August 03, 2011
— Open Blogger Backpack contents: Half can of beans. 3 travel-size bottles of Scope. 1 tattered picture of Bo Derek ripped from a March 1980 Playboy. A mint condition Terry Bradshaw Jersey. Zero dignity. *
Dirty Tramp doing what dirty tramps do?
Or prophet foretelling the future of us all under The Won's economic policies?
And what's really going to furrow your brows?
When the hobos turn on your ideological enemy, how might that change the comfortable predator-prey relationship between AoS jackboot and lovable vagabond?
* I'm only guessing here. These are standard contents for a go-to-hell bag, right? I mean, I don't have this stuff in my bag.
Seriously, stop fingering your hobo-gigs.
That's not my bag.
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Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 03, 2011 08:13 AM (c45xH)
Now would be a good time to re-start that civility thing.
Posted by: corporate jet at August 03, 2011 08:13 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:13 AM (sFD5n)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 08:14 AM (qiOph)
If hobos became our ideological enemies: Aren't they already?
Posted by: joncelli at August 03, 2011 08:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama
Unless her name was Thumbelina or she was heading downstairs at the time, it wasn't us.
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 08:15 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 03, 2011 08:15 AM (c45xH)
Hobo with a Shotgun??........The Citizen Kaine of deranged hobos with a shotgun movie!!
Posted by: Hill Country Texan at August 03, 2011 08:15 AM (W9HiJ)
Posted by: Jocassee at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (+xjLy)
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (sFD5n)
Posted by: joncelli at August 03, 2011 12:14 PM (RD7QR)
Not exactly. Our relationship is - how to say - symbiotic.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (qiOph)
It's a Ten!
Seriously, the Aussies have a better sense of what to put in survival kits.
IIRC, it is also recommended that Aussies have enough food-stuffs for at least 3 to 6 weeks.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 08:16 AM (pdCUF)
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:18 AM (sFD5n)
"What’s really happening here, and I hope it is sinking in out there in the heartland, is that the government of the United States is declaring one half of the population criminal. Not just wrong. Not just misinformed. Criminal. After all, isn’t that what terrorists are? Enemies of the state? It hardly needs saying that this is always the first step toward outlawing beliefs or parties by tyrannical regimes – declaring them criminal."
What's next? Bounties?
Posted by: Truman North at August 03, 2011 08:18 AM (K2wpv)
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 08:18 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at August 03, 2011 08:19 AM (0M3AQ)
2. Rummage around in Michelle's garden for an easy snack
3. Take afternoon siesta on Barry's putting green until drunk wears off.
4. Fertilize garden before heading back to the street.
Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2011 08:21 AM (/ZZCn)
we may be forced to ally ourselves with the filthy hobo horde in order to defeat the even filthier and nastier pinko-hippie horde.
in my pack: booze, cigarettes and Slim Jims - because it pays to be prepared.
Posted by: Sgt. Batguano at August 03, 2011 08:21 AM (jdOk/)
How do you have half a can of beans? Half a can! Do they come with recloseable lids now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2011 08:21 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 03, 2011 08:22 AM (Vdd8W)
Sorry, but what exactly is the topic of this tread?
There's topics? Since when?
Bag essentials: Spare stompy boots, extra riding crop, the Glock, spare clips, bottle of Chanel no. 5 and a flint.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 08:22 AM (VtjlW)
I wonder how much koala jerky that works out to.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 08:22 AM (pdCUF)
Bag essentials: Spare stompy boots, extra riding crop, the Glock, spare clips, bottle of Chanel no. 5 and a flint.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 12:22 PM (VtjlW)
I'm smitten.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 08:23 AM (qiOph)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 08:23 AM (gTGz3)
in my pack: booze, cigarettes and Slim Jims - because it pays to be prepared.
Food of the gods, my friend, food of the gods.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2011 08:23 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 12:16 PM (pdCUF)
Tomorrow (but, of course, it's tomorrow in Kenya already ...)
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:24 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 08:25 AM (VtjlW)
Tomorrow (but, of course, it's tomorrow in Kenya already ...)
So it's NOT always a day away! Annie, you lying bitch....
Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 08:25 AM (gTGz3)
Forgive the blasphemy, but Tricia never did much for me (I saw her during Season 2 of Burn Notice). Perhaps I've been spoiled by a 90's-era Shannon Tweed?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 08:26 AM (9hSKh)
Obviously put out of work by all the new Dodd-Frank restrictions on pay.
