January 28, 2011

Overnight Thread-Battlewatch Edition [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

Evening Moron Nation! CDR M checking in for duty. Crazy day with all that is happening in Egypt this fine Friday. I couldn't help but think of this quote today after seeing how the Obama Administration has responded so far (and not just to this incident either).

Admiral Josh Painter: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Speaking of disasters, this is a great read on what would have happened If A Liberal And A Tea Partier Had Been Aboard The Titanic.


This does not sound good. World's Muslim population to double in 20 years. Pakistan is projected to overtake Indonesia as the most populous Muslim country. I bet they won't. Nukes have a nasty side effect in regard to densely populated urban centers and something tells me that Pakistan is headed down that road.

For your daily war pron requirement, here's a nice pictorial of The Gatling Gun (h/t The Brigade).


Remember when the U.N. issued a report that said the Himalayan Glaciers would all be melted within a quarter cetnury? Um, yeah. Not so much. They're actually advancing, like, you know, growing. Yay, the Yeti is saved!


So how smart do you think you are? Do you think you can get this right? It's called The Pschopath Test.

So, the e-mail goes like this:

Read this question, then come up with an answer. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she did not know.

She thought the man was amazing. She believed him to be the man of her dreams--so much that she fell in love with him right there, but she never asked for his number and afterwards couldn't find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?


Here's the answer.


Interesting. US Crude Oil Production at the end of 2010 was 5.616 million barrels per day, highest since 2003. Wait, what??? We better keep this on the downlow. Wouldn't want the Prez getting all worked up over this.


Z

Ah, the United States of Beer.
Nevada. Four Loco? Really?


ABC is bringing back Charlie's Angels. Good lord they are running out of ideas. Since we're bringing back 80's shows, how about Airwolf damnit?


Now, I know some of you have wondered what your call sign would be if you were a Naval Aviator. Here's your chance. I present to you a chance to earn your callsign with the Top Gun Call Sign Generator Heh. Barack Obama's callsign came up Zomby!
.

OK, name this actress! I know, I know it's easy but this actress kicks ass on anyone today. Very easy on the eyes.



I think this is the first picture of Ace's new pad. Not quite the Ewok village but it does have it's advantages. Pretty good range of fire for any hobos that come scroungin' around.


That's all I got tonight fellow morons. I gotta get back to the battlewatch. Strategery or somethin'.

Tonights ONT brought to you by:

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or genghis. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:55 PM | Comments (647)
Post contains 565 words, total size 6 kb.

1

PC free ONT

27 °F and light snow

Posted by: beanervt at January 28, 2011 05:59 PM (NqeOq)

2 Video: Rep. Allen West reacts to firing of Keith Olbermann


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 05:59 PM (sZ+lP)

3 Wait, what??? We better keep this on the downlow. Wouldn't want the Prez getting all worked wee-wee'd up over this.

Don't worry, I'll take care of this. 


Posted by: President Baracky Pissypants at January 28, 2011 05:59 PM (c0A3e)

4 Not even going to try.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 06:00 PM (EH4cc)

5 Bring back Manimal.

Posted by: Unruly at January 28, 2011 06:01 PM (LL4jH)

6 "The Statue of Liberty could stand on the 50-yard line and not touch the roof. From end to end, the football-shaped stadium is longer than the Empire State Building is tall. The arches that support the retractable roof are longer than the Gateway Arch in St. Louis—twice as long, actually."


---damn....my steelers and green bay are playing in a big metrosexual dollhouse...

smh

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:01 PM (dwOwg)

7 Grace Kelly

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2011 06:02 PM (n0WLs)

8 Yuengling for PA huh? It's okay.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:02 PM (c5RQr)

9 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 06:02 PM (jzOkH)

10 I suck at riddles.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:03 PM (T4ZvL)

11

The ODESSA File is on TCM at 10PM tonight. If you haven't seen it please watch, it's a great film

A young John Voight and the "bad guy" is Maximillian Schnell.

 

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)

12 Fred!

Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2011 06:03 PM (pW2o8)

13 Good lord they are running out of ideas. Since we're bringing back 80's shows, how about Airwolf damnit?

When they bring back Fantasy Island, you know the end is neigh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:03 PM (c0A3e)

14 This will come as bad news for the Moronettes.  Very bad news.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 06:04 PM (f1va7)

15 That United States of Beer map is pretty awful. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:04 PM (4ucxv)

16 Discounted pyramid tours!!!

Posted by: Ramses at January 28, 2011 06:04 PM (kDTRQ)

17 13 Didn't they try that already?They did a new Knightrider.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:04 PM (T4ZvL)

18 8 Yuengling for PA huh? It's okay.

It's only the oldest brewery in the US, located right here in Pottsville, PA.  My minister friend has toured the place twice,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:05 PM (c0A3e)

19

Yuengling for PA huh? It's okay.

 

yeah, it's the oldest brewery in america that is still open

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:05 PM (DKV43)

20

Palin!!!!! Eleventy  #@ In big bold font!

I Keed.

So CDR M, do you have the stones to make a Pro Bowl thread Sunday?

Posted by: Delta Smelt mixing it up at January 28, 2011 06:05 PM (A0VTZ)

21 Bringing back old TV shows? Let me be clear: the nation needs

SUPERTRAIN!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 28, 2011 06:05 PM (60gUO)

22 Meh,it's not even a riddle.Just stupid.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:06 PM (T4ZvL)

23 14 This will come as bad news for the Moronettes.  Very bad news.

Michelle Obama's gluteus maximus hardest hit. 

/Always thought this "fair trade" thing was a fiasco. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:06 PM (c0A3e)

24 20 Wouldn't it be great if we could vote for Pro Bowl cheerleaders?That would be worth watching.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:07 PM (T4ZvL)

25 This will come as bad news for the Moronettes.  Very bad news.

Hrm. As I read the article, it seems the problem is a shortage of "fair trade" chocolate.  Evil capitalist chocolate should be OK.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:07 PM (4ucxv)

26 It's only the oldest brewery in the US, located right here in Pottsville, PA. My minister friend has toured the place twice, . Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:05 PM (c0A3e) --------------- I'm not a drinker (yet) seeing as how I'm 17 but where did it get its name? It sounds Asian.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:07 PM (c5RQr)

27

This will come as bad news for the Moronettes

Better complextion though for them right?  I'm good.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:07 PM (A0VTZ)

28

Admiral Josh Painter: Whats his plan

JR:His Plan?

Admiral Josh Painter: Obama doesn't take a dump without a plan

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 06:07 PM (FIDMq)

29 Have you heard there's now a movie called Hobo with a Gun?  Did Ace write it?

Posted by: PJ at January 28, 2011 06:08 PM (QdxaI)

30 It's only the oldest brewery in the US, located right here in Pottsville, PA.  My minister friend has toured the place twice,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:05 PM (c0A3e)

Mmmmmm...Yuengling is my favorite!

Posted by: antisocialist at January 28, 2011 06:08 PM (Rwudm)

31 hey!  what kind of bad-ass TopGun callsign is "Olive"?  Alton "Olive" Jackson?  really?

I want a do-over

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 06:10 PM (jzOkH)

32 26 Yeah,I thought it was Chinese beer the first time I heard the name.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:11 PM (T4ZvL)

33 I'm not a drinker (yet) seeing as how I'm 17 but where did it get its name? It sounds Asian.

It's a bastardization of Jüngling. The founder was Deutsch-Amerikaner.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:11 PM (4ucxv)

34

When 2/3 of the population is under 50yrs old and have no job..well; sounds like the middle east needs a planned parent hood program.

just sayin...

 

Posted by: The wrong Murray? at January 28, 2011 06:11 PM (62W/G)

35 I'm not a drinker (yet) seeing as how I'm 17 but where did it get its name? It sounds Asian.

Here's the wiki version of Yuengling's history. 

/ Yuengling is the Anglicized version of the German term for "young man"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:11 PM (U6Dc3)

36 Hrm. As I read the article, it seems the problem is a shortage of "fair trade" chocolate.  Evil capitalist chocolate should be OK.

(In Monty Burns voice) Excellent!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 06:12 PM (f1va7)

37 Hmm... Egyptian embassy in Venezuela briefly taken over by protesters - Dow Jones - Bloomberg http://bloom.bg/euYMRF

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:12 PM (U6Dc3)

38 I'm not a drinker (yet) seeing as how I'm 17



Hell that never stopped us back in the day.... most mom pop stores didn't give a crap about checking if we were of age back then either.

Posted by: beanervt at January 28, 2011 06:12 PM (NqeOq)

39

again. Odessa File on TCM. Great film based on the Odessa, which was a secret group responsible for helping ex SS officers flee postwar germany.

 

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:12 PM (DKV43)

40 / Yuengling is the Anglicized version of the German term for "young man" Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:11 PM (U6Dc3) ---- interesting

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:13 PM (c5RQr)

41

So CDR M, do you have the stones to make a Pro Bowl thread Sunday?

Posted by: Delta Smelt mixing it up at January 28, 2011 10:05 PM (A0VTZ)

Oh I have the stones but that will be a day off for me so we'll see.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:13 PM (cqZXM)

42 Squeeze my legs together and I have a Super Karate Chop Deep Waist-bend Action!!!

Posted by: Obama Talking Bullshitter Doll at January 28, 2011 06:13 PM (KJ2Yf)

43  Yuengling for PA huh? It's okay.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:02 PM (c5RQr)

I'll see your Yuengling and rasie you a Saranac Copper Ale.

 

Posted by: The wrong Murray? at January 28, 2011 06:14 PM (62W/G)

44 Yuengling is great beer. I think it has a higher alcohol content than most average beers do i am not mistaken.

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:14 PM (DKV43)

45 Hrm. As I read the article, it seems the problem is a shortage of "fair trade" chocolate.  Evil capitalist chocolate should be OK.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:07 PM

I actually prefer evil capitalist chocolate.  It's darker.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2011 06:15 PM (QgmBR)

46 I struck out on the psychopath test (took it a couple of days), but I thought my husband would get it, not that he's a psychopath but he is able to figure out twisted "logic" like that.  Anyway, he didn't.  So I guess I can take the knife out from under my pillow. 


BTW, I read that it's a real test that psychologists (-triasts?) use to help determine if someone is a psychopath. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2011 06:15 PM (pW2o8)

47 44 As we all know,the alcohol is the only thing that matters.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:15 PM (T4ZvL)

48

Oh I have the stones but that will be a day off for me so we'll see.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 10:13 PM (cqZXM)

Do it.  Yeah, my Sundays are that boring.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:15 PM (A0VTZ)

49

So CDR M, do you have the stones to make a Pro Bowl thread Sunday?

Posted by: Delta Smelt mixing it up at January 28, 2011 10:05 PM (A0VTZ)

Eh..I'll be sleeping, or watching golf or doing my taxes or blogging with you morons.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:16 PM (62W/G)

50 Yuengling for PA huh? It's okay.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:02 PM (c5RQr)

You shouldn't be drinking anything but Milk this late, young lady!

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:16 PM (KLqqq)

51 OK. Which one of you is it?
http://tinyurl.com/The-Cops-are-looking-for-1-of

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at January 28, 2011 06:17 PM (SA4Jg)

52 Nice War pron CDR M nothing scarier then
then facing a fire breathing Gatling, course there's not many usually
left facing it to get a good opinion..

Posted by: beanervt at January 28, 2011 06:18 PM (NqeOq)

53
16 Discounted pyramid tours!!!

Great I want to try a Pyramid Alehouse Amber Ale !!

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 06:18 PM (3OCZw)

54 BTW, I read that it's a real test that psychologists (-triasts?) use to help determine if someone is a psychopath. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 28, 2011 10:15 PM (pW2o

Yeah, that's what that article indicated.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:19 PM (JSetw)

55 fuck yeungling....headache beer...

gimme a rolling rock or an ahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:19 PM (dwOwg)

56 Well, I have to give Al Gore credit.

He said Global Warming was here to stay, and dammit it all if I don't have feet of global warming in front of my house with no chance its going away any time soon.

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2011 06:19 PM (bgcml)

57 All right! Call sign "Redeye".

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:20 PM (lYVh8)

58 Pakistan is projected to overtake Indonesia as the most populous Muslim country. I bet they won't. Nukes have a nasty side effect in regard to densely populated urban centers and something tells me that Pakistan is headed down that road.

Wars and rumors of wars...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:20 PM (U6Dc3)

59 I.C. Light 4 LIFE

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:20 PM (DKV43)

60

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 10:16 PM (62W/G)

Ah damn.  I guess I'll be doing taxes on Sunday then too.  Crap.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:20 PM (BuYeH)

61 Liberal: You're probably just saying that because the captain's black.

There's a reason the white man went after Captain BLACKbeard.


Posted by: Your Average Liberal at January 28, 2011 06:21 PM (bgcml)

62 Filled up the truck this evening with what I expect to be the last of $2.75/gal gas.  Gas station was doing steady business too. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 06:21 PM (XBM1t)

63

Eeeeeeeeeeew..Saranac Vanilla Stout..No good fookin. The holiday beer packs aren't what they used to be.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:21 PM (62W/G)

64 wait..."Top Gun" came out 25 years ago?  Winning The Future?

Posted by: AltonJackson, TheElder (High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar) at January 28, 2011 06:21 PM (jzOkH)

65 57 All right! Call sign "Redeye".

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 10:20 PM (lYVh

My callsign from the TopGun generator sucked.  I'm sticking with my real one "Mojo".

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:21 PM (Mv/2X)

66 I actually prefer evil capitalist chocolate.  It's darker.

RACIST!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 06:22 PM (f1va7)

67

When they bring back Fantasy Island, you know the end is neigh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:03 PM (c0A3e)

They did that already.  Or do you mean bring it back again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:22 PM (oVQFe)

68 Oh, what might have been.  I was partial to teh Fred, but seeing 'Josh Painter' makes me yearn for how things might be different if we had teh Fred instead of Obambi. 

Posted by: some wench at January 28, 2011 06:22 PM (bqjJT)

69 Dare we ask, CDR M? I mean, how bad could it be, "Love Muffin"?

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:22 PM (lYVh8)

70 16 Discounted pyramid tours!!!

Better get there when you can.

The hardcore Islamists don't like the pyramids, as they are products of an infidel culture.  If the MB gets total control of Egypt, the pyramids, the Sphinx, and all the treasures from Egyptian antiquity will meet the same fate as the Buddhist statues in Afghanistan. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:22 PM (U6Dc3)

71 Hubby got "Casino."  I kind of like that. 

Posted by: Lt. "Shark" Y-not at January 28, 2011 06:23 PM (pW2o8)

72 I had no idea what the answer to the psychopath test was, is that good or bad?

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 06:23 PM (9RFH1)

73 RACIST!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 10:22 PM (f1va7

No, racist would be calling it white chocolate.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:23 PM (A0VTZ)

74 Remember when the U.N. issued a report that said the Himalayan Glaciers would all be melted within a quarter cetnury?

I think that to make things easier, we should just talk about what aspects of Global Warming that the media hyped that aren't false, a hoax, and/or a mistake.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2011 06:24 PM (bgcml)

75 You shouldn't be drinking anything but Milk this late, young lady! Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:16 PM (KLqqq) ------ I'm a guy

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:24 PM (c5RQr)

76 62 Filled up the truck this evening with what I expect to be the last of $2.75/gal gas.  Gas station was doing steady business too. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 10:21 PM (XBM1t)

You must live in Camden, NJ and know Vinnie Schazzafozzi.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:24 PM (62W/G)

77  72 I had no idea what the answer to the psychopath test was, is that good or bad?

That's good. 

It's bad if you get it because it shows you think like a psychopath. 

Posted by: "Shark" Y-not at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (pW2o8)

78 Damnit! The sidebar sidetracked me again and I wound up wandering around for about a half hours.

I did find this cuteness while there.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (piMMO)

79 beeerzzzzzzzzzzz....

iron city= first beer of my life, im from pittsburgh, dont hate, we rock and we put the "iso" in "isolationist.

rolling rock= it smells bad but you aint gettin a bad hangover from it.

michelob= teh ghey

miller= teh morr ghey

budwesier= the king is good to me, the king will always be good to me.

icehouse= refreshing...but its the threshold before you enter the dark worold of homelessness and king kobra....old english....

mickey's= youre an idiot.


Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (dwOwg)

80

They did that already.  Or do you mean bring it back again.

Oh dear.  I should have figured they had a remake of it, given that absolutely nothing is sacred these days. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (U6Dc3)

81 If the MB gets total control of Egypt, the pyramids, the Sphinx, and all the treasures from Egyptian antiquity will meet the same fate as the Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

I remember lefties getting their panties all bunched over those Buddhist statues.  August 2001, before the Taliban became the good guys.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (4ucxv)

82 hi all
Flapjackmaka you are 17?  isn't it past your bedtime?

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:25 PM (pqsMB)

83 Wait, what??? We better keep this on the downlow. Wouldn't want the Prez getting all worked wee-wee'd up over this.

Obama's on the downlow? So, uh, yeah, I didn't see him at the bathhouse last night. And by didn't see him, I mean he was behind the wall the whole time...IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Some Fabulous Liberal at January 28, 2011 06:26 PM (bgcml)

84 Filled up the truck this evening with what I expect to be the last of $2.75/gal gas. Gas station was doing steady business too. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 10:21 PM (XBM1t) ------------ That is cheap. Here in Montco PA, it's $3.30/gal. DO you live in Utah?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:26 PM (c5RQr)

85 It's bad if you get it because it shows you think like a psychopath.

Or you watch a lot of one-hour crime dramas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:27 PM (4ucxv)

86 When they bring back Fantasy Island, you know the end is neigh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:03 PM (c0A3e)

Already happened.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158408/

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2011 06:27 PM (bgcml)

87 75 You shouldn't be drinking anything but Milk this late, young lady!

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:16 PM (KLqqq)
------
I'm a guy

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:24 PM (c5RQr)

Now that we got that cleared up...Your sign???

 

Posted by: Pvt Manning at January 28, 2011 06:27 PM (62W/G)

88

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 10:25 PM (dwOwg)

Yeah, but what about Old English 800???

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:27 PM (A0VTZ)

89 Watched a large chunk of the Gibbs presser. I could almost feel sorry for the incompetent boob if I didn't realize that he's essentially spent two years flat-out lying his ass off every day.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:27 PM (lYVh8)

90 Now that we got that cleared up...Your sign??? Posted by: Pvt Manning at January 28, 2011 10:27 PM (62W/G) ------------------- heh. Taurus. I here they made a new zodiac or something. Not sure though.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:28 PM (c5RQr)

91

And since there's a Star Wars Death Star video I'll present the true ending to Return of the Jedi.  Ace hardest hit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:28 PM (oVQFe)

92 "Yeah, but what about Old English 800???"

---i'll go into battle with that beer....dont hate.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:29 PM (dwOwg)

93 O'Doul's for you lightweights

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 06:29 PM (3OCZw)

94 That's good. 

It's bad if you get it because it shows you think like a psychopath.


