January 01, 2011
— Open Blogger Happy New Year Moron Nation! I'm sure some of you are still draggin' from last night's festivities and some of you are still going! Regardless, it's time for the first ONT of 2011!
I'm sure many of you morons are nursing a hangover right about now. Here's 8 myths and truths of hangover cures.
A little Cat New Year's Eve music to get the ONT started!
Now that we have started 2011, let's test your memory about stuff that occurred in 2010. The 2010 Quiz.
And here's a pretty cool summary of 2010 in graphical format.
Here's some funny predictions for 2011 from Cagle Post. I'm sure we can come up with some more of our own to add.
• Lady Gaga wears a tinfoil dress to an NBA playoff game and spontaneously combusts during the pre-game laser show.• Oprah buys Rhode Island and turns it into a gay theme park.
• Gov. Jerry Brown promises to focus less on the vast spaceship that is Earth and more on the long- term parking shuttle that is California.
This is the greatest aerial footage ever taken in the Iraq war! Make sure your audio is on!
Now, I hope none of you morons/ettes had too much to drink and dabbled in biohacking. This is pretty freaky deaky. h/t Ed Anger.
This big speech from Dennis Miller from his recent HBO special is just buckets of awesome.
Looks like Chris Christie is moving up the political food chain. You know you are a major threat to liberals when MoveOn dot org targets you. Haha, MoveOn dot org creates a WheresChristie dot com web site to track Chris Christie
Haha. It would seem Keef Olberdouche has made the 2010 list of Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In The Sack! Way to go Keef!!
Global Warming Update. The 97% “Consensus” is only 75 Self-Selected Climatologists.
close examination of the source of the claimed 97% consensus reveals that it comes from a non-peer reviewed article describing an online poll in which a total of only 79 climate scientists chose to participate. Of the 79 self-selected climate scientists, 75 agreed with the notion of AGW. Thus, we find climate scientists once again using dubious statistical techniques to deceive the public that there is a 97% scientific consensus on man-made global warming;
Classic Photo Trivia Question
Name this actress:
Ever wonder what your Native American (Indian in non-PC circles) name is? Well never wonder again as here is a name decoder for you. Native American Name Generator. My name is Enapay Kotori which translates to Brave Screech Owl Spirit. Well, I've had worse call signs.
Dumbass robber but in the end it worked. Puttin' the Big Stick into This is a stick up! I don't get the plastic bags on his feet though. He's no Darth Maul.
OK, according to US News, the following items are not allowed when you go to visit the White House. Now some of them are quite obvious but at #3 on the list is this!
Seriously? Also no balloons, chewing gum or items to smoke. No wonder Obama is still sneakin' smokes around The House.
Heh. The Brigade has Choose Your Weapon of 2010. Which would you choose?
As it is Caturday, I present to you this nice little video.
Bonus Caturday image from the historical archives. A freakin' Nazi cat??? It looks like it goose steps too!
Bonus Caturday video. If you haven't had enough pussy tonight, here's a link to the Best Cat Videos of 2010 in 90 Seconds.
Well folks, that's all I have for tonight! Enjoy, drink up and have fun. Or not. Your choice.
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I am not GAY!!!
But my girlfriend is...
Posted by: Oprah at January 01, 2011 05:34 PM (bgcml)
/Is it really cheating if I bring the Blade of Olympus to wrestling matches?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 05:35 PM (c0A3e)
I hope one of them is female? Didn't we end DADT?!?!
Posted by: Some Fabulous Commenter at January 01, 2011 05:36 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 05:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 05:37 PM (8uDC8)
I've had worse.
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 01, 2011 05:37 PM (bgcml)
RON PAUL!
Posted by: RELOVEUTION at January 01, 2011 05:38 PM (bgcml)
Lady Gaga wears a tinfoil dress to an NBA playoff game and spontaneously combusts during the pre-game laser show.
We could only be so lucky.
Happy New Year's Day, morons/ettes!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 05:38 PM (w3/mb)
And in similar news a poll of elite German scientists find 97% support Aryan science.
Posted by: News from 1941 at January 01, 2011 05:39 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 01, 2011 05:39 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 05:39 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 05:40 PM (8uDC8)
How do you pronounce Kemi?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 01, 2011 05:40 PM (bgcml)
That's racist!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 01, 2011 05:41 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 05:42 PM (tJjm/)
Hey, Sheriff Joe ain't afraid of nothing.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 01, 2011 05:42 PM (bgcml)
North practices to seize 5 border islands: Report
Its more saber-rattling in an attempt to extort more money and food aid, nothing more. Yet the South Koreans still have to consider the possibility that the North would try something this darling.
And here's something to chuckle at: The paper said that the NorthÂ’s special forces now number more than 200,000 men, an increase of 20,000 compared to 2008.
umm...I'll bet that these "special forces" are standard army troops fed just a bit better and have a little more specialty training than the regulars. Merely making the "special forces" bigger doesn't necessarily make them more effective - in fact, it's the opposite if the standards for joining said special forces are diminished. Remember when Kerry wanted to arbitrarily grow the size of US Special Forces during the 2004 campaign? Same principle - quality over quantity.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 05:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Editor at January 01, 2011 05:43 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 09:37 PM (8uDC
If they'd made you pay extra for no reason, you might not have done it. So they gave you a bad reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 05:43 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 01, 2011 05:43 PM (HjxoE)
3D is just a damn gimmick to jack up ticket prices 40-50% at least.
Remember when 3D was a cheap gimmick? As in, Jaws 3D?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 05:45 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 05:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 09:46 PM (c0A3e)
Oh, real original.
Posted by: Book of Revelations at January 01, 2011 05:48 PM (YX6i/)
Yeah, I'm aware. I don't see the point of it, unless it's some kickass amazing imax extravaganza, and even then I'd only care enough to do it once. I never go to the movies unless its something I really want to see. Incidently, the last movie I saw in the theatres? The second Narnia movie.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 05:50 PM (8uDC8)
I got the screetch owl name too. I guess I have to fight the other guy to the death for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 05:50 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Al at January 01, 2011 05:52 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 09:50 PM (8uDC
Ok, what kind of sick bastard turns down cat people...in loinclothes...in 3D?
Posted by: James Cameron at January 01, 2011 05:52 PM (bgcml)
Oh god. That was just on. It looks worse in HD without the 3D.
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 09:46 PM (5I8G0)
To do 3D they needed half resolution on each of the images from a regular movie. Its noticable, especially in HD.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 05:52 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: jmflynny at January 01, 2011 05:52 PM (piMMO)
Rumor has it that Ms. Hendricks may be in the running for the Wonder Woman role.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 01, 2011 05:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: soozer at January 01, 2011 05:55 PM (OnRdm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2011 05:56 PM (1fB+3)
Dangit. That was my first thought but then I thought again that it might be a trick question.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 01, 2011 05:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 05:58 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: soozer at January 01, 2011 09:55 PM (OnRdm)
Pop culture needed a little more penis.
Posted by: Some Fabulous Cultural Historian at January 01, 2011 06:00 PM (bgcml)
The greatest intrinsic weapon everybody should have is their mind and wits.
As for a tangible weapon...can never go wrong with a .50 cal.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Geordie K at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (awqYm)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 10:00 PM (PaSAU)
Your name means: Bitch to the Huskies!
