August 19, 2011
— Open Blogger
You know, the Mayans might just be right about 2012. Someone caught the eighth plague on video. Kind of a trip. I guess they are calling them bugnadoes. With all the flooding earlier this summer along the Missouri river, there has been some prime breeding conditions for the little critters.
Video below the jump.
Strange New USB Thumb Drive
Wow. What will they think of next? This here is a device that is not only your basic geek stick but also functions as a vibrator. Yeah, you read that right. A friggin' vibrator. Crazy.
Made of body-safe silicone and metal, the Duet is designed for the female body. With dual motors, it can deliver powerful and precise vibration exactly where you want it. The tip, inside edges, and outside edges provide slightly different intensities so that you can customize your pleasure!The Duet contains 4 vibration modes and 5 power levels so that you can customize the experience with the perfect intensity.
Woman Injects Herself With Horse Blood
She says it's for the art. Um, what? And she did this sober? I guess it's better than doing horse semen shooters down under. I wonder if this is somehow related to Sarah Jessica Parker?
Earlier this year, after months of preparation, she was injected with horse blood plasma, which contained the full spectrum of immunoglobulins without provoking an allergic reaction.As part of the performance piece she also wore a set of stilts with hooves on the end to feel at one with the horse. She also walked around with donor horse in a "communication ritual" before having her hybrid blood extracted and freeze-dried.
A Chemjeff Party?
Chemjeff, please, please tell me this wasn't your house warming party.
New Library Idea
Those crazy Canucks have a new library idea. Canadian Library Will Loan Out People As Well As Books. Ok, the big question is will it be the hawt librarian or not when you check out the book of Kamisutra.
Marvel VS Star Wars
An artist by the name of Jonathan Moore has put up some artwork of Marvel VS Star Wars characters and you can still vote on who wins. I'm not buying that the Head Ewok beat Iron Man and Thor. No way Ace can do that.
Cart Before The Horse?
Ok, I know Trekkies can be pretty hardcore but this is a bit ridiculous no? Future Birthplace Of Capt. James T. Kirk. Strange too the use of a tombstone to highlight someone's birthplace. You know there is gonna be pressure on whoever has a baby boy coming due in March of 2228 to name their kid this. Heck, I bet their will be pregnant trekkie fans driving out to this town to have their baby there.
Best Study Evah
Well, the best study after the one on how drinking is good for you and having sex three times a week is good exercise. This study argues that surfing the internet at work makes you more productive. Heh, cyberloafing. I like it. I would argue though that Bubble Shooter is NOT productive.
“Browsing the Internet serves an important restorative function,” according to a report from the National University of Singapore.So-called cyberloafing can refresh workers mentally after long periods of work, researchers said at the annual meeting of the Academy of Management in San Antonio this week.
Surfing the Web is even better for productivity than talking or texting with friends or sending personal emails, the study found.
Friday Night Doggeh Video
Desert anyone?
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Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 19, 2011 05:45 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 19, 2011 05:47 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 19, 2011 05:47 PM (kUaEF)
OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS unleashed on Hannity at last!!!!
Forget about the economy, bay-bay. This is what brings the Odministration down.
Pulitzer nomination (not prize, no) for Richard Serrano of the L.A. Times. Ya heard it here first!
Posted by: arhooley at August 19, 2011 05:47 PM (S7pRR)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 19, 2011 05:49 PM (4uyCC)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, driving Signal Corps dorks at August 19, 2011 05:50 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 05:50 PM (c0A3e)
Houston mosquitoes are laughing at this footage. They scare me.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 05:51 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 05:51 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2011 05:51 PM (QKl6b)
Despite all the precautions taken in its construction, I foresee this device taking part in a near-future episode of 1000 Ways to Die.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 05:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2011 05:51 PM (kD+se)
Why? So you can annoy your coworkers?
Actually wait. That's a damn good idea...
Posted by: Natalie Portman at August 19, 2011 05:52 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: wladyslaw kretyn at August 19, 2011 05:53 PM (fWdId)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)
Um, anything with "edges" shouldn't be shoved up there.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 05:53 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 19, 2011 05:53 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 05:54 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2011 05:54 PM (FcR7P)
I read about the library loaning out people. It's to promote cultural understanding and sensitivity. All that liberal bullshit. So I guess you can rent someone out to understand the (select minority) view here.
And you just know they're not going to lend you two hot exhibitionist lesbians, so what's the point.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 19, 2011 05:54 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 09:53 PM (KtyEP)
................that's what she said
Posted by: Michael Scott at August 19, 2011 05:55 PM (UqKQV)
A few weeks ago in a movie thread I recommended THE MISSION from 1986.
Anyone see it?
Beautiful scenery, and Robert Deniro can act, believe it or not.
Posted by: soothsayer at August 19, 2011 05:55 PM (L2Ssy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 05:55 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2011 05:56 PM (QKl6b)
Posted by: at August 19, 2011 05:57 PM (ZwVDq)
Could I ask for an honest man?
Posted by: Diogenes of Sinope at August 19, 2011 05:57 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 05:58 PM (kUaEF)
Wait, wait, wait...I thought that due to Spock's interference via Red Matter that James T. Kirk was born in space somewhere? Or does this assume that the original ST timeline is correct?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 05:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: SuperMag at August 19, 2011 05:59 PM (9pI4Y)
Somewhere in San Francisco is the future birthplace of Sulu, somewhere in Georgia there's McCoy's, and in Glasgow is Scotty's
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 05:59 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 06:00 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 06:00 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: joncelli at August 19, 2011 06:01 PM (Nvw83)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 19, 2011 06:01 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: dontheflyer at August 19, 2011 06:01 PM (vOcVu)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 09:58 PM
I'm a purist who insists that Rodenberry held the canon, and any "alternate timelines" or "reboots" is basically fanboy fiction
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:01 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech
Um, well, you see...well, the entrance...well...fuck it, no, I'm not going there. Anyone else?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:02 PM (KtyEP)
This modern world of yours confuses and frightens me.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 19, 2011 06:02 PM (WV73n)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 06:02 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:57 PM (s7mIC)
I figured that was right up your alley!
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 06:02 PM (Mv/2X)
Just throwing that out there...
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 10:00 PM (kUaEF)
I wonder if John Kerry knows that and if he'd be tempted?
I guess it depends on what his wife's will is like.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 19, 2011 06:03 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:03 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 10:02 PM (kUaEF)
Well, that went without saying. And the whole horse blood thing.
Posted by: joncelli at August 19, 2011 06:03 PM (Nvw83)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 19, 2011 10:02 PM (WV73n)
I think you've heard of me.
Posted by: 7 of 9 at August 19, 2011 06:04 PM (FBr/C)
This modern world of yours confuses and frightens me.
Posted by: Waterhouse
Say, honey, I've been surfing for a while...can we have tuna for dinner? I've got a craving all of a sudden.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:04 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 10:03 PM (s7mIC)
Who knows? I stopped paying attention to her when I spotted the headlights.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 19, 2011 06:04 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: SuperMag at August 19, 2011 09:59 PM (9pI4Y)
Bite me. I've been up all day and I'm still at work.
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 06:05 PM (BuYeH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 06:05 PM (kUaEF)
Great, a whole new strain of computer viruses. Next thing you know Rick Perry will be forcing all Laptop PC's to get the HPV Vaccine.
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 06:05 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:06 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 19, 2011 10:05 PM (kUaEF)
You're right. It aint exactly a fit.