And driven mad by all the talk of how evil Wall Street people are.
I bet he simply wanted to ask Obama for a few bucks. After all, he is raining millions for his campaign.
What's a guy to do if he has no money and needs a Red Bull?
Posted by: Marcus at August 03, 2011 08:26 AM (CHrmZ)
So it's NOT always a day away! Annie, you lying bitch....
Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 12:25 PM (gTGz3)
She's a ginger ... duh!
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:27 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at August 03, 2011 08:27 AM (0M3AQ)
Posted by: Jean at August 03, 2011 08:28 AM (t5Klv)
How do you have half a can of beans? Half a can! Do they come with recloseable lids now?
Posted by: Count de Monet
That's what that extra sock is for, when you're not cleaning car windows.
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 08:29 AM (326rv)
He was just trying to get in the same way Obama let him out last visit.
Posted by: Marcus at August 03, 2011 08:29 AM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at August 03, 2011 08:29 AM (0M3AQ)
Posted by: Mob at August 03, 2011 08:30 AM (JJYis)
Posted by: Speller at August 03, 2011 08:31 AM (J74Py)
Further supporting my theory that AoS Moronism is hereditary.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 03, 2011 08:31 AM (ignDe)
Put that baby up for auction on eBay and the guy could have camped out at the WH for months - years even - on the proceeds.
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:32 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2011 08:33 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jean at August 03, 2011 12:28 PM (t5Klv)
You will rule in the post apocalyptic society gone mad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2011 08:33 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 03, 2011 08:33 AM (5C6KX)
There go this year's gains.
Remind me how this compound interest thing is supposed to work again?
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 08:33 AM (pdCUF)
It would be worth Every.Single.Cent for a pic of a moron standing next to JEF, holding two fingers behind Jugear's pointy head.
I'll go first. Here's a dollar and some purse lint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2011 08:34 AM (UOM48)
"Homeless man jumps fence at White House"
Why does the White House have a fence. I thought they were supposed to be useless for keeping people out. Isn't that why we don't have one on the Southern border?
Posted by: Matt at August 03, 2011 08:35 AM (vJUsG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2011 08:36 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Fred at August 03, 2011 08:36 AM (hVGDL)
Why does the White House have a fence. I thought they were supposed to be useless for keeping people out.
Out? It's to keep the inmates in.
Posted by: Speller at August 03, 2011 08:37 AM (J74Py)
It's 110 outside today. We're closing the shutters in our big front window to keep the AC from working overtime.
Just wanted you to know we weren't being antisocial.
Posted by: Michael Smith at August 03, 2011 08:37 AM (2Oas0)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 12:31 PM (jx2j9)
From the genius at The Atlantic: "In other words, after two years of recovery, not a single key broad measure of the economy has actually recovered."
And this implies what? Think it over; we'll wait ... { * taps foot * }
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:38 AM (0AClR)
The AoSHQ Style Guide would like you to use the term "boned".
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 08:38 AM (pdCUF)
Freedom in jeopardy you say? Hmm. Do you have any Lindsey Lohan news?
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 08:38 AM (jx2j9)
Stompy boots? Chanel no 5? Glock?
Ok, I'm on topic now. I'm focused like a laser. I found my special purpose! I'm, uh....whoa, stompy boots?
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:38 AM (sFD5n)
Remind me how this compound interest thing is supposed to work again?
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 12:33 PM (pdCUF)
When we keep fomenting unrest, our overlords would like to interest us in one of their compounds ... amirite?
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:40 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2011 08:40 AM (4q5tP)
Why does the White House have a fence. I thought they were supposed to be useless for keeping people out.
It's difficult to explain why I started choking like that. Worth it though.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 08:41 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at August 03, 2011 08:41 AM (0M3AQ)
Ok, I'm on topic now. I'm focused like a laser. I found my special purpose! I'm, uh....whoa, stompy boots?
Forget the damned stompy boots.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 08:43 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: RJ at August 03, 2011 08:43 AM (QjrRF)
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:43 AM (sFD5n)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 12:43 PM (9hSKh)
You're just saying that because you have them.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 08:43 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: RJ at August 03, 2011 08:44 AM (QjrRF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 03, 2011 08:45 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2011 08:46 AM (Fw2Gg)
Forget the damned stompy boots.
