September 02, 2011

Perry's Aggressive Debate Style, And Why He Should Avoid That
— Ace

Perry's previous debate hits are discussed at NRO.

Perry shouldn't do this:

In 2002, for instance, Perry faced businessman Tony Sanchez in the general election. At the start of their debate, the governor played it safe: He mostly ignored SanchezÂ’s swipes and listed his accomplishments with a pleasant, steady smile.

When a panelist queried Sanchez about a bank of his that was under investigation, Sanchez asserted, “There were two federal judges and three federal agencies who said management and directors weren’t involved [in the wrongdoing]. . . . So I feel very good.”

“Mr. Sanchez, you shouldn’t feel good,” a solemn Perry replied, shaking his head. “You shouldn’t feel good when the federal authorities tell you that there is drug money that came into your bank in cash in suitcases. And then you sent the money to Panama at the request of those drug dealers. . . . You failed the test of leadership.”

Later, Perry lightened up. After Sanchez criticized Perry’s environmental policies, the governor noted, “What Mr. Sanchez didn’t tell you is that he recently told a Corpus Christi newspaper that he would copy Europe and allow Texans only two ice cubes per drink.” As chuckles rippled through the audience, Perry held up two fingers — and half-heartedly suppressed a grin — to illustrate his point. “That’s his conservation plan.” He then shot a glance at his opponent and quipped, “Mr. Sanchez, you’ve been spending too much time in Europe.”

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Further into the program, Perry questioned Hutchison about her support for the Troubled Asset Relief Program. As she explained the intricacies of her decision process — just as he had planned — Perry played to the crowd, staring off into the distance with raised eyebrows as if to ask, “Is she done yet?”

It's one thing for him to do that in Texas, where people tended to know him. In that situation he can show a little personality, and a little arrogance.

In a debut on a national stage, with millions of people tuning in to see who he is, that's exactly the wrong thing to do. The first goal should to be to let people you're a serious guy, on top of things, smart, in command, not easily rattled.

The joking must wait. Particularly because the last president who had been a governor in Texas loved to tease and had a lot of confidence and charm. Perry's goal is to convince people he's actually not George W. Bush, and he can do that by restraining the personality and just projecting a smooth fluency with policy and principle.

I think he understands that, though. In this interview with Mark Levin, he just explains himself (including his support of the Texas Dream Act, which is not the federal one) and winds up actually getting a blessing from Levin -- not an endorsement, Levin stresses, but Levin calls him one of the several candidates he could support enthusiastically.

If Perry gets cute, jokesy, or swagger-y in the debate, he'll halt his momentum and lose some of it. If he stays on policy, he wins.

I think as a general matter that people have to shore up their weaknesses, not play to their strengths. Strengths are a comfort zone, and people like to stay in comfort zones; but strengths show themselves naturally, without having to emphasize them.

It's weaknesses that people are looking at. Address the weaknesses and the strengths will take care of themselves.

Clarification: I'm talking about the September 7 Republican debate at the Reagan Library, which is Perry's national debut.

Whether he can go after Obama hard, to his face, depends on how much credibility and authority he's amassed at that point (assuming he's the nominee). That's a different question.

Basically my thought on that is by the time the public is that much on your side that you can trash-talk your challenger, you've already pretty much won.

Further Clarification: I see where people are missing my point-- I didn't write it clearly.

I don't want Perry roughing up the other candidates with swagger and jokes. Of course, attack Obama -- but Perry's main goal in attacking Obama is to do so in a way that suggests that Perry knows what he's talking about and Obama doesn't.