Posted by: Rick Perry's Righteous Cock of Justice at August 19, 2011 06:06 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: 7 of 9 at August 19, 2011 10:04 PM (FBr/C)
We know of you. Part (a small but significant part) of the reason why the JEF is in office is because of your RL's husband's ineptitude!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:06 PM (c0A3e)
Also, I wouldn't want to come home to a drunk Doberman.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 19, 2011 06:07 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:08 PM (YxBuk)
oh I don't know, it's just that the California bugs are 2-legged leeches
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:08 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:09 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 19, 2011 06:09 PM (OSTnx)
Man, I'm never going to think of that restaurant with its normal name again.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 19, 2011 06:10 PM (WV73n)
fretting about money, as usual
giant branches fell down from my tree, some are stuck on my roof, I am going to have to pay to get them down and I think it will cost a fair amount of money
I'll survive, it's just that I have two modes, denial and panic, and right now I'm in panic
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:10 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: TheSev at August 19, 2011 06:11 PM (iHeMr)
Posted by: amused doggehphile at August 19, 2011 06:11 PM (ZtGBl)
Posted by: Six-Foot-Tall Itinerant Roach at August 19, 2011 06:11 PM (OSTnx)
Not sure about the stroke, but on the 1000 ways to die episode with the carrot I believe it was a pulmonary embolism that killed her.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:11 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:11 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 10:06 PM (YxBuk)
we have waterbugs
Posted by: robtr at August 19, 2011 06:12 PM (MtwBb)
No. I don't have the right tools and I'm moderately afraid of heights as it is. I fear that if I attempt to take them down I'll end up taking the whole gutter with me.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:12 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 10:06 PM (s7mIC)
Awww, I was expecting Marvin the Martian and the Plutonium P-38 explosive space modulator.
Hey, all! Watching Jax and Atlanta. I hate this year's kickoff rule.
Hey, SeaHawks fans, seems the nephew of Brian Bosworth was on the field for Jax today. Didn't see the position he plays (or what kind of haircut he has!) but saw his name on back of his jersey.
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 06:13 PM (Zgfnd)
I can dig it, cracker.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2011 06:13 PM (OSTnx)
7 for 14, 66 yards, no sacks, no TD's, no interceptions
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: One of the "Um, um, Obama" kids at August 19, 2011 06:13 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 06:13 PM (KbEJl)
Well, that is the next best thing.
Did you notice that the adjacent building fell down due to the shockwave alone?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:14 PM (s7mIC)
I'll survive, it's just that I have two modes, denial and panic, and right now I'm in panic
Hey, you sound exactly like me! I've found over time that denial will every once in a while pay off in that what I am in denial about will disappear without me having to do anything about it.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Neither. Malibu and pineapple!
(Or Parrot Bay if Malibu is not available.)Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:14 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: CoolCzech
Well, now, bragging will get you...everywhere!
Seriously, V-angled? No, thanks. Just smooth and long.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:16 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:16 PM (YxBuk)
"I wouldn't want to come home to a drunk Doberman"
Good thinkin', Dobermans tend to be mean drunks.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 19, 2011 06:16 PM (iYwUw)
Not sure about the stroke, but on the 1000 ways to die episode with the carrot I believe it was a pulmonary embolism that killed her.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattleI thought she peeled the carrot and it cut her vajayjay....holy crap, am I really typing this?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:17 PM (KtyEP)
Is the show ending after this season?
Yes, but we don't think tonight's is the last one because they haven't really built it up any, I assume they'll do some sort of week long running of episodes or something like they did for Hannah Montana and Suite Life on Deck.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles on the Magic Bus at August 19, 2011 06:18 PM (6Cjut)
Gene Roddenberry got booed at a convention for suggesting that future Star Treks will be entirely robotic - humans are still way too fragile for extended space travel.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:18 PM (c0A3e)
it cut her vajayjay....
that doesn't kill you, it's the air bubble that travels up your blood vessel and lodges in the lung, causing the pulmonary embolism.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 10:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Yeah that happens to me too, except it sucks when you're in the middle of a crisis. I don't know if you do this, but I try to think of all these alternative plans, in case the original plan falls through. But when I am in panic mode, the alternative plans are all hyperbolically insane. Such as: "Oh man, what if I don't have enough money for groceries this week? I guess I'll have to... SELL A KIDNEY!" You know, that level of ridiculosity.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:18 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 06:19 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 06:19 PM (Zgfnd)
Did anyone notice the many reprints of the AP article in various news sources today about how school clothes cost about 10% more this year and the ways the stores are "tricking" us into thinking we're getting more value for our money? They are labeling it "con-flation"
Not sure what AP's game was in actually releasing an article like that.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 06:20 PM (DKV43)
That's what I figured. I hope they have a lot of episodes left.
Posted by: Rum, High Functioning Sociopath at August 19, 2011 06:20 PM (YxBuk)
that doesn't kill you, it's the air bubble that travels up your blood vessel and lodges in the lung, causing the pulmonary embolism.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattleWell that's just bizarre. Women and vaginas don't mix with air, apparently.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:20 PM (KtyEP)
this might be interesting for a future ONT?
http://tinyurl.com/3lb3egp
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:21 PM (s7mIC)
chemjeff, I used to do alternative disaster scenario planning in my mind, but then I discovered that things can end up being even worse than I ever could imagine, so now, I just curl up in a ball and whimper.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)
If we didn't worry about silly little things like a little debt, the government would have one built to hold off the alien invasion and create 20 million jobs!
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Super Genius at August 19, 2011 06:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
How are things with you? Enjoying life with the unbanned again?Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:23 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2011 06:23 PM (FcR7P)
Gene Roddenberry got booed at a convention for suggesting that future Star Treks will be entirely robotic - humans are still way too fragile for extended space travel.
All space travel will be with robots. It's cheaper. you don't need to pack food and other amentities humans need.
You don't need to worry about the robots dying. They can be replaced. (so can humans in a way, but it would be a PR nightmare to lose someone in space)
Also, aside from pride, not much is gained by sending humans to other planets. Everything a human can do there a robot can do just as well if not better.
The only reason we'd need to send humans to another planet would be if we were going to colonize it.
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 06:23 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:24 PM (HjxoE)
Now Anderson Cooper is confronting the Syrian regime's propaganda. Would he still be doing this if it was the Bush Administration that was seeking the removal of Bashir Assad from office, or it because the Obama Administration is now halfheartedly supporting the Syrian protesters?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 10:20 PM (DKV43)
holy shit those are some drunk mofos
which reminds me, time for another beer
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:24 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 10:18 PM (s7mIC)
Hola, amigo!
Posted by: Mexican Druglord Looking To Diversify His Portfolio at August 19, 2011 06:25 PM (4q6A5)
I've been there, once, when I was lost. It was pretty run-down; about a year or so after that Shatner came to town and used them for awhile.
Damn, that was a long time ago.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 19, 2011 06:25 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles flying to Martha's Vinyard at August 19, 2011 06:25 PM (6Cjut)
The only reason we'd need to send humans to another planet would be if we were going to colonize it.
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 10:23 PMOh drat, these earthlings with their illegal wars of occupation!
Posted by: Marty the Anti-Imperialist Martian at August 19, 2011 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)
They want you to blame evil retailers instead of Obama/Geithner.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 19, 2011 06:26 PM (0vDuM)
We disagree.