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 06:01 PM (hVDig)
yes the Huskers really truly sucked on Thursday
Washington deserved to win
the Huskers were just pathetic, the whole state of Nebraska is embarrassed by that bowl game
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:02 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 06:02 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: tcn at January 01, 2011 06:02 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:03 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:04 PM (PaSAU)
America just lost a World War II icon.
Yeah, I read that last week. Icon indeed.
Too bed the femisunts hihacked their purposes for their twisted version of "feminism".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:04 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:04 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 10:02 PM (zgZzy)
I snorted at the line about losing our WWII heroes too quickly. If we hadnt spent forty years ignoring them, we might have had that time.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:04 PM (CN+Qv)
Too bed the femisunts hihacked their purposes for their twisted version of "feminism".
Feminazis probably hate her and everything she stood for.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 06:05 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:05 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: tcn at January 01, 2011 10:02 PM (+dwY/)
Or Mr Happycat from the I can haz cheeseburger lolcat into that WWII picture, and he's a tad small.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:05 PM (CN+Qv)
I snorted at the line about losing our WWII heroes too quickly. If we hadnt spent forty years ignoring them, we might have had that time.
Agreed. It's a shame that the greatest generation gave birth to a lot of hippie/war protesting toads.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2011 06:06 PM (zgZzy)
How the hell did Leonardo DiCaprio wind up in movies?
You never saw What's Eating Gilber Grape? He was amazing in it. Think he garnered an Oscar nom (could be wrong on that but I *think* he did)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:06 PM (w3/mb)
Feminazis probably hate her and everything she stood for.
Well yes, but that didn't stop them from claiming that image as theirs. Just google 'rosie the riveter feminism/ist' and check out the number of hits.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:08 PM (w3/mb)
You never saw What's Eating Gilber Grape? He was amazing in it. Think he garnered an Oscar nom (could be wrong on that but I *think* he did)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:06 PM (w3/mb)
It was that line "IM KING OF THE GRAAAAPESSS" that did it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:08 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:09 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 10:09 PM (PaSAU)
Looks like miss thhell isn't keeping the pot stirred up tonight.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:11 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 06:12 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:13 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Editor at January 01, 2011 06:13 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 10:12 PM (hVDig)
Looks like Nebraska was getting into the spirit of being a Big 10 school in a bowl game a little early.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:14 PM (CN+Qv)
Alas, yes he did. He was also nominated for Golden Globe for that movie and won "Best Supporting Actor" from the National Board of Review.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 06:14 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:16 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:16 PM (PaSAU)
OMG it's going to be a long month.
Any channel/pick a channel -- it's a diet commercial
Cripes : /
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:17 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 06:17 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Darrell Issa at January 01, 2011 06:17 PM (ei8Br)
Posted by: Retread at January 01, 2011 06:18 PM (okCHU)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:18 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:19 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 06:19 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Editor at January 01, 2011 06:19 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 10:18 PM (PaSAU)
You don't think the huskies defense making sure Martinez was on his back more than a $2 hooker had anything to do with that do ya?
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 06:20 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: Barry Illych Soetero at January 01, 2011 06:20 PM (kho+0)
When I was little, it was Greatest Generation all channels, all the time. They accomplished some very big things, and some of them were lily-livered users. Some were ticket-punching opportunists. Apparently a lot of them voted left-wing democrat for a lifetime, and the GI Bill beneficiaries who hung on to become full professors built the game-show commie circus we call college today. When the greatest generation were only middle-aged, and talking about each other, they were pretty much just the crooked timber of humanity. As they die off, we confer a degree of godhood upon them.
Just as I would never want to be judged by the actions of millions of people who accidentally ended up the same age as I am, the really good guys in WWII realized all too well that some of their compatriots were nothing to be proud of. So, as icons go, give me the woman with nine fingers, every time.
Posted by: comatus at January 01, 2011 06:20 PM (hrwMe)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:21 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 06:21 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: newser at January 01, 2011 06:21 PM (gpcoX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 10:21 PM (DLxD/)
Its only bad if you pick them to WIN
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:22 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Guy on plane whose Indian name is "Faps With Tobasco" at January 01, 2011 06:23 PM (ei8Br)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 06:24 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 10:21 PM (5I8G0)
The Shorpy site's Kodachrome section has a number of great real live Rosie Riveter shots
Link on my name if you wanna see em.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:25 PM (CN+Qv)
It's SCIENCE, you denialist wingnuts! I took part in that survey and I'm an EXPERT because I read SCIENCE journals and websites
Hit the tip jar and buy my cookbook!
Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson , Scienceologist at January 01, 2011 06:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: toby928™ at January 01, 2011 06:26 PM (S5YRY)
My Indian name is Awendela Ehawee which translates as Morning Laughing Maiden.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:27 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:27 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: schizuki at January 01, 2011 06:27 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 01, 2011 06:28 PM (GwH6h)
Hey! I'm Fighting Hook Nose too!
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 06:28 PM (MLQL2)
I stand corrected --
eHarmony and their 'free communication weekend' commercials are rivaling the diet commercials.
Sigh.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:28 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: schizuki at January 01, 2011 10:27 PM (M+lbD)
Pretty unprofessional of her.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:29 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:29 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:29 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:31 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 10:29 PM (jzOkH)
Most Indians didn't keep slaves - their society was too low level and unorganized. You were either adopted in or tortured to death for kicks.
Some of the southern tribes -Cherokee, possibly southwest as well are exceptions.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:31 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Katie Perry at January 01, 2011 06:32 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: william jefferson clinton at January 01, 2011 06:32 PM (S5YRY)
Here's some great WWII photos.
Wow. What a great find.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:23 PM (w3/mb)
Those photo's were great. I like the one of the sailor on the Missouri reading the book titled "What About Women?"
I guess they were trying to show him an alternate lifestyle.
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 06:33 PM (hVDig)
Am tired. Also, I figure I should stop teasing you guys before somebody bursts a blood vessel.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 06:33 PM (8uDC8)
Your Native American Name Is: Honovi Kotori Your name means: Strong Screech Owl Spirit
I denounce myself
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:33 PM (jzOkH)
Question; did Shatner name his own price for that flight?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 06:33 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: hillary rodham at January 01, 2011 06:33 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:34 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:34 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:34 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 10:33 PM (8uDC
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. And in this case, more annoying as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:34 PM (CN+Qv)
Only missed the soccer question, so I figure that one doesn't count anyway.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 01, 2011 06:34 PM (xQAv5)
Hardened arteries lasting more than 4 hours require immediate medical attention!Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:35 PM (tJjm/)
No. In fact, it isn't in her economic self-interest to critique her clientele too critically.
If some bar-wench had said something snarky to me after I ordered some Rolling Rock or Yuengling, I'd call her a Fountain of Decadence and leave.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:36 PM (c0A3e)
it turns out the broken pin wasn't really broken, it was just badly bent - so I bent it back into place as best as I can - but I noticed that there was another pin that was also bent, but not so much, but it was touching another pin - so I put that back into place too - so I'm thinking that the second bent pin was actually the reason why it wasn't posting
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:36 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 06:36 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:36 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:37 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:38 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:38 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 10:36 PM (tiPax)
That could have been CGI.
