August 13, 2011
— Open Blogger
Well, with the riots that just occured in England and the media starting to breathlessly talk about it coming our way, have you given it any thought as to what you might want to have on hand if and when those numbnuts show up on your doorstep? Well, here's 6 Non-Lethal Weapons That Will Make You Wish You Were Dead. I'll take them all. And throw in a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
So do budget cuts cause riots? Freakonomics takes a look.
Once you cut expenditure by more than 2% of GDP, instability increases rapidly in all dimensions, and especially in terms of riots and demonstrations.
Sounds like we might need to add rioters to our hobo menu. That is, if we ever start to make cuts in the money the freeloaders steal. What Really Started The England Riots
Below is video evidence of what really started the England riots. Nope, not budget cuts.
Online Interactive Kitteh Game
Alright Peaches, this is just for you (and all the other kitteh luver's out there). If you go to this link, it'll take you to the Clinton, IA Humane Society where, after a short wait, you can take control of a webcam and 3 toys and play with the kittehs. It only lasts two minutes but hey, you got to play with kittehs over the internet.
Sitheriffic Outfit
So Rum, are you gonna wear this outfit to the next moron meetup or at least, the next Sith Lord meeting?
Barkour
Yeah, yeah, I know it's Caturday but this video is just too awesome not to put up.
Tasty Kitteh
Heh. This would probably be the one time Kratos could say something about eating a certain something and not feel dirty. Those donuts do look mighty tasty.
Female Behaviors That Baffle Men
Twiceblessedmom sent this to me and it's worthy of ONT discussion. Here are 7 Female Behaviors That Baffle Men.
A lot of men seem to think there is a kind of secret, like the women have some kind of coordinated plan or traditional ritual, when it's really a case of everything looking mysterious when you're not in on it.A lot of the time it's as simple as trying to find an appropriate break in the conversation. When we watch TV, we all wait for commercial breaks to go to the bathroom, so we won't miss anything. In a dinner conversation, there aren't any designated "commercial breaks," but if half the group is taking off, chances are the other half will save their good stories and such until they get back.
Famous Scene From 29 Years Ago
29 years ago today, a certain movie came out that will always have a special scene in it for all the 'ron's. Yes, it was Fast Times At Ridgement High.
Well ain't this some shiite. On 14 August, 1974 Congress allowed citizens to own Gold again after just over 40 years after FDR confiscated it. I knew this stemmed from FDR's executive order but I had not realized how follow on Presidents had piled on.
It was during the administration of Roosevelt's former Vice President, Harry S. Truman, that North Korea attacked South Korea. The day was June 25, 1950; the event, presumably a military one, having nothing to do with such economic issues as banking, foreign exchange, or transactions in gold. The Korean hostilities did, however, prompt President Truman to issue, on December 16, 1950 a Proclamation declaring the existence of a "national emergency" because: "[R]ecent events in Korea and elsewhere constitute a grave threat to the peace of the world and imperil the efforts of this country and those of the United Nations to prevent aggression and armed conflict..." That Truman was addressing himself to a *military* emergency could not have been clearer.Presidents Eisenhower and Kennedy each confirmed the continued existence of the Truman-declared national emergency -- an emergency prompted, they readily admitted, by the threat of international Communism.
Rare Sand Kitten Born
Here's a cute, caturday story for y'all. Israel's Zoological Center Tel Aviv Ramat Gan-Zafari became the proud owners of this rare sand kitteh last week. Lot's of pics at the link.
Shark VS Cat
WWII Homefront Pictures In Color
Just amazing images. WWII Homefront Pictures In Color.
Well, that's all I got tonight. I'm still at work and need to get back to it. Y'all have fun.
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Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2011 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:03 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 13, 2011 06:04 PM (J0K+L)
You can be so subtle at times, CDR M...
I concur - those donuts look awfully delectable. Perhaps not as visually stimulating to some as the 'gina cupcakes, but good enough. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:05 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:05 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 10:05 PM (c0A3e)
Heh. I had actually forgot about those until you mentioned them!
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 06:06 PM (y67bA)
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 06:07 PM (JSetw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:08 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 06:08 PM (v8Pb8)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:09 PM (PUN5M)
Death Star Cosplay Dress!
I'd hit her unshielded exhaust port. In fact, I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at August 13, 2011 06:09 PM (2wKsS)
I'd hit her unshielded exhaust port. In fact, I used to bullseye womp
rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Only if it is your sister's "unshielded exhaust port" yes?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at August 13, 2011 06:11 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 10:07 PM (JSetw)
The refueling probe doors don't look right for the baby Hornet, so it might be the Super Hornet. It has a bulge behind the gun blast diffuser that I think is for the IFF antennas, but if I remember right the baby Hornets had five individual antennas in an arrowhead pattern, not the bulge.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:14 PM (sILPb)
Greetings Moe Rons.
Great day down here in Charleston.
Rick Perry was....well, he was Rick Perry. I've seen the speech on TV now, and what you saw was how it came across live, and in the room.
A number of great one liners, full of energy, and most importantly, presidential. (He'd stand out in a room no matter what profession he chose, be it a Hollywood actor, cpa, janitor, attorney, or used car salesman....he has "it") Rick Perry, warts and all is, if nothing else, an alpha male, capable of making skeptical ginas tingle (believe dat, it's important). He had command of the room, generated alot of enthusiasm, and left the convention goers pretty excited and energetic.
The timing of his announcement, and the way in which it was delivered was pretty solid. Lets hope he handles the media scrutiny, debates, and vetting just as well. If he does, he's our nominee.
Ace, mentioned this in an earlier post, but I'll repeat it....his speech was, for all intents and purposes, social issues free. He spent his time hammering OWaffle, talking foreign policy, extolling the virtues of limited government, and most importantly, discussing the shitty economy we find ourselves living in today.
Speaking of ace, I was lucky enough to chat with him today. Great guy. Soft spoken, humble, insightful, affable, friendly, and as you would expect, witty/funny.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 06:15 PM (pveeX)
Posted by: No Way! at August 13, 2011 06:16 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: Master Chief, Spartan 117 at August 13, 2011 06:17 PM (sJTmU)
Speaking of ace, I was lucky enough to chat with him today. Great guy. Soft spoken, humble, insightful, affable, friendly, and as you would expect, witty/funny.
Teeth. Did he have them?
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 13, 2011 06:18 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:18 PM (kUaEF)
The first comment on You Tube: This dog was practically crippled until he drank 2oz of water from Chuck Norris' toilet.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 06:20 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Tantorus Maximus at August 13, 2011 06:20 PM (m0IKy)
Speaking of ace, I was lucky enough to chat with him today. Great guy. Soft spoken, humble, insightful, affable, friendly, and as you would expect, witty/funny.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 10:15 PM (pveeX)
Lucky bastard. Did he offer you a pudding dip?
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:20 PM (PUN5M)
The donuts look gooood, real good.
The wimmens things seem true, but they forgot another reason wimmens go for shoes. They fun to shop for (in general). I mean, you can basically buy shoes any time, even on a "fat day." And you generally don't outgrow them. They're no pressure.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:21 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:22 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 06:22 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Han Solo at August 13, 2011 06:22 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 06:23 PM (y67bA)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at August 13, 2011 10:11 PM (2wKsS)
A bare posterior is a moon, Master Kenobi.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 13, 2011 06:23 PM (nEMLy)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:23 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:24 PM (PUN5M)
people seem to like those air swimmer shark and clownfish much
Posted by: Al not so Sharpton at August 13, 2011 06:25 PM (I/MzF)
Oh God, I'm gonna go bankrupt along with Borders.
At Waldenbooks, picked up...
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
End The Fed by Ron Paul
The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith
The Declaration of Independence & The Constitution of The United States
Mustaine (autobiography) by Dave Mustaine with Joe Layden.
Books I kinda shoulda picked up but didn't in favor of something else include Fed Up by Rick Perry and The Tea Party Goes To Washington by Rand Paul and a new copy of the Hobbit, cause the one I have now is a piece of shit that's falling apart. Oh, and Go The Fuck To Sleep. I was gonna send that to my sister and brother-in-law, but forgot about it.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 06:25 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 10:23 PM (y67bA)
Hey, not bad for only seeing them for a couple of months during my last tour in VFA-106, eh?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:25 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 10:23 PM (sILPb)
Is she planning on keeping him up past midnight? That's what it took to get my early-birds to sleep in, and even then it wasn't a guarantee.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:25 PM (Vs4xY)
Like the Monty Python squaddies?
http://tinyurl.com/ylcm3dk
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 06:26 PM (WMEii)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 10:24 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:26 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Thanks Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (4t9J5)
Is she planning on keeping him up past midnight? That's what it took to get my early-birds to sleep in, and even then it wasn't a guarantee.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 10:25 PM (Vs4xY)
I think only until midnight, she works the evening shift so she tries to get him to sleep at least until 9AM. Of course Son In Law gets up with him if he wakes earlier than that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (sILPb)
We have hot men working on it as we speak. Hot. Men.
Posted by: The Pentagon at August 13, 2011 06:28 PM (J0K+L)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 10:15 PM (pveeX)
Speaking of ace, I was lucky enough to chat with him today.
Lucky you. I'd meant to ask you to listen to him for me when you posted earlier today. What can I say, I have a thing for voices like his.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:28 PM (Vs4xY)
Yep.
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 06:29 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:29 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:29 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: kitteh at August 13, 2011 10:27 PM (9RFH1)
Litter box is over there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:29 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: kitteh at August 13, 2011 06:30 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:30 PM (5H6zj)
The more i watch this kitteh cam the more creepy it becomes, how long have they had those kittehs in there?
That depends.
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at August 13, 2011 06:31 PM (2wKsS)
Even better than the Kitteh-Shark video is the video that pops up after it where they take the flying fishies out in public.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 10:27 PM (PUN5M)
Hey Peaches, are you liking your new house? I'm doing well, been lurking a lot lately while getting ready for the coming school year.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:32 PM (Vs4xY)
Posted by: Thanks Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 06:32 PM (4t9J5)
I only see one, it just sits there looking despondent.
Posted by: kitteh at August 13, 2011 06:33 PM (9RFH1)
I once owned a women's restroom. (It came with other things.) "We're just too clean!" does not explain why my ladies'-room hand-blower thing was regularly found packed with shit.
Filled! From outside! Packed! By hand! Through little holes! With shit! Several ounces!