Posted by: Ace at 12:48 PM | Comments (303)
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1 SCoaMF will cry.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (1Nzoh)

2 Can't wait for the first debate.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (1Nzoh)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 12:49 PM (1Nzoh)

4 I feel like this post is unfinished.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 02, 2011 12:49 PM (usXZy)

5 why is the font sooooooooooo big?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 12:50 PM (IpiZb)

6 Don't be telling me what to do, or who to kill.

Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 02, 2011 12:50 PM (1fB+3)

7 I disagree with Ace when he says

Posted by: wooga at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (vjyZP)

8 Just a shot in the dark but something is, I don't know, missing?

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (X6akg)

9 Linky no worky.   Mean Green !!!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who llived in Denton at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (UqKQV)

10 and more importantly....does it make my butt look big?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (IpiZb)

11 The font is as big as my enormous..........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who llived in Denton at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (UqKQV)

12 Ummm....

The bad news? Link is missing.

The good news? All your text is appearing in a lovely shade of lavender.

Posted by: lu at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (pLTLS)

13 Do you honestly think that Obama would debate Perry under any circumstances?

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (+gfwN)

14 In before the loser VPRy5 says ace is a loser!

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (5H6zj)

15 If Perry gets the nod, Obie could be in big trouble come debate time...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (dr4y0)

16 looky there......worky is over!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawwwwww!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (IpiZb)

17 Llived, as in Llamas.   ( insert Mony Python bit here )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who llived in Denton at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (UqKQV)

18 You so cute when you're concerned, Ace.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 12:53 PM (Y4pHE)

19 I must disagree. SCOAMF is the gold standard for arrogance. We have shown a tolerance. If Perry needles him, Barry will have a meltdown.

Posted by: fluffy, larger than life at September 02, 2011 12:54 PM (4Kl5M)

20 Ace you left us hanging.  The suspense is terrible.  I hope it lasts.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik channeling Willy Wonka at September 02, 2011 12:54 PM (nxptv)

21 If Perry can convince America that he is as smart, clever, charismatic and confident as Bush 43, he'll win.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 12:54 PM (+gfwN)

22 HTML FAIL

Posted by: 2 x 4 at September 02, 2011 12:54 PM (GTbGH)

23 @19
I think ace is talking about the primary debates coming up... or maybe I'm wrong.  It's been known to happen!

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 12:55 PM (5H6zj)

24 I like to joke and tease, like the retard thing and bowling, oh and the shovel ready thing - classic. I even claimed to be able to lower the sea level through my mental powers, while riding across a rainbow on a unicorn that has the ability to shit skittles

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (nVLlM)

25 In the primaries, I think you're right, Ace. I'd hedge my bets that Romney will be better in this regard.

However, in the general (and I'd hedge my bets again that Perry will be the GOP nominee), he'll need to be a bit arrogant and draw some blood from The One just to show him bleed. Not browbeat, but be assertive with some timely snark. And if we know Obama, he'll have but one debate if any at all. The last thing Obama wants is to share the stage with someone while defending his record. Perry (or whomever) would have a target rich environment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (r4t7/)

26

Sanchez was a prick

I know I consulted for his company, Sanchez-O'Brien out of Laredo.

I finally sent in a bill to them, labelled "SOB Oil Company"

They were not amused, the fuckers.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (+cOEs)

27 I'm guessing that Rick Perry just smashed Ace's door down while he was in the middle of typing that, to inform him that he disagrees.

Posted by: ArcadeHero at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (mmHDH)

28 Don't worry about Perry.  I hear that Sarah Palin is going to start going after him so we've got that going for us.  (sarc)

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 02, 2011 12:57 PM (nxptv)

29 I normally don't comment in the middle of the day but this administration is just out of control. Wait till Obama announces his populist smoke and mirrors next week. This nation will not be able to absorb the new round of spending.

Posted by: Jornolist at September 02, 2011 12:57 PM (975ga)

30

Ace was never heard from again.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 12:57 PM (+cOEs)

31 You're right.  He has enough personality that will pour through even if he just plays it professional and straight.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (fNlmA)

32 Conservative voters are ready for someone who will punch the Preznit in the nose.  McCain wouldn't lay a glove on him, and conservatives stayed home.

