October 04, 2011
— Gabriel Malor Happy Tuesday, 'rons and 'ronnettes. I hope I've found enough stuff to keep you mildly amused for a bit.
First up, there's some excellent Star Wars toys photography over here. A taste, just because of the subject matter:
In manly men news, there are some interesting observations about the recent phenomenon of men desiring "man caves" in their homes over here. I'd never even heard the term until my twin started looking for a house last year. Sure enough, one of his requirements was that it have a space for a man cave. Of course I'm stoked that he's got it, since it means we can be as loud and rowdy as we want at all hours of the night and my sis-in-law and nieces can't hear us up in their rooms.
In other manly men news, Thomas Jane, the Punisher himself and lead actor of HBO's "Hung", says that he turned tricks with men as a young, starving actor, but that he totally decided to be straight after he could afford to feed himself. Dude.
In materialistic gimme-gimme-gimme news, Apple completely underwhelmed with the unveiling of the iPhone 4S today instead of the much-anticipated iPhone 5. On the other hand, this could have been a bit of a trial run for new Apple emcee Tim Cook (and from what I saw he needed it). Don't look now, Tim, but trouble's a-comin' up behind you.
In Chicken Little news, there was just a bit of solar activity that might be of interest to science- and space-geeks. By which I mean, images of a comet smacking the Sun right upside it's lumpy, spotted noggin.
Thanks to Adam Baldwin for that contribution to the ONT.
Finally, in entertainment news, I had high hopes for Fox's new series Terra Nova. It's got time travel, dinosaurs, guns, rebels, a hostile prehistoric environment, and enough Steven Spielberg-flavored (read: family-related) drama to shake a stick at. Which is why the first episode involved a generic hormone-addled teenager who learns a valuable lesson about obeying his father and the solution to the second episode's dire problem involved an improbable technobabble plot device. Needless to say, I am not the only person who is underwhelmed by this BS. Hell, even I can write a better Prehistoria story than that.
Alright, that's it for me. Good night, morons. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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JEF is a SCOAMF
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 04, 2011 05:50 PM (jucos)
The "Occupiers of Wall Street" are wearing out their welcome.
A manager at the nearby Essex World Cafe — who asked to remain anonymous — shared similar complaints. Referring to three young men waiting at the end of the counter, he explained, “They want to use the toilet, the phones, we give them free water and free ice. They sit here and don’t buy anything, but they recharge their phone batteries with our plugs, and I tell them, ‘Hey, if you guys are going to come, I need to do some business here. We are suffering, too!’ And then they start with their own words, going against you.” The three young men eventually left the cafe, each carrying large containers the staff had filled with hot and cold water for them.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 05:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 05:53 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:54 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 04, 2011 05:55 PM (nxptv)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:55 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 04, 2011 05:56 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: jake at October 04, 2011 05:56 PM (ltfvv)
Thinnest gruel on the ONT in a while --not that I comment on the links much anyway.
My house has a man cave, but it's rather austere. I mainly like that it's the warmest room in winter and the coolest in summer more than having lots of toys.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 05:56 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2011 05:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:55 PM (x3YFz)
Or as ace calls it - Home.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 05:59 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2011 09:57 PM (q177U)
After having watched 3 *painful* episodes of Falling Skies I KNEW this would suck a mountain of hairy pimpled ass. Saw that sht coming.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 05:59 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: jake at October 04, 2011 05:59 PM (ltfvv)
Let's all begrudge ace a week off.
Morons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 04, 2011 05:59 PM (xFdca)
Posted by: Spiker at October 04, 2011 06:00 PM (4t9J5)
To get in shape for The Punisher, Tom Jane had a few Navy Seals kick his ass for a few months. While the actual movie was quite silly and had many plotholes, Jane himself put in a solid performance.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:00 PM (c0A3e)
The nasty little apes that call themselves 'human' run from the weather, they do not affect it.
Posted by: zombie Michael Crichton at October 04, 2011 06:00 PM (4Kl5M)
thank god. fuckin deliverance on the last thread. guest bloggers get a C-
You're right. You deserve better given the kind of money you're puting into this place.
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 06:01 PM (tEGzl)
Just asking because your Group Yahoo email sent out spam today - I got it sometime this morning.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:02 PM (c0A3e)
funniest answer you will ever hear is BHO explain Net Income
and
deffered taxes.
Funnier than profit to earning ratios?
Posted by: Katrina vanden Heuvel at October 04, 2011 06:02 PM (MwTP4)
Or an open insult thread?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:02 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 09:53 PM
Help! Help! We're being repressed!
Posted by: Occupy Wall Street at October 04, 2011 06:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Let's all begrudge ace a week off.
Morons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 04, 2011 09:59 PM (xFdca)
I don't begrudge him a week off. Lord knows he's probably got so much spare ammo and Val-U-Rite in his closet that he's gotta just go on a drunken killing spree.
You gotta give a guy a killing spree every now and then.
But what were his draft choices for guest bloggers? Lindsay Lohan and Corey Haim?
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Styrofoam Cups and CFC's at October 04, 2011 06:04 PM (3tKIf)
thank god. fuckin deliverance on the last thread. guest bloggers get a C-
You're right. You deserve better given the kind of money you're puting into this place.
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 10:01 PM (tEGzl)
I actually do hit the tip jar, but that's beside the point.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:05 PM (x3YFz)
As a suggestion, maybe have a one or two non-political threads tomorrow?
Or an open insult thread?
Who's up for another weiner thread?
Posted by: the weiner thread at October 04, 2011 06:05 PM (s9yut)
Never understood the concept of Terra Nova. If you're gonna send humanity hurtling back in time, why would you send people to a time when the atmosphere isn't hospitable to mammalian life and when giant ravenous monsters roam the country side looking to chomp your candy ass?
I don't think that was thgouth through so well.
Also, I caught like one minute of an episode and saw that it was crap. Horrid. One minute. That's pretty flippin' bad.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:06 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 09:53 PM
I'm sure that some spokeshole will assure the MBM that they instruct all their protesters to respect the little businesses and buy something to show some gratitude. Just like they say don't desecrate the flag, don't be obnoxious, and don't do drugs and alcohol.
And the MBM will take that at face value and write that they're all well mannered and respectful activists who just want to make a difference
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 06:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
For Tzortzatos, the “occupation” has resulted not just in a loss in business. “I’ve had a lot of damage from the protesters,” she said. “I’ve had to put a $200 lock on my bathroom because they come in here and try to bathe. The sink fell down to the ground, cracked open, pulled the plumbing out of the wall and caused a flood. It’s a no-win situation. If I open the restroom for one, 30 people line up outside, disrupting my business.”
F*ckin' pigs....
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:06 PM (X6akg)
Jermaine Jackson and Tenille.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 06:07 PM (4CSeG)
Am I close? That's what I got off the promos. No, I won't watch it.
Posted by: Styrofoam Cups and CFC's at October 04, 2011 10:04 PM (3tKIf)
Think ya nailed it.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:07 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 06:07 PM (rZZA3)
Alright, that's it for me. Good night, morons. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 09:49 PMI love you for the princess bride reference!!! i used to say this to my foster kid all the time. she thought i was insane but loved it. Possibly because she knew i was only half kidding.
How did she survive to adulthood?
oddly i love that damn kids and now bitterly miss her, since she became an adult and moved out.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 06:08 PM (QNeKQ)
Is there some New York area Moron willing to distribute free soap to the occupiers?
Posted by: freshly scrubbed fluffy at October 04, 2011 06:08 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 06:09 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 09:53 PM
I'm sure that some spokeshole will assure the MBM that they instruct all their protesters to respect the little businesses and buy something to show some gratitude. Just like they say don't desecrate the flag, don't be obnoxious, and don't do drugs and alcohol.
And the MBM will take that at face value and write that they're all well mannered and respectful activists who just want to make a difference
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 10:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
shitbags behaving like shitbags. Who'da thunk?
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 06:09 PM (dkExz)
Think they're all doing a mahvulous job.
I have nothing else to add -- that's about it.
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 06:09 PM (vXDBK)
I am currently in the design process for Thor's man cave in Arkansas.
He loves Old West stuff and Jimi Hendrix, so I am going with a cross between Haight-Asbury Victorian and Old West saloon.
We're having a small scale Brusnwick bar built, and I'm trying to work out matching cabinetry for the entertainment center and the little mini recording studio he wants. We're doing copper tins on the ceiling. I told him I was afraid it's going to end up looking like a Victorian whorehouse, and he got all excited; now he wants one of those Elvira couches, too, and expects me to wear my Elvira costume while lounging on it.
