March 25, 2011

Overnight Thread-Kinetic Friday Version [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

Hola Moron Nation! Thank God it's Friday. I'm still at work but hey, it's an exercise preparing for kinetic action so good times. I just wonder why we aren't giving the pirates a little kinetic action too instead of some Miranda action. Just sayin'.

Well to lead off tonight, I'm going to weave in some music tied to some videos. First up is a shameless plug for the kinetic platform that I fly. That of course is the Mighty P-3C Orion. Music of course is CCR. You can never go wrong with some CCR. Break out the val-u-rite and turn on your speakers and enjoy!

Speaking of music, this group called The Axis of Awesome shows how ridiculously easy it is to be a pop/rock star playing the same damn chords. Pretty funny actually.

Now this rant on Pachabel's Canon is pretty good.

Now, someday we'll have a President that could pull this off again. I suspect that if President Kinetic Dumbassery Action tried it, he'd be laughed off the stage. He feels more comfortable hanging out with the Hollyweird crowd anyway. This is pretty awesome. President Bush leading the Marine Corps Band. Miss him yet?



Ok, that's enough music theme for now. Now it's time to engage your thinking caps now that you are on your second or third drink. I think you'll find this quiz a little bit harder than you think. I present to you, a Geography Quiz. I think the 'Stans might give you some trouble as well as the Western African countries.

Speaking of the 'Stan, here's an update on that forgotten Kinetic engagement in South West Asia. It is spring time and that means those Talibani Kinetic targets will be coming out to play.

Now for those of you looking forward to some spring break parties, perhaps you might think of building an ice luge for drinking shots. Now this ice luge is pretty damn cool and val-u-rite friendly. A Star Destroyer Ice Luge. Now for a moronpalooza, what ice luge would you all like to see?

Now, I know that cooking video I put up last time showing how to make plum cake was pretty popular for some reason, I decided to throw up another video on how to make Key Lime Pie.

OK, more cooking humor. This time, a reporter in Ohio interrupts her segment on cooking to share her love of male genitalia. Ooopsie.

Based on this cooking cover, I don't think I'll try any Rachel Ray recipes. Who knew commas were so important!


Here is the latest State Department summary report on worldwide terrorism. Do note that terror attacks in Iraq and Afghanistan continue to make up nearly half of all terror attacks in the world with Afghanistan climbing rapidly and Iraq going down over the last few years. 2009 National Counterterrorism Center: Annex of Statistical Information.
More statistics on murder and terror rates.


Interesting. 5 Ways Serial Killers Can Help You Morons Pick Up Women. Seriously though, if you have to get advice from serial killers, you don't got game man.

Here's a good site to keep you up to date with the ongoing non-kinetic action known as piracy. EagleSpeak. Check it out. Here is a map of the latest pirate attack locations.

Well, I think that's all I got tonight. I need to get back to some kinetic work. Drink up and enjoy morons.

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1 Time to go read it, now.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:25 PM (YX6i/)

2 Yo

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:27 PM (BP6Z1)

3 Based on this cooking cover, I don't think I'll try any Rachel Ray recipes. Who knew commas were so important!

Rachel Ray must be very popular in China...

Seriously, they got problems with feral dogs in China so what better way to deal with the problem?   In Beijing I think they limit dogs to 1 per family (or some other similar situation). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:29 PM (c0A3e)

4 Can't wait to see Hobo With A Shotgun

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:30 PM (BP6Z1)

5

Always enjoy the Pacabel rant.

Also for any gaming morons that weren't around last night.  Duke Nukem forever has been delayed again.  Also water is wet.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 05:31 PM (oVQFe)

6 Seriously, they got problems with feral dogs in China so what better way to deal with the problem?   In Beijing I think they limit dogs to 1 per family (or some other similar situation). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:29 PM (c0A3e)

We lived in Hong Kong for a year.  My son, who was in 7th grade at the time, took a bike trip with his class onto the mainland.  The parents could follow their trip online and the kids would write essays about something they did or saw that day.  Sometimes they would do it from the perspective of some person or animal in the story.  There was one story from the perspective of one of the cats....at the wet market....in a cage.  I believe there was also a pic of a dog that had been 'readied' for sale. 

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 05:33 PM (VuLos)

7 CDR M has some of the bestest ONTs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (gJNMj)

8 I'd eat Rachel Ray's dog if she asked me to.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (kq1lG)

9

Also for any gaming morons that weren't around last night.  Duke Nukem forever has been delayed again.  Also water is wet.

Back to development hell, I gather?

Anybody want to take a stab on what they mean by "family and personal reasons"?

(at least they mention his political affiliation in the beginning of the story). 

Washington state Rep. Jim Jacks, D-Vancouver, abruptly resigns because of "family and personal reasons" http://bit.ly/fuAP5o

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (c0A3e)

10 I saw that pachabel vid last year and laughed my fucking ass off. The dude is totally right. That riff has been over used to death.

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (gWHrG)

11

CDR M in the drivers seat--I heart! 

Was that you flying the plane?  I was waiting for the part where you buzzed the tower...

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (ihSHD)

12 Based on this cooking cover, I don't think I'll try any Rachel Ray recipes. Who knew commas were so important!

--Those editors never read Eats, Shoots and Leaves

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (BP6Z1)

13

10th?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:35 PM (dWPyO)

14 to see sucker punch or not to see....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:35 PM (kq1lG)

15 Speaking of music, this group called The Axis of Awesome shows how ridiculously easy it is to be a pop/rock star playing the same damn chords. Pretty funny actually.

Worth the ONT repeat too.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 05:35 PM (bgcml)

16

CDR M is an ONT natural. 

Yeah that's a compliment my man. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:36 PM (dWPyO)

17

Was that you flying the plane?  I was waiting for the part where you buzzed the tower...

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 09:34 PM (ihSHD)

Not in that video.  I do make some appearances in that video titled VP-40 in the sidebar of that youtube link.  One in the seat and of course one at the bar holding a beer.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 05:36 PM (Mv/2X)

18

Music night! Guitar Girl - Juliette Valduriez

Most awesome

Posted by: USCitizen at March 25, 2011 05:37 PM (a1FJJ)

19 Speaking of the 'Stan, here's an update on that forgotten Kinetic engagement in South West Asia. It is spring time and that means those Talibani Kinetic targets will be coming out to play.

Uh, wait, we're still at war? Since when dude? And stop bogarting the bong man!

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at March 25, 2011 05:37 PM (bgcml)

20 17 CDR M,

seriously dude.....you ever wish you could fly an F7f Bearcat?

Hear they were a dream

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:37 PM (kq1lG)

21 Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 09:33 PM (VuLos)

My friend had to tell her daughter while they were walking around Chinatown in San Fran that those weren't pet stores with all the tasty cute animals.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 05:38 PM (YxBuk)

22 Worth the ONT repeat too.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 09:35 PM (bgcml)

I thought it was but figured, fuck it.  It's Friday and I'm still working.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 05:38 PM (Mv/2X)

23 Kinetic action is for pussies. I'm waiting for LASER strikes against Libya!

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 25, 2011 05:38 PM (myYF0)

24 I'll say it twice. Smart military blog to republican swingers to mommy mommy, socialism society is so mean to me blog. And Ace is one of the best blogs in the world and if you don't like that, i'll meet you in any parking lot in Texas.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 05:39 PM (EiH7n)

25 Yeah, I wasn't his biggest supporter, but damned if I don't miss 'im. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:39 PM (YX6i/)

26

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 09:33 PM (VuLos)

So my Chinese lab-mate lied to me about that stuff not happening?  Surprise, surprise, surprise, .

Speaking of dogs, my friend went to Greece last month and he told me there were stray dogs all over the place.  I dunno if that's a Greek thing or that it is because Greek austerity cut back on animal control funds, but I wouldn't feel safe with packs of stray dogs around.  At least not without a shotgun.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:39 PM (c0A3e)

27 20 F8 Bearcat.F7 was the two engine Tigercat that never was carrier qualified.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (JCmDH)

28 23 Kinetic action is for pussies. I'm waiting for LASER strikes against Libya!

Ion cannon, baby.  Or we can harness the potential energy of a few nuclear ICBMs... 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (c0A3e)

29 27 malamutt,

she blows only if you're lucky or you did a good job.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (kq1lG)

30

The idea is to keep viewership low at SeeBS!  Quit making suggestions, Morons!

http://bit.ly/gqSeNy

(I hate this new & improved version of IE. Won't do text attributes.)

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (urYpw)

31

Yeah, I wasn't his biggest supporter, but damned if I don't miss 'im. 

I miss Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon and HW. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (dWPyO)

32 seriously dude.....you ever wish you could fly an F7f Bearcat?

Hear they were a dream

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:37 PM (kq1lG)

Hell, I'd love to fly any WWII fighter plane.  I remember loving the F7F in that old 90's flight sim Aces of the Pacific.  Tore the Japanese up in that plane.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 05:41 PM (cqZXM)

33 28 CDR M,

you're right meant the 2 engine Tigercat....

would have needed the Midway class to be deployed in proper groups IIRC?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:42 PM (kq1lG)

34

I miss Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon and HW. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 09:41 PM (dWPyO)

The best bumper sticker during the Clinton years was, "I miss Reagan.  Hell, I miss Nixon."

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:42 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)

36 Thanks too, CDR M for posting that vid of GWB leading the Marine Corps Band.  I never get tired of seeing that one.  And yes, I miss that guy!  Heck, I even miss BJC!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (ihSHD)

37 I have tonight authorized kinetic operations against a bottle of Lagavulin single malt.  Our assets consist of a couple of ice cubes and a sturdy scotch glass.

Luckily, I do not need Turkish approval for this operation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (7utQ2)

38 Yeah, well R. Ray is an annoying twit, but I'm officially boycotting anything Ina Garten does from here on out.

What a bitch.

To her publicist, this isn't your every day request. You may want to try again with that pathetic spin.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (AbPd4)

39 Bearcats missed WW2 I think,narrowly.The French used them in Vietnam,I'm not sure the US used them even in Korea.They were deck launch interceptors,very small and light,all engine.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (JCmDH)

40 At least not without a shotgun.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:39 PM (c0A3e)

A real man needs but his bare hands!

Posted by: King Leonidas at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (bgcml)

41 34 CDRM,

yeah would have been a great night fighter....

I did some consulting with a strategy game company and the axis fanboys kept on acting like "if only the war had lasted one more you we would have buck rogers'd your asses".....

um yeah our P-80s and Gee Whiz navy kit would have laid down......


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:44 PM (kq1lG)

42

I have found that Andrea Mitchell, C#ntessa Brewer and Christina AmagonnablameIsrealwhatawhore blow when ever I show up.

Posted by: President Barky, FORE! at March 25, 2011 09:42 PM (OWjjx)

What - each ohter?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:44 PM (YX6i/)

43

My dad told me he saw a bumper sticker a few days ago on an old ass saab in Denver that had a Ted Kennedy 1980 sticker on it. 

That is one committed douchetastic Denver lib.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:44 PM (dWPyO)

44 35 They never used it off of carriers for some reason.Marines flew them as night fighters in Korea.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:44 PM (JCmDH)

45

Not in that video.  I do make some appearances in that video titled VP-40 in the sidebar of that youtube link.  One in the seat and of course one at the bar holding a beer.

 

Ha!  I'll have to check that out! 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 05:45 PM (ihSHD)

46 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Bring on the second pair of games!

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is a conservative.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:45 PM (BP6Z1)

47

The best bumper sticker during the Clinton years was, "I miss Reagan.  Hell, I miss Nixon."

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:42 PM (YX6i/)

Hey, in two more years I'll officially be the 42nd best president!

Posted by: James Buchanan at March 25, 2011 05:45 PM (bgcml)

48
Michelle Obama to deliver the keynote speech at West Point.

This is an insult to the young men at West Point, and also to the thousands who have served their country.  What the hell are they thinking?

How to both politicize and pussify West Point?  It's a two-fer!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (ZHsNw)

49 47 Delta Smelt,

yeah but a typical moonbat....

will chop you to pieces for "green energy" but is driving a gas guzzling vehicle and not letting go of the dream of Admiral kennedy giving the whole nation the mary Jo tour.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (kq1lG)

50 Damn open, I didn't know you were stationed at Barksdale.

Those BUFF's look pretty cool!

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (JpFM9)

51

You even old enough to remember Ford and Nixon?

Uh, well, uh....no.  I have wikipedia though!

I was alive for the latter....barely.

And yeah, I'm getting off your lawn.....for now.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (dWPyO)

52 A real man needs but his bare hands!

Right you are!

There's a trophy for God of War 3 that you earn if you kick 50 dogs.  That was one of the first trophies I earned for that game. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (c0A3e)

53 We needed Brit jet engines though.We were way behind the Brits(and Germans) in jets.P-80 had a British jet,the original American jet was so underpowered it was slower than our prop fighters.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (JCmDH)

54

Yeah, I wasn't his biggest supporter, but damned if I don't miss 'im.

I miss Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon and HW.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 09:41 PM (dWPyO)

Which reminds me, while you 'rons and 'ettes were waxing teh funneh on the Catty Carwreck thread, Glenn Beck was explaining the Fed with the author of "The Creature From Jekyll Island" and a Cato Institute guy.  Seems Ronaldus Magnus wanted to "do something about the Fed" and the fellas in charge "set his mind right" in a hurry.  (That was an outstanding show, BTW.)

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (urYpw)

55 I saw a bumper stickered car today that had 4 bumper stickers:

I voted for Obama (DemocracyforAmerica)

Peace is Patriotic

the stupid equal sign, the yellow one on a blue background

Support the Troops, Bring them Home

I didn't key the car but I wanted to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (YxBuk)

56 I did some consulting with a strategy game company and the axis fanboys kept on acting like "if only the war had lasted one more you we would have buck rogers'd your asses".....

If you can mention, which one? I still remember invading DC in the original Panzer General.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (bgcml)

57

You even old enough to remember Ford and Nixon?

Posted by: Mallamutt, yea....GET OFF MY LAWN! at March 25, 2011 09:44 PM (OWjjx)

--One of my earliest memories was being at my grandparents' house, and my mom mentioning that the man on TV was the president.  At the time it was Ford.  I was 3.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (BP6Z1)

58 Forget the politicians...what I would give for an Eric Sevareid commentary about Libya right now.  It would leave a trail of destruction a mile wide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (7utQ2)

59 Support the Troops, Bring them Home

So does that make Obama a warmongering imperialist now too?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (bgcml)

60

BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Pinot Noir.

(ghey)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:47 PM (dWPyO)

61 CDR M - Is the P-3C Orion only used for maritime surveillance?

My brother was in the Air Force in the late 60's and flew missions over Europe monitoring radio broadcasts.  He went to the defense language institute for Bulgarian, so I assume it was over Eastern Europe.  He died many years ago, so I never got a chance to ask him about the particulars like what aircraft, etc.  He was pretty closed-lipped at the time.

Thanks for the vids..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2011 05:48 PM (Do528)

62 I didn't key the car but I wanted to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 09:47 PM (YxBuk)

Hmmm... more training, you need. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:48 PM (YX6i/)

63 Peace is Patriotic

I agree. And so is paying your taxes peasants!

Posted by: King George III at March 25, 2011 05:48 PM (bgcml)

64 Diddn't matter what the Krauts had to fly,they lacked fuel and the time and safe sky to train pilots even if they had the fuel.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:48 PM (JCmDH)

65 Hey CDR M, Mr. runningrn just said he used to work on the "ASW when he was at Boeing".  He did programming for the missile.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (ihSHD)

66 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Red Stripe, mon.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (bgcml)

67 Thanks very much for the piracy link!! That's very useful to me.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (GKQDR)

68 Diddn't matter what the Krauts had to fly,they lacked fuel and the time and safe sky to train pilots even if they had the fuel.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 09:48 PM (JCmDH)

Yeah, too bad they didn't kick that oil addiction before WWII!

Posted by: Some Liberal at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (bgcml)

69 CAF Ghost Squadron had(still has?) a Bearcat.
Screamin' single prop. My old man did a couple laps in it.

Posted by: Beto at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (H+LJc)

70 52
Michelle Obama to deliver the keynote speech at West Point.

This is an insult to the young men at West Point, and also to the thousands who have served their country.  What the hell are they thinking?

How to both politicize and pussify West Point?  It's a two-fer!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 09:46 PM (ZHsNw)

--Is that for real?

I can't fucking believe it.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:49 PM (BP6Z1)

71

Hmmm... more training, you need. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:48 PM (YX6i/)

My dad was watching. He probably would have disapproved...because he won't pay my bail money.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 05:50 PM (YxBuk)

72 How many of these weapons are going to end up in the hands of Al-Queda or Hezbollah?

US May Supply Gaddafi Rebels With Weapons

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:50 PM (c0A3e)

73 Good stuff with the P-3 video, 2 things: looked like the pilot left the turn signal on, and looked like prop outboard not turning at 3:55 mark? 

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 05:50 PM (FIDMq)

74 48 Steevy,

It carrier Q'd but made the brass nervous as hell....also the Midways spent their time in the med...they never helped out on the Korea thing we used the old decks for it.

The problem with it was that high impact landings had a tendency to lop off the wings.....

they also were spooked by the performance loss of an engine failure.

The Marines loved it.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:50 PM (kq1lG)

75 75 There are still Bearcats around.Very popular for racing.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:50 PM (JCmDH)

76 g'evening, 'rons

that Axis of Awesome thing never gets old

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 05:51 PM (JMmQ9)

77

Michelle Obama to deliver the keynote speech at West Point.

This is an insult to the young men at West Point, and also to the thousands who have served their country.  What the hell are they thinking?

How to both politicize and pussify West Point?  It's a two-fer!

 

Is there nothing these shysters won't do?


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 05:51 PM (ihSHD)

78

Why can't America commission "pirates" to engage with the pirates in the Indian Ocean, somalian pirates, etc....

It worked out in the past.  I think we could use some buccaneers.

Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 05:51 PM (RPC8g)

79

 Well........mainly Jack with some Coke thrown in for flavoring.

This young punk says hell yeah!

Gimme some old man.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:51 PM (dWPyO)

80 I used to have P-3C's flying over my neighborhood for years. But the naval air station is all but closed now. I miss them.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2011 05:51 PM (hZFhS)

81 Police in Philly suburb brawl over jurisdiction.  Finally, two departments that make mine look good!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2011 05:52 PM (zgZzy)

82 the stupid equal sign, the yellow one on a blue background

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 09:47 PM (YxBuk)

--That's about ghey "marriage."


Oh, and I'm still pounding the Tullamore Dew with coke.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:52 PM (BP6Z1)

83 Michelle Obama to deliver the keynote speech at West Point.

No words.  Really?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:52 PM (dWPyO)

84 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

As previously stated:  Lagavulin, laddie.  If it's not Scottish, it's crap.  Specifically, if it's not from Islay, it's not even crap in an ill-defined quantum probability sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 05:52 PM (7utQ2)

85 61 18-1,

Matrix games....

helped model the armor tables....used the resources at the Foreign branch at the US Army ordnance Museum to help....

the axis fans even pretended that Foreign branches work on reverse engineering was "propaganda"......

they are a funny lot

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:52 PM (kq1lG)

86

Yeah, well R. Ray is an annoying twit, but I'm officially boycotting anything Ina Garten does from here on out.

What a bitch.

lacey, the comments are running 88% to 12% against her.  (I used to like her.) One of the comments said Ina has hosted events for Planned Parenthood.  "Seems she's okay with killing babies but not dying children."  Ouch.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (urYpw)

87 I'm thinking we should start up a pool:  How many years will we be involved in Libya?

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (myYF0)

88 80 I knew they never sent the big boys to Korea,so they had F7 in their airwings?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (JCmDH)

89 84 Dianne,

let the economy get bad enough and wait....

the world will like Pan-Anglia even less after they use our moonbats to hamstring us

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (kq1lG)

90
HERE's the article on Michelle Obama at The Point.

Disgusting for those that have given their lives for the Long Grey Line!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (ZHsNw)

91 That map is wrong.  Canada should be labeled as "America's Hat".

Star Destroyers are cool, but they have a fatal design flaw.  Their shield generators shouldn't be located on the top of the ship in plain view. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (c0A3e)

92

And to tell you how old I am...one of my first political memories was a Presidential funeral........Truman's

Uh, early 60s right?  62?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (dWPyO)

93 It's merlot for me, tonight.  And I don't want to hear a damn thing about it from you faggots, either.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 05:54 PM (YX6i/)

94

66 CDR M - Is the P-3C Orion only used for maritime surveillance?

They've been doing a lot of overland surveillance but yes, maritime and primarily anti-submarine is our bread and butter. 

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 05:54 PM (cqZXM)

95 And to tell you how old I am...one of my first political memories was a Presidential funeral........Truman's.

LBJ's "I will not seek and I will not accept" speech is mine.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 05:54 PM (7utQ2)

97

Yeah, well R. Ray is an annoying twit, but I'm officially boycotting anything Ina Garten does from here on out.

 

What a chunt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2011 05:54 PM (zgZzy)

98 I didn't key the car but I wanted to.

 Better to cut the valve stems off.

Posted by: Bill Munney at March 25, 2011 05:55 PM (H+LJc)

99

Thought I couldn't lead..heh!  Visit my new website.

MYBARRAGEOBOMBA.COM

Posted by: presnit Obomba!!! at March 25, 2011 05:55 PM (JscFm)

100

Why can't America commission "pirates" to engage with the pirates in the Indian Ocean, somalian pirates, etc....

It worked out in the past.  I think we could use some buccaneers.

Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (RPC8g)


--You mean bringing back Letters of Marque?  I first learned of those reading To Rule the Waves.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 05:55 PM (BP6Z1)

101 Just completed the geography quiz, during which this profound question occurred to me. The citizens of Nigeria are called Nigerians, but wouldn't the citizens of Niger be called Nigerians, too?

Posted by: dude posing profound questions at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (hsLUJ)

102 Michelle Obama to deliver the keynote speech at West Point.

You have got to be shitting me

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (gJNMj)

103 96 Steevy,

they *could have* fact was the Navy was hot for jets....

the C model was the only one that Q'd and the Q was downchecked after a bird lost its wing on a landing on the Shangri-la....

Hell the Navy gave the USAF the SkyRaider and the SkyRaider was the PERFECT USMC support bird.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (kq1lG)

104 That's about ghey "marriage."

The Human Rights Commission, iirc. I couldn't remember the name of it when I was typing my post. I always think of Hillary when I see the equal sign. HRC/HRC

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (YxBuk)

105 99 I think all the Imperial equipment was designed by people who were umm,not loyal.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (JCmDH)

106 Hell the Navy gave the USAF the SkyRaider and the SkyRaider was the PERFECT USMC support bird.

Those things were armored airborne 18-wheelers with bomb racks.  Lots and lots of bomb racks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 05:58 PM (7utQ2)

107  It's merlot for me, tonight.  And I don't want to hear a damn thing about it from you faggots, either.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:54 PM (YX6i/)

Seen Sideways?

I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:58 PM (dWPyO)

108 79 Good stuff with the P-3 video, 2 things: looked like the pilot left the turn signal on, and looked like prop outboard not turning at 3:55 mark? 

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 09:50 PM (FIDMq)

The flashy light was the Radar Altimeter Warning Set alerting the pilot that they are descending below 380 feet.  Yes, that #1 engine was shutdown as is pretty standard when on station looking for subs so one can save gas and stay on station longer.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 05:58 PM (y67bA)

109

It worked out in the past.  I think we could use some buccaneers.

Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (RPC8g)

Give us some time and we'll be ready to take down their quarterback

Posted by: Warren Sapp and Ronde Barber at March 25, 2011 05:58 PM (oVQFe)

110 112 Navy still had Skyraiders on deck in their very light attack squadrons for part of Vietnam.AF used them mostly to cover CSAR and support specops.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 05:59 PM (JCmDH)

111 Always loved the Orion but I wonder what you think of the proposed replacement, CDR M. How can the Poseidon do the same low-altitude MAD mission?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at March 25, 2011 05:59 PM (ybA9f)

112

Mallamutt, I', old....not ancient

So you only have a decade on me.  I'm not getting off your lawn for that.  Cmon now.

Vic on the other hand.....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 05:59 PM (dWPyO)

113 So, my buddy test drove a Volt, today.  His sister is a high-up Exec. @ GM.  I should call him to see if he's still alive.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (YX6i/)

114 Monty!  The Federal Reserve System theme song!  (Note the top comment.)

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (McG46)

115 120 No more MAD.I don't think even Orions carry them anymore.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (JCmDH)

116 I didn't key the car but I wanted to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 09:47 PM (YxBuk)

I finally came to the realization today that conservatives really can't risk bumper stickers.  Libs don't have enough self-restraint.  Now libtard cars are plastered with that junk...

Didn't one of the Morons tell us how her bro, in a deep-blue area of Washington state, had his car continually keyed and damaged because of his conservative bumper stickers?  He got even, though.  After his car was turned into a beatermobile, he started putting conservative stickers on high-end cars in the parking lots he frequented.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (urYpw)

117

The flashy light was the Radar Altimeter Warning Set alerting the pilot that they are descending below 380 feet.  Yes, that #1 engine was shutdown as is pretty standard when on station looking for subs so one can save gas and stay on station longer.

I like how it has a windshield wiper.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (DKV43)

118

I didn't key the car but I wanted to.

PUSSY!!

Posted by: presnit Obomba!!! at March 25, 2011 06:01 PM (JscFm)

119 You ever play the X-Wing games?   Its a bitch to get to those Shield Generators.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 06:01 PM (oVQFe)

120

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2011 09:52 PM (zgZzy)

 

That's my old stomping grounds!  My first job out of nursing school was on a medical floor at Fitz.  It was one of the worst jobs I ever had. 

 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:02 PM (ihSHD)

121

That was in response to Kratos at 99

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 06:02 PM (oVQFe)

122 After his car was turned into a beatermobile, he started putting conservative stickers on high-end cars in the parking lots he frequented. Me likey!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 25, 2011 06:02 PM (YxBuk)

123 I keep seeing Toyota Land Cruisers (my ultimate, ultimate dream vehicle) around town with Obama stickers on them.  WTF?  I hope they're enjoying their fuel bills.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:02 PM (YX6i/)

124 120 Always loved the Orion but I wonder what you think of the proposed replacement, CDR M. How can the Poseidon do the same low-altitude MAD mission?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at March 25, 2011 09:59 PM (ybA9f)

Easy.  No MAD.  Ridiculous I know, but that's the plan.  Hope we get better buoys.  Not sure I would want to be down that low with the P-8 anyway.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:02 PM (cqZXM)

125 Vic was there when God installed the lawn.

Vic was there when God made the rocks that made the dirt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (7utQ2)

126 119 Steevy,

Right, but the USN was supposed to replace the TBF and SBC fleets with her and go for high density wings of low cost tac air.  Instead they got to sniffing some of the USAF's "interdiction bombing nobody should want to CAS" moonshine and built the 6 and 7.  The 6+7 were good birds but there's something about having LOTS of cheaper planes that would make this young(once) infantryman's heart swell in a way ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM......*boom* wouldn't.

The Vietnam era guys I know liked the raider's loiter time....."a lot"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (kq1lG)

127

I found out something on the history channel the other day.  John Walker, the spy we caught in our own CIA, transfered our code translation information to the Soviets.  A machine was needed, however , to use it.  The Soviets got North Korea to capture our spy boat, the Pueblo, to get the machine.  It all makes sense now. 

The Pueblo is still a tourist/propaganda prop in NK.  Personally I think we should have made it a hole in the ocean immediately after getting our troops back.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (2o7Ys)

128
Navy still had Skyraiders on deck in their very light attack squadrons for part of Vietnam

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 09:59 PM (JCmDH)

VNAF flew Skyraider's, and one of my favorite men was then Colonel Nugyen Cao Ky who was Vietnamese AF CO, and frequently flew from Bien Hoa wearing a white silk scarf.  He would come to the O Club and knock back a few, but was never able to buy a drink.  He was a favorite, and especially his wife Tiger Lady, a knockout Eurasian with big tits.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (ZHsNw)

129 #4
Hobo's with shotguns? 

This is going to fuck up Ace's hunts that's for sure.

Doesn't seem fair, guess we'll need something beside the usual baseball bats.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (JpFM9)

130 129 You ever play the X-Wing games?   Its a bitch to get to those Shield Generators.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 10:01 PM (oVQFe)

Easy in a B-Wing! 

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (JSetw)

131 129 You ever play the X-Wing games?   Its a bitch to get to those Shield Generators.

Tie Fighter occupied the most of my time in the mid to late 90's.  Much superior to X-Wing.

/That's because the Rebel fighters were teh suck.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:03 PM (c0A3e)

132 Ha! Ha!  Mr. runningrn never gets worked up about anything, he's pretty darn mellow (Papa Editor will vouch for that).  The steam is coming out of his ears now (I just told him about Moochelle giving the keynote speech at West Point).  I love seeing him like that!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:04 PM (ihSHD)

133 (I used to like her.)

You and me both.

But egg on our face. We should have known she wasn't good people. Too busy entertaining flaming flower/cheese shop owners of East Hampton.

Seriously, every episode has those "men" in it.

Now, I'm just thoroughly disgusted by her. And thinking back, this doesn't surprise me. She was only big name Food Network star that wouldn't donate her time to some charity they were all doing to feed the hungry  (that one they advertise all the time on that network....the name is escaping me)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 06:04 PM (AbPd4)

134

Hell I'm in South Carolina and I elected not to go with Tim Scott/ Nikki Haley because ofWill Folks business interests.  Charleston has plenty of libs and I can't risk losing money at this point.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:05 PM (dWPyO)

135

Vic was there when God made the rocks that made the dirt.

 

Heck, Vic was there before there was light...


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:05 PM (ihSHD)

136 134 CDR M,

just like we'll magically know where the OPFOR's subs are as well since we don't have an actual practical surface ASW scjhool like the old days anymore as well....

"wishful thinking" a part of every young officer's readiness manual

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:05 PM (kq1lG)

137 137 Agreed,Fucking NORK bastards.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:05 PM (JCmDH)

138

It's merlot for me, tonight.  And I don't want to hear a damn thing about it from you faggots, either.

We're not the faggots, wino.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 25, 2011 06:05 PM (gJNMj)

139

I like how it has a windshield wiper.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 10:00 PM (DKV43)

Oh it comes in handy down low when you start to build up salt spray from the ocean up on the windshield.  Even has wiper fluid (well when it works).

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:06 PM (BuYeH)

140 135 Vic was there when God installed the lawn.