These days you don't have to admit anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:38 PM (CN+Qv)
If the barmaid looks like her, most morons would not only take the snark, they'd lick vomit off her tits if she asked
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 06:39 PM (vdfwz)
Aw, no you wouldn't. You're too nice
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 06:39 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 10:38 PM (tJjm/)
It's got something to do with airplanes and tabasco sauce.
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 06:39 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:40 PM (tJjm/)
Been watching the TZ Marathon
Where is that btw? I've seen people talking about it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:38 PMScy-Fy cable channel, right now they're running Talking Tina
Runs up until 4 AM in the morning
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 06:40 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: jessie jackson at January 01, 2011 10:39 PM (S5YRY)
So are there like six guy names in the generator?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:40 PM (CN+Qv)
I have the feeling that it just might be interchangeable with 'asshat'.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 01, 2011 06:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 10:38
That's a think you haul jacks in, dummy.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 06:40 PM (5UjcH)
What the hell is a "jackwagon," anyway?
A "nice" way to call someone a jackass. I don't know why they can't say jackass. It's not actually a cuss word.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:41 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 10:39 PM (8uDC
I'd stay a while, generate a nice tab, and leave her a fifty cent tip.
I like making my usual tips count for something.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:41 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (+iY8m)
If some bar-wench had said something snarky to me after I ordered some Rolling Rock or Yuengling, I'd call her a Fountain of Decadence and leave.
Any chance I can extend that one-day challenge and have you give up this nonsense as a resolution?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (w3/mb)
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ARGH! Not again!!! Please, God, no, make it stop!
If this gets out of control like it did last time, the Moronettes are going to leave before their vaginas crack from the rapid-onset dryness.
Posted by: schizuki at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (M+lbD)
Now, now, I'm sure there are a few bar wenches who are only trying to pay their way through school...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Retread at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (okCHU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 01, 2011 06:42 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:43 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:43 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:43 PM (PaSAU)
Thanks, kbdabear!
And I was just saying how I would never watch this channel.
Never say never apparently.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:44 PM (w3/mb)
If the barmaid looks like her, most morons would not only take the snark, they'd lick vomit off her tits if she asked
The really hot bartender was where the guy had a thong, but you don't see that one anymore.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 06:44 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:44 PM (tJjm/)
I tried my name again and this came up:
Your Native American Name Is: Apenimon Takoda
Your name means: Trustworthy Friend to Everyone
This "generator" is bullshit.
Posted by: JC at January 01, 2011 06:45 PM (1N+E/)
you are not alone, Lacey
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:45 PM (jzOkH)
well, they have equipment capable of moving some of my earth
Posted by: chemjeff aka Wynono Pahana at January 01, 2011 06:46 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 01, 2011 06:46 PM (eOXTH)
And I was just saying how I would never watch this channel.
Never say never apparently.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:44 PM (w3/mb)
See ya soon, lacey!
Posted by: Oprah's OWN at January 01, 2011 06:46 PM (YX6i/)
n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.
When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:47 PM (c0A3e)
Been watching the TZ Marathon
Where is that btw? I've seen people talking about it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:38 PMWhenever I can't find my glasses when I wake up, I do the Burgess Meredith bit:
It's not FAIR, there was time now... it's not FAIR!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 06:47 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 06:47 PM (MLQL2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:47 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Alex at January 01, 2011 06:48 PM (kw+LK)
The first time I checked my Indian name I typed in my actual name. It was boring. My internet name is much better: Awendela Kokyangwuti which translates to Morning Middle Aged Spider Woman.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 06:48 PM (tiPax)
Any chance I can extend that one-day challenge and have you give up this nonsense as a resolution?
Let me consult my magic 8-ball.
Oh, I'm sorry, it says: "Not in your lifetime". Tough luck.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 06:48 PM (c0A3e)
See ya soon, lacey!
Heeeeel no to that. Not unless she has a breakdown and apologizes to America for thrusting O'bumblefuck onto our once Great Nation.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 01, 2011 10:48 PM (G/MYk)
Indianan giver
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Typical Moron at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (tJjm/)
Next you'll predict the sun will rise tomorrow.
Posted by: JC at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (1N+E/)
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 06:49 PM (MLQL2)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 06:50 PM (+iY8m)
---------------------------
Two great things about being mid-40s:
1) You're not afraid to tell a pretty girl that she's pretty, because you know you aren't getting any anyway, which is kind of liberating.
2) Thus, that prettiness has no effect on you, so you'll follow up with, "But don't think that means I'll take bullshit from you."
It's a damn shame that attractive women weren't this un-intimidating to me when I could have used it.
Posted by: schizuki at January 01, 2011 06:50 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:51 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: booger at January 01, 2011 06:52 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 06:53 PM (tJjm/)
*sigh* Even if it's a BS generator, is it an ominous sign that I can't get a good name?
Posted by: JC at January 01, 2011 06:53 PM (1N+E/)
Guys is it just me, or is there something so hot about a girl in scrubs?
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 06:54 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Vermin at January 01, 2011 06:54 PM (87+jE)
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 06:55 PM (MLQL2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:55 PM (jzOkH)
They all look hot when you're on the table and the anesthetia is starting to kick in and you're starting to hallucinate
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 06:55 PM (PaSAU)
is it an ominous sign that I can't get a good name?
of course not, silly!
try it five more times w/the same name and it will spit out something different each time and then eventually repeat.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 06:55 PM (w3/mb)
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Walks with Platform Shoes.
Purple Hatfeather.
Leopard-Skin Dashboard Man.
Posted by: schizuki at January 01, 2011 06:56 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 10:54 PM (c1oyg)
Well sometimes its better to taste than to have things crammed down your throat crossways.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 06:56 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:56 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 06:57 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 06:57 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 06:58 PM (5UjcH)
I'm Talking Tina, and I don't like it when you don't tip!
Posted by: Talking Tina the Barmaid at January 01, 2011 06:58 PM (vdfwz)
umm...hi to you too CAC...are you trying to tell me something?
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 06:59 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2011 06:59 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 07:00 PM (MLQL2)
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Your Pimp Name is:
Fine Ass Lacey Fresh
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 10:58 PM (w3/mb)
That is pretty good.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:00 PM (CN+Qv)
I didn't get many responses. I guess that's because I said that I was morally opposed to nagging before marriage.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 01, 2011 07:00 PM (BvBKY)
FASCIST !!!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 01, 2011 07:00 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (+iY8m)
It's not just you. There's the whole 'naughty nurse' vibe.
Posted by: Alex at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (kw+LK)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (lV4Fs)
Israel launches airstrikes, reports hitting targets in Gaza - CNN http://bit.ly/gayIXr
(um, interesting link abbreviation there).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CAC's wildebeest hotel neighbors at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 07:01 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: AmishDude (Golden Brown Dude Slick) at January 01, 2011 07:02 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 07:02 PM (PaSAU)
Saw a t-shirt a few years ago with the slogan: "Practice safe sex - sleep with a nurse".
Even I got a small chuckle out of that.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 07:02 PM (c0A3e)
It's not just you. There's the whole 'naughty nurse' vibe.
Posted by: Alex at January 01, 2011 11:01 PM (kw+LK)
Sponge bath? Why yes! YES! YES!