I bet SFGoth could help me out with more details.....
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:09 PM (SsG4J)
Give 'em a break, you Greek h8tr. Bathing isn't part of their usual routine so they're bound to screw it up some at first.
Posted by: Susan Sarandon at October 04, 2011 06:10 PM (ehEyA)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 10:07 PM (rZZA3)
Boobies. Boobies change minds. Believe me.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:10 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: gazzer at October 04, 2011 06:10 PM (1MykO)
These are people who have never reached adulthood. Somewhere in their little resentful jobless minds, they still expect Mommy to be cleaning up after them. When they walk into a business, they cannot imagine owning that business and trying to make a go of it. Not even close.
They need to have all their freebies cut off, every single one, and work for a damn living like the rest of us.
Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2011 06:10 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:09 PM (dkExz)
Most stores now have sudafed behind the counter.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:10 PM (X6akg)
Pay ya a grand.
These motherfuckers at U Haul and Penske want enough in rent to almost buy a damn truck.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 06:11 PM (4CSeG)
More pics from tea party/Obama protest tonight - pic 1, pic 2, pic 3
Cute kids. I also have that "Game Over" T-shirt,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 10:07 PM (rZZA3)
SCREW YOU, RINO!!11!!!
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2011 06:12 PM (SY2Kh)
They are probably tired of the meth cooks. Or the DEA.
Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2011 06:12 PM (4Kl5M)
Yea, you have to go to the pharmacist and give 'em your name and driver's license number.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 06:13 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 10:09 PM (SsG4J)
Make sure to post pics for us, please.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:13 PM (F79HU)
Starting this summer the Boulder, CO Target I shopped at never had sudafed in stock at their pharmacy. Is this local or have you noticed it at other Targets?
Probably because the college hippies were using it to make meth.
Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2011 06:13 PM (/ej8I)
Oh, and, I originally thought Gabe's post was about "man calves" -- where people get those calf implants because they cannot develop the lower leg muscle. Yeah, I might be overworked, underpaid, and generally losing it.
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:14 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: Barbarella at October 04, 2011 06:14 PM (GpM8z)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 06:14 PM (dkExz)
Keep dreaming serf.
Posted by: Public Sector at October 04, 2011 06:14 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 06:14 PM (npr0X)
Or Eric Cantor. I don't know a whole lot about the guy, but he sure seems to piss Obama off. At this point, that's good enough for me.
Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2011 06:15 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:15 PM (loM0R)
Just asking because your Group Yahoo email sent out spam today - I got it sometime this morning.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 10:02 PM (c0A3e)
--Didn't know about it, since the Blackberry has not been getting messages from that account. Usually I'm on the business end of those things.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:15 PM (QaKuj)
Did you see Lohan's tits flopping around, completely untethered? Very nice. She is a woman who looks good with a few pounds on her frame.
What's the over/under on her first porn flick?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 04, 2011 06:15 PM (xFdca)
Posted by: deadrody at October 04, 2011 06:16 PM (eOvu0)
Most stores now have sudafed behind the counter.
Yea, you have to go to the pharmacist and give 'em your name and driver's license number.
there is an ingredient in it used to make Meth. That's why it's behind the counter now.
It's a pain in the ass but I still buy it. It's the only stuff that works
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 06:16 PM (tEGzl)
Yet they themselves allege that the Koch Brothers and Fox News were the surreptitious backers of the Tea Parties
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 06:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:09 PM (dkExz)
Tami gave the answer I was going to give. Due to the meth-heads alot of stuff has to be requested but is available.
Posted by: Polliwog at October 04, 2011 06:16 PM (LmarV)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:11 PM (4CSeG)
Craigslist is your friend. I would start with the Boise and Tijuana areas and expand as necessary as you get closer to your target date.
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:16 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:14 PM (dkExz)
Have you tried asking for the Target brand of Sudafed? Most stores have a generic.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:17 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:11 PM (4CSeG)
Too bad you don't live near my end of the US - my stepfather probably would have "borrowed" the rig he drives to help you move. And my fee to help you move is pretty low - only a few slices of pizza,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:17 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 06:17 PM (Ybl9g)
See if UPS or FedEx will drop an empty 28 footer at your house. They might go for it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 04, 2011 06:17 PM (xFdca)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 04, 2011 06:18 PM (CZrbJ)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:14 PM (dkExz)
My sister owns a phamacy in telluride and she doesn't carry it because you have to register whoever buys it and she said the extra bookwork wasn't worth it.
Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 06:18 PM (MtwBb)
Every time I go on Craigslist I end up with twelve people calling me wanting me to pee on them or join Scientology.
That place is weird.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 06:18 PM (4CSeG)
No gay pron. We know all about you Navy boys.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at October 04, 2011 06:18 PM (xFdca)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:18 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: gazzer at October 04, 2011 10:10 PM (1MykO)
naw. it's not your castle. your wife has as much a right to the domicile as you do. she gets her nook, you get your cave. don't be a selfish punk.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (x3YFz)
I'm an under guy. Cowgirl's may fave position.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (afrI6)
That'll probably change when you get yourself out of California.
Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:18 PM (4CSeG)
Nothing wrong with that. They get massively turned on and you get to piss on them. Win-win, I would think.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 10:15 PM
They seem to be having fun with it right now, and of course the MBM is there to record it all.
Once they stop having fun, start getting bitchy with each other, and the weather gets nasty, or they just plain get bored, it'll be over. New York is also expensive so some of them will have to leave for a while to ask mommy to make a deposit in their bank account so the ATM card will spit out that evil dirty money
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Every time I go on Craigslist I end up with twelve people calling me wanting me to pee on them or join Scientology.
That place is weird.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:18 PM (4CSeG)
will they pay you to pee on them? win/win?
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 06:19 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Selective Service Draft Board at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (7/sDI)
Hey that's free enterprise. Or what's that Latin term - 'lazy ass fare' or something?
Posted by: RioBravo at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (MUE94)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:14 PM (dkExz)
Whoops, that's what I get for not refreshing and seeing if you'd already replied. My bad.
Posted by: Polliwog at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (LmarV)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (QaKuj)
Yeah. But if I lived that close to cool people I probably wouldn't be so damned eager to move.
Catch 22 and whatnot.
I'll be forced to bend over and take it from BIG U-HAUL.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (/ybwc)
I think someone was bi-curious, NTTAWWT, and needed an excuse.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:20 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 06:21 PM (rZZA3)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 06:21 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 04, 2011 06:21 PM (mGnwL)
No, that was the Marines.
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 06:21 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Youthful Pastimes at October 04, 2011 06:21 PM (bxiXv)
Yeah. But if I lived that close to cool people I probably wouldn't be so damned eager to move.
Catch 22 and whatnot.
I'll be forced to bend over and take it from BIG U-HAUL.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:20 PM (4CSeG)
I told ya before sifty. if the SHTF, i've got extra ammo and a bunk. You need to squak IFF though...
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:22 PM (x3YFz)
It must have been enormous to have not been incinerated before hitting the Sun with that kind of force.
But better it hit the Sun than the Earth.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 06:23 PM (npr0X)
there is an ingredient in it used to make Meth. That's why it's behind the counter now.
It's a pain in the ass but I still buy it. It's the only stuff that works
I like the Advil Cold & Sinus which is also behind the counter. And which I have to sign more paperwork for than when I bought my house. Oh and I also have to show my license.
I think I'll contact teh Deval Patrick and demand to know how people who object to Voter ID laws are supposed to get their sudafed. It's total discrimination!!!
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 04, 2011 06:23 PM (s9yut)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 10:19 PM (dkExz)
I've never checked for it at my Target so I don't know if it's a national thing or just your store for some reason.
You could #AskMichelle.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:23 PM (X6akg)
After having watched 3 *painful* episodes of Falling Skies I KNEW this would suck a mountain of hairy pimpled ass. Saw that sht coming.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 09:59 PM (x3YFz)
They fucked up time travel AND dinosaurs. How stupid is that? I would have had fucking terminators riding around on T-rex's.
Posted by: Max Power at October 04, 2011 06:23 PM (q177U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 10:15 PM (loM0R)
Blast Slayer's Raining Blood. Everyone knows hippies can't stand death metal.
