June 23, 2011

Patterico's New Document Dump
— Ace

Like Patterico, I don't know if everything being printed there is a real DM. However, Gennette herself confirmed parts of the other day's dump.

Were those real, but now these are fake? Possible. I don't know.

Patterico's way of looking at it is it's news if it's real and it's also news if it's fake.

We don't know who "JohnReid9" is, the man (?) who is sending the DMs is. He has a connection to NikkiReid, "Betty," who actually received these DMs (it is claimed). Whether this is Father-Daughter or Husband-Wife or left hand/right hand we don't know.

That out of the way: If these DMs are real, then:

1. Anthony Weiner was not engaged in lewd conduct with minors, but

2. Anthony Weiner was engaged in inappropriate exchanges with them.

Yeah, look: A 46 year old dude should not be acting like a contemporary of young girls, cursing with them, talking about the crushes they have on him, etc. He should be keeping the line between adult and minor very strong, not fuzzing it up.

Actually, he shouldn't be talking to these girls privately at all, but he definitely shouldn't be getting flirty and familiar with them.

Below, the death threat I got tonight.



Pardon the language below. I cursed some.

I got an email from "alicia_Pain18@yahoo.com." Patterico got the same email. But I kept talking.

Patterico has the headers if you want to check those.

The original email came in red font. I've kept red font for all of alicia_pain18@yahoo.com's emails, even though only the first one was in that font color, just to keep the exchange straight.


You need to stop digging into Genette Cordova and Rep. AW.
I cannot insure your safety if you continue.
Do not trust anyone.

Please think about your family. This story is not worth it. I can assure you that.

Please remember, your safety cannot be assured if you continue.

I am trying to help you, a lot of people are very disappointed that this story has continued.

You can continue with the story if you so desire, but your safety cannot be assured.

Thank you for your cooperation and your understanding.

Yours Truly- Alicia

Are you kidding me?

Sadly I am not.
I hope you find the wisdom to drop this story now please.


I'm going to dig harder than ever. You stupid cunt. I was bored of this story.

Now I'm hot for it again.


A threatening email it was not. I am sorry if you got the wrong impression. I DID NOT THREATEN YOU. I just asked you nicely to drop this story. It is very upsetting to some friends of mine. I hope you find the widom to just drop it. Some people just don't know when they have WON. You won. The story is over.

You threatened me with your friends.

You know how many hackers I know, sweetie? You think YOU'RE safe and anonymous?

You're Page One. Get ready to be an Internet Star, honey.


There is no need for that type of language. This story can become dangerous. I hope you stay safe, and may God be with you.

Some advice:

1. Contact lawyer

2. Begin preparing press statements

You're gonna be FAMOUS, honey! Isn't that wonderful?!!

I admire your strength of character.
I don't respond to provocations from animals.

You know how hard it's going to be to get a job? You know all employers do google searches on your name, right?

What do you think happens when ten of the biggest blogs on the internet are the top rated return for your name and all list your as sending death threats through the internet?

You think you get the job, sweetie-pie?

No, you do not get the job.

Good luck with tempwork your whole fucking life.


Why would I need a lawyer?
I am sorry, I think you misunderstood what I do.
I help people overcome tragedy.
I clean up unfortunate messes, sort of like a janitor.
I really do wish you the best of luck.
And may God be with you.

(next email)



I'm sorry did you say I would have a hard time finding a job?
I already have a job, and it pays very well.
Thank you for your concern however.

(by the way, I am now fishing for this person to say the words)


Yes being a janitor must pay well.



My janitorial duties include cleaning unfortunate messes for my clients.

[End of emails.]

Good. S/he said the magic words. Now I go to the cops, and they subpoena Yahoo.


Posted by: Ace at 10:32 PM | Comments (281)
Post contains 767 words, total size 5 kb.

1 I seriously get emails like this from Democrats on Facebook that I argue with. Beautiful people, each and every one. BTW: stay safe, Ace.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:35 PM (phaai)

2 So Ace got a death threat from Yoda? Cause that's how it reads to me.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 23, 2011 10:36 PM (NGTv1)

3 I'm the Janitor of the Internet, and this bitch is after my job now?

Take her down, Ace.   Take her down hard.

Posted by: Doofus at June 23, 2011 10:36 PM (5hgSJ)

4 Sleep with one eye open....grip your pillow tight.......

Stolen from Patterico's comment section.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:39 PM (phaai)

5 I cannot wait to see where this leads.  Probably to someone's grandma's basement.

Posted by: Old School Lady at June 23, 2011 10:40 PM (H5++6)

6 Damn Ace. If anyone had any doubts about the kind of shit Ace puts up with so all of us can come here and make lame dick jokes, let this be an example. Watch your ass Ace. Let the peeps know if we can help. I hope Alicia enjoys the limelight and her prison cell.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 10:40 PM (3nrx7)

7 The last time someone fucked with Ace, he brought down their AT-ST with a fallen log and rope.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:41 PM (phaai)

8 It hilarious that this person is so stupid to think they can make threats and yet claim in another e-mail that they did not threaten you. Somebody really this thinks that will fly? What a sad little delusional fool.

Posted by: GhostShip at June 23, 2011 10:42 PM (sbaXF)

9 Seriously, though, youll have to get the FBI to find out where it originated, cause I bet it's proxied up the wazoo. I only pray it's Jarles Chonson.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:42 PM (phaai)

10 I was hoping ace would make a nice request for a shoe shine

Posted by: Billy Batts at June 23, 2011 10:43 PM (so1xa)

11 Sleep with one eye open....grip your pillow tight.......

Stolen from Patterico's comment section.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 24, 2011 02:39 AM (phaai)


you don't need to be a pillow bitter to be protected

Posted by: The Dude at June 23, 2011 10:44 PM (Ig1Wo)

12 Anonymity is not only overrated, but it's also extremely difficult to maintain when enough people are looking for you.

So, uhh, "Alicia", you just became a person of interest to a really huge number of nice people.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 23, 2011 10:44 PM (8iGPv)

13 This is obviously Antonio Villaraigossa.


Notice the references to cleaning things.



We clean your toilets!!!

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 10:44 PM (BARAe)

14 I had a guy display a google map to my parents house, a list of all of my family, and where I went to school on a Facebook political page, simply because I said Obama was "king of the human cumstains". I cannot get that crazed over the internet. That cuts into the time I could be spending at Pornhub.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:45 PM (phaai)

15 This totally makes keeping up on the Betty & Veronica story worthwhile.

Posted by: Storm at June 23, 2011 10:45 PM (AZFgs)

16 "Janitor," eh? Some basement-dwellers have been watching way, way too many bad Mafia films. Fifty bucks says he has a minimum of five pimples on his face at any given time. And a neckbeard.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 10:46 PM (AZGON)

17 Poor grammar, repetitive vocabulary, randomly throwing in a reference to God in what is most certainly not a Christian message, and an email address that sounds like it would be used by a spammer. Verdict - troll

Posted by: Sjg at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (FjtN+)

18 I'll come stand at your front door like a pissed off Black Panther poll watcher for free, Ace.

Sure lots of the folks here would.

Some hippie cocksucker who watched The Professional too many times can't get through us.

You know we have nothing to lose.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (BARAe)

19 So the dagger finds its way out of the cloak?

Ace; I don't know how comfortable you are in your life, and how seriously you take this. It seems like from the terribly unintimidating threatening tone to be a pwn.

By someone who wants to? WHat?

Get you to let it alone? No better way to get the blogs to dig then to send a poorly worded threat that actually has threats in it.

Get you to........Pay attention and post stories on them what? Attention whores? I don't get the angle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (GE1+K)

20 11 Sleep with one eye open....grip your pillow tight.......

Stolen from Patterico's comment section.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 24, 2011 02:39 AM (phaai)


you don't need to be a pillow bitter to be protected

Posted by: The Dude at June 24, 2011 02:44 AM (Ig1Wo)

Exit light!

Pillow bite!

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (phaai)

21 How can someone be a janitor on the Internet? Once it is there, it's there. Hurting someone over it only makes it worse. Wait a minute...did I just comment on another Weiner thread?

Posted by: PugBoo at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (20jXV)

22 Can't stop the signal, biotch. Can't stop the morons. God love you Ace, because I know the hobos do.

Posted by: Linlithgow at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (Gim9y)

23 Ace, I feel for you. I'm sorry you have to deal with this. Thanks for following the story. You make a moron horde proud.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (HjxoE)

24 I am the Viper.  The Viper is coming

Posted by: Old G.I. Joe Cartoon at June 23, 2011 10:47 PM (oVQFe)

25 I don't know, the story seems a little over the top with all the explatives...

Posted by: David Mamet at June 23, 2011 10:48 PM (ZUWaD)

26 I guarantee that letter was sent by Boba Fett.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:48 PM (phaai)

27 And once again. Weiner BREAKS and its

2345 on the WEST COAST!!! (That's my middle of the night bitch)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 10:49 PM (GE1+K)

28 Ein forenzick IP search iss a veery ugly tink. Und, I tink it iss about time vee had vun! Seriously, let's hope this poseur isn't another fruitcake like that troll who started stalking Jeff Goldstein.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 10:49 PM (AZGON)

29 24 I am the Viper.  The Viper is coming

Posted by: Old G.I. Joe Cartoon at June 24, 2011 02:47 AM (oVQFe)

Hearing them claim to be a "Janitor" made me think back to this.

