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April 01, 2011

Overnight Thread-Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer Edition [CDR M]
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Well, well. I'm back! Happy April Fools Day y'all! Yeah, yeah, I know most of you are hoping this is a trick but nope, you are stuck with me tonight. As usual, go get that preferred liquid beverage of your choice or comfort food and enjoy!

Now that is a picture of that rare creature known as the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer. Never heard of it? Me neither until today.

These bizarre creatures were each about half a foot long, very light, and had a bony plate attached to their head that could become burning hot, allowing them to bore tunnels through ice at high speeds. They used this ability to hunt penguins. Packs of them would melt the ice beneath a penguin causing it to sink into the slush, at which point the borers would surround the hapless creature and consume it.

Pretty cool huh? Here's more of the story here. I think only a honey badger would mess with this bad boy. Ok, if you haven't figured it out yet, that was an April Fools joke in Discovery Magazine back in April of 1995. Since it is April Fool's Day, here is a pretty good read on some other historical April Fool's Jokes that have occured. The Top 100 April Fool's Hoaxes Of All Time.

Ah, here's a movie trailer that just hit the streets today and I'm sure will entertain the moron herd. I present to you the Red Band Trailer for HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! Warning: It is the red band trailer which means it is violent and has language and gore. Don't say you weren't warned.

In other movie news, it would seem that Justin Bieber is going to be in Expendables 2. He's going to play Stallone's son. Oh please, please let this be an April Fool's Joke and if it isn't, then I hope he dies a graphic, horrible death in the first 5 minutes of the movie.

Now this little musical rap ditty is pretty damn funny. It is a rap duel between Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

This can't be good for the Pennsylvania economy. According to Cato@Liberty blog, Hershey's is going to raise its prices by 9.7% across the board. Time to start hoardin' the chocolate now morons. This ain't an April's Fool Hoax.

Also at Cato@Liberty, 2011 Budget Battle In Perspective. Yeah, that's right. The politicians are arguing over those teeny little columns on the far right. Pretty pathetic. Can I get some kinetic action going on to lower our deficit/spending?

OK, I've found it. It's the Obama Doctrine!

h/t Theo Spark.

OK, time for a little fighter pron. This is a montage from a French movie called Les Chevaliers du ciel (Sky Fighters). It was a 2005 film about two French Air Force pilots preventing a terrorist attack on the Bastille Day celebrations in Paris. Pretty damn good cinematography.

Here is some of the dogfighting in that movie.

So, how many hearts do you see?

If you counted less than 12, you missed some.

How well do you think you know the effects of alcohol on your body? Take the quiz and see. Your Body On Booze Quiz.

Here's a little video on how everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

George Lucas has effed around with The Empire Strikes Back. Again. Now with Libyan Rebels.

Hmmm. Maybe the Mayans knew something. Look at this earthquake data.

Tonight's cooking video is for a breakfast that only a very strong moron/moronette could manage but hey it's got bacon and booze!

OK, I've been remiss on putting these up the last few times so here you go. Name this classic actress:

Tonights ONT brought to you by the show that owned Friday nights in the 80's:

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1 Rita Hayworth

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 05:06 PM (UO6+e)

2 nuke them all.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:06 PM (l13kH)

3 Hehe, its funny to talk about how you're back but give no indication at all as to who You are.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 05:07 PM (oVQFe)

4 i had to say that.........

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:08 PM (l13kH)

5 Tangled on Blu-ray is AMAZING.

That is all.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:08 PM (YxBuk)

6 Digging up giant garden spiders while gardening is always entertaining.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 05:09 PM (UO6+e)

7 I ONLY SEE 5 HEARTS. WAH!

Posted by: Moist Towelette at April 01, 2011 05:09 PM (Noldz)

8 Skittles bitch!

http://tinyurl.com/6kml6c5

Posted by: Kemp at April 01, 2011 05:09 PM (JpFM9)

9 'Sup moronz .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 05:10 PM (npr0X)

10 3 Hehe, its funny to talk about how you're back but give no indication at all as to who You are.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:07 PM (oVQFe)

I saw that after I hit post. Fixed.

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 05:11 PM (Mv/2X)

Had a fun run-in with a looter last night. I was having a couple drinks at the bar (it was Friday night) and this 34 American starts talking with me. I give him my card, and he lets it be known that he is looking for work. Ok, I would love to pass his resume on.

Kid then begins to berate evil Republicans, talk about how great unions are, brings up Wisconsin, etc. Finally he asks me if I am a Republican, to which I respond a hearty "you bet". Then the kid has the gall to start insulting me personally and saying that some day the "masters" that I serve will screw me over, and also lets it be known that if he had the power, he would try to prevent "me and people like me" from ever holding a job.

The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:12 PM (HNz1Y)

12 5 Tangled on Blu-ray is AMAZING.

That is all.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:08 PM (YxBuk)

Thanks for reminding me. I gotta get that tomorrow for my daughter.

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 05:12 PM (JSetw)

13 Wow, 34 y/o American. I guess that I can't type.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:13 PM (HNz1Y)

So, how many hearts do you see?

Is this Libya after the "O" wages war?

Posted by: Unicornitopia at April 01, 2011 05:13 PM (YIesF)

Hooray another CDR M ONT OMG LOL!

Anyway, one of ThinkGeek's April Fool's products this year is a Playmobil Apple Store. It's pretty cute.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:13 PM (RZ8pf)

The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

They are dumber than a box of rocks. And hopelessly unaware.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:13 PM (muhWA)

17 Thanks for reminding me. I gotta get that tomorrow for my daughter.

I'm watching it for the second time since it arrived on Wednesday. I'm floored by how beautiful the Blu ray version is.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:14 PM (YxBuk)

18 I loved Miami Vice. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:14 PM (RZ8pf)

19 Wow, 34 y/o American. I guess that I can't type.

Glad you said. I was thinkin' three foot four

Posted by: Beto at April 01, 2011 05:15 PM (H+LJc)

20 Sunday Talk Show Tip Sheet

Both Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio are going to be on Fox News Sunday.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 05:16 PM (UO6+e)

21 The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

What did you say to him?

"You still want me to recommend you for a job?"
"Yeah."
"Hold your breath and I'll recommend you."

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:16 PM (YxBuk)

Beto:

The kid was an elf (like 5'5?)--a diver. Wouldn't f*cking shut up.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:17 PM (HNz1Y)

23 McNugget Dippin' Elevators.

I immediately thought of you guys.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at April 01, 2011 05:17 PM (idF0F)

24 give him my card, and he lets it be known that he is looking for work. Ok, I would love to pass his resume on. Did you ask for your card back, and/or hold his resume over your lighter?

Posted by: pko Strany at April 01, 2011 05:18 PM (RJOgX)

25 I'm watching it for the second time since it arrived on Wednesday. I'm floored by how beautiful the Blu ray version is.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:14 PM (YxBuk)

I still say that about How To Train Your Dragon. The detail is just outstanding.

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 05:19 PM (Mv/2X)

26 *urp*

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:19 PM (1ZnTv)

27 le mirage is still one of the best looking birds ever made...

Posted by: D. Hopper at April 01, 2011 05:20 PM (qPTz0)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 09:06 PM (UO6+e)

An easy pic but impressive you got that in for the #1 post!

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 05:20 PM (BuYeH)

29 Ahh, Short Person Disease. That explains a lot

Posted by: Zimriel at April 01, 2011 05:20 PM (pl1+G)

30 Somebody just sent me the honey badger link. For some reason it's a lot more funny now.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 05:20 PM (gJNMj)

There.

Are.

HEARTS!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 05:20 PM (oVQFe)

32 I still say that about How To Train Your Dragon. The detail is just outstanding.

I still haven't seen that. My mom watched it, but I didn't feel like it.

I feel like I can reach out and touch Rapunzel's hair or her dress and it'll feel soft and silky. The colors are really vibrant, too. I was meh on Blu ray but this may change my mind.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:21 PM (YxBuk)

33 I loved Miami Vice. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:14 PM (RZ8pf) I am with you, PGiS. Damned good show.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:21 PM (1ZnTv)

34 The Hershey Co. will be driven to shift more Pennsylvania manufacturing jobs overseas because of artificially high sugar prices in the U.S. market and the stateÂ’s high corporate tax rate, according to a new industry cost study by The Boyd Co.

Not to mention the antics of the unions associated with The Hershey Co making unreasonable demands, as you'd expect. Idiots, all of them. I had to surpress many urges to flip them off the few times I saw them protesting...grrr....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:21 PM (muhWA)

35 The President of the United States bombs a Muslim country, and some nobody in Florida burns a Koran. Guess which oneÂ’s to blame for rioting in Afghanistan?

Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 05:21 PM (penCf)

36 *urp* Quiz was inspiring I see .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 05:22 PM (npr0X)

37 So, for those of you that didn't see me nattering about Hop on the other threads, we saw it today and I really liked it, as did the boy. But, after reading the reviews of it at various sites apparently I was supposed to be offended and I'm a bad mother.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:22 PM (RZ8pf)

CDR M...

Another rock solid ONT.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 05:22 PM (A0VTZ)

39 Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 09:21 PM (penCf)

Bush!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:22 PM (YxBuk)

40 I had to surpress many urges to flip them off the few times I saw them protesting...grrr....

Yeah that's probably the smart move. It would suck to catch a rock in the back of your head.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (/izg2)

I'm watching it for the second time since it arrived on Wednesday.

Cuddly Duck kinda reminds me of this place...

Posted by: eleven year old girls' father at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (YIesF)

The unions of dauphin county are probably the reason Hershey is raising prices. Assholes.

I'm going to Florida soon, need some warm weather.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (c5RQr)

43 Ghurka stories give me a warm fuzzy feeling, better than bacon.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (3W1+C)

44 hi all
great ONT, CDR M!
today is grrreat

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (vj0dH)

45 i think that i see 7 hearts.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (l13kH)

46 Screw Hershey, I'm allergic to chocolate. Had it twice, both times I woke the next day...in the hospital.

Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (penCf)

47 Are you sure the hothead naked ice borer is a joke? I know I have run into them on ski slopes before.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 05:23 PM (MtwBb)

48 But, after reading the reviews of it at various sites apparently I was supposed to be offended and I'm a bad mother.

The horrors! As long as you and your son liked it, to hell with the reviews.

There's usually an inverse correlation between the quality of the film and its reviews anyway, at least IMHO.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:24 PM (muhWA)

@pko Strany

I am curious how he plays this, going forward. I already gave my card to one of his coworkers (cool kid actually, from Denver), so it was too late to get the card back.

I am worried for the future of America if this "I am entitled" mindset is too widespread.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:24 PM (HNz1Y)

50 I!!! SEE!!! FOUR!!! HEARTS!!!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 05:24 PM (xzDMu)

51 What is Hop?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:24 PM (1ZnTv)

52 make that 8

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:24 PM (l13kH)

53 A goddess revealed: Intimate portrait of Liz Taylor at 24 seen for the first time

Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 05:25 PM (penCf)

54 "going forward" Ack!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:25 PM (1ZnTv)

55 momma,

That video of the rescue of the dog in Japan that you posted on the other thread was sooo cute!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2011 05:25 PM (VuLos)

56 #35, Why it's Bush's fault of course with an assist with that horribly biased FauxNews, which needs to be specially excluded from 1st Amendment protections!1111!!!!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 01, 2011 05:25 PM (ijjAe)

57 Yeah that's probably the smart move. It would suck to catch a rock in the back of your head.

Maybe. They aren't at the level of SEIU thugs...not yet.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:26 PM (muhWA)

I'm going to Florida soon, need some warm weather.

Bundle up, it's cold up there.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 05:26 PM (gJNMj)

59 50 I!!! SEE!!! FOUR!!! HEARTS!!!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 09:24 PM (xzDMu)

You're late by 19 posts buddy

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 05:26 PM (oVQFe)

The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM

He probably thinks he's a gutsy maverick.

Posted by: arhooley at April 01, 2011 05:27 PM (3mOe5)

61 So, how many hearts do you see?

None. I see only a field to be razed.

/But there is a scene of decadence in the background.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:27 PM (muhWA)

62 Cuddly Duck kinda reminds me of this place...

Snuggly Duckling?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:27 PM (YxBuk)

63
And good evening, all! I'll be back later . . . gotta do some chores.

Posted by: arhooley at April 01, 2011 05:28 PM (3mOe5)

64 Against All Odds: Japanese Dog Found Alive at Sea Three Weeks After Tsunami

Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 05:28 PM (penCf)

65 I remember when I was little that my Dad, who was a high school biology teacher, had a small book called "The Snouters." It purported to be a scientific monograph about an island on which all the mammals had evolved strange noses for various purposes. They formed a new order of mammals called "rhinogrades." It was a sort of year-round April Fool's joke.

Posted by: Vina the Moose at April 01, 2011 05:29 PM (ELpjS)

66 Oh, and the lake needs some oil derricks. Drill here, drill now, baby.

/And not in a decadent manner.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:29 PM (muhWA)

67 28 An easy pic but impressive you got that in for the #1 post!

I love old movies.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 05:29 PM (UO6+e)

68 Also, I was able to mostly suppress the Russell Brand. Though he does make a cameo as himself. But Hasselhoff more than makes up for it.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:29 PM (RZ8pf)

I am worried for the future of America if this "I am entitled" mindset is too widespread.

Too late.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:29 PM (YxBuk)

70 giggle

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 05:30 PM (I6Yga)

71 wow that French jet video is amazing
that is something the French do right, they have a sense of artistic beauty

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:31 PM (vj0dH)

72 I loved Miami Vice. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Me either--damn fine cop show with occasional comic relief episodes (See: The Cows of October).

The late Brandon Tartikoff came up with the idea with a two word note: "MTV Cops." The rest is history.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:31 PM (7utQ2)

73 10 out of 10 on the alcohol quiz.

Posted by: booger k ows his booze at April 01, 2011 05:31 PM (9RFH1)

You're late by 19 posts buddy

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:26 PM (oVQFe)

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Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 05:31 PM (xzDMu)

75 Uh...

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 05:32 PM (9RFH1)

76 giggle

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (I6Yga)

Oh good - you're drinking.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 05:32 PM (YX6i/)

giggle

Someone poke ya in the belly?

teehee

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 05:33 PM (A0VTZ)

78 momma I read that story today about that poor little pooch. Made me cry. Dogs just get to me. Wish I could have one.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:33 PM (Z71Vg)

79 The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

did you happen to mention that he is the one who is begging for a job with your evil Republican overlord masters?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:33 PM (vj0dH)

80 /just the giggles

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 05:34 PM (I6Yga)

81 Steve Earle has some sort of horrible-looking growth between his eyebrows. He should have left the music videos alone.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 01, 2011 05:34 PM (le5qc)

82 Oh good - you're drinking.

As should we all be.

A bit of Glenlivet 18 going here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:34 PM (7utQ2)

83 George Lucas has effed around with The Empire Strikes Back. Again. Now with Libyan Rebels.

Needs more Libyan rebels firing uselessly in the air, yelling "Allah Ackbar"!

The only time I can think of a modern Arab army being worth a damn is the Egyptian military circa 1972.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:35 PM (muhWA)

84 I am having wine. Or whining. Not sure which.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

85 Were those Mirages or Rafales? I can't tell them furrin' planes apart.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 05:35 PM (myYF0)

The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (HNz1Y)

Two words, Public "Education".

Or maybe Socialist taught Public Education.

When a monopoly runs something, the schools, they get to write the books.

Posted by: Kemp at April 01, 2011 05:35 PM (JpFM9)

87 The President of the United States bombs a Muslim country, and some nobody in Florida burns a Koran. Guess which oneÂ’s to blame for rioting in Afghanistan?

Posted by: momma at April 01, 2011 09:21 PM (penCf)

MATT DAMON

Posted by: MATT DAMON at April 01, 2011 05:36 PM (yQWNf)

88 79 giggle

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (I6Yga)

Oh good - you're drinking.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:32 PM (YX6i/)

well baseball did just get started and the Masters are next week.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:37 PM (l13kH)

I am worried for the future of America if this "I am entitled" mindset is too widespread.

Heh. I was talking to my friend about being pissed at some whiny-ass kids and their parents...and she went off into a rant about about how much the whole "entitlement mentality" sucks. I was smiling the whole time!

Posted by: NC Ref at April 01, 2011 05:37 PM (/izg2)

90 So, Santa's Workshop is near the North Pole and the Easter Bunny's Candy Factory is beneath Easter Island. Got it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:37 PM (1ZnTv)

91 Ok girls would you be more attracted to a Tea Party solider or a regular solider?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 05:38 PM (EiH7n)

92 Two words, Public "Education".

nahh it's not public education. Ya gotta think like a liberal. To him, he is unquestioningly right and so he is entitled to say whatever he wants about whomever he wants, and that alone should get him praise and a job. Because he's right. Because he's a liberal.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:38 PM (vj0dH)

Hop has a funny bit with an Asian kid. And also mocking the "everybody is special" meme.

Maybe the reason that reviewers uniformly didn't like it is because there were no cheap shots at Republicans or Sarah Palin. Which I kept expecting.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:39 PM (RZ8pf)

94 the Masters are next week.

[Trying to decide if smartass remark about subject/verb agreement is correct.]

....
....
....

[Decides to have three more fingers of scotch instead.]

[Waves ice cuber over the top.]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:39 PM (7utQ2)

95 Booked a massage for Tuesday (my birthday). Couldn't think of a better way to treat myself and maybe it will help my ailing back. Wish me luck, cuz this week has been awful. I went to the doc Monday. He prescribed Tramadol and Skelaxin which are a pain killer and muscle relaxer. Said it would be fine to take both. Hoo boy!!! I had to leave work Tuesday I was so damn loopy, slept all day. Been on the damn Tramadol all week. One nice side affect. I totally lost my appetite, so no eating snacks all day at work.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:39 PM (Z71Vg)

96 Dammit, didn't anyone else see it today? I want some reassurance that it was OK that I found it hilarious.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:40 PM (RZ8pf)

97 HEHLOH EVEEBOHEE. I AH PLEESEH AH EXHIHID TUH ANNOUHN MAH ENGAHMEH TO MAHK HAHMOH. WE WIH BE MAHEED THIH SUMAH IH AH CEWEHMOHEE TEH ENTIHIH WOHUL WIH HEAH ABOUH.

HAUHAUHAH!!! APHIH FOOHS!!! GOH YU!!!!!!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at April 01, 2011 05:40 PM (FYCiJ)

98 jewells45, I hope your back gets better soon. You've been going through a lot lately, I'm sorry that life is tossing a load of manure your way right now and I hope that eventually daisies bloom in its place.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)

99 [Decides to have three more fingers of scotch instead.]

Smelt is jealous. The lq closes at 7 pm in these parts so I am screwed for tonight.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 05:41 PM (A0VTZ)

100 a memorable conversation I had with a liberal, ca. 2006:

Lib: "Bush should be impeached!"
Me: "Why?"
Lib: "Because he's spying on Americans!"
Me: "He's spying on terrorists, and besides, it's no worse than what Clinton did"
Lib: "You lie, Clinton never did anything like this"
Me: "Look up the Carnivore program"
Lib: "Carnivore? Never heard of it"

they really do think history began in 2000

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:42 PM (vj0dH)

101 Were those Mirages or Rafales? I can't tell them furrin' planes apart.

Mirages. The high-winged ones are Alpha Jets, I think.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 05:42 PM (pho5m)

102 nahh it's not public education. Ya gotta think like a liberal.

And where, pray tell to you learn to "think" like a liberal?

Public schools, public universities.

Socialist teach socialism, this in not hard to understand.

Posted by: Kemp at April 01, 2011 05:42 PM (JpFM9)

103

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 09:39 PM (Z71Vg)

That's terrible to hear. May your pain be alleviated soon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (muhWA)

104 Dammit, didn't anyone else see it today? I want some reassurance that it was OK that I found it hilarious.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:40 PM (RZ8pf)

It's ok that you found it hilarious. I'm sure.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (YX6i/)

105 jewells45, I hope your back gets better soon.

Ditto. Mine bugs the hell out of me occasionally and it is no fun.

Muscle relaxers can be fun, however. No driving submarines though.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (7utQ2)

106 Oh no. the drunk Republican Swingers are here and half forgot to bring in their golf cart keys for the hat.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (EiH7n)

107 Kemp, fair enough

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (vj0dH)

108 RE: The sidebar story about newscasters suddenly speaking gibberish.

This actually happened to my wife last week. It was pretty damn scary. It is a little weird that it seems more prevalent, for whatever reason.

Posted by: Johnny at April 01, 2011 05:43 PM (mhmc7)

109 @ jewells45 Stretching does wonders .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 05:44 PM (npr0X)

110 jewells45 so sorry to hear about your back! I hope you enjoy your massage

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:44 PM (vj0dH)

111 In Exile, you said the guy's a diver? I wouldn't have thought it-- most of the ones I know are pretty right wing. Wrong industry for a lefty, what with all the Gaia abuse.

Posted by: Secundus at April 01, 2011 05:44 PM (7VJOA)

112 [Decides to have three more fingers of scotch instead.]

[Waves ice cuber over the top.]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 09:39 PM (7utQ2)

being a smartass never entered my mind. if i was being a smartass, you wouldnt have to think about it......... the words fuck you would have been in the comment somewhere.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (l13kH)

113

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:41 PM (RZ8pf)

Thanks so much! Yeah life's been a total bitch lately but it will get better. Also, hubby only has 9 more treatments (had to stop again because of redness and sores) but he's almost done!!

I sure do miss sex. Just sayin....

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (Z71Vg)

114 116 In Exile, you said the guy's a diver? I wouldn't have thought it-- most of the ones I know are pretty right wing. Wrong industry for a lefty, what with all the Gaia abuse.

there's different kinds of divers
there's the Navy SEAL type of divers
then there's the beach bum type of divers

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (vj0dH)

115 Friday night blues at dustmybroom.com. Every Friday night. Great websurfing music. Get it up Now.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (le5qc)

116

Booked a massage for Tuesday (my birthday).

Al Gore Giddy Spa Spot?

Posted by: eleven year old girls' father at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (YIesF)

117
Muscle relaxers can be fun, however. No driving submarines though.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 09:43 PM (7utQ2)

Nope. Muscle relaxers are for driving your Titlest (or Schlesinger, if you're like me).

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 05:45 PM (YX6i/)

118 So all that Global Warning shit that Discovery Magazine always writes about is an April Fools joke too?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 05:46 PM (QK1rf)

119

They are dumber than a box of rocks. And hopelessly unaware.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:13 PM

can we please stop with this generalization?

We are smart actually, we can tell you where we were formed and you can use that information to ascertain your current environment. We preserve history in all different forms within us a fossils and silicas. We encase the very fuels that you gain sustenance from.

Can we go with box of hammers or football bat?

Thank you

Posted by: Rocks everywhere at April 01, 2011 05:46 PM (ZUWaD)

120 Oh no. the drunk Republican Swingers are here and half forgot to bring in their golf cart keys for the hat.

I'm pretty sure I don't fall into that category since a) Kratos doesn't tolerate decadence and b) Mrs. Circa definitely does not tolerate decadence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (7utQ2)

121 Well, I am shocked, yes shocked, that the Ewok did not have more April fools shit on the blog. When he sobers up in the morning, someone give him some shit.

I going down early. 24 days left till Easter, come on baby keep that valu rite cold!

Posted by: Kemp at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (JpFM9)

122

I sure do miss sex. Just sayin....

Honey, you are preaching to the choir here. I've been re-virginated it's been so long.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)

123

"nahh it's not public education. Ya gotta think like a liberal." - chemjeff

Getting over the lobotomy is the hardest part. It gets easier after that, so I'm told.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (sJTmU)

124 Thanks everyone for your prayers and just giving me a shout out. I appreciate it.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (Z71Vg)

125

I don't listen to his music but all the more power to Justin Bieber. A few years ago, an unknown nobody just using the internet to get noticed. Now, famous, (hopefully rich) and someone posted dating Selena Gomez to boot. I'd wish the same type of success to all of the morons here.

And, get this. I'm pretty sure his songs don't refer to your daughters, my god-daughter, as whores and encourage them to give out blowjobs as if they were lollipops.

Pre-DOOM world annoyance factor - 2 out of 10. Many bigger things to care about.