Posted by: Eric Cartman at October 04, 2011 06:24 PM (nxptv)
Posted by: Selective Service Draft Board at October 04, 2011 06:24 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 06:24 PM (dkExz)
But better it hit the Sun than the Earth.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 10:23 PM (c0A3e)
Check out this CME that occurred earlier today. Thankfully it was aimed away from Earth.
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 06:25 PM (Ybl9g)
The Dippers beating the Libs is not a good thing .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 10:23 PM (npr0X)
--Oh, I know but it was still stunning. Now I get why all the radio ads have been NDP vs. PC and vice-versa, ignoring the Liberals.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:25 PM (QaKuj)
I 2nd this. If people are hoarding all the sudafed in your area, try the behind the counter Advil stuff.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 10:21 PM (rZZA3)
darlin' don't misunderstand. We men love ALL boobies. I'm particularly bent toward the tiny ones (my wife doesn't believe me, but you women won't be convinced outside your own feelings of inadequacy).
I think Mila Jovovich is a perfect 10, so that'll give you a baseline.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:25 PM (x3YFz)
Representing downtown Winnipeg?
Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2011 10:23 PM (4Kl5M)
--River Heights, old bedroom community a little outside the city center.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (Ybl9g)
Yeah, that's my go to also.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (X6akg)
Boobies. Boobies change minds. Believe me.
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 10:10 PM (x3YFz)
Unfortunately not at the FDA...
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (gTQby)
They fucked up time travel AND dinosaurs. How stupid is that? I would have had fucking terminators riding around on T-rex's.
With frickin' laser beams for the dinosaur's eyes. And every babe would be dressed ala Raquel Welch in "One Million Years, B.C."
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (afrI6)
Hearing them beg was like pouring sweet hippie tears on my pancakes.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (4CSeG)
Peeps. Been busy and have missed all the guest ONTs as well as catching up on the news amongst the usual suspects here.
Not sure if robtr or runningrn mentioned it, but the suburban city where I live just opened an Islamic Center which is apparently now one of the largest in the country. Right next to a Target, a Home Depot, and a cemetery. Convenient one stop shopping for your jihadi next door.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Zombie Gene Siskel at October 04, 2011 06:26 PM (8TKnW)
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 06:27 PM (vXDBK)
Too bad her acting is terrible and that her husband Paul WS Anderson ruined the RE franchise by making terrible RE movies that are essentially love letters to Mila.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
They didn't get to pick the time that they were going to.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 04, 2011 06:28 PM (XVaFd)
After reading your review, my jaw just hit the floor.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at October 04, 2011 06:28 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Racefan says Hank for Pesident. at October 04, 2011 06:28 PM (Z/bu6)
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 10:27 PM (vXDBK)
Sooo stupid...they never learn. What's this, like the 3rd time? I'm already seeing funny tweets.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (afrI6)
Baseball? Meh
NHL? Meh
NBA...okay...I like basketball, but can live without it.
Since I cannot see spending a lifetime with someone who doesn't share in my love of football, I can't imagine them dumping me for the boys come Sunday.
Posted by: As If! at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Zombie Gene Siskel at October 04, 2011 10:26 PM (8TKnW)
whore
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (/ybwc)
The absolute best time I had today was cancelling my DirecTB.
But what will you use at the compund?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 06:29 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 10:28 PM (c0A3e)
Didn't she do full frontal in RE 1?
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 04, 2011 10:28 PM (XVaFd)
Yeah? That's just gay.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:30 PM (F79HU)
nobody says that
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 10:29 PM (4CSeG)
Yes they do. Mostly at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Newt at October 04, 2011 06:30 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:30 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:30 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 10:26 PM
Worked like a trooper. Claritin and Allegra don't do much for me and Zyrtec gave me giant hives even though a doctor told me that was very unlikely to have been the cause. I had to take Benadryl for two weeks to get rid of them.
Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (fecOD)
The Space channel had a recent new show from Australia or Britain with people living on another planet. They lost me in the first hour when the officials in the city wanted this one guy to turn in his weapon since he entered the city.
I'm pretty sure if I'm living on a planet that's not Earth, I'm going to want to be able to carry a weapon even in the frontier city.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (ENKCw)
Too bad her acting is terrible and that her husband Paul WS Anderson ruined the RE franchise by making terrible RE movies that are essentially love letters to Mila.
The first one was on TV the other day. It wasn't bad, but they did drop off a cliff after that.
I gave Terra Nova a try. I last 20 minutes. It was awful. I'm guessing it gets cancelled before the end of the season.
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (tEGzl)
How do you know it hasn't already happened and that's why we can't time travel.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (afrI6)
I hope it goes super viral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OQoBxZZPqU
We dont need another McCain, what we need is McCain!
Posted by: Skeptic at October 04, 2011 06:31 PM (EGloL)
z'NBA...okay...I like basketball, but can live without it.zzzzzzzzzz'
Probably a good thing by the look of things
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (s9yut)
Posted by: moki at October 04, 2011 10:25 PM (dZmFh)
Hey Moki, good thing I read this far before signing off.
Homeschooling went much better before this a cold/allergies but I think it's going pretty well. I'm really glad I got a curriculum, but am finding that it's still not the end-all and be-all (I'm guessing that's probably the case for most people). I hope all is well with your family also.
Glad to see that Gushka is apparently no longer heavily medicated as well.
Posted by: Polliwog at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (LmarV)
Posted by: Paradox at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (0RSSz)
That's really sweet, Racefan, I love Shooter. And I'm a HUGE Hank III fan, although never been all that big on Jr. No slam, he just doesn't 100% do it for me. III is the shit.
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (/ybwc)
Just my intro...nothing else.. chill... are you still amping from the other threads today ?
Posted by: grease monkey at October 04, 2011 06:32 PM (VSWPU)
Speaking of the occupy NY twits, Michelle Malkin and others are giving them the biz for being mostly white and mostly male. She compares them to the lineup at MSDNC.
And guess what?!? I'm so excited, although it may be a promotional thing and it's only going to last a week, but I GET NFL NETWORK! Accidentally keyed in the wrong channel, and up it came!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 06:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 10:30 PM (loM0R)
Neutrinos.
I don't know what that means just that it's going to be the solution for every shitty sci-fi plot now. Neutrinos.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:33 PM (F79HU)
Who you taking in Ontario ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 10:29 PM (npr0X)
--I have no idea what it's like. I sure like the Freedom Party ads, though. I can't belive Ontario taxes their own brewers so heavily!
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:33 PM (QaKuj)
miss Drixoral. That shit worked on allergies. Can't find it anywhere anymore.
DRIXORAL - the magic elixir for allergies. That stuff worked great. And Seldane - anyone remember that? Where'd they all go?
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (s9yut)
If you don't want to go that route, you could try to get in the habit of using saline every morning. My doc rec'd that. It's hard in the months when sinus issues don't persist, but you really have to do it every day to keep them clear and clean.
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (vXDBK)
Didn't she do full frontal in RE 1?
Yes, but her nudity was even more gratuitous in RE 2 and RE 3.
The only RE movie where she didn't show any of her girlie bits was RE 4.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Breaker19 at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (WCm02)
I don't know what that means just that it's going to be the solution for every shitty sci-fi plot now. Neutrinos.
Guess I'm yesterdays news.
Posted by: Tachyons at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (afrI6)
Most time travel plots are steps to the side, not steps backward. In other words, they go to a new timeline, not the same timeline. Terra Nova purports to be such a step to the side, but there's also this conspiracy bit nodded to at the very end of the pilot that suggests that it's actually a step backwards. Assuming it doesn't get cancelled, we'll probably find out.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 04, 2011 06:34 PM (XVaFd)
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 06:35 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 10:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Go on.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:35 PM (F79HU)
I'm pretty sure if I'm living on a planet that's not Earth, I'm going to want to be able to carry a weapon even in the frontier city.""
I blame star trek TNG. Ever since they decided to slob the leftist knob with that fucking stooopid episode where all starfleet vessels were being limited to warp 5 because of the damage to the space time continuum I knew sci-fi was heading for a downslide.
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 06:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at October 04, 2011 10:28 PM (Ybl9g)
I am going to say it. Roger Ebert today looks like the "Tongue" zombie from the beginning of Romero's Day of the Dead.
Am I right?
Posted by: CAC at October 04, 2011 06:35 PM (gTQby)
Most time travel plots are steps to the side, not steps backward. In other words, they go to a new timeline, not the same timeline. Terra Nova purports to be such a step to the side, but there's also this conspiracy bit nodded to at the very end of the pilot that suggests that it's actually a step backwards. Assuming it doesn't get cancelled, we'll probably find out.