They sound like they are the inverse of who the "viper" actually ended up being.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2011 10:49 PM (oVQFe)

30 Alicia,

grab your ankles.


http://tinyurl.com/57vs2t

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 10:50 PM (BARAe)

31 Take it seriously.

Sure it sounds pathetic. 99.99999% sure it's some dweeb who starts crying when caught.

And yet, some of this corny crap is real.  Those politicos winding up in dumpsters or in their cars lately... some of the time someone did that to them.

Call the police and document the threat, then take it to the proxy.  I know Ace isn't stupid and this is obvious, but I'm compelled to say something anyway.

And while I'm not even sure Dan Wolfe is what he claimed he was, this is the kind of crap someone like that would be facing if they were outed by now.  Endless death threats to him and his kids.  I honestly don't know how these prominent conservatives deal with that.

Posted by: Dustin at June 23, 2011 10:50 PM (Q3nWV)

32 Cleans up messes, huh? Maybe works for reputation.com, ha ha.

Posted by: fb at June 23, 2011 10:51 PM (7Paz9)

33 If Ace get a package with the severed head of a valuable Star Wars character enclosed, we'll know that this guy is serious.

Posted by: The Drizzle at June 23, 2011 10:52 PM (phaai)

34 Ace, put the tip jar up in this post.  Just a thought.

Posted by: Dustin at June 23, 2011 10:52 PM (Q3nWV)

35 "I can not insure your safety if you continue.  Do not trust anyone."

I got it!  Ace's real name is Fox Mulder!

Really now, shouldn't that be "ensure your safety."?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 23, 2011 10:53 PM (xc/va)

36 I don't know how real it is. Someone else is getting stuff. I don't mean patterico.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2011 10:53 PM (nj1bB)

37 The least scary thing in the world is a liberal.

Liberals are the kids that got beat up in high school and never stood up for themselves.

Posted by: gride at June 23, 2011 10:54 PM (7Iqhu)

38 "I  didn't shoot anyone." ~ Lee Harvey Oswald

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 23, 2011 10:54 PM (qdI7N)

39 reputation.com That is just about one of the stupidest ideas to get rich quick on the intertubes, ever. How many people threw their money away on that fly-by-night, lamebrained operation?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 10:54 PM (AZGON)

40

I find Internet death threats funny, in a sad, pathetic sort of way.

If you really want to threaten someone, you do it in person or you leave a .45 round on their doorstep with a note.  Some anonymous douche sending an email to another anonymous person?  Yeah, I'd be shaking in my boots.

Did he/she really think that Ace and Patterico would suddenly become less interested in the story as a result of this stupid email?  The best he/she could hope for would be to assume that Ace and Patterico took it as a serious and credible threat... which sends the message that they're on to something.

I'm trying to remember if there was a time I was young and drunk enough to be that stupid, but I'm too drunk to remember.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 23, 2011 10:54 PM (WRW1S)

41 @34 Yup, time to kick in for the Prosecute Alicia/ Ace's Val-U-Rite fund. Stop her like she was a hobo, Ace.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 10:54 PM (3nrx7)

42 This death-threater's 15 minutes of fame is going to be followed by way more jail buttsecks than they would care for.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 10:55 PM (BARAe)

43 Leave the laptop, bring the canolis

Posted by: Clemenza at June 23, 2011 10:56 PM (so1xa)

44 I mean, it's probably nothing. But it's not nothing. This was my night. This is no fun. And this isn't even my first death threat this month. And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2011 10:56 PM (nj1bB)

45 Good luck with that DOJ investigation.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 23, 2011 10:57 PM (qdI7N)

46 Now, if the retard had sent an ASCII art rendering of a Luca Brasi, he could have scored some points for creativity. But that requires a lot of typing and his stubby, shriveled penis isn't the most efficient way to tap on a keyboard.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 10:59 PM (AZGON)

47 Someone else is getting stuff. I don't mean patterico.

*checks email* Oh that's right you actually have to matter to get threatened.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 10:59 PM (GE1+K)

48 "
Liberals are the kids that got beat up in high school and never stood up for themselves.

Posted by: gride at June 24, 2011 02:54 AM (7Iqhu)"


I don't know.  Some folks out there are mentally ill.  Just by taking a step like this they are showing they are reckless and want to seriously scare someone.  JeffG, whom I'm not exactly buddies with, really was put through the ringer by one of these monsters.  Even though you want to laugh it off, they can do a lot of damage.  For example, what if they learn who Ace's family is and start contacting them with messages like this?  (I think Ace is anonymous, but I don't know if that's completely the case). 

Better to take it damn seriously, not only for the lulz when they are exposed and publicly known for what they did, but to chill these nuts in the future.

Posted by: Dustin at June 23, 2011 11:00 PM (Q3nWV)

49 Did you ask her for a slightly naughty selfpic?

I'm not sure if there is enough specificity there for LE to act, but it is one more reason for you to move down to Virginia, SC, or Texas where we can get you properly strapped for these situations, and meet some sweet, sane girl who will keep you off the interwebs at O'dark thirty.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:00 PM (7P7Ij)

50 I love how the responses are only ever somewhere between 0 and 50 percent related to your e-mails.  It looks trollish, but there are stupid people out there that think they're being thoughtful with such inanity--they're always libs.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at June 23, 2011 11:00 PM (BdzEV)

51 My janitorial duties include cleaning unfortunate messes for my clients.

And I do this "cleaning" using one of the most traceable and heavily backed up communications channels available ... cause I'm, like, a professional (and non-threatening threatening)!

Hang him/her out to dry, ace.

Posted by: No Whining at June 23, 2011 11:01 PM (dWOwL)

52 So...This explains "Ace of Spades" and "AllahPundit" though I'm pretty sure I know who AllahPundit is. He's on TV.

Posted by: cp4three2 at June 23, 2011 11:01 PM (SND3K)

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:01 PM (so1xa)

54 Only ace can make death threats funny...

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at June 23, 2011 11:01 PM (ZRN7N)

55 I had a follower (who i followed back) on Twitter not too long ago who went by Alicia Pain, at least i'm pretty sure it was Pain, i know it was Alicia. The account gave off a weird vibe because it clearly wasn't a bot, but there weren't many tweets. I just looked and couldn't find the account in my followers anymore though or in the acct's i'm following, so it must have been deleted.

Posted by: booger at June 23, 2011 11:02 PM (9RFH1)

56 The avi she used was a chair if that rings a bell for anybody else on Twitter who may have been following her.

Posted by: booger at June 23, 2011 11:03 PM (9RFH1)

57 Ace, we've traced the IP of the these emails, and THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

Posted by: DelD at June 23, 2011 11:04 PM (Q8tTc)

58 And this isn't even my first death threat this month.

And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Y'all be alright Ace. Sounds like you put the fear of God into this rank amateur death-threater.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (qdI7N)

59 Look kids, this is how it is.  We have jihadists who actually do want to kill us, and jackholes like this loon who think intimidation will work.

Sorry for all of you Beck-bashers, but Beck was right about this.  Fixing the problems we're in now is going to take a lot of staying in formation, despite the grapeshot. Be prepared.

I know more and more of you are getting ready for the times ahead. Just don't stop at the first few things on the big list.


Posted by: K~Bob at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (8iGPv)

60 This calls for the Get Me Everyone scene.
EVERYONE!!!!!!

I can see ace dialing the blogger hotline and ruining this turd's day.

Love. It.

http://tinyurl.com/3cmbtw

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (BARAe)

61 What in the hell?

Posted by: Mjim at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (rN9Na)

62 And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Yup yup whatever it takes, ends and means and all of that.

I have a lot of sympathy for your position. It's easy for me to talk tough when I don't matter and am not the one being threatened. Let's just say I'd like to matter more but, oh well, we all aren't destined for notoriety.

Stay tough. You've got friends.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (GE1+K)

63 buttsecks than they would care for. Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 02:55 AM (BARAe) The most unpleasant surprise buttsecks evar.

Posted by: CAC at June 23, 2011 11:06 PM (JEVge)

64 The most unpleasant surprise buttsecks evar.

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2011 03:06 AM (JEVge)


isn't getting fucked in the ass always a surprise?

Posted by: The Dude at June 23, 2011 11:07 PM (Ig1Wo)

65 44 I mean, it's probably nothing.

But it's not nothing. This was my night.

This is no fun.

And this isn't even my first death threat this month.

And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2011 02:56 AM (nj1bB)

Not funny anymore. I guess you have to treat them all as if they are serious.

However, I am sure there are those in the Moron Nation that are skilled at IT forensics if called upon...

 

Posted by: PugBoo at June 23, 2011 11:07 PM (20jXV)

66

It's of slight interest that she says "You need to stop digging into Genette Cordova and Rep. AW", listing GC first and abreviating Anthony Weiner's name.

Gives the impression that he/she is taking it upon his/herself to defend the honor of GC rather than Weiner.

Either way, it's a stupid Internet death threat.  Know what would really, truely bring this story back into the media limelight?  Someone trying to do harm to prominent bloggers coving it.

Report it to the cops and/or FBI (who likely won't do anything), but I wouldn't lose sleep over it.  Not from someone who can't spell "ensure".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 23, 2011 11:08 PM (WRW1S)

67 Looking at your Twitter page Ace. Someone typed up a threat bot or something, this dipshit is damn near sending death spam.