Here are the boots everybody should covet.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 12:43 PM (9hSKh)
Hermes? Don't you have to take shots to get rid of that crap? I don't want boot with Hermes in them. Not unless they make duck tape strength feet condoms.
Posted by: Havedash at August 03, 2011 08:46 AM (sFD5n)
Remind me how this compound interest thing is supposed to work again?
Through economies of scale. If you invested in a DJIA index fund, then you should be ahead year-to-date because of the enormous volume of trading. This strategy, however, only works if the right people are investing in the stock market. When greedy Wall Street fatcats get in, it disrupts the balance. This is why Dodd-Frank is so important. It takes into account the Dogs of the Dow and keeps the beagles from breeding with the Yorkies.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 08:47 AM (gTGz3)
Posted by: all-caps conniption brigade at August 03, 2011 08:47 AM (gQLr2)
Seriously, the Aussies have a better sense of what to put in survival kits.
A case each of Fosters and Vegemite.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2011 08:48 AM (71Fka)
What is urgently needed, or people will die, is another catchy slogan!
Just think, in a little more than a month, the summer of recovery will be a year old! We should plan a party.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 08:50 AM (jx2j9)
I am ... I am ... I am ... I am ...
the luckiest hobo ... the luckiest hobo ... the luckiest hobo ... the luckiest hobo ...
in all the world ... in all the world ... in all the world ... in all the world ...
Posted by: White House's White Hobo at August 03, 2011 08:50 AM (0AClR)
From the genius at The Atlantic: "In other words, after two years of recovery, not a single key broad measure of the economy has actually recovered."
And this implies what? Think it over; we'll wait ... { * taps foot * }
I'll take "The Bush Recession® was a LOT worse than anyone thought" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2011 08:52 AM (71Fka)
Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2011 08:53 AM (FcR7P)
Hermes? Don't you have to take shots to get rid of that crap? I don't want boot with Hermes in them. Not unless they make duck tape strength feet condoms.
LOL. There have been quite a few people on YouTube who did Let's Plays of God of War 3 where when they got to the part where you encountered Hermes, they deliberately mispronounced his name "Herpes".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2011 08:54 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: The Lefty Chorus at August 03, 2011 08:54 AM (FcR7P)
I am calling it a "Satan Sandwich".
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 03, 2011 08:54 AM (0f7gD)
I'll take "The Bush Recession® was a LOT worse than anyone thought" for $500, Alex.
Why does everyone keep asking me for money?
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 08:55 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: logprof, American Liberation Front at August 03, 2011 08:55 AM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Marcus at August 03, 2011 12:50 PM (CHrmZ)
Who Gets Eaten and Why might have a longer sales run ...
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:56 AM (0AClR)
And this implies what? Think it over; we'll wait ... { * taps foot * }
I'll take "The Bush Recession® was a LOT worse than anyone thought" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
For the next category Alex, I'll go with fuckers who act smart and think that they can make climate models that prove that mankind is parboiling the earth but who can't figure out the scope and nature of the economic problems that they swore that they understood.
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 08:56 AM (326rv)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2011 08:57 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2011 12:57 PM (Hx5uv)
You could nail it to the door too...that works.
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2011 08:59 AM (X6akg)
And this implies what? Think it over; we'll wait ... { * taps foot * }
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 12:38 PM
Un
Precedent
Ed!
Posted by: backhoe, Hobbit tea-roar-ist of Doom at August 03, 2011 08:59 AM (rFdqZ)
If I ever get a paradigm I like, I'm going to anil that sucker to the door.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2011 12:57 PM (Hx5uv)
"anal", "nail" or "nail anal"? please advise ...
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 08:59 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 09:00 AM (qiOph)
FIFY
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 03, 2011 09:00 AM (0f7gD)
A Nancy Pelosi sex doll (shaven).
120 hour Obama speech compilation.mp3
Ground turkey.
Dreams of My Father on tape, narrated by Susan Estrich
Bud Lime
Posted by: Jimmah at August 03, 2011 09:01 AM (TfRqk)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 03, 2011 09:01 AM (lbo6/)
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 09:03 AM (326rv)
Posted by: 80sBaby at August 03, 2011 09:03 AM (o2lIv)
Nous sommes tous Hobos maintenant.