Kind of like the Tangent Universe in Donnie Darko.
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 06:35 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 10:33 PM (Zgfnd)
--My bet is that the freebie cuts off just before they start showing the Thursday night games.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:36 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Tommy DeVito, Goodfella at October 04, 2011 06:36 PM (4t9J5)
He obviously loves and needs whatever you got, sweet pea.
Up til me, my husband only dated little bitty, petite, dainty, flat chested Mexican women, with those long, slutty brown eyes.
I'm 5' 8", red headed, round blue eyes, big boobs, not a dainty bone in my body, and I am cadaver white. SO not his type. But he married me anyway, and I seldom have to persuade him about much.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:36 PM (SsG4J)
That's weird about Target not carrying any Sudafed, generic or otherwise anymore. I noticed my local pharmacy was very limited in its stock of Sudafed and Sudafed derivatives and you can only get the 24 count now. I'm wondering if this is the start of another one of those weird shortages like the OB tampons last year--where something has gone wrong but there is no coverage of it.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 04, 2011 06:36 PM (RZ8pf)
it is a unisex cave with many places to put things and work on stuff, but when someone goes there you better not bug them till they give the all clear its safe or the come on out. The house itself is a sanctuary and man-cave ish already, having the GINORmous TV, multiple game systems in the den whic is all wood paneled with open beam cieling, and a comfy sofa and two different kinds of cozy man-chairs. I avoid girly colors in the house. I think they are vile. frills are evil.
oh
but my bedroom is Central Asian cool. IOW have you ever seen a pakistani freight truck? Like that. But tasteful...in turquoise red and orange... thats my room.
Grim has his own room too. it is decidedly NOT hajified.
Oddly when he went to afghanistan and saw all the strangely painted stuff, carpets, and busily embroidered everything a suff decorated everywhere with shells bells and do-dads...he felt weirdly at home and realized that instead of leaving the familiar, he had gone to the place from which his familiar surroundings came ...
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 06:36 PM (QNeKQ)
If you're a sinus struggler, I'd try the Neti Pot. Yes, they're gross. But using it has helped to alleviate trips to the doc for antibiotics.
Ditto this.
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 04, 2011 06:37 PM (s9yut)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Youthful Pastimes at October 04, 2011 06:37 PM (bxiXv)
Yes, but her nudity was even more gratuitous in RE 2 and RE 3.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 10:34 PM (c0A3e)
I suddenly find myself...intrigued.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:37 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 06:37 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: moki at October 04, 2011 06:38 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:38 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 04, 2011 10:34 PM (XVaFd)
I tried watching that show, some asshole kid with daddy issues. I lasted about 10 minutes then put in a dvd of How They Make It.
Posted by: robtr at October 04, 2011 06:38 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 10:35 PM (tEGzl)
been there. done that.
/fap
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:39 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: CDR M at October 04, 2011 06:39 PM (Ybl9g)
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (X6akg)
Cracks me up the Bombers are considered an Eastern team .
On a political front the Alberta PC's just elected a commie as Premier .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 04, 2011 10:37 PM (npr0X)
--Once Ottawa folded, they were the easternmost team remaining. They even got some extra $$$ for the move.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 10:30 PM (loM0R)
Neutrinos.
I don't know what that means just that it's going to be the solution for every shitty sci-fi plot now. Neutrinos.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 10:33 PM (F79HU)
Well there's also the Back to the Future theory, which is also what was used for the new Star Trek movie. By sending someone back and altering the timeline you have created an alternate timeline where you have branched off from the timeline you were on.
Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 10:36 PM (SsG4J)
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by: Necrophiliac at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Youthful Pastimes at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (bxiXv)
If you're a sinus struggler, I'd try the Neti Pot. Yes, they're gross. But using it has helped to alleviate trips to the doc for antibiotics.
Ditto this.
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 04, 2011 10:37 PMI hose the nose regularly, but some parts of the year are impossible to get through without the antihistamines. Like fall, summer, spring. Oh, and winter.
Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2011 06:40 PM (fecOD)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 06:41 PM (0RSSz)
That was seaon 7. In season 1 they had the whole "we have no money everyone just works because they *want* to" communist tripe
Oh and the starfleet labor camps. But mostly the starfleet labor camps. Now, back to work comrade!
Posted by: Star Fleet at October 04, 2011 06:41 PM (FBr/C)
Wouldn't that comet have been about the size of Earth?
The thing I always have in the back of my head is something I heard on a science special 15-20 years ago. Long before the interwebz made the Mayan calendar a running joke. There was some discussion about Stonehenge and what type of calendar it may be....and then there was something else (I can't remember what) but, in the end, there seemed to be several things that the "scientists" claimed pointed to something astounding happening in 2012.
Someone suggested that a giant comet or asteroid, coming in from the direction of the Sun, would blind us to its presence.
Then, I learned last year that the new thinking around Stonehenge is that it had something to do with fertility.
If you combine the two theories, the hidden comet theory and the fertility theory, we end up with the totally fucked theory.
Posted by: As If! at October 04, 2011 06:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 04, 2011 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Youthful Pastimes at October 04, 2011 10:37 PM (bxiXv)
Give that man a fistful of dollars!
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 06:42 PM (F79HU)
Well there's also the Back to the Future theory, which is also what was used for the new Star Trek movie. By sending someone back and altering the timeline you have created an alternate timeline where you have branched off from the timeline you were on.
Ret-conned. The new Star Trek was just a re-make of the original Star Wars (which was a great movie before they f-cked it up).
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:42 PM (afrI6)
This is my fav --
Dear #askmichelle, since I saw you wearing spandex in Target, the pounds have been flying off! I can't keep anything down! Thanks, @letsmove
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 06:42 PM (vXDBK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:42 PM (loM0R)
It's behind the counter now. It contains a primary ingredient used for making meth, so now it's behind the counter.
Posted by: As If! at October 04, 2011 06:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 04, 2011 10:41 PM (RZ8pf)
yup. tweet her with all your concerns about fatness and global warming. Go bananas
Posted by: tangonine at October 04, 2011 06:43 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: BarbarellaHead at October 04, 2011 06:44 PM (alUCJ)
We can't have nice things, can we?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Phillp J Fry at October 04, 2011 06:44 PM (npr0X)
EmpireOfJeff Jeff Dear #askmichelle, since I saw you wearing spandex in Target, the pounds have been flying off! I can't keep anything down! Thanks, @letsmove
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 06:44 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 06:45 PM (0RSSz)
Girl, we have got to meet up sometime before I move. I have so many Afghani/Persian odds and ends. I have some really gorgeous salt bags and carpets from Eastern Iran, some gorgeous jewelry (Kuchi, I think!) and the most beeyoutiful carved Afghan toy horse, a stallion no less, anatomically correct. I really love the aesthetic from that part of the world.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 06:45 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: As If! at October 04, 2011 06:45 PM (piMMO)
#186 yeah, that's what I think. I did get to watch the Panthers/Bears and 49ers/Eagles games though tonight on Replay.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 06:45 PM (Zgfnd)
The Pakistani truck art was very cool...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 06:46 PM (afrI6)
Posted by: Spiker at October 04, 2011 06:47 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 04, 2011 06:47 PM (mGnwL)
Posted by: MissTammy is glad Mindy smells nice! at October 04, 2011 06:47 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 06:48 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 04, 2011 06:48 PM (rZZA3)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 10:45 PM (SsG4J)
wow! awesome.
i would have more stuff but over the years i gave some of the ikat chamans i had as gifts to people and things happened, mostly during the divorce.
if the ex had been contributing instead of skimming my collection would have been waay more extensive... andf if you dont come to see me... Seriously i will cry.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 06:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Every candidate gets knocked around pretty damn hard around here.. you know, on this conservative blog? I love Bachmann, she's a firecracker ..but she is kinda nutty. So are a lot of the other knuckleheads running.
All my posts are not about her gaffes ... that's my intro ... so you see that more often than not .. capiche ?
So why is your handle named after Jane Fonda .. a real moonbat fruitcake ?
Posted by: grease monkey at October 04, 2011 06:52 PM (VSWPU)
Darrel Issa is not merely "rich." He is, iirc, the wealthiest member of Congress, both houses. And he made it all himself, before turning to politics, as the humble son of (legal) immigrants. He is a veteran (Army). I don't believe he has a single skeleton in his closet. He loves this country and he hates bullshit. He's very good at twisting arms. I can't think of a better resume for POTUS. And I really, really, really do not want to end up having to choose between Bammy and Mittens next fall.
Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2011 06:52 PM (/ybwc)
Posted by: palerider at October 04, 2011 06:52 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:52 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Idiot fan of The View at October 04, 2011 06:52 PM (jdH36)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 06:54 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at October 04, 2011 06:55 PM (OL4L4)
The Pakistani truck art was very cool...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 04, 2011 10:46 PM (afrI6)
the furniture in my bedroom all looks kinda like that. its awesome.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 06:55 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 06:57 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 06:57 PM (c0A3e)
Um, the Russians had severe affirmative-action. They discriminated for Jews and against Ukrainians (putting it mildly). Then they discriminated for Georgians and Russians against Jews (again... "mildly"). Then they discriminated for Russians against everyone else.
Above all it was affirmative-action for Party bigwigs' moron nephews.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 06:57 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 10:54 PM (Zgfnd)
--Would anyone mind copying an pasting a swath here for us non-twittertwats?
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 06:58 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at October 04, 2011 06:58 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 06:58 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 06:59 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Idiot fan of The View at October 04, 2011 07:00 PM (MOfXs)
I don't think it is possible for a true meritocracy to exist amongst the human population. It will always be tribe A against tribe B. I suspect that even in a science-fiction future it will be the same.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at October 04, 2011 07:00 PM (6GvAC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 07:01 PM (loM0R)
Number one with a bullet on my free five list is: Jason Stratham (sp?)
he's completely changed his persona. Have you ever seen Snatch or Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 07:01 PM (tEGzl)
Yeah...and Guy Fawkes as your symbol of opposition to tyranny? The left revels in its ignorance...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2011 07:02 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 04, 2011 07:03 PM (VSWPU)
he's completely changed his persona. Have you ever seen Snatch or Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 11:01 PM (tEGzl)
lock stock and two smoking barrels was seriously hilarious
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:03 PM (QNeKQ)
Maybe. Just maybe.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 10:49 PM (QNeKQ)
I'll come see you and we can plot The Revenge. The more I hear about this asshole, the more I hate him.
Posted by: MissTammy is glad Mindy smells nice! at October 04, 2011 07:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 07:05 PM (0RSSz)
lock stock and two smoking barrels was seriously hilarious
they were both great. Unfortunately Guy Richie has been puting out crap ever since. I think the marriage to Madonna did him in
Posted by: Ben at October 04, 2011 07:05 PM (tEGzl)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 04, 2011 07:07 PM (j4243)
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 07:08 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 07:08 PM (loM0R)
There are always going be a certain percentage of the people in every population that are irredeemably foolish.
But given the antics of the "occupiers", they are dooming their own movement with their destructive antics. It also doesn't help they are lazy and their real concern for the "working man" is skin-deep and shallow.
It is easy to be generous with other people's (especially the hated rich's) money.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 07:08 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 07:09 PM (0RSSz)
Easily the best buddy movies made since The Magnificent Seven movies.
Posted by: sifty stands with Hank Jr. at October 04, 2011 07:10 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 07:11 PM (SsG4J)
How are you related to Jabba? // RT rhymesWithRight How are you related to Chewbacca from Star Wars?
GrannyJanJihadK GrannyJanJihadKitty Ask for the Michelle Obama Special @ Shake Shack: ShackBurger, fries, chocolate shake and Diet Coke #askmichelle
johnleschen John Leschen Does lets move mean you are ready to call it quits and go back to Chicago? I'll help pack. #askmichelleradishthegreat Radish Where did you get your degree in human nutrition? #askmichelle Yeah, that's what I thought.
firejimmoran Fire Jim Moran Which is best to lose weight; gardening in $500 boots or doinÂ’ the Dougie?
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 07:11 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2011 07:14 PM (MWBn8)
Totally. I remember that early episode where they find the 3 humans from the 20th century that were floating around in space in cryo tubes. One was some dude who was loaded and was worried about his fortune he left 300 years in the past. Picard tells him that people no longer pursue material wealth. I was like suuuure, you either work for starfleet and get everything handed to you, or you're sucking dust trying to squeak out an existence on an asteroid somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 07:14 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 07:16 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 07:16 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Mindy smells nice at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (0RSSz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 10:49 PM (QNeKQ)
I'll come see you and we can plot The Revenge. The more I hear about this asshole, the more I hate him.
Posted by: MissTammy is glad Mindy smells nice! at October 04, 2011 11:04 PM (SsG4J)
wait till you see a picture. then compare it to Grim. hes a reall asshole.
you will laugh. i plead being very young, then too stubborn to get divorced and be an oathbreaker like him.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2011 11:02 PM
Ironic that Fawkes blew up Parliament, but these poseurs want a totalitarian Parliament that exists to give them free stuff.
They don't want Guy Fawkes, they want the V for Vendetta version of him
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (SsG4J)
Submitted for your approval... the first minute of 2 Broke Girls.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2011 07:17 PM (8zV0C)
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 11:03 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 11:11 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2011 07:18 PM (QaKuj)
She left out the part about the giant bathtub IN the master bedroom. With a nice flat screen to watch while soaking.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 04, 2011 11:07 PM (j4243)
hahahaha but that would be BRAGGING
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:19 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2011 07:19 PM (MWBn8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 07:20 PM (c0A3e)
Nope. Looks are never what reels me in about a man. Well, I DO like nice hands, arms and shoulders, but dude's gotta make me laugh. And there is much nobility involved in wanting to keep your word!
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 07:20 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 07:21 PM (wY55N)
HAH, everything I ever learned about deviant sexual behavior, I learned right here on the ONT, and I am not kidding. Ever heard of donkey punching????? It's bad.
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 07:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 07:24 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2011 07:24 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Every business owner and employee in NYC at October 04, 2011 07:25 PM (gd1mE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 04, 2011 07:26 PM (j4243)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2011 07:27 PM (0FDeW)
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 07:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)
very interesting.
Posted by: Heltau at October 04, 2011 07:31 PM (RZDTZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 11:29 PM (c0A3e)
Uh, wasn't all of Sparta a big man cave? A big, fabulous man cave?
Posted by: Some Athenian at October 04, 2011 07:31 PM (FBr/C)
Nope. Looks are never what reels me in about a man. Well, I DO like nice hands, arms and shoulders, but dude's gotta make me laugh. And there is much nobility involved in wanting to keep your word!
Posted by: MissTammy wants Mallamutt to remove the pins from his son's
Detroit voodoo doll now at October 04, 2011 11:20 PM (SsG4J)
its just hilarious to compare the urban hipster to the square jawed crazy devil dog-- and more hilarious still that the crazy devil dog is the more civilized man.
ps. i love that bathtub in my room. more than anything. its pure awesome
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:35 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at October 04, 2011 07:37 PM (YxBuk)
its just hilarious to compare the urban hipster to the square jawed crazy devil dog-- and more hilarious still that the crazy devil dog is the more civilized man.
Amazing what discipline and honor will do to distinguish and differentiate the "crazy devil dog" from the "urban hipster".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
And I promise to keep my hands off the stud square jawed Marine.
Now you know if I ask to see the oversized bathtub in your bedroom, the 'rons are gonna want pics, LOL!
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)
Now you know if I ask to see the oversized bathtub in your bedroom, the 'rons are gonna want pics, LOL!
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)
if you want, if you come over i will offer you and Thor a turn with the tub. YOu can even pick a movie for the occasion and watch TV AT THE SAME TIME.
i dont expect you to love watching FOX news in the tub like i do.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:43 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 07:44 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 07:48 PM (wY55N)
Bad form on a Gabe post, Dude?
i will offer you and Thor a turn with the tub
OMG, you'd never get rid of Thor. You cook, you're gorgeous, AND you have a soaking tub he could fit in??? I am not sure I am brave enough to bring him!
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 07:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 04, 2011 07:50 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: derit at October 04, 2011 07:51 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 04, 2011 07:55 PM (mRRji)
It's poison. It's a blight on humanity. It's revolting.
If men feel girly, why don't they get the operation? I can see if you were born with issues, you need to fix the issues, but girly men just skeeve me out.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 07:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:48 PM (SsG4J)
remember theres Grim. hes not letting go of me and im a one man woman who has strong feelings about poaching. but you both would fit in it. The tub's that big... and be in water to your neck.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 07:56 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:48 PM (SsG4J)
didn't notice he posted this but meh though it just reminds me even more that the ONT has really gone down the shitter this past year
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 07:58 PM (M8yfa)
I need to remember to add stuff to my posts to you that signify I am teasing, sorry!
