August 12, 2011
— Open Blogger
Well Moron Nation, I'm still at work but damn, when ONT duty calls, I'm there. So I'll have to live vicariously through y'all gettin' all drunk and topless and perhaps pantsless. So get your swerve on and it's time for the ONT. If the ONT sucks, you can blame NMCI (Navy Marine Corps Internet).
Deadlier US Munitions
Oh yeah. Sounds great until we cut the budget some more. U.S. Military Munitions To Become Even Deadlier.
A groundbreaking material is slated to replace steel in warhead casings. It will allow U.S. munitions to detonate with more force than ever before, while significantly increasing the chances of eliminating enemy targets.By combining multiple metals with standard manufacturing methods, High-Density Reactive Material (HDRM) has the potential to seriously bolster the explosive capabilities of most munitions with virtually no sacrifice in strength or design.
In contrast to current munitions, the innovative materials system integrates the casing with approved warhead explosives for additional deadliness. The unique design for fragmenting warheads also enables the release of chemical energy after impact, which increases the chances of the bad guys dying.
Yup, this image pretty much nails it.
The Institute Of ExtraTerrestrial Sexuality
I bet this Institute of Extraterrestrial Sexuality gets federal dollars, probably from Stimulus Funds. I'm sure CAPT Kirk might have some input for their upcoming book that explores, well, I'll let their own words explain.
A nearly 300 page, full color book and DVD containing art, writing, and film that envisions the sexualities of beings that may some day be encountered – if not in outer space than at least in our dreams! A joint publication by Encyclopedia Destructica and the The Institute of Extraterrestrial Sexuality, this project will publish the work of 69 artists, writers and filmmakers who have created an amazing range of expressions that expand our conception of the possibilities of alien life forms and the nature of sexual desire. Strange Attractors straddles the line between a speculative scientific exploration and a work of artistic imagination and creativity.
The Best And Worst Designed Alien Species In Video Games
Speaking of ET's, here is a listing of The Best And Worst Designed Alien Species In Video Games. Now, I haven't played some of the games discussed here like Halo and Gears of War, but really, no Doom 3 baddies?
Star Wars Pron Parody
Oh damn. This little trailer beats the crap out of the prequels. Hands down. And yes, the video is safe for work. The only naughty part is the letters X X X. And maybe the stormtrooper armor cut for a lady. Definitely no blaster protection there. So I wonder how some Star Wars lines will work in a Pron movie. Big walking carpet can take on a whole new meaning in this movie. Or it could mean we'll see what happens when an Ewok meets a Wookie.
Moron Lifestyle Underwear?
So some company in Chile is pushing a new type of underwear made of copper that eliminates the fungus and bacteria on your dirty arse. Not sure this is a good idea in today's economy with all those copper thieves out there. Or from a hygienic point of view.
It's the sterilizing effect of copper that works the cleansing magic. The copper underwear is made by merging copper with polyamide to produce an oil that's turned into wire. The wire is then woven inside your tightie whities so that the copper stays in contact with your skin so it can kill fungus and resist odor. So fresh and so clean!
This Dog Has Some Water Skills
Party Manners
Now, I know when I've been invited to parties, I usually bring something along with me but that usually was a 40 oz Bud in a brown bag or double Whopper with cheese depending on the menu. Seriously though, does anyone still practice good manners when attending a party? So what does one bring to a moron meetup? Puddin? Plastic bottle vodka?
All this talk of flowers and scented candles aside, most men prefer to bring liquor to events they attend. Yes, as we’ve mentioned it’s not very unique, but it’s well-received, it’s easier, and it’s something many men feel more comfortable buying and giving. Appropriate to nearly every occasion—except if you’re visiting a “dry” house—alcohol can be a thoughtful hostess gift if you think a little before you purchase it.Take wine, for example. If your hosts are oenologists, don’t insult them with a bottle of two-buck Chuck. Visit a real liquor store and purchase something in the $20 range, like a nice chardonnay or cabernet sauvignon. Or you could exercise a little creativity and select an interesting sauvignon blanc, viognier, zinfandel (red only, please), muscat or shiraz from a more unusual wine region, like Alexander Valley or Chile. If you are helpless around wine, ask the proprietor for help.
Fine liquor makes for another excellent hostess gift. Unless you know your host has specific tastes in spirits, stick to the basics, like brandy, fine gin, flavored vodka, or top-shelf tequila. Jagermeister, Goldschlager, and flavored schnapps are never acceptable.
Well there you go. No box wine and no liquor that is usually found at frat parties. I'm pretty sure at a moron lifestyle party, ALL booze is happily accepted.
Anti-Riot Tip For Britain
Here's how you do it lads.
Guess The 'Ette
This seemed to be pretty popular last Friday and thankfully I got one submission. Can you guess this 'ette?
I keed, I keed. Sadly, I have to resort to People of Walmart since I received zero submissions for this feature. Sniff. Damn shame.
Perseid Meteor Shower
Hey, take a minute and go outside and look up, especially if it's near dawn for you late, late nighter types. Perseid Meteor Shower Light Show Peaks Tonight.
Well, I'm going back to work. Later y'all.
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Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 12, 2011 05:37 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: Ben at August 12, 2011 05:38 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: zerO the Great Haikuist at August 12, 2011 05:39 PM (YulS3)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:39 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 09:38 PM (5H6zj)
How can you tell?
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 05:39 PM (y67bA)
Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 05:39 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 12, 2011 05:40 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:40 PM (PSy/E)
So now there are under-wire undies? One bad weave and the wire may go into a place where you don't want it...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:41 PM (aYTJa)
Too bad the lad in green will probably be arrested for assaulting the poor, "disenfranchised" yob.
Little bastid landed hard, didn't he?
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 05:41 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:44 PM (aYTJa)
Little bastid landed hard, didn't he?
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 09:41 PM (4pSIn)
He'll be feeling that every night if he ever makes it to 50.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 12, 2011 05:45 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Ben at August 12, 2011 05:45 PM (DKV43)
How can you tell?
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 09:39 PM (y67bA)
'Cause she'd be with 5 other skanky wives.
*Ziiiinnngggg
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 12, 2011 05:46 PM (FZZ94)
They also called us wanting to know about our "fundraiser" for Newt Gingrich, which was part of our Speakers Series. Total lie. Our Speaker Series is open to all presidential candidates, at our expense.
Stupid lying scrunt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2011 05:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2011 05:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 05:48 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 12, 2011 05:49 PM (dUvsv)
At Wall-Mart?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:49 PM (aYTJa)
Well, it wouldn't be Target.
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 05:50 PM (JSetw)
End of Day Numbers to make you smile:
Democracy Corps (D-Carville&Co) Generic Ballot R+1, Obama approval -5, Obama up only 2 over Romney.
NY QUINNIPIAC- "REELECT"/"DONOTREELECT" 48/46
Oh, and Obama has dipped below 50% on the re-elect odds at Intrade for the first time, down as low as 49.1% today.
Posted by: CAC at August 12, 2011 05:51 PM (U14+T)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 05:52 PM (iT/Iy)
That dog reminds me of the Irish Setter bird dog I used to have. A good sized stream separated my property from my neighbors and there was a deep pool in the stream by the neighbors house. They bought some ducks and put them in the pool.
My dog would break out of his pen even though I kept adding on to it until it looked like a prison camp (the fucker started tunneling then) and go to the neighbors, swim underwater and come up underneath the ducks and grab them.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 05:53 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 05:53 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 12, 2011 05:54 PM (J4Pnx)
I have to finish that horses lip for the night. Just got back from the Vet with the cat, I took friend to the airport. I am so flipping tired i could cry. and i just want to go to bed RIGHT NOW. and i cant.
At least not yet.
Because i am the Responsible Adult. And my 1200lb baby needs me.
Oh Sifty i feel so bad for you in the kid mines!
I really feel for all the parents out there who dont have the option of saying FUCKIT! let the goddam sumbitch rot in his stall tonight hes got feed and water and medicine and nothings gonna change if i just got to bed this once...
only im not going to bed am i? And that wound on Ellies lip is just getting bigger, which i flippin HATE.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 05:54 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 05:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 05:56 PM (iT/Iy)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 05:56 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 05:56 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2011 09:48 PM (UOM4
Hi Jane!
My name is Gushka and im sober and pissy...and about to do something unpleasant which i really wanna get out of.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 05:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 09:56 PM (Ew27I)
bidding numbers, you have to registar and they give you a number so they can find you if you win a bid and owe them money.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 05:58 PM (MtwBb)
Why the sounds women make in bed have little to do with her orgasm - and everything to with her partner
My guess? Not at all!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:59 PM (aYTJa)
He thanked me and begged for more.
Did you make him beg?
= = = = = = = =
I'm not tired or angry. I haven't been drinking.
Ima Moron.
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 05:59 PM (4pSIn)
I'm 50, and finally growing up. Plus I have the money.
Posted by: Jack at August 12, 2011 05:59 PM (8IAHO)
Sorry to hear about Ellie's lip. Hope it goes better from now on. (I know I'm terrible at giving comforting thoughts...)
Oh and thanks for the book recs - I have the Hero and the Crown and The Blue Sword sitting here. My weekend reading has been set.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:00 PM (afWhQ)
I'm not tired or angry. I haven't been drinking.
Ima Moron.
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 09:59 PM (4pSIn)
Yes and I hope she doesn't continue to answer because I get the feeling you're typing with one hand waiting for her answers.
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 12, 2011 06:00 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 09:56 PM (dZmFh)
its called Summer sores. Shes got a fly allergy so when the little pests lay eggs in her skin it erupts into horrible ulcers that just get bigger and bigger if you can get her to stop itching on them and keep the flys off the owie. And since its on her mouth the usual fly remedies cant go there.
I want to cry. And the friend who helps me with her is eating dinner and taking her time getting here while i freak the fuck out. I realize she has a life but I AM PAYING HER!!!!!
....and it want to go to bed.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 06:01 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 06:01 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:59 PM (aYTJa)
Damn. I knew I should've used that article tonight! I was gonna use that in the ONT tomorrow!
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 06:01 PM (cqZXM)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:02 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 10:01 PM (6Cjut)
Military thing. Cram in the information and puke it out on the exam/board.
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 06:02 PM (cqZXM)
Anyone ever been to an estate sale? The mister and I are planning to go to our first tomorrow morning. It starts at 10, but the listing says "numbers will be given to the earliest blah, blah, blah." What the heck does that mean? They only let a certain number of people in at a time or a certain number period?
Well, I'm guessing you mean an auction and not estate sale.
An Estate sale is essentially a yard sale, but with everything in the house. Normally this is done after the owner dies and the family doens't want to deal with all their stuff. So they bring in a company that sells it out of the house and takes a cut of the money.