Ahh, kewl, nice to know i'm normal.



*resumes skinning hobo*

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 06:29 PM (9RFH1)

95 59 I.C. Light 4 LIFE

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 10:20 PM (DKV43)


*SPEW* that crap is nasty

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:29 PM (pqsMB)

96 86 I knew I remembered correctly.Shit gets remade time and again,sometimes going off the air so fast you forget it ever existed.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2011 06:29 PM (T4ZvL)

97 hey!  what kind of bad-ass TopGun callsign is "Olive"?  Alton "Olive" Jackson?  really?

I want a do-over

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 10:10 PM (jzOkH)

Hey, that used to be, hic, my nickname. Any bah in, hic, Bahstun, ask them if, hic, they knew Olive Another Round. 

Where the hell are me, hic, keys.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (bgcml)

98 No, racist would be calling it white chocolate.

That was my nickname in high school!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (f1va7)

99 Roger. Welcome to the club, Lt. Chem 'Leech' Jeff


meh

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (pqsMB)

100 The great thing about Obamas handling of Egypt is that he had such great instincts in Honduras that he can fall back on. By the way, I get worried when all of a sudden everyone is all gung ho to toss Mubarak and get peace and love to fill the vacuum.

Posted by: jjshaka at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (Ffkgb)

101 Barney Frank's callsign turned out to be "Backdoor".

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (BuYeH)

102 When 2/3 of the population is under 50yrs old and have no job..well; sounds like the middle east needs a planned parent hood program.

Hey, we have about 20 of them!

Posted by: Detriot at January 28, 2011 06:30 PM (bgcml)

103 Watched a large chunk of the Gibbs presser. I could almost feel sorry for the incompetent boob if I didn't realize that he's essentially spent two years flat-out lying his ass off every day. Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 10:27 PM (lYVh --------------------------- I just don't see how Obama's at the 49% (It's going down after SOTU). He has a bad press secretary for two years. Has HOLDER as AG with the black panther case. And has turbo timmy as treasurer. ughh. What are your thoughts of MB taking over Egypt. Is Obama copying Carter's play?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (c5RQr)

104 When they bring back Fantasy Island, you know the end is neigh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:03 PM (c0A3e)

I refuse to believe that the end is neigh until they bring back Mr. Ed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (kaalw)

105 king kobra= the beer of the zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (dwOwg)

106 Taurus.
I here they made a new zodiac or something. Not sure though.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:28 PM (c5RQr)

Yes, its called Obama..new month to follow. 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (62W/G)

107 Yuengling is the Anglicized version of the German term for "young man"
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:11 PM (U6Dc3)

Few things I enjoy more then sucking down a Yuengling.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (bgcml)

108

Guiness.

All other Beers are merely a beverage.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (KLqqq)

109 ---i'll go into battle with that beer....dont hate.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 10:29 PM (dwOwg)

Not hating.  I've enjoyed a 40 of OE once upon a time.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:31 PM (A0VTZ)

110 Heh, my call sign is Cherokee.  Nothing.  So sweet I get to piss off the Indians.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:32 PM (oVQFe)

111 That is cheap. Here in Montco PA, it's $3.30/gal. DO you live in Utah?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:26 PM (c5RQr)

Ouch @ $3.30/gal!  Shiner country (Dr. Pepper for soft drink drinkers)

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 06:32 PM (XBM1t)

112 97 86 I knew I remembered correctly.Shit gets remade time and again,sometimes going off the air so fast you forget it ever existed.

I was busy watching WWF during that perido, so I missed this remake.

What do they call it when a show is resurrected for a third time?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:32 PM (U6Dc3)

113

Guiness.

+1

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:32 PM (A0VTZ)

114

Guiness.

All other Beers are merely a beverage.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (KLqqq)

That's it.  I'm stopping by the store on the way home.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 06:32 PM (BuYeH)

115

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (c5RQr)

You are a 17 year old dude?  No wonder you are obsessed with Sarah palin. 

Man, I feel sorry for your Tube Socks this election cycle.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:33 PM (KLqqq)

116

I refuse to believe that the end is neigh until they bring back Mr. Ed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (kaalw)

Have you seen the new Hawaii 5-0??

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:33 PM (62W/G)

117 "

Guiness.

All other Beers are merely a beverage."



---fuck that soccer beer. go kick a faggy goal with that roofing tar.


give me an icehouse or an iron city and hand me an axe, i guarantee victory.


Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:33 PM (dwOwg)

118 More on women and math: http://tinyurl.com/48e7fma If you're gonna lie about the size of Mr. Johnson, focus on the funbags!

Posted by: USA at January 28, 2011 06:33 PM (YZISw)

119 It isn't a "real" test.  But there are some very good ones that have been developed in the last couple of decades, such as the PCL-R or the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. 


Posted by: SurferDoc at January 28, 2011 06:34 PM (o3bYL)

120 That was my nickname in high school!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2011 10:30 PM (f1va7)

Heh.  The basketball player, Jason Williams holds the same NN. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:34 PM (A0VTZ)

121

Guiness.

All other Beers are merely a beverage.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (KLqqq)

That's it.  I'm stopping by the store on the way home.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 10:32 PM (BuYeH)

Aaaah...black n tan!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:34 PM (62W/G)

122 I submit the conversation would have been much shorter than at the link.

Tea Partier:
Alert the captain! There's a huge iceberg up ahead and we're headed straight for it! If we don't turn the ship aside now, we're doomed!

Liberal: Well it no doubt broke away due to global warming brought on by big oil and SUV emissions!

 Tea Partier: Well, in that case, there's probably nothing to fear. It will surely melt before we arrive. You stay here. I'll be right back.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 28, 2011 06:35 PM (piMMO)

123 I remember lefties getting their panties all bunched over those Buddhist statues.  August 2001, before the Taliban became the good guys.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:25 PM (4ucxv)

I still remember in the late 90s when the professional feminists were screaming that the only reason we didn't knock off the Taliban was because we were an evil patriarchal society.

Now half of them could care less whether we stay or go and the other half want to end "Bush's War".

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2011 06:35 PM (bgcml)

124 When 2/3 of the population is under 50yrs old and have no job..well; sounds like the middle east needs a planned parent hood program.


More goats?

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2011 06:35 PM (QgmBR)

125 (Sammy Smith's Oatmeal or Imperial Stouts are the only substitute)

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:35 PM (KLqqq)

126 Screenshot of Windows 1.0 which turned 25 just the other day

At least I think that's what it is, some would say it's Pixy's screen capture

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 06:35 PM (vdfwz)

127 Man all this beer talk is making me want to go out and get some beer.

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:36 PM (pqsMB)

128 Few things I enjoy more then sucking down a Yuengling.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (bgcml)

You were saying...

 

Posted by: Pvt Manning at January 28, 2011 06:36 PM (62W/G)

129 105 I refuse to believe that the end is neigh until they bring back Mr. Ed.


LOL-- and what's more is that they could do it with the original Wilbur. Alan Young is 91, but he still does some programs. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 06:36 PM (sZ+lP)

130 You are a 17 year old dude? No wonder you are obsessed with Sarah palin. Man, I feel sorry for your Tube Socks this election cycle. Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:33 PM (KLqqq) ------------------------ lol what? Ace was so pissed at Palin backers today. I think he was mad about the straw poll.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:37 PM (c5RQr)

131 The only thing Guinness is good for is baking chocolate cake. Although pretty much any stout works; made one last week with Horny Goat Milk Stout.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:37 PM (4ucxv)

132

 icehouse or an iron city

man can't live on piss alone.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:37 PM (KLqqq)

133 I just don't see how Obama's at the 49% (It's going down after SOTU). He has a bad press secretary for two years. Has HOLDER as AG with the black panther case. And has turbo timmy as treasurer. ughh.

What are your thoughts of MB taking over Egypt. Is Obama copying Carter's play?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (c5RQr)

I figure that, by November 1, 2012, every poll except Rasmussen will be sampling Obama Party members at 80% of the electorate to keep Black Narcissus at 49% and talk about his "inevitability".

Meanwhile, Obama is voting present. He doesn't care if Egypt is run by Mubarak, the Muslim Brotherhood, or Barry Manilow, just as long as he doesn't have to do anything about it.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:37 PM (lYVh8)

134 OMG australian rules rugby??? WTF is this queer shit?

good lord, i need eye bleach....

*cracking another burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (dwOwg)

135 Heh, my call sign is Cherokee.  Nothing.  So sweet I get to piss off the Indians.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 10:32 PM (oVQFe)

Nah, they're pretty laid back. Just but two Slushies next time and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (bgcml)

136

Saranac Vanilla Stout..no good fuckin.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (62W/G)

137 128 Man all this beer talk is making me want to go out and get some beer.

You'd better be taking a high-speed rail train...

Btw, I heard a radio advertisement for "carbon-neutral" wine a few weeks ago. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (U6Dc3)

138 15 That United States of Beer map is pretty awful. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:04 PM (4ucxv)

Yeah.  Reading the article its not based on anything more than what the writers think which beer would go with what state.  Doesn't even seem like they went with "most popular" or any sort of reasonable basis at all.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (oVQFe)

139 Does anyone remember American Beer?  Red white and blue can.  Cheap as hell.  Cheaper than Natty Light.  Haven't seen it in years.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (A0VTZ)

140 shit, my call sign is "Lobster"

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:38 PM (DKV43)

141 While deserves to get the bum's rush, the vacuum left will not be filled by Lebanese Protest Babes, but by the Muslim Brotherhood

Once again, 70s deja vu , just like Iran in 79

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 06:39 PM (vdfwz)

142

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:37 PM (4ucxv)

 Get back in the Kitchen and make me a Sammich before you bake me my Chocolate Stout Cake!

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:39 PM (KLqqq)

143
What do they call it when a show is resurrected for a third time?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 10:32 PM (U6Dc3)

Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:39 PM (lYVh8)

144 I tried to take the Top Gun name test, but it just laughed at me. Said something about "barely being able to ride a little girl's training wheel bike, how could I be a Top Gun?"

Now I'm gonna have to shut down the internet.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2011 06:39 PM (KJ2Yf)

145

 icehouse or an iron city

man can't live on piss alone.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 10:37 PM (KLqqq)

My thoughts exactly.

 

 

Posted by: Pvt Manning at January 28, 2011 06:39 PM (62W/G)

146 I did not read the answer, but I am going to take a wild guess.... She did it because she was influence by Sarah Palin's Target Map of Democratic Congressional Disticts?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 28, 2011 06:40 PM (NYW94)

147 More on women and math:

I went to college with a woman who was almost made Miss America (runner up for her state). If you talked with her it was all tee hee I'm Barbie. But then she ended up finishing near the top of her class...with a degree in Math.


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (bgcml)

148 "man can't live on piss alone."

---youre gay and ur mom dresses you funny.

get off world of warcraft turn on motorhead, drink an iron city and icehouse.

quit being a fucking pansy.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (dwOwg)

149 Sentry is my new call sign. Much better than my old one of Stupid Ass that my parents gave me..

Posted by: sifty at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (96ttX)

150 Damn, that Chocalate Cake sounds good...

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (KLqqq)

151 Grace Kelly !!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (UqKQV)

152 More goats?

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2011 10:35 PM (QgmBR)

Uh...eat more beef?

Posted by: Some Goat at January 28, 2011 06:41 PM (bgcml)

153 I just don't see how Obama's at the 49% (It's going down after SOTU)

I think it's because a lot of non-hardcore-partisan people want to give him the benefit of the doubt - a sort-of reverse Bradley effect.

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (pqsMB)

154

Aaah. Fred Thompson..the disapointment still burns.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (62W/G)

155

I refuse to believe that the end is neigh until they bring back Mr. Ed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 10:31 PM (kaalw)

And it's cthulhu the vocabulary monster for the win!

Posted by: RushBabe at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (urYpw)

156 What does Henry Kissinger have to say about all this ? Is he still alive ?

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (3OCZw)

157 82 hi all
Flapjackmaka you are 17?  isn't it past your bedtime?

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 10:25 PM (pqsMB)

Relax, it's not a school night...

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (kaalw)

158

get off world of warcraft turn on motorhead, drink an iron city and icehouse.

You sound drunk.  Which piss water are you drinking tonight?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:42 PM (A0VTZ)

159 Call sign is "Longhorn"

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:43 PM (c5RQr)

160 150 Sentry is my new call sign. Much better than my old one of Stupid Ass that my parents gave me..

My parent's call sign for me was Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 28, 2011 06:43 PM (U6Dc3)

161 "You sound drunk.  Which piss water are you drinking tonight?"


---spoken like a true college metro. go drink your pastry beer loser.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (dwOwg)

162 Mmmmmm...Yuengling is my favorite!

Posted by: antisocialist at January 28, 2011 10:08 PM (Rwudm)

Yuengling is a marketing case study.  When I was in school at Elizabethtown College circa 1981, Yuengling was the cheapest purchase at Brothers' beer, next to the Hillcrest Supper Club.  $5.65 for a case of 16 oz. returnables (granted, the Lager was still in the offing, but the beer was still excellent). 

They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.  Their sales more than quadrupled in 5 years

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (c1oyg)

163 140 Does anyone remember American Beer?  Red white and blue can.  Cheap as hell.  Cheaper than Natty Light.  Haven't seen it in years.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 10:38 PM (A0VTZ)


Red White & Blue. Reject Pabst.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (9Pzy7)

164 I still remember in the late 90s when the professional feminists were screaming that the only reason we didn't knock off the Taliban was because we were an evil patriarchal society.

Mark Steyn used to say that if we ever sent troops to free Tibet*, all the "Free Tibet" bumpstickers would be replaced with "Imperial US out of Tibet NOW!" in about 24 hour.

* Free Tibet! With qualifying purchase of Nepal; while supplies last; void where prohibted by law.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (4ucxv)

165 I once went to the same dentist as Phyllis George ( Miss America 1970-something ) -- she was a student at NTSU; I taught there

Life is just a box of coincidences

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (UqKQV)

166 If these protests spread to Saudi Arabia , get those odd-even plates ready so you can wait in line for hours to pump 5 gallons of gas at 6 bucks a gallon

Then a speech by King Barry telling us that we suck and we have to freeze in the dark

Chris Matthews will pass out from orgasm at that speech

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 06:44 PM (vdfwz)

167

get off world of warcraft turn on motorhead, drink an iron city and icehouse.

You sound drunk.  Which piss water are you drinking tonight?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 10:42 PM (A0VTZ)

Sounds like someone needs a shot of Jameson and/or a good ass kickin.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:45 PM (62W/G)

168 They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.

Regional. They only distribute to ten states.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:45 PM (4ucxv)

169

get off world of warcraft turn on motorhead, drink an iron city and icehouse.

quit being a fucking pansy.

not a gamer.  Seen Mortorhead 3-4 times.  Good Stuff.  No Slayer.  But Lemmy is the man, no doubt.

If you said that to my face, I'd gut you.  Now back to jerkin' off to pictures of Sydney Crosby with you.

 

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:45 PM (KLqqq)

170 argh you guys are killing me
okay, it's off to get some beer
be right back

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (pqsMB)

171 My parent's call sign for me was Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 28, 2011 10:43 PM

that's some funny shit
timeless, really.  You can go back and listen to his stuff from 30+ years ago and it's still funny

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (jzOkH)

172 Sometimes I wonder about that call sign generator, given that it just spit out "Lieutenant George 'Tonight' Washington".

No wonder Martha always had a smile on her face in the portraits.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (lYVh8)

173

They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.  Their sales more than quadrupled in 5 years

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM (c1oyg)

Eh...I still dig it.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (62W/G)

174 spoken like a true college metro. go drink your pastry beer loser.

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM (dwOwg)

White wine here brah. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (A0VTZ)

175 So how uninventive do you have to be to name your daughter Mädchen? Did the Amicks just run out of time to fill out the form or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (bgcml)

176 Lucky Lager and Black Label. Used to go through tons of that shit. My liver tried to get a restraining order.

Posted by: sifty at January 28, 2011 06:46 PM (96ttX)

177 Union Jack by Firestone is a pretty kick-ass beer.

Posted by: Lt. Sentry at January 28, 2011 06:47 PM (96ttX)

178 Old Milwaukee.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2011 06:47 PM (9Pzy7)

179

They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.  Their sales more than quadrupled in 5 years

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM (c1oyg)

Eh...I still dig it.

 Especially 1.00 Yeunglings at my local VFW.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:47 PM (62W/G)

180 "If you said that to my face, I'd gut you.  Now back to jerkin' off to pictures of Sydney Crosby with you."


lol i'mma hafta beat that ass


put down that pastry beer your drinking. its hot cocoa with a faggy irish name.

newsflash= the irish are morons.

grab a real beer. join us in the end days, kick up some tunes and enter the fray.

dont be gay dude....

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:48 PM (dwOwg)

181 ahem, CDR M: Did you ever hear that people who can't spell "psychopath" just might be one...?

Posted by: PBRman at January 28, 2011 06:48 PM (vXagV)

182

Yuengling is a marketing case study.  When I was in school at Elizabethtown College circa 1981, Yuengling was the cheapest purchase at Brothers' beer, next to the Hillcrest Supper Club.  $5.65 for a case of 16 oz. returnables (granted, the Lager was still in the offing, but the beer was still excellent). 

They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.  Their sales more than quadrupled in 5 years

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM (c1oyg)

I think Pabst Blue Ribbon might have them beat in strategy.  They probably still exist because the Chinese pay top dollar for it.  And they happily pay more for it at a price we would probably laugh at the guy for charging for it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:48 PM (oVQFe)

183

They just changed their marketing strategy from regional blue collar bar beer to national niche microbrew.  Their sales more than quadrupled in 5 years

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM

Leinenkugel (sp?) did the same thing.  They took a dirt cheap beer of last resort, made some spiffy new labels, and cashed in on the microbrewery craze

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (jzOkH)

184 Now that we got that cleared up...Your sign???



Posted by: Pvt Manning at January 28, 2011 10:27 PM (62W/G)
-------------------
heh.
Taurus.
I here they made a new zodiac or something. Not sure though.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:28 PM (c5RQr)

Er, uh, do you know who Pvt Manning is?

Posted by: RushBabe Feeling Bad for the Young 'Un. at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (urYpw)

185 'Colleen' means 'girl' in Irish  -- 'boy' is 'gombeen' but no one names their son Gombeen

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (UqKQV)

186 Sorry. Texan through and through, got to go with Shiner Bock.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (lYVh8)

187 Ace was so pissed at Palin backers today. I think he was mad about the straw poll.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:37 PM (c5RQr)

Sure, that.  But more than likely, it's your handle. 

Ace's alter ego is Flapjackofferer.  He's never been promoted to -maker. 

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (KLqqq)

188 Had a couple of glasses in Mexico... Corona tastes like piss.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (c5RQr)

189 Rolling Rock

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 28, 2011 06:49 PM (o3bYL)

190

Black Label....I remember that one.  Old Mil of course. 

