April 24, 2011
— Ace A little Easter Ham.
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Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2011 08:33 AM (MMC8r)
hey Breitbart......... have you ever dipped your balls in pudding?
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:42 AM (p4Yeg)
Why does it smell like the old civility?
Posted by: Full Moon at April 24, 2011 08:43 AM (DtbEv)
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 08:47 AM (I6Oc6)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 24, 2011 08:48 AM (dQMTH)
Down south they drag the Pink Peeps behind the pick-up trucks on Easter Morning.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2011 08:51 AM (LBSBy)
Posted by: robtr at April 24, 2011 08:52 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: melvin at April 24, 2011 08:53 AM (3OCZw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 24, 2011 12:43 PM (eOXTH)
Kroger has those for sale, made by Tony Chachere or however the hell it's spelled. It looks pretty frickin' good, I might have to pick one up.
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 08:53 AM (+u1kK)
No justice, no peeps!
Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2011 08:56 AM (6zFxS)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost
Sure they can, are they edible is what I will find out this evening.
Posted by: sTevo at April 24, 2011 09:01 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Bebe'sboobs destroy at April 24, 2011 09:01 AM (BkeAw)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 09:01 AM (neqDo)
And in case no one else noticed our Commie friends over at Google don't have any sort of cool and artsy rendition of their name that reflects the Resurrection like they did for Earth Day
Frieda Kahlo would be pleased if she weren't burning in a lake of fire right now.
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 09:02 AM (+u1kK)
Down south they drag the Pink Peeps behind the pick-up trucks on Easter Morning.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2011 12:51 PM (LBSBy) .
well i have never done that, not sure about some of my buddies i grew up with tho.
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 09:02 AM (p4Yeg)
The story of Easter is a reminder of the shared values we have with those who are currently struggling for their freedom in the Middle East.
Case in point...the Resurrection and the Ascension were really two sides of the same coin.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at April 24, 2011 09:06 AM (LBSBy)
She does other great videos for The Daily Caller: http://tinyurl.com/6zakg9d
Oh, and Full Moon- yeah, I've had a crush on her for a while too. Luckily for her, she's getting married soon. (She's totally out of my league, and that'll make it extra official.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 24, 2011 09:13 AM (xC+kV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2011 09:14 AM (BkeAw)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2011 09:15 AM (7mSYS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 24, 2011 09:23 AM (eOXTH)
Besides the obvious reason this is a good day, I'm cooking, enjoying cocktails and watching Caddyshack for the millionth time.
Funny part is, I've noticed a couple Rodney Dangerfield one-liners that I'd missed before. How could that be?
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 09:27 AM (+u1kK)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2011 09:28 AM (BkeAw)
Funny part is, I've noticed a couple Rodney Dangerfield one-liners that I'd missed before. How could that be?
Because you couldn't handle all that Rodney awesomeness in one setting; You need multiple viewings to fully appreciate his shtick.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 09:31 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Andi Sullican at April 24, 2011 09:31 AM (0ba8c)
If you've ever doubted that laughter isn't spiritual... here you go.
Posted by: sickinmass at April 24, 2011 01:26 PM (1rflU)
Loved it. Watched it through twice. Forwarded it to everybody!
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2011 09:32 AM (XaQJF)
Because you couldn't handle all that Rodney awesomeness in one setting; You need multiple viewings to fully appreciate his shtick.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 01:31 PM (c0A3e)
LOL! I think you're right!
talking to D'anunnzio:
"Hey, they say for Italians, this is skilled labor!"
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 09:36 AM (+u1kK)
Besides the obvious reason this is a good day, I'm cooking, enjoying cocktails and watching Caddyshack for the millionth time.
I, too, am imbibing - in my case, a white meritage. Pretty nice. We don't have enough nibblies in the house, though, so I'm getting a bit tipsy.
ETA for ham is about an hour. Will start out with a squash soup and probably just have cheesey cauliflower as a side. I'm feeling lazy.