We've seen Dem party insiders pull shit this stupid, so don't count that out

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:08 PM (so1xa)

68 I meant that in a law enforcement way.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 23, 2011 11:08 PM (20jXV)

69 ""I clean up unfortunate messes, sort of like a janitor.""

Yeah Pulp Fiction!

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at June 23, 2011 11:09 PM (CnyZU)

70 alicia is a girls name RIGHT!? Ya think if some douche was gonna threaten someone keyboard kiddie style, at least make it a guy's name.
Now Alicia sweetie, go make me a f'n sandwich!!

Posted by: Knightbrigade at June 23, 2011 11:09 PM (eRhz+)

71 isn't getting fucked in the ass always a surprise? Posted by: The Dude at June 24, 2011 03:07 AM (Ig1Wo) No the most surprise buttsecks is when your girl says,"wanna do buttsecks?" You expect at that second for the rapture or (for us cali folk) the big one to strike right at that moment. On the scale of surprise buttsecks, that is an 11. What this hack is going to experience, they won't be able to count to 1 without pooping themselves.

Posted by: CAC at June 23, 2011 11:09 PM (JEVge)

72 @ 44 Ace, it's not nothing. Sure, it's probably some idiot liberal who couldn't harm a fly, so try not to let it rattle you (easy for me to say, I know). You know what to do and have the juice to do it. Make an example out of this dumb shit. Once you start hauling this fucknut out of the basement, fan the flames and get yourself some silhouette interviews in Fox, CNN, and the rest of the MFM channels. Free publicity for you, Alicia get's hung out to dry, and we can all watch the MFM stammer about how liberals are a bunch of non threatening, leave it to beaver types who never do anything stupid, then choke on their lying tongues.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:10 PM (3nrx7)

73 There is no need for that type of language. This story can become dangerous. ----- Why would I need a lawyer? I am sorry, I think you misunderstood what I do. I help people overcome tragedy. I clean up unfortunate messes, sort of like a janitor. I really do wish you the best of luck. And may God be with you. Sad, sad, sad. Alicia, sweetie, do you know that you come off like the "special needs" lovechild of Kahlil Gibran and Paulie Walnuts? Oh, and we wish you the best of luck, too. Because yours just ran out.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:10 PM (AZGON)

74 Hah, woke up this morning to pee since I was awake figured I would do a quick check and find this. Damn the stupid is epic in some of these cases. Anyone who has been on the blogs for more than a short time should know that internet threats are now a federal crime. (thanks to she who shall not be named),

Anyone who has been on the blogs for more than a short time should also know that their posts can be traced back to service provider and location very easily.

Posted by: Vic at June 23, 2011 11:10 PM (M9Ie6)

75 Ace, this is so awful, I'm actually stammering, looking for words. I am very sorry that you are being put through this.

Posted by: wankette at June 23, 2011 11:11 PM (CrYip)

76 This person doesn't know that we can ring ace and his loved ones in more layers of socially inept, over educated, highly motivated, combat experienced, heavily armed, morally flexible, God-fearing, geeky  protection than any other person on Earth.

As long as ace springs for some chips and maybe one of those taco platters like you get from a catering place.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:11 PM (BARAe)

77

     Crikey!! What the heck is she on about?  Weinergate?  It's pretty sad how blame is cast at Ace yet its Rep W's own fault for doing the stuff and then lying about it.  He proved himself an incapable leader by trying to deceive everyone and anyone with half a soul would want the guy out of any government leadership role.  Noone is hating on the guy, Ace just had to do all the work that our current media industry refuses to do.  

     I hate to chime in on the subject, but it seems we as a nation have lost almost any sense of decency towards each other.  Why just today we had a customer of about mid/late 40's who scribbled his name, phone number, and sort of a "wink,wink" message.  He passed the note to one of our older employees and asked her to hand it to the 19 year old daughter of the business owner.  Who does that?  Ace is right to point out that sometimes people need to take stock before they act on their thoughts/urges.  Its not always easy because we think and feel urges that we are better off just keeping our mouth shut about.  This customer knew it was wrong on some level because he chose to write a note, but he went ahead anyway knowing it was still socially frowned upon.

   Would you let that customer return to your store if you were the business owner/ dad of the 19 year old girl?  Would you really let Weiner remain in office?  Sadly, not enough people seem to give a care and its very telling of our society being in decline.  We all have these kind of addictions, escapes, etc so we need to do better in helping each other rather than shutting down all discussio.;   Ace's commentary is relevant in so many ways.

 

 

Posted by: Kyle P. at June 23, 2011 11:12 PM (oo6bb)

78 And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2011 02:56 AM (nj1bB)

Hey, dipshit. "alicia_pain18", or whatever. You want Ace's family -- I'm Ace's family.

He's got a really big goddamned family.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 23, 2011 11:13 PM (kaalw)

79 No the most surprise buttsecks is when your girl says,"wanna do buttsecks?"

Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2011 03:09 AM (JEVge)


can't say I've ever had a chick say that to me. Of course, I've never had a girl swallow either

Posted by: The Dude at June 23, 2011 11:13 PM (Ig1Wo)

80 Posted by: CAC at June 24, 2011 03:09 AM (JEVge) You are correct, sir. I picked up some bimbo once and we ended up back at my place. Fast forward and she's screaming for it up the Hersey highway. Surprise! Good times...

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:14 PM (3nrx7)

81 Does Ace ever sleep? This Weiner thing keeps getting weirder.

Posted by: laissezferret at June 23, 2011 11:14 PM (1kwr2)

82 I bet it's another fat self-loathing white male liberal posing as an angry Lesbian for... credibility. Let the pool begin!

Posted by: DANEgerus at June 23, 2011 11:15 PM (NhcG5)

83 can't say I've ever had a chick say that to me. Of course, I've never had a girl swallow either Posted by: The Dude at June 24, 2011 03:13 AM (Ig1Wo) You run into one who does both in the same day (in, eh, reverse (and more sanitary) order, and she will own your soul forever. and you frankly won't care. Look at Ensign.

Posted by: CAC at June 23, 2011 11:15 PM (JEVge)

84 ""I clean up unfortunate messes, sort of like a janitor.""

or "The Cleaner"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:15 PM (so1xa)

85 I cannot wait to see where this leads. Probably to someone's grandma's basement.

I get the impression that the leading demographic (by far) in sending politics-related death threats is university employees. It's a crime of sententious dorks.

This one doesn't seem to write English very comfortably. If I were FBI-in' this shit, I'd have a flunky fetching me a list of J-1 scholar visa holders right now.

Good luck getting the fuzz to give a shit, Ace. They tend not to.

Posted by: oblig. at June 23, 2011 11:16 PM (xvZW9)

86 I don't always send death threats.

But when I do, they are easily traceable.

Posted by: the msot popular girl in cell block b at June 23, 2011 11:17 PM (BARAe)

87

Watch out, Ace, or she'll use her Death Star to blow up Endor.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 23, 2011 11:17 PM (tsC/8)

88 83 - is Garrett here?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 23, 2011 11:18 PM (HjxoE)

89 Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 03:11 AM (BARAe) Did you say taco platters? I'll grab my long bow and beer helmet and be right over!

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:18 PM (3nrx7)

90

The thug is a little slow on the draw--the Weenie Boi has already resigned.  Drrr!

 

Posted by: Taxpayer at June 23, 2011 11:18 PM (NpmCe)

91

The wording, and syntax used is pretty weird...

I'd guess this person is NOT a native American... note the lack of any type of either internet lingo, or contractions.

and the terminology used is pretty weird...

Its almost like a Moslem telling a Woman she should wear a Bhurka, or they will not be held accountable for the Rapes.... same mindset and worldview.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2011 11:18 PM (NtXW4)

92 #88 Dummy. Their shields are powered by a station on Endor. Makes about as much sense as OJ needing to go full Ginsu knife on Nicole's throat to stop her from "killing him".

Posted by: CAC at June 23, 2011 11:19 PM (JEVge)

93 79 And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2011 02:56 AM (nj1bB)

Hey, dipshit. "alicia_pain18", or whatever. You want Ace's family -- I'm Ace's family.

He's got a really big goddamned family.

Damn right!

Yep!

Not kidding.

What sane person messes with that?

 

Posted by: PugBoo at June 23, 2011 11:19 PM (20jXV)

94 Hey Ace, if you want to get the media interested in the story, just tell them you suspect the threat came from a tea partier.

Posted by: Glen at June 23, 2011 11:20 PM (0NwXV)

95 If s/he is using Tor, ascertaining identity might be difficult...

https://www.torproject.org/

Posted by: Linlithgow at June 23, 2011 11:21 PM (Gim9y)

96 For a taco platter, I'm willing to go to the mattresses for as long as it takes.


Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:22 PM (BARAe)

97 I remember an idiot lib back in 2008 who sent a vicious email to Michelle Malkin directly from his office computer.

The email header spelled out the law firm in Los Angeles that he worked for. One phone call and a forwarded email from MM and the cretin was cleaning his desk out inside of an hour

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:23 PM (so1xa)

98 >>>Hey Ace, if you want to get the media interested in the story, just tell them you suspect the threat came from a tea partier. I more want the cops interested.