I remember Rainier Ice when visiting a few friends in the Northwest.  That shit was nasty. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:50 PM (A0VTZ)

191 171 argh you guys are killing me
okay, it's off to get some beer
be right back

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 10:46 PM (pqsMB)

I hope your bycicle is insured and registered.

 

Posted by: your future at January 28, 2011 06:50 PM (62W/G)

192

Heineken and Guinness are much better suited as composting agents than for human consumption.

 

Pour me a Shiner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 06:50 PM (XBM1t)

193 189 Had a couple of glasses in Mexico... Corona tastes like piss.

Why do you think Corona is bright yellow and is offered with limes?   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:51 PM (U6Dc3)

194 I think Pabst Blue Ribbon might have them beat in strategy.  They probably still exist because the Chinese stupid hipsters pay top dollar for it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:51 PM (4ucxv)

195

Old Milwaukee.

Pounder!

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 06:51 PM (KLqqq)

196 They brew Corona in the Chihuahua puppy mills in Tijuana.

Posted by: Lt. Sentry at January 28, 2011 06:51 PM (96ttX)

197 190 Rolling Rock

This!  Mpfs's family hooked me onto that brew.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 06:51 PM (U6Dc3)

198

Magic Hat is a good beer.

Let's face it, there are a ton of good beers out there.

I just had Amstel Light for the first time and it was very good

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:52 PM (DKV43)

199 Dude, we've corrupted a 17-year-old? Am I officially allowed into the "Get off my lawn" club now?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 28, 2011 06:52 PM (8uDC8)

200

I think Pabst Blue Ribbon might have them beat in strategy.  They probably still exist because the Chinese pay top dollar for it.  And they happily pay more for it at a price we would probably laugh at the guy for charging for it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 10:48 PM (oVQFe)

You're probably right. I'll never forget hearing our new VP of China operations (local national) extolling the virtues of Buick as a luxury car brand.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:52 PM (lYVh8)

201 I wonder why Iron City never caught on outside of Pennsylvania, other than hobos outside the state won't even touch it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 06:53 PM (vdfwz)

202 Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Posted by: Frank Booth at January 28, 2011 06:53 PM (9Pzy7)

203 "Heineken and Guinness are much better suited as composting agents than for human consumption."

piss on them beers, its cup-o-soup for soccer morons. let em drink their odin-piss.

odin's a suicidal pussy

gimme a budweiser, plain, simple and youll knock a cop out with it.

icehouse turns you into an arsonist.

iron city has you eating bad food and cussing out the neighbors wife.

thats real beer.


college stout drinkers belong at french movie festivals with undefed women, fuck em.


Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:53 PM (dwOwg)

204 Let's face it, there are a ton of good beers out there.

When I was in NY, I missed WI beers.  Now I miss East Coast beers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 06:54 PM (4ucxv)

205 Why do you think Corona is bright yellow and is offered with limes? -------------- yea. Kinda suspicious. I looked at the map. I'm surprised it's Florida. Thought it would be CA with all those mexicans.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:54 PM (c5RQr)

206 Schaefer Beer had the bestest motto of all time:

"The one to have when you're having more than one"

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 06:54 PM (jzOkH)

207

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 10:28 PM (c5RQr)

Er, uh, do you know who Pvt Manning is?

Posted by: RushBabe Feeling Bad for the Young 'Un. at January 28, 2011 10:49 PM (urYpw)

Babe...now you know why were fucked.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:54 PM (62W/G)

208 Never had Iron City....sampled Steel Reserve a few times though.  Made Old E seem high quality.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 28, 2011 06:54 PM (A0VTZ)

209 187 Sorry. Texan through and through, got to go with Shiner Bock.

Same here.

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 06:55 PM (9RFH1)

210 I think Pabst Blue Ribbon might have them beat in strategy.  They probably still exist because the Chinese stupid hipsters pay top dollar for it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:51 PM (4ucxv)

I might be showing my age (or my relative affluence) but I didn't know they still made PBR.  I just remember PBRs were so filling that you were done with three

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 06:55 PM (c1oyg)

211 --> Billy Beer

Posted by: Arbalest at January 28, 2011 06:55 PM (VpST6)

212 195 I think Pabst Blue Ribbon might have them beat in strategy.  They probably still exist because the Chinese stupid hipsters pay top dollar for it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 10:51 PM (4ucxv)

Nope I think even the Hipsters douchebags would refuse to pay the amount the Chinese do for it.  They market it like Champagne over there.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 06:56 PM (oVQFe)

213 Duff.

Posted by: Homer at January 28, 2011 06:56 PM (9Pzy7)

214 Important safety tip:

Do not show up to a Mexican's BBQ with a case of Corona. They'll think you are a dipshit.

Bring Dos Equis or Negro Modelo and you may survive to eat some carnitas.

Posted by: Lt. Sentry at January 28, 2011 06:56 PM (96ttX)

215 Schotz.

Posted by: Laverne at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (9Pzy7)

216 Er, uh, do you know who Pvt Manning is? -------------- Yeah, gay guy soldier and all yada yada

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (c5RQr)

217 Sock?  I guess it knows I came over from Ace.

Posted by: someone out there at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (CYPhF)

218 Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Posted by: Frank Booth at January 28, 2011 10:53 PM (9Pzy7)

Second time I went to Europe, I went to the Heineken brewery and took the tour in Dutch. Towards the end, the guide was going on about how it's brewed with only the finest water, yadda yadda; he then pointed to the canal outside the window and smiled, "Except that's what we use for export."

His smile faded a bit when he asked if I had enjoyed the tour and I answered in English.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (lYVh8)

219 At least they got the right beer for California. With all the good alternatives, Stone stands proudly above.

And for those who are wondering why, "you're not worthy."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (kaalw)

220 Bring Dos Equis or Negro Modelo and you may survive to eat some carnitas.

Posted by: Lt. Sentry at January 28, 2011 10:56 PM (96ttX)

Larry Mondelo's black?

Posted by: June Cleaver at January 28, 2011 06:57 PM (urYpw)

221

Do they still make Jacob's Best?

I remember in highschool we bought it once and it was $7.99 for 30

It was freaking rancid

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (DKV43)

222 Carling Cream Ale.  (Piss would probably be a step up, or so they used to say.)

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (o3bYL)

223 I wonder why Iron City never caught on outside of Pennsylvania, other than hobos outside the state won't even touch it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 10:53 PM (vdfwz)

IC Light was the first really good light beer, as I recall.  I used to drive to Pittsburgh all the time on business, and friends used to hit me up for cases

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (c1oyg)

224 208 Schaefer Beer had the bestest motto of all time:

"The one to have when you're having more than one"

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 10:54 PM (jzOkH)

Yeah...I don't get it.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (62W/G)

225 What the hell, CDR M?! Your bullshit call sign generator named me "Porkins".

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (FePvp)

226 Posted by: sickinmass at January 28, 2011 10:53 PM (1rflU)

I actually thought Soros owned Progressive, must have just been mis-remembering their chairmans ties to him.

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 06:58 PM (9RFH1)

227 90-was in Saudi in 2000, and hubby ordered a valentine's bouquet from a local florist. On the 14th, he called to say he was raided by the mutawwa, and all of his flowers confiscated, including my bouquet, which hubby had paid for. Because of the raid, and the subsequent fine, the florist couldn't pay the money back. He thought the mutawwa just wanted free flowers for their wives, and perhaps temporary wives. We also went for groceries that day, and noticed that all red paper/balloons/napkins/etc were missing. The manager said he had been visited too, and had to give all the merchandise to the mutawwa. It was the first time they had done it, and apparently it's now a tradition. Things just look peachy for Egypt.

Posted by: Lt. "Acrobat" moki at January 28, 2011 06:59 PM (dZmFh)

228 you know.....without RUSH....why does canada exist? that band is still amazing...

and what happened to us americans and brits with music? we sound like fucking assholes now lolol

lets get it together already....

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 06:59 PM (dwOwg)

229 They market it like Champagne over there.

...but High Life is the Champagne of Beer!

Related.  Look how much more they're charging for MGD than for beers you'd actually want to drink.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (4ucxv)

230 182 ahem, CDR M: Did you ever hear that people who can't spell "psychopath" just might be one...?

Posted by: PBRman at January 28, 2011 10:48 PM (vXagV)

Ooops.  Oh well.  Trying to fight a war here damnit and do the ONT.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (y67bA)

231 "I used to drive to Pittsburgh all the time on business, and friends used to hit me up for cases"


---did you have ur eagle tattoo then?

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (dwOwg)

232 Yeah, Schotz!

Posted by: Shirley at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (9Pzy7)

233 Soros has a large stake in JetBlue

plan your travel conservatively

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (jzOkH)

234 you know.....without RUSH....why does canada exist?

95% of the world's tuque supply.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 07:00 PM (4ucxv)

235 Bring Dos Equis or Negro Modelo and you may survive to eat some carnitas.

Posted by: Lt. Sentry at January 28, 2011 10:56 PM (96ttX)

Mmmm, Negro Modelo. And I loves me a good Peroni every now and again, especially when it's hot outside.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:01 PM (lYVh8)

236 226 What the hell, CDR M?! Your bullshit call sign generator named me "Porkins".

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 10:58 PM (FePvp)

Hmmm.  That's not good.  He died pretty early in Star Wars.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:01 PM (Mv/2X)

237 230-American Idol happened to US music.

Posted by: Lt. at January 28, 2011 07:02 PM (dZmFh)

238 IIRC, Piel's had Bert and Harry doing commercials on the radio and Ballantine's had Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner doing the 2000 year old brewmaster.


Ballantine's India Pale Ale is still mourned.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 28, 2011 07:03 PM (o3bYL)

239
Related.  Look how much more they're charging for MGD than for beers you'd actually want to drink.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 11:00 PM (4ucxv)

Or the strange inverse ratio that exists for things like Michelob Ultra, where the less beer there is in it, the higher the price is.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:03 PM (lYVh8)

240 230-American Idol happened to US music

true...

was watching the "gimme shelter" documentary....the nore i watch the altamont footage....the more i side with the hells angels...

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (dwOwg)

241 230 you know.....without RUSH....why does canada exist? that band is still amazing...

and what happened to us americans and brits with music? we sound like fucking assholes now lolol

lets get it together already....

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 10:59 PM (dwOwg)

You obviously haven't heard of Evans Blue.

And  Shania Twain for you homo's of course.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (62W/G)

242 Never had Iron City...

Well - first imagine Bud Light.  Then, imagine that the Bud Light was brewed with water that's been percolating through slag heaps.  That's Iron City.

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (pqsMB)

243 238 226 What the hell, CDR M?! Your bullshit call sign generator named me "Porkins".

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 10:58 PM (FePvp)

Hmmm.  That's not good.  He died pretty early in Star Wars.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 11:01 PM (Mv/2X)

And pretty badly.  Basically just crashed into the Deathstar without anyone shooting him down.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (oVQFe)

244 Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

Kind of like the Simpsons Halloween where Flanders is Big Brother

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (vdfwz)

245

Think what the leftie actors do to themselves.  Not that they care.  Alec Baldwin was in Hunt for Red October and I was pissed when they replaced him in the sequels with Harrison Ford, not that there was anything wrong with Harrison Ford.  I just liked the character Baldwin had developed better for the part.  I also liked him in Beetlejuice.  Now I can't stand the site of him.  The people who sunk their money into bringing out those movies now own a product that isn't worth as much.  Kinda like the Police Squad movies that had OJ in them.  I hate those leftist know it all elitists that can't keep their mouths shut.

Richard Dreyfus for example.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (EH4cc)

246 You haven't lived until you have had Red Horse beer in the Philippines.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:04 PM (BuYeH)

247 and what happened to us americans and brits with music? we sound like fucking assholes now lolol

We resemble that remark!

Posted by: Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber at January 28, 2011 07:05 PM (pqsMB)

248 All you kids get off my lawn.

When I was growing up, Schlitz was the beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon was also on the same level as Bud, Miller and Schlitz. PBR even had a budget beer called "Red, White & Blue", which was teh beer of choice for an underaged MrCaniac.

I don't even want to get into Champale, Country Club. and Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Posted by: "Longdong" MrCaniac at January 28, 2011 07:05 PM (oREHE)

249 Anybody ever sample the cool, refreshing Grainbelt?

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:05 PM (FIDMq)

250 We went looking for new music cd's during Christmas time with some gift certificates. We walked out with Johnny Cash American IV and V and a Waylon Jennings Greatest Hits for the truck. Just couldn't bring ourselves to buy the new shit.

I buy the new Knopfler album every couple years but that's about it.

Posted by: Lt. "Sentry" sifty at January 28, 2011 07:06 PM (96ttX)

251 Roger. Welcome to the club, Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish

Oh, dude.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 28, 2011 07:06 PM (4ucxv)

252 I'll submit some Olympia Gold up in this mufu.

Posted by: sifty at January 28, 2011 07:06 PM (96ttX)

253 I can't look at Danny Glover and Mel Gibson is getting on my nerves. 

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 28, 2011 07:07 PM (o3bYL)

254

235 Soros has a large stake in JetBlue

Fuck...since Hooters airline is gone, I think Jet Blue is the only way to fly into Myrtlr Beach.

    

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:07 PM (62W/G)

255 Anyone over 40 who lived in the NYC area must remember the horror that was Rheingold

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 07:07 PM (vdfwz)

256 Best beer I ever had was an ice-cold Pilsener in Ecuador, but since I was in the middle of a steamy jungle a Coors Light would probably have been just as enjoyable.

Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar at January 28, 2011 07:07 PM (d9sox)

257 246 Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

YES, now that you mention it - it could be taken from a scene in Brave New World or Gattaca

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:07 PM (pqsMB)

258

And  Shania Twain for you homo's of course.

I have new respect for Shania Twain. Anyone who marries the ex-husband of the woman with whom your former husband cheated on you has got some serious mojo going. That's like a double-backhanded bitch slap.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:08 PM (lYVh8)

259 My sign is 'Furor', which I might as well spell 'Fuehrer'.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2011 07:08 PM (FcR7P)

260
Just opened my last Leffe Abbey Ale cause of you beertards

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (3OCZw)

261 221 At least they got the right beer for California. With all the good alternatives, Stone stands proudly above.

And for those who are wondering why, "you're not worthy."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 10:57 PM (kaalw)

Yeah, I like a bottle of Arrogant Bastard or Double Bastard as a treat once in a while.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (cVmAn)

262 "escape from new york" soundtrack is still bad ass...

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (dwOwg)

263 Progressive Insurance, by the weirdos who brought you

Zardoz.

Posted by: Lt. "Sentry" sifty at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (96ttX)

264 As a Philly guy and Phillies fan I heard this jingle throughout my youth:

Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
The most rewarding flavor in this man's world
For people who are having fun
Schaefer's pleasure doen't fade
even when the beer is done

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (c1oyg)

265 Anyone ever try Flying Horse. They sell them at a indian resteraunt and my uncle got me one last year. good stuff.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (c5RQr)

266

oh and 'Wildwood', what am I a freaking Elf?  Avatar here I come!

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (FIDMq)

267

And  Shania Twain for you homo's of course.

Pass.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 07:09 PM (U6Dc3)

268 250 All you kids get off my lawn.

When I was growing up, Schlitz was the beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon was also on the same level as Bud, Miller and Schlitz. PBR even had a budget beer called "Red, White & Blue", which was teh beer of choice for an underaged MrCaniac.

I don't even want to get into Champale, Country Club. and Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Posted by: "Longdong" MrCaniac at January 28, 2011 11:05 PM (oREHE)

HEY! Don't you have a Model T to get hand-crank started or somthing??

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (62W/G)

269

Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

YES, now that you mention it - it could be taken from a scene in Brave New World or Gattaca

Epsilons don't need insurance.

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (DKV43)

270 That actress looks like my mother. And, I must be a psychopath.

Posted by: Chef Mindy at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (yMajY)

271

Anyone over 40 who lived in the NYC area must remember the horror that was Rheingold

Got a headache just reading that

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (3OCZw)

272 251 Anybody ever sample the cool, refreshing Grainbelt?

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 11:05 PM (FIDMq)

Or as my father used to say about it, come for the alcohol, stay for the gas.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (lYVh8)

273 Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar Can we ask what you were doing in the jungles of Ecuador?

Posted by: Lt. at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (dZmFh)

274 260:

Sounds like they did some wife-swapping and liked the new flavor better.

Posted by: Lt. at January 28, 2011 07:10 PM (96ttX)

275 HEY! Don't you have a Model T to get hand-crank started or somthing??

he's too busy fixing the gramophone

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:11 PM (pqsMB)

276 Restaurant *

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 28, 2011 07:11 PM (c5RQr)

277

Schilitz Malt Liquor was the strongest fricking beer back when I was growing up.  A keg of that stuff was fine.  PBR was good too. Anyone remember a beer called, Blatz or Milwaukee's Best? 

We used to get cases of Old Milwaukee long neck bottles in college and then use the cases as book shelves - a place for books is important ya know.  

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:12 PM (iHfo1)

278 Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

Bend over for your Re-Education, and SMILE!

Posted by: Flo at January 28, 2011 07:12 PM (vdfwz)

279 Anyone over 40 who lived in the NYC area must remember the horror that was Rheingold

Isn't that where Chelsea got married?

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:12 PM (4ucxv)

280 Anyone else here enjoy Hefferweisen beers in the summer?

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 07:12 PM (DKV43)

281 264 "escape from new york" soundtrack is still bad ass...

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 11:09 PM (dwOwg)

As was The Thing and Halloween.  I love that John Carpenter shiite.  They sampled his music in the trailer for The Thing prequel that is coming out later this year.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:13 PM (y67bA)

282 Anybody else remember Narragansett (aka Nasty-gansett)? Apparently, it's still around! www dot narragansettbeer dot com

Posted by: PBRman at January 28, 2011 07:13 PM (vXagV)

283 Oh, and sorry if the beer discussion was like 300 comments ago.  I just got home and keyed in on the beer stuff. 

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:13 PM (iHfo1)

284

Or as my father used to say about it, come for the alcohol, stay for the gas.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 28, 2011 11:10 PM (lYVh

Heh, awesome.  Shits awful, taste and otherwise

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:13 PM (FIDMq)

285 Blatz and Milwaukee's Best

guilty as charged on both counts, Your Honor

Posted by: AltonJackson, High Speed Smoked Salmon Czar at January 28, 2011 07:13 PM (jzOkH)

286 Anyone remember a beer called, Blatz

One of the major 19th century Milwaukee beer barons. I think it's still contract-brewed.

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:14 PM (4ucxv)

287 All right, if we're fondly remembering beers - I'll submit Hamms

I was always pestering my grandparents for sips

Posted by: some wench at January 28, 2011 07:14 PM (bqjJT)

288 285 Oh, and sorry if the beer discussion was like 300 comments ago.  I just got home and keyed in on the beer stuff.

Oh don't worry, the beer discussion is still ongoing

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:14 PM (pqsMB)

289 Old Cincinnati Beers:  Schoenling (especially with Bob Schreve), Wiedeman, Hudepohl, Little Kings, and Christian Moerlein.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:14 PM (EH4cc)

290 "As was The Thing and Halloween.  I love that John Carpenter shiite.  They sampled his music in the trailer for The Thing prequel that is coming out later this year."

----ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh theyre gonna ruin the thing? NOOOOOOOOOOO


my childhood is doomed...

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 07:14 PM (dwOwg)

291 Every summer when I was a kid, we'd go visit my other set of grandparents in Kansas. My parents would ditch us with them, then get into the station wagon with another couple that were friends of theirs, and then head off for the west at whatever warp factor a '76 Country Squire could manage.

When they came back, all four of them would be riding in the front seat, the back seat would be on the roof rack, and the bumper would be scraping the ruts on the driveway.

They would drive straight through to Denver, do shit for a week, and then load the car up in Golden on the way back with case upon case upon freaking CASE of Coors.


Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (lYVh8)

292 Anyone else here enjoy Hefferweisen beers in the summer?

Year-round. It's good with everything.

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (4ucxv)

293 So what's going on in Egypt?

Posted by: Some clueless fuck at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (Jx0x6)

294 Milwaukee's Worst in the 30pack is the rage down on the Reservation where the folks live. They use it like currency.

Posted by: sifty at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (96ttX)

295 Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

I'm waiting for "Flo" to to misjudge my arrival and soil those whites.  Just sayin'.  I'm a-waitin'

Posted by: Aunt Flo at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (c1oyg)

296 The Pschopath Test

 

I got the wrong answer that they wanted but mine was. That the guy was the sister and she killed her when she found out she had a sex change or at least part way to be a man. Killing her that way is a lot more reasonable than killing her to meet at the next funeral.

Posted by: Tjexcite at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (0oLjq)

297 I don't even want to get into Champale, Country Club. and Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Posted by: "Longdong" MrCaniac at January 28, 2011 11:05 PM (oREHE)

Schlitz Malt Liquor 32 oz was a fast and cheap buzz back in the day.  The very same qualities that were surprisingly captivating in the women I dated the girls that gave me pity sex.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (XBM1t)

298 +1 on the Amstel Light nod up above.

+1 on the Evans Blue reference too.


And anyone seen Being Human on SyFy? For those who have, is it wrong to really want to swap some ectoplasm with the hottie ghost chick?


Posted by: just a random Moron at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (KJ2Yf)

299 277 HEY! Don't you have a Model T to get hand-crank started or somthing??

he's too busy fixing the gramophone

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 11:11 PM

heheh very good.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:15 PM (62W/G)

300 285-no worries-it's beer, we all enjoy it. I remember Milwaukee's Best, by the way. It was the favorite of a frat I was a little sister for. It was also really, really cheap. They would splurge for Coors Light. Sorry-assed guys.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:16 PM (dZmFh)

301 This whole discussion reminds me of an experience I had in graduate school - so I was at a friend's place with some other buds, we were drinking and we decided to play a drinking game.  Now my friend LOVED malt liquor for some reason so that's what we were all drinking.  So we were playing this stupid card game a while when someone said "how long are we going to play"?  My friend said "let's play until someone hurls" at which point the guy sitting next to me said "too late"

it was a little gross

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:16 PM (pqsMB)

302 32 minutes until Cairo sunrise.

Posted by: Flavius Zoom Julius at January 28, 2011 07:16 PM (SJ6/3)

303 Blatz, the only beer name you can pronounce with your ass.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:16 PM (EH4cc)

304 295 So what's going on in Egypt?

Posted by: Some clueless fuck at January 28, 2011 11:15 PM (Jx0x6)

A Stargate has been found and it's been opened.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:17 PM (BuYeH)

305 Actually, it gave me "Focus". Apropos - I've been doing a shitload of photography lately. Grunts don't get callsigns. Occasionally, usually in Basic Training,you'll get a nickname. Mine was "Damage", which was nothing more than my drill sergeant not caring how my name was pronounced. I sure as hell wasn't going to correct him. So, one day, our platoon leader is told to get a detail together and he picks me. We go to the drill sergeant and he says, "PFC Johns reporting for detail, with Private Snuffy and Private D**a*g*e". The drill sergeant glare at me and says, "What's your name, private?" "Private D**a*g*e, Drill Sergeant", I say. "And what have I been calling you all this time?" "Damage, Drill Sergeant." His jaw muscles start bunching and clenching as he stalks over to me, until he's about an inch from my face and starts spraying me down with rage-spittle. "WELL, THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH, FUCKER!!!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 07:17 PM (FePvp)

306 I like Samuel Adams Boston Lager. What a shock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:17 PM (Jx0x6)

307 289 All right, if we're fondly remembering beers - I'll submit Hamms

I was always pestering my grandparents for sips

Posted by: some wench at January 28, 2011 11:14 PM (bqjJT)

"From the land of sky-blue waters....."

That was the one with the cartoon bear too, if I remember. Guess they were trying to get their market established early.

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:17 PM (lYVh8)

308 Moron. Do you realize you banned YouTube from this blog?

Posted by: Flavius Zoom Julius at January 28, 2011 07:17 PM (SJ6/3)

309 275: just a tourist...not on some kind of secret Delta Force mission to kill Predators or something cool like that. But that should be obvious with a swishy Top Gun name like Habitat.

Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar at January 28, 2011 07:18 PM (d9sox)

310 305 Blatz, the only beer name you can pronounce with your ass.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 11:16 PM (EH4cc)

LOL..my poor keyboard

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:18 PM (FIDMq)

311

When you order a beer do like Smokin' Joe

Order Lite Beer from Miller, and say no mo'

It's got a 3rd less calories than our regular beer

Light tastes great ya'll listen here

It's got a taste that makes me shout

Lite's less fillin' and that really knocks me out!

Posted by: Joe Frazier circa 1980 at January 28, 2011 07:18 PM (DLxD/)

312 Anyone else here enjoy Hefferweisen beers in the summer?

Gives you moose breath

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 07:19 PM (3OCZw)

313 "Blatz, the only beer name you can pronounce with your ass."

---lol no he didnt...

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 07:19 PM (dwOwg)

314 Fudd.

Posted by: guy incognito at January 28, 2011 07:20 PM (2rOwc)

315

What about  Two Börg? The beer of Danish Kings

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 07:20 PM (DKV43)

316 Anyone else here enjoy Hefferweisen beers in the summer?

Gives you moose breath

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 11:19 PM (3OCZw)

I do. Or you can do like the Germans do and mix up an Alsterwasser -- light pilsner or other yellow beer with lemonade. Much better than it sounds.

Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (lYVh8)

317 Posted by: guy incognito

Go back to Shelbyville.

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (4ucxv)

318

A bunch of us were driving up to a concert in high school years ago and my buddy had his dad's suburban with fully tinted windows.  So we zoom into a liquor store, someone had a fake ID, we buy a keg and then hook up a tapper and it flowed cold, real cold.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (iHfo1)

319 Old Milwaukee tastes as great as their name.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (SJ6/3)

320 You people had best start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (b+yWd)

321

Aahhh..Speaking of cheap. I remember the days of drinking meister brau and busch beer in the woods north Jersey...good times. My nephews have no idea  how to pick up chicks next to a bon fire..America dies a litttle bit every day.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (62W/G)

322 What about  Two Börg? The beer of Danish Kings

And its light version, Seven of Nine.

Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (lYVh8)

323

Posted by: str8 outta at January 28, 2011 11:14 PM (dwOwg)

Actually, the bootleg trailer for it looked really good.  Captured the feel of the original.  It takes place 2 days before the first The Thing.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (y67bA)

324 311-oh come on, it's the ONT. You could absolutely say you were rescuing villages from drug lords, and the chief repaid you for your kindness with river-cooled brewskis that fell from one of the drug planes you shot down with your Glock, because you were THAT awesome. We would totally believe you. Even with a call sign of Habitat.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:21 PM (dZmFh)

325 Or you can do like the Germans do and mix up an Alsterwasser -- light pilsner or other yellow beer with lemonade.

Hrm, I've had that, but they called it a Radler.

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:22 PM (4ucxv)

326

What about  Two Börg? The beer of Danish Kings

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 11:20 PM (DKV43)


I had some kind of beer in Denmark when I visited Copenhagen, but I forgot what kind cause I was too busy getting laid. Loved the Danes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:22 PM (Jx0x6)

327 Meister Brau, oh lord. I thought that stuff was banned for blinding hobos.

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:22 PM (lYVh8)

328 Ben, I think I had that Two Borg, before and it was good.  Did Trader Joes used to maybe carry it?

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:23 PM (iHfo1)

329 324 What about  Two Börg? The beer of Danish Kings

And its light version, Seven of Nine.

this might be one time where I prefer the light version over the regular verison

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:23 PM (pqsMB)

Posted by: Flo at January 28, 2011 07:23 PM (vdfwz)

331 John Smith and Kilkenny are some mighty fine beers over in Europe.  Also, Hell beer in Germany (southern portion) was out-fuckin'-standing.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:23 PM (cqZXM)

332 Sobriety is futile.

Posted by: Two Börg at January 28, 2011 07:23 PM (KJ2Yf)

333 Meisterbrau? LOL haven't heard that one in ages

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (pqsMB)

334 311 275: just a tourist...not on some kind of secret Delta Force mission to kill Predators or something cool like that. But that should be obvious with a swishy Top Gun name like Habitat.

Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar at January 28, 2011 11:18 PM (d9sox)

Sure your not some kind of eco ranger or somethin like that? 

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (FIDMq)

335 I loved Meister Brau, and Weidemann.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (SJ6/3)

336

>So what's going on in Egypt?

violence inspired by dangerous TEA Party rhetoric, I guess

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (b+yWd)

337 Now why did ya have to go and mention Meister Brau.  I'm getting all misty eyed now. 

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (iHfo1)

338 What about Two Börg? The beer of Danish Kings Posted by: Ben Thank you! That was what we drank in Hong Kong AND in Greece. As I recall, it was pretty good, too. Good thing, because Greek beer was nasty.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:24 PM (dZmFh)

339 Hrm, I've had that, but they called it a Radler.

That's Germany. Everything has a different name by region. It just gives them an excuse to yell at you when you get it wrong.

The other twist is the Berliner Weiss mit Schuss -- white beer with a shot of raspberry syrup. Make it the first one, not the last.

Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (lYVh8)

340

American beers have become so good I don't fuck with Irish pubs anymore.

SNIPA

Dogfish Head

Cigar City IPA (outstanding) to name a few

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (DLxD/)

341 Hey come to think of it that Two Borg used to be called Two Borg Gold.  No?

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (iHfo1)

342 Cheap beer along with cheap wine

Boone's Farm or Sangria

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (vdfwz)

343 Good thing, because Greek beer was nasty.

That's because they spend all their time making Ouzo and sodomy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (Jx0x6)

344 Go back to Shelbyville.
Go suck lemons, dick, but now I've got to see my attractive cousin about something.

Posted by: guy incognito at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (2rOwc)

345 Seven of Nine.  I'm really surprised they haven't come out with a blow up doll version of her yet.  Her borg attachments could really rock!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:25 PM (EH4cc)

346 Corsendonk, or 'OfCourseI'mDrunk'.  Good Trapist Brew.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:26 PM (KLqqq)

347 Boone's Farm was great and cheap. The top wine for drunken softball.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:26 PM (SJ6/3)

348 345- Heh!

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:27 PM (dZmFh)

349 Seven of Nine.  I'm really surprised they haven't come out with a blow up doll version of her yet.  Her borg attachments could really rock!

I'm surprised too, considering that the vast majority of her audience can't score with anything that doesn't have a deflation valve.

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:27 PM (lYVh8)

350 What were the Two Börg doing?
Sixty of nine.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:27 PM (2rOwc)

351 336: Ol' Painless: notice that I called it the jungle, not the rainforest. Does that sound like an eco ranger?

Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar at January 28, 2011 07:27 PM (d9sox)

352 borg attachments could really rock!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 11:25 PM

borg 'implants'

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:27 PM (FIDMq)

353

Then there was Lowenbrau.  The man's man manly beer.  For yuppie scum.

Even had a catchy jingle.  on youtube

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 07:28 PM (XBM1t)

354

borg 'implants'

No hers were naturals, oh you mean the mechanical stuff.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:29 PM (EH4cc)

355

CDR M checking in for duty.

 

Pssst, it's "reporting"--at least for all the big war hero types like me!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 28, 2011 07:29 PM (ihSHD)

356 That callsign generator is retarded.

I'm 6' tall, wear size 13 shoes, and I'm German and Scots-Irish.

So I'm "Nino."

Seriously, WTF? Why not nickname me "Pepito?"

Oh, it changes each time. Sweet. Now I'm "Cherokee."

Easy guess, like a Third of Americans have Cherokee blood. Cherokees got around a lot.

Third one is "Hula Dancer." Seriously, that app server is drunk.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 28, 2011 07:29 PM (bxiXv)

357 Borg 'implants'
Tell me about it!

Posted by: captain kathryn janeway at January 28, 2011 07:29 PM (2rOwc)

358 If you put a YouTube in the URL box you can't post.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:30 PM (SJ6/3)

359

OK, so back in the day.  Some friends cooked up the idea to drive to Canada and I said mom, we're driving to Canada won't be back for a few days and she said have fun.  So we drove and drove and drove and finally got to valhalla of all underaged drinkers, Canada, where the drinking age then was 17.  We all strolled into a bar and ordered Labatt Blue. Good stuff that Labatts.

 

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:30 PM (iHfo1)

360 #347  I'm really surprised they haven't come out with a blow up doll version of her yet.  Her borg attachments could really rock!

Seven of Nine?  Pass.

btw, even if I was prone to think decadent thoughts about her, I'd quickly take pause as her depraved (and politically stupid) husband is a big reason why we have Obama at the helm of this Titanic once known as America. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 07:31 PM (V2icK)

361 Fosters  - In the big fat can

Posted by: melvin at January 28, 2011 07:31 PM (3OCZw)

362 Was that in Quebec, journolist?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:31 PM (2rOwc)

363 My Top Gun call sign is 'Spike'...I think I'll keep it

Posted by: Call me Spike (CanaDave) at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (C5eFR)

364

Hey CDR M!  Nice job on the ONT!  It's pack full of good stuff.  I used to love Encylopedia Brown.  Read all his books plus The Three Investigators (Jupiter Jones and the boys).  I still didn't get the psychopath thing right.

Oh, and I saw we have a young 17 year old lad here--wow!  Our youngest moron yet!

Anyways, back to reading--there's already almost 400 comments here and I'm so behind!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (ihSHD)

365

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 11:30 PM (iHfo1)

HA, we did the same thing, that was before 'papers' were needed to leave and enter

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (FIDMq)

366 Looks like it's devolving into a 'favorite beer' thread. I don't drink anymore (lowers one's suicide risk, among other benefits) but I did spend 2 ½ years in the country synonymous with beer- Germany. Drank a lot of different beers, went to the Hofbrauhaus in Munich, did all that. My favorite was a beer called Licher Pils. 3 of us lived offpost ina little village called Bergheim and the landlady would take our beer order every week. In Germany, you get beer delived to your house regularly like milk or eggs. Good times. The landlord was a farmer and whenever they slaughtered a hog we got the best bacon and chops I've ever had.

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (b+yWd)

367 Then there was Lowenbrau.  The man's man manly beer.  For yuppie scum.

Lowenbrau silver label was pretty good when I was in Deutschland in the early 80's.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (Jx0x6)

368

HEY! Don't you have a Model T to get hand-crank started or somthing??

Posted by: dananjcon

No, I still drive a horse and buggy.

For your consideration, I give you MeisterBrau and Geobels beer. The MeisterBrau we would get by the keg in college, put a Coors/Bud cap where you tapped it, the chicks never knew, we save mucho dinero. The Geobels took up half the beer cooler at the store near campus. My checkbook had many checks for $5.89 which was the cost of a twelver, a couple of chili dogs, and a can of Cope. Good times.

Ohio Dan, I remember getting  'Huddys" at Riverfront while watching THE Reds. Miss those days.

Posted by: "Longdong" MrCaniac at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (oREHE)

369 I know a guy who dumps a tiny can of tomato juice in his beer.  Why?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (EH4cc)

370 Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 11:30 PM (iHfo1)

you drove all that way for...Labatt's????

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:32 PM (pqsMB)

371 Mester brau...funny we used to scramble to get  our six pack...I was a King one night when I drank a six pack of Heinikin...a god ,six months later after a 12 pack of heinies...we were 14yrs old. 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:33 PM (62W/G)

372

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 11:28 PM (XBM1t

Count - right on.  Fricking Lowenbrau.  I was in central america years ago and they were servinig that on tap. Good stuff.

I'm getting misty eyed, first Meiester Brau now Lowenbrau.  Next thing someones going to bring up Old Style.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:33 PM (iHfo1)

373

Pssst, it's "reporting"--at least for all the big war hero types like me!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 28, 2011 11:29 PM (ihSHD)

Ah, but aviators "check in" when joining the strike group.  Now go and find that lucky hat from the spook you were meeting up with war hero.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:33 PM (cqZXM)

374 Call sign is Broadway. And the answer to the riddle was immediate and obvious to me. Heh.

Posted by: texette at January 28, 2011 07:33 PM (BIdl+)

375

Chemjeff, we were thirsty and I was living in the midwest then. But it was still a long drive.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:34 PM (iHfo1)

376 In Germany, you get beer delived to your house regularly like milk or eggs. Good times.

I miss those bottles with the little ceramic stopper on top.

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:34 PM (lYVh8)

377 Have to say this, Miller didn't hold up well in a keg in the summer, it was kind of like drinking water with powdered yeast in it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2011 07:34 PM (vdfwz)

378

 We all strolled into a bar and ordered Labatt Blue. Good stuff that Labatts.

Never drank it...love the commercials.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:34 PM (KLqqq)

379 368- I am so very jealous. We never had a tour in Germany, but got to go to Garmisch. Bitburger was a favorite beer there, and yes, we hoisted a tankard at Hofbrauhaus as well. Very good times.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (dZmFh)

380 No Moosehead?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (SJ6/3)

381

Call sign is Broadway. And the answer to the riddle was immediate and obvious to me. Heh.

Backs slowly to the door.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (EH4cc)

382 371 I know a guy who dumps a tiny can of tomato juice in his beer.  Why?

Its a Beer Bloody Mary - a near perfect cocktail!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (V2icK)

383 I'm 6' tall, wear size 13 shoes, and I'm German and Scots-Irish.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (YxBuk)

384

The Three Investigators (Jupiter Jones and the boys)

YES! I read all those, mostly because my parents suspected I might be gay because I read all the Trixie Belden books.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 28, 2011 07:35 PM (DLxD/)

385 I know a guy who dumps a tiny can of tomato juice in his beer.  Why?

Why Dan, they're called  mid-western rednecks. Kansas has quite a few of these types of people.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (Jx0x6)

386

>I miss those bottles with the little ceramic stopper on top.

Flippies!