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 07:03 PM (MLQL2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:03 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 07:04 PM (+iY8m)
Hard to when you are hearing the sounds of gelatin smacking against the ceiling.
So you actually saw these people? Be one thing if she was some kind of hottie.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 07:04 PM (DLxD/)
I guess that's because I said that I was morally opposed to nagging before marriage
Your profile should indicate that you can do long division in your head in less than three seconds. There's an entire generation of girls that underperform in math. This could work to your advantage.
(are you buying any of this??)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 07:05 PM (w3/mb)
(um, interesting link abbreviation there).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 11:01 PM (c0A3e)
Hmmm, Politico was pimping for the administration today that they were in secret talks with Syria to facilitate mideast peace.
Guess it didn't work out.
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 07:05 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 11:05 PM (w3/mb)
Isn't the problem with all dating sites is that its 20000 men and seven women?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:06 PM (CN+Qv)
Hmmm, Politico was pimping for the administration today that they were in secret talks with Syria to facilitate mideast peace.
Guess it didn't work out.
Posted by: robtr at January 01, 2011 11:05 PM (hVDig)
Well they didn't bomb Syria.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:06 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 07:06 PM (zyaZ1)
Your profile should indicate that you can do long division in your head in less than three seconds. There's an entire generation of girls that underperform in math. This could work to your advantage.
(are you buying any of this??)
Well, first, it's not so much long division as division based primarily on girth.
Second, I'm sure they can get over the underperforming. Or under the overperforming. Something like that.
(Third, nope.)
Posted by: AmishDude (Golden Brown Dude Slick) at January 01, 2011 07:08 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:08 PM (tJjm/)
Yeah. Syria. I think the conversation was roughly, "We've got your back."
Posted by: AmishDude (Golden Brown Dude Slick) at January 01, 2011 07:09 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:10 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:10 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: joncelli at January 01, 2011 07:11 PM (MLQL2)
The Israelis should the next time the Hezzies act up. The two are linked to the hip.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 07:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:11 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:12 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:12 PM (tJjm/)
I wil take shit for this and eh, *shurgs*.
I watched Megan McCain on some trashtastic New Year's special on Bravo last night. Well I didn't watch it, I mean it was an over-the-topc production w/some of the idiot Real Housewives and some flaming ghey host. I mean hell, they went so far as to "marrying" a dog and a cat. That's even below my standards for shiteous tv. Anyway, I was flipping through and I had to do a double take - the girl looked girl.
So you still have her idiocy to kick around. But her weight? I'm not so sure.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 07:13 PM (w3/mb)
And then she'd be told that if we wanted her opinion, we'd tell her what it would be.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 07:13 PM (EoNB3)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 01, 2011 07:13 PM (7EV/g)
Ohio Dan, I meant in Ohio.
It was actually up in Enon (Clark Co) (that entire area is just blight. it's sad)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 07:14 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: Sour Intelligent Raccoon (aka "Y-not") at January 01, 2011 07:14 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 07:15 PM (1izra)
Posted by: Sour Intelligent Raccoon (aka "Y-not") at January 01, 2011 11:14 PM (IDL9N)
Badly
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:15 PM (CN+Qv)
I do believe I'm ready for bed.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 11:15 PM (w3/mb)
I wondered if that was some new hip lingo or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:16 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Sour Intelligent Raccoon (aka "Y-not") at January 01, 2011 11:14 PM (IDL9N)
It works, er, very strangely. My Native American name translates to "Fertile Flapping Ear of a Coyote".
Thanks, Mom.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2011 07:16 PM (Rwudm)
Time to go dig through some garbage cans, I guess.
Posted by: Sour Intelligent Raccoon (aka at January 01, 2011 07:16 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 07:17 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Guy who writes fortune cookies at January 01, 2011 07:17 PM (tJjm/)
There is no consistency on this call in the NCAA.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 07:18 PM (EoNB3)
My American Indian name is Matwau Chavatangakwunua.
It means Enemy Short Rainbow.
This explains so much...
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2011 07:19 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Sour Intelligent Raccoon (aka "Y-not") at January 01, 2011 11:14 PM (IDL9N)
I'd say it worked pretty well. 
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 07:19 PM (PaSAU)
Brett Favre (w/out Crocs) dances to "Ice, Ice Baby".
/Is his wife going to divorce him?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 07:20 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at January 01, 2011 07:20 PM (tJjm/)
CAC, so you're saying that you're surrounded by hot fat people?
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 07:20 PM (PaSAU)
Kind of like the trials for crimes that King Barry and his Commissars want to bring to us
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 07:21 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 07:21 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:22 PM (uJKu+)
My Native American name is "Nittawasow Namid" which translates to "Fertile Star Dancer"
I knew things were going to look up for me in 2011!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at January 01, 2011 07:22 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 01, 2011 07:23 PM (aolBV)
Hey - after we got back from CAC's hotel last night, we wanted another round of hot sweaty cellulite lovin'! Those cops had no business trying to enforce no "animal control ordinance" in my love nest
Posted by: CAC's hot fat sweaty hotel neighbors at January 01, 2011 07:23 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:23 PM (tJjm/)
huh...
a young indian goes to visit the elderly chief and asks, "Great Father, how do our people receive their names?" And the chief replies, "When your father was born, I looked out of my tepee and saw a mighty elk running through the woods, and we called him Running Elk. And when your mother was born, I looked out of my tepee and saw a beautiful bird singing in a tree, and we called her Little Sparrow... does that answer your question, young Two Dogs Fucking..?"
Yeah, it's an old joke. I'm old.
Posted by: mallfly at January 01, 2011 07:24 PM (W6bJb)
Lacey, I haven't seen you around these parts in the evening lately but I heard you were keeping up with the daytime threads. Have you decided staying up till all hours might be cutting into your work performance?
I hope you had a wonderfal Christmas with family and friends and have a great new year.
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:24 PM (uJKu+)
CAC, so you're saying that you're surrounded by hot fat people?
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 11:20 PM (PaSAU)
Next time pick a place without a free buffet
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:25 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Beavis at January 01, 2011 07:25 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 07:25 PM (XiSOm)
That Arabian Nights video. Funny, but that music at the beginning. Love it.
KBD, anyone, any idea who that is?
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 07:25 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: Beavis at January 01, 2011 07:26 PM (tJjm/)
Were the walls in this place made of tissue?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 07:26 PM (8uDC8)
Serves CAC right - that's the last time he'll decide to spend New Year's Eve at the all-you-can-eat $2 buffet
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 07:26 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 11:26 PM (8uDC
He just had microphones in all the other rooms.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:27 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:27 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 07:28 PM (lV4Fs)
Ohio Dan, sorry you feel like crud. I had a nice Christmas, yes. I have another one with extended family next week back home. Looking forward to that.
Hope you had a nice one as well w/the grandkids.
And nope, I'm still around
Granted not as much at night. Girl's gotta get her beauty rest. I've been missing out. It's starting to show.
Kick that flu's ass!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 07:29 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: sock puppet czar at January 01, 2011 07:29 PM (UPNlB)
Is that a collection of Cliff's Notes?
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:29 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:29 PM (tJjm/)
Well my first guess on the actress thingy was Hedy Lamar. Am I right?
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:30 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:31 PM (Z71Vg)
Well my first guess on the actress thingy was Hedy Lamar. Am I right?
