May 19, 2011

Pardon me, sir, do you have any DOOM?
— Monty

DOOOOM

That expensive college degree is looking more and more like a waste of money to a lot of people. There are a lot of problems in America's higher-ed system: some regulatory, some financial, some cultural, some demographic. The main problem (I think) is that too many kids are going to college because they view it as a ticket to a better job -- but as a jobs-training program, a college education fails more often than not, and it's an expensive failure at that. And there's a horrible amount of malinvestment of human labor at work there -- many young people invest 12 years of primary and six years of secondary (or more) into schooling, meaning that they are often in their mid to late 20's before even entering the jobs market...only to find that their 18+ years of education were -- well, not exactly wasted, but rather misdirected. Whatever marginal gain in earning power the college degree gives them is offset by the debt and time loss they incurred just getting the degree in the first place. Yet American parents and children both seem absolutely bent on a college education, the costs be damned.

I sure wish I had $787B to piss away. The only thing the "stimulus" did was "stimulate" the size and reach of the federal government (and throw money at insolvent states, who promptly squandered it).

Yet another economic Pollyanna says, "We can grow our way out of it!" No, we can't. GDP growth over the next decade is likely to be flat or at best a half-percentage point or so higher each year -- the chances of a major spike in GDP are not good, and thus it is irresponsible to plan on them. (The writer of the article says that if only we could cure Alzheimer's disease, diabetes, and cancer, Medicare would be just fine. Well, I'd be happy if we cured those diseases too, but I see no evidence that a cure for any of them is close. Therefore it seems...ill advised...to plan Medicare spending as if cures are right around the corner.) America can certainly grow quickly if certain measures are taken -- reformation of the Byzantine tax code, and shrinking both our national debt and the size of both federal and state governments -- but this is a project measured in decades, not years. And we do not have decades to get our financial house in order; we may not even have a single decade. Put more simply: we can surely hope for the best, but we must plan for the worst.

Another point about "curing" diseases: many chronic diseases have very effective treatments (e.g., cancer and diabetes), but these treatments are incredibly expensive. Hence the skyrocketing cost of medical care as a person ages. "Cures" for these conditions, even if discovered, would likely be incredibly expensive also -- and would simply pave the way to other age-related ailments as people live longer and longer. Until we perfect a technology to prevent aging entirely, increasing age is going to mean increasing medical costs -- there's no magic bullet to remove that cost.

Paul Ryan's budget plan is not sufficient to solve our financial problems, but it is a necessary first step because it directly addresses the main driver of our spending: entitlement costs. But the resistance to any sort of entitlement reform is growing, and the Democrats, predictably, are rolling out the "Paul Ryan wants to kill granny!" ads.

The EU default that dare not speak its name. The EU and ECB are in an odd position: it's obvious that Greece (and probably Ireland and Portugal) are going to default at some point. It's pretty much a mathematical certainty at this point. Yet the ECB is terrified of what a Greek default will mean to the Euro project -- it would expose the incompetence and flawed assumptions that have been part of the Euro project from the very beginning. This is why they seem bound and determined to shovel good money after bad -- not to "save" the Greeks, but to avoid embarrassment (and also to prevent German and French banks from taking huge haircuts on their Greek debt-holdings). I think the next step in this ridiculous melodrama is when the maturity of Greek bonds are extended for some arbitrary period -- a "soft default" that can be glossed by the ECB. It won't work, but it'll be yet another sign that the ECB is bending to the inevitable.

Veroniqe de Rugy has a good piece on how and why we suck at financial modeling and forecasting. (A lot of the problem is that when numbers get as large as the ones the government is throwing around, the discussion leaves the world of real things and enters the land of theory, probability, and statistics -- all areas where "exact" carries a far different meaning than it does in the real world.)

Los Angeles, home of the boned: LA wants to issue $1.35 billion in debt to cover pension costs. A juicy bit:

The Chief Administrative Officer recognizes that the investors may not be willing to purchase the Notes given the market’s skepticism of the City’s credit rating. In last year’s offering, the underwriters “ate” $252 million of notes that they were unable to sell.
Investors are waking up to the miserable condition of many cities' finances, and muni bonds are going to suffer because of it.

[UPDATE 1]: Skyrocketing food prices turning hedge-fund managers into survivalists.

[UPDATE 2]: Obama figures America is so flush with cash that we can forgive Egypt's debt. To foster democracy, and we all know that the Muslim Brotherhood is all about the democracy.
I find your soul...quite tasty.


Posted by: Monty at 05:19 AM | Comments (238)
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1 That cat is two days early isn't it?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 19, 2011 05:21 AM (FkKjr)

2 God that cat looks evil, just like those evil Repugs who want to push granny over the cliff.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 05:24 AM (M9Ie6)

3 Whatever happened to those Grey Poupon ads?  I always liked those ads (even if I never cared for Grey Poupon).

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:25 AM (4df7R)

4 Read that link about L.A. and the first thing I thought of was who is going to buy them, as the gov program has expired IIANM.

Followed the link and the headline there said the same thing.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 05:26 AM (M9Ie6)

5 That cat looks like Scorpius from Farscape.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:26 AM (4df7R)

6 More boning:

Satellite images reveal alarming speed Pakistan is rushing to finish weapons-grade nuclear reactor
Although the U.S. has provided Pakistan with $20 billion in military and economic aid since September 11, 2001, it has been said that there is 'no explanation' as to how Pakistan are paying for the latest reactor.

Great to know we have such keen-eyed eagles in the highest echelons of our government keeping watch over its gates. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 19, 2011 05:26 AM (9hSKh)

7 AAA credit ratings don't mean what you think they mean

Posted by: Moody's at May 19, 2011 05:26 AM (K2wpv)

8 That is a very DOOM worthy cat.
 
It makes me want to stock up on ammo.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2011 05:27 AM (ENKCw)

9 Re the sidebar item on that Senate vote over offshore drilling.  'Any explanation of why these Republicans voted against it?

Every Senate Democrat voted against the motion to proceed along with five Republicans: Sens. Jim DeMint (S.C.), Mike Lee (Utah), Richard Shelby (Ala.), Olympia Snowe (Maine) and David Vitter (La.).

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2011 05:27 AM (pW2o8)

10 DSK officially quit the IMF, but not before goosing it one last time

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 05:28 AM (wuv1c)

11 The doom is following pretty much like I anticipated except that so far the Republican House has been disappointing.

I predicted max doom if we did not take at least house of congress, a doom halting of the hole digging if we did take the House, and perhaps a doom reversal if we took both houses by some miracle.

Well we took the House, but so far we have not stopped the hole digging. The 2012 allocations and the debt ceiling vote will tell us how that will work out.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 05:29 AM (M9Ie6)

12 Read that link about L.A. and the first thing I thought of was who is going to buy them, as the gov program has expired IIANM.

I've been listening to those Adam Corolla podcasts that Ace and RDBrewer are always posting, I didn't realize that LA was such a craphole.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 05:30 AM (wuv1c)

13 11 DSK officially quit the IMF, but not before goosing it one last time

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 09:28 AM (wuv1c)

What does it say about me that every time I see "DSK," my first thought is "North Korea" (DPRK), not "Dominique Strauss-Khaaaaaaaaan!"  (insert Shatner bellow as needed)?

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:31 AM (4df7R)

14 The pussy scares me.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 19, 2011 05:32 AM (pr+up)

15 From Monty's Forbes link --
 
Sustained 5% real economic growth is achievable if we do the following things: 1) eliminate the corporate income tax, the capital gains tax, the death tax, and the Alternative Minimum Tax; 2) make the current personal income tax rates permanent; 3) enact H.R. 1638 to stabilize the U.S. dollar; 4) repeal ObamaCare; and, 5) adopt a reasonable regulatory regime, including freeing up U.S. conventional energy production and reforming the FDA, which has become a major impediment to medical progress.  This should be the RepublicansÂ’ “Plan B”.
 
I gotta say that sounds real good as a plan. So it could never happen, at least while Dear Reader is in charge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2011 05:33 AM (ENKCw)

16 I didn't realize that LA was such a craphole It's a weird town. I like LA a lot, I've got some good friends who live there, and if I had to live anywhere in that screwed-up state, it would be in LA. But LA is a microcosm of California as a whole: deep into the welfare-state mentality but running out of ways to pay for it. The infrastructure is starting to decay, old businesses are relocating (or closing up entirely), new businesses aren't even starting up, and the floodtide of illegals has depressed the low end of the job market to such an extent that you can actually make more money off of welfare and food stamps than you can working. LA is not a lefty fantasyland like San Francisco (which is just as boned), but it does exhibit the various psychoses of California quite well. It's a shame, because as I say, I really like that town.

Posted by: Monty at May 19, 2011 05:34 AM (/0a60)

17 The pussy scares me. Posted by: dananjcon at May 19, 2011 09:32 AM (pr+up) That's why women really rule the world

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 19, 2011 05:34 AM (i6RpT)

18 So Barky's gutsy call to drill baby, drill lasted all of, what, five days?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 19, 2011 05:34 AM (fsGgs)

19 That cat picture made me piss my soul.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 19, 2011 05:34 AM (W7Ddq)

20 The pussy scares me.

Me too.

Posted by: Robert Pattinson at May 19, 2011 05:35 AM (FkKjr)

21 The pussy scares me.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 19, 2011 09:32 AM (pr+up)

As well it should.....