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (b+yWd)

387 ...yeah that's not a commercial.  But you get to spend more time with them in that clip.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (KLqqq)

388 Yhey call that a Redeye in the south.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (SJ6/3)

389

k-bear.  Some of the grocery stores on the west coast carry the old Miller High Life long neck bottles.  That is good beer and only around 9 bucks.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (iHfo1)

390 I so want an Airwolf movie. A TV show would suck, but a movie...yeah it'd work.

Posted by: Iblis at January 28, 2011 07:36 PM (7IdP1)

391 Grolsch.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:37 PM (SJ6/3)

392

Hey CDR M!  Nice job on the ONT!  It's pack full of good stuff.  I used to love Encylopedia Brown.  Read all his books plus The Three Investigators (Jupiter Jones and the boys).  I still didn't get the psychopath thing right.

I remember those!  I loved those as a kid.  I gotta order those for my son.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:37 PM (BuYeH)

393 I know a guy who dumps a tiny can of tomato juice in his beer.  Why?

Not sure on that, but in college, I used to drink boilermakers -- beer with a shot of Jack Daniels or other suitable rotgut. One night our hangout bar made the mistake of doing every drink for a dollar -- and boilers counted. That was the night I got drunk enough to climb the hurricane fence into and then out of the police impoundment lot.

This would explain why there are no enzymes left in my liver.

Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 07:37 PM (lYVh8)

394 I miss the stubby bottles, they should bring those back since retro is so in these days.

Posted by: Call me Spike (CanaDave) at January 28, 2011 07:37 PM (C5eFR)

395

Flippies!

You mean Roach-Holders.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:37 PM (KLqqq)

396 We have a Hofbrauhaus in Cincinnati.  Barrels tapped pretty much every Wednesday.  You can even listen to a little Hendrix on the accordian there.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (EH4cc)

397 >I am so very jealous. We never had a tour in Germany, but got to go to Garmisch. Bitburger was a favorite beer there, and yes, we hoisted a tankard at Hofbrauhaus as well. Very good times.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 11:35 PM (dZmFh)

 

never go to a fasching carnival on acid. don't ask me how I know this

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (b+yWd)

398 392 I so want an Airwolf movie. A TV show would suck, but a movie...yeah it'd work.

Posted by: Iblis at January 28, 2011 11:36 PM (7IdP1)

I'd post the link but I can't here but if you go to youtube and type in airwolf rebel, you'll see a pretty cool video.

Posted by: CDR M on Battlewatch at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (BuYeH)

399 271

Does anyone else think the sterile white settings of the Progressive commercials look like the movie versions of those futuristic societies with an all seeing government, with a smiley face pasted on?

Have you seen the one for some eye medicine that's for dry eyes? The entire set is white. I yell at the tv, give them some color and maybe their eyes will produce their own tears. It's weird. Even the pictures on the walls are white. I know it's supposed to look sterile but shit, it just looks like something out of logan's run.

Posted by: dagny at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (0Hp4r)

400 Correction on my last.  Its in Newport across the Ohio from Cincinnati.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (EH4cc)

401 The Three Investigators (Jupiter Jones and the boys)

I was highly envious of their hideout.

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:38 PM (4ucxv)

402

never go to a fasching carnival on acid. don't ask me how I know this

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 11:38 PM (b+yWd)


Did a hot fraulein cut your tie?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:39 PM (Jx0x6)

403 Night all, have to go worry about the Middle East in my sleep. Hope things are better tomorrow.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:40 PM (dZmFh)

404 Fuckity.  Hey, CDR M.  Nice ONT.  Thank you for your service,

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2011 07:40 PM (zxpIo)

405 moki: I remember my brother mailed home two cases of Bitburger Pils home from Germany when he was stationed there...only one case made it. Turns out it's against the law or something to mail beer.

Posted by: Lt. "Habitat" delmar at January 28, 2011 07:40 PM (d9sox)

406

>I used to drink boilermakers -- beer with a shot of Jack Daniels or other suitable rotgut.

if you drop the shotglass of whisky into the mug of beer and chug it, it's called "Depth Charge"

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:40 PM (b+yWd)

407

I may have told this story before but oh well.  One of the best shot gun start golf tournaments was when I was growing up and was maybe 17 and it was sponsored by an area beer distributor.  I stuffed my golf bag so full with all the free beer and the beer carts were on the course at 10 in the morning.  Then we all retired to the banquet after the tourny and started doing shots.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:40 PM (iHfo1)

408 Kansas has quite a few of these types of people.

Ah, Kansas. Didn't pass liquor by the drink until I was nearly in high school. I still remember going into the tavern, seeing all those guys with their beers, and the ever-present bottle of whiskey in a brown paper bag on the floor.

Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 07:41 PM (lYVh8)

409 I shipped a swimming pool to our boys in Iraq a few years ago.  I figure they had enough beach.  I also stowed a bottle of tequila in it.  I am sure that wasn't legal either.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2011 07:41 PM (EH4cc)

410 405 Night all, have to go worry about the Middle East in my sleep. Hope things are better tomorrow.

Night.

I wouldn't count on things being better.  The rays of Helios will reach Egypt in a few hours and we'll see if the Egyptian military has cleared out the protesters and/or if the protesters are still milling through the streets.   

I think Mubarak's time is up. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 07:42 PM (V2icK)

411 >never go to a fasching carnival on acid. don't ask me how I know this

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 11:38 PM (b+yWd)


Did a hot fraulein cut your tie?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 11:39 PM (Jx0x6)

 

I only know we ended up on a hillside next to the airfield watching helicopters take off and land. It was absolutely surreal

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:42 PM (b+yWd)

412

Call sign : Vegas

WTF?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:42 PM (KLqqq)

413

Anybody remember the Coors Party Ball?  A 5-gallon disposable sphere of beer with an integral pump and tap.

Floated that sucker out in the water at Biloxi Beach for the 4th of July, 1989, watching all the pretty girls go by, floating that kiddie keg back and forth.  No need to go in until it was dry. 

Coors is a shit beer, but some of my happiest memories are associated with that taste, like the first time I ever really hung out and had a great time with my older brother, at Whitey's Pool Hall.  I couldn't abide them now, but the taste and smell of Coors and Camel Lights can take me back there in an instant.

Posted by: Jeff "Focus" Empire at January 28, 2011 07:42 PM (lGFXF)

414 399- Saw that before I left !! We had similar "events" in Greece before Lent. Doing that on acid? It's a miracle you are here to comment.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:43 PM (dZmFh)

415 Posted by: North Dallas at January 28, 2011 11:41 PM (lYVh

1986 to be exact. In '87 when I got out of the military and moved back, that was the first full year where you can go into a bar or restaurant and get liquor without buying a membership.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 07:44 PM (Jx0x6)

416 We used to drink Milwaukee's Best ICE in college ('0 . We all hated it, but it was $9.99 for 30. 5 bucks pp isn't a bad deal, except for that wicked hangover.

Posted by: In Exile at January 28, 2011 07:44 PM (8qbfK)

417

All this beer talk reminds me of beer bells. Someone thought it would be a great idea to market one-pound steins. Lift while you drink! So long ago though. I bet if they waited for the advent of "as seen on tv products" they might have had a hit.

Posted by: Unruly at January 28, 2011 07:44 PM (LL4jH)

418 I think Mubarak's time is up.

Yup. Either the protesters will get him or he'll overdose on hair dye.

And was anyone else amused to see Mohamed "Sargeant Schulz" El-Baradei trying to get himself named Pharaoh Whatalotahooey today?

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 07:45 PM (lYVh8)

419 I won.

Posted by: The Future at January 28, 2011 07:45 PM (5I0Yr)

420 Alright, heading off watch now.  All this beer talk has made me thirsty.  I think I'll have to stop by a place of ill repute to have a quick beer on the way home.

Posted by: CDR M Off Duty & Thirsty at January 28, 2011 07:46 PM (Mv/2X)

421

My nephews have no idea  how to pick up chicks next to a bon fire..

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 11:21 PM (62W/G)

You selfish bastard!  You're the Old Lion! You need to pass on the skills to the next generation!  MAKE them learn the skills of seduction, for their own good. A roaring bonfire... pitch black..chill in the air.. crackling wood, smell is cherry picking GOLD!

Posted by: Aunt Flo at January 28, 2011 07:46 PM (c1oyg)

422 Kratos.  What is your read on Egypt?  How do you see this playing out?

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:46 PM (iHfo1)

423 Did the Top Gun name generator 10 times for barack obama.  Top 3 Favs:

3 Lt. barack 'Satan' obama

2 Lt. barack 'Buzz Kill' obama

1 Lt. barack 'Dingle' obama

it refreshes everytime for hilarity

Posted by: dib (easily amused) at January 28, 2011 07:46 PM (aRwtY)

424 CDR M.  Good ONT.   

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 07:47 PM (iHfo1)

425 god dammit...my cornputer is wiggin..must rebooooot. I think, the blarg might be broke.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 07:47 PM (62W/G)

426 Someone thought it would be a great idea to market one-pound steins. Lift while you drink!

Better than the 12-oz curl...

Posted by: Lt. Heather 'Angel' Radish at January 28, 2011 07:47 PM (4ucxv)

427 407-saw your's too! It's amazing ONE case made it back. I wager the APO guys kept one as a tax. Consider it a donation to the troops-and yes, it's really good beer. 412-I am terribly afraid that you are correct. We have friends in Cairo, and I am worried. On the other hand, my Newfie is lying by my chair, whining at me that it's REALLY bedtime. He tends to get pushy when his routine is disrupted.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (dZmFh)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (2rOwc)

429 Damned sock.  why can't they automatically reset?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (c1oyg)

430 Night, CDR M. 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (lGFXF)

431 Lt. barack 'Dong' obama

lololololol

Posted by: dib (easily amused) at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (aRwtY)

432 393 Grolsch.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 11:37 PM (SJ6/3)

That's the sound you make.  Later.  Either end.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 07:48 PM (XBM1t)

433 The thing about my tour in Germany was that it was 1977-79, which meant that wherever you went, whatever you were doing, there was no escaping ABBA

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:51 PM (b+yWd)

434 It blocks YouTube if you put it in the URL box.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 07:51 PM (SJ6/3)

435 My dad was a Stroh's drinker when I was growing up.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2011 07:51 PM (oVQFe)

436 well the discussion over at Zero Hedge is certainly depressing.  I can't figure out if they are short the market, thus the demeanor and they are just a bunch of cranky bears or if their scenario could in fact be real.

Posted by: curious at January 28, 2011 07:52 PM (p302b)

437

Lt. barack 'Dong' obama

I put in Barry Soetoro

.

.

.

and got Call Sign-  "Catcher"

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 07:53 PM (KLqqq)

438 For anyone having trouble posting YT links, maybe it's just because the URL is too many characters and not that Ace has banned such links?

I've found in the past that YTs that are the original one you go to always post 'as is' without having to shorten the link using tinyurl but if you grab any of the 'related' videos from the sidebar of your original page (that adds something about 'related' to the URL) that makes it too long to cut and paste directly.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:54 PM (2rOwc)

439 Oh, that's it, Flavius. (You posted while I was typing.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:55 PM (2rOwc)

440 Lowenbrau silver label was pretty good when I was in Deutschland in the early 80's.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2011 11:32 PM (Jx0x6)

 

Key word there.  U.S. Lowenbrau was Miller Beer and had nothing in common with Deutschland Lowenbrau except a labeling agreement.  IIRC it was Miller's attempt to have a premium beer to take down Michelob by positioning itself as European.  At the time, American goods were perceived inferior to European cars, clothes, beers, music, etc.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 07:55 PM (XBM1t)

441 That's funny... I just put in "Chris Matthews" and got "Pitcher".

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 07:56 PM (2rOwc)

442 424 Kratos.  What is your read on Egypt?  How do you see this playing out?

In the end, there will be only chaos.  Duh, :0

In all seriousness, I'm not sure yet.  Kraut this evening said that the fate of Mubarak's rule depends on what the Egyptian military does and I'm in total agreement with him in that assessment - particularly on what the Generals think of their current situation. 

To my knowledge, there isn't a particular Egyptian general that sticks out as a potential rival to Mubarak, but that doesn't mean one harboring secret ambitions of higher office might not take advantage of the situation.  Mubarak is 82 years old and has been suffering ill health for years.  The heir apparent, Mubarak's son, is widely seen by the Egyptian public as illegitimate and unworthy of his father's office.

The next few days will tell the tale and will give a clear sign of what side the military is playing for.  I'm not a big fan of Mubarak's rule, but it is a necessary evil for "the greater good", given the mechaniations and ambitions of the Muslim Brotherhood.   And Mubarak and even King Abdullah of Jordan are light-years better than the Mullahs of Iran and the Chinless-One in Syria. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 07:56 PM (V2icK)

443 438 well the discussion over at Zero Hedge is certainly depressing.

What else is new?  Zero Hedge is always depressing. 

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 07:56 PM (pqsMB)

444

The Three Investigators (Jupiter Jones and the boys)

I was highly envious of their hideout.

 

Heather, it was a dump!  Heh!  I was in love with the fat, fabulous Jupiter who could look and pretend he was stupid.  The boy had the hawtest brain out of all the boy detectives--even Alvin Fernald and The Great Brain couldn't match him, and Encylopedia Brown couldn't touch him.  I love that Alfred Hitchcock would make cameo appearances too.  How cool was that!


Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 07:56 PM (ihSHD)

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 07:57 PM (b+yWd)

446

Alright, heading off watch now.  All this beer talk has made me thirsty.  I think I'll have to stop by a place of ill repute to have a quick beer on the way home

 

Good night and God speed!  Thanks again for doing such a great job!

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 07:58 PM (ihSHD)

447

I put your name in Top-Gun call-sign generator

It give you call-sign : 'Slacker'.

Posted by: Tiger Mom at January 28, 2011 07:59 PM (KLqqq)

448

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 11:57 PM (b+yWd)

 

Well shoot!  Of course I had to click that!  Now I'm sorry I did!

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 07:59 PM (ihSHD)

449

Keith Olberman's callsign is

HOBO

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 08:00 PM (b+yWd)

450

Well shoot!  Of course I had to click that!  Now I'm sorry I did!

Was it your ancestors that opened Pandora's box because they just "had to", runningrn? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:01 PM (V2icK)

451 60 Minutes on CNBC? Can someone splain?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 28, 2011 08:01 PM (SJ6/3)

452 For the first time in along time I am officially drunk. 4 Yeunglingling and 2 Corona's have put me on my ass. iam now going to eat an extra large KitKat and go to bed. Night all!

Posted by: stevea28 at January 28, 2011 08:02 PM (0Hq08)

453 runningrn , the ABBA girls had kittehs on their dresses- very rock and roll

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 08:02 PM (b+yWd)

454 good night steve

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:02 PM (pqsMB)

455

YES! I read all those, mostly because my parents suspected I might be gay because I read all the Trixie Belden books.

 

Heh!  I loved Trixie Belden, her twin brother (name escapes me) and her BFF, Honey. 

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 08:03 PM (ihSHD)

456 My name in the generator = "Chewie"

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 28, 2011 08:03 PM (KJ2Yf)

457 All right team, signing off from San Francisco here. Time to take the dog out and nail the anti-Pelosi crucifix on the front door.

Thanks CDR M.

Posted by: North Dallas "Redeye" Thirty at January 28, 2011 08:03 PM (lYVh8)

458 Slingshot reporting for duty sir!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:07 PM (BVw19)

459 Not signing off yet, but sincere thanks to all those, especially our AoS denziens, who stand a watch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2011 08:08 PM (XBM1t)

460 Never play volleyball on psilocybin. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: texette at January 28, 2011 08:08 PM (AqMvt)

461 Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time on VH1C

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 08:08 PM (dyVTV)

462

all right friends, work at midnight so I gotta make the BFS (big sandwich)

CUERVO out

Posted by: Jones- callsign CUERVO at January 28, 2011 08:09 PM (b+yWd)

463 Ha! Ha!  my call sign came up "Mudbug"!

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 08:10 PM (ihSHD)

464

 'Skirt'.

Posted by: Jay Cutler at January 28, 2011 08:10 PM (dyVTV)

465

Kratos - I agree with your summary on Egypt. 

Is it just me or does it seem like we are shifting into almost a new global realm.  Don't ask me what I mean by that because I can't explain it other than we may be approaching a certain Autumn within the current paradigmn.

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 08:10 PM (iHfo1)

466

Was it your ancestors that opened Pandora's box because they just "had to", runningrn? 

 

 

Why yes!  And my great, grandma to the 100th power was Eve...


Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 08:12 PM (ihSHD)

467

the ABBA girls had kittehs on their dresses- very rock and roll

 

Yes, nothing says rock and roll like kittehs!

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 28, 2011 08:13 PM (ihSHD)

468

Posted by: runningrn who lives in the land of Microsoft at January 29, 2011 12:13 AM (ihSHD)

Hey, they let me back on the Board, runningrn!

Posted by: TexasJew at January 28, 2011 08:16 PM (u33Mv)

469

The next time someone tells you we don't make anything in America, tell them we made the tear gas canisters in Egypt.

In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to put the company name, location, and country on the canister, especially when selling them to autocratic regimes

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 08:18 PM (DKV43)

470 There's no such thing as bead publicity except your obituary.

Posted by: Brendan Behan at January 28, 2011 08:21 PM (dyVTV)

471 bead = bad

Posted by: Brendan Behan at January 28, 2011 08:22 PM (dyVTV)

472 Journolist, Obama has lifted the ban on entry to the US for some of the Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamist leaders imposed by Bush. It is worse than you think.

Posted by: texette at January 28, 2011 08:22 PM (AqMvt)

473 Is it just me or does it seem like we are shifting into almost a new global realm.  Don't ask me what I mean by that because I can't explain it other than we may be approaching a certain Autumn within the current paradigmn.

Whether this is a temporary or permanent new paradigm remains to be seen.  Given all the unique financial hell that is about to rain down everywhere, everything we know about dealing with calamities might have to be thrown out the window.

As for the long-term, the US is boned but we're less boned than everybody else.  That isn't saying much, but it does provide some solace.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:22 PM (c0A3e)

474

Hey, they let me back on the Board, runningrn!

Posted by: TexasJew at January 29, 2011 12:16 AM (u33Mv)

If you like TexasJew....

 

Posted by: Barky at January 28, 2011 08:23 PM (62W/G)

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:24 PM (pqsMB)

476

Hey, they let me back on the Board, runningrn!

 

Hey!  Welcome back!  How's it going, TJ?

Posted by: running "mudbug" rn at January 28, 2011 08:24 PM (ihSHD)

477 320

A bunch of us were driving up to a concert in high school years ago and my buddy had his dad's suburban with fully tinted windows.  So we zoom into a liquor store, someone had a fake ID, we buy a keg and then hook up a tapper and it flowed cold, real cold.


Heh, i had a beat to shit chevy van back in my misspent youth and one summer we procured a keg and kept it filled  in said van all summer long, good times.