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 11:30 PM (Z71Vg)
Ava Gardner.
Hedy has a rounder face
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:31 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 01, 2011 07:32 PM (btzPD)
Does it matter? There's the National Champion, and then there's everyone else.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 01, 2011 07:32 PM (S5YRY)
Really?
I just saw a commercial with a bunch of feminists yelling about how women make only 77 cents on the dollar to what men make and how "Women are not worth less!"
Okay, I might piss off my own gender but there are a couple of things I'd like to say:
Women are often denied promotions because they are unwilling to work the same hours as a man and are less apt to relocate for an opportunity than is a man. AND, men often work in high-risk positions which carry higher pay i.e., crabbing/fishing, lumber, heavy equipment operator, railroad engineers, etc which lead to managing others doing those same jobs.
I work in one of the most male-dominated industries around and until about five years ago, the executive offices were utterly absent any female representation. It is often the most sexist place you can imagine HOWEVER a fucking piece of legislation would not have solved the problem any more than "Affirmative Action" solved racism. It would simply have led the jackasses in the office to automatically diminish any accomplishment of a female as being part of the "quota". Time, hard work, patience and determination are what make the difference where it counts. In most circumstances, however, I would venture that it's not a matter of He vs She, but a matter of skills and the numbers of hours in the office.
Hmmm. I wonder what those same women would say about the gals who choose to make a living wearing orange dolphin shorts or modeling swimsuits.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 01, 2011 07:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:32 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:32 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 07:34 PM (+iY8m)
I have a friend who's half Egyptian and her father's name is.... Mohamed M Mohamed. I've always wanted to ask her if the M is for Mohamed.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 07:35 PM (8uDC8)
. Boy did they get that one wrong.
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:35 PM (uJKu+)
I just saw a commercial with a bunch of feminists yelling about how women make only 77 cents
Where the eff are these jobs? I always hear this argument being raised, and yet I know not one woman who could say this is true in practice.
I've never seen this in my profession. Base salary - same for men and women.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 07:35 PM (w3/mb)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:36 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 11:28 PM (lV4Fs)
Back when the Pizza Hut in Morehead City didn't completely suck, we used to go there for the lunch buffet...timing was everything; if you didn't get there before this herd of ginormous women-folk showed up, you didn't eat. Period.
Saw one of them dismantle a whole pizza onto her plate, carry it back to their table, set it down and immediately repeat the process.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2011 07:36 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:37 PM (CN+Qv)
No, his full name is probably Mohammed Muhammad Mohammed.Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:37 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 07:37 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 07:38 PM (1izra)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 07:38 PM (tJjm/)
I've never seen this in my profession. Base salary - same for men and women.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2011 11:35 PM (w3/mb)
Since women tend to leave or interrupt careers for child raising, its a natural consequence of less time in harness total or being further down the ranks. Twenty year old men make less than thirty year old men, but its not due to prejudice.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:39 PM (CN+Qv)
Didn't I offer to wrap presents for you awhile back? I should hope so ;P
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 07:40 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 07:41 PM (DLxD/)
My concern is that an insane Liberal (is there any other kind?) might pursue frivolous lawsuits against teh Sock Puppets?
Posted by: sock puppet czar at January 01, 2011 11:29 PM
I'm busy fucking cattle, so I couldn't help you.
Posted by: Sen. Joe Simitian, D-Palo Alto at January 01, 2011 07:41 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:42 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: yes, seinfeld does have a reference to every possible comment topic at January 01, 2011 07:42 PM (2rOwc)
Posted by: CAC at January 01, 2011 07:42 PM (lV4Fs)
It is a very deceptive statistic. IIRC, that number was derived by dividing the median wage (overall) for both men and women.
Here is a decent WaPO article addressing the problems with that factoid..
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 07:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Sen. Joe Simitian, D-Palo Alto at January 01, 2011 07:43 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 11:40 PM (1izra)
I thought she had the silicone / saline funbags removed?
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 07:43 PM (c1oyg)
Here is a decent WaPO article addressing the problems with that factoid..
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 11:43 PM (c0A3e)
It probably was also done in 1975, too. Its suspicious that it never seems to change, even a little.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:44 PM (CN+Qv)
I don't hear a lot of pissing and moaning about a lot more men being out of work than women right now. We want fairness. Will the govenment to do something to make this "fair"?
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:44 PM (uJKu+)
I thought she had the silicone / saline funbags removed?
She's from Silicone Valley. They never do that.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 07:45 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: eman at January 01, 2011 07:45 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: omar the terrorist at January 01, 2011 07:45 PM (2rOwc)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 11:44 PM (uJKu+)
Firing white men is always fair.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 07:45 PM (CN+Qv)
Didn't I offer to wrap presents for you awhile back? I should hope so ;P
Hmmm.. If I recall, I offered a nicely furnished attic space for you to live in while you did said wrapping and you turned me down. I believe it turned out to be a bit of a jaunt for you to come all the way to Missouri. No worries though girlfriend.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:45 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:46 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 07:47 PM (6fER6)
Please sit down and tell me about it.
Posted by: Chris Hansen at January 01, 2011 07:49 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 07:49 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 07:50 PM (XiSOm)
I'd prefer Beautiful Fucked Plower, thank you.
Posted by: sock puppeh at January 01, 2011 07:50 PM (VcPAo)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:50 PM (Z71Vg)
Indian name: Olathe Lenmana - Beautiful Flute Girl (yeah, knock yourself out with that one, morons)
Evening all.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 07:51 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2011 07:52 PM (Z71Vg)
Olathe Lenmana - Beautiful Flute Girl
So Olathe = beautiful? I've driven through Olathe. That name doesn't seem to fit.
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 07:52 PM (1izra)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 01, 2011 07:53 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:54 PM (uJKu+)
Damn right.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at January 01, 2011 07:56 PM (1izra)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 07:56 PM (uJKu+)
Your name means: Conceited One of the Mysterious Voice
C'mon, as awesome as I am? How could they possibly call me conceited?
Evening, all.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 07:58 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 07:58 PM (RsCf8)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 10:54 PM (c1oyg)
Just got back from visiting the old man in his nursing home, and there IS something. I don't know if they're tailoring scrubs tighter these days, but the bodies are exquisite. Or maybe I'm just a dirty old man (well, that's a given)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 07:58 PM (c1oyg)
hola all and happy 2011
gotta run due to its my 11th aniversary and we are going out
just want to practice for tomorrow....
BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!!! BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe and yeah, she's not home yet...i'm safe at January 01, 2011 08:01 PM (uIQK6)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:01 PM (uJKu+)
I don't do a lot of derisive fat humor unless I don't like the person as well. Michelle Obama or Rosie O'barrel for instance.
Fat is as fat does.
Joy Behar is fat. Sherri Shepherd is not. Even though Sherri is clearly a larger size than Joy is.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 08:01 PM (tiPax)
Rof. Lol.
Sorry >>
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:01 PM (8uDC8)
gave a great hand job back in The Day...........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:03 PM (UqKQV)
Fat is as fat does.
Joy Behar is fat. Sherri Shepherd is not. Even though Sherri is clearly a larger size than Joy is.
