah, that video was awesome. Dude has a great voice.
But if anyone wants a cockslapping, let me know.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 09:31 PM (F79HU)
"The Second Battle of Fallujah was the last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat."
Ummm...maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but...no. US troops were facing terrorists in combat for quite awhile after 2nd Fallujah. I was there, and I was in combat against terrorists. Granted, they were wearing their asses for hats after every encounter, but we were still fighting them on a regular basis in late 2007 when I finished my second tour.
And on a completely unrelated note, demon wannabe guy did not kill three Hell's Angels, he is "connected" to a Hell's Angels chapter. He and his co-defendants killed three men, one of whom was supposed to testify against one of the co-defendants.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at October 01, 2011 09:32 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 01, 2011 09:33 PM (AZGON)
In the comic Walking Dead, the cop's buddy who was sticking his wife gets whacked by his son early on. Got all that?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 01, 2011 09:35 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 01, 2011 09:36 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 01, 2011 09:40 PM (Amc+I)
Isnt christie anti second amendment. Sorry, am I pissing the ont folks off?
I thought everyone went to bed?
tee hee...
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:41 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at October 01, 2011 09:43 PM (NRygI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:44 PM (bxiXv)
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:12 AM (ymPoE)
What these little pin heads don't get is that their hero FDR required that these companies test their drugs and products on animals. It wasn't the companies, it was the all knowing and benevolent government.
Posted by: MrCaniac seething at Libs today at October 01, 2011 09:44 PM (eKuOw)
In the comic Walking Dead, the cop's buddy who was sticking his wife gets whacked by his son early on. Got all that?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 02, 2011 01:35 AM (aD5Kx)
6 good issues and then it went to shit
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 09:44 PM (M8yfa)
I not sorry, drinking a little bit, what else is new??
Hey, sharpton is guilty of fraud today, did anyone else see that story?
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:45 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 09:50 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:45 AM (R21xD)
He was guilty of inciting to riot and murder a long time ago, *that* didn't stop him, don't see why this would.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:46 AM
Too true and so sad, He gets away with resist we much, because most Americans are stupid fucking sheep, and dont pay attention to the bs he spouts.
He fucking sucks..
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 09:50 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 09:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 01:44 AM (M8yfa)
Absolutely. I stuck with Walking Dead into the 40s or 50s, but the book pretty much turned to shit after those first six phenomenal issues. It got way too talky and introspective, the plot ground to a halt as the characters holed up in that prison and then never left, and worst of all the book lost the great artwork of Tony Moore in exchange for the weird-looking crap of Charlie Adlard.
It's just as well the show isn't following the comic's storyline. I just hope it improves from the garbage that made up most of season 1.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 01, 2011 09:54 PM (xUGL/)
Another complaint about the evil corporations:
They have consistently outsourced labor and used that outsourcing as leverage to cut workersÂ’ healthcare and pay.
The nutjobs claim they want this movement to spread abroad. I think in India and Taiwan they have a different view of outsourcing.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 09:54 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 01, 2011 09:59 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:01 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:52 AM (bxiXv)
Well hell, you called me out, teehee.
Sincerely, I am drunk, not stupid. But drunk and must go to bed. zzzz. Love you guys..Keep up the good fight.
No more maine sisters and mass scott...rinos suck.
Posted by: lou at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (R21xD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLmpL2AzLs
Posted by: Chris M at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (4lyMJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (bxiXv)
For $850, one pound of ash will be loaded into 250 shotgun shells. The ash is mixed in the cups that hold the shot, not the powder
250 mini Coffins= 1500 Pall bearers. Give a few to everybody @ the funeral.
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (Amc+I)
Posted by: The Dude at October 01, 2011 10:05 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 02, 2011 12:16 AM (eKuOw)
An armed insurrection in this country would be nasty. The size of the country, combined with the capabilities and knowledge would make Iraq or Afghanistan look like kids playing cowboys and indians.
Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 01, 2011 10:13 PM (Amc+I)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Iowa_John at October 01, 2011 10:18 PM (Vvqkm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:19 PM (bxiXv)
I've only ever heard it as "ooo-dah", for the last 20 years anyway.
Boyd pronounced it that way.
Well, then I stand corrected.
Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 10:21 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (bxiXv)
Just got back from movie night out with the fam. Saw a pretty great movie called Courageous. If Christian movies aren't your thing you might not like it, but it's got some really hilarious scenes along with quite a few serious ones.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 01, 2011 10:24 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:25 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 01, 2011 10:27 PM (DB7UQ)
Ain't that the truth. Can' remember exactly who it is on Twitter, but last Saturday and today they've sarcastically tweeted that the protests are working, they've shut Wall Street down.
Watched a video on O'Reilly where Jessie Watters goes out and interviews some of the idjits, who really have no fucking idea why they are doing this.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 01, 2011 10:30 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:34 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 01, 2011 10:35 PM (mue7s)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 01, 2011 10:40 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 01, 2011 10:43 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Gem at October 01, 2011 10:44 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 10:48 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 01, 2011 10:52 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 10:56 PM (yh0zB)
But I can't stop myself from laughing every time I see the picture of Obama trying to throw his umbrella over that gate. Can't wait to put it up on my cpu at Thanksgiving!!! Family fun time.
Posted by: NC Ref at October 01, 2011 10:56 PM (/izg2)
Especially after the last two and a half years...
Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 10:58 PM (r9Nf8)
Yeah.
Blackadder would have been a better President than Evil Mr. Bean.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:00 PM (bxiXv)
He should be sucking dicks on the street for cash.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:02 PM (F79HU)
This is Hollywood. Competition for that's pretty fierce.
Posted by: Will Ferrell at October 01, 2011 11:06 PM (xUGL/)
Throws a twenty dollar bill on the ground.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:06 PM (F79HU)
If you're gonna eat a bitch out while some dude is plugging her shithole, always be ready to run the risk of a surprise cock in the mouth.
Posted by: Robert says the more you know... at October 01, 2011 11:09 PM (F79HU)
Words of wisdom, Lloyd! Words of wisdom....
Posted by: Jack Torrance at October 01, 2011 11:11 PM (xUGL/)
When one door closes, another one opens. Stacey Dash is now single!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (c0A3e)
She does seem to have a bad habit of falling into bed with the wrong sort of fellow, so...GO FOR IT!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (yh0zB)
Yeah, it's a funny world.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (xUGL/)
This is exactly how one goes about legalizing prostitution, which I'm all for.
Marry a chick for a couple of hours and give her a nice "dowry" just before. Go nucking futs.
Fuck that shithole raw.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Robert says the more you know... at October 01, 2011 11:18 PM (F79HU)
Glenn Reynolds is right, this is more about cover up but I've been saying the ATF should have been abolished after Waco.
Good riddance.
Posted by: Robert isn't one to talk but, hey... at October 01, 2011 11:22 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 03:20 AM (xUGL/)
For you, a completely NSFW website of complete debauchery...
h tee tee pee colon backslash backslash scrotumcoat dot tumblr dot com
Have fun.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:26 PM (F79HU)
I think what he means is that's the last time they ever tried to deny us a patch of real estate.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 11:30 PM (1+XRG)
Yeah, but it's not like they're going to stop enforcing all the stupid federal gun laws. They're just gonna change the name plate on the door. It'll become TAF instead.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 11:32 PM (1+XRG)
And when the years go on and the truth slowly comes out he's gonna do a TV interview saying, "Yeah, we just fucking around and did it all for the lulz. Who knew people would take it so seriously? Like we were just gonna back off when we were winning? Fuck that! Also I was really born in Kenya, it's just that my parents had a stillborn baby and dad really wanted a Barack Jr., so...EL OH EL!"
Well, maybe that last bit is the beer talking.
It tells me things.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:41 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:42 PM (F79HU)
If you're gonna eat a bitch out while some dude is plugging her shithole, always be ready to run the risk of a surprise cock in the mouth.""
you see thats just fucking wrong. you never ever put yourself in that position. The Gigging for Metalheads Groupie Etiquette handbook says plain out. If you feel compelled to pull your dick out in the same room as another dude, let alone the same fucking building, the chick must go on all fours across the bed. One dude gets the ass end and grabs the ass, the other dude gets her head and grabs her hair, and if sync it right you get a 2 man saw thing happening.
it says it in the book, honest. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 03:44 AM (FMbng)
which book are you reading again? is it one of those Zebra Men's Adventure Novels, again? Youre gonna get hair on your palms and go blind if you dont stop!
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 01, 2011 11:52 PM (QNeKQ)
Sad thing is, the girl didn't object...and the banging did not even let up when I opened the door.