Vic was there when God made the rocks that made the dirt.

I remember the year Vic was born, old IS ugly.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:06 PM (JpFM9)

141

Heck, Vic was there before there was light...

How would you know unless you were there, runningrn?    

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:06 PM (c0A3e)

142 Bummer about Ina, (I've got almost all her cookbooks).  I can't say I'm too surprised.  She was in the Clinton administration at one time.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:06 PM (ihSHD)

143 Monty! The Federal Reserve System theme song! (Note the top comment.)

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:00 PM (McG46)

Heh.  That sounds like the music they play at the "Escape from Pompei"
ride at Busch Gardens. 

Wonder if Monty watched Beck's show on the Fed?  Some 23-yr-old kid in the audience asked Beck's guests if he should be worried because he really hadn't earned anything yet.  The guy said, No, the people who should be worried are those closest to retirement."  Oy.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:07 PM (urYpw)

144 Yeah, sometimes Mr. runningrn is so mellow I think he's dead.  Then, he'll say something and everybody will stop and say, "Hey, did he say something? Shut-up, what did he say?"

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:07 PM (YX6i/)

145 In regard to the Mrs. You Know Who giving the keynote at West Point:  If you were deliberately attempting to piss off everyone even remotely right of center, what would you do differently?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:07 PM (7utQ2)

146

Nice, CDR M!

Dad was an ASW Officer who flew on P-3cs out of Rekjavik in the mid 70's on patrols looking for Soviet subs. They called them FLAPs, Fucking Long Ass Patrols.

He told me once that they used to shit in paper bags and drop them out of the sonobouy tubes because there weren't any crappers  aboard.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 06:07 PM (jAPfF)

147

My dad was watching. He probably would have disapproved...because he won't pay my bail money.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 09:50 PM (YxBuk)

When you are fully trained in the use of the force, you can key a car without being observed - distance is no greater a matter to The Force than time.

My favorite trick, of course, is to flip the car onto its roof when no one is watching. *Classic.*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (bxiXv)

148 Hooray a CDR M ONT OMG!!!

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)

149 heh, the hippies thought they were slamming Nixon when they came up with "don't switch d*cks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72". we thought it was the best campaign slogan eveh, and we all voted for Nixon. McGovern went down in flames. good times. good times.

Posted by: lurker at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (2GwcW)

150 86 I used to have P-3C's flying over my neighborhood for years. But the naval air station is all but closed now. I miss them.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (hZFhS)

Same here, and before that blimps, honest to God, (I shouldn't say this cuz it makes me sound older than I am).

Out of Weymouth NAS which is also now closed. They used to call the Orions Subhunters IIRC. Used to see a lot of Skyhawks too.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (HBqDo)

151 hi all
I'm at Denver airport awaiting my flight to LA
whazzap?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (/wk5o)

152 139 #4
Hobo's with shotguns? 

This is going to fuck up Ace's hunts that's for sure.

Doesn't seem fair, guess we'll need something beside the usual baseball bats.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:03 PM (JpFM9)

--The awesome thing about Hobo With A Shotgun is the straightforwardness of the title.  It also appears one of the actresses is related to the great John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey on Trailer Park Boys).

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)

153 just like we'll magically know where the OPFOR's subs are as well since we don't have an actual practical surface ASW scjhool like the old days anymore as well....

"wishful thinking" a part of every young officer's readiness manual

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:05 PM (kq1lG)

There is a bigger focus on ASW now.  And we are making it tougher on Blue Force ships to find them.  i.e. don't give them OPFOR sub regen points.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:09 PM (JSetw)

154 162 ChemJeff,

Inflation

K'ronos Konsort's social calender


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:09 PM (kq1lG)

155

Heck, Vic was there before there was light...

Perhaps.

I do know his old ass is up way before mine is.

In fact, lemme just say hi to him right now.

Hi Vic, I suspect you will be reading this in about 5 hours!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:09 PM (dWPyO)

156 Star Destroyers are cool, but they have a fatal design flaw. Their shield generators shouldn't be located on the top of the ship in plain view.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:53 PM (c0A3e)

Another Palpatine screw-up. Don't get me started!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 06:09 PM (bxiXv)

157

110 Just completed the geography quiz, during which this profound question occurred to me. The citizens of Nigeria are called Nigerians, but wouldn't the citizens of Niger be called Nigerians

Both are properly referred to as, "Nwordians".

Posted by: mghorning at March 25, 2011 06:09 PM (JscFm)

158 164 CDR M,


really?

Good I ran with Paul vebber for a bit online...he was an ASW school hand.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:10 PM (kq1lG)

159 Fucking Carolina won and Duke lost. 

I'll have to listen to those assholes now for an entire year.

I could use a little kinetic energy on some of those dickheads.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:10 PM (JpFM9)

160 CDR M, It seemed the Orion took a long time getting off the ground.  Was that a fuel saving measure also?  The altitude warning didn't surprise me as it looked like the plane was below 500 ft.  Question, could a stong downdraft cause so sudden a drop from that altitude that the pilot could be drinking saltwater?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (2o7Ys)

161

I'm at Denver airport awaiting my flight to LA
whazzap
?

Don't go into the basement.

I'd give you advice on what to do if you have a layover, but Denver's airport is in the middle of Kansas. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (dWPyO)

162

Oh it comes in handy down low when you start to build up salt spray from the ocean up on the windshield.  Even has wiper fluid (well when it works).

heh. I would think you would use that special bug scraping kind

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (DKV43)

163 rrn, I thought it was the Reagan administration? Nuclear "expert" (uh huh) or something like that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (AbPd4)

164 141 129 You ever play the X-Wing games?   Its a bitch to get to those Shield Generators.

Tie Fighter occupied the most of my time in the mid to late 90's.  Much superior to X-Wing.

/That's because the Rebel fighters were teh suck.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:03 PM (c0A3e)

Eh, I played X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter, and X-Wing Alliance.  It was fun to pilot the Falcon and a few of the other Corellian YT's.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (oVQFe)

165 167 Merovign,
well "technically" it was a Republic design for the idiotically shortened "clone wars".....

Goddamnit I need to take my medicene I am getting a Lucas rage building

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (kq1lG)

166 CDRM, do you ever get to go up in a Buff?

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (JpFM9)

167 86
I used to have P-3C's flying over my neighborhood for years. But the naval air station is all but closed now. I miss them.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (hZFhS)

Growing up in Marquette County, MI, when K. I. Sawyer was a SAC base, we used to see the B-52s on approach over Lake Superior whenever the wind blew from the south. Fighters, too, but I can't recall what they were.

Now Sawyer is "Sawyer International Airport" -- what international flights there are and to where I have no idea -- and from time to time the commercial flights come in over Lake Superior. I was on one a couple of years ago coming up from O'Hare and those of us in the know wondered what the hell the pilot was doing because we could see through the broken clouds that we were well on our way to Big Bay before he turned south. And then, the coolest thing ... we spotted an iron ore carrier steaming along right underneath us. I had never seen one from above before ...

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (hsLUJ)

168

He told me once that they used to shit in paper bags and drop them out of the sonobouy tubes because there weren't any crappers  aboard.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 10:07 PM (jAPfF)

Well, there is a crapper but it may as well just be a bucket.  You would line it with a bag (plastic), do your business, tie it off and then double and triple bag it.  If you dump it out the dump chute, the bag is likely to explode on the outside of the plane which is a no-no.  You'd be washing a plane when you got back on deck.  Regardless, you still owed the crew a case of beer for defiling the air environment.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:11 PM (JSetw)

169

Vic was there when God made the rocks that made the dirt.

Vic was old when God was a boy.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (urYpw)

170 162 hi all
I'm at Denver airport awaiting my flight to LA
whazzap?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:08 PM (/wk5o)

--Purpose of the trip?

Dating Tips by Rum?

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (BP6Z1)

171 Heck, Vic was there before there was light...

And God said, "Let there be light", saw Vic and said "Yeah, I should have thought that one through a little better."

Also, MERLOT backwards is TOLREM, and "tolrem" in Finnish means "beta male swill."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (7utQ2)

172 Kansas done smashed those dirty spiders. 20 points? Get the fuck out of the sweet 16 if you are going to lose by 20.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (saFHA)

173 Another Palpatine screw-up. Don't get me started!

By the way, Sith Lord, how proficient are you at Battle Mediation?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (c0A3e)

174 The US Navy has severely deemphasized ASW.The one thing that probably requires the most training.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:12 PM (JCmDH)

175 176 Buzzion,

I always wanted a corellian blockade runner like the Tantive IV

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:13 PM (kq1lG)

176 Delta Smelt yeah landing here at the airport was a bit shaky

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:13 PM (/wk5o)

177 Yes, that #1 engine was shutdown as is pretty standard when on station looking for subs so one can save gas and stay on station longer.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 09:58 PM (y67bA)

Do those orions carry that MAD gear?  How close do you have to be to detect a sub with that?

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 06:13 PM (FIDMq)

178 178 CDRM, do you ever get to go up in a Buff?

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:11 PM (JpFM9)

No, but I have been up in a B-24.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:13 PM (y67bA)

179 Drinking coffee as I abused the val u rite too much in my younger years...

Good 'un CDR M, as usual you do ONT to a fairthewell....

Rum maybe we can start a bail fund here so you don't miss those scratching opportunities again..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 06:13 PM (QmgF7)

180

I'm not saying Hi to Vic....and you know why. Cause he is a RINO!!!!

Huge RINO. 

The king of AOS RINOs is that Mallamutt dude though.  Crazy.  He hearts Susan Collins.  It's sick.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (dWPyO)

181 logprof I'm going to a conference

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (/wk5o)

182

You know what was cool?  When the British, being their imperialistic selves back in the day, before everyone was made to feel ashamed for wanting to have some kind of moral standards, wiped out the THUGEES in India. 

The THUGEES were a religious/thievery group that sidled up to caravans like traveling friends and then knifed people in their sleep and stole their shit.

Now, apparently, we can't figure out who's evil and who's not.

 

Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (RPC8g)

183

Jesus. A Gurkha does it again. He held off 30 taliban

best line, he wasn't afraid to give up his life, but he wanted to take some taliban with him.

fired all 400 rounds he had, 17 grenades, a mine and used a machine gun tripod to beat the shit out of taliban.

 

Why can't we take the Gurkhas off of the british???

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (DKV43)

184

Another Palpatine screw-up. Don't get me started!

 

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it . . . more or less.  Oh, and something, something, something, dark side.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (zgZzy)

185 188 Delta Smelt yeah landing here at the airport was a bit shaky

Thankfully the Air Control Tower Operator probably wasn't asleep at the switch. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)

186 Genius ONT, CDR M. Pure genius.

Posted by: USA at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (YZISw)

187 186 Steevy,

well it was the primary focus of surface fleet for a LONG time....

I am of the mind we should get back to the gunboats....

the Newport News would look awfully nice working its magic on Somalia right now.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:14 PM (kq1lG)

188 Red Shirt is a Chinese spy!!!!

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (JCmDH)

189 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking? As previously stated: Lagavulin, laddie. If it's not Scottish, it's crap. Specifically, if it's not from Islay, it's not even crap in an ill-defined quantum probability sense. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 09:52 PM (7utQ2 Nice choice, Circa. I am an Ardbeg Corryvreckan guy, myself.

Posted by: In Exile at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (2tODX)

190

Why can't we take the Gurkhas off of the british???

 

Gurkha gurkha!

Posted by: The Gurkhas at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (zgZzy)

191 logprof I'm going to a conference

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:14 PM (/wk5o)

They do conferences for cooking crystal, now?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (YX6i/)

192

Dating Tips by Rum?

If Rum wants to coblog a regular post with me, I'm game.  Heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (dWPyO)

193

So, my buddy test drove a Volt, today.  His sister is a high-up Exec. @ GM.  I should call him to see if he's still alive.

 

There was a great op-ed in the WSJ the other day advocating that we no longer subsidize electric cars.  Did you know that the first electric car was made 180 years ago in Scottland?  He made the point that the electric car technology hasn't evolved much over time.  The new volts batteries cost about 20k, the chargers run almost 1000 bucks, the electrical grids will have to be updated and changed (billions of dollars), and it's just not worth it.  To have a car that can go 80 miles on one 8 hour charge and has to have it's very expensive battery replaced in 8-10 years (leaving you with a car with zero resale value).  So not worth it all.  And yet we are subsidizing this crap.


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (ihSHD)

194 193 logprof I'm going to a conference

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:14 PM (/wk5o)

--Sorry to hear.   L.A. is one big U.S. city I have avoided, and would care not if I avoided the rest of my life.  Too bad your conference was not in San Diego.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:15 PM (BP6Z1)

195 195 Ben,

because mom always keeps the best toys for  herself....

we'll get the Gurks when "king Charles" admits he is Muslim and the nation goes civil war

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:16 PM (kq1lG)

196 195 We probably could if we paid better.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:16 PM (JCmDH)

197 Thankfully the Air Control Tower Operator probably wasn't asleep at the switch.

The new safeguards ensure that they are all meth'd up now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:16 PM (7utQ2)

198 190 178 CDRM, do you ever get to go up in a Buff?

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:11 PM (JpFM9)

No, but I have been up in a B-24.


Me too, they had one from I the Confederate Air Force, here for a show.

I've landed at Sawyer too, that is one long fucking runway in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (JpFM9)

199 hi all
I'm at Denver airport awaiting my flight to LA
whazzap?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:08 PM (/wk5o)

Since Delta Smelt warned you about the basement, could you walk around and find that lifesize horse with the glowing red eyes?  Just want to hear a firsthand report.  There's supposed to be lots of commie-era UNION art on the walls.  No doubt it's getting dark there, but word is the barbed-wire fence ringing the airport leans inward for some strange reason -- and it's on purpose.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (urYpw)

200 Damn.  So much awesomeness here. 

Oh, and Meggie Mac is teh fat ho.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (UOM48)

201 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Becks Dark baby. Couldn't find Samuel Adams at the closest liquor store, but the best thing to come out of Herm land is a pretty damn good second.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (saFHA)

202

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 10:14 PM (DKV43)

 

Hey Bud Light!  I think we just found your next Real Man of Genius!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (ihSHD)

203   Too bad your conference was not in San Diego.

The ASBMB one is in DC this year but then for the next 4 it rotates between San Diego and Boston.   This is probably going to be my last one for a while, (hopefully).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (c0A3e)

204 Cruise videos for P-3's?  Now I have seen it all.
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:18 PM (f4gk9)

205 That Pachelbel rant video is hilarious.  Though I was surprised how he didn't mention that that number is now the default at weddings.

Posted by: brak at March 25, 2011 06:18 PM (nIoiW)

206 Navy flew B-24 types on maritime survellance.PB4 were they called?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:18 PM (JCmDH)

207 I am an Ardbeg Corryvreckan guy, myself.

Nice.

I choose Lagavulin because I prefer peat notes with a peaty finish.  And peat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:19 PM (7utQ2)

208

Do those orions carry that MAD gear?  How close do you have to be to detect a sub with that?

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 10:13 PM (FIDMq)

1000 milisieverts.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:19 PM (y67bA)

209 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Nothing, 29 days left till Lent is OVER!

Praise God!

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:19 PM (JpFM9)

210

 CDRM, do you ever get to go up in a Buff?

 

Heh!  I had to read that twice.  I thought it said "Do you ever go up in the Buff?"


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:19 PM (ihSHD)

211 Sousa. The master of the march.

Posted by: fb at March 25, 2011 06:20 PM (7Paz9)

212

Me too, they had one from I the Confederate Air Force, here for a show.

I've landed at Sawyer too, that is one long fucking runway in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:17 PM (JpFM9)

Heh.  That was the one I went up in at an air show in '96 down in Brownsville, TX.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (BuYeH)

213 And yet we are subsidizing this crap


Same with wind and solar which have been around since the later 1800's yet still don't produce as needed...

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (QmgF7)

214 okay RushBabe you should know that I'm like the biggest pop culture idiot so I don't get your references

I haven't seen any horse with glowing eyes

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (/wk5o)

215

His Excellency, Mallamutt Da Da, RINO President for Life and Supreme Commander of All RINO Forces, Conqurer of Puritans Everywhere in General and AOSHQ In Particular.

Idi Amin takes never get old.  Plus 1!  Can I be that white dude in Last King of Scotland?  You know the young RINO doctor?

could you walk around and find that lifesize horse with the glowing red eyes? 

Yup, quite the controversy in the Mile High City.  Ugly scary thing.

Dan Caplis, a local conservative talk show host and good guy calls it, Old Meth.  Truly an embarrassment.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (dWPyO)

216

I can't keep up already. Aaaaaaaa

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)

217 224 I must admit I read it that way at first too.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (JCmDH)

218 Damn.  So much awesomeness here.

Shucks, twern't nothin' ma'am.

However, if you have some spare cash, my long-lost moonshining great uncle from Alabama left me a $38 million inheritance that I need help processing.

Take off your top.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (7utQ2)

219
Did you hear about the latest Hollywood blockbuster?

Squid Pilots Can't March

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2011 06:21 PM (7+pP9)

220 That map reminds me of the map in the Brokenlands.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (qIHlG)

221 #224

Buff=B-52.  There were those big fucking planes on the ground on the right as the P-3 was taking off from Barksdale, I am guessing that was the base.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (JpFM9)

222

1000 milisieverts.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (y67bA)

So, um...1 Sievert?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (McG46)

223 #230

Must refrain from obvious decadent joke...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (c0A3e)

224 yeah logprof next year's conference is going to be in San Diego

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (/wk5o)

225

I can't keep up already. Aaaaaaaa

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 10:21 PM (RZ8pf)

Hey, it's cool' darlin'.  Just go with the flow. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (YX6i/)

226 I don't know what the hell is going on, but the only way I can refresh the screen is to post something ... your loss, by the way.

And I know Vic is older than me, but not by too much.I remember Kennedy and I was a county delegate for Nixon, so you damn punks GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (hsLUJ)

227 Thankfully the Air Control Tower Operator probably wasn't asleep at the switch.

The new safeguards ensure that they are all meth'd up now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 10:16 PM (7utQ2)

This morning, Steve Doocy interviewed a passenger from one of those Reagan National flights and the guy said the union was claiming it was all a "staffing problem."  (Sounds like the problem is staffing the night shift with people who aren't sleeping.)

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (urYpw)

228 Wait, chemjeff, you're flying into LA for a conference in Anaheim? Why not fly into John Wayne?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (YxBuk)

229 Ahhh, peat. We are having a Japan fundraiser/Whisky event tomorrow here in Shanghai. Some nice selections, I think: The Hakushu Heavily Peated Single Malt Yamazaki Puncheon Single Malt Whisky Hibiki 12 year old Japanese Whisky Nikka From The Barrel (50c

Posted by: In Exile at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (2tODX)

230

Since Delta Smelt warned you about the basement, could you walk around and find that lifesize horse with the glowing red eyes?  Just want to hear a firsthand report.  There's supposed to be lots of commie-era UNION art on the walls.  No doubt it's getting dark there, but word is the barbed-wire fence ringing the airport leans inward for some strange reason -- and it's on purpose.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 10:17 PM (urYpw)

--That horse is outside, at the approaches to the airport, not within easy walking distance.  It looks demonic, and (in following the belief that there is a curce on the airport) while being constructed it fell on the sculptor and killed him.

Fucking broncos . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (BP6Z1)

231 Geography quiz is recycled. Do they have any for the rest of the world?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (qIHlG)

232 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Three different brands of pale ale and Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (f4gk9)

233 Took Honey Badger Jr to the park. What I miss?

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (f0evc)

234

Yeah, sometimes Mr. runningrn is so mellow I think he's dead.  Then, he'll say something and everybody will stop and say, "Hey, did he say something? Shut-up, what did he say?"

 

Ha! Ha!   That's funny.  Our running friends call him "Silent (insert his name)".  One of them calls him "Oh Silent One".  Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (ihSHD)

235 Barksdale, I am guessing that was the base.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:22 PM (JpFM9)

Nope.  Anderson AFB, Guam.  You can see it start tip over when the P-3 lifts off.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (Mv/2X)

236 Dating Tips by Rum? Hey, the kinda cute guy at the cleaners said he'd give me 40% off my cleaning bill! Wait, that's not really a dating tip...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 25, 2011 06:23 PM (YxBuk)

237 okay RushBabe you should know that I'm like the biggest pop culture idiot so I don't get your references

I haven't seen any horse with glowing eyes

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:21 PM (/wk5o)

Don't feel bad, they aren't popular.  More like "obscure."

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (McG46)

238 The king of beers.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (qIHlG)

239

Dubya leading the Marine Corps band.  Fucking priceless.  God, but I miss that man.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (Z71Vg)

240 242 Wait, chemjeff, you're flying into LA for a conference in Anaheim? Why not fly into John Wayne?

because I'm dumb

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (/wk5o)

241

OK, which book was it that had the DIA conspiracy in it?

Which I half believe anyway, what the heck are those Star Wars looking outbuildings for anyway?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)

242  Regardless, you still owed the crew a case of beer for defiling the air environment.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:11 PM (JSetw)

Dad was kind of an asshole. He showed me pictures once of he and his buddy driving a zebra striped Pinto through the streets near the air base in the Azores, scaring the natives.

 

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (jAPfF)

243 Are you presenting at the ACS meeting, chemjeff?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:25 PM (G8NKv)

244 This morning, Steve Doocy interviewed a passenger from one of those Reagan National flights and the guy said the union was claiming it was all a "staffing problem."

Having flown in and out of Reagan A LOT, I would characterize it as a "the Potomac River is right fucking there" problem.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:25 PM (7utQ2)

245 Hey, PAGIS--I saw that blue light you were talking about.  It looks like the K-mart Blue Light Special light in a little cage.  Weird. 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:25 PM (ihSHD)

246

Fucking broncos . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 10:23 PM (BP6Z1

Leave it to the Chiefs fan to get in a cheap shot.  heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:25 PM (dWPyO)

247

Heh!  I had to read that twice.  I thought it said "Do you ever go up in the Buff?"


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (ihSHD)

Well, there was this one time....

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (JSetw)

248 a zebra striped Pinto

I must have one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (7utQ2)

249 223 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Nothing, 29 days left till Lent is OVER!

Praise God!

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (JpFM9)

Psssst, today is a solemnity so Lent is on hold.

Posted by: logprof knows Catholics at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (BP6Z1)

250 LOL #247 - I can just imagine honey badger at the park....

Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (RPC8g)

251 258 Are you presenting at the ACS meeting, chemjeff?

yes I have a poster Tuesday evening

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (/wk5o)

252

 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Tequila baby.  Milagro anejo to be exact.  Best shit out there.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (Z71Vg)

253 because I'm dumb

Nah, its probably cheaper to fly into LA anyway.  IIRC, it was 100 dollars more to fly into the John Wayne vs LAX last year.  Guess which one the secretaries booked me on. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (c0A3e)

254 Yeah, cj, you should have done John Wayne.  Waaaay better.  Much nicer, smaller and not a soul in site.  It's probably the smoothest place I've ever flown in to/out of.  So easy. 

Of course, that is that bit about them turning the engines off, glide it for a bit and then turn the engines back on when they climb due to "ordinance".

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (YX6i/)

255 I love you Cathaholics and your kooky old rites.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (McG46)

256 #249

Well that answers the question as to wtf the water was doing so close to the runway.  On the Barksdale website it shows almost the same runway configuration, but no water to the right.  Fooled my ass!

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (JpFM9)

257

Yeah, the horse is outside, not in the airport, and it is reallly creepy looking at certain times of day. But if you have time and don't mind getting probed by security again, go down by baggage claim and take a gander at the weird gas mask folk murals.

 

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)

258 Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 10:24 PM (Z71Vg) I'm with you there. I didn't like a lot of Bush's politics, but I trusted him and knew that he was a patriot. Our current POTUS fills me with rage and regret.

Posted by: In Exile at March 25, 2011 06:27 PM (2tODX)

259 The king of beers.

Our high school band used to end their halftime show with the "You've Said It All" song.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (7utQ2)

260

The last person I know who agreed to something before really understanding what was going on was Mrs. Mallamutt when......but, eh, yea....never mind

Nice.

I think you would dig the movie.  It's a good one.  I've seen it more than once.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (dWPyO)

261 Miller - Livin the High Life

Posted by: melvin at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (3OCZw)

262

Well, there was this one time....

 

For real? 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (ihSHD)

263

Heh!  I had to read that twice.  I thought it said "Do you ever go up in the Buff?"


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (ihSHD)

Well, there was this one time....

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:26 PM (JSetw)

LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! (but I sure am glad I wasn't your plane captain for that trip)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (f4gk9)

264

Heh!  I had to read that twice.  I thought it said "Do you ever go up in the Buff?"


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (ihSHD)

ha, well he is in the Navy. Evening all.

Great ONT CDR M

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:28 PM (MtwBb)

265 I'm going to John Wayne airport; it was cheaper that LAX and of course closer. chemjeff, can we get a sneak peak at your poster?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (G8NKv)

266

 Hey, PAGIS--I saw that blue light you were talking about.  It looks like the K-mart Blue Light Special light in a little cage.  Weird

I know, it does sorta look like a blue light special! I think it must be fairly new. Maybe it has something to do with whatever is in that little building on the corner. 

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (RZ8pf)

267 Logprof, you DO know Sunday's are NOT in Lent?  I am not cheating though that's why I am going for 4/24, AKA Easter, even though Lent ends Friday 4/22.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (JpFM9)

268 But if you have time and don't mind getting probed by security again, go down by baggage claim and take a gander at the weird gas mask folk murals.

hmm.... seeing folk gas mask murals vs. another round of gate rape... hmm... well, I think I'm skipping the murals

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (/wk5o)

269 Three different brands of pale ale and Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 10:23 PM (f4gk9)

--Shit, I forgot that I bought some Alexander Keith's Tartan Ale.  I must have some before my taste buds short out tonight.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:30 PM (BP6Z1)

270

I'm with you there. I didn't like a lot of Bush's politics, but I trusted him and knew that he was a patriot. Our current POTUS fills me with rage and regret.

 

I disagreed with Bush on a bunch of stuff, but I knew he loved this country and had it's best interests at heart.

As far as what everyone is drinking, I'm having milk.  (Eating dinner)

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:30 PM (ihSHD)

271 chemjeff, can we get a sneak peak at your poster?

Yes, please!  I'd love to see what you're researching, even if I probably won't understand much of it.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:30 PM (c0A3e)

272

I'm with you there. I didn't like a lot of Bush's politics, but I trusted him and knew that he was a patriot. Our current POTUS fills me with rage and regret.

Totally agree.  My biggest gripe while he was in office really was not going after the MFM more.  I truly believe he loves his country and I know he made mistakes but that was the bottom line.  And.. he fucking loved the military and they knew it.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:30 PM (Z71Vg)

273 Last week I moved and finally finished all the moving shit a couple of days ago. It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet. Fucking fucked up economy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:31 PM (saFHA)

274 eman are you presenting at ACS?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:31 PM (/wk5o)

275 I'm drinking a very good Kentucky bourbon. Neat.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (G8NKv)

276 And.. he fucking loved the military and they knew it.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 10:30 PM (Z71Vg)

I remember there was a great sigh of relief when he was elected because we would finally, for the first time in eight years, have a CinC that actually liked us.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (f4gk9)

277

I know, it does sorta look like a blue light special! I think it must be fairly new. Maybe it has something to do with whatever is in that little building on the corner. 

 

It is strange!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (ihSHD)

278 As far as what everyone is drinking, I'm having milk.

DAIRYIST!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (7utQ2)

279 271 I love you Cathaholics and your kooky old rites.

Episcopalian, Catholic light with Ghey's and married priests.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (JpFM9)

280 Mrs Sifty just got home and relieved me from my shift in the baby mines.

Take me to the Fountain of Peace and Mellow, Miss Guinness, you sexy Irish slut you.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (f0evc)

281

For real? 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:28 PM (ihSHD)

Yup.  We had a holy roller for mission commander so we pranked him right after takeoff with Condition IV checks.  We wore only the required equipment as stated in NATOPS which was helmet, survival vest, gloves, dog tags and steel toed boots.  The look on his face was priceless.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:32 PM (cqZXM)

282

 but I knew he loved this country and had it's best interests at heart.

Funny how there was actually a time when this was pretty standard and we were left to bitch about other stuff.  Now it's a selling point for any potential candidate. 

Doom.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:33 PM (dWPyO)

283 It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet. Fucking fucked up economy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:31 PM (saFHA)

It was easy for me. It was after the divorce. All I had was a shaving kit.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:33 PM (MtwBb)

284 282 Logprof, you DO know Sunday's are NOT in Lent?  I am not cheating though that's why I am going for 4/24, AKA Easter, even though Lent ends Friday 4/22.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:29 PM (JpFM9)

--Check the calendar.  Today is Annunciation.  Solemnity means not only that you do not have to hold to Lenten vows, but you can even eat meat even though it's Friday.  I have a super-religious  wife so I am on good authority.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:33 PM (BP6Z1)

285

Yup.  We had a holy roller for mission commander so we pranked him right after takeoff with Condition IV checks.  We wore only the required equipment as stated in NATOPS which was helmet, survival vest, gloves, dog tags and steel toed boots.  The look on his face was priceless.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:32 PM (cqZXM)

I'm guessing this has been a while back...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:33 PM (f4gk9)

286 It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet.

Place look like Stonehnge?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:33 PM (7utQ2)

287 I saw some kind of cable show about all the weird things at the Denver airport.Some really fucked up things in the murals.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (JCmDH)

288 293 As far as what everyone is drinking, I'm having milk.

DAIRYIST!!!

She's drinking a toxic substance (as deemed so by our EPA).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (c0A3e)

289

Last week I moved and finally finished all the moving shit a couple of days ago. It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet. Fucking fucked up economy.

did you sell your house already?

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (ihSHD)

290 Hey, I'm eating meat today.

Oh yeah, I'm not Catholic. *sticks tongue out*

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (YX6i/)

291 eman are you presenting at ACS? Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:31 PM (/wk5o) No, just going for two talks on Sunday, and to hang around. Might next year though. Some recent work looks right for it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (G8NKv)

292 Forecast here tonight in the State That Cannot Be Named is for temperatures in the 20s. But I don't give a shit because tomorrow I'm going to Florida for a week -- woo hoo! Tomorrow night we're going to Jacksonville to visit my Dad's youngest (libtard) brother. We're cool, though, because his wife's conservative so he'll be outnumbered 3 to 1, so we'll see if he can put together a cogent argument without resorting to, "Yeah, but Bush was worse!"