I've talked with other ladies'-room-owning dudes. It's a thing everywhere. And dudes do not do it. They piss on things.
Chicks shit in the wall. In everything. You get shit-frosted ceiling tiles, a shit-faucet—shit-everything.
Now of course I'm aware that it only takes one shit-everywhere lady to shit everywhere in one bathroom. But apparently there's a shit-everywhere lady for every bathroom. So that's like half of all women.
Confess, half of you!
Posted by: oblig. at August 13, 2011 06:33 PM (xvZW9)
A lot of men seem to think... the women have some kind of coordinated plan or traditional ritual
The reason men think there is a secret "coordinated plan" is because it's better than the alternative which is that you are purposefully waiting until we are the least distracted (commercial break, after ordering food, etc.) in order to flaunt the fact that you and your girlfriends all need to drop a "coordinated deuce".
Posted by: GulliversCall at August 13, 2011 06:33 PM (BuYeH)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 10:27 PM (PUN5M)
Oh, meant to say that I love your hash as well.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:33 PM (Vs4xY)
That's odd, because every unisex bathroom I ever used had piss all over it from gals doing the old Hovering Ass Less it Touch the Seat trick.
or because I pissed on the seat
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 06:34 PM (DKV43)
Chicks shit in the wall. In everything. You get shit-frosted ceiling tiles, a shit-faucet—shit-everything.
Und vhere can I find zees bathrooms?
Posted by: Some Creepy German Guy at August 13, 2011 06:34 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 06:35 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:36 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:36 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at August 13, 2011 06:37 PM (le5qc)
Dear Lord! I have never even heard of such a thing! Are you sure the bathroom was being used by humans?
Those must be the same people who don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom because they pride themselves on not peeing on their hand.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 06:38 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:38 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: GulliversCall at August 13, 2011 10:33 PM (BuYeH)
I've got two X chromosomes and have never understood that whole thing. Of course, I've never understood female behaviour in general so I guess that's not too surprising.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:38 PM (Vs4xY)
Quite an eventful day, eh? Anybody keeping track of the number of the new concern trolls? I thought the funniest troll comment was the one about always wanting to live in a theocracy.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 06:39 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 10:36 PM (5H6zj)
Check out www(dot)poopreport(dot)com for side splitting scatalogical humor.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2011 06:39 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 06:39 PM (ZDUD4)
"Female Behaviors That Baffle Men" has turned Cracked into a HOUSE OF LIES"
What ever anything else? I always feel a bit guilty reading Cracked, becuase when I know something about what they are talking about it is always evident that they do not, yet I tend to remember what I read over there as facts, not just something amusing I read which probably wasn't true.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 13, 2011 06:40 PM (nEMLy)
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (5gk+b)
Those must be the same people who don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom because they pride themselves on not peeing on their hand.
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. My monitor and I would have expired at about the same time.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (Vs4xY)
Evening rons. Why don't we talk about Rick Perry. It's like he doesn't exist here.
I'm still sporting an Iowa Straw Poll
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (kUaEF)
It's as if the morons have been so freaky-fied that plain old freak doesn't even effect them anymore.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 06:43 PM (ZDUD4)
That's terrible.
I read at AP Sugarland hadn't taken the stage yet.
Yeah, they tweeted that they were ok.
Posted by: kitteh at August 13, 2011 06:43 PM (9RFH1)
They ain't makin' to my doorstep.
Posted by: fly at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (4P1T+)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 10:41 PM (5gk+b)
Do you know that you are the sole reason I won't give Romney another look?
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (Vs4xY)
A great fucking story, by the way. Only bigger mess was the girl's head in our frat house after a jammy back in 1973. You kids wouldn't know anything about real fun at college.
carry on.
Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (le5qc)
I bet she has some great stories. Did she enjoy working or was it something she simply did out of a need to help her country?
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (piMMO)
Fox is really weak on "disaster" and "incident" coverage, imho. MSNBC used to do quite well (I haven't turned to that network in over a year). Someone (here) pointed out that Fox doesn't have the network of affiliates that NBC has. Could be that.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 06:45 PM (UoMLV)
I had one piss on my right shoe today. True story
Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at August 13, 2011 06:46 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 10:41 PM (MtwBb)
That's pretty cool. I'm looking forward to the next releases of these photos. They are just surreal.
Posted by: CDR M at August 13, 2011 06:47 PM (JSetw)
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 13, 2011 06:47 PM (nEMLy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:47 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:42 PM (piMMO)
Sorry, I don't remember what it was. Do you still have the link? Having somehow lost the preview function, I just don't click links anymore, after she who must not be named sent her particularly egregious "oopsie".
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:48 PM (Vs4xY)
At least this brings a bit more honesty to what is going on. If you don't pay your protection money, well, we wouldn't want something bad to happen to your store, your home, your family...capiche?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2011 06:48 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:44 PM (piMMO)
Nah she loved talking about it. My dad was a waist gunner in a black cat PBY so I was always trying to get him to talk which he wouldn't and sort of ignored her. I was a total asshole and feel terrible about it now. It was several years later when I realized how important what she did was and apologized to her and got her to talk about it.
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 06:48 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Thanks Delta Smelt at August 13, 2011 10:32 PM
Level 5 Couric turds are tough to pass
Posted by: Randy Marsh at August 13, 2011 06:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
Nah-- the culprits are kittehs that haven't learned to use a hoomin litter box yet. You too can toilet-train your kitteh:
http://tinyurl.com/qq42mc
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 06:50 PM (WMEii)
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2011 10:48 PM (ekWve)
That's awesome. Think it'd be okay to steal it?
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:50 PM (Vs4xY)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 06:50 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 06:51 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2011 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Good! Lazy day. Walked the dog, hung out here, went out for lunch after Rickster announced, hung out some more. It's nice to feel optimistic again.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:52 PM (5H6zj)
Well, just as a warning, there's a nude girl but you don't actually see anything. It's the STORY that is so freaky.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 06:52 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:52 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 06:52 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 06:53 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 06:54 PM (Xyo0p)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 06:54 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 06:55 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 06:55 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:56 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2011 10:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Didn't know that. It was new to me when I saw it posted on my FB and thought it was good enough to share. It's certainly true!! And just as good the second time around.
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2011 06:56 PM (ekWve)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 06:56 PM (HjxoE)
Wow. You're a guy? I had that wrong.
Lid down always simply because of the pets. Our first cat performed a Greg Louganis into the toilet bowl as a kitten. Hence the rule.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:56 PM (5H6zj)
You sit down to pee, you live in SF, and you told this blog?
That may have been a tactical mistake.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 06:57 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 10:55 PM (LH6ir)
Wait, is that a knife in his hand? Oh god...why is it vibrating?!?
Posted by: Some Burglar at August 13, 2011 06:57 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 06:57 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 06:57 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:52 PM (piMMO)
Uhm, wow...that, and she, is truly bizarre.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:57 PM (Vs4xY)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 10:54 PM (Xyo0p)
In the dark?
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (ekWve)
Oldsailor's poet meet CoolCzech.
CoolCzech, meet OldSailor's poet.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 10:55 PM (ZDUD4)
Arab males squat to pee, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (nEMLy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:59 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2011 10:53 PM (ekWve)
Yay! 'Cause I already posted it to my FB account.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 06:59 PM (Vs4xY)
I lack the equipment to initiate proper docking procedures even if I wanted to, heh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)
I remember that. Same circumstances apparently: high wind.
If I remember correctly, nobody was hurt at the CT concert. Sadly that's not the case here.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:01 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Bert & Ernie at August 13, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)
I'm a guy and not only do I put the seat down, I put the lid down. Toilets are the filthiest things in the house. Why leave them open to view and such? Ewwww. Moreover, there are times when I wake up in the middle of the night and (there's a little ambient light) but I don't want to turn the light on completely b/c it'll wake me up completely, so I sit down to pee. Men *can* sit down to pee. There also times when I'm drunk and have a lot to pee so sitting makes it easier, and I can read something too.
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First, if toilet seats are the filthiest things in the house, why do you touch them so often?
As a man who has his own toilet. I leave the seat up all the time unless I am using it for another reason. Why touch the seat every time you use the toilet? If it's so filthy, leaving it up minimizes your exposure to such filth.
As for peeing sitting down, and the pee splash that results is just awesome!
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:02 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 10:58 PM (HjxoE)
eh...that's good, right?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:02 PM (sILPb)
Hey Peaches, are you liking your new house? I'm doing well, been lurking a lot lately while getting ready for the coming school year.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 10:32 PM (Vs4xY)
I'm loving it, Polliwog! Very, very nice. Love the patio, love the plushy carpet (I am a faux-hardwood-floor hater), nice and quiet, lousy with crown moldings (top and bottom), cats are super happy (they also prefer carpet). All good!
Did you take your MouseHouse trip yet?
Oh, and, my hash? Since I move it changes daily, which is creeping me out, and no one has adequately explained it. I'm not on a wifi, I'm hardwired to the TWC. I feel I should be worried, but it's low on that list, at least for the moment.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:03 PM (PUN5M)
I lack the equipment to initiate proper docking procedures even if I wanted to, heh.
It's only two meters wide.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:03 PM (DKV43)
Which reminds me that I am still pissed off about that fucking movie.
I guess the FBI is still investigating the incident.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 10:57 PM
Discovery must have been a fun time for the legal team on that one
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2011 07:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:04 PM (ZDUD4)
Perry makes statement and answers questions in NH (worth reading for his answer to the HPV vaccine question)
(Link goes to Politico)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:05 PM (5H6zj)
Every time you flush a toilet it sends particles of what is inside the toilet through the air. You are misting your towels, your bar of soap, your toothbrushes...all of it...in particles of toilet water.
I'd rather wash my hands after touching the lid.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 07:06 PM (Xyo0p)
CNN is retelling the story of the pizza guy who robbed a bank and was then blown up.
Which reminds me that I am still pissed off about that fucking movie.
I guess the FBI is still investigating the incident.
It was a local case. If I remember correctly the guy who died was in on it.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:06 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 07:06 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:06 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at August 13, 2011 07:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 11:03 PM (PUN5M)
Glad you and your cats all landed on your feet
. And now you know why I like your hash. I like to tell people that John liked a good pun, and a bad one even more.
Mouseness happens in November. We're looking forward to it quite a bit.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 07:07 PM (Vs4xY)
Every time you flush a toilet it sends particles of what is inside the toilet through the air. You are misting your towels, your bar of soap, your toothbrushes...all of it...in particles of toilet water.