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 05:36 AM (VuLos)

22 "You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end." mrs. slocombe

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 05:36 AM (eOXTH)

23

Los Angeles, home of the boned: LA wants to issue $1.35 billion in debt to cover pension costs.

Pensions for public workers are exactly the type of expenditure that you wouldn't want to borrow to cover.  They offer zero return to the city.  It would make as much sense for L.A. to borrow the money to flush it down a toilet.

However, I'm sure Mayor Vivalaraza has a plan for repaying the bonds.  The legion of illegal aliens attracted by L.A.'s sanctuary city status should form a nice, healthy tax base. It had better, since the few productive citizens who are left in the city are packing up to move to Texas. 

Si se puede, indeed.

Posted by: Cicero at May 19, 2011 05:38 AM (Txl/u)

24 I teach Finance, which has traditionally been on of the more employable fields.   But even though I teach some advanced classes that are open to only our better students (I get to pick who gets to get into the class), these "better students still seem to have problems getting jobs. 

Part of it seems to be a lack of foresight on the students' part - they expect that the college will find them a job (I know, actually they expect to get one through interviews with our placement office).   However, for these jobs, they're competing with not just their peers at my school, but with everyone else, too.  It's a reasonable assumption on their part - after all, didn't "Mommy" and "Daddy" get tthem what they needed until now?

The smart ones get the picture when they're sophomores (usually when I get a hold of them in the hallway and give them the facts of life).  If they're smart, they shoot for an internship between junior and senior year (even a crappy one) - this sets them apart.  Then, they try for a better internship at a major firm between junior and senior year.   Then, they send out about 200 resumes in the first month of their senior year (most students don't realize that the  hiring cycle at good companies gets played out very early in the school year).

It's a lot of work, but if they do the grunt work, they're usually fine. 

Of course, most are lazy bastitches, and they don't take my advice.  But they're scrambling in April of their senior year and still without a job a month from graduation.  

Posted by: RightWingProf at May 19, 2011 05:38 AM (UOcNk)

25 What we need are higher and higher job-killing taxes.The wonderful welfare state democrats demand it!

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 19, 2011 05:38 AM (0fzsA)

26 OK, I answered my own question.  Here's what the NOLA press are reporting Vitter's rationale to be: 

Vitter said he opposed the measure, which in most respects tracked bills passed by the Republican House, because he said it didn't go as far as the House bills in opening new tracts along the Atlantic and Pacific coasts and in the eastern Gulf for drilling. It also included a provision that would have gone beyond current Interior Department regulations and required exploration plans to have containment response provisions that had been reviewed by a third party.

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2011 05:38 AM (pW2o8)

27

Oh, have any of your seen reports concerning Obama's MAJOR middle east speech today?

I've read that he's going to ask that Egypt's debt be forgiven.

 

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 05:39 AM (wuv1c)

28 16 The pussy scares me.

It should.

Posted by: The Pussy at May 19, 2011 05:41 AM (UOM48)

29

Question, why should the next head of the IMF be a European?

I don't understand why we allow Europe to have so much undeserved power.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 05:41 AM (wuv1c)

30 24 "You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end." mrs. slocombe

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 09:36 AM (eOXTH)

An Are You Being Served? reference?  And it's not even 10am?  Applause are warranted!

*effusive applause!*

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:41 AM (4df7R)

31 Doom Patrol.

I like this logo better, don't you?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 19, 2011 05:41 AM (PLvLS)

32 mwr

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 05:44 AM (eOXTH)

33

Oh, have any of your seen reports concerning Obama's MAJOR middle east speech today?

I've read that he's going to ask that Egypt's debt be forgiven.

 Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 09:39 AM (wuv1c)

I've heard that rumor, too.  And if it happens, I will be FURIOUS.  The man makes me furious all the time anyway, but I am talking about incandescent, white hot, pig's-blood-bathtime-ala-Carrie kind of fury.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:44 AM (4df7R)

34 I'm stockpiling my incandescent fury.  You won't be able to get any in 6 months.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 05:45 AM (VuLos)

35 "You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end." mrs. slocombe

Posted by: phoenixgirl

Loved that show. Watched it growing up. part of my sunday night routine. and I was able to read it in her voice too. Top quality comedy there.

*Applaudes with MWR*

and the doom gets better and better Monty. Keep up the yeomans work.

Posted by: Unicorn Vendor at May 19, 2011 05:46 AM (fPOY0)

36 I regret to inform the American people that I have been unfaithful to my wife.  On several occasions I have engaged in a 3-way in the oval office with my 2 mistresses, Rosy Palms and Rosy Scenario.

Posted by: King Barry at May 19, 2011 05:46 AM (/Mla1)

37

damn where did I put that sock-B-gone?

*looks around*

Posted by: todler at May 19, 2011 05:47 AM (fPOY0)

38 unicorn i loved that show....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 05:48 AM (eOXTH)

39

The pussy scares me

You have no idea.

Posted by: Barny's Frank at May 19, 2011 05:52 AM (pr+up)

40

Oh, have any of your seen reports concerning Obama's MAJOR middle east speech today?

I've read that he's going to ask that Egypt's debt be forgiven.

I'm also going to ask they don't behead, castrate or declare jihad on the US until after the 2012 election...


Posted by: Barack "Louis XVI" Obama at May 19, 2011 05:52 AM (136wp)

41 Remember all those economy episodes of Are You Being Served? I bet we'll be there soon. Except for the elites who will have the secret electric fire in their offices.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 19, 2011 05:53 AM (MyByM)

42 31

Question, why should the next head of the IMF be a European?

I don't understand why we allow Europe to have so much undeserved power.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 09:41 AM (wuv1c)

Because they are soooo fabulousy Metro!

Posted by: Barack "Louis XVI" Obama at May 19, 2011 05:54 AM (136wp)

43 I've always thought of Obama as the 'Brewster's Millions' president.. Old movie with Richard Pryor where he inherits 300 million, but in order to pocket it.. He needs to blow throw 30 million in 30 days.. and no one can know about it.. Obama is saying shit like he's trying to fix things when he seems to be secretly fucking things up even more..

Posted by: Dave C at May 19, 2011 05:54 AM (Xus7V)

44 "Pensions for public workers are exactly the type of expenditure that you wouldn't want to borrow to cover.  They offer zero return to the city.  It would make as much sense for L.A. to borrow the money to flush it down a toilet." You never, ever take out loans to cover payroll. This is even worse, since pensioners don't work.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 19, 2011 05:55 AM (AZGON)

45

The pussy scares me

I want to know what Honey Badger thinks about the pussy...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 05:55 AM (136wp)

46 Where do I get in line to start pushing old people over a cliff?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 19, 2011 05:55 AM (48U87)

47 Remember all those economy episodes of Are You Being Served? I've got the entire run of that series on DVD. Love that show. Mollie Sugden (Mrs. Slocombe) was a comic genius. And though the guy who played Mr. Humphries did the "gay" thing a bit broad, he was pretty great too. (The show really went downhill after Trevor Bannister (Mister Lucas) left the show.)

Posted by: Monty at May 19, 2011 05:57 AM (/0a60)

48 51 Where do I get in line to start pushing old people over a cliff?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 19, 2011 09:55 AM (48U87)

Well, you could take a job as a bus driver in NJ hauling the seniors down to Atlantic City. Skid on the GSP and go off a bridge. Just make sure to jump before hand.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 05:57 AM (136wp)

49

Posted by: Unicorn Vendor at May 19, 2011 09:46 AM (fPOY0)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 09:48 AM (eOXTH)

And of course when talking about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy (*cough*), how can we leave out a discussion of her neighbor, Mr. Ackbar?

MRS. SLOCOMBE: [on the phone] Hello, is that Mr. Akbar? Mrs. Slocombe here, your next door neighbour. I wonder - would you do me a little favor? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter box... and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 05:58 AM (4df7R)

50

MRS. SLOCOMBE: [on the phone] Hello, is that Mr. Akbar? Mrs. Slocombe here, your next door neighbour. I wonder - would you do me a little favor? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter box... and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 09:58 AM (4df7R)

LOL at work, you, you...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 05:59 AM (136wp)

51 "I regret to inform the American people that I have been unfaithful to my wife.  On several occasions I have engaged in a 3-way in the oval office with my 2 mistresses, Rosy Palms and Rosy Scenario." Callista and I are making a movie about this; I am very familiar with this nuanced subject matter and the trials of infidelity.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 19, 2011 06:00 AM (AZGON)

52 12 Vic: If we can get 63+ solid Senators, nothing very bad ever passes in Congress again. That's where we should be committing a sizable amount of our effort.

Posted by: SurferDoc at May 19, 2011 06:00 AM (4e77w)

53 i loved that show....

Posted by: phoenixgirl

Yeah, used to watch it, Hello, Hello, Monty Python, The Young Ones, and 120 every Sunday night growing up.

Not to go all OT.

And I agree about the degrees being over-rated. Especially with so many soft ones given for womyns studdies, underwater basket weaving, some repressed minority study, art, etc.  The hard science degrees make sense, but even then in an effort to make the students "more rounded" we had to take the BS social and fluff classes. I never got why an engineer had to take a course in art history. it's not like we're goign to design a robot to paint.