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (hsLUJ)

293 Episcopalian, Catholic light with Ghey's and married priests.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:32 PM (JpFM9)

--Heh, well carry on with your wimpy Lent.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:34 PM (BP6Z1)

294

It was easy for me. It was after the divorce. All I had was a shaving kit.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 10:33 PM (MtwBb)

She let you get away with a shaving kit?  Lucky bastard!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (f4gk9)

295 Place look like Stonehnge?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 10:33 PM (7utQ2)


Kinda.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (saFHA)

296 Hi y'all.  It's gonna fuckin' snow here this weekend.  I am not happy.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (d88g9)

297 I would gladly give a hundred bucks for someone to hit Jim Nantz with a chair.  "LOOK AT THIS PASSING!!!"  Which is followed immediately by an Ohio State brick off the back of the rim.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (7utQ2)

298 State mottoes should be changed to reflect on the presidents born in that state. California = tear down this wall state Arkansas = unremarkable blow job state Texas= dead or alive state Illinois= the Kenya state Remember, self programming robots are also self pleasing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (EiH7n)

299 OOOOooo, my tequila just ran into my wine and made a very nice clincking sound.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (Z71Vg)

300

I'm guessing this has been a while back...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 10:33 PM (f4gk9)

Yeah, back in the 90's during a long deployment to the Disneyland of the Gulf, Bahrain.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:35 PM (BuYeH)

301

Yup.  We had a holy roller for mission commander so we pranked him right after takeoff with Condition IV checks.  We wore only the required equipment as stated in NATOPS which was helmet, survival vest, gloves, dog tags and steel toed boots.  The look on his face was priceless.

 

Ha! Ha!  That is too funny!  Wow.  I'm guessing the seats must be leather...(or hoping!)

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (ihSHD)

302 California = tear down this wall state

California won't even let them build the damn wall.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (d88g9)

303

She let you get away with a shaving kit?  Lucky bastard!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 10:35 PM (f4gk9)

Yeah I traded her a rental condo we owned for it. dumb broad.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (MtwBb)

304 282
Logprof, you DO know Sunday's are NOT in Lent?  I am not cheating though that's why I am going for 4/24, AKA Easter, even though Lent ends Friday 4/22.
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:29 PM (JpFM9)

Correctamundo. Sundays are Feast Days, so (mis)behave accordingly.

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (hsLUJ)

305 I'm sorta interested in that can't get pregnant cure.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (f0evc)

306

Hi y'all.  It's gonna fuckin' snow here this weekend.  I am not happy.

You must live in Missouri.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:36 PM (Z71Vg)

307

Drankin' PBRs and listening to country.

BTFW, why did Reba have to borrow Beyonce's If I Were a Boy.

It's stuck in my head.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (jAPfF)

308 316  S Jig,

you're welcome...nice awesome spam

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (kq1lG)

309 Hey, I'm eating meat today.

Oh yeah, I'm not Catholic. *sticks tongue out*

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:34 PM (YX6i/)

My mother was Catholic, but not a good one (my dad wasn't).  I was even an alter boy once.  When I was about eight we all got religion and started going to holy roller church.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (f4gk9)

310 State mottoes should be changed to reflect on the presidents born in that state.

George Wallace didn't make it, but I would take:

"Curtis LeMay will mess you up."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (7utQ2)

311 #299

Oh, well damn, so to speak.  Sort of like the St Patrick's day exemption!

So if she is Catholic axe her when she has Lent ending.  Some Catholics tell me Good Friday and others tell me Saturday at noon.

What you papist say?  We Episcopalians are usually too drunk to remember.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (JpFM9)

312 i cheated on some birth states because i was careless

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (EiH7n)

313

 would gladly give a hundred bucks for someone to hit Jim Nantz with a chair.  "

Dude always has a shit eating grin on his face.  For good reason too.

NCAA, Masters and NFL are his regular gigs.  Not a bad job.

Plus he's a conservative.  I'll take him over Bob Costas or a bunch of other douchebags.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:37 PM (dWPyO)

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (/wk5o)

315 State mottoes should be changed to reflect on the presidents born in that state.

California = tear down this wall state
Arkansas = unremarkable blow job state
Texas= dead or alive state
Illinois= the Kenya state

Arkansas = the Blow Me State

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (vdfwz)

316 You must live in Missouri.

Across the river from it, but they're guessing anywhere from a trace to 4 inches.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (d88g9)

317 242
Wait, chemjeff, you're flying into LA for a conference in Anaheim? Why not fly into John Wayne?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 25, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk)

Because that would be termed "auguring in", ma'am.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (hsLUJ)

318 BTFW, why did Reba have to borrow Beyonce's If I Were a Boy.

Consider Me Gone is the one that rattles around in head for days at a time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (7utQ2)

319

did you sell your house already?

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:34 PM (ihSHD)


Nope, couldn't sell. The listing agreement lasts until the 20th of April, after that who knows. The house is in my wife's name only and if it doesn't sell by then she has to file bankruptcy. Unfortunately, after 10 resumes, nobody is hiring. What a fucking shock. Can't refy when you are on funemployment.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (saFHA)

320 321 I'm sorta interested in that can't get pregnant cure.

*ahem*  Abstinence works 100% of the time.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:39 PM (c0A3e)

321 Hi y'all.  It's gonna fuckin' snow here this weekend.  I am not happy.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 10:35 PM (d88g9)

Sucks being you.  It's going to be cold here, too, all the way down in the fifties.  Youngest Daughter is in J-ville FL this week.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:39 PM (f4gk9)

322 P-3 Orion kicks ass! Death to submarines! (okay I used to play a lot of "Harpoon")

Posted by: Dubya Bee at March 25, 2011 06:39 PM (JYReZ)

323 Plus he's a conservative.

I did not know that.  Dispensation granted.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:39 PM (7utQ2)

324 Ha!  Dairyist!   Yup, that's me.  I support Big Dairy. 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:40 PM (ihSHD)

325  would gladly give a hundred bucks for someone to hit Jim Nantz with a chair.  "

I'll double that!  How about a baseball bat?

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:40 PM (JpFM9)

326 336:

My wife is pushing that cure.


Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:40 PM (f0evc)

327 Across the river from it, but they're guessing anywhere from a trace to 4 inches.
I'm hoping it's just a cold rain here.  Big party tomorrow night and the guest of honor is gonna be late.  WTF??  We all said, okay, well guess we'll see ya when you get here.  Fricking ex wife is being a bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (Z71Vg)

328 339 Plus he's a conservative.

I did not know that.  Dispensation granted.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 10:39 PM (7utQ2)

--Yeah, I even put up with Cris Collinsworth because of that.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (BP6Z1)

329 I just don't understand the no meat Lent thing.  It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.  Why limit yourself to stuff when it clearly says, "Eat that shit!"  Or something like that.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (YX6i/)

330 Hey, ever feel like it's Groundhog Day?

Where it's the same shit every day......same shit every day......same shit every day.

Never mind me. Just babbling...


Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (AbPd4)

331 But of course, if you go look at the website behind the geography quiz...you see it's a commie propaganda front. They probably just want the children to learn about how to be good dhimmis and know the part of the world where their future masters will come from. Geez...

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (k4bdL)

332 It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet. Fucking fucked up economy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:31 PM (saFHA)



Never figured you for a princess, SamA.  Who knew? 

Posted by: Peaches, feelin' good in 700 sq ft at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (zxpIo)

333 Hi y'all.  It's gonna fuckin' snow here this weekend.  I am not happy.
Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 10:35 PM (d88g9)

That's what you get for not living in the most populous city in the state. Here it's going to be in the 40's and rain all day.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:41 PM (saFHA)

334 Wife's brother flew in the P3 back in the day.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (f0evc)

335 State mottoes should be changed to reflect on the presidents born in that state.

Hawaii: The You'll Just Have to Trust Us State

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (op4Bf)

336 I'm gonna get some ice cream and put in my special kinetic shake machine, and make a thick delicious chocolate kinetic Friday shake.
 

Posted by: melvin at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (3OCZw)

337 State mottoes should be changed to reflect on the presidents born in that state.

California = tear down this wall state
Arkansas = unremarkable blow job state
Texas= dead or alive state
Illinois= the Kenya state

Actually, only Clinton was born in the state you named. Reagan was born in Illinois, Bush in Connecticut, and Obama supposedly in Hawaii

Born in California = Nixon
Born in Texas = LBJ
Born in Illinois = Reagan

And where was the president the Land of Lincoln born in? Kentucky

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (vdfwz)

338

I did not know that.  Dispensation granted.

Yeah, Rush had him on a few years ago when he wrote a book.  As I'm sure you know, Rush rarely has guests. 

I think Joe Buck is a tool ,but if I found out he was right of center it would help.....a little.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (dWPyO)

339 2-hydroxypryidine obviously needs to get off its ass and get a job, chemjeff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:42 PM (7utQ2)

340

I just don't understand the no meat Lent thing.  It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.

The bible to catholics is like the constitution to liberals.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:43 PM (MtwBb)

341 sneak peak Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:38 PM (/wk5o) measured or calculated values, or a mix?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:43 PM (G8NKv)

342

Heck, it may or may not snow here in Norfolk on Sunday.  Mid 30's with rain.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:43 PM (y67bA)

343 330 sneak peak

Gibbs!  No!!!!!  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:43 PM (c0A3e)

344 Hey, ever feel like it's Groundhog Day?

Where it's the same shit every day......same shit every day......same shit every day.

Never mind me. Just babbling...


Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 10:41 PM (AbPd4)

USS George Washington, December 1994.  The winds were too high to dock us, so we sat for two days out in the basin at Naval Station Norfolk, watching our kin on the pier, who were watching us.  At night the Captain would get in his helo and go ashore.  Next day, repeat.  Some fucked in the head bastard, may he rot in the deepest caverns of Hell, played Groundhog Day back to back for two days.  I really hate that movie.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (f4gk9)

345

--Yeah, I even put up with Cris Collinsworth because of that.

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (dWPyO)

346 Hawaii: The You'll Just Have to Trust Us State

Annnnnnndddddd, Heather wins the thread.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (7utQ2)

347 Never figured you for a princess, SamA.  Who knew? 

Posted by: Peaches, feelin' good in 700 sq ft at March 25, 2011 10:41 PM (zxpIo)


Granted you have better scenery where you are at, but here we have more sensible real estate pricing. My 3400 square feet is only selling for $169,900. In your neck of the woods, it would go for 1.2 million, and unfortunately there are a lot of stupid fools who would pay that much there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (saFHA)

348 *ahem* Abstinence works 100% of the time. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:39 PM (c0A3e) I use the world's best birth control: my personality

Posted by: In Exile at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (2tODX)

349

The bible to catholics is like the constitution to liberals.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 10:43 PM (MtwBb)

Oh, buuuuuuuurrrrrnnnn!

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:44 PM (YX6i/)

350 Oh, and thanks for the peak, bro.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:45 PM (G8NKv)

351 I just don't understand the no meat Lent thing.  It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.  Why limit yourself to stuff when it clearly says, "Eat that shit!"  Or something like that.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:41 PM (YX6i/)

Leviticus. You think 10 commandments sucks, try 655 of them.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 06:45 PM (jAPfF)

352 BTW, Shaka Smart is one of the most awesome names in sports.  If a Hollywood scriptwriter would pitch that name in a screenplay, I'd laugh that it was overly contrived.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:45 PM (BP6Z1)

353 I use the world's best birth control: my personality

Same here.  I call it Darwin's gift to me. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:45 PM (c0A3e)

354

Oh, buuuuuuuurrrrrnnnn!

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:44 PM (YX6i/)

It's true, I'm a catholic. I know these things.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:46 PM (MtwBb)

355 Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 10:41 PM (AbPd4) *fistbump*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at March 25, 2011 06:46 PM (YxBuk)

356 330
sneak peak
Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:38 PM (/wk5o)

Oh, no! Thermodynamics! Run away! Run away!

Are you a P-Chem, chemjeff? Or one of those skeevy Organics?

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at March 25, 2011 06:46 PM (hsLUJ)

357

Hmmm...South Carolina?

The Sacred Honor State?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:47 PM (dWPyO)

358 Friggin' sock

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:47 PM (hsLUJ)

359

Leviticus. You think 10 commandments sucks, try 655 of them.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 10:45 PM (jAPfF)

Uh, yeah, Leviticus... in the Old Testament.  Catholics realize the old Covenant went away with the New one (Jesus), right?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 06:47 PM (YX6i/)

360 I use the world's best birth control: my personality

I don't know, my vasectomy in January of 1997 was a pretty good birth control device.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:47 PM (saFHA)

361 334 Logprof,

Mork is a Scarborough style GOPer.....

trust me

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (kq1lG)

362 Watching Stossels "Freeloaders"

Damn good work the guy does, REAL reporting

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (vdfwz)

363 I use the world's best birth control: my personality

My face was really effective, too.  *grumble*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (op4Bf)

364 When is that Gibbs dude gonna tell us where he stashed all that free energy?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (G8NKv)

365 Dave in Props gave Mrs Sifty a case of Newcastle, a bottle of rum, and a bottle of vanilla Kahlua for helping with some signs.

Her job makes it very difficult to stay away from Mr Booze.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (f0evc)

366 okay RushBabe you should know that I'm like the biggest pop culture idiot so I don't get your references

I haven't seen any horse with glowing eyes

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:21 PM (/wk5o)

Don't feel bad, they aren't popular. More like "obscure."

Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 10:24 PM (McG46)

CJ, you can read all about it in the latest Vince Flynn - American Assassin or Brad Thor (and his mighty hammer) - Athena Project.  I can't remember which one it was, but one of the subplots is about a subversive trying to seduce an FBI agent (although she doesn't know he's with the bureau) into getting a low-level job at the Denver airport, so she can get him to (unknowingly) deliver dangerous items in proximity to that basement.  He goes into exhaustive detail about the bizarre details of that airport.

Anyone here read that book?

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (urYpw)

367 254 nails it:

Dubya and the Marine Corps band is f'n classic all-time Americana. Gotta love it.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2011 06:49 PM (FaFnu)

368

Hmmm...South Carolina?

The Sacred Honor State?

I would go with the "The Drive Off a Cliff and Drag the Rest of the Country with Us State."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:49 PM (7utQ2)

369

Posted by: chemjeff at March 25, 2011 10:38 PM (/wk5o)

 

Wow!  I hope you take first prize at the Science Fair.  (Just kidding). 

I love how smart you morons are!

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:49 PM (ihSHD)

370 Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:44 PM (saFHA)

Sorry, Sam, that was uncalled for.  I was out of work for almost 2 years and I know how hard it is.  At the mo', I am sick and trying to stuff half a loaf of cheap french bread down my face so I can take some kind of death-antibiotics which will fuck me up if I don't have a bellyfull of food to absorb them.  I've been feeling like shit for almost 2 months, so I am willing to try anything.  I mostly want to win that fuckin' megathingy.  Sorry to be a cranky ol' bitch.

Posted by: Peaches, feelin' good in 700 sq ft at March 25, 2011 06:49 PM (zxpIo)

371 379 Heather,

how ya doing?


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:50 PM (kq1lG)

372 The motto of my native state of NJ:

I Didn't See Nothin'

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 06:50 PM (vdfwz)

373 I don't practice any of the rituals as I'm no longer a practicing Catholic.

But I did have a hankering for a Fish-Fillet from McD's today. I don't eat much from there - except that. Which is weird bc I don't like fried foods.

More babbling......

Anyway, I like fish fries. (not for the fish there). More  for the cheap gambling and cruddy beer. They spread like wildfire here during Lent. I could name about six of them tonight within a five mile radius. Big Catholic area here.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 06:50 PM (AbPd4)

374

OK, so far I am failing to find the answer to my question, which book had the DIA conspiracy in it. Was it a Vince Flynn book or a Brad Thor book?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

375 my vasectomy in January of 1997

Seared into your memory, I see.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:50 PM (7utQ2)

376 I am out a here.  The BB games are close, unlike earlier games, cheer for FSU and KY.  On second thought, I don't give a shit who wins, Duke already fucked it up.

Night morons.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 06:51 PM (JpFM9)

377 380 When is that Gibbs dude gonna tell us where he stashed all that free energy?

Gibbs was a bitter clinger and stored all the free energy in a large vault so he could swim in it ala Scrooge McDuck. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:51 PM (c0A3e)

378

Hawaii: The You'll Just Have to Trust Us State

 

Bwhahaha! 

 

Pennsyvania:  "Don't blame us, we voted for the chick."

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:51 PM (ihSHD)

379

I would go with the "The Drive Off a Cliff and Drag the Rest of the Country with Us State."

Hey now, I plan on voting for Buddy Roemer in the all important SC primary.  You can thank me later.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (dWPyO)

380 RushBabe, exactly, which one was it? I don't think it was the Athena Project. Or was it. Dammmmmmit.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)

381 265 223 91 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

Nothing, 29 days left till Lent is OVER!

Praise God!

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (JpFM9)

Psssst, today is a solemnity so Lent is on hold.

Posted by: logprof knows Catholics at March 25, 2011 10:26 PM (BP6Z1

Ah, again the reference to the idea that there is one day a week during Lent that you are allowed to cheat because Lent is actually longer than 40 days and Jesus only fasted for 40 days in the desert.  I believe the last person that brought this up claimed it was Sundays that you were allowed to cheat on.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (oVQFe)

382 'night, all. I'm packing it in.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (myYF0)

383 394 Kratos,

the US has more POL assets than anyone on Earth if you count the potnetial of coal conversion.....

"luckily" we have evangelical granola guerrillas to keep us from using it....


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (kq1lG)

384 Mom was Catholic, Dad was Lutheran. They split the difference and raised us Episcopalian.

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:53 PM (hsLUJ)

385 chemjeff, what's the significance of the two terms that yield different values?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (G8NKv)

386

Geez, I must be tired.  I just read

Mom was Catholic, Dad was Lutheran

as "Mom was Catholic, Dad was a Leprachaun."

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (ihSHD)

387 Mom was Catholic, Dad was Lutheran. They split the difference and raised us Episcopalian.

Mom was a Methodist.  Dad was a Schlitz drinker.  He gave me sips.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (7utQ2)

388 Posted by: Peaches, feelin' good in 700 sq ft at March 25, 2011 10:49 PM (zxpIo)

I never took offense. I was just pissed at the fact that that kind of house cannot sell with all that it entails at that price. It never ceases to amaze me that the press thinks the economy is on the rebound when it is not.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (saFHA)

389 401 ya2daup,

wife and I are doing the same.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (kq1lG)

390 I thought the only Catholic cheat was that you got to eat meat if St. Paddy's fell on a Friday, due to the whole corned beef thing.  Which, says Ms. Crankypants, I did not even get any of this year.  God help me, I am ready to go full honey badger here, we got any trolls tonight?

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (zxpIo)

391 The BB games are close, unlike earlier games, cheer for FSU and KY.  On second thought, I don't give a shit who wins, Duke already fucked it up.

Night morons.

Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 10:51 PM (JpFM9)

Aw theenk Flaw-deh State gonna wehn.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at March 25, 2011 06:54 PM (YX6i/)

392

Uh, yeah, Leviticus... in the Old Testament.  Catholics realize the old Covenant went away with the New one (Jesus), right?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:47 PM (YX6i/)

I can't think of the passage but Jesus says something to the effect of my Father's rules have not gone away, referring to the OT.

Crap, I can't remember.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 06:55 PM (jAPfF)

393

as "Mom was Catholic, Dad was a Leprachaun."

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:54 PM (ihSHD)

You better lay off the milk runningrn.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 06:55 PM (MtwBb)

394 btw, I'll bet the password for my first mentor's computer is still something related to Gibbs.  Sometimes I still wish I was doing Differential Scanning Calorimetry...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (c0A3e)

395 405 Sam Adams,

they know the econ omy is not on the rebound they are just doing their job-cheerleading 1.1% growth as an economic hot rod when a donk is in charge....and saying 6.3% "should be bigger" when the GOP has the ball....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (kq1lG)

396 Lent makes me glad we were always more of the "Jake Blues" type of religious.

No way I could remember all the rules. Daylight saving time fucks me up.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (f0evc)

397

Aw theenk Flaw-deh State gonna wehn.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at March 25, 2011 10:54 PM (YX6i/)

While eating an entire Buffalo-sauced buffalo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (7utQ2)

398 Hey, ever feel like it's Groundhog Day? Where it's the same shit every day......same shit every day......same shit every day. Never mind me. Just babbling... Posted by: laceyunderalls Mr. Laceyunderalls, it is just you. Sorry. Here, take this good pill that dissolves ear-wax from the inside. Now listen to what a man dying of ruptured enlarged arrogancetist said; Maybe iÂ’ve seen too much. Every time i meet someone like him, i feel that way. Let me rephrase that. Not seen too much, seen too much of the same thing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (EiH7n)

399 OK, I was wrong, it was the Athena Project. Whew, it was driving me crazy.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (RZ8pf)

400 It never ceases to amaze me that the press thinks it's a good thing to fabricate stories indicating the economy is on the rebound when it is not.

fify

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (zxpIo)

401 Gibbs. Sounds Scandi.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (G8NKv)

402 Heather,
how ya doing?


I'm halfway through a very large slug of rum in a Dr Pepper, so I am much better than I was about three hours ago when the sunset was blinding me in construction on the Indiana Toll Road through Gary.  Lol.

How are you?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 06:56 PM (op4Bf)

403 Seared into your memory, I see.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 10:50 PM (7utQ2)


Yeah, and I actually watched the procedure. Only time I looked away, was when they pulled the vas deference out of the pouch and cut it. That kinda freaked me out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 06:57 PM (saFHA)

404 CDR M, not sure if I watched the correct VP-40 vid, but if it was, was that you in the Oakland A's cap?  (I know you're a California boy).

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:57 PM (ihSHD)

405 Well shit, that sucked.  Popped a breaker and the whole basement went dark.  But now I'm back.  And since I had to go upstairs I refilled my glass while I was up there.  A little happier now.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (d88g9)

406 Sometimes I still wish I was doing Differential Scanning Calorimetry... Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:56 PM (c0A3e) Mettler or TA?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (G8NKv)

407 419 HR,

I dranks three cups of tea and am listening to Rone and pondering Evangelical Goreons holding our energy resources hostage....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (kq1lG)

408

Yeah, and I actually watched the procedure. Only time I looked away, was when they pulled the vas deference out of the pouch and cut it. That kinda freaked me out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:57 PM (saFHA)

Oh man, eff that.  Knock my ass out.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (y67bA)

409 I just don't understand the no meat Lent thing.  It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.  Why limit yourself to stuff when it clearly says, "Eat that shit!"  Or something like that.

It's not just about a biblical commandment.  Abstaining from meat on Fridays is supposed to teach us humility.  It's a reminder of those less fortunate who cannot afford to eat well, and a way to teach us to appreciate our good fortune, while at the same time learning not to place too much emphasis on material things, because we can control our earthly desires.

Posted by: Alex at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (kwNeL)

410

--Check the calendar.  Today is Annunciation.  Solemnity means not only that you do not have to hold to Lenten vows, but you can even eat meat even though it's Friday.  I have a super-religious  wife so I am on good authority.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 10:33 PM (BP6Z1)

Ah yeah the allowing to eat meat because a feast day falls on Friday during Lent.  Last time I heard it brought up was when St. Patrick's Day fell on a Friday.  The rule was you were allowed to eat meat that day, but had to abstain from it on a different day to make up for it.

 

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 06:58 PM (oVQFe)

411

You better lay off the milk runningrn.

 

Bwhahaha!  I did get "the rest of the story" out of CDR M, though!  I think I'm just really tired.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 06:59 PM (ihSHD)

412 401
Mom was Catholic, Dad was Lutheran. They split the difference and raised us Episcopalian.
Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 10:53 PM (hsLUJ)

Many years later I got elected to the vestry, followed by treasurer, saw the skeevy underside of church politics, got run down and depressed by it all and bailed out for good. It didn't help that my fellow Christians went all holier than thou over the Boy Scouts court case and tried to expel the troop they sponsored.

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 06:59 PM (hsLUJ)

413 418 Gibbs.

Sounds Scandi

Josiah Willard Gibbs was American. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)

414 Sometimes I still wish I was doing Differential Scanning Calorimetry...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 10:56 PM (c0A3e)

Mettler or TA?

Posted by: eman Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 10:58 PM (G8NKv)

Once again taking the opportunity to point out to any lurking leftards that "moron" has multiple meanings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:00 PM (7utQ2)

415

All right, already.  The fast and abstinence stuff for Lent isn't rocket science.  Lent is supposed to be a solemn time of reflection and denial to commemorate what He went through for you.  Not eating meat on Friday was considered "denying yourself" something satisfying (and in years past, prob'ly $$).  But as a nifty young priest pointed out once, "If your idea of forgoing meat on Fridays in favor of lobster is denial, when you really don't care for meat, then you really don't get it."  The idea is to "suffer" a little or deprive yourself of something you'd rather have.

As to when Lent really ends, I'm looking at this schedule from my church that says it's officially over on Palm/Passion Sunday: "Lent now comes to an end and the Church enters into the Paschal Triduum." (Holy Thursday, Good Friday and Holy Saturday).

Posted by: RushBabe, Catholic Moron at March 25, 2011 07:00 PM (urYpw)

416 Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 10:48 PM (f0evc)

I give your wife chocolate.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 07:01 PM (YxBuk)

417

Bwhahaha!  I did get "the rest of the story" out of CDR M, though!  I think I'm just really tired.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:59 PM (ihSHD)

Oh there's lot's more stories but as they say, what happens on deployment, stays on deployment.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 07:01 PM (JSetw)

418 I'm getting kind of excited.  We get to meet this little girl next Wednesday.

That pic is from yesterday.  She never got around to pointing her head toward the exit, so they scheduled a c-section for the 30th.  Kinda nervous, but more excited.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:01 PM (d88g9)

419

Yeah, and I actually watched the procedure. Only time I looked away, was when they pulled the vas deference out of the pouch and cut it. That kinda freaked me out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:57 PM (saFHA)

Oh man, eff that.  Knock my ass out.

Agreed.  I'd even let them do it with a giant Three Stooges mallet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:02 PM (7utQ2)

420 and pondering Evangelical Goreons holding our energy resources hostage....

Abstaining from meat on Fridays is supposed to teach us humility. It's a reminder of those less fortunate who cannot afford to eat well, and a way to teach us to appreciate our good fortune, while at the same time learning not to place too much emphasis on material things


...and Meatless Mondays are to teach you obedience to your rulers, and remind you that you can't have things, because resources are reserved for your betters.  Under the guise of "saving the planet."

(Fuck Gaia.  That bitch kills people.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:02 PM (op4Bf)

421 ya2aup, you sound kind of like me and my Episcopal past. Mom was Southern Baptist, dad was Greek Orthodox, we were raised Episcopal. Was pretty sure I'd be a cradle to grave one, but became very disillusioned with the church as they kept moving farther from religion and toward PC bullshit. Also, I hated the hypocrisy of the people who attended church. It was like "I'll do what Jesus teaches as long as it is convenient for me"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)

422 It's not just about a biblical commandment.  Abstaining from meat on Fridays is supposed to teach us humility.  It's a reminder of those less fortunate who cannot afford to eat well, and a way to teach us to appreciate our good fortune, while at the same time learning not to place too much emphasis on material things, because we can control our earthly desires.

Posted by: Alex at March 25, 2011 10:58 PM (kwNeL)

See, that's the whole liberal and the constitution analogy. They told me after first telling me shut up is why that it was because Jesus fed all the poor people with the multiplying fishes and it was in remembrence of that miracle.

 

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 07:03 PM (MtwBb)

423 Oh there's lot's more stories but as they say, what happens on deployment, stays on deployment it ain't gay if you're underway.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:03 PM (d88g9)

424

I never took offense. I was just pissed at the fact that that kind of house cannot sell with all that it entails at that price. It never ceases to amaze me that the press thinks the economy is on the rebound when it is not.

 

I don't even think that the press believes that.  They are just being good soldiers in the fight to prop up the cardboard President that they created and got elected.  I keep wondering how long they can keep up this charade.  I have to give them snaps for their commitment to this epic douchebag who treats them like crap.

Rush had a great point today.  Obama spent 10 minutes on ESPN to go over his NCAA bracket, but he can't even take 5 minutes to talk about Libya. 

Thanks a lot you 52% mofos. 


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:03 PM (ihSHD)

425

Yeah, and I actually watched the procedure. Only time I looked away, was when they pulled the vas deference out of the pouch and cut it. That kinda freaked me out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 10:57 PM (saFHA)

Oh man, eff that.  Knock my ass out.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:58 PM (y67bA)


You have to know, I was a cop then and I had seen a hell of a lot worse. After watching about 10 autopsies plus countless homicides and suicides, watching a string being pulled out of my scrotum and cut was not that big a deal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (saFHA)

426 Mettler or TA?

Ancient, lol.  I think it was an old TA model, but I don't remember off hand.   We had an ISC machine too, but I never used it.  I purified peptides for the grad student who did though. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)

427 433:

And stompy boot ideas. Thanks again.


Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (f0evc)

428 403
Geez, I must be tired.  I just read
Mom was Catholic, Dad was Lutheran

as "Mom was Catholic, Dad was a Leprachaun."
Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:54 PM (ihSHD)

Too funny! But no, Dad was a (nearly) pure Norski (there's a Dane in the woodpile about four generations back). I'm 1/8 Welsh through Mom's side of the family (and 1/8 Norski, 1/8 Swede and 1/8 German).

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (hsLUJ)

429 Bill O'Lookinoutforthefolks calls Barry the JEF a "cautious man"

Yeh, under the new Hopenchange, chickenshit and indecisive is called "cautious"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (vdfwz)

430 I recommend a scifi book called "Eifelheim" both for the story and the larnin' about religious traditions in Medieval Germany. They had a Saint and a feast and a holiday for just about everything, it seems. Anyway, just came to mind after hearing folks talk about Lent.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (G8NKv)

431 Bomber, I hope all goes well with the birth of your little girl.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

432 437 HR,

Yeah I have been "abstaining" from the horizontal gymnastics set for 3 weeks.....

when the wife is done with school I am hopping off the "self-denial" bandwagon for a stretch

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:05 PM (kq1lG)

433

I'm a born again type that was welcomed into a United Methodist gathering. I shut it out after Obama was elected and the lay leader decided to heap praise.

