1 Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

2 Hidy-Ho Neighbor

3 Straight up, bitches!

4 Name this celeb.

Diana Mary Fluck or Diana Dors.

5 Every time I see Billy Dee Williams, I think of this episode of Scrubs.

6 EMP weapon + Taepodong-2 missile = major chaos

7 Those birds are kinda fast. But not as fast as me.
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_{In the time it took me to type that, I just bedded 7 fine ladies, including your mom.}

8 Don't you DARE try to enjoy a few hours of fun and celebration in this ONT tonight, bitches.  Any moment now it's going to be bumped down by a post telling you all that you might as well put the barrels in your mouths right fucking now because you'll be nibbling on the ribs of dead housecats to stay alive in the year 2019 and then you'll feel pretty fucking stupid for the few hours you spent tonight enjoying boobies and union skull-fuckings, won't you?!

9 Have another drink, War.

10 Does this mean I should get a cat so I'll have something to eat later?

11 HEH-lo; what have we HERE?

12 Now that's the sort of Plum pie need up here!

13 11 HEH-lo; what have we HERE?

The Ion Cannon. 

14 So when does the pie making happen in that video?

15 I knew Walker wouldn't cave.  Just sayin'. 

Evening all.  There's no way I can catch up on today's events after being out much of the day. 

16 All is well.  All is well!!!

17

Live video stream from inside the Wisconsin statehouse

 

warning: dirty hippies

18 It's Diana Dors. I know it's Diana Dors because the picture's filename has Diana Dors in it. Be more careful next time.

19 Heh.  I figured you say that!

My talents are few, but I can memorize the names of foreign nation's missile stocks well enough.

20 out, sock!

21

Hellooo CDR M!  Thank you for reporting for duty!

Now where is the famed teacher's union to help this poor ex-porn star get her teaching gig back? 

22 Firm-looking set of plum cakes the lady's got there.

23 Greta is bitch slapping my democrat buddies right now, go bitch go (bring plum cake).

24 So when does the pie making happen in that video? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 10:12 PM (YxBuk) Um, when doesn't it? AND THANK YOU, CDRM for your courage in giving us big boobs for once in a post instead of so-called big boobs. This suffices perfectly.

25 Hi, runningrn! How's my fellow yellow?

26 It would be interesting to see what would happen if a Carrington Storm type of event happened today.

You mean the Sun can affect activities here on Terra Firma?

Al Gore hardest hit. 

27 Apparently Greg the troll has an iPhone. He knows what tits are?

28 Have another drink, War.

That's not a bad idea; it may help with this hangover....

29 Thank g-d work is over today.  ^^

30 Good heavens!  I was waiting for that chick's plums to fall out of her dress!  Good Lord!  She's like Giada on mammary steroids!  Yeesh!

31 Holy crap.  The ME doesn't screw around in putting down its rebellions if this story is true:

Anti-government protesters may have been hit with nerve gas, doctors say

32

Hi, runningrn! How's my fellow yellow?

 

Hey Rum!  I'm fine, thanks.  How are you?  I haven't talked to you in a looong time!  It's nice to see you here!

33 Autocorrect/fill can go eff itself!!

I sent an email to "All" the other day when it was supposed to go to something with "All..." as the first three letters of a vessels name.

Everyone was wondering why they received the email.  Not a SINGLE person was able to used deductive reasoning to figure out it was an autofill mistake. 

34 34 Cops abandoning their posts at the Capitol Building in Wisconsin.  Firefighters running the trucks with sirens all around town.  Wisconsin is about to get real.

The peaceful, tolerant left strikes again. 

35 The protesters' new chant:
"We're not going away, we're not going away!"

36 Great stuff CDR M -- too bad you got such ferocious competition from WI and the Doomster himself.
 
Damn it's hard to follow 3 threads at once.
 
Multitask fail here.

37 mmmmmmmm .... plum cake!

38 I had a coronal mass ejection watching the plum pie being made.

39 Charlie Sheen's Winningest Moments, courtesy of Taiwanese Animation, is now showing on Spike. 

40 "Tera Myers, ex-port star, " So does that mean she's now a starboard star? Or she's only a star in port, but not underway?

41 34 Cops abandoning their posts at the Capitol Building in Wisconsin.  Firefighters running the trucks with sirens all around town.  Wisconsin is about to get real.
Posted by: CDR M at March 09, 2011 10:21 PM

Parking and traffic ticket printers hardest hit!

42 So does that mean she's now a starboard star?
Or she's only a star in port, but not underway?

Posted by: Rodent at March 09, 2011 10:31 PM (bzYZw)

My guess is she was mostly an aft star.

43 Anybody catch last Friday's Onion News Network show? They ripped Obama a new asshole. Of course, in calling him a pussy, they probably meant it in the "why isn't he being more awesome in kicking Republican ass" way, but I'll take what I can get. 

44 How are you?  I haven't talked to you in a looong time!  It's nice to see you here!

I'm good! It's nice seeing you 'round here again. How's your weather? It was 85 today! Woohoo!

45 Fuck you you union protesters in Wisconsin.  I'm trying to do an ONT here damnit!

A little VX gas pumped into the capitol building would solve two problems at once.

From the look of things, it would solve several hundred problems at once.

46 Cops abandoning their posts at the Capitol Building in Wisconsin.  Firefighters running the trucks with sirens all around town.  Wisconsin is about to get real.

Oh, hey, now they'll experience the Rodney King riots. Only worse.

47 34 Cops abandoning their posts at the Capitol Building in Wisconsin.  Firefighters running the trucks with sirens all around town.  Wisconsin is about to get real.
Posted by: CDR M at March 09, 2011 10:21 PM

Time to admit that the kids aren't the sainted teachers first priority, and public safety might not be the venerated cops first priority?

There's no cultist as slavish as a "proud union member"

Fuck 'em

48 A little VX gas pumped into the capitol building would solve two problems at once.

Newsletter? 

/VX also persists and would make the capitol building inhabitable for a very long time.

//I'm kidding...mostly.

49 Jordan Carver making plum cakes?  It *is* porn night at AoS!

50 So in the end, it's The Postman.

51

I'm good! It's nice seeing you 'round here again. How's your weather? It was 85 today! Woohoo!

Girls, girls, we're trying to have a serious discussion here.

*ducks*

52

I look at that video from the Wisconsin and the one thought that occurs to me:

Toddlers, banging on their highchairs, demanding more. Always and forever, more.

53 34 Cops abandoning their posts at the Capitol Building in Wisconsin.  Firefighters running the trucks with sirens all around town.  Wisconsin is about to get real.
Posted by: CDR M at March 09, 2011 10:21 PM

They haven't abandoned their posts, they're here in their usual numbers

54

#61

 

55

I believe Jordan Carver cooking videos need to be made a permanent staple on the ONT.

 

too many threads tonight w/ too much distraction for an art thread.

on the upside, looooooooooooooots of leftover 2010 election pudding is being mixed up and dipped I believe right now..

56 58 So in the end, it's The Postman.
After an EMP attack?   Sure. 

Ever see Jericho?  It followed the similar path of shows with really good premises that turned lib-tard, but I think it modeled the aftermath of a nuclear/EMP attack well-enough.  If you've ever seen Iranium, an weapons expert in that movie estimated that an EMP attack that managed to cripple the electrical infrastructure of the US would lead to the deaths of at least 70% of the American populace.

Thinking about how interconnected and dependent on electricity everything is today... that estimate might not be far off.  Its horrific to think about.

57 * bing's image search of jordan carver*

* prepares for lengthy stay in bunk*

58 Would union members let the town burn to the ground before accepting less than a 10 percent pay hike?

Do Dogs Chase Cats?

59

#62

you gotta be kidding me

60 Remember giving someone a bonus based on achievement? Test the teachers according to benchmarks. If they don't measure up, they're out.

Posted by: sickinmass at March 09, 2011 10:38 PM

Ask teachers to accept merit pay scales and they scream and wail how UNFAIR it all is to base it on test scores, "waaahhh, kids can't learn if teachers are focusing on test scores! wahhhhhh ... kids learn creatively, waahhhhh"

61

Hey runningrn!  How are you doing?

 

I'm great,  how are you?  Thanks for your service to the ONT!  (I feel like this is the only safe place--between Monty's apocalyptic doom scenario and Ace's lawless chaos in WI thread, I'm so glad you put up this thread). 

62 wail how UNFAIR it all is to base it on test scores

It's amazing anyone learned anything past the 1960s.

Oh wait. They didn't.

63 The protesters' new chant: "We're not going away, we're not going away!" That's my line....

64 Yeah, I'm hankering for some plum pudding about now. kthx bye.

65 I feel like this is the only safe place--between Monty's apocalyptic doom scenario and Ace's lawless chaos in WI thread, I'm so glad you put up this thread

Except no one seems to be around here...they're all in the other two threads. I need some pixie dust and happy thoughts so I can fly to Neverland. Cuz reality sucks.

66 Man, I gotta lay off the beer and bean burritos!

67 Kratos read One Second After by Fortschen. Exact scenario. Scary as all get out.

68 (I feel like this is the only safe place--between Monty's apocalyptic doom scenario and Ace's lawless chaos in WI thread, I'm so glad you put up this thread).

There is no place "safe", only safer.