I'd rather wash my hands after touching the lid.
So you urinate, close the lid and then flush?
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:07 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 10:57 PM
It sounds vaguely familiar.
I do remember about 20 years ago, when I worked at UPS, that in other city, some guy was jacking off by plopping his dick up on the conveyor belt to take advantage of the vibrations and had it ripped off.
He was too afraid to tell anyone so....guess his solution.
Guess! It's what any sane moron would do.
He stapled it back on.
He went to the hospital when it became infected.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:09 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (DofSr)
Posted by: Texan Economist at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (TC/9F)
Posted by: AoSHQ Decency Standards Board at August 13, 2011 07:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 07:11 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Texan Economist at August 13, 2011 07:11 PM (TC/9F)
That's President Perry, we might as well get used to rolling it off our tongues and keyboards.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:11 PM (PUN5M)
I'm a guy and not only do I put the seat down, I put the lid
down. Toilets are the filthiest things in the house.
First, if toilet seats are the filthiest things in the house, why do you touch them so often?
As a man who has his own toilet. I leave the seat up all the time unless I am using it for another reason. Why touch the seat every time you use the toilet? If it's so filthy, leaving it up minimizes your exposure to such filth.
As for peeing sitting down, and the pee splash that results is just awesome!
Posted by: BenHey Ben, you visit all 57 states too? Re-read my post -- if you can. I said "toilets", you know the bowl that the waste goes into, not the seat itself. You can put the seat (and lid) up and down with your shoe anyway. You may be a man, but are you homo sapiens? How often do you grunt while trying to complete a sentence? When I go into the bathroom to shower, brush my teeth, wash my hands, find that book I want to finish, etc., I don't want to see a dirty toilet bowl. Lifting the lid and seat up, even with my shoe, takes so little time, it's not worth paying attention to, unless, of course, you're fascinated by such little things.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 07:12 PM (Xyo0p)
They had said that he was originally in on the plan but when the other two revealed they were using a real bomb, the dude tried to back out and was forced at gunpoint to go through with it.
The CNN story seems to be saying that the story of that guy being involved might not be adding up.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:13 PM (piMMO)
That's President Perry, we might as well get used to rolling it off our tongues and keyboards.
or PP for short.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:13 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:13 PM (DofSr)
Sigh...coming dear! Oh yes, I love that new dress. The orange and neon green plaid really brings out your eyes.
Posted by: The Won at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 11:09 PM (piMMO)
Stapled it on? Dear Lord, men are stupid,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Texan Economist at August 13, 2011 11:10 PM (TC/9F)
Nonsense. Say, anybody else getting a sore neck and shoulders from wearing their Nobel Prize medal? No? Then piss off.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize Winning Economist at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (Xyo0p)
He was (and still is) an asshole, but I feel that I left him a better asshole than he was when I took up with him.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:15 PM (PUN5M)
Hey Ben, you visit all 57 states too? Re-read my post -- if you can. I said "toilets", you know the bowl that the waste goes into, not the seat itself. You can put the seat (and lid) up and down with your shoe anyway. You may be a man, but are you homo sapiens? How often do you grunt while trying to complete a sentence? When I go into the bathroom to shower, brush my teeth, wash my hands, find that book I want to finish, etc., I don't want to see a dirty toilet bowl. Lifting the lid and seat up, even with my shoe, takes so little time, it's not worth paying attention to, unless, of course, you're fascinated by such little things.
This would bother me more if it didn't come from a man who sits down to pee.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:15 PM (DKV43)
Mouseness happens in November. We're looking forward to it quite a bit.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 11:07 PM (Vs4xY)
Mouseness FL or Mouseness CA?
That's President Perry, we might as well get used to rolling it off our tongues and keyboards.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 11:11 PM (PUN5M)
It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:16 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 13, 2011 10:04 PM (J0K+L)
What's that growing on her ... delicate area? Fungus? Mold? I can't be too sure... poor fashion choice.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:16 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 11:09 PM (piMMO)
Stapled it on? Dear Lord, men are stupid, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 11:14 PM (c0A3e)
Yah, everyone knows a job like that needs Gorilla Glue and duct tape.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2011 07:16 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 11:15 PM (PUN5M)
I can't do it, the water in the bowel is always too cold.
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 07:17 PM (MtwBb)
find that book I want to finish, etc.,
So, you bring books in and out of the bathroom? That's gross.
Also, the studies that have you so scared were conducted on high volume toilets. The toilet in your SF Home is more than likely not spraying your bathroom as you fear.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 07:17 PM (UoMLV)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 11:12 PM (Xyo0p)
'Course you could just try cleaning the toilet once in a while sport.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (sILPb)
This would bother me more if it didn't come from a man who sits down to pee.
Posted by: BenBut it *does* bother you some, and since I do mostly stand up to pee, then it mostly bothers you a whole shit ton. I suppose you stand up to pee, then sit down to shit, or do you do it the other way? Obviously you never pee while you're sitting down to shit.
Frankly, your obsession with how I urinate leads me to believe that you have latent homoerotic tendencies.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (Xyo0p)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (ZDUD4)
What's that growing on her ... delicate area? Fungus? Mold? I can't be too sure... poor fashion choice.
Daisies. Evidently they are finding that area fertile ground for growth,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 11:16 PM (sILPb)
Florida Mouseness. I've been to Disney Land a couple of times but this is the first for Disney World. The kids haven't been to either so this is a pretty big deal.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (Vs4xY)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (PUN5M)
good work. You crackl me up.
Glad to here your new digs are exceeding expectations and the kittehs are happy.Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:19 PM (HjxoE)
(Hey, maybe I can stop the flow of the pee talk if I talk about football...)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 07:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 07:20 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Florida Mouseness. I've been to Disney Land a couple of times but this is the first for Disney World. The kids haven't been to either so this is a pretty big deal.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 11:18 PM (Vs4xY)
November should be a nice time of year for it, the daily 4PM rain showers are over by then and it's not brutally hot during the daytime.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:20 PM (sILPb)
I laugh my ass off every time I think of that.
Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 07:20 PM (FMbng)
It seems that Londoners have taken great affection to the American past-time, as Amazon sales of baseball bats has sky-rocketed since the start of the riots.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 13, 2011 07:21 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:21 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:21 PM (DofSr)
So, you bring books in and out of the bathroom? That's gross.
Posted by: garrettLOL, somebody scared of reading. Grand. No wonder Obama got elected.
Also, by dirty, I don't mean there's shit floating in the bowl, I mean that it wasn't scrubbed with bleach and powder 2 minutes ago. I do wash my toilet weekly.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 07:21 PM (Xyo0p)
I don't believe a blog post that makes assertions about women and Fallout... because women clean things.
Or is that why I play Fallout? I'm unclean?
Fuck you.
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:22 PM (afWhQ)
But it *does* bother you some, and since I do mostly stand up to pee, then it mostly bothers you a whole shit ton. I suppose you stand up to pee, then sit down to shit, or do you do it the other way? Obviously you never pee while you're sitting down to shit.
Frankly, your obsession with how I urinate leads me to believe that you have latent homoerotic tendencies.
Now I didn't invent the interwebs, but I do have the power to "scroll up" and after "scrolling up", I notice you kinda come out and give a spiel on your peeing habits without anyone really prompting you.
I then point out the inconsistencies in your statement, and you get mad. Mad enough to run to your toilet, sit down, grab a guitar themed magazine, and urinate.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:22 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (DofSr)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 11:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (sILPb)
What? Are you guys 12 or something?
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (J4Pnx)
Now this is getting uncomfortable.
You are aware that your namesake in Greek mythology impregnated a woman via a "golden shower", right?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (c0A3e)
November should be a nice time of year for it, the daily 4PM rain showers are over by then and it's not brutally hot during the daytime.
That's the hope. It's good to have it confirmed by those with more knowledge *crosses fingers* no hurricanes, no hurricanes.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (Vs4xY)
Daisies. Evidently they are finding that area fertile ground for growth, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 11:18 PM (c0A3e)
Ah. So does that mean she's a golem?
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 11:23 PM (c0A3e)
Wait...oh a woman, phew!
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 11:23 PM (c0A3e)
Poor Perseus...
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:26 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 11:21 PM (Xyo0p)
With your tongue?
Who even says "wash my toilet?" One "cleans the toilet," one "scrubs the toilet." One does not "wash" the toilet, unless one is lying about one's housekeeping habits . . .
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:28 PM (PUN5M)
I don't get washing your hands after peeing in a public restroom and then shutting off the water with the filthy knob, drying your hands after turning the filthy dispenser crank, and opening the door by turning the filthy knob.
that's why I take paper towels and use them to turn off the water and open the door, so if you're in a restaurant and you see a piece of paper towel on the ground behind the door, I was probably just there.
Some places are wising up and putting the waste basket closer to the door.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:28 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 11:26 PM (5H6zj)
Apparently, much like the Nobel prize, they are now worthless. Kind of like our cash will be if we keep going the way we have been going.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 07:28 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 07:28 PM (FcR7P)
Automatic faucets.
Single-sheet towel dispensers.
If those are used, then the door knobs should be clean.
Unless, apparently, Miss Shitwipe has been to that particular bathroom.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:28 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:29 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Cowboy at August 13, 2011 07:29 PM (So+7G)
Ah. So does that mean she's a golem?
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 11:25 PM (afWhQ)
Its not a GOLEM!
Posted by: Judah Loew ben Bezalel at August 13, 2011 07:29 PM (FBr/C)
Where are the WI D recall elections? Sometime next week, aren't they?
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:30 PM (5H6zj)
(NSFW)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 11:27 PM (s7mIC)
Yes, let's talk about that. I believe that some sort of criminal proceedings should be brought on behalf of the hotties forced to wear the big red N. Thoughts?
Posted by: GGE of the Hawkeye State at August 13, 2011 07:30 PM (sILPb)
Apparently, much like the Nobel prize, they are now worthless. Kind of like our cash will be if we keep going the way we have been going.
Yeah, I think it's essentially the same thing as buying a team jersey, you pay the team money and get some material object in return.
The owners of the "stocks" don't have voting rights and I don't think they can be cashed in or sold.
It's actually a fairly creative way for an organization to make money and make it's fans feel like they actually own part of the team. You give them money, they give you a worthless piece of paper.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:30 PM (DKV43)
Isn't that against the rules? Those shares have a cash value, don't they?
