January 03, 2011
— Open Blogger Well what's up Moron Nation?! It's Monday and well Monday's suck, especially with no NFL football game on but wait, at least there is a bowl game on. I would still have rather seen Stanford in the Rose Bowl but whatev. I dig tradition. Maet is up flying in the wild blue yonder which gave me an idea for a music selection for tonight. One of my fave songs of all time and frankly, one of the iconic scenes of 80's TV shows. Just awesome.
Well I'll be damned. Who knew that this was how Irish dancing came about. As Chandler once said on Friends about Micheal Flatley: His legs flail about as if independent from his body! I guess if you really have to go, you can do this too!
Nice. Another real life product catching up to the movies. New RAF Helmet Allows Pilots To Shoot Down Enemy Jets By Looking At Them.
Well moronettes, I bring you sad news. I know some of you 'ette's are all hot and bothered over Ryan Reynolds. Well, it seems Sandra Bullock is the cockholster that just blocked y'all. Seems she and Ryan were New Year's Eve mates. When you ladies go after Sandra, can you guys livestream it back here to the HQ? Thanks.
WTF? That was my response when I first saw this image and read "Sponge Bob Squarepants: Bikini Bottom Groom and Go. Teaching ages 3 and older to shave their bikini bits? Then I realized, Bikini Bottom is the name of the city that SpongeBob lives in. Still, you think they would've done a little QA before releasing this like this.
Ok, which one of you PA morons is missing your blow up doll? It would seem it was the cause of a car crash. Thankfully, there were no fatalities. The blow up doll was incarcerated though.
The only way this video gets better is if someone had done this to Obama. Then again, the SS would've just shot the shit out of the remote control car. No word yet from the Navy if this is offensive to view. h/t Journolist. (By the way, check out his blog: The Clarion Advisory.)
9 Craziest Sex Headlines of 2010. How did I miss this one?
7. A 21-year-old UK man with learning disabilities is using government welfare to get himself laid. After taking a couple sexual health courses, he’s applying his discretionary funds to fly to Amsterdam to do it with a prostitute and lose his virginity, finally. His social worker completely supports his plan, saying, ““Refusing to offer him this service would be a violation of his human rights…. We can’t place restrictions on a young man who wants to experience the world.” That’s right—go get yours! Also, anyone else think this would make a great premise for a coming-of-age movie?
Today's Pop Quiz is What country does this flag belong to?
Name this fine, classic starlet:
That's all I got tonight. Have a fine Navy day, before that's banned and found offensive too.
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As the song goes...it wasn't me, *whistles*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 05:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:00 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Zakn at January 03, 2011 06:02 PM (zyaZ1)
Despite speculation, a source close to Reynolds, 34, echoes the sentiment that there's nothing romantic in real life between the on-screen lovebirds, who starred in The Proposal together.
Thought so,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:03 PM (eCAn3)
Why is it punk kids think it's ok to mess with guys that are golfing? The little fucks are lucky the only thing that got broke was their rc car.
i was thinking that too. Does that make me old?
I'm only 26, and I'd break that car to pieces.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:04 PM (DKV43)
Brett Favre, Jets sued by 2 former massage therapists
Brett Favre is getting sued for sending pervy text messages -- and not by Jenn Sterger.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:06 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 06:06 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:06 PM (+iY8m)
TCU took out a full-page, 4-color ad in today's LA Times, thanking the city of Los Angeles for their Rose Bowl experience. Very, very classy, TCU, very moving, and most likely unprecedented. I teared up a little when it was shown to me about an hour ago. God bless Texas!
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:06 PM (zxpIo)
No CDR M, Reynolds and Bullock are not an item.
See they're just old friends. He was just asking her for advice. See, he's recently divorced but he really wants to hook up with me. But he doesn't want me to be just a rebound so he was trying to figure out if we should start up now or wait a few months.
Got it?
Consider this your cease and desist on any other type of hearsay.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 03, 2011 06:06 PM (kKHHk)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:08 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 10:06 PM (DLxD/)
They'd have come running up to me, and they'd be damned lucky to not see the business end of my 9 iron. What the fuck are they thinking?
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:08 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 06:09 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:09 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:10 PM (+iY8m)
I propose a 21-bunk salute.
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:10 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Stuff Thatcher said Vol. I ed.ii at January 03, 2011 06:10 PM (ISHA6)
See? I said the other day that this wasn't his first time sending wang pics, i'm tellin' ya, he's probably been doing it for years and the NFL finally decided to use it to get him out of the league once and for all. Even the ass kissers could see people were getting tired of him.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 06:11 PM (9RFH1)
What kind of sorry reportage is this? Plus, no pics.
Thus, it didn't happen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 06:13 PM (h0RtZ)
There's a mistake in the headline sidebar. A headline reads, "Monkey plays guitar like Neil Young."
It should be the other way around.
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:13 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2011 06:14 PM (nLQrV)
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:14 PM (M+lbD)
That, and the opening to the Bad to the Bone episode.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:15 PM (S5YRY)
Folks tend to forget just how friggin hot Miami Vice was at the time. It was stylish, had great music, it was edgy and had lots of hot people. However, sadly, it was a bit like a Top 40 hit that you've heard over and over until you can't take it anymore and it becomes a joke...like the Bee Gees. (Which, BTW, are still on my play list.)
I guarantee you that at least one moron here has worn a T-shirt under a jacket a least once.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 03, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2011 06:16 PM (tJjm/)
Gloria Grahame, hottest of the noir starlets. Her nose is like a ski slope.
Posted by: gp at January 03, 2011 06:17 PM (fqe5N)
Mrs928 sewed me a linen suit and made me grow stubble.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:17 PM (S5YRY)
I hope your talking about watching golf (in which case I would agree) and not playing golf. Because, how can any moron hate a sport that affords one the opportunity to drink beer at 8:00 in the morning and have no one look askance?
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:17 PM (zxpIo)
Must find out more dirt to bring up!
We're trying to keep it under wraps - paparazzi and what not.
Discretion is appreciated.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 03, 2011 06:17 PM (kKHHk)
Posted by: moki at January 03, 2011 06:18 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:18 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: Museisluse at January 03, 2011 06:18 PM (DTfXb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2011 06:19 PM (tJjm/)
I know, you were watching Falcon Crest instead. It's OK.
Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2011 10:14 PM (5I8G0)
Ew, ick, gack, no, never, not even once! Thanks for the vote of confidence, though . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:19 PM (zxpIo)
AHA!
I completely forgot to mention the stubble!
Posted by: jmflynny at January 03, 2011 06:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Cicero at January 03, 2011 06:19 PM (Ys0KI)
http://tinyurl.com/2wnhq56
Cumo?? Telling unions to get fucked?
Shit, next thing you'll tell me 4,000 black birds fell from the sky dead.
Posted by: Kemp at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (JpFM9)
Last I heard, the doll was in the drunk tank and was quite the hit with the cell block.
Posted by: CDR M
Oh my gawd say it wasn't Susy the blow up doll.....
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (7Xp/D)
Does anyone else think the singing chick in the Hyundai commercials looks like the love child of Susanna Hofs and Beck?
CDR M, you want to field this one?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:20 PM (am7mL)
You'd think with that salary he could afford a better rug.