To quote Admiral Josh Painter: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

69 ^{They haven't abandoned their posts, they're here in their usual numbers}

^{Posted by: Madison Krispy Kreme at March 09, 2011 10:37 PM (vdfwz)}

Now that right there is funny, since Mayor Dave (D-Asshole) deep-sixed Krispy Kreme when it wanted to build here in Madison. Wouldn't bend one iota on all the rules and regs that have driven business away in droves.

And he still can't figure out why revenue is down.

*spit*

70

One more "cooking' "lesson", CDR M and the 'ettes can talk amongst themselves about the weather, shoes...

..CAUSE WE WILL BE IN OUR BUNKS!

 

You'll definitely want to stay for more videos!  I have an excellent one on pulled pork and another great one on jerked sausage.

 

 

71 I need some pixie dust and happy thoughts so I can fly to Neverland. Cuz reality sucks.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 10:47 PM (YxBuk)

How you doin? *hands Rum some pixie dust warlock powder*

72 @ 86

Damn you, Billy Dee. I'm the only warlock here.

73 79 Kratos read One Second After by Fortschen. Exact scenario. Scary as all get out.

Thanks.  Vic recommended that book too.  Its available though Kindle. 

74

My pleasure runningrn.  I had no idea all this was going on while I was building the ONT and dealing with 2 kids and getting them to bed.  Should've put a bit more humor into this one though.

 

You always do such a great job.  I love when you sub for the ONT! 

How old are your kids?  (If you don't mind me asking).

75 86 & 87 Whatever Charlie Sheen is on is what I want!

76 So Charlie Sheen has Tiger's Blood, does that smell better than Tiger Balm?  Does it bring the heat?  Inquiring minds want to know!

77 86 & 87 Whatever Charlie Sheen is on is what I want!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 10:54 PM (YxBuk) 

I already have 2 goddesses, but could always use a Goddess of Doom.

_{How you feel about staling the souls of my (ex)bosses at SeeBs?}

78 93 I think the next time I do an ONT, I'll have to bring up the bikini Shakespeare stuff.

NOOO!!!!  Combing Doom and Decadence is like mixing ammonia with bleach, or sodium azide and metals.

79 How you feel about staling the souls of my (ex)bosses at SeeBs?

Les Moonves doesn't *have* a soul for me to take.

80 90 86 & 87 Whatever Charlie Sheen is on is what I want!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 10:54 PM (YxBuk)

Remember.  According to him he's on Chalie Sheen.  So you've heard it here folks.  Rum wants to be on Charlie Sheen. 

81 So...how's that civility deal working out?

 I'm actually having a good day...my mom took some tests. She's going to get the lymph nodes checked on the 23rd and we'll find out what the deal is. Hopefully.

 I miss having the fleebaggers here, by the way. It was hilarious getting updates on them. Last week, one of the douches said Walker is trying to turn WI into a police state. O RLY? Seems to me that the "anti-democratic" forces are the ones who refuse to do the people's business. How the fuck does he think Walker got elected if not through an election? Also, the police are on the union's side. So, how is it a police state?

82 CDR, just got through reading your Clarion piece and it is spot on. Never forget that the AP has a liberal axe to grind.
 
I graduated summa in my small science program. There were 12 of us, including a black female with a C average. We all had lots of interviews, as there were jobs back then. The job I wanted most (and paid the most) went with her to CA. No offer for me.
 
I'm sure there weren't any equal opportunity quotas filled that day.  I wound up in the frozen wasteland of IL. Nope, no bitterness here.

83 I'll never cease being amused at the over the top rhetoric of Dem politicians. Our commentators are more civil than their spokesmen. Not to be uncivil, but I'd like to see these bastards smacked with the constitution a few times.

84 Would you let the Warlock snort lines off your ass, Rum?

I wanna be famous like Kim Kardashian!

_{Not really.}

85 The country's goin' down the shitter.

I console myself with Megadeth.

Evenin', ya'll!

86 Regarding the WI protesters:  These assholes want a civil war.  We need to accept it and prepare.

Any woman who agrees to make a porn video gets no sympathy from me when it comes back to haunt her.  That includes the homemade video that your ex-boyfriend kept.  Same thing for men, but it's a lot rarer to be a problem...

87 Get that porn star in here! Move it puke face!

88 Would you let the Warlock snort lines off your ass, Rum?

I wanna be famous like Kim Kardashian!

_{Not really.}

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 11:11 PM (YxBuk)

The power of my "magic wand" compels you!

89 Donna V around?  Any other Wisonsinites?  The bullshit's getting really thick.  Looking for an insider viewpoint.

90 "Any woman who agrees to make a porn video gets no sympathy from me when it comes back to haunt her."

It's not like she killed anyone.  She just took it up the pooper.  On video.  For money.

I wonder if it's available on X-Hamster?

I mean, ya know, in case the Turks come crashing the comments again.

91

4 and 6 and quite the handful!

 

Those are great ages!  They still like you at that age too.  It's got to be hard moving around and traveling like you do.  Your wife must be such a trooper!

92 Damn shame if a fire broke out and they couldn't get out because of their dumbassery.  Plus, I'm not sure the fire department would show up anyway.

I would laugh and not feel an ounce of guilt for it. Someone on the other thread mentioned the fire that broke out in the Triangle Shirtwaist factory back in the day when unions started getting their foothold. The irony would be just too good.

93 117 Man, that place is PACKED.  No way that's safe in case of a fire.  Idiots.

Darwinism in action. 

94

CDR M.  Good ONT! 

 

95 I guess that Jordan chick is trying to get Silvio Berlusconi to buy her a Ferrari.

96 Go to hell, limpdicked ball-less flesh-wasting leftist cockblaster left-tard motherfuckers.  All of you.

97 A part of me wants these union thugs to be dealt with Rwandan style.  They'd run like the little cowards that they are. 

98 Go to hell, limpdicked ball-less flesh-wasting leftist cockblaster left-tard motherfuckers.  All of you.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 09, 2011 11:24 PM (7heqv)

Dude...

\m/

99 Jordan Carver's breasts are too big.

100 This has been my personal anthem every time I throw on the news.

101 126 Jordan Carver's breasts are too big.

Wow.  I think the world is ending.  You actually have a set limit as for maximum size of sheathes of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland?  Who'd thunk you'd arrange those words in the order that you have? 

102 I can't say what I'd do to them or I'd get in trouble.

103 Damn shame if a fire broke out and they couldn't get out because of their dumbassery.  Plus, I'm not sure the fire department would show up anyway.

I would laugh and not feel an ounce of guilt for it.


At this point, I might spot them an accelerant.

"Watch your cig, I just spilled my Val-U-Rite--" WHOOOOOSH!

104 Wow.  I think the world is ending.  You actually have a set limit as for maximum size of sheathes of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland?  Who'd thunk you'd arrange those words in the order that you have?

I've always been a fan of smaller chests.  Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a well endowed woman, but Ms. Carver just looks ridiculous.   Besides, all you need is a mouthful.

105 I wonder how the media coverage of this would be if this had been the Tea Party taking over Congress after they passed the Healthcare Bill?

I'm starting to wonder why we didn't.

Oh, yeah, most of us had to get up and go to work the next day.

106

Did I hear that right a few minutes ago on the livestream - the president of the firefighters union says they should strike?  "Let's see how long they last without us."

Um, isn't that wishing harm on others so he can try to benefit?

107 "Watch your cig, I just spilled my Val-U-Rite--" WHOOOOOSH!

Like that awesome scene in Payback where the bad guys see Mel Gibson in their rear view mirror and he flicks his cig down and KABOOM!

That movie was *awesome.*

108

Yeah.  I'm enjoying the time with them now and try not to think of the coming teen age years.  I'll just have to live up to my Scottish last name and my clan's motto.  Manu Forti.  Strong Hand.

 

That is truly awesome!  Although, being one of those "too many whites leading the military", are you sure it's your "clan" and not your "Klan"?  Does your family krest have a white sheet with eyeholes on it?

109 Jordan Carver's breasts are too big.

Posted by: Alex at March 09, 2011 11:28 PM (kwNeL)

Okay, who are you and what have you done with Alex?

110 Okay, who are you and what have you done with Alex?

See above.  I like a girl who won't have back trouble in 10 years.

111 Glen Beck brought this up the other day, and it is a very valid point.  Why on earth would police want to ally themselves with these socialist/anarchist/anti-cop unions?  He played some Van Jones clips talking about racist cops and how he has anti-cop resistance classes for kids.  It just makes me shake my head.  These stupid cops have no idea who they are casting their lot with.  Unbelievable.

112 Oh, my family motto is perfect for us all now....

Crescit sub pondere virtus   (Virtue thrives beneath oppression)

113

Oh damn runningrn!  Yes, it's clan and not klan!

 

Heh!  I'm just working on my AP Talking Points.

114 Time to muster the National Guard.

115 ''I've always been a fan of smaller chests.  Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a well endowed woman, but Ms. Carver just looks ridiculous.   Besides, all you need is a mouthful.''


yes, sometimes nice little grapefruits are nice.

On the other hand, boobs like that jordan chick has can take on a haunting, almost hypnotic movement if you hit them with the right rhythm.

yeah I know, men are pigs. lol

116 132 I can't say what I'd do to them or I'd get in trouble.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 11:32 PM (YxBuk)

There was this other Sith named Vader - damn, but he was good with kids.

117

 Oh, my family motto is perfect for us all now....

Crescit sub pondere virtus   (Virtue thrives beneath oppression)

Wow, Tami, that sure was prescient (I'm assuming your family motto is hundreds of years old). 