Altho my art prof did get mad when I pointed out a couple of things in the "masterpieces" were technically unfeasable, or would have been more stable if moved to the other side of the table. LOL

Posted by: todler at May 19, 2011 06:00 AM (fPOY0)

54

Zerohedge notes Japan's ecomomy nominally collapsed over 5% Q1 and with commodity pullback Bernanke and Japan are poised to print trillions.

Which will have investors running to Sterling, Francs, Yuan, Pesos, ...

With oil stocks, corn stocks, rice stocks tight and getting tighter look for Arab spring,  Asian summer, Mediterranean fall, ...

Posted by: gary gulrud at May 19, 2011 06:01 AM (/g2vP)

55

LOL at work, you, you...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 09:59 AM (136wp)

Who, meee?  I'm an innocent angel!  O

Just one more from me, because this is quite possibly my favorite Mrs. Slocombe exchange:

MRS. SLOCOMBE: I won't forget being thrown flat on my back by a landmine. And the German Air Force was responsible.
MR. LUCAS: All the other times she was flat on her back, the American Air Force was responsible.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:01 AM (4df7R)

56 61 Even the spambots are aware of impending catastrophe: they show up here earlier and earlier, licking their chops in anticipation of the DOOM that will engulf us all.

Posted by: ya1daup at May 19, 2011 10:01 AM (/h8IG)

I had noticed that, too! 

Skynet has become self-aware... and it's selling knockoff Air Jordans at bargain basement prices.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:03 AM (4df7R)

57

MRS. SLOCOMBE: [on the phone] Hello, is that Mr. Akbar? Mrs. Slocombe here, your next door neighbour. I wonder - would you do me a little favor? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter box... and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

Posted by: MWR

Coffee, monitor, damn you.

Posted by: todler at May 19, 2011 06:04 AM (fPOY0)

58 I can't believe I never heard of Are You Being Served!  I love British humor and use to watch a lot of their shows but somehow, I missed that one. What years did it run here?

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 06:05 AM (VuLos)

59 Until we perfect a technology to prevent aging entirely, increasing age is going to mean increasing medical costs -- there's no magic bullet to remove that cost.
________

CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW!

Posted by: Anachronda at May 19, 2011 06:07 AM (6fER6)

60 We'll know Doom has arrived when spambots begin posting their own threads. "Christian Louboutin Bought by Fiat Currency and Air Max, but mostly Air Max" --R. M. Lace Wigs

Posted by: George Orwell at May 19, 2011 06:07 AM (AZGON)

61 "I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be strokin' it for the rest of the evening." mrs. slocombe

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 06:08 AM (eOXTH)

62 Got an email about Bingaman's Muni Bond Market Support Act. That's the one seeking to increase to the annual limit on BQMB's to $30 m from $10m.

Talk about DOA and boned. Ha. HaHa. PFFFFFFFFFT!

Posted by: Marcus at May 19, 2011 06:08 AM (x/dFu)

63 Two drivers of the University Bubble:

Excessive subsidization by the gummint.

Employers being forbidden to use IQ tests as a criterion, and therefore using a bachelor's degree as a proxy (which as we all know is now useless in that regard).

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2011 06:09 AM (BP6Z1)

64 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 10:08 AM (eOXTH)

OK. It's a little early for that discussion.

Posted by: Marcus at May 19, 2011 06:09 AM (x/dFu)

65 tami '75 to '85

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 06:09 AM (eOXTH)

66 Zerohedge notes Japan's ecomomy nominally collapsed over 5% Q1

Zero Hedge is too fucking stupid to take notice of that little earthquake and tsunami which hit Japan in the last quarter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 19, 2011 06:10 AM (fsGgs)

67 What years did it run here? First run was way back in the late 1970's on PBS here in the States. But it was a fixture on PBS for years and years afterward (though you usually had to stay up until midnight to see it). The DVD editions are great because they include interviews with the stars and what not. Another good "britcom" series was Dad's Army. I loved Lance-Corporal Jones. ("Cold steel! The fuzzy-wuzzies, they don't like it up 'em!")

Posted by: Monty at May 19, 2011 06:11 AM (/0a60)

68

"I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be strokin' it for the rest of the evening." mrs. slocombe

The BBC got away with this in the mid-70s. by the way.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:12 AM (B+qrE)

69 64 I can't believe I never heard of Are You Being Served!  I love British humor and use to watch a lot of their shows but somehow, I missed that one. What years did it run here?

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 10:05 AM (VuLos)

Oh, it's priceless!  You have to check it out.  It was a 1970's series, I believe, but it runs on PBS all the time in various markets.  I love Fawlty Towers and Monty Python and all the rest of the Britcoms, but Are You Being Served? is hands down the best.  The only other series that comes close, IMO, is the latter three series of Blackadder.

Would you look at me going all OT?  I apologize, everyone!  It's just nice to inject a little humor into the DOOM, ne? 

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:12 AM (4df7R)

70 The biggest problem the Ryan plan faces is that Boehner and friends are reluctant to even adopt it as an initial negotiating position.  Even if they did what would we get in the end?  Promises of a small reduction in the rate of growth of the deficit some years in the future?

Posted by: Bob Muff Cabbage Saget at May 19, 2011 06:14 AM (F/4zf)

71 Greek Restructuring Rejected by ECB Officials in Clash With EU Politicians

European Central Bank officials ruled out a Greek debt restructuring, clashing with political leaders over a solution to the sovereign financial crisis.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 19, 2011 06:14 AM (9hSKh)

72 Thanks phoenixgirl and Monty.   I'm going to look for the DVD's of it.  I remember Dad's Army...funny show.   

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 06:14 AM (VuLos)

73 An Obama appointee would fall for the Nigerian Kenyan E-Mail scam even faster and with less of a promised payoff.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 19, 2011 10:12 AM (OWjjx)

FIFY

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 06:14 AM (136wp)

74

The BBC got away with this in the mid-70s. by the way.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 10:12 AM (B+qrE)

That and SO MUCH MORE.

I still use, "I'm freeeee!" in everyday conversation.  Some people look at me like I've got a third eye, but a lot of folks will laugh right along with me.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:14 AM (4df7R)

75

I've read that he's going to ask that Egypt's debt be forgiven.

Because we don't want the Muslim Bortherhood worrying about debt service.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:15 AM (B+qrE)

76

The alternative is a third world head who would promptly send the money to the former head of the Nigerian Central Bank in exchange for soon to be wire transferred 100 gazillion Dollars U.S., after they exchange e-mails.

That's why they should just put the Nigerian Princes in charge of the IMF from the get-go, after taking out a HUGE Lloyd's of London insurance policy on the EU economy.  Win-win.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:17 AM (4df7R)

77 who backs llyod's?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 06:17 AM (eOXTH)

78 When is TOTUS scheduled to give his vaunted ME speech, btw? 

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:18 AM (4df7R)

79

who backs llyod's?

Gingrich:  LITERATI!!!!

Paul:  JOOOOOOSSSS!!!!

Me?  I think it's the Potter trolls, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:19 AM (B+qrE)

80 84 who backs llyod's?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2011 10:17 AM (eOXTH)

The Illuminati.

(Shhh, don't tell!)

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:19 AM (4df7R)

81

MWR, I prefer Keeping Up Appearances.

Two words:  Onslow's car.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:21 AM (B+qrE)

82 "85 When is TOTUS scheduled to give his vaunted ME speech, btw?" That depends on when President Shady Scheme can be lured from the putting green. Usually a pair of menthol Kools gets his attention.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 19, 2011 06:22 AM (AZGON)

83

Investors are waking up to the miserable condition of many cities' finances, and muni bonds are going to suffer because of it.

Monty: But if the Commiecrats keep jacking up confiscatory taxation and killing the market otherwise, might that make muni bonds still (relatively) attractive?

Thanks again for your informative financial posts.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:23 AM (ujg0T)

84 Why not let Greece pay off its debts in Gyros and honey balls?

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 06:23 AM (wuv1c)

85 That ain't no cat --that's Pazuzu!

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2011 06:24 AM (BP6Z1)

86 "The world needs many, many more graduates with degrees in Transgendered Latina Lesbian Studies ... ... (to keep us in our tenured professorships with the sweet, sweet benefits commensurate with our profound knowledge)"

Posted by: the siren call of Big Education at May 19, 2011 06:26 AM (oGcbb)

87

Why not let Greece pay off its debts in Gyros and honey balls?

That would require actual work, capitalist pig-dog.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:26 AM (B+qrE)

88 But if the Commiecrats keep jacking up confiscatory taxation and killing the market otherwise, might that make muni bonds still (relatively) attractive? That which cannot be repaid, will not be repaid. When you buy debt from a city like LA or San Francisco, or from a country like Greece (or, dare I say, America) keep that in mind. When you buy debt, you need to ask yourself what prospects of the bond-issuer are over the term of the bond -- and California is boned in all three terms: short, middle, and long. No one is paying market-driven interest rates now due to governmental fuckery, but at some point the market is going to force an uptick in rates to offset the risk of holding the debt. When that happens, many cities and states are going to find themselves frozen out of the bond markets.

Posted by: Monty at May 19, 2011 06:26 AM (/0a60)

89 My big fat Greek bond default.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 19, 2011 06:27 AM (AZGON)

90

Would you look at me going all OT?  I apologize, everyone!  It's just nice to inject a little humor into the DOOM, ne? 

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 10:12 AM (4df7R)

I found the listing for it on my PBS (I haven't watched PBS in years!).  This is great....I'm about to be housebound for a while and now I'll have something new to watch.  Thanks!