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 08:24 PM (9RFH1)

478

Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 12:18 AM (DKV43)

We've also given the Egyptians a lot of military hardware.  Those tanks rolling through the public squares over there may have "Made in the USA" on them somewhere too. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:25 PM (c0A3e)

479 'sup jackwagons. Callsign "Mash"......rather unfortunate for a fighter pilot. Newcastle for me. The elephant gate at the Carlsberg brewery is awesome. http://tinyurl.com/5uqsl5t

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 08:26 PM (9Lm5R)

480
The elephant gate at the Carlsberg brewery is awesome. http://tinyurl.com/5uqsl5t

umm..the elephant on the left...is that a swastika on its side?

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:28 PM (pqsMB)

481 477 chemjeff has high speed rail in his pant At least it wasn't hello kitteh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:29 PM (BVw19)

482

We've also given the Egyptians a lot of military hardware.  Those tanks rolling through the public squares over there may have "Made in the USA" on them somewhere too. 

Sh&t. Whenever we sell weapons to dictators we should put "Made by Isalmic Fundementalists" on them. Hopefully the reverse psychology will fool them

Posted by: Ben at January 28, 2011 08:29 PM (DKV43)

483 They had that psychopath question over at HotAir a while back. I thought the "official" answer was highly limiting, so I had some alternatives:

Schizophrenic — because the voices told her to
Paranoid — because her sister might be trying to get him instead
Depressed — because her sister was too cheerful after mom’s death
Jihadist — because the sister dated a non-Muslim
MSNBC — Sarah Palin!
CNN — we have no clue
Goth — because she’d look good in black
Neurotic — because her sister kept doing that drumming thing with her fingertips
Santeria — ran out of white chickens
Spree killer — why not?
Sweeney Todd — ran out of pies
Cthulhu cultist — the stars were right
Dan White — twinkies
Agatha Christie — because she and her sister were joint heirs
Corleone — because the sister was a screwup who had tried to sell out The Family some years past, and was only suffered to live so that their mother wouldn’t have to bury another one of her children

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 08:29 PM (kaalw)

484 United States of Beer: They must hate Alabama. Rhode Island doesn't fair too well, either.

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2011 08:29 PM (4Kl5M)

485 483 477 chemjeff has high speed rail in his pant

At least it wasn't hello kitteh.

okay bebe's boobs, just for that: I subject you to 10 minutes of ABBA

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:30 PM (pqsMB)

486

Kratos - the financial situation is unbelievable.  It is truly the can . . . no more pavement scenario.  The old system is breaking down, not figuratively, but literally. 

Are you a spiritual person? 

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 08:31 PM (iHfo1)

487 umm..the elephant on the left...is that a swastika on its side?
Yes. They use the Bavarian Purity Laws. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2011 08:31 PM (2rOwc)

488 #482  umm..the elephant on the left...is that a swastika on its side?

Yes, but its a swastika-swastika, not the Nazi-swastika.  The Nazi one would be rotated somewhat.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:32 PM (c0A3e)

489

sock off

...Little Stevie Winwoood was/is good too.

Still dig Steely Dan too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 08:33 PM (62W/G)

490 OK, off to bed.  Going to read the latest Runners World.  Unfortunately, they have yet another article on that shameless self promoter Dean "Marathon Man" Karnazes.  Ugh!

Posted by: running at January 28, 2011 08:33 PM (ihSHD)

491 umm..the elephant on the left...is that a swastika on its side? Yup. The building pre-dates the National Socialists by decades, built around 1900 or so. Remember that historically, the swastika was a symbol of good luck in many cultures....before the fucking Nazis shit all over it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 08:34 PM (9Lm5R)

492 I just wished this whole thing in Egypt had happened about a month later. If it had happened at the end of February, we would see the protestors wearing "Chicago Bears 2011 NFC Champions" and "New York Jets 2011 AFC Champions" gear.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 28, 2011 08:35 PM (oREHE)

493 just for that: I subject you to 10 minutes of ABBA Right, like i;m gonna torture myself with that. so, uh what's up with teh high speed rail train. is advertising bullet speediness really a good thing in relation to your pants?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:35 PM (BVw19)

494 488Kratos - the financial situation is unbelievable.  It is truly the can . . . no more pavement scenario.  The old system is breaking down, not figuratively, but literally. 

Are you a spiritual person? 

I'm "spiritual" in that I believe some carpenter executed by the Romans for treason about 2000 years ago actually rose from the dead, as foretold by some ancient Jewish texts. 

Why do you ask?  Do you think there are even larger implications to what is happening now that transcend the mortal realm? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:36 PM (c0A3e)

495 so, uh what's up with teh high speed rail train. is advertising bullet speediness really a good thing in relation to your pants?

it's from the SOTU liveblogging

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:38 PM (pqsMB)

496 Spiritual..... Fuck, I hate that word. Usually spoken by liberal athiests who don't have the courage to admit it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 08:39 PM (9Lm5R)

497 it's from the SOTU liveblogging ahhh, i missed that. i was busy: sitting on the beach in kauai drinking a mai tai

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:39 PM (BVw19)

498

I'm "spiritual" in that I believe some carpenter executed by the Romans for treason about 2000 years ago actually rose from the dead, as foretold by some ancient Jewish texts.  . 

Why do you ask?  Do you think there are even larger implications to what is happening now that transcend the mortal realm? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 12:36 AM (c0A3e)

This is were things get sticky. Not all conservatives are religeuos...

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 08:40 PM (62W/G)

499

by liberal athiests

We're not all liberal.

 

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 08:40 PM (dyVTV)

500 the idea was to see if I could make it on to the weekly top 10 standing with the nick "chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants"
although I'm not doing a very good job, don't know if I'll make it

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:41 PM (pqsMB)

501 ahhh, i missed that. i was busy: sitting on the beach in kauai drinking a mai tai

hey good for you!  so you went on vacation?  how was it?

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:41 PM (pqsMB)

502 #500 

This is were things get sticky. Not all conservatives are religeuos...

I know, but I'm fascinated about what people really think is going on, even if they buy the whole 2012/ Mayan Apocalypse thing. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 28, 2011 08:42 PM (c0A3e)

503 so you went on vacation? how was it? nice. then i came home to a nightmare at work. i sent rum a pix you will all enjoy if she will put it up on the group.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:43 PM (BVw19)

504 the idea was to see if I could make it on to the weekly top 10 standing with the nick "chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants" although I'm not doing a very good job, don't know if I'll make it Go find the thread at the bottom of the blog. It os probably more than two days old. Spam the daylights out of it. That high speed rail in your pants will make the top 10.

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2011 08:44 PM (4Kl5M)

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 28, 2011 08:45 PM (lGFXF)

506 I'm fascinated about what people really think is going on, even if they buy the whole 2012/ Mayan Apocalypse thing. well things ARE feeling kinda armageddonish

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:45 PM (BVw19)

507 When I was a kid, I was somewhat militantly atheist, until it dawned on me that such was a statement of faith as much as any religious adherent's belief. So, I became a more relaxed agnostic -- I'm not going to chase proofs one way or the other....and if some cosmic being wants me to believe something in particular, it should certainly be within their power to let me know it.














...and then the nightmares started.....
(I keed, I keed!)

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 08:46 PM (kaalw)

508 Spiritual.....

Fuck, I hate that word. Usually spoken by liberal athiests who don't have the courage to admit it.


I've come to hate the word "community" because every time i hear it it's followed by some liberal asshole neighbor of mine meddling in my business or trying to change our neighborhood. Why these assholes can't just mind their own business i'll never know, they always have to be fucking with something or someone.

Posted by: booger at January 28, 2011 08:47 PM (9RFH1)

509

I know, but I'm fascinated about what people really think is going on, even if they buy the whole 2012/ Mayan Apocalypse thing. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 12:42 AM (c0A3e)

Hey...I still think we're all dead meat.

 BTW have ya played Mass effect 2 on PS3 yet?...friggin awesome.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 08:47 PM (62W/G)

510 I've come to hate the word "community" because every time i hear it it's followed by some liberal asshole neighbor of mine meddling in my business or trying to change our neighborhood. Why these assholes can't just mind their own business i'll never know, they always have to be fucking with something or someone. It takes a village to lynch a meddler.

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2011 08:49 PM (4Kl5M)

511 What's up, kids?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 28, 2011 08:49 PM (YX6i/)

512 We're not all liberal. Oh I know. And it's probably not fair to say "athiests" in that regard. I just have contempt for people that try to pass themselves off as morally equal to churchgoing folks without submitting to the discipline of attending church and following a moral code that requires self-sacrifice. And I say that as a long-lapsed, blaspheming Catholic who hasn't been to a church service in almost 30 years. I have no illusions about my own moral deficiencies, which are many.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 08:50 PM (9Lm5R)

513 513 What's up, kids?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 12:49 AM (YX6i/)

You missed a long discussion where people were reminiscing about beers from their childhoods.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 08:50 PM (kaalw)

514 bah, they picked Miller for Wisconsin. More people here drink Leininkugal, New Glarus (Spotted Cow), Capital (Island Wheat) or Sprecher (Pub Brown, the Stout or one of their limited beers if you have the money)

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 08:51 PM (Ig1Wo)

515 I'm assuming the generic white can with the black letters BEER was already included in that discussion?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 28, 2011 08:51 PM (YX6i/)

516 517 I'm assuming the generic white can with the black letters BEER was already included in that discussion?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 12:51 AM (YX6i/)


We were talking about FAVORITE beer

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:53 PM (pqsMB)

517

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2011 12:50 AM (9Lm5R)

The Categorical Imperative hasn't let me down yet. 

 Can't say I always make the right choice.  But I know when I'm making the wrong one. 

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 08:54 PM (dyVTV)

518 That's the only beer I remember from my childhood, cj.  So it counts.  My dad was a wino.  He's queer, remember?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 28, 2011 08:54 PM (YX6i/)

519 So here is the thing.  You should only go to church if you sincerely believe in the tenets of the faith, right?  So at what point does "lapsed church member" translate into "I don't really believe it anymore"?

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 08:54 PM (pqsMB)

520 We were talking about FAVORITE beer In high school, that is a favorite beer. cheap and gets you drunk. heaven

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 28, 2011 08:54 PM (BVw19)

521

Anybody still up and sober?

I have my commie brother holding up an article in the Air Force Times that says that Michelle Bachmann wants to cut benefits to veterans, saying "This is how the Tea Pary wants to treat our veterans." The thing includes a quote from an Obama spokesman claiming that they, of course, love our veterans and would never do such a thing. There is nothing whatsoever about Bachmann's side of it.

The article literally says she plans on cuts in the title, while calling it a "freeze" within it.

Anybody know the scoop? Is Bachmann just doing something stupid? Is it a mischaracterization? Is it just a "spread the pain around" thing.

The other day I noticed that Ryan's plan had some serious Draconian cuts of all kinds, but a 0% cut for veterans. Is considered a "Tea Party" guy, or just someone the Tea Partiers usually like?

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 08:55 PM (2lTU+)

522

He's queer, remember?

I really do like you, papaed.  You're a good guy.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 08:56 PM (dyVTV)

523 Since Egypt is on everyones mind, a quick mention of the local Stella brand is in order. Manufactured using water from the Nile, fortified with formaldahyde (probably to kill the hybrid typhoid/amoebic dysentery/cholera bugs in the water), bottled in recycled wine bottles (usually with about 4-5 labels plastered one on top of the other) and surprisingly tasty if you can get past thinking of high school biology class when the aftertaste hits you. The formaldahyde hangover is epic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 08:57 PM (9Lm5R)

524 In high school, that is a favorite beer. cheap and gets you drunk. heaven

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 29, 2011 12:54 AM (BVw19)


That would be Steel Reserve or Beast around here. Shit trains you to spend the extra couple of bucks for better shit

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 08:57 PM (Ig1Wo)

525 517 I'm assuming the generic white can with the black letters BEER was already included in that discussion?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 12:51 AM (YX6i/)

OK papa....wttf is the generic white?

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 08:57 PM (62W/G)

526 So, was generic BEER brought up already or did I actually add to the discussion this late?  Woohoo!

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 28, 2011 08:58 PM (YX6i/)

527 Generic beer. http://tinyurl.com/67qx3cq No, it's not a photoshop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 09:00 PM (9Lm5R)

528 sickinmass wow that's even more epic than your usual epic rants

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 09:01 PM (pqsMB)

529 529 So, was generic BEER brought up already or did I actually add to the discussion this late?  Woohoo!

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 12:58 AM (YX6i/)

Heeinikin...always a goood otpion.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 09:02 PM (62W/G)

530 I thought I remember all the generic shit being yellow.

Posted by: CDR M at January 29, 2011 01:01 AM (5I8G0)

Well, I know a coupla girls with a cup who are really curious to know if you drank it?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 28, 2011 09:03 PM (YX6i/)

531

Thanks for the rant SiM.

He never was.  Never has been. Never wanted to be. Never could be.  American.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 09:03 PM (dyVTV)

532

Well, I know a coupla girls with a cup who are really curious to know if you drank it?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 01:03 AM (YX6i/)

Easy guys my stomach is not what it used to be.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 09:05 PM (62W/G)

533 517 I'm assuming the generic white can with the black letters BEER was already included in that discussion?

Posted by: Papa Editor at January 29, 2011 12:51 AM (YX6i/)

Actually, it's funny you should mention that, because it's illustrative of something peculiar. Ever notice that every other potable and comestible has a bewildering amount of government mandated "information" all over its packaging, where beer and wine do not? And this is despite beer being all over the map in terms of calories, carbs, % alcohol, ingredients, and additives?

The German Reinheitsgebot, at least, meant that there was only barley, water, hops, and yeast in your beer -- but many factory beers have more foaming stabilizers than hair shampoo, add wheat and rice, or use preservatives. Yet none of this is on the label. Odd. Especially when there is a special BATFE at the Federal level, alcohol laws are randomly sprinkled all over the map, and alcohol distribution is a labyrinth of highly regulated special mini-monopolies (just ask McCain's wife).

The reason is that alcohol in the US is a textbook example of crony capitalism -- the government and business working hand in hand to quash competition and maximize the take from consumers.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:05 PM (kaalw)

534

509 When I was a kid, I was somewhat militantly atheist, until it dawned on me that such was a statement of faith as much as any religious adherent's belief. So, I became a more relaxed agnostic -- I'm not going to chase proofs one way or the other....and if some cosmic being wants me to believe something in particular, it should certainly be within their power to let me know it.

 

Sorry, but you assume that the cosmic being WANTS you to believe something.  Why is that necessarily so?

Consider the intellectual arrogance of atheists, who think they've got the universe and our place in it all figured out --- when physicists and cosmologists have realized over the past 20 years that we can see/detect/experience only four percent  of what they now know is out there.  

I'm not religious, in the sense of adhering to any particular sect.   But "spiritual", in the face of the gob-smacking stupendousness of a universe we haven't even begun to uderstand??  

You betcha.

(So a hearty "Fuck You " to Bill Maher,  Impaler of Under-Age Girls)

Posted by: effinayright at January 28, 2011 09:05 PM (ghc+/)

535

Heeinikin...always a goood otpion.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 29, 2011 01:02 AM (62W/G)


that shit was too expensive in hs though it was drank once in awhile.


Also remember in hs when we were given a couple of 12s of Grolsch. Never seen beer sit at a party before except for that brand

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:06 PM (Ig1Wo)

536 Best cheap beer to get you drunk fast nowadays:
Natural Ice

Tastes like water, but chill it down to 33 degrees and drink it fast, and you'll be peeing in all the wrong places in no time.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 28, 2011 09:09 PM (QxGmu)

537

Sorry, but you assume that the cosmic being WANTS you to believe something.  Why is that necessarily so?

Posted by: effinayright at January 29, 2011 01:05 AM (ghc+/)

Which is exactly my point. If it makes no practical difference to me, and the Cosmic Whatchamacallit is indifferent, why go out of my way to count the number of shoggoths that can dance on the head of a ghoul? And if the Indescribable It does care, what's wrong with using a telephone? I've even got voicemail, to make it that much more convenient.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:11 PM (kaalw)

538 523 ....I have my commie brother holding up an article in the Air Force Times that says that Michelle Bachmann wants to cut benefits to veterans, saying "This is how the Tea Pary wants to treat our veterans." The thing includes a quote from an Obama spokesman claiming that they, of course, love our veterans and would never do such a thing. There is nothing whatsoever about Bachmann's side of it....

The Bachmann article was quoted by This Ain't Hell, which they say they talked to one of her people and they confirmed it. But it's hard to say what she really wants. I have seen nothing on her Facebook pg or in interviews about this, so I am withholding judgment for the present. Want to see more from her verbally about this proposal. 

As for Ryan, he wants $5 trillion-worth of cuts over 10yrs, though he didn't rule-out more than that (they didn't ask). He said he's going to read the entire budget & make his cuts line-by-line. As for his reputation, he is well-loved by some Tea Partiers (mentor to the freshmen as well) but a few past votes have some feeling leery.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:12 PM (sZ+lP)

539

539 and 540 I love you guys....541 Dude, wtf are you sayin???

I'm forty yrs old, still cant afford my beer habit.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 09:12 PM (62W/G)

540

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 29, 2011 01:09 AM (QxGmu)


it was a damn shame when they thought they could up the price of Beast. It was golden at $2.50 a 6 or $4 for a 12

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:12 PM (Ig1Wo)

541

Makes one wonder what the noted Nobel Peace Prize recipient, President Barack Obama has up his sleeve for the Middle East in order to hurt America.

Until reading this, I honestly forgot the loser won the Nobel. Just now, a real WTF moment for me. And no, not winning the future. This has to be one of the most ridiculous awards ever given to a non-accomplished prick. The world leader so valuable to the peace process....that no one bothered to call today. I'm sure Barky, with his famous sense of proportion and propriety, reached out to leaders, inviting them to a beer summit and discussion of the latest "incident"... but all he got was a dial tone or voice mail message.

Posted by: Unruly at January 28, 2011 09:13 PM (LL4jH)

542

I'm "spiritual" in that I believe some carpenter executed by the Romans for treason about 2000 years ago actually rose from the dead, as foretold by some ancient Jewish texts.  . 

Why do you ask?  Do you think there are even larger implications to what is happening now that transcend the mortal realm? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 12:36 AM (c0A3e)

< Yes. And that we are living among prophets. 

Posted by: journolist at January 28, 2011 09:13 PM (iHfo1)

543

Consider the intellectual arrogance of atheists, who think they've got the universe and our place in it all figured out

You have a poor grip on that argument you are making there.  Atheism doesn't require hubris in relation to existence. 

 Only a fool thinks there is nothing left to learn. I learned that from the fish.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2011 09:15 PM (SwMRW)

544 Gotta take off for now. Still have my nightly Albanian sock factory worker porn download session to go, and I have to get up early tomorrow. Need some range time in the morning. G'nite ya bastards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2011 09:17 PM (9Lm5R)

545

I think I'm ready for my Nobel Prize; I havent fought with my sister in 10 yrs.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 09:17 PM (62W/G)

546

On a different topic, when I hear the word "spiritual", I think in terms of people who have rejected traditional organized religions, but still harbor some sort of supernaturalism. Maybe "New Age" stuff (whatever that is), or some sort of vague "higher power" thing going on.