118

Ok so I've got a computer problem.  My PC has crashed while playing some games but always has been able to run fine after a restart until yesterday.  It crashed.  And the monitor showed distortions on reboot.  It crashed and blue screened before windows booted up.  So I started it in safe mode. and It loaded.  Disabling the driver for my video card would allow it to start up in normal windows.  Restarted it today and no screen distortions.  Reenabled the driver and it was running fine for a while and its back to crashing.

So I'm thinking video card is shot.  Any other possibilities, before I go and buy a new card?

119

Not gonna hit 666 tonight!  At least in this thread.

 

That is definitely no reflection of your fine post.  Unfortunately, there are competing distractions, things that are on fire, and general chaos.  You did strong work tonight!

120 sickinmass for Congress!

121

Funny you mention that.  I was working on that last week for an article.  I was trying to find out if some of the union supporters have in fact supported cop killers or were involved with the WTO protests which injured a lot of cops.

 

I believe Beck said he was putting the Van Jones stuff up on The Blaze.  I don't usually listen to Beck, but he's been eerily right about some bad stuff lately.  I tend to listen for about 15-25 minutes or so when I'm driving to work or back from a run.

122

So I'm thinking video card is shot.  Any other possibilities, before I go and buy a new card?

Posted by: buzzion at March 09, 2011 11:49 PM (oVQFe)

1) COMPLETE uninstall of drivers and install newly downloaded drivers. Depending on your card you may have to look up online how to do a complete uninstall, most of the time drivers leave bits behind. If those bits are corrupted, a normal reinstall won't fix it.

2) Do you have software that monitors the temp of your video card? Have you opened the box to see if it's caked with dust? Temperature can do stuff like that, and over time destroy the chipset.

123 There was this other Sith named Vader - damn, but he was good with kids.

Heh. Always liked the Dark Side better. Cooler lightsabers.

124 I hope that after Walker gets a chance to review the actions of the police and firefighters, he goes back and cans their CB agreements too. Fuck em with a fucksaw.
 
See what happens when you try and pick winners and losers? It should have been all public union employees to start with.

125

To all the teachers that called in sick to protest. You are all assholes, what are you teaching the kids. You people cost all the families or your students duress because you assholes closed schools and the parents that have to go to work to pay for their families suffered in order to either stay home with their kids or find daycare. You should be ashamed.

 

Yup, all that time wasted on crap "anti-bullying" campaigns and curriculum--total bogus.  Look who's bullying whom.  Any teacher that participated in these protests should be canned for violating anti-bullying rules.

126 Actually I did uninstall the drivers and reinstall the newest drivers.  And took out the card and used canned air to clean off the dust.  And yeah it does have a tendency to get hot.  But after the cleaning off of the fan its still crashing 

127 I'm assuming your family motto is hundreds of years old.

Not sure how old the motto is, but that branch of my family was around when the Romans had to break mens knees to make them bow before them...stubborn SOBs then, and now.

128 @ Alex; I tend to agree. I like breasts, but there's a limit. And unlike some of my ass loving friends, there's a limit there too. I don't want huge chunks of flesh, I want shapely healthy women.

 I had the same thought, but chose not to mention it.



 

129

Posted by: CDR M at March 09, 2011 11:54 PM (5I8G0)

 

I looove that cat video--so cute! 

130 THE madison protest thread is kicking the ONT thread's ass

131 Any teacher that participated in these protests should be canned for violating anti-bullying rules.

The cognitive dissonance and sheer amount of denial on the left astounds me.

132 So I'm thinking video card is shot.  Any other possibilities, before I go and buy a new card?

It may be a RAM problem - it wouldn't hurt to do a memory test

133 Alrighty, I'm tired, it's 0900L and I have to be up in four hours for work.  Y'all have a good night.

134

 Still, the mere fact that we are questioning the loyalty of important public servants in regard to maintaining order is disturbing and very, very wrong.

 

Very scary, indeed. 

135 And yeah think about cleaning out all the dust, it may be just a thermal problem caused by caked-on dust

136 I lost my head (literally),In a tragic car accident.

Sad because I was a real natural beauty and blonde! You know"only helene curtis knows fur sure."

137 And how do you do a memory test?

138 Just wait until the Welfare hammock gets cut down.

I've always wondered why jihadis don't try to take down the server farms where state or federal agencies process monthly checks to citizens.  Minimal effort, then stand back and watch the cities go up in flames as the infidels do the work themselves. 

139 buzzion, if you have an onboard video card on your motherboard, you may try plugging your monitor into that instead and see if that works without crashing, if so then you know it's probably your video card or your specific video card driver, if not then it may be a more general problem like RAM or dust or temperature

140 buzzion I think when you start Windows in safe mode or something, one of the menu options is to scan the memory for errors

or I may be thinking of Linux, not sure

141 Posted by: buzzion at March 09, 2011 11:49 PM (oVQFe)
 
re video card -- do the software reinstall as Merovign recommends, but first pull the card from its slot, clean it with canned air, then reseat the card. Sometimes a contact point will get a bit dirty or corroded. Wipe the contact points with a clean soft rag.

142 Heh. Always liked the Dark Side better. Cooler lightsabers.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 09, 2011 11:55 PM (YxBuk)

Health and Dental as well, and no harassment policy!

...

Oh, and Cookies.

...

Not to mention, you don't have to wear off-white and brown robes all the time. What kind of dress code is that? You know what *our* dress code is? "It has to look cool as shit," that's our effin' dress code.

143

I lost my head (literally),In a tragic car accident.

 

Speaking of losing your head, did you see that moderate Muslim man who beheaded his wife is only going to get 25 years in prison for 2nd degree murder!  This was that tv producer who had a tv station called "The Bridge" to dispell stereotypes of Muslims after 9/11.  He claimed that he was traumatized and abused by his wife.  Other witnesses claimed that she was planning to divorce him, and that's why he killed her. I believe she also had a protection order against him before he killed her too.

144 I've always wondered why jihadis don't try to take down the server farms where state or federal agencies process monthly checks to citizens

We've been spared a lot of pain because jihadists as a whole are inept and ineffective the vast majority of the time.  But we cannot count on their stupidity protecting us all the time, and outfits like Hezbollah have much more competent terrorists..

145

It would be even better if that cat could scoop his own litter and put it in the toilet and then flush it.

 

I actually knew someone who taught their cat to go to the bathroom in the toilet.  They built some kind of thing that cat climbed on and perched so he didn't fall through the seat.

146

About the only thing I didn't do was the clean rag on the contact points.  The rest I did do.  Like I said I really think its the video card being shot.  Considering I would get a blue screen on start up, but disabling the display adapter in safe mode would allow it to start in normal mode without issue

 

147 Not to mention, you don't have to wear off-white and brown robes all the time. What kind of dress code is that? You know what *our* dress code is? "It has to look cool as shit," that's our effin' dress code.

And it's all black! I am down with the all black. Count me in.

Do we get milk with the cookies?

148 Jayne Mansfield was the mother of Mariska Hargitay (from Law and Order SUV).

149

And it's all black! I am down with the all black. Count me in.

 

I wear a lot of black too--it's a nice slimming color!

150 buzzion, it sounds like you have done just about everything already so it is probably time for a new video card. If it is an older system sometimes you can pick up a cheap used video card from a local computer repair shop.

151 178 And how do you do a memory test?

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 12:01 AM (oVQFe)

That actually gets a little complicated 'cause you can't do it properly from within Windows, you need to boot to something more basic and do it from there.

If you search for "free memory diagnostic" you will find some resources,

and This Place has some options and tips.

152 Tea and cake or DEATH?!

153 HAHA.  No gnubreed it is not really an older system or cheap.  Current card is a nvidia geforce 8800 gts.  I don't really intend to go cheap.  That's why I'm hoping to have it figured out that it is the video card before purchasing

154 Jordan Carver's breasts are too big.

Posted by: Alex at March 09, 2011 11:28 PM (kwNeL)

See, I always suspected you were a super huge homosexual.

NOW I have the proof.

Only Kratos' can mock breasts and get away with it because his boobs are bigger than most of the moronettes. He has been bedridden for six years as the heaviest man in Nebraska.

You, you sir have no excuse.

155 And it's all black! I am down with the all black. Count me in.

Do we get milk with the cookies?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:07 AM (YxBuk)

All Black is certainly a stylish choice, Darth Rum. Very traditional choice.

Of course you can have milk, we have whole milk, chocolate milk, vanilla milk, egg nog, and a variety of non-dairy choices. That "Silk" stuff terrifies me but you might want to give it a shot.

We'll have to order a custom mug for you, to go with your uniform, but you can pick one of these for the time being.

156

Mariska Hargitay is looking good for mid forties,

 

157 Actually I did uninstall the drivers and reinstall the newest drivers.  And took out the card and used canned air to clean off the dust.  And yeah it does have a tendency to get hot.  But after the cleaning off of the fan its still crashing

Is the fan on the card running at full speed? Sometimes if the bearings get cruddy it'll still spin but not fast enough to do much good. It sounds like it's temperature related, some component on the card may have deteriorated so that it fails even though the temp is officially within specs.

158

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 10, 2011 12:11 AM (YX6i/)

 

I'll have the chicken, please!

Hey Editor!  How are you?  We missed you guys on Sunday.

It was the assistant pastor who spoke. 