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 06:28 AM (VuLos)

91

That which cannot be repaid, will not be repaid.

I hear printing presses....then again, you are right, "repayment" in devalued dollars is the same as no repayment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:28 AM (ujg0T)

92

No one is paying market-driven interest rates now due to governmental fuckery, but at some point the market is going to force an uptick in rates to offset the risk of holding the debt. When that happens, many cities and states are going to find themselves frozen out of the bond markets.

i.e., the mother of all corrections:  DOOM.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:28 AM (B+qrE)

93

at some point the market is going to force an uptick in rates to offset the risk of holding the debt.

And at that point, the bond prices plummet, so holders of them are boned...yah, we are pretty much boned either way.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:29 AM (ujg0T)

94

MWR, I prefer Keeping Up Appearances.

Two words:  Onslow's car.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 10:21 AM (B+qrE)

Oh my gosh, YES.  It had completely slipped my mind!

"The boo-KAY residence, lady of the house speaking!"

And the early years of One Foot in the Grave were priceless as well.

"I don't be-LIEVE it!"

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:29 AM (4df7R)

95 96 My big fat Greek bond default.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 19, 2011 10:27 AM (AZGON)

Put a little Windex on it, it'll be fine.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:30 AM (4df7R)

96

I found the listing for it on my PBS (I haven't watched PBS in years!).  This is great....I'm about to be housebound for a while and now I'll have something new to watch.  Thanks!

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2011 10:28 AM (VuLos)

You're welcome! 

Just one more reason why PBS needs to get off the public teat..  Between Sesame Street and Britcoms, they'd be rolling in the ad-based dough.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:32 AM (4df7R)

97 I never thought municipal bonds were worth a shit to begin with.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 06:32 AM (M9Ie6)

98

I never thought municipal bonds were worth a shit to begin with.

Suzi Ormann is not pleased with this statement.

I have a sister who watches her show, not religiously or anything, and Suzi apparently has all her money in Muni's, or so she has claimed.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 06:33 AM (wuv1c)

99

I never thought municipal bonds were worth a shit to begin with.

Other than tax sheltering, they weren't / aren't. But tax sheltering is a reality for many people. Even people of relatively modest means could get into muni bonds, unlike some other tax shelters, which require lots of up-front capital.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:34 AM (ujg0T)

100 I have a sister who watches her show, not religiously or anything, and Suzi apparently has all her money in Muni's, or so she has claimed.

She is a damn fool then.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 06:34 AM (M9Ie6)

101 You know what show I loved when it started here in America?

Who's line is it anyway?

Posted by: momma at May 19, 2011 06:36 AM (penCf)

102

 have a sister who watches her show, not religiously or anything, and Suzi apparently has all her money in Muni's, or so she has claimed.

She is a damn fool then.

Indeed. She's also a misandrist lesbian.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 06:37 AM (wuv1c)

103

Suzi Ormann is not pleased with this statement.

I have a sister who watches her show, not religiously or anything, and Suzi apparently has all her money in Muni's, or so she has claimed.

Back in the day, 30 years ago, Suze was a hottie. Too bad she was/is a dyke.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:37 AM (ujg0T)

104 53 51 Where do I get in line to start pushing old people over a cliff?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 19, 2011 09:55 AM (48U87)

Well, you could take a job as a bus driver in NJ hauling the seniors down to Atlantic City. Skid on the GSP and go off a bridge. Just make sure to jump before hand.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 19, 2011 09:57 AM (136wp)


Old Person: "why is our driver wearing a parachute?"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2011 06:38 AM (pdRb1)

105 People of California; why so glum?  You've got Jerry Brown now, so buck up and savor the tasty moonbeams!

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2011 06:39 AM (GwPRU)

106

... I can't believe I never heard of Are You Being Served!  I love British humor and use to watch a lot of their shows but somehow, I missed that one. What years did it run here?

Popular back in the early 90's for sure, my wife, MIL still watch the re-runs on PBS. I'm going to guess orig aired UK during the late 80's, it seemed to be newer than The Young Ones.

Which by the way, were the bomb, especially when MTV played them on Sunday nights.  Now I have the boxed set, but watching them still takes me back.

 


 

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at May 19, 2011 06:39 AM (qL20/)

107 So, Monty, is it time to get back into real estate yet? Never try to catch a falling knife, but if the Commiecrats and RINOs are going to unleash stagflation, whether deliberately or by incompetence.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:39 AM (ujg0T)

108 This is not DOOM, but it just might make you cry.

Boy Who Lost Arms, Legs Bowls

Posted by: momma at May 19, 2011 06:41 AM (penCf)

109 Plus - ObamaCare waivers for Nancy Pelosi's uber-rich district! 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 19, 2011 06:41 AM (0fzsA)

110

MSNBC Rosy Headline Of The Day: "Fewer people applied for unemployment benefits last week for the second straight week, suggesting that a slow recovery in the job market is continuing."

But then two sentences later, we find this intersting nugget: "The Labor Department said Thursday that applications for benefits dropped 29,000 last week to a seasonally adjusted 409,000. The four-week average, a less volatile measure, rose slightly to 439,000, the sixth straight increase."

So, the moving average is showing six straight monthly increases in initial unemployment claims ... yet MSNBC's lead paragraph characterizes what is happening as a "slow recovery in the job market."

This is fucking journalistic malpractice and our country is being done a huge disservice by this Obama cock-sucking in the media.

When six straight monthly increases in initial claims for unemployment are characterized by the fawning media as a "slow recovery in the job market" then really what further use do we have as a society for the news media?

We all know they're in the tank ... but at least in the past they could make a plausible claim to unbiased journalism. But they're not even trying to cover up their cock-sucking now. Not even attempting to disguise it. It's incredible.

Posted by: someguy at May 19, 2011 06:41 AM (iIQ0a)

111 But tax sheltering is a reality for many people.

I have never understood the urge for legal "tax sheltering". Most regular people who have double incomes fall in the 30% tax category range. The average rate of return on a muni used to be around 1% to 1.5%. So asume you make $1.50 per $100 investment in munis tax free. Now instead of a muni you buy a $100 in a stable/safe utility stock that pays 5% so you get $5 minus 30% in taxes or $3.50.

People yelled at me for paying off my home mortgage after 8 years and losing my "income tax deduction". I got my mortgage during the Carter years 13.75% on "set-aside" money which I had to pay 6 points for up front. No income tax deduction came close to offset. Pay $6,000 in interest to save $1800 in taxes.

The only "tax shelters" I have seen that actually save you money are the illegal ones or the ones where you are able to write off money you were going to spend anyway.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 06:41 AM (M9Ie6)

112

Momma, the bit "who"s line" was so much better. That would have me in tears.

and now a game called "the worlds worst...."

Posted by: todler at May 19, 2011 06:41 AM (fPOY0)

113

People of California; why so glum?  You've got Jerry Brown now again, so buck up and savor the tasty moonbeams!

Tell me about it. I just rode into work on a trolley full of winos and bums where it wasn't full fo commuters, to my "green planner" day job. Ugh. If there was just some way to invest and retire early....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:44 AM (ujg0T)

114

Fewer people applied for unemployment benefits last week for the second straight week, suggesting that a slow recovery in the job market is continuing."

By my estimate, this "slow recovery" has been slowly recovering itself for the last three years.  And that's just the RECOVERY.  The actual economic downfall that the recovery is meant to recover hasn't even been touched yet.  It's just laying there, drumming its fingers on the ground and wondering when the Recovery Tortoise is going to get its act in gear and start recovering.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 06:47 AM (4df7R)

115 So, Monty, is it time to get back into real estate yet? Real-estate is regional (really, it's local). So if you really know what you're doing, you have some money to throw around, and you're willing to accept a lot of risk.... There are some good deals to be had now, but there's also still a lot of denial on the part of the sellers who bought at peak and don't want to realize the (inevitable) loss. I personally think that both commercial and residential real-estate have a ways to fall yet. But there are always opportunities.

Posted by: Monty at May 19, 2011 06:49 AM (/0a60)

116 from link:

The ECB comedy show continues. Jean-Claude Trichet went ballistic and walked out of a meeting over Jean-Claude Junker's use of the terms re-profiling and "soft restructuring".

Adding to the tenseness, huge infighting is in progress over who will replace Dominique Strauss-Kahn who just resigned as IMF chief. Some suggest outgoing ECB president Jean-Claude Trichet.

How about we try this - no hyphenated names and while I am strangely Ok with the name Jean -- Jean-Claude is euro for Billy-bob.

Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2011 06:51 AM (WkuV6)

117 Momma, the bit "who"s line" was so much better

The thing about British comedy is that I can't understand anything they say.  I have a hard time understanding anyone with an accent.

Posted by: momma at May 19, 2011 06:52 AM (penCf)

118

If Beelzebub had a cat...that would be it.

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 19, 2011 06:53 AM (FIDMq)

119 McConnell refuses to whip vote on Republican 2012 budget

A number of undecided votes over there because the plan is controversial.
We need more conservatives in the Senate.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 19, 2011 06:55 AM (CLYmB)

120

MSNBC Lying Headline of the Day: "Home Sales Dip Shows Slow Housing Recovery"

See, when there's a DROP in home buying activity ... NBC News says that's a "recovery."

Lead paragraph: Fewer Americas purchased previously occupied homes in April. And while activity among first-time homebuyers increased and foreclosure sales declined, those factors weren't enough to signal a recovery in the weak housing market.