Maybe it was meant as a little jibe, giving him shares of a publicly traded team probably didn't sit too well with the chief socialist in command.
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (9RFH1)
Where are the WI D recall elections? Sometime next week, aren't they?
aren't all elections on tuesday? So I would assume this tuesday
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 11:29 PM (kUaEF)
Imagine my surprise when I Binged for photos of the gal in the story I linked earlier and found, about a quarter of the way down the page, totally unrelated to the person I was searching, a photo of a woman and a horse.
I was not amused.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (ZDUD4)
Its not a GOLEM!
Posted by: Judah Loew ben Bezalel at August 13, 2011 11:29 PM (FBr/C)
?
Clay... dirt... what am I missing?
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:34 PM (afWhQ)
Works for us!
Posted by: Goldman Sachs at August 13, 2011 07:34 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 07:34 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: soulpile is... at August 13, 2011 07:35 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:35 PM (ZDUD4)
Better to do a low level pass, being certain to hit the target and back in the rack in 2-3 mins.
And any Moron what has issues w/ my Man Card cred is welcome to stop by and discuss it, but be advised, my G21 is NEVER outta arms reach...
And for washing up - Top Surgeons scrub with Rick Perry's urine - It kills anything. I refill my Sani-Scrub dispenser w/ it.
TOP. SURGEONS.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at August 13, 2011 07:35 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 07:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:36 PM (DofSr)
*Reads thread.*
AGGGHHH!
Ahem. So, how about those Perseads, huh?
Posted by: not the droid you seek at August 13, 2011 07:36 PM (xc/va)
You crank out the towel before turning on the faucet. You turn on the faucet, wash your hands, grab the paper towel and dry your hands and use the towel to turn off the water and open the door on your way out. If there's a waste can handy to toss the towel near the door, great. If not, screw 'em.
I worked in an E.R. about 25 years ago and that's the only thing I took away from that time.
Also helpful, if they have one of those blow-dryer thingies, use your ring finger to turn off the water and open the door. You use it less than the others.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:37 PM (kUaEF)
Since when do you have to take out a home loan to buy four tickets? $1400? Really. Sure I could spend $250 and sit with the russians in the space station, but I think not.
Wait, was this for a pre-season game?
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:37 PM (DKV43)
What do you mean? You should be thankful that I post some pictures of some real hotties. After all this is the best example I could find of a Hawkeye hottie.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 07:38 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 07:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:38 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2011 07:39 PM (xhupI)
I was pretty drunk though, so who knows.
You should feel fortunate that Hera hasn't castrated you for all your peccadilloes with mortal women...my mom included,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (c0A3e)
That's why i lean rather than sit, if i sit during a 2:30am whizz or a drunk whizz i'm probably not getting back up till i wake up in the morning.
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (9RFH1)
Good gawd awmighty . . .
I mean, really! How long did he think about his rotting crotch before he decided to go to the docs. Imagine if he'd died! The funeral would not have been a somber one.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (ZDUD4)
Holy shit that is fucking hysterical. That was worse than my friend's shit grenade by a light year. That is just unreal.
Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 07:41 PM (FMbng)
*Reads thread.*
AGGGHHH!
Then you might want to steer clear of some of the links as well.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:42 PM (piMMO)
The thread is really cocked up now.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:42 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 07:43 PM (6Cjut)
Someone's going to come a croper over this, I feel it in my bones.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: moki at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (bxiXv)
November in Florida is great. There is the occasional freaky weather event, but you can expect great weather at that time of year.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (ZDUD4)
These Choos are NOT made for walking: The £425 designer shoes that look old and tatty after one day’s wear.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:45 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (9RFH1)
So, you bring books in and out of the bathroom? That's gross.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 11:17 PMYou can just take your toilet book out of here and I won't bash you in the brain
Posted by: Rebecca DeMornay, Braetano Books at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (kUaEF)
There's a reason for that.
You may want to skip that one.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 07:46 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 07:47 PM (2j/Mv)
You'll love Magic Kingdom at that time of year. B-E-A-Utiful!Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:48 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 07:48 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Zeus at August 13, 2011 07:48 PM (DofSr)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 07:49 PM (ZDUD4)
I just noticed that Rick Perry gave a speech in New Hampshire today.
Damn. He announces in SC and a few hours later is already on the rail in new hampshire.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:49 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:50 PM (kUaEF)
Problem solved? Hell no, Scotty still pisses all over the damn things in the middle of the night
Oh, and if Nurse Chapel HAS to sit to piss, then I'm one of the Three Tenors
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 13, 2011 07:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
So, maybe if Obama was running a fashion company instead of the economy he'd be successful?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2011 07:50 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:51 PM (HjxoE)
Yep, more of shorter remarks at a supporter's home (to a hundred or so people) if I read the Politico story correctly. He also answered questions, including one about the HPV vaccine things . I thought his answer to that was good.
If Romney had learned to actually admit mistakes, he'd be a lot harder to beat, but I guess that's not in his DNA. Maybe that's the advantage of a weak student.
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:51 PM (5H6zj)
I just noticed that Rick Perry gave a speech in New Hampshire today.
Damn. He announces in SC and a few hours later is already on the rail in new hampshire.
Impressive. Most impressive.
I read on the last thread that he's in Iowa tomorrow. Is it possible that, at long last, we have somebody who actually knows what the fuck he's doing and has the fire in the belly? I'm thinking yes . . .
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:53 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Fred Thompson at August 13, 2011 07:53 PM (kUaEF)
Gingers, souless demons, or souless demons you'd hit?
Posted by: Some Linker at August 13, 2011 07:54 PM (FBr/C)
You may want to skip that one.
Yeah, probably should have, i saw the words scrotum self repair and yet, i continued to read....
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 07:54 PM (9RFH1)
Zoolander would actually be more reassuring than this fecal salad of a so called administration
Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 07:54 PM (2j/Mv)
What's the big deal? Why, I ... ZZZzzzzzzzz
shit I hope acai berry doesn't stain because i spit it everywhere.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 07:54 PM (DKV43)
Here's a real man's story
http://tinyurl.com/2eelhu
I have very very little tolerance for poop stories but I just laughed so hard I cried. I literally cried.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 07:55 PM (piMMO)
I read on the last thread that he's in Iowa
tomorrow. Is it possible that, at long last, we have somebody who
actually knows what the fuck he's doing and has the fire in the belly?
I'm thinking yes . . .
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 11:53 PM (PUN5M)
I ate some spicy nachoes earlier. I just wish they would have said on the bag you are supposed to chew them first.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2011 07:55 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 11:38 PM (s7mIC)
Oh, well done! Although I am a bit disappointed you couldn't find these. They had their own contest and everything. Oh yeah, GO HAWKS!
Posted by: GGE of the Hawkeye State at August 13, 2011 07:56 PM (sILPb)
Mom jeans are not coming back. Not even the plastic jeebus can make that happen. Not even if he threw in a complimentary boobeh belt with each pair.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 07:56 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:56 PM (HjxoE)
I think Rick Perry is about to start handing out beatings ... mostly political ones ... but painful nontheless.
I predict that at least 1 newscaster / talkshow host will cry on-air before November ... Olbermann doesn't count.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 13, 2011 07:57 PM (zbCnI)
Let me guess, you drink dos equis.
I don't always shit standing, but when I do, it's because of Dos Equis.
Stay regular my friends.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Moron In The World at August 13, 2011 07:58 PM (YGzTa)
Around the time of the HPV controversy, I attended an event honoring a retired airline exec. Perry spoke. He thanked the airline for giving a young woman free flights to Houston for her cervical cancer treatments. I think he really does hate cancer a lot. I do too--it sucks.
Posted by: stace at August 13, 2011 07:58 PM (lYlx9)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 07:58 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 07:59 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 07:59 PM (2j/Mv)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 07:59 PM (2j/Mv)
One of the morons here has it bad for this young woman. It might be the pettiest I've seen her.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:00 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Some Linker at August 13, 2011 11:54 PM (FBr/C)
The last one. She'd have my undivided attention. all 30 seconds of it
Posted by: GGE of the Hawkeye State at August 13, 2011 08:00 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 13, 2011 08:02 PM (ZDUD4)
I think Rick Perry is about to start handing out beatings ... mostly political ones ... but painful nontheless.
I predict that at least 1 newscaster / talkshow host will cry on-air before November ...He is going to beat them like the rented mules they are. And, yes, I believe there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 08:02 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 14, 2011 12:00 AM (HjxoE)
I hate that fucking disease.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:03 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2011 08:03 PM (Vs4xY)
He's trainable, in other words. So that's good.
Well, I should hit the sack. G'night folks!
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 08:03 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 08:04 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:05 PM (sILPb)
#335 Kratos - Never thought I'd say this about a democRAT mayor, especially one in a major city like Philly, but I think I like this guy.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 08:05 PM (Zgfnd)
If you haven't found it yet, it's in comment # 259. It's long, but worth it.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:06 PM (piMMO)
How about screwing a swan?
And I thought pot-heads were supposed to be mellow.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2011 08:07 PM (oUG6f)
Posted by: Sally Field, drunk and available for love at August 13, 2011 08:07 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:09 PM (HjxoE)
I went to the sporting goods store to pick up a baseball bat so I'd have something on hand if things got heavy before I got around to getting my gun license again. Aluminum or wood? Any thoughts? I think wood has the heft to put more power in my swing than aluminum, but wood breaks and aluminum doesn't. Consumer Reports never gets around to testing the really important products.
Posted by: vivi at August 13, 2011 08:10 PM (hjkqq)
Just got home from my friend's wedding. Definitely a very good time. And there was something during the mass I noticed that I think might contrast to something chemjeff(?) mentioned a few weeks back about attending a wedding and the preacher's sermon was all about the wife serving the husband. This was a Catholic ceremony and the Readings and Gospel choices were nothing about the wife being submissive to the husband or any of that and the priest's sermon had nothing like that either and the main point he went with was that in the first reading there was a line about how a good wife is a gift from God. The priest said that a good husband is also a gift from God. I just found that kind of refreshing.
So how's everyone else's day going? Any bloodbaths in the Rick Perry threads beyond some I've surveryed? Axelturfers out in force?
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:11 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Burt Reynolds at August 13, 2011 08:13 PM (HjxoE)
So, you missed all the fun on the ONT?