159 Y'all know milk has toxic oils present in it, right?

160

That WI thread is crazy-ville, I'm over here trying not to get trampled.

 

 

161 It would be even better if that cat could scoop his own litter and put it in the toilet and then flush it.

I would settle for Smokey keeping it in the box instead of bolting mid-poop, leaving damp crumbs all over my sewing room.  *grumble*

162

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 10, 2011 12:15 AM (bxiXv) 

 

That Star Wars mug site was making me get motion sickness!

163 Only Kratos' can mock breasts and get away with it because his boobs are bigger than most of the moronettes. He has been bedridden for six years as the heaviest man in Nebraska.

Newly-unearthed footage of Kratos

164 We'll have to order a custom mug for you, to go with your uniform, but you can pick one of these for the time being.

I want the Boba Fett one!

165

That WI thread is crazy-ville, I'm over here trying not to get trampled.

 

PALAMINO!!!111111!!

166

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 12:19 AM (7heqv)

Correct body type, except I'm not black.  I'm as pale as sour cream. 

167

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 12:19 AM (7heqv)

 

Why?!  Why did I click on that link?!!1111!

168 We missed you guys on Sunday.

It was the assistant pastor who spoke. 

Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 12:17 AM (ihSHD)

Yep - you'll not likely ever see us when it's him.  Nice guy.  Like him, but snoresville!!!

Plus, Mama E was sleeping.

I'm starting to think on the Sunday's he preaches we'll go to the plant Downtown Church to get some of the J.'s preachin'.  Like him a lot.

How are you two doing?  Say hi to Mr. rn for us.

169

That Star Wars mug site was making me get motion sickness!

Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 12:19 AM (ihSHD)

Must be some behavior my browser blocks, it just sits there like an obedient puppy for me.

170 buzzion, you are well and truly fooked. Now here are another couple of possibilities that will not put your mind at ease. Sometimes the motherboard or CPU can fail in such a manner as to make you think it is the video card.
 
Which is why it might be wise to buy a cheap one used, or borrow one, first to make sure. Damn video cards can be the most expensive component of the computer.

171

39F above.

First Idaho weather update ever at Ace.

ta-da

172 Correct body type, except I'm not black.  I'm as pale as sour cream. 

You.... you carry around sheaths of flesh and fat encasing mammary glands?

What kind of decadent monster are you?!

173 I want the Boba Fett one!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:19 AM (YxBuk)

Excellent choice, young Darth Rum!

(looks at prices)

Well, there goes the office budget for this week. At least we have a lot of cookies.

None of that cubicle crap around here, let me show you your corner office with a view...

174

Why?!  Why did I click on that link?!!1111!

Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 12:22 AM (ihSHD)

lol, that's exactly the reaction I had.

175 his boobs are bigger than most of the moronettes Men with bigger tits than me really piss me off.

176 Where in ID, Jake?

177 None of that cubicle crap around here, let me show you your corner office with a view...

This gig rocks! Do I get a Death Star to drive? I wanna jack a Millenium Falcon from Han Solo.

178 Palette cleanser. And I look like this. Exactly like this. Ayup.

179

hey, Merovign,

Noticed it is sondrakisten,

Olympia Wa is crazyville, every person I'ne met who went to college inOlympia at Evergreen College or whatever it is called was a fapping lefty

One would not wear 'processed fibers' or something.

180

fuck you very much, War.

It will take days hours minutes of ogling at Erinn's breasts to undo that.

And Erinn is working late.

 

Time for a QUADSTEAK from the bell.

181 Newly-unearthed footage of Kratos Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens OMG, I'm scarred for life. You owe me mass quantities of alcohol.

182 You.... you carry around sheaths of flesh and fat encasing mammary glands?

Sans mammary glands.  I keep these sheaths of flesh and fat so I can do the "milkshake dance". 

Men with bigger tits than me really piss me off.

Deal. 

183 You owe me mass quantities of alcohol.

Should have asked me 24 hours ago when I still had mass quantities of alcohol.

Now all I have are mass quantities of chicken soup and aspirin.

184 Olympia Wa is crazyville, every person I'ne met who went to college inOlympia at Evergreen College or whatever it is called was a fapping lefty

Knew a lefty that went to Evergreen but didn't stay and ended up at UCLA. I can't remember if he was too left for Evergreen or if Evergreen was too left for him. Because Evergreen makes UCLA look conservative.

185

#218

sagebrush-ville in the south

Central ID is all mountains and trees.

North ID is rolling hills and dryland farming

3 completely diffrent geographies

186 Palette cleanser. Where's the beefy cake for the 'rettes?!

187 I didn't click on the link either, somehow I knew better. lol


I did click on Rum's link though. I recommend it highly.

188

I'm starting to think on the Sunday's he preaches we'll go to the plant Downtown Church to get some of the J.'s preachin'.  Like him a lot.

How are you two doing?  Say hi to Mr. rn for us.

 

Yeah, when we first started going to church there, we went to the Sat. evening service.  It worked so much better for our schedule.  I really liked JT too.  He's a great speaker.  I was really bummed when they discontinued Saturday services and then when he left, I was even more bummed out.  I like him the best.  I really liked the Hutch too, but Mr. rn didn't like going there as much as I did. 

Tell Mrs. Editor I said hello, and give your baby girl a hug from me!  (I just told the hubby you said "hello".)

189 32º F and snowing... sorry I'm late but couldn't resist the Apache War Pron....

Buzzion, ya sounds like the card, if your going to reseat it just use a pencil eraser on the contacts, shines them up really good.. before you remove it disable the card and uninstall the driver. 

190 This gig rocks! Do I get a Death Star to drive? I wanna jack a Millenium Falcon from Han Solo.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:27 AM (YxBuk)

We just lost two of those damned things, I'm afraid we'll have to start out with a Star Destroyer.

But let's talk Light Sabers...

191 Evergreen ROCKS!!!

192 Should have asked me 24 hours ago when I still had mass quantities of alcohol. No, you can provide it for ALL the 'rettes when we storm the mouse house.

193

Knew a lefty that went to Evergreen but didn't stay and ended up at UCLA.

 

Evergreen College--proud to have had Mumia as their commencement speaker a few years back.  Absolutely disgusting.  Had she not been flattened by a bulldozer, Rachel Corrie would have been a proud alumnus of that school as well.  Absolute disgrace that it is a state college funded with our money.

194 ""Men with bigger tits than me really piss me off.""


Then you should be wearing a camo halter top and out hunting michael moore with a spear. lol

195 Soulpile will appreciate this with me. Mmmm beefy!

196 220Palette cleanser. And I look like this. Exactly like this. Ayup.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:28 AM (YxBuk)

And even better in black, I'll bet.

197

lol, that's exactly the reaction I had.

 

I don't know what I found more distracting--his teeth or his teats!

198

#220

snikes!

Rum, Goddess of Doom

There fixed that for you, no charge.

199

Excellent choice, young Darth Rum!

(looks at prices)

Well, there goes the office budget for this week. At least we have a lot of cookies.

None of that cubicle crap around here, let me show you your corner office with a view...

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 10, 2011 12:25 AM (bxiXv)

Was it you who stole our cookies, you Sith bastard!?!?!

200

One would not wear 'processed fibers' or something.

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 10, 2011 12:28 AM (BLb4+)

Sondra and I have a similar history, I grew up in Hippieville, CA, she lives in Hippieville, WA.

I don't really have to put up with it much in my 'hood like she does, unless I want to do a little traveling.

201 And I look like this.

Jesum Rum I only asked for short shorts pics , you didn't have to go all out but thanks....

202 Mmmm beefy! Ok, that owrks. but this is better http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/may03/wivabig042003.jpg

203 No, you can provide it for ALL the 'rettes when we storm the mouse house.

I blame Kratos.

204 But let's talk Light Sabers...

I want one like Darth Maul's...

205

Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2011 12:35 AM (5I8G0)

 

Drats!  I thought for sure it was going to be Goose and Maverick!

206 here you go, bebe.

207 fucking overslept. oh well. Live ONT will comfort me

208 239 Soulpile will appreciate this with me. Mmmm beefy!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:35 AM (YxBuk)

BUNK!

209 I blame Kratos. this is where i thank gaia i have an old slow computer that brought up the title of that before the image so i bail before that image couldn't be unseen

210 Good Night CDR M!  Thank you for tonight!

211 Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 12:40 AM



oh looky, the Mona Diesel. lol

212 here you go, bebe. that's some funny shit.

213

Was it you who stole our cookies, you Sith bastard!?!?!

Posted by: Twin Girl Scouts who had 100+ boxes of cookies jacked from our Ma's car at March 10, 2011 12:38 AM (33pnd)

Do these *look* like Girl Scout cookies?

214 All morons need this poster.

215 These are not the cookies you're looking for. *waves hand*

216 So I know it's expensive to get divorced, but why is Tiki Barber coming back to play football?

217

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:44 AM (YxBuk)

 

Heh!  The orange hat is a nice touch.

218 I want one like Darth Maul's...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:40 AM (YxBuk)

Hmm, like this?