Blessed Easter to everyone.
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 09:36 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2011 09:37 AM (yrGif)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 24, 2011 09:37 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 24, 2011 09:38 AM (rWSsG)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 09:38 AM (neqDo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 24, 2011 09:39 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 24, 2011 09:43 AM (rWSsG)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 09:44 AM (neqDo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 24, 2011 01:37 PM (eOXTH)
Damn darn you. I was down to the Piggly Wiggly last night to buy some Peeps for exactly the same thing, but they were sold out.
You greedy so-and-so
Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2011 09:44 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 09:47 AM (neqDo)
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 01:42 PM (pW2o
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hang in there........ its 1:45 and no one has said Fuck You yet on here to anyone.
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 09:47 AM (p4Yeg)
Christine O'Donnell.
Chris Christie.
Purity!!!!
Hmmm... I guess you're right. It is mellow here today!
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 09:52 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 09:57 AM (aQjWt)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 09:59 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 10:00 AM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 01:57 PM (aQjWt) .
L......yeah that might not go so good
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:00 AM (p4Yeg)
Posted by: palerider at April 24, 2011 10:01 AM (5CusZ)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 10:03 AM (aQjWt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 24, 2011 10:04 AM (xMT+4)
I'm jealous. We haven't lived near good Chinese food since Chicago.
What did you have?
My Jewish friends usually went for pork fried rice and shrimp in lobster sauce!
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 10:04 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 10:04 AM (7wmOW)
The fawning article I read stated that it was a lovely sunny day. Do they no longer have that big WH children's Easter egg thing? Has the new regime done away with that?
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:05 AM (vKHX/)
Pork fried rice and lo mein, but the shrimp was in a black bean sauce!Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 10:05 AM (7wmOW)
Before I retired from the Army I could pass them after an all nighter, suck it up Troop. hahahahaha
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 10:06 AM (neqDo)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 10:08 AM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 10:08 AM (aQjWt)
ot: Zakat - Islamists are not charitable, unless they give to the jihad.
The very people who say they want to help reform Islam spend a lot of time lashing out -- calling everyone a fringe bigot. whatever.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 24, 2011 10:09 AM (0fzsA)
And they're also shilling some wooden "Easter eggs" with the signatures of teh Plastic Jeebus and our lovely flotus. How disgusting is that?Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:09 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: palerider at April 24, 2011 10:11 AM (5CusZ)
I remember back when the 'Nam Grunt family used to get together for cookouts and stuff and I would ask the bad members (libtards) to leave, worked out just fine.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 10:12 AM (neqDo)
I've been too busy cooking, etc. to post earlier. Ham always takes longer than the directions say so now's my chance to wish y'all a good time.
The food should be ready pretty soon -- and good tasting!
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 24, 2011 10:12 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 10:13 AM (aQjWt)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 02:08 PM (aQjWt)
yeah thats fucked up........ i've had some badass fights with some in my family, but we always got over it.....
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:13 AM (p4Yeg)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:13 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 10:15 AM (aQjWt)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 10:15 AM (neqDo)
Well, we don't have kids (which would probably change my views on this) so after years of angst over family relations (none of the problems being political, fwiw, but primarily just unnecessary nastiness) I've come to the view that just because we share some genetic characteristics, doesn't give my relatives carte blanche to torture me. I give everyone lots of chances, but after that if they can't be pleasant, why spend time with them?
The older the relative, the more slack I cut them. But even then there's a point at which I've just come to accept that there's very little there to salvage.
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 10:18 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:20 AM (p4Yeg)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:21 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 10:23 AM (neqDo)
106. This wasn't over politics. It happened last fall. And I agree with you.
My ride is here. Later
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 10:23 AM (aQjWt)
(Sigh) I'm afraid that the Easter Bunny will be taking a pass on Chez beedubya today.