/just saying

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (GKQDR)

126 124

They are dumber than a box of rocks. And hopelessly unaware.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:13 PM

Hey I'm a geologist, so what's your damn problem with a box of rocks?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 05:47 PM (QK1rf)

127 I don't see many hearts in the picture, but I do plainly see the Gibralter turd I dropped after all-you-can-eat Shakeys pizza, celebrating my first full-time job in 1973. A fine rendering, on the part of both myself and the artist.

Posted by: gp at April 01, 2011 05:48 PM (VnzFn)

128 I would say no matter what your politics are, the guy's unemployable. Only a fanatic or a frickin' idiot (or a fanatical frickin' idiot) would go into some kind of political rant at someone who might get him a job before finding out what the guy's politics are. If he's that stupid on dry land, no telling what kind of creative idiocy he'll come up with half a mile under the ocean.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 05:48 PM (myYF0)

129 5 Tangled on Blu-ray is AMAZING.

That is all.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:08 PM (YxBuk)

I still need to get a blu-ray player.

And How to Train Your Dragon is really, really good.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 05:48 PM (afWhQ)

130

Honey, you are preaching to the choir here. I've been re-virginated it's been so long.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:47 PM (RZ8pf)

*cough* *chokes*

Posted by: Safe Suds at April 01, 2011 05:48 PM (YX6i/)

131

Honey, you are preaching to the choir here. I've been re-virginated it's been so long.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:47 PM (RZ8pf)

I'll send you a set of "Rome" in Blu-Ray.

Because I care...

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 05:49 PM (QK1rf)

132 Enjoying my favorite margeereetas here, the secret is to get white tequila, that way it's maximum margarita flavor. Course, if you don't mind paying for the real gold tequila and not the crappy kind that's just tinted with caramel then that's fine too.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 05:49 PM (9RFH1)

133 Tokyopop pulled the meanest April Fool's to which I've ever been subjected.

Lady Gaga playing Sailor Moon in a live action film.

I felt physically ill.

Bastards.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 05:49 PM (afWhQ)

134

Yeah, that TV gibberish thing, see I TOLD you all that it was some freaky government experiment. I'm not sure I believe the microwave thing. But if I were going to have a paranoid conspiracy about it, I'd say it was mind control to ensure that no media personality goes off the Obama reservation.

Shut up. I told you my picture is there when you look up gullible in the dictionary.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)

135

Nope. Muscle relaxers are for driving your Titlest (or Schlesinger, if you're like me).

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:45 PM (YX6i/)

Heh, I started carrying Alieve in my golf bag.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (MtwBb)

136 I hope the Moron Army appreciates this pull quote from a review of a play that I co-wrote:

Horror fans should find a lot to like in Bathory - murder, blood-bathing, lesbians and torture - all in less than 60 minutes.

(The FEARnet.com review doesn't credit me, but this other one does.)

Elizabeth Bathory, The Blood Countess runs Saturdays at 8:30 pm through April 30, 2011 at Zombie Joe's Underground Theatre, 4850 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601.

Posted by: Vina the Moose at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (ELpjS)

137

Honey, you are preaching to the choir here. I've been re-virginated it's been so long.

LOL. I hope I can remember what to do when I can finally get around to doing it again. I think that's what's wrong with me back. No really... it's been worse since I haven't had sex.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (Z71Vg)

138 re-virginated

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd Harry Reid adjourns the Senate again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (7utQ2)

139 Hey I'm a geologist, so what's your damn problem with a box of rocks?

They illicit strong feelings of pain when people throw them at my misshapen form,

.

Alright, it was unfair of me to compare liberal's mental acuity to a box of rocks.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (muhWA)

140 Girls girls girls, here is the answer to your problems!

Sing along!

http://tinyurl.com/4spw8lu

Posted by: Kemp at April 01, 2011 05:50 PM (JpFM9)

141 Only a fanatic or a frickin' idiot (or a fanatical frickin' idiot) would go into some kind of political rant at someone who might get him a job before finding out what the guy's politics are.

the sad part is, he's probably NOT that stupid - he's probably only had jobs in liberal-approved institutions, like schools, where it is commonplace to bash Republicans on a daily basis and nobody gives them crap about it because the few Republicans around are too timid/polite to say anything, so they go unchallenged

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (vj0dH)

142 I'm hoping Lady Gaga performing at the Royal Wedding evening bash is also an April Fool's joke.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

143 Baby if Tramadol works you ain't in pain. Must be something else what bugging you. Take two aspirin and sue me in the morning.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (le5qc)

144 Posted by: Secundus at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (7VJOA)

Swimming pool diver, not deep-sea diver.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (HNz1Y)

145 @119 And then there are the guys who dive in the Gulf of Mexico-- and internationally-- for the oil companies.

Posted by: Secundus at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (7VJOA)

146 Heh, I started carrying Alieve in my golf bag.

My back came with Tylenol.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 05:51 PM (7utQ2)

147 Model promises to get naked if her team wins title.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2011 05:52 PM (OBXDf)

148 my back.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:52 PM (Z71Vg)

149

How does a box set of Rome get me sex?

I've only had half a glass of wine and my fingers are numb. TFW?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:52 PM (RZ8pf)

150 147 I'm hoping Lady Gaga performing at the Royal Wedding evening bash is also an April Fool's joke.

*shudders*. Knowing her fashion style, if this rumor is true, she'd probably show up wearing nothing but the Union Jack and some skivves.

When I think of class, Lady Gaga is the furthest thing that comes to mind.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:53 PM (muhWA)

151 And then there are the guys who dive in the Gulf of Mexico-- and internationally-- for the oil companies.

Posted by: Secundus at April 01, 2011 09:51 PM (7VJOA)

That's pretty much going away. My partner was a VP of Oceaneering and robots are the new thing there..

I know lots of former oil rig divers, and I myself did some heliarc welding back when I was young and stupid and fearless.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 05:54 PM (QK1rf)

152 What's all this about muff divers?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 05:54 PM (pho5m)

153

Swimming pool diver, not deep-sea diver

Could be a diver that sounds like 'stuff' or 'tough'..

Posted by: Not enough at April 01, 2011 05:55 PM (YIesF)

154 Mr. Circa, hi. Good for you to stand for your values. I enjoy a chuckle here and over there but some of these big burly young drunk men think they are the Christopher Columbus s of sex and murder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 05:55 PM (EiH7n)

155 146 Only a fanatic or a frickin' idiot (or a fanatical frickin' idiot) would go into some kind of political rant at someone who might get him a job before finding out what the guy's politics are.

the sad part is, he's probably NOT that stupid - he's probably only had jobs in liberal-approved institutions, like schools, where it is commonplace to bash Republicans on a daily basis and nobody gives them crap about it because the few Republicans around are too timid/polite to say anything, so they go unchallenged

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 09:51 PM (vj0dH)

But he continued the rant AFTER he know my politics, as well. I was surrounded by Oil and Gas folks, so I doubt that he made many friends last night.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 05:55 PM (HNz1Y)

156 hi

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 05:55 PM (A0VTZ)

157 Swimming pool diver, not deep-sea diver

Oh, so the guy is a pool boy? Yeah, okay, he's had too much sun to the brain.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:56 PM (vj0dH)

158 I hope your back decides to be nice, jewells45.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 05:56 PM (1ZnTv)

159 How does a box set of Rome get me sex? It doesn't . Saying yes will usually get it done though .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (npr0X)

160

I've only had half a glass of wine and my fingers are numb. TFW?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:52 PM (RZ8pf)

Check your A1C. No joke...

I didn't say that Rome would get you sex, it just is frightening to remember that other people are having lots of it in togas.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (QK1rf)

161

Then the kid has the gall to start insulting me personally and saying that some day the "masters" that I serve will screw me over, and also lets it be known that if he had the power, he would try to prevent "me and people like me" from ever holding a job.

The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (HNz1Y)

That attitude is not uncommon and kind of what first clued me in (many years ago) that liberals were wastes of freaking skin. Seriously, they will screw you over, whenever they can, which we see every time a bunch of fucking retards vote for them and they end up with majorities in State or Federal government.

But people are too fucking dumb to figure that out, so it keeps happening.

I would have told him he was a useless, evil sack of shit, *because* his ideas were fucked and he was hostile to decent people, and his stupid, selfish bullshit was why we're in as much trouble as we are, and that I hoped that he spent the rest of his miserable, pathetic life in a labor camp trying to run up the fucking insane debt his fucking oppositional-defiant lefty heroes had run up in both our names with his encouragement, and if he didn't get his fucking smarmy face out of mine right fucking now, there would be fucking trouble.

But I'm not in the *best* of moods today.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (bxiXv)

162 Wait, the guy is a 34-year-old pool boy?

Yeah Trimegistus is right, he's unemployable

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (vj0dH)

163 But he continued the rant AFTER he know my politics, as well. I was surrounded by Oil and Gas folks, so I doubt that he made many friends last night.

Stuck on stupid. Stupid and filled with a sense of his own mental and moral superiority.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (muhWA)

164 Where did I put my Skittles-flavored vodka recipe...

Posted by: home brewed at April 01, 2011 05:57 PM (YIesF)

165
Oh, so the guy is a pool boy? Yeah, okay, he's had too much sun to the brain.

It's probably the chlorine.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 05:58 PM (YxBuk)

166 Swimming-pool diver? What kind of job was he looking for? "I find things people have dropped in moderately shallow water. I'm the best there is at what I do. If Dick Cheney hid the secret evidence about Halliburton causing 9/11 in a lake 20 feet deep, I could find it."

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 05:58 PM (myYF0)

167

But he continued the rant AFTER he know my politics, as well. I was surrounded by Oil and Gas folks, so I doubt that he made many friends last night.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:55 PM (HNz1Y)

He probably wasn't trying to get a job, he was doing it so he could say he tried to get a job.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (bxiXv)

168

Booked a massage for Tuesday (my birthday). Couldn't think of a better way to treat myself and maybe it will help my ailing back. - jewells45

You've damaged a disk in your back, probably in the lower lumbar region. Perhaps a slight herniated disk that is rubbing on your spinal cord. It hurts like Hell. It happened to me 6 years ago.

1) get to a good spinal specialist practice - you will probably need a referral from your primary care physician

2) you need a good diagnosis, and probably an MRI of your back. X-rays or CAT scans will not show up damaged soft tissue

3) epidural prednisone injections can help manage the pain and swelling of the herniated disk, and perhaps allow healing - to a point. They did for me.

Sometimes it heals on its own (like it sorta did for me), and sometimes you need surgery (like my neighbor across the street). This is serious and nothing to be fooled with. The massage may help a little and probably won't hurt the problem, but it won't solve it. Chronic back pain is no joke and can make you extremely miserable. Tramodol had almost no effect for me unless I took it with a Vicodin.

Untreated it will get worse. Please get your doctor to refer you to a good spinal specialist practice and at least get an accurate diagnosis.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (sJTmU)

169 AM I LATE? WHAT HAPPENED?

OH. RITA HAYWORTH. NEVER MIND,

Posted by: SKYNET at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (D6Uk6)

170

What's an A1C? And how do I check it?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)

171

I hope your back decides to be nice, jewells45.

Yeah me too. I've heard some people say a massage made it worse. God, I hope that's not the case with me. I am supposed to go see West Side Story with my son next weekend. I don't want to spend the entire evening being miserable. The tickets were my birthday present from hubby.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (Z71Vg)

172 He probably wasn't trying to get a job, he was doing it so he could say he tried to get a job.

Yeah but doesn't the unemployment office require _proof_ that you were looking for a job?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (vj0dH)

173 Just kickin it here on a Friday, listening to some good tunes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 05:59 PM (A0VTZ)

174

But he continued the rant AFTER he know my politics, as well. I was surrounded by Oil and Gas folks, so I doubt that he made many friends last night.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:55 PM (HNz1Y)

Greenies go head first into the drilling mud pit.

That said, I did work out in the oilpatch with a vegetarian from Hereford, Texas.

Pretty unprecedented...

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 06:01 PM (QK1rf)

175 Stuck on stupid. Stupid and filled with a sense of his own mental and moral superiority.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:57 PM (muhWA)

That that, in a nutshell, is the Democratic party.

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 06:01 PM (HNz1Y)

176 Hey now, some of us still make a few extra bucks on the side by cleaning pools part time in the summer. Do we spend that money on decadence? Sure, but still......

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:01 PM (9RFH1)

177 I've known some oil-industry hippies. I'm related to a couple. But at least their mommas taught them proper manners.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:02 PM (myYF0)

178

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:02 PM (myYF0)

179 Why did I have a sock called Vina the Moose?

Posted by: stuiec at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (ELpjS)

180 Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (myYF0)

181

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (sJTmU

I've done it all. Believe me, every treatment known to man has been done on me. MRI showed only very slight disc problems, not enough to cause the pain I get. My problem is muscular. Sitting aggravates the hell out of it and of course my job involves sitting most of the time. I feel fine when I take my 6 weeks off in the summer.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (Z71Vg)

182 A1C is a test for diabetes. It is able to see if your isle of Langerhans is going in that direction, or if it has gotten there.

A1c is on blood cells and provides an average of blood sugar over the past 90 days.
A new substitutre for the A1C test is for fructosamine.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (QK1rf)

183 181 Hey now, some of us still make a few extra bucks on the side by cleaning pools part time in the summer. Do we spend that money on decadence? Sure, but still......

booger, I didn't mean to impugn your choice of part time work - but cleaning pools is not your career, is it? there's a difference

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (vj0dH)

184 Untreated it will get worse. Please get your doctor to refer you to a good spinal specialist practice and at least get an accurate diagnosis. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (sJTmU) I second that. If you have a herniated disk you need to get that sucker fixed. I had two, ten years apart. Both were fixed with surgery. The pain vanished. X-rays are not revealing. You need an MRI.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:03 PM (1ZnTv)

185 Ah, here's a movie trailer that just hit the streets today and I'm sure will entertain the moron herd. I present to you the Red Band Trailer for HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! Warning: It is the red band trailer which means it is violent and has language and gore. Don't say you weren't warned.

--Well, I've been pushing that one for a couple weeks. Finally saw it today. Good, gory fun. Jim Lahey has a hot daughter.

Sorry to drive-by post, but must run and I'll check in longer tomorrow night.

Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (BP6Z1)

186 182 I've known some oil-industry hippies. I'm related to a couple. But at least their mommas taught them proper manners.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 10:02 PM (myYF0)

Speed labs are killing the oil field.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (QK1rf)

187 184 Why did I have a sock called Vina the Moose?

I'm wondering the same thing myself. You'd better have a good explanation...

Posted by: Rocky the Squirrel at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (vj0dH)

188

Yet another teacher here charged with sexual misconduct with a student.

I have no idea what's in the water in the teacher's lounges around here.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (RZ8pf)

189 jewells: Go swimming before you go to the theater. Does wonders for me when I have to take a long plane trip.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (myYF0)

190

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (A0VTZ)

Man that's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 01, 2011 06:04 PM (/izg2)

191 logprof, did you get my email?

I just got back from North Dakota this morning, btw..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 06:05 PM (QK1rf)

192

Man that's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Give it 40 seconds, you may come to appreciate it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:06 PM (A0VTZ)

193

What's an A1C? And how do I check it?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (RZ8pf)

It's the measure of a chemical balance in your red blood cells that roughly equals the average blood sugar over the last four months. Assuming the lab doesn't fuck it up. A1C can also be affected by viruses, but it's rare and most doctors have never heard of it.

The doctor will tell you it's a three month average, but they're fucking wrong and will admit it if you smack 'em hard enough.

If it's high, they will diagnose you with diabetes when they should actually do a glucose tolerance test, but doctors are incompetent. They should actually do a multi-hour multi-measurement tolerance test, but I rarely hear about those actually being done.

At that point you enter the wonderful world of diabetes medicine, where everything is wrong and the treatments never work well but they keep doing it anyway.

Boy, I *am* mad today.

Unfortunately there are 12,000 causes of numb fingers, so it's tricky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:07 PM (bxiXv)

194

I'm fairly confident I don't have diabetes. I think it's the fact that I hold my hands over the keyboard differently after I've been drinking.

It's been raining here so much that there's a hole in my front yard that has been drilled out by the water. Let's hope the house doesn't sink. At least I'm not on a cliff so it won't slide off like others have.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:07 PM (RZ8pf)

195 how to train your dragon is one of my fave movies EVER.
Toothless reminds me a great deal of my black horse that bebe calls the Diva, and my hairless cat rolled into one being. everyone who sees it and knows me has observed this.

Posted by: Gushka at April 01, 2011 06:07 PM (93zw2)

196 Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 10:03 PM (Z71Vg)

Jewells, is it low back or mid back?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2011 06:08 PM (VuLos)

197 Man that's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Yep ...and I'll just use your words here.

Posted by: melvin at April 01, 2011 06:08 PM (3OCZw)

198 I feel fine when I take my 6 weeks off in the summer.

Posted by: jewells45

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come off as a know it all. It's just that I know back pain is miserable. I know you are going through a lot of anxiety now, and that probably aggravates nervous tension.

Perhaps Yoga excercises can help. It may sound trite but you have to find time to take care of yourself.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 06:08 PM (sJTmU)

199

Boy, I *am* mad today.

Unfortunately there are 12,000 causes of numb fingers, so it's tricky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:07 PM (bxiXv)

Watch your blood sugar from all that stress.

You really need to get your A1C checked.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 06:08 PM (QK1rf)

200

Unfortunately there are 12,000 causes of numb fingers, so it's tricky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:07 PM (bxiXv)

Like your blood rushing to another part of your body.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:09 PM (YX6i/)

201 jewells, your breasts might be out of alignment. There are experts here who can take a look and render an opinion.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:09 PM (1ZnTv)

202

I have no idea what's in the water in the teacher's lounges around here.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 10:04 PM (RZ8pf)

I think it's a bad idea to put twentysomething teachers in with HS. Younger teachers used to teach younger grades. Not sure what the eduspecs are on suggested age teachers for age groups.

My only hot young teacher was in third grade. Miss Bangham -- really.

Posted by: Beagle at April 01, 2011 06:10 PM (sOtz/)

203

Give it 40 seconds, you may come to appreciate it.

Our society is fkn boned. And I'm fkn gullible.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 01, 2011 06:10 PM (/izg2)

204 For everyone trying to diagnose Jewells45 - include an Epic Fuckload of Stress in the immediate past and present in your equations.

I'm not going to try and diagnose it (I haven't even solved all of soulpile's problems yet - still keeping notes), but I doubt a relaxing massage could hurt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:10 PM (bxiXv)

205 booger, I didn't mean to impugn your choice of part time work - but cleaning pools is not your career, is it? there's a difference

Heh, you didn't, i was just kidding. No, it's not my full time job. I'm friends with the owner of a local pool and spa supply company and he always needs extra help in the summer so i go in on weekends. I actually do mostly equipment repairs and only clean pools once in a rare while, most people prefer their pool to be cleaned during the weekday when they're not there.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:11 PM (9RFH1)

206

I have no idea what's in the water in the teacher's lounges around here.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 10:04 PM (RZ8pf)

All I know is that they didn't have ANY of it when I was in school, dammit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:12 PM (bxiXv)

207 jewells -- you need some horse therapy

Well the riding usually keeps my back feeling better. Will your neck allow you do some lower back stretches? Doing them also helps me. My job is lots of sitting also.

Posted by: palerider at April 01, 2011 06:12 PM (dkExz)

208

Jewells, is it low back or mid back?

Lower back, very low back. Almost in the butt area.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 06:13 PM (Z71Vg)

209 but I doubt a relaxing massage could hurt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

I stayed at a Comfort Inn last night and it probably just made me stupider.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 06:13 PM (sJTmU)

210

What's an A1C? And how do I check it?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (RZ8pf)

Hemoglobin A1C is a form of hemoglobin that has been transformed by blood sugar. It acts as a marker of high blood sugar over a period of time -- it can be indicative of Type 2 diabetes (mine is).

You have it checked with a routine blood test. Generally a good thing to check every so often, if you have any risk factors for Type 2 diabetes.

Posted by: stuiec at April 01, 2011 06:14 PM (ELpjS)

211 146 Only a fanatic or a frickin' idiot (or a fanatical frickin' idiot) would go into some kind of political rant at someone who might get him a job before finding out what the guy's politics are.

the sad part is, he's probably NOT that stupid - he's probably only had jobs in liberal-approved institutions, like schools, where it is commonplace to bash Republicans on a daily basis and nobody gives them crap about it because the few Republicans around are too timid/polite to say anything, so they go unchallenged

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 09:51 PM (vj0dH)

my mom is on a scholarship committee for Long Beach State Univerity, specifically for the art dept. they watch these performing arts students come in and audition and go OFF on rants that really are kinda unhinges about teabaggers and wingers and such for some of their monologues.

they have no clue 80% of the people evaluating them are conservative. the ladies just pity them and chose the most talented. usually they are singers or violinists or such who do not rant.

Posted by: Gushka at April 01, 2011 06:14 PM (93zw2)

212

So many women complaining about lack of sex.

This country is going to hell.

Posted by: mghorning at April 01, 2011 06:14 PM (W+JyE)

213 Now here's a Frenchman I can agree with (other than Sarko):

French mayor upset about statue's breasts

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 06:15 PM (muhWA)

214

My only hot young teacher was in third grade. Miss Bangham -- really.

Posted by: Beagle at April 01, 2011 10:10 PM (sOtz/)

my 7th grade art teachers pic is on the back for the Woodstock album cover........ i cant remember her name........ but my brother might know, he had her to.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:15 PM (l13kH)

215

Yet another teacher here charged with sexual misconduct with a student.

I have no idea what's in the water in the teacher's lounges around here.

So, how "guilty" is she?

^{_{(greater the hotness = less guilty)}}

Posted by: inquiring mind at April 01, 2011 06:15 PM (xzDMu)

216

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 10:03 PM (Z71Vg)

MAKE SURE TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AFTERWARDS. Yes, I did mean to shout that, as it can't be said often enough. It makes a huge difference in the effectiveness of a massage.

Also, if you're not familiar with the massuese(sp?) make sure you let them know right away if you don't like how they're doing something.

Posted by: Polliwog at April 01, 2011 06:16 PM (VZiyr)

217 217

So many women complaining about lack of sex.

What about sex? It's defective! It was never built to really last.

/Name the song I stole that from.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 06:17 PM (muhWA)

218 No true Frenchman would object to breasts. That dude must be Algerian or Swiss or something.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:18 PM (myYF0)

219 So, how "guilty" is she?

^{_{(greater the hotness = less guilty)}}

Posted by: inquiring mind at April 01, 2011 10:15 PM (xzDMu

It's a he, the girl was 15 when it started.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 06:18 PM (MtwBb)

220

My only hot young teacher was in third grade.

Posted by: Beagle at April 01, 2011 10:10 PM (sOtz/)

Hey, me too. I was teacher's pet. Swore she wanted to marry me. I'd find Seahawks stuff in my desk all the time.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:18 PM (YX6i/)

221

Lower back, very low back. Almost in the butt area.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 10:13 PM (Z71Vg)

Get the massage but also get a foam roller. (try performbetter.com). It comes with instructions on how to use it. They are great!

Also, watch how you bend over....if you always bend at the waist, your low back takes the brunt of it. When you bend, hinge at the hip, not the waist. Believe it or not, it makes a huge difference.

Google Brugger exercises. Really good for anyone that sits at a desk a lot.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2011 06:18 PM (VuLos)

222 Speaking of back trouble. Must have slept wrong, neck and back hurts, odd thing is it has been that way for about three or four days.

Posted by: Holger at April 01, 2011 06:19 PM (YxGud)

223 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 10:17 PM (muhWA)

Meatloaf, it's what's for dinner. (Life's a Lemon and I want my money back)

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 06:19 PM (HNz1Y)

224

What about sex? It's defective! It was never built to really last.

/Name the song I stole that from.

Wagner....last movement of Gotterdamerung. 90% sure.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:19 PM (7utQ2)

225

Watch your blood sugar from all that stress.

You really need to get your A1C checked.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2011 10:08 PM (QK1rf)

4.9

Seriously, all the shit I've been going through and you think they wouldn't test that?

Diabetes is a religion, and it's a false faith. What we call "diabetes" is a symptom of a wide spectrum of conditions, and that's why the treatment for it works so badly that we still regularly amputate people's body parts, watch them go blind or slip into comas even *while* they're on drugs and restrictive diets.

We are DAMNED good with injuries and absolutely piss-poor with systemic conditions. And when I say "we" I mean humans at this point, not just "western allopathic medicine" or whatever the pop phrase for it is now.