Seems most rich guys have bad hair/toupees. Look at Donald Trump.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:21 PM (am7mL)
What blow-up dolls lack in realism, they make up for in their ability to float.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy, Looking Back With Regret at January 03, 2011 06:22 PM (Ys0KI)
Ryan Reynolds is an actor who played roles in timeless classics such as: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and Blade: Trinity.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:23 PM (+iY8m)
Don't worry, in ten years they won't have lets to wear the helmet with.
Posted by: Some British Bureaucrat at January 03, 2011 06:23 PM (bgcml)
Shit, next thing you'll tell me 4,000 black birds fell from the sky dead.
Posted by: Kemp at January 03, 2011 10:20 PM (JpFM9)
it's a smoke screen. I mean come on, he's a fucking Cuomo.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:24 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Cicero at January 03, 2011 06:24 PM (Ys0KI)
That, and the opening to the Bad to the Bone episode.
Posted by: toby928� at January 03, 2011 10:15 PM (S5YRY)
Major uncool pal...the actual best scene was the opening of 'Calderone's Demise pt. 2'. Thanks for playing.
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 06:25 PM (F1aIq)
Could some of you right wingers help me raise bail money for my girlfriend? Just coincidence btw
Posted by: palin steele at January 03, 2011 06:25 PM (vdfwz)
I'd go green for him. Except I bet it would burn as bad as the pink heart did.
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at January 03, 2011 06:25 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 06:27 PM (3TjSM)
I am almost as old as the Constipution, and I have rights!
Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 03, 2011 06:28 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:28 PM (zxpIo)
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It was in the latter film that he uttered the immortal line, "You cock-juggling thundercunt!"
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:28 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 10:00 PM (eCAn3)
Not again!
Posted by: Some Dinosaur living in Loch ness at January 03, 2011 06:29 PM (bgcml)
How do you think if feels to find out you're the love child of Madge the Manicurist and Mr Whipple the grocer
Posted by: Flo at January 03, 2011 06:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: revised textbook of american herstory at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (2rOwc)
Not again!
Posted by: Some Dinosaur living in Loch ness at January 03, 2011 10:29 PM (bgcml)
Hurry up and die bitches, we need the oil.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (1F/m8)
Depends on who he sends the pictures to.
Posted by: Bomber at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (d88g9)
Good thing Favre is not in the Navy. He'd be fuckin' keelhauled.
that sounds like something that became acceptable in the navy after DADT was repealled
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:30 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Flo at January 03, 2011 10:29 PM (vdfwz)
i'd think your hands constantly soaking in your ass might be a giveaway.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (eCAn3)
I believe the pussy in queestion stated and I quote "UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER"
I thought the left was more sensitive and shit *sniff*
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (S5YRY)
Want to lose your virginity? There's a government app for that in the UK!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (c0A3e)
Major uncool pal...the actual best scene was the opening of 'Calderone's Demise pt. 2'. Thanks for playing.
Yeah--with the Voices song!
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (DLxD/)
http://tinyurl.com/3xsucqc
Then they called the Whitehouse and asked if the President could speak with them - but apparently Obama was too busy vacationing to deal with the trivial stuff....
“Any soldier that gets killed in action, you’d think the president would be calling someone in the family. There’s no politics in it. His predecessor did it,” Collins said.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2011 06:31 PM (bgcml)
I'm looking for Don. I got the info on huggy bear.
Posted by: Angel from Rockford Files at January 03, 2011 06:32 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:32 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2011 10:03 PM (5I8G0)
Bah, once you've snorted coke off the butt of a hooker a dozen times it doesn't feel all that decadent anymore.
Posted by: Some Enlightened Hollywood Moghul at January 03, 2011 06:32 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 10:28 PM
John Kobelt
Ken Champeau
Bill Handel
They won't like that much though
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 06:33 PM (vdfwz)
I'm oddly unshocked.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:33 PM (S5YRY)
But the Precedent is preoccupied with golfing and going on vacation. Not enough time for Presidentin' and shit.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:33 PM (c0A3e)
You'd think with that salary he could afford a better rug.
Seems most rich guys have bad hair/toupees. Look at Donald Trump.
Donald Trump doesn't have a hairpiece.
That's his real hair. It's a technique that involved growing the hair you have REALLY long. I'm talking women's hair long. Then fashioning it in a manner that allows you to cover up your bald spot.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:34 PM (DKV43)
Included in the earmarks were a $200,000 tattoo removal program in Mission Hills, Calif., and more than a million dollars to combat Mormon Crickets in Utah. (3/2009)
I once owned a combat Mormon Cricket, and they are some bad assed mofos.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 06:34 PM (h0RtZ)
So, help me out here, morons. KFI does this annual "Ghoul pool" where you guess 3 people who will die in the new year. I'd like to play, but I don't know who to pick. Any suggestions?
If Lindsay Lohan makes it through the year it'll be a miracle. Chick is whacked. So to speak.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:34 PM (am7mL)
The other slight came when Patrick Collins called the White House and asked to have President Obama call his ex-wife, Linda, to talk about their son.
He was told that Obama did not regularly make phone calls to the families of fallen soldiers.
Later, Patrick Collins read a story about ObamaÂ’s phone call to Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffery Lurie. Obama reportedly praised Lurie for giving quarterback Michael Vick a second chance to play football after serving time in prison for running a dog fighting ring.
“That burns,” Patrick Collins said Thursday.
Piece of shit. Thanks again FiftyTwo Percenters, you fucking fucks.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 03, 2011 06:34 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 03, 2011 06:36 PM (fPFsz)
I believe the pussy in queestion stated and I quote "UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER"
I thought the left was more sensitive and shit *sniff*
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 10:31 PM (3TjSM)
May we suggest the following replacement quote: Uno feo nalga de muy, muy, muy no, no palabra.
Posted by: Book of Spanish Euphemisms at January 03, 2011 06:36 PM (LwLqV)
Seems most rich guys have bad hair/toupees. Look at Donald Trump.
Donald Trump doesn't have a hairpiece.
I said bad hair OR toupees.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:37 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 03, 2011 06:37 PM (HjxoE)
Seems most rich guys have bad hair/toupees. Look at Donald Trump.
Donald Trump doesn't have a hairpiece.
I said bad hair OR toupees.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 10:37 PM (am7mL)
< That's right baby, keep splitting hairs.
Posted by: Kojak at January 03, 2011 06:37 PM (LwLqV)
More of that "laser-like" focus, no doubt.
Does this idiot really think that anyone takes him and his bullshit seriously anymore?
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 03, 2011 06:38 PM (nD3Pg)
If Lindsay Lohan makes it through the year it'll be a miracle. Chick is whacked. So to speak.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 10:34 PM (am7mL)
Katya, I would say easily 90% of the callers I heard started out with her. Then they went in all different directions -- Daddy Bush was a popular pick, I heard Ted Turner, Liz Taylor, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter. But they almost all started out with LiLo. Sad . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:38 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:39 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2011 06:39 PM (2rOwc)
Yes, Senator Obama called but was a no show.
Posted by: 800-Laser Eye Centers at January 03, 2011 06:39 PM (LwLqV)
A Boy and his Dog was his best work. 1975
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I was disappointed that they went with the "good taste" pun at the end, instead of the novella's last lines (which were something along the lines of, "She kept asking me if I knew what love is. Sure I do. A boy loves his dog.")
It's the perfect Moron movie, isn't it? I believe it's available on Netflix streaming.