I'd prefer snake handlers over that.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:05 PM (jAPfF)

434 Josiah Willard Gibbs was American. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:00 PM (c0A3e) Standard Scandi misdirection move.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:05 PM (G8NKv)

435 That pic is from yesterday.  She never got around to pointing her head toward the exit, so they scheduled a c-section for the 30th.  Kinda nervous, but more excited.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:01 PM (d88g9)

Congrats Bomber! I wish the three of you good luck.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 07:06 PM (MtwBb)

436

Heh!  I had to read that twice.  I thought it said "Do you ever go up in the Buff?"


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (ihSHD)

Well, there was this one time....

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:26 PM (JSetw)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Please. Pretty please?


Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 07:06 PM (G4Dm3)

437

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:01 PM (d88g9)

 

She's beautiful!  Good luck next week!  I'll be thinking of you and your family.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:06 PM (ihSHD)

438 447 Eman,

The germanics were never "conquered" by Rome and so Xianity had to coopt our polytheistic pantheon into "saints" and "borrowed" about 60% of our spiritual traditions....

look up Asatru neo Nordic Paganism is on the rise

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:06 PM (kq1lG)

439 It really sucks moving from 3400 square feet to 1600 square feet.

yeah but your utility bills are going to be considerably less.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (DKV43)

440 Kinda nervous, but more excited.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:01 PM (d88g9)

Bomber!  You are an incipient father?  And it's a girl, a little Bomberette?  I didn't know, but I wish you and Mrs. Bomber and the little sweetheart all the best.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (zxpIo)

441

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:01 PM (d88g9)

That's awesome bomber!  Nothing else they can do to try for natural vice c-section?

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (cqZXM)

442 John Wayne: "My church is the sky, the mountains. The open prairie." - The Shootist (I think)

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (f0evc)

443 Bomber, she'll be fine. My wife had our second with a c-section.  I'm pretty sure she preferred it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (7utQ2)

444 Oh man, eff that. Knock my ass out. Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 10:58 PM (y67bA) I had a local, read a magazine, and chatted with the doc. It didn't hurt, it just felt like he was trying to yank out my spinal cord a couple of times.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:08 PM (G8NKv)

445 450 Erik W,

yeah for all the bluff and bluster about "evil theocratic religious right" the goreons have coopted a lot of baptsist churches and the whole anglican faith

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:08 PM (kq1lG)

446

Oh and for the question about meat on Friday's during Lent for all you heretical blaspheming Protestants , you do know that it used to be no meat on any Friday.  And I recall someone saying that technically you are supposed to observe that sacrifice, but any day of the week of your choosing.

And as for why fish isn't considered "meat."  I had always heard that in the past the church had their hands in the fishing industry, so they didn't really want to cut down on their profits.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:08 PM (oVQFe)

447 John Wayne: "My church is the sky, the mountains. The open prairie." - The Shootist (I think)

Also:  FILL YOUR HANDS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:08 PM (7utQ2)

448 Sounds Scandi

Josiah Willard Gibbs was American. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:00 PM (c0A3e)

Of dirty scandi snowbilly descent, no doubt.

I'm getting kind of excited.  We get to meet this little girl next Wednesday.


Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:01 PM (d88g9)

Congrats Bomber!  Got your shotgun yet?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 07:09 PM (f4gk9)

449 This Kaith's Tartan Ale is pretty good.  Does remind me of Innis and Gunn.

And these late games are much, much better than the first two.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:09 PM (BP6Z1)

450 Standard Scandi misdirection move.

Perhaps.  Better than Alfred Nobel though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:09 PM (c0A3e)

451 that it was because Jesus fed all the poor people with the multiplying fishes and it was in remembrence of that miracle.

IIRC, fish were deemed "not meat" by some pope with some ties to the fishing industry.

I'm kind of cranky I didn't get home tonight in time for a fish fry, but MKE has them year-round at its better breweries, bars, and taverns, so it's good.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (op4Bf)

452 OK, I was wrong, it was the Athena Project. Whew, it was driving me crazy.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 10:56 PM (RZ8pf)

I tried to nail it down, PAGiS, but no go.  I left for a while and went to the 'brary web site and did a "subject" and "key word" search and neither one came up.  Flynn's and Thor's books all kind of blend together for me at least.  Heck, I was halfway through one of Flynn's when I realized I'd read it before!

Posted by: RushBabe, Catholic Moron at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (urYpw)

453

Bomber, she'll be fine. My wife had our second with a c-section.  I'm pretty sure she preferred it.

 I was a C-Section baby and I turned out great....

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (DKV43)

454 Nothing else they can do to try for natural vice c-section?

She's "frank breech," which means butt-down with her feet up by her head.  They could have tried to turn her manually a week or two ago, but it might not have worked and it would have put some stress on her.  At the ultrasound yesterday, they estimated her at 8.7 lbs, so Mrs Bomber suddenly became much less enthusiastic about having her the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (d88g9)

455

And as for why fish isn't considered "meat."  I had always heard that in the past the church had their hands in the fishing industry, so they didn't really want to cut down on their profits.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 11:08 PM (oVQFe)

I heard that too, I think there is some truth to that.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (MtwBb)

456

You have to know, I was a cop then and I had seen a hell of a lot worse. After watching about 10 autopsies plus countless homicides and suicides, watching a string being pulled out of my scrotum and cut was not that big a deal.

 

Seeing stuff being pulled out of other people has never bothered me.  Seeing anything pulled out of myself, well that would probably be a different story.  The only thing I don't like doing or seeing is any kind of amputation (the worst was being the circulator and having to haul some bigass leg down to the pathology refrigerator).  The one thing I absolutely cannot tolerate is people vomiting.  It makes me sick too.


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:10 PM (ihSHD)

457
My favorite theological debate.


http://tinyurl.com/4w24477

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:11 PM (f0evc)

458 Oh and for the question about meat on Friday's during Lent for all you heretical blaspheming Protestants , you do know that it used to be no meat on any Friday.  And I recall someone saying that technically you are supposed to observe that sacrifice, but any day of the week of your choosing.

I desire mercy, not sacrifice.  ;"> For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.”
Jesus is referring to Hosea 6:6 which says:
“For I desire mercy and not sacrifice, and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings.”

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (c0A3e)

459

8.7 lbs, so Mrs Bomber suddenly became much less enthusiastic about having her the old-fashioned way.

 

Yikes!  That's a big girl! 


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (ihSHD)

460 To those who may be interested: The Ohio State/Kentucky game is shaping up as one for the ages.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (7utQ2)

461 Congrats Bomber!  Got your shotgun yet?

Since she's gonna be born on the first day of the second centennial of The Greatest Handgun in History, I'm gonna buy a Colt anniversary model, and then give it to her someday.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (d88g9)

462

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:10 PM (d88g9)

8.7lbs is pretty healthy!  AT least you know what day you are going in!

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (Mv/2X)

463

Bomber!  You are an incipient father?  And it's a girl, a little Bomberette?  I didn't know, but I wish you and Mrs. Bomber and the little sweetheart all the best.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 11:07 PM (zxpIo)

A Bomblette...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 07:13 PM (f4gk9)

464 The germanics were never "conquered" by Rome and so Xianity had to coopt our polytheistic pantheon into "saints" and "borrowed" about 60% of our spiritual traditions.... look up Asatru neo Nordic Paganism is on the rise Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:06 PM (kq1lG) Yeah, similar things happened elsewhere in Europe. Polytheism, again? At least Kratos is ready for it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:13 PM (G8NKv)

465

8.7 lbs, so Mrs Bomber suddenly became much less enthusiastic about having her the old-fashioned way.

 

Yikes!  That's a big girl! 


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 11:12 PM (ihSHD)


Damn! My girl was 7.9 lbs back in 1985 and I thought that was big.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 07:13 PM (saFHA)

466 Honey Badger Jr was 6 weeks early and c-section. It went real smooth. You'll all be fine.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:13 PM (f0evc)

467

RushBabe, once you confirmed it was one of the two, I did a Bing search on Denver Airport Vince Flynn which pulled up a site called "Girl's Guide to Guns" that talked about Brad Thor's new book "The Athena Project" one sentence mentioned Vince Flynn so that's why I got the hit.

Sometimes my Bing-Fu is strong.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:14 PM (RZ8pf)

468

Seeing stuff being pulled out of other people has never bothered me.  Seeing anything pulled out of myself, well that would probably be a different story.  The only thing I don't like doing or seeing is any kind of amputation (the worst was being the circulator and having to haul some bigass leg down to the pathology refrigerator).  The one thing I absolutely cannot tolerate is people vomiting.  It makes me sick too.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 11:10 PM (ihSHD)

I think I would like to be the circulator.

Posted by: Dexter at March 25, 2011 07:14 PM (BuYeH)

469 yeah for all the bluff and bluster about "evil theocratic religious right" the goreons have coopted a lot of baptsist churches and the whole anglican faith

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:08 PM (kq1lG)

When many of the members started voicing their support of gay marriage, I knew it was time to leave. It sucked because I played guitar in the praise band and enjoyed it but I'm not going to compromise my beliefs.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:15 PM (jAPfF)

470 Is Bomber Jr. looking forward to the arrival of his little sister?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)

471 for all you heretical blaspheming Protestants , you do know that it used to be no meat on any Friday.

My understanding was it was no meat, lard, eggs, or dairy for the whole six weeks. Hence making doughnuts on Fat Tuesday to use up the butter and eggs and stuff. I'm sure it was just a coincindence that Lent occurs at the same time as baby cows.

Monks would go a step further and take no solid food, which is why so many monasteries had such great breweries.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:16 PM (op4Bf)

472 I don't remember "circulator detached limbs" as a booth at career day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:16 PM (7utQ2)

473 yeah for all the bluff and bluster about "evil theocratic religious right" the goreons have coopted a lot of baptsist churches and the whole anglican faith

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:08 PM (kq1lG)

One of the core differences between national and international socialism, is that the former tries to co-opt the churches, and the latter tries to destroy them. 

The National Socialists in Germany did the same thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:16 PM (bgcml)

474 To those who may be interested: The Ohio State/Kentucky game is shaping up as one for the ages.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:12 PM (7utQ2)


As soon as I saw your post I went to the TV and both channels had commercials, FML. The Jayhawks kicked ass so I have lost my energy to watch until your post.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 07:16 PM (saFHA)

475 Okay, show of hands everybody! Who's celebrating Earth Hour tomorrow? Anybody? Anybody?

By "celebrate", I mean turn on every friggin' light in the house, all A/V appliances and max out on the heat or A/C ....

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (hsLUJ)

476

I don't even think that the press believes that. They are just being good soldiers in the fight to prop up the cardboard President that they created and got elected. I keep wondering how long they can keep up this charade. I have to give them snaps for their commitment to this epic douchebag who treats them like crap.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 11:03 PM (ihSHD)

Sorry to sound like a broken record, but the Beck guests were talking about the kind of inflation, a la Jimmah Carter years, that it would take to get our money supply back to normal.  Beck recalled Art Laffer saying it would make the Carter years look like a breeze.  We had 21% mortgage rates then.  Things are going to get really, really ugly.  But then, you all know that, 'cause Monty lives here.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (urYpw)

477 377 334 Logprof,

Mork is a Scarborough style GOPer.....

trust me

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:48 PM (kq1lG)

--???

That was not my post.


Ah, again the reference to the idea that there is one day a week during Lent that you are allowed to cheat because Lent is actually longer than 40 days and Jesus only fasted for 40 days in the desert.  I believe the last person that brought this up claimed it was Sundays that you were allowed to cheat on.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 10:52 PM (oVQFe)

--If you add up all the days until the night of Thursday of Holy Week and exclude Sundays, it is 40.  However, March 19 and 25 are solemnities and Lent is on hold (again, you can even eat meat if it's a Friday).  The wifey even said that if you went to Mass today there were "alleluias."

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (BP6Z1)

478 VCU/FSU a goodie, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (7utQ2)

479 490 18-1,

I'd respect the democrats if they'd admit their lineage....

Goldberg nailed their asses to the floor.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (kq1lG)

480 Alright, time to commence turnover to the next battlewatch captain and then head on home.  You m&m's have fun.

Posted by: CDR M at March 25, 2011 07:17 PM (y67bA)

481 Is Bomber Jr. looking forward to the arrival of his little sister?

He's excited, looking forward to all the stuff he can teach her.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:18 PM (d88g9)

482 Mom was a gnostic Jedi (first temple, lapsed), and Dad was a neo-Buddhist lawyer from Tatooine (yeah, everybody has relatives there).

So naturally, I'm a Sith.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

483 By "celebrate", I mean turn on every friggin' light in the house, all A/V appliances and max out on the heat or A/C ....

How else are we supposed to celebrate? I may burn some trash and tires in a celebratory pyre.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 07:18 PM (YxBuk)

484 Who's celebrating Earth Hour tomorrow?

Oh, me!!  I might even break out a couple of those incandescents I'm hoarding.  Let's light this fucker up, people.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (zxpIo)

485 Hey Bomber, you miss the contest last night.  Oh well, guess we have plenty of time.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (YX6i/)

486 492 Okay, show of hands everybody! Who's celebrating Earth Hour tomorrow? Anybody? Anybody?

By "celebrate", I mean turn on every friggin' light in the house, all A/V appliances and max out on the heat or A/C ....

Speak it, brother!  I'm going to see if I can burn some tires too (thank God I'm zoned Agricultural).  Did Tom Brady, the millionare pretty-boy that lives more opulently than 96% of the population (NTTIAWWT),  make another self-righteous video extolling the "virtues" of Earth Hour?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (c0A3e)

488 8:30 to 9:30 PM tomorrow night I'm gonna let the Expedition idle in the driveway

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

489 I've always thought that if there was a god or messiah then he would have to have the exact same political opinions as me.  It's all about love.

Posted by: Typical Liberal Douche at March 25, 2011 07:20 PM (+gX1+)

490
The germanics were never "conquered" by Rome and so Xianity had to coopt our polytheistic pantheon into "saints" and "borrowed" about 60% of our spiritual traditions....

look up Asatru neo Nordic Paganism is on the rise

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:06 PM (kq1lG)

While I wouldn't completely minimize the effect the Romans had on Germans, I'd say Charlemagne had a pretty important role in spreading Christianity into Germany...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:20 PM (bgcml)

491 494 Logprof,

sorry if you're the guy saying Cris Collinsworth is a conservative....well not my experience listening to WLW and what he was like in greater cincy metro.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:21 PM (kq1lG)

492 So naturally, I'm a Sith.

So, how does that work?  Do have an academy or something?  Because LUCAS WAS KINDA VAGUE ABOUT THAT BUT WE GOT CHEMISTRY LESSONS ABOUT ANNIKEN'S BLOOD.

As the year's go by, the more things you notice that are ALL CAPS ANNOYING.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:21 PM (7utQ2)

493

OK, I just watched that Pachabal rant, that was amazing and hilarious.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

494

Honey Badger Jr was 6 weeks early and c-section. It went real smooth. You'll all be fine.

he did the c-section himself, from inside the womb.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:21 PM (DKV43)

495 I've always thought that if there was a god or messiah then he would have to have the exact same political opinions as me.  It's all about love.

Posted by: Typical Liberal Douche at March 25, 2011 11:20 PM (+gX1+)

The thing that gets me about that is liberal beliefs change on a pretty whimsical basis.

Your average pre-80s liberals was pretty "homophobic" for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:21 PM (bgcml)

496 Wow, just dl'ed IE9 and i have to say, i like it. First time i've ever said that about IE. They finally got rid of all the crap, looks a lot like FF now and it's speedy, at least the 64 bit version is, now if they just have an adblock extension.......

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (9RFH1)

497 I finally did the photobucket thing and posted some pics from last Saturday's Dyno Day.  Check them out here. Video here, mine is on at 5:15 but those aren't her numbers, she pulled 357hp and 336 ft/lbs.  Those numbers were for the glass-topped GT/CS that had a stick.
Early day tomorrow, gotta take the pony to Crossroads Ford in Cary for a Heart of Carolina Mustang Club show.  I'll pop back in tomorrow to see how everyone is doing. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (f4gk9)

498 If anybody has some Styrofoam left, burn it for tomorrow.  Or anything containing rubber - get the blackest plumes you can. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (c0A3e)

499 I'm throwing a disposable diaper at a Prius. Every light in the house is on already for "toddler pre-sleep maintenance routine XV4".


Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (f0evc)

500

I desire mercy, not sacrifice.  ;"> For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.”
Jesus is referring to Hosea 6:6 which says:
“For I desire mercy and not sacrifice, and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings.”

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:12 PM (c0A3e)

Yeah, though that can be taken as not offering up sacrifices at the altar as was the custom.  And this is more of a sacrifice to yourself.  And Lent its not necessarily giving something up, but can instead be doing something.  As the goal is to better oneself and that can be accomplished by giving up a vice or giving of your time to help others.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (oVQFe)

501 How else are we supposed to celebrate? I may burn some trash and tires in a celebratory pyre.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 11:18 PM (YxBuk)

I might do all of that, and go stomp on some cfl's in the street

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 07:22 PM (FIDMq)

502 A Bomblette...

Does that make Mrs. Bomber a MOAB?

Posted by: Alex at March 25, 2011 07:23 PM (kwNeL)

503 and the 500W halogen work lamp

can't forget to light that one up, too

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)

504 I'd respect the democrats if they'd admit their lineage....

Goldberg nailed their asses to the floor.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:17 PM (kq1lG)

Goldberg can be a wuss like the rest of the NRO crowd, but that book is the most important book of the millenium...at least so far.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:23 PM (bgcml)

505 I'm throwing a disposable diaper at a Prius.

Step 1.  Remove the baby.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (7utQ2)

506 Morality isn't constant.  That's like me.  And like god.  Because god would be just like me and think the same way I do.

Posted by: Typical Liberal Douche at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (+gX1+)

507 Michelle Obama wears 16 outfits in 4 days

Oh, snap, Ben.  Apparently, being hideous is not as easy as she makes it look.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (zxpIo)

508 507 18-1,

Well depends on what you mean by "Romans" I got sloppy....

sorry.

The Vatican did not make a lot of inroads in forcing the germans to abandon their past.....you can see the odd mix in Snorri's prose edda and I doubt the differences were stark and the harder conversion of Germany was Charley mange's work....

I wish I could go study them

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (kq1lG)

509 Step 1.  Remove the baby.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:24 PM (7utQ2)

Now hold on a minute.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (bgcml)

510 Oh, dude.

I don't ever want to hear another West Coast pinko snob bitch about bourgeoise Midwestern state fair obesity crisiz!!1!! cuisine EVER AGAIN.

I don't know how to spell burge-wah when I'm tired and drinking.  Kiss my shiny metal ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:24 PM (op4Bf)

511 Step 1.  Remove the baby.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:24 PM (7utQ2)

No.  Baby is bonus.  They're air breathers. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:25 PM (YX6i/)

512

Earth Hour!

If I can't find a tire to burn I'll probably just set fire to an old pile of roof shingles. Using diesel.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:25 PM (jAPfF)

513 The Baked Potato Dress. How nice.


Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:26 PM (f0evc)

514 Does that make Mrs. Bomber a MOAB?

That's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:26 PM (d88g9)

515

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 11:20 PM (DKV43)

 

Your first link (Moochelle and her outfits) had that pic I saw on Drudge where she's sitting down in that one armed thing and you can practically see up her cooter---the girl does not know how to sit like a lady!  Drives me crazy.  And yeah, she's one of our youngest first ladies, but she doesn't have to dress like a trampy floozie.  A bunch of those outfits are sooo inappropriate for a First Lady representing her country.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:26 PM (ihSHD)

516 Using diesel.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 11:25 PM (jAPfF)

used motor oil and diesel...diy napalm

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 07:27 PM (FIDMq)

517 he did the c-section himself, from inside the womb.

I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months!

Posted by: Honey Badger Jr at March 25, 2011 07:27 PM (op4Bf)

518 I doubt the differences were stark and the harder conversion of Germany was Charley mange's work....

I wish I could go study them

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:24 PM (kq1lG)

Speaking of pre-Christian Europe, ever wonder why there is never any discussion of what life was like, while you can hear endless diatribes about the supposedly baleful effects of Christianity during the middle ages?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:27 PM (bgcml)

519 I've been driving 240 miles a day for the last eight weeks. I think it of as a kind of 'Lent' leading up to Earth Hour. I'm determined to use as much fossil fuel as I possibly can in 2011. It was my New Year's resolution.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 07:27 PM (G4Dm3)

520 Mrs Obama can't sit like a lady. Her balls get in the way.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:28 PM (f0evc)

521 I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for nine grueling months!

Posted by: Honey Badger Jr at March 25, 2011 11:27 PM (op4Bf)

Speak true to power!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 25, 2011 07:28 PM (bgcml)

522


Oh, snap, Ben.  Apparently, being hideous is not as easy as she makes it look.

i don't usually comment on people's appearances, but she's just big. She has man like features.  She's less effeminate than Barack. I remeber at the SOTU all the networks were talking about her toned arms and I was thinking to myself, "toned? those are more muscular than my thighs!"

I just don't get the, "oh she's so beautiful" crap we hear from the media, she isn't.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:28 PM (DKV43)

523 And yeah, she's one of our youngest first ladies

She's middle-aged. It's time to stop shopping at Delia's, and pop down the hallway to Talbots.

Posted by: Honey Badger Jr at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (op4Bf)

524 Mrs Obama can't sit like a lady. Her balls get in the way.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 11:28 PM (f0evc)

I remember what that used to be like.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (bgcml)

525 And this is more of a sacrifice to yourself.  And Lent its not necessarily giving something up, but can instead be doing something.  As the goal is to better oneself and that can be accomplished by giving up a vice or giving of your time to help others.

I don't have anything against Lent and I completely agree with you.  The only problem I see about people doing things or sacrificing pleasures for Lent is when people become arrogant and self-righteous about it and start deeming themselves better than others.  Thankfully, I don't see much of it but that sentiment does exist in the Christian community.  That's why I don't tell anybody what I do for Lent.

/Oh, and I also forgo decadence during Lent,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)

526 Oops, just got the Evil Eye from the missus because I haven't started packing yet.

She get hepped up every year about this time when she gets to confer, converse and otherwise hobnob with her fellow potheads.

Later, y'all!

Posted by: ya2daup at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (hsLUJ)

527 Mrs Obama can't sit like a lady. Her balls get in the way.

I thought it was her ass, but you may be on to something.

Shit, what are you doing on MO's balls?

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (d88g9)

528 So, how does that work? Do have an academy or something? Because LUCAS WAS KINDA VAGUE ABOUT THAT BUT WE GOT CHEMISTRY LESSONS ABOUT ANNIKEN'S BLOOD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:21 PM (7utQ2)

Okay, let's start with an equation that works for me. Lucas = Wrong.

Most of the time you'll find the numbers support that.

No, The Force is not curable with Penicillin. Oy vey.

And no, we don't have an academy right now, but we do have some very good online training if you get hired.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (bxiXv)

529

Holy Hell some of those outfits MO wore were just unspeakably awful. And who taught her how to sit in a dress? Plus, that one shorts outfit, she was showing waaaaay more of her upper thigh then I am comfortable seeing.

I am disgusted that our First Lady is classless and tasteless.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:30 PM (RZ8pf)

530 Aaargh.  I've been gone so long I've forgotten how to desock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:30 PM (op4Bf)

531

CDR M, great ONT brother.

Now I'm going to open up some wine.  Beer was destroyed last night.

Posted by: journolist at March 25, 2011 07:30 PM (iHfo1)

532

I just don't get the, "oh she's so beautiful" crap we hear from the media, she isn't.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 11:28 PM (DKV43)

Well, you can't expect the State Media to *literally* live out the story of the Emperor's New Clothes, can you?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:30 PM (bgcml)

533

You have to know, I was a cop then and I had seen a hell of a lot worse. After watching about 10 autopsies plus countless homicides and suicides, watching a string being pulled out of my scrotum and cut was not that big a deal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 11:04 PM (saFHA)

I went to a Doc who advised me not to watch such procedures. He said men tended to pass out if they watched while it didn't seem to bother women the least bit.

Who woulda thunk?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (7+pP9)

534 535 18-1,

Well the reality is that it took Xianity to allow EUtopia to compete with the middle east and asia.....

A too diverse EUtopia would have been fucked when China started their brief expansion phase in the 1400s-.....

I honestly think the Chinese would have been a lot more forceful.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (kq1lG)

535

I am disgusted that our First Lady is classless and tasteless.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)


Truer words never be spoken.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (saFHA)

536

--If you add up all the days until the night of Thursday of Holy Week and exclude Sundays, it is 40.  However, March 19 and 25 are solemnities and Lent is on hold (again, you can even eat meat if it's a Friday).  The wifey even said that if you went to Mass today there were "alleluias."

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 11:17 PM (BP6Z1)

See that's the thing.  Excluding Sundays.  And yeah you can eat meat, but you are to abstain on another day.  I mean really.  "Oh I'm super faithful, and gave up chocolate for Lent.  Except for Sundays then I down 4 Snickers bars and a box of chocolate covered raisins, because that's allowed"  You're supposed to be giving something up for Lent, not for only 40 days during Lent. 

I mean to me that's like the Saudis that go across the border to another country to whore and booze it up because Allah can't see them there.  How special is your faith, if you get to cheat?

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (oVQFe)

537 And no, we don't have an academy right now, but we do have some very good online training if you get hired.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 11:29 PM (bxiXv)

The Sith are always, horrible, evil villains! And only the Sith think in absolutes!

Posted by: George Lucas at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (bgcml)

538

Michelle Obama wears 16 outfits in 4 days

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 11:20 PM (DKV43)

--and ~75% of them are fugly.

Love the Offenbach accompaniment.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (BP6Z1)

539 I desire mercy, not sacrifice. ;"> For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.”
Jesus is referring to Hosea 6:6 which says:
“For I desire mercy and not sacrifice, and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings.”

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:12 PM (c0A3e)

Kratos, that must be New Testament, huh?  I'm one of those above-described Catholics that isn't too "up" on the Good Book.  I always find it fascinating when I hear how the Founders fasted and prayed and lived, for the most part, devout lives.  Did you know that they had Sunday Services at the capitol so they wouldn't have to travel far in bad weather?  I've also heard that when the writing of the Constitution wasn't going well and sniping was the order of the day that Franklin (?) suggested they spend a day in prayer to come up with something worthwhile, and lo and behold, the day after was peaceful and productive.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 07:32 PM (urYpw)

540 After the places I've take my junk and the people I've let handle it, a little knife wound isn't gonna scare it.

I am just looking for a good urologist with an office near a jogging path.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:33 PM (f0evc)

541

And yeah, she's one of our youngest first ladies

She's middle-aged. It's time to stop shopping at Delia's, and pop down the hallway to Talbots.

HB jr. I didn't realize you were so fashion conscious

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:33 PM (DKV43)

542 No, The Force is not curable with Penicillin. Oy vey.

But the Force's effects can be made neutral with ysalamiri. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:33 PM (c0A3e)

543 539 Ben,

"these are the arms of...."


a welder

a plumber

a shipwright

a creature from "animal planet"

a pro wrestler

an NBA basketball player

a roid jammer

Patricia Ewing lives

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:33 PM (kq1lG)

544 The Sith are always, horrible, evil villains! And only the Sith think in absolutes!

Also, all planets are just one thing.  Forest, ice, swamp, desert, Starbucks, Florida retirement communities, etc.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:34 PM (7utQ2)

545 PGIS,

hey she is a fashion plate back on Klendathuu

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:34 PM (kq1lG)

546

IIRC, fish were deemed "not meat" by some pope with some ties to the fishing industry.

Heh.  And here I thought it was 'cause mac 'n cheese hadn't been invented yet!

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 07:34 PM (urYpw)

547 I've been driving 240 miles a day for the last eight weeks. I think it of as a kind of 'Lent' leading up to Earth Hour. I'm determined to use as much fossil fuel as I possibly can in 2011. It was my New Year's resolution.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 11:27 PM

you got me beat; my commute is only 125 miles R/T

funny thing: two years ago, my daily R/T was less than 50 miles.  When the gas prices spiked up, all I heard from the SoonToBeExMissus™ was about how GWB was making his oil buddies rich by driving us to the poor house.

Now, the gas prices are reaching that same level and I'm driving over twice the distance, all I hear from the SoonToBeExMissus™ was about how GWB is making his oil buddies rich by driving us to the poor house.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

548 "only sith deal in absolutes"......

says the order that can cheerfully sacrifice live men as cannon fodder versus machines

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:35 PM (kq1lG)

549
an WNBA basketball player

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:35 PM (d88g9)

550 I just rewatched the video and just noticed that she could give Side Show Bob a run for his money with her feet.

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:36 PM (DKV43)

551 Patricia Ewing lives

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:33 PM (kq1lG)


Patrick Ewing has a sister? I always thought M.O. was actually Patrick Ewing in drag. I figured that since he retired, he decided to go on the down-low.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2011 07:36 PM (saFHA)

552

OK, I hit the wrong key so not sure if this is a double post.

Anyway, we got Buddy on Ash Wednesday. He's my Lent. It may sound weird but it's definitely been spiritual work.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)

553 BTW, what's everyone drinking?

A Flying Dog Railbender Ale.  I haven't found anything from Flying Dog that wasn't good yet, although I'm old enough to remember buying a case for less than a six pack of Flying Dog costs at Wegman's.

Posted by: MarkD at March 25, 2011 07:37 PM (6CLxP)

554 566 Bomber....


no I agree with San Adams that was a subtle "Barry is married to patrick Ewing" reset....


somewhere AP is banning me

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:37 PM (kq1lG)

555 Evening folks!

Ghostbusters!

Posted by: Zakn at March 25, 2011 07:37 PM (zyaZ1)

556 Anyway, we got Buddy on Ash Wednesday. He's my Lent. It may sound weird but it's definitely been spiritual work.

Heh.  That's funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:38 PM (7utQ2)

557 somewhere AP is banning me

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:37 PM (kq1lG)

What?  That's all you gotta do to get banned?  I haven't been trying hard enough.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:38 PM (YX6i/)

558 Also, all planets are just one thing.  Forest, ice, swamp, desert, Starbucks, Florida retirement communities, etc.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:34 PM (7utQ2)

No one complained when Kirosawa did it!

Posted by: George Lucas at March 25, 2011 07:39 PM (bgcml)

559

The only problem I see about people doing things or sacrificing pleasures for Lent is when people become arrogant and self-righteous about it and start deeming themselves better than others.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:29 PM (c0A3e)

Excellent point and that is precisely why I don't observe Lent.