An auction is where you give you information to the auctioneer and they hand you a card with a number on it. Then when the auction begins you use the card or some other signal(a nod or raised hand) to bid on an object. Then when you win the bid, you hold up your card with the number on it and they record it. Then at the end of the auction you bring your card up, pick up your stuff and pay for it.
Posted by: Ben at August 12, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)
Love, love, LOVE the dog stuff tonight!
Jack, good plan! Got caught for DUI years ago, and haven't driven under the influence since then - always made sure I had enough money for a cab ride home when I went out to my favorite bar. This was years ago and it was expensive back then, can't imagine what it would cost now.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 06:03 PM (Zgfnd)
Heh.
And no, I'm not responding further on that subject.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 12, 2011 06:03 PM (J4Pnx)
As for hostess gifts, we always take something and the RushBabettes usually take a plate of brownies when they go to friends' houses for sleepovers. I'm thinking of making limoncello now to use as little Christmas goodies. I'm just stuck as to what kind of bottle I could use to put them in. I need something sort of nice looking but not too big and not too little. By Christmas, I figure people will appreciate alcohol way more than cookies.
One of Mr. RB's cow-orkers gives out homemade "mud slides" repackaged in Starbucks bottles that are cute.
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 10:00 PM (afWhQ)
probably my two favorite books of all time. When you read them you will know why, i bet. Im glad you mentioned it.
I think i will take Hero And The Crown out right now and read while i wait for Miss Latebird.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (QNeKQ)
So unsurprising that I resent them for killing pixelated trees to "print" it.
Honestly? Are you men so clueless that you thought this was news?
Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (5H6zj)
Because multiculturalism means sharing in the diversity of our diverse multicultural diversity. And my diverse multiple culture eats BACON SAMMICHES!
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (dsnMP)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 06:04 PM (6Cjut)
Federal judge tosses Obama oil, gas drilling rules that slowed expedited environmental reviews http://t.co/Ee55xXd
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:05 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 10:02 PM (afWhQ)
We used to make our own in Germany, well my parents did: Peach, Pear, Apple,Apricot.
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 06:05 PM (H/MnC)
There are probably some stragglers who were unaware of this.
Newsflash everyone, people lie and deceive.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:07 PM (aYTJa)
Yes and I hope she doesn't continue to answer because I get the feeling you're typing with one hand waiting for her answers.
I'm at work.
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 06:07 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Cheesecake at August 12, 2011 06:08 PM (V/gLb)
Honestly? Are you men so clueless that you thought this was news?
Q: Are you aware women fake orgasms?
A: Who cares?
Posted by: Ben at August 12, 2011 06:08 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 06:08 PM (iT/Iy)
who here is addicted to words with friends?
I am!!
my player name is Lemay1945 is you want to play
Posted by: Ben at August 12, 2011 06:08 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2011 06:09 PM (d7rY/)
Posted by: Cheesecake
Intergalactic demons, or at least well-traveled ones.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2011 06:09 PM (DEcmU)
Military thing. Cram in the information and puke it out on the exam/board.
Much like college. But military tests are even more regurgitation. more cramming. less time.
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2011 06:09 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: yinzer at August 12, 2011 06:09 PM (aa83J)
My dog would break out of his pen even though I kept adding on to it until it looked like a prison camp (the fucker started tunneling then) and go to the neighbors, swim underwater and come up underneath the ducks and grab them.
Posted by: robtrHa! I love Irish Setters but they one dumb dog and break out of every place they are penned in.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 06:09 PM (3TjSM)
But in Doom the movie, they were neither - just genetically modified humans.
Seriously, how do you screw that up? All Doom the movie needed were Marines and demons from Hell.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:11 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 06:13 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Kratos
Are you accusing Hollywood of mangling a story?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2011 06:13 PM (DEcmU)
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 06:16 PM (BuYeH)
Here's your sign, ociffer!
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 06:16 PM (Zgfnd)
Jagermeister,
Sorry but Jägermeister is not a schnapps, it's a bitter. The first time I saw people drinking this shit like some sort of bardrink I nearly puked. The only time germans drink it is when they have indigestion
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 06:17 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Errol at August 12, 2011 06:18 PM (d2AYO)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 06:19 PM (dZmFh)
is there anything dogs can't do? Thanks to yootoob, I have seen dogs riding bicycles, skydiving, and now frisbee diving
A DOG FOR PRESIDENT-cuz how worse would it be?
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 06:21 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 06:21 PM (dsnMP)
is there anything dogs can't do? Thanks to yootoob, I have seen dogs riding bicycles, skydiving, and now frisbee diving
A DOG FOR PRESIDENT-cuz how worse would it be?
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 10:21 PM (8sCoq)
I even shaved my owner's wife's ass and taught her to walk backwards.
Posted by: Bo the dog at August 12, 2011 06:22 PM (aa83J)
Quell horor.
Posted by: Chartreuse Monks at August 12, 2011 06:22 PM (DEcmU)
bidding numbers, you have to registar and they give you a number so they can find you if you win a bid and owe them money.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 09:58 PM (MtwBb)
Thanks. I wasn't sure if we were talking an actual auction in the house or silent bid deal. It's an estate sale in a nice brick home that was close to our old neighborhood. The web site showed pix of all the stuff and you can see it belonged to an elderly couple. There's a nice leather chair, some jewelry, and a classic 12-piece Noritake china set that caught my eye.
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:22 PM (Ew27I)
Where I am from they just call him Philip Jose Farmer.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:23 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 06:23 PM (8sCoq)
A DOG FOR PRESIDENT-cuz how worse would it be?
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 10:21 PM (8sCoq)
If only our Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure of a President could do anything as remotely useful as any of the dogs I've ever had. They weren't all that useful - they were in fact useless in practical "what can they accomplish?" terms, but at least they made me feel good.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 06:23 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Getting much credit for effort?
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 06:25 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 06:26 PM (oUG6f)
Can you guess this 'ette?
I'm goin' with PGiS, based solely on the stompy boots.
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (PUN5M)
A DOG FOR PRESIDENT-cuz how worse would it be?
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 10:21 PM (8sCoq)
Screw you.
Posted by: JC Currently the 43rd Best president at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (FBr/C)
1.) get a bottle of "plastic bottle" vodka which has apparently fallen out of favor around these parts and dissolve as much sugar into it as it will support
2.) add your flavoring of choice
3.) Profit!!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Alton, you're just about on the trail of the West Virginia "Shakey Jar", which is the finest zero to blackout funtime drink ever invented. Yes, I have the recipe, and yes, it's lady-friendly.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (D+phB)
it's beer-thirty here at the chemjeff household
It's always beer-thirty somewhere, cj.
Hi!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 06:28 PM (iT/Iy)
But I am without question totally wasted.
Posted by: Jack at August 12, 2011 06:29 PM (8IAHO)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 10:25 PM (s7mIC)
HI, CHEMJEFF! Is it true, you are finally unbanned?
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 06:29 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Andrzej Bartkowiak at August 12, 2011 06:29 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2011 06:30 PM (eMPxE)
HI, CHEMJEFF! Is it true, you are finally unbanned?
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 10:29 PM (PUN5M)
The Chemjeff ration has been increased from 30 posts to 25 posts.
Posted by: MiniTru at August 12, 2011 06:30 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:29 PM (Fb9Q0)
Thanks for the heads-up. No action is needed yet.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:31 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 06:31 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2011 10:09 PM (d7rY/)
So, how do you order an exorcism to be delivered to the White House?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:31 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (eMPxE)
or gasoline
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 06:31 PM (MtwBb)
Can anyone recommend a good movie on-demand either comedy or drama?
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (Fb9Q0)
Just saw, and liked, Battle Los Angeles.
The one good thing about a Democrat president - Hollywood finals starts making good war movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:32 PM (FBr/C)
HI, CHEMJEFF! Is it true, you are finally unbanned?
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 10:29 PM (PUN5M)
It is true, the gods have smiled upon me
(that, and the hobo carcass I had to lug all the way to NYC didn't hurt either)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:32 PM (s7mIC)
I'm 50, and finally growing up. Plus I have the money.
I believe you meet the requirements of most single women. So you have that going for you.
Posted by: Moronette who thinks like a single woman at August 12, 2011 06:32 PM (TRgli)
We just saw "Soul Surfer" a few days ago, available at Red Box - it's about the girl who was surfing and got her arm bitten off by a shark. There's a lot of God stuff in it, but it was really very good.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 06:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Darren at August 12, 2011 06:33 PM (BToZU)
He was not challenged on this assertion.
Sigh.
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 09:52 PM (iT/Iy)
So imagine if there were actually conservatives with a backbone in the MSM?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:33 PM (FBr/C)
Can anyone recommend a good movie on-demand either comedy or drama?
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (Fb9Q0)
"In Bruges" was good, but there is some anti-USA shit in there. Still hilarious if you can ignore that part of the humor. If you like Bill Murray, try "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou". It's excellent.
Posted by: MiniTru at August 12, 2011 06:33 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 06:34 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 06:34 PM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: Jones at August 12, 2011 10:23 PM (8sCoq)
A bitter clinger perhaps.
Another Long Guyland Iced Tea, Sweetie
Hic
I WON!
Posted by: The Most Powerful Man in the World at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (FBr/C)
Can anyone recommend a good movie on-demand either comedy or drama?
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (Fb9Q0)
Hot Tub Time Machine.
I also watched some B movie called Frozen, about 3 young people who get stuck on a ski lift. It was bad, yet engrossing at the same time. And some fairly gory scenes, but I won't spoil.
Posted by: yinzer at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (aa83J)
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 10:28 PM (PUN5M)
Just the boots or was there something else?
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (Mv/2X)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (D+phB)
I do hope you're not implying that Juan Williams is a conservative. Because he's all about the knee-pads and the Bammy-love. And criminally stupid on top of it all.
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (PUN5M)
Can anyone recommend a good movie on-demand either comedy or drama?
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (Fb9Q0)
Deep Throat?
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 06:35 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 10:31 PM (lU9vq)
Well I hope for your sake your cake doesn't go boom 
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)
Can anyone recommend a good movie on-demand either comedy or drama?
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (Fb9Q0)
Deep Throat?
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:35 PM (4q6A5)
<keeping with the genre.... I knew that was coming.
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 06:36 PM (Fb9Q0)
At some point the dolts in Wisconsin will figure out that they lost.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 12, 2011 06:37 PM (7utQ2)
I'm guessing it's a certain NYC denizen of these parts who posts gay pr0n links
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:37 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 10:28 PM (iT/Iy)
I noticed how that looked like a crowd from the '50s, and thought if we were there, we'd let the teenage daughters walk around unchaperoned without worrying.