So I keep hearing how the ONT is so lame lately....what did they used to be like?
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 08:02 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 08:03 PM (ZDUD4)
Okay, you said "Issa," now I get to talk about Op F&F.
Okay, I swear this is the last time because I'm getting Weinered out on it. But that damn Operation Wide Receiver goes back to about 2006. What were the scope, objectives, and tactics?
Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 08:03 PM (ymPoE)
Now there's something that I hadn't even thought of that makes perfect sense.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 08:05 PM (SsG4J)
I predicted several weeks ago they'd find a way to blame Bush. The MFM will dig any amount of crap up on this, as they should, but they won't put that effort on to it as long as it smells like OClusterf*ck.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 08:07 PM (SsG4J)
So what kind of moron actually trails down 330 slots to leave a message on this board?? An AoS moron, Thats Who. Oh,almost forgot,worst ONT EVER!
Posted by: Rcih K at October 04, 2011 08:09 PM (X4l3T)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 12:01 AM (SsG4J)
Cheers set in the old west with a penchant of violence and more of a smattering of dick jokes. But we were of the gentile kind with some better hombres
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 08:10 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 08:10 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)
i think Grim wouldnt like that. and it would be pointless since i only want Grim. Hes sort of a human anomaly since i dont like large doses of company from most people.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 08:13 PM (QNeKQ)
Okay, you said "Issa," now I get to talk about Op F&F.
Okay, I swear this is the last time because I'm getting Weinered out on it. But that damn Operation Wide Receiver goes back to about 2006. What were the scope, objectives, and tactics?
Posted by: arhooley at October 05, 2011 12:03 AM (ymPoE)
- - -
This seems a good piece on Operation Wide Receiver. In that effort, at least it seems that there was some effort to track weapons purchased by known/suspected straw purchasers.
Posted by: Flounder at October 04, 2011 08:13 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: arhooley at October 05, 2011 12:03 AM (ymPoE)
If Alberto Gonzales ends up in jail with Eric Holder, I'm okay with that.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 04, 2011 08:13 PM (7EV/g)
Yeah, I know, it's just Newt pandering to MSNBC's audience, some of them who must be secretly disgusted with SCOAMF, but you'd think he'd cool it while we're trying to pick a dang nominee.
Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 04, 2011 08:14 PM (NZMKc)
You damn joosss with your evil plans of world domination--we're on to you!
Posted by: derit at October 04, 2011 08:15 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Jornolist at October 04, 2011 08:20 PM (yik/p)
Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2011 12:19 AM (4Kl5M)
crying about how awesome Mike Castle would be over beers
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 08:23 PM (M8yfa)
This
seems a good piece on Operation Wide Receiver. In that effort, at least
it seems that there was some effort to track weapons purchased by
known/suspected straw purchasers.
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Thanks, I'd seen that thing and started to get sick. How rogue were that damn Gillett and Newell? Burn the ATF to the f*cking ground.
If Alberto Gonzales ends up in jail with Eric Holder, I'm okay with that.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 05, 2011 12:13 AMSame here, that grinning, incompetent chimp.
Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 08:23 PM (ymPoE)
Ok so I am having some Thai soup loaded with mushrooms and I'm thinking aren't mushrooms poisonous?
I new I should have just gotten the hot and sour -
Posted by: Jornolist at October 05, 2011 12:20 AM
The first sign of lethal, irreversible mushroom poisoning is the inability to type the letter "k"
Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 08:24 PM (ymPoE)
I think many of us are where I am right now - I want to put the boot to the criminal fraud currently in the WH and his Marie Antoinette, and I'm pissed off a lot of the time that it hasn't happened yet.
Here is where I come to have what fun there may be to be had with the smart, irreverent, and funneh folk who inhabit AoSHQ.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 08:24 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 05, 2011 12:03 AM (ZDUD4)
Production shortages means that McNeil can't get the components to make the Sudafed. In other words, the Mexican cartels are paying more for the pseudoephedrine than they are.
Also, insurance companies don't pay for it, pharmaceuticals do.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 04, 2011 08:25 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 08:27 PM (wY55N)
You got us, instead.
Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2011 08:27 PM (4Kl5M)
I'm out, time to play Penguins vs Zombies.
http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/zombies-vs-penguins-game.jsp#
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2011 12:10 AM
Dang, too much math in that game.
Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 08:28 PM (ymPoE)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 08:30 PM (wY55N)
Praise We Much!!
and Much We Will,,,, yeah that knewt guy is full of surprises.
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 08:30 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2011 12:26 AM (4Kl5M)
hey now, fucker has to make the cheddar some how
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 08:30 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: GMB at October 05, 2011 12:30 AM (wY55N)
there are a few girls that I would pay good money to suck skittles out of their ass
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 08:31 PM (M8yfa)
You eat eggs, don't you? Skittles would just be the next logical step.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 08:32 PM (c0A3e)
That comet was freaking enormous. From the video it looks like it punched through the sun, but that must be an illusion because we can't see the z-angle. I'm guessing it actually hit at a glancing angle from SE to NW, impacting approximately in the center of the image so that all the splatter went the same way like a rock skipping in a pond. Otherwise the ejecta would have splashed in the reverse direction like in a conventional impact.
Posted by: Huusker at October 04, 2011 08:33 PM (+GTBC)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 08:40 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 04, 2011 08:42 PM (mRRji)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2011 11:27 PM
Thats my idea of a man cave. Mine is guitar world, thats why I called it the pleasure dome, a guitar player's paradise. It also goes the name the dungeon. My old bass player was calling the place "The Dungeon Syrinx, because I reworded the rush tune "temples of syrinx ", and framed it and hung it on the wall where some guitars are hanging. Thinking about it now, he was probably right, and I should call it that, its more fitting. A guitar player would understand. It reads-
We've taken care of everything
guitars and amps and picks and strings
The chick pics that give pleasure to your eye
Its fun for all and all for fun
Crank all the marshalls up at once
never need to answer fucking why
We are the freaks, of the dungeon of Syrinx
Our stacks of marshalls, fill the hallowed halls
We are the freaks, of the dungeon of syrinx
All the gifts of life, are hanging on these walls
Look around the world we made
The vast guitars, they must be played
Come and join the metaldom of man
Oh what a sick contented world
Let Gibson banners be unfurled
Hold a Les Paul proudly high in hand.
We are the freaks, of the dungeon of Syrinx
Our stacks of marshalls, fill the hallowed halls
We are the freaks, of the dungeon of Syrinx
All the gifts of life, are hanging on these walls
yeah I know, a tad eccentric, but fuck it, thats why its a man cave. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 08:43 PM (FMbng)
Ever wonder where the blast wave from that comet strike was heading....dang is it me, or is is it getting warm out on the socal toast....I mean coast....dang...
night all,
Posted by: My nic be Richard at October 04, 2011 08:46 PM (mRRji)
We all need to remember to click on those ads every now and then.
Posted by: As If! at October 04, 2011 08:47 PM (piMMO)
It must have been enormous to have not been incinerated before hitting the Sun with that kind of force.
But better it hit the Sun than the Earth.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 04, 2011 10:23 PM (c0A3e)
Did it jettison a bunch of critters with three arms before it hit?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 08:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 08:48 PM (wY55N)
Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 08:54 PM (FMbng)
Any lawyers in the crowd? Does the general prohibition against prosecutions for action taken while in office prohibit this sort of prosecution, or given the quantity of obvious fraud that occurred here, could we get around that?
Posted by: Publius Jr. at October 04, 2011 08:54 PM (BSYCJ)
If you don't want to go that route, you could try to get in the habit of using saline every morning. My doc rec'd that. It's hard in the months when sinus issues don't persist, but you really have to do it every day to keep them clear and clean.
Posted by: lu at October 04, 2011 10:34 PM (vXDBK)
Whatever you do, don't use tap water in your Neti Pot.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 08:55 PM (kaalw)
He interviewed Sean Young, and that bitch is fuckin crazy.
I mean really really fukin crazy. If you get a chance watch it.
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at October 04, 2011 09:05 PM (O76/K)
#373, Kratos, Wow indeed!
I'm sure there are many who are like her, we just don't get to hear about them.
And speaking about the 99% label the occupy whatever idiots are giving themselves, they are mostly male and mostly white, not exactly 99% of the population, are they?