Headline: Slow Recovery Happening!

Story: No evidence of a recovery.

Unbelieveable. They're not even trying to make it plausible any more. They're just out and out lying in their headlines hoping people won't read or comprehend the actual story right underneath it.

Posted by: someguy at May 19, 2011 06:56 AM (iIQ0a)

121

Fewer people applied for unemployment benefits last week for the second straight week, suggesting that a slow recovery in the job market is continuing.

When claims go back up next week, the AP or whoever will pretend this sentence and the kajillionty like it from previous uttereances never existed.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 06:56 AM (B+qrE)

122

there's also still a lot of denial on the part of the sellers who bought at peak and don't want to realize the (inevitable) loss.

I don't think it is denial, so much as it is:

1. A stagflation bet. Of course, to break even as the dollars devalue is still a loss.

2. Inertia. So many people (including myself) are "underwater", but so long as we have our jobs and keep making our mortgages, we stay put. Where are we going to go, if the banks won't loan us for a new home anyway? And what are we going to do--"Short sell" and have our forgiven mortgage debt counted as massive taxable income?

3. Attachment. Homes, especially personal homes, but even rental property, have sentimental value for an owner, or even a landlord, that ordinary stocks and bonds do not.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 06:59 AM (ujg0T)

123 It's a good time to live in a house with very fertile soil.

OT, but that China link in the sidebar deserves its own thread.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 06:59 AM (piMMO)

124

MeredILF Whitney trumps Suze Orman any day...personnel costs will drown the cities.  From my experience, personnel costs are inundating the DoD budget--there was another article in the WSJ about kicking out one of the legs of the nuclear triad--my money would be on nuke-capable bombers.   

RightWingProf...are you on the Yahoo! page?  I think I need some career advice....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2011 07:00 AM (DPM1U)

125 "126 McConnell refuses to whip vote on Republican 2012 budget A number of undecided votes over there because the plan is controversial. We need more conservatives." I keep warning you about how radical your plans are. Buy my series on DVD to learn fresh solutions for 21st century conservatives. Brought to you by Tiffany.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 19, 2011 07:01 AM (AZGON)

126

So, the moving average is showing six straight monthly increases in initial unemployment claims ... yet MSNBC's lead paragraph characterizes what is happening as a "slow recovery in the job market."

This is fucking journalistic malpractice and our country is being done a huge disservice by this Obama cock-sucking in the media.

When six straight monthly increases in initial claims for unemployment are characterized by the fawning media as a "slow recovery in the job market" then really what further use do we have as a society for the news media?

We all know they're in the tank ... but at least in the past they could make a plausible claim to unbiased journalism. But they're not even trying to cover up their cock-sucking now. Not even attempting to disguise it. It's incredible.

Posted by: someguy at May 19, 2011 10:41 AM (iIQ0a)

 

The MFM is lying through its rotten teeth to make things look better for Barry? I'm shocked, shocked...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2011 07:02 AM (1Jaio)

127 People yelled at me for paying off my home mortgage after 8 years and losing my "income tax deduction". I got my mortgage during the Carter years 13.75% on "set-aside" money which I had to pay 6 points for up front. No income tax deduction came close to offset. Pay $6,000 in interest to save $1800 in taxes.

Good for you Vic - my plan is to pay off my mortgage early too

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:06 AM (7mSYS)

128

Pay $6,000 in interest to save $1800 in taxes.

Vic, you obviously have no grasp of 21st century mathematics.

Next you'll tell me that it is better to straight up own something than to be in debt for it.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 07:09 AM (B+qrE)

129

Eh, why worry. Apparently Judgment Day is the 21st, the beginning of the end.

"Thank you for calling and sharing...." (nasal gravel monotone)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:09 AM (ujg0T)

130

From an article today in Houston Chronicle's chron.com:

"(Houston) Mayor Annise Parker announced a deal with the police pension system on Wednesday that will allow the city to defer $17 million in contributions in the coming fiscal year so it can save 273 jailers' jobs and not take police officers off the streets to guard inmates.

The city also can defer $8.5 million in police pension contributions for fiscal year 2013. But it must pay the pension back at 8.5 percent interest by July 2015.

The city plans to sell the current police headquarters at 1200 Travis to pay back the pension system and help finance construction of a new headquarters."

http://tinyurl.com/63pnoky

So instead of slashing salaries of overpaid city workers and/or cutting lavish pensions, the City of Houston is kicking the can down the road by deferring pension contributions (again) and selling off the people's assets to fund the inflated salaries and bloated pension plans. Incredibly reckless city financial management is being praised as a "triumph". This will not end well.

Posted by: Mook at May 19, 2011 07:10 AM (K/Ke4)

131 Next you'll tell me that it is better to straight up own something than to be in debt for it.

We've got to spend money to keep from going bankrupt!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at May 19, 2011 07:11 AM (7mSYS)

132 Posted by: Mook at May 19, 2011 11:10 AM (K/Ke4)

You're just a hater because the mayor is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Stupid Libtard at May 19, 2011 07:14 AM (7mSYS)

133

I know we have a lot of creative M&Ms out there.  Have y'all heard about the Powerline Prize

The Power Line Prize of $100,000 will be awarded to whoever can most effectively and creatively dramatize the significance of the federal debt crisis. Prizes will also be awarded to the runner-up and two third-place finishers.

Total prize money is $125,000.

I propose something involving Wicket and a Honey Badger. 

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 07:16 AM (4df7R)

134

Mayor Annise Parker announced a deal with the police pension system on Wednesday that will allow the city to defer $17 million in contributions in the coming fiscal year so it can save 273 jailers' jobs and not take police officers off the streets to guard inmates.

Typical.  Hey--if don't do x we'll do really painful y instead of less painful z.

$17 million for a city that size can certainly be found in cuts rather than deferring at 8.5% interest.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 07:16 AM (B+qrE)

135 17 From Monty's Forbes link --
 
Sustained 5% real economic growth is achievable if we do the following things: 1) eliminate the corporate income tax, the capital gains tax, the death tax, and the Alternative Minimum Tax; 2) make the current personal income tax rates permanent; 3) enact H.R. 1638 to stabilize the U.S. dollar; 4) repeal ObamaCare; and, 5) adopt a reasonable regulatory regime, including freeing up U.S. conventional energy production and reforming the FDA, which has become a major impediment to medical progress.  This should be the RepublicansÂ’ “Plan B”.
 
I gotta say that sounds real good as a plan. So it could never happen, at least while Dear Reader is in charge.Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2011 09:33 AM (ENKCw)     Regretably, that plan B is WAY too" radical" and "extreme" for most GOP as well . Freedom, capitalism and liberty being very fringe concepts in the Pension Fund of America. Can you envision Speaker Cryin John pushing that Plan B?  me neither.

Posted by: Its Morning in the Pension Fund of America at May 19, 2011 07:18 AM (K/USr)

136 #138. Maybe they can transfer some of those new drainage fees to the pension funds. My newly implemented drainage fee will be approximately $10.00 a month. Funny that a person who lives in a million dollar property can be assessed less than someone living in a 90k property.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2011 07:20 AM (T8iAI)

137 I'm sitting on a 3.875% 15 year on a San Francisco condo.  The total mortgage is $220xxx, my HELOC is 2.99% with about $35,000 on it.  Condo appraised, last year during re-fi, at $650k.  Upstairs condo owner and I put in an astonishingly beautiful backyard (friend asked if we do weddings) for $12k, so I'm probably at $700K value now.   Could pay off both loans next year.  Probably won't because I'm considering buying a single-family, detached house with garage in Alameda (though I want to keep my SF digs).

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:20 AM (dZ756)

138 @Monty,

The Muslim Brotherhood has been touted by many as a power in Egypt, but I will defer to Daniel Pipes, who thinks that the military will continue to run Egypt for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:20 AM (LH6ir)

139 Economic Bubble Alert:
LinkedIn Shares Go Through The Roof at IPO

How do companies like that make money?  Sheesh.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:21 AM (7mSYS)

140

Next you'll tell me that it is better to straight up own something than to be in debt for it.

Posted by: Circa (insert Year Here) at May 19, 2011 11:09 AM (B+qrE)

But I intend to pay off my debt with inflated dollars in the future not with the current dollars I need right now to buy more ammo, weapons, survival equipment, and farmland.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:22 AM (yrGif)

141 @ 147 - great resource for data mining, like FB.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:22 AM (dZ756)

142
LinkedIn Shares Go Through The Roof at IPO

How do companies like that make money?  Sheesh.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 11:21 AM (7mSYS)

Sometimes perception is reality (or close enough for tech bubble work).

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:24 AM (yrGif)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:24 AM (7mSYS)

144 You're just a hater because the mayor is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although gay doesn't enter into it, we just completed an interesting mayoral election in Jax. The first Dem in 20 years and the first ever African-American. He won by 1600 votes against a Republican with very strong name recognition and a pretty stellar reputation.

Duval County is very Republican yet his success came from campaigning in the primarily poor black neighborhoods in the city. A reporter asked a timid question of a voter yesterday and the gentleman, a black gentleman, clarified for her "You mean because he's black?!" he continued "Yeah! that was a big part of it. Usually I just sit at the house and don't really care." (pp).

Things are not so different from 2008 as you might expect.