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (M+lbD)
In his defense, if I were to end up KIA and he called my family, I'd come back and haunt his ass. He's not doing it for the right reasons, but he's doing the best thing he can for the families.
Posted by: Bomber at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (d88g9)
When the remake of the Parent Trap came out, my friend looked at LiLo on the screen and remarked; "What a sweet and talented girl; she's got a bright future ahead of her!". This was 12, 13 years ago...my how things can change!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (c0A3e)
Alright, the classics!
Best part of the first one? Jonathan Winters saying, "All right, that's the way you want it, that's the way you're gonna get it!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (SHKl9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Fox Talent at January 03, 2011 06:42 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 10:14 PM (M+lbD)
Something ...odd... in an interesting way about the way she looks while singing...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2011 06:44 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Gran at January 03, 2011 06:44 PM (kmmbv)
Is it just me or is that John Roberts pic in the sidebar creepy?
He's staring back at you too, right?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 03, 2011 06:44 PM (kKHHk)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2011 06:44 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:44 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2011 06:46 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 10:32 PM (M+lbD)
Sorry - I hate those ads with a passion. I want to deck the halls with the entrails of the ad team responsible. And to these eyes, she looks like she's part of a creepy performance meant to keep her alive for just one more day of sick, twisted pleasure of her captor before the inevitable...
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 06:46 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:46 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: toby928™ from the future at January 03, 2011 06:46 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 06:47 PM (lhk1t)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 06:47 PM (qygnQ)
Posted by: Saddam "Giraffe neck" Hussein at January 03, 2011 06:47 PM (KV50p)
I said bad hair OR toupees.
touche'
I have never understood Donald's hair. Guy with all that money and stuff. Guess he's always too busy making bucks to get a haircut or something.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:47 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 06:48 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:48 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: XBradTC at January 03, 2011 06:48 PM (X0Ona)
I have never understood Donald's hair. Guy with all that money and stuff. Guess he's always too busy making bucks to get a haircut or something.
some men, ahem, go bald from the rear first. So they grow out the hair they have in the front, long enough so that they can comb it over the bald spot in the back.
I guess he doesn't want to go with the bald look.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:49 PM (DKV43)
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who'd hit her, to quote another from AOS, like the Fat Man hitting Nagasaki. And yeah, she sort of does have the Zooey Deschanel vibe going on.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 03, 2011 06:49 PM (SHKl9)
Thank you, Barry.
Posted by: FUBAR at January 03, 2011 06:49 PM (McG46)
Carter is never gonna die. He will just go on and on and on.
That's our punishment for not realizing how wonderful a president he was and reelecting him.
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 06:49 PM (3TjSM)
I'm convinced he made a deal with Satan to unnaturally extend his life. He may be around...forever.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:49 PM (c0A3e)
I've been going with Abe Vigoda on the death pool for 35 years, why quit now?
dude, he looked really old in the Godfather, which came out in 1972. He won't die until someone cuts off his head during the quickening.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:50 PM (DKV43)
Lautenberg is totally on the death list this year.
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 10:44 PM (Gr1V1)
OMG, I totally heard you, live, dude! J&K actually gave you some feedback. It was between 5:30 and 6:00, right? Kudos!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:50 PM (zxpIo)
CAC
Carter is never gonna die. He will just go on and on and on.
That's our punishment for not realizing how wonderful a president he was and reelecting him.
Isn't that how god punished Judas? with eternal life?
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:51 PM (DKV43)
I've got this regulation hammer and I've gonna pound the thing until it works.
Yeah you like that! Why'd you abandon me! BAM BAM BAM BAM
Uh, unemployment is up? What the hell?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 03, 2011 06:51 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:52 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2011 06:52 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 06:52 PM (qygnQ)
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 10:46 PM (F1aIq)
Yeah, just stay on the line and keep telling us about it...
Posted by: Some Police Phone Tapper at January 03, 2011 06:53 PM (bgcml)
No. Judas hung himself shortly after he threw away his blood money. Supposedly his body burst apart after it hit the ground when the rope snapped.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 06:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:53 PM (Gr1V1)
some men, ahem, go bald from the rear first. So they grow out the hair they have in the front, long enough so that they can comb it over the bald spot in the back.
I guess he doesn't want to go with the bald look.
With that money he can get hair plugs or something!!! Bad hair is bad hair, I mean, come on!
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 06:53 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 06:53 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 10:48 PM (Gr1V1)
Hey, at least it wasn't Government Motors or Zombie Chrysler.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2011 06:54 PM (bgcml)
As for the death pool, does it have to be a celebrity?
If not, I'm going with muliple Greek Policemen.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:55 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 10:47 PM (lhk1t)
Yep, good ep - unfortunately, the the storyline that it set up was completely ignored.
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 06:56 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2011 06:56 PM (4HkCp)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 10:53 PM (Gr1V1)
I thought Tiger Woods (by his own hand) was an inspired choice! I can't remember your last one . . . sorry, but I was jonesing for a beer and a cig and trying not to ram the slow-moving asswipe in front of me. Typical after-work situation.
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:56 PM (zxpIo)
Probably.
26-12 Stanford, with 5 minutes to go in the 3rd.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 06:57 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 06:58 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 06:58 PM (Gr1V1)
Yes and who the fuck is "Dustin Diamond?" shakes head
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 06:59 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 07:00 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 07:00 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 07:01 PM (9RFH1)
Loved the Brothers in Arms link. The dialouge?
"Msfressnistarbuchie cam sedeefrad"
Must have been during the writer's strike in the early 90's
Posted by: KZnextzone at January 03, 2011 07:02 PM (KV50p)
As for the death pool, does it have to be a celebrity?
Yes and who the fuck is "Dustin Diamond?" shakes head
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:02 PM (DKV43)
I just watched that the other night, good flick.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 07:02 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2011 07:03 PM (Gr1V1)
There's a metaphor lurking in there somewhere.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 07:03 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2011 07:03 PM (4HkCp)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 07:04 PM (+iY8m)
I just watched that the other night, good flick.
I thought I was the only one who say that move.
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 07:05 PM (3TjSM)
How about instead of the expected deaths like Tsa Tsa Gabor who is having a leg hacked off as we speak, what about some suprise deaths?
I think David Bowie is my sleeper pick.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:05 PM (DKV43)
I like women young and hot; don't know why, but I do
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:05 PM (UqKQV)
Tie Rod fkn Taylor's Mom sucks.
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Yeah, but his cousins Rack and Pinion are pretty cool.
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 07:05 PM (M+lbD)
I'm guessing Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and several hundred other Iranian military/intelligence leaders, plus a few thousand ordinary soldiers.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 03, 2011 07:06 PM (tzVmB)
Like liberals whose Obama Hope balloons all popped.
Speaking of, remember during the election and the months after, when you saw Obama stickers on every other car in parking lots and on the highway? Notice how rarely you see them now?
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:07 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:07 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 07:07 PM (S5YRY)
I've heard rumors that he was involved in some type of taped decadence. *shrugs*. Didn't seem to help his profile any, from my POV.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 07:07 PM (c0A3e)
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 11:02 PM (DKV43)
And I still have no idea. You think I'm kidding when I say I had better things to do that watch tv? Granted, most of them illegal and/or immoral, but way better than watching that shit.