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 09:08 PM (Zgfnd)
adamsbaldwin Adam Baldwin Retweeted by by HeyTammyBruce "When Hairy Met Patchouli" ~
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 09:11 PM (Zgfnd)
I think many of us are where I am right now - I want to put the boot to the criminal fraud currently in the WH and his Marie Antoinette, and I'm pissed off a lot of the time that it hasn't happened yet.
Here is where I come to have what fun there may be to be had with the smart, irreverent, and funneh folk who inhabit AoSHQ.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 12:24 AM (Zgfnd)
+++++
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 09:13 PM (kaalw)
It was an era of adventure, of romance, of beauty. A time of excitement, wonder, and the electric sensation of possibility. The men drank and cussed and the women's bras flew off faster than a multi-jet Obama family vacation. Raids into enemy territory and hedonistic debauchery within the ranks erupted nightly. It was an endless parade of boobies and booze that, when inspected the next morning by the Daywalkers, was hated, feared.... and envied.
That AoSHQ sub-sub-culture was the grandest domain of ill-advised revelry the 'tubes had ever known! The Overnight Open Thread! There is the lingering taste of dark magic in the very name, and in the memory of those who came before.... Gator.... sickinmass.... Herr Morgenholz.... the prodigal Moron Bl*zer, whose very name can no longer be spoken.... Rum, the sadistically evil ONT Queen who every night made off with the soul of another poor unsuspecting Moron.
It is said that this dark orgy will rise again someday....
Posted by: Legends of ONT at October 04, 2011 09:13 PM (7iVM4)
Posted by: GMB at October 05, 2011 12:30 AM (wY55N)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 09:16 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 01:02 AM (c0A3e)
Good taste.....hey, isn't that supposed to be "analytical chemistry"?
Posted by: Spoken For at October 04, 2011 09:20 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Legends of ONT at October 05, 2011 01:13 AM (7iVM4)
and nowadays we have the morning thread people posting in the ONT
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 09:20 PM (M8yfa)
I had a thought and I was wondering if you wise and worldly 'Rons and 'Ettes could asnwer it for me.
Would it be considered cheating if a man went down on a woman not his girlfriend/wife?
As an aside, something I just saw on Bookface.
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" - Betty White
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 01:16 AM (kaalw)
I've had Kopi Luwak coffee.
It tastes like...
...Coffee.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:21 PM (4ixH5)
Damn, that's not something you usually worry about. What the hell is a Neti Pot, anyway? Some contraption to squirt water into your nose?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 04, 2011 09:27 PM (1+XRG)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 05, 2011 01:27 AM (1+XRG)
It's like a little tea pot you shove in your nose and pour water into so that it comes out the other nostril.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
I lurked here for years before I started posting a few months ago. Have seen quite a few folks come and go and a few who have reinvented themselves.
This is just to answer those that think the ont is going down hill. I assure you it is not going down hill. It is just changing. Neither for the better or the worst. Just changing.
Posted by: GMB at October 04, 2011 09:29 PM (wY55N)
It tastes like......Coffee .Posted by: Robert
I was thinking it would be a little shitty tasting...
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 09:29 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 05, 2011 01:02 AM (c0A3e)
Good taste.....hey, isn't that supposed to be "analytical chemistry"?
Posted by: Spoken For at October 05, 2011 01:20 AM (kaalw)
You'd think if it was her major she could spell it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 04, 2011 09:29 PM (1+XRG)
Why does Japanese school girls panties keep flashing in my brain??
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 09:32 PM (KZLoo)
I was thinking it would be a little shitty tasting...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:29 AM (KZLoo)
I went in with some dudes, shit's expensive. Honestly, I enjoy coffee well enough but it all really tastes the same. What you're paying for is the privilege of drinking some exotic, what me and my buddies call, Shit Coffee.
Speaking of coffee, there's no philosophy in the world that can change your outlook on life quite like a bowl of All Bran bran buds and a cup of coffee.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:32 PM (4ixH5)
Why does Japanese school girls panties keep flashing in my brain??
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:32 AM (KZLoo)
Taste the rainbow.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:33 PM (4ixH5)
That's probably a completely incomprehensible paragraph to normal people.
I probably shouldn't spend that much and get a Unicomp Customizer instead.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 05, 2011 01:29 AM (bxiXv)
get a leopold
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 09:33 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: The Orchestra In That Bugs Bunny Cartoon at October 04, 2011 09:35 PM (4ixH5)
Obama said that he wasn't sure that he could narrow it down to two words, or to a bumper sticker, yet but that the election would come down to: "...our vision for the future. That's three words."
What a maroon! And on that note, goodnight everybody! Pleasant dreams of better days.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 09:36 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 09:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 01:36 AM (Zgfnd)
Obama has always had a problem with numbers. There's, like, too many of them and stuff.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:40 PM (4ixH5)
OK, really, goodnight. I'm serious now. I mean it! (Want a peanut?)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 04, 2011 09:40 PM (Zgfnd)
It's the Shit!!! catchy... I agree however coffee is the most soothing satisfying beverage there be... I mix two strong blends through in just enough honey to mask the bitter and enough creamer to lighten the black * no racial intent*
(protection from race baiters) and it's pure heaven ahhhhhhh
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 09:42 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 04, 2011 09:45 PM (m+nIW)
Why does Japanese school girls panties keep flashing in my brain??
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:32 AM (KZLoo)
Two Girls, One Unicorn......
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 09:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at October 05, 2011 01:40 AM (Zgfnd)
I'll have two if you got 'em.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 09:47 PM (4ixH5)
hmm yeah, if your looking for a backlit one, the Deck Legend is the best. Friend has a Model S and wish he didn't give his girl (ie she took it from him) his Legend
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 09:48 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:42 AM (KZLoo)
What 'choo talkin' bout, Bean?
Posted by: Gary Coleman at October 04, 2011 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 09:50 PM (M8yfa)
Two Girls, One Unicorn......Posted by: cthulhu
Like the way you think cthulhu,,, two and a horny pony gotta be better...
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 09:52 PM (KZLoo)
What 'choo talkin' bout, Bean? Posted by: Gary Coleman
Beaner to you squirt...\\ or I'll sick Willis on ya..
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 09:55 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 09:56 PM (bxiXv)
Beaner to you squirt...\\ or I'll sick Willis on ya..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:55 AM (KZLoo)
*Covers backdoor*
Posted by: Gary Coleman at October 04, 2011 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 09:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 05, 2011 01:56 AM (bxiXv)
could always buy a used one (not that hard to find online) or roll the dice on Razer's Black Widow
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 10:00 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 01:57 AM (QNeKQ)
Cause, like, the man, man! Ya know, maaan? Maaaaaan!
Posted by: Wall Street Occupier at October 04, 2011 10:00 PM (4ixH5)
he was better today than yesterday and yesterday was awesome.
anyway you might get a chuckle from this... the bay colts shedrow stall backs up to the hay barn where phantom had those kittens... and he thinks he is a Kitten farmer! i put him in the big barn by the house tonight cause its raining and guess what happened? all the kittens followed him into the barn. they are in the roof and everything else! its hilarious. they think he is their leader, and he thinks they are his pets.
i have been laughing all night at them. all damn night long.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 10:02 PM (QNeKQ)
HI cthulu!!!!
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 01:57 AM (QNeKQ)
Hi, Gushka!
Who are you callin' slow?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 10:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 02:02 AM (QNeKQ)
That is hilarious.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 10:07 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 02:02 AM (QNeKQ)
That must have been something to see....did you actually catch them marching over there, or were you surprised to find the barn mysteriously infested with cats?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 10:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 10:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 04, 2011 10:12 PM (GE1+K)
I would like, however, for breasts to be rubbed closely all over me.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 10:13 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of SciFi Critics at October 04, 2011 10:15 PM (bxiXv)
all the kittens followed him into the barn. they are in the roof and everything else! its hilariou Posted by: Gushka,
Cool,, and a colt will be a little less work one would hope.. That's a hoot with the little kitties made me chuckle.. they don't care who leads just as long as its bigger...
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 10:16 PM (KZLoo)
That must have been something to
see....did you actually catch them marching over there, or were you
surprised to find the barn mysteriously infested with cats?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 02:11 AM (kaalw)
they came skedaddling in a bounding mob of calico and black, yapping and miaowing. They clambered up the trees to get in the eaves in the barn and all over the roof and everywhere. Its an infestation. but Dicks place with all those dogs gots rats. guess who doesnt have rats and mice in her barn, or her feed room or her storage areas?