I suspect these are the folk who fall in the "No Religion" category in the Pew Religion polls, and are dramatically increasing in number. I don't think that's the same thing as being an atheist, although people often jump to that conclusion when they fall into the "no religion" category, as much as those who would be eager to cry "hypocrite" would like to think so.

That being said, I'm reminded of an awoved atheist who had decided to consider himself a Christian. This was (natually) a hard-core liberal, who seemed to mean that he was in line with Jesus' philosophy, without recognizing his divinity. Christianity has a certain commonality with progressivism, both being proponents of self-sacrifice (differing mostly on who you are supposed to make yourself a slave to), but I was left with the impression that he mostly didn't like the animosity that calling yourself an atheist brings, and thereby came up with one of their typically convoluted lines of reasoning to call himself a Christian while he clearly was not one.

Go ahead and critize this guy with impunity (as I do), but remember that it's not so different from Born-Agains declaring their own definition of Christianity that excludes everybody except themselves. Liberals are famous for redifining language, but they're not the only ones who do it.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 09:18 PM (2lTU+)

547

eh..beer

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2011 09:18 PM (62W/G)

549

Posted by: Optimizer at January 29, 2011 01:18 AM (2lTU+)


eh, I'm considered spiritual though I'm more philosophical than anything.

Still go to church though for the charity aspects and picking up chicks

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:23 PM (Ig1Wo)

550 okay good night all

Posted by: chemjeff has high speed rail in his pants at January 28, 2011 09:23 PM (pqsMB)

551 Doing laundry for a peace prize seems pretty apt.

Posted by: Unruly at January 28, 2011 09:25 PM (LL4jH)

552 It seems that chemjeff's high-speed rail has left the station.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:27 PM (kaalw)

553 Well, I'm scandalized to admit it, 'cause I've been hanging around here for a fair amount of time, but it appears I really do not know how to do a link. There may have been directions somewhere along the way, but I didn't save it, and I'm not seeing directions. Sorry about that. 

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 09:28 PM (2lTU+)

554 Optimizer, do you see the formatting widgets above the comment box?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:30 PM (kaalw)

555 Oh, and thanks for the insight on the Air Force Times. I almost forgot that my previous note of thanks was lost when my attempt to link went horribly wrong.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 09:30 PM (2lTU+)

556 560 Well, I'm scandalized to admit it, 'cause I've been hanging around here for a fair amount of time, but it appears I really do not know how to do a link. There may have been directions somewhere along the way, but I didn't save it, and I'm not seeing directions. Sorry about that. 


Paste the link @ http://tinyurl.com/, then paste the new link here ^ in the box that looks like a chain (btwn the paint bucket & the Omega).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:32 PM (sZ+lP)

557 how about this for a mugshot
http://tinypic.com/r/makkjo/7


here is the story....it includes a sword attack
http://tinypic.com/r/makkjo/7

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:32 PM (Ig1Wo)

558 weird, site removed the actual link to the pic

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:33 PM (Ig1Wo)

559 Miss'80sBaby -- someone was talking about not having those widgets using some punk browser/device combination like Chrome on an iphone, or Opera on a Wii or something.

I was starting with the basics.

BTW, under FF, you can drag tinyurl up into your toolbar and then you just open the tab you want to link, click the thing in the toolbar, then ctl-c the link, click back to Ace's, and ctl-v.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:36 PM (kaalw)

560

Thank you much, Miss'80sBaby! Definitely saving that off for future reference!

Now I'm feeling silly for not knowing that the Air Force Times is owned by Gannett, and I might as well be reading USA Today. Which explains everything. One would think I would have learned that long ago. Or at least thought to look it up.  Just having that kind of night, I guess.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 09:37 PM (2lTU+)

561 567 Miss'80sBaby -- someone was talking about not having those widgets using some punk browser/device combination like Chrome on an iphone, or Opera on a Wii or something....

Keep forgetting about that.


BTW, under FF, you can drag tinyurl up into your toolbar and then you just open the tab you want to link, click the thing in the toolbar, then ctl-c the link, click back to Ace's, and ctl-v.

Mine's on my toolbar; saves lots of time.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:40 PM (sZ+lP)

562 Oh, and BTW, how goes in M80B-land?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 09:41 PM (kaalw)

563 Oh, yikes - still catching up. Thanks to cthulhu also. Yes, I do have the formatting widgets (although I admit it took me a sec to realize what that's what they're called). Now I'm guessing that the one little square with the thingy that looks like part of a chain is for links. (duh!) OK, I'm going to try this stuff.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 09:44 PM (2lTU+)

564 time to grief some fools in Magicka

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:44 PM (Ig1Wo)

565 568 Thank you much, Miss'80sBaby! Definitely saving that off for future reference!

You're welcome.

Now I'm feeling silly for not knowing that the Air Force Times is owned by Gannett, and I might as well be reading USA Today. Which explains everything....

I think we're not going to discover much about the actual budget until they cobble it together. At that time, it will be especially interesting to see Ryan's ideas vs. Obama's. The Republicans won't get what they want, but I think they have it in them (if they actually try) to get more than they presently think they can. We shall see.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:44 PM (sZ+lP)

566 570 Oh, and BTW, how goes in M80B-land?

Texas or life in general? At this point, the two are combined. East Texas economy is not as good as my hometown of Houston, so I'm heading back to H-town to find a job until I can finally get that certification (MS) in library/info sci. (Self-taught archivist and I've been a tech, but I don't have that silly slip of paper from a university.)

How about you?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:49 PM (sZ+lP)

567 Yes, sickinmass, agreed. It's a creepy feeling to think that every economic solution down the pike is solely campaign related and self-serving. The biggest disgrace ever.

Posted by: Unruly at January 28, 2011 09:51 PM (LL4jH)

568 That actually is something that's a bit troublesome down here, that some jobs are hard to come by (certain engineering fields) and that libraries & such are thinning both staffs and hours. But we've (Texas) has been blessed by an overall good economy. Besides, there's always going back to retail for the time being.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 09:53 PM (sZ+lP)

569 cool, 50% off coupons for B&N. Time to go buy some shit tomorrow

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 09:54 PM (Ig1Wo)

570 Ebola is doing what he can to get re-elected no doubt; it certainly will not work on readers of this blog. But a generally complacent and supportive MFM is going to give the prick an edge. Shit, my parents were telling me the other night what a wonderful SOTU speech he gave....fuck. I had to work on them double hard to get them to vote against our local Blue Dog Dem that they had supported for the last 18 years.
 
The sad but true thing is that people will vote their self interest first. A few more bucks in their wallet dominates logic and reason. You just have to keep on explaining to them that it is an illusion. Those $s are inflated $s, and worth less even with a bump than a sane fiscal policy.
 
Hammer away with facts and be prepared to shoot down the narrative of the day. Push the idea that the kick the can down the road stall is finished; now is the time of The Reckoning.
 
I wish I knew which candidate to get behind 100% but I don't. I just know I'd vote for a tater tot before Dear Reader. I'm ready to work for someone to beat him, but I will probably have to wait until after the primaries as our state is not a primary player.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 10:01 PM (bvXGR)

571

http://tinyurl.com/4ow58hm

Well, this should be that anti-Tea Party propaganda article, mostly for educational purposes at this point (my own education at doing links). It still gets me when they don't even call up the other side to get their perspective. Wow. Not to brown-nose FOXNews, but it really is SOP for them to get somebody (even if not always the best person) from the other side of an issue. Hell, sometimes one side is so ridiculous, they don't even deserve equal time, but they do it anyway. I fell spoiled.

And educated! Who would have figured, early Saturday morning? Feels good! Thanks again, guys!

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 10:02 PM (2lTU+)

572 579 I was thinking of you M80!

Thanks, SiM. Reminds me of some kids I used to know when I was younger.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 10:04 PM (sZ+lP)

573 sweet, there is a Alice In Wonderland coupon after all (just not active yet), bought for $10

Posted by: The Dude at January 28, 2011 10:07 PM (Ig1Wo)

574 M80sB, after you have been in the field awhile with demonstrated skills that piece of paper becomes less important. Still, this is the time of slashed state budgets and libraries usually fare poorly in such an environment.
 
Such a shame too, as axing a couple of school administrators could cover quite a bit of library budget. My local library is heavily used and I make small donations every time I go in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 10:08 PM (bvXGR)

575 581

http://tinyurl.com/4ow58hm

^ That's the one I saw linked on some conservative blogs. Her proposal is here (see pg 2). What they do with that and whether it makes it into the final budget remains to be seen.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 10:11 PM (sZ+lP)

576 Sometimes I even turn in my books a couple of days late on purpose so the revenue gets rung up, then toss them a bit extra in the tip jar. It makes their books look a little better that way.
 
Libraries rank to me just behind defense in importance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 10:14 PM (bvXGR)

577 That actress isn't Grace Kelly.

Good evening, all.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 28, 2011 10:14 PM (caE4m)

578 How about you?

Not a lot of hope-and-change hitting my part of California. Brown's in hock to his eyebrows to the unions, but is starting to yank in all the state cellphones and cars -- which seems an awful lot like rearranging deck-chairs on the Titanic. If they pull an Illinois and hike taxes by 66%, the next Prop 13 will be monumental.

(For those who weren't around, CA is seriously bipolar. It can be happy-hippy-dippy urban lib for years and years until the back country wakes up. In the late 60's to early 70's, real estate property taxes would go up 5%+ per year. If you were retired, on a fixed income, in a farmhouse you'd bought 35-years ago for $1,000, it was obscene to be paying $4K in taxes and have it bump up $200 from one year to the next. So Prop 13 came through in 1978 and fixed taxes at 1% of sales price plus no more than a 2% bump each year. This hit state finances like a nuclear bomb -- no longer could the political elite erect grandiose utopian schemes and just hike taxes to pay for it.....

......but, after electing a couple of governors, the back country went back to sleep.)

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 10:15 PM (kaalw)

579

One of my big fears about Obama's re-election prospects is that I suspect a large majority of the people who are suffering from unemployment (which is probably mostly due to ObamaCare) are hard-core Obama supporters. It really is some sort of BizzaroWorld.

The Tea Party resulted in part, I think, because people were shocked to hear the word "trillion" in connection to federal deficits. Certain political factions have been sounding the alarm on balooning deficits for so long that many voters were pooping their diapers, playing with their toys, or dealing with teen angst when H Ross Perot played a real role in politics. Are people getting used hearing "trillion" now? Does it seem like the doom-and-gloom cries of Global Warming to them - The Doom That Never Comes?

By comparison, H Ross was back in the good ol' days. The interest on debt was a minor fraction of the budget, not closing in on 50% (and that's at low interest rates). There weren't people rioting in the streets in Europe over the collapse of entitlement addled government finances.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 28, 2011 10:16 PM (2lTU+)

580 Ace & Mgmt:

Hey, I have a couple ideas for new threads.

1) WWE thread. Royal Rumble is this weekend.

Why do it? Most guys go through at least a brief period paying some attention to WWE, so it's good for nostalgia. Ace is a drama geek, and pro wrestling is the pantomime of America. It's the most basic form of live action drama that we have so it's interesting to analyze from a dramatic perspective and why certain characters and certain gimmicks work and why others don't. The improvisational aspect of pro wrestling is actually kind of fascinating.

Also a WWE thread could attract some new readers to Ace who we can then infect with our right wing ideas. I watched a recent WWE event for the first time in a decade plus, mainly I was shocked at how skinny the guys were compared to what I remembered.

2) UFC thread. UFC 126 is coming up in one week. UFC is like WWE, but for real. It's interesting to see how it progresses in the culture and takes away mindshare from both boxing and pro wrestling. For  Ace the Drama Geek we have the way matches are hyped and storylines are created. It's also interesting to me how the lighter weight guys just don't seem to pull in the fans and PPV buys compared to the heavyweights -- even though the lighterweight guys are typically better technical fighters and the heavyweights often gas out by the 2nd round.

A UFC thread could also attract some new readers for the right wing idea infection.

I think the movie review threads are a good way to lighten up the ObamaSucks threads and attract new readers. Same with the sports threads. An occasional UFC or WWE thread is another way to lighten the tone and attract new readers with some pop culture analysis.

just a thought.

On the same idea  -- a weekly TV thread might be good. TV Tuesday or some crap like that. For the morons too stupid for Monty's Sunday book thread.

I think a great service this site does is use pop culture and humor to connect with non-rabid politicos and win them over to our side. And I think predictable thread topics (NFL games on Sunday, Monty's book threads, etc) give readers something nice and predictable to look forward to and participate in.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 28, 2011 10:16 PM (QcFbt)

581 587 M80sB, after you have been in the field awhile with demonstrated skills that piece of paper becomes less important. Still, this is the time of slashed state budgets and libraries usually fare poorly in such an environment.

You still have to have that piece of paper in order to "climb the ladder" in the museum hierarchy. Such a degree from an ALA*-approved university also means more pay.
 
Such a shame too, as axing a couple of school administrators could cover quite a bit of library budget. My local library is heavily used and I make small donations every time I go in.

Even in Houston, the libraries have always been short-staffed (for whatever reason). They are saving quite a bit of money by cutting hours and staff members, but it's especially disappointing for people who can no longer spend their Sundays at the library.



*American Library Association

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 10:17 PM (sZ+lP)

582 591 Not a lot of hope-and-change hitting my part of California. Brown's in hock to his eyebrows to the unions, but is starting to yank in all the state cellphones and cars -- which seems an awful lot like rearranging deck-chairs on the Titanic. If they pull an Illinois and hike taxes by 66%, the next Prop 13 will be monumental...

My mom and dad made the decision to leave in '93, but a number of my family members still live in the Bay Area. It's been hard for them, but they won't leave their friends and they all bought property some time ago.

Definitely a difficult situation. I'm sorry, cthulhu.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 10:20 PM (sZ+lP)

583 Well, I'm out. Good night/morning, M&Ms!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 28, 2011 10:22 PM (sZ+lP)

584 M80sB, checked out your link and noticed a couple of things:
 
1. Cut fraud and waste in Medicare/Medicaid by $40 billion per year. Sorry, but that saving is already in OCare at $50 billion per year. Let's see, this thing has been law now for over a year, so where is the government report showing that $50 billion savings + to date? Nowhere.
 
This is why proposals such as this should be sat upon for a year, while the savings can be proved first before making them part of the accounting. This simply never done. In other words, show me.
 
2. Unused Federal lands. Sell them. There is no reason for our government to own half the land in our country. Sell em and apply the money to the deficit only.
 
Overall I like what she is proposing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 10:30 PM (bvXGR)

585 Clubber Lang, so you are proposing to lure in the rubes with fake wrasslin' and boob tube shows. Well, who knows, it might work. But I'll hazard a guess that many of those patrons could care less about politics. My son is a gamer, and I've been trying for 6 years to get him registered to vote. I've brought him the forms and everything. For one of my friends, it took 15 years to get him to register; then he went off and voted for Ebola. When I slapped myself, it sounded like a gunshot.
 
All that matters in elections is registered voters willing to vote your way. All the rest of it is, at best, an investment in future. Focus your efforts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 10:44 PM (bvXGR)

586 She should have asked me. I would have told her sooner or later.

Posted by: Guest Book at the Kwalinski Funeral at January 28, 2011 11:02 PM (Epj2t)

587 Ummm, wasn't Charlies's Angels a 70s show, not 80s?

Posted by: logprof, drunk in Denver at January 28, 2011 11:03 PM (ITm18)

588 Remake Kung Fu dammit. I really liked that show. No T&A though, but it could be upgraded!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2011 11:06 PM (bvXGR)

589 Aw fuck

Posted by: logprof killed da thread at January 28, 2011 11:07 PM (ITm18)

590 *Yawn*

Oh, yikes -- went off a bit, there. Anyone here?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2011 11:24 PM (kaalw)

591 Whatever happens
We have got
The Gatling gun
And they have not

(with apologies to Hilaire Belloc)

also note 'thermonuke' scans in the third line, although whether that will be the case when that jug-eared poltroon is finally evicted from the Oval Office is anyone's guess.

Posted by: David Gillies at January 28, 2011 11:59 PM (xb68W)

592 Charlie's Angels, eh? I guess the ridiculous movies weren't enough for them. Well, since Zero is intent on bringing back the 70's, why not? There was a TV show back then called Carter Country, which basically mocked the Southm and indirectly, Jimmah. Maybe we can get someone to make Obama Country, and set it in KenyaIndonesia. Chicago. Then again, this administration is far too close to a real, bad, sitcom to be properly parodied...

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 29, 2011 12:00 AM (KhGTO)

593 "again. Odessa File on TCM. Great film based on the Odessa, which was a secret group responsible for helping ex SS officers flee postwar germany." Heh. Downloaded it online today. Always one of my favorite films. Also a fan of Funeral In Berlin.

Posted by: moi at January 29, 2011 12:28 AM (Ez4Ql)

594 I live in LA. We have too many libraries. Twenty years ago, there was a little branch library in the hood and a larger regional one 2 miles away. They built a free standing building to replace the hood one. They also built 5 more. So, now I have 5 branch libraries within 1-2 miles of me. The last one they opened is huge but short of books. It's all airy 3 story space inside with big windows. Heavy on the computers and short on the books. It doesn't matter I guess since I order books on line and pick them up at the branch with the best parking.

Posted by: moi at January 29, 2011 12:36 AM (Ez4Ql)

595 moi, is this library in a good neighborhood, or a bad one?

Posted by: ed at January 29, 2011 01:20 AM (emG8W)

596 If anyone has a better idea, now's the time!

Posted by: James T. Kirk Starship Captain (Retired) at January 29, 2011 02:42 AM (UL/HQ)

597 "moi, is this library in a good neighborhood, or a bad one?" Good.

Posted by: moi at January 29, 2011 02:53 AM (Ez4Ql)

598 Good morning!  Anyone hear anything about Egypt.  Twitter picked up that a security office was under attack.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 03:00 AM (Fo83G)

599 The individual was talking on a cell phone at the time of the incident. It's likely that is the object the passerby identified as a gun.

Kirksville, Mo.

Suspicious Walmart parking lot alarmist "incident" reported to police by a passerby as witnessing a gunman behaving erratically.

How long will it take to transfer Überliberal Leftist angst from gun possession to cell phones: ban the evil cell that kills. (At least repress US citizen rights' protest.)

Posted by: Any Television Commentator at January 29, 2011 03:16 AM (H+LJc)

600

Good morning, all.

Miss Marple, I've got the Al Jazeera English link running and there are lots of protesters everywhere.  I'm not sure about the security office being attacked, but I may have missed that being reported as I've walked away from the laptop a few times.

Posted by: Annabelle at January 29, 2011 03:22 AM (4kxCX)

601 Ingrid Bergman and daughter aged gracefully a la natural.

When I saw Ingrid as an old woman, it hit me what she must have admired while a girl.  No paste on that face. Certainly no nip, tuck, cuts.