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 07:09 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 07:09 PM (+iY8m)
I didn't know about it until Netflix recommended it to me, but yeah, i liked it, wish the ending had been reversed though.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 07:09 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Billy Green Bush at January 03, 2011 07:10 PM (UqKQV)
I've heard rumors that he was involved in some type of taped decadence. *shrugs*. Didn't seem to help his profile any, from my POV.
Yeah, Screech apparently didn't save his money from Saved by the Bell and he made a porn movie to try to raise some dough to pay off his mortgage.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 07:11 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: "Dictator" Death Pool at January 03, 2011 07:12 PM (ZV1rk)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:12 PM (qygnQ)
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 11:02 PM (DKV43)
And I still have no idea. You think I'm kidding when I say I had better things to do that watch tv? Granted, most of them illegal and/or immoral, but way better than watching that shit.
some of us were teenagers in the 1990s.
I'm trying to think of a star that might have been popular when you were a teenager....hmm... Buster Keaton maybe?
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:12 PM (DKV43)
I've heard rumors that he was involved in some type of taped decadence. *shrugs*. Didn't seem to help his profile any, from my POV.
I'm annoyed by "celebrities" who can't stand that their time of fame has come and gone. Geez, enjoy what you had and move along gracefully. Instead of punishing yourself and everyone around you while you refuse to accept that your time is over.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:13 PM (am7mL)
one of me favorite movies (that no one else has ever heard of)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2011 07:14 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: The metaphor police at January 03, 2011 07:14 PM (h0RtZ)
I'm calling shenanigans on the RC Car/Golf video. Also, if it had been real, those kids were assholes.
Ryan Reynolds: good on the eyes and kind of funny, but did he not either marry or plan to marry Alanis Morissette? Or was it Scarlett Johanssen?
Either way, he's an idiot.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 07:14 PM (afWhQ)
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Well, sure. That sort of thing worked for Alyssa Milano, so of course it would work for... a guy. Who played someone... unattractive.
Posted by: schizuki at January 03, 2011 07:14 PM (M+lbD)
They didn't think American audiences would know who she was. The DVD comes with one version on one side and the other on the other.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:15 PM (UqKQV)
I'm trying to think of a star that might have been popular when you were a teenager....hmm... Buster Keaton maybe?
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 11:12 PM (DKV43)
Gosh, Ben, now you're making me feel bad. How about the Beatles, the Stones, Bob Dylan, those stupid Doors, James Taylor, Gram muthafuckin' Parsons (my personal favorite). Shall I go on, or do you understand that I grew up in possibly the most golden period of the entire modern era? No, I do not envy you because you know who "Screech from Saved by the Bell" is and I don't. But thanks for playing.
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 07:15 PM (zxpIo)
I'm trying to think of a star that might have been popular when you were a teenager....hmm... Buster Keaton maybe?
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 11:12 PM (DKV43)
Dude, when you throw a grenade, you gotta yell fire in the hole man!
touche. I'll meet with peaches and John Kerry in Paris to discuss peace terms.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:16 PM (DKV43)
I'm trying to think of a star that might have been popular when you were a teenager....hmm... Buster Keaton maybe?
Posted by: BenThat was so wrong....
BTW, Buster Keaton was funny. Screech not so much.
Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2011 07:17 PM (3TjSM)
Yeah, Screech apparently didn't save his money from Saved by the Bell and he made a porn movie to try to raise some dough to pay off his mortgage.
Well, that's different than doing it trying to remain famous and relevant. Still sad though. I hate to see ruined and wasted lives.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:18 PM (am7mL)
I liked all those old Cold War movies.
Invasion USA was a classic. Cubs? They are baby bears!
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 07:19 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:19 PM (qygnQ)
It was inevitable.
And closer we slouch towards the world depicted in Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451.
/Another person to add to the Dead Pool.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 07:20 PM (c0A3e)
Nah, Ben. I will always be grateful to you as the first person who put Paul Ryan on my personal radar. And you did sit through that Winter Classic the other day, that was you, right?
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2011 07:22 PM (zxpIo)
Don't recall any nightstick flics
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:22 PM (UqKQV)
Nataly Dawn is half of Pomplamoose.
She's a cutie.
Check'em out on YouTube.
(you can skip the second half, where they are flogging off a t-shirt)
As one of the commenters says of their vids: she swivels her eyes, he swivels everything else.
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 07:23 PM (lhk1t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 07:24 PM (h0RtZ)
Shania Twain just got married and broke my heart
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 07:24 PM (vdfwz)
The only way this video gets better is if someone had done this to Obama.
It would be better if it were real.
Posted by: CJ at January 03, 2011 07:25 PM (tNWxq)
Posted by: GSain at January 03, 2011 07:25 PM (IB+rP)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2011 07:25 PM (4HkCp)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:26 PM (qygnQ)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:26 PM (UqKQV)
"...the cop is walking down a sidewalk, and he can do all these swingy, twisty, clicky rhythm things with his nightstick."
That would be "The Blue Knight". It starred William Holden in the movie and George Kennedy in the TV series.
Posted by: Don Carne at January 03, 2011 07:27 PM (wSNS7)
Might you be thinking of Barry Sadler's Casca series?
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 03, 2011 07:27 PM (xJVlJ)
“A female sailor who was assigned to the Enterprise at the time said she and a number of other women on board were offended by the videos. She said some crew members complained about them, and in fact, Honors acknowledged it on camera. In one movie, he says, ‘Over the years I’ve gotten several complaints about inappropriate materials in these videos, never to me personally but, gutlessly, through other channels.’…
Well that was a good idea.
Posted by: robtr at January 03, 2011 07:28 PM (hVDig)
"Nataly Dawn is half of Pomplamoose.
She's a cutie.
Check'em out on YouTube."
Ok, now that I've heard her voice, I can see the only way this is going to work is if I put a bag over her vocal cords. Yowch.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 03, 2011 07:29 PM (SHKl9)
'Well done' to the golfers who beat the shit out of that RC car.
I think the retro movie start is Susan Hayward, very hot back in the day.
Posted by: Jones at January 03, 2011 07:29 PM (b+yWd)
Nataly Dawn is half of Pomplamoose.
She's a cutie.
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 11:23 PM (lhk1t)She looks like Mary Katherine Ham with her facial expressions.
I don't like the commercials (creepy!), but that vid was ok. It's quirky, weird, and a little fun to hear.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 07:32 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2011 07:32 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: World Wide Nut Job at January 03, 2011 07:32 PM (j84s0)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 03, 2011 07:33 PM (9anRJ)
Posted by: Journolist at January 03, 2011 07:33 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: GSain at January 03, 2011 11:25 PM (IB+rP)
He was involved with both Johanssen and Alanis (thanks, google). Man has poor taste.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 07:34 PM (afWhQ)
Here's your chance, eman. Good luck,
. /As for me, I dunno what people see in her.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 07:35 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2011 11:33 PM (GZitp)
99% of the MFM
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:35 PM (UqKQV)
Anne Francis also played TV detective Honey West
OK, now that you know how old I am, GET OFF MY LAWN
Posted by: Jones at January 03, 2011 07:36 PM (b+yWd)
That would be "The Blue Knight". It starred William Holden in the movie and George Kennedy in the TV series.
Posted by: Don Carne at January 03, 2011 11:27 PM
Thanks for the confirmation. I haven't seen that since right around the time it was first aired. Was the walking and nightstick twirling in the opening shots?