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 10:19 PM (QNeKQ)
Watch ebay, I've seen some go for around $40. As for the plug, adapters are easy to come by
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 10:20 PM (M8yfa)
Heah,, finally got that cleaning lady eh Robert??
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 10:20 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 02:20 AM (KZLoo)
HAH! The Pon Far merely moves on to the next stage.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 10:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Keyboards at October 04, 2011 10:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Keyboards at October 05, 2011 02:25 AM (bxiXv)
yeah, kinda wish I could go back in time and keep my old keyboards
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 10:26 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 04, 2011 10:32 PM (vNpDB)
never ending battle to quench the unquenchable.. it's like a hunger..
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 10:32 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 02:19 AM (QNeKQ)
Heh. Maybe he should trade in some of his big dogs for kitties.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 10:36 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 05, 2011 02:32 AM (vNpDB)
i really liked the discussion, i just didnt have anything to add.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 10:37 PM (QNeKQ)
Your powers be strong,, it's been slowing dragging on for a while and maybe instead of talking impeaching try talking shooting them that might generate more response... :^)
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 10:39 PM (KZLoo)
It's at the back of my mind, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
So close.....
Oh, yeah -- President putt-putt is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
Now it has that "homey, lived-in" look.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2011 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 04, 2011 10:46 PM (vNpDB)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 02:32 AM (KZLoo)
A hunger...for mammaries...
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2011 10:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 04, 2011 10:56 PM (vNpDB)
A hunger...for mammaries...Posted by: Robert
Yet sexsperts assure us the mammaries are only a diversion from our ultimate quest the buttox... that other firm supple jiggly area of enticement. that same cleavage on both... but the boobeh doth offer a target to center on, a peak if you will, making drunken or darkened fondling easier..
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 11:12 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Keyboards at October 04, 2011 11:16 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 04, 2011 11:22 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 04, 2011 11:24 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 05, 2011 03:22 AM (/izg2)
just stuff it full of jerky and send it out.
lolol
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 11:29 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at October 04, 2011 11:34 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:39 PM (SsG4J)
I guess I see what you mean , though the gentile part baffles me. Perhaps you're on autocorrect and meant genteel in full snark mode?
But see all you have to do is toss the rank out there and someone will respond...I mean Jesus, you mention sucking Skittles out of asses and next thing you know, you get a hit for two chicks and a horny pony. That seems like classic ONT to me!!
And whatever became of sickinmass? I remember all the other ones, too. We need to lure Empire of Jeff and ErikW
in here.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 03:26 AM (SsG4J)
yeah, Rum and ParanoidGirl filled the token females slots. And yes, booze and autocorrect didn't do me any favors on that
Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2011 11:41 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: MissTammy
Neveha MissTammy,, specally EttEs who will talk to Morons..we preciate it, really.
and what ever did happen to SIM,, I miss his witty rants... he was doing day AoSHQ. a bit ago..
Posted by: beanervt at October 04, 2011 11:43 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Vasily Borodin at October 04, 2011 11:45 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 03:39 AM (SsG4J)
there are seven kittens. calico, dilute calico, tortise shell, black, fluffy black and white marked like a skunk with stripe and all and a brown mackrel tabby, mother of them all.
hilariously my black mare and the bay colt love them and just treat them like little pets. i think its great and so do the little cats. its times like tonight that i just sit in the barn or in a stall and think "I love my life."
NC ref has been here. its pretty damn cool.
Lisas back too. and that makes it cooler.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 04, 2011 11:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:49 PM (SsG4J)
Lisas back too. and that makes it cooler.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 03:49 AM (QNeKQ)
Yeah Lisa is awesome, love the work she did with Ellie!
*goes to the video* fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.............
Posted by: NC Ref at October 04, 2011 11:52 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 04, 2011 11:59 PM (SsG4J)
Yeah Lisa is awesome, love the work she did with Ellie!
*goes to the video* fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.............
Posted by: NC Ref at October 05, 2011 03:52 AM (/izg2)
now she working with the brown colt with the broken neck. we are gonna ride him and see how far we get. how cool is that?
and yeah. shes still hot. i think she will be divorced in a couple months too. woot!
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 12:02 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Keyboards at October 05, 2011 12:02 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Suddenly Paying Attention at October 05, 2011 12:06 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 04:02 AM (QNeKQ)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Suddenly Paying Attention at October 05, 2011 04:06 AM (bxiXv)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
yes, i have an awesome little pal who is 28 and cute as a bug and darling in every way. She likes to hunt and shes awesome. Ask NC ref. Hes met her. Shes like a little larval Gushka... but with totally better social skills. She likes big guys too.
everybody loves Lisa. Everyone. not to would be unamerican.
Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 05, 2011 12:16 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 03:12 AM (KZLoo)
Twin peaks, perhaps? Who molested Laura Palmer?
Yes, Robert, it's cheating.
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 03:59 AM (SsG4J)
Damn...*Snaps fingers*
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 12:18 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Keyboards at October 05, 2011 04:02 AM (bxiXv)
Ummmm.....back up to 134 and see if anything looks familiar.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 12:31 AM (kaalw)
Didn't want to seem desperate so was sticking to uniboobeh... but that's why we luv ya...
keepin us informed..Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 12:36 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Suddenly Paying Attention at October 05, 2011 12:36 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 05, 2011 04:31 AM (kaalw)
so she's still alive. Now where is Miss80'sBaby?
Posted by: The Dude at October 05, 2011 12:37 AM (M8yfa)
Woow I made a for really smiley quite by accident...
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 12:38 AM (KZLoo)
Probably worn out from keeping up with all the "political" and Obozoical goings on.. it's been hectic,, she was on a few nights ago.
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 12:42 AM (KZLoo)
this guy.So on furhter consideration, if going down on a woman not your girly is cheating, what about getting a rimjob from some chick not your girly?
Maybe being ridden like a pony?
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 12:44 AM (4ixH5)
Would it be if you were just gettin some skittles??? Rimjob by a leftard honey could just be considered their kinda hygiene, you know if they ran outta 1 square..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 12:52 AM (KZLoo)
We're talking women here, if you just look at another chick you might as well have doinked her and 3 of her friends, because the punishment will be the same.
My own personal belief says no. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 01:00 AM (FMbng)
Rimjob by a leftard honey could just be considered their kinda hygiene, you know if they ran outta 1 square..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 04:52 AM (KZLoo)
See, there ya go. Gotta be green!
My own personal belief says no. lol
Posted by: Berserker at October 05, 2011 05:00 AM (FMbng)
Well you would think anything to do with the asshole doesn't really count. It's more of a challenge, really. Like cross training, or climbing Mt. Everest.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 01:06 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:09 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 05:09 AM (KZLoo)
I also like delicious cake.
*Hears someone cry, "pervert!"*
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 01:11 AM (4ixH5)
That sounds awful racist. I denounce myself with the caveat that that's how things probably were back in the olden days.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 01:15 AM (4ixH5)
the little hippy commune chicks can be a lot of fun,, just can't stand to be around them for much else then the fun..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:19 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Navtej Kohli Los Angeles at October 05, 2011 01:20 AM (kuUUu)
Well if getting horned up by jiggly young slave girls strutting around the farm is racist count me in ...I would of loved it back in the day..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:27 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 05:27 AM (KZLoo)
Could always sale to Jamaica. Show up in your boat, lookin' like a high roller, flashin' a roll of money (hint: no one knows if it's a roll of ones with a hundred wrapped around it) and bitches be linin' up all 'round the block.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 01:47 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Navtej Kohli Los Angeles at October 05, 2011 05:20 AM (kuUUu)
Sounds like one of Ace's typical dates.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2011 01:49 AM (4ixH5)
Jamaica or even more southern islands are polluted by teh tourist money mentality ... in the pacific isles however the honeys will do it for trinkets instead of greenbacks... I'm thinking I need a bigger boat..
Posted by: beanervt at October 05, 2011 01:53 AM (KZLoo)
As you wish....
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 05, 2011 02:44 AM (5z6T9)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 05, 2011 06:14 AM (SsG4J)
... the Punisher himself .... Dude.
Hmm. Things are worse for this guy now. I mean, now he's successful but he's admitting ... that.
Dolph Lundgren remains The Punisher.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 05, 2011 06:33 AM (gyHyY)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2011 02:27 PM (fyOgS)
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