Don't take the above to mean I think people don't have systemic blood sugar management problems, of course they do, many different ones which all get lumped into one category and mistreated as often as not.

For some idiot reason doctors *hate* to actually figure out what's causing a symptom and love to call the symptom a disease. Drives me bonkers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:20 PM (bxiXv)

226

MAKE SURE TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AFTERWARDS. Yes, I did mean to shout that, as it can't be said often enough. It makes a huge difference in the effectiveness of a massage.

Yeah, I've heard that, I'll make sure and drink plenty of water before and after.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 06:20 PM (Z71Vg)

227 I'd find Seahawks stuff in my desk all the time.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (YX6i/)

Masturbation is a perfectly acceptable way for Seahawks to avoid contracting AIDS. Good for them!

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at April 01, 2011 06:20 PM (/izg2)

228 USA cowboys/Indians/grunt/Nazi, kids run around using their fingers and saying 'bang bang'. Taiwan kung fu good guy/bad guy, kids run around and make kung fu movements and say ' yiiiii yaaaah'. Saudi Arabia shia/suni/infidel/you, kids hug the ground quickly. One runs into the room pulls a string on his toy vest, screams bloodily Â‘Allahu akbarÂ’.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 06:21 PM (EiH7n)

229

You have it checked with a routine blood test. Generally a good thing to check every so often, if you have any risk factors for Type 2 diabetes.

Posted by: stuiec at April 01, 2011 10:14 PM

Liberty Medical will even come to yer home to check fer die-uh-beet-iss

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 06:21 PM (vdfwz)

230 Meatloaf, it's what's for dinner. (Life's a Lemon and I want my money back)

Ding, Ding, Ding! Too bad he's lost that voice of his. I wasn't too keen on his latest release, Hang Cool, Teddy Bear, either. Very sad.

/Meatloaf provided me with all I needed to know about decadence, particularly its perils.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 06:22 PM (muhWA)

231

Hey, me too. I was teacher's pet. Swore she wanted to marry me. I'd find Seahawks stuff in my desk all the time.

Was her name Mary Kay LaTourneau?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:22 PM (RZ8pf)

232

It's a he, the girl was 15 when it started.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (MtwBb)

Oh. Then then this guy needs to be worked over with some of those safety scissors IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: inquiring mind at April 01, 2011 06:23 PM (xzDMu)

233 It's defective! It was never built to really last.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 10:17 PM (muhWA)

i dont know man........ a womens sex just kinda snaps back, no matter how hard you try to ware it out.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:23 PM (l13kH)

234 Did something good happen to anyone here today? For a small donation to Move America Forward 2012, you can get my personalized message with myself accepting the kudos for your good fortunes

Posted by: King Barry, the JEF at April 01, 2011 06:23 PM (vdfwz)

235

So many women complaining about lack of sex.

This country is going to hell.

Posted by: mghorning at April 01, 2011 10:14 PM (W+JyE)

I am personally prepared to sacrifice a considerable amount of my free time in the pursuit of solving that problem.

All I have to do is develop a social life and recover from this life-threatening condition, and I will get *right* on that.

Honestly, I don't think sex would kill me, and if it did, what a way to go!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:24 PM (bxiXv)

236

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (VuLos)

Thanks!! I will definatelt check them out.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2011 06:24 PM (Z71Vg)

237

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 10:21 PM (vdfwz)

I like when Tom Cruise beat your ass with a briefcase in The Firm.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:24 PM (A0VTZ)

238

For some idiot reason doctors *hate* to actually figure out what's causing a symptom and love to call the symptom a disease. Drives me bonkers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

you are not the only one.

had a friend find complete remission in the Af/pac theatre as a contractor. His pancreas was shot had tumors the whole thing he went to work rather than hospice. figured hed die with his boots on. He gained 40 lbs. Complete remission. right now hes calling me from africa complaining about the situation with "the bad guys" and "our bad guys"

And hes so glad to be getting american cigarettes again so for him goat meat paleo diet was a complete WIN.

Posted by: Gushka at April 01, 2011 06:25 PM (93zw2)

239 How the fuck do they expect me to stay in DC with the rain and snow today? Some warm weather place with a large secure golf course must need for me to make an inspiring speech today.

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at April 01, 2011 06:25 PM (vdfwz)

240 Is Lady Gaga a man ?

Posted by: wildwood at April 01, 2011 06:26 PM (VSWPU)

241

For some idiot reason doctors *hate* to actually figure out what's causing a symptom and love to call the symptom a disease. Drives me bonkers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

You, sir, are preaching to the choir.

(Ever hear of "IBS?" Stands for, "Well, we don't know, so we'll just make something up and say you have it...")

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 06:26 PM (afWhQ)

242 Rita Hayworth

or that chick that kinda looks like her

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2011 06:26 PM (UqKQV)

243 Is this a joke?

Wanna Report Suspicious Activity? There's an App for That.

*Insert all the what if this had occurred during the Bush Administration comments here*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 06:27 PM (muhWA)

244

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 10:21 PM (vdfwz)

I like when Tom Cruise beat your ass with a briefcase in The Firm.

And I liked when Deidre Hall was your daughter in Our House. Grandfather to Chad Allen and Shannon Daughtery (sp?)

Who remembers that show??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:27 PM (I6Yga)

245

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 10:21 PM (vdfwz)

I like when Tom Cruise beat your ass with a briefcase in The Firm.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 10:24 PM

I liked it when Jamie Foxx flipped a taxi with Cruise in it and then blew a few holes in him in that train car

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 06:27 PM (vdfwz)

246 That Liz Taylor nudie pic is kinda disappointing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 06:27 PM (pho5m)

247

you are not the only one.

Posted by: Gushka at April 01, 2011 10:25 PM (93zw2)

It's one of those areas of life where you have to do all the work and *still* pay someone else gobs of money for it.

Like I said, they're great with a broken leg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:28 PM (bxiXv)

248 Is Lady Gaga a man ?

Posted by: wildwood at April 01, 2011 10:26 PM (VSWPU)

Gaga is every bit the lady that I am.

Posted by: Dame Edna at April 01, 2011 06:28 PM (xzDMu)

249 I just got done mowing the lawn and the ONT is up to over 240 posts. Are you guys senior citizens and night starts at 4:30?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2011 06:28 PM (54F2e)

250 I knew it !

Posted by: wildwood at April 01, 2011 06:28 PM (VSWPU)

251 Of course I remember that show laceyunderalls! I used to love Deidre Hall. Though I can't remember if that show was before or after her channeling the devil on Days of our Lives.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

252

And I liked when Deidre Hall was your daughter in Our House. Grandfather to Chad Allen and Shannon Daughtery (sp?)

Who remembers that show??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 10:27 PM

Those were the Oatmeal days

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 06:29 PM (vdfwz)

253 ok i need a shower. I stink of horse.
dont go anywhere without me or do anything interesting till i get back
and tell Texas Jew i said HI!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gushka at April 01, 2011 06:29 PM (93zw2)

254 247 Rita Hayworth or that chick that kinda looks like her We have a winner ! Go to comment #1 for your prize .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 06:29 PM (npr0X)

255 Speaking of back trouble. Must have slept wrong, neck and back hurts, odd thing is it has been that way for about three or four days.

Posted by: Holger at April 01, 2011 10:19 PM (YxGud)

Sounds more like an alien abduction. Where they did experiments on your unconscious body. Experiments of a sexual nature. Just like what happened to that guy Russell Casse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2011 06:29 PM (XBM1t)

256 Are you guys senior citizens and night starts at 4:30?

If you wait until 4:30, you miss the early bird.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:29 PM (7utQ2)

257

/Name the song I stole that from.

What About Love, that suckass Heart song?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 06:30 PM (gJNMj)

258 Anyone remember that show "Life Goes On" with Patti Lupone and a young Joe Biden as Corky?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:30 PM (vdfwz)

259 You expect me to read the comments?

and I gotcher prize right here............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2011 06:31 PM (UqKQV)

260 Before, PGIS. Late 80s.

She was possessed by the Devil after she was kidnapped by Stefanno diMera. Well the first time IIRC, not the 17th time : )

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:31 PM (I6Yga)

261 Those were the Oatmeal days

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 01, 2011 10:29 PM (vdfwz)

Do not even think about dragging me around by my fused mouth in cold weather.

Scary ass aliens are scary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:31 PM (7utQ2)

262

Sounds more like an alien abduction. Where they did experiments on your unconscious body. Experiments of a sexual nature. Just like what happened to that guy Russell Casse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2011 10:29 PM

Hey! No Spoilers please!!!

Posted by: The History Channel at April 01, 2011 06:31 PM (vdfwz)

263

Who would win this fight....

Bolton's Stache Vs. Brent Bozell's beard?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:32 PM (A0VTZ)

264 You expect me to read the comments? Heh , you would be the first .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 06:32 PM (npr0X)

265

She was possessed by the Devil after she was kidnapped by Stefanno diMera. Well the first time IIRC, not the 17th time : )

But it was after the evil twin plot, right?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

266 Life Goes On was horrible sad.

I bawled my eyes out when Chad Lowe died.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:32 PM (I6Yga)

267 i remember it lacey........they dont make them like that anymore.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:32 PM (l13kH)

268 268

Who would win this fight....

Bolton's Stache Vs. Brent Bozell's beard?

I didn't know Brent Bozell was gay.

Posted by: wildwood at April 01, 2011 06:33 PM (VSWPU)

269 Mr. Lemmiwinks, already in the old folks homes, there are wars and deep devisions between the old hippies and the punkers/new wavers.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 06:33 PM (EiH7n)

270 We were excited that there was a new thread after hours and hours of the depressing one.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

271 I don't recall. Do you remember when she levitated from the bed?

I think I skipped school to watch that day.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:34 PM (I6Yga)

272

(Ever hear of "IBS?" Stands for, "Well, we don't know, so we'll just make something up and say you have it...")

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 10:26 PM (afWhQ)

Kiddo, I have Celiac disease. It wasn't diagnosed by 17+ doctors over 35 years, my MOM had to figure it out.

IBS = I Be Stupid

For those who don't know, IBS is a common diagnosis for what is actually Celiac Disease (or several other conditions), and it's another case of "labeling a symptom as a disease." Doctors will tell you it stands for "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" and, again, if you smack 'em hard enough, they'll admit it's just a symptom labeled as a disease.

20 years ago one of my few decent doctors said they probably should diagnose me with "chronic fatigue" except that the phrase didn't really mean anything, there was no cause and no treatment, and so we had to keep looking.

Yeah, I've been sick all my life, it was probably the Celiac.

That's why the ladies are all over me, you know.

(beats head on desk until I feel better)

I am still trying to figure out what your medical problem is, in my spare time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:34 PM (bxiXv)

273 What was that tv show that had the Beatles O bla di o bla da as it's theme song? Was that the Corky show?

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:34 PM (9RFH1)

274 What About Love, that suckass Heart song?

Now you've done it. Ann Wilson will now eat the blog.

HIDE THE POTATO SALAD, YOU IDIOTS!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:34 PM (7utQ2)

275

Do you remember when she levitated from the bed?

Yes! The whole Roman/John/Roman/John plot got kind of old though.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:34 PM (RZ8pf)

276 Goes that French fighter plane flick have a volley-ball scene?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:35 PM (1ZnTv)

277

What was that tv show that had the Beatles O bla di o bla da as it's theme song? Was that the Corky show?

Dude, seriously? What's the line after O bla di o bla da?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 06:36 PM (RZ8pf)

278 I don't recall. Do you remember when she levitated from the bed?

Lame.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:36 PM (A0VTZ)

279 I didn't get into Days into high school. And then sadly, I got hooked.

I was always a Y&R gal.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:36 PM (I6Yga)

280 Anyone who saw The Shawshank Redemption more than once recognized Rita Hayworth immediately.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 01, 2011 06:37 PM (T2/zQ)

281 Shut up, Smelt

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:37 PM (I6Yga)

282 How well do you think you know the effects of alcohol on your body?

Bwahahahaha. Pretty fuckin' well actually. I don't need no stinkin' quiz.

How y'all doin' tonight? Love the epic rap vid. lol

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:37 PM (zxpIo)

283 Well PGiS, your paranoia about microwave tests scrambling the brains of TV presenters might be warranted:

Are U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down?

/Bush is obviously responsible for this.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 06:37 PM (muhWA)

284
My problem is muscular. Sitting aggravates the hell out of it and of course my job involves sitting most of the time.

Skelaxin is supposed to help. I've got some but I won't take any until I've been on the wagon for six months.

I have the same muscle problems with my lower back off and on for about 30 years. I've been laid out for over a week now and I'm slowly recovering. At least I have some Xanax to keep me from snapping out because of the extended period of pain. Helps with the sleep, too.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 06:37 PM (7+pP9)

285 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2011 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

286 Dude, seriously? What's the line after O bla di o bla da?

Oh yeah......haha. Probably shoulda thought that one through.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:38 PM (9RFH1)

287

Miami Vice was great TV!

Posted by: stillers at April 01, 2011 06:38 PM (3EvJ0)

288

Shut up, Smelt

Epic fail, Alls.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:38 PM (A0VTZ)

289 Anybody watch Archer? That's some funny shit.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 06:38 PM (gJNMj)

290 Bolton's Stache = 1 Gurkha

Bozell's Beard = Gang of robbers/rapists

Posted by: Dame Edna at April 01, 2011 06:39 PM (xzDMu)

291

g'evening, 'rons

Sup AJ.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:39 PM (A0VTZ)

292 Shut up, Smelt.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:39 PM (zxpIo)

293 PGIS: Are you tired a lot? Eyes feel sensitive? Are you sleeping more? No appetite? Constant thirst? Thirsty for drink you can't brew or buy?

Get yourself a can of VAMPIRE-B-GON and spray it around the house. Also spray on any good-looking androgynous men in the vicinity.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:40 PM (myYF0)

294 Got a crick in my neck and a painful numb spot left of spine mid back.

Posted by: Holger at April 01, 2011 06:40 PM (YxGud)

295 Anybody watch Archer? That's some funny shit.

FX has become the guy network. Archer, Justified, Sons of Anarchy.

If they could come up with a rebooted decent American version of Top Gear, we'd really be in business.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:40 PM (7utQ2)

296 just livin' the dream

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2011 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

297

Miami Vice was great TV!

Posted by: stillers at April 01, 2011 10:38 PM

Any show that would case G Gordon Liddy has balls.

Liddy was a pretty kick ass villain in that show too

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:41 PM (vdfwz)

298

Chad Lowe and Rob Lowe (his older brother) were both creeps way back when. I knew Rob briefly when we were both teenagers in good old Dayton , Ohio (also home to that steamy A-hole Martin Sheen).

And George Carlin's wife was from a suburb of Dayton. My high school civics teacher was his cousin by marriage, and hooted about that wedding several times.

Goofy, creepy town I was from. Yes, it was.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 06:41 PM (sJTmU)

299 Shut up, Smelt.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 10:39 PM (zxpIo)

Settle down sweeat heart. ;-)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:41 PM (A0VTZ)

300 androgynous men Do you mean Metro Sexual Thugs?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 06:42 PM (EiH7n)

301 Anybody watch Archer? That's some funny shit. Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 10:38 PM (gJNMj) I saw the pilot. It was okay.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:42 PM (1ZnTv)

302

Anyone who saw The Shawshank Redemption more than once recognized Rita Hayworth immediately.

Probably 20 times here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:43 PM (A0VTZ)

303 299 PGIS: Are you tired a lot? Eyes feel sensitive? Are you sleeping more? No appetite? Constant thirst? Thirsty for drink you can't brew or buy?

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

Posted by: Lucy Ricardo at April 01, 2011 06:43 PM (vdfwz)

304 If they could come up with a rebooted decent American version of Top Gear, we'd really be in business.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 10:40 PM (7utQ2)

I could do it, but no network would let me.

The keys to the real TG's popularity are:

1) Excellent cinematography and music

2) Ruthless humor

3) Patriotism (it even impresses non-Brits)

4) Political incorrectness

Obviously you need a crew with chemistry, they changed it twice early on in the "real" Top Gear.

For some reason the remakes (all of them) think it's just jokes and cars.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

305 304 I met Rob Lowe's dad at a legal function. He was a pretty nice guy. I didn't have very high expectations though.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2011 06:44 PM (I6Yga)

306 What was that tv show that had the Beatles O bla di o bla da as it's theme song? Was that the Corky show?

I won't pay, I won't pay-ya
No way-ay-ay-ay
Na na why don't you get a job

The Offspring really classed that song up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 06:44 PM (pho5m)

307 Evening, All

Posted by: The Amazing, Unhappy fluffy!! at April 01, 2011 06:45 PM (4Kl5M)

308

Probably 20 times here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt

So, you like prison movies? How about pro-wrestling? Steambaths?

Posted by: Captain Over, it begins at April 01, 2011 06:45 PM (sJTmU)

309 Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

Posted by: Lucy Ricardo at April 01, 2011 10:43 PM (vdfwz)

Well, I read that as "Do you poop at parties?"

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:45 PM (YX6i/)

310 Got a crick in my neck and a painful numb spot left of spine mid back.

Hey, Holger, long time. How you been? I have a bunch of weird numb spots on my back, I can't figure it out. But, how can it be painful and numb at the same time?

Neck cricks totally blow, though.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:46 PM (zxpIo)

311 I didn't like Archer at first but a buddy kept selling it, now I'm hooked.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 06:46 PM (gJNMj)

312
The normal human has 206 bones.

I have 207.

Anybody wanna guess where my extra one is?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 06:46 PM (7+pP9)

313

Chad Lowe and Rob Lowe (his older brother) were both creeps way back when. I knew Rob briefly when we were both teenagers in good old Dayton , Ohio (also home to that steamy A-hole Martin Sheen).

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 01, 2011 10:41 PM

Rob Lowe creeped me out once when I was working at WB and The West Wing was in production. At a 4 way stop, we both pulled up at the same time. I waved Lowe to go on ahead and as a thank you he made one of those teeny bopper girlie waves. Gave me the willies

I've met Martin Sheen personally. Don't like his politics but he's personally one of the nicest guys in the business

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:46 PM (vdfwz)

314

this is kinda a strange Moron thing......... but i know alot about Luke and Larua........ yall know i'm from the country......... but back in the early 80's i bought a lot of weed from a girl that lived in downtown At........... she was a block from the Fox Theather on Peachtree St.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:47 PM (l13kH)

315 Posted by: The Amazing, Unhappy fluffy!! at April 01, 2011 10:45 PM (4Kl5M)

Fluffy, why are you unhappy. C'mere, tell momma.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:47 PM (zxpIo)

316 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:34 PM (bxiXv)

Ha. I figured you'd know of IBS. I swear I want to smack whoever came up with it - docs latch onto it like it's the best thing ever. All it means is there's something wrong and they can't diagnose it for whatever reason.

I still can't fathom that it took so long for you to get diagnosed. It's all anyone would talk about with me - the disappointment that they showed when the tests came back negative was palpable. Went immediately to "IBS! Aha!"

My mom's my medical advocate as well. Every time she found something that sounded right, we'd go off to the doc and ask. Getting the endoscopy to test for H pylori was the final one, though. After that, the doc gave up. And I said, "fuck it. I'll deal with this on my own." And that's that. I got better for various reasons after all that - but I can't really say the doc did much.

You shouldn't have to fight with your doctors to get real treatment and help. They're put on a higher pedestal than they should be - people just trust doctors because they're supposed to do so. (Or go the other extreme and never trust them...) Doctors should be treated with respect, but not as gods. They are not infallible.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 06:47 PM (afWhQ)

317 4) Political incorrectness

Key point. Saying that they are skeptical of global warming is putting it mildly.

The Brit version slays me because it is really Pythonesque at times.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:48 PM (7utQ2)

318 I met Rob Lowe's dad at a legal function. He was a pretty nice guy. I didn't have very high expectations though.

Posted by: laceyunderalls

His Dad was a police captain. Rob was always a bit of a pretty boy creep, always full of himself, expecting girls to swoon over him. At 15. go figure.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 01, 2011 06:48 PM (sJTmU)

319 The Offspring really classed that song up.

I remember that tune, that was back in the Pretty Fly For A White Guy days.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:49 PM (9RFH1)

320 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:49 PM (1ZnTv)

321 this is kinda a strange Moron thing......... but i know alot about Luke and Larua.

We used to come in from football practice and watch a VHS tape of GH during the Luke and Laura days.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:49 PM (7utQ2)

322 Fluffy, why are you unhappy. C'mere, tell momma. It's in reference to one of the video clips. You're not my mother and that's kinda creepy.

Posted by: fluffy the spider at April 01, 2011 06:49 PM (4Kl5M)

323 Archer's ok. Not something to watch regularly, though. Reminds me of Adult Swim.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 06:50 PM (afWhQ)

324 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

Make the heretic crawl through five hundred yard of the foulest smelling shit and then burn him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:50 PM (7utQ2)

325 326 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (1ZnTv)

Yes.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 06:50 PM (afWhQ)

326 Anyone see Susan Lucci on Fox and Friends the other day?

Gotta say this, the woman has aged very well and I've heard that she's one of the minority of Hollywood that doesn't lean way to the left.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:51 PM (vdfwz)

327

Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

I thought Jeff Garcia was great as Boggs.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:51 PM (A0VTZ)

328 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

How can you be so obtuse?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 06:51 PM (pho5m)

329 Been chasing my 8-year-old around all afternoon. 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2011 06:52 PM (myYF0)

330 326 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame? Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (1ZnTv)

OMG, I thought it was just me!

#39 on the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes was awesome to listen to live, let me tell you.

Posted by: CoastieWife at April 01, 2011 06:52 PM (22IL5)

331 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (1ZnTv)

Yes.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 10:50 PM (afWhQ)

You both are dead to me. Let me guess - you both were excited when Forrest Gump won Best Picture.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:52 PM (YX6i/)

332 You're not my mother and that's kinda creepy.

Posted by: fluffy the spider at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (4Kl5M)

Okay, fine, I try to be nice for once in my life, but clearly that was a huge mistake. I will lay off the creepy, we have plenty of people here who do creepy regularly and well.

My cats kill spiders on the rare occasions they see them, but they never eat them, I just find these pathetic curly spider carcusses and flush 'em. It's sad when you're not tasty . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:53 PM (zxpIo)

333 i could only go down there during the middle of the day............. here i was with my Harley on the sidewalk she and made me sit there and watch it with her. my mother watched it and i told her i knew all about............. she just said i dont even want to know how...........

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:53 PM (l13kH)

334 I've met Martin Sheen personally. Don't like his politics but he's personally one of the nicest guys in the business

Posted by: kbdabear

He's.......acting! Probably can be a very nice guy when he chooses to be. He came from very humble beginnings. His Dad was a poor immigrant from Spain and worked at the foundry at NCR, which was a very dirty and unpleasant job. Martin could always be humble and gracious when he talked about his Dad; just self -righteous about his politics.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 01, 2011 06:53 PM (sJTmU)

335 How can you be so obtuse?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (pho5m)

Heh.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:53 PM (YX6i/)

336 Shawshank Redemption sucked. When Tom Hanks got a UT infection, I walked out.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 06:53 PM (gJNMj)

337 Name a prison movie cliche that wasn't in it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:54 PM (1ZnTv)

338 Check the comet trajectory for yourself at JPLÂ…
Posted by: sickinmass at April 01, 2011 10:50 PM

Don't those guys use graphs for us idiots?

I couldn't tell from those data tables if the thing will be a pinprick visible only by Mt Palomar or it'll park itself in my back yard

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:54 PM (vdfwz)

339

You both are dead to me. Let me guess - you both were excited when Forrest Gump won Best Picture.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:52 PM (YX6i/)

Hell no. I didn't like Forrest Gump. (Except for Lieutenant Dan.)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 06:55 PM (afWhQ)

340

How can you be so obtuse?

Another month in the hole for you.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 06:55 PM (A0VTZ)

341 I have a shrimp burrito with sour cream and guac and you don't. Nanner nanner.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 06:55 PM (zxpIo)

342 #343 That's The Green Mile, wrong movie!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 01, 2011 06:56 PM (ijjAe)

343 344 Name a prison movie cliche that wasn't in it.

No lesbian sex scenes.