It has become too religious, like a rite and that is exactly what Jesus railed against.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:39 PM (jAPfF)

560 I'm not giving away any secrets here when I say that I am not the most delicate flower in the bouquet, but Moochelle is a disgrace to womanhood.  But, what do I know, I didn't have to suffer the indignities of sharing a room with a sibling and then getting a full ride to Princeton and Harvard.  I'm sure it was difficult.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 07:39 PM (zxpIo)

561 O/T (if there is such a thing on the ONT):

Haley Barbour has politely removed himself from consideration for a presidential run in 2012 ever:

Potential presidential candidate Haley Barbour appears to be staking out a moderate position on global warming than some of his possible rivals, saying at an event in eastern Iowa on Friday that the country should “proceed in national policy as if global warming is actually happening.”

(That's from Weasel Zippers, but I'm too lazy/drunk to link it.)

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:40 PM (d88g9)

562

I don't have anything against Lent and I completely agree with you.  The only problem I see about people doing things or sacrificing pleasures for Lent is when people become arrogant and self-righteous about it and start deeming themselves better than others.  Thankfully, I don't see much of it but that sentiment does exist in the Christian community.  That's why I don't tell anybody what I do for Lent.

Yeah, but you can point out people in almost all the Christian sects that pull the "I'm doing this and so I'm better than you" crap and I hate it.  A couple times I've blasted a few people who have that Holier-than-thou attitude when they aren't acting very Christian. 

And actually I believe part of it is not really talking about what you are giving up for Lent.  Since talking about it can come off as being a bit Prideful, and its supposed to be between you and God and not something to show how awesome a Christian you are.

/Oh, and I also forgo decadence during Lent, . 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:29 PM (c0A3e)

Well good for you Josh Hartnett.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:40 PM (oVQFe)

563 I gave up pants for lent

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:40 PM (DKV43)

564 says the order that can cheerfully sacrifice live men as cannon fodder versus machines

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:35 PM (kq1lG)

Yeah, I'm pretty amused that the humanity of the clones never got discussed.

Jedi Council: Someone created a clone army that we can steal to fight our wars? AWESOME!

What do you mean did you ask them first?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:40 PM (bgcml)

565 The only problem I see about people doing things or sacrificing pleasures for Lent is when people become arrogant and self-righteous about it and start deeming themselves better than others.

I do that year round, peasant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (7utQ2)

566
A Flying Dog Railbender Ale.  I haven't found anything from Flying Dog that wasn't good yet, although I'm old enough to remember buying a case for less than a six pack of Flying Dog costs at Wegman's.

Posted by: MarkD at March 25, 2011 11:37 PM (6CLxP)

--Where is Flying Dog brewed?

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (BP6Z1)

567 574 PaPa editor,

or type the word "revolution"......

AP loves the first amendment for Palin bashers

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (kq1lG)

568 I gave up pants for lent

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 11:40 PM (DKV43)

Hmm - I may give this lent thing a second look.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (YX6i/)

569 The outfits that she wore on the trip were horrible. And her shoes, don't get me started on her shoes. Seriously, she's the EFFING FIRST LADY OF the UNITED STATES can't she dress with something approaching decorum when she is representing our country?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

570
Haley Barbour has politely removed himself from consideration for a presidential run in 2012 ever:

So why is it that every serious Democrat candidate in my memory has been 100% on board the liberal agenda, and with Republicans we always argue about whether we are going to get 60-80%

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (bgcml)

571 O/T (if there is such a thing on the ONT): Haley Barbour has politely removed himself from consideration for a presidential run in 2012 ever: Potential presidential candidate Haley Barbour appears to be staking out a moderate position on global warming than some of his possible rivals, saying at an event in eastern Iowa on Friday that the country should “proceed in national policy as if global warming is actually happening.” (That's from Weasel Zippers, but I'm too lazy/drunk to link it.) Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 11:40 PM (d88g9) Well, that dude just saved me some of my precious tome and energy I may have wasted listening to him.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (G8NKv)

572 I always tell my wife she should give up being Catholic for Lent. 

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (d88g9)

573

The Sith are always, horrible, evil villains! And only the Sith think in absolutes!

Posted by: George Lucas at March 25, 2011 11:31 PM (bgcml)

1) That is an absolute,

2) You are a buffoon.

Sith don't forbid students from seeing their families or forming healthy relationships with others, foo.

Stupid Jedi.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (bxiXv)

574 575 Also, all planets are just one thing.  Forest, ice, swamp, desert, Starbucks, Florida retirement communities, etc.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 11:34 PM (7utQ2)

No one complained when Kirosawa did it!

Posted by: George Lucas at March 25, 2011 11:39 PM (bgcml)

Damn straight.

Posted by: The Little Prince at March 25, 2011 07:43 PM (BP6Z1)

575  Mrs Obama can't sit like a lady. Her balls get in the way.

Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 11:28 PM (f0evc)

I remember what that used to be like.

 

Come to think of it, Teh Bamster sits more lady-like than Moosehell.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:43 PM (ihSHD)

576 559 No, The Force is not curable with Penicillin. Oy vey.

But the Force's effects can be made neutral with ysalamiri. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:33 PM (c0A3e)

But you'll need to ask Talon Karrde how to safely remove them from the trees.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:43 PM (oVQFe)

577 I gave up pants for lent Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 11:40 PM (DKV43)

Hmm, given the current make up of the courts I bet you could win that argument...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:43 PM (bgcml)

578 time my tome ran out years ago.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:44 PM (G8NKv)

579

Come to think of it, Teh Bamster sits more lady-like than Moosehell.

Bet they share the same undergarment drawer. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:45 PM (c0A3e)

580 But the Force's effects can be made neutral with ysalamiri.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:33 PM (c0A3e)

A) Don't go to Myrkyr

B) Carry a gun

Problem solved.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:45 PM (bxiXv)

581 Sith don't forbid students from seeing their families or forming healthy relationships with others, foo.

Don't forget being ok with slavery either.

You know, come to think about it, it really wouldn't be that hard to rewrite the prequels with the Emperor as the hero...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 07:45 PM (bgcml)

582 Barber's out, eh?  I kinda like that ol' boy, but I just don't see America electing Boss Hog, so it's probably a good thing somebody had a come-to-Jesus with him.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2011 07:45 PM (zxpIo)

583 She's the next Jackie Onassis & she knows it. I mean, if Jackie had played for the Bears from 1985-1993.

And if her husband owed everything to vote counters in Illinois....

No, wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (7utQ2)

584 I mean I hate sitting like a lady, but I do it when I'm wearing a dress. My Mama would slap me upside the head if I sat like MO did in a dress

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

585 Now, the gas prices are reaching that same level and I'm driving over twice the distance, all I hear from the SoonToBeExMissus™ was about how GWB is making his oil buddies rich by driving us to the poor house.

If I was actually paying the gas bill myself I'd be a mite less flip about it. I'm a 'virtual' employee and my job is 100% travel to client sites. I'm commuting in lieu of staying down there during the week so I can expense my mileage.

I have to fill up the gas tank every day. It's been amazing to watch the price rise almost every single day for the last month. When I first started this little experiment in commuting, it was costing me $26 to top off the tank each day after a RT. Yesterday it was $33. Except for the fact that it's cutting into my profit margin from my mileage expense I can't really complain about the cost since I'm lucky enough to be reimbursed for it. I really feel for folks. The extra expense is not insignificant for anyone commuting any real distance and here in So Cal that's a lot of people.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (G4Dm3)

586 Bet they share the same undergarment drawer.

No, they both go commando.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (d88g9)

587 Since discussing the looks of the First Lady are coming up,  can I just say that one of the pictures of the trip I noticed that the oldest daughter really looks like she takes after Barack.  Which is pretty unfortunate.  And the only worse thing I could think of is if she took after Michelle.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (oVQFe)

588 I gave up pants for lent

Who needs an excuse?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:47 PM (op4Bf)

589 You know, come to think about it, it really wouldn't be that hard to rewrite the prequels with the Emperor as the hero...

Catch the third of Robot Chicken's Star Wars specials.  That is exactly the premise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:47 PM (7utQ2)

590 I mean I hate sitting like a lady, but I do it when I'm wearing a dress. My Mama would slap me upside the head if I sat like MO did in a dress

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Lift up your skirt and show me your world. 

That's classy, right?

Posted by: Dave Matthews at March 25, 2011 07:47 PM (bgcml)

591 596,

they had to force her career short hen she was outplaying the entire offenseive line form her tight end position.....

"tight end" NOT BEING CODE FOR NARROW END

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:47 PM (kq1lG)

592

Catepillar is threatening to leave Illinois, I'm guessing Illinois writes a law exempting them from taxes. They employ 23,000 in the state.

 

Posted by: Ben at March 25, 2011 07:48 PM (DKV43)

593 A) Don't go to Myrkyr

B) Carry a gun

Problem solved.

Like I say, ancient weapons and hokey religions ....

Posted by: Han Solo at March 25, 2011 07:48 PM (d88g9)

594 ysalamiri.


Is that a kind of sushi, or a kind of sausage?

Sausage sushi!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:48 PM (op4Bf)

595 2:45 to go, Kentucky by one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:49 PM (7utQ2)

596

But you'll need to ask Talon Karrde how to safely remove them from the trees.

That data should also be in the Imperial files.  Thrawn and his men were able to make their own nutrient frames for the things. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:49 PM (c0A3e)

597 So why is it that every serious Democrat candidate in my memory has been 100% on board the liberal agenda, and with Republicans we always argue about whether we are going to get 60-80%

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 11:42 PM (bgcml)

Because about half of Republican politicians are Democrats, they've infiltrated the Republican party just like they have the media, schools and public service.

As soon as they get numbers, they try to drive everyone else out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:49 PM (bxiXv)

598 I mean I hate sitting like a lady, but I do it when I'm wearing a dress. My Mama would slap me upside the head if I sat like MO did in a dress

I remember the nuns giving us lessons in how to sit like a lady when I was in high school. And if weren't sitting appropriately you were made an example of in class. 

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 07:50 PM (G4Dm3)

599 Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 11:46 PM

I'm filling up every third day and I have noticed the absolute lack of any inflation what-so-ever, as well

what got me thinking on my drive this morning was all this talk about EMP.  If the balloon goes up when I'm at work, I have a three day hike to get home......through Detroit (Rock City)

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

600 I'd like to drink beer and eat buffalo wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, then go to see Sucker Punch.

Any morons game for tomorrow? I'm fuckin lonely as a Chinese leprechaun.


Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:50 PM (f0evc)

601

And actually I believe part of it is not really talking about what you are giving up for Lent.  Since talking about it can come off as being a bit Prideful, and its supposed to be between you and God and not something to show how awesome a Christian you are.

/Oh, and I also forgo decadence during Lent, . 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011

Forwarded from a Catholic friend:


"And when you fast, be not as the hypocrites, sad. For they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast.  Amen I say to you, they have received their reward. But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face; that you appear not to men to fast, but to your Father who is in secret: and your Father who sees in secret, will repay you."


--Matthew 6:16-18

It looks like the idea is that fasting/sacrifice in itself is fine and commendable in principle and practice, but don;t brag about it.

But then we conservatives of any degree of belief or non-belief can grasp this; it's the preachy shitheads of the Left who miss the point.

Posted by: The Little Prince at March 25, 2011 07:50 PM (BP6Z1)

602 Well that finishes the bottle of Bulleit bourbon I bought a month or so ago. Damn good stuff.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (G8NKv)

603 I so hope Kentucky wins, only because the announcers were sucking OSU's dicks during the other game.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (YX6i/)

604

Trump is a pretty fucking good candidate, right now. Unless Zombie Reagan claws his way out of a grave and starts killing libtards, I'm thinking Trump is the best bet.

Who else do we have?

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (jAPfF)

605 /surrealist sock

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (BP6Z1)

606 I remember the nuns giving us lessons in how to sit like a lady when I was in high school. And if weren't sitting appropriately you were made an example of in class.
....
....
Wait for it.
....
....
Go on.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (7utQ2)

607

Rush had a whole segment on the fawning media declaring Moose a fashion plate.  He said it all came down to one word, but there was no way he was going to say it. 

A caller said it was pity, that all the MBM pity her because of the gargantuan build and poor taste.  Rush said he could see "sympathy," but never admitted that was his word.

One of the afternoon Morons thought the word that applied to the MBM was "ugly" and one thought it was "racist." 

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 07:51 PM (urYpw)

608 You know, come to think about it, it really wouldn't be that hard to rewrite the prequels with the Emperor as the hero...

Maybe you've already read this, but just in case you haven't, here is...

The Case for the Empire. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:52 PM (c0A3e)

609 Wow, Chemjeff.  Absolutely sensational numbers presentation.  I think.

Oh, and great score on the bloody penguin, too!

Posted by: Dell at March 25, 2011 07:52 PM (mET8r)

610 Is it wrong of me to want every team that Obama chose to lose?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (RZ8pf)

611 I'm fuckin lonely as a Chinese leprechaun.

Kung pao corned beef?

Not recommended.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (7utQ2)

612 Catepillar is threatening to leave Illinois, I'm guessing Illinois writes a law exempting them from taxes.


I enjoyed several of these signs on my drive tonight.

OTOH, gas in Crown Point was $3.79; $3.89 in Chicago proper and $3.74 at the toll road oasis, so Indiana's still got some work to do.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (op4Bf)

613 I saw that, too, Dell.  Cracks me up every time he posts a pic

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (JMmQ9)

614 OK is the new movie Hanna a Nikita thing?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)

615 I enjoyed several of these signs on my drive tonight.

I love Cracker Barrel!!

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:54 PM (d88g9)

616

I enjoyed several of these signs on my drive tonight.

 

Full of epic win!


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 07:54 PM (ihSHD)

617 You know, come to think about it, it really wouldn't be that hard to rewrite the prequels with the Emperor as the hero...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 11:45 PM (bgcml)

If it hadn't been that mook Palpatine, he would have been. Dumbass.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (bxiXv)

618

Bet they share the same undergarment drawer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 11:45 PM (c0A3e)

No way.  I'm not sharing my underoos.

Posted by: B.H. Obama at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (urYpw)

619 Toooo freakin funny...a guy with an IQ of about 900 and he's got the "bloody penguin" high score saved!

Posted by: Dell at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (mET8r)

620 what got me thinking on my drive this morning was all this talk about EMP.  If the balloon goes up when I'm at work, I have a three day hike to get home......through Detroit (Rock City)

It's a relief to know I'm not alone in thinking of things like that. (My family thinks I'm a paranoid freak).After the earthquake in Japan I decided the odds were good So Cal was next and I was likely to get stuck 120 miles from home. I put a pair of running shoes, change of clothes, a case of bottled water and a backpack in the trunk.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (G4Dm3)

621 628 Is it wrong of me to want every team that Obama chose to lose?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 11:53 PM (RZ8pf)

Nah, you're just looking out for keeping his streak alive.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (oVQFe)

622 Goodnight all.
Long day and even longer week.
Have fun morons.

Posted by: mpfs at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (3TjSM)

623 630 HR,

Indy metro is between 3.42 and 3.67....


so there's that.....


I love how the muddled middle blamed George W. Bush for personally profiting from high prices in their mind....no it wasn't those wind storms wrecking 70% of our refining in Texas...it was Bush but Barry has nothing to do with the prices being just as high in a worse economy

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (kq1lG)

624

Trump is a pretty fucking good candidate, right now. Unless Zombie Reagan claws his way out of a grave and starts killing libtards, I'm thinking Trump is the best bet.

Who else do we have?

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 11:51 PM (jAPfF)

--I don't see Trump as a serious contender, but view him as immensely valuable as a gadfly to ask questions that career politicians are too squeamish to address.  He was right that Zero has something to hide with the BC business, and it'\s not where he was born.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:56 PM (BP6Z1)

625 The Case for the Empire.

Kratos, did you ever play Star Wars: Galaxies?  SW MMORPG, like Everquest or WoW.  I played as an Imperial.  Weird at first, but it really made sense. 

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 07:56 PM (d88g9)

626 Kentucky by 3.  38 seconds to go.  OSU with the ball.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:56 PM (7utQ2)

627 Dammit!

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:57 PM (YX6i/)

628 You know, I don't really like making fun of Moochelle's figure. That's not really her fault, so much, as far as she's tall and kind of Neanderthalish. Genes are nobody's fault.

The way she dresses, and her grotesque attitude, on the other hand... eeesh

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 07:57 PM (bxiXv)

629 Yeah, dawg!  Kentucky wins!!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 07:57 PM (YX6i/)

630 The Ohio State lose!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 07:57 PM (BP6Z1)

631 Dumb_Blonde that was very smart of you. I have an earthquake pack in my car too, we're due for a big one soon.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 07:58 PM (RZ8pf)

632 OSU ties with a three.

UK answers with a two,

Game over.

Kentucky 62, OSU 60.

For those keeping score, the President's bracket now looks like his Libya policy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 07:58 PM (7utQ2)

633 Kratos, did you ever play Star Wars: Galaxies?  SW MMORPG, like Everquest or WoW.  I played as an Imperial.  Weird at first, but it really made sense.

No.  The only Star War games I played where X-Wing, Tie Fighter, and Dark Forces. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:58 PM (c0A3e)

634 646 M,

hey now her nice pre-cambrian physique made her a lot of scratch when she was with the Knicks....

I recall the libs making fun of the twins.....Sasha and malia are young so I give them a pass....unless he gets back in and they get to be teens.....then it is on like donkey kong

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:58 PM (kq1lG)

635 Bomber, congrats on the Bomblette!  Are you going to live blog the delivery like tmi3rd did?  (If I were you, I wouldn't tell your wife about being called a MOAB.  Considering the wt. of that baby, she prob'ly feels like she's going to deliver a MOAB.) 

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 07:58 PM (urYpw)

636 650 Circa,

wonder if the sporters are gonna cover for him or just ignore the elephant in the room?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:59 PM (kq1lG)

637 Are you going to live blog the delivery like tmi3rd did? 

No live blogging, but I will get pictures up here as soon as I can.  She's already threatened me about trying to take a camera into the delivery room.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:00 PM (d88g9)

638 Indy metro is between 3.42 and 3.67....

The first week I was there, it was 20-30 cents cheaper on Washington St (by the airport) than on 56th Street.  This week, it was running about 5 cents cheaper on 56th Street.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 08:00 PM (op4Bf)

639 Moochelle is not a delicate woman in the least. She's built like an Amazon.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:01 PM (YxBuk)

640 anyway I wanted the Buckeyes to win, but I'm a wolverine fan and it makes General brackets O'Duffer look dumb.....so "meh"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:01 PM (kq1lG)

641 657 Rum,

that a new combine from John Deere?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:01 PM (kq1lG)

642 now

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (kq1lG)

643 She's already threatened me about trying to take a camera into the delivery room.

It was bad enough seeing it in Knocked Up. I don't want to see it any more real than that. (And Apatow used real footage in the movie.)

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (YxBuk)

644 Just. Large.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (YxBuk)

645 LIke a tree.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (YxBuk)

646 babies are scary....awesome but scary at birth

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (kq1lG)

647 Ten years ago, when I was in Guam, in a helicopter squadron full of Star Wars geeks, the topic came up that, "we're not the Rebel Alliance, we are the Empire." Not to go full geek here, but I think right now we're the Old Republic, about 10 minutes before Palpatine declares his love for democracy.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (d88g9)

648 An oak

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (YxBuk)

649 Catepillar is threatening to leave Illinois, I'm guessing Illinois writes a law exempting them from taxes.

Doesn't it give you the warm and fuzzies that while you're doing your taxes, GE not only pays no taxes, but gets a 3.2 billion CREDIT

And because GE is the JEF's pet corporation, the Lefties who scream about corporate welfare and taxing the rich go suddenly mute

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (vdfwz)

650 More proof (if you need it) that the protesters might not be the Thomas Jeffersons of the Middle East...

Bahrain complains over Hezbollah comments on protests

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (c0A3e)

651 666 rum,

gratz.....


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (kq1lG)

652 VCU by 3 on FSU with 2 minutes to go.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (7utQ2)

653

--I don't see Trump as a serious contender, but view him as immensely valuable as a gadfly to ask questions that career politicians are too squeamish to address.  He was right that Zero has something to hide with the BC business, and it'\s not where he was born.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 11:56 PM (BP6Z1)

We don't have anyone as a serious contender. I'd argue that Trump, as much as he annoys me, is our best bet right now.

His strong point is that he isn't afraid to speak his mind.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 08:03 PM (jAPfF)

654 Shit.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:04 PM (d88g9)

655 666 rum

the force is strong with her

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2011 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)

656 I think right now we're the Old Republic, about 10 minutes before Palpatine declares his love for democracy.

Posted by: Bomber at March 26, 2011 12:02 AM (d88g9)

Not exactly the same. Compare Soros and Palpatine.

Okay, Soros is obviously competent, but other than that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:04 PM (bxiXv)

657 671 Erik W,

my only fear with him is NBC has a LOT of access and will be doing defacto oppo research for Jugears

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:04 PM (kq1lG)

658 the force is strong with her

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2011 12:04 AM (JMmQ9)

Oh, it is indeed! Mwuhahahaha!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:05 PM (bxiXv)

659

We don't have anyone as a serious contender. I'd argue that Trump, as much as he annoys me, is our best bet right now.

Trump would be light-years better than the current Precedent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:06 PM (c0A3e)

660 It's a relief to know I'm not alone in thinking of things like that. (My family thinks I'm a paranoid freak).After the earthquake in Japan I decided the odds were good So Cal was next and I was likely to get stuck 120 miles from home. I put a pair of running shoes, change of clothes, a case of bottled water and a backpack in the trunk.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 11:55 PM (G4Dm3)

Might I humbly suggest some protein or granola bars, some ibuprofen/acetaminophen and small first-aid kid as well as a blanket?  Ooops. Just saw that you had "backpack" listed.

I had a chat with a Kellogg's rep at a grocery store yesterday and he was teasing me about all the stuff I was buying.  (Apocalypse prep)  He then admitted his daughter (in DC) was dating either a CIA or FBI guy who made sure she always had her car packed with all those supplies listed above as well as maps with various "escape" routes out of DC to her dad's house.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 08:06 PM (urYpw)

661 we got the magic number befor 0010.....


good work crew....

we also established the Michelle O'bama never getting the Knicks to the finals hurts her hall of fame chances

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:06 PM (kq1lG)

662 Anything would be light-years better than the current Precedent.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:07 PM (d88g9)

663 I have an earthquake pack in my car too, we're due for a big one soon.

I think so too. I can't shake the feeling that the west coast is bound to have a major quake soon. Now I have to work on getting prepared for an earthquake at home. I'm not sure how much good it would do to have all the bookcases, etc strapped to the walls but I'm going to start working on them. My big problem is I'm trying to figure out how I'd get into the garage if we have a major quake. It's detached from the house and I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity. I'll probably just buy a sledgehammer, keep it in the house and plan on beating my way in.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:07 PM (G4Dm3)

664

His strong point is that he isn't afraid to speak his mind.

Posted by: ErikW at March 26, 2011 12:03 AM (jAPfF)

Well, I think we need three things from a candidate;

1) Proven conservative credentials

2) A willingness to *fight* for his or her principles

3) Charisma

Donald may have #2, but I don't think he has #1, and #3 is questionable.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2011 08:07 PM (bgcml)

665 670 VCU by 3 on FSU with 2 minutes to go.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2011 12:03 AM (7utQ2)

--I went to FSU, but I'd be really proud of my home state if VCU advanced.  From what they said of Smart's career path, he has obviously served under Oliver Purnell former coach and alumnus of my alma mater, ODU.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:07 PM (BP6Z1)

666

 Moochelle is not a delicate woman in the least. She's built like an Amazon.

 

Speaking of which, Moochelle is the most flat chested black woman I've ever seen.  Seriously!  Usually the sisters pack some boobage.  Not her. 


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 08:07 PM (ihSHD)

667 684,

Patrick is allergic to silicon.....

Barry prefers a closer fit when spooning anyway

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:08 PM (kq1lG)

668 VCU/FSU tied with 40 seconds to go.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 08:08 PM (7utQ2)

669 Damn tight game!!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:08 PM (BP6Z1)

670 Rum owns 666.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 08:08 PM (ihSHD)

671 675 671 Erik W,

my only fear with him is NBC has a LOT of access and will be doing defacto oppo research for Jugears

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2011 12:04 AM (kq1lG)

Doesn't Comcast own NBC/Universal now.  Or is that sort of an ongoing process that isn't complete yet.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:09 PM (oVQFe)

672 Beautiful J by Singleton.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:09 PM (BP6Z1)

673


Barry prefers a closer fit when spooning anyway

 

Barry's a sporker not a spooner.


Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 08:09 PM (ihSHD)

674

Anything would be light-years better than the current Precedent.

Yo.

Posted by: Huck Suckabee at March 25, 2011 08:09 PM (0pBLV)

675 688....

I've beat her half the time I've been back....

dazzled her with an epic color purple reset

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:09 PM (kq1lG)

676

Speaking of which, Moochelle is the most flat chested black woman I've ever seen.  Seriously!  Usually the sisters pack some boobage.  Not her. 

All that fat tissue went straight to her derriere?

/Could also mean that she's not very nurturing. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (c0A3e)

677 Dayum!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (BP6Z1)

678 Overtime!!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (BP6Z1)

679 Did someone mention a buffet?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (0pBLV)

680 You guys are zipping along tonight.

Posted by: Katie Couric's snail trail at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (4Kl5M)

681 I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity. I'll probably just buy a sledgehammer, keep it in the house and plan on beating my way in.

If the door isn't heavy, you should be able to just lift it yourself. Maybe there's a manual unlocking mechanism? After the Northridge quake, with the power out, my parents got our garage door open and the cars out on the driveway just in case.

And I carry bottled water, a first aid kid, and change of clothes in the car too. I also have a hand held radio.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (YxBuk)

682 695 Buzz,

yeah but the idiots in the zoo are the same.....I suspect the staff leans donk

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:10 PM (kq1lG)

683 OverTime--horrible last possession by FSU after a huge block on defense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (7utQ2)

684 Might I humbly suggest some protein or granola bars, some ibuprofen/acetaminophen and small first-aid kid as well as a blanket?  Ooops. Just saw that you had "backpack" listed.

Thanks for the suggestions, Rushbabe. The backpack is empty. I just threw it in there so I'd have something to carry crap in. I never would have thought of the carrying maps. That's an excellent idea. I've gotten so dependent on using my iPhone apps for navigation help it didn't even occur to me.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (G4Dm3)

685 Well, I think I'm done.  See y'all later.

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (d88g9)

686

And speaking of Trump and since they had his shitty Roast, on since her special is currently playing, who the fuck thinks Whitney Cummings is attractive or funny.  I mean sure she's got on more makeup than a clown.  But her voice is annoying, she has no concept that she's holding a microphone and doesn't need to yell.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (oVQFe)

687

Speaking of which, Moochelle is the most flat chested black woman I've ever seen.  Seriously!  Usually the sisters pack some boobage.  Not her. 


Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2011 12:07 AM (ihSHD)

Barack got the boobs in that family

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (MtwBb)

688 704 bomber,

night-o

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (kq1lG)

689

Catepillar is threatening to leave Illinois, I'm guessing Illinois writes a law exempting them from taxes.

 

That reminds me of the first time I set eyes upon yummy Rep. Aaron Shock.  He went to the Catapillar Plant with Obama.  Obama lied his ass off. 

(And I don't care if Aaron is gay, as some have purported, he is delicious Republican eye candy).  He probably is gay, the boy can dress; a lot better than Moochelle too.

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 08:11 PM (ihSHD)

690 Sasha and malia are young so I give them a pass....unless he gets back in and they get to be teens.....then it is on like donkey kong

I feel a little sorry for them. Can't be easy being props for megalomaniacs.  If they don't have eating disorders yet, they will by the time they leave the WH (in 2013).

OTOH, they will be admitted to any college they choose to apply to (taking a spot and possibly scholarship money from some better-qualified kid with unfamous parents), and after their assured graduation will be pulling down a cool half-mil at a firm that received copious Obama $ta$h (you will recall Chelsea Clinton went directly from degrees in history and "public health" *eeek* to a quarter-mil at a hedge fund).

So I don't feel very sorry them.  Just a little bit.

OTTH, how much fun will we have if Larry Flynt lives long enough to make them an offer while they're still angry at Moose for telling the whole world they were fat (while stuffing them full of ice cream and alfredo on never-ending vacations)?  Bwahaha.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (op4Bf)

691 And I carry bottled water, a first aid kid, and change of clothes in the car too. I also have a hand held radio.

Where'd you buy that?

Posted by: Bomber at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (d88g9)

692 Gonna be a summery 87 here tomorrow.  The last hard freeze was just a couple of weeks ago.  Only needed to mow the lawn once this spring.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (XBM1t)

693 Things more discombobulating than Led Zeppelin music on Cadillac commercials:  Dr. Dre on HP spots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (7utQ2)

694 700 I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity. I'll probably just buy a sledgehammer, keep it in the house and plan on beating my way in.

If the door isn't heavy, you should be able to just lift it yourself. Maybe there's a manual unlocking mechanism? After the Northridge quake, with the power out, my parents got our garage door open and the cars out on the driveway just in case.

And I carry bottled water, a first aid kid, and change of clothes in the car too. I also have a hand held radio.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 26, 2011 12:10 AM

--There's usually just a cord hanging near the door that you yank to unlock the chain, then you can lift the door manually.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (BP6Z1)

695 Speaking of which, Moochelle is the most flat chested black woman I've ever seen.  Seriously!  Usually the sisters pack some boobage.  Not her.

Maybe she's descended from the desert-y African tribes. They're generally skinny, though. Then again, they don't have the luxury of American diets.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:12 PM (YxBuk)

696 I'm trying to figure out how I'd get into the garage if we have a major quake. It's detached from the house and I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity. I'll probably just buy a sledgehammer, keep it in the house and plan on beating my way in.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:07 AM


Check the manual for the garage door opener, I think there's some sort of crank that comes with it to open the door when you've lost power

The bigger problem would be if there's distortion from the quake in the frame or runners that jams the door

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:13 PM (vdfwz)

697  I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity. I'll probably just buy a sledgehammer, keep it in the house and plan on beating my way in.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:07 AM (G4Dm3)

Don't go the sledgehammer route.  Look for the pull cord that lets the door operate manually.  Yank on it, and it'll slide up easily, like it weighs a couple ounces.  (Quite unlike the old-fashioned manual one my parens had that nearly gave you a hernia.) 

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 08:13 PM (urYpw)

698 There's usually just a cord hanging near the door that you yank to unlock the chain, then you can lift the door manually.