You snooze you lose!
sarc
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: vivi at August 14, 2011 12:10 AM (hjkqq)
Wood, preferably on a Mossberg 500 or Remington 870. Shotguns need no permits.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:16 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:17 PM (6Cjut)
I started passing blood clots in my urine, and the Shitwit Medicine Man here in Cape Girardeau told me I'd be kidney-less and on dialysis with in 6 months, dead with in two years.
So I went to a REAL Doctor @ Barnes-Jewish in St. Louis. He told me, and I quote, "That asshole is full of shit." A Metric Ass Load of tests, and a major* surgery later, I walked outta there missing the tumor and only 1/4 of my right kidney, and kidney function tests were already almost back to normal.
Three months and some labs and a CT scan later, I had perfect kidney function and clear scans, results so good I only had labs done three months after that and those were also perfect.
My personal Hero is Doc Roytman. Thanks Doc.
(*Major = being split nearly half way around my right side and losing appx 6" of my lowest rib to make room to do the job right. I don't give a shit about a two ft long scar 'cause I'd look like ass in a Speedo anyway.)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at August 13, 2011 08:17 PM (YGzTa)
One stroke of the banhammer.
Posted by: USA at August 14, 2011 12:17 AM (6Cjut)
ooo, which thread?
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:19 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:20 PM (HjxoE)
by: Rebecca DeMornay, Braetano Books at August 13, 2011 11:46
Exactly.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 08:21 PM (3Sg0f)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 08:21 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:23 PM (6Cjut)
Oh, the last time I saw Doc R, he said if I have anymore problems, he'd be more than happy to see me again...
...I'd just have to get tickets to Hawaii 'cause he's moving his family back there.
Wonder if NCJ'd gimme a discount on the fare???
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:24 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 08:24 PM (PUN5M)
ooo, which thread?
This one, buzzion: (I think)
Plus, Full Text of Speech
The banni -: H.L. Mencken, (hKi42)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 08:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:25 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: no good deed"
MORON POLL - The Ol' Lady sez I should get one that looks like a laced up Combat Boot. The center line has small staple scars all along it.
Yea or Nay?
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:26 PM (YGzTa)
jtLOL 'Jim' 'Treacher' Tina Fey just had her baby. Now we just need to find someone who looks vaguely like Andrew Sullivan to hound her about "the real mother."
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 08:28 PM (Zgfnd)
http://tinyurl.com/5toad8p
Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2011 12:25 AM (M8yfa)
Don't quit your day job . . .
Posted by: Society of Interior Decorators at August 13, 2011 08:28 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 14, 2011 12:24 AM (PUN5M)
And the Rotties.
Just have the laces done, forget the boot.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:29 PM (sILPb)
Hey, everybody.
Jebus, Forger. Praise Gaia you didn't resort to a stapler!
I'm glad you found a good doc and got everything resolved before ZeroCare or the Zombie Apocalyse, which ever comes first!
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Muchly at August 13, 2011 08:30 PM (Ew27I)
That was the other reason I said if yer gonna go, go BIG.... Chicks dig scars.
Thanks for the good vibes everybody.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:30 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Muchly at August 14, 2011 12:30 AM (Ew27I)
ZeroCare will cause the Zombie Apocalypse.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:30 PM (sILPb)
317 did I mention the size of his bulge?
Posted by: Ace at August 13, 2011 02:23 PM (hKi42)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2011 08:31 PM (PUN5M)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:33 PM (aybuO)
FORGER, awesome! Glad you did go to another doctor.
I kinda like the combat boot idea, but if you decide to do just laces, I think that would be cool, too.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 08:33 PM (Zgfnd)
So, you missed all the fun on the ONT?
You snooze you lose!
sarc
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 12:14 AM (piMMO)
I'm reading through it and noticing that not only is SFGoth a sissy, but he's an ignorant sissy. The toilet is the dirtiest thing in the house? even though its constantly flushed and having clean water put into it, and porcelain isn't really a germ's favorite place to stay. I mean unless you take like zero care of your toilet aren't you actually better off eating food you drop on it than food dropped on the kitcen table.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:35 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:36 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:37 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:38 PM (6Cjut)
Oh and I wonder if the person talking about flushing sending particles into the air knows that the reason you smell stuff is that because particles of what you smell are already in the air. So if something stinks, then that thing that stinks has already invaded your nose and is getting over everything else.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:38 PM (GULKT)
Went to an estate sale today for the first time. The elderly couple who used to own the home were hard-core Repubs, and they had their living room devoted to the cause (the conservative one, not the prog one). There were personalized autographed photos of Bush I and Ronaldus Magnus on the wall and a print of the famous pencil sketch of Reagan wearing a cowboy hat. I snatched that pencil sketch off the wall as soon as I saw it. It's pretty big.
So as we're leaving, there were scads of people waiting to get in. I was carrying the pix by the wire, with the front facing out. I kid you not. We heard someone say, "Look, John Wayne."
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Muchly at August 13, 2011 08:38 PM (Ew27I)
Don't quit your day job . . .
Posted by: Society of Interior Decorators at August 14, 2011 12:28 AM (PUN5M)
I've got a few from this series, Lucy and Catwoman has been the best ones so far. It's fun cheesecake.
Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2011 08:39 PM (M8yfa)
That purple-lipped kendonesian fucktard and the dem cong can suck my cock.
President Perry... I LOVE the sound of that.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:39 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 08:40 PM (D+njD)
You go fist.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:42 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:42 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:43 PM (aybuO)
Yes. I do know that and it's gross. It doesn't mean I want to send quantities of the particles spewing into the air.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:43 PM (piMMO)
tell your son well done, and good job to you. Get them when they're young...Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:44 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 08:44 PM (9RFH1)
'course the head smells like an indoor swimming pool, but I don't have to scrub the damn thing, either.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:45 PM (YGzTa)
You don't actually think things have improved, do you?
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ed at August 13, 2011 08:45 PM (Y2WVW)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:46 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 12:42 AM (aybuO)
The old ones. Those newfagled ones that cut under the rim are way mor clean
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 08:46 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 08:47 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:47 PM (aybuO)
You go fist.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 12:41 AM (piMMO)
Well I didn't say I was about to sit down in front of my toilet to start eating dinner.
Yes. I do know that and it's gross. It doesn't mean I want to send quantities of the particles spewing into the air.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 12:43 AM (piMMO)
Do they really get sent up though, sure some water does. I mean I don't usually notice the smell getting worse after a flush.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:47 PM (GULKT)
Someone said earlier in the thread that he needs a Perry sticker.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:48 PM (piMMO)
I just noticed that Rick Perry gave a speech in New Hampshire today.
Damn. He announces in SC and a few hours later is already on the rail in new hampshire.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 11:49 PM (DKV43)
I think he's supposed to be in Iowa tomorrow isn't he?
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:48 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 13, 2011 08:49 PM (HjxoE)
All I can say is if you have a serious problem, I cannot recommend Barnes-Jewish highly enough. They were kicking medical ass and taking names back in the 80's when I worked as a Paramedic in St. Louis, and they've only gotten better.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:49 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 12:41 AM (piMMO)
Well I didn't say I was about to sit down in front of my toilet to start eating dinner.
I just noticed I typed "fist". Well, that puts a whole different spin on things.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 08:50 PM (Hic+o)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 08:50 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:51 PM (piMMO)
Are you putting those in the bowl or the tank? That chlorine will wreak some havoc on the valve and flapper, wear 'em out quick.
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 08:51 PM (9RFH1)
For all a youse composters out there who might be near a Starbucks tomorrow morning, take their garbage bags full of coffee grounds. I didn't know they gave 'em away till the mister told me. Meh, makes sense. Coffee grounds are excellent for starting new plants and spreading around your acid-lovers, like hollies, pine trees, yews.
'night, all. Can't wait to tell Mr. RB about eh DIY Scrotum Repair. Thank goodness he's got a desk job.
Posted by: RushBabe, Resisting Muchly at August 13, 2011 08:51 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 13, 2011 08:54 PM (TN7KL)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 08:55 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 08:56 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 08:57 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 08:57 PM (E8oYF)
I just noticed I typed "fist". Well, that puts a whole different spin on things.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 12:50 AM (piMMO)
I saw and decided not to pick on you for it, since I teased you about a photo making you not want to use the "low setting" the other week 
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 08:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: booger"
Tank. Shit. Didn't think of that. Oh well, it's the shitter that came w/ the place, and we were gonna replace it soon anyway. Bowl's too shallow and @ 0230, water's cold, too.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 08:58 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 12:56 AM (aybuO)
I am drunk of fucking Budwiser, which means I have to go pee pee every 5 minutes. I usually don't drink this shit
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 08:59 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 08:59 PM (D+njD)
Only kidding. Sure don't understand why it turned so snippy. Oh well, mine is not to reason why.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:00 PM (Zgfnd)
That's a story that bears only one reading but, damn if it wasn't funny that one time!
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:01 PM (aybuO)
sounds good to me
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 12:56 AM (aybuO)
The Grok is in the safe, I am in my jammies and the laundry is in the machine, the pony is under cover and it's cloudy tonight so there is no temptation to pull the cover off of it, so I think I'll join you in a drink or two. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale FTW!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:01 PM (sILPb)
Yes you did!
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:05 PM (D+njD)
So apparently Detriot Defensive Lineman Suh thinks quarterback heads are twistoff bottle caps.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 09:06 PM (GULKT)
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale FTW!
Bastard, I wish I was sober enough to get some of that. Usually I drink Sam Adams, preferably Lager or Pilsner. But hell , tonight I am stuck with the cheap shit and it takes about a case to get me feeling all fuzzy
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:06 PM (H/MnC)
I can maybe only drink 1 bottle of Bud Light or I get nauseated or get a stomachache. I can't really tell the difference in taste in Bud Light and Miller Lite, but any more than 1 bottle and I'm sick.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:06 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 01:05 AM (D+njD)
Oh wow, is THAT a loaded question...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:06 PM (sILPb)
A, A foam shark-shaped thing.