Posted by: The Amazon Women on the Moon at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: Ferris Bueller at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (OSTnx)
Posted by: Marty the Anti-Imperialist Martian at August 19, 2011 10:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Damn Haliburton wants to strip-mine Mars.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 19, 2011 10:25 PM (0vDuM)
aww that's mean
okay, they are Iowans, but still
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (s7mIC)
Besides, what does a god like me need with a spaceship
Posted by: Starfleet Admiral Barry Obama at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
Once heard that Harlan Ellison said that Gene Roddenberry couldn't write for "sour owl poop". Always cracked me up.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:27 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 06:28 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 10:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Hmm, I guess it beats getting wrinkly in the tub.
Posted by: Keith olbermann at August 19, 2011 06:28 PM (FBr/C)
that's what I should do
but noooooo, I have to try to work out all the scenarios, because I think that is part of how I panic
more alternative disaster scenarios --> heightened state of panic
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:29 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Amazon Women on the Moon at August 19, 2011 10:27 PM
Why did we not hear of you from Jim Kirk? A little embarrassing an encounter he couldn't handle?
Posted by: Lt Sulu at August 19, 2011 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2011 06:30 PM (FcR7P)
Change, I told you I was bringing it!
Posted by: Barry The Economist Obama at August 19, 2011 06:30 PM (FBr/C)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:31 PM (HjxoE)
Alternately, what tools would you need to solve the problem? New homeowner gotta start sometime...
Posted by: Steck at August 19, 2011 06:31 PM (RL7U1)
That librarian looks a like like Christina Hendricks
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:31 PM (Y+DPZ)
Once heard that Harlan Ellison said that Gene Roddenberry couldn't write for "sour owl poop". Always cracked me up.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 10:27 PM (KtyEP)
We're also too fragile to travel 60 mph or fly through the air. Yet we still do that everyday.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 06:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Guy who's last hope in getting laid lays in this apartment at August 19, 2011 06:32 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 10:30 PM (GULKT)
I don't think purple was on the color list.
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 06:33 PM (Mv/2X)
HP might be kicking these to the curb, but that's a pretty smoking price to use it as an e-reader/media viewer/web surfer.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2011 06:33 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:34 PM (HjxoE)
The ins and outs of twins
identical twins are the result of an egg that splits, varriable levels of identicalness
fraternal twins are the result of 2 eggs fertilizing at the same time, can be 2 girls or 2 boys or one of each
boy-girl twins are always fraternal, don't ask if they are identical because they are not
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 06:35 PM (7EolK)
To go screw up alien civilizations so they don't attack/invade us?
That line "what does God need with a starship?" wasn't as much of a "gotcha-line" in Star Trek V as the Shat thought it was. After all, there are plenty of deities in Greek, Roman mythology, as well as in the ancient myths, that while they are powerful, they aren't omniscient. FW(Little)IW.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:35 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 10:34 PM (HjxoE)
For which we are ever so grateful for letting us in on.
Posted by: The Entire Male Community of AoS at August 19, 2011 06:35 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:37 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Steck at August 19, 2011 10:31 PM (RL7U1)
well to be honest it is less about the tools, and more about my lack of ability and/or confidence to remove the limbs without totally fucking up my roof. One of the limbs is trapped in the crook created by the intersection of the chimney and the roof and I really don't want to screw that one up.
and besides, even if I did get them down myself I wouldn't know what to do with them.
and I actually have already met my two adjacent neighbors, one is a really great older couple, the other is another single guy (I think)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:37 PM (s7mIC)
nothing can replace Mr. Purple. He was special.
That USB is a little small, not sure it would fufill my needs. Plus, it would be awful if the kid accidentally took it to school with a project on it, cannot even imagine trying to explain why the USB drive vibrates.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 19, 2011 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at August 19, 2011 06:38 PM (HjxoE)
boy-girl twins are always fraternal, don't ask if they are identical because they are not
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 10:35 PMThanks, I was going to ask Brent Spiner and kd lang that question
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:39 PM (Y+DPZ)
Oh that's easy. Because the ringer is turned off!
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:39 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Jason Coleman at August 19, 2011 06:40 PM (6sgQH)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 06:41 PM (H/MnC)
so which one of you moron's wrote the movie
Hobo with a Shotgun - starring Rutger Hauer.
Has Ace reviewed it yet?
-Thanks
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640459/
hmmm....
A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.
I don't think that's any of us, that would be kinda like arming the deer - bad idea
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:42 PM (s7mIC)
Roddenberry was a fine writer for television; it was Ellison who didn't know how to do that. Ellison's a diva and an asshole, and has nursed a grudge over the rewriting of his unusable script for "The City on the Edge of Forever" for 45 years (what really gets his goat is that the rewritten episode is widely considered the best hour of Star Trek ever produced). He wrote a heavily-slanted book about the affair in the mid-90s, a few years after Roddenberry had died and could no longer defend himself.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 19, 2011 06:43 PM (OSTnx)
Heliosphere
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:44 PM (Y+DPZ)
well to be honest it is less about the tools, and more about my lack of ability and/or confidence to remove the limbs without totally fucking up my roof. One of the limbs is trapped in the crook created by the intersection of the chimney and the roof and I really don't want to screw that one up.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 10:37 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah, good call. If it were a gently-sloped roof this would be the perfect purchase of a nice ladder and tiny chainsaw, but if the roof is steep or heights aren't your thing then you're right it's a total no-go.
FWIW, any ability I have is from reading the directions first and diving right in.
Posted by: Steck at August 19, 2011 06:44 PM (RL7U1)
My family has been especially blessed on the home-maintenance front by having someone (my stepfather) who spent the better part of a decade building mobile homes, so he knows all kinds of tricks and inventive ways to solve those pesky home-gremlins. He came up with a particularly innovative solution to prevent the basement from flooding (because the previous homeowners didn't put a proper foundation in and didn't seal the concrete floor correctly) and how to quickly get rid of the water that still seeped through the floor when the ground was super-saturated.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:46 PM (c0A3e)
I always thought of that line as kirk's "keep your hands of my butterfinger" moment. Kirk was all into meeting god until god wanted Kirk's ship, and then it was like ..um excuse me? My ship? you want my fucking ship? lol
Posted by: Berserker at August 19, 2011 06:46 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States
Well, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:47 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: Marybel at August 19, 2011 06:48 PM (Hic+o)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 19, 2011 10:43 PM
Richard Matheson wrote "The Enemy Within", wish he'd written more.
Did you know that the writer for "Mirror, Mirror" was Jerome Bixby, who wrote "It's a Good Life" for Twilight Zone. Bixby also wrote "By Any Other Name", "Day of the Dove", and "Requiem for Methuselah"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: phreshone at August 19, 2011 06:50 PM (T3vCe)
Posted by: Marybel at August 19, 2011 10:48 PM (Hic+o)
Done. May God bless and keep them; thank you Spc Jordan Morris for your service.
And these Westboro cultist bastards should start making preparations to spend all of eternity in the bowels of Hades.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 19, 2011 06:51 PM (FZZ94)
And these Westboro cultist bastards should start making preparations to spend all of eternity in the bowels of Hades.
Couldn't have said it any better.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:51 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
What does god need with a helmet?
Posted by: Cam Newton at August 19, 2011 06:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Marybel at August 19, 2011 06:53 PM (Hic+o)
Posted by: phreshone at August 19, 2011 10:50 PM
Either you haven't read any coverage, or you're fucking kidding
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 06:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
I always thought of that line as kirk's "keep your hands of my butterfinger" moment. Kirk was all into meeting god until god wanted Kirk's ship, and then it was like ..um excuse me? My ship? you want my fucking ship? lol
Posted by: Berserker at August 19, 2011 10:46 PM (FMbng)
Keep your...hands...off...mybutterfinger!