Oh yeah! Duh. I always forget its there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:13 PM (YxBuk)

699

 You guys are zipping along tonight.

 

CDR M has the best ONT's hands down!

 

OK, I'm off to bed.  We are running a 20 mile race tomorrow a.m. (at least we're supposed to be). 

Posted by: runningrn at March 25, 2011 08:13 PM (ihSHD)

700

Barack got the boobs in that family

Heh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:14 PM (c0A3e)

701 yes but I think Dumb_Blonde is saying that the garage isn't attached to the house, so she won't be in the garage she'll be outside it, and without pulling the emergency unlock cord inside you can't open from the outside, I don't think.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 08:15 PM (RZ8pf)

702 I don't have room for all those things my trunk.  Of course, I don't need them either.  I have a Trunk Monkey.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 08:15 PM (YX6i/)

703 And I carry bottled water, a first aid kid, and change of clothes in the car too. I also have a hand held radio.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 26, 2011 12:10 AM (YxBuk)

Also, if it gets bad enough, you can kill and eat him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:16 PM (bxiXv)

704

I gave up candy for Lent and I'm going old school like Kemp - all the way to Easter a.m..

About six years ago they really started emphasizing the Triduum - not sure why.

Posted by: Gem at March 25, 2011 08:16 PM (zw+pb)

705 Gonna be a summery 87 here tomorrow. The last hard freeze was just a couple of weeks ago. Only needed to mow the lawn once this spring. Forecasting a low of 19, here. I went to Harvard!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 25, 2011 08:16 PM (4Kl5M)

706 lso, if it gets bad enough, you can kill and eat him.

Tastes like long pork!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:17 PM (YxBuk)

707 720 yes but I think Dumb_Blonde is saying that the garage isn't attached to the house, so she won't be in the garage she'll be outside it, and without pulling the emergency unlock cord inside you can't open from the outside, I don't think.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2011 12:15 AM (RZ8pf)

Usually there is a normal door to get into the garage.  I've never heard of a garage that doesn't have a regular door as well.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:17 PM (oVQFe)

708 Check the manual for the garage door opener, I think there's some sort of crank that comes with it to open the door when you've lost power

The bigger problem would be if there's distortion from the quake in the frame or runners that jams the door

--There's usually just a cord hanging near the door that you yank to unlock the chain, then you can lift the door manually.


Thanks for the suggestions, guys. My problem is that the only access to the garage is through the garage door. I own a condo and the garage is a detached building, no other doors or windows. I can be pretty motivated with a sledgehammer if need be though

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:18 PM (G4Dm3)

709 724,

Ja Al I went to art school mein friend

Posted by: Adolpf H at March 25, 2011 08:18 PM (kq1lG)

710 Damn, these games have made up for the early ones.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:18 PM (BP6Z1)

711 yes but I think Dumb_Blonde is saying that the garage isn't attached to the house, so she won't be in the garage she'll be outside it, and without pulling the emergency unlock cord inside you can't open from the outside, I don't think.

Is there no other door except the actual garage door? I thought detached garages always had a side door - esp since most people I know don't even store their cars in their garages. Some people turn them into offices if not storage.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:19 PM (YxBuk)

712 I haven't got the foggiest idea how to get an electric garage door open and get to my car without electricity

Look on the center beam the door travels on, there will be a cord hanging from the piece that attaches the door to it and all you have to do is give it a quick yank down and that will detach the door from the opener and you can open it manually.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 08:19 PM (9RFH1)

713 Still wheezing over the last video, but I've gotta pack it in.  See you tomorrow, Morons/ettes.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 25, 2011 08:19 PM (urYpw)

714 I'll stand corrected, and say that I find that design to be really dumb, and they should have put doors on the backsides of their garages.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:20 PM (oVQFe)

715 732 RB,

night-o

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:20 PM (kq1lG)

716 My problem is that the only access to the garage is through the garage door.

Seems like an usual design.  Most garages have a side entrance, even the detacted ones.

Anyway, if you're concerned about getting in when the power is cut, there should be some solution to manually opening the garage door. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:21 PM (c0A3e)

717 Also, if it gets bad enough, you can kill and eat him.

Ah, now I see why you're the Dark Lord of the Siths!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:21 PM (G4Dm3)

718 I own a condo and the garage is a detached building, no other doors or windows. I can be pretty motivated with a sledgehammer if need be though

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:18 AM (G4Dm3)

--Might want to bring a suggestion to the next board meeting.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:21 PM (BP6Z1)

719 Thanks for the suggestions, guys. My problem is that the only access to the garage is through the garage door. I own a condo and the garage is a detached building, no other doors or windows. I can be pretty motivated with a sledgehammer if need be though

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:18 AM (G4Dm3)

In the coming Hobo-Zombiepocolypse, don't hide or make a stand in that garage.  Strongholds always need a back way out, else you'll be trapped and consumed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 08:21 PM (XBM1t)

720 yes but I think Dumb_Blonde is saying that the garage isn't attached to the house, so she won't be in the garage she'll be outside it, and without pulling the emergency unlock cord inside you can't open from the outside, I don't think.




Oh, if that's the case your best bet would be to get one of the newer openers that come with a backup battery so you can still have some juice if the power goes out.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 08:21 PM (9RFH1)

721 hi kids.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:22 PM (RGWY2)

722 OK, gang.  Off to bed.  Enjoy your weekend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2011 08:22 PM (7utQ2)

723 I'll stand corrected, and say that I find that design to be really dumb, and they should have put doors on the backsides of their garages.

Agreed! What can I say, the place was built in 1963 ...

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:23 PM (G4Dm3)

724 Thanks for the suggestions, guys. My problem is that the only access to the garage is through the garage door. I own a condo and the garage is a detached building, no other doors or windows. I can be pretty motivated with a sledgehammer if need be though
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:18 AM

If you lived along Tornado Alley your garage would be kindling, and your car would probably be somewhere around the yard

When it comes to California, the fires are worse than the earthquakes because the fires don't leave anything but ashes where your garage used to be

Earthquakes, fires, mudslides, drought ... but none can compare to the ruination brought to the Golden State by leftist politicians and the brain dead idiots who outnumber people who actually think stuff has to be paid for

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:23 PM (vdfwz)

725

Dumb Blonde,

Get one of these for $89 and plug your opener into to it and then plug it into the wall. If you power goes out you will have juice to raise your door.

http://tinyurl.com/4enhrmh

 

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:23 PM (MtwBb)

726 Oh, if that's the case your best bet would be to get one of the newer openers that come with a backup battery so you can still have some juice if the power goes out.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2011 12:21 AM (9RFH1)

Or, use a sawzall to make your own "door."

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 08:24 PM (XBM1t)

727 74`1 circa,

night-o

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:24 PM (kq1lG)

728 Well if VCU loses they deserve too with their poor all-around shooting

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:25 PM (BP6Z1)

729 Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 12:24 AM (5I8G0)

You do good ONTs. They always manage to speed right along!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:25 PM (YxBuk)

730 747 CDR M,

but you did get the "we love to fly and it shows" number

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:25 PM (kq1lG)

731 No matter how many times I look at that "The world according to America " map it still gets funnier and funnier. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 08:25 PM (gWHrG)

732 749 Rum,

well that and Patricia M resets helped....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:26 PM (kq1lG)

733 740 hi kids.
Posted by: joan at March 26, 2011 12:22 AM

Hey joan!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:26 PM (vdfwz)

734 My bug-out kit contains maps, water, some nice Malbec and a little Valu-Rite, some Cheetos, a can of Vienna Sausages, a tactical carbine with four spare mags, an NBC kit, spare sunglasses, a replica suit of Zeus' armor from the new Clash of the Titans, a novelty flashlight, some canned pressurized cheese, maraschino cherries, two spare pairs of Kung Fu shoes, a can of Jones' "Whoop Ass" energy drink, a few Krugerrands, a copy of the Phantom Edit on DVD, a hobo cleaning kit, and a tube of Close Up toothpaste.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:26 PM (bxiXv)

735 hi-ho joan

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:27 PM (kq1lG)

736

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2011 12:26 AM (bxiXv)

I likey.  Although I ask why you don't have any of Steven Seagal's energy drink,  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:29 PM (c0A3e)

737 Ah, now I see why you're the Dark Lord of the Siths!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:21 AM (G4Dm3)

Hey, I earned it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:29 PM (bxiXv)

738 Rams win!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:30 PM (BP6Z1)

739 Re: Garage door

Cordite.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:30 PM (bxiXv)

740

I likey. Although I ask why you don't have any of Steven Seagal's energy drink,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2011 12:29 AM (c0A3e)

It's made with real Steven Seagal.

That's why.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:30 PM (bxiXv)

741

Dumb Blonde,

Get one of these for $89 and plug your opener into to it and then plug it into the wall. If you power goes out you will have juice to raise your door.

Thank you , robtr!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:31 PM (G4Dm3)

742

Heh. thanks although the last time I was preempted by the Wisconsin bill that finally got posted as law today.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 12:29 AM (5I8G0)

It's hard to find the right time to post an ONT. Wait too long and people leave, post too early and you get ganked.

For tomorrow I suggest ACTUAL CATS, damn the h8ters! Go with big cats if small ones scare you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:33 PM (bxiXv)

743 hi kdbear and sven . need to catch up on thne thread. let me guess . shoes ? and large breasts and bacon...etc.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:33 PM (RGWY2)

744 Is it even building code to have a garage with no other exit other than the front door? Thats pretty risky.

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 08:34 PM (gWHrG)

745 764 CDRM,


as long as they go far enough to nuke Patrick Ewing's escorts' brackets who cares?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:34 PM (kq1lG)

746 ho log. how's fsu doing ?

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:34 PM (RGWY2)

747 For tomorrow I suggest ACTUAL CATS, damn the h8ters!

We're going to have to renegotiate some terms here...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:35 PM (YxBuk)

748 It's hard to find the right time to post an ONT. Wait too long and people leave, post too early and you get ganked.

Don't speak too early, Ace might have gone to the movies tonight!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:35 PM (vdfwz)

749 768 Joan,

formerly male NBA stars in high office

ww2 carrier aviation

Sith

Cats

bug out bags

and Patricia Ewing's arms.....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:36 PM (kq1lG)

750 Don't speak too early, Ace might have gone to the movies tonight!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2011 12:35 AM (vdfwz)

And we're all assuming Sucker Punch, right?   Should be an epic rant.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 08:36 PM (YX6i/)

751 hi kdbear and sven . need to catch up on thne thread. let me guess . shoes ? and large breasts and bacon...etc.
Posted by: joan at March 26, 2011 12:33 AM

honey badgers, King Barry the JEF, Moochelle's wardrobe, garage door openers vulnerability to earthquakes

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:37 PM (vdfwz)

752 i'm lots sven.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:37 PM (RGWY2)

753 774 Yes, cats.  Hmmm.  Kinetic Pussy Saturday.

No!!!! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:37 PM (c0A3e)

754  Is it even building code to have a garage with no other exit other than the front door? Thats pretty risky.

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 12:34 AM (gWHrG)

You can build it without a mandoor as long as the opener has an emergency release in most places.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:38 PM (MtwBb)

755 779 Joan,

how so?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:38 PM (kq1lG)

756 i'm on my third batch of margaritas, take it easy on me.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:38 PM (RGWY2)

757 VCU? 

Posted by: MarkD at March 25, 2011 08:39 PM (6CLxP)

758 780 Kratos,

am I the only one who is seeing the words

"catapult"

"m-80s"

"cats"

being used in odd combinations?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:39 PM (kq1lG)

759 772For tomorrow I suggest ACTUAL CATS, damn the h8ters!

We're going to have to renegotiate some terms here...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 26, 2011 12:35 AM (YxBuk)

I sense a disturbance in The Force®.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:39 PM (bxiXv)

760 777 Don't speak too early, Ace might have gone to the movies tonight!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2011 12:35 AM (vdfwz)

Sucker Punch?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 12:36 AM

Wait till Source Code comes out

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:39 PM (vdfwz)

761

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2011 12:39 AM (kq1lG)

No.  I'm thinking about putting the M80's on the cats, igniting them, and then launching them on the "cat-a-pult". 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:40 PM (c0A3e)

762 Is it even building code to have a garage with no other exit other than the front door? Thats pretty risky.

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 12:34 AM (gWHrG)

You can build it without a mandoor as long as the opener has an emergency release in most places.

Dunno but this place was built nearly 50 years ago. I'm disinclined to raise the issue because I live in fear of having them raise the HOA dues yet again for another freaking retrofit issue here. I'm going the sledgehammer/sawzall, battery powered, cordite route.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:41 PM (G4Dm3)

763 slightly obliterated , wait can you be slightly obliterated ? that's how i'm lost , that and i can can't find things.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:41 PM (RGWY2)

764 774 Yes, cats. Hmmm. Kinetic Pussy Saturday.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 12:36 AM (5I8G0)

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Posted by: Lavernius Tucker, Ladies Man at March 25, 2011 08:41 PM (bxiXv)

765 784 Joan,

oh ok....

well Michelee O'bama resets

ww2 resets

some extinction level event preparedness

on and on

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:41 PM (kq1lG)

766 Chaka Khan = Teh Sexeh Black Woman

(Take note, First Lady)

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:42 PM (BP6Z1)

767 crap FSU lost to vagina commonwealth ?

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:42 PM (RGWY2)

768

Get one of these for $89 and plug your opener into to it and then plug it into the wall. If you power goes out you will have juice to raise your door.



Heh, pretty damn ingenious, i have a couple of those but never thought of doing that.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 08:42 PM (9RFH1)

769

No. I'm thinking about putting the M80's on the cats, igniting them, and then launching them on the "cat-a-pult".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2011 12:40 AM (c0A3e)

Cats are sacred to the Sith.

As of about five minutes ago.

I sent a memo.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:42 PM (bxiXv)

770

I sense a disturbance in The Force®.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2011 12:39 AM (bxiXv)

I'm strictly a dog person. No kitties for me.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:43 PM (YxBuk)

771 oh I am an agnostic jedi......


we get by on infinite improbability drive and having foes dumb enough not to look for their kid on their hometown's spread.....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:44 PM (kq1lG)

772

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2011 12:42 AM (bxiXv)

Oops.  I missed the memo, but I'm no Sith.  I'm an ex-God of War. 

Cat-a-pult

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:44 PM (c0A3e)

773 Might be a while before I watch any sports, the Mets will totally suck this year and there might not be a football season come fall.

Well, there's always footage of King Barry the Duffer where you can't tell if he's teeing off or swatting at a bee ..

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:44 PM (vdfwz)

774  I'm going the sledgehammer/sawzall, battery powered, cordite route.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:41 AM (G4Dm3)

That battery pack thing works, I got one when my power was going out about every other week and just hung it on the ceiling next to the opener and plugged it in the recepticle that the opener was plugged into. I have another door but I just got tired of dealing with it.

It will also run lights and stuff in your house for awhile.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:45 PM (MtwBb)

775 806 CDR M,

yeah I saw when they tried to sell Venus and Serena as sex symbols.....

it was called "Predator 2"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:46 PM (kq1lG)

776 I'm thinking of having dragons tomorrow.

I'm listening...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 08:46 PM (YxBuk)

777 804 Might be a while before I watch any sports, the Mets will totally suck this year and there might not be a football season come fall.

Well, there's always footage of King Barry the Duffer where you can't tell if he's teeing off or swatting at a bee ..

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2011 12:44 AM (vdfwz)

Coming this fall.  The NFL demonstrates how to kill a money printing machine.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:46 PM (oVQFe)

778 810 Buzzion,

they kill the super bowl I'll take a 13 year break like I did MLB....bastards.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:47 PM (kq1lG)

779 Okay, I've got a whole new question to ask the moron horde.

I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:47 PM (G4Dm3)

780 798 crap FSU lost to vagina commonwealth ?

Posted by: joan at March 26, 2011 12:42 AM (RGWY2)

--Hey, VCU is a great team.  Love the scrappy mid-major underdog.  This year's George Mason, from the same conference, no less.

Did you see the ads trying to sell Serena Williams has a sexy lady?  Good lord, um, no, no way in hell is that possible.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 12:45 AM (5I8G0)

--I think Serena is attractive and healthy, for sure.  Not as sexy as Venus,though.  Venus could be a model after she retires.


Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:48 PM (BP6Z1)

781 For all the fears of earthquakes or hurricanes, it's flooding that wipes shit out

Northern Japan hasn't been heavily damaged from the quake, the areas where the tsunami didn't hit are pretty much intact other than lack of power

In a hurricane, it's the storm surge or flooding from the rain that does more damage than the winds


Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:49 PM (vdfwz)

782 That battery pack thing works, I got one when my power was going out about every other week and just hung it on the ceiling next to the opener and plugged it in the recepticle that the opener was plugged into. I have another door but I just got tired of dealing with it.

I've actually already ordered it on amazon. The sledgehammer, sawzall and cordite just sound like fun.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:49 PM (G4Dm3)

783 Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:47 AM (G4Dm3)

Heh, I think there is a big couger fantasy/myth out there these days.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:49 PM (MtwBb)

784

I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

My guess is....

cans?

Posted by: Cicero at March 25, 2011 08:49 PM (0pBLV)

785 812 dumb_blonde,

no offense they want a sugar momma and are happy you're on the back 9 of the breeding years.....

plus the whole "milf" thing is what these kids came up on.....

don't sweat it and if acrobatic monkey sex is what you're hunting you may go that route.....

me I can't identify with anything on anyone under 28

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:49 PM (kq1lG)

786 Sucker. Punch.

I am *so* seeing that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

787 I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

They have a bad case of the milf's.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 08:50 PM (9RFH1)

788 I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:47 AM

Cougars have been the hot item for a few years now

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 08:50 PM (vdfwz)

789

Heh, I think there is a big couger fantasy/myth out there these days.

I was thinking something along the same lines.  Idiots.

And these same losers probably also think that because you're older that you might be more willing to go out with them because you may be more desperate.  It's dumb and pathetic.  Can't you screen them out?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 08:51 PM (c0A3e)

790 812 Okay, I've got a whole new question to ask the moron horde.

I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:47 AM (G4Dm3)

Cougars are hot.

That's their likely thinking.  Assuming that you are quite knowledgeable and willing to do things in bed girls their age won't do.  And all the girls their age are going after 40 year old sugar daddies anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 08:51 PM (oVQFe)

791

My guess is....

cans?

Alright, fine, I'll change my damn profile picture!

Yeah, I guess it is that cougar/milf idiocy. And a serious lack of reading comprehension. It actually got so bad at one point that I edited my profile to make it clear I had no interest in men in their 20s when I was in my 20s so I sure as hell wasn't interested now. I blame public education (sigh) ...

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:54 PM (G4Dm3)

792

Don't worry about thought Dumb Blonde, I'm 58 and I always get 40 year olds hitting on me.

hehheh

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 08:54 PM (MtwBb)

793

I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits?

My guess is....

cans?

Posted by: Cicero at March 26, 2011 12:49 AM (0pBLV)

--Hey, I met my wife online, so don't despair.

821 Sucker. Punch.

I am *so* seeing that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2011 12:50 AM (bxiXv)

--Fuck that.  Hobo With A Shotgun.  I'm so there.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 08:54 PM (BP6Z1)

794

And these same losers probably also think that because you're older that you might be more willing to go out with them because you may be more desperate.  It's dumb and pathetic.  Can't you screen them out?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2011 12:51 AM (c0A3e)

Depends on what you're looking for, I suppose.

I just wish they had those sites when  I was 25...

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 08:54 PM (We6Z4)

795 826 D_B,

well even if they can read they may be blinded by decent headlights.....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:55 PM (kq1lG)

796 829 TJ,


"love connection"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:55 PM (kq1lG)

797 Oh lawdy, that bigfoot tape linked in the headlines at Hot Air is the stupidest thing i've ever seen. That bigfoot tape from the 60's was done better, you'd think that with the technology we have hoaxsters could do better than that, sheesh.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 08:56 PM (9RFH1)

798 832 CDR M,

schwing....hey-oooooo


you win the thread

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:57 PM (kq1lG)

799 Can't you screen them out?

Nah, not beforehand but I do block them so I don't hear from them again at least. I'm blaming decadence.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:57 PM (G4Dm3)

800 833 Booger.....


you'd think they'd have at least edited out Air Force 1 in the background for security reasons.....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 08:58 PM (kq1lG)

801 I know it's pathetic but I'm on an online dating site. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm in my 40s ... in the interest of full disclosure I'm 43. Would someone please explain to me why I keep getting emails from these 20 and 30-something fuckwits? they want to play you , suck you dry.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 08:58 PM (RGWY2)

802 Yup.  They're already nailin' their 20 and 30 something old teachers in high school so they naturally are moving up the age profile.

OMG, you're right. It's a natural progression!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 08:58 PM (G4Dm3)

803 I'm blaming decadence.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 12:57 AM (G4Dm3)

No one around your age? Ever?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 08:59 PM (We6Z4)

804 All right, time to call it a night.

Hey TexasJew --the wifey and I will be in EP in June for a wedding.  Perhaps we can finally meet up????

Check on the Groups site for my e-mail addy.

Good night, all!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 09:00 PM (BP6Z1)

805 837 Joan.....

indeed.......
of course 43 is not "old"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:00 PM (kq1lG)

806 No one around your age? Ever?

Infrequently. And I honestly don't understand why. Maybe all the forty something men are only interested in dating twenty somethings. Dunno. But I'm pretty sure I'm giving up.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 09:01 PM (G4Dm3)

807 I'm blaming decadence.

There is a lot of that in play here.

Decadence ruins everything! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:01 PM (c0A3e)

808 842 No one around your age? Ever?

Infrequently. And I honestly don't understand why. Maybe all the forty something men are only interested in dating twenty somethings. Dunno. But I'm pretty sure I'm giving up.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 26, 2011 01:01 AM (G4Dm3)

Like I said, all the guys your age are getting stuff from 20 year olds looking for a sugar daddy.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:03 PM (oVQFe)

809 no 43 is not old, but most 20 year olds are interested in males from their co-hort. have some self awareness.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:03 PM (RGWY2)

810 Many of the 40 and up men have already given up.  Gone ghost.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:03 PM (XBM1t)

811 840 All right, time to call it a night.

Hey TexasJew --the wifey and I will be in EP in June for a wedding.  Perhaps we can finally meet up????

Check on the Groups site for my e-mail addy.

Good night, all!

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2011 01:00 AM (BP6Z1)

Finally!

I never thought I'd be able to take you guys out to Maria Cuchena's on Mesa.

Is your sister-in-law marrying that Drama guy from UTEP?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 09:03 PM (We6Z4)

812 842 Dumb-Blonde,

want some advice?

You're here so you are smarter than a lot of girls, and you are erudite....

I'd say start going to Barnes and Noble, a Church, and hanging out at local college basketball games....

the type of person you are wanting to find is not there at the site, and probably not hanging out in a bar.

anyway all the best

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:03 PM (kq1lG)

813 Infrequently. And I honestly don't understand why. Maybe all the forty something men are only interested in dating twenty somethings. Dunno. But I'm pretty sure I'm giving up.

You shouldn't give up, my friend down the street met his current girlfriend on an online dating site when they were both in their late thirties, they've been living together for three years now.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:04 PM (9RFH1)

814 Anyone know why they put these gay red tab pulls on the top of the new budweiser cans? Is the a special occasion or is it going to be a standard feature?

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:04 PM (MtwBb)

815 anyway all the best

Thanks sven. That's all good advice.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 09:05 PM (G4Dm3)

816 Big thread.  Nice post, CDR M.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 09:05 PM (RVBxX)

817 846 Joan,

I was adressing her concern "it's pathetic" self-awareness?

Well I try.

Horrywood has fucked up social mores and norms.....

I don't know the answer I know if you look back on it it was pretty much set in stone you did not stray more than 1-5 years from one another....

but I have seen happy cougar relationships and happy sugardaddy ones....

I am a bad source for data anyway been in love with my wife 26 years

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:06 PM (kq1lG)

818 Many of the 40 and up men have already given up

Yep,, one screwing sometimes is enough...

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:07 PM (1lwYF)

819

The original Superman Christopher Reeve movie is on G4 right now.  Just had the scene of him running beside a train.  God that effect was so cheesy,  they should have removed it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:08 PM (oVQFe)

820 855 Well, I'm heading for bed.  See y'all tomorrow night.  Don't forget to light it up tomorrow night for Earf Day.

Every light in the house will be on, the backyard will look like the crack of dawn!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 09:08 PM (c0A3e)

821 852 D-B,

the most vital thing is to do what you think is best and not lose faith in yourself or allow your self-perception to be tainted....

there is someone for everyone.

I have seen far too much misery to begrudge anyone their happiness that doesn't harm another.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:08 PM (kq1lG)

822 851 Anyone know why they put these gay red tab pulls on the top of the new budweiser cans? Is the a special occasion or is it going to be a standard feature?

Probably to make them easier to see when you're on Bud #9 and beyond.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:08 PM (9RFH1)

823 night-o M

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:09 PM (kq1lG)

824 Probably to make them easier to see when you're on Bud #9 and beyond.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2011 01:08 AM (9RFH1)

probably right,

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:10 PM (MtwBb)

825 855 Well, I'm heading for bed.  See y'all tomorrow night.  Don't forget to light it up tomorrow night for Earf Day.
Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 01:06 AM

For those Morons with extra horsies under the hood, I would like it if you spin those tires and make all that nice tire smoke for gaia


Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 09:11 PM (vdfwz)

826 women are attracted to men for many different reasons. they enjoy wild sex as much as guys, but they have to think about security and the biological clock that's ticking. i have given up on monogamy. i can't get everything i want from one single man. i live with someone, but i see others.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:12 PM (RGWY2)

827 I plan on flying through the skies like a chicken fried $uperman on the wings of my Gulfstream V carrying just myself and a dog gazing down on my domain......


EXCELSIOR!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 25, 2011 09:12 PM (kq1lG)

828 Tomorrow is Earth Day?

*makes note to turn on every electrical appliance in the house*


*and set a/c to 42 degrees*

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:13 PM (9RFH1)

829 For those Morons with extra horsies under the hood, I would like it if you spin those tires and make all that nice tire smoke for gaia


Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2011 01:11 AM (vdfwz)

I've got a Hemi, I'll just open the garage door and let it idle.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:13 PM (MtwBb)

830 And Hahaha, at Chuckles the bike rider getting busted for taking a page out of Glenn Greenwald's book on the sidebar.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:13 PM (oVQFe)

831 Hi, T-bag!

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 09:14 PM (RVBxX)

832 864 Joan,

everyone's gotta have a hobby....as long as you're upfront with everyone involved I can't see a problem....

I need to be needed, and i need to know that I have someone loyal to me.....

there's about 6 billion different combinations all trying to answer deceptively simple questions about the human condition on this mortal coil.....

natural selection and fate will figure out whose formula is the best.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:15 PM (kq1lG)

833 My schedule just got Moron-friendly. Michelle was at my basic training graduation, West Point is in for a treat /sarc

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 25, 2011 09:15 PM (8Vr7O)

834 those tires and make all that nice tire smoke for gaia

If I still had my old 58 poncho I'd ablidge ya, my '00 Jettie however will barely sqeak them so l'll just fly by every greenturd car on come on tomorrow instead..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:15 PM (1lwYF)

835 868 Buzzion,

huh?

BikeBoy the JazzFlautist got smoked?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:15 PM (kq1lG)

836 im back.
it was a banner night at the homestead tonight Beanervt The guy moved out to his moms. we both had meltdowns. it was not pretty. we have come to the conclusion nobody really likes doing this.
Nobody is handling this well. I hope his (ordinarily very difficult) mothter is appreciative of him moving in with her and treats him accordingly, or shes gonna end up with a face full of ugly.

oh. and im miserable. And did i mention hes going out for his 2 weeks of reserve duty starting sunday?

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 09:16 PM (93zw2)

837 Oh noes! I was flipping through the channels and guess who is on an old episode of "Murder She Wrote" on Hallmark channel. Bill Maher of "dumb twat" fame.Worth giving it a look just to see his gawd awful hair. It's like a big pre mullet or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2011 09:16 PM (EyTr4)

838 HAHAHAHAHA

hhahahaha


suck it Chuckles

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:16 PM (kq1lG)

839 851 Anyone know why they put these gay red tab pulls on the top of the new budweiser cans? Is the a special occasion or is it going to be a standard feature?

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:04 AM (MtwBb)

I chip in with marketing gimmick.  Can only do so many product enhancements (Bud Light, Bud Dry, Bud Ice, Bud Light Lime) and one must come out with New! & Improved! packaging or marketing gimmicks every so often.  (Wide Mouth,  18-paks, 30-paks, Tallboys, Longnecks, 7oz bottles, 8 oz pony cans.....)

 

Or, Bud's new gay owners want to make their cans ........ fabulous!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:16 PM (XBM1t)

840 Call me a nostalgic old bastard, but I still get stirred from the sound of a 60s muscle car launching and going through the gears.

A pack of Harleys going by is rock n roll to me too

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 09:18 PM (vdfwz)

841 874,

sorry to hear things aren't happy

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:18 PM (kq1lG)

842 Anyone know why they put these gay red tab pulls on the top of the new budweiser cans? Is the a special occasion or is it going to be a standard feature?

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:04 AM (MtwBb)


There's two solutions to this.


1. Stop drinking Bud, start drinking Ozarka.

2. Stop drinking Bud, start drinking real beer.  Perhaps Sam Adams, or Shiner if it's available.  I also recommend anything from Stone Brewery, Dogfish Head or Victory Brewery.

Posted by: Robert at March 25, 2011 09:19 PM (4ixH5)

843 Posted by: Gushka at March 26, 2011 01:16 AM (93zw2)

*hugs* We'll cheer you up on Sunday! There's sangria at CA Adventure!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 09:19 PM (YxBuk)

844 Hi Rd!

Haven't we talked about that 'T-Bag' thing?

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at March 25, 2011 09:20 PM (G4Dm3)

845 881 Rum,

I make a mean Sangria wine cooler...or rather did....it's been 11 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:20 PM (kq1lG)

846 it was a banner night at the homestead tonight Beanervt


Oh no Gushka, that's really not good news..Sorry for ya. Maybe time apart is best for figuring what everyone really want..Sorry again you go thru enough shit to have to be dealing with this...

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:20 PM (1lwYF)

847 866 Tomorrow is Earth Day?

*makes note to turn on every electrical appliance in the house*


*and set a/c to 42 degrees*

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2011 01:13 AM (9RFH1)

Well, if it weren't for Earth, we'd all be floating around in space..