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at April 01, 2011 06:56 PM (/izg2)

344 I still can't fathom that it took so long for you to get diagnosed. It's all anyone would talk about with me - the disappointment that they showed when the tests came back negative was palpable. Went immediately to "IBS! Aha!"

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 10:47 PM (afWhQ)

I had to diagnose my own sleep apnea as well and demand a test. Turns out I had it bad, too. Stupid doctors.

I actually diagnosed it from a blood test. I lived alone (still do) so it's not like anyone could observe me while I slept.

They wanted to put me on 5 drugs for different items on my blood test, but I went and looked up that pattern of disorders and the first thing I hit was sleep deprivation. I circled everything and took it back to the doctor who ordered the sleep test.

You know that thing they do where someone points at their own head and then at someone else's to indicate we're thinking the same thing? I'm doing that to you now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 06:56 PM (bxiXv)

345 326 Anybody else here think Shawshank was lame?

It's one of those flicks you have to struggle through the first time, but gets better the next time you watch it and know what's coming.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 06:56 PM (9RFH1)

346 You're not my mother and that's kinda creepy. Posted by: fluffy the spider at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (4Kl5M)

That's it, someone bring mama her hammer.

Posted by: Mags "Peches" Bennett at April 01, 2011 06:57 PM (xzDMu)

347 Forrest Gump sucked, too. Except for the hurricane.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:57 PM (1ZnTv)

348 I couldn't tell from those data tables if the thing will be a pinprick visible only by Mt Palomar or it'll park itself in my back yard

Dude, buy a tarp now to hide it from the HOA. I've got a Roswell ship that cost me over $3000 in special assessments.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:57 PM (7utQ2)

349 343 Shawshank Redemption sucked. When Tom Hanks got a UT infection, I walked out. Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 10:53 PM

You walked out on The Green Mile

I loved The Green Mile

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 06:57 PM (vdfwz)

350 But, how can it be painful and numb at the same time?i

It's a nerve ending problem. There is actually a perscription lotion that treats it. A lot of women get it where their bra clasp rests.

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2011 06:58 PM (k52O3)

351 Hi Peaches........... at least they dont eat them and then give you a kiss............

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 06:58 PM (l13kH)

352 wow, if you ever wondered what the plane looks like with a 6 foot hole in the ceiling and the oxygen deployed, wonder no more.

Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (k1rwm)

353
Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

WTF?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (7+pP9)

354 I have a shrimp burrito with sour cream and guac and you don't. Nanner nanner.

Singular?

Eman, come over here and pronounce Peaches' dinner lame.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (7utQ2)

355 Name a prison movie cliche that wasn't in it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 10:54 PM (1ZnTv)

The inmates weren't all corrupt Republican businessmen.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (YX6i/)

356 Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 10:46 PM (zxpIo)

There is a spot that is numb, sitting here I can actually feel the numbness there. If I move far enough, dull pain begins until I move my back to a neutral position. I can really feel the pain when I contort to snap my holster on.

Posted by: Holger at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (YxGud)

357

The normal human has 206 bones.

I have 207.

Anybody wanna guess where my extra one is?

An extra rib.

Posted by: Dr. Doctor at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (YIesF)

358 I loved The Green Mile Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 10:57 PM (vdfwz) Never saw it. Do they recapture and execute Andy?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 06:59 PM (1ZnTv)

359 Okay, fine, I try to be nice for once in my life, but clearly that was a huge mistake. I will lay off the creepy, we have plenty of people here who do creepy regularly and well. It's the 'tell momma'. Feel free to be nice.

Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2011 07:00 PM (4Kl5M)

360 I had shrimp tacos for lunch monday.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 07:00 PM (9RFH1)

361

I loved The Green Mile

Big time. Great flick.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:00 PM (A0VTZ)

362 I don't get why anyone buy's into ancient doomsday prophecies with specific dates. Calenders aren't the most accurate things in the world to begin with. Not to mention a bunch of primitive ancient peoples aren't going to really have scientific insights into some future disaster. Prophecy maybe with doom at an uncertain date, sure maybe, divine intervention or vision and all, but to call out some exact date and time on a calender seems silly.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 01, 2011 07:00 PM (ijjAe)

363 It's one of those flicks you have to struggle through the first time, but gets better the next time you watch it and know what's coming.

Posted by: booger knows his booze at April 01, 2011 10:56 PM (9RFH1)

Booger, I'm not being snarky here, but (as a non-movie-person) who the fuck sees a movie and thinks "well, that kinda sucked, maybe I'll watch it again?" I am honestly curious . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:01 PM (zxpIo)

364 I have a shrimp burrito with sour cream and guac and you don't. Nanner nanner. Singular? Eman, come over here and pronounce Peaches' dinner lame. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 10:59 PM (7utQ2) Thy dinner is lame.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:01 PM (1ZnTv)

365 Key point. Saying that they are skeptical of global warming is putting it mildly.

The Brit version slays me because it is really Pythonesque at times.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 10:48 PM (7utQ2)

And speeding should be mandatory, and burglars should be shot in the face, and insulting everyone's nationality and ethnicity, etc.

The nanny state stuff gets them the biggest cheers, though.

Mind you, their *entire* audience raised their hands for the burglar thing.

Clarkson is funny but he's *so* full of shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:01 PM (bxiXv)

366 wow, if you ever wondered what the plane looks like with a 6 foot hole in the ceiling and the oxygen deployed, wonder no more. Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 10:59 PM (k1rwm) ------------------------------------------------------------ I thought that it was an American Airlines flight. This picture is clearly a Southwest jet interior.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2011 07:01 PM (yQWNf)

367 318
The normal human has 206 bones.

I have 207.

Anybody wanna guess where my extra one is?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 10:46 PM (7+pP9)

In your rectum? ////

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 07:02 PM (HNz1Y)

368 Prophecy maybe with doom at an uncertain date, sure maybe, divine intervention or vision and all, but to call out some exact date and time on a calender seems silly.

I was SPOT EFFING ON with noon EST, January 20, 2009. So there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:02 PM (7utQ2)

369 wow, if you ever wondered what the plane looks like with a 6 foot hole in the ceiling and the oxygen deployed, wonder no more.

'Tis but a scratch!

http://tinyurl.com/yoptx4

Posted by: Aloha Air at April 01, 2011 07:02 PM (/izg2)

370 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2011 11:01 PM (yQWNf)

This one just happened, apparently this is the second incident of the day.

Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 07:02 PM (k1rwm)

371 the most recent incident.

Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 07:04 PM (k1rwm)

372

343 That's The Green Mile, wrong movie!

No, when Morgan Freeman got executed I cried.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:04 PM (gJNMj)

373 In your rectum? ////

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (HNz1Y)

Oh, no, you ditn't

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:04 PM (zxpIo)

374
The normal human has 206 bones.

I have 207.

Anybody wanna guess where my extra one is?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 10:46 PM (7+pP9)

In your rectum? ////

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (HNz1Y)

You're getting close. It's most common among Eskimos.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 07:04 PM (7+pP9)

375

Posted by: Mallamutt, its one day....and I am already last in my fantasy league at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (OWjjx)

Rockies and Cubs lost today. Ist time I've missed Denver. Opening Day that is.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:05 PM (A0VTZ)

376 No, when Morgan Freeman got executed I cried.

Wait...they executed the President of the United States in The Green Mile?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:05 PM (7utQ2)

377

If you spell barack hussain obama into the anagram thing you get I am a back anus abhors. It's not as funny if you spell barak right.

Edward Fitzgerald Kennedy is WRINKLY, DEFT, DERANGED DAZE

Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2011 07:05 PM (k52O3)

378 You know that thing they do where someone points at their own head and then at someone else's to indicate we're thinking the same thing? I'm doing that to you now.

Simpatico. /nod

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:05 PM (afWhQ)

379 Booger, I'm not being snarky here, but (as a non-movie-person) who the fuck sees a movie and thinks "well, that kinda sucked, maybe I'll watch it again?" I am honestly curious . . .

no kidding! that's how I felt with Casablanca, I couldn't watch the whole thing

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:06 PM (vj0dH)

380 349 I have a shrimp burrito with sour cream and guac and you don't. Nanner nanner.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 10:55 PM (zxpIo)

but have you ever had a cheese and egg with fresh trouth burrito? its a country thing.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 07:06 PM (l13kH)

381 You're getting close. It's most common among Eskimos. Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (7+pP9) You have an atavism?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:06 PM (1ZnTv)

382 In a respectable Clint Eastwood voice, If you were a citizen of China, would you only attend government approved churches? Also can you show me how to defeat firewalls.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 01, 2011 07:06 PM (EiH7n)

383 This one just happened, apparently this is the second incident of the day. Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (k1rwm) Wow. I did not know that. I am glad I didn't have to fly again today. I was delayed yesterday on Southwest because of a cracked windshield. Thank god we weren't in the air when it was noticed.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2011 07:06 PM (yQWNf)

384 You're getting close. It's most common among Eskimos.

Your extra bone was set adrift on an ice floe along with your grandma?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:07 PM (vj0dH)

385

Comet 2005 YU55 is the one we have to keep an eye on because it will be between the Earth and Moon at a distance of only .0022 AU on November 9th. ThatÂ’s only 204,502 miles from earth. - sickinmass

Jesus Palomino! That is 'way cool. November 9, next fall! Be there! Aloha!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 01, 2011 07:07 PM (sJTmU)

386 Love Top Gear. Sometimes they're pricks, but they're funny and they say shit that would never be allowed over here in non-offending land. (But it's not offensive if it's vile nasty shit flung at enemies-of-the-state...)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:07 PM (afWhQ)

387 Booger, I'm not being snarky here, but (as a non-movie-person) who the fuck sees a movie and thinks "well, that kinda sucked, maybe I'll watch it again?" I am honestly curious . . .

The first time i watched it i didn't really like it until i saw how Andy's plan was coming together, once i knew that it made the first part of it a little more bearable.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 07:07 PM (9RFH1)

388 It's most common among Eskimos.

Pies?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:08 PM (7utQ2)

389 It's one of those flicks you have to struggle through the first time, but gets better the next time you watch it and know what's coming.

I hate movies that try to romanticize felons.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2011 07:08 PM (drz6O)

390 No, when Morgan Freeman got executed I cried. Idiot . That was Lawrence Fishsomethingoranother .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 01, 2011 07:08 PM (npr0X)

391 I hate movies that try to romanticize felons.

I generally agree.
Well, unless it's Con Air... he was railroaded anyhow..

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:09 PM (afWhQ)

392 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2011 11:06 PM (yQWNf)

It's just coming out on twitter now really. Fascinating though, they went to a military base in Yuma for the emergency landing. Makes you wonder why they didn't go to the closet regional or commercial airport. If I was on that plane I would just want them to land it ...now!

Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 07:09 PM (k1rwm)

393
You have an atavism?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 11:06 PM (1ZnTv)

Nope.

But I'm so zonked on Xanax I didn't get In Exile's joke for a few minutes.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 07:10 PM (7+pP9)

394 Miami Vice was absolutely Must See TV for me and my buddies back then! I never missed an episode - until 'Missing Hours'. I stopped watching regularly after that turd. Never saw the 'Sonny Burnett' arc until the first round of syndication. As my brother once said, "The Series Finale wasn't even good drunk." But those first 3 seasons and the 'Burnett' arc, though...

For anyone who may be interested, here's a mash-up I created of Crockett's Theme and Love on a Real Train from Risky Business.

Oh, and Archer is pure awesome!

Posted by: goozer at April 01, 2011 07:11 PM (F1aIq)

395

I hate movies that try to romanticize felons.

What about shows that romanticize felons who received a pardon?

(Rockford Files)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:11 PM (A0VTZ)

396 That was Lawrence Fishsomethingoranother .

No, no, no. That was A Fish Called Something or Other.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:11 PM (7utQ2)

397 We used to play our Friday evenings around Miami Vice. We put everything else on hold. Most of the time, we'd be dressed up and ready and waiting to go out.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2011 07:12 PM (drz6O)

398 No, no, no. That was A Fish Called Something or Other.

Wasn't it called Fishy Business?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:12 PM (vj0dH)

399 398 Love Top Gear. Sometimes they're pricks, but they're funny and they say shit that would never be allowed over here in non-offending land. (But it's not offensive if it's vile nasty shit flung at enemies-of-the-state...)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:07 PM (afWhQ)

If I were writing the *proper* American version, I wouldn't mention the original but I would, in the first episode, say something about how people love to talk trash when they come from a small island that used to be a vast empire but peed the entire thing down their legs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:12 PM (bxiXv)

400 When Tim Robbins got the whole schematic of Shawshank Prison tattooed on his upper body I lost interest.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:13 PM (gJNMj)

401 382 the most recent incident.
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM

A plane bringing the 118 passengers back to Sacramento is scheduled to land in Sacramento at 9:25 tonight

After that, I would have gone straight to the rental car counter and drove back

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 07:13 PM (vdfwz)

402
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 11:08 PM (7utQ2)

Heh. How does that song go" ...the pie bone is connected to the ? bone?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 07:13 PM (7+pP9)

403

What about shows that romanticize felons who received a pardon?

(Rockford Files)

Also, Hardcastle and McCormick and It Takes a Thief.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:13 PM (7utQ2)

404 I didn't get In Exile's joke for a few minutes.

My sarcasm is an acquired taste

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 07:14 PM (HNz1Y)

405 Wait...they executed the President of the United States in The Green Mile?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Rascist bastards!!!!

Posted by: Janene Garofolo! at April 01, 2011 07:14 PM (sJTmU)

406 Archer is the coolest show on TV. It has pulled ahead of Justified since that show decided to change into Silk Stalkings 2.

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:14 PM (txssN)

407 When Tim Robbins got the whole schematic of Shawshank Prison tattooed on his upper body I lost interest.

Was that before or after he cheated on Sandra Bullock with that chick?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:15 PM (7utQ2)

408 A plane bringing the 118 passengers back to Sacramento is scheduled to land in Sacramento at 9:25 tonight

If they're headed for Sacto, there's a better than even chance they all deserve to die anyway. Just sayin' . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:15 PM (zxpIo)

409 We used to play our Friday evenings around Miami Vice. We put everything else on hold. Most of the time, we'd be dressed up and ready and waiting to go out. Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2011 11:12 PM (drz6O) Yep. Had to keep plenty of towels handy to sop up the wife's drool.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:16 PM (1ZnTv)

410 Well, it's interesting Batchelor has a guest on who is saying ol rod might come back to haunt the 2012 elections as the new trial might be coming up. Too funny....

Posted by: curious at April 01, 2011 07:16 PM (k1rwm)

411

343 That's The Green Mile, wrong movie!

No, when Morgan Freeman got executed I cried.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM

No, no, no, it was Jeff Goldblum who was executed by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 07:16 PM (vdfwz)

412 424:

Daryl Hannah did full nude in that one.

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:17 PM (txssN)

413 THERE. ARE. FOUR. HEARTS!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 07:17 PM (x40U+)

414 It has pulled ahead of Justified since that show decided to change into Silk Stalkings 2.

Not seeing what you are talking about. I still think it's the best thing on television by a rather wide margin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:17 PM (7utQ2)

415 RE SLEEP APNEA: I actually diagnosed it from a blood test.

If you don't mind sharing - what blood test. I just googled some terms and my google-fu didn't come upon blood abnormalities associated with OSA.

I'm one of those horrible doctors, and I do try to screen for sleep apnea. It's of particular importance to my specialty and I'd love to have another flag to help with screening.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:18 PM (bqjJT)

416 You're getting close. It's most common among Eskimos.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (7+pP9)

Wait, eskimos don't have bones in their noses, that's guineas.

IIRC there are a lot of ethnic oddities, but it's politically incorrect so it's hard to find them in the literature after WWII and online.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

417 I liked Silk Stalkings. But I like that guy, what's his name. I met him once. When he was married to Josie Bissett. Met her too.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

418 Some duct tape will fix that hole in the plane, no problem.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:19 PM (1ZnTv)

419 Too much poon chasing and not enough crime fighting for me.

Good lookin broads though.

icanhaz daisydukez?

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:19 PM (txssN)

420 427 THERE. ARE. FOUR. HEARTS!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at April 01, 2011 11:17 PM (x40U+)

That's the second time that joke's been told on this thread, and it's still so obscure no one who gets it will say so.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:19 PM (bxiXv)

421 You're getting close. It's most common among Eskimos.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (7+pP9)

Are you some kinda freak with a tail or somethin'?

Posted by: Bearded Lady at April 01, 2011 07:19 PM (xzDMu)

422 But I like that guy, what's his name. I met him once.

Gregory Peck? Flip Wilson? Truman Capote?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:20 PM (7utQ2)

423 Can't I just eat my chocolate-chip bacon waffle with jack Daniels syrup?

Posted by: Paula Dean at April 01, 2011 07:20 PM (YIesF)

424 Paranoid here, isn't it weird that a plane back east had a bullet hole in it, and now this plane had a hole in the fuselage. Not to mention the plane that was diverted because of the ME guys passing notes. And the one where the plane was diverted because of loss of cabin pressure.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

425 Rob Estes.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

426

Bacon-Bacon-Bacon! Bacon Peanut Truffles

http://tinyurl.com/3nrs4bs

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at April 01, 2011 07:22 PM (zNmqL)

427 Rob Estes.

No, that's not him. I'm going with Rick Manetti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:22 PM (7utQ2)

428 slooooooow

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (A0VTZ)

429 Rick Moranis

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (txssN)

430 Some duct tape will fix that hole in the plane, no problem.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 11:19 PM (1ZnTv)

You'll be hearing from my solicitor.

Posted by: Red Green at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (YX6i/)

431 That's the second time that joke's been told on this thread, and it's still so obscure no one who gets it will say so. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:19 PM (bxiXv) That was the episode that should have been much better episode.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (1ZnTv)

432 OK, who showed their boobs today? There was an earthquake off Crete.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (RZ8pf)

433 Daryl Hannah did full nude in that one.

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 11:17 PM (txssN)

She lived on the ranch next to my sisters in telluride. I used to spend all my time when I visited running up and down the road hoping she would stop and offer to have my babies. She never did though.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (MtwBb)

434 Rob Estes--the doctor from Northern Exposure? (With Janine Turner another hot republican chick)

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:23 PM (gJNMj)

435 I'm one of those horrible doctors, and I do try to screen for sleep apnea. It's of particular importance to my specialty and I'd love to have another flag to help with screening.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:18 PM (bqjJT)

Oh, cut it out, doctor demento. I have the world's best doc and he doesn't accept ANY insurance. Which, if more of you guys had taken that stand, we would not be where we are today. C'est vrai, n'est pas?

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:24 PM (zxpIo)

436 Posted by: Red Green at April 01, 2011 11:23 PM (YX6i/)

Now there is a reference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:24 PM (7utQ2)

437

Downfall of Miami Vice....2 words......Sheena Easton

Kind of establishment DC type.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:25 PM (A0VTZ)

438

Rob Estes--the doctor from Northern Exposure? (With Janine Turner another hot republican chick)

No, that was Rob Morrow. Nowhere near as cute as Rob Estes who is a total and absolute hunk.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:25 PM (RZ8pf)

439 That was the episode that should have been much better episode.

That sums up TNG.

Too much talking, to enough phaserin'.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:26 PM (7utQ2)

440 448:

Something tells me those kids would have come out beautiful but half stupid.

I send Jackson Brown a Christmas card every year with a dollar in it.

/i kid

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:26 PM (txssN)

441 not enough phaserin'

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:26 PM (7utQ2)

442

Speaking of planes, here's a Shorpy:

Visibility: Spotty

"Washington, D.C., circa 1911. 'Flights and test of Rex Smith biplane flown by Antony Jannus. The plane with Rufus R. Bermann, wireless operator, and Fred Aubert.' Whose somewhat pixilated appearance can be attributed to mold on the emulsion. Harris & Ewing Collection glass negative."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 01, 2011 07:27 PM (UO6+e)

443 I send Jackson Brown a Christmas card every year with a dollar in it.

lol, sifty

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:27 PM (zxpIo)

444

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 11:24 PM (zxpIo)

C'est tres vrai. (Thus ends my recollection of high school french). Very short sighted decision. At this point I'd like to see MD's stop billing insurance. Bill the pt and have them collect from insurance. It puts the pt back in the position of consumer with respect to the insurance company. That'll never happen either. Too much pain in dealing wiht the insurance co's.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:27 PM (bqjJT)

445 No, that was Rob Morrow.

Shame about him getting killed on the set of The Twilight Zone movie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:27 PM (7utQ2)

446 OK, who showed their boobs today? There was an earthquake off Crete.

Yesterday was National Cleavage Day. I'm going with it being a group effort.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 01, 2011 07:28 PM (G4Dm3)

447 No it was Rob Morrow, PGiS, don't you ever watch TV?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:28 PM (gJNMj)

448

Shame about him getting killed on the set of The Twilight Zone movie.

Now you are just doing it on purpose.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:29 PM (RZ8pf)

449 not enough two-handed chops and shoulder rolls by the Enterprise's captain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2011 07:29 PM (XBM1t)

450 I loved Silk Stalkings. It was probably my first non-50s era show that I watched on my own religiously. Next to Baywatch, that is. (it was late-night tv...)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:30 PM (afWhQ)

451 Now you are just doing it on purpose.

Review the entire thread, please.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:30 PM (7utQ2)

452 Tomorrow night is

Operation: Get Jason Segel to Punch Russel Brand in the Mouth.

I'll try to get film.

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:31 PM (txssN)

453 okay, etiquette question:
when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:31 PM (vj0dH)

454

Review the entire thread, please.

You aren't the boss of me.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)

455
Are you some kinda freak with a tail or somethin'?

Posted by: Bearded Lady at April 01, 2011 11:19 PM (xzDMu)

Closest yet.

I have an extra vertebrae in my upper lumbar/lower thoracic region. Doctors have assured me it has nothing to do with my chronic lower back pain problem. I don't believe them, of course.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (7+pP9)

456

Now you are just doing it on purpose.

Everyone is. April Fools!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (gJNMj)

457 Yesterday was National Cleavage Day.

Wrong type of Cleavage Day. Yesterday was a celebration of proteases cleaving their various substrates and the subsequent biological effects thereof.

Sorry, had to rehash this.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (muhWA)

458 Egads. In car buying, do you go with the salesman who suddenly switched dealers or the original dealership who calls you after going through the salesman's emails?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (afWhQ)

459 429RE SLEEP APNEA: I actually diagnosed it from a blood test.

If you don't mind sharing - what blood test. I just googled some terms and my google-fu didn't come upon blood abnormalities associated with OSA.

I'm one of those horrible doctors, and I do try to screen for sleep apnea. It's of particular importance to my specialty and I'd love to have another flag to help with screening.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:18 PM (bqjJT)

If you were a horrible doctor, you wouldn't be askin', some wench.

It was a standard metabolic panel, it wasn't a single item it was a pattern - moderately high blood cholesterol and sugar, white blood cell count, and a couple of others I'm sorry I don't remember.

I have the test results on paper but I just moved and it's packed, I haven't scanned it in online yet like my other medical records, I found it in old files before I moved. If you're in the yahoo group I can get the form to you when I find it. I looked it up after the test and found it a pattern linked to sleep deprivation.

Those particular factors were controlled with apnea treatment and not drugs.

There should be a "cheap sleep test device" made that detects pauses in breathing only and can be sent home with a patient but I don't know of one.

You may be able to find the pattern with a little digging online, but don't use OSA use "sleep deprivation" in your search, I've mentioned it to every sleep specialist I've met but to my knowledge no study has been done for OSA.

I'll make a note (I do research for people I know) and when I find it I'll try to remember to mention it if I see you here, and I'll check to see if you're on the Yahoo group.

I need to send the test result page to my cardiologists when I find it anyway, it's the only baseline data I have from that time period.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (bxiXv)

460

Operation: Get Jason Segel to Punch Russel Brand in the Mouth.

Pleeeeeeese make it so.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

461 473 Egads. In car buying, do you go with the salesman who suddenly switched dealers or the original dealership who calls you after going through the salesman's emails?

neither

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:33 PM (vj0dH)

462 DONALD!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 01, 2011 07:33 PM (A0VTZ)

463 465:

Silk Stalkings had some nice boobehs.