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:36 PM (qygnQ)
/As for me, I dunno what people see in her.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 11:35 PM (c0A3e)
A 'portal' for your 'blade' to enter, IYKWIMAITYD.
And she's cute, and other stuff, and smiles a lot. So either she's retarded or has a nice personality
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 03, 2011 07:37 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 07:38 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:39 PM (am7mL)
Hey, Gran, I didn't see that. Thanks, yeah; it was the Blue Knight, looks like.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:39 PM (qygnQ)
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johanssen are both gay.
Mila Kunis is gay.
Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at January 03, 2011 07:41 PM (S/p3p)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 03, 2011 07:41 PM (9anRJ)
Pretty much, after I called her a Fountain of Decadence.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 03, 2011 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:41 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2011 07:42 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 11:32 PM (+iY8m)
Well, didn't she try to kill her girlfriend or something?
Posted by: Some Black Swan at January 03, 2011 07:42 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 07:43 PM (qygnQ)
George Kennedy was the best. I saw him years ago tooling around in a convertible Rolls in Marina Del Rey, CA. Cool dude.
Posted by: Journolist at January 03, 2011 07:43 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 03, 2011 11:33 PM (9anRJ)
Short hair is hot hot hot!
Posted by: Some Fabulous Fashion Designer at January 03, 2011 07:43 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2011 07:44 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 07:44 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 11:38 PM (+iY8m)
BAD OWNER
Posted by: Rover at January 03, 2011 07:45 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 07:46 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at January 03, 2011 11:41 PM (S/p3p)
You don't say?
Posted by: Natalie Portman at January 03, 2011 07:46 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2011 07:46 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 03, 2011 07:46 PM (9anRJ)
Posted by: Socratease at January 03, 2011 07:47 PM (PcO75)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2011 07:47 PM (9Lm5R)
Ok, now that I've heard her voice, I can see the only way this is going to work is if I put a bag over her vocal cords. Yowch.
yeah she's not exactly talented.
I think the best way to judge musical talent is through the radio. It is the great equalizer. You're hotness can't help you if people can't see you. (this is a part of the Glory Hole Corollary)
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:49 PM (DKV43)
Holy Crap! Condi is on the sidelines shaking Elway's hand.
Condi's a big football fan. She's done multiple interviews where she expressed a desire to be NFL Commissioner.
she's a browns fan isn't she?
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 07:50 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 07:50 PM (AZGON)
That's his real hair. It's a technique that involved growing the hair you have REALLY long. I'm talking women's hair long. Then fashioning it in a manner that allows you to cover up your bald spot.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 10:34 PM (DKV43)
Reminds me of an old Ally McBeal episode.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 07:51 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: The Ugly Stick at January 03, 2011 07:51 PM (9Lm5R)
The boys who filmed "Burrita"; didn't they realize that one of the old guys would wham their RC car with a golf club the first chance they got? Did a game of chase, to get the old guys to run for a while and exercise their butts, never occur to them?
What is the youth of today coming to?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2011 07:52 PM (ndQJ/)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 07:53 PM (AZGON)
Will I have to give an Ebert report? If so, here's a preview:
280 pounds of smelly blubber.
Oh, you meant a movie review.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 07:53 PM (h0RtZ)
Because I would really rather die than look that stupid.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2011 07:53 PM (4HkCp)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 07:54 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Elin Nordegren at January 03, 2011 07:55 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 11:54 PM (8uDC
Bury it in hopes of a pastrami tree?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 07:56 PM (afWhQ)
So I have this huge thing of pastrami that's just on the verge of going bad, but there's no one around to help me eat it. What should I do?
Invite every stray teenage boy in the neighborhood. They'll eat anything and everything.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 07:57 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg, America's Nanny at January 03, 2011 07:57 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Tigger at January 03, 2011 07:57 PM (9anRJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 07:58 PM (h0RtZ)
Hobo bait.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 03, 2011 07:58 PM (S5YRY)
So I have this huge thing of pastrami that's just on the verge of going bad, but there's no one around to help me eat it. What should I do?
Ditch it. Not worth getting sick over.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 07:59 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 07:59 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: tmi3rd at January 03, 2011 07:59 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 08:00 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: that chick on seinfeld at January 03, 2011 08:00 PM (ISHA6)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:00 PM (ihSHD)
The original Phantasm just started on Chiller.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 08:01 PM (qygnQ)
Posted by: Elin Nordegren at January 03, 2011 08:01 PM (h0RtZ)
It's not bad yet, I just had some. I'm just not going to stuff myself with meat to avoid wasting it.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:01 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:01 PM (AZGON)
So I have this huge thing of pastrami that's just on the verge of going bad, but there's no one around to help me eat it. What should I do?
1. Let it go bad. Add a bit of chocolate (not too much) for added effect
2. Problem neighbor's dog (yappy, agressive, uses your lawn/car tire, etc.)
3. Paintball marker (fukk tank, 500 balls), beer, guard duty and fresh pastrami.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2011 08:01 PM (ndQJ/)
I mean a plastic baggie with many many slices of meat in it.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:02 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 08:03 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:03 PM (AZGON)
1. Let it go bad. Add a bit of chocolate (not too much) for added effect
2. Problem neighbor's dog (yappy, agressive, uses your lawn/car tire, etc.)
3. Paintball marker (fukk tank, 500 balls), beer, guard duty and fresh pastrami.
I like this option best.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:04 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:04 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 03, 2011 08:05 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: Tigger at January 03, 2011 08:05 PM (9anRJ)
So I have this huge thing of pastrami that's just on the verge of going bad, but there's no one around to help me eat it. What should I do?
Ditch it. Not worth getting sick over.
It reminds me of ths simpsons episode where homer keeps eating the ten foot hoagie several weeks after it had gone bad.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 08:05 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Joe Biden, internet wizard at January 03, 2011 08:06 PM (h0RtZ)
Oh come on! I don't want to think about my grandma dipping her boobs in pudding!
And the pastrami is from my mother's house. Carmen always buys way too much freaking food (especially of the variety she doesn't want him eating) not even counting holiday leftovers.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:07 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2011 08:07 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:07 PM (AZGON)
Good times.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:08 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:09 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:10 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Katie Couric at January 03, 2011 08:10 PM (+iY8m)
Heartwarming story here in Western PA, Baldwin to be exact. A teenager targets the home of a legless handicapped man for robbery. The robbery opens the window, fires two rifle rounds into the house wounding the wheelchair bound man. The wheelchair bound man pulls out his pistols and kills the intruder. I guess he can check that off his New Year's Resolution list.
Posted by: Ben at January 03, 2011 08:11 PM (DKV43)
Kratos encouraged you to commit an ACT OF DECADENCE? And he even facilitated the unholy deed? For shame!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:11 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: shamelessy fluffy at January 03, 2011 08:12 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:12 PM (AZGON)
But the inserts I have now are okay.Oh I have a running question for you. What is the solution for when you seem to be running at a comfortable pace but your heart rate still exceeds your calculated maximum? Should you slow down?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:12 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 08:13 PM (+iY8m)
He wasn't present. We were talking on gchat. But still!
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:13 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:13 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:13 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Gran at January 03, 2011 10:49 PM (kmmbv)
Here's what happens when Crockett meets Joel and Lana
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 08:14 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:14 PM (FGy1K)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:15 PM (AZGON)
If Sarah Palin promises that she will sign bills by dipping her boobs in pudding and pressing them onto the parchment, we are talking landslide here, folks.