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 09:20 PM (We6Z4)

848 sven i agree. you have to be honest. that's tough. you need to be needed ? i think that's a natural imperative. we all want to be needed and desired. what do you think would make you "needed" ?

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:21 PM (RGWY2)

849

Posted by: Gushka at March 26, 2011 01:16 AM (93zw2)

Sorry.  That's terrible.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:21 PM (XBM1t)

850 873 868 Buzzion,

huh?

BikeBoy the JazzFlautist got smoked?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2011 01:15 AM (kq1lG)

Check the Top Headlines sidebar on the main page.  Bike boy may have been sockpuppetting twitter accounts to drive traffic to his site.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:21 PM (oVQFe)

851

1. Stop drinking Bud, start drinking Ozarka.

2. Stop drinking Bud, start drinking real beer.  Perhaps Sam Adams, or Shiner if it's available.  I also recommend anything from Stone Brewery, Dogfish Head or Victory Brewery.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2011 01:19 AM (4ixH5)

heh, I know I know. I've been drinking bud for 35 years. It's too late to change. 

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:22 PM (MtwBb)

852 Some day if I get the money to buy the car of my choice, I would probably go for the Mustang.

I'm surprised that they outhandled the Camaro on the track even with the solid axle vs IRS.  Either better tuned suspension, weight balance, or you can't see out of the Camaro to steer

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 09:23 PM (vdfwz)

853

"Too late to change."

Nonsense.  Good tasting beer is never too late.  Try some Shiner, per Robert's suggestion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:24 PM (XBM1t)

854

Nonsense.  Good tasting beer is never too late.  Try some Shiner, per Robert's suggestion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2011 01:24 AM (XBM1t)

Shiner?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 09:25 PM (We6Z4)

855 RE: Chuckles

When you have someone accusing everyone of doing something nefarious, it's highly likely that person is projecting.  It's 100% if that person is a libtard. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:25 PM (YX6i/)

856 886 Joan,

I require the person I am with to have to have me around and desire my counsel and support....

I am an extremely self-destructive person when I am alone or do not feel wanted.  A good relationship forms a better complete person than the sum of the individual parts of personality.  The wife was meek and a dorrmat, I cured her of that-I am a sarcastic sheepdog with a bad revenge streak.

She protects me from that.

I don't do well alone.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:25 PM (kq1lG)

857

heh, I know I know. I've been drinking bud for 35 years. It's too late to change. 

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:22 AM (MtwBb)

I find that Sam Adams has a flavor very similar to Bud as opposed to say Miller, which I think tastes like crap.  Would be very easy for you to switch over.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:26 PM (oVQFe)

858 895 Buzzion,

my dad switched from Bud to Mich....of course he switches beer like he switches wives....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:27 PM (kq1lG)

859

I find that Sam Adams has a flavor very similar to Bud as opposed to say Miller, which I think tastes like crap.  Would be very easy for you to switch over.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2011 01:26 AM (oVQFe)

Well if their cans get any gayer I might have to.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:27 PM (MtwBb)

860 You know there is a theory that Chuckles is Kilgore Trout.....

the hypothesis is that they flt too close in ideological formation to not be one guy....most especially since Chuckles is not exactly a steady hand on the controls.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:29 PM (kq1lG)

861 Can't get Sam Adams in cans though.  And you better have a bottle opener handy.  No twist offs for them.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:29 PM (oVQFe)

862 you have to realize though. I still have AOL email. Change is hard for me.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:29 PM (MtwBb)

863 As a multiple top weekly sockpuppeter on AoS, I fully resent them referring to Chuckles the Johnson as "King of the Sock Puppets"

The dickhead doesn't even have any imagination to the names

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2011 09:30 PM (vdfwz)

864

Shiner?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2011 01:25 AM (We6Z4)

Oaky, I need to see some facial expressions, hear voice inflection, and see body language.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:30 PM (XBM1t)

865 I am an extremely self-destructive person when I am alone or do not feel wanted frankly, that you have to correct, or you'll never be happy in any relationship. you have to be able to love yourself before you can love others.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:30 PM (RGWY2)

866 I just hope his mom really does have cancer and that shes not jerkin him around to get him just to get him to move in and take care of him. because he REALLY dont want to move out.
She tried to talk him into going in with her on a house for the VA loan. He was smart enough not to bite on that.
at least we have figured out one thing real solid-- we really do love and care about each other.
the rest right now-- well, life gets problematic.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 09:30 PM (93zw2)

867 901 KD,

that's a stretch of the imagination?

LGF in its prime was NEVER about chuck it was about the posters and the sidekicks like Zombie....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:31 PM (kq1lG)

868 890 Some day if I get the money to buy the car of my choice, I would probably go for the Mustang.


I had a Mustang once. It was one of the crappy Mustangs (GL) and i bought it used so it was even more crappy, but still, t'was a Mustang.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:31 PM (9RFH1)

869 I'm surprised that they outhandled the Camaro

Fords been making bottoms for Volvos since '91, I think their need to adapt to "euro" suspension paid off.

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:31 PM (1lwYF)

870 the rest right now-- well, life gets problematic.

Posted by: Gushka at March 26, 2011 01:30 AM (93zw2)

Didn't you say you had a barn? put her in there.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:32 PM (MtwBb)

871 Volvos since '91
since '01 not 91

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:32 PM (1lwYF)

872

I find that Sam Adams has a flavor very similar to Bud as opposed to say Miller, which I think tastes like crap.  Would be very easy for you to switch over.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2011 01:26 AM

who is this sam adams chap you speak of, and does he come in the can?

Posted by: andi sullivan at March 25, 2011 09:33 PM (vdfwz)

873 900 you have to realize though. I still have AOL email. Change is hard for me.

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:29 AM (MtwBb)

You don't marry a beer for life.   Date around a bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:33 PM (XBM1t)

874 903 Joan,

I don't have to be correct I have to be counseled.....I am not a control freak and i do love myself....without airing familial laundry any further I did not have a lot of normal benchmarks for self-worth.....

between the foster family and the wife I gained some....I just know being an alcoholic at 12 is not evidence of "flying well solo".....

been sober for over a decade and raising my son in a more stable environ than I had.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:33 PM (kq1lG)

875 910 Andi,

schwing!

Hey-oooooo

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:34 PM (kq1lG)

876

Shiner?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2011 01:25 AM (We6Z4)



He's kiddin', no way a dude from Texas doesn't know what shiner is.

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:35 PM (9RFH1)

877 906 Booger,

I had a '72 MACH I with a 428 police interceptor motor and a six-pack,,,,,,

wife wrecked it.....fell to my knees and asked "my c....are you ok?"

that's how I knew we had to get married.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:36 PM (kq1lG)

878

You don't marry a beer for life.   Date around a bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2011 01:33 AM (XBM1t)

ah well, if it ain't broke, don't fuck with it.

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:36 PM (MtwBb)

879 916 Rob,

I'd at least dabble with the specialty blends.....


Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:37 PM (kq1lG)

880 Gushka-- we really do love and care about each other.

That will pull you threw this.. He's got's his head screwed on correctly so If she's screwing with him he'll know..It's going to be hard just dating again instead of living together but you can make up for lost time..I'm sure the Mini Moronette Miky Meetup will take your mind elsewhere at least for this weekend..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:38 PM (y9Xb7)

881 Okay, well, people are getting a little touchy-feely for me. That area needs to be a vacuum for me for a little while, so I'll see y'all later.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 09:38 PM (bxiXv)

882 908 the rest right now-- well, life gets problematic.

Posted by: Gushka at March 26, 2011 01:30 AM (93zw2)

Didn't you say you had a barn? put her in there.

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:32 AM (MtwBb)

I draw the line at animal cruelty.

i would NOT put my horses through that.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 09:38 PM (93zw2)

883

ah well, if it ain't broke, don't fuck with it.

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:36 AM (MtwBb)

I'm sorry - I was mistaking you for a man. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:38 PM (YX6i/)

884 that's how I knew we had to get married.

heh

Posted by: booger at March 25, 2011 09:39 PM (9RFH1)

885 Miky

Micky

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:39 PM (y9Xb7)

886 921 PE,

meee-yow

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:39 PM (kq1lG)

887 ""Call me a nostalgic old bastard, but I still get stirred from the sound of a 60s muscle car launching and going through the gears.

A pack of Harleys going by is rock n roll to me too""



No kidding. I look at these frigging hybrids, and silly shit that passes for transportation like little hot rod acura integra type cars with go-cart wheels and fart cannon mufflers, and its like matchbox hell 

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 09:41 PM (gWHrG)

888 sven, i'm just giving you my advice based on my life experience, i'm not qualified to help you. all i can do is offer what i can. if you find the right counselor , and you are open and receptive to change and understanding your partner, that can be very beneficial .you sound like a nice, thoughtful person, i wish you the very best.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:41 PM (RGWY2)

889 926 Joan,

wasn't hurt was just saying....and yeah my Shrink helped....wish I had been strong enough to go to him before I was 33.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:43 PM (kq1lG)

890

ah well, if it ain't broke, don't fuck with it.

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:36 AM (MtwBb)

It ain't like Miss Bud's gonna find out from her friends in the beer case that you've been stepping out on the town with another cold one and cause you some kind of unfortunate "accident."  She won't even care if you bring home another brand and put it in the fridge right next to her.  Trust me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:44 PM (XBM1t)

891 918 Gushka-- we really do love and care about each other.

That will pull you threw this.. He's got's his head screwed on correctly so If she's screwing with him he'll know..It's going to be hard just dating again instead of living together but you can make up for lost time..I'm sure the Mini Moronette Miky Meetup will take your mind elsewhere at least for this weekend..

Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2011 01:38 AM (y9Xb7)

seriously the girls are a BLAST and it looks like bebe's boobs will make it since her business trip ended early, so i am stoked stoked stoked to have them to look forward to!!

I think the guys relieved that i have the girls and even you all to keep me busy and from going out to the barn to sleep with the horses... (which is what i usually do when i feel terrible and he HATES IT.


Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 09:45 PM (93zw2)

892 928 CDM,

yo dude....you're acting like beer can't hear and cars can't see......

I know better EVERYTHING has a spirit

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:45 PM (kq1lG)

893 meee-yow

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2011 01:39 AM (kq1lG)

Hey, I'm just trying to get in on the touchy-feely stuff.  If I really wanted to seduce him I'd send him an email to his AOL address.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:46 PM (YX6i/)

894 Gushka, did you get my tweet a while back?  I tweeted you about TweetDeck.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 09:46 PM (RVBxX)

895 the "right" shrink can do wonders. i'm considerably less crazy for their help. still pretty fucking crazy nonetheless.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:47 PM (RGWY2)

896 Love the video of Sousa by way of the Marines by way of Bush.  I miss that guy more than I ever imagined I would.

The Lightworker wouldn't be caught dead engaging in so gauche an activity.  But then, at his parties soldiers get mistaken for the waitstaff.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 25, 2011 09:49 PM (meYZ3)

897 931 PE,

it's the girls in here...I was gone for six months or so but I didn't realize 'til being gone that the girls don't hang in the normal threads as much.....

next thing you know they'll want us to knock a hole in the cave for a window and invent some concept they've been discussing called "curtains".....

without women we'd have invented HD TV a lot sooner and be laying on furs on the floor watching it....

YAY femalekind

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:49 PM (kq1lG)

898

well fuck, I am going to bed. I drink the wrong beer have the wrong email jeebus you fucks sound like my ex wife.

Nite all

Posted by: robtr at March 25, 2011 09:50 PM (MtwBb)

899 933 Joan,

it's important to have rapport.....

more important to be able to admit you need to go....

it was hard....family history of BPD didn't help

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:50 PM (kq1lG)

900 Gushka (which is what i usually do when i feel terrible and he HATES IT.


Yep, when all you got is shit you can still make shit pie...:^)...We know your a fighter, hell your a SKINNER...and we here for ya...Have fun with 'rettes and we want details when it's over..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (y9Xb7)

901 936 Rob,

I never said you drank the wrong brew bub....just was backing you up that you don't step out lightly....

have a good sleep

night-o

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:51 PM (kq1lG)

902 good night.

Posted by: joan at March 25, 2011 09:52 PM (RGWY2)

903

sven you need to fix your url.  Stick an http:// in front of your link to eliminate the minx.cc stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 09:53 PM (oVQFe)

904 Night robtr.  You know we love you... mostly.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 09:53 PM (YX6i/)

905 941 Buzz,

ok....wait one

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:54 PM (kq1lG)

906 ah there....my other haunt exposed.....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:55 PM (kq1lG)

907 932 Gushka, did you get my tweet a while back?  I tweeted you about TweetDeck.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2011 01:46 AM (RVBxX)

OH HELL! life has been so crazy i forgot to check my twitter!

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 09:55 PM (93zw2)

908 yeah I deal with a lot of EUtopian socialists on that site....

it is a crowd of wargamers and a few others that have been around each other since before 9/11....

9/11 blew apart the international gaming community....

way too many EUros said "well you kind of brought it on yourselves" for my taste

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:56 PM (kq1lG)

909 ""yo dude....you're acting like beer can't hear and cars can't see......

I know better EVERYTHING has a spirit""



I would never have believed that until I started building harleys. Those fuckers have a soul. I can't even begin to explain the shit they will do just to let you know they are paying attention. The saying around the shop was you have to appease the harley gods, and they are not kidding. I always told customers that there was 2 ways to do it, spend what needs to be spent to fix it right in accordance to the wishes of the harley gods the first time around, or it will rip the price out of your ass piece by piece until it is satisfied , and will fuck with you every other day in the process. Any harley riders here will know exactly what I mean. They are vindictive. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 09:57 PM (gWHrG)

910

Posted by: robtr at March 26, 2011 01:50 AM (MtwBb)

I salute your loyalty.  Sleep well, for tomorrow we have a go at Gaia.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 09:58 PM (XBM1t)

911 947 Berzerker,

my dad is a trucker and mom was bi-polar they both talk to their vehicles....

I'm from Ohio where thanks to our german migrants we imbue everything with a gender.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:59 PM (kq1lG)

912 well "talked" I should say since mom passed on....but yeah you knew the car could see and hear you

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:02 PM (kq1lG)

913

9/11 blew apart the international gaming community....

way too many EUros said "well you kind of brought it on yourselves" for my taste

Posted by: sven10077 at March 26, 2011 01:56 AM (kq1lG)

Oh yeah I've experienced those types.  The other half of that equation for them was "This is something we've all experienced before"  Yeah well good for you.  You thought 9/11 would make us understand what happens with the rest of the world and learn how to deal with terrorism.  Except we decided, no we don't like that so we're going to try to stop it.  And they got all upset that we decided to actually go after the groups that want to commit terrorism.

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 10:03 PM (oVQFe)

914 947 ""yo dude....you're acting like beer can't hear and cars can't see......

I know better EVERYTHING has a spirit""



I would never have believed that until I started building harleys. Those fuckers have a soul. I can't even begin to explain the shit they will do just to let you know they are paying attention. The saying around the shop was you have to appease the harley gods, and they are not kidding. I always told customers that there was 2 ways to do it, spend what needs to be spent to fix it right in accordance to the wishes of the harley gods the first time around, or it will rip the price out of your ass piece by piece until it is satisfied , and will fuck with you every other day in the process. Any harley riders here will know exactly what I mean. They are vindictive. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 01:57 AM (gWHrG)

any pilot will tell you planes are ALIVE.

they have personalities, can fight with you and fuck you under and will save your ass and be so trusty. Some even respond to pleas and entreaties and others to cursing and threats.

you know those hum pilots and WWII flyboys Berserker? they all believed that and they liked their planes names and nose art to relect what their plane was like, but my dad used to talk about certain 747s the same way and a friend of mine is a commercial pilot today and he says big or small those winged beasts have SOUL.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:04 PM (93zw2)

915 951 Buzzion,

yeah when we toppled Taliban Tim so fast they went nuts.....

they started actively cheering for failure in Iraq....I think the mules behavior was aping the EUroleftards actually because the left is dumb enough to doubt our power.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:05 PM (kq1lG)

916

947 Beserker

Yes.  Which is why boats, ships, motorcycles, sports and race cars, airplanes, and until recently hurricanes,  and other highly tempermental, complex, and potentially treacherous beings are given women's names.

Sadly, my kids' idiot stepdad gave his Charger a boy's name.  The man ain't right. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:06 PM (XBM1t)

917 954 CdM,

the vikings named their swords for women and their hammers and axes for men or nature.....but yeah every vehicle I've had or served on was a girl....

my rifle was named 'elizabeth-ann".....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:08 PM (kq1lG)

918 any pilot will tell you planes are ALIVE.

same with ships/boats, your survival depends on theirs

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:10 PM (MU9GQ)

919

Sadly, my kids' idiot stepdad gave his Charger a boy's name.  The man ain't right. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2011 02:06 AM (XBM1t)

maybe hes gay...

I did name my 96Ford Exploder "eddie" after a famous surfer Eddie Aikau who was killed surfing big surf, and where i grew up in Hawaii people would say about something to totally crazy and fucked up insane to do "eddie would go"

so i named my trusty exploder "Eddie" still drive it today.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:12 PM (93zw2)

920 I'm still on Hawaii time.   I will probably not post this late again, ever. 

Posted by: MarkD at March 25, 2011 10:14 PM (6CLxP)

921 ah well time to crawl into the cave.....

dear lord I have an epic battle with household entropy tomorrow......

be safe, be well

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:14 PM (kq1lG)

922 Somehow, Mustang Sally and Maybelline just wouldn't have been hits if the cars had boy's names.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:16 PM (XBM1t)

923 I've named all my cars.  My first car, '66 Beattle, was Gordon.  My second car, '97 Jetta, was Manon, after a SI ss model.  Third car, Toyota Celica, was Amelie.  My current car, Jetta, is Manon Part Deux.  Haven't come up with a name for the wifes RX300, yet.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:17 PM (YX6i/)

924 Mustang Sally


Mustang Pete, Mustang Fred, Mustang  Bob, ya your right Count, don't have much sales appeal..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:18 PM (MU9GQ)

925 Years ago I had a 1975 GMC 4wd pickup with a 4 bolt main 350 engine with a 4 barrel carb.  It would just make its own road in the snow, nothing could stop it. I eventually named it the Antichrist.

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 10:18 PM (gWHrG)

926 any pilot will tell you planes are ALIVE.

Any complicated piece of machinery speaks to the operator(s)...if they care to listen to the language its speaking.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:19 PM (CRRuT)

927 '97 Jetta, was Manon

My '00 and current Jettie I named Betty as it's all White and I love that gal...actually my daughter said I should and I can't say no to them..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:21 PM (MU9GQ)

928 I've named all my cars.

I've never named my cars, pretty much just calling them "car" when I speak to them, but their gender is usually male.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:22 PM (CRRuT)

929 Oh, and we had a 2006 Bajaj Cheetak we named Edna.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:22 PM (YX6i/)

930 My main squeeze is a white 98' Jetta TDI.  Only about 65K on the clock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:23 PM (CRRuT)

931 just calling them "car" when I speak to them

Do you do the same with your animals? call them cat, dog..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:25 PM (MU9GQ)

932

their gender is usually male.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 26, 2011 02:22 AM (CRRuT

968 My main squeeze is a white 98' Jetta TDI.  Only about 65K on the clock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 26, 2011 02:23 AM (CRRuT)

Homo

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 10:27 PM (oVQFe)

933

Guy I knew back in those mid-seventies high school days had a white Opel 3-door hatchback/wagon.  Very unique car and very underpowered.  He named it Daisy and his girlfriend painted a daisy on the glove compartment door.

I think he had it primarily for the fold flat second row seats giving him and his girl plenty of room to get comfortable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:28 PM (XBM1t)

934 98' Jetta TDI.  Only about 65K on the clock.

Nice, I found my "00 this spring, after some dumbass in a truck slammed into my 02 jetta. It's the tightest VW i've owned. had 25k on it *active military guy owned it*. it was tighter then a 04 golf with 5k I'll be tweeking this one for a keeper.

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:30 PM (RBbgs)

935 963 Years ago I had a 1975 GMC 4wd pickup with a 4 bolt main 350 engine with a 4 barrel carb.  It would just make its own road in the snow, nothing could stop it. I eventually named it the Antichrist.

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 02:18 AM (gWHrG)

my sister had an adorable Alfa Romeo spider Hardtop bright red with an evil disposition, always doing crazy things including locking her out and running down the freeway unable to shut off the car alarm. we did call it "the Devil Car." her Del Sol that she bought at auction because a guy got murdered in it she called "Killer"

mine are SUVs Eddie and Blue Streak (dad pinstriped blue flames on Blue, because it was a gift he wanted to be cool)

be we name our rifles (Jessica and Mercy)

the saddles for some reason all have their own names and this is a tradition from WAY BACK with my first coach...

but i always wonder about the different inanimate things we name. I do believe everything is alive but i got all esoteric in university so you have to forgive me my misspent youth, reading all the wrong books. But it does make it fun to Dharma Joust with the Liberals because i took all the same classes they did but absorbed totally different things. 15 years studying mongolian and Turkic shamanism gives you some real perspective on whether those people really ARE like us, and the answer is NO.



Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:30 PM (93zw2)

936 Check out this comment about Charles Johnson.

My weird shit-o-meter just broke.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 10:31 PM (RVBxX)

937 Do you do the same with your animals? call them cat, dog..

Pretty much. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:34 PM (CRRuT)

938

maybe hes gay...

I did name my 96Ford Exploder "eddie" after a famous surfer Eddie Aikau who was killed surfing big surf, and where i grew up in Hawaii people would say about something to totally crazy and fucked up insane to do "eddie would go"

so i named my trusty exploder "Eddie" still drive it today.

Posted by: Gushka at March 26, 2011 02:12 AM (93zw2)

Seriously, who names a white Dodge Charger "Bubba" ??!?

"eddie" works, given the story.  Matching the car's personality to the right name is the most important part of pride in car ownership.  Sticking to scheduled oil changes is second.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:36 PM (XBM1t)

939 Hmm... so, has Chuckles ever banned himself?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 10:38 PM (YX6i/)

940 977 PE,

did Sidney Reilly ever commit suicide or get executed?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:40 PM (kq1lG)

941 The rest of you guys see upthread where Haley Barbour pulled a Gingrich and genuflected to global warming? You would think our GOP elites could at least wait until they are nominated before they screw us sideways.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 25, 2011 10:40 PM (AZGON)

942 974 RDBrewer,

I'm glad I got the choco milk....

that is profound......a lot of folks suspect as much but if what that guy says is true I am glad I walked long ago....

Single White female level crazy....expect to see someone diddling on the bed crazy

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:41 PM (kq1lG)

943 979 GO,

read where he mocked the evangelical Goreon position....

look for a portion of the field to try to find a "3d way" because that worked so well w/Clinton and W's spending

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 10:43 PM (kq1lG)

944 It's the tightest VW i've owned.

The German Jetta's rock.  Of course, mine (and yours) have the window regulator disease (all WILL fail), but so far that seems to be the only endemic failure mode for the older Jettas.  The diesel engine and manual trannys seem to be good for 250K or so before needing any substantial work.

My old 00' Passat had lots of problems.  The regulator disease, front suspension issues, and rear brakes that always wore out faster than the fronts (which was where the sensors were).  When new, the Passat was nice, but it didn't age well at all and wasn't worth keeping alive.

The newer shit is really bogus - particularly the water pumps.  Fucking idiot engineers put a plastic impeller on them that always breaks and makes the engine overheat.  The dealers are pretty unhappy about that shit.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:44 PM (CRRuT)

945 I had a 1968 roadrunner with a wildly tweaked out 383 engine. It had big compression, roller cam, and a tunnel ram with two 4 barrels, and a vertex magnito. It was a 4 speed with a 513 Dana rear.  My friends named it the Death Sled. The car was sinister bordering on pure evil. I took it apart, because somebody was going to die in it, and it wasn't going to be me.

Posted by: Berserker at March 25, 2011 10:45 PM (gWHrG)

946 that was some weird shit re: that old crazy dude and the computers with all the socks... but didnt you always suspect it?

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:46 PM (93zw2)

947 Is it really so hard to be a leading Republican figure and also have a gut reaction to any question about "global warming" to be one of sheer laughter?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 25, 2011 10:47 PM (AZGON)

948 but didnt you always suspect it?

I know very little about Charles Johnson.  Just what I've heard around here, pretty much.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 10:48 PM (RVBxX)

949 983 I had a 1968 roadrunner with a wildly tweaked out 383 engine. It had big compression, roller cam, and a tunnel ram with two 4 barrels, and a vertex magnito. It was a 4 speed with a 513 Dana rear.  My friends named it the Death Sled. The car was sinister bordering on pure evil. I took it apart, because somebody was going to die in it, and it wasn't going to be me.

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 02:45 AM (gWHrG)

my dad drives Killer now and my mom just hates it.

he took it back when my sisters addiction got so bad he didnt want her possibly committing crimes in it.

The Devil Car sleeps under a cover in dads spare garage.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:49 PM (93zw2)

950 The car was sinister bordering on pure evil.

20 years ago I had a 66' VW beetle with a hot rodded engine.  In a 300' race, it could take a Vette off the line, then it ran out of gears.

With the swing axles and no camber compensator, it had a vicious 911 style oversteer tendency in corners.  Kinda fun if you understood it, fatal if not.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 10:50 PM (CRRuT)

951 The German Jetta's rock.

Agreed the type IV is the tits...With very little suspension work , primarily shocks, it will out corner shit that costs 40k and more. I'm going to do a cam and free flow *2.slow*, and do some computer tinkering on this one. probably just run stiff rear shock and bilstein autoadj frt.s will work towards blowing them snooty 1.8 T's off the highway....

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 10:53 PM (gvHGQ)

952

Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2011 02:45 AM (gWHrG)

Yeah, something like that, by the time you safe-d it up, would be unrecognizable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 10:53 PM (XBM1t)

953 im out.

Posted by: Gushka at March 25, 2011 10:54 PM (93zw2)

954 I'm going to do a cam...

I think someone makes slightly longer valve guides for the rabbit heads.  The stock ones are relatively short and prone to wearing, which whupps out the seals when it happens.  Other than that, the Rabbit 4cyl is a pretty robust block.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:03 PM (CRRuT)

955 it had a vicious 911 style oversteer tendency in corners.

The worst was the twin turbo, You didn't want full boost and cornering in the time frame. I was a Porsche wrench for 5yrs and did a lot of "test driving"...

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 11:04 PM (gvHGQ)

956 Come on slackers...a few more comments and we're into 4 digits.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:05 PM (CRRuT)

957 The spam will pull us over.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 11:05 PM (YxBuk)

958 We're gonna make it.  I can feel it.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 11:06 PM (YX6i/)

959 Red Eye panel is the suck.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 11:07 PM (YX6i/)

960

Damn.  Still awake and amped from that HUGE WIN BY KENTUCKY!!!!!  That, and finding out my kid didn't get accepted at either one of his top two colleges. 

Going to Newark for the East final Sunday. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 25, 2011 11:07 PM (w/gVZ)

961 1000!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 11:07 PM (YxBuk)

962 Ok now 1000

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 11:07 PM (YxBuk)

963 ?????

Posted by: TexasJew at March 25, 2011 11:08 PM (EIqR0)

964 I gotta find an old VW bus...something like an early 60's vintage. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:08 PM (CRRuT)

965 PA is a dirty hippie.

A friend of mine in high school had a Bus that was painted like Joseph's technicolor coat.  She won it in a card game.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 11:10 PM (YX6i/)

966 Anyone see that shit about Portugal I sidebar'd?  Only 28% of their population graduated high school.  No wonder they're fucked.  Freaking Haiti probably has a higher graduation rate.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:10 PM (CRRuT)

967 Freaking Haiti probably has a higher graduation rate.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 26, 2011 03:10 AM (CRRuT)

Hell, Detroit probably has a higher graduation rate.  Well, let's not talk crazy.  Sorry.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 11:13 PM (YX6i/)

968 PA is a dirty hippie.

I had a beat up 58' bus years ago.  Very cool.  Bought it for a couple of hundred bucks when I was in grad school.  I swapped the bad tranny out in the UCSD dorm parking lot. 

It needed a new steering gear though, and ones of that vintage, even rebuilts are pretty much made of unobtanium.  A lot of minor changes happened from 58' to 61', and the early 60's parts are still available.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:15 PM (CRRuT)

969 Hell, Detroit probably has a higher graduation rate.

It would if there were still people living there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at March 25, 2011 11:16 PM (YxBuk)

970 Any tips for gift ideas on a one-year anniversary?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 25, 2011 11:16 PM (+gX1+)

971 1000 Rum,

double gratz.....


goodnight now

Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 11:17 PM (kq1lG)

972 Well, Detroit still has the Thunderdome School of Government and Foreign Policy going for it.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:18 PM (CRRuT)

973 The stock ones are relatively short and prone to wearing,

Ya that was the 1.9, pretty bullet proof. I've done a bit of reading of tuning the 2.0 but haven't researched the parts. The 1.8 uses the ol style "rabbit" twin cam head" and may still have the short guides. The 2.0 from what i've read has big valves with more volume then the 4 valve setup. My understanding is nothing needs beefing up just needs more breathing and fuel duration..It'll be fun and I can finally do it with no wifey no mo...

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 11:18 PM (Wndg1)

974 Any tips for gift ideas on a one-year anniversary?

Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 26, 2011 03:16 AM (+gX1+)

Marriage or just bunk buddies?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 25, 2011 11:18 PM (YX6i/)

975 I've owned many different cars, all used, and done most of the inevitable work on them myself. This means I have bled on all of them at some point.
 
They all get the same set of names. This usually happens during the blood anointing process -- I call them Sonofabitch, Cocksucker, Goddamn Useless Piece of Shit, and so on.
 
Sometimes I even get real creative and give them really long combination names in the same vein, especially after a particularly bad bleeding event.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2011 11:21 PM (ENKCw)

976 PA, I noticed our dropout rate wasn't all that great on the chart either. Don't forget social promotion too, as some of our 'graduates' are (un)functional illiterates.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2011 11:24 PM (ENKCw)

977 Marriage or just bunk buddies?

One year of knowing each other.  Marriage is the plan for next year.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 25, 2011 11:25 PM (+gX1+)

978 This means I have bled on all of them at some point.

This is why I'm fond of the early 60's VW bus platform.  Plenty of room to work on almost anything.  Almost nothing in those vehicles is in a "bad spot".  I've done a clutch and pressure plate replacement on one in 45 flat minutes start to finish they're so easy to work on.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:30 PM (CRRuT)

979 That post about Johnson reads almost  as too delusional to be true.  Almost like at the end you expect to read "I know all this because I am Charles Johnson"

Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2011 11:34 PM (oVQFe)

980 1015 Marriage or just bunk buddies?