This was the argument I used when me and Kaiya used to make fun of our fat teacher and her mother would yell at us for being mean and making fat jokes. And I'm like "If she were nice do you really think we'd mock her weight?"
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:03 PM (8uDC8)
"As a Silicon Valley legislator, I'm nothing but enthusiastic about technology. But the question is, is the technology used wisely and appropriately?" Simitian asked this week. "This e-personation' is one area where some constraint appeared necessary."
How come the totalitarians that want to stifle free speech always preface with " Nobody's a bigger proponent of free speech than I am, BUT ... "
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 08:04 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2011 12:04 AM (vdfwz)
Well it sounds a little better than "Some of my best friends are.."
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 08:05 PM (CN+Qv)
Heddy Lamar was from an earlier era
and they both gave great hand jobs back in Those Days, or so I'm told
--and Rita Hayworth is not her real name, of course
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:06 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:06 AM (UqKQV)
The picture remains Ava, handjobs or no.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 08:07 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 08:08 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:08 PM (8uDC8)
Speaking of nurses in scrubs, a friend of mine had a portrait picture taken during WWII. Yes, she is now an old woman. That portrait was used for the 50th celebration of the Navy Nurses. She was a gorgeous young woman in crisp white uniform and cap wearing a jet black cape trimmed in scarlet with scarlet on the inside of the cape.
I am going to recommend she contact a reputable company to reproduce it and sell it on the internet with a portion going to one of the many charities she supports. She is a classy lady who would love to do something that would help the world after she is gone..
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:08 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:09 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 02, 2011 12:08 AM (8uDC
The snowman socks?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 08:09 PM (CN+Qv)
Looks like the classic Rita pic from WWII
great hand jobs.............
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:10 PM (UqKQV)
what part of ..." no law ... abridging the freedom of speech...." is so hard to understand?
Oh, right, it's over 100 years old and written by oppressive, patriarchal, slave-holding, white europeans who are not as evolved as the educated class is today.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2011 08:10 PM (XBM1t)
Joy Behar is fat.
You left so much out. Joy Behar is a fat, ugly hateful commie bitch and I have now problem calling her that. I regret I will probably never have an opportunity to tell her so.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:11 PM (uJKu+)
(1) Snow in AZ and CA
(2) Ice floes the size of cars lends sub-zero Cumbrian shoreline the look of an Arctic wasteland
Plus: xkcd: Audiophiles
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 08:11 PM (RsCf8)
YES. HE WORE THEM TO A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY. AND THEN TOOK THEM HOME. AND WASHED THEM. AND WORE THEM ALL DAY TODAY AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:12 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 08:13 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 08:13 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 08:13 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:06 AM (UqKQV)
According to lore, Mary Astor was famous for being able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Hence she got the roles she wasn't qualified for. Wonder if she blew Bogie?
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 08:13 PM (c1oyg)
I CAN TELL YOU'RE REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOUR BROTHER FOR WEARING YOUR SOCKS, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP YELLING
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:14 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 02, 2011 12:11 AM (RsCf
We used to subscribe to an Audiophile magazine at work just to laugh at the stupid ads, reviews and tests.
The Shakti Stone was a favorite. Its a rock you put on your system components. Its 800 dollars.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 08:14 PM (CN+Qv)
my only out: She's vamping the famous Rita pose with Rita-ish hair
and great...........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:14 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 02, 2011 12:13 AM (c1oyg)
Like that would help. He wasn't giving out roles.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 08:15 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2011 08:15 PM (XBM1t)
YES. HE WORE THEM TO A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY. AND THEN TOOK THEM HOME. AND WASHED THEM. AND WORE THEM ALL DAY TODAY AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL.
Sounds like the kind of thing a brother would do purely for the annoyance factor. If you keep freaking out you may never get them back.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 08:16 PM (tiPax)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 08:17 PM (RsCf8)
Or you might find out he's not just wearing them on his feet.
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 08:17 PM (1izra)
Like that would help. He wasn't giving out roles.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2011 12:15 AM (CN+Qv)
He was the leading actor in the stable. He had some clout
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 08:17 PM (c1oyg)
can't recall her name: Was it Mary Astor?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:18 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:18 PM (PaSAU)
I'll make the next image bigger.
Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2011 12:15 AM (5I8G0)
yes, please, and topless. Let the puppies breathe, as the old folks used to say
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:19 PM (UqKQV)
can't recall her name: Was it Mary Astor?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:18 AM (UqKQV)
That's the slut
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 08:19 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2011 12:15 AM (CN+Qv)
He was the leading actor in the stable. He had some clout
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 02, 2011 12:17 AM (c1oyg)
Bogie apparently never got over Lauren Bacall, and was in bad shape the last few years of his life with cancer
still, a Mercy BJ is an old Hollywood tradition,
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:21 PM (UqKQV)
I CAN TELL YOU'RE REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOUR BROTHER FOR WEARING YOUR SOCKS, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP YELLING
BECAUSE. IT'S SO FREAKING WEIRD. WHAT THE HELL.
I'm not sure I'm going to want them back, honestly.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:22 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Bomber at January 01, 2011 08:22 PM (1izra)
Now this is fat, ugly and probably smells like dead meat.
I wouldn't go there if I was you. You have been warned. Someone probably will though. Morons can be so stupid.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:23 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: greg brady at January 01, 2011 08:23 PM (2rOwc)
They were married until his death in '57.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 08:25 PM (RsCf8)
still, a Mercy BJ is an old Hollywood tradition,
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:21 AM (UqKQV)
Honestly, I don't know why. They're not enjoyable.
Posted by: What the hell, lets do a Michael in MI sock at January 01, 2011 08:26 PM (YX6i/)
"I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has progressed."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 08:26 PM (RsCf8)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:18 AM (UqKQV)
That's the slut
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 02, 2011 12:19 AM (c1oyg)
Odd, Mary Astor was known as a world-class cocksucker in Hollywood. According to reviews, she sucked more dick, and gladly. than any girl in Hollywood at the time
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 08:28 PM (c1oyg)
She's in her fifties now, and apparently when Brady Bunch went away she got addicted to coke in the late 70s in L.A. and was putting out to anyone with a few spare lines
I lived in L.A. at the time and a friend of mine said he saw her at a party in Brentwood with some guy who looked like a dealer--and she looked strung out
Maybe he was telling the truth
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:29 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 02, 2011 12:25 AM (RsCf
yes, but they were separated for a lot of the time. My point was that Bogie was apparently not interesting in a typical Hollywood marriage but a real one, despite the drinking, long separations, etc
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:33 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:29 AM (UqKQV)
Apparently she was. God bless her for cleaning up. So many won't
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 01, 2011 08:34 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:34 PM (UqKQV)
Not so rare when the Santa Anas hit. I hope our SoCal Morons are keeping their power going, and enjoying the weather the rest of the USA gets..