At a recent county Republican mtg (don't ask), I realized I left my purse on the chair as I left the room to get some literature. Who's gonna take it? That place and church are the only places I wouldn't have it glued to me.
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:37 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: journolist at August 12, 2011 10:36 PM (Fb9Q0)
True fact, actress Thora Birch's parents were in that movie. No, they weren't performing together.
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 06:38 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (eMPxE)
or gasoline
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 10:31 PM (MtwBb)
The problem is "inflation" means two different things. To someone like Ben Bernanke inflation is an increase in the total number of dollars in the economy. From that perspective there really is no inflation - the housing crash wiped out trillions of dollars.
When normal people say "inflation" they mean the cost of living, which has definitely been going up unless you're in the market for a house.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:38 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: moki at August 12, 2011 06:39 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 06:39 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: CDR M at August 12, 2011 10:36 PM (cqZXM)
Never forget "Grosse Pointe Blank", because, well shit...everybody should see that one. No political insults, good acting, nice cast, dark comedy, assassins, et al. Surely the moron horde agrees, yes? Also, it has Dan Aykroyd not sucking.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 06:39 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 10:28 PM (iT/Iy)
I noticed how that looked like a crowd from the '50s, and thought if we were there, we'd let the teenage daughters walk around unchaperoned without worrying.
At a recent county Republican mtg (don't ask), I realized I left my purse on the chair as I left the room to get some literature. Who's gonna take it? That place and church are the only places I wouldn't have it glued to me.
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 10:37 PM (Ew27I)
What if, say, Newt Gingrich was there?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:40 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 10:37 PM (s7mIC)
Puh-fuckin'-lease, cj. It doesn't look that good even in its own fantasies . . . but thanks for the chuckle.
Posted by: Rick P., Texas at August 12, 2011 06:40 PM (PUN5M)
Brave liberal warriors...attacking a short, older woman with a camera.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:41 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 06:41 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 06:41 PM (PUN5M)
No sign of the head Moe Ron tonight. Fun time all and all. Free drinks and food, plus I got to meet Nikki Haley, face to face.
What happened afterward...well, sacred honor and all.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 12, 2011 06:42 PM (A0VTZ)
Subtle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 12, 2011 10:41 PM (7utQ2)
Subtle? No. Appreciated by this guy? YES. Also acceptable: William1066.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 06:42 PM (D+phB)
When normal people say "inflation" they mean the cost of living, which has definitely been going up unless you're in the market for a house.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 10:38 PM (XIXhw)
What's a cost of living?
Oh, wait that's a Social Security thing...right?
Hey, Sweetie, another Tea here.
Hic
I F&*@#ing won you bastards.
Posted by: The Won at August 12, 2011 06:43 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 06:43 PM (uoAzW)
Comedian Steve Harvey Calls Cornel West And Tavis Smiley “Uncle Toms” For Criticizing Obama…
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:43 PM (aYTJa)
Brave liberal warriors...attacking a short, older woman with a camera.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 10:41 PM (FBr/C)
Did you see the cop's response? Holy crap, Madison has the worst cops I've ever seen. They're AWOL when protesters break the law and threaten law-abiding citizens with arrest for being assaulted.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:44 PM (XIXhw)
What if, say, Newt Gingrich was there?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 10:40 PM (XIXhw)
I doubt what was in my wallet would've covered the tax on one of Calista's (!) jewelry purchases. As it was and sadly seems to be, only a handful of under 25s attends our local TEA Party or Repub mtgs. Hard to imagine old folks making off with a purse.
*sigh*
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:44 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 06:45 PM (oUG6f)
A person or a beast doesn't have to be smart to be hellishly strong.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 06:46 PM (aYTJa)
No sign of the head Moe Ron tonight. Fun time all and all. Free drinks and food, plus I got to meet Nikki Haley, face to face.
What happened afterward...well, sacred honor and all.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 12, 2011 10:42 PM (A0VTZ)
By God, I'll jazz-hands you in the face if you go a step further in your accusations, you vile blackguard.
Posted by: Will Folks at August 12, 2011 06:46 PM (D+phB)
Now all we need is a candidate that will go straight at President Prissy Pants.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:46 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 10:40 PM (d88g9)
Hey, Bomber! Any new pix of the Bomberette?
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:46 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 06:48 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 06:48 PM (6Cjut)
Now all we need is a candidate that will go straight at President Prissy Pants.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 10:46 PM (FBr/C)
Is that Romney? I don't see it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:48 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 06:48 PM (uoAzW)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 10:41 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 06:48 PM (Ew27I)
Because this is Madison - if she admitted that, she'd probably be called a corporate sellout whore
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:49 PM (s7mIC)
Across age groups, more males (73.8%) reported masturbation than females (48.1%).
http://tinyurl.com/455yur5
Yep, nothing to cut in that their government spending.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:49 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 10:45 PM (oUG6f)
Heh. Also, does anyone know a single person who voted for McCain, but now wishes he had voted for Obama?
Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (6Cjut)
As bad as Obama is, the way McCain has been acting lately I have to wonder what kind of president he'd be.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (XIXhw)
Because you should step and fetch for Obama but not for 'the man'.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2011 10:46 PM (HtHDL)
Word!
Posted by: Juan muthafuckin Willams at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (PUN5M)
Is that Romney? I don't see it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (XIXhw)
Hey, if you do see the old chap, can you let him know I'd still like to work things out?
Posted by: Mitt Romney's Backbone at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (hmvIr)
my god the left really has lost its mind
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (s7mIC)
He dresses like a 19 year old white kid, so there might be something to it. Failure to conform is a tacit admission of failure to obey. I really will enjoy the sideshow if the left decides to eat its own. One caveat - popcorn in my teeth pisses me off, so I'll be substituting booze. It's my anti-drug.
Posted by: Will Folks at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 12, 2011 10:37 PM (7utQ2)
I'd have ground that faggot into paste. I'd have fucking murdered that piece of shit for touching my woman like that.
And then that asshole that keep going on about Jesus and corporations? The fuck? Man, those people are really fucking insane, aren't they?
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (4q6A5)
__________
Cloudy. I'm in middle of the freakin' desert. It's been clear and sunny (like normal) all week long. Tonight, night of the Perseids, it's cloudy.
#fml
Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 06:50 PM (6fER6)
RED. Battle LA, The Hangover (first one). I also enjoyed Rango.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 12, 2011 06:51 PM (J4Pnx)
Uh, but I saw Erick Erickson!
Nothing like 500 chicken wing eating, beer swilling conservatives in a hot banquet room, in humid Charleston.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 12, 2011 06:51 PM (A0VTZ)
Because this is Madison - if she admitted that, she'd probably be called a corporate sellout whore
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 10:49 PM (s7mIC)
Hah! Yeah, she would have had to tell them she wrote in Kookcinic.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:51 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 10:41 PM (lU9vq)
I just like your nick, is all. What type of cake is it?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:51 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (eOXTH)
Ponyo was great! If a little on the longish side.
You can never, ever go wrong with Miyazaki.
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 06:53 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Beth, I hear you calling.... at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (piMMO)
well honestly, with all of the talk about Mormonism around here lately, I was thinking about converting - you know, use the statistics of large numbers in my favor
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:53 PM (s7mIC)
Please?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Paper bag, breathe in and out.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (afWhQ)
Well, I might not be an expert in negotiations...but wouldn't it be a good idea to start off saying "oh hell NO!" and get to 10 to 1 cuts vs tax increases then start off telling the left exactly how good of a ratio they can move you to?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: KZnextzone at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (ZUWaD)
I just like your nick, is all. What type of cake is it?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 10:51 PM (s7mIC)
Agreed on the nick. When I was in school, the C-bus bomb squad had to remove ~10 pounds of the stuff that had been sitting in our storeroom since before WWI. Glad there was no boom, sad I didn't get a chance to play with it.
Posted by: Will Folks at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (D+phB)
Well, Diversity, some people don't like it. Me, I loved it. Was just trying to be helpful.
I know T--just breakin your, uh... balls?
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Like a fright?
Republican presidential nominee RON PAUL!
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (eOXTH)
Ponyo was great! If a little on the longish side.
You can never, ever go wrong with Miyazaki.
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:53 PM (4q6A5)
I agree, though Howl's Moving Castle didn't really do much for me. Anything Goro does just seems flat and lifeless.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: JDW at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (HlEu/)
Like a fright?
Republican presidential nominee RON PAUL!
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:54 PM (4q6A5)
The sad part? Still better then what we have in the Oval office now...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (FBr/C)
And then that asshole that keep
going on about Jesus and corporations? The fuck? Man, those people are
really fucking insane, aren't they?
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:50 PM (4q6A5)
Yes. I love how he says he's a true believer and anyone who's not the same as him is wrong and false.
Oh, and how the Revs Sharpton and Jackson are true ministers.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 10:55 PM (/izg2)
Teenage masturbation habits. Oh, the sacrifices we government servants make for you people.
Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at August 12, 2011 06:56 PM (FBr/C)
Please?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Hold your breath, and then sing (in your head) the words to "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun". Silly? Yes, but it works for hiccups and ear-worms.
Posted by: Will Folks at August 12, 2011 06:57 PM (D+phB)
already tried it with no success
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Damn. That's the only thing that works for me. Usually surefire.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:57 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 10:54 PM (FBr/C)
you are exactly right. why don't more people on "our team" realize this? the left pushes and pushes for exactly what they want and feel no remorse of accusing us of "obstructionism" when we don't cave to their maximalist demands. but somehow, we are supposed to compromise halfway with ourselves even before we start negotiations???
ugh it is irritating and maddening
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 06:57 PM (s7mIC)
Please?
The hiccup is a muscular contraction. Focus your mind and muscles towards something else and the hiccups will usually stop. Try out a few things such as repeatedly clinching one fist then the other or placing the tips of your fingers together and them out and in ...something that will redirect the energy.
Posted by: Beth, I hear you calling.... at August 12, 2011 06:58 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 12, 2011 06:58 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 06:58 PM (XIXhw)
Do these people even listen to themselves?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 06:59 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 12, 2011 06:59 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)
As bad as Obama is, the way McCain has been acting lately I have to wonder what kind of president he'd be.
Posted by: Ace's liver
Insane. The "system" failed us all very badly in 2008.
Bush did not bring in a Vice -President that could possibly be groomed to replace him.
The Republican party as a whole was in disarray after the shellacking in 2006.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 12, 2011 10:58 PM (5I0Yr)
You sir, are worst then Hitler!
Why the hell can't you wingnuts be more civil?