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2011 11:23 PM (nj1bB)

99 93 - she was scary okay, ask Garrett, them lady folk can be scary.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 23, 2011 11:24 PM (HjxoE)

100 Oh goody.  Intragooiee.  I love intragooiee.  And here I was thinking this was just about dix pix.

Posted by: jc at June 23, 2011 11:25 PM (ZNLu7)

101 When a thread goes from "death threats" to speculation and brag over buttseks, is that "devolving?"

Posted by: K~Bob at June 23, 2011 11:26 PM (8iGPv)

102 @95 Yup. I'd suggest a press release that reads something like: "Jewish Tea Partier was inspired by Sarah Palin to send threatening messages to Muslim Ewok. The message alluded to the fact that the sender was distraught about their janitorial position because their employer had illegally prevented them from joining a union. " National press will be lined up at Ace's door for miles.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:27 PM (3nrx7)

103 83 I bet it's another fat self-loathing white male liberal posing as an angry Lesbian for... credibility.

Let the pool begin! Posted by: DANEgerus at June 24, 2011 03:15 AM

I'll bet on an overzealous Dem party or union volunteer who thinks they're invulnerable and think they're impressing their leaders.

Oh, and when caught says "I was just joking"
 

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (so1xa)

104 When a thread goes from "death threats" to speculation and brag over buttseks, is that "devolving?

Back off. We're scientists.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (BARAe)

105 I more want the cops interested.

THIS!
This is a free republic. This type of threat is inexcusable.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (GE1+K)

106 99- why are you up so late?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (HjxoE)

107 I'm going to dig harder than ever. You stupid cunt. I was bored of this story.

Now I'm hot for it again.

Honey Ewok don't give a shit!

Posted by: Randall at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (1/5pU)

108 Let's step back and make one very bizarre observation about the whole Weinergate affair. Note how staunchly, and with rabid avidity, so many hardcore leftards scrambled to defend Weiner, who wasn't really that important a figure IRL compared to other politicians. Why? Why the deep emotional investment in such a mediocre asset as Flashy Tony? Consider how it's a big deal to the libtards to maintain he didn't break any law or misuse public property. Let's grant that. What demolished Weiner was the fact that he engaged in perfectly legal behavior so appallingly perverted and dirty that even his own Demotard colleagues in Congress largely abandoned him. Now, note one potential source of lefty rage: That there still exists in society a set of mores, beyond mere legality, that can put someone out of polite company. In other words, the hard Left is furious that anyone dare to judge Weiner on anything related to ideas of morality instead of exclusively legality. The Left hates any power higher than their precious god State and the laws it imposes. The powers of morality and shame are beyond the reach of the State and are to be hated for it.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:28 PM (AZGON)

109 I think it's Fattass McDirtyfeet from Wisconsin.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:29 PM (BARAe)

110 Most disturbing death threat I ever saw was the one threatening a blogger's 5 year old kid.

That was one disturbed bitch

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:30 PM (so1xa)

111 @99 I'd suggest media first, cops second. You know as well (or likely better) than I do that the cops in your neck of the woods won't give a shit about this unless they have to explain to a couple dozen reporter why they aren't investigating it. Shame all the fuckers into it.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:30 PM (3nrx7)

112 111 Most disturbing death threat I ever saw was the one threatening a blogger's 5 year old kid.

That was one disturbed bitch

That was she who must not be named wasn't it over at Protein Wisdom?

Posted by: booger at June 23, 2011 11:32 PM (9RFH1)

113 When a thread goes from "death threats" to speculation and brag over buttseks, is that "devolving?

Back off. We're scientists.

Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 03:28 AM (BARAe)

I'm just hunting for the proper vector, Victor.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 23, 2011 11:33 PM (34rPW)

114 I remember the posting of maps of where Michelle Malkin lived and how her kids get to school. Ugh. She moved after that.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 23, 2011 11:33 PM (tsC/8)

115 Work the case for the cops.

Hand this person's name, address, and phone number to the cops on a silver platter. They'll have no choice but to do something.


Even if it's a 19yo commie part time noodle cook in his Mommy's basement.

Make it stand for the flash bulbs and then pin this shit to Weiner's shirt.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:34 PM (BARAe)

116 I noticed that the email starts with a threat, then when the pushback comes from ace, the troll starts backpedalling. Looks like the troll realizes that it went over the line and tries to claim that it didn't say what it said in the beginning.



Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:34 PM (so1xa)

117 Hey, Painful Alicia, the fellas over at /b/ say they like the three gigabyte upload of CP you left last night. How do I know this? I'm a "researcher." I research things for friends who keep an eye on CP violators. You had better wipe your hard drive, angel tits. See? It's a two-way street.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:35 PM (AZGON)

118 Interesting that this comes now, and not a week ago.  Weiner is toast, so your usual political types have moved on.  The story is now more about the people and press types involved - that is a much smaller pool of concerned flakes who might send this message.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:35 PM (7P7Ij)

119

I bet this person is literally a janitor.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 23, 2011 11:36 PM (tsC/8)

120 Maybe he cleans Anthony Weiner's toilet after he leaves unfortunate messes.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 23, 2011 11:39 PM (tsC/8)

121 I'd suggest media first, cops second.

You know as well (or likely better) than I do that the cops in your neck of the woods won't give a shit about this unless they have to explain to a couple dozen reporter why they aren't investigating it.

Shame all the fuckers into it. Posted by: Damiano at June 24, 2011 03:30 AM

Ace isn't on the MBM's "team" so that's a nonstarter. Remember that they didn't even want to touch this story to begin with.

Cops at least HAVE to log it even if nothing is done. Civil actions bring far more butthurt than criminal actions in these cases anyway.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:39 PM (so1xa)

122 On a lighter note of geekdom:

Bing: 'geek chic tables'.

The manufacturer, geekchic, has OMG pricing, but the pictures must be marveled at.

Posted by: Al at June 23, 2011 11:39 PM (MzQOZ)

123 All threats are serious, Ace. Take it so.

Posted by: backhoe at June 23, 2011 11:39 PM (0bk6W)

124 @79,

"Hey, dipshit. "alicia_pain18", or whatever. You want Ace's family -- I'm Ace's family.

He's got a really big goddamned family."

Damn straight.

And many of us are willing to TRAVEL.

This twat might want to watch her fucking mouth....EVERYONE has a family.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 23, 2011 11:41 PM (s3BuI)

125 Weiner, who wasn't really that important a figure IRL compared to other politicians.

I disagree, they had plans for little Tony.  He was going to be the guy left standing after Obama.  Now, who does the Left have to keep Mark Warner, Hickenlooper, and Harold Ford from dragging the D's back towards center. 

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:41 PM (7P7Ij)

126 Drunk, stupid, and sitting in a Federal Pound-You-In-The-Ass Prison is no way to go through life, Alicia.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:41 PM (BARAe)

127 When a thread goes from "death threats" to speculation and brag over buttseks, is that "devolving? Back off. We're scientists. Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 03:28 AM (BARAe) I'm just hunting for the proper vector, Victor. Posted by: K~Bob at June 24, 2011 03:33 AM (34rPW) Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

Posted by: Lt. Drebin at June 23, 2011 11:41 PM (JEVge)

128 OJ is up to his old tricks again.

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:43 PM (BARAe)

129 Don't ever go against The Family, Allie

Posted by: Ace's "Family" at June 23, 2011 11:44 PM (so1xa)

130

There are times when Paranoia is NOT an illness, but a survival trait...

 

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2011 11:44 PM (NtXW4)

131 @116 Yeah, you'd think that would be the case. I once was involved with an incident were a former employee broke into a company vehicle & stole more than $3000 worth of equipment. The cops took a fews days to come out and do a report, then promptly did nothing. But it gets better. The idiot tried to sell the stolen goods on Craigslist, under their own name & primary email address, and provided their home phone number. The cops were provided with the person's name, address, phone number, SSN, copies of the Craigslist ad and witness statements that put them at the scene when the incident occurred. They still did nothing. Now for the real kicker. This happened in the Great State of Texas, not a socialist paradise like Ace lives in. Far too many cops are good for only 2 things: writing the requisite number of speeding tickets required to keep their jobs and collecting over-bloated, public funded pensions and bennies.

Posted by: Damiano at June 23, 2011 11:44 PM (3nrx7)

132 And many of us are willing to TRAVEL.

I'll bring the chainsaw!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 23, 2011 11:44 PM (GE1+K)

133 Weiner was a screamer on MSNBC and C-SPAN, but not much good for anything else. He was aiming at NY mayor, but there are plenty of other people in the Demotard party fit to run. He was only a Congresscreep, not a Senator or Governor nor likely to become one. Very thin on accomplishment, and not attractively ethnic like Barry Soetero. Weiner was nothing special, just a darling of the deep midnight moonbats on account of his howling rages. The Democrat elites haven't shown any great remorse or loss of power at his passing.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:46 PM (AZGON)

134 An email had found him His blog showed what they tried More bacon would save him Then the MORONS they all cried Ooooh, what a neocon he was Ooooh, what a neocon he was

Posted by: jr at June 23, 2011 11:47 PM (uzbYw)

135 #119 re: Weiner is toast

Based on his resignation speech, I think 'lil tony is planning on running again... as soon as this all blows over.  Oops!  It's not blowing over.

Posted by: Storm at June 23, 2011 11:48 PM (AZFgs)

136 ace, can I make a suggestion - don't know if pixy can do it - but instead of putting your public contact out there as a gmail account use a contact form on the website.  The whack jobs will have to work a little harder to conceal their bread crumbs. 