BTW, snow in Flagstaff AZ is rare as say, snow in Denver
And the 15 between LA and Vegas gets heavy snow at least once every winter once you're above the Cajon Pass, and the Grapevine usually gets snowed in a few times too. Those Brits need to spend more than a few weeks in the USA
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 08:34 PM (vdfwz)
Why oh why did i click? *shudder*
Posted by: booger at January 01, 2011 08:36 PM (9RFH1)
Lotta snow every Winter in the home of the U of Northern Arizona...........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:37 PM (UqKQV)
Heddy Lamar was from an earlier era
and they both gave great hand jobs back in Those Days, or so I'm told
--and Rita Hayworth is not her real name, of course
Right click the pic and check the name. It's Ava.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 08:37 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:38 PM (uJKu+)
If you see a sign saying "wet paint" do you have to find out if it's really wet? I have a reputation around these haunts.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:40 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:41 PM (uJKu+)
Nah, the M&M's are retiring so they can wake bright eyed and bushy tailed for the 8am mass.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:42 PM (uJKu+)
I've heard that was the case, though I've also heard that some of the reported tension was exaggerated. They didn't share hobbies but were tolerant of them, to a certain extent. But it is true that he was devoted to her, and I think she really did love him. She certainly treated him far better than his 3rd wife did. Nasty piece of work, that woman was.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 08:43 PM (RsCf8)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:43 PM (uJKu+)
New Joisey. Where nobody talks like that.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:46 PM (8uDC8)
my only out: She's vamping the famous Rita pose with Rita-ish hair
and great...........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 02, 2011 12:14 AM (UqKQV)
yes, it must have been early in her career, and she's clearly imitating Rita's hair and famous pose. By the time Ava became a "star", women's hair was shorter
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:47 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:50 PM (8uDC8)
I knew a French Canadian who lived in Jersey for a while. His French accent was heavy but that is exactly the way he said New Jersey.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:50 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:50 PM (PaSAU)
what motivated you to go to DC for the Congress swearing in?
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:53 PM (PaSAU)
Well, I've lived here all my life and I have never heard anyone pronounce it that way. Although oddly enough I have some French Canadian ancestors. That's right, I'm a dirty Quebecois u_u
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:54 PM (8uDC8)
My wife and I will be in DC for the swearing in of the 112th Congress. Any Moron's in the area?
No, but I would consider driving up from Houston if there was a swearing-at ceremony for the 111th Congress.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2011 08:54 PM (XBM1t)
Bogey got very popular again very quickly in the late 60s, with 'retrospectives' of his films in a lotta cities. That's what made me take a look at his films and appreciate his work
I liked him in 'Beat the Devil' in 1953. Also in "The Big Sleep" despite the ridiculously bent and contradictory plot.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:54 PM (UqKQV)
My wife and I will be in DC for the swearing in of the 112th Congress. Any Moron's in the area?
Just left from a holiday visit with the family. Don't think I'll be back for a little while....
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 08:55 PM (zlBQy)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 08:56 PM (UqKQV)
Oh GOD. I hate that. Or idear. Or anyone who says "nowheres".
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 08:56 PM (8uDC8)
John Boehner is a friend of mine. I want to see him take the gavel from Nancy's bony claws.
My wife and I will be setting in the Library of Congress watching and hitting a few of the parties.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 08:57 PM (uJKu+)
My adviser pronounces "idea" "idear". I blame it on her growing-up in NYC.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 08:59 PM (c0A3e)
do you think you could talk to him about fixing a parking ticket?
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 08:59 PM (PaSAU)
New Joisey. Where nobody talks like that.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 02, 2011 12:46 AM
What exit?
Everyone in NJ hears that from Noo Yawkahs.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:00 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 09:00 PM (zlBQy)
Hell I couldn't get him to through a little support my way when I ran for trustee. I lost by 50 votes. Biggest favor he ever did for me.
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 09:01 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 09:01 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 09:02 PM (uJKu+)
Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery. She looked rough in this episode, HOT and rough
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:02 PM (vdfwz)
in Bridgeton, at this little deli near the Jr High School ( that used to be the High School back in the day )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 01, 2011 09:03 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 09:04 PM (5UjcH)
I want to see him take the gavel from Nancy's bony claws.
We represent, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild ...Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:05 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Ohio ( Not over the f'ing flu) Dan at January 01, 2011 09:05 PM (uJKu+)
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2011 09:06 PM (gWHrG)
Everyone down here in Texas supposedly speaks like John Wayne. It's quite annoying when someone wants you to start drawling for them.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2011 09:09 PM (RsCf8)
Diehard is on Spike.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 02, 2011 01:06 AMI think Spike is now the Diehard Channel
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:09 PM (vdfwz)
I think Spike is now the Diehard Channel
It has been on quite a bit lately. I just haven't watched it in a while.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 09:11 PM (AMYl0)
I couldn't even tell you mine. /shrug
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 09:11 PM (8uDC8)
What Arabian Night vid? Don't see it anywhere
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:12 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 09:15 PM (5UjcH)
My talent with accents usually enabled me to respond with an East LA Chicano accent ... touche!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:17 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2011 01:02 AM
She's making a meal, he walks in and she attacks him with pots and knives. I've dated girls like that
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:19 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 09:19 PM (PaSAU)
The way people perceive accents is funny sometimes. I live in downstate Illinois, and I go up to Arlington for the Arlington Million every year. I was talking to a gal from Chicago one year and she asked me if I was from the south.
I said, "Yeah. About two hours south of here."
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 09:21 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 09:23 PM (8uDC8)
I used to go to Texas a few times a year for the guitar shows. That is a blast, and yeah, no 10 gallon hats or drawls that I ever saw. Just a shitload of beautiful women, thats for sure.
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2011 09:24 PM (gWHrG)
I said, "Yeah. About two hours south of here."
I was engaged to a girl from Bellville. She sounded like a yankee to me.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 09:24 PM (5UjcH)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 01, 2011 09:27 PM (PaSAU)
I was engaged to a girl from Bellville. She sounded like a yankee to me.
Yep. If I go to Kentucky for the races or to Texas/Oklahoma/Missouri to visit relatives, they all think I speak like a yankee. Yet in Chicago, I sound like I'm from Tennessee.
??
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 09:28 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: chemjeff aka Pimptastic J. Smooth at January 02, 2011 01:19 AM
Last month was decent with UPS Christmas loads, but I sure could use some regular clients, otherwise paydays are rare
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:28 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Count de Monet aka Trick Magnet C Ice at January 01, 2011 09:36 PM (XBM1t)
bear,
What kind of work do you do?
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 02, 2011 01:32 AM
Agent for a trucking freight brokerage
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:36 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 09:40 PM (5UjcH)
I demand tumbleweeds, cacti, cowboys, and giant hats.
There's a character in one of the Phoenix Wright games (which are Japanese), who is obsessed with Texas and thinks he's a cowboy and is basically a silly charicature of every Texan stereotype you can think of. And whenever somebody does something he doesn't like, he says "They shoot you for that in Texas!" And I always think "... I wish."
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 09:40 PM (8uDC8)
Agent for a trucking freight brokerage
Got a company name?
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 02, 2011 01:39 AMI never name companies past or present that I've worked for here. Personal policy that it's never worth any potential problems
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:42 PM (vdfwz)
You're right brewer, I wasn't thinkin'.
Bear,
Don't know if I can help or not, but if you want to send a little more info, my email is tparty13. It's a gmail account.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 09:43 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2011 09:44 PM (PaSAU)
You're right brewer, I wasn't thinkin'.