All voters are ready for someone who has a "Presidential" look and feel. No more atoning quota hires. Sadly for them, this urge for a leader-y candidate works against Palin and Bachman, too.

Rick F'ing Perry feels presidential.

Posted by: Luke Duke at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (C9AkW)

33 I agree with the commentor upthread.  Dick will not participate in any presidential debates.  Everyone on his election staff knows he's a 'tard when thinking on his feet without TOTUS.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (Y4pHE)

34 28 I'm guessing that Rick Perry just smashed Ace's door down while he was in the middle of typing that, to inform him that he disagrees.

Posted by: ArcadeHero at September 02, 2011 04:56 PM (mmHDH)

 

He mistook the ewok suit for a coyote.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (nxptv)

35 Ace ...

Respectfully disagree.  Strongly.

At some point, fer fook's sek, *somebody* has to go after OBungle hammer-and-tongs.  No more of this pussyfooting.

It's been shown - again and again - that OBungle's greatest weakness is his arrogance and thin skin.  Light him right the frakk up, along the lines of pointing right at him and saying:

"This clown is a total loser.  An incompetent boob.  He's proven this again and again with his idiot policies and boneheaded moves.  At every juncture, he's guessed wrong, and his inexperience and leftist ideology is ruining the country.  Let's toss him out on his misshapen ear(s)."


Posted by: sanssoucy at September 02, 2011 12:59 PM (1jzfl)

36 Please give me Palin - NBC/GE/Journolist/NYTs/MFM have been working on new skits about her since the day I won the election.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2011 12:59 PM (nVLlM)

37 I think as a general matter that people have to shore up their weaknesses, not play to their strengths. Strengths are a comfort zone, and people like to stay in comfort zones; but strengths show themselves naturally, without having to emphasize them.

Isn't Perry 9-0 in elections?  I'm not concerned about his political instincts.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 02, 2011 12:59 PM (GTbGH)

38

In a debut on a national stage, with millions of people tuning in to see who he is, that's exactly the wrong thing to do. The first goal should to be to let people you're a serious guy, on top of things, smart, in command, not easily rattled.

The joking must wait. Particularly because the last president who had been a governor in Texas loved to tease and had a lot of confidence and charm. Perry's goal is to convince people he's actually not George W. Bush, and he can do that by restraining the personality and just projecting a smooth fluency with policy and principle.

Isn't this saying that's exactly what he did though ace?  Granted he kind of did in the course of just one debate, but the quoted text says he started out serious and talked more about his record, and only later on in the debate did he "loosen his tie"

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (GULKT)

39 Ace ...

Respectfully disagree.  Strongly.

At some point, fer fook's sek, *somebody* has to go after OBungle hammer-and-tongs.  No more of this pussyfooting.

It's been shown - again and again - that OBungle's greatest weakness is his arrogance and thin skin.  Light him right the frakk up, along the lines of pointing right at him and saying:

"This clown is a total loser.  An incompetent boob.  He's proven this again and again with his idiot policies and boneheaded moves.  At every juncture, he's guessed wrong, and his inexperience and leftist ideology is ruining the country.  Let's toss him out on his misshapen ear(s)."


Posted by: sanssoucy at September 02, 2011 04:59 PM (1jzfl)

I like your way of thinking

 

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (+qHxi)

40 Dis Allah show up with Megan McCain in a thong?

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:02 PM (+cOEs)

41

and more importantly....does it make my butt look big?

No.  Would you like it to?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (2Mpi7)

42 Jesus, the only thing that's good about the 5 is that there aren't that many chalk boards.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (+gfwN)

43 Jornolist: "This nation will not be able to absorb the new round of spending."

I wonder how many Solyndras will be in the new package? At this point the incumbency protection plan surely must be to grab as much taxpayer money as possible, subsidize all political friends, and get a kickback for the election campaign... you know, the Chicago Way.

The Federal Family needs to raid the children's money since they