You can then post the traffic headers here for us to play with like a chew toy. You can scrape the contact form traffic from gmail, if you are comfortable with that interface.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:48 PM (7P7Ij)

137 An Ewok with a Big Iron on his hip.

http://tinyurl.com/23o2fqq

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:49 PM (BARAe)

138 The Democrat elites haven't shown any great remorse or loss of power at his passing.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 24, 2011 03:46 AM

Weiner broke the First Commandment of the Democratic Party;

Thou shalt be current in your party membership dues

and the Second;

Thou shalt meet your fundraising quotas for the DNCC

Posted by: kbdabear at June 23, 2011 11:49 PM (so1xa)

139 Thou shalt be current in your party membership dues Thou shalt meet your fundraising quotas for the DNCC Hey, are you just snarking or was he having a hard time fundraising? Because that would indeed make him a third tier political hack.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:51 PM (AZGON)

140 George Orwell, the Hillarites already had Huma measuring the White House drapes for 2016.  The moonbats loath the idea that a centerist will follow the One as the D's leader.  Who else do they have in that age cohort?

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:55 PM (7P7Ij)

141 In Soviet website, SPAM eat you!

Posted by: sifty at June 23, 2011 11:56 PM (BARAe)

142 Downscale - they logged into a yahoo webclient, to get more yahoo will have to cooperate.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 23, 2011 11:57 PM (7P7Ij)

143 the Hillarites already had Huma measuring the White House drapes for 2016. Moonbats do live in a fantasy land. Weiner was good for one thing only: screaming bloody murder on MSNBC and the floor of the House. They could never, ever run a guy with a temper like that for high office, certainly never President. Remember the strategy: No-Drama Obama. A screamer like Weiner could never win the Demotard nomination. He would implode like Howard Dean. Huma can measure all the drapes she likes, she's not going anywhere and never was... other than Gracie Mansion. That was her target. Perhaps she will try to run for larger office herself, someday. But now she's carrying the pervert's lovechild.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 23, 2011 11:58 PM (AZGON)

144 Sounds like someone's trying very hard to make you persue the story. The letter is classic trolling, very professional. Probably from the same man who dumped the screencaps. They got you good.

Posted by: nati at June 23, 2011 11:59 PM (z2Sg6)

145 @141  From The Hill  - 'lil Tony could raise money, he just didn't pay his dues.

Weiner is known as a lone wolf in the Democratic caucus and has a history of failing to pay his dues to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Members are required to contribute based on a scale taking into account factors like time in Congress, whether a member is in leadership and the lawmaker's campaign needs.

Posted by: Storm at June 23, 2011 11:59 PM (AZFgs)

146 more from The Hill

Failure to pay greatly annoys the party's leadership, which counts on the funds to help members and candidates in tough races.

Weiner, now a seven-term incumbent, has been assessed $200,000 in dues for at least the last two election cycles, according to DCCC dues sheets provided to The Hill.

Posted by: Storm at June 24, 2011 12:00 AM (AZFgs)

147 I didn't say they were sane.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 24, 2011 12:00 AM (7P7Ij)

148 Weiner is known as a lone wolf in the Democratic caucus and has a history of failing to pay his dues to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Thank you. Exhibit number two in the Case of the Worthless Weiner.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 24, 2011 12:00 AM (AZGON)

149 I'd bet the rent that the emailer will make an appearance here daily until caught.

Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 12:01 AM (BARAe)

150 What I don't understand is where is the originating IP in the header. When I run the listed IP's I come up with a Sunnyvale CA address -- which seems to be Yahoo. Usually there will be another IP below that one. Did Patterico redact that one? Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at June 24, 2011 03:50 AM (IhHdM) No, the originating IP address is going to be the machine(s) backing the webmail interface at yahoo. But yahoo could tell you the IP address(es) logged into any given account at any given time.

Posted by: Fake Ace at June 24, 2011 12:01 AM (lT0LC)

151 In 2010, as his party was bracing for a GOP wave, Weiner had paid only $15,000 by mid-September and heÂ’d raised only about $56,000 for the committee out of his required $250,000. Weiner did, however, bring in almost $200,000 for members in the Democrats' endangered incumbents' program.

Posted by: Storm at June 24, 2011 12:02 AM (AZFgs)

152 I didn't say they were sane. True. The point is if Hillary were whispering "White House" in Huma's ear, she would be a fool for suggesting it and Huma would be a fool to believe it.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 24, 2011 12:02 AM (AZGON)

153 Sounds like someone's trying very hard to make you persue the story. The letter is classic trolling, very professional. Probably from the same man who dumped the screencaps. They got you good.

Posted by: nati

Yeah, they're really taking Ace apart with this brilliant plan. Weiner had been working on it for years, first step: sending dick pics to strangers.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 24, 2011 12:02 AM (tsC/8)

154 147: They got you good.

All they got was more than they ever bargained for.

Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 12:02 AM (BARAe)

155 92 The wording, and syntax used is pretty weird...

Not really. Each sentence makes an assertion, and all serve some purpose in driving the letter forward (i.e., no random asides).  It looks like a poor imitation of a lawyer's writing.  Particularly the closing: "Thank you for your cooperation and your understanding. Yours Truly" -- that's lawyer boilerplate.

So my money is on Alicia being a paralegal.  But if anyone is taking bets, I want good odds, since these people are usually teachers or computer lab dorks.

Posted by: wooga at June 24, 2011 12:03 AM (IhzyJ)

156 Weiner had been working on it for years, first step: sending dick pics to strangers. I think by now we can all agree that in point of fact Weiner was actually getting his career advice from the Underpants Gnomes.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 24, 2011 12:04 AM (AZGON)

157 @133,

Mike, great minds think alike.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 24, 2011 12:05 AM (s3BuI)

158 I vote for some IT assistant asshole and his buddies sitting around a laptop in a hipster bar drunk off their asses.

Posted by: sifty at June 24, 2011 12:05 AM (BARAe)

159 If any of you other gun nuts are up late hand loading or whatever -- http://tinyurl.com/5swd2po

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 24, 2011 12:06 AM (7P7Ij)

160

Honey Ewok don't give a shit!

Posted by: Randall at June 24, 2011 03:28 AM (1/5pU)

ROTFL

Posted by: wooga at June 24, 2011 12:10 AM (IhzyJ)

161 @162 awesome

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at June 24, 2011 12:11 AM (ZRN7N)

162 pirate of the perineum at June 24, 2011 04:11 AM (ZRN7N) I C WUT U DID THAR

Posted by: Lt. Drebin at June 24, 2011 12:12 AM (JEVge)

163 I take it we are no longer in danger of the ban-hammer for mentioning the name Gennette Cordova anymore?

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 24, 2011 12:22 AM (QxGmu)

164 I think you only get the ban hammer if you mention the underage girls by name.

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at June 24, 2011 12:25 AM (ZRN7N)

165 It'd be cool if the person making the threat actually showed up at your place. Then you can legally kill a liberal! Yay!


Posted by: gride at June 24, 2011 12:28 AM (7Iqhu)

Posted by: nike high heels at June 24, 2011 12:28 AM (oj7Zq)

167 I think you only get the ban hammer if you mention the underage girls by name.

Except I thought that Lee Stranahan (a liberal, but with integrity) has already proved that there were no underage girls, just sock-puppets?  I put that as a question because I'm not really sure what's true in this story anymore (except that Weiner is a pervert; that much is undeniable).

This story really should (and would) have ended with a lying Congressman coming clean about his sordid behavior and dicpics.  But as they say, when you're catching flack, you must be over the target.  If Ace is getting "death threats" unless he backs away from Cordova, then there's probably still some major story with Cordova yet to be uncovered.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 24, 2011 12:34 AM (QxGmu)

168

Weiner has been in for 7 terms, yet can't pay his dues and drives an unlicensed '88 Pathfinder that has seen better days.

What, he has a gambling habit too?

Oh, and that's not a serious threat, but nail it to the wall anyway. 

Posted by: Meremortal at June 24, 2011 12:39 AM (7FgWm)

169 "
Except I thought that Lee Stranahan (a liberal, but with integrity) has already proved that there were no underage girls, just sock-puppets? "


Rod it seems that two of the girls were not using their real names.  I'm not sure about the third.  I also think it's not proven underage girls didn't exist just because some IDs were fake.  Implausible as it may seem.  Which is very in one case.

Posted by: Dustin at June 24, 2011 12:42 AM (Q3nWV)

170

Remember the death threats in Wisconsin?  Graphic, scary shit.

The sender?

Some dipshit schoolteacher.

Sleep well, ace.  No one who could do anything would bother to email a threat.


Posted by: dr noah body at June 24, 2011 12:44 AM (Joerg)

171

Wouldn't the better theory at this point be that it's Patterico sending you these threats to keep interest high?  Or better yet, it's GC herself, who is trying to look like she being stalked so she can claim a hack and then ????  / profit?

The byzantine convolutions of this story have gone round the bend for me.


Posted by: dr noah body at June 24, 2011 12:46 AM (Joerg)

172 The girl in Delaware is a minor.

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at June 24, 2011 12:47 AM (ZRN7N)

173 The girl in Delaware is a minor.

Agreed, but she's probably the least interesting piece of the puzzle.  The police have already investigated that rabbit hole as far down as it goes, and it's empty.  She has nothing to do with the whole Gennette/"Betty"/"Veronica"/PatriotUSA mess, which is apparently the story now (since Weiner has essentially removed himself from the story at this point).