Posted by: The Left at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (FBr/C)
Please? Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)
I teach the children to close their eyes picture bright white letters, a -b- c etc breath slowly relax
works for us
Posted by: willow at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 10:58 PM (d88g9)
I don't know why I find that cute and funny, but I do. Aw.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:00 PM (Zgfnd)
________
My only complaint was that I'm pretty certain it'd take more than a scaled up candle to push that scaled up boat around.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 07:01 PM (6fER6)
C'mon, that's GOT to be an 'ette! Which one is it? Fess up!
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:01 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at August 12, 2011 07:01 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 10:57 PM (aYTJa)
Even better, imagining Helen Thomas wearing nothing but loosely draped silk sheets while diddling herself to the song, Nights In White Satin.
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 07:02 PM (4q6A5)
The Republican party as a whole was in disarray after the shellacking in 2006.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at August 12, 2011 11:00 PM (sJTmU)
Yep. After 2006 they decided they haven't collaborated with the Dems enough...Good job "moderate Republicans!"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2011 07:02 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 12, 2011 07:02 PM (jbDLS)
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 07:02 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:04 PM (sILPb)
OK, who has a hiccups cure?
Best thing to do is breathe in a paperbag, just like people who are hyperventilating, you sort of "swallowed" to much oxygen. More CO2 will help
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)
Bomberette loves her some strawberries.
What's not to love? Hub's laptop would only play the first two seconds of the video and then lock up -- repeatedly. But at least I got to see teh babeh. What a cutie!
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (Ew27I)
I only remember because I became insanely jealous of the fact that you could do that!
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (Zgfnd)
"M2" has approximately doubled since 2006. Five years, two times. That's inflation. The kind with Hitler in it.
And they stopped measuring "M3," because it's, like, KABOOM, so...look away.
By every legitimate definition of inflation, we be 'flated—the "stag-" kind of 'flated, if you prefer the illegitimate definition.
(RAUN POL.)
Posted by: oblig. implied a boning with other dirty words at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (xvZW9)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:02 PM (s7mIC)
Only one thing wrong with them (that big red N).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:06 PM (sILPb)
I thought it was "Amazing Grace" to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme
maybe I've been doin' it wrong
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 11:01 PM (JMmQ9)
They all work the same...I'm just giving you some options.
/glad to see somebody remembered my "gilligan" trick for earworms.
Posted by: Will Folks at August 12, 2011 07:06 PM (D+phB)
Hiccups -> Exhale completely. Hold it. Hold it. Pass out.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2011 10:57 PM (HtHDL)
Exactly. This works every time for me, and I don't even have to pass out.
Posted by: yinzer at August 12, 2011 07:06 PM (aa83J)
OK, who has a hiccups cure?
Please?
Imagine this, Obama giving a speech on the mall on 1/20/13 after putting his hand on a Koran.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:07 PM (MtwBb)
I only remember because I became insanely jealous of the fact that you could do that!
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 11:05 PM (Zgfnd)
I did, and the shameless hussy is whispering again...pull my top down, you know you want to...so I might have to repeat it tonight.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:08 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:08 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 11:06 PM (sILPb)
jealousy is not a healthy emotion - get help
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:09 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 07:09 PM (dsnMP)
SNORT PEPPER! I wouldn't steer you wrong.
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 12, 2011 07:09 PM (KbEJl)
jealousy is not a healthy emotion - get help
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:09 PM (s7mIC)
See that Theresa D? Get help! lol
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:10 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 11:05 PM (lU9vq)
Congratulations on your cake not disintegrating. That's a major accomplishment right there.
You used to work with picric acid? Do you still have all your fingers?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:10 PM (s7mIC)
That's a cute kid right there bomber, congrats!
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:10 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:11 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 11:09 PM (dsnMP)
I think that was the day the oceans began to cool and the planet began to heal.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:11 PM (sILPb)
And it doesn't matter because of the credit destruction. The reason they're printing like mad (and that's all QE is) is to make up for the money that disappeared in the housing crash.
By every legitimate definition of inflation, we be 'flated—the "stag-" kind of 'flated, if you prefer the illegitimate definition.
Nope. In terms of actual dollars people have to spend we're mired in deflation, still. That's why the economy is sucking wind. If we were really having "the kind with Hitler in it" don't you think prices would be going up a bit more?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:11 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 11:09 PM (dsnMP)
Racist. Denounced. Etc. Why should the most powerful man on the planet have to own the results of his policies, personnel appointments, and decisions?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:11 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 11:11 PM (Zgfnd)
Not to the towers. They don't have the authority to do that. They cut power to the repeaters inside stations and tunnels.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:12 PM (XIXhw)
YES, That is who Obama reminds me of - that kid in the class, who never handed his homework in on time, but who talked a good game and who always had the most creative excuses. You'd want him to be late with the homework again just to hear what bullshit excuse he'd come up with this time. Until the gig was up and he knew that he just wasn't going to pass the class. Then he just got mean.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:12 PM (s7mIC)
When was the tiny window in which he actually had some influence over his administration?
At what point in his entire life has he ever had to take responsibility for anything?
Posted by: yinzer at August 12, 2011 07:13 PM (aa83J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:14 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2011 11:09 PM (dsnMP)
the fuckhead told the latinos today that they should pressure republicans on immigration reform and that it isn't his fault he hasn't done anything in 3 years.
Some of these republican super smart PAC's should start pointing this out to the country.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:14 PM (MtwBb)
remembered? I've been abusing people with that siht all week
f'n brilliant
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 11:14 PM (JMmQ9)
I wish I could take credit...I heard it on morning radio or something, but damn, does it ever work.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:16 PM (D+phB)
CJ, that was me with the jealousy, not GGE. I wanna be able to take a ride on a moonlit night in a convertible with the top down, looking at the moon! Pretty sure I can file that under 'ain't never gonna happen.'
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:16 PM (Zgfnd)
yeah I was wondering about that - so is that when you like have an orgasm that's so good you have an out-of-body experience, or is that like sex with aliens?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:16 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 07:17 PM (H/MnC)
I want a heavy-bolter for use in home defense, but it will never happen.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 07:18 PM (aYTJa)
The Liberal bug is telling the dog that he must give most of his food to the other bugs out of fairness. The bug also tells the dog that some of the bugs may want to attach themselves to his skin to suckle a bit of his blood. The bug then tells the dog that after he (the dog) dies from the diseases caused by the bug bites, the bugs will live off his carcass for a long time while hatching their eggs, larva and maggots in his rotting flesh to perpetuate themselves.
A. The dog should submit to the fairness requested by the Liberal bug.
B. The dog should crush the parasite under his paw.
Posted by: Cooter at August 12, 2011 07:19 PM (C06Qq)
Some of these republican super smart PAC's should start pointing this out to the country.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 11:14 PM (MtwBb)
It's amazing they haven't done so, what with their instant access to the programmers and editors of the major news networks. I can't figure out, for the life of me, why they insist on writing articles in the Weekly Standard, NR, Reason, and so on, when they could just get invited onto GMA and present their case.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:19 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:16 PM (s7mIC)
IIRC, that's a show on late-night skinemax.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:19 PM (sILPb)
WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!?!?!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 11:14 PM (bxiXv)
You should have gotten the memo. I swear you're on the distribution list.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at August 12, 2011 07:19 PM (/izg2)
i thought this was the Sweetest idea EVER!
now the conundrum-- what to get her since she just had bariatric surgery?
EMBROIDERY FLOSS! sometimes its all in knowing what the hostess likes and wants
Im going to her house for pool party tomorrow.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 07:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 11:16 PM (Zgfnd)
Yeah, see? It had nothing to do with those poor, poor college girls that are being forced to wear the big red N.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:20 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:22 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 07:22 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 11:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Don't forget your camera
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:22 PM (MtwBb)
you know, a paranoid person might come to the conclusion that this was his plan all along - use his 2-year majority to rile up the conservative base, wait for the backlash, then attempt to co-opt them into sharing blame for unpopular policies that he wouldn't take the fall for supporting himself
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:22 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 07:22 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 11:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Don't forget your camera
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 11:22 PM (MtwBb)
Grimmy would never forgive me if i went without it. She encourages topless bathing... and will take pix for me.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 07:24 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 11:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Don't forget your camera
This. Just a reminder
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 07:24 PM (/izg2)
that is a cool idea, making designer mead for your man
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:24 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: David at August 12, 2011 07:24 PM (3Vzcq)
Good place for him, the Leavenworth Sand & Gravel Factory. If there were true justice he would be leaving from there in a box. Soon.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:25 PM (sILPb)
and you left them with all their teeth intact?
man you're getting weak
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:26 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2011 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:26 PM (Zgfnd)
Grimmy would never forgive me if i went without it. She encourages topless bathing... and will take pix for me.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 11:24 PM (QNeKQ)
oh lordy
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:26 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 11:22 PM (d88g9)
First, let me state that I am against violence, as a political tool, as a first principle. That said, if somebody, or multiple somebodies, happened to drive past these tools and throw buckets of pig "leftovers" in their general direction, I doubt I'd be too enraged. It's so close to recycling that my inner-conservationist says "NICE".
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:27 PM (D+phB)
Grimmy would never forgive me if i went without it. She encourages topless bathing... and will take pix for me.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 11:24 PM (QNeKQ)
O_O
So there will be an entry for Moronette of the Week next week?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:27 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 11:24 PM (lU9vq)
oh god that's terrible
I hope you are not still working with the stuff, that shit is nasty and dangerous and awful, as you know
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:28 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:28 PM (bxiXv)
that is a cool idea, making designer mead for your man
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:24 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah thats what i would officially consider a treasure since it will be made with a small amount of Hawaiian honey and fruit from our tree. I consider such a thing a more precious item because its made with love and he will be able to taste the simmer in wintertime.
what do they say? liquor is like time in a bottle. wines and mead especially so.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 07:28 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 07:29 PM (oUG6f)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:29 PM (sILPb)
Did I say that? No I didn't.
I've seen them out there before, and I've been seriously tempted to offer them a ride to the prison, drop them off on the long road out to it, then call the cops and tell them about some protesters getting close to the DB. Haven't done that yet because I don't want to have to clean the nasty hippie smell out of my car.
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 07:30 PM (d88g9)
I like it a *LOT*.
Then what's with the frowning demon head? Shouldn't the demon be smiling?
Slaanesh smiles too.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 07:30 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:31 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 07:31 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 11:30 PM (d88g9)
Heh. See now, if you had a pickup...maybe you could borrow the duty truck?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:32 PM (sILPb)
Did I say that? No I didn't.
I've seen them out there before, and I've been seriously tempted to offer them a ride to the prison, drop them off on the long road out to it, then call the cops and tell them about some protesters getting close to the DB. Haven't done that yet because I don't want to have to clean the nasty hippie smell out of my car.
Posted by: Bomber at August 12, 2011 11:30 PM (d88g9)
It never goes away. Buy a new car.