(Remember, the "H" is silent in French, so that makes us all Oboes, and yes, we've been played!)
Posted by: runningrn at August 03, 2011 09:03 AM (jfHyQ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army
What does the nasssty Bagginses got in its pocketses?
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 09:04 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2011 09:04 AM (zsvKP)
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 01:03 PM (326rv)
The latter, because you dropped and stepped on your beer goggles ...
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 09:04 AM (0AClR)
Posted by: rockmom at August 03, 2011 09:04 AM (lSyyU)
Thank God the Republicans got this fracking deal done before Barry's big B-day. We wouldn't want His Royal Hindend inconvenienced by having to work on his b-day.
I can't believe that there are still idiots that support this empty suit. Unbelievable.
Posted by: runningrn at August 03, 2011 09:04 AM (jfHyQ)
Posted by: 80sBaby
Will they cover the forking over of the cash?
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 09:05 AM (326rv)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 09:06 AM (qiOph)
Nobody expects the Potomac Inquisition !!
"Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the PopeTea Party, and nice red uniforms—oh damn!"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 03, 2011 09:06 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lady Ga Ga at August 03, 2011 09:06 AM (4q5tP)
Will they cover the forking over of the cash?
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 01:05 PM (326rv)
They'll be discreet and have a money dance.
Posted by: Lady Ga Ga at August 03, 2011 09:08 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank (and beans) at August 03, 2011 09:09 AM (0AClR)
"We have negotiated with terrorists," an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. "This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money
I'm quite sure that he will become enraged the next time JEF tells Israel to negotiate with Fatah.
Or,
So how does he feel about JEF offering to talk with Iran without any pre-conditions?
Posted by: Jihobbitist Tealiban (whatever the Hell else I am) at August 03, 2011 09:10 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Government Motors at August 03, 2011 09:10 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Barky the Stuttering Clusterfuck at August 03, 2011 09:10 AM (qiOph)
Posted by: Barky the Stuttering Clusterfuck at August 03, 2011 01:10 PM (qiOph)
Bah. Every liberal has one of those.
Posted by: joncelli at August 03, 2011 09:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Justin Bieber at August 03, 2011 09:13 AM (4q5tP)
Bah. Every liberal has one of those.
Posted by: joncelli at August 03, 2011 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Mine's bigger.
Posted by: Barky the Stuttering Clusterfuck at August 03, 2011 09:13 AM (qiOph)
Good grief, the heat has made everyone here drive like Joe Biden talks.
I saw more near misses today than in a normal month.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 03, 2011 09:14 AM (XdlcF)
"This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money
For varying amounts of "anything".
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 03, 2011 09:16 AM (XdlcF)
Good grief, the heat has made everyone here drive like Joe Biden talks.
I saw more near misses today than in a normal month.
Yeah. I had to run a quick errand for work today and nearly got hit three times in four blocks. Only three of those were my fault.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 09:18 AM (VtjlW)
That just has to be unconstitutional!
Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 09:18 AM (0AClR)
"They were like cannibals, eating their own party and leaders alive. They were like vampires, draining the country’s reputation, credit rating and compassion. They were like zombies, relentlessly and mindlessly coming back again and again to assault their unnerved victims, Boehner and President Obama. They were like the metallic beasts in “Alien” flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out of Boehner’s stomach every time he came to a bouquet of microphones."
At least were not gay Twilight vampires prancing through the woods to find our true love.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2011 09:18 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 03, 2011 09:19 AM (FkKjr)
Ahhhhh horseshit. You're a woman driver. It's always your fault.
Posted by: Barky the Stuttering Clusterfuck at August 03, 2011 09:19 AM (qiOph)
Posted by: tcn at August 03, 2011 09:19 AM (MYiUn)
I'll take "The Obama Depression" for $1000, Alexthechick.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 03, 2011 09:20 AM (0f7gD)
Posted by: Amy Winehouse at August 03, 2011 09:20 AM (lbo6/)
For varying amounts of "anything".
Posted by: Mama AJ
If the stupid party wasn't quite so stupid, it would replay this and talk about how much money WILL be spent, after being adjusted for inflation and terrorism. Repeat it. "This is the fiscal sense of the Dem party. This is their definition of 'impossible'. Does this match the definition of impossible that your family faces?"