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2011 07:33 PM (txssN)

464 468 okay, etiquette question:
when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (vj0dH)

never.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:33 PM (afWhQ)

465 when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (vj0dH)

Never, chemjeff. Trust me.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:34 PM (zxpIo)

466 silk stalkings? huh - and all this time I thought it was silk stockings

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:34 PM (vj0dH)

467
478:
Yes, it did. Especially in the final season.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:34 PM (afWhQ)

468

when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Never, make up an excuse if you have to.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:35 PM (gJNMj)

469 Silk Stalkings had some nice boobehs.

Late night USA. Ah, that brings me back to the mid 90's.

*ahem*, decadent!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:35 PM (muhWA)

470

April Fools!

April Fool's Day makes me want to go postal. My sweet boy left me the nicest note this morning for his "prank" because he knows how much I hate April Fool's Day.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

471 Number One I order you to take a number two.

Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Butthead at April 01, 2011 07:35 PM (F1aIq)

472 You aren't the boss of me.

Wait....don't tell me.

ARETHA FRANKLIN!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:36 PM (7utQ2)

473 482
478:
Yes, it did. Especially in the final season.

Why were you keeping track?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:36 PM (muhWA)

474 Egads. In car buying, do you go with the salesman who suddenly switched dealers or the original dealership who calls you after going through the salesman's emails?

Does one of them sell the Volt. Go buy a Volt. I've got some extra cash lying around here somewhere that I'll let you have if you go buy one.

_Please?

_{^{pretty please!?!?}}

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at April 01, 2011 07:36 PM (xzDMu)

475 neither

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 11:33 PM (vj0dH)

So, what, then?

I now have two guys trying to find my car (or I'll just order the damn thing). Been jerked around for two weeks already, too.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:36 PM (afWhQ)

476 Why were you keeping track?

It was hard not to notice.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 07:37 PM (afWhQ)

477 That was the episode that should have been much better episode.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 11:23 PM (1ZnTv)

Oh, now you've hopelessly confused the issue.

Wait, it was the one with that Picard bloke in it, was it?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:37 PM (bxiXv)

478

when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Never, make up an excuse if you have to.

If, however, the excuse includes the words "Commodore Amiga"--you might just want to skip it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:37 PM (7utQ2)

479

April Fool's Day makes me want to go postal.

Yikes! I'm outta here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2011 07:38 PM (gJNMj)

480 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:32 PM (bxiXv)

Thanks. The elevated sugar doesn't surprise me. And I'll google sleep deprivation rather than OSA.

There should be a "cheap sleep test device" made that detects pauses in breathing only and can be sent home with a patient but I don't know of one.

stoopid italics not ending....

There is a home version of a sleep study. I was just contacted by a rep from a company out of CA who is trying to have MD's screen patients, and then have this company send out the device to the pt, who wears it overnight and sends it back to the company to be read. It is some cheaper than traditional sleep studies, but not a lot. Maybe with competition the price point will come done.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:38 PM (bqjJT)

481 Never, chemjeff. Trust me. Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 11:34 PM (zxpIo) Never.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:38 PM (1ZnTv)

482 okay, thanx for the thank-you note advice

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:38 PM (vj0dH)

483 473 Egads. In car buying, do you go with the salesman who suddenly switched dealers or the original dealership who calls you after going through the salesman's emails?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:32 PM (afWhQ)

I steal my own cars, thank you very much!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

484 Yeah - it's never too late to send thank you notes. It took us till after the baby was born to get ty notes out for the wife's shower. We made up for it by including a photo collage of the angel.

Posted by: Red Green at April 01, 2011 07:39 PM (YX6i/)

485

Never, chemjeff. Trust me.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 11:34 PM (zxpIo)

i go along with that to Peach........ i say thank you to strangers everyday.......... even Morons can have manners.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 07:39 PM (l13kH)

486 okay, another advice question:
should I send money to NRCC?
they've been pestering me, and among the DC types, they are the only ones I would even consider
(RNC-no way)
what do you think?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:39 PM (vj0dH)

487 That was funny CDR M.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

488 Heh. Changing the Chinese invaders with North Korean invaders wasn't enough for MGM. Red Dawn is now Blue Dawn.

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 11:37 PM (5I8G0)

That's funny

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (MtwBb)

489 stupid canadian sock.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (YX6i/)

490 I'll make a note (I do research for people I know) and when I find it I'll try to remember to mention it if I see you here, and I'll check to see if you're on the Yahoo group.

I'm not on the yahoo group I should join. Maybe this will be the reason I do.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (bqjJT)

491 The "Blue Dawn" not the LA hookers.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

492 Wrong type of Cleavage Day. Yesterday was a celebration of proteases cleaving their various substrates and the subsequent biological effects thereof.

Sorry, had to rehash this.

My bad. You already set me straight last night!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 01, 2011 07:40 PM (G4Dm3)

493 It was the Riker gets butthurt episode. Does that help?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:41 PM (1ZnTv)

494 Never say never, chemjeff, at least in regards to thank-you notes.

And for you Mad Men fans, crisis averted:

Mad Men crisis talks resolved as Matthew Weiner signs for two more seasons (and gets to keep his cast).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:41 PM (muhWA)

495 Chemjeff. "I am embarrassed that it has taken me so long to express my heartfelt appreciation for your wonderful gift/lovely gesture/awesome blow-job/what-the-fuck-ever. I want you to know that it meant the world to me. Thank you from the bottom of my tardy little heart. Love, chemjeff."

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:41 PM (zxpIo)

496 Sleep apnea also causes reduced thyroid function and increases in cortisol, but not universally, and you need a hormone panel for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

497 You aren't going to send thank you cards to the stormtrooper hookers in LA are you? Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 11:39 PM (5I8G0) If they don't deserve a thank you, who does?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:42 PM (1ZnTv)

498 I'm not on the yahoo group I should join. Maybe this will be the reason I do.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:40 PM (bqjJT)

Are you a feet stealer?

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 07:42 PM (MtwBb)

499 You aren't going to send thank you cards to the stormtrooper hookers in LA are you?

hell no - they got all the thanks they deserved

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (vj0dH)

500

Hahahaha, Peaches, it would be totally funny to get a thank you note from a guy for giving him an awesome blow job.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

501 503 okay, another advice question:
should I send money to NRCC?

I dunno. I've lost faith in the National Committees, so I directly support candidates I like.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (muhWA)

502 No. Go direct to the candidate of your choice.

Seconded.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (7utQ2)

503 Note to selves: Peaches appreciated thank you notes for blow jobs.

Posted by: Morons at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (YX6i/)

504 I'm not on the yahoo group I should join. Maybe this will be the reason I do.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:40 PM (bqjJT)

Stay away from our tonsils, muthafuckah.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:43 PM (zxpIo)

505 really chemjeff........... those LAX hotel hookers dont really expect a thank you card......

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 07:44 PM (l13kH)

506

Are you a feet stealer?

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 11:42 PM (MtwBb)

No, I put people to sleep so the stealers of feet and tonsils can work their evil.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:45 PM (bqjJT)

507 No. Go direct to the candidate of your choice. Seconded. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 11:43 PM (7utQ2) Thirded.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:45 PM (1ZnTv)

508 Sick, dudes. I find this fascination with oral decadence...disturbing.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:45 PM (muhWA)

509 Hahahaha, Peaches, it would be totally funny to get a thank you note from a guy for giving him an awesome blow job.

Hey, Hallmark dudes--TAKE NOTES.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:46 PM (7utQ2)

510 There is a home version of a sleep study. I was just contacted by a rep from a company out of CA who is trying to have MD's screen patients, and then have this company send out the device to the pt, who wears it overnight and sends it back to the company to be read. It is some cheaper than traditional sleep studies, but not a lot. Maybe with competition the price point will come done.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:38 PM (bqjJT)

After I'm done designing my own defibrillator installation (the surgeon likes the idea but I have some problems to solve in the design which allows the device to be replaced without surgery), maybe I'll throw together something based on a $40 pulse oximeter or something like that. It has to monitor breathing but not perfectly.

If a $100 resuable device can let you know whether to schedule a real sleep test, that would save a lot of time and money.

All it has to do is detect pauses in breathing, it doesn't have to replicate a sleep test. People ask too much.

Not kidding, join the Yahoo group and I'll see what I can come up with.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:46 PM (bxiXv)

511 Sick, dudes. I find this fascination with oral decadence...disturbing.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 11:45 PM (muhWA)

Can a dude please get a break?

Posted by: MiM at April 01, 2011 07:46 PM (YX6i/)

512 Sick, dudes. I find this fascination with oral decadence...disturbing. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 11:45 PM (muhWA) It can keep a plane in the air.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:47 PM (1ZnTv)

513

No, I put people to sleep so the stealers of feet and tonsils can work their evil.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:45 PM (bqjJT)

OMG, your an anesthesiologist? You do realize it's the most lucrative of the medical specialties, right? So, here's my real question. You got nothin' better to do on a Friday night, are you in prison or something?

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:49 PM (zxpIo)

514

Hahahaha, Peaches, it would be totally funny to get a thank you note from a guy for giving him an awesome blow job.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

i have said thank you for that before......... havent sent a note but damn sure have said thank you.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 07:49 PM (l13kH)

515 Dammit, didn't anyone else see it today? I want some reassurance that it was OK that I found it hilarious.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:40 PM (RZ8pf)

So got back a little while ago from taking my kids to see Hop. You got nothing to worry about by finding that movie hilarious, PGiS. It was a really good movie, as those types of flicks go.

Posted by: some random Moron at April 01, 2011 07:50 PM (xzDMu)

516

The Mayans predicted the end of the world in December 2012, so what's up with all this 2011 nonsense? Do I need to spend all my money faster?

(I'll be up a creek without a paddle if the world doesn't end in 2012 let me tell you)

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:50 PM (RZ8pf)

517 Hahahaha, Peaches, it would be totally funny to get a thank you note from a guy for giving him an awesome blow job. ? thats why they give us jewelry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 07:51 PM (DNpSr)

518 468 okay, etiquette question:
when is it too late to send a thank-you note?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (vj0dH)

After the check bounces and/or you stop payment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:51 PM (bxiXv)

519 I find this fascination with oral decadence...disturbing.

I found it disturbing a few times on the Capital Beltway as well.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:52 PM (7utQ2)

520

Hahahaha, Peaches, it would be totally funny to get a thank you note from a guy for giving him an awesome blow job.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Hahahaha, PGiS, I wouldn't know.

_{Oh, and, GACK!!!!}

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 07:52 PM (zxpIo)

521 OMG, your an anesthesiologist? You do realize it's the most lucrative of the medical specialties, right? So, here's my real question. You got nothin' better to do on a Friday night, are you in prison or something?

LOL, I'm not sure we're the most lucrative but I do fine. For most lucrative I'd lean towards Ortho, or Optho, or interventional radiology/cardiology.

After a day of being squeezed between surgeons and administration, I'm whupped. A quiet night at home is just what the doctor ordered

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:53 PM (bqjJT)

522

So got back a little while ago from taking my kids to see Hop. You got nothing to worry about by finding that movie hilarious, PGiS. It was a really good movie, as those types of flicks go.

Thank you. I mean after reading a bunch of reviews I was seriously beginning to wonder. It was like all the reviewers were expecting some Sundance Film Festival art flick or something. And the outrage about the "adult humor" was really puzzling me.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:53 PM (RZ8pf)

523 535

The Mayans predicted the end of the world in December 2012, so what's up with all this 2011 nonsense? Do I need to spend all my money faster?

There's some Christian whack-ball group in the Midwest (I think) that is putting up billboards proclaiming that on May 21, 2011, Jesus will come to judge the world. Google around if you want to see their date rationale. My stepfather saw some of these billboards when he drove out to WI.

The date is seared into my mind because that's my little brother's b-day.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:53 PM (muhWA)

524

No, I put people to sleep so the stealers of feet and tonsils can work their evil.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:45 PM

so......you're a gas passer?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2011 07:53 PM (JMmQ9)

525 Mangled spam.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 07:53 PM (1ZnTv)

526

Not kidding, join the Yahoo group and I'll see what I can come up with.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:46 PM (bxiXv)

I'll go putter around yahoo groups and see if I can find the group

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:54 PM (bqjJT)

527

That sounds like a medical device that I need to tax the shit out of. Unless of course you swear allegiance to me.

Posted by: Kathleen Sieblius at April 01, 2011 11:48 PM (5I8G0)

I'll just call it a "Happy Fun Breath Counter," have it made in China and sell it online. "Not a medical device" WINK.

And you'll take that and like it, you skank ho!

And if you don't like it, cage match baby! The entire industry will watch it over and over on pay-per-view!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:54 PM (bxiXv)

528
so......you're a gas passer?

Yes, we sit on stools to do it too

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 07:55 PM (bqjJT)

529

Sometimes late on friday nights, I put on my BDUs , jungle boots, gloves, cover, elbow and knee pads on, grap my club, and go down to the creek bottom. It helps me see with a fire, but I like to dig a shallow hole to build it in.

By the time I have finished a canteen of white lighting, and Tang while hanging out in my hammack a few hot headed naked ice borers try to get close enough to bite my legs. That is when I club the shit out them, and watch their heads explode. It's really cool. Most of the time it is just a warm up for when Sasquatch starts causing trouble.

I think Sasquatch is upset that I have been taking a wizz in his area. He calms down after a few passes of the peace pipe. The thing is, Sas is a bit primitve. He hogs the pipe. After I give him some white lighting he is easy to push around. He loves it so much I have to hide it. Sasquatch can not hold their white lighting.

The next time that big hairy bastard messes with my getto plaster while playing CCR, I'm going to beat his arse!

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 01, 2011 07:55 PM (alRN7)

530 The date is seared into my mind because that's my little brother's b-day.

I'm pretty sure you need to take him to Guatemala and sacrifice him, then.

Or buy him a nice greeting card of the non-blowjob variety.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 07:56 PM (7utQ2)

531 I'll go putter around yahoo groups and see if I can find the group

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 11:54 PM (bqjJT)

AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 07:56 PM (bxiXv)

532

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 11:53 PM (RZ8pf)

Haha. April Fools!

^{I would never go see a movie with Russel Brand (even if you didn't have to see him, but just listen to his voice). Don't even have any kids. But saw above how much you love April Fools. So, cheers!}

Posted by: some random Moron at April 01, 2011 07:57 PM (xzDMu)

533 plaster=blaster

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 01, 2011 07:57 PM (alRN7)

534 Well of course I've been thanked in the moment, but I'm just imagining the thank you notes. "Dear PGiS, thank you so much for licking my lollipop last night. The talent of your mouth knows no bounds and I look forward to our next session when you again demonstrate just how great it is to date a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue."

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:57 PM (RZ8pf)

535 Mad Men crisis talks resolved as Matthew Weiner signs for two more seasons (and gets to keep his cast).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 11:41 PM

Does Christina Hendricks have a separate agent for her boobs?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 07:58 PM (vdfwz)

536 so......you're a gas passer? heh heh

Posted by: beavis & butthead at April 01, 2011 07:58 PM (DNpSr)

537

Haha. April Fools!

Postal. Blood will be shed.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 07:59 PM (RZ8pf)

538 I'm pretty sure you need to take him to Guatemala and sacrifice him, then.

Why Guatemala? Can't a make a little altar in the backyard?

No! I'm not sacrificing him! Besides, I'm looking forward to the end. Chaos and all...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 07:59 PM (muhWA)

539 556 Well of course I've been thanked in the moment, but I'm just imagining the thank you notes. "Dear PGiS, thank you so much for licking my lollipop last night. The talent of your mouth knows no bounds and I look forward to our next session when you again demonstrate just how great it is to date a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue."

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 11:57 PM (RZ8pf)

I am going to save that for future use and are you still single?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:00 PM (bxiXv)

540 You know how a car starts going to shit after you've made the last payment?

The world won't end until you've paid off your mortgage and student loan

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2011 08:00 PM (vdfwz)

541 LOL, I'm not sure we're the most lucrative but I do fine. For most lucrative I'd lean towards Ortho, or Optho, or interventional radiology/cardiology.

Oh, please. Orthos are the guys who couldn't cut it as carpenters (per my late ex-FiL, the orthopedic superstar). You guys? As long as the patient wakes up afterwards and doesn't remember any of the snarky comments the cutter made, there's very little basis for litigation. Although you do have to walk that fine line of putting a person as close as possible to death without actually putting them over. No disrespect, but statistically, you guys make the best money.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:00 PM (zxpIo)

542

AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Thanks.

Creating account now

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 08:00 PM (bqjJT)

543 This is taking a horrible turn. The decadence...it burns!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:01 PM (muhWA)

544

Does texting cover this?

Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2011 11:53 PM (5I8G0)

memmmmmmmmmm not sure, i dont know how to text on a phone......but i can think of alot of funny things to say about this..... this is one of those ya gotta be careful. dont want to piss off the Ettes.........

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:01 PM (l13kH)

545 a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue." Damn, i wish i could do that!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:02 PM (DNpSr)

546 Also, PGIS wins the thread and 500 internets!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:02 PM (bxiXv)

547 memmmmmmmmmm not sure, i dont know how to text on a phone......but i can think of alot of funny things to say about this..... this is one of those ya gotta be careful. dont want to piss off the Ettes.........

They seem to be leading the charge.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:02 PM (7utQ2)

548 this is one of those ya gotta be careful. dont want to piss off the Ettes....... Bring it! the only one you're going to freak out is Kratos and his blue blade.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:04 PM (DNpSr)

549 We're going to need more cherry stems.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:04 PM (7utQ2)

550 568 a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue."

Damn, i wish i could do that!

Why? It seems like a unnecessary, useless skill to me. Wouldn't you prefer hand-to-hand combat? Gunnery skills? The ability to channel the energies of the gods?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:04 PM (muhWA)

551

Damn, i wish i could do that!

I played the clarinet for 12 years. Lots of tongue work. And I can roll my tongue which I think helps because it is more flexible.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:05 PM (RZ8pf)

552 Thanks.

Creating account now

Posted by: evil doctor at April 02, 2011 12:00 AM (bqjJT)

I made a note and I'll send you a message when I get that form dug out and get the list back.

And if I invent a cheap sleep-breath monitor.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:05 PM (bxiXv)

553 561 556 Well of course I've been thanked in the moment, but I'm just imagining the thank you notes. "Dear PGiS, thank you so much for licking my lollipop last night. The talent of your mouth knows no bounds and I look forward to our next session when you again demonstrate just how great it is to date a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue." Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 11:57 PM (RZ8pf)

As a master cunning linguist, I've observed that turnabout is foreplay...

Posted by: goozer at April 01, 2011 08:05 PM (F1aIq)

554

So you are saying your embouchure is top notch?

A perfect seal.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:09 PM (RZ8pf)

555

I played the clarinet for 12 years. Lots of tongue work. And I can roll my tongue which I think helps because it is more flexible.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 12:05 AM (RZ8pf)

Note to self - ask about musical background more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:09 PM (bxiXv)

556 Wouldn't you prefer hand-to-hand combat? Gunnery skills? I;m an over achiever. I do it all.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:10 PM (DNpSr)

557 Thanks.

Creating account now
Posted by: evil doctor at April 02, 2011 12:00 AM (bqjJT)

Don't forget to post a pic.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:10 PM (zxpIo)

558

Bring it! the only one you're going to freak out is Kratos and his blue blade..............

what our best freind Kratos needs is to find him is a girlfriend who can suck the crome off a bumper hitch....... that might change his mind about alot of things.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:10 PM (l13kH)

559 Music is decadent! Egads!

*runs away in horror*

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:11 PM (muhWA)

560

and thats all i have to say about that.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:11 PM (l13kH)

561

I made a note and I'll send you a message when I get that form dug out and get the list back.

And if I invent a cheap sleep-breath monitor.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 12:05 AM (bxiXv)

I'll be looking forward to it.

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 08:11 PM (bqjJT)

562 141 Vina the Moose - we are neighbors?

Posted by: ktnxbai at April 01, 2011 08:12 PM (GBPdu)

563 The actress Claudia Black does this tongue trick that causes men to call their doctor about how long that erection has lasted.

YouTube of it.

I'd call it a "ripple."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:12 PM (bxiXv)

564

Oh yay, I have a room inspection this afternoon.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:12 PM (J2ejK)

565 Just a reminder: if Rand Paul were President, we wouldn't be at war with Libya right now.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 01, 2011 08:13 PM (McG46)

566 563 The urban dictionary has courtesy fellatio in it.

Those really do exist, i got one for helping a co-worker move into her new apartment.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 08:13 PM (9RFH1)

567 I;m an over achiever. I do it all.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 12:10 AM (DNpSr)

And that is why I love the Ettes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:13 PM (bxiXv)

568 *runs away in horror* hey, alright, i have company!

Posted by: Brave Brave Sir Robin at April 01, 2011 08:14 PM (DNpSr)

569

Oh yay, I have a room inspection this afternoon.

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2011 12:12 AM (J2ejK)

A room inspection? I thought you were in the army?

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 08:14 PM (MtwBb)

570 Just a reminder: if Rand Paul were President, we wouldn't be at war with Libya right now.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 02, 2011 12:13 AM (McG46)

And, yet, I would not sleep at night knowing that the spawn of Ronulan was in control. I like everything Rand says, but the taint of Ron is strong upon him. Just. Can't. Go. There.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:14 PM (zxpIo)

571 Those really do exist, i got one for helping a co-worker move into her new apartment.

Posted by: booger at April 02, 2011 12:13 AM (9RFH1)

Nobody like braggarts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:15 PM (bxiXv)

572 Just a reminder: if Rand Paul were President, we wouldn't be at war with Libya right now.

If a bottle of argon gas were President right now, we would not be at war with Libya.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:15 PM (7utQ2)

573 Vina the Moose

What?
Another moose?
And she likes horror?

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:16 PM (s0PLj)

574

Posted by: Racefan at April 02, 2011 12:10 AM (l13kH)

Father? Is that you?

Thankfully, even if I was interested in such things, there isn't much down there to work with IYKWIMAITYD.

Hate to break the levity, but it seems that things in Egypt are going to take a dire turn this fall:

Egyptian Liberal Groups Admit The Obvious Â– Islamists Are Going to Trounce Us In The September ElectionsÂ…

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:16 PM (muhWA)

575 How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio? "I say, that was so nice of you to help me move, how 'bout I blow ya now?"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:16 PM (RZ8pf)

576 I am not wearing pants.

That is all.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:16 PM (YxBuk)

577

A room inspection? I thought you were in the army?

I am. The BN commander sent out a FRAGO stating that health and wealfare inspections will be conducted every other month. The 1SG sent out a note that all CPTs and below had to be standing by their rooms at 1400.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:17 PM (J2ejK)

578

Kratos is the only guy I know who brags about how small his love tool is.

Dood, u r doin it rong.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:17 PM (RZ8pf)

579
Good night morons. Time to see if I can sleep through another night of back pain.

(Getting up out of bed is the worst part).

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (7+pP9)

580

I am not wearing pants.

That is all.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (J2ejK)

581 603 I am not wearing pants.

That is all.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:16 AM (YxBuk)

You only say that because I'm 8 hours away and on medical restriction!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (bxiXv)

582

Oh my.

Posted by: CDR M

George Takei is IN THE HOUSE!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (sJTmU)

583 I like everything Rand says, but the taint of Ron is strong upon him. Just. Can't. Go. There.

Posted by: Peaches at April 02, 2011 12:14 AM (zxpIo)

That tends to happens tea baggin'.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (xzDMu)

584 Those really do exist, i got one for helping a co-worker move into her new apartment.

Ugh. I would just asked for a pizza. Less chance of infectious disease transmission too.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (muhWA)

585 Rum joins the party with a splash!

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (RZ8pf)

586

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2011 12:17 AM (J2ejK)

You have your own room? your own fucking room? Are you a General already?

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (MtwBb)

587 I am not wearing pants. Ooooh and I'm topless. Perfect bookends!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (DNpSr)

588 What?
Another moose?
And she likes horror?

Wait for it.....

A moose bit my sister once.

Thus concludes the gratuitous Monty Python reference for April 1, 2011.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:18 PM (7utQ2)

589 You only say that because I'm 8 hours away and on medical restriction!

Exactly!

And not because it was 90 degrees again today...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (YxBuk)

590 Is it still April Fool's Day? The women must stop toying with us! *crying*

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (FQlFL)

591 we are trying to help you Kratos.......... this songs for you.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (l13kH)

592

How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio? "I say, that was so nice of you to help me move, how 'bout I blow ya now?"