Posted by: Bill Shatner at August 19, 2011 06:54 PM (4q6A5)
He's reloading.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:55 PM (KtyEP)
thanks Marybel for letting us know, that is very sad - both for his loss of life and for the Westboro freaks showing up
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 06:55 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: phreshone at August 19, 2011 10:50 PM (T3vCe)
Its probably because he isn't out there saying anything new. He's out on the campaign trail and speaking, probably giving whatever passes for his standard campaign speech, so all the "big news" stuff in that is already out there. So expect media coverage to end up being at a similar level to other candidates. But expect coverage of people talking shit about him to continue at a higher level.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 06:56 PM (GULKT)
one of the things that proves America is still a good country is the westborro crazies have not had bullets put in their heads.
Can you think of them protesting funerals in Egypt and not getting ripped limb from limb?
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 06:56 PM (7EolK)
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 19, 2011 10:51 PM (FZZ94)
No anal and no head. You'll be lucky if I so much as spit on it!
Now go get the syrup.
Posted by: Papa Editor's Ex at August 19, 2011 06:56 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: USA at August 19, 2011 06:57 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 06:58 PM (Zgfnd)
Can you think of them protesting funerals in Egypt and not getting ripped limb from limb?
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 10:56 PM (7EolK)
Try and convince them to give it a shot anyways.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 06:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2011 06:58 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 19, 2011 06:59 PM (OSTnx)
Can you think of them protesting funerals in Egypt and not getting ripped limb from limb?
Posted by: jakeOh, please, let them try it there. I'll sell tickets.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 06:59 PM (KtyEP)
Posted by: phreshone at August 19, 2011 07:00 PM (T3vCe)
Son of a bitch! I forgot about that!
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 19, 2011 07:02 PM (OSTnx)
Posted by: phreshone at August 19, 2011 10:50 PM
The Gotham Princess had to alert us to a Perry hit piece on Zerohedge, telling us that it'll strangle his campaign in the cradle ..
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:03 PM (c0A3e)
Son of a bitch! I forgot about that!
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 19, 2011 11:02 PM
That's OK, so did most of the TOS fans
Spock was a bitchin' concert pianist in that episode though. Is there anything he CAN'T do?
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 07:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at August 19, 2011 07:05 PM (OSTnx)
So how was y'all's day?
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:07 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Papa Editor at August 19, 2011 07:07 PM (FZZ94)
Spock was a bitchin' concert pianist in that episode though. Is there anything he CAN'T do?
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 11:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Paint a cherry using his blood.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 07:08 PM (GULKT)
Well my day wasn't as bad as yours, I waited around all day waiting for a tree guy to call me back and/or stop by to take care of the huge branches in my yard/on my roof, but they never did, but I did get an appointment for tomorrow morning. But it did mean I spent all day in my place and didn't get to go out.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 07:08 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 19, 2011 10:27 PM (KtyEP)
Harlan Ellison went through a long dry spell -- I think he had writer's block for more than a decade -- and it made him even more bitter than he already was. Plus he's sitting on some short fiction that he collected for Last Dangerous Visions that has some potentially brilliant work by a number of authors. The guy is gifted, but deeply screwed.
Posted by: joncelli at August 19, 2011 07:09 PM (Nvw83)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:09 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2011 07:10 PM (oUG6f)
At least I don't have to work that day, like the muthafuckin' asshole wanted me to.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:11 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: AltonJackson knows a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure when he sees one at August 19, 2011 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 07:13 PM (cqZXM)
Posted by: A Helen Thomas Pubic Louse at August 19, 2011 07:13 PM (OSTnx)
Yeah, apparently.
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at August 19, 2011 11:05 PM
CAN'T is not the same as WON'T
Posted by: Spock at August 19, 2011 07:14 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 11:11 PM (7S1x+)
I thought it was your 30th birthday Peaches!
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 07:14 PM (y67bA)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:15 PM (7S1x+)
Well I would be 56 this year, but i haven't had a birthday since I turned 28
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 07:16 PM (H/MnC)
Once it passes Hispanolia I'll see what direction it goes before getting too worried about it
Posted by: Spock at August 19, 2011 07:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Okay, out behind the blog. Now. Numbers don't tell the whole story with me, sparky, you are in for a world of hurt. And it will be the first thing I've enjoyed all day. Go on, time to get right with the man upstairs, I'll be your agent of change.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:18 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 07:20 PM (pdmzU)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 10:58 PM (Zgfnd)
If you see a bunch of Paulbots wandering around dazed and crying, you'll know I decided I "want to tell about it."
Payment in fiat currency not accepted, by the way, not that they would use that, right?
Posted by: Anita Perry at August 19, 2011 07:20 PM (9CM5J)
I saw that think on Drudge about a drug shortage, but am chagrined to see that the entire northwest territories are out of midol.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:22 PM (7S1x+)
Gee, sure is nice of them to advise us like that.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 07:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
Ok, I know Trekkies can be pretty hardcore but this is a bit ridiculous no?
I think it's cool. I guess that makes me hardcore. Btw, I'm working through the original series via Netflix. Shatner was kinda hot back in the day.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 19, 2011 07:23 PM (lUmIL)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 11:20 PM (pdmzU)
Zeus! Your son has returned! I bring the destruction of Olympus!
Heh, seriously, how are you doing?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:24 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 11:22 PM
If NYC ran out of Midol, how would we know the difference?
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 07:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:26 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 07:27 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 11:24 PM (gAM8h)
LOL!!! Thanks, GGE!
Are you still banned? Did you get the pony-pain fixed? Was the body guy calling his travel agent when you left?
No GeeG, no peas!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:29 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 19, 2011 07:29 PM (lUmIL)
Love Hewitt was great in Can't Hardly Wait.
No. Real movie.
I remember that movie. It was meh, not the worst of the whole "what are we going to do now after high school" movie genre, but certainly not very good.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 07:30 PM (pdmzU)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 11:27 PM (Zgfnd)
Nah, no "accidental" death for me, lol! I don't even do drugs anymore and I'm pretty sure the Natty Lites won't take my ass out, no matter how many I pound.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:31 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 07:32 PM (KbEJl)
Yes, no, and I have an appointment to bring it in next week because I didn't get it to him in time for him to take a real good look. He didn't think it would be too bad, the hard part was going to be in the paint matching.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:33 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 11:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
They are so full of shit. They got it backwards.
Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2011 07:33 PM (Mv/2X)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 11:30 PM (c0A3e)
When i went to the movies I saw a preview to something called "Immortal", had all sorts of gods in battle in it. Ever heard of it?
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 07:33 PM (H/MnC)
I live along the Niagara River, one of the most dramatic and over-achieving waterways in the world. It was polluted to the point that its source, Lake Erie, was for a time considered effectively dead.
Over the last 50 years or so, in a combination of clean water and anti-pollution laws and the accidental introduction of the zebra mussel, which vacuums up everything, the Lake is alive again, and the first sign of it that was obvious to the civilians along the shoreline was "bugnadoes" of caddis flies (locally, sand flies). We call them 'banners' not bugnadoes, because they rarely dance out in the open; they flag themselves off trees and light standards.