Squids. Whaddaya gonna do with 'em.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 11:56 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 01, 2011 11:58 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 03:44 AM (FMbng)
Literacy is for sucks!
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2011 11:59 PM (F79HU)
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical and he said my blood type was Nutella.
Something tells me that's kind of a bad sign.
Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 12:04 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 02, 2011 12:39 AM (jv20y)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 12:57 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 01:04 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 01:43 AM (yh0zB)
I found an interesting raspberry beer that I really like (it's a German thing) and believe it or not, fruit flies love it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 02:19 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 02, 2011 04:39 AM (jv20y)
They all got told Radiohead was going to show up and it was just some bullshit by the organizers to get people to show up.
Also extreme crybaby faggotry because mommy and daddy didn't hug them enough.
But apparently the NYPD is macing them all at random, which I can't get worked up over simply because they all have it coming for being a bunch of little fucking women and having shitty taste in music.
Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 02:20 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 05:43 AM (yh0zB)
So Cathy told Samantha told Bridget who heard it from her boss Skylar who was told by her supplier who has personal insider not to be spoken of by anyone that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 02:21 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 06:19 AM (7+pP9)
When you've got only 24 hours to live you're gonna live hard, man.
Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 02:23 AM (F79HU)
Americans' incomes in August fall for first time in almost 2 years
WASHINGTON — Americans earned less in August, the first decline in nearly two years. With less income, consumers could cut back on spending and weaken an already-fragile economy.
Their lower pay explains why consumers increased spending at a slower pace in August. And most of the increase went to pay higher prices for food and gas. When adjusted for inflation, spending was flat.
Many people tapped their savings to cover the steeper costs. The savings rate fell to its lowest level since December 2009.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 02:33 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 02, 2011 02:44 AM (dIHHd)
Posted by: Wex the Wonderdog at October 02, 2011 02:45 AM (dIHHd)
The MFM is trying to paint adult stem cell therapy -- and Perry's support of it as -- get this -- UNETHICAL.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 02:47 AM (7+pP9)
Officers Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell have launched Holy Smoke LLC, a company that will, for a price, load cremated human ash into shotgun shells, and rifle and pistol cartridges.
This isn't anything new. We've done it with the ashes, well, some of the ashes, anyhow, of a couple of deceased members of our Cowboy Action Shooting club. It's not like it's difficult. Almost all of us load our own ammo anyhow. It's pretty much the only way we can afford to shoot that many rounds a couple-three times a month.
I will say that when making a shotgun ro9und with ashes, rather than shot, it's best to load the shells with black powder, rather than smokeless. Smokeless powder shotshells, well the weight of the shot is super-imortant as to the pressure of the round, too much pressure you can blow up the shotgun, too little and, instead of getting a "BOOM!" you can get a" Fffft." With Black you always get the "BOOM!" and if you're even somewhat judicious with the amount of BP you won't blow up the gun.
It is kind of important to check the wind direction before you fire off the salute.
Posted by: Peter at October 02, 2011 02:55 AM (UStLM)
Posted by: Peter at October 02, 2011 06:55 AM
Uhhhh...yeah. I learned that many Bean Suppers ago.
Once again, it is time to acknowledge that Osama Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 02, 2011 03:07 AM (YjjrR)
I'm sure it has nothing to do with those 12 million people looking for work...
Posted by: Derek C at October 02, 2011 03:26 AM (yCdiK)
That boy is going places, I tells ya.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 02, 2011 04:14 AM (ZfMzu)
Posted by: sTevo at October 02, 2011 04:18 AM (Or+No)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 04:24 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 04:28 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 04:36 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: macintx at October 02, 2011 04:40 AM (ucs8Y)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 02, 2011 08:38 AM (Lt/Za)
16 inch heels? WTF?
gah, freaks and SCOAMFs, all of them
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2011 04:42 AM (s7mIC)
Herman Cain will be on Fox News Sunday AND This Week on ABC today.
Cheney and his daughter, Liz will be on CNN's State of the Union.
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 04:43 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 04:58 AM (niZvt)
Ugh.
We've come down with a cold. And I'm not 100% over the last illness.
I guess the house is going to have to clean itself before hubby comes home.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 02, 2011 04:59 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at October 02, 2011 05:00 AM (6IV8T)
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Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 05:56 PM (npr0X)