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 24, 2011 12:53 AM (QxGmu)

174 What's everybody talkin about?

Posted by: Mr Scribblers proctologist at June 24, 2011 12:53 AM (p6fOG)

175 Agreed.  Within the context of this part of the story, there are no underage girls, just sock puppets.

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at June 24, 2011 12:56 AM (ZRN7N)

176 "The police have already investigated that rabbit hole as far down as it goes, and it's empty. "

We're not really sure of that.  Until someone actually gets in touch with facebook, twitter, etc, we don't know.

"She has nothing to do with the whole Gennette/"Betty"/"Veronica"/PatriotUSA mess,"

They were interacting with Ethel.  But I see what you mean.  Gennette claims to have been more interested in Betty for some reason. 

Anyway, I can't help you solve the puzzle.

Posted by: Dustin at June 24, 2011 01:00 AM (Q3nWV)

177 I get this type of shit from Holder all the time.

Posted by: Kenneth E. Melson at June 24, 2011 01:11 AM (ZgvjV)

178 Next scene : Ace wakes up and feels wetness at his feet.  Pulls down the covers and screams in horror as he discovers honey badger's severed head.

Seriously, stay safe.  You never know with these wackos.

Posted by: hoss at June 24, 2011 01:13 AM (NBfj0)

179 So Winston Wolf is now a sock-tranny named Alicia. Who knew? I bet they skipped to the sucking each other's dicks part already.

Posted by: Anonymoose at June 24, 2011 01:19 AM (ZgvjV)

180 Death threats?  Holy Schmoly.  They deserve whatever is coming to them.

Also, did this make anyone else think of this?  http://tinyurl.com/cq8ees


Posted by: Pmzey at June 24, 2011 01:37 AM (pmzey)

181 Everybody is brave behind a keyboard. This person is a fraud. A real fixer would have tried to invalidate Ace. Alicia has created a mess rather than fuel the blogs like this. But, to be sure, Ace and company have been pissing off some very powerful people with a strong sense of entitlement. Keep after the story and I bet this is an operative with in the party.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at June 24, 2011 01:39 AM (H86Qw)

182 Bad sentence there-too tired to fix.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at June 24, 2011 01:41 AM (H86Qw)

183 When Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull) had a baby, his wife pestered him about not writing her a lullaby, since he had made enough money to buy 300,000 acres and an entire island by writing and singing songs.  Perturbed, he wrote the following and titled it, "No Lullaby":

Keep your eyes open and prick up your ears ---
rehearse your loudest cry.
There's folk out there who would do you harm
so I'll sing you no lullaby.
There's a lock on the window; there's a chain on the door:
a big dog in the hall.
But there's dragons and beasties out there in the night
to snatch you if you fall.

So come out fighting with your rattle in hand.
Thrust and parry. Light
a match to catch the devil's eye. Bring
a cross of fire to the fight.

And let no sleep bring false relief
from the tension of the fray.
Come wake the dead with the scream of life.
Do battle with ghosts at play.

Gather your toys at the call-to-arms
and swing your big bear down.
Upon our necks when we come to set
you sleeping safe and sound.

It's as well we tell no lie
to chase the face that cries.
And little birds can't fly
so keep an open eye.
It's as well we tell no lie
so I'll sing you no lullaby.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 24, 2011 02:04 AM (VfmLu)

184 Totally psycho. I wonder if all these DMs and emails and such go back to one singular person... a nut on the net.

Posted by: coondawg68 at June 24, 2011 02:40 AM (VhcOZ)

185 Adjoran, I lived next door to Ian Anderson's brother Alistair in Scotland.  The first time I saw Tull, the opening act was The Association.  This was of course long before the advent of dirt. 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 24, 2011 02:42 AM (NuSRu)

186 The email reads like a letter written by a mother to protect a child.

Posted by: Nomennovum at June 24, 2011 03:01 AM (DAlV6)

187 'I cannot assure your safety' from a total stranger is definitely an implied threat.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2011 03:04 AM (X6akg)

188 Crowdsource this. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Sock fail at June 24, 2011 03:09 AM (Fw2Gg)

189

Downside of Weinergate: You're getting death threats from crazies.

 

Upside of Weinergate: You're kinda sorta internet friends with JAYNE  EFFING COBB.

 

I think it's time that you combine the two and ask for some assistance from Vera.

Posted by: Lauren at June 24, 2011 03:15 AM (B0eUN)

190 Patterico has posted the header of his email from this person. Sunnyvale, CA seems to be the point of origination.

Posted by: Anon 1:50 at June 24, 2011 03:39 AM (OoXj6)

191 Shit, I've forgotten more about inflicting street-level violence than any fucking libtard will ever know. Just ask the Chicago Police Department, my lawyer, the judge and the Illinois Department of Corrections.

Oh yeah, and a few Vice Lords and Latin Kings.

I got my shit together though, when I got out, got my degree and a job. Nothing turns a cocksucking gangster into a conservative Republican quite like staggering income taxes on a shit hamburger-flipping job.

Give me her address if you find her. Most of the people I know don't give a fuck.

Posted by: "Junebug" - Reformed Gangster Disciple at June 24, 2011 03:42 AM (PET8M)

192 Google Alicia Pain.. seems like a popular internet pseudonym.  So, we chalk up one point for this dude (99% likelihood it's a dude) for picking a handle not easily traced to anything in particular.

The wording is weird.  Poor punctuation.  That first email with the short sentences.. kinda clipped.

By the third email, I think Ace got to him..  He's writing in paragraphs now.

All in all.. it really makes no sense.  So, using Sherlockian deduction, this retard must just want to get a thrill from seeing a whole thread or two about his "threats".  I think you been punked, Ace.  The fact he sent the same email to two bloggers almost guarantees that.

And good luck on tracing this guy.  He was probably sitting in a parking lot stealing free internet from the library or Starbucks.  That's what I would do, or use proxies.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2011 03:57 AM (Wm4Mf)

193 >>It is very upsetting to some friends of mine.

Gotham Princess is back!

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2011 03:57 AM (TFxd0)

194 Last night it occurred to me that the sockpuppets were perhaps working to protect Huma Abedin by keeping tabs on Weiner's odd, but somewhat publicly known, proclivities.

Focus upon the sockpuppets that generate threats to protect "clients" seems to indicate an effort to protect someone with a high profile related to the story, but the damage is already done with Weiner.  Protecting Abedin because she knew about Weiner from the get-go?  

Posted by: CausticConservative at June 24, 2011 04:01 AM (gT3jF)

195 The most shocking part of this story is that ace answers his email. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2011 04:02 AM (TFxd0)

196 The most shocking part of this story is that ace answers his email. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2011 08:02 AM (TFxd0)

Only the death threat ones.  Keeps him grounded.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2011 04:10 AM (X6akg)

197

Give me her address if you find her. Most of the people I know don't give a fuck.

I think an IP bomb would be more in order.  When this Geek's MAC starts smoking out the USB ports and a punisher skull starts flashing on the screen - he'll get the message.

Posted by: trainer at June 24, 2011 04:13 AM (Rojyk)

198 Good grief.  The blogosphere must be getting close to someone.  The only question is who.  They are getting really, really desperate now.  Odds that this is somehow linked to Sockdad?  High.

Posted by: cinyc at June 24, 2011 04:54 AM (hOnh2)

199 Nobody who uses the word "insure", instead of ensure, can possibly have a job that pays well.

Posted by: Realist at June 24, 2011 04:58 AM (5ImVR)

200 #40) I'm trying to remember if there was a time I was young and drunk enough to be that stupid, but I'm too drunk to remember.

I'm still young enough to be that stupid.  Been trying to cut down on the drinking though.  Always a good idea.

Posted by: Jack at June 24, 2011 05:01 AM (kCT7A)

201 Ace's real name is Fox Mulder!

Alicia is The Cigarette Smoking Man! Case solved.  (I'm really glad it wasn't Fluke Man.)

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2011 05:02 AM (ndlFj)

202 My guess is that Alicia Pain's IP address is the White House.

A lot of long boring nights there, I bet.

Posted by: Jack at June 24, 2011 05:03 AM (kCT7A)

203 Alica seems a little late on her threats.  "Janitors" are contacted to clean up before the mess becomes public, not after.  It's a little late to put Humty-Dumpty back together again.

Posted by: lan sing at June 24, 2011 05:06 AM (YHrQZ)

204 I am the Viper. The Viper is coming Posted by: Old G.I. Joe Cartoon I know exactly which one that is too..

Posted by: Dave C at June 24, 2011 05:08 AM (c5+HX)

205

There is no need for that type of language.

"Alicia" wrote that, but not in response to ace calling "her" a stupid cunt, but only after ace said he would make "her" an internet star. So I'm thinking that "Alicia" is a chick in the same way that all those left-wing Muslim lesbian bloggers are.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 24, 2011 05:13 AM (7EV/g)

206

Sunnyvale, CA seems to be the point of origination.

Be carefule, ace, "Alicia" is really Buffy Summers!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 24, 2011 05:16 AM (7EV/g)

207 This person is a troll.  A stupid troll for making idle threats, but still a troll.


Posted by: Lee Reynolds at June 24, 2011 05:17 AM (5KnyG)

208 Psst...

You do realize you're being distracted by fake fakery to keep your nosey nose off the real stories.