219 Greetings "moron nation" .I think I may have just entered meh first sock .I am trying to earn induction,but I am a lil shy,and don't have a clue how to respond to individual posts.Been a DIY,only because I came out.(no not teh ghey) as a conservative and trying to have a real relationship with teh One (not theTOTUS/obamao), my Savior. Oh jeez I am sharing with a whole moron nation I don't know..But you guys and gals have kinda become my family. is that sad or what? In all honesty I usually just read and linger but the entertainment; laughs and a few tears.are  invaluable & keep me from a valu-rite oblivion. Not a drinker, ( not a teetoaler, but see no point in doing it alone). Anyway I'll zip it now ,with a big thanks for kittehs,sock puppets, lots of cool stories keepin it real & the occas pron giggles. Familia are all libs, or gone for dirt naps & AoS has kept me sane or not.LOL

220 Why are there so many pictures in the sidebar?

221 All morons need this poster. That goatee is doing NOTHING for me.

222 212 buzzion, you are well and truly fooked. Now here are another couple of possibilities that will not put your mind at ease. Sometimes the motherboard or CPU can fail in such a manner as to make you think it is the video card.
 
Which is why it might be wise to buy a cheap one used, or borrow one, first to make sure. Damn video cards can be the most expensive component of the computer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2011 12:24 AM (h0RtZ)

Yeah I might see if I can get a cheap video card to see if that is the issue.  Of course if I go cheap I'll need to see if I do have a cord with the blue connection.  my monitor and video card use the white connections.

223 261 These are not the cookies you're looking for. *waves hand*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:45 AM (YxBuk)

Ah, a self-starter!

224 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 12:46 AM (bxiXv)

Yah, but in red.

225 So I know it's expensive to get divorced, but why is Tiki Barber coming back to play football?

Posted by: runningrn at March 10, 2011 12:45 AM (ihSHD)

That's a pretty good reason if you ask me.

226

Posted by: Zombiette Jayne Mansfield at March 10, 2011 12:46 AM (nFYE1) 

 

Welcome, Newbie Sock!  I am constantly leaving my socks on.  You are among kindred spirits!  Congratulations on coming out of the conservative closet. 

227

^{Posted by: Zombiette Jayne Mansfield at March 10, 2011 12:46 AM (nFYE1)}

Welcome...loved your tas.

228 262 So I know it's expensive to get divorced, but why is Tiki Barber coming back to play football?

To reclaim past glory?  *shrugs*.  Thanks to Farve, I expect to see more "has-bins" try to return.

Isn't Barber being shunned by his teammates already? 

229 Yah, but in red.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:49 AM (YxBuk)

I plan to re-do my living room in black and red. You'd fit right in.

...

But not in a creepy way.

230 That's not a plum cake That be a Tart! IYKWIMAITYD !

231 274 262 So I know it's expensive to get divorced, but why is Tiki Barber coming back to play football?

To reclaim past glory?  *shrugs*.  Thanks to Farve, I expect to see more "has-bins" try to return.

Isn't Barber being shunned by his teammates already? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 12:50 AM (b0yIY)

Probably because he's a failure at trying to be a broadcaster. 

232

Isn't Barber being shunned by his teammates already? 

He wasn't very well liked when he left.  It wouldn't surprise me if people still don't like him.

233

Isn't Barber being shunned by his teammates already? 

Not all Tikis are Good Luck.

234 I plan to re-do my living room in black and red. You'd fit right in.

I'm quite fond of black and red...

235 Tikis are Good Luck.
Posted by: Bobby Brady at March 10, 2011 12:53 AM (i6ruy)

Na-na-na-naaa!

236 Posted by: Zombiette Jayne Mansfield at March 10, 2011 12:46 AM (nFYE1)

Welcome - yeah this place is kinda addicting, isn't it?  I stopped by thinking it was a smart military blog and now here I still am, over 2 years later, enjoying the kitteh pics and hobo recipes - who knew?

237

Not all Tikis are Good Luck.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at March 10, 2011 12:53 AM (i6ruy)

 

LOL!

238

Not all Tikis are Good Luck.

Barber can't control his own small Tiki - shameful that he left his pregnant wife for an NBC intern. 

239 Anybody want a piece of me?!

240 I'm quite fond of black and red...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:55 AM (YxBuk)

The Dark Lord of the Sith thinks it's getting awfully warm in here.

(tugs at collar, may have to lower Dark Lord hood)

241 281 Tikis are Good Luck.
Posted by: Bobby Brady at March 10, 2011 12:53 AM (i6ruy)

Na-na-na-naaa!

Posted by: Turk & JD at March 10, 2011 12:55 AM (EUW8K)

Dude!

242

Barber can't control his own small Tiki - shameful that he left his pregnant wife for an NBC intern. 

For some reason, I thought it was a babysitter.

243

Do these *look* like Girl Scout cookies?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 12:44 AM (bxiXv)

So.. decadent.  Those look scrumptious.

244 here I still am, over 2 years later, enjoying the kitteh pics don;t you mean here i am posting the hello kitteh pics 2 years later?!

245 Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 12:57 AM (afWhQ)

I'll take Ed Quinn in a quilt for $500, Alex!

246 285 Anybody want a piece of me?!

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at March 10, 2011 12:56 AM (7heqv)

How you doin?

247

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 12:58 AM (YxBuk)

 

Bwhahaha!  Tiki Bump!

248

GnuBreed- you around today?

wondering what sort of .308 you're thing of....

249

250 Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 01:00 AM (YxBuk)

That's my favorite.

251

Posted by: Headless Horseman at March 10, 2011 01:02 AM (33pnd)

 

Looks like he's lost his head or the cat got his tongue!

252 So.. decadent.

Stop appropriating my word!   

/With that word utilized more and more in dessert ads, it's a shame I can't trademark it.

253 Nice work soulpile! (last linky no good)

254 That's my favorite.

And I totally misspelled kilt. Hahaha!

255

 

Ace's place. 

 Come for the smart milittary bloggage.  Stay for the SockPuppeht Army. 

_{Don't accept the invites to come upstairs for Pancakes and you'll be fine.}

256 300 Nice work soulpile! (last linky no good)

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2011 01:04 AM (nHDxg)

Yeah... I dunno what happened.  'cept extraneous code.

257 Gosh, it's absolutely pouring outside--has been much of the day.  I don't think I'm going to do the 5:30 a.m. run with my crazy girls.  I'm already up too late.

258

So.. decadent. Those look scrumptious.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 12:59 AM (afWhQ)

I used to make a lot of kinds of cookies, back when I could eat human food.

Friend of mine says she's going to crack Gluten Free Crullers and Croissants, which leads back to some very, very interesting cookie possibilities.

I haven't baked much since I had to abandon the human food, but I might get back into it. Part of the reason is it's just for me now, I used to take stuff to work.

259 Are you giving up carbon for Lent???

seems warmizm activism has crept into religion:

Brattleboro Area Interfaith Initiative took part in the idea begun in the United Kingdom

The goal of the carbon fast is to reduce participants' carbon footprint during Lent. Nationally, about 3,500 people are participating.

260 Stay for the SockPuppeht Army.

Your forces are no match for mine.

_{And would any 'ettes like to come up for some waffles?}

261 The goal of the carbon fast is to reduce participants' carbon footprint during Lent.

Perhaps they can stop emitting carbon dioxide for Lent...?

262

The goal of the carbon fast is to reduce participants' carbon footprint during Lent. Nationally, about 3,500 people are participating.

 

They could commit the ultimate carbon sacrifice and off themselves.  No CO2 emissions when you can no longer exhale.  Geez, I hate these idiots.

263

Perhaps they can stop emitting carbon dioxide for Lent...?

 

You are my faster fingered soul sistah!

264 You are my faster fingered soul sistah!

High five, fellow yellow!

265 No CO2 emissions when you can no longer exhale.

Except the decaying corpse emits greenhouse gases.  Better to then collect them all into shuttles and blast them into the Sun.

266

The goal of the carbon fast is to reduce participants' carbon footprint during Lent. Nationally, about 3,500 people are participating.

 

Are you shitting us?  that for real? 

267 Your Armey is no match for our Metal Militia, Dick.

268

High five, fellow yellow!

This why you no have nice boy like your cousin!

269 Is Danny Elfman even scoring movies anymore?

I think he finally ran out of Bernard Hermann scores to rip off.

270 they can stop emitting carbon dioxide for Lent


Agreed,, the name Guilford Community Church sounds much the same as some hippy cult up here.

271 I think from now on my answer to pathetic whiny greens and their petty concerns will be "Your fears bear no weight with me. After I'm gone, your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence."

And just watch the smoke pour out of their ears.

Kind of like when I don't order anything at a restaurant because "I cannot eat your Earth food."

272 Are you shitting us?  that for real?


Yeppers for real, this is loonie toon central up in these parts..

273 The "Dean" of the MBM, David Broder is still dead

274

This why you no have nice boy like your cousin!

Posted by: TigerMom at March 10, 2011 01:14 AM (i6ruy)

What kind of lousy Mom tells a girl to date her cousin? That's just gross!

275

GnuBreed- you around today?

wondering what sort of .308 you're thing of....

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 10, 2011 01:01 AM (BLb4+)

Bolt action for sure. Winchester is a good make. Academy Sports is where I'll probably shop first. I could use some scope advice too; a lot of times Academy sells gun/scope combos but I doubt the lower end stuff will be much good beyond 400 yards.

Hoping to keep total expense around $500 or so. Not counting ammo, duh.

276

Gotta move on to other tasks.

Peace out

277 Tiger Mom, eh? That really gets my blood flowin. Wonder if she could handle me?

278

by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 01:19 AM (bxiXv)

 

Quiet! 

 Or I make you eat Toast.  Stupid Alien.