Posted by: Can I offer You a Volt? at August 12, 2011 07:33 PM (D+phB)
hey good for you, you created your own job
fish farming huh? what kind of fish?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:35 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Cooter at August 12, 2011 07:36 PM (C06Qq)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:36 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 11:31 PM (lU9vq)
A friend of mine farms salmon. He has huge pens anchored in the bay by Nootka island. I don't care for eating it but he sells tons of it.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose building a machine to drill into Berkeley and play death metal at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 11:35 PM (bxiXv)
And THAT would be...uncivilized!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: rockhead at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (ZMHGo)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose building a machine to drill into Berkeley and play death metal at August 12, 2011 07:39 PM (GE1+K)
Innovative, but I fear it's a slippery slope and spelling and factual accuracy will be next.
By God, you're right! The next progression after this step will be people requiring my comments to make sense and not contain so many non-sequiters.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 07:39 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: rockhead at August 12, 2011 11:37 PM (ZMHGo)
Nope. The Japanese should put twin .50s on their boats and take the PR hit when they shred the hippies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:40 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 11:36 PM (lU9vq)
IIRC that's one of the ingredients in BOE (Buffered Oxide Etch) used in the semiconductor industry. I hated working anywhere near that stuff.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:40 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: rockhead at August 12, 2011 11:37 PM (ZMHGo)
No, those sea shepard freaks home port is friday harbor, washington. They are just as much assholes in real life as they are on the show. That being said I'm not a big fan of whaling.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:41 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 07:41 PM (oUG6f)
338 Evening Morons! Did you all see this shit? Nice pic eh? Think this would ever happen to a man or liberal woman ?
Yeah I'd have to say thats a new low.
Posted by: bernverdnardo at August 12, 2011 07:42 PM (xXhWA)
The prison shotgun from the other night was supposed to have "lead" propellant. I assume that's lead picric.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:42 PM (XIXhw)
If it didn't happen, it should. Someone get the whalers on the phone!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:43 PM (sILPb)
An Internet Warrior's job is never done - after all, there's always somebody or something on the Internet that is completely WRONG.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 07:43 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:43 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:44 PM (bxiXv)
If it didn't happen, it should. Someone get the whalers on the phone!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 11:43 PM (sILPb)
It happened, yeah, and it did sorta look deliberate, too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:44 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose building a machine to drill into Berkeley and play death metal at August 12, 2011 11:37 PM (GE1+K)
I felt dirty making the joke, now I just feel used.
/obligatory sock off. Anybody know how to wash off hippy-sock beyond crying in a cold shower for a while?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:44 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Cooter at August 12, 2011 11:36 PM (C06Qq)
Said the guy (?) named after a female body part
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 07:44 PM (Zgfnd)
The Japanese probably know that they just need to bide their time. Something tells me that one day the hippies are gonna get the Mother of All Darwin Awards. The military precision with which they run their operation is the proverbial accident waiting to happen. Steve Irwin, meet Davy Jones.
Posted by: rockhead at August 12, 2011 07:45 PM (ZMHGo)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 11:43 PM (lU9vq)
Another NC moron? Outstanding! How about catfish? I loves me some southern fried catfish!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:45 PM (sILPb)
No, it definitely happened. Not sure if it was the Japanese or someone else, but brand new bazillion dollar boat, complete toast. Tee hee.
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 07:45 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Bob Barker at August 12, 2011 07:47 PM (ZMHGo)
It happened, yeah, and it did sorta look deliberate, too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:44 PM (XIXhw)
Oh no, I'm sure you are mistaken. I'm sure it was merely an accident. Port, starboard, it's so easy to mix those up when you're at the helm and the captain is screaming in your ear...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:47 PM (sILPb)
if you spill it on you, the way I've heard it described, is that it feels like your bone is on fire, but you can't do anything about it because it's under your skin - cold water doesn't help
it's scary shit
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:47 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 12, 2011 07:48 PM (WCm02)
if you spill it on you, the way I've heard it described, is that it feels like your bone is on fire, but you can't do anything about it because it's under your skin - cold water doesn't help
it's scary shit
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:47 PM (s7mIC)
STAY. AWAY. HF is the happy funball of chemicals. It does have some nice YouToobs, though.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:50 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 11:45 PM (PUN5M)
The owner of the boat the japs ran over later boarded one of the whalers and they took his ass back to Japan and put him in jail for six months.
He must have got religion in jail because he ended up suing sea shepard because they abandoned him and didn't pay for his boat.
one of the southern islands around argentina siezed one of the sea shepards big boats and won't give it back unless they pay $1.5 Million.
They are running on borrowed time. That game show guy Bob Barker finances a lot of what they do.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)
hmm, prawns and crayfish, huh? I bet you'd have a good market selling to the Gulf people who like their seafood but are scared of eating the Gulf seafood tainted with evil BP oil
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:50 PM (s7mIC)
It happened, yeah, and it did sorta look deliberate, too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:44 PM (XIXhw)
Oh
no, I'm sure you are mistaken. I'm sure it was merely an accident.
Port, starboard, it's so easy to mix those up when you're at the helm
and the captain is screaming in your ear...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 11:47 PM (sILPb)
Hah! The reality is if you're gonna harass people like that you can't complain when they lash out a bit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:51 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: joe 'brown thumb' biden at August 12, 2011 07:52 PM (oUG6f)
Honestly? Are you men so clueless that you thought this was news?
Q: Are you aware women fake orgasms?
A: Who cares?
Uhh...actually if I can get her to FAKE one with me, I still win.
WTF did you think I meant by "WINNING"????
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 12, 2011 07:52 PM (qwhLZ)
we don't have any in our teaching labs, thank goodness
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (s7mIC)
Innovative, but I fear it's a slippery slope and spelling and factual accuracy will be next.
By God, you're right! The next progression after this step will be people requiring my comments to make sense and not contain so many non-sequiters.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 11:39 PM (aYTJa)
worse yet they will make me clean up my language and "work clean"
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:48 PM (XIXhw)
HAHAHAHAHA~!
Note number one, the whale boat is much bigger and thus less manuverable, the little boat just about had to have run right under her bow because there isn't much of a chance that they would be able to turn into it so quickly. Note number two, the small boat (looked like the batboat) should have been able to back out quickly if her skipper had been at all competent.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (lU9vq)
hmm, prawns and crayfish, huh? I bet you'd have a good market selling to the Gulf people who like their seafood but are scared of eating the Gulf seafood tainted with evil BP oil
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 11:50 PM (s7mIC)
I was down in the Gulf for the 4th, and the seafood is getting eaten. Prawns and crawdads aren't native to the area, so bring them on, with all their deliciousness.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (D+phB)
Honestly? Are you men so clueless that you thought this was news?
Q: Are you aware women fake orgasms?
A: Who cares?
Uhh...actually if I can get her to FAKE one with me, I still win.
WTF did you think I meant by "WINNING"????
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 12, 2011 11:52 PM (qwhLZ)
It's like fake boobs. If I can't tell it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (XIXhw)
Heh, now we all know the Japanese signal for "get the fuck off my lawn," eh?
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 07:54 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 07:56 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:48 PM (XIXhw)
HAHA
hey I think I understand what the Japanese dude was saying
it was: "let those hippie cocksuckers go swim with the whales themselves, here let me help them"
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 07:57 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2011 07:57 PM (bxiXv)
It's like fake boobs. If I can't tell it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:53 PM (XIXhw)
THIS!
besides if shes fakin it she wants you to just get it over with, so she can roll the fuck over and go back to sleep.
Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 07:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 07:58 PM (aYTJa)
Uhh...actually if I can get her to FAKE one with me, I still win.
WTF did you think I meant by "WINNING"????
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 12, 2011 11:52 PM (qwhLZ)
It's like fake boobs. If I can't tell it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:53 PM (XIXhw)
Tragically, I haven't been close enough to either lately to check their accuracy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 07:58 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 08:00 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 08:00 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Picric at August 13, 2011 12:00 AM (lU9vq)
I'm just north of Raleigh myself.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:02 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 12, 2011 08:02 PM (WCm02)
I think I'll stay here and drink my last beer.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 08:02 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 12:00 AM (s7mIC)
Pappy Cage used to tell me if I wasn't in bed by 9 I might as well go on home.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:04 PM (sILPb)
Cloudy. I'm in middle of the freakin' desert. It's been clear and sunny (like normal) all week long. Tonight, night of the Perseids, it's cloudy.
Yeah verily ...
Maybe tomorrow ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 08:04 PM (L9W0l)
I was wrong it was the Shetland Islands that siezed their boat, meh, north south who cares.
Looks like they begged enough money to get it back.
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 08:06 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 12, 2011 08:07 PM (/izg2)
Pappy Cage used to tell me if I wasn't in bed by 9 I might as well go on home.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 12:04 AM (sILPb)
lol!! big hug to my favorite gear-head . . .
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 12, 2011 08:07 PM (PUN5M)
It's like fake boobs. If I can't tell it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 12, 2011 11:53 PM (XIXhw)
If I can touch them...they're real
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 12, 2011 08:07 PM (54F2e)
Posted by: Picric at August 12, 2011 08:08 PM (lU9vq)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 13, 2011 12:07 AM (/izg2)
Shweet!
lol!! big hug to my favorite gear-head . . .
Posted by: Peaches is pissed at August 13, 2011 12:07 AM (PUN5M)
Right back atcha Peaches. Sleep well!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:08 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Picric at August 13, 2011 12:08 AM (lU9vq)
Goodnight Picric, always good to see another NC 'roon.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:09 PM (sILPb)
not the schnapps (everyone I know has had bad experiences with Apple Puckers) but Jager and Goldschlager can buy you 15 minutes in the moon bounce
Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2011 08:10 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Picric at August 13, 2011 12:08 AM (lU9vq)
good night, glad to see that you still have all your fingers after playing with picric acid
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 08:13 PM (s7mIC)
if Hydrofloric acid seeks out calcium ... ie. dissolves your bones, can't you sprinkle/rub some calcium rich lotion on your skin to help draw the stuff back out ...
I am ASSuMEing it doesn't care where the calcium it's binding to is ... but chemistry is not my thing ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 08:13 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 08:15 PM (IuNVR)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:17 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 12, 2011 08:17 PM (/M8/2)
Posted by: Adriane at August 13, 2011 12:13 AM (L9W0l)
well, once it gets to your bones, it's too late, because it irreversibly binds to calcium.
The treatment is to immediately apply a lotion with calcium gluconate, so yeah you have the right idea.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 08:18 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2011 12:17 AM (M8yfa)
...pretty skinny legs...
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 08:18 PM (IuNVR)
Bwahahahaha, the guy that made the Obama poster Shepard Fairy was beaten up by left wing radicals in Copenhagen for being an Obama Illuminatti!