I thought yesterday that Jax voters might be the perfect little microcosm of the electorate as a whole.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:24 AM (piMMO)

145 145 I'm sitting on a 3.875% 15 year on a San Francisco condo.  The total mortgage is $220xxx, my HELOC is 2.99% with about $35,000 on it.  Condo appraised, last year during re-fi, at $650k.  Upstairs condo owner and I put in an astonishingly beautiful backyard (friend asked if we do weddings) for $12k, so I'm probably at $700K value now.   Could pay off both loans next year.  Probably won't because I'm considering buying a single-family, detached house with garage in Alameda (though I want to keep my SF digs).
  Warning young Robinson - housing prices in SF may contract. My guess is they already have in Alemeda. As broader America reduces costs, high cost areas will lose paying customers.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 19, 2011 07:24 AM (Q5+Og)

146 149 @ 147 - great resource for data mining, like FB.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 11:22 AM (dZ756)


Are you saying that LinkedIn sells its profile data?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:25 AM (7mSYS)

147 Suttmeier Dude: Housing Market Still Stucks

I purchased my home well before the bubble and it is now valued at less than what I paid for it. After 10 years of payments, I have no equity at all.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:25 AM (piMMO)

148

But I intend to pay off my debt with inflated dollars in the future not with the current dollars I need right now to buy more ammo, weapons, survival equipment, and farmland.

Which just goes to show the perverse incentives of Obamunist stagflation. Inflation favors the borrower, but it is something you must do carefully....likewise, investments are channeled into either tax hedges or precious metals, away from possible productive companies.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:25 AM (ujg0T)

149 Alameda used to be a nice place to live 33 years ago when I was out there. No telling what it is like now.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:26 AM (M9Ie6)

150 When six straight monthly increases in initial claims for unemployment are characterized by the fawning media as a "slow recovery in the job market" then really what further use do we have as a society for the news media?

Those coupons for the local grocery store gotta go somewhere, might as well be in the newspapers that ain't worth reading.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 19, 2011 07:26 AM (XyjRQ)

151 145
Probably won't because I'm considering buying a single-family, detached house with garage in Alameda (though I want to keep my SF digs).
Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 11:20 AM (dZ756)

We stayed in Alameda during our visit to Alta California last week. I had never visited there thirty years ago, but now it looks like one of the better-kept parts of the Bay Area. Plus it comes with its own moat (no alligators, though).

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:26 AM (FcKXR)

152 SFGoth wow you have an awesome interest rate for your mortgage - yeah that is a tough call, I don't know if I would pay off my mortgage either in your shoes, esp. considering the still inflated SF housing market

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:27 AM (7mSYS)

153 #155: It looks like Suttmeier is betting on a deflationary recession/depression, rather than stagflation. I don't think the Obamunists will go down so quietly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:27 AM (ujg0T)

154 161 #155: It looks like Suttmeier is betting on a deflationary recession/depression, rather than stagflation

That is not a bet I would take (deflationary recession/depression). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 19, 2011 07:28 AM (9hSKh)

155 Forgive Egypt debt?  The US is the biggest debtor in the history of the Universe, it is our debt that should be forgiven.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 19, 2011 07:28 AM (IXLvN)

156 One other thing on home prices in CA. Last year I checked my old neighborhood in Castro Valley. These were 1950s era houses on postage stamp size lots. They were going for $550/sq ft.  This is supposedly AFTER the drop and that is still way too high.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:29 AM (M9Ie6)

157

Which just goes to show the perverse incentives of Obamunist stagflation. Inflation favors the borrower, but it is something you must do carefully....likewise, investments are channeled into either tax hedges or precious metals, away from possible productive companies.

Its That Seventies Show all over again. Remember the 70s?

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 19, 2011 07:29 AM (Q5+Og)

158 Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 11:26 AM (M9Ie6)

It was safe and boring when I lived in the Bay Area. But don't speed; they'll catch you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:29 AM (LH6ir)

159 164 One other thing on home prices in CA. Last year I checked my old neighborhood in Castro Valley. These were 1950s era houses on postage stamp size lots. They were going for $550/sq ft.  This is supposedly AFTER the drop and that is still way too high.
  It costs a lot to be cool.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 19, 2011 07:30 AM (Q5+Og)

160

Forgive Egypt debt?  The US is the biggest debtor in the history of the Universe, it is our debt that should be forgiven.

maybe that's obama's plan. He's hoping debt forgiveness catches on.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 07:30 AM (wuv1c)

161 It costs a lot to be cool.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 19, 2011 11:30 AM (Q5+Og)

There is nothing cool about Castro Valley.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:32 AM (LH6ir)

162 It was safe and boring when I lived in the Bay Area. But don't speed; they'll catch you.

Tell me about it. I got pulled on the Nimitz one morning on my bike doing 110 weaving in and out of traffic because I was late for work. They only wrote me for 75 because they said I would have to go to jail and post bond if they wrote it any higher. It still cost me an arm and a leg 33 years ago.

Too bad it was a CHP and not an Oakland cop. I knew all the Oakland cops. (or a lot of them)

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:33 AM (M9Ie6)

163 I propose something involving Wicket and a Honey Badger.

as passengers on the Titanic.

Posted by: Bob Muff Cabbage Saget at May 19, 2011 07:33 AM (F/4zf)

164 Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 11:20 AM (dZ756)

Your fixed costs are low, and you have lots of equity. Why pay it off? What's the advantage? You will soon be paying that mortgage with inflated dollars, and that's a good thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:33 AM (LH6ir)

165

do companies like that make money?  Sheesh.

Dunno, how did Pets.com make it's money?

 

Ask Rupert Murdoch how fun it is to buy networking sites at their peak.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 07:33 AM (wuv1c)

166 #153 & 154
I have no idea whether linkedin sells its data.  I'm just saying that these kinds of sites are great data-mining sources.  I suppose someone could join and just start taking down info.  I dunno -- while I'm a practicing land use/real property litigator in S.F., I'm not a member.

As for housing prices in Alameda, I think they have mostly stabilized.  Any future drop is offset by:  1) people buying the places you like while you're waiting for prices to drop; and 2) increases in mortgage rates.  If I can find a 2,000 sq ft dump with garage (single or duplex, which  I can merge), for $500k, I'll buy it.  Rather than investing in the market, I'll just invest in my mortgage.  After all expenses (including my S.F. home, which becomes an emergency fund), I still clear about $1,000/mo after taxes.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:34 AM (dZ756)

167

One other thing on home prices in CA. Last year I checked my old neighborhood in Castro Valley. These were 1950s era houses on postage stamp size lots. They were going for $550/sq ft.  This is supposedly AFTER the drop and that is still way too high.
It costs a lot to be cool.

THIS. Combine it with eco-fiends in the area restricting more housing being built. They actually spent a billion dollars to "restore a SF Bay wetland", while people are commuting into the Bay from jobs from as far away as Stockton and Modesto.

Meanwhile, those of us in economic exile out in the Sacramento and San Joaquin Valleys reminisce about the parts of San Jose or the Peninsula we lived in when we were kids.

The big division in California is no longer North/South, it is now Coast/Interior.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:34 AM (ujg0T)

168
158  Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 11:26 AM (M9Ie6) 159  Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 11:26 AM (FcKXR)

Geez, Vic, we appear to be the leading candidates to occupy the old farts' chairs at this table. "Well, I recall, thirty or more years ago now, that all us young punks had the good manners to stay off other people's lawns ..."

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:34 AM (FcKXR)

169 There is nothing cool about Castro Valley.

Ah Contrare, it used to be a nice place to live too as long as you were not too far over toward the Hayward side. I lived on Redwood Road down near where it turned into woodzy area and the parks.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:34 AM (M9Ie6)

170 maybe that's obama's plan. He's hoping debt forgiveness catches on.

Hell no he's not. Being in the position we presently find ourselves makes us weaker and, at least to me, it appears that that position is precisely what he wants.

He simply cannot abide by the thought that America is in any way superior to any other country and he's content with evening the score.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:35 AM (piMMO)

171

There is nothing cool about Castro Valley.

Compared to Stockton or Modesto....sad, but true.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:35 AM (ujg0T)

172 173

do companies like that make money?  Sheesh.

Dunno, how did Pets.com make it's money?

Ask Rupert Murdoch how fun it is to buy networking sites at their peak.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 11:33 AM (wuv1c)

We didn't

Posted by: Pets.com at May 19, 2011 07:35 AM (136wp)

173 likewise, investments are channeled into either tax hedges or precious metals, away from possible productive companies.

speaking of precious metals - I went to a seminar yesterday about rare earth metals, how China dominates the world market on these metals and how they are intentionally restricting supply because (as they claim) for "environmental reasons" but really it's for more money.  There are rare earth elements right here in the US but we don't mine them.  Sounds like a great opportunity for someone...

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:35 AM (7mSYS)

174 How do companies like that make money?  Sheesh.

Remember when folks were betting on Amazon's failure?

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:36 AM (piMMO)

175 The big division in California is no longer North/South, it is now Coast/Interior.

Oh it was like that when I was out there.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:37 AM (M9Ie6)

176 Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 11:33 AM (M9Ie6)

You are lucky.

My last speeding ticket in California was on 101 North near Salinas. Empty highway, beautiful day, and I got nailed by a smoking hot CHP officer who was the most humorless woman I have ever seen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:37 AM (LH6ir)

177

Geez, Vic, we appear to be the leading candidates to occupy the old farts' chairs at this table. "Well, I recall, thirty or more years ago now, that all us young punks had the good manners to stay off other people's lawns ..."