B. A non-lethal shotgun thingy.
C. A gun.
Posted by: Cooter at August 13, 2011 09:07 PM (C06Qq)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:07 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 09:07 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 01:04 AM (aybuO)
The show "Entourage" Its HBO or Showtime, I forget which. And I have no desire to watch it even after they announced it was going to be on comedy central/
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:09 PM (aybuO)
I'd send you one but the interwebs don't stretch open that far.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:10 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:10 PM (aybuO)
#457 Buzzion, tell me more! Did a search and didn't find anything. I note it probably wasn't Big Ben's head because he apparently didn't play, Leftwich did.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:12 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:12 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:13 PM (aybuO)
#457 Buzzion, tell me more! Did a search and didn't find anything. I note it probably wasn't Big Ben's head because he apparently didn't play, Leftwich did.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 14, 2011 01:12 AM (Zgfnd)
It was the Bengals Rookie QB. Here's the Yahoo Sports Blog story with video of it from the NFL Network.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 09:14 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:15 PM (aybuO)
Vino for me. I don't want to open another bottle, but...
Same for me chemjeff...Bud Light is a guaranteed headache.
Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 09:16 PM (Hic+o)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:16 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Marybel at August 14, 2011 01:16 AM (Hic+o)
Take a couple of aspirin before you go to sleep.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:17 PM (sILPb)
Nope. It's an imaginary guy played by some dude that would never actually achieve superstar status. I watched it a few times because it follows South Park on WGN but, man, what a load of douches.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:19 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 13, 2011 09:19 PM (TN7KL)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 09:19 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 01:16 AM (D+njD)
I don't know, but it's on the side of the street, and there's water everywhere...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:20 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:21 PM (aybuO)
I better go to bed before I say something stupid, been pissed of all day.
Oh, and thanks for the beer polka
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:22 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:22 PM (AZGON)
this is the worst ONT
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 01:19 AM (aybuO)
Well there were some Cornholers in there somewhere, too, so yeah...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:22 PM (sILPb)
You do remember where the "Stang is don't you?
Posted by: Panhandler at August 13, 2011 09:22 PM (08vWT)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:22 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 09:24 PM (E8oYF)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:24 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 09:25 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 14, 2011 01:21 AM (Zgfnd)
And if you notice its not exactly the first time he's been guilty of doing that. And yeah, there's the "let'em play and don't be pussies" attitude but that doesn't really mean "think the qb would be better as a pez dispenser. You can give a good hard hit and not wrap your arms around the guy's head.
Posted by: buzzion is being at August 13, 2011 09:25 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Panhandler at August 14, 2011 01:22 AM (08vWT)
Well of course I do! She's under the cover, where she's supposed to be. She doesn't come slumming with me!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:26 PM (sILPb)
Don't forget do-it-yourself scrotum repair.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:26 PM (piMMO)
I bring this up because I have learned over time that all this was avoidable. When her jaw first started to develop in a noticeably incorrect way the (idiot) orthodontist said that it was genetic. This is untrue. She had a lot of allergies and was mouth breathing which I did not connect to the jaw malformation till later. The tongue needs to be in the right place for the palate do develop correctly. Mouth breathing prevents this. She ended up having her addeniods removed and the surgeon said that her breathing was 90% occluded.
So for those of you with children take note. Upper jaw malformation(underbite) is most likely caused because they can't breath through their nose. An overbite is caused usually by poor nutrition. She has celiacs as do I and this was the cause of the allergies.
We were quite lucky apparently to have one of the best maxillofacial surgeons in the county. Residents come from all over to work with him.
Oh, and Perry for President!!
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 13, 2011 09:26 PM (X0ARN)
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 09:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 09:27 PM (Hic+o)
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 13, 2011 09:27 PM (X0ARN)
Yes, I realize I am stepping in it bringing this up...
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:29 PM (Zgfnd)
That's great news!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:29 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:29 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 09:29 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 13, 2011 09:29 PM (TN7KL)
What's all this fur and empty pudding cups doing around my garbage?
We always recycle the plastic Value Rite bottles, usually by taking a leak in them and then pouring it out on a clean restroom floor. AMBIANCE!!!!
Posted by: Panhandler at August 13, 2011 09:30 PM (08vWT)
Yes, I realize I am stepping in it bringing this up...
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 14, 2011 01:29 AM (Zgfnd)
Yes, I had two sisters, and no of course not! it was the dog, honest
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:30 PM (sILPb)
Shit, now I know I should have gone to bed before i read this dribble. Good night, I really don't want to offend anybody
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:30 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 13, 2011 09:31 PM (SOmSz)
Posted by: USA at August 13, 2011 09:31 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 14, 2011 01:29 AM (TN7KL)
?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:32 PM (sILPb)
I do not need erotic writings, pictures, filming of sexual acts (especially this). It seems so staged, unbecoming, the extreme voyeurism. And then I wonder, do men get some sort of thrill looking at other men having sex? It is bizarre.
You've been doing it wrong. Find the pr0n with some women in it.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 13, 2011 09:32 PM (2wKsS)
Wasn't even a doctor who figured it out, either.
Anyway, Celiac sucks because it causes like 30 other symptoms which aren't obviously Celiac. 31 including underbite. So hardly anyone figures it out.
BTW Wal-Mart has started putting in Gluten-Free sections (a while ago) and Big Lots just got a big shipment of Bob's Red Mill stuff, if they have Big Lotses around you (Man, the MacFrugals was a much better store name, Big Lots sounds like something you should see your doctor about).Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:33 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 13, 2011 09:33 PM (X0ARN)
?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 14, 2011 01:32 AM (sILPb)
Forget it. I really don't want to know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:33 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:33 PM (aybuO)
What's all this fur and empty pudding cups doing around my garbage?
Mr Perry Sir, that is to put a big hurt on the heads of the hit team that Obama will send out, wait until Axlerod tries to work that into a presser.
Posted by: Panhandler at August 13, 2011 09:35 PM (08vWT)
Okay. When did the topic turn to porn because, I was just about to go to bed but could stay up for a while.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 09:35 PM (Hic+o)
The mistaking county for country means you are a Nitwit, but the fact that you have a xorn in tow tends to indicate you are a witch. (It's never too late for a D&D reference...)
Posted by: Warthog at August 13, 2011 09:35 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 01:33 AM (aybuO)
Y'know, I've heard that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:36 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:36 PM (D+njD)
I kinda was jealous of that lawyer character who shared the scenes with Shannon Tweed in Body Chemistry 4...
I wasn't supposed to say that, curses!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:37 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: George Orwell at August 13, 2011 09:37 PM (AZGON)
I have a sister and yes, i did fart around her frequently, but it was more about the pure enjoyment of farting than any conscious effort to annoy her.
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 09:38 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:39 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 13, 2011 09:39 PM (X0ARN)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 01:35 AM (piMMO)
Porn I can deal with because it does not deal with imaginary diseases that are usually explained by regressive genes. So lets talk about the newest fad in having sex.
On the other hand, never mind, I am gone: Gute Nacht ihr alle
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:40 PM (H/MnC)
I want to keep my porn life/fantasy life separate from real life and, in real life I would never sleep with a woman. Further, the men in the pornos are fucking disgusting.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:41 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:42 PM (aybuO)
And of course, being scheming females, we'd manage to get them back, some how, some way.
Well, I think I'm gonna get my drunk @ss up off this chair and go to bed. Night everyone, and remember:
Rick Perry, Bitches!
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:42 PM (Zgfnd)
See my above tale @ 363 about what can happen if you take the first opinion you get.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 09:44 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:44 PM (aybuO)
Crikey! Why oh why am I cursed with such a lame hash. Other people get such cool ones as (X0ARN) and (AZGON). Lovely words straight out of Dieties and Demigods (the cool one with Cthulu mythos in it) and what do I get? A lame "what-do-you-sip" (WDySP). *SOB*
(Ooh! It makes me so mad I want to riot and plunder the hash-rich...)
Posted by: Warthog at August 13, 2011 09:44 PM (WDySP)
Puhleeze.
Unless you've been an ass, never apologize around here for someone taking offense. Any and everything is up for grabs around here and I've been brutally attacked for daring DARING to post OT one time because, you know, that NEVER happens. I told them to shove it up their asses.
If you get hurt by the reaction of folks around these parts you won't make it another week.
All sorts of folks drop by in the course of a day.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 13, 2011 09:46 PM (X0ARN)
There's certainly something for everybody here tonight!
Posted by: Dell at August 13, 2011 09:47 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 01:41 AM (D+njD)
I have a sister who is 41. A YOUNGER sister. Get offa my lawn!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:47 PM (sILPb)
Rick Perry will force your daughters to have promiscuous sex with illegal wetbacks!
T3h g4ys!!111!!1!!
Posted by: Robert mimicking a rabid anti-Perry pro-Romney asshole at August 13, 2011 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 13, 2011 09:48 PM (TN7KL)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:49 PM (aybuO)
[I'm totally not obsessed with bodily functions--- "poop" *teeheehehe*]
I assumed Ma Bell was doubtful about the malnutrition cause. It sounds like a "nature vs. nurture" flamewar about to commence.
Posted by: derit at August 13, 2011 09:49 PM (FQlFL)
Buzzion mentioned that the other night. It is a character with interesting possibilities...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (c0A3e)
This ain't no shit*, but me and Jose' stormed the cop shop in my home town after the fuckers picked up my Baby Bro on THEIR paperwork fuckup.
Took 5 Donut suckers and 2 drained stun guns to stop us...
I still don't know how Jose' got bailed out before I did...
(*...and, no, this ain't no Sea Story...)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: California Witch or Nitwit, whichever you prefer at August 14, 2011 01:39 AM (X0ARN)
See my post at 509.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 13, 2011 09:51 PM (E8oYF)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:52 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 09:53 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 01:49 AM (aybuO)
Nah, not technically. Its downloadable content. So if you have already bought the game you can pay a coupld extra bucks to get your hands on like 4 new characters. Freddy being probably the biggest one. The other looked like they might be MK characters from previous games.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 09:53 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:54 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 01:50 AM (bxiXv)
Genetic deseases are not imaginary you dumbfuck. That's why I said regressive genes. But she said not breathing right causes overbite, which is just about as stupid as I ever heard
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:54 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 01:50 AM (YGzTa)
But you said the magic words! (this ain't no shit*)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:55 PM (sILPb)
Mortal Kombat 2 is probably one of the worst movies ever made.
Consider this piece of dialogue.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:56 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: booger at August 14, 2011 01:53 AM (9RFH1)
My laptop needs to be plugged in all the time. I get maybe five minutes on the battery.
I should buy a new one but I can't seem to find anyone reputable sellers.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 09:56 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:56 PM (aybuO)
Men are so fucking easy. Other than the rare, very rare reference to anything sexual (such as above), I don't play those games. 20+ years of working with and supervising men, I have learned to hang, but I don't play.