Look! A squirrel!

Posted by: White House Distraction Czar at June 24, 2011 05:18 AM (wOaLi)

209 Thou shalt meet your fundraising quotas for the DNCC


Hey, are you just snarking or was he having a hard time fundraising? Because that would indeed make him a third tier political hack.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 24, 2011 03:51 AM

It was reported in Politico that he was so far under quota he had to get the pep talk from Alec Baldwin


Posted by: kbdabear at June 24, 2011 05:26 AM (so1xa)

210 This is proably sojme disfunctional freak.  Anybody really trying to hurt you doesnt let you know they are coming.

Posted by: thunderb at June 24, 2011 05:29 AM (OnkMW)

211 Let slip the dogs of war!

And let US know what happens :-)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 24, 2011 05:32 AM (eqTkp)

212

Let me sign on here as part of the family. 

Ace, make sure you post all the info you find on this turd.  If something happens, public info makes it easier to track people down. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at June 24, 2011 05:36 AM (dJ7er)

213 IIRC Patterico is an LA prosecutor who is either formerly or currently working in the gang homicide field. Does this anonymous interwebs stalker think she can intimidate him?
Ace is an Ewok and just remember what those bad boys did to a whole battalion of Stormtroopers with light armor support.

Posted by: Have Blue at June 24, 2011 05:38 AM (XPwyF)

214

I find it immensely amusing the extent with which some are trying to get this story to go away. I spent way too much time reading the Patterico thread, and all I've come up with is this gennette chick, using a passive-aggressive approach, trying to steer the inquiries by the Patterico commentariat away from herself and teh weiner.

She maintains that she has proof that she and teh weiner discussed the fake twitter accounts prior to teh weiner responding to them. The whole thing seems implausible.

Posted by: boned to the bone at June 24, 2011 05:41 AM (0ba8c)

215 "What do you think happens when ten of the biggest blogs on the internet are the top rated return for your name and all list your as sending death threats through the internet?"

Wait, The HQ is a top ten blog? I mean, it is for me, but still.

Posted by: Tom at June 24, 2011 05:44 AM (nQR0p)

216
Deer Alicia,

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

MoronNation will drop on you like a ton of bricks, your life will be turned upside down and inside out. You'll wish the earth would open up and swallow you whole.

Oh, and if you're curious, that's the easy way.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 05:52 AM (1hM1d)

217

"You need to stop digging into Genette Cordova and Rep. AW.
I cannot insure your safety if you continue..."

I can insure Ace's safety.

Posted by: Mossberg 500 Shotgun at June 24, 2011 05:55 AM (FUEui)

218 I tell you, it's a disturbing thing when someone discovers he's been emailing himself.
Take note of any incoming in purple font.

Posted by: Sybil at June 24, 2011 05:59 AM (wOaLi)

219

Typical leftist behaviour, sorry to say. Ace, take precautions like loading wadcutters and hollow point alternating. Pick up an ankle holster too and a backup weapon.

Coat your boot knife with Tabasco Sauce (tm). Just because it make's them scream more.

Good luck, keep yourself safe and prosecute the little filthy hippy.

 

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 24, 2011 06:00 AM (NRoaR)

220
And what I'm learning about these cocksuckers is they always have to bring your family into it.

Of course. They have no shame, and they know that will at least give you pause. And they claim we're the inherently racist, violent lot? ah, projection...

If they put one of ours in the hospital, we put two of theirs in prison.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 06:01 AM (1hM1d)

221 Unless yahoo has changed, it includes the originating IP address of the user in their their message headers.  What are the odds it's coming from some DNC office?

Posted by: horny dolphin at June 24, 2011 06:02 AM (MOHSR)

222 NY and MA both have conceal carry...just sayin'

Posted by: beedubya at June 24, 2011 06:06 AM (AnTyA)

223 /raises eyebrow

Either someone tried a half-ass trolling threat, or there's something that hasn't been found here yet.

And now my brain is churning.  Pieces are coming together...but this is Ace's blog, I'll leave that sort of thing to him.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 24, 2011 06:07 AM (GBXon)

224
However, I am sure there are those in the Moron Nation that are skilled at IT forensics if called upon...

I've looked at the headers posted at Patterico's, and there's nothing particularly interesting in them. Now, if Ace gets the subpena and gets Yahoo to roll over, that could get interesting...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 06:08 AM (1hM1d)

225 10 bucks in my hot little hands says its

A) Mehgan McCain
B) Ariana Huffington
C) Bernardine Dorn

i was gonna offer option
D) Bill Ayers

But the writing doesn't stand up to his masterpiece Dream's of my Faddah and "Alicia" misused insure.  Writer is clearly either A) Illiterate and ignorant or B) not a native speaker, or C) Batshit Crazy  which dovetails nicely with the choices presented in A B and C above.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka at June 24, 2011 06:09 AM (bs3JI)

226 Alicia Pain's identity??

Well, there is a certain ex-congressman, whose allegedly pregnant wife is now staying with a "friend" in Chappaqua, who has a lot of time on his hands now.

I can picture him in his grey boxer briefs running down the battery of his iPhone snapping pictures of his dork getting angrier and angrier while knocking back Pomegranate Raspberry Wine Coolers..

...so this high-functioning man has to release that pent-up emotion, right?

Posted by: beedubya at June 24, 2011 06:18 AM (AnTyA)

227 Ace, what were the magic words, "my clients"?

Posted by: MetaThought at June 24, 2011 06:24 AM (P9BqI)

228

High five ace! You really aren't someone on the internet unless someone threatens your life.

Keep up the great work and I'll put a horsehead in your bed you big lug

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 24, 2011 06:30 AM (NCw5u)

229 Take this pig to the wall.

Posted by: Emperor Napoleon at June 24, 2011 06:31 AM (epBek)

230 I meant that in a non-violent, metaphorical subpoena-Yahoo janitorial kind of way.

Posted by: Emperor Napoleon at June 24, 2011 06:32 AM (epBek)

231

Fake but Real!

Real Fake!

Keeping Fake Real!

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2011 06:36 AM (LkWuF)

232
Nobody who uses the word "insure", instead of ensure, can possibly have a job that pays well.



On the contrary. I'm thinking that this person DEFINITELY has a college education, and probably Ivy League at that. My first guess was "current Ivy League faculty", but they wouldn't have been as subtle.

The overblown sense of entitlement and superiority is the giveaway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2011 06:37 AM (8rHXV)

233

for some reason the writing style of those emails reminds me of a Nigerian scam email.

Same level of intelligence anyway.

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at June 24, 2011 06:38 AM (kaOJx)

234

Is this internet janitor unionized?

That might explain the threats.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2011 06:39 AM (LkWuF)

235 Yeah Ace, what's the magic word or phrase that makes this actionable? The first threat wasn't enough?

Posted by: Iblis at June 24, 2011 06:42 AM (9221z)

236 "10 bucks in my hot little hands says its
A) Mehgan McCain
B) Ariana Huffington
C) Bernardine Dorn"

Can't be Meghan unless there was syrup on it.  Was it sticky, Ace?  Plus, let's be honest.  Meghan wouldn't know the meaning of half the words that were used.

Posted by: Kensington at June 24, 2011 06:44 AM (uaEZS)

237

#211 "left-wing Muslim lesbian bloggers"

pics please

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2011 06:44 AM (LkWuF)

238 Go Get Um Ace.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 06:48 AM (c4tXj)

239

Hey, dipshit. "alicia_pain18", or whatever. You want Ace's family -- I'm Ace's family.He's got a really big goddamned family.

I am Spartacus!


Posted by: mamma b at June 24, 2011 06:50 AM (td27g)

240 Ace,
Release the AOS Honey Badger on this bitch/man bitch.


Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2011 06:56 AM (iYbLN)

241 I'm sure someone else has already noticed it, but that "janitor" stuff is a pretty perfect parallel to how the Repairman Jack character describes himself in the eponymous (semi)sci-fi thriller/crime series.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 24, 2011 07:09 AM (Z05lF)

242 Here's my profile of the idiot:

Single
23ish years old
Slightly overweight to fat as shit
Works in the secretarial services industry - at a boring/uncool business
Likes comics and Lifetime Original Movies
Has cats
Huge crush on Hugh Jackman
Family admits she has "emotional problems"
Drives a small sensible car - or a Razor Scooter
Loves Mac and Cheese
Marginal personal hygiene skillz
Forgets to flush

Keep this on file.  It's all true.  You can look it up later.


Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2011 07:16 AM (TXKVh)

243 248 Here's my profile of the idiot:

Single
23ish years old
Slightly overweight to fat as shit
Works in the secretarial services industry - at a boring/uncool business
Likes comics and Lifetime Original Movies
Has cats
Huge crush on Hugh Jackman
Family admits she has "emotional problems"
Drives a small sensible car - or a Razor Scooter
Loves Mac and Cheese
Marginal personal hygiene skillz
Forgets to flush

Keep this on file.  It's all true.  You can look it up later.

You forgot: 

Owns and maintains10 separate WoW accounts

Posted by: EC at June 24, 2011 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

244 248 Here's my profile of the idiot:

Single
23ish years old
Slightly overweight to fat as shit
Works in the secretarial services industry - at a boring/uncool business
Likes comics and Lifetime Original Movies
Has cats
Huge crush on Hugh Jackman
Family admits she has "emotional problems"
Drives a small sensible car - or a Razor Scooter
Loves Mac and Cheese
Marginal personal hygiene skillz
Forgets to flush

Keep this on file.  It's all true.  You can look it up later.