Pretty soon you two will sit on the Open Morning Thread and tell all of us how this all used to be orchards, far as the eye could see.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 07:38 AM (wuv1c)

178 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 11:37 AM (LH6ir)

You didn't, by an chance, provide your AOS handle to her did you?

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:39 AM (piMMO)

179 Remember when folks were betting on Amazon's failure?

But at least Amazon sells tangible objects.  What does LinkedIn sell?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:39 AM (7mSYS)

180 Pretty soon you two will sit on the Open Morning Thread and tell all of us how this all used to be orchards, far as the eye could see.

Just dirt roads...

You must have missed the ONT a couple of nights ago when we reminisced about 14k modems and dial-up connections.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:40 AM (piMMO)

181 185
Pretty soon you two will sit on the Open Morning Thread and tell all of us how this all used to be orchards, far as the eye could see.

Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 11:38 AM (wuv1c)

Timberland, Ben, timberland ... gotta be true to my north woods upbringing.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:41 AM (FcKXR)

182 You are lucky.

Yeah I probably was.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:41 AM (M9Ie6)

183 Posted by: Ben at May 19, 2011 11:33 AM (wuv1c)

Pets.Com went out of business because they were profoundly stupid. They shipped dog food by air, for free, and they didn't have a contract with UPS so they paid retail prices. We used to blow out planes with their shipments. Imagine a 767 flying from Oakland to Louisville filled with dog food.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:41 AM (LH6ir)

184 172 Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 11:20 AM (dZ756)

Your fixed costs are low, and you have lots of equity. Why pay it off? What's the advantage? You will soon be paying that mortgage with inflated dollars, and that's a good thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
///
I'm sitting on low 6 figures cash, but yeah, probably will use that to buy a new place.  Alameda (an island in the bay a few hundred yards west of Oakland has some nice areas, it's flat, it gives me great access to things I do in the East Bay, and I can get my own *house*.  However, I will, under no circumstances, rent out my current place.  I represent enough landlords to know what the Hell I'm getting into.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:42 AM (dZ756)

185 Pretty soon you two will sit on the Open Morning Thread and tell all of us how this all used to be orchards, far as the eye could see.

Must be an inside joke there somewhere. Actually I plan to do more porch sittin'.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:42 AM (M9Ie6)

186 But at least Amazon sells tangible objects.  What does LinkedIn sell?

They are selling something, you can bet on it.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:42 AM (piMMO)

187 Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 11:39 AM (piMMO)

Maybe that would have helped!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:42 AM (LH6ir)

188 My last speeding ticket in California was on 101 North near Salinas. Empty highway, beautiful day, and I got nailed by a smoking hot CHP officer who was the most humorless woman I have ever seen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 11:37 AM (LH6ir)

This is a completely random question, but what do speeding tickets average in other states?  Here in NH, if you're caught speeding on the highway it's #O*!@# a lot of money, at least by my cheapo standards.  On the main roads it's something like $20-25 for every five miles over the speed limit (though I think they just raised those rates), so a 15mph speeding ticket would run you $75.  But on the highway, that same speed difference will cost you $300.  I speak from experience, having been pulled over just a few months ago for going 82mph in a 65mph zone on I93 northbound.  So I'm just wondering, for comparison's sake, what other states are like.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 07:42 AM (4df7R)

189 Does LinkedIn have ads?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 19, 2011 07:43 AM (fsGgs)

190 188
You must have missed the ONT a couple of nights ago when we reminisced about 14k modems and dial-up connections.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 11:40 AM (piMMO)

If my internet connections hadn't sucked and I wasn't impeded by using an iPhone, I might have reverted to reminiscing about slide rules - the light sabers of the late 60s - early 70s.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:43 AM (FcKXR)

191

Oh it was like that when I was out there.

It started about 20 years ago, I grant you that, but a lot of people didn't get it and still don't.

Ironically, it was the end of the Soviet Empire that did Cali in. Cali was always chock full of faggy and dykey Commiecrats (I don't care about the orientation, but I do care about the commie politics that always seem to come with it), but they were outnumbered by the aerospace and defense and computer hardware workers. But those industries declined, and the "creative classes" in Commiewood and the graphic artistes rose to prominence. Couple that with the illegal alien underclass imported, and Cali began its political decline.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:44 AM (ujg0T)

192 A big hearty Amen to the college thing! The first job I got out of college was an admin job that required a HS diploma. The experience I've gained has gotten me progressively better jobs, not necessarily my degree (which I don't use anyway). Plus, when my husband was in college, a professor asked the class how many thought they'd be making $60k out of college, and a large percent of the classroom raised their hands. (I'm sure a few do, but not likely all of them.)

I think I'm just more ranty about this since I'm looking for a job and find that experience/skills really matter in most things.

Posted by: Adlib at May 19, 2011 07:44 AM (nbXq4)

193 and I got nailed by a smoking hot CHP officer

Pics or ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 19, 2011 07:44 AM (fsGgs)

194 Remember when folks were betting on Amazon's failure?

But at least Amazon sells tangible objects.  What does LinkedIn sell?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 11:39 AM (7mSYS)

I still ticked about not buying into Amazon back in the day--the market principle behind it was sound and I think it was going for about $10.00/sh.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:45 AM (yrGif)

195 Also, when they got around to closing mil bases in the early 90's, the first ones to go were the ones where Congresscritters bitched and moaned the loudest about the military.  So basically, there isn't much left here in Nor. Cal.  Boxer, Pelosi, Feinstein, all wailed about it, but they knew they were just getting payback.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:45 AM (dZ756)

196 But at least Amazon sells tangible objects.  What does LinkedIn sell?

'Coming in late to the thread (and leaving in two ticks), but Mr Y-not has had good success recruiting via LinkedIn.  He has a bunch of positions open now and of course the standard HR "recruiting" route is less than useless (how do those people stay employed one wonders?) and conventional search firms are prohibitively expensive, so he just kept expanding his LinkedIn network.  He updates his profile frequently to keep himself on everyone's radar so they are pre-disposed to take a call or email about job positions that are opening up.

It's sweat equity, but he mostly just does it at night after dinner when we're watching a game or something. 

I think LinkedIn is useful in some lines of work. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2011 07:45 AM (pW2o8)

197 Obama is late as usual.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 19, 2011 07:45 AM (CLYmB)

198 If my internet connections hadn't sucked and I wasn't impeded by using an iPhone, I might have reverted to reminiscing about slide rules - the light sabers of the late 60s - early 70s.

It was a lot of fun. We talked about 70s-80s music and technology and films and, well, you name it. We learned that some of our morons were born in the late 80s-early 90s. The damned whippersnappers.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:46 AM (piMMO)

199 My last speeding ticket was in a small town here 50 in a 35 (crossed the city limit boundary and had not slowed down)

Cost me $275

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:46 AM (M9Ie6)

200

Pretty soon you two will sit on the Open Morning Thread and tell all of us how this all used to be orchards, far as the eye could see.

San Jose, when I was just a boy. Of course, Dad, who had moved in for a job at the new IBM plant, was part of the orchards end. "We have met the enemy and he is us..."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:46 AM (ujg0T)

201 Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 11:42 AM (dZ756)

I lived in the East Bay for 20 years, and am familiar with the hell that landlords have been condemned.

Rent it to a relative or good friend for below market.

Also, if it's on a hill, it will be a good place to go during the apocalypse; zombies don't handle hills very well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:47 AM (LH6ir)

202 If my internet connections hadn't sucked and I wasn't impeded by using an iPhone, I might have reverted to reminiscing about slide rules - the light sabers of the late 60s - early 70s.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 11:43 AM (FcKXR)

FWIW, I still have a double precision slide rule.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:47 AM (yrGif)

203 205 Obama is late as usual.

He can't tear himself away from his mirror.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2011 07:47 AM (UOM48)

204 192
Must be an inside joke there somewhere. Actually I plan to do more porch sittin'.
Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 11:42 AM (M9Ie6)

There is: Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:48 AM (FcKXR)

205

As for housing prices in Alameda, I think they have mostly stabilized.  Any future drop is offset by:  1) people buying the places you like while you're waiting for prices to drop; and 2) increases in mortgage rates.

As for #2, rising mortgage rates will pressure home prices downward because buyers can't afford as much at higher interest rates. With a $500k mortgage note, the difference in payments between 4.5% 30 yr and 7.5% 30 yr (close to historical mortgage rate avg) would increase montly payment by $1,000/month. If local govt raises property taxes to pay for bloated govt., that would also pressure home price downward

Sounds like you've done well so far, but be careful with your assumptions.

Posted by: Mook at May 19, 2011 07:48 AM (K/Ke4)

206 He can't tear himself away from his mirror.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2011 11:47 AM (UOM4

That must be it--it is too cloudy and cold here for golf!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:49 AM (yrGif)

207 Re the college thing, it's been my experience in hiring "office workers" (ie: not technical/science folks) that on average (your mileage may vary) people with undergraduate degrees (in the humanities) are better writers.  Or, put another way, folks without college degrees tend to be weaker writers and editors.  That's been my husband's experience as well.

And always hire someone with a science background for analytical work if you can get him/her.  Data-oriented people are data-oriented, no matter the type of data. 