279

High five, fellow yellow!

 

Fist bump to you!

 

OK, I'm off to watch tv with the hubby.  Have a good night all!

280 UPdate...

Here's a couple really neato idea's you can try in your own earth dwelling:

Participating can be as easy as unscrewing one light bulb or not idling when the car is stopped.

and natch you'll want to turn down the thermostat and cut showers in half...

281 320 The "Dean" of the MBM, David Broder is still dead


Kewl

282

#322

Remington 700's and Savage's have more long range potential

Winchesters, not as much.

Ruger bolt actions are too much of a pain to modify for long range.

Cabelas has a sale to the 13th on a combo Remington700ADL for $449 that is a good starting point.  The scope will get you started but you will have to upgrade down the road.

take this up tomorrow, I gotta go

 

283

Or I make you eat Toast. Stupid Alien.

Posted by: TigerMom at March 10, 2011 01:22 AM (i6ruy)

Oh no! Whatever will I do? I am being threatened by a proxied tiger sock!

I must really mull over this serious threat. Some other time.

284 Should I read Rumsfeld's book or Bush's? I've been debating for the last week, but I can't come up with a decision.

285 A Remington 700 is an excellent .308, but if distance is what you're really after, why not a .300 Magnum?

286 331 Should I read Rumsfeld's book or Bush's? I've been debating for the last week, but I can't come up with a decision.

I don't know about you, but I likes me some Rummy.

/See what I did there?

_{///////////See what I did THERE?}

287 but I can't come up with a decision.

Just bag it and go to Disney Land, I'd do Rumsfields after seeing his interviews, he had the spunk..

288 ///////////See what I did THERE?


Very nice War very nice indeed...

289 262 So I know it's expensive to get divorced, but why is Tiki Barber coming back to play football? Posted by: runningrn

1. His divorce was quite expensive.
2. He was fired from his 300K a year job by NBC for banging an intern.
3. At 36 years old, he knows that is the optimum age for being a NFL running back.
4. His twin brother is still going strong in the NFL, why not him?
5. He is dead f'n broke.

He is from where I live, these were all in the article in our newspaper this morning about his "comeback".

290 332 A Remington 700 is an excellent .308, but if distance is what you're really after, why not a .300 Magnum?

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 10, 2011 01:30 AM (QxGmu)

If it were Darth Rum asking, I'd say 7mm Remington Ultra Magnum (7mm RUM).

7mm has better sectional density and, out at extreme ranges, will perform better than .300 mag. BUT .338 is better than both, BUT it's expensive.

Plain Jain 7mm Mag is okay, too, not as common as .308 but more common than the others.

The .308 is far and away the cheapest for ammo.

291 331 Should I read Rumsfeld's book or Bush's? I've been debating for the last week, but I can't come up with a decision.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 10, 2011 01:29 AM (YxBuk)

Your choice. While Bush was a fine Imperial Officer, if a little *polite*, Rummy, despite rumors about Rove, preceded me as Dark Lord.

Rove was Dark Lord in the 80s but gave it up to pursue other hobbies.

292 So Attack of the Show has the comedy duo that one half is the eukele playing girl that was the gooch on Scrubs.  She looks so much better with actual hair that extends past her ears.

293 Has anyone read Rumfeld's book yet?

I dug up a copy of Ann Coulter's How to Talk to a Liberal that I've had forever and just never got around to reading. Maybe I'll pick up Bush or Rumfeld's book after I read this one.

294 I don't know about you, but I likes me some Rummy.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 01:32 AM (7heqv)

Darth Rum is my apprentice now, War!

She's picking out her lightsaber now, mwuhaha, mwuhahaha!

295 She looks so much better with actual hair that extends past her ears.

She did look really weird on Scrubs, which made her a nice match for Ted.

296

Darth Rum is my apprentice now, War!

She's picking out her lightsaber now, mwuhaha, mwuhahaha!

She'll never join you! 

297 I'm all about kicking some Jedi butt!

298 Strike me down, Rum, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine....

299 I don't know about you, but I likes me some Rummy.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 01:32 AM (7heqv)

Darth Rum is my apprentice now, War!

She's picking out her lightsaber now, mwuhaha, mwuhahaha!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 01:39 AM (bxiXv)

There... is ... another... Godd...ess.......*exhales final breath*

300 *pulls out wicked cool Darth Maul lightsaber* Bring it!

301

She'll never join you!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 01:42 AM (7heqv)

You're wrong, Jedi! Together, we shall cast aside the decayed ideals of the Jedi Order, especially that "you can never talk to your family" crap (we have a family calling plan!), and together we shall rule the universe!

302 347 *pulls out wicked cool Darth Maul lightsaber* Bring it!

Put down your sword and come join the WINNERS.

303 Oh man not another light saber fight.. we just got the place  cleaned up from the last one..

304 This winner is taking his hangover (now in its 18th blockbuster hour!) to bed.  DUH.  WINNING.  BUH-BYE.

305 345 Strike me down, Rum, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 01:44 AM (7heqv)

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. I mean, Obi said that, and what did he do after Vader killed him? Made a couple of phone calls? Yeah, ooooh, scary.

And who killed Palpatine? Vader. Constructive Randomness, Chaos, that's what we're all about! It's all part of the plan. Mostly Emperors retire these days.

The Jedi? Librarians. Librarians who blow up installations and kill thousands of soldiers and technicians, but librarians nonetheless.

306 This winner is taking his hangover

Do your aspirin hit now might save some pain latter... nite  War

307 Drunken Jedi, Darth Rum

Sounds like the Jedi was defeated by *some* kind of alcoholic beverage!

308 but librarians nonetheless.

Not the hawt librarians with glasses...please say it isn't so.

309 wow, 1,193 comments between the two threads....

310 344 I'm all about kicking some Jedi butt!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 01:42 AM (YxBuk)

345 Strike me down, Rum, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Sheens at March 10, 2011 01:44 AM (7heqv)

Oi Vay

311 we have a family calling plan!

This gig just gets better and better! Is long distance free? How about text messaging?

312 This gig just gets better and better! Is long distance free? How about text messaging?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:00 AM (YxBuk)

With voice recognition. And videophones. You can even connect your iPad!

313

Are the 2 story tall holograms extra?

314 hey uh, back from date night... what did i miss?

315 what did i miss?

Light saber fight, problem was War fell off to sleep and kinda drunk...

316 that was me earlier one hornsby's and a Blu ray and we both fell asleep on the couch... oh and hes gonna move in to take care of his mom while she has a health issue. Yay me!

wish the bastard wasnt such a mench...

317 361 hey uh, back from date night... what did i miss?

Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 02:08 AM (93zw2)

Well, hippies took over the Wisconsin assembly house, NPR is falling to pieces, Monty says the world is going to end, the press is pretty much out as on the side of the protesters, oh, and Rum joined the Dark Side, largely because of the awesome benefits.

And I'm the Dark Lord of the Sith.

War, my primary competition for Rum's affection, has fled the field, so I'm feeling good about life.

Other than that, it's been a quiet day.

318 wish the bastard wasnt such a mench...

Ya can't change him with some of your horse bending skillz??

319 I always thought the Jedi devolved into angsty little emos.  No wonder Anakin went over to the Dark Side - he could finally act on his impulses with reckless abandon.

320 , has fled the field,


Come on now Merovign, he passed out drunk is what really happened...Not that your not pure feasomeness unfiltered but he did pass out...

321 mensch = good people, honorable people

322 365 wish the bastard wasnt such a mench...

Ya can't change him with some of your horse bending skillz??

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:18 AM (JAgtg)

i cant beat him in a fair fight, and hes immune to my feminine wiles when it comes to his sick mom being left to the mercy of his rather useless brothers.

MArines as you may know have this honour thing, and he would detest me if i tried to make him compromise it.

His best friend gives it two weeks.

i think hes made of sterner stuff. Two months tops, but its gonna suck.

I told him to bivuac there and keep the key so he can let himself in and out here. Since hes still my boyfriend hes welcome in and out any time. Im no jody there will be no strange surprises.

that said.... this is gonna suck.

323 - he could finally act on his impulses with reckless abandon.


Can't say as I blame him.. some of them emo chicks are freaky sexie...

324 Come on now Merovign, he passed out drunk is what really happened...Not that your not pure feasomeness unfiltered but he did pass out...

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:20 AM (JAgtg)

This is a saber-battle to the death! We don't have "time-out" cards!

325 MArines as you may know have this honour thing


Yes I know...I'z one...and yes your never going to change one they be as stubborn headed as they come. The taking care of thing is without question...

326 Can't say as I blame him.. some of them emo chicks are freaky sexie...

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:22 AM (JAgtg)

fify

327

i cant beat him in a fair fight, and hes immune to my feminine wiles when it comes to his sick mom being left to the mercy of his rather useless brothers.

Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 02:22 AM (93zw2)

Can't say I wouldn't do the same thing. It has to hurt, it also has to be done.

328 With voice recognition. And videophones. You can even connect your iPad!

Sweet! And we're not unionized, right?

329 I hate it when people sit on domain names.  argh.

330 Sweet! And we're not unionized, right?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:27 AM (YxBuk)

What, are you joking? We have *work* to accomplish, we can't be unionized!

331 Sweet! And we're not unionized, right?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:27 AM (YxBuk)

You're the Dark Side - of course not.  It's those hippie Jedis that are unionized. 