I was born in 1956 and I've lived here all my life; I never saw such banners until the mid-1980s. I had to ask my dad what they were. They are, clearly, a sign of clean water and a return of natural biological functioning in the environment.
Posted by: tantelin at August 19, 2011 07:34 PM (ScBcZ)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:35 PM (7S1x+)
The American Pie movies are worse and movies like Stand and Deliver are better.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 07:37 PM (pdmzU)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 07:37 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 11:37 PM (pdmzU)
So what the hell happened to PJM? Or is it just that she hasn't been around for a while?Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:38 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: moki at August 19, 2011 07:38 PM (dZmFh)
So John Hughes movies fall...where?
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 07:39 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 07:40 PM (pdmzU)
When i went to the movies I saw a preview to something called "Immortal", had all sorts of gods in battle in it. Ever heard of it?
No. It may have been previewed during Captain America, but I missed some of those...
Anyway, I'd have to look it up - Immortal to me brings up images of the Persian elite troops, not the Greek gods.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:40 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 07:41 PM (pdmzU)
Posted by: el mao at August 19, 2011 07:41 PM (RZ5o3)
. Here's to your birthday weekend being relaxing and enjoyable!*raises bottle of Pepsi Max*
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Marybel
Done, Marybel. Those Wesboro assholes are more hateful to me than the mosslims. I just don't get it with them. They need a good smiting. And soon. RIP, Spc Morris, thank you for your service and for your sacrifice. May God bring comfort to your family.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:42 PM (7S1x+)
Anyway, I'd have to look it up - Immortal to me brings up images of the Persian elite troops, not the Greek gods.
Were they in a midwest high school in the 80s?
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 19, 2011 07:42 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: moki at August 19, 2011 07:43 PM (dZmFh)
i am sorry.
that shit is too weird.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 07:45 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:46 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:48 PM (c0A3e)
Anyway, I'd have to look it up - Immortal to me brings up images of the Persian elite troops, not the Greek gods. '
It's from the same dude who made "300". Had battlescenes with some guy shooting arrows (gold or silver) that multiply while flying and then go kaplooey
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 07:48 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:51 PM (c0A3e)
my $.02
people can't always be pushing the system and not expect consequenses.
Eventually the westboro types will protest the wrong family and someone will flip a circut breaker and run them over with a car or chop them with a sword or whatever.
Look at Norway, a ethinc Norweign went to a summer camp of the nations elete socialists and killed a bunch over the fact his country is flooded by th elete.
world is getting crazier not better right now.
Islam is on the march, the west is not standing.
(right now)
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 07:52 PM (7EolK)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 11:48 PM (c0A3e)
PG-13 and she flashes her tits at the end. Quite nice if I remember correctly.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 07:52 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:53 PM (7S1x+)
any suggestions?
(and none from War plz, thx)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 07:53 PM (s7mIC)
any suggestions?
(and none from War plz, thx)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 11:53 PM (s7mIC)
"I have cash?" You know I'm here to help, buddy.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 07:55 PM (7S1x+)
any suggestions?
You're the Professor (Doctor) of Love?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:55 PM (c0A3e)
Injected herself with horseblood? Injected in what? If she really injected horseblood into her venes, she be dead now. I call horseshit
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 07:56 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 07:56 PM (ZDUD4)
She injected horse plasma into her system, not whole horse blood.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 07:57 PM (c0A3e)
any suggestions?
I can make things go boom
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 07:57 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 07:57 PM (ZDUD4)
any suggestions?
(and none from War plz, thx)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 11:53 PM (s7mIC)
I have 1 million dollars, a 12-inch penis, and I'll only lie to you twice.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 07:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 07:59 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 07:59 PM (WRtsc)
"I know how to make chemistry"
"homemade fireworks"
Posted by: someone at August 19, 2011 08:00 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:00 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:01 PM (ZDUD4)
Injected herself with horseblood? Injected in what? If she really injected horseblood into her venes, she be dead now. I call horseshit
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 11:56 PM (H/MnC)
supposedly it was clean plasma. whatever it was, its creepy, even if she didnt do it, but just said she did. whoever thinks thats cool is totally unforgivably weird and should be shunned.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 08:01 PM (QNeKQ)
I have 1 million dollars, a 12-inch penis, and I'll only lie to you twice.
That's good, except about 30 million other match dot com users have that exact same headline.
My dating headline would be: I'm broke. I have a 20 picometer penis, but at least I won't lie to you. In otherwords, be honest. Being honest on a dating website...there's a novel idea!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 19, 2011 08:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2011 12:00 AM (7S1x+)
I don't think that as a guy he should be associating himself with needles.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 08:01 PM (GULKT)
"Do you want a guy who is financially secure, has a great sense of humor, and won't take you for granted? Then look no further."
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:02 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:03 PM (ZDUD4)
I have a file with DHS.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:01 AM (ZDUD4)
OMG WINNER.
ok wanna hear mine, and im SURE it will get you action?
"i will give you a pony"
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 08:03 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:03 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:03 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:04 PM (gAM8h)
That. Is. Perfect. Oldsailor's poet, you really are just so awesome.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:05 PM (7S1x+)
No, he didn't. He gave it, and greater love hath no man than this.
His life, though shortened, is perfected by this act.
The Westboro crowd needs to read more Horace.
Posted by: comatus at August 19, 2011 08:05 PM (W5ilH)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 08:07 PM (WRtsc)
Ladies, Reggie, Have I told you the story about how I killed Bin Laden?
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles flying to Martha's Vinyard at August 19, 2011 10:25 PM (6Cjut)
FIFM
Posted by: Hetero Wimmins Brigade at August 19, 2011 08:09 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:09 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:03 AM (ZDUD4)
OK, yeah, that one is pretty good.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:09 PM (gAM8h)
oh I like that one, I may use that one instead
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 12:04 AM
I've boldly gone where no man has gone before, looking for that final frontier.
Name your own price for the hotel room
Posted by: Shatner's match.com ad at August 19, 2011 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
oh yes - 2 classes of P-Chem, and lab 3x per week
how are your studies going? you must be almost done by now, right?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:09 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 11:11 PM (7S1x+)
Well......Yes and No. You won't be the only one celebrating a birthday...but it won't be the 60th.
Posted by: Dell - SolidariTEA at August 19, 2011 08:11 PM (3S10h)
supposedly it was clean plasma. whatever it was, its creepy, even if she didnt do it, but just said she did. whoever thinks thats cool is totally unforgivably weird and should be shunned.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 20, 2011 12:01 AM (QNeKQ)
I still call horseshit. Besides from the creepy factor, I still don't think it's possible. Don't we have any nurses or doctors here to clear this up? My guess is, she just wants the attention.
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 08:11 PM (H/MnC)
If the westboro crazies were serious, the'd be protesting mosques in the US.
but they don't, do they
..
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 08:11 PM (7EolK)
I have a file with DHS. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:01 AM
MATT DAMON!!!
Posted by: MATT DAMON!! at August 19, 2011 08:12 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:05 AM (ZDUD4)
you have a gift - you drunk is better than most sober
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:12 PM (s7mIC)
oh yes - 2 classes of P-Chem, and lab 3x per week
how are your studies going? you must be almost done by now, right?
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 12:09 AM (s7mIC)
I'm guessing you actually like teaching P-Chem better than your previous stint teaching Gen. Chem. to a bunch of non-majors.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 08:13 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:13 PM (ZDUD4)
I have a file with DHS. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:01 AM
Looking for party dude, must like children
Posted by: Casey Anthony at August 19, 2011 08:15 PM (Y+DPZ)
No way! Happy birthday, soul brother! Leos rule . . .