Instead of pens, she can hand out used paper towels.
Posted by: Cicero at January 03, 2011 08:15 PM (Ys0KI)
Nice job. Stand up pal, let everyone get a look at ya... oh, God bless ya what am I saying?
Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden at January 03, 2011 08:16 PM (ZV1rk)
A teenager targets the home of a legless handicapped man for robbery. The robbery opens the window, fires two rifle rounds into the house wounding the wheelchair bound man. The wheelchair bound man pulls out his pistols and kills the intruder. I guess he can check that off his New Year's Resolution list.
That would make an awesome movie. I can see Stalone making something like that.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 03, 2011 08:17 PM (am7mL)
Posted by: Ben at January 04, 2011 12:11 AM (DKV43)
Thanks for posting that Ben! You know I'm a sucker for a happy ending! Although, the poor robber's parents screwed him over when they saddled him with a misspelled name. He probably got teased his entire childhood and was probably bullied and labeled with epithets like "Hairy Lairy" so it wasn't really his fault he was forced into a life of crime. Besides, his own sister testifies to his true sterling character, and it was his birthday. No one wakes up on their birthday and thinks it's going to be their last day on earth, for crying out loud. Oh, and he was only a teenager! Thank God the guy who defended his castle doesn't have a leg to stand on. Otherwise, I'm sure he'd come under a lot more scrutiny.
Pronounced dead at the scene at 2:05 a.m. was Lairy Evans James-Watson, 19, according to the Allegheny County Medical Examiner's Office.
James-Watson's sister Stephanie James told WPXI-TV that he died on his 19th birthday.
"I want everyone to know that he wasn't as bad as how everybody is going to portray him," she said. "He was a good person, a good brother, a good uncle. He worshipped my daughter, and my daughter loved him."
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:18 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:18 PM (AZGON)
oh and runningrn I lifted weights tonite - for the first time in like forever - it was tough but worth it - I know I'm going to be sore tomorrow though
Awesome! Chem, I'm soo proud of you! And yeah, you're going to be sore tomorrow, and even more sore the day after. Keep it up, though. In a few weeks, you won't be sore any more!
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:20 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: eman at January 03, 2011 08:21 PM (+iY8m)
Oh I have a running question for you. What is the solution for when you seem to be running at a comfortable pace but your heart rate still exceeds your calculated maximum? Should you slow down?
How much over are you? Are you warming up first? Make sure you are warming up first. Start by walking on the treadmill and then slowly increasing your pace (don't just start off sprinting). Then when you're done the run, cool down, gradually slow to a jog and then walk for 5 minutes or so.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:22 PM (ihSHD)
I forgot the Miami Vice guys arrested Maynard G. Krebs in that episode.
Posted by: PC14 at January 03, 2011 08:22 PM (XB+w8)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:22 PM (AZGON)
Haha, i was wondering the same thing, my only guess is that for some reason ESPN made him do it.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 08:23 PM (9RFH1)
Wtf? Here in the South, the sheriff would probably be talking about giving the guy a medal.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 08:24 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:24 PM (AZGON)
What's her name talking about a guy being "sponge worthy" ... now where does sponge bob live? In "bikini bottom" ... oh, and his closest pal is a starfish.
Posted by: crosspatch at January 03, 2011 08:26 PM (ZbLJZ)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: The Ugly Stick
Ugly stick took a few hours of intense batting practice on that face, then took the cleats and banged them on her throat to knock out the dirt
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 08:27 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 03, 2011 08:27 PM (8uDC8)
Why the crap is my scanner bed tilted when it's sitting flat on the floor? My floor is tilted? ..... :\
You sleep on a scanner bed? Cool!
Wait. What?
Posted by: Cicero at January 03, 2011 08:28 PM (Ys0KI)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 04, 2011 12:27 AM
Do you live on Guam?
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at January 03, 2011 08:29 PM (FGy1K)
I do warm up first for about 5 minutes, I'm not sprinting, my pace is at about a 5.0 on the treadmill (I think that's 5 MPH)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:29 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:31 PM (AZGON)
what is a pomplamoose?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2011 12:02 AM (PaSAU)
From the shirt they were hocking, looked like an asshole with antlers attached.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 08:31 PM (afWhQ)
The 20-mile stretch along the Arkansas River where an estimated 100,000 drum fish were found washed ashore and floating looks much different now.
Look like somebody's been banging the drum (fish)! ba-doom-ching
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:32 PM (PaSAU)
How much over are you? Are you warming up first? Make sure you are warming up first.
Make sure you are breathing properly chemjeff.
A lot of people don't concentrate on good breathing technique when excercising. In stressful situations they tend to hold their breathe. It can cause your heart-rate to skyrocket under moderate load.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2011 08:32 PM (ISHA6)
Thanks for posting that goozer. An interesting blend of the two!
Posted by: Gran at January 04, 2011 12:23 AM (kmmbv)
Thank you! Those melodies got stuck in my head one night, so I decided to do something about it...besides, since Tangerine Dream was asked to score the show before Jan Hammer, I thought it was also a little 'inside baseball'-like tribute. Though I am certainly glad they turned it down, as I cannot imagine the show without Jan's incredible score. We won't talk about the 5th season.
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 08:32 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:32 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Rod Serling at January 03, 2011 08:33 PM (h0RtZ)
Kathy Griffin makes Nurse Chapel look like Megan Fox
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 08:33 PM (vdfwz)
Barney Frank?
Posted by: George Orwell at January 04, 2011 12:32 AM (AZGON)
Yeah, sure. We'll go with that one.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 03, 2011 08:34 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:34 PM (AZGON)
runningrn @ 400 well my calculated max heartrate is 166 but I generally am in the low 170's when I run
I do warm up first for about 5 minutes, I'm not sprinting, my pace is at about a 5.0 on the treadmill (I think that's 5 MPH)
I think you're ok. As long as you're not symptomatic at all (chest pain or shortness of breath). If you feel dizzy or anything bad, then slow down. And yeah, Garret is right about the breathing.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:35 PM (ihSHD)
Seeing the Twilight Zone marathon over the weekend, I thought of The Shat
Nightmare at 20,000 Ft , you find out what happens when Shatner names his own price for a flight ...
I think Shatner uses Priceline now to find the airports with the best gropers
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 08:36 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:36 PM (ihSHD)
okay tomorrow when I run I will focus more on breathing
thanx & thanx garrett!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:37 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:37 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at January 03, 2011 08:37 PM (h0RtZ)
I do warm up first for about 5 minutes, I'm not sprinting, my pace is at about a 5.0 on the treadmill (I think that's 5 MPH)
Oh, and Chem, you might want to increase your warm-up too. Double it to 10 minutes.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:37 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: sig at January 03, 2011 08:38 PM (T5Fwu)
Bren 10
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 08:39 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:39 PM (FGy1K)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:39 PM (AZGON)
would this be the laptop you bought "on sale" out of some guy's van?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 08:41 PM (PaSAU)
Wow, did you all see Andrew Luck's numbers? They were huge! So much better than Elway and Plunkett! And what an articulate, thoughtful young man. I think I'm in love! And I can't gush enough over Jim Harbaugh. Honestly!