332 374

i cant beat him in a fair fight, and hes immune to my feminine wiles when it comes to his sick mom being left to the mercy of his rather useless brothers.

Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 02:22 AM (93zw2)

Can't say I wouldn't do the same thing. It has to hurt, it also has to be done.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 02:26 AM (bxiXv)

shes a horrible person and i hate her (im only a little younger than she is and so i feel free to judge her and all her cruddy choices)

but im proud of him as a man for doing this. Its gonna be a shit job and she will be fine (i hope)

and no i wouldnt dream of changing his mind of even criticizing his decision. But i will complain to you guys tonight because this sux and i think this wont be good for his noodle.

YOU wanna know what he said beanertv?

"How bad can it be? Its not like they gonna shave my head and send me to Iraq!"

gotta love him.

Anyway the poor horses might be cleaner and in better shape than they have been in years.

333 This is a saber-battle to the death!

I'm sorry if  my "feasomeness"
caused any disrespect of the DLoftheSith...I meant to say feaRsomeness which would have had totally different effect.

pure feasomeness

334 I'm sorry if my "feasomeness"
caused any disrespect of the DLoftheSith...I meant to say feaRsomeness which would have had totally different effect.

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:32 AM (JAgtg)

'Sokay, I'm giving my throat-crushing powers a break for a while, I'm afraid I'm going to develop carpal tunnel or something.

I'm kind of a laid-back Dark Lord of the Sith.

Have a cookie.

335 "fea someness" sounds like something pink, with  pointy ears, butterfly wings, in a tu tu, and a really motarded  haircut.

336 If they're not unionized why was the second Death Star so behind schedule?

337 Diana Dors is on the cover of the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's album, for those of you who still remember albums and their covers.

338 What, are you joking? We have *work* to accomplish, we can't be unionized!

lol! Just making sure.

Ever since I read that article that argued that the Dark Side is actually the good side, I've firmly rooted for Darth Vader.

339

Hey guys, I just saw this movie "Loose Change," and it proves the government faked 9/11. You should check it out.

I mean, hi. Late, but hi.

340 YOU wanna know what he said beanertv?


Yep that's what get's me thru da shit, just remember where you've been and everythings suddenly better.. didn't remember the whole young mom perspective..sucks. and whine to us anytime

341 382 "fea someness" sounds like something pink, with pointy ears, butterfly wings, in a tu tu, and a really motarded haircut.

Posted by: Gushka at March 10, 2011 02:35 AM (93zw2)

Thaaaaaats not very Sith....

383 If they're not unionized why was the second Death Star so behind schedule?

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 02:35 AM (oVQFe)

What are you rambling about? It was fully operational! On-time and under-budget! And the crew the Rebellion killed were mostly independent contractors just trying to make ends meet, btw.

342

I'm kind of a laid-back Dark Lord of the Sith.

Have a cookie.


I'll have the ones in the pic....those looked scrumptious... I figured you were more a let Rum wear them out then step in and head whack type...heehee

343 Ever since I read that article that argued that the Dark Side is actually the good side, I've firmly rooted for Darth Vader.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:36 AM (YxBuk)

Well, early on the dude was a weasel, but he shaped up eventually.

I guess that happens when a smart young boy loses his family and everyone calls him "Annie."

344

Hey guys, I just saw this movie "Loose Change," and it proves the government faked 9/11. You should check it out.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 10, 2011 02:37 AM (tsC/

Sith Badger don't give a shit.

345 I've firmly rooted for Darth Vader.


Ya he's got that really cool black outfit and the gruffly voice that give him the edge..

346 And the crew the Rebellion killed were mostly independent contractors just trying to make ends meet, btw.

Like this?

347 386

Hey guys, I just saw this movie "Loose Change," and it proves the government faked 9/11. You should check it out.

I mean, hi. Late, but hi.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 10, 2011 02:37 AM

Charlie, you need another Tiger Blood transfusion and a new sock

348 I'll have the ones in the pic....those looked scrumptious... I figured you were more a let Rum wear them out then step in and head whack type...heehee

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:42 AM (geXIr)

Knock yourself out.

Yeah, there are benefits to being a Dark Lord, though, you know, not being on the front line and all.

Mind you, I have been known to get a *zap* in now and then to make sure things turn out the right way.

349 Well, early on the dude was a weasel, but he shaped up eventually.

I don't consider the prequels as real. They don't exist to me. I can't even remember anything that happened in any of them except that the dialogue made me cringe.

Ya he's got that really cool black outfit and the gruffly voice that give him the edge..

James Earl Jones has a very nice voice...

350 387 YOU wanna know what he said beanertv?


Yep that's what get's me thru da shit, just remember where you've been and everythings suddenly better.. didn't remember the whole young mom perspective..sucks. and whine to us anytime

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:39 AM (geXIr)

I have been in the shit too man. Different kind but enough My guy respects me in my own right as a hardass that can take it when things get rough.  Thats why i know better than to make a bad thing worse and to always make sure to bellyache where it wont get back to him. That way im got it all out, but  i havent run him down to his friends, or to friends of mine hes gotta look in the eye. (which sux)

problem is with most people nowadays is they dont get that it doenst matter if shes horrid. Hes hispanic and its his FAMILY. And hes a marine and there are some things you just dont DO like leave momma to dumb brother and his skanky GF to take care of... Fortunately my dad the AF col gets it. theres no hard feelings over here. (my sis is worthless too) Every family seems to have a designated sibling to take care of the folks. My mom and dad both took care of their folks. I'm the one to take care of mine. Hes it. Like it or not, just seems to be the way it is with most people.

have a friend who like to say "every family has one, and if you cant think of who's it in your family... its you!"

351 Know what I hate about the prequels?  The originals are now renumbered.

Never know to which film people are referring nowadays.  :angry:

352 Being a Sith has the advantage of allowing you to seduce Natalie Portman even though you have no qualities that should make her attracted to you and openly admit you support fascism. Also: you killed women and children and went on a megalomaniacal rant.

353 Without commentary, I offer Lil Palpatine.

354 Like this?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:44 AM (YxBuk)

Well, I wasn't there, but boy have I had days like this:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3yfmesb

355 Never know to which film people are referring nowadays.

I pretty much refer to episodes as the "original" and the "shitty new ones."

356 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2011 02:50 AM (bxiXv)

I think that's my favorite Robot Chicken skit ever. Their SW skits were hilarious, but that one takes the cake. Oh and the awkward dinner party with Darth Vader and the Rebels was awesome too.

357 402 Never know to which film people are referring nowadays.

I pretty much refer to episodes as the "original" and the "shitty new ones."

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 02:51 AM (YxBuk)

thank you.

there was a guy i wanted to date seriously but couldnt because he loved all of them and took them deadly serious. Im sorry.

only the first three are deadly serious.

the rest are monuments to the fact that lots of people who know better are afraid to tell George Lucas "No"

358 This dinner party.

359 399 Being a Sith has the advantage of allowing you to seduce Natalie Portman even though you have no qualities that should make her attracted to you and openly admit you support fascism. Also: you killed women and children and went on a megalomaniacal rant.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 10, 2011 02:48 AM (tsC/

Okay, first of all, I can totally buy that, I mean, look at all the kids in Che t-shirts.

But that didn't happen. The writers totally made that shit up.

If we seriously had that kind of pull, do you think the Dark Lord of the Sith would be home, alone, commenting on a blog?

360

There is something that makes the shitty new ones worthwhile:

http://tinyurl.com/853nva

Rifftrax.

361 , but  i havent run him down to his friends, or to friends of mine hes gotta look in the eye. (which sux)


thank goodness...you won't get much "outpouring of emotion" as you seem to know already.. tend to hold the shit in and simmer..
he's not only strong family but the Marine take care of it dude so like you say you got's to live with it or without it..

362 398 Know what I hate about the prequels? The originals are now renumbered.

Never know to which film people are referring nowadays. :angry:

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at March 10, 2011 02:48 AM (afWhQ)

Actually the first one was always #4, it said so in the opening.

When I was a kid they came out with all 10 as books. I used to have them.

363 407

There is something that makes the shitty new ones worthwhile:

http://tinyurl.com/853nva

Rifftrax.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 10, 2011 02:57 AM (tsC/

MST3K for a new century!!!!!

yes you are right this is redemption of a sort. but it totally negates the whole taking it deadly serious part.

364 I guess that happens when a smart young boy loses his family and everyone calls him "Annie."


Just think what I could have done with mitoclorians... 

365 I pretty much refer to episodes as the "original" and the "shitty new ones."

Yep.

366 Also if you can find the Phantom Edit, it was about 4x better than the Phantom Menace.

I wouldn't admit to having a copy, of course.

367 home, alone, commenting on a blog?


Ahem...not just any blog.......

368 Just think what I could have done with mitoclorians...

Posted by: A boy named Sue at March 10, 2011 02:59 AM (WbnbO)

Also, made up by the writers! If that was true, "the force" could have been eliminated with Penicillin. The entire Jedi order could have been defeated with dart guns.

369 You know, I mentioned before my last apprentice on an ONT back in January, the cold fish nihilist geek pantsuit girl who wailed about oppression.

Man, did I luck out *this* time.

The last one, she took off, I honestly don't know where she went, Probably Wisconsin, good riddance.

Never finished her light saber. Patriarchal blah blah. Whatever.

370 This apprentice is getting herself to bed since she has to work in the morning. I wonder if I'll wake up to Madison in ashes. Ah, well.