Bear,
Don't know if I can help or not, but if you want to send a little more info, my email is tparty13. It's a gmail account.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 02, 2011 01:43 AM
Will do, thanks
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:45 PM (vdfwz)
TF2
Guardians Of Graxia with map pack
Amnesia
Bad Company 2
Bad Company 2 Vietnam expansion
Aliens VS Predator
Killing Floor Outbreak skin pack
X3: Terran Conflict
King Arthur
Blood Bowl Legendary Edition
The Ball
Wings Of Prey
Just Cause 2
Monday Night Combat
Laura Croft The Guardians Of Light
Super Meat Boy
Magic The Gathering
Chime
Poker Night
Puzzle Quest 2
Indy Story Pack
still need to get the Kid's Pack and Sid Meier's Railroads tomorrow
FML
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 09:46 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2011 09:47 PM (PaSAU)
How about somewhat stiff, about 6 feet long?
Posted by: Vinny from Secaucus at January 01, 2011 09:51 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Berserker at January 01, 2011 09:51 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2011 01:47 AM (PaSAU)
Bad Company 2 is only one I've beaten. You really don't want to see my gaming backlog........ it's in the hundreds
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 09:51 PM (Ig1Wo)
Ok bear. Sounds good. Do you handle anything that can be trucked? Dry? Frozen? Meat? Flat bed?
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 02, 2011 01:49 AMAll three
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 09:51 PM (vdfwz)
How about somewhat stiff, about 6 feet long?
Bury it under the next football stadium you build.
Don't need trucks for that.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 09:53 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 10:01 PM (8uDC8)
TF2
Guardians Of Graxia with map pack
Amnesia
Bad Company 2
Bad Company 2 Vietnam expansion
Aliens VS Predator
Killing Floor Outbreak skin pack
X3: Terran Conflict
King Arthur
Blood Bowl Legendary Edition
The Ball
Wings Of Prey
Just Cause 2
Monday Night Combat
Laura Croft The Guardians Of Light
Super Meat Boy
Magic The Gathering
Chime
Poker Night
Puzzle Quest 2
Indy Story Pack
still need to get the Kid's Pack and Sid Meier's Railroads tomorrow
FML
Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2011 01:46 AM (Ig1Wo)
569 Dude you bought all of those games? have you finished them all?Posted by: chemjeff
Man, when do you find time to masturbate?
I had to stop playing video games when it starting cutting into my "special" me time.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 01, 2011 10:02 PM (oREHE)
I had to stop playing video games when it starting cutting into my "special" me time.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 02, 2011 02:02 AM
Some video games can be modded for your special "me" needs
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 10:06 PM (vdfwz)
I had to stop playing video games when it starting cutting into my "special" me time.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 02, 2011 02:02 AM (oREHE)
I'm a big believer in multitasking
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 10:07 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 02, 2011 02:02 AM
Long flights, especially after the groping from TSA and a 17 year old cheerleader in the next seat
Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at January 01, 2011 10:08 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 10:17 PM (Ig1Wo)
Huritt Kwatoko
which means Handsome Bird With Big Beak.
I like that one better.
Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2011 10:27 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 02, 2011 02:02 AM (oREHE)
Hey, so it just occurred to me to ask if that's Mr. Caniac as in the Carolina Hurricanes Caniacs?
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 10:32 PM (zlBQy)
Kakawangwa Shuman Your name means: Bitter Rattlesnake Handler
Posted by: vaeriax at January 01, 2011 11:01 PM (wMOg6)
Posted by: honda Fairings at January 01, 2011 11:08 PM (PP7xS)
On the 97% "consensus" being a poll with 79 entries, 75 agreeing... nobody else sees it?
75/79 = 97% ... Really? Wanna bet? Fine, pull out the calculator program and that comes to .949 or 94.9%... so 95% if you round up.
I guess climate scientists aren't good at sampling, math, or basic analysis. Good thing they don't have to do any real science or they'd be screwed.
Posted by: Gekkobear at January 01, 2011 11:28 PM (8kE6n)
Posted by: Dennis Miller at January 01, 2011 11:29 PM (YFujP)
Posted by: fluffy practices good nasal hygeine at January 02, 2011 01:25 AM (4Kl5M)
On the consensus thing one should remember that the UN never said anything about "consensus" to begin with. One of the "climate deniers" sent a letter to the UN and asked about the number of "peer reviewers" and the consensus and they sent a letter back stating they they had never made that claim to begin with. It was a total fabrication by the MFM. He published the letter at his site.
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2011 02:57 AM (M9Ie6)
I think I need to create a Fuck You Injun generator just to prove a point.
Posted by: Asscrackerton at January 02, 2011 02:58 AM (0ba8c)
Your Native American Name Is: Wapi Qaletaqa
Your name means: Lucky Guardian of the People
Using my Nome de Blog:
Your Native American Name Is: Tsiishchili Takoda
Your name means: Curly Haired Friend to Everyone
That place thinks I'm the schnizzle!
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 02, 2011 03:11 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: gem at January 02, 2011 03:17 AM (zw+pb)
Stimulus bonds fell far short of goal
[ . . . ]
Expiring on Friday, the program with an unwieldy name - Recovery Zone Facility Bonds - fell far short of the expectations set by Congress and provides an example of how difficult it is to create effective economic stimulus.
[ . . . ]
So why didn't the program gain more traction?
One possibility is that lower interest rates don't spur the economy when interest rates are as low as they are now.
"The Fed can say what it wants. It's not the cost of money that matters," economist Joel Naroff said.
Weak commercial real estate markets were another problem. "You still had to have a project," said Alan Greenberger, a deputy mayor of Philadelphia. "There's plenty of places in the country that didn't have projects.
"You had to have an applicant that was already credit-worthy," and the project had to meet the financing deadline of Dec. 31, he said.
[ . . . ]
President Obama signed the $787 billion American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 in February of that year, but it was a year before local authorities could begin marketing it. That left little time to complete deals.
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It looks like this was more about buying votes than creating "shovel ready" jobs.
The bond program was allocated $15 billion dollars, but:
"Nationwide, companies borrowed just $1.6 billion under the locally administered program through November, according to the Bond Buyer, a trade publication."
Obama just double downed on promising more jobs. Anybody want to bet on how successful he'll be?
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 02, 2011 03:38 AM (7+pP9)
BS all that is needed initially is restore everyone's budget to 2006 levels.
Now they are attacking the Tea Party.
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2011 04:08 AM (M9Ie6)
It looks like this was more about buying votes than creating "shovel ready" jobs.
Genius investigative reporting at its timely best.
Posted by: gem at January 02, 2011 04:13 AM (zw+pb)
The IRS refusing to accept tax returns filed on time? As if they can't handle holding the returns themselves until their computers are "reprogrammed" for what stays the same ...
"The majority of taxpayers will be able to fill out their tax returns and file them as they normally do," said IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman in a statement. "The IRS will work through the holidays and into the New Year to get our systems reprogrammed and ensure taxpayers have a smooth tax season." The delay affects both paper and electronic filers who itemize deductions on Form 1040 Schedule A.
Posted by: maverick muse at January 02, 2011 04:14 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: maverick muse at January 02, 2011 04:17 AM (H+LJc)
Oh, and bullshit Indian name generator hit me with "Large Breasted White Witch" as the translation of my Indian Name.
33.33% true.
Posted by: I Am Not a Witch at January 02, 2011 04:17 AM (zw+pb)
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