I think I was here for 4 years before anyone figured out I wasn't a man.
It never ceases to amaze how easy men really are.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 09:57 PM (YGzTa)
____________
Could be worse. I've been seeing rumors of a Hello Kitty/Street Fighter crossover.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2011 09:58 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 09:58 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 01:57 AM (piMMO)
(looking for the middle finger emoticon)
Nice work FORGER.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 09:58 PM (sILPb)
Hell, every one of us got something different out of that comment. When I thought of the breathing problem, tongue thrusting is what popped into my mind. Tongue thrusting does cause alignment problems.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (piMMO)
Dude! How do you pick just one bad line from that movie?
And I really enjoyed the first one. Very fun. Christopher Lambert as a Chinese god, very strange.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (4ixH5)
It never ceases to amaze how easy men really are.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 01:57 AM (piMMO)
It shocks you? Hell, we're so easy if you ask us if we're easy we'll say YES
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (GULKT)
My laptop needs to be plugged in all the time. I get maybe five minutes on the battery.
I should buy a new one but I can't seem to find anyone reputable sellers.Have you tried Newegg? They're reputable.
Posted by: booger at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (9RFH1)
No dumbass, he clearly said LAPTOP BATTERIES! Geez, you spambots had better get your acts together!
Gawd I miss Machines for Sale. That was a spambot who really knew his cues!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 10:00 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 10:00 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:00 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert"
Do you have an "Ellis Battery" place around your parts?? Or mebbe online?? If it has a battery, they can replace it, and usually a lot cheaper than other places.
I needed a new battery for my rider mower, and everybody in town wanted a C-Note+/- $10 for it. Got it From Ellis for about $40...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:01 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:01 PM (QNeKQ)
I should buy a new one but I can't seem to find anyone reputable sellers.
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2011 01:56 AM (4ixH5)
Are you a gaming laptop type of guy or do you just want a simple laptop that works well for basic tasks and videos? Because if its the simple route just go to walmart and pick one up.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 10:01 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 10:03 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 10:03 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 14, 2011 02:03 AM (aybuO)
um why? im a big enough girl to appreciate a summary
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:04 PM (QNeKQ)
this is the worst ONT
You ain't heard nothin' until you've heard Edvard Grieg's Norwegian Dance performed by a Korean harmonica ensemble:
http://tinyurl.com/yfy3hzd
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 10:04 PM (WMEii)
"It shocks you? Hell, we're so easy if you ask us if we're easy we'll say YES
Posted by: buzzion"Wasn't it Gallagher that said something to the effect of, "If a man gets the slightest hint that a woman is interested, BOOM! there we are, pants around our ankles saying, "YOU WANNA??"
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:06 PM (YGzTa)
um why? im a big enough girl to appreciate a summary
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 02:04 AM (QNeKQ)
Shit, cornholers, polka and birth defects. Now you're caught up. Glad you had a good time at the House of Mouse, was Rum with you?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 10:06 PM (sILPb)
Gushka, pay him no mind. He couldn't cut it and fled to Applebees to escape.
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 10:07 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 10:07 PM (D+njD)
"um why? im a big enough girl to appreciate a summary
Darlin', ain't no summary for this train wreck....
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:07 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 02:07 AM (D+njD)
First time to the ONT? Someone ought to provide the Infamous ONT Link.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 13, 2011 10:08 PM (sILPb)
WHY does everyone keep forgetting the do-it-yourself scrotum repair?
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:09 PM (piMMO)
That is memorable, particularly for the idiot who attempted it.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 10:10 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff @ fapplebees at August 13, 2011 10:10 PM (aybuO)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 14, 2011 02:09 AM (piMMO)
Uh, yeah. That too.
Posted by: GGE, Crossing His Legs at August 13, 2011 10:10 PM (sILPb)
um why? im a big enough girl to appreciate a summary
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 02:04 AM (QNeKQ)
Shit,
cornholers, polka and birth defects. Now you're caught up. Glad you had
a good time at the House of Mouse, was Rum with you?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 14, 2011 02:06 AM (sILPb)
nope just us chickens. we did take some funny cleavage pix to send Grim. ate dinner went on rides
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:12 PM (QNeKQ)
Oh, and really who didn't see this idiocy coming? We've got idiots who cannot say words with more than three letters in it but use the word 'meme' in every conversation now on the honor role at the local highschool. But I thought the internet was going to make us smarter. oops. Major civilization fail approaching I fear. Nobody needs to learn anything anymore. Its on wiki. Like a bad 60's startrek episode coming true with the abandoned supercomputer mind controlling the civ. haha glad my life is at least half over! (I hope at this rate)
Posted by: Thank You Very Must! We Much at August 13, 2011 10:12 PM (eXQfZ)
In my AH-64-D Apache LONGBOW....
See ya on the Field Of Honor.
I iz in ur sky, lazin' ur range...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:15 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 10:17 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: derit at August 13, 2011 10:19 PM (FQlFL)
So i can say gentic diseases are real, and my birth defects werent caused by mouth breation but different breathing styles and things you do with your mouth can affect jaw shape-- as well as how much estrogen you came in contact with as a fetus!
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Wish I was there doing the same. I've read just about every ONT for the past two years and have never seen one with as many "low lights" as this...and that includes the flame wars.
So, I just checked and sure enough....FULL MOON.
Posted by: Dell at August 13, 2011 10:25 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:25 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 13, 2011 10:27 PM (ym3Fk)
In my AH-64-D Apache LONGBOW....
See ya on the Field Of Honor.
I iz in ur sky, lazin' ur range...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 02:15 AM (YGzTa)
Aim for the intakes!
but you can still give me that infamous ONT link
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 02:17 AM (D+njD)
As you wish...although it takes a bit of reading through the comments.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Teahad at August 13, 2011 10:29 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 02:29 AM (bxiXv)
talk about your low hanging fruit...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Teahad at August 13, 2011 10:31 PM (sILPb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 14, 2011 02:27 AM (ym3Fk)
But for three bucks it looks pretty cool on my bookshelf.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 10:33 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 10:33 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 02:29 AM (bxiXv)
what the hell are you taking?
they gave me something for my heart made me feel positively psychotic. i flat out refused and told them id rather be dead. they found me another drug
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:34 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:36 PM (bxiXv)
Not in a million fucking years.
now 2 chicks....I can hang with that. lol
Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 10:36 PM (FMbng)
Fortunately, I like C-B Juice, and I have probably drank at least a coupla hundred gallons of the stuff, cut 50/50 w/ water since November last. No soda except when going out and they don't have tea.
The Ol' Lady's always like, "You need MORE juice?!?!" I'm finally getting her to accept, "When you are at the store, GET JUICE!! It ain't going to waste".
Don't know if it'll help, but it can't hurt... But be advised, you'll be pissin' like your horses once you switch over, if you drink as much as I do that is...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:37 PM (YGzTa)
I'm hoping for the latter, just so the LGBT-Z community doesn't get any further ideas.
Posted by: derit at August 13, 2011 10:38 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:39 PM (QNeKQ)
It's been a while since I've checked the specs, but I believe the AH-64's intakes are armored against up to .30cal ....
I'll be there w/ Bull's Eyes on...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:42 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 10:43 PM (piMMO)
Fortunately, I like C-B Juice, and I have probably drank at least a coupla hundred gallons of the stuff, cut 50/50 w/ water since November last. No soda except when going out and they don't have tea.
The Ol' Lady's always like, "You need MORE juice?!?!" I'm finally getting her to accept, "When you are at the store, GET JUICE!! It ain't going to waste".
Don't know if it'll help, but it can't hurt... But be advised, you'll be pissin' like your horses once you switch over, if you drink as much as I do that is...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 02:37 AM (YGzTa)
No lie its works. I do the same.
keeps me functioning like (mostly) normal
wanna hear something crazy? Pomegranate juice and eating pomegranates gives same benefit, but concentrated! So if you want to change it up, cut your cran with Pom! also when im working horses or sweating i go 50/50 cran/gatoraide
just pushing fluids and getting the vite c for the extra cellular pliability that come from getting it from a dietary source really can help. but i really appreciate the struggle as well as how it sux to have kidney pain
man you are STRONG.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:46 PM (QNeKQ)
"GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!"
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:46 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 10:51 PM (bxiXv)
And if the "Strong" comment referred to me and Jose's not so excellent adventure, I'm a 6'3" 280# farmboy built like an offensive lineman..
...but at 47, the framework is starting to feel the mileage a bit more than it did 20 years ago...
Gettin' old ain't fer sissies..
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:52 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 10:53 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 02:51 AM (bxiXv)
We're here to help you!
*Cocks hammer*
Posted by: The Gub'mint at August 13, 2011 10:54 PM (4ixH5)
Why is it priced like cocaine now?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 02:51 AM (bxiXv)because its really good and they turned the ater off where they are grown in california. the only other place they flourish like that is Israel Afghanistan Iran and the ME
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:54 PM (QNeKQ)
SAVE THE POMS!!! NUKE THE SMELT!!!
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:57 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 10:57 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 02:53 AM (D+njD)
take him where Mero is going Kaiser is no good for treating esoteric problems. its drs are ok but the practice one size fits most medicine. The best specialists dont work for the big K but a teaching hospital would love to look at him. You know they are growing heart tissue from stem cells and doing grafts now?
my cardio specialist is trying that out on himself! hes doing it at mayo Scottsdale and UCLA med center i think. bet UCSF is workin on that too.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 10:58 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 02:57 AM (YGzTa)
We, your elected representatives in Congress, abhor violence and condemn it where we see it.
Unless we're doing it.
*Beats the shit out of farmers selling raw milk*
Posted by: The Gub'mint at August 13, 2011 11:00 PM (4ixH5)
It's no fun at 67, either...and I'm just a 5-9, 180 lb runningback.
Posted by: Dell at August 13, 2011 11:02 PM (3S10h)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 02:57 AM (YGzTa)
only kinda, cuz i agree with ya.
dont get me started on this admin's ag policies. they are crazy. bug fuckin nuts.
and youre right gettin older aint for sissies but i was lots sicker when i was younger cuz i refused to care for myself properly. Living with the Marine NCO cured that.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:03 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:06 PM (bxiXv)
"We, your elected representatives in Congress, abhor violence and condemn it where we see it. Unless we're doing it.