Generally the direct approach works best.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (J2ejK)

593 How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio

Personally, I would offer them a choice between 1) directions to the neighborhood gay bar and 2) $20 and directions to the local seedy area.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (zxpIo)

594 I am not wearing pants. That is all. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:16 AM (YxBuk) *sigh*

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (1ZnTv)

595 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2011 12:18 AM (7utQ2)

Someone needs to be sacked.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:19 PM (YxBuk)

596 Nobody like braggarts.

It's all i have! Don't take it away from me! *clings desperately to one moment of glory*

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 08:20 PM (9RFH1)

597 615 I am not wearing pants.

Ooooh and I'm topless. Perfect bookends!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 12:18 AM (DNpSr)

Oh, y'all are trying to kill me. I get it now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:20 PM (bxiXv)

598 Hate to break the levity, but it seems that things in Egypt are going to take a dire turn this fall:

Ya'know, I just can't get worked up over something I would have been surprised didn't happen.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:20 PM (s0PLj)

599 Rum w/o pants, PGIS is discussing courtesy fellatio and bebe's topless. The decadence is strong tonight. Damn I hate that I have to work early tomorrow. Enjoy, Morons.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 01, 2011 08:21 PM (/izg2)

600 Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 12:19 AM (1ZnTv)

Is it more fun to imagine when you know what I look like?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:21 PM (YxBuk)

601

You have your own room? your own fucking room? Are you a General already?

No, just a CPT. One of the advantages of living on a larger FOB. And it's closet sized room with a sheet as a door, so I'm not living in luxury.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:22 PM (J2ejK)

602 Oh, y'all are trying to kill me. I get it now.

We're making sure you at least die with a smile on your face.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:22 PM (YxBuk)

603 602 How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio? "I say, that was so nice of you to help me move, how 'bout I blow ya now?"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 12:16 AM (RZ8pf)

What am I gonna say, "no?"

I don't THINK so!

You might have to worry about me following you around like a deliriously happy puppy after that, you might want to make your full intentions clear up front.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:22 PM (bxiXv)

604 Ya'know, I just can't get worked up over something I would have been surprised didn't happen.

I still cling to hope at times. Foolish, yes?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:22 PM (muhWA)

605

Generally the direct approach works best.

I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:23 PM (RZ8pf)

606 I am not wearing pants. Ooooh and I'm topless. Perfect bookends! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 12:18 AM (DNpSr) Double *sigh*

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:23 PM (1ZnTv)

607 Rum! Isn't it great to have a little blast of pantsless weather here in the southland? I slept sans covers (actually sans anything) all night last night and it was so hot even the kittehs eschewed the usual snuggly crap.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:23 PM (zxpIo)

608 Those really do exist, i got one for helping a co-worker move into her new apartment.

jeebus.... whatever happened to pizza and beer?

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 01, 2011 08:23 PM (G4Dm3)

609

No, just a CPT. One of the advantages of living on a larger FOB. And it's closet sized room with a sheet as a door, so I'm not living in luxury.

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2011 12:22 AM (J2ejK)

Oh, yes you are. Good for you, congrats!

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 08:24 PM (MtwBb)

610 Isn't it great to have a little blast of pantsless weather here in the southland?

Hell yeah! Feels good to break out the summer wear. But I heard there's rain in the forecast this weekend??

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:24 PM (YxBuk)

611 Dear Lord, the decadence on this thread has increased at least 3-fold. Ugh.

Tell me again why I hang out here?

/'cause I got no place else to go, *sobs*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:24 PM (muhWA)

612

Generally the direct approach works best.

I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

Try "Hey looks like you got something in your penis, let me see if I can suck it out for you"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:25 PM (s0PLj)

613 I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

Please tell me that was the last time you saw him.

In Seinfeld parlance, I have NEVER turned THAT down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:26 PM (7utQ2)

614 Is it more fun to imagine when you know what I look like? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk) Very much so.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:26 PM (1ZnTv)

615 568 a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue."

Damn, i wish i could do that!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 12:02 AM (DNpSr)

Your willingness to try is all that is necessary.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 08:26 PM (oVQFe)

616 Dear Lord, the decadence on this thread has increased at least 3-fold. Ugh.

Tell me again why I hang out here?

/'cause I got no place else to go, *sobs*.

Come for the decadence, stay for the self-flagellation.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:26 PM (zxpIo)

617

OT .wish someone would go back to the last post before ONT and tell me to shut up.

Hate to break the levity, but it seems that things in Egypt are going to take a dire turn this fall:

Yeah, i suspect the BrotherHood is not a step up for the world, OR Egypt.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2011 08:27 PM (h+qn8)

618 I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon. when did he come out of the closet?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:27 PM (DNpSr)

619 hey Kratos we can always tell bad science jokes

here's one for you:

how many atoms are in guacamole?

avocado's number!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:27 PM (vj0dH)

620

I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

See, new Gay Friend!

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:27 PM (J2ejK)

621 /'cause I got no place else to go, *sobs*.

That was a great scene in Pretty Woman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:27 PM (7utQ2)

622 602 How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio? "I say, that was so nice of you to help me move, how 'bout I blow ya now?"

Pretty much. We had stopped by her friends house for lunch and while we were at the table her friend said so, are you gong to sleep with him? I thought she was joking, but they weren't laughing. When we were done moving she mentioned what her friend said and that it was ok with her if that's what i wanted, but that she would prefer if we kept it to oral which was ok with me.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 08:28 PM (9RFH1)

623 a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue."

Damn, i wish i could do that!

I once dated a girl who could do that.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:28 PM (s0PLj)

624

I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 12:23 AM (RZ8pf)

That's just seriously depressing.

Little background for those who missed it over the years, my history is not that far off from Kratos', I'm just very unhappy about that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:28 PM (bxiXv)

625

well hell................ it want let me put a song on...............

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:28 PM (l13kH)

626

You might want to rethink the puppy behavior. PGiS will send you to puppy college.

That is so true. Just ask Buddy who is busy writing his essay and filling out financial aid forms.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:28 PM (RZ8pf)

627 here's one for you:

how many atoms are in guacamole?

avocado's number!

[Dialing in the airburst on chemjeff's ISP]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (7utQ2)

628 Posted by: booger at April 02, 2011 12:28 AM (9RFH1)

Wow. I don't even know what else to say.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

629

I posted these last night but it was at the end of the night and pretty much dead.

In my opinion these are the 2 greatest Minecraft videos on youtube.

The first is just awesomely funny

The second is just straight up nerd porn.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (oVQFe)

630

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

631

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

632 But I heard there's rain in the forecast this weekend?? Yep. Are we hitting the land tomorrow so i can film you making donald scream peking duck?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (DNpSr)

633

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

634

You might want to rethink the puppy behavior. PGiS will send you to puppy college.

Kinky. Is it anything like pony play?

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (J2ejK)

635 Yay, beebs! You finally got it!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (YxBuk)

636 636

Generally the direct approach works best.

I tried that several years ago and the guy told me he'd rather spoon.

Speaking of spoons...

Posted by: goozer at April 01, 2011 08:29 PM (F1aIq)

637

Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2011 12:27 AM (vj0dH)

lol. Alas, I can't think of any "good" biochem jokes off the top of my head.

Only that Biochem is the science of making buffer after buffer after buffer...ad infinitum.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:30 PM (muhWA)

638 CDR M, uh hmm, I'm feeling a bad case of dread.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2011 08:30 PM (h+qn8)

639 a girl who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue." Damn, i wish i could do that! I once dated a girl who could do that. Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 02, 2011 12:28 AM (s0PLj) I, too.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:30 PM (1ZnTv)

640 Is it more fun to imagine when you know what I look like?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)

I'm going to take a break to curl up in a corner and cry now. BRB.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:30 PM (bxiXv)

641 YES!!! ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONGING TO BOOBEHS!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:30 PM (DNpSr)

642 Are we hitting the land tomorrow so i can film you making donald scream peking duck?

Ha! Funny you mentioned that because I just emailed you.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (YxBuk)

643 Nope. That whole region is getting ready to light off.

Pfft.

A rebel here a rebel there and we'll be fine.

And by fine, I mean I'm scouting news photos daily for Nostradamus' blue turban guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (7utQ2)

644 Kratos I've got a biochem joke for you

how many biochemists does it take to wash a beaker?

none! that's what organic chemists are for!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (vj0dH)

645 [Dialing in the airburst on chemjeff's ISP]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2011 12:29 AM (7utQ2)

I'm on the ground giving you coordinates.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (YX6i/)

646

Please tell me that was the last time you saw him.

Absolutely. He was also the worst kisser in the universe. And he couldn't find 3rd base.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (RZ8pf)

647 oh, you think THAT joke's bad... I've got about 100 more just like it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:31 PM (vj0dH)

648

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 12:30 AM (DNpSr)

Thankfully I don't have a soul.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:32 PM (muhWA)

649 681 oh, you think THAT joke's bad... I've got about 100 more just like it

lol. I appreciate 'em, even if the others here don't.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:33 PM (muhWA)

650 YES!!! ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONGING TO BOOBEHS!!!!!

Things We Already Knew, Vol. 2

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:33 PM (7utQ2)

651 How does one go about offering courtesy fellatio? "I say, that was so nice of you to help me move, how 'bout I blow ya now?"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 12:16 AM (RZ8pf)

That's part of the beauty of it. There is no wrong way to offer. Think of yourself as Ed McMahon informing someone that they've won the Publisher's Clearinghouse.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 01, 2011 08:33 PM (McG46)

652 what do you do with a sick chemist?

you helium!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:34 PM (vj0dH)

653 well hell................ it want let me put a song on...............

Here, babe, I got one for ya.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:34 PM (zxpIo)

654 what do you do if that doesn't work?

you barium!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:34 PM (vj0dH)

655 I go away and y'all hit the number.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 08:34 PM (afWhQ)

656 Kratos, chemjeff, as a fellow chemist I plead with you to stop the chemist jokes.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:35 PM (1ZnTv)

657
*after thinking thinking about bottomless Rum, and topless bebe*

Damn! Stupid avacado/biochem bullshit. All this crazy talk is making my penis soft!

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at April 01, 2011 08:35 PM (xzDMu)

658 I'm going to take a break to curl up in a corner and cry now. BRB.

You'll just have to wait until June.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:36 PM (YxBuk)

659 I don't know any jokes, eman. I want to spare everybody here too.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:36 PM (muhWA)

660 okay that's all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:36 PM (vj0dH)

661 what do you do with a sick....

Set condition 1SQ for nuclear launch. Spin up all missiles. The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:36 PM (s0PLj)

662 I go away and y'all hit the number.

Actually, we're going to hit chemjeff with a shovel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:37 PM (7utQ2)

663 You'll just have to wait until June.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:36 AM (YxBuk)

Why do you think I'm crying?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:37 PM (bxiXv)

664 668

You might want to rethink the puppy behavior. PGiS will send you to puppy college.

Kinky. Is it anything like pony play?

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2011 12:29 AM (J2ejK)

Semi-NSFW. View at risk of having opinion of humanity lowered even further. You have been warned.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 08:37 PM (oVQFe)

665 You'll just have to wait until June. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:36 AM (YxBuk) Is there anything concrete regarding the Meetup?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:38 PM (1ZnTv)

666 Spin up all missiles.

Overkill. But in this case, called for.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:38 PM (7utQ2)

667 I think I accidentally swallowed some shampoo...and I have a killer headache. It says if you swallow it, you should go for medical help. But seriously, I don't have any nausea and it was a small dab. I think it fell from my hair as I was rinsing. Of course, now I'm fucking paranoid about it.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 08:38 PM (xsoRi)

668 June's too far off. But it's getting closer. Still can't believe it's already April.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 08:38 PM (afWhQ)

669 689 well hell................ it want let me put a song on...............

Here, babe, I got one for ya.

If you're on Twitter, make sure to follow Blake, his tweets are hilarious.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 08:39 PM (9RFH1)

670 Actually, we're going to hit chemjeff with a shovel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2011 12:37 AM (7utQ2)

And feed him into a wood chipper.

Posted by: The Coen Brothers at April 01, 2011 08:39 PM (YX6i/)

671 703 I think I accidentally swallowed some shampoo...

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 12:38 AM (xsoRi)

What *kind* of shampoo?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:39 PM (bxiXv)

672 Is there anything concrete regarding the Meetup?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 12:38 AM (1ZnTv)

Besides the date, nope.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:40 PM (YxBuk)

673 I think I accidentally swallowed some shampoo...and I have a killer headache. It says if you swallow it, you should go for medical help. But seriously, I don't have any nausea and it was a small dab. I think it fell from my hair as I was rinsing. Of course, now I'm fucking paranoid about it. Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 12:38 AM (xsoRi) The Vikings would squirt shampoo into each other's mouths just before battle.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:40 PM (1ZnTv)

674 I think it fell from my hair as I was rinsing.

Crazee, I don't mean to belittle your pitiful plight, but that right there is some funny shit. And, hey, buck up, I once grabbed the bottle of nail polish remover instead of the listerine (they're both blue) and took a massive swig, I thought I was gonna die right there. And yet, here I am . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:41 PM (zxpIo)

675 And feed him into a wood chipper

Awwww! I had all these hungry pigs ready to go!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:41 PM (s0PLj)

676

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 12:16 AM (RZ8pf)

yeah there is really no wrong way to offer it.............. the always correct thing to say for a Moron............... is Thank You............

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (l13kH)

677 Besides the date, nope. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:40 AM (YxBuk) What's the date again?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (1ZnTv)

678 Ha! While watching "Rated A for Adult" on G4 I just saw a PSA from President Obama for the Americans with Disabilities Act. Who books these Obama PSAs?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (bAySe)

679

What *kind* of shampoo?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 12:39 AM (bxiXv)

Yeah, if it was chick shampoo, it was probably a healthy meal. Cucumbers, avocados, apples, spices, with a hint of summer breeze.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (McG46)

680 I mean, if it was "Valu-Rite Cyano-Brite" shampoo, you may have a problem.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (bxiXv)

681 708 Is there anything concrete regarding the Meetup?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 12:38 AM (1ZnTv)

Besides the date, nope.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:40 AM (YxBuk)

To sum it up: It's happening. That's what we know. Maybe.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 08:42 PM (afWhQ)

682 yeah Crazee I've been exposed to more shit in the chem lab and I'm still kicking - don't worry about a little shampoo

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:43 PM (vj0dH)

683 Dandruff shampoo, accidentally. It belongs to my mom, and I grabbed it while I was staying here.

I checked the net, and it said many dandruff shampoos contain an ingredient that can degrade vital organs. That freaked me out, but it doesn't have that ingredient. I'm seriously sure I'm fine, I'd be vomiting or feel sick if I was infected.

I may even have not ingested anything, I think I coughed up some phlegm because I'm getting rid of a cold. But I tend to worry about this shit.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 08:43 PM (xsoRi)

684 What's the date again?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 12:42 AM (1ZnTv)

I emailed you.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:44 PM (YxBuk)

685 I think it fell from my hair as I was rinsing.

Sorry, guys, but that one thing is killing me, I am laughing so hard. I should prob'ly go to bed now.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:44 PM (zxpIo)

686 To sum it up: It's happening. That's what we know. Maybe. Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 12:42 AM (afWhQ) Hangover III

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:45 PM (1ZnTv)

687 Also, they just showed a chyron spot for the "Hop" movie while playing a bit on Nevada brothels.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 01, 2011 08:45 PM (bAySe)

688 To sum it up: It's happening. That's what we know. Maybe.

I hear Benghazi is not beautiful this time of year.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:46 PM (7utQ2)

689 In Soviet Russia, shampoo swallow you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 01, 2011 08:46 PM (xzDMu)

690 Peaches, i have done some stupid ass stuff in my days.. i look at it as wisdom that only years can give you.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:47 PM (l13kH)

691 and it said many dandruff shampoos contain an ingredient that can degrade vital organs.

So does alcohol. And it hasn't stopped me from drinking it. Hell it hasn't even slowed me up.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:47 PM (s0PLj)

692 BTW, I'd feel awkward as hell thanking a girl for a blowjob. Well, unless I was thanking her psychically by doing something for her in return.

I'd probably feel freaked out if a girl randomly offered me oral sex. I'm not even sure how I'd respond. I mean, it's not like I'm desperate. I've turned down sexual relationships before, I'm a relationship guy.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 08:47 PM (xsoRi)

693 The USA leads the Developed World in shampoo-related deaths and injuries.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:48 PM (1ZnTv)

694 I checked the net, and it said many dandruff shampoos contain an ingredient that can degrade vital organs. That freaked me out, but it doesn't have that ingredient. I'm seriously sure I'm fine, I'd be vomiting or feel sick if I was infected.

Ever watch Evolution? Head and Shoulders contains selenium, aaahhh!!

/Selenium is some kind of cancer preventative agent, or has been tested as one.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:48 PM (muhWA)

695 I checked the net, and it said many dandruff shampoos contain an ingredient that can degrade vital organs.

If you are living the proper Moron Lifestyle^tm, those are not suitable for further use or donation by now anyway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:49 PM (7utQ2)

696 psychically by doing something for her in return.

Like reading her palm or tarot cards?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 08:49 PM (s0PLj)

697 I emailed you. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:44 AM (YxBuk) Thanks, rum!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 08:49 PM (1ZnTv)

698 I hear Benghazi is not beautiful this time of year.

What part of Libya is beautiful any time of the year?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:49 PM (muhWA)

699 Was the shampoo made in China? Cuz, well, you just might be boned.

*cough*_{^{bad toothpaste}}*cough*

Posted by: FDA at April 01, 2011 08:50 PM (xzDMu)

700 Crazee, we are in fact mocking you, but it's really in a friendly way.

Honest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:51 PM (bxiXv)

701 Selenium is some kind of cancer preventative agent, or has been tested as one.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:48 AM (muhWA)

Disclaimer: Not to imply Head and Shoulder should be your next preventative care solution

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2011 08:51 PM (h+qn8)

702 I'd probably feel freaked out if a girl randomly offered me oral sex. I'm not even sure how I'd respond.

The Ghostbuster response applies:

YOU SAY YES!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (7utQ2)

703

Disclaimer: Not to imply Head and Shoulder should be your next preventative care solution

lol. I'm not even sure that the selenium in Head and Shoulders is in the correct form.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (muhWA)

704

I've turned down sexual relationships before

From women???

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (MtwBb)

705 goodnight peaches............

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (l13kH)

706 728 Peaches, i have done some stupid ass stuff in my days.. i look at it as wisdom that only years can give you.

Posted by: Racefan at April 02, 2011 12:47 AM (l13kH)

And yet, I firmly believe that it's the stupid stuff that keeps you young. I never want to lose the stupid, the goofy, the silly.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (zxpIo)

707 Hah Peaches, that was phrased oddly.

I mean, of COURSE it fucking fell during rinsing. I was just trying to explain how it happened.

Oh well. I guess I'm overreacting. I'm just incredibly worn down and exhausted right now, I worked 10 hours and worked out. I think I'm in a run down mindstate. And I'm going out most of tomorrow. *sigh* At least it's with some of my lady friends.

Showering at night while fucking exhausted = not as good an idea as it sounds, btw. I almost freaking did a somersault. What makes it worse is my Mom's shower is smaller than the one at my place.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 08:52 PM (xsoRi)

708 unless u see herpes

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2011 08:53 PM (h+qn8)

709 rum, we need to start the cat herding for a hotel head count. use the yahoo group for that?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:53 PM (DNpSr)

710 'Night, you crazy kids of the ONT.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:54 PM (zxpIo)

711

rum, we need to start the cat herding for a hotel head count. use the yahoo group for that?

Is this an LA thing or an Anaheim thing?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:54 PM (RZ8pf)

712 The Ghostbuster response applies:

YOU SAY YES!!!!

No. That's if somebody asks if you're a god. If somebody offers you oral decadence, the correct answer is "NO!".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:55 PM (muhWA)

713

Beck Responds to the Trump Interview

Posted by: newser at April 01, 2011 08:55 PM (nfBYf)

714 OK, gang--sleepy time--have a good weekend.

[Writes cherry stems on shopping list.]

[Scouts for location for Mrs. Circa to "find" them by accident.]

[Not there, pervs.]

[Yes, there.]

[Still pervs.]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2011 08:56 PM (7utQ2)

715 we need to start the cat herding for a hotel head count. use the yahoo group for that?

I just made a list of responses I've been getting. I'll email it to you.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 08:56 PM (YxBuk)

716 I'd probably feel freaked out if a girl randomly offered me oral sex. I'm not even sure how I'd respond. I mean, it's not like I'm desperate. I've turned down sexual relationships before, I'm a relationship guy.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 12:47 AM (xsoRi)

The words you use appear to be English, but arranged in that fashion they make no sense!

Honestly I get what you're saying. I used to be dumb as well. Seriously. Pretty much came to my senses too late, thus all my previous cajoling directed at you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:56 PM (bxiXv)

717 yay - I finally have the money for a smartphone!
so what should I get?
I don't really want to go with Verizon and I don't want an iPhone either

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 08:56 PM (vj0dH)

718 No. That's if somebody asks if you're a god. If somebody offers you oral decadence, the correct answer is "NO!".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:55 AM (muhWA)

Good grief, Kratos . . . even I know that's insane.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 08:56 PM (zxpIo)

719 Don't worry, I'm sure that shampoo is just fine. They wash us with that stuff 24-7, and never bothers us.

Oh, what's that you say? You swallowed some. Ouch, well, er, uh, yeah you'll be fine pal. That's definitely not going to lead to all the bleeding like I've got. No sir. You'll be fiiiiiiiiiine. Honest.

Posted by: some poor little fluffy lab bunny bleeding from the eyes, ears, and squeakhole at April 01, 2011 08:57 PM (xzDMu)

720 But I heard there's rain in the forecast this weekend?? Anaheim. Grand Californian or Disneyland hotel

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 08:58 PM (DNpSr)

721 I just made a list of responses I've been getting. I'll email it to you.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 12:56 AM (YxBuk)

email sent

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 08:58 PM (bxiXv)

722 755 yay - I finally have the money for a smartphone!
so what should I get?
I don't really want to go with Verizon and I don't want an iPhone either

Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2011 12:56 AM (vj0dH)

I like my Droid X. The Droid 2 kind of sucks.

They haven't come out with the perfect smartphone for me, though.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 08:58 PM (afWhQ)

723 No. That's if somebody asks if you're a god. If somebody offers you oral decadence, the correct answer is "NO!".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:55 AM (muhWA)

Are you drinking shampoo as well?

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 08:59 PM (MtwBb)

724 @Merovign: It's fine, life's funny. Who cares? I'm not thin skinned or anything...I've dealt with the kind of public mockery that puts your mind in the right perspective. Hell, it's humorous.

And yeah, I turned down relationships that were only sexual. If I can choose to be involved with someone, I'd prefer someone that isn't as cheap as Ramen Noodles. And I have that choice. I'm actually kind of a romantic, too. Write songs, buy gifts, write love notes. Not a very Moron-like perspective, I guess...but it's who I am.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 08:59 PM (xsoRi)

725 Good grief, Kratos . . . even I know that's insane.

Why? What if you're insane and I'm sane one, hmmm?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 08:59 PM (muhWA)

726

Anaheim. Grand Californian or Disneyland hotel

Hmmmmm. I love the Grand Californian.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)

727 Why? What if you're insane and I'm sane one, hmmm?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:59 AM (muhWA)

Heh. You're half right. Hmmmmmmm . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2011 09:01 PM (zxpIo)

728 chemjeff, one daughter has the droid X and loves it, the other daughter has the Droid 2 and says "meh". They don't link well to Apple gadgets (just sayin').

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:02 PM (1ZnTv)

729 I was sane once. It's overrated.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2011 09:02 PM (RZ8pf)

730 760 755 yay - I finally have the money for a smartphone!
so what should I get?
I don't really want to go with Verizon and I don't want an iPhone either

Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2011 12:56 AM (vj0dH)

I like my Droid X. The Droid 2 kind of sucks.

They haven't come out with the perfect smartphone for me, though.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 12:58 AM (afWhQ)

The Droid X is freaking beat though. I've got an HTC Incredible. Though that's on Verizon. I assume that you are either on ATT or T-Mobile or Sprint. If you don't want an iPhone you smartphone options are limited to a Droid phone or Blackberry. There are Windows smartphones out there but I never hear anything about them

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:02 PM (oVQFe)

731 I'd probably feel freaked out if a girl randomly offered me oral sex. I'm not even sure how I'd respond.

Hmmm. How would I respond? How would I respond...? This is one of those paradoxes, isn't it? I hate those.

Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 01, 2011 09:03 PM (McG46)

732 Why? What if you're insane and I'm sane one, hmmm?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:59 AM (muhWA)

Magic Eight Ball says HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:03 PM (bxiXv)

733 There are Windows smartphones out there but I never hear anything about them

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 01:02 AM (oVQFe)

I read an article in the times and they said they were good and outselling all the rest. I have a 3 year old blackberry so I don't know one from the other.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 09:05 PM (MtwBb)

734 767 I was sane once. It's overrated.

Awwww. So you suggest I go insane? That runs counter to everything I know.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:06 PM (muhWA)

735 I'd probably feel freaked out if a girl randomly offered me oral sex. I'm not even sure how I'd respond. Hmmm. How would I respond? How would I respond...? This is one of those paradoxes, isn't it? I hate those. Posted by: FUBAR, Randbot at April 02, 2011 01:03 AM (McG46) I'd ask if she's willing to put on a Super Girl costume.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:06 PM (1ZnTv)

736

If somebody offers you oral decadence, the correct answer is "NO!".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 12:55 AM (muhWA) .....

man, your a smart guy........... but that answer is just wrong..

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:07 PM (l13kH)

737 Awwww. So you suggest I go insane? That runs counter to everything I know.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 01:06 AM (muhWA)

I don't think it would be that far of trip kratos, just sayin

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 09:07 PM (MtwBb)

738 So you suggest I go insane?

You post on the ONT and think you're sane? I'd say you've got delusional mastered all ready.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 09:07 PM (s0PLj)

739 I'd ask if she's willing to put on a Super Girl costume. thats pushing your luck is she volunteered the hummer out of the blue.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:08 PM (DNpSr)

740 Kratos, what if she is willing and able to make you a sammich at the same time?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:08 PM (1ZnTv)

741 Super Girl costume

I actually have a handmade one in my closet.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 09:09 PM (afWhQ)

742

Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2011 01:07 AM (MtwBb)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 02, 2011 01:07 AM (s0PLj)

Damn you guys, you're right. I just have a different manifestation of insanity. A...perfect insanity. One that is non-decadent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:10 PM (muhWA)

743 I see the appeal of a passionate one night affair, sweeping some random girl off her feet and enjoying an evening. I'm more referring to "friends with benefits" or "hookups"...it's just for sex. There's no conquest or emotion, it's like the fast food of sex.Quick and easy, but ultimately destructive to your health. I actually have done that thing before, but I can't detach sex from emotion. I can't.

I enjoy sex with a girl I have feelings for a million times more.Giving pleasure to someone you love can be as pleasurable as anything she gives you.It isn't like that without the trappings of emotion. It's just cold, emotionless pleasure. When you love someone, you can truly serve your lover and not even care if you 'get yours', so to speak.

And yeah, this is possible with a passionate affair with a stranger. But there's emotion in that , too.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 09:11 PM (xsoRi)

744 thats pushing your luck

Ok Wonder Woman or Cammy take your pick. But if you pick Cammy I'd better see pony tails.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 09:11 PM (s0PLj)

745 I'd ask if she's willing to put on a Super Girl costume.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 01:06 AM (1ZnTv)

I'd take what I was getting and like it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:11 PM (bxiXv)

746

I read an article in the times and they said they were good and outselling all the rest. I have a 3 year old blackberry so I don't know one from the other.

Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2011 01:05 AM (MtwBb)

Yeah they're supposed to be good, but its like they have zero advertising for them on TV at least. I think Attack of the Show has reviewed one or two of them on their Gadget Pron segment and said they were good. But that's about the extent I've heard of them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (oVQFe)

747 778 Kratos, what if she is willing and able to make you a sammich at the same time?

Well, in that case... still no,

. I'm not so inept in the kitchen that I cannot make my own sammiches.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (muhWA)

748 thats pushing your luck is she volunteered the hummer out of the blue. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:08 AM (DNpSr) I'm thinking if she volunteers a hummer, a costume won't kill the mood. Plus, I'll tell her she may keep it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (1ZnTv)

749 A...perfect insanity. One that is non-decadent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 01:10 AM (muhWA

I see what you mean, an idiot savant type thing. Ok, good luck with that.

You're new hash is creeping me out though

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 09:13 PM (MtwBb)

750 779 Super Girl costume

I actually have a handmade one in my closet.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 01:09 AM (afWhQ)

How you doin'?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:13 PM (oVQFe)

751 I'd take what I was getting and like it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Princess Leia slave girl outfit. right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:14 PM (DNpSr)

752 One that is non-decadent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 01:10 AM (muhWA)

how would you answer this? did Adam fuck Eve? was that decadent?

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:15 PM (l13kH)

753 How you doin'?

Eh. Pretty good.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 09:16 PM (afWhQ)

754

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 01:11 AM (xsoRi)

Amen, brother. I completely get what you are saying.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:16 PM (muhWA)

755 The key is, 'randomly' offering it. In exchange for some trivial thing I did for her. It just seems...look, I'm taking easy pickings here. I guess if it's the only way you can get laid. To me, it's like prostitution. You're getting blown because you did some nice thing for her. I don't get that.

I mean, one of my lady friends helped me move some stuff over for the weekend. Should I have offered her oral for that? It's weird. If I offered her oral because I thought she was attractive, I get that. But a girl that sees sex on the same level as a handshake? Really? What does she do for something meaningful?

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 09:17 PM (xsoRi)

756 common' were not even talking sex sex, here just IS sex, remember?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 09:18 PM (s0PLj)

757 So, crazee, where in Michigan are you from?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (YX6i/)

758

how would you answer this? did Adam fuck Eve? was that decadent?

Yes, but it was a necessary evil to populate the Earth. Now with cloning technology within our grasp, we can have our non-decadent cake and eat it too wrt to human reproduction.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (muhWA)

759 Okay, Kratos, what if she throws in a sammich and offers to prep buffers for two weeks and preps all your electrophoresis gels?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (1ZnTv)

760 781 I see the appeal of a passionate one night affair, sweeping some random girl off her feet and enjoying an evening. I'm more referring to "friends with benefits" or "hookups"...it's just for sex. There's no conquest or emotion, it's like the fast food of sex.Quick and easy, but ultimately destructive to your health.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 01:11 AM (xsoRi)

As someone who can't eat fast food, dude, shut up.

You're sliding into Kratos-land.

I spent my life turning down small pleasures in favor of great things that never came. That was a mistake.

I mean, yeah, I'm not going to do the nasty with a dripping syphilitic street whore, duh. Use your judgement. But still.

I can't italicize anything as this editing box has no button for it (headdesk).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (bxiXv)

761 Jesus, I can't take all this namby pamby nutless whining anymore.

*throws box of Kleenex at Crazee*

*grabs Kratos, straps him in a chair, tapes his eyes open, puts Playboy in front of his face*

There, now I'm going to find a clarinet player so she can perform on my instrument. Catch you later you jack-wagons.

Posted by: R. Lee Ermey, Therapist at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (xzDMu)

762

Amen, brother. I completely get what you are saying.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 01:16 AM (muhWA)

You guys need to lay off the shampoo and I need to go to bed.

Nite all.

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2011 09:19 PM (MtwBb)

763 So, crazee, where in Michigan are you from? Posted by: Papa Editor at April 02, 2011 01:19 AM (YX6i/)

Nicely done!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:20 PM (1ZnTv)

764 *Harvey Mansfield voice* "I just wanna be loved; is that soo wrong?!"

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2011 09:21 PM (FQlFL)

765 offers to prep buffers for two weeks and preps all your electrophoresis gels? Oh God, they've lapsed into dirty chem talk.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:22 PM (DNpSr)

766 Time to sleep, perchance to dream.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:23 PM (1ZnTv)

767 Oh God, they've lapsed into dirty chem talk. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:22 AM (DNpSr) Notice he's thinking this one over.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 01, 2011 09:24 PM (1ZnTv)

768 nite eman

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:24 PM (DNpSr)

769 And there goes the thread.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:26 PM (YxBuk)

770 im out. nite

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 01, 2011 09:26 PM (s0PLj)

771 And there goes the thread. think they;ll come back if we mention we swallow?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:28 PM (DNpSr)

772 It does have a habit of dying quickly.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:28 PM (oVQFe)

773

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 02, 2011 01:19 AM (muhWA) .............

good answer............ kinda speechless on that one.

but this aint over yet.

goodnight all of you, its getting late.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:28 PM (l13kH)

774 807 And there goes the thread.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 01:26 AM (YxBuk)

Oh, that happened a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

775 I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue, too!

*crickets*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:29 PM (YxBuk)

776 I'm perfectly happy with my sex life, as is. Why change it? Why should I change what makes me happy? I don't think what I was said was crazy at all, but I guess you guys see it differently. Whatever. I find that lifestyle to be unsatisfying. I don't enjoy it. Sex is just part of my life...not the deciding factor in every part of life. I enjoy the chase, the pursuit...the whole process of relationships.

I suppose if I had no other changes for sex, I might take it. But when I was offered it, I could find dates.And when I couldn't find dates, I had no offers. So, I have no clue. Whatever, I'm blowing the buzz of you guys tonight.

Editor, why do you think I'm from michigan? I'm from Chicago.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 09:29 PM (xsoRi)

777 Ok, so how does one do that to a defenseless cherry stem anyway?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (afWhQ)

778 Editor, why do you think I'm from michigan? I'm from Chicago.

Inside joke. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (YxBuk)

779 think they;ll come back if we mention we swallow?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:28 AM (DNpSr)

how ya doing?

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (l13kH)

780 I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue, too! Beotch! sobs from lack of uber tongue skills.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (DNpSr)

781 797 Okay, Kratos, what if she throws in a sammich and offers to prep buffers for two weeks and preps all your electrophoresis gels?

As appealing as all that sounds...I must decline.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:30 PM (muhWA)

782 809 And there goes the thread.

think they;ll come back if we mention we swallow?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:28 AM (DNpSr)

Kratos and I are crying in the corner for VERY different reasons right now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

783 All this talk about cherry stems, yeesh!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:32 PM (muhWA)

784 I can type with my tongue.

It takes a while.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:34 PM (bxiXv)

785 I can type with my tongue. It takes a while. Really. tell us, what other talents do you have?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:35 PM (DNpSr)

786 I guess I'm pathetic for liking relationships and appreciating romance. Cool. Back to your regularly scheduled program. I feel like my fucking head is going to implode right now, and anything I say will be misconstrued to attack my choices in life.No need to feed the fire.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 09:37 PM (xsoRi)

787 I don't really ask. I just pull my dick out and push her head down a little (not to rough though). It may seem ridiculous for some people but it works for me. I think you just have to have the confidence to pull it off. You and Kratos should try it.

Posted by: sickinmass at April 02, 2011 01:34 AM (1rflU)

You were never around! I hate you! You never taught me that shit! You selfish bastard!

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:37 PM (YX6i/)

788 I have a tongue like Gene Simmons' and thankfully not the face to match it.

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2011 09:37 PM (FQlFL)

789 822 I can type with my tongue.

It takes a while.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:34 AM (bxiXv).

thats nothing. ever notice that i never use caps? its because i type with my pecker and it hurts my balls hitting the shift keys.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:38 PM (l13kH)

790 824 I can type with my tongue. It takes a while.

Really. tell us, what other talents do you have?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:35 AM (DNpSr)

Well, I'm a competetive gambler, I can fly a jumbo jet, drive a race car, I've done rock climbing, parachuting and diving in shark-infested waters, I've been a stage actor, a computer programmer and I've negotiated an international dispute, I'm an expert masseuse and on top of all that, I'm a very creative storyteller!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:41 PM (bxiXv)

791 828 822 I can type with my tongue.

It takes a while.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:34 AM (bxiXv).

thats nothing. ever notice that i never use caps? its because i type with my pecker and it hurts my balls hitting the shift keys.

Posted by: Racefan at April 02, 2011 01:38 AM (l13kH)

How'd you type question mark then?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:41 PM (oVQFe)

792 I feel like my fucking head is going to implode right now, and anything I say will be misconstrued to attack my choices in life.No need to feed the fire.

Relax, Crazee. I assure you that it's all in fun. It's a rough bunch here, but a caring one. They're just joking.

In all seriousness, I completely understand what you're saying about relationships and I totally agree with you. Even in my hick-town high school, the football team thought I was gay because I happened to say that I didn't think premarital sex was a good idea. And also, I say a lot of stupid things with regards to decadence, but it's *mostly* a role I play here to counterbalance everything else. Some people are just not cut out for relationships and I'm one of them. It's my divergent path.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:42 PM (muhWA)

793 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. I can also touch my toes to my forehead.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:42 PM (YxBuk)

794 825 I guess I'm pathetic for liking relationships and appreciating romance. Cool. Back to your regularly scheduled program. I feel like my fucking head is going to implode right now, and anything I say will be misconstrued to attack my choices in life.No need to feed the fire.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 01:37 AM (xsoRi)

All I can say is, dude, chill. Everyone else is laughing and joking.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:42 PM (bxiXv)

795 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:41 AM (bxiXv)

So you're trying to sell me Dos Equis beer?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 09:43 PM (YxBuk)

796

thats nothing. ever notice that i never use caps? its because i type with my pecker and it hurts my balls hitting the shift keys.

Posted by: Racefan at April 02, 2011 01:38 AM (l13kH)

I tried that, but I couldn't hit just one key at a time like you can.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:43 PM (bxiXv)

797 832 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. I can also touch my toes to my forehead.

And you're double-jointed. Freak,

. I kid!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:43 PM (muhWA)

798 Okay, so clearly the Upper Peninsula.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (YX6i/)

799 i said it hurts, didnt say it couldnt be done.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (l13kH)

800 New Poll

Posted by: newser at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (nfBYf)

801

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:41 AM (bxiXv)

*feverishly writing all this down*

_{Oh, and drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends.}

Posted by: Most Interresting Man in the World at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (xzDMu)

802 832 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. I can also touch my toes to my forehead.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 01:42 AM (YxBuk)

Well, I can tell you one thing. I'm paying for dinner.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (bxiXv)

803 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. I can also touch my toes to my forehead. You just caused a bunk stampede

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2011 09:44 PM (DNpSr)

804 and with that............. goodnight.......... i love you all.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:46 PM (l13kH)

805 Are we sharing our unusual skills?

'cause I can open doors without using my hands or arms in the process.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 09:46 PM (afWhQ)

806 843 and with that............. goodnight.......... i love you all.

g'night!

/Could have done without the "love" part though,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:47 PM (muhWA)

807 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 01:42 AM (YxBuk)

Tongue. To Forehead.

Cereal???

Posted by: Guiness Book of World Records at April 01, 2011 09:47 PM (xzDMu)

808 My elbow can *sometimes* predict when its going to rain. Blasted pins.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 09:48 PM (muhWA)

809 I'm w/ Merovign on this.

I turned down way too many just flat out amazing nights just because I had myself convinced that I was looking for love rather than release. As a young buck I had this warped sense that I had nothing to offer the gorgeous hotbody throwing herself at me, so I'd just be leading her on.

Well now I have love and as fantastic as it is, I regret nearly every 10 I wimped out on. I regret not just what I didn't get to experience, but the rejection I handed them, when all it boiled down to consenting adults (or almost adults) looking for a little relief and companionship in a hard world.

So I spent far too many years trying to make something of myself I thought would be worthy of love. Only to find years later, at reunions or other casual events, that they had been throwing themselves at me either looking for fun or even hoping they were worthy of me.

I'm not saying be a dog and sneak out before dawn. Not saying you should try to hook-up every time you get mellow at the bar or at a party. By all means, be discriminating and don't let yourself get into a tryst with a nutcase.

Treat every person with respect.

But yes, a thousand times yes - put a raincoat on and dive into the bounty that falls into your lap. Who knows? You might even find that love you are looking for.

'quoth a bard:

I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

Posted by: krakatoa at April 01, 2011 09:48 PM (a0Jhx)

810

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:41 AM (bxiXv)

Can you also take apart the remote control and almost put it back together? Can you keep rhythm with No Metronome?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:48 PM (oVQFe)

811 Really? You people don't know the tongue-out-touch-forehead scam?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:49 PM (YX6i/)

812

842 I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. I can also touch my toes to my forehead............

well its really not that late.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:49 PM (l13kH)

813 So you're trying to sell me Dos Equis beer?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 01:43 AM (YxBuk)

Actually, I kind of lied about lying.

I did dive in shark-infested water, but I didn't plan to and I got the hell out.

I never flew a jumbo jet but I illegally flew an A36 below ground level in a canyon in Mexico.

I have done rock climbing but not a whole lot, I did negotiate an international dispute but it was a fake one (and I wasn't supposed to be there).

And I am a storyteller, of sorts.

I also apex corners when I drive on the street, I can disassemble and reassemble an M9 in the dark, I build all my own computers and some of my own furniture, and I'm a compulsive researcher so I'm HELL in a trivia game.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:49 PM (bxiXv)

814 You just caused a bunk stampede

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2011 01:44 AM (DNpSr)

Girl, I've been posting from my bunk for at least 200 posts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:52 PM (bxiXv)

815 Who can regret missed chances at love with all the great memories hobbies bring? *sniffs modeling glue*

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2011 09:52 PM (FQlFL)

816 Virtually all my regrets are things I didn't do.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:53 PM (bxiXv)

817 Yeah Kratos, I'm not playing a role. Or even judging anyone else's choices. I'm just dissenting. I'm not exactly some snow white pure guy here, and I'm not even bothered by sex at all. When they mock you and me together, it's kind of weird because they're comparing my legitimate choice to some gag you do.It's insane, I figure it's just bored people getting a laugh at my expense for fun. That's cool and all, I'm not angry. I just got caught off guard by it. I'm not really the kind of guy that needles people I don't know, so I feel like I'm in a gun fight with a plastic spoon. I don't know you guys enough to understand what is off limits, so I can't really respond. It's frustrating.

It's kind of a touchy subject for me, admittedly. It kind of brings up memories of having my private thoughts mocked when emails I wrote to my ex became public....it feels like my very self is being held up as a joke. She sent them to all my friends, and they just started thrashing me on things I've always kept secret.It was a time when I came close to killing himself because I thought there was no hope for me. Sorry if I killed anyone's good times tonight, just bad memories surfacing to the present. Ah, screw it. Fuck love.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 09:55 PM (xsoRi)

818 lets see here............... you can touch your forhead with your tongue............ i can type with my pecker. babe, we might have something going here. talk about WINNING..........

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 09:57 PM (l13kH)

819 I feel like we've been through this all before.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:57 PM (YX6i/)

820 Sorry if I killed anyone's good times tonight, just bad memories surfacing to the present. Ah, screw it. Fuck love.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 01:55 AM (xsoRi)

You'll feel better in the morning.

It was probably the shampoo.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 09:58 PM (bxiXv)

821 you can touch your forhead with your tongue............

Posted by: Racefan at April 02, 2011 01:57 AM (l13kH)

Oh goodness.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 09:58 PM (YX6i/)

822 859 I feel like we've been through this all before.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 02, 2011 01:57 AM (YX6i/)

Wait so you mean we spend night after night here basically discussing the same topics repeatedly over and over in an endless loop. Clearly we must break this cycle.

Let's discuss how shitty George Lucas is.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 09:59 PM (oVQFe)

823

Wait so you mean we spend night after night here basically discussing the same topics repeatedly over and over in an endless loop. Clearly we must break this cycle.

Let's discuss how shitty George Lucas is.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 01:59 AM (oVQFe)

I can live with that part....

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:00 PM (YX6i/)

824 Oh, come on, this was a fairly epic ONT. I mean, not record-setting, but still.

We had multiple Moronettes talking about oral sex. For your average Moron, that's about as close as they're ever going to get.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:01 PM (bxiXv)

825

Let's discuss how shitty George Lucas is.

Let's see - what else is there for him to screw up?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2011 10:04 PM (muhWA)

826 Sorry Merovign, I just remember some vivid "Let's point and laugh at that guy for all his beliefs and ideas and desires" moments...Occasionally, here or there, they get the best of me and I feel like I'm 20 again, and it takes me back to a very tough time in life. It's irrational...I have mental problems with vivid emotional memories. Anytime I remember them, I feel like it just happened to me. I try to fight it and keep it a secret, because people just call me a nutjob and a mental case. It isn't easy to keep it hidden, but whatever.

I'm not mad at anyone, I just sometimes think I might have some serious trauma issues. I have emotional issues, so it's actually HARD for me to develop emotional relationships. I fight with every ounce of strength I have to build any bonds at all, and if that's not enough...what is? I mean, it's like getting my teeth pulled to ask a girl out. And I've done that. And I feel happy about that.

I don't mean to blow your good time or anything. Just having a rough night.My evil ass bitch ex-fiance even texted me, ugh. I think that started it all.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:08 PM (xsoRi)

827 Well, I picked a bad time to go to lunch--missed all the fun stuff.

I can touch my tongue to my elbow. I can also touch my tongue to (other people's) nipples

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 10:08 PM (HNz1Y)

828 Guys, I just accidentally ate me hat! I was tipping my head, and it fell. I think. The point is, will it kill me?

k thx.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:11 PM (xsoRi)

829 i'm with you Crazee - I don't really like talking about sex

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:13 PM (vj0dH)

830 I don't mean to blow your good time or anything. Just having a rough night.My evil ass bitch ex-fiance even texted me, ugh. I think that started it all.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 02:08 AM (xsoRi)

People play rough around here sometimes. Well, most of the time.

Okay, all of the time.

So text her back, ask her how much much port services charges to manage the traffic now that you're gone.

Handling emotional distress is a learned skill, it's hard to see that. Yeah, everyone has moments, it would probably have been better to find somewhere friendlier than Moron HQ to spend that time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:14 PM (bxiXv)

831 I still love you guys, and would never turn down any of these fine ladies. They're strictly top class, all the way around!

That said, I got a date for Sunday. Who knows? I might pursue decadence. Kratos keeps telling me that I'd be better off listening to video game soundtracks, though. Tough choice.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:14 PM (xsoRi)

832 I mean, it's like getting my teeth pulled to ask a girl out.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 02:08 AM (xsoRi)

Also, you won't believe this, but for most of my life I'd rather have had teeth pulled, and even now it's a major problem, especially given circumstances have deleted my social life.

But I can mock myself, so that helps a bit. Doesn't solve the problem, but it helps.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:16 PM (bxiXv)

833 That said, I got a date for Sunday. Who knows? I might pursue decadence. Kratos keeps telling me that I'd be better off listening to video game soundtracks, though. Tough choice.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 02:14 AM (xsoRi)

The Mass Effect soundtrack is good for both. I really like the club music from ME2 (Saki Kaska's only good song).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (bxiXv)

834 god all the phones & plans seem like total ripoffs
$110/month for phone service??? yeesh - I'm used to paying $40-$50/month now

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (vj0dH)

835 Hi. Are we all drunk and mourning our lives?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (tsC/8)

836 I can touch my tongue to my elbow.

I can hyper-extend my arms (which freak people out) and almost turn my arm all the way around.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:18 PM (YxBuk)

837 Rum okay that is freaky

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:19 PM (vj0dH)

838 even now it's a major problem, especially given circumstances have deleted my social life.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 02:16 AM (bxiXv)

Have a seat...

Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 01, 2011 10:19 PM (YX6i/)

839 god all the phones & plans seem like total ripoffs
$110/month for phone service??? yeesh - I'm used to paying $40-$50/month now

I pay $93 for my iPhone. Verizon is no cheaper. I don't know about the other companies. For smartphones it's the texting and the data plans that get you. Minutes are cheap.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (YxBuk)

840 @Merovign: Hah, you're right. But you guys crack me up, I needed a distraction to take my mind off shit.

It worked when I was worried about my mom. So, what the hell? Might as well "conversate". I'm usually cool with jokes, it just touched a nerve. I mean, I'm a loser. It comes with the territory, man. I'm freaking ruthless to my friends, I just don't know you guys well enough to thrash you back. Damn it.

And I'll hanging with my two of my favorite chicas tomorrow. And no, they aren't available.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (xsoRi)

841 I can hyper-extend my arms (which freak people out) and almost turn my arm all the way around.

Posted by: Rum

Me too! I can bring my arms down behind my back and up and grab my ears or touch the top of my head from behind.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (tsC/8)

842 Bad ass ONT. Stuck at work sucking in the OT all weekend. Now to go read the comments

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2011 10:20 PM (xv9uG)

843 Hobo with a Shotgun looks like the US version of Harry Brown.

It has Rutger Hauer in it. I'm going to see it!