Sort of sounds like Megan McCain. Except for the hygiene thing, Megan always looks clean. 

Posted by: Long Island at June 24, 2011 07:49 AM (TiURi)

245 Two Words, ace: Human. Shields. - They're your co-bloggers. Use them. They knew this day would come. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 24, 2011 07:51 AM (h6mPj)

246 ACE, You CAN use me for your human SHIELD. I AM A PLOVER. not a DUCKER. -

Posted by: Spurwing Ploverist at June 24, 2011 07:53 AM (h6mPj)

247 Weiner had already resigned I had thought?

Trying to fathom what more could come to light that would make  this Person feel they needed to stop Ace and Others.

It doesn't seem like a good way to make people back off.. seems to light a fire under what Whoever would like to see die down?

and although this reads like a tough guy/gal from a Law and Order
skit..  It should be  taken it seriously,

peace and safety to ace and his loved ones.






Posted by: willow at June 24, 2011 07:55 AM (h+qn8)

248 How freakishly weird this all is... what about Ace's blog and readers would make "Alicia" think that Ace is the kid of guy who would respond well to threats?

I wonder if The Janitor does windows...

Posted by: Robin at June 24, 2011 08:05 AM (6uXZa)

249 I just Asked you nicely to drop this story. It is VERy upsettinG to somE friends of mine. I hope you find the widom to Just drOp it. SomEpeople just don't know when they have WON. You won. The story is over. See, that proves it wasn't me. I wouldn't have left out the second "A". Or threatened you with death. And I would have done it in the comments, not email. Without a copy to Patterico.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:08 AM (bN5ZU)

250 Alicia need to take "Constructing the Meaningful Threat" 101 to brush up on her composition skills.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 08:28 AM (c4tXj)

251 The whole "Internet Janitor" vibe reeks of a social retard imagining how a "fixer" would talk. That narrows it down to...only half the internet.

Posted by: Anonymoose at June 24, 2011 08:34 AM (ZgvjV)

252 The whole "Internet Janitor" vibe reeks of a social retard imagining how a "fixer" would talk. That narrows it down to...only half the internet. Actually, only a quarter of the internet because from her name we know she must be a woman.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:36 AM (bN5ZU)

253 On the other hand, Ace, think Squeaky Fromme. Insane losers can still be dangerous. Track her down, but also report it to the police. If she does meet the profile of pathetic loser, weird, powerless, isolated, frustrated ... those are the ones that can do the batshit crazy stuff, even to tough guys. She's probably nothing but an especially stupid poser but I would still report it.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 08:38 AM (c4tXj)

254 Indeed, I would be shocked (shocked!) that a dude would pretend to be a chick on the internet.

Posted by: Anonymoose at June 24, 2011 08:40 AM (ZgvjV)

255 "262 Indeed, I would be shocked (shocked!) that a dude would pretend to be a chick on the internet." Or even a lesbian in Britain. Gasp

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 08:41 AM (c4tXj)

256 ACE!

THE E-MAILS ARE COMING FROM....INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: nickless at June 24, 2011 08:42 AM (MMC8r)

257 ace, I just dropped a C note on you via PayPal. Not looking for a quid pro quo here, but if this elevates to the point where it gets legal attention, I'd appreciate being considered for a permanent front row seat in the courtroom. I'm looking to go all-out Dominick Dunne covering this in order to pen my magnum opus, Another Moron, Not Full-Grown.

Posted by: No Whining at June 24, 2011 08:43 AM (HmCnI)

258 Of course if you really wanted revenge you could set your fangirls on Alicia. There wouldn't be a piece larger than a nickel left.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 08:45 AM (c4tXj)

259 "my clients" are the magic words, because that makes it a conspiracy, and by sending the email, there's an action in furtherance of the conspiracy. Easier to get subpeonas for conspiracy than for a lone actor. And it doesn't even have to be a real conspiracy (that is, there doesn't really have to BE clients, just a reasonable suspicion that there might be).

Posted by: XBradTC at June 24, 2011 08:45 AM (X0Ona)

260 Indeed, I would be shocked (shocked!) that a dude would pretend to be a chick on the internet. The "Joe" is for Josephine, btw. I'm single, 5'7", blonde hair, 36-24-36, into modeling. Turn-ons: average to homely-looking unemployed or underpaid men, of any height. Turn-offs: Rude people, guys close-minded about sex.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:47 AM (bN5ZU)

261 Josephine you little "honeypot" , what a tease

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at June 24, 2011 08:50 AM (c4tXj)

262 Sorry, left out my weight: 570 lbs.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:50 AM (bN5ZU)

263 NEVER go against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!



Ace is Sicilian, right?



No?




Nevermind.

Posted by: Warden at June 24, 2011 08:52 AM (KulgD)

264 But 450 lbs of it is from an abdominal tumor so I'm otherwise quite fit.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:52 AM (bN5ZU)

265 Did I say tumor? I meant vestigial conjoined twin.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 24, 2011 08:53 AM (bN5ZU)

266 Is this a report to local PD crime or a federal crime to threaten someone via the interwebbies?

Posted by: mpfs at June 24, 2011 08:55 AM (iYbLN)

267 @273, Quit stealing LauraW's schtick.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 24, 2011 08:56 AM (X0Ona)

268 "Single
23ish years old
Slightly overweight to fat as shit
Works in the secretarial services industry - at a boring/uncool business
Likes comics and Lifetime Original Movies
Has cats
Huge crush on Hugh Jackman
Family admits she has "emotional problems"
Drives a small sensible car - or a Razor Scooter
Loves Mac and Cheese
Marginal personal hygiene skillz
Forgets to flush"

Holy God, it's like you've been watching me!

Posted by: Kensington at June 24, 2011 08:57 AM (uaEZS)

269 I meant vestigial conjoined twin.

Quade, open your pants, quade.

Posted by: kuato at June 24, 2011 08:59 AM (GTbGH)

270 Alicia -

I know you are reading this.  This note is for you.

If Ace goes down, ten more morons rise to take his place.  And so on.

This is like the beginning of Christianity, and Ace is our moron St. Paul.

I'm pretty sure Chris Christie is Jesus Christ, and Cahrles Johnson is John the Baptist, that weird dude out in the desert who kinda got things started but then went way off the deep end.

As always, Clapton is God.

Get the picture, wiseguy?  Don't mess.

- Z

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at June 24, 2011 09:03 AM (sXUiz)

271

"You need to stop digging into Genette Cordova and Rep. AW.
I cannot insure your safety if you continue..."

I can insure Ace's safety.

Posted by: Mossberg 500 Shotgun at June 24, 2011 09:55 AM (FUEui) 

Don't Forget Me!


Posted by: Federal Magnum Hydro-Shock Sabot Slug at June 24, 2011 09:06 AM (BkQvr)

272 >>>Yeah Ace, what's the magic word or phrase that makes this actionable? The first threat wasn't enough? The magic words were that s/he stopped speaking of her friends and made it plain that s/he was the "janitor."

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2011 09:09 AM (nj1bB)

273 It's some socially retarded idiot living out an Internet fantasy not thinking about how stupid this game is. Jeez, there are a lot of dumbasses out there. Notify the cops, Ace. Drop Jeff Goldstein an email. He'll walk you through how to handle this. Crucify this dumbass. As an example to others.

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 24, 2011 09:25 AM (uPp+h)

274 Do vestigial conjoined twins count as two women at the same time? (Bucket list question).

Posted by: Anonymoose at June 24, 2011 09:31 AM (ZgvjV)

275

Gennette Cordova is a student at some rinky-dink community college, right?

Whaddya wanna bet this is some friend of hers who is "majoring" in IT or some other sort of programming major? 

It's a thought....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 24, 2011 09:48 AM (wtQcz)

276 Cognitive infiltration of conspiracy theorizing is not allowed, Jeremiah...it violates the official decoder ring rules.

Of course, when we call for a "cleanup", the Men in Black are scraping up an alien mess.

You will have to be neuralized now, please look straight into the light here....Bill Ayers is a college professor of impeccable credentials, his wife is a pillar of the community at Northwestern, young Miss McCain is a pretty flower blooming on the political landscape and you will not remember the other lady's name...while your favorite restaurant is now IHOP and you like to order the Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity.

That is all.

Oh, and vote straight Democratic ticket from now on.

We're outta here.

Posted by: mama cass pain at June 24, 2011 10:45 AM (oxqER)

277 Nobody who uses the word "insure", instead of ensure, can possibly have a job that pays well.

Posted by: Realist

Or they work for the Government.

Posted by: rabidfox at June 24, 2011 11:03 AM (67hqD)

278 Must be a low-budget cleaning service.

Posted by: koam (@wittier) at June 24, 2011 05:17 PM (eFcPA)

279 Ace that was pretty Fing awesome!

Posted by: Miikeb at June 24, 2011 05:29 PM (wN+Ed)

280 @77
.."heavily armed, morally flexible,..."


morals?
heh..

Posted by: j2 at June 25, 2011 04:40 AM (/VEaU)

281

Ace,

Here's hoping you give Alicia a lot of Pain.

Posted by: SFC MAC at June 25, 2011 09:20 AM (WB46i)

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