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:15 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:05 AM (ZDUD4)
I am getting there too. Had to go to the CA DMV earlier to change my driver license from Ky, wow what a experience
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 08:15 PM (H/MnC)
hellz yes.
although I know what I did wrong in that class. I talked too much.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:15 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 08:16 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:17 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Concerned at August 19, 2011 08:17 PM (nkyGx)
I have a file with DHS. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:01 AM
Full figured blonde looking for cool gay biker who wears black. Money no concern.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at August 19, 2011 08:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
No way! Happy birthday, soul brother! Leos rule . . .
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2011 12:15 AM (7S1x+)
Lord willing, I'll scratch and claw my way to the first two magic ONT numbers. If I make it to the ONT, I might be loaded. Prepare thyself.
Posted by: Dell - SolidariTEA at August 19, 2011 08:18 PM (3S10h)
hellz yes.
although I know what I did wrong in that class. I talked too much.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 12:15 AM (s7mIC
I'd actually put more on it being a class that is at 80% uninterested in Chemistry and only taking it because the college makes them.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 08:19 PM (GULKT)
I am getting there too. Had to go to the CA DMV earlier to change my driver license from Ky, wow what a experience
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 20, 2011 12:15 AMYou're probably the first KY to CA license change that wasn't an 18 year old porn actress
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 08:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Zeus at August 19, 2011 08:19 PM (pdmzU)
Posted by: Anita Perry at August 19, 2011 08:21 PM (9CM5J)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:17 AM (ZDUD4)
The Social Security offices as well. I once had to go and apply to get a new card. Not even open 8 hours a day and slow as hell.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 08:21 PM (GULKT)
Well yes, but that is not a legitimate excuse as far as my superiors are concerned. It's my job to make it interesting to all.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:22 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:17 AM (ZDUD4)
I thought it was funny. She asked me for Birth Cerificate, told her I didn't have one. So she asked if I had a passport and I gave her my german one. Hillarity ensued, because non of them had any idea how to enter that. I just stood there grinning and my daughter who was with me started giggling. Finally I asked her if she might want to see my Green Card. My daughter started laughing so hard, she had to walk away.
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 08:23 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:23 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 08:23 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2011 08:24 PM (9CM5J)
358 I'd actually put more on it being a class that is at 80% uninterested in Chemistry and only taking it because the college makes them.
Sex is chemistry, work it into the sylabus
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 08:24 PM (7EolK)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:09 AM (ZDUD4)
you think you hate it?
here is what i got from Grimmy today:
"I don't see any good things of this damn place
baby, what i have to see, I don't like
and I can't share it with you"
translation from Grimspeak: "I have seen senselessness and horror"
how do i know? because last deployment he never spoke of the bad things that he saw but he smiled sometimes when we skyped. Now he never smiles ever, and he looks sadder every day, now, than i have ever seen him look at home --except on the day we put down his fluffy little 20 yo cat that slept in his arms all the time.
i hate this goddman thing all with every single breath i take. But i have to smile and be cheerful, and remind him to sleep before he skypes me after the next mission (i want him to check right in but know its better he sleeps) then i tell him
"Have a good day at work, sweetie!" like everything's normal, because its so important to him.
have i told you i have afghan friends? That i have studied the region for 20 years? that i speak one of their languages? that i know what they do to their prisoners and hostages, especially the enemy soldiers?
i hate this fucking war so goddamn bad. but more than anything i hate the people who wont let us win it, and the people who refuse to study our enemy properly and assume they are just like us.
I know they are not.
And i know what they think of losers who wont fight for their tribe, give back as good as they get, and flinch when some hurt's inflicted on them. And you know who i am talking about--hes WAAY behind, leading.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 08:24 PM (QNeKQ)
Newton, Panthers lose to Dolphins 20-10
Cam Newton threw a long desperation pass that fell incomplete on the final play of the first half Friday night, and thatÂ’s the closest he came to reaching the end zone.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 08:24 PM (Y+DPZ)
Well yes, but that is not a legitimate excuse as far as my superiors are concerned. It's my job to make it interesting to all.
"Today we're going to study the process to synthasize Flunitrazepam!"
Posted by: Alex at August 19, 2011 08:24 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:25 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 20, 2011 12:19 AM (Y+DPZ)
So, the humidity hasn't affected your memory, kb! LMAO!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:25 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:27 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:28 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 20, 2011 12:24 AM (QNeKQ)
Years ago I was a democracy guy, the ME would sort its selfout.
today, I'm a pull back and if anyone gets upity, NUKE them and then fuck them.
fracking camel toes,
fuck with us and die(new motto)
Posted by: jake at August 19, 2011 08:29 PM (7EolK)
I was lucky. I had college kids who really wanted to be there (or were at least willing to put up with a whole lot of crap in exchange for a scholarship).
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2011 08:29 PM (9CM5J)
So, the humidity hasn't affected your memory, kb! LMAO!
The humidity in this part of the state isn't as bad as Miami, about the same on an August day in NJ where I grew up. Good thing I didn't live in Van Nuys or Woodland Hills, that's 105 degrees with the worst humidity in Southern CA
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 08:31 PM (Y+DPZ)
Guess who gets to walk the dog and change the cat litter?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2011 08:31 PM (9CM5J)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 12:27 AM (s7mIC)
Do like I did in either Kansas or Kentucky. Stand outside, look up and dare the shit to come near you. Believe me, I survived three tornados that rearranged my domiciles, all I ever did was look up and say "fuck it"
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 08:32 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 12:27 AM (s7mIC)
Well, you know, in the end and all that...
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:32 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:32 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:33 PM (ZDUD4)
So, the humidity hasn't affected your memory, kb! LMAO!
I've got wonderful memories of August in L.A. whenever a high pressure system picked up the moisture over the Gulf of California and my A/C wouldn't work for shit. Made me actually welcome the Santa Anas, at least no humidity even though the things usually gave me nasty headaches
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 08:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 20, 2011 12:32 AM (H/MnC)
Yeah, there was a reason I didn't want to move back to the midwest after I retired from the Navy. And snow. And no jobs for me. Actually, the only reason I would have gone back was for family, but I can always visit.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:35 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 20, 2011 12:24 AM (QNeKQ)
Years ago I was a democracy guy, the ME would sort its selfout.
today, I'm a pull back and if anyone gets upity, NUKE them and then fuck them.
fracking camel toes,
fuck with us and die(new motto)
Posted by: jake at August 20, 2011 12:29 AM (7EolK)
i have people i love like family from there.
those people arent all bad just like not everyone in LA is bad
or compton, or watts, or even New York City.
I would just be happy if they let us shoot first and make examples of people who drag civillians into firefights as human shields. I bet things change real quick. people stop doing what doesnt work
or as the old marine who raised me liked to say:
"Theres no better teacher than ouch!"
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 08:36 PM (QNeKQ)
Wow, raising my glass to you! Two family members teach middle school, one family member taught back when it was called junior high, and have I ever heard the horror stories!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 08:36 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: The Dude at August 19, 2011 08:37 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:32 AM (ZDUD4)
I look like a famous TV detective.
No not that one.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:38 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:39 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 08:39 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: Ben at August 19, 2011 10:20 PM (DKV43)
In Saint Petersburg this May, there were a great variety of Ukrainian restaurants, shows, music, etc. Except for the language, they pretty much could have been outtakes from Hee-Haw.