Night, all!

371 417 This apprentice is getting herself to bed since she has to work in the morning. I wonder if I'll wake up to Madison in ashes. Ah, well.

Night, all!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 10, 2011 03:07 AM (YxBuk)

Sleep well, Darth Rum!

I'll send you a text when your lightsaber arrives. Unless you want to DIY, in which case the one on order can be a backup.

372 408 , but  i havent run him down to his friends, or to friends of mine hes gotta look in the eye. (which sux)


thank goodness...you won't get much "outpouring of emotion" as you seem to know already.. tend to hold the shit in and simmer..
he's not only strong family but the Marine take care of it dude so like you say you got's to live with it or without it..

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 02:58 AM (jrneP)

i was raised by a Marine. I married an artist who became a Hollywood advertising executive. So Ive lived without it. It pretty much sucked. i never respected him completely, always wondered what was WRONG with him.

i think i like this life better. lol.

outpouring of emotion is overrated and it scares the horses. Getting shit done, being there and having honour is what counts. hell even when he was deployed he was better at being there than the hollywood people are when they are actually in the same room!

but hes an NCO and the Old man was too. so i actually have had a few laughs with the friend who set us up that you really can fall in love with someone who's like your parent. I already knew alot about what hes about and how he thinks, and it was hilarious to study with him when he was going thru training. He was stunned that i already knew alot of the answers. Heh.

373 i was raised by a Marine. I married an artist

You've run the gauntlet girl...and probably know more about Marines then Marines do. Sounds like your heads screwed on pretty good too. I like reading your horsie threads, you got some spunk. My youngest daughter *21* loves horsies and we've had them bunking at the barn quite a few years. She's going to Vet assistance collage..

Give a big Semper Fi shout out to all your jarheads from a member of the "walking dead" era Vietnam...bros one and all

374 Sleep well, Darth Rum!


See you went and wore your apprentice out lettin her do the bulk of the fightin... also some techie killing thingies might take a lot of the work out of all that sword whacking...

375 Give a big Semper Fi shout out to all your jarheads from a member of the "walking dead" era Vietnam...bros one and all

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 03:21 AM (mmIKv)

Indeed i will. you know, he thinks you had it way rougher than he ever did, and really respects your fight and where it took you.

our best friend just went out to 'Stan, we dont know really where he is. Thats the rough part of this. Hes a sharpshooter so we imagine hes somewhere fun, and kinda cold out on a rock. I miss him like hell tho. He's chechen and tells the Best stories. But hes a crazy fucker and even my russian friends agree theres no crazier fucker than a chechen. Hes a badass.

Tell your girl its rough work but great. I do layup work for the Ohshit Vet in my neighborhood for extra ducats. I do some extra extreme rescue on the side. (i am a crazy fucker myself.) But let her know if she gets to win 50/50 shes doin good and not to let the losses get her down (they are very hard on me.)

remember when you throw down with death for a living sometimes you are gonna lose.

Marine says what makes my job freaky scary is that he only  kills strangers who are bad men. I kill my friends. I told him no. I make them a deal. I will make you better. And if i cant make you better, i will make it stop.

Someday you may have to remind your girl of that if it gets to her. Shes doing right, but its tough to see the suffering and the loss. Because its all kindness in the end. But when you lose it still really sux cuz some of the little critters are really fuckin special.

And yeah i have run the gauntlet man. there are no words really. But i guess i wouldnt trade my life for any other at this point. BUt if i could have a do over, probably marrying that artist was not the smartist thing i ever did. And sticking with it for nearly fifteen years... well that was just showing off how much shit i could take. I coulda done six years and everyone woulda been just as impressed.

376 he thinks you had it way rougher than he ever did,

We were just working out the kinks so they wouldn't have too..heehee
Really same shit different location. We did get a lot of screwing from our own peeps, Sec of Def all the way down.

I do some extra extreme rescue on the side. (i am a crazy fucker myself.

That actually sounds like fun..and I gathered your "craziness"..
The kido don't mind the work for the animals, she loves the beasts. She's surprised shes able to cut cats and such open for school and thought that would be the make or break so hopefully she's golden. She has dealt with the death aspect a few times. Will pass on your sugesstions

probably marrying that artist was not the smartist thing i ever did.

same here mine was no artist but pretty liberal...I actually feel much better now (28yrs.)

377
That actually sounds like fun..and I gathered your "craziness"..
The kido don't mind the work for the animals, she loves the beasts. She's surprised shes able to cut cats and such open for school and thought that would be the make or break so hopefully she's golden. She has dealt with the death aspect a few times. Will pass on your sugesstions

probably marrying that artist was not the smartist thing i ever did.

same here mine was no artist but pretty liberal...I actually feel much better now (28yrs.)

Posted by: beanervt at March 10, 2011 03:54 AM (4oOBZ)

rescue is GREAT if expensive. Best thing in the world.

Its losing the special ones that marks you inside and is hard to take. Or the bad deaths. I hate those. I would rather do it early and easy than watch them struggle hard, suffer and lose. I get in on a super little critter that wants to fight an impossible fight (cringe) and it's that heart and the super little personalities that just hurt so bad when you fail them and they suffer.

I may be crazy but my win ratio is I lose only one out of seven. So that makes me an official poor sport when i lose one cuz im NOT used to losing.

cuttin on a dead one is gross and sad. I'd rather cut on a (grown up) dead human that donated their body to science. (Its a consent thing, i know i really am crazy)

But for your girl, its its gonna be taking the life out of a sweet little fighter that hurts. Thats why i am tellin you the words that saved me, tonight. "Its not more life. Its just more suffering." to tell her some night cuz she will come someday and cry to you cuz youre her daddy. Wish the old man was alive or i would go to him. (My dads no good for that, thats why he gave me up to the old man.)

i wish her luck. I swear this is the best job ever. Making little baby horses happen is the best thing in the world. I just wish they would come in the middle of the day more often. She may have to become your Dr later on if things get weird enough.
knowing some of this shit is cool beans when your family gets sick.

378 rescue is GREAT if expensive. Best thing in the world.

Thanks Gushka, I copied what you said to pass on, she's coming home next week for a vist and will love reading your replies..

379 How man 'lost his penile spines'
By Neil Bowdler Science reporter, BBC News

Scientists believe men once had small spines on their genitalia such as those found in chimpanzees, cats and mice.

Analysis of the genomes of humans, chimpanzees and macaques indicates that a DNA sequence thought to play a role in the production of these spines have been deleted in humans, but has been preserved in other primates.

The researchers at Stanford, Georgia and Pennsylvania State universities in the US wanted to trace evolutionary changes in human DNA.

They compared the human genome with those of the chimpanzee and macaque, and came up with 510 stretches of DNA that have been conserved in our primate relatives but deleted in humans.

The researchers then focused on two deletions, linking one to penile spines and another to the growth of specific areas of the brain.

Penile spines are barb-like structures found in many mammals. Their role remains under debate, and they may play different roles in different species.

They may increase stimulation for the male during mating. They might also play a part in inducing female ovulation in a small number of species, but there is evidence that they can cause damage to the female too.

Then there is the suggestion that they might have evolved to remove "mating plugs" - material that some male species deposit in the female genital tract to block other males' attempts to fertilise the same female.

"It's been proposed these structures can help remove the copulatory plugs left by other males; so in some mammals with multi-male mating systems, there's quite a little arms race going on for fertilisation," said Professor Kingsley.

The researchers believe the loss of these spines in humans may be related to changes in human courtship.

The loss of spines, they say, would result in less sensitivity and longer copulation, and may be associated with stronger pair-bonding in humans and greater paternal care for human offspring.



Copulatory plugs?  Well, no oatmeal for breakfast this morning. *ugh*

380 Making little baby horses happen is the best thing in the world.

We have witnessed and of course filmed quite a few of those happening..a farmer rented our land for about 30 of the little toy horsies who were constantly haveing little 'uns. couple times was enough for me but she was always out there to help the momie and keep the others away..

381 Penile spines are barb-like structures found


Somehow that just doesn't sound compatible with getting and maintaining an errection...it may just be me but sharp pointy things naw... interesting however.

382 Good Morning! I just looked at few pics on twitter of the sleeping logs on the floor at the capital in Madison. I bet it stinks like crazy in there. Reminds me of a Red Cross shelter during a hurricane. Nothing worse than "smelling" people you don't even know in the middle of the night.

383 Smelly hippie funk cleans right off with the vigorous application of Lava Soap by a wire brush.  Followed by an alcohol rubdown. 

384 application of Lava Soap by wire brush

Meh, go right for the lye....

385 Lye is for the pre-wash dipping to loosen the accumulated, hardend film of scum.

386 Ya Count dat's true..I forgot lava has that pumice shit in it and will help in the removal of that first 1/32nd"of skin...

387 My Dad used Lava after any grimey work, and since I was his helper, I did too.  As a kid, I wondered if the Orange Glo stuff worked as well and left your skin intact. 

388 I wondered if the Orange Glo stuff worked as well

Ya I was a "wrench" before I smartened up and got into computers. Always used lava myself  at home but we had the orange stuff at work. The OG did work better as it got under the nails and into the cracks and crannies.

389 Isnt that Joy Harmon from Cool hand luke. Wowsa.

390
Ahhhh, that's better.

391 I'm sure someone has pointed this out, but the Sun's bizarre behavior is being caused by global warming.

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