I so hope the Ducks lose! (Crossing my fingers)
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:41 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2011 08:42 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Microsoft Inc. at January 03, 2011 08:42 PM (AZGON)
All I'm ashamed of is that I walked into Staples to get a USB hub and I walked out with a frakking laptop.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:43 PM (FGy1K)
443 Call Microsoft Tech Support (shudder). They can reissue you a valid key
Hopefully, you speak fluent Urdu.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:43 PM (ihSHD)
This is why Spock only feels like getting laid every 7 years
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 08:44 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:44 PM (FGy1K)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 04, 2011 12:18 AM (AZGON)
And this shall be our new currency.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 03, 2011 08:44 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: The United States Post Office at January 03, 2011 08:45 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:46 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:47 PM (AZGON)
Too bad the regulations would never include hosting terrorist websites and leaking US national secrets.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:48 PM (FGy1K)
All I'm ashamed of is that I walked into Staples to get a USB hub and I walked out with a frakking laptop.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian
97% of the people are ashamed right along with you, suckered by the shiny new product...
I think the microsucks number on the bottom of the laptop is probably for the operating system, unless it specifically says "office"
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 08:49 PM (qeaA1)
I'm not sure, but the key on the computer is usually the OS key, not the Office one. If it came with the Office disc the key will be on the back of the paper sleeve it's in.
Posted by: booger at January 03, 2011 08:49 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden at January 03, 2011 08:49 PM (ZV1rk)
Posted by: The United States Post Office at January 03, 2011 08:49 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jules at January 03, 2011 08:50 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:51 PM (AZGON)
runningrn, are you a graduate from the Tree Academy?
Do you mean Tree Hugger U? I'm not sure I know what you mean.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:52 PM (ihSHD)
Holy wishful-thinking, you're right. Back to Staples nevertheless. They told me the L650 comes with Office and one has but to activate it -- not a mere trial version, the real thing.
Or maybe I should consider this a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 08:53 PM (FGy1K)
After hearing it, Chekov begged the ear slug to crawl back in and stay
Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 08:56 PM (vdfwz)
Well, Stanford! You know, the Tree Mascot.
Oh! No, but I've always liked them. I almost hate to admit this here, but I enjoyed watching John Elway play when he was there. They've had a really good track and field team that's been fun to watch with several of their runners going to the Olympics, and a couple of our really good friends went to undergrad and grad school there.
I would have never been able to get in. I'm not that smart.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 08:58 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 08:59 PM (AZGON)
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Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:04 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: alexthedude at January 03, 2011 09:05 PM (RH2Sb)
Cocaine Cowboys
Posted by: alexthedude at January 04, 2011 01:02 AM (RH2Sb)
Great doco - made perfect with Jan Hammer's score!
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 09:05 PM (F1aIq)
Or maybe I should consider this a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian
The activation number for it would be in the paperwork they gave you, if that's the case..otherwise go bitch at them..It's good for the soul.
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 09:05 PM (t8dxh)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:06 PM (AZGON)
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Posted by: alexthedude at January 03, 2011 09:07 PM (RH2Sb)
Home and Student version is the most typical.. and cheapest.
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 09:08 PM (t8dxh)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 04, 2011 12:01 AM (8uDC
How about letting someone else stuff you?
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Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:09 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 09:10 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:10 PM (AZGON)
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Posted by: alexthedude at January 03, 2011 09:11 PM (RH2Sb)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:11 PM (AZGON)
Great doco - made perfect with Jan Hammer's score!
Posted by: goozer at January 04, 2011 01:05 AM (F1aIq)
This music was my original driver's training music! No problem drivin' in LA!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2011 09:12 PM (4HkCp)
The bigotry expressed against Muslims in this country has been one of the most disturbing stories to surface ... a seething hatred many people feel for all Muslims.
Maybe we need a Muslim version of "Miami Vice". Maybe Gloria Graham should be a Muslim woman and wear a burka. Maybe Ryan Reynolds should play the illegitimate gay love child of Gloria Graham and Micheal Flatley. Maybe we need Ryan Reynolds to come to terms with his seething hatred of his half-Muslim roots and his lust for sweaty Irish dancing by dating his Muslim partner Abdul in the Muslim version of "Miami Vice".
Maybe CBS should make me wear a burka.
Posted by: Katie Couric at January 03, 2011 09:13 PM (3W/YL)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 04, 2011 01:10 AM (AZGON)
We may be outnumbered, but there are more of us right-thinking individuals in the field than you may suspect.
Posted by: goozer at January 03, 2011 09:15 PM (F1aIq)
Reading up on my new crush, Andrew Luck. He's smart (co-valedictorian in h.s) and humble too.
"In an engineering statics class at Stanford this spring, a hush went through the room when a teaching assistant randomly called out the name Andrew Luck to solve a vector equation at the chalkboard.
Quicker than he could pick up a zone blitz, Luck, StanfordÂ’s quarterback, did his best Will Hunting impression and solved the complicated structural engineering equation.
“People generally applaud if you do something well in class, but there was a little extra bonus for Andrew,” said Cameron Lehman, Luck’s friend and fellow architectural design major. “He nailed the problem, and he’s the starting quarterback.”
Perhaps the part Andrew Luck likes best is that his profile on campus has not changed. During his freshman year, one of the resident assistants in his dormitory, Roble Hall, sent out occasional articles about Luck as part of an e-mail newsletter to the dormÂ’s residents. After the R.A., James Barton, had done it a few times, Luck sent a polite e-mail.
“Hey, James, could you tone down sending those e-mails with stories about me?” Barton recalled the message saying. “It’s kind of embarrassing.”
“He’s the anticelebrity quarterback,” Harbaugh said. “He’s got a beautiful blend of confidence and humility.”
Harbaugh added, “Andrew is the finest football player I’ve ever been around, and he’s one of the finest people I’ve ever been around.”
Luck, who has a 3.55 grade point average, also has an academic load in the classroom that few other star quarterbacks can match. His adviser, John Barton, described Luck’s architectural design major as having 36 units of math and science and a heavy dose of “hard-core structural engineering and designing.” Matt Leinart’s ballroom dancing classes at U.S.C., this is not.
Barton, a lecturer in the architectural design program, said he admired how Luck carried himself.
“With all the stuff about carrying the team and being the hope of Stanford football and all the potential future glory and dollars, he comes to class, works hard and asks great questions,” Barton said.
Lehman said that LuckÂ’s classmates knew who he was but generally left him alone. In his major, Luck is known as much for staying at office hours until 1 a.m. as for his football exploits. Although Luck is technically eligible for the N.F.L. draft this year, he talks about getting his degree from Stanford as if he were reading a public-service announcement.
“My family raised us that having a degree is important; it’s a must,” he said. “It’s definitely important for me.”
He also relishes the quirks of Stanford, calling his father to let him know what skits the universityÂ’s famously mischievous band will perform at halftime after being given the scoop by a former roommate who is a band member. He enjoys running into Condoleezza Rice, a Stanford political professor and avid football fan, at 6 a.m. in the weight room."
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 09:16 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:16 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:17 PM (AZGON)
Oh, you are smart runningrn. Glad you weren't a Tree though. I did go to Cal so there is a bit of a rivalry between the two schools!
Thank you CDR M! I appreciate your kindness!