One year of knowing each other.  Marriage is the plan for next year.

Posted by: Tom in Korea at March 26, 2011 03:25 AM (+gX1+)

Then it's got to be something verrrryyy romantic.  Not just the big Skittles bag.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 11:37 PM (XBM1t)

981 45 flat minutes start to finish they're so easy to work on.

Air Cooled baby,  the bugs were the worst for getting your hands scratch, mangled..You could pop them babys in and out quick. think my record out on top of my tool box *lowered from car on lift* was 7mins.

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 11:39 PM (Wndg1)

982 That post about Johnson reads almost  as too delusional to be true.

Chuckie is a real piece of work, but I found the hard evidence to be pretty thin.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:41 PM (CRRuT)

983 Then it's got to be something verrrryyy romantic


But not overtly expensive as they remember these things later...and expect if not bigger better at least not cheaper....

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 11:42 PM (Wndg1)

984 think my record out on top of my tool box *lowered from car on lift* was 7mins.

Oh yea: 4 nuts, a few wires, throttle cable, fuel line, and that bitch was sitting on the floor.  The difference is those vehicles weren't designed to be disposable - they were intended to last a while.  The post-war European economy couldn't afford to be as wasteful as the Americans.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 25, 2011 11:46 PM (CRRuT)

985 I keep having to recalibrate my Outrage-O-Meter since it stays constantly pegged. This time, it involves Southern Boned CATM as a tourist birthing hub for foreigners. The LATimes author can't even muster up a smidgen of disapproval either. Ah well, it least it got reported I suppose.
 
Inside they were maternity centers for Chinese women willing to pay handsomely to travel here to give birth to American citizens.

Southern California has become a hub of so-called birthing tourism. Operators of such centers tend to try to blend in, attracting as little attention as possible.
 
Here's the link.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2011 11:47 PM (ENKCw)

986 But not overtly expensive as they remember these things later...and expect if not bigger better at least not cheaper....

Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2011 03:42 AM (Wndg1)

Point well made.  It's a lifetime marathon (or should be).  Expectation setting is a fine art.

Splurge and let her choose something that's not on the Dollar Menu.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 11:52 PM (XBM1t)

987 vehicles weren't designed to be disposable -

Yep fixable was the name of the game for the Peoples car with a military heritage..
German design/engineering always impressed me after my first dealings with the old 36hp bugs.. have had Vdubs ever since..

Posted by: beanervt at March 25, 2011 11:54 PM (dqMNZ)

988 If I were slightly more paranoid, I'd wonder if the PRC is playing a "long game" intending to produce a "native born" future American president?

Sounds pretty good actually...a big upgrade from the Indonesian imbecile.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 26, 2011 12:01 AM (CRRuT)

989 1002 I gotta find an old VW bus


ever check the vwvortex site? lots of good stuff for sale and maintaining/upgrading VW's.

Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2011 12:16 AM (dqMNZ)

990 Guess everyone is val u rited out...just finished a couple old Stallone flicks, tango and cash, cobra...good old stuff. work tonight is really hard shit I tell ya...

Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2011 12:48 AM (dqMNZ)

991 Its not the val-u-rite that really puts you down, it is the meh that really does it.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at March 26, 2011 01:01 AM (WbnbO)

992 The following sentence (from the WSJ) is both entirely true, and also horrifying. The last clause is also full of win: "Greece and Ireland, the two EU countries that got bailouts, reached the brink relatively rapidly: Greece came undone after revelations it had grossly underestimated the government's parlous fiscal state; Ireland self-immolated in an orgy of property speculation."

Posted by: In Exile at March 26, 2011 01:07 AM (2tODX)

993

Key lime pie for breakfast!

Posted by: I'd eat it at March 26, 2011 02:37 AM (8FwN3)

994

Any tips for gift ideas on a one-year anniversary?

Any places she's been wanting to go? Anything mentioned that she wouldn't buy for herself and/or considers a luxury that isn't out-of-reach expensive?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 26, 2011 03:21 AM (XdlcF)

995

Yep fixable was the name of the game for the Peoples car with a military heritage..

My first car was a 1963 VW Bug.

Unfortunately, it was 1986.

My step-father had been working on VWs for 20 years, but didn't have much time for it at that point.

That car had issues.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 26, 2011 03:23 AM (XdlcF)

996

Left alone with spam...

And this is probably going to be the highlight of my day!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 26, 2011 04:03 AM (XdlcF)

997 Was there a party last night that I wasn't invited to....again?

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2011 04:07 AM (VuLos)

998 spam...

And this is probably going to be the highlight of my day!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 26, 2011 08:03 AM (XdlcF

We likes us some spam in Hawaii.

Posted by: Barky O at March 26, 2011 04:09 AM (DCpHZ)

999

And this is probably going to be the highlight of my day

Meh.

Posted by: Jess at March 26, 2011 04:11 AM (WyHCD)

1000
Restless night thinking about the insult of Michelle Obama giving the keynote speech at West Point.  The arrogance of these Grifter's knows no bounds, especially when their views of the military as liberal/socialist is less than stellar.  No one has the balls to tell either of these cretins that it would be inappropriate. 

The Obama's are like the aunt and uncle that come for Thanksgiving dinner every year.  You can't stand the bastards, and after they drink your liquor and fart at dinner, you swear they will never enter your house again.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 26, 2011 04:17 AM (ZHsNw)

1001 Fish


I went back and carefully read the press release on her visit to West Point.
It looks like she is only speaking at the graduation banquet, the night before graduation.
She does not appear to be running her yap at the actual graduation.
Small condolence, I know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2011 04:29 AM (LBiby)

1002

Okay, Jess, you will now officially be known as "Jehss" which is at least better than "Mehss".

Posted by: Mama AJ, who is not slowed down by the fact that she has no official power at March 26, 2011 04:31 AM (XdlcF)

1003 Isn't first-year friendship anniversary gift a 6-pack of Miller Lite?

Posted by: 12th anniversary survivor at March 26, 2011 04:52 AM (8FwN3)

1004 This is from 2008, but I had never heard of this sting:

Planned Parenthood of Idaho officials apologized Wednesday for what they called an employee's "serious mistake" in encouraging a donation aimed at aborting black babies.

They also criticized The Advocate, a right-to-life student magazine at the University of California-Los Angeles, for trying to discredit Planned Parenthood employees in seven states in a series of tape-recorded phone calls last summer.

The call to Idaho came in July to Autumn Kersey, vice president of development and marketing for Planned Parenthood of Idaho.

On the recording provided by The Advocate, an actor portraying a donor said he wanted his money used to eliminate black unborn children because "the less black kids out there the better."

Kersey laughed nervously and said: "Understandable, understandable. ... Excuse my hesitation, this is the first time I've had a donor call and make this kind of request, so I'm excited and want to make sure I don't leave anything out."

On Tuesday, The Advocate released transcripts and audio recordings of this phone call and another to fundraising representatives in Ohio.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 04:53 AM (penCf)

1005 I have one of those stupid 'dial-your-number' beds, and I hate it.  I hate it everyday.  It was awesome for about 6 months, now it sucks.  Don't waste your money.

It was supposed to help my very bad back and neck.  Now I wake up every morning with a kink in my back and neck.

AAAHHHH.

I hate that I spent a shitload of money on it and I hate it.  We have had it for five years. 

Will someone please give me permission to go by a new mattress?  Every time
 to go buy a new one I get guilty feeling because we spent so much on one I hated.  Then I get scared that I'll hate the next one we buy.

Rant off.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 04:57 AM (penCf)

1006

CDR M:

I'm late to the post, but thank you for your service.  My dad was career Navy and retired as a Commander (he always rated low in "Tact").  He was a tin-can sailor and served in the Fletcher FRAMs before volunteering for Vietnam with a See Bee battalion.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 26, 2011 05:02 AM (S2+uh)

1007 Click on link to see the two modes of Obama cartoon - ta hee:

From Flopping Aces: (Using BO's def. on 'exit strategy in Libya)

This, of course, means that… technically, and according to Obama’s O’vocabulary… we don’t need no stinkin’ “exit strategy” from Afghanistan at all. If the very definition of “exit strategy” is NATO control, the US has officially “exited” Afghanistan in July of 2006, when NATO assumed full authority over the operations. Coincidently, months before the security and operations meltdown.

How convenient.


Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:02 AM (penCf)

1008 Will someone please give me permission to go by a new mattress?  Every time  to go buy a new one I get guilty feeling because we spent so much on one I hated.  Then I get scared that I'll hate the next one we buy.

Rant off.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 08:57 AM (penCf)

Can you put one of those mattress memory foam toppers on it?

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2011 05:06 AM (VuLos)

1009
Momma, I'm a creaky old guy with Vietnam bumps and have the same stuff. What works for me is an aggressive stretching program 2-4 times daily, with a couple of ocean dips which also affords the opportunity to bikini gaze.

If unable to keep the pain below a four (1-10), two Advil seems to help.  I keep Tylenol with codeine available, but only use it under the worst of circumstance maybe 2-3 times a year.

My bed is a queen Sealy with no bells and whistles.  It provides good support, but awakening at 5-6 AM daily due to back pain.  I find that moving to a recliner for an extra hour or so relives the pressure on the back, and gives my dog the opportunity to get rid of all his farts in the backyard.  It's a two-fer.  Diminished back pain and no dog farts. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 26, 2011 05:12 AM (ZHsNw)

1010 Maybe it is just me but I couldn't help but notice the flashing yellow light on the dash from the cockpit footage of the Orion. Flashing yellow lights are a bad sign, right??

Or this the equivalent of hydraulic leaks on Chinook helicopters?

Posted by: Just A Grunt at March 26, 2011 05:16 AM (pOC9r)

1011

Re the Band of Brothers vid in the sidebar- Holy crap a paen to actuall courage in this modern age!!!

Who will make the movies of what our guys are doing now? Will they ever stop lying and show the gut wrenching bravery? 

Posted by: kdny at March 26, 2011 05:17 AM (3j6OS)

1012 Mamma
Try a Sterns and Foster brand mattress.
We stayed at a friends house who had one.
It was the best nights sleep my wife and I had in years.

Also, talk to your doctor about meloxicam in place of ibuprofen.
It's used for arthritis, but I have degenerative back disease, and have had it prescribed during flair-ups, and the results are remarkable.


Fish....did you see my remark about  Mooshelle at West Point?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2011 05:18 AM (LBiby)

1013 CDR M,

Shipmate, don't you know that Condition 5 was set?!  ;-)

Seriously, curious to know whether that was a takeoff from Anderson AFB, Guam.  I seem to remember those cliffs.

Have a fine Navy Day!

Bob
Former VPU-2, VQ-1

Posted by: NavyMustang at March 26, 2011 05:19 AM (Wer5M)

1014 CDR M:

I agree with the other morons.  Thank you very much for your service.  Thank you for protecting my family.  Thank you for protecting our freedoms.  Thank you for your strength and heroism.

May God bless you and your fellow heroes.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:19 AM (penCf)

1015 "1049 Maybe it is just me but I couldn't help but notice the flashing yellow light on the dash from the cockpit footage of the Orion. Flashing yellow lights are a bad sign, right??

Or this the equivalent of hydraulic leaks on Chinook helicopters?"

I wasn't a pilot ("just" a "tube rat"), but I'd be willing to bet that flashing yellow light was telling them they were below a thousand feet.  Sure looked like it out the window.

Posted by: NavyMustang at March 26, 2011 05:22 AM (Wer5M)

1016 Tami -

I tried one of those toppers, but I couldn't turn over on it.  It felt great on the back, not so much for the neck.  It is always like that.  If it is great for the back, it screws my neck (or vise-versa)

Fish -

I stretch several times a day, but it seems to set my neck off when I do.  I actually find that sleeping on the couch is a good thing for me.

VI -

I haven't tried meloxicam.  I'll have to ask next doc appt.  I have been on all types of relaxers but they don't do anything.  I've never heard of that mattress brand either.






Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:29 AM (penCf)

1017 Bill Maher on HBO: "I will stop calling them teabaggers when they stop calling it ObamaCare. That's my pledge."

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:30 AM (penCf)

1018 I agree with the other morons.  Thank you very much for your service.  Thank you for protecting my family.  Thank you for protecting our freedoms.  Thank you for your strength and heroism.

May God bless you and your fellow heroes.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 09:19 AM (penCf)

I don't think I could have said it any better.

Thanks, folks.

 

Posted by: ErikW at March 26, 2011 05:34 AM (0m18l)

1019 Momma

Meloxicam is not a muscle relaxer.
It's along the same lines as ibuprrofen, with none of the side effects of  muscle relaxers.
and it's not a large pill either.
Dosages are 7.5mg and 15mg, so we are not looking at something like an 800mg super motrin,

My standard recovery time from a back pain episode is 10 days on motrin.
With the meloxicam, it's shortened to about 3 days.

Sterns (And it may be spelled as Stearns) and Foster is a high end mattress, but I know that many of the outlets carry it, and even Sears carries them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2011 05:37 AM (LBiby)

1020 Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 09:29 AM (penCf)

Is it mid or low back pain?


Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2011 05:38 AM (VuLos)

1021 "Responsibility to Protect" - The End of National Sovereignty As We Know It?The United Nations reported in July 2009; The Obama administration is supporting moves to implement an U.N. doctrine calling for collective military action to halt genocide. In a week-long debate on implementing the Responsibility to Protect Doctrine, the U.S. joined a majority of U.N. countries, including Russia and China, in supporting implementation of the policy. The doctrine itself was approved in 2005 by more than 150 states including the U.S.

The doctrine specifies that diplomatic options such as internal conflict resolution, sanctions, and prosecution by the International Criminal Court, should be used first. If they don't work, then a multi-national force approved by the Security Council would be deployed.



While few seem to realize  the significance of the new doctrine, Responsibility to Protect convenor Richard H. Cooper fully understands its transformational potential.

Cooper writes on the Responsibility to Protect   website

Yet as I write, a quiet revolution is under way. In September 2005, the United Nations General Assembly adopted a declaration - the World Summit Outcome - whereby each and every State in the world accepted its responsibility to protect populations from genocide, crimes against humanity, ethnic cleansing and war crimes. The declaration also emphasizes that if a State relinquishes its responsibility to protect – whether by will or lack of capacity - this responsibility must be borne by the international community that can decide to intervene as a last resort. In the face of mass atrocities, every nation and thus every people on earth have pledged to be our brothers’ keepers. Without fanfare and with little notice, the obsolete principles underlying the Westphalian ordering of world affairs have been dramatically rewritten. We can no longer hide behind State sovereignty, a 400-years old shield, to excuse the shameful reflex and ongoing practice of remaining passive in the face of the most outrageous behaviors...
"We can no longer hide behind state sovereignty."




Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:40 AM (penCf)

1022 My back pain stems from my neck surgery a few years ago.  They took out part of my skull, shortened my C1 and C2 at both ends, put in a bovine (cow) implant - all to make room for my spinal fluid to get to my brain.

Because of this surgery, my neck is constantly in pain.  To compensate, I rely on my back a lot more than I should.

So, my lower back takes the brunt of the weight from my neck and head.

Don't get me wrong, it sucks 24/7 but I'm happy and really not complaining (except that I am too cheap to but a new mattress). 


Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:46 AM (penCf)

1024

This video brings me great joy whenever I see it

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

http://tinyurl.com/yahsplh

 

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2011 05:50 AM (8ay4x)

1026 Pole Dancing for Jesus [VIDEO]added bonus: video at side of link: Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:57 AM (penCf)

1027 For the guys:

See, there are HOT WOMEN in tennis:

Models As Ball Girls

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 05:59 AM (penCf)

1028 Dang.  I was gonna use that tonight on the ONT!

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 09:58 AM (5I8G0)


No one saw it.  This place is pretty dead this AM

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 06:00 AM (penCf)

1029 momma, this video might be too much for an ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 10:04 AM (5I8G0)


You could always say you're posting it for the music aspect of it

or

That you had an anatomy question: Isn't a person's ass supposed to be at the top of their legs, not under their collar bone?


Either way, you're a hero (in more ways than one - heh)



Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 06:08 AM (penCf)

1030
Fish....did you see my remark about  Mooshelle at West Point?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 26, 2011 09:18 AM (LBiby)

I was walking Elvis, but returned and found your remarks.  What's disconcerting is knowing these young men went through both a rigorous selection process to enter, and a very aggressive and demanding course of study to graduate, and the final effort is demeaned by the presence of Michelle Obama, a liberal/socialist with no understanding of sacrifice.

Both she and her pitifully inept husband aren't enamored of the military, and it strikes in the face of common sense to foster these buffoons upon this graduating class.  Fortunately, this class will endure and respect the Office of the Presidency, and they will also endure the mangled syntax from the unelected and uninspiring Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 26, 2011 06:14 AM (ZHsNw)

1031 What - is this a DOOM-free Saturday?

Posted by: Chuckit at March 26, 2011 06:15 AM (zCuvy)

1032 Heh.  Well it IS a baseball themed vid and opening day is just around the corner!

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2011 10:19 AM (5I8G0)


Oh, I'm sure it will make the morons grab their bats.

Posted by: momma at March 26, 2011 06:23 AM (penCf)

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2011 06:30 AM (8ay4x)

1034 Noone is up yet?

Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2011 06:37 AM (Fw2Gg)

1035 Eh, it's not even the crack of noon yet.  what do you want?

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2011 06:37 AM (8ay4x)

1036 The ONT that keeps going and going.  Great stuff, CDR M.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2011 06:39 AM (/izg2)

1037 Gosh anyone looked at "The Ones" bracket?  I'll bet it's fucked since he had Duke and Ohio State going to the Final Four and OSU winning!

Nice work dickhead. , I'll look for it.

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2011 06:40 AM (JpFM9)

1038
this shit still?

Posted by: leftover soothsayer at March 26, 2011 06:43 AM (uFokq)

1039

CDR M, great P-3 vid. What a rush.

Ask me about working with Charlie Yeager, Chuck Yeager's cousin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 26, 2011 06:43 AM (d0Tfm)

1040

P-3 Charlie!  Navy Jax?  That thing is no match for my Beechjet.  *wink*

I guy I fly with flew the P-3C.  What a great bird.  I always see you guys at KJAX

Posted by: learflyer at March 26, 2011 06:45 AM (9vscO)

1041 There is no excuse for Moose's poor taste. She can have any outfit she wants and stylists to choose them for her.

Posted by: Horny Honey Badger at March 26, 2011 06:45 AM (NKSOm)

1042 I thought he had Kansas winning

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2011 06:46 AM (8ay4x)

1043 We need a holiday like that Holi holiday in India where they smack each other with colors.

Posted by: Horny Honey Badger at March 26, 2011 06:49 AM (NKSOm)

1044 #1086

You are right and they are THE ONLY team he picked to go to the final four that hasn't already lost!

Barry, you suck!

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2011 06:50 AM (JpFM9)

1045 Woah. Looks like the ONT is up awfully early today. Is today special, or something?

Posted by: DngrMse at March 26, 2011 06:50 AM (aaW0M)

1046 #1089

ONT, the gift that keeps on giving.  Vic will wake up soon and set things straight.

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2011 06:52 AM (JpFM9)

1047

1082
this shit still?

oh, where  did you get that  hash  

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at March 26, 2011 06:52 AM (GStPL)

1048
Vic wakes up at 0330 and goes to bed at noon.

Posted by: leftover soothsayer at March 26, 2011 06:54 AM (uFokq)

1049 #1091

PUT THE PIPE DOWN BARRY!

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2011 06:54 AM (JpFM9)

1050
Silence of the Lambs is 20 years old.

Where did those twenty years go?

Posted by: leftover soothsayer at March 26, 2011 06:55 AM (uFokq)

1051 I am going to hippie Trader Joes and look at girls with tattoos and buy cheap wine, bye bye.

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2011 06:56 AM (JpFM9)

1052

Just wait till them Navy Fly-boys get their P-8 Posidon's...OoooooHaa!

That's one heavly armed 737, not just find the subs, but kill'em tooo!!

Posted by: Paladin at March 26, 2011 07:10 AM (rSvmM)

1053 Vic will wake up soon and set things straight.

I've been up for a while cooking breakfast and recuperating from last night. What am I supposed to set straight?

That P-3 flight was awesome. Must be Mayport but I didn't know they had Buffs there.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2011 07:16 AM (M9Ie6)

1054 First up is a shameless plug for the kinetic platform that I fly. That of course is the Mighty P-3C Orion.

They're still flying? I was an AT from 80-84 and worked on their avionics. I thought they'd be phased out by now.


Posted by: Kowboy at March 26, 2011 07:22 AM (5PCpB)

1055 LOL, I didn't notice the cliffs. I was at Mayport briefly, stationed on the Saratoga back in 1971.

I shoulda known better, no Buffs at Mayport.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2011 07:28 AM (M9Ie6)

Posted by: emlakx.net at March 26, 2011 07:59 AM (fYyWr)

1057 "34 seriously dude.....you ever wish you could fly an F7f Bearcat? Hear they were a dream Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 09:37 PM (kq1lG) Hell, I'd love to fly any WWII fighter plane. I remember loving the F7F in that old 90's flight sim Aces of the Pacific. Tore the Japanese up in that plane." There's a P40K selling rides at Van Nuys Airport this weekend. B17G too.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 26, 2011 08:05 AM (qvify)

1058 At the end of your Orion video it looks like one of the props was feathered and powered down?

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at March 26, 2011 08:34 AM (FDomG)

1059

Nope.  Anderson AFB, Guam.  You can see it start tip over when the P-3 lifts off.

 

See.  I told you so!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 26, 2011 08:35 AM (mQMnK)

1060 Thanks for the p3 orion vid. That is one kickass plane. Tough as nails. Goes all the way back to the early sixtey's. I served in crew 1, VP22 out of Barbers Point Hawaii 1966/67. The squadron no longer exists (sigh). I'd give my left nut to do one more "flyby".

Posted by: c6dave at March 26, 2011 09:51 AM (I08eI)

1061 Thanks for the Orion video.  Memories...

(Former PPC/MC, VP-50, NAS Moffett Field, circa mid-to-late 1980s)

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 10:12 AM (d6NDm)

1062 Nice long thread! WTFG!!!

Posted by: Mudshark at March 26, 2011 11:07 AM (DlLyT)

1063
Here's a helpful hint form sunny Florida: if your key lime pie is green, odds are it ain't key lime. It should be yellow, not green.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 26, 2011 11:24 AM (1hM1d)

1064 how many aviatin' morons do we have?

Posted by: learflyer at March 26, 2011 11:45 AM (9vscO)

1065

@learflyer

Flew the P-3C before going civilian in 91. 

Typed-rated in the DA-10, DO-328, D-328JET, G-1159, IA-JET and, just for shits and giggles, the L-188.

Mostly retired now.

How about you?

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 11:55 AM (uEUIo)

1066 "Former VPU-2, VQ-1

Posted by: NavyMustang at March 26, 2011 09:19 AM (Wer5M)

Yeah, that was Anderson AFB.  So you were one of Jerry's Kids huh?  Nice."

The "Jerry's Kids" moniker would fit for U-2 or Q-1, but it must have been after my time with both.  i was with VPU from 85-89, VQ from 91-93.

And yes, it was nice, especially being with VPU during the Cold War.  Great missions!

Posted by: NavyMustang at March 26, 2011 12:27 PM (Wer5M)

1067

Great Orion vid.

Looks like the left outboard engine was not in use?

Posted by: MD at March 26, 2011 12:40 PM (jmoS0)

1068

Fly,

 

Im typed on the MU-300, BE-400, HS-125, and the CE-500.  I'm all civilian though.  I'm an instructor (sim) on the Beechjet right now and fly it regularly on a contract basis until the economy decides to improve itself. 

Posted by: learflyer at March 26, 2011 01:43 PM (9vscO)

1069 (Former PPC/MC, VP-50, NAS Moffett Field, circa mid-to-late 1980s)

Moffett AIMD, 81-84. Remember walking in the rain inside hangar 1.

Posted by: Kowboy at March 26, 2011 01:53 PM (5PCpB)

1070

"Looks like the left outboard engine was not in use?"

I wasnÂ’t paying attention when I watched the video, so I canÂ’t say for sure.

ItÂ’s possible the #1 engine (left outboard) had been loitered (shutdown) to extend aircraft endurance on-station.  It's routine on a typical 12-hour Orion mission. 

Engines 2, 3 and 4 have generators which normally supply electrical power to the aircraft in-flight.  Engine #1 has no generator, so itÂ’s the first to be shut down. 

ItÂ’s also possible to loiter #4 engine (right outboard) and fly only on the two inboard engines, but the aircraft has to have burned a lot of fuel before that can happen (lowering aircraft gross weight so that safe flight can be sustained on only two engines). 

That doesn't happen very often -- at least it didn't when I was flying them.  I flew on the two inboards only one time in my 4.5 years -- a 14.5 hour mission flown out of Masirah, Oman over the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will.

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 01:55 PM (HoKxH)

1071 "Moffett AIMD, 81-84. Remember walking in the rain inside hangar 1."

Yes, sir...I remember it as a RAG student there for a few months before crossing over to the other side of the field to fly operationally.

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 01:57 PM (HoKxH)

1072 I just missed you at Moffett, by the way.  I joined VP-50 in DGAR in August of 1985, so I'm thinking I was a student in VP-31 from, oh, about Feb-July of that year.

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 02:10 PM (uEUIo)

1073

Nice video, but why in the world was military power (I assume since I heard 1070 called--max TIT in the L188 was 971) with a two plus mile long sea level runway?

 

Don't the tax payers own that thing? all 4 of them?

 

Posted by: fr8dog at March 26, 2011 02:53 PM (NmSwV)

1074 The geography quiz is broken... it has a pretend country called "Palestine" on it.

Posted by: mamma b at March 26, 2011 03:03 PM (Fry99)

1075 @fr8dog

You made me go into the crawl space and dig out my P-3 NATOPS manual to refresh my memory:

From the engine limitations section:
Maximum (take off) power = 1077 degrees (C) or five minutes
Military power = 1049C for thirty minutes
Normal rated power = 1010C

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 03:30 PM (TZCMj)

1076 that should be for five minutes, not or five minutes...

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 03:31 PM (TZCMj)

1077

thanks  for the knowledge! I flew the mighty Electra for 4 years as a FE and FO at Zantop Airlines. We used Max Continuous (932 or 4000hp) for most takeoffs. 971 was only needed heavy, high and hot (think ABQ)-thus my q.

 

Still get sleepy at that frequency.

Posted by: fr8dog at March 26, 2011 04:39 PM (NmSwV)

1078  

Posted by: __ at March 26, 2011 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

1079 over the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will.

Posted by: fly at March 26, 2011 05:55 PM (HoKxH)

I was on Forrestal, which operated in the IO since the Gulf was too small to operate carriers back in 88.  Apparently the Gulf has grown bigger since then because the Washington was a damn sight bigger than the FID, and sometimes we have two Nimitz class carriers in there at a time now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at March 26, 2011 09:29 PM (f4gk9)

1080

GGE:

I remember the Seventh Fleet rule of no carriers in the PG very well. 

On one mission, just before the start of Earnest Will, we were intercepted by an Iranian F-4.  He was hassling us pretty good and playing games off our tail.  Defenseless as the P-3 was, all I could do was descend to just above the water (I may have busted the 200Â’ foot minimum altitude restriction on that one *wink*) and have my nav/com radio the carrier that was on-station in the Arabian Sea/Gulf of Oman area.  They had a couple of F-14s on some sort of ready alert, so they eventually launched and showed up to chase the Iranian F-4 back to its base. 

It took the Tomcats long enough to get on-scene.  It seemed like an hour, but wasn't really that long.  It wouldÂ’ve been nice to have the carrier a little closer.

Good times, though...

Posted by: fly at March 27, 2011 03:49 AM (TZCMj)

1081 Yeah, that was Anderson AFB.  china sexy lingerie So you were one of Jerry's Kids huh?  Nice."

The "Jerry's Kids" moniker would fit for U-2 or Q-1, but it must have been after my time with both.  i was with VPU from 85-89, VQ from 91-93.

And yes, it was nice, especially being with VPU during the Cold War.  Great missions!

 

Posted by: wholesale lingerie at March 27, 2011 03:57 AM (uA1wY)

1082 @fr8dog

ItÂ’s been so long I honestly canÂ’t remember what we did.  A bagged-out (full fuel) P-3C heading out on a typical 12-hour mission comes in at a gross weight of around 135,000 pounds.  Moffett Field had an 8,000 foot runway if I recall correctly, so IÂ’m sure we used 1077C for takeoff in such cases.

On a typical 3-4 hour pilot training flight, however, with much less fuel onboard, we may have used 1010C for takeoff.


Posted by: fly at March 27, 2011 04:15 AM (54pDx)

1083 Moffett was a good duty station, CDR.  Lots to do when off-duty, all within a reasonable drive -- touristy stuff up in San Francisco, winery tours in Sonoma County/Napa Valley, Lake Tahoe (gambling, skiing, chicks) and down to the Monterey Peninsula for golf.  I played Pebble Beach a few times (when it was "only" $100 for 18 holes), but mostly played at Fort Ord on their Bayonet course.

Posted by: fly at March 27, 2011 08:03 AM (HoKxH)

1084 I made it up to Whidbey Island a few times, mostly just to load up practice dummies for qualification runs on the mining range in the Straits of Juan de Fuca.

I broke down there once, though, while flying for the reserves on our way from NAS Glenview to Adak for two-weeks of AcDu.  We shit a gear box over western Canada and diverted into Whidbey.  The reserve squadron there did the work on replacing the gear box which took a day or so.  We took off two days later and got a chip light on the same engine about an hour after liftoff.  Returned to Whidbey for another 3-engine landing and another gearbox change.

The Whidbey area is quite scenic, but somewhat isolated and a bit dreary (it rained most of the time I was there).  Not sure I would've liked that area much as a duty station.

Posted by: fly at March 27, 2011 08:19 AM (54pDx)

1085 That's nothing.  I'd go into bars in Sunnyvale and Cupertino and meet people who had no idea there was a Naval Air Station in Mountain View.

Posted by: fly at March 27, 2011 10:10 AM (HoKxH)

1086 There are certainly a lot of details like that to take into consideration.

Posted by: Sailor Suits at April 03, 2011 10:15 PM (iONAR)

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