Posted by: Any Television Commentator at January 29, 2011 03:23 AM (H+LJc)

602 Hey,  Annabelle,  look at this I found on Twitter!

    Breaking AFP: Saudi King Abdullah expressed his support for embattled President Mubarak and slammed those "tampering" with Egypt's security This seems to me to be a total smack-down of Obama,  since he has been making overtures to the Muslim Brotherhood people.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 03:45 AM (Fo83G)

603 Once the brew of national/tribal troubles boil over in Muslim regions, about the only topic that performs any civil re-unification remains their ultimate goal, the destruction of their preconceived common enemy: Israel/"West"/US.

Even through the sympathetic-to-protest media coverage, it is clear that the Muslim Brotherhood protest demand is for the complete removal of West-tolerant Mubarak, not necessarily government reform (a mantra that served its purpose to motivate rioting).

Oust Mubarak, and align Egypt with Iranian theocracy -- regardless of Egypt's subsequent token form of government -- it will function with Islamofascists.

Egyptians thought Mubarak's arrests were unwarranted? They ain't seen nuthin' yet, having themselves taken it to a whole 'nuther level from the frying pan into the fire.

Given Obama's televised follow-up to Mubarak's speech, wherein Obama said that he called Mubarak to advise that Mubarak give words meaning, how is it that the White House official line this morning is that Obama has not been in contact with Mubarak? Don't be surprised when Obama rehashes his nuanced meaning magic bean words from his crude pep together (all about me) thrive rally.

You can fool all the people some of the time, some people all the time, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 03:53 AM (H+LJc)

604

(AP) Saudi King Abdullah expressed his support for embattled President Mubarak...


Miss Marple -- live and learn.

I don't remember what the Saudi dynasty did for Iran's Shah during Carter's aid to establish Islamofascism theocracy in the MidEast. What I do recall is that Carter refused the Shah political asylum, even when the Shah petitioned US medical care. And the Shah died in Egypt.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 03:59 AM (H+LJc)

605 w/afp, my pff

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 04:01 AM (H+LJc)

606 by any other name,

That is correct about him dying in Egypt.  Another thing Carter will have to answer for to God.  It was very un-Christian,  and the media has swept that one under the very large rug in which they hide all of Carter's evil.

I do not remember what the Saudis did about the Shah.   People often fault Bush for his friendship with the Saudis,   but it seems to me that at least the Saudis want a stable Middle East.  They're a bad lot,  but compared to the insane evil of Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood,  it looks to me like they are tolerable.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 04:21 AM (Fo83G)

607

Talk about the blind leading the blind, Tapper has to feed Axelrod in order for Axelrod to complete the spin trajectory. Too weird, like leading the witness.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 04:23 AM (H+LJc)

608 just read this lengthy article at memri http://tinyurl.com/4soy34g The online leaflet provided a list of those slated to participate in the demonstration, and included the April 6 Youth Movement, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Al-Wafd party, Mohamed ElBaradei's National Association for Change, and the Ayman Nour branch of the Al-Ghad party.[3] Later, the Kifaya movement (the Egyptian Movement for Change)[4] announced its plans to participate, while Mohamed ElBaradei said he had decided not to participate in order not "to rob the people who have called for the protests of their victory,"[5] a decision for which he was harshly criticized by Muslim Brotherhood senior officials present at the rallies.[6] Explaining the reasons behind the demonstration, the online leaflet stated that "Egypt is in one of its worst stages in history," and that going to the streets on January 25 would "end the silence and the submissiveness regarding what is happening in our country." It emphasized that the demonstration did not aim to stage a military coup, but to send the Egyptian government a message to the effect that the people had taken their fate into their hands and were demanding all of their rights. It also listed the many problems facing Egypt's citizens, including depression, suicide attempts, extreme poverty, the squatting by homeless people in graveyards, government corruption, unemployment, the high rate of child mortality and serious diseases, the state of emergency, and the forged ballots purportedly cast in the recent parliamentary elections. It also delineated the protestors' demands on the government: that it limit the president to two terms in office, address problems of poverty, cancel the emergency law, and impeach Interior Minister Habib Al-'Adli for the security chaos in Egypt and for the security apparatuses' crimes against Egyptian citizens. They also provided the telephone numbers of the demonstration organizers so protesters in various provinces of Egypt could coordinate their efforts.[7]

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2011 04:29 AM (eOXTH)

609

Miss Marple, I saw that one too.  I also saw some RTs in the #Jan25 hashtag feed that said if the King loved Mubarak so much he could have him and give him a home.

I do know the gov expanded the curfew to 4pm to 8am, changed from 8pm to 8am.  I think it's 4pm in 30 minutes.  Who knows if it will be kind of optional again as it was yesterday.

Posted by: Annabelle at January 29, 2011 04:33 AM (4kxCX)

610 #620  Thanks for that link!  I went over and read it.  Pathetic!

The comments are well worth reading,  though.  Complete contempt for Obama,   Axelrod,  and Tapper.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 04:34 AM (Fo83G)

611 miss marple lt. col. peters was on with bill o last nite. he said that we support these regimes in hopes of short term stability....and it always hurts us later.....imho we have to stop supporting evil..period even if it's the lesser of two evils....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2011 04:35 AM (eOXTH)

612 #622   Annabelle, since you remember the 1979 Tehran riots,  you also remember that it started out as a domestic democracy campaign,  and morphed into the Islamic Revolution.  Thatis NOT what most of the Iranians wanted at the time.

I do remember how quickly the mullahs consolidated their power.  It seems to me that the Muslim Brotherhood (with a lot of advice from Iran) is following the same template.

Kristin Powers on Fox is married to an Egyptian doctor. On Twitter she said his uncle (who is in Cairo) said that Mubarak is bad,  but that if he falls they will end up with the Muslim Brotherhood in charge,  and that will be worse.  I see no reason to disbelieve her,  since the meme of the media (and Obama) is more pro-uprising.

Also, Obama removed someone from the Muslim Brotherhood from the terrorist list this week.  

I cannot help but think this has blown up as a direct result of Obama signaling he would not help Mubarak and Iran reading this as a way to begin their stated goal of forming a Caliphate,  particularly since I see there were riots in Jordan.

And Obama has directly contributed to the food riots which formed the spark for this by continuing to use ethanol, a weak dollar due to Bernacke,  and ignoring the entire thing.  (Not to mention his ill-advised speech in Cairo.)

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 04:41 AM (Fo83G)

613 601 Remake Kung Fu dammit. I really liked that show. No T&A though, but it could be upgraded!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2011 03:06 AM (bvXGR)

Put Kung Fu Theater back on

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 29, 2011 04:42 AM (FIDMq)

614 Barack wishes he had an internet kill switch. Bet he is one jealous little dude. Almost type the word that rhymes with toy. Being PC is hard work.

Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2011 04:45 AM (VMcEw)

615 phoenixgirl,  Colonel Peters is not always correct.  Mubarak continued Sadat's policies,  and as far as I know,  no one calls Sadat a thug.

Colonel Peters can get back to me when the Muslim Brotherhood takes over Egypt and closes the Suez Canal. 

People forget that the Shah was labeled a dictator and Khomeni was "the voice of the people."  As it turned out,  the Shah would have been better left in place. He was a reliable ally and was for modernization of Iran.  

I subsribe to the idea that ALL of the Middle East is bad.  Your choice is to try to work with the marginally better people or leave.   And if you leave,  we will be on our knees within 2 years because of oil.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 04:45 AM (Fo83G)

616 i'm thinking if the USA backs mubarack we will alienate those protesting for freedom and that will only empower the muslim brotherhood....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2011 04:47 AM (eOXTH)

617 I believe there is enough oil and natural gas in our own hemisphere and the US can tell OPEC to go screw. We are pulling out, our technology is pulling out and you need to defend yourselves. You need us, then $50 dollars a barrel it is, otherwise, fuck you and you damn goats and camels too.


Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2011 04:52 AM (VMcEw)

618

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2011 01:32 AM (1rflU)

Cut..Jib..newsletter.  Well done

Posted by: Ol' Painless at January 29, 2011 04:52 AM (FIDMq)

619 I see in today's Houston Comical that a coalition of  dems want Rush Limbaugh to apologize for his fake Chinese mocking the leader of the Chi Coms.

If I were Rush here would be my reply: "I will happy to apologize, and I will do it the day after the Democratic party apologizes for 140 years of the Ku Klux Klan. Everyone needs to know who the real racists are in this country."

Posted by: An Observation at January 29, 2011 04:55 AM (ylhEn)

620 Late to the thread, and too lazy to read it all, but I wonder if anyone has pointed out that Iran must be shitting bricks at the thought of a sunni radical regime in Egypt, or anywhere else in the sunni/arab world.

the sunni extremists (read: mainstream) rank the shiite sect just a little below the west on their list of devils needing irradication. Looking at it this way, Iran needs the bomb for security.

Posted by: nine coconuts at January 29, 2011 04:56 AM (DHNp4)

621 exactly stevo....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2011 04:57 AM (eOXTH)

622 phoenixgirl,

The best thing would be if Mubarak would appoint someone as an intercessory who is well-respected by the Egyptian people.   Also it would help if the US would offer to help with food prices,  either by direct shipment of commodities or money.

Mubarak stood by us through both Iraq wars.   To stab him in the back now would mean that no other president could ever get the help of a Middle Eastern leader.

And you can't tell me there isn't a way to be sympathetic with both Mubarak and the protesters.   What we are seeing is very bad,  amateurish and ham-handed foreign policy,  JUST LIKE CARTER.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 04:58 AM (Fo83G)

623 nine coconuts:  Iran has already come out encouraging the protesters in their paper and broadcasts.  They are reacting with glee.

Most accounts I have read point to the Muslim Brotherhood getting help from Iran.

The shia/sunni conflict pales in comparison to establishing a Caliphate.  The Iranians figure they will take care of the sunnis later,  after they get control.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 05:00 AM (Fo83G)

624 We picked a bad time to elect an incompetent President(at best incompetent).Well,on second thought,there is no good time.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2011 05:03 AM (YvstJ)

625 miss marple if the people are ready for a regime change and are going about it in a rational way, which by the memri article i posted above seems to indicate....i don't think the muslim brotherhood will get control of anything....while they are ALWAYS A THREAT....they are not in the majority and if the people of egypt want a more open and free society i think they will die before allowing a worse situation to occur....i'm hopeful that they learned a lesson from iran.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2011 05:04 AM (eOXTH)

626 steevy,  All of this stuff is BECAUSE we have an incompetent president. 

because of his pathetic desire to be "not Bush" and grovel at the feet of every dictator,  the bad guys are emboldened.

Bad stuff happens overseas when democrats are elected.  They never see the connection,  but it is because the evil people recognize weakness.


Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 05:05 AM (Fo83G)

627 Most accounts I have read point to the Muslim Brotherhood getting help from Iran.

This surprises me, but I have not been following it closely. I know the brotherhood had the shiites on their to do list, so I would think the Iranians are playing both sides positioning for control. Also, any authoritarian regime has to start sweating whenever people anywhere are out in the streets protesting. Maybe the glee is for public consumption only.

Posted by: nine coconuts at January 29, 2011 05:06 AM (DHNp4)

628 #638
phoenixgirl,

As much as I would like to believe this,  I point you to the Iranian encouragement of these protests,  as well as the increasing protests in Jordan, also backed by the Muslim Brotherhood..

I don't doubt that there are many sincere protesters who want a western-style democracy.  The Muslim Brotherhood is more powerful than you think,  and will quickly remove all of the pro-west people if Mubarak falls.   This is what happened in Iran,  and they have been unable to get rid of the mullahs since they took over in 1979.

The Muslim Brotherhood has numbers of lukewarm supporters who will flock to them once the threat of retaliation by Mubarak disappears.  The poor will go with whoever gives them free food (and in Egypt their numbers are quite high).


Posted by: Miss Marple at January 29, 2011 05:10 AM (Fo83G)

629 639 I agree.Have said as much myself,numerous times.We're stuck with this fuckstick for 2 more years,at least.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2011 05:11 AM (YvstJ)

630

630 I believe there is enough oil and natural gas in our own hemisphere and the US can tell OPEC to go screw.

Venezuela is an OPEC member. Brazil has some newly discovered (large) reserves, but it'll be years until they're producing. We can't drill, baby drill, and we're importing just about as much as we can from other countries in our hemisphere. So we're kinda stuck for the time being.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 29, 2011 05:11 AM (7+pP9)

631 Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2011 08:45 AM (VMcEw)

Don't believe for a moment he doesn't already have a kill switch. It's just that it hasn't been formally rubber stamped for use by Carter II.  It is the beginning of hard tyranny if our government is ever formally given this authority.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2011 05:15 AM (N2yhW)

632 Don't believe for a moment he doesn't already have a kill switch. It's just that it hasn't been formally rubber stamped for use by Carter II.  It is the beginning of hard tyranny if our government is ever formally given this authority.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2011 09:15 AM (N2yhW)

I think if he killed the internet, you'd see protests that make Egypt look like pikers.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2011 05:18 AM (VuLos)

633 Miss Marple

All things being equal, they've contained within their kingdom so that the only news Americans get about Saudis regards our oil contracts. Will the former US hands off foreign policy with the Saudis suit the well intended "Present" Obama's directive to spread the wealth of instability?

Of course Mubarak saw protests coming. That's why he was cracking down with arrests of terrorists and Nobel winner competition. Obama just finished punking a reporter's question with the simplistic statement that he won't interfere with Hu's China because "We have different forms of government" while China's Nobel winner languishes in torturous prison, whether alive or a dead, rotting corpse. That sounds like hands-off foreign relations policy, and may be what Mubarak thought Obama's administration would do -- nothing -- given Iran's uprising as if precedence, not considering the Muslim Brotherhood's contrary interest factor that distinguishes between Iran v. Egypt in Obama's relations. Obama gave Mubarak the slight of hand before pulling the rug out from beneath him. Tadah! As if cloak and dagger provides either stability or liberty. Bad move, Obama/Hillary. This administration never saw a riot they didn't join. After forfeiting US influence in foreign affairs, "Reset" Obama/Hillary are jumping on the blame game bus to mow down Mubarak. And I doubt that Mubarak factored that into what he saw coming. If he had known, whatever "reform" package would already be out there in front of the Obama/Hillary bus barreling down Mubarak's backside. But then, Egypt's tanks are out in show of force to protect government buildings.

Who knows the Egyptian arrest records to either legitimize or disprove the reason for protests. And given the rioting, there's already the illegitimate protest by terrorists. The media fed the terrorist beast by initially comparing the situation in Tunisia with all of the Muslim MidEast. But Tunisia's innate distinctions don't apply to other Muslim nations. And the historical Mediterranean cultural link of Tunisian with Egyptian setting for modern events still does not make the two current regional situations "the same". Tunisia's president-for-life gave Tunisians higher education and banned the jihab from being worn in public. Then again, Tunisia's presidential family absconded with its nation's wealth and forbade its well educated citizens industry and the access to develop natural resources, even to the fish to catch and sell at market. Those are not Egypt's circumstances. That's not the "corruption" charge against Mubarak. Rather, Mubarak is reported to be a bully (as if US Democrats with the US media aren't). I don't know what inflation is in Egypt along with unemployment compared to Tunisia's problems.

Overall as what will be will be, since employment requires a strong and viable economy, unemployment is ironically high whether the nation is "developed" (USA) or remains  "undeveloped" (Tunisia). And inflation is happening globally as the world entered the 21st Century with Asia on the ascent of economic growth.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 05:19 AM (H+LJc)

634

I think if he killed the internet, you'd see protests that make Egypt look like pikers.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2011 09:18 AM (VuLos)


I'd like to think you are right, but 52% voted for the idiot and his numbers have been on the rise again.  I'm just not sure we are that bright some days.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2011 05:23 AM (N2yhW)

635 We can't drill, baby drill, and we're importing just about as much as we can from other countries in our hemisphere. So we're kinda stuck for the time being.
Posted by: Ed Anger

Sounds like (R)-Congress better approve drilling and get the gears in motion at the present time.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 05:24 AM (H+LJc)

636 ...on the other hand it would cut to the heart of our society's instant entitlement mentality, so there is hope.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2011 05:26 AM (N2yhW)

637 Without the internet, Lamebrains would simply devote more time computer gaming independent of the web. The addiction is tactile/visual/aural, regardless of the stimulation's sourcing.

Were electricity, satellite connection and battery power lost, THEN you'd see the youth riot for physical and personal social contact exercise.

Posted by: by any other name at January 29, 2011 05:29 AM (H+LJc)

638

I'd like to think you are right, but 52% voted for the idiot and his numbers have been on the rise again.  I'm just not sure we are that bright some days.

Posted by: dogfish at January 29, 2011 09:23 AM (N2yhW)

That's ok....I still think 48% of the US population demonstrating in the streets would get someone's attention.  (I'm lowballing that number too because I don't think 52% would still vote for him.)

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2011 05:35 AM (VuLos)

639 Looters destroy mummies during Egypt protests

... I've seen this "bad" movie before.

Obama seems to be reliving everything a previous President did (or was perceived to do) wrong.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2011 07:10 AM (tvs2p)

640 Ingrid Bergmann

Posted by: Yehudit at January 29, 2011 07:12 AM (sJhNI)

641

606 "again. Odessa File on TCM. Great film based on the Odessa, which was a secret group responsible for helping ex SS officers flee postwar germany."

 

Movies never do justice to the Book, it is an excellent read.

Hollyweird distorts.

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at January 29, 2011 07:35 AM (CyPWX)

642 I came up with the psychopath answer in less than 30 minutes, without peeking. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Posted by: rtw at January 29, 2011 08:44 AM (Spm+1)

643 642 639 I agree.Have said as much myself,numerous times.We're stuck with this fuckstick for 2 more years,at least. Posted by: steevy

That's Commander Fuckstick. Have some respect for titles.

Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2011 08:58 AM (wdthA)

644 Call me "Sparrow"...

The first thing that came to my mind about the "Psychopath Test" after "geez, not this shit again" was "duh, for the inheritance."

Posted by: Smokey Behr at January 29, 2011 01:13 PM (QyeW7)

645 Ah, the incredible 30mm GAU-8! Photos 13-15 (and a bonus photo, #20) make me orgasmic. Nothin' like the mighty Warthog!

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 29, 2011 01:19 PM (VdT9+)

Posted by: olye at February 05, 2011 01:32 AM (45SgX)

647

solar panelThe main products we manufacture and export as below:

  Monocrystalline silicon solar panel, polycrystalline silicon solar panel, solar power system.

  solar street light, wind solar hybrid street light, solar garden light, solar sensor light, solar lawn light.

LED lamp for solar garden light, solar brick light, solar street lightsolar post cap, solar road stud, other solar lights and accessories

Posted by: srg at March 02, 2011 06:18 AM (XQ9/u)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
446kb generated in CPU 0.1851, elapsed 0.461 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.3321 seconds, 775 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.