Christ when Obama loses Copenhagen what's left?
Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 08:19 PM (MtwBb)
360 yeah, hydrofluoric acid.... that stuff is just pain in a bottle. no way around it.
if you spill it on you, the way I've heard it described, is that it feels like your bone is on fire, but you can't do anything about it because it's under your skin - cold water doesn't help
it's scary shit
People get all excited about Hydroflouric because of the unique properties that allow it to actually eat through glass. But as acids go, it's not particularly any more reactive than others for the same concentrations. Just keep in mind IT'S AN ACID.....IE: keep it off your skin in the first place! You get the equivilent in hydrochloric on your skin and you'll be bitching just as much.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 12, 2011 08:19 PM (qwhLZ)
Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2011 12:17 AM (M8yfa)
that is both sexy and horrifying at the same time
my penis is confused
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 08:20 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Johnny at August 12, 2011 08:21 PM (iT/Iy)
Posted by: lou at August 12, 2011 08:21 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 08:25 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 12:20 AM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2011 08:27 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 13, 2011 12:17 AM (/M8/2)
They were idling at night on one engine and quite simply got in the way. That happened on August 2, 1943. Twenty three years later I was born, although the two events have nothing to do with each other.
And now, I'm out for realz. Goodnight!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 08:28 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Much at August 12, 2011 08:31 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2011 08:34 PM (M8yfa)
Thanks for the heads up ... scary stuff ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 08:35 PM (L9W0l)
It's been a long day but honestly gang, I think it was a good one considering at least ONE court ruled Obamacare for the miserable clusterf*ck of a failure it really is. Here's hoping the Supremes can sing that tune.
I'm out.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 12, 2011 08:35 PM (qwhLZ)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 12:26 AM (HtHDL)
Yeah, the sky is pretty hazy...still, the 2 that I actually saw were very bright.
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 08:36 PM (IuNVR)
OMG! OMG!!! Triffid transports!!!!
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 08:41 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 08:41 PM (IuNVR)
Posted by: Adriane at August 13, 2011 12:41 AM (L9W0l)
Just once, I'd like to see a bona fide flying damn saucer...is that too much to ask?
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 08:42 PM (IuNVR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2011 08:44 PM (bvXGR)
well now, this is really fascinating.
TROLL really has a thing for linking anything about dicks doesn't IT? (it's a safe link)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 12, 2011 08:47 PM (EwdM8)
I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes tonight. I thought it was actually pretty good.
Oh and I also saw this trailer for In Time starring Justin Timberlake and thought it looked pretty good.
So how's everyone elses evening going?
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 08:54 PM (GULKT)
Very cool chemjeff. The toilet trained cat is nice, but a fenced yard and pet door accomplishes the same mission with less hassle.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2011 08:54 PM (bvXGR)
Happy to help ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 08:54 PM (L9W0l)
It's time for it to be nuked from the site - a feat that shouldn't be hard since its IP address doesn't change.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 08:55 PM (aYTJa)
I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes tonight. I thought it was actually pretty good.
Cool. Don't want to ask a spoiler question, but does it link up to that horrid Planet of the Apes remake?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 08:57 PM (aYTJa)
dead thread for a Fri night.
oh and I must admit I had a good laugh out of this - not even going to apologize.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 12, 2011 08:57 PM (EwdM8)
Happy to help ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 13, 2011 12:54 AM (L9W0l)
Ha, thanks Adriane
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 09:00 PM (IuNVR)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:00 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 01:00 AM (Zgfnd)
I thought some people asked?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)
I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes tonight. I thought it was actually pretty good.
Cool. Don't want to ask a spoiler question, but does it link up to that horrid Planet of the Apes remake?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 12:57 AM (aYTJa)
No and actually I think its more closely connected to the original storline, and think it could be most closely associated as a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes even though I've never seen that. If you see it don't get up after the credits start to role though. You don't need to stick around all through them though but they do throw in little tag like 30 seconds- a minute in.
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 09:04 PM (GULKT)
Last weekend, a group of angry thugs called Fairey “Obama illuminati” and then proceeded to beat up him and a friend after the opening of his exhibition in Copenhagen, leaving the world famous graffiti artist with a black eye and a bruised
rib.
Boy, justice in this world can be dispensed out in unexpected ways, ahahahahaha!
Greetings in turn, lacey.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:04 PM (aYTJa)
Wonder what it's real story is? It's as persistent as it is mind-numbingly stupid.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:04 PM (Zgfnd)
Keep in mind IT was on Palin's bandwagon (allegedly) one day and then *poof* she was the anti-Christ the next day.
IT needs to be banned. Not for anything offensive it may say. Hell, there are worse trolls for that. But because it seems to hijack every thread at this point.
Kind of like I just did
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 12, 2011 09:05 PM (EwdM8)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 01:00 AM (Zgfnd)
You mean you don't like being accused of wanting to see Laura Ingram mugged?
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 09:05 PM (GULKT)
That looks interesting ... Sort of cross between Gatica and White Man's Burden ... (that's a big sorta) ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 09:08 PM (L9W0l)
You mean you don't like being accused of wanting to see Laura Ingram mugged?
I don't either, and I also don't like being directed to links containing images of more swinging dicks than at an Obama fundraiser.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:09 PM (aYTJa)
Which one?
And why the fuck not? It's now become a total distraction of what is otherwise a fantastic blog.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 12, 2011 09:10 PM (EwdM8)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 09:12 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 01:09 AM (GULKT)
The look on it's face as it's being fired is priceless.
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 09:14 PM (IuNVR)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:15 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: CanaDave at August 13, 2011 01:14 AM (IuNVR)
I need to capture a My Little Pony...they are essentially WMDs!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:16 PM (aYTJa)
or is it that someone knows it in meatspace and doesnt want to ban a friend?
hmmm. im trying to figure out motivations...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:16 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 09:17 PM (GULKT)
I need to capture a My Little Pony...they are essentially WMDs!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 01:16 AM (aYTJa)
The Obama Administration has developed a new kind of WMD!!!111!!...quick, call the United Nations!!!111!!!...they must be stopped before they proliferate!!!111!!!!
Posted by: CanaDave at August 12, 2011 09:19 PM (IuNVR)
I don't think it should be banned for anything IT said - just the fact that mocking it has become more of a task than anything else.
I don't think any troll should be banned until it gets to the point that it completely takes away from the essence of the blog or if it rises to the level of making personal threats or being an outright menace.
See: Jim from yesterday (yesterday, I think?)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 12, 2011 09:19 PM (EwdM8)
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 09:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2011 09:20 PM (7I5qC)
He described it as that? Why, do you think?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:21 PM (aYTJa)
I dunno about "friends", but I definitely think someone's meat is involved.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 13, 2011 01:20 AM (7I5qC)
oh speakin of meat a mutual friend is gonna send Grimmy a box of chef boyardee. I thought that was hilarious.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:22 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 09:22 PM (zw+pb)
that is a freaky movie, and not in a horror sort of way
it's a good movie to watch
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 09:24 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2011 09:24 PM (7I5qC)
I know things get heated up between posters here, especially on the political threads, but the way it goes after posters here is uncalled for, I think.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:25 PM (Zgfnd)
it hasn't really broken any blog rules (as few as they are), it's just annoying
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 09:26 PM (s7mIC)
Chef boyardee? Somebody is having drunken dorm roo
flashbacks!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 13, 2011 01:24 AM (7I5qC)
its what grim really really wanted. besides Dickies socks and lamisil and chocolate.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:27 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 09:28 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 12, 2011 09:28 PM (7I5qC)
it hasn't really broken any blog rules (as few as they are), it's just annoying
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 01:26 AM (s7mIC)
i have developed my ability to ignore a troll into a superhuman skill. If i couldnt ignore shit id lose my mind.
Have i mentioned how glad i am that im in bed, bathed, and sitting here alone doin only what i want?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:29 PM (QNeKQ)
okay I didn't see the ghey pr0n stuff - that was kinda dumb
but the stuff with Jane D'oh - meh I can't really hold that against "it". Jane did start it and Jane does like to play the victim role. yeah there I said it. I like Jane I really do but she could stand to lay off the "marine mom" bit just a wee bit.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 09:29 PM (s7mIC)
chef boyardee? wow, Afghan cooking must be really bad
Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 09:31 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 09:34 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Gem at August 13, 2011 01:34 AM (zw+pb)
Bah, who hasn't come for a few Jews?
Posted by: George Soros at August 12, 2011 09:35 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 01:33 AM (Zgfnd)
Now now girls, it will all be better with a little pillow fighting in front of a web cam.
Posted by: Some helpful Moron at August 12, 2011 09:36 PM (FBr/C)
Have i mentioned how glad i am that im in bed, bathed, and sitting here alone doin only what i want?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 01:29 AM (QNeKQ)
Go on....
Posted by: Some Helpful Moron at August 12, 2011 09:37 PM (FBr/C)
seein double-double frenzy-frickin.....ZIP-CODE???
WHA????(Still no HTML play field for the non-payor....ezz coool!
Now I just say the.....DAMN that merlot had some kick...and I will NOT watch any news from anywhere for the next cycle...cuz frankly...it all be s*it an play yor game to who you be "IN YOR GAME" ...anythay.. mouth da dribble....mouth the dribble...waiting for .....something....of some substance...maybe..define now the substance.....s+it gotta go now. rather drink!
BONED!
Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2011 09:37 PM (gBcSx)
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 12, 2011 09:38 PM (FZZ94)
Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2011 09:39 PM (M8yfa)
but the stuff with Jane D'oh - meh I can't really hold that against "it". Jane did start it and Jane does like to play the victim role. yeah there I said it. I like Jane I really do but she could stand to lay off the "marine mom" bit just a wee bit.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 01:29 AM (s7mIC)
as someone whose beloved is IN THE SHIT i try to gently remind her shes not special
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:40 PM (QNeKQ)
Woohoo!!!! Yay!!!!
Uhh, well, too bad we'll have to go through 17 chains of command as well as the 1st Litigous Battalion to use anything more that harsh language. But yeah, piss away money on it.
Posted by: RWC at August 12, 2011 09:40 PM (zeBf8)
Yeah, but none of us give a shit and only laugh at it. Only one of us takes it *way* too personally and gets worked up about it.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 12, 2011 09:41 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: TexasJew at August 12, 2011 09:42 PM (lOyKe)
chef boyardee? wow, Afghan cooking must be really bad
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 01:31 AM (s7mIC)
its been his doom to get in from missions always after the chowhall is closed. And if he eats too many MREs ... well, they arent called Meals Refusing to Exit for nothing...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:42 PM (QNeKQ)
Eh, perhaps rumors of the ONT's demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:43 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Harry Callahan at August 12, 2011 09:43 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 01:43 AM (aYTJa)
Well, perhaps I was a bit premature in my original statement.
Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at August 12, 2011 09:44 PM (FBr/C)
The smell tipped me off as I got near it, but I figured what the hell, it will probably be an improvement.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 12, 2011 09:46 PM (McHnx)
I don't know who this "it" person is or what gender, I must have missed it. I can say with certainty though that any "it" that don't like the 'ettes is either a very ooogly leftist chick, or a very bitchy leftist gay dude.
Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2011 09:48 PM (FMbng)
And on that, good night everyone! Gonna check out the sky and see if I can see any Perseid stuff, and then go to bed!
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 12, 2011 09:49 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 01:46 AM (QNeKQ)
I don't think we're going to make it The Number...
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 12, 2011 09:49 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 01:19 AM (GULKT)
WTF.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 09:51 PM (afWhQ)
It baits her because it because it knows it'll draw a reaction from that person. It's the only reason why it does it. It kills me to see it happen every single time. I've gotten over its stupidity and now just ignore it. That's the best way to deal with an attention whore, which is precisely what it is.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 12, 2011 09:51 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:52 PM (QNeKQ)
lol, right you are! I'm sticking to theory that "it" is a cabal of jealous, bitter cat-ladies holed up at some rent-controlled apartment in NYC.
It certainly has squandered enough of all our attentions, so...go back to GAZE.
In other news, it's a damn shame I cannot carry Perry's babies. Damn, he's been saying all the right things:
Rick Perry Calls Global Warming a “Phony Mess”…
The gits at al-Guardian and left-tard eco-freaks hardest hit.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 09:53 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Arbalest at August 12, 2011 09:54 PM (3lLmc)
Together we much and we will much.
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at August 13, 2011 01:53 AM (HtHDL)
Beautiful, maaaan!
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
Have i mentioned how glad i am that im in bed, bathed, and sitting here alone doin only what i want?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 01:29 AM (QNeKQ)
This doesn't have anything to do with that aforementioned study, does it?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 09:57 PM (kaalw)
After a while i just learned to blow it off. fuck em if they cant be civil.
of course moderating the usenet newsgroup gave me practice, but we really did have a troll take over the NG and destroy the whole thing. last i looked he was still there multiple personalities arguing with itself. Annoying. SO annoying. but we did have a truly crazy guy i got rather fond of.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 09:59 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 09:59 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 12, 2011 10:00 PM (dUvsv)
This doesn't have anything to do with that aforementioned study, does it?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 01:57 AM (kaalw)
no has to do with me wantin to go to bed since 18:00 tonight and everything conspiring to keep this from happening. but i made it! I MADE IT!!!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:01 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 01:53 AM (aYTJa)
No global warming? But Texas is BURNING in the FIRES a HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! BURNING for their SINS against our GLORIOUS MOTHER EARTH!!!!!!!! ROASTING in the PIT of HADEEES for ENSLAVING so many PROUD BLACK MEN!!!!!!! DESTINED to SUFFER for all the PAIN they've caused to SO many!!!!!
HELLELUJAH!!!!!!
*Punches Ann Althouse*
Posted by: Lefty Cock Knocker at August 12, 2011 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 01:53 AM (aYTJa)
No global warming? But Texas is BURNING in the FIRES a HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! BURNING for their SINS against our GLORIOUS MOTHER EARTH!!!!!!!! ROASTING in the PIT of HADEEES for ENSLAVING so many PROUD BLACK MEN!!!!!!! DESTINED to SUFFER for all the PAIN they've caused to SO many!!!!!
HELLELUJAH!!!!!!
*Punches Ann Althouse*
Posted by: Lefty Cock Knocker at August 13, 2011 02:03 AM (4ixH5)
just so you know, my cats are Laffing at you.
oh and the horses too.
and possibly the flies out back. they all know horseshit when they smell it.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:04 PM (QNeKQ)
Congratulations. It is a sign of strength to cry out and struggle (especially succeed) against the Fates, rather than bow one's head and succumb.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 10:06 PM (aYTJa)
Congratulations. It is a sign of strength to cry out and struggle (especially succeed) against the Fates, rather than bow one's head and succumb.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 02:06 AM (aYTJa)
yeah. not so good at the succumbing thing when it means being buried under work. but when it comes to sleeping in my comfy bed, watching Fox News and chattin with you all... oh HELL NO. I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO RETIRE TO MY LAIR!!!!!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:09 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gem at August 12, 2011 10:11 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Casey Kasem at August 12, 2011 10:14 PM (dUvsv)
Example of high density reactive material (HDRM). Composites of hafnium or tantalum powder with teflon-like fluorinated engineering plastics such as PVDF. It's a patent: http://tinyurl.com/3q7bffw
Pyrotechnic mixtures of fluoropolymer and metal have been around for a long time. For example, a plastic composite igniter material made of magnesium powder and Teflon has been around for decades. The magnesium oxidizes by pulling fluorine out of the teflon; combustion products are magnesium fluoride and carbon. Once it gets going it burns hot. These things are thermite-like in that they are made by combining reactive metal with an oxidizing agent that would normally be considered unreactive.
Apparently what is new is using high density metals and engineering the material to give it structural strength, and also to not ignite/explode until it is first fragmented and then impacts a hard object.
Note: I checked the price of hafnium and tantalum. On the order of $75 per pound.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 12, 2011 10:15 PM (C0Z3w)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 13, 2011 02:08 AM (McHnx)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:15 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 13, 2011 02:08 AM (McHnx)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:15 AM (kaalw)
oh you had to bring out the deep purple didnt you!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:19 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 13, 2011 02:08 AM (McHnx)
maybe hush.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 12, 2011 10:22 PM (McHnx)
oh you had to bring out the deep purple didnt you!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 02:19 AM (QNeKQ)
I only hope it pleased you.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:22 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 13, 2011 02:22 AM (McHnx)
If you're going that direction, I prefer to stay well-grounded.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:28 PM (kaalw)
I only hope it pleased you.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:22 AM (kaalw)
it did. Im twisted that way. Im a Livin for the city kind of girl...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:30 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:28 AM (kaalw)
Despite a preference for speed metalish stuff, that was pretty good.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 12, 2011 10:35 PM (McHnx)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at August 13, 2011 02:22 AM (McHnx)
If you're going that direction, I prefer to stay well grounded
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:28 AM (kaalw)
oh if you go with him, go here. this one i love.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:36 PM (QNeKQ)
it did. Im twisted that way. Im a Livin for the city kind of girl...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 02:30 AM (QNeKQ)
I dunno. When I think of ______ for the city, I think of something else.
(Had to search around for Lonesome Dave)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:39 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Into the Night at August 12, 2011 10:39 PM (afWhQ)
The last movie I remember with ME bad guys was True Lies.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 10:40 PM (aYTJa)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:41 PM (QNeKQ)
I dunno. When I think of ______ for the city, I think of something else.
(Had to search around for Lonesome Dave)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:39 AM (kaalw)
oh fuck yeah.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:42 PM (QNeKQ)
yo
damn, anyone ever get busted checking out your mom-in-law's boobs? what a screwed up night!!
anywho, sorry i missed the perry/Sarah thread
Posted by: navycopjoe aka palinista extremist at August 12, 2011 10:42 PM (R7NIt)
Oh, and it's a bit stream of thought.
--------
Saw some good trailers. Brett Ratner is directing one with Eddie Murphy that looks good. No, please, don't give me those looks! I mean, I know, I know...Brett Ratner...Eddie Murphy...but it looks fun. There was another one directed by the guy who did Zombieland...also fun looking. Really fun. I forget what either are called.
But ya know which one I saw?
The one that is fucking bafling me?
I mean like jaw on the floor, why Jesus fucking why scratching my head and wondering why all them smart Jews what run Hollywood would run with something like that?
Battleship.
Battleship?
Battleship .
Like the fucking 80s board game.
I mean, I'd *heard* that they were making movies based on board games, but I *assumed* they were just buying the rights and wouldn't actually do anything with 'em.
Cause they do that.
Optioned for film! Then...development hell. Then nothing. Then tax breaks and subsidies.
Okay, yeah, remember the Clue movie? Okay, that was corny, stupid, ridiculous...done for laughs. So that's okay.
I think one, they're gonna go for...I don't know. Lots of boob squish. They got nothin'.
It's not like I have anything against a shameless actioner with battleships blowing each other the fuck up. I mean...dude...that's awesome! I just can't believe that, for starters, it required optioning rights for a board game and...well, that's prety much it. Really? I'm pretty sure the idea of naval battles are public domain. It's happened in real life. A lot. Doesn't even have to be based on history, just have a movie that's, like, two sides squaring off against each other and pounding away at each other like two coked up, oiled up gay 15 year old boys letting their inhibitions go for the first time. Fucking savagely, ya know?
Oh, but there was a second thing. It's Battleship...does anyone remember the game having alien invaders? Come on!!!!! Do we have to have this fucking coalition of diverse international partners holding hands taking on some menace that's totally nonexistant but inoffensive to anyone in any way shape or form? That is until intelligent life is discovered and Hollyweird commences the handwringing bullshit. Why can't it be something like coalition of diverse internation partners holding hands and taking on...America? And then America stomps the motherfucking shit out of those pinko faggots at great cost but decisively stomping their little faggot cornholes before raising a flag up in 'em? Ya know, something patriotic. With slo-mo, all Michael Bay style. And Bruce Willis's manly tears. Can't go wrong there. Maybe Olivia Wilde's purty, dark, hardened nips. I mean, they got the boob squish. But that girl's made up like a whore. She doesn't really count. But anyway, the gayballs "many nations" bullshit is why everyone in the world hates us. Hollywood wonders, I answer. You people do more to represent us across the globe. Time to fucking represent. Make us look like a bunch of gaywad assholes and people act like America is full of gaywad assholes. Go figure.
Oh well.
I'm doubly surprised Liam Neeson is in it. I mean...Liam Neeson? Well, either he's slumming it or his career is in a nosedive. What a shame, great actor.
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:43 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Louisiana at August 12, 2011 10:45 PM (dUvsv)
damn, anyone ever get busted checking out your mom-in-law's boobs? what a screwed up night!!
Posted by: navycopjoe aka palinista extremist at August 13, 2011 02:42 AM (R7NIt)
She offer you a chance to motorboat?
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 10:45 PM (4ixH5)
yo
damn, anyone ever get busted checking out your mom-in-law's boobs? what a screwed up night!!
anywho, sorry i missed the perry/Sarah thread
Posted by: navycopjoe aka palinista extremist at August 13, 2011 02:42 AM (R7NIt)
yes. my MrGrim. First time he met my mom.