*Beats the shit out of farmers selling raw milk*
I just figgered out their EVIL PLAN - If anything is sold "fresh from the farm", they can't put their Mind Control substances in it and we might become uncontrol.......
BRB, I just heard a Black Helicopter go over.....
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:06 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue
There's a little Persian in my backyard who's really taking a liking to me (since I feed him). He climbs into my lap when I'm at the computer than then proceeds to slobber on my hands while I'm typing. Fucking annoying as all hell. The sad thing is, my dying old lion, in his prime the coolest 15# feline ever, hates him, and so I can't let the little guy (Dorky Dork) in much b/c I have to constantly watch him so he doesn't bug Toonses.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 11:07 PM (Xyo0p)
#619
Not to sound too paranoid [that's just what YOU'D like to hear, eh?], but I think it's wise to own hard copies of important texts.
TV/radio stations may be the first targets of dictators for immediate propaganda, but for a full-on cultural revolution [chi-com style], a complete reliance on malleable tech makes it all the more easy.
Posted by: derit at August 13, 2011 11:08 PM (FQlFL)
In general, pomegranates have significant health benefits for women, among other reasons because they are high in phytoestrogens. They are less of a boon for men, but still good because they are high in antioxidants.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 13, 2011 11:09 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 11:09 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 03:06 AM (YGzTa)
Don't be silly, our helicopters aren't...GET HIM!
*Duct tape, ball gag, spirits Forger away to secret CIA black site Canada*
Posted by: The Gub'mint at August 13, 2011 11:11 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)
I was lucky Myrvin H. Ellestad himself took meas a patient, and has been studying me ever since. Hes kinda like an extra uncle now!
my resting heart rate is roughly 120 m all the time even in my sleep. this makes me interesting. it also gives me a very limited shelf life-- they thought.
So far so good. hopefully i will live a little longer. Thats only one of my four major issues. So anyway i win the "you got fucked trifecta." OTOH i will help people i guess by showing certain treatment protocols work. well that and I really want to live. The docs say that counts for ALOT.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:12 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 13, 2011 11:14 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gushka"
When it absolutely, positively has to be unfucked, get a NCO...
I grew up in a family FULL of NCOs from all branches, so I thought I was pretty squared away...
SSgt Bowens and Sgt. Crawford thought differently.... And as a bonus, those Black Men cured my racism*...
...until about 2008-09.... If I'm gonna be accused, might as well live up to it.
(*My folks thought it was cute when I was a kid and would see a Black farmer on his tractor and say, "Ni99er on a putt-putt..." You learn what you're raised with.)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:17 PM (YGzTa)
That is kind of cute.
Horrible, yes, but out of the mouths of babes and all that.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 11:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:20 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:20 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 13, 2011 11:26 PM (Xyo0p)
likely when i was sick he was behind my folks sending me to live with the old DI, lol and i think they both would be pleased with Grim.
Grimmy gets at me to eat right and even to put lotion on his feet on the skype! (when hes not askin for pix of teh boobies)
but i agree NCOs will straighten shit out but im not sure if a sub chief or a Gunny is more fearsome. really hard to say.I have had both as family.
the sub chief had be reading his college english lit books with him when i was 10. and i read them too. lol. he was THAT KIND OF MAN. the gunny willed me to live. He died. And i swear sometimes i can still feel him willing me to live. So i do. Bet you know what i mean...
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:27 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:32 PM (bxiXv)
Now, being that it's a nice night here in S.E.MO., and w/ a few Trip Distilled Smirnoff brand, Val-U-Rite's* under my brain, I think I will grab a bar of soap and the hose out back and take me a G.I. Shower.
Gotta get some Draino for the tub tomorrow, don't youse guys let me forget...
(*Plastic bottle of course....)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:32 PM (YGzTa)
Hell, I was a MP too. The kids on my School Bus LOVE the Crossed Pistols I wear on my covers...
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:37 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 14, 2011 03:26 AM (Xyo0p)
you eat the same way i do. my docs say the inside of my little hummingbird heart looks remarkable. I just tell myself i dont NEED it when i see silly foods. OTOH i love custard pie, and occasionally a piece of cacke or a cherry empanada. do it once in a while and i never feel deprived and dont pig out. makes for a happy life.
my nectarines are ripe right now i can make a simple cobbler that will be out of this world, but not to much because im gonna try making the some into mead.
all things in moderation makes a happy life.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:39 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 11:42 PM (E8oYF)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:43 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 11:46 PM (E8oYF)
An alien invasion.
Space aliens, mind you.
Like in ID4!
I mean, considering what a weak kneed shit he is, it would be perfect.
Remember how Bill Pullman's character in ID4 was the same way? Start of the movie, everyone's calling him a giant pussy? But eventually he climbs into an F-16 and beats the shit out of some alien invaders with the added advantage of his wife dying leaving the way for new pussy.
Well I'm pretty sure this is how little Barry Soetero can save his presidency. It just requires him to remember all those years he ser...oh, wait.
Nah, he's fucked either way.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 11:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Spiker at August 14, 2011 03:46 AM (E8oYF)
its hard to believe that something so small as this little 4.5 lb hairless cat can be such a bedhog. right now shes gone face-in-the potatoes into my stomach/underboob and is snoring. sometimes i wonder if shes not my baby, but an adorable tumor.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 13, 2011 11:49 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:51 PM (llvrO)
I suggest, in keeping with Jugear's tradition, when our Troops salute him, they get to put only one particular finger to the brim of their covers....
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:52 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:52 PM (llvrO)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:53 PM (llvrO)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:54 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 13, 2011 11:54 PM (D+njD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:55 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 03:54 AM (YGzTa)
I have no idea...
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:55 PM (llvrO)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 03:55 AM (YGzTa)
I got nuttin. I was trying to reply to your Army gets to da choppa post and BAM!
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:57 PM (llvrO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 13, 2011 11:57 PM (YGzTa)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 13, 2011 11:59 PM (llvrO)
Best fooking band you've never heard of.
Or you have heard of.
When they're touring as Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2011 11:59 PM (4ixH5)
Well, it was prolly some BS 'bout how once you Squids shoot yer load off the cat, y'all are workin SOOOO HAAARRDDD for Recovery, when in fact y'all just lay around the 19th hole, drinkin' Mai Thais in the pool...
I've seen a Nimitz-class, I know those bitchez are big enuff fer a floatin' country club....
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 12:02 AM (YGzTa)
tried to friend you on facebook Maybe my mom can Help you about getting good docs for the boy.
get them to take your email down. Maybe Mero could you ask them to do it i will also ask Maet.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 12:02 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 12:04 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 03:49 AM (QNeKQ)
Hairless cats are terrifying until one of them leans up against you and purrs. Then you're all "AAAWWWWWWW!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 03:51 AM (bxiXv)
i cant belive some people are scared of her. you would think she was my homunculous or some baby gargoyle i keep in the house the way they cringe about her. My russian friends call her a Doma Goy. But she has the biggest purr and is the most charming little friendly pet. Tho she is not exactly like the other cats.
people who are scared of cats, to me are so strange.Thise cat and the other one? ok i guess i get it. but i dunno.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 12:11 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 12:13 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 14, 2011 04:02 AM (YGzTa)
Damned if they ain't, but there's only room enough for nine holes.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 14, 2011 12:14 AM (llvrO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 12:15 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 14, 2011 12:16 AM (llvrO)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 12:16 AM (D+njD)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 04:16 AM (D+njD)
well its headed out to you
hope we can help. Im in So cal so my contacts are down here but my sissys up there and might know people. I think mero is your boy. My mom might help with coaching you in how to be the tiger-advocate mom.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 14, 2011 12:20 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 14, 2011 12:23 AM (llvrO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 12:25 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: comatus at August 14, 2011 04:20 AM (W5ilH)
Well, when you're setting up a putt-putt course between the airplanes it's a nine-holer. So there!
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 14, 2011 12:25 AM (llvrO)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 14, 2011 12:26 AM (llvrO)
Posted by: La. gal AKS dixiegal69on AOS FB at August 14, 2011 12:26 AM (D+njD)
Watching FOX reruns of that useless straw poll. They're fretting over Perry stealing Bachmans thunder on her big day with shit like "oh I wish he hadn't announced today".
STFU you pansy asses.
Posted by: Jimmah at August 14, 2011 12:32 AM (TfRqk)
Posted by: GGE's Caddy at August 14, 2011 12:34 AM (YGzTa)
Posted by: Megan at August 14, 2011 12:39 AM (BNv9H)
You know who this helps?"
Posted by: Megan at August 14, 2011 04:37 AM (BNv9H)
Ron Paul?
(I kind'a doubt the revo-LOVE-tion will be televised...)
Posted by: Warthog at August 14, 2011 12:44 AM (WDySP)
Eh, some cob logger should probably edit that before you get spammed to death. Never post an unabridged e-mail addy on the interwebs, programs automatically search for them.
On the other hand, I'll send you a message after I check with UCSF to see what they say.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2011 03:57 AM (bxiXv)
I don't know much about Kaiser Permante or whatever but the name has some familiarity to me. It evokes memories of Michael Moore's Sicko. Its a hospital that people who were criticizing his movie were not looking at in a positive manner.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2011 12:49 AM (GULKT)
(I kind'a doubt the revo-LOVE-tion will be televised...)
Posted by: Warthog at August 14, 2011 04:44 AM (WDySP)
Sounds kinda x-rated. But if there's gonna be full penetration and none of that cock teasing just stick the tip in bullshit I'm totally there.
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2011 12:54 AM (4ixH5)
Wait, that's not PC.
Homos.
Yes.
Much better.
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2011 12:57 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GHD at August 14, 2011 02:11 AM (UDaJ+)
Posted by: corsets at August 14, 2011 06:12 PM (v5qDv)
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Posted by: watches forum at August 14, 2011 10:49 PM (ZwWgA)
I can point to several revolutions caused in part by excessive taxation. I can't think of one caused by budget reductions. This is so gay.
We learned in the 60s bribing rioters caused more riots. Rioters like sheep, not people like the Koreans in LA who blew several rioters back back to the PC zone permanently. The Cubans did this in Miama when the blacks thought they act like white sheep The Cubans responsed so severely that blacks were pleading for the National Guard to maintain the peace
Posted by: Molon Labe at August 14, 2011 11:59 PM (t57Qv)
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I think a bug-zapper has more power than one of those.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 06:01 PM (c0A3e)