Posted by: lonely tumbleweed at August 19, 2011 08:40 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:41 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:42 PM (ZDUD4)
And Pixy, ya bastich, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!!
That is all.
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:43 PM (gAM8h)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:32 AM (ZDUD4)
Well, just picture me as a green eyed monster, cause for some reason I have dark green eyes in a family that produced only blue eyes
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 08:44 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:45 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2011 12:41 AM (7S1x+)
So, why DID they call him The Big Guy???
OK, that's it, I'm out this time for realz. Night roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE Of The Banned at August 19, 2011 08:45 PM (gAM8h)
Well, nite all! Have fun, and don't tear the place up too badly!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 19, 2011 08:46 PM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:46 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:47 PM (ZDUD4)
I am a good great wife. There was a silent auction and instead of insisting he buy some frou frou thing for me, I had him bid on a Phil Esposito autographed shirt and puck from his Hall of Fame induction (which happened to be the year we were married).
His favorite player was Bobby Orr, but he's still mighty pleased with his prize which we got for the minimum bid. (The Jimmer Fredette jersey was going for a small fortune, needless to say.)
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 08:48 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 20, 2011 12:39 AM (WRtsc)
yeah it does look like the heavy stuff is going to miss me after all.
I'm in the middle central part of St. Joseph, not downtown, just pretty much in the "middle".
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:48 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:49 PM (ZDUD4)
so you mean he wasn't wearing a 3-piece suit?
*shudder*
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 08:50 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: The Dude at August 19, 2011 08:50 PM (M8yfa)
When I was young I looked like Andrew McCarthy. Now I look like James May from Top Gear
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2011 08:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:51 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: tmi3rd at August 19, 2011 08:51 PM (WRtsc)
Yeah... some team in the midwest. lol
I remember when I first started watching hockey how confused I was to find most of them were related. Really, I'm convinced there's only like a dozen hockey families!
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 08:51 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2011 08:52 PM (7S1x+)
Posted by: The Dude at August 20, 2011 12:37 AM (M8yfa)
Best Buy got 200,000 of them to sell and has only sold 25,000 of them. But that doesn't count the returns which apparently there have been a lot of.
I wouldn't even piss on any type of computer that HP makes. Pieces of shit.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 08:56 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 08:57 PM (ZDUD4)
I not only designed this, I use it all the time.
Posted by: Summer Glau at August 19, 2011 08:57 PM (y1xZO)
just what I need, more tree branches on my roof
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 11:52 PM (s7mIC)
The first batch will help shelter the roof from the second.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2011 08:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:32 AM (ZDUD4)
ok... so what do i look like to you?
can you see my pointy pink rhinestone glasses and many cats lodged around me, in my absurdly long hair? am i ...dressed?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 08:59 PM (QNeKQ)
any suggestions?
(and none from War plz, thx)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 11:53 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2011 09:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 12:57 AM (ZDUD4)
Its a mess from them purchasing Compaq as far as I'm concerned, so yeah I think she oversaw that. Those computers were shit and from my friend's purchase of an HP mini-tower and its powersource frying after only a few months I'm certain they kept the Compaq production facilities.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:02 PM (GULKT)
How about, Professor looking for Mary Ann.
oh I like that one, I may use that one instead
That's very cute. And kinda hot.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 19, 2011 09:03 PM (lUmIL)
Well, I better go to bed, I am getting pretty soused and don't want to have to apologize again for stupid shit I am saying. So, all of you have a pleasant night.
Gute Nacht meine Schätzchen!!!!!!
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 09:03 PM (H/MnC)
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 09:03 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:03 PM (ZDUD4)
no, because there aren't any hawt chemistry chicks available
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:08 PM (s7mIC)
Oh, before I go beddyby, my son is listening to live Trace Adkins concert from his work, in tata Monterey. Maybe there is hope for CA
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 19, 2011 09:13 PM (H/MnC)
I'm here, just enjoying a captain and coke and watching thundercats.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:13 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:14 PM (ZDUD4)
I could never do one of those dating sites. I'd get stuck at over-thinking my profile. You're braver than me.
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 09:15 PM (5H6zj)
PG-13 and she flashes her tits at the end. Quite nice if I remember correctly.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 11:52 PM (GULKT)
And they were *great* tits. The girl might have reminded me of Ralph Machio, and I haven't seen that movie in like 20 years, but by God I will never forget those tits.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 01:08 AM (s7mIC)
Have you ever tried eHarmony? Mind you the initial exam takes over an hour to complete (I once did it for shits and giggles) but it's...exacting. And exhausting.
I also point out Soulgeek.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:20 PM (s7mIC)
Man yeah, those were an absolute perfect set of boobs in every way under the sun. They should be on mount fucking rushmore.
Posted by: Berserker at August 19, 2011 09:22 PM (FMbng)
sorry I'm not into cosplay or star trek conventions or the like
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:23 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 19, 2011 09:24 PM (lUmIL)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:24 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 09:25 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 01:20 AM (s7mIC)
Bad experience?
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Y-not hockey wife at August 19, 2011 09:27 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Berserker at August 20, 2011 01:22 AM (FMbng)
Fund it!
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:28 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 20, 2011 01:24 AM (ZDUD4)
well, this is going to sound incredibly selfish, but: I try to avoid women who already have kids, because I don't know if I want to deal with all the drama of stepchildren, baby fathers, etc., etc. People tell me I'd be great with kids, but honestly that is only because I'm only around them for an hour or two, max. If I were around kids 24/7 I think I would go crazy.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:28 PM (s7mIC)
sorry I'm not into cosplay or star trek conventions or the like
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 01:23 AM (s7mIC)
Geek chicks put out.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:28 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:28 PM (s7mIC)
(just kidding - I hope!)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:29 PM (s7mIC)
and thank you very much Oldsailor's Poet for your awesome headline suggestion
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:30 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:30 PM (4ixH5)
sorry I'm not into cosplay or star trek conventions or the like
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 01:23 AM (s7mIC)
I'd actully rather find a person that has tastes that are not exactly like mine. Sure one that does enjoy video games and sci-fi would be nice, but also someone that might actually broaden my interests actually sounds a lot better. I don't want to date myself.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:31 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 12:56 AM (GULKT)
yeah, HP has become the new Compaq. Still be kinda fun to fart around with their tablet though especially if the homebrew scene takes over (they've already started to mess around with it)
Posted by: The Dude at August 19, 2011 09:31 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:32 PM (ZDUD4)
Well, I think you're wise to try to avoid it.
I wish my dad had not hooked up with (and married) a woman with kids. I know that would have been hard to achieve at his age, but they've been nothing but trouble. My dad went from having his house paid off and no financial worries, to being unable to send my husband a $50 birthday check until his pension check cleared.
His wife is a spendthrift and her daughter is even worse. Plus, she got knocked up by some guy with a drug problem. They stupidly married. Then he got rough, so they divorced, but not before threats (involving guns) and restraining orders. Naturally the stupid bint was staying at my dad's house when this all went down.
We were not a perfect family and I'm not a perfect daughter, but I never did anything close to what this chick had been doing.
Basically, he married white trash and it ticks me off because now I have to worry about him. I bet my (zombie) mom is pissed off, too.
Posted by: Y-not hockey wife at August 19, 2011 09:33 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Y-not at August 20, 2011 01:25 AM (5H6zj)
Look around Detroit? Or maybe any of the other hockey hubs in the nation? Or what about just generic sports jerseys preservation?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:34 PM (GULKT)
Yeah, I'm finding kits online, but it sounds like you need to be careful to do it right.