My puppy, Gonzo the Ridiculous, found a rabbit's nest last night..
...the carnage
Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2011 10:23 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 24, 2011 10:25 AM (qIHlG)
......and in the beginning weren't most of them pink?
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 10:26 AM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Y-not at April 24, 2011 02:18 PM (pW2o
i do have a nephew who is a crankhead that i am about to give up on.
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:27 AM (p4Yeg)
Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2011 02:23 PM (AnTyA)
Random fact: Gonzo is spanish for goose.
Found that out the other day when the boss was writing instructions for the amigos on the board.
"Quita caca de gonzos."
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 10:28 AM (+u1kK)
P.S. are the comments going a little cattywampus for anyone else? The only options I have left are bold & italic, all else is gone.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:30 AM (vKHX/)
Bless our Brave men and Ladies and Bless the Lord!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 10:31 AM (neqDo)
Posted by: Shoppy at April 24, 2011 10:31 AM (7bRCJ)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:32 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:33 AM (p4Yeg)
Bless our Brave men and Ladies and Bless the Lord!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 02:31 PM (neqDo)
And may the Lord Bless you!
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 10:33 AM (+u1kK)
Posted by: Shoppy at April 24, 2011 10:37 AM (7bRCJ)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:41 AM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:41 AM (p4Yeg)
So I had a lot of fiber in my diet. Suckers are a bitch to pass, let me tell you.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 24, 2011 10:44 AM (iohaq)
Posted by: momma
I thought the same. Looks exactly like Helen Thomas - LOL!
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 24, 2011 10:45 AM (Ltm3F)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:47 AM (vKHX/)
Obama: Tax hypocrite
"From the reports concerning the President's tax returns he paid roughly $454,000 and change in federal taxes. Sounds like a lot doesn't it?
It is... to most people. But on taxable income of $1,700,000 it only works out to be a tad more than 26%. Woah! Wait a minute... The President--who had a taxable income of $1,700,000--paid what?
Had he voluntarily paid the rate he wished everyone else in his own income bracket to pay (39%) in federal taxes, he SHOULD have paid $663,000.
But wait there's more... To top off the sundae with a cherry, President Obama got a refund back from the government of $12,000. "
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 24, 2011 10:47 AM (0fzsA)
I just screwed up Easter by watching the Speed Channel show on electric vehicles. The puffery and Obamatron cheer leading for Government Motors was disconcerting. Also, the number of lies told about the Chevrolet Volt was astounding.
If you believed the numbers, it's revolutionary and it will forever alter America's dependency on oil. If you know the actual sales figures to date which were not mentioned in the show, you know it's a very expensive lemon far eclipsing the Edsel.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 10:49 AM (ZHsNw)
Our rules say we don't have to provide those options, so quit yer complaining missy.
Posted by: Typographers Union Local #5 at April 24, 2011 10:49 AM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 10:51 AM (vKHX/)
Peach you and everyone else have a great day. I gotta head out to Little RF's place......
Eat a Peep for the Southland.
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 10:52 AM (p4Yeg)
I think after their third quarter 23 point lead yesterday he jumped on the Dallas bandwagon.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2011 10:55 AM (54F2e)
I met a man with a wooden spring sphere named Smith.
What was the name of his other wooden spring sphere?
Happy Easter everyone.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2011 10:55 AM (XBM1t)
Posted by: swamp_yankee at April 24, 2011 11:01 AM (ZIpcL)
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 11:03 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 03:03 PM (pW2o
Did you use a glaze?
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 11:05 AM (+u1kK)
I've been having intermittent problems for about two weeks: Weird things, like spaces being added automatically and trouble with copy and paste as well as issues with the italics..
Posted by: Clueless at April 24, 2011 11:10 AM (piMMO)
More than one group? Was it possibly a coordinated attack?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 11:12 AM (c0A3e)
My puppy, Gonzo the Ridiculous, found a rabbit's nest last night..
...the carnage
Egad!