Also, history majors do have some utility.  They tend to make good prospect researchers for development work. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2011 07:49 AM (pW2o8)

208

Also, if it's on a hill, it will be a good place to go during the apocalypse; zombies don't handle hills very well.

As long as the wildfires don't get you. Eco-fiends don't like cattle grazing in "wilderness areas".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 07:49 AM (ujg0T)

209 Posted by: Waterhouse at May 19, 2011 11:44 AM (fsGgs)

I wish! It wasn't that kind of nailing.

She was a tall blonde with large tits and a great ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:49 AM (LH6ir)

210 markets are teh suckitude today.  Stocks are down, T-bonds are up.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2011 07:50 AM (7mSYS)

211 210 If my internet connections hadn't sucked and I wasn't impeded by using an iPhone, I might have reverted to reminiscing about slide rules - the light sabers of the late 60s - early 70s.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 11:43 AM (FcKXR)

FWIW, I still have a double precision slide rule.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 11:47 AM (yrGif)

I was born just after the slide rule's heyday, but I always kind of wished they'd still been standard issue when I was in school.  They just LOOKED so cool.  Kind of like abacuses -- abacuses used to fascinate me.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 07:50 AM (4df7R)

212 Is anyone here going to actually listen to the Barkster? 

I'd rather ram an ice pick through my eardrums.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2011 07:51 AM (UOM48)

213 Off to close on the house!  Doom be damned!!!

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2011 07:51 AM (pW2o8)

214 I think I'm just more ranty about this since I'm looking for a job and find that experience/skills really matter in most things.

We just recruited a gal with an undergrad from Harvard and a graduate degree from Cornell. She accepted what is pretty much an entry-level management position. We normally recruit for those jobs locally. Frankly, I, too, am in a similar management position and I'm on the 20-year plan to getting my degree while working 60-70 hours a week.

Her degree, no matter how impressive, will have to hold up to the experience and skills of others who have a degree from Online-U if she is to succeed.

Oh, her major was Art History.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:51 AM (piMMO)

215 House on a hill. I would have loved to have had a house up on top of Mt. Diablo. Sometimes I miss those areas like that.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:52 AM (M9Ie6)

216 Off to close on the house!  Doom be damned!!!

We will celebrate with a toast on the ONT tonight! Good luck.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:52 AM (piMMO)

217

I was born just after the slide rule's heyday, but I always kind of wished they'd still been standard issue when I was in school.  They just LOOKED so cool.  Kind of like abacuses -- abacuses used to fascinate me.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 11:50 AM (4df7R)

Both these technologies can be expected to make an "unexpected" comeback when "electricity rates necessarily sky-rocket".

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:52 AM (yrGif)

218 220 Is anyone here going to actually listen to the Barkster? 

I'd rather ram an ice pick through my eardrums.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2011 11:51 AM (UOM4

I won't be listening, but if any of the M&Ms choose to liveblog the experience, I will be standing by with words of encouragement for such brave souls.

Posted by: MWR at May 19, 2011 07:54 AM (4df7R)

219 Is anyone here going to actually listen to the Barkster? 

I'd rather ram an ice pick through my eardrums.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2011 11:51 AM (UOM4

What's that--I can't hear you with this icepick in my ear!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2011 07:54 AM (yrGif)

220 How do companies like that make money? Sheesh.

The companies don't. Legally-not-insider-insider insiders who can dump their stock on chumps do.

There'll be a spike in Dassault Falcon sales in about two weeks. Get in now!

Posted by: oblig. at May 19, 2011 07:54 AM (xvZW9)

221 Dem senator says that the problem is good 'ole days.  "Too many people spend too much of their time reminiscing about how good they remember things being.  That's just counter productive.  It sets a bar too high to achieve.  And besides, Obama's push for a more equitible distribution of wealth necessarily means that there will be no more good 'ole days.  Our study group indicated that only 43% of the people ever experienced good 'ole days anyway.  We have spent months doing the people's business, identifying those people who enjoyed good 'ole days and the democratic caucus is prepared to introduce legislation to levy taxes on this group of people who obviously aren't paying their fair share and to make certain that never again will there be an unfair distribution of good 'ole days.  Naturally, congress will be exempted from this legislation due to the fact that good 'ole days are a necessary evil if congress is to carry out the people's business."

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 19, 2011 07:55 AM (jx2j9)

222 I still have my old slide rule in a drawer in my bedroom. Used it in High School and Nuke School and initially in license class before we all switched to electronic calculators.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 07:55 AM (M9Ie6)

223 Both these technologies can be expected to make an "unexpected" comeback when "electricity rates necessarily sky-rocket".

The antiquate cursive-writing skill and the ability to "spell-check" our own writing might make a comeback as well.

Posted by: Clueless at May 19, 2011 07:56 AM (piMMO)

224 213

As for housing prices in Alameda, I think they have mostly stabilized.  Any future drop is offset by:  1) people buying the places you like while you're waiting for prices to drop; and 2) increases in mortgage rates.

As for #2, rising mortgage rates will pressure home prices downward because buyers can't afford as much at higher interest rates. With a $500k mortgage note, the difference in payments between 4.5% 30 yr and 7.5% 30 yr (close to historical mortgage rate avg) would increase montly payment by $1,000/month. If local govt raises property taxes to pay for bloated govt., that would also pressure home price downward

Sounds like you've done well so far, but be careful with your assumptions.

///

It would be a $350k note as I would put $150k down.  Local governments are constrained by Prop. 13.  I <3 Prop. 13.

As for renting to friends/relatives below market -- I've represented people who've done that.  Granted that because I have a post-1995 condo, I'm exempt from rent control, but there are still a myriad of other ways to get fucked.  Besides, I'd lose a rad pied-a-terre.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 07:57 AM (dZ756)

225 I drove my wife and daughter up the route I took from the UC Berkeley campus to the home that I rented with three others on Grizzly Peak Blvd. Used to either walk it or ride my 10-speed over it. Steep and winding it was (and is).
I swear to God that some of those streets haven't been touched, other than to fill in potholes, during the intervening thirty years since I lived there. But I'm sure the powers that be in Berkeley found plenty of time and $$$ to create and fund dozens and dozens of commissions and advisory groups to address untrammeled social injustice and to create and have passed the Berkeley City Council's weighty and well-regarded proclamations on all matters international.

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 07:57 AM (FcKXR)

226 Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 11:52 AM (M9Ie6)

When I was CA, just after school I lived in a studio in the Berkeley hills (on Keith Ave. if anyone knows the area). I had about 30 feet of windows overlooking the bay. I could watch the sun set over the Golden Gate Bridge.

It used to be a great place to live (ignoring the people), but now? No thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 07:59 AM (LH6ir)

227 Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 11:57 AM (FcKXR)

Oh, there is no doubt that Berkeley is a fucking sewer. One of my roommates grew up in Berkeley, and his parents had a beautiful house on Northside. They used to tell stories about how elegant Berkeley used to be.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 08:02 AM (LH6ir)

228 BTW, anyone here live in S.F. or the surrounding area?  Got some Glenmorangie 18 and Black Maple Hill bourbon to share if you want to come over.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 08:05 AM (dZ756)

229 Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 12:05 PM (dZ756)

You might be the last conservative in SF, so you might have to drink alone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 08:07 AM (LH6ir)

230

BTW, anyone here live in S.F. or the surrounding area?  Got some Glenmorangie 18 and Black Maple Hill bourbon to share if you want to come over.

An exile in Sacto here. Howdy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 08:07 AM (ujg0T)

231 I had about 30 feet of windows overlooking the bay. I could watch the sun set over the Golden Gate Bridge.

That had to be awesome.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 08:09 AM (M9Ie6)

232 There are other conservatives in S.F. (not so much soccons, but eccons, like me).  One of them even turned me on to AoS.  In fact, a gothchick DJ I know, a few months ago, bitched to me about tax rates on people who make > $100k (which she does). :->  (Folks, $100k in S.F. is middle class.)

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2011 08:22 AM (dZ756)

233 235
I had about 30 feet of windows overlooking the bay. I could watch the sun set over the Golden Gate Bridge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 19, 2011 11:59 AM (LH6ir)

Our place on Grizzly Peak Blvd. had much the same view. Breakfast and dinner every day overlooking the Bay and the Golden Gate - or the sea of fog that filled it during many of the summer days. We used to remind ourselves that we would never have been able to afford those digs except for the fact that we were grad students and compensated via stipends, which were 100% tax-free back then. Really good times ...

Posted by: ya2daup at May 19, 2011 08:30 AM (FcKXR)

234 (Folks, $100k in S.F. is middle class.)

Yeah, you can't even buy a house over in that low class city of Tiburon!

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 08:30 AM (M9Ie6)

235

not so much soccons, but eccons, like me

You only start becoming a so-con when you notice how the e-con issues have deep so-con root causes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 19, 2011 08:56 AM (ujg0T)

236 Circular Slide Rules.  Chicks dig a guy who spins his slide rule.  IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: CeeloBadger at May 19, 2011 10:32 AM (1oVv1)

237 looks like 44% of college grads get employed 68.5% of the time, while 56% of college brads get employed 45% of the time.  It ain't fair.  The gubmint needs to step in and stop this discrimination.

Posted by: pmike at May 19, 2011 11:51 AM (R9qZf)

238 Monty if you are still following this thread you may be interested in this:

http://tinyurl.com/3wgb29t

Soros has dumped all his gold, or so says this article.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2011 12:27 PM (M9Ie6)

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