So you are a Pac-10 guy. My dad went to the University of Washington (undergrad and grad school). I am a diehard Huskies fan! (Especially men's basketball). They are looking good this year, lots of good shooters. We're actually going to the game against OSU (Michelle Obama's brother, Craig Robinson is the coach there). Our seats are right above the visitors bench, so I can boo him really loudly. He looks a lot like his sister sans hair, Their face definitely looks better on a man.
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 09:20 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CDR M
That would be a good part for Katie..
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 09:22 PM (t8dxh)
I have to say that it startled me to see the guy looking like that.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 03, 2011 09:24 PM (nD3Pg)
Heh. Just put up my first post on The Clarion Advisory Blog.
Wow! Awesome, you! Ace gives you the keys to the kingdom for a couple of weeks, and you're off into the wild blue blogging yonder! Kudos to you!
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 09:24 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Katie Couric at January 03, 2011 09:24 PM (3W/YL)
Wouldn't it be a riot if the Repeal bill got through the Senate?
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 09:25 PM (FGy1K)
Wouldn't it be a riot if the Repeal bill got through the Senate?
It will never happen, but it would be fun. I think I read somewhere today that another Dem Rep from the South has switched parties. I love that the election is over, but we are still winning seats! LOL!
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 09:26 PM (ihSHD)
This is somewhat understandable. The Koran is very confusing because it was written about a hundred years ago.
Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 03, 2011 09:28 PM (FGy1K)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2011 01:27 AM (5I8G0)
Thanks! I love that first quote--you start off with a bang! I bookmarked it for later. (I've got to go to bed--running at 5:30 a.m. with my crazy girls!) I'll be sure to read it more carefully and comment on it!
Good night all!
Posted by: runningrn at January 03, 2011 09:30 PM (ihSHD)
This is somewhat understandable. The Koran is very confusing because it was written about a hundred years ago.
Posted by: Ezra Klein
---------------------------------------------
I intend to have the Koran read from the floor of the House, and then make every Congressman that issues legislation to prove where it is in line with the teachings of the Koran.
Posted by: Keith Ellison at January 03, 2011 09:34 PM (3W/YL)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:34 PM (AZGON)
I hope I live long enough to see bald and liver-spotted Ezra Klein manically trying to explain why decades of conservative governance at the federal level have made America a global titan of limitless wealth and freedom.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at January 03, 2011 09:38 PM (FGy1K)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2011 09:39 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2011 01:10 AM
Give me a call some time!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 03, 2011 09:40 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 03, 2011 09:42 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Ezra Klein
He daydreamed, like Ralphie, of getting an A+++ on his theme paper.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2011 09:44 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:45 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dell at January 03, 2011 09:46 PM (r8DXb)
although I thought it rambled a bit towards the end
say how did you get to be a part of the Clarion blog?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 09:46 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:48 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: CDR M
That's what 0bozo has his czars for, rulings.. Just finished your post at CA, well done CDR M...
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 09:49 PM (t8dxh)
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Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2011 09:52 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 03, 2011 09:53 PM (AZGON)
Uh... King Barry, remember? Laws are for peasants. Posted by: George Orwell at January 04, 2011 01:48 AM
He was the editor of Harvard Law Review and he taught Constitutional Law in his spare time at U of Chicago, so THERE, wingnuts!
Posted by: David Brooks at January 03, 2011 09:55 PM (vdfwz)
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Posted by: David Brooks at January 03, 2011 10:03 PM (AZGON)
what is a pomplamoose?
It's a two-person indie rock band. "Grapefruit" in French is pamplemousse. Some here think the girl's voice is bad. I suggest they listen to them doing Mister Sandman, or to La Vie en Rose. An amateur voice, maybe, but she doesn't miss a note. (maybe some don't know how processed all those studio-produced singers are. You think Lady Gaga can really sing?) Pomplamoose's own original tunes are musically inventive, as are their arrangements. Give'em a listen. Or not.
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 10:04 PM (lhk1t)
Posted by: effinayright at January 03, 2011 10:09 PM (lhk1t)
1. to go to the gym, at least 5 days a week, both lifting weights and aerobic exercise
2. to lose at least 20 lbs. this year
3. to get 3 papers published this year
4. to have more humility in my daily life, not to be so self-absorbed
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2011 10:10 PM (PaSAU)
It's all my own singing. I had autotune implanted into my tits, along with a few liters of Dow-Corning's finest
Posted by: Katy Perry at January 03, 2011 10:14 PM (vdfwz)
I've already broken any resolution I might've made.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2011 10:15 PM (XBM1t)
Francis the Talking Mule, RIP
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 03, 2011 10:16 PM (vdfwz)
The National Weather Service has predicted another possible snowstorm by Friday for more snow with high winds
Please have your excuses, requests for sick days, and Dunkin' Donuts vouchers on my desk by close of business on Thursday.
Oh, and go see Spiderman, The Musical
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Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 03, 2011 10:35 PM (KhGTO)
Is spam now under a PC type guideline, they have become so polite lately I just want to puke....
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 10:36 PM (4B5ir)
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Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2011 10:49 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Brett Farve at January 03, 2011 10:50 PM (Ku3Yq)
Ya but can we make a musical out of it...
Posted by: beanervt at January 03, 2011 10:57 PM (4B5ir)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2011 10:57 PM (SwkdU)
Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to going home so I can download all the Mark Steyn filling in for Rush over the last few days?
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Your not last, this post usually will go until 7-8 am.
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Posted by: fluffy smells like socks at January 04, 2011 12:45 AM (4Kl5M)
Doubt it, once it's in the blood it's hard to change....
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Posted by: beanervt at January 04, 2011 01:09 AM (GtAiq)
For the month of Dec the average daily low here was 26.9 and the average high was 47.9. That is 10° lower than last year which was about 5° lower than the year before.
We are setting new records for cold, both here and in Europe every Winter now. Also setting them in South America. It can no longer be ignored, we are entering a period of cold.
The scary thing is that the last time this happened it went very quickly. There was very little time to adjust and that is what killed so many people. We will probably wind up with a huge die off this time as well even as the real experts have been warning for several years now that it is coming. The reason?
You can't push communism with global cooling caused by the output of the sun.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2011 01:26 AM (M9Ie6)
The pinko commie progtards all know they can't control the sun that's why they ignore it..30 years ago it was the ozone hole, now gorebull warming, same shit different day.
Posted by: beanervt at January 04, 2011 01:32 AM (GtAiq)
http://tinyurl.com/26bw87d
She had supporting roles in several big movies such as Its a Wonderful Life and Greatest Show on Earth. But she never did hit the big one and take off. She switched to TV in the 60s. She died in 1981 at the age of 57 from stomach cancer.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2011 01:53 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: joncelli at January 04, 2011 02:50 AM (MLQL2)
what is a pomplamoose?
It's a two-person indie rock band. "Grapefruit" in French is pamplemousse. Some here think the girl's voice is bad. I suggest they listen to them doing Mister Sandman, or to La Vie en Rose. An amateur voice, maybe, but she doesn't miss a note. (maybe some don't know how processed all those studio-produced singers are. You think Lady Gaga can really sing?) Pomplamoose's own original tunes are musically inventive, as are their arrangements. Give'em a listen. Or not.
Posted by: effinayright at January 04, 2011 02:04 AM (lhk1t)
Quit playing pimp for the god awful shit you call music. It fuckin sucks. Go do your street team bullshit on myspace or facebook.
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