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Posted by: Clueless at April 24, 2011 11:13 AM (piMMO)
Great Peep video. Maybe I'll use that to segue into a discussion of politics with my b-i-l and f-i-l after dinner.
Coincidentally I'm staying overnight at b-i-l's house in a couple days (part of the process of going to DC to pick up a hand-me-down car that I'm dying to get my hands on), so I probably shouldn't absolutely destroy him in front of his perfectly nice family. But I should.
I owe both him and my f-i-l for years of derisive Bush Derangement Syndrome and they know it.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 24, 2011 11:16 AM (xMT+4)
Nah, I'm feeling really lazy today and I'm already pretty "glazed" from the wine. Fortunately, it didn't need it. I like a dry'ish ham with a meaty consistency and this one was really good.
Here's a good (great, actually) recipe I discovered recently for the morons who are trying to eat "healthily" (it actually doesn't taste like it's good for you): farro risotto with ham, squash, and sage. The key to this recipe is that the squash, which really needs to be grated not the canned or frozen stuff, provides the consistency you'd find in a traditional risotto made with cream an cheese. You can find farro at either an Italian market or at a grocery store that has a good hot cereal or whole grains aisle (it's often near the Cream of the West hot cereal).
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 11:16 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 03:12 PM (c0A3e)
I don't know, Kratos, it happened 6 hours ago and there don't seem to be a lot of details yet. Even for a burgeoning third-world cesspool like LA is becoming, this is pretty crazy stuff.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 11:18 AM (vKHX/)
Oh... that's kind of sad.
What kind of pup? Hound I'm guessing.
I'd like to think that my collie wouldn't eat baby rabbits. She found a baby bird once and just kept snuffling it with her nose. But I guess you never know.
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 11:19 AM (pW2o8)
I need an old brother and a young brother.
Posted by: the almost-reverand jesse jackson at April 24, 2011 11:20 AM (Y1DZt)
Oh... that's kind of sad.
What kind of pup? Hound I'm guessing.
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Actually, it was bedubya's pup at comment # 112. The freaking italics didn't work again for my comment at 149.
Posted by: Clueless at April 24, 2011 11:21 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 03:16 PM (pW2o
Wow. I've never tried making a risotto before (although I've watched Giada do it a thousand times) and that looks pretty good. How does the consistency of the squash come into play? I like the flavor but the stringiness puts me off.
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 11:30 AM (+u1kK)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 24, 2011 11:33 AM (qIHlG)
If you grate fresh butternut squash (I use a cheese grater... sort of an annoying step), it basically dissolves as you are cooking/simmering it and produces a pretty creamy consistency. I've done real risotto with arborio rice before and I'd say the consistency is very similar... although the farro grains always seem to wind up a bit nuttier than the risotto (more chewy).
My only warning about this recipe is that (for my 40-something year old digestive tract, at least) it provides a bit more roughage than you might expect. Nothing dramatic, but just don't eat a whole pot-full of the stuff! :-)
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 11:35 AM (pW2o8)
Posted by: ErikW, watching too much Caddyshack at April 24, 2011 11:37 AM (+u1kK)
Posted by: Y-not's tummy is full o' ham at April 24, 2011 03:35 PM (pW2o
Heh, 10-4.
I'll try that soon, tho. I'm always loking for something new when comes to cooking and that fits the bill.
The only problem is that I tend to screw up a new recipe on the first try but that's seems to be my method! 
Posted by: ErikW, watching too much Caddyshack at April 24, 2011 11:43 AM (+u1kK)
Posted by: ErikW, watching too much Caddyshack at April 24, 2011 03:37 PM (+u1kK)
But on you, that hat looks great!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2011 11:48 AM (XBM1t)
May all you morons enjoy your Easter.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 24, 2011 12:11 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 24, 2011 02:41 PM (yJyNa)
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the smell of baked ham.............
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:30 AM (p4Yeg)