Posted by: Pogria at April 01, 2011 10:22 PM (k93Yi)

844 Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:20 AM (tsC/

But can you stick out your tongue and touch your forehead?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk)

845 I can hyper-extend my arms (which freak people out) and almost turn my arm all the way around.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:18 AM (YxBuk)

I can put one arm over my head and down my back and the other under my shoulder and up my back, and then clap my hands.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:22 PM (bxiXv)

846

People play rough around here sometimes. Well, most of the time.

Okay, all of the time.

I'm not putting my crop away!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk)

847 But can you stick out your tongue and touch your forehead?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice

No, but I can ask for your phone number.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:23 PM (tsC/8)

848 I can put one arm over my head and down my back and the other under my shoulder and up my back, and then clap my hands.

I can do that, but not the clapping hands part. But I can link my fingers.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:23 PM (YxBuk)

849 But can you stick out your tongue and touch your forehead?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:22 AM (YxBuk)

You had me at "I can stick out my tongue."

I'm easy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:23 PM (bxiXv)

850 I'd rather have sex listening to the Super Mario theme, personally.

I actually used to record music, and I had sex listening...to myself. No, it wasn't my choice! She actually wanted it, she thought my voice was sexy. I actually worried I'd be turned off by myself. It was the oddest thing ever. That girl was a crazy loon...God, I loved her. For a awhile, anyway.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:24 PM (xsoRi)

851

I can put both my legs behind my head.

That's really only hot when a girl does it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:25 PM (tsC/8)

852 I denounce myself, though.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:25 PM (xsoRi)

853

No....

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:23 AM (tsC/

*facepalm*

Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 01, 2011 10:26 PM (YX6i/)

854 Bunch of freaking mutants on here.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 10:26 PM (oVQFe)

855 SHE'S GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY, CHRIS HANSEN.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:26 PM (tsC/8)

856 Well, not Rum specifically. I mean the generic "she."

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:27 PM (tsC/8)

857 maybe I shouldn't even get a smartphone

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:27 PM (vj0dH)

858 My friend Jon told me he met a girl that had that thing under her tongue cut, so she could give better head. I forget the name of it. THAT was fucking weird.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:27 PM (xsoRi)

859 Oh Crazee!! Oh, Crazee!!!

Posted by: The Girl at April 01, 2011 10:28 PM (YX6i/)

860 chemjeff, I thought you had a smartphone. Haven't you posted here from bars before?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:28 PM (tsC/8)

861 I already have your phone number Zeh. So I can stalk you whenever I want.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:28 PM (YxBuk)

862 Anyways guys, I'll talk to you all later. I'll try to drink a bunch of household cleaning solutions, and we'll see what happens!

'Night Merovign, Kratos, 'Rum...Ladies and Morons...

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:29 PM (xsoRi)

863 I should probably turn off that GPS. . . or should I?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:29 PM (tsC/8)

864

bigsmile.......... Rum, tongue thing is way cool.............. not real sure about the arm thing. but i can do a neat out of joint thing with my left thumb........ because a dumbass horse ran me into a tree when i was young.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2011 10:30 PM (l13kH)

865 Who's that outside my window on the laptop. . . Oh Rum! You card!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:31 PM (tsC/8)

866 903 I should probably turn off that GPS. . . or should I?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:29 AM (tsC/

If I had her number I'd be texting her my location every hour.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:31 PM (bxiXv)

867 You'd text her once or twice before you disappeared down a mine shaft. That's not a euphamism.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:32 PM (tsC/8)

868 I have been trained, background checked, cleared by local law enforcement, fingerprinted like a common criminal, and paid my fees so that I can legally exercise a Constitutional right. I have no problem with flashing an ID card to exercise the PRIVILEGE of voting.
Good evening roonz and roonettez! (however many of you that are left, that is).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 10:33 PM (f4gk9)

869 It could be worse, he could disappear into a minecraft.

Posted by: Crazee at April 01, 2011 10:34 PM (xsoRi)

870 My friend Jon told me he met a girl that had that thing under her tongue cut, so she could give better head. I forget the name of it. THAT was fucking weird.

Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 02:27 AM (xsoRi)

Frenulum?

Posted by: evil doctor at April 01, 2011 10:34 PM (bqjJT)

871 okay I know what I'm getting now
http://tinyurl.com/4my4md6

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:34 PM (vj0dH)

872 907 You'd text her once or twice before you disappeared down a mine shaft. That's not a euphamism.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:32 AM (tsC/

Did she tell you where my secret base was?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:34 PM (bxiXv)

873 Some babies have to get their frenulum cut so they can feed better.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:35 PM (YX6i/)

874 900 chemjeff, I thought you had a smartphone. Haven't you posted here from bars before?

that was with my laptop

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:35 PM (vj0dH)

875 . . . you have secret base? For some reason I'm not thinking of the Batcave. Where did the Ambiguiously Gay Duo hang out?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:36 PM (tsC/8)

876 okay I know what I'm getting now
http://tinyurl.com/4my4md6

Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2011 02:34 AM (vj0dH)

That's just perfect for you.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:36 PM (YX6i/)

877 Merovigian, let's face it. You have a dirt dungeon you dug under your shed. Not exactly a bachelor pad.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:37 PM (tsC/8)

878 That's just perfect for you.

why do you say that, Editor? now I am suspicious

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:37 PM (vj0dH)

879

915 . . . you have secret base? For some reason I'm not thinking of the Batcave. Where did the Ambiguiously Gay Duo hang out?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:36 AM (tsC/

A tight dark cave that smelled bad.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 10:39 PM (oVQFe)

880 Come on, cj. I know it's late in the CTZ, but that joke just writes itself, doesn't it?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:40 PM (YX6i/)

881 If I had her number I'd be texting her my location every hour.

"I'm looking through your window from the tree in your back yard."

"Now I'm standing on the roof outside your window."

"Now I'm under your bed."

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:40 PM (YxBuk)

882 917 Merovigian, let's face it. You have a dirt dungeon you dug under your shed. Not exactly a bachelor pad.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:37 AM (tsC/

I have an undisclosed secure facility with secured entry away from ground level.

No shed, though I do have a garage.

And only a handful of carefully selected people even know I'm here.

And seriously, is my name THAT hard to spell?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:43 PM (bxiXv)

883 Editor I don't get it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:43 PM (vj0dH)

884 Chemjeff. the phone is on Virgin Mobile...

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 10:44 PM (oVQFe)

885 "I'm looking through your window from the tree in your back yard."

"Now I'm standing on the roof outside your window."

"Now I'm under your bed."

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:40 AM (YxBuk)

It would *NOT* take me an hour to get your window open!

You people *consistently* underestimate me!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:44 PM (bxiXv)

886 And ladies, I can tie a cherry stem into knots as well...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 10:44 PM (f4gk9)

887 oh. ha ha.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:46 PM (vj0dH)

888 Yeah, I'm not supposed to go over 2000 feet altitude or carry more than 20 lbs, I'm gonna go acrobatically stalking people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:46 PM (bxiXv)

889

It would *NOT* take me an hour to get your window open!

You people *consistently* underestimate me!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 02:44 AM (bxiXv)

For some reason I'm hearing a Pink Floyd song in the back of my head...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 10:47 PM (f4gk9)

890 Merovign, I just had an image of a fat man hiding behind a skinny tree and everyone going, "Where is he?!!"

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:47 PM (tsC/8)

891 It would *NOT* take me an hour to get your window open!

No, but it might take you an hour to get under my bed. There's not a whole lotta room under there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:48 PM (YxBuk)

892 ATTN: Morons
RE: Red Eye

Please note, this is not a test. PAB will be a guest on Red Eye, tonight.

In Exchange, Red Eye has offered Dean Cain for the ladies.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:48 PM (YX6i/)

893 Merovign, I just had an image of a fat man hiding behind a skinny tree and everyone going, "Where is he?!!"

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:47 AM (tsC/

dammit, Z Ryan saw me!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 10:48 PM (f4gk9)

894 930 Merovign, I just had an image of a fat man hiding behind a skinny tree and everyone going, "Where is he?!!"

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:47 AM (tsC/

I'm not fat! I'm just big-everythinged.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (bxiXv)

895 who is PAB?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:49 PM (vj0dH)

896

Papa Editor, I have never turned on FoxNews so fast.

Then Glenn Beck was on my screen.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:50 PM (tsC/8)

897 Patty Ann Brown, the notorious PAB

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 10:50 PM (afWhQ)

898 No, but it might take you an hour to get under my bed. There's not a whole lotta room under there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:48 AM (YxBuk)

When did this stop being a stalker joke and become *instructions*?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (bxiXv)

899

I'm not fat! I'm just big-everythinged.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

Oh, just let lose. When you finally come to terms with it and just go with it everything gets better.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (YX6i/)

900 Rita Hayworth

( not her real name )

just kidding--but not about the fake name

my real name is Incontinentia Buttocks, BTW

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (UqKQV)

901 And I like Dean Cain too. So sue me. I grew up with him as my Superman.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (tsC/8)

902 I didn't say it was on YET.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:51 PM (YX6i/)

903

Merovign has you there, Rum. You've done this before.

So the predator... becomes the prey.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:52 PM (tsC/8)

904 913 Some babies have to get their frenulum cut so they can feed better.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 02, 2011 02:35 AM (YX6i/)

Yep, I had mine done when I was a couple of days old. My son had his when he was about 5 or so, because it was affecting his speech.

Posted by: CoastieWife at April 01, 2011 10:53 PM (22IL5)

905 oh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:53 PM (vj0dH)

906 Man yeah, PAB...Patty Ann Brown...keeper of the magnificent boobs of doom.

Posted by: Berserker at April 01, 2011 10:53 PM (gWHrG)

907 I grew up with him as my Superman.

Me too! But then he did that TV movie for whatever women's channel and played Scott Petersen...He should have stuck to Ripley's.

When did this stop being a stalker joke and become *instructions*?

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:53 PM (YxBuk)

908

So the predator... becomes the prey.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 02:52 AM (tsC/

^{_{*gets the popcorn*}}

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 10:54 PM (f4gk9)

909 Yeah, see, I said, "... will be a guest, tonight."

That suggests in the future.

The Morons' reading comprehension is worse than normal, tonight.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 10:54 PM (YX6i/)

910

Oh, just let lose. When you finally come to terms with it and just go with it everything gets better.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 02, 2011 02:51 AM (YX6i/)

My favorite version of that joke was "I'm not fat, I've just got a small head" from "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again," an old British radio comedy.

I don't know why that's so funny.

It doesn't work for me because I have a huge, misshapen head.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

911 at least i have chicken

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:55 PM (tsC/8)

912 I don't have a tiny head...

Posted by: Tommy Boy at April 01, 2011 10:55 PM (f4gk9)

913 The Morons' reading comprehension is worse than normal, tonight.

Well, they are drunk...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:55 PM (YxBuk)

914 It doesn't work for me because I have a huge, misshapen head.

Are you a Conehead?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 10:56 PM (YxBuk)

915 951 at least i have chicken

the choked one doesn't count

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 10:56 PM (vj0dH)

916 Whoops. My fly is wide open. I'm glad no one is here to see it. I probabaly shouldn't post th

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 10:56 PM (tsC/8)

917 I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:53 AM (YxBuk)

I didn't say I wouldn't *follow* the instructions, I just like to be clear on these things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:57 PM (bxiXv)

918 Dean Cain's the best superman... I only like Teri Hatcher because she played Lois Lane.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 10:58 PM (afWhQ)

919 949 Yeah, see, I said, "... will be a guest, tonight."

That suggests in the future.

The Morons' reading comprehension is worse than normal, tonight.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 02, 2011 02:54 AM (YX6i/)

Well with all the stuff that's been said tonight we're lucky there's any blood getting to our brains at all.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 10:59 PM (oVQFe)

920 Are you a Conehead?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 02:56 AM (YxBuk)

I'm not even from France.

Let's just say I can't close the snaps on baseball caps.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 10:59 PM (bxiXv)

921 Well folks, I'm supposed to be up tomorrow, it's the Eldest Boy's birthday (he's 2

. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 01, 2011 11:00 PM (f4gk9)

922 Dean Cain's the best superman... I only like Teri Hatcher because she played Lois Lane.

I wonder if I should Netflix the series. I don't even know if I'd like it now.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:00 PM (YxBuk)

923 Hydrocephalic?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:00 PM (afWhQ)

924

Well with all the stuff that's been said tonight we're lucky there's any blood getting to our brains at all.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 02:59 AM (oVQFe)

Again, a reading comprehension issue. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:01 PM (YX6i/)

925 I wonder if I should Netflix the series. I don't even know if I'd like it now.

I worry about this too... afraid to watch it again in fear that it won't be as good now that I'm so much older. So I just cling, bitterly, to my memories.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:01 PM (afWhQ)

926 951 at least i have chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMWwwv_MTk

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (9RFH1)

927

I only like Teri Hatcher cuz she's Lois too. But i doubt that show would hold up if you watched it as an adult.

Greg is hosting. Dean Cain is guesting.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:02 PM (tsC/8)

928 Didn't realize Cain was on Red Eye. :flutter:

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:03 PM (afWhQ)

929 963 Hydrocephalic?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 03:00 AM (afWhQ)

No, but that would be, if you'll pardon the expression, a nice hat trick to cap off the list!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:03 PM (bxiXv)

930 It's an absolute tragedy. The puppies are in the kennel!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (YX6i/)

931 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 03:03 AM (bxiXv)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (afWhQ)

932 I worry about this too... afraid to watch it again in fear that it won't be as good now that I'm so much older.

I've gone back and watched (non-Disney) cartoons from when I was a kid and wondered how in the world I had the patience to sit through them.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:04 PM (YxBuk)

933 Huh. I thought the video of Assange was of that guy from the Phantasm series.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:05 PM (afWhQ)

934 I do have to say that Get Smart is still a great series. We got the series on dvd recently and I hoped that I wouldn't hate it on second viewing. Very relieved that was not the case.

Also, Fawlty Towers is still awesome.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:07 PM (afWhQ)

935 So it's confirmed - Assange is gheyer than an Ewok daydreaming of Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:07 PM (YX6i/)

936 well that is one thing I miss about living in the pacific time zone, and that is being able to watch Red Eye at a reasonable hour. oh well.

time for bed I suppose

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2011 11:08 PM (vj0dH)

937 Wow, Dean Cain still looks yummy!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:08 PM (YxBuk)

938 Wow, Dean Cain still looks yummy!

Confirmation continues for the entire show. (It's the smile... hamina.)

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:11 PM (afWhQ)

939 977 Wow, Dean Cain still looks yummy!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 03:08 AM (YxBuk)

Note to self: get Dean Cain haircut.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)

940

Give it up Morons. Dean Cain is half Japanese and Asians are attracted to their own.

You have a better chance if you tell Rum about your small penises. One each.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:13 PM (tsC/8)

941 Eritria is very interesting. They turned down aid from the US back when they first won independence from Ethiopia because they wanted the aid to teach them how to do things - not just do things for them.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:14 PM (YX6i/)

942 Dean Cain just praised John Bolton. All of my spmall penises are fully erect.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:15 PM (tsC/8)

943 We have a large Eritrean population in Seattle. They're the parking lot mafia.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:15 PM (YX6i/)

944

Give it up Morons. Dean Cain is half Japanese and Asians are attracted to their own.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 03:13 AM (tsC/

Well, of course, the Japanese, Chinese and Koreans have always got along so well.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:16 PM (bxiXv)

945 None of the Eritreans I've met have ever called it Air-ih-tray-uh. The call it Ee-rih-tree-uh.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:17 PM (YX6i/)

946 Dean Cain is half Japanese and Asians are attracted to their own.

Wut?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:17 PM (YxBuk)

947 You're all cutting off the second half of my post. It was a small penises joke.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:18 PM (tsC/8)

948 If you all want to know what to get me for Christmas, it's NOT the WonderFILE.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:19 PM (YX6i/)

949 988 You're all cutting off the second half of my post. It was a small penises joke.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 03:18 AM (tsC/

If it's that small why are you so upset we cut it off?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:20 PM (bxiXv)

950 You're all cutting off the second half of my post. It was a small penises joke.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 03:18 AM (tsC/

Fuckuh you whare!

Posted by: Japanese at April 01, 2011 11:20 PM (YX6i/)

951

The WonderFile is perfet for the pedoPhile in your family!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:20 PM (tsC/8)

952

The WonderFile is perfet for the pedoPhile in your family!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2011 03:20 AM (tsC/

We have a stockpile from confiscations.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at April 01, 2011 11:22 PM (YX6i/)

953 If asians are attracted to their own why is Dean Cain only half asian?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 11:25 PM (oVQFe)

954 If asians are attracted to their own why is Dean Cain only half asian?

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 03:25 AM (oVQFe)

Because the evil Europeans are rapists. Duh.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:26 PM (YX6i/)

955 I heard somewhere that 1/3 of Asians marry white people. But I see more Asian girl/white guy than Asian guy/white girl.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)

956 But I see more Asian girl/white guy than Asian guy/white girl couples.

I didn't finish my sentence!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:27 PM (YxBuk)

957 Is it wrong that I think a few of the "treadclimber" people looked better in the before pictures?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:27 PM (afWhQ)

958 1000!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:28 PM (YxBuk)

959 1001!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:28 PM (tsC/8)

960 Halftime already?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:29 PM (YX6i/)

961 But I see more Asian girl/white guy than Asian guy/white girl couples.

What's the phrase I'm looking for? There's a phenomenon where non-Asian guys are really (really) attracted to Asian girls. Oh, yeah. Yellow fever. (I denounce myself)

It doesn't exactly go both ways - except I've heard of Japanese girls who really like foreign men. It's all rumor and innuendo, though.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:30 PM (afWhQ)

962 It is 12:30 AM here in Pacificland. Dinnertime!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (bxiXv)

963 Who's the Michael J. Fox look-a-like?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (YX6i/)

964 Everyone likes white men. It's pretty sweet.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:31 PM (tsC/8)

965 Dana Vachon or something. Known for a famed insult battle with the Lurch look-a-like.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:32 PM (afWhQ)

966 1007 Dana Vachon or something. Known for a famed insult battle with the Lurch look-a-like.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 03:32 AM (afWhQ)

John Kerry?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:35 PM (bxiXv)

967 Nah... some comedian. Freakishly tall and skinny with a large elongated chin. Jesse something.

Kerry is Plastic Lurch.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:36 PM (afWhQ)

968 Anyone still here?

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2011 11:37 PM (x40U+)

969

1011

yes

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:37 PM (tsC/8)

970 Too bad the sonic animal repeller doesn't work on neighbors. And whiny celebrities.

Also, Congress.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:39 PM (afWhQ)

971 There's a phenomenon where non-Asian guys are really (really) attracted to Asian girls. Oh, yeah. Yellow fever. (I denounce myself)

Oh believe me, I came across that *a lot* at UCLA. Pretty much every white guy I came across had an Asian girl fetish.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:41 PM (YxBuk)

972 Ronald Reagan. Dean Cain just quoted Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:41 PM (tsC/8)

973 Dean Cain just quoted Reagan, check the moronettes to see if they've fainted.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2011 11:42 PM (oVQFe)

974 Hamina. Cain quoting Reagan. My world just imploded. shiny.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:42 PM (afWhQ)

975 *fans self*

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:42 PM (afWhQ)

976 Oh believe me, I came across that *a lot* at UCLA. Pretty much every white guy I came across had an Asian girl fetish.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 03:41 AM (YxBuk)

That's not a fetish, you're just hot!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 01, 2011 11:44 PM (bxiXv)

977

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:45 PM (tsC/8)

978 Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 02, 2011 03:41 AM (YxBuk)

It's really prevalent in the youngsters... I think a lot of kids, male and female, go through an "Asian" phase where they freak over everything and anything considered Asian. Manga, anime, fashion... Some outgrow it, some do not. I think it's because Asian cultures are the most exotic from European - so very different. Teens like to rebel and that's a safe way to rebel - by being interested in another culture.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:46 PM (afWhQ)

979 Rum is a fountain of far Eastern culture.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:48 PM (tsC/8)

980 I think a lot of kids, male and female, go through an "Asian" phase where they freak over everything and anything considered Asian. Manga, anime, fashion... Some outgrow it, some do not

That bugged me to no end in HS. Fine if people like that stuff, but don't look at me like I'm supposed to be interested in any of it. I never got the manga/anime thing, either. My sister read mangas, but the artwork (and for anime too) just rubs me the wrong way.

That's not a fetish, you're just hot!

lol, thanks

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:50 PM (YxBuk)

981 I went through the phase myself. Not insane like some. May have been a little heavy during the time when I almost got a chance to take a semester as an exchange student... but mostly I really liked the comics. I blame cartoon network for running Sailor Moon and DBZ right when I got home from school.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:52 PM (afWhQ)

982 A quick Bing search reveals that Dean Cain is registered as an R. I thought I'd heard that somewhere before.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:52 PM (YxBuk)

983 Yeah, I'd heard that rumor before - but I wasn't too sure. He just gets better. ha.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 01, 2011 11:53 PM (afWhQ)

984 So is James Earl Jones. Who knew?!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:55 PM (YxBuk)

985 "And the Doctor said, 'Fuck off, Peggy. Get out of my office and die already.' And then I found teh Cancer Treatment Centers of America."

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2011 11:55 PM (tsC/8)

986 I'm out. Night night, rons!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 01, 2011 11:59 PM (YxBuk)

987 Gary Oldman's one of us?!

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 12:00 AM (afWhQ)

988 Night, Rum!

I'm out, too. Have a good night, all.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 02, 2011 12:02 AM (afWhQ)

989 Good morning!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 12:09 AM (bxiXv)

990 886.I have mental problems with vivid emotional memories. Anytime I remember them, I feel like it just happened to me. I try to fight it and keep it a secret, because people just call me a nutjob and a mental case. It isn't easy to keep it hidden, but whatever. Posted by: Crazee at April 02, 2011 02:08 AM (xsoRi) That's called eidetic memory. It's a common side effect of being smart. Should be easier to handle when you're in your 30s and have more accumulated stuff in your brain.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 02, 2011 01:43 AM (zQTMd)

991 Hola, Most hershey's chocolate production has moved to mexico!!

Posted by: Hormel at April 02, 2011 04:33 AM (hLZ3k)

992
113

139

Re the gibberish thing-- it makes me think of this.

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 04:46 AM (2X8VA)

993 Militant Quakers behead innocent UN staff members because someone called them Militant Quakers.

Snark-Free guy has a take on this as well. Comment 4 sums it up well.

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 04:50 AM (VMcEw)

994 Skyfighters, French dogfighting, meh. Where's the queer volleyball scene? OTOH, they do know how to fuck up a funeral... http://tinyurl.com/3gbcgr7

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 02, 2011 10:27 AM (qvify)

995 "The kicker is: he still wants me to consider him for a job. What is wrong with these people? Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2011 09:12 PM (HNz1Y) Two words, Public "Education". Or maybe Socialist taught Public Education." True as far as it goes, but somewhere along the line, the putative parents must have realized they raised a fool...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 02, 2011 10:31 AM (qvify)

996

I think only a honey badger would mess with this bad boy.

A few of them might make a good dessert after my usual main course of cobra.

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 02, 2011 10:40 AM (mQMnK)

997 I have come here to chew bubblegum and burn Korans... and I am all out of bubblegum.Ã„Ã¾Â²Â¨ÃƒÃ—Ã„ÃˆÂ»Ã©Ã‰Â´Â£Â¬Ã„Ã¾Â²Â¨Â»Ã©Ã‰Â´Â£Â¬Ã„Ã¾Â²Â¨Â»Ã©Ã‰Â´Â³Ã¶Ã—Ã¢Â£Â¬Ã„Ã¾Â²Â¨Â»Ã©Ã‰Â´Â¶Â¨Ã–Ã†

Posted by: 0574mina at April 02, 2011 06:26 PM (a004l)

998 Although the government had rushed to provide relief, its attention has been divided by the

efforts to stabilize the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant, which suffered heavy damage and has

dragged the country to its worst nuclear crisis since the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and

Nagasaki during World War II.

Posted by: chanel sito ufficiale at April 02, 2011 10:40 PM (/r8VQ)

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