But again, we're the Stupid party.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 03, 2011 09:20 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Amy Winehouse
I've got one for Rep Giffords. Do I let fly? Say yea or nay.
Posted by: Blue Hens' inner demons at August 03, 2011 09:22 AM (6rX0K)
Or is that great squishy mass in the middle just too dumb, too ill-informed, too low-information, too reliant on feelings, too in love with His winning smile, too unaware of anything at all as regards taxes, spending, cause and effect, demographics, etc., etc., etc.?
The MFM is in absolute overdrive trying to prop the bastid up right now. What will it finally take to expose his nekid-ness?
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 03, 2011 09:23 AM (4sQwu)
Posted by: Obama voter at August 03, 2011 09:25 AM (0f7gD)
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind
Methinks I have an idea.
Posted by: Pres. Malomar Kadaffy addressing the UN at August 03, 2011 09:28 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Larry Dickman at August 03, 2011 09:29 AM (O0Wa5)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 03, 2011 09:29 AM (2tTzd)
They were like the metallic beasts in “Alien” flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out of Boehner’s stomach every time he came to a bouquet of microphones.
Never thought I'd hear MoDo say something this flattering about the TeaParty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2011 09:30 AM (71Fka)
Jeez, you sound just like that woman who caught me smelling her hair in line at Tim Hortons this morning.
Drat. You. To. Heck. Now I want Timbits like burning.
*adds daily Timbit runs to tasks for Department of Stomping minions*
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 09:32 AM (VtjlW)
You wait in line? I'd have figured you for taking to the drive-thru in a Cougar HE ... and anyone already in the lane suffers the consequences.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 09:33 AM (pdCUF)
Drat. You. To. Heck. Now I want Timbits like burning.
*adds daily Timbit runs to tasks for Department of Stomping minions*
Posted by: alexthechick
Didn't think of you as a hair sniffer. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Ima Thief at August 03, 2011 09:33 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: rockmom at August 03, 2011 01:04 PM (lSyyU)
Damn, all mine ever brings me is a youngin to babysit and a bill that she needs help paying.
Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2011 09:33 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 03, 2011 09:34 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: dagny at August 03, 2011 09:40 AM (ovmsi)
Every sunday I actually have to remind son #3 (age 7) that if we sit behind a teenage girl in mass he should NOT smell her hair. This is included in "Things I never thought I would say".
Posted by: dagny at August 03, 2011 09:42 AM (ovmsi)
Every sunday I actually have to remind son #3 (age 7) that if we sit behind a teenage girl in mass he should NOT smell her hair.
True story: In last 2001, a friend of mine and I were attending Mass in St. Patrick's in NYC. It was all lovely and very moving and suddenly from right behind us we both heard the most amazing Aussie accent as the congregation was doing a reading. Some subtle neck craning and there, two rows back, was this drop dead gorgeous Aussie guy. We spent the rest of Mass trying to ogle him while not going directly to hell for doing so while in church.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 09:49 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2011 09:55 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Justin Bieber at August 03, 2011 01:13 PM (4q5tP)
Who knew! John Edwards is commenting under a Bieber sock!
Posted by: runningrn at August 03, 2011 09:56 AM (jfHyQ)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 03, 2011 10:01 AM (O0Wa5)
Posted by: Errol at August 03, 2011 10:01 AM (d2AYO)
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Posted by: Major T. J. Kong at August 03, 2011 10:05 AM (GTbGH)
Yeah, well, not for you anyway.
But lucky you! You get to pay for it.
Posted by: 1idvet at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (xUxh3)
Figizt eh fr you, mate.
Posted by: K. Richards at August 03, 2011 10:15 AM (raxYt)
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: dagny at August 03, 2011 01:40 PM (ovmsi)
Sorry, I just assumed all morons knew about those. My favorite thing to bring to a BBQ. Everyone loves them. Thanks for reminding me, I am headed out to the local produce market later and will pick up some jalapenos.
Posted by: rockmom at August 03, 2011 10:32 AM (lSyyU)
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Posted by: rightlysouthern at August 03, 2011 11:57 AM (sWZyc)
We have the same running list of things I never thought I would ever have to say for our four year old. The latest entry: "Please don't stick your baloney in my face..."
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Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 08:13 AM (qiOph)