Seems my moms boobs are not only HUGE but shes very pretty. she thought it was funny though that his mouth dropped open and he just STARED. It was pretty fucked up but a compliment in a backhanded kind of way. he looked like a stunned ox
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:46 PM (QNeKQ)
oh if you go with him, go here. this one i love.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 02:36 AM (QNeKQ)
Maynard and friends have a lot of good stuff -- and I say this as someone who doesn't listen to much produced after 1990.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:46 PM (kaalw)
556 ha, not with t and jr. there!!
for an old chick, she's still pretty hawt! damn spanish chicks
Posted by: navycopjoe aka palinista extremist at August 12, 2011 10:47 PM (R7NIt)
It obviously has nothing to do with the game, so why not claim it as it is - a rather original story? Do they really think they'll get more mileage out of it by branding it? Sell more games?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 10:47 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Your Democrat primary opponents at August 12, 2011 10:48 PM (FZZ94)
oh if you go with him, go here. this one i love.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 02:36 AM (QNeKQ)
Maynard and friends have a lot of good stuff -- and I say this as someone who doesn't listen to much produced after 1990.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:46 AM (kaalw)
totally agree. its soulful. which almost nthing produced these days is
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 10:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Makes watching old and new favorites much different. (Bruce McGill as an Elvis impersonator - pretty awesome.)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 10:52 PM (afWhQ)
561 ha, the three fools who always run can barely tie their shoes let alone read or write
my climb to dictatorship is almost upon us
Posted by: navycopjoe aka palinista extremist at August 12, 2011 10:53 PM (R7NIt)
Makes watching old and new favorites much different. (Bruce McGill as an Elvis impersonator - pretty awesome.)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 13, 2011 02:52 AM (afWhQ)
Yeah Encore is definitely a movie channel so it shows them uncensored just like HBO and Showtime.
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 10:53 PM (GULKT)
(Had to search around for Lonesome Dave)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 02:39 AM (kaalw)
I got to see them play in 1999, about 6 months b4 his death. They were great. Their music lives on.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2011 10:54 PM (bvXGR)
He met with the Green Bay Packers, tried joking about "this hurts, as a Bears fan, and then you come into MY house.."
MY house? First of all Jugears, you're NOT a funny guy, they laugh at your lame jokes because it's a way of kissing your ass. Second, unless you're paying rent on the place, it's not YOUR house
Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2011 10:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Yeah Encore is definitely a movie channel so it shows them uncensored just like HBO and Showtime.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 02:53 AM (GULKT)
Yep. Sometimes they show good older movies from the 80s. No one else will play them. 
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 10:56 PM (afWhQ)
The native cunning, stealth, and ability to dissemble have done well for ex-gfs, sisters, roommates, waitresses, fellow SCUBA divers, girls on beaches, and showgirls, however.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 10:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2011 10:59 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: wankette at August 12, 2011 11:02 PM (CrYip)
Yep. Sometimes they show good older movies from the 80s. No one else will play them.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 13, 2011 02:56 AM (afWhQ)
That's what they originally made their bread and butter on: Showing older movies. We used to get it when it first came out. I don't think they were showing any recent movies (90's era) and the newest they had was in the 80's. They showed the Star Wars movies a couple times and this was pre-Special Editions.
And is that Andy Levy on the Panel with Greg?
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 11:03 PM (GULKT)
I got to see them play in 1999, about 6 months b4 his death. They were great. Their music lives on.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2011 02:54 AM (bvXGR)
Never got to see 'em, but managed to catch my attention at the right time....and, sadly, they got dropped off the radar. Hugely underrated.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 11:03 PM (kaalw)
Oh noes! The Amish have invaded Iowa. Send lawyers guns and money. Mostly money though.
AARP can kiss my unbleached asshole.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2011 11:04 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:59 AM (73tyQ)
Protip: If you're going to firebomb their booth with Molotov Cocktails, don't tweet it.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 11:04 PM (kaalw)
Protip: If you're going to firebomb their booth with Molotov Cocktails, don't tweet it.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 03:04 AM (kaalw)
Yes. Don't ask for suggestions either. (brings to mind the Beck incident in Bryant Park)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 11:08 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 11:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 03:10 AM (GULKT)
Wha-?
Oh. Did I miss something? Involving sanctimonious, holier-than-thou New Yorkers?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at August 12, 2011 11:12 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: wankette at August 12, 2011 11:13 PM (CrYip)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2011 11:15 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 03:15 AM (73tyQ)
Somewhere in there is a banana cream pie just waiting to get out ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 11:20 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2011 11:22 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Adriane at August 13, 2011 03:22 AM (L9W0l)
Things ain't so easy, sometimes.Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 11:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 03:13 AM (kaalw)
that song never gets old...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 12, 2011 11:40 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2011 03:34 AM (kaalw)
Or maybe it just plain ain't so easy. Period.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 11:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at August 13, 2011 02:57 AM (L9W0l)
Oh, well Battleship won't be out until next year. Cowboys & Aliens was just "meh".
Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2011 11:41 PM (4ixH5)
G'night, fellow morons! May the morrow bring good fortune!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2011 11:47 PM (kaalw)
Holy Cow ... been awhile since I heard Molly Hatchet!
Not really familiar with Davd+David so thanks for the link ...
Posted by: Adriane at August 12, 2011 11:49 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 12, 2011 11:51 PM (dUvsv)
It has a feeble pulse. The Tesla cover was ok but I prefer the original CCR.
Gushka, I'm sure you are as Beautiful As A Foot though
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2011 12:16 AM (bvXGR)
I'd see it. Twice.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 12:17 AM (4ixH5)
Borders closing shop.
Nearly half off political science and government.
Get it while the gettin's good.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 12:19 AM (4ixH5)
Borders closing shop.
Nearly half off political science and government.
Get it while the gettin's good.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 04:19 AM (4ixH5)
i love him
his Modern Manners: An ettiquete guide for Rude People is awesome. pure awesome
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 12:26 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2011 12:33 AM (bvXGR)
I picked up some goodies at Borders and was planning to go again this weekend & then the washing machine blew...
Fortunately I was standing close by & heard the water overflow. Got that vacuumed up & the agitator still works but then it wouldn't fill at all on the rinse cycle, so hosed the water in ...
This machine is back from the rock & stick days, so hubby does NOT want to repair it ... and neither of us knows how ... so probably not to many more books.
I will really miss Borders at Christmas time. The people there were really helpful with age suggestions for teens and kids ...
Posted by: Dirty dishes done dirt cheap at August 13, 2011 12:34 AM (L9W0l)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 12:37 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: David Gillies at August 13, 2011 02:16 AM (FdBA0)
Here it is, if anyone feels like losing their breakfast: http://fxn.ws/mUx5OX
Still remember when conservatives were going to bat for the slimy little fuckweasel after NPR broomed him, and Fox News ponied up a whole pile of money to dry his tears.
Maybe he can get a gig over at Tepid Air (he'd be a perfect foil for the "Captain" and "Allahpundit") after Fox dumps him. If they do, that is. FNC seems hell-bent on becoming "mainstream" these days.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 02:17 AM (YjjrR)
GOP is out of step with America because they do not believe we need to raise taxes? What is funny is that Romney and Huntsman didn't try to dodge the question.
What a dipshit. But he is still not as bad as Beckel.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:29 AM (M9Ie6)
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Posted by: SurferDoc at August 13, 2011 02:38 AM (STdkO)
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 06:29 AM
A pimple ain't as bad as herpes either, Vic.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 02:39 AM (YjjrR)
Transcript of 8-11-11 debate
I can tell already that I am not going to like this crap just from the very first opening round of questions. Bret Baier doesn't ask "questions", he states "opinions" and asks the candidates to agree with him.
Example:
BAIER: OK. Congressman Paul, as you know, when Standard & PoorÂ’s downgraded the countryÂ’s credit rating last week, one of the reasons S&P listed was because of partisan gridlock in Washington. Congressman, what specific things would you do as president to increase growth, calm the markets, create jobs that could pass through a divided Congress?
Fox and the rest of the MFM pushed this crap through the entire debate over that phony "deal". It wasn't "gridlock" that caused the damn downgrade you asshole. In fact it was the damn direct opposite. They raised the debt limit and did not cut spending. That was the reeason for the downgrade.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:14 AM (M9Ie6)
Historically, a "grease devil" was a thief who wore only underwear and covered his body in grease to make himself difficult to grab if chased. But lately, the "grease devil" has become a nighttime prowler who frightens and attacks women. "The story we hear is he comes and bites young women's necks and breasts. Despite several complaints, the police have failed to act on that and in fact in two places have released the culprits."
There's nothing like marking yourself making intent obvious, covering yourself with grease.Vigilantes rounding up grease devils caught after attacking women are themselves arrested while the criminals are set free by police. When police don't intervene, the grease devils are either hung or dismembered by the population at large.
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 03:30 AM (lpWVn)
Posted by: dogfish at August 13, 2011 03:37 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: at August 13, 2011 03:45 AM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 07:14 AM (M9Ie6)
Yeah, the stoopid hurts everytime I hear this. How absolutely efin stupid clueless does one have to be to not instinctively see this./rhetorical rantPosted by: dogfish at August 13, 2011 03:48 AM (N2yhW)
And he gets paid 10MM/year for that.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 13, 2011 03:53 AM (0OJd9)
We are working with the Pakistani authorities," said Alberto Rodriguez, the embassy official.'
twitter feed on kidnapped American, Warren Weinstein, 63
Posted by: at August 13, 2011 03:53 AM (k1rwm)
Saw where Ann Coulter said Perry would fade and then we (Conservatives) would draft Christi????
I don't think so.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 13, 2011 03:56 AM (0OJd9)
There was no way for any of the candidates to "look good" in this POS forum. Drew stated he thought Romney came out on top for the simple reason that he didn't commit any gaffes or otherwise hurt himself.
I think he did hurt himself. He did not adequately dodge the Romneycare question. In fact, he once again defended Romneycare as being "right" for MA.
These debate rules and format are simply crap. They need to reduce the number of panelists and get rid of Wallace all together. Also need to get rid of any candidate who is polling less than some percentage. I would go with 5% right now and raise that bar the closer we get to 2012.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:58 AM (M9Ie6)
Saw where Ann Coulter said Perry would fade and then we (Conservatives) would draft Christi????
I don't think so.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 13, 2011 07:56 AM (0OJd9)
AC has been known to go off on teh stoopid when choosing political figures to support.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 04:01 AM (M9Ie6)
Praying Mantis: I the meanest bug on the planet, don't even think about it dog.
Lab: After I eat this bug should I ralph him up in the living room, on the hallway carpet, or the kitchen floor in the middle of supper?
Posted by: Tony at August 13, 2011 01:21 PM (nx9tn)
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That's a reality show I'd watch.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2011 05:34 PM (AkYhf)