I think I'll have my husband ask some of the folks around here. Lots of BYU fans and Jazz fans, so I imagine one of them must've had a jersey framed before. The framing is going to cost more than the shirt (because we got it well below the 'value').
Posted by: Y-not hockey wife at August 19, 2011 09:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 01:31 AM (GULKT)
It's one of the reasons I stopped going to lesbian nightclubs. I was there looking for poon and so was everyone else.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:37 PM (4ixH5)
Oh Y-not, did you see the troll insult you but then apologize?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:39 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 09:39 PM (5H6zj)
No. I was out all evening. Was it the usual one?
Posted by: Y-not at August 19, 2011 09:41 PM (5H6zj)
That scene from Just One Of The Guys where Ralph Machio gets his tits out.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2011 09:42 PM (GULKT)
I'm really sorry to hear about your dad, I know what it's like to have parents who have financial problems
I almost didn't buy this house because I thought I might need the money for them instead
ugh it really sucks
okay I'm really going to bed now
g'nite
Posted by: chemjeff at August 19, 2011 09:45 PM (s7mIC)
well, this is going to sound
incredibly selfish, but: I try to avoid women who already have kids,
because I don't know if I want to deal with all the drama of
stepchildren, baby fathers, etc., etc. People tell me I'd be great
with kids, but honestly that is only because I'm only around them for an
hour or two, max. If I were around kids 24/7 I think I would go crazy.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 20, 2011 01:28 AM (s7mIC)
At least you will know that she puts out, which is good to know.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 19, 2011 09:47 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Anita Perry at August 20, 2011 12:21 AM (9CM5J)
Mrs. Perry, are you trying to seduce me?
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at August 19, 2011 09:49 PM (8TZIw)
At least you will know that she puts out, which is good to know.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 20, 2011 01:47 AM (eKuOw)
She'll also have a vag like a wizard's sleeve.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:49 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 19, 2011 09:51 PM (ZDUD4)
Already tight as hell with occasional clenching.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 09:51 PM (4ixH5)
A few weeks ago in a movie thread I recommended THE MISSION from 1986.
Anyone see it?
Beautiful scenery, and Robert Deniro can act, believe it or not.
Posted by: soothsayer at August 19, 2011 09:55 PM (L2Ssy)
I saw that film years ago, but I don't remember too much about it. I think I was probably only in my early teens when I watched it, so I didn't appreciate everything that was going on.
And, yes, Robert De Niro can act, it's only over the last ten years or so that he's turned into a hack.
Posted by: Book Geek at August 19, 2011 09:53 PM (8TZIw)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 19, 2011 09:54 PM (lUmIL)
i am kinda wanting a snack but i gave my friend the last of the cobbler, leaving me only veggie burrito leftovers...
hmmm i wonder if its worth getting up for that?
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 09:54 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 20, 2011 01:54 AM (QNeKQ)
If you're wondering that about a good thing (e.g. food), the answer is probably "sadly, no." If you're wondering that about a bad thing (e.g. "will my almost-full bladder last 'til morning?") the answer is probably, "up-and-at-'em!"
Posted by: cthulhu at August 19, 2011 10:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 20, 2011 02:05 AM (kaalw)
yeahhhh i am thinking i am gonna stay here in bed with the cats and think skinny thoughts. i dont have a full bladder yet.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 10:10 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Berserker at August 20, 2011 02:07 AM (FMbng)
It's not their best album but it has some real winners on it.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 10:29 PM (4ixH5)
He's going to announce he's going full on softcore, isn't he?
It's like a beautiful dream come true.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 10:34 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 10:36 PM (4ixH5)
did we scare them off? seems like theres always lots of activity on the nights i knock out early.
Posted by: Gushka goes blue at August 19, 2011 10:43 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 19, 2011 11:13 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: viking at August 19, 2011 11:35 PM (gwqbE)
And then they have the occasional serious person on, like Amity Shlaes.
But this sucks. It's nearing the time of year where the interference from Mexican radio stations will overpower the local stations (I live on the border). In the summer, not so bad. Hell, the signal is practically clear. In the winter it's awful. It's just a lot of garbled static and Mexican voices and music. I think there are like three of those fuckers that crank their output the moment the FCC goes home for the evening. Like fucking clockwork, man, 5PM rolls around and suddenly there's some Mexican crank talking the local afternoon crank. Fuckers.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 11:43 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at August 19, 2011 11:50 PM (gwqbE)
I think there are others around the interwebz that stream it, but I haven't really looked.
I also must admit that I've grown somewhat fond of Mark Levin's show. I mean, the man has a face for radio and a voice that makes you want to strangle yourself, but I wake up to him in the evenings and...well...seems I've grown accustomed to his nasally shriek.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 11:54 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2011 11:56 PM (4ixH5)
If you go to Coasttocoastam.com they have a link to all the stations that carry the show and most of those stream live so you can get it for free.
Posted by: viking at August 19, 2011 11:59 PM (gwqbE)
Then he'll turn around and trash talk his callers for an hour.
Although the time he praised those lefty assholes from Whale Wars still has me baffled. Man, that shit was...startling.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2011 12:05 AM (4ixH5)
Danke.
I like free.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2011 12:06 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at August 20, 2011 12:08 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: mike at August 20, 2011 12:09 AM (/cyI7)
Posted by: The Dude at August 20, 2011 12:14 AM (M8yfa)
Tell me about it! I remember seeing that bullshit show once and couldn't believe what I was watching. Those people deserve all kinds of hurt.
Posted by: viking at August 20, 2011 12:15 AM (gwqbE)
Posted by: Mr Fever Head at August 20, 2011 12:41 AM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: viking at August 20, 2011 04:15 AM (gwqbE)
I'm surprised they haven't drowned after sinking their own boats.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2011 01:23 AM (4ixH5)
All those in favor of me posting links to pictures of my hairy back say aye!
AYE!
All those opposed to looking at pictures of my hairy back, say nay.
Polls will open for the next two minutes. After two minutes, the polls shall close.
Yay, democracy!
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2011 01:31 AM (4ixH5)
DEMOCRACY!
*Will post at later date*
Until then, enjoy this trailer for the new Ghost Rider movie directed by the filthy fucks what directed Crank.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2011 01:41 AM (4ixH5)
What freakin' idiot decided Nick Cage would be good for that role? Huh? Huh?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 20, 2011 02:07 AM (1+XRG)
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Posted by: Barney F at August 20, 2011 04:51 AM (XjzEc)
I havent seen any of this....YET...but I have noticed the mosquito population here in southrn Ohio looks like spec ops troopers on crack!
These puppies are BIG....normal sized mosqitos are itty bitty thingies....smoosh...their gone!...these big bastards come equipped with their own close air support, artillery, para-gliders and squad weapons...Im almost afraid to let me kids near the pool!
Started burning damp wood in an old grill and that seems to back them off, but DAYUMMMMM...gotta love the EPA's ban on DDT, huh? I read somewhere they banned it only because it did in fact kill these things dead...but then certain fish which may or not have depended on them started thinning out...FISH?...man, I love to fish as much as the next guy but malaria isnt on my list of shit to do this summer...ya know?and that a human could drink it and suffer no ill effects...Im not going to test that theory but shit...if it works, use it!!!!
Posted by: WhiteFalcon1 at August 22, 2011 05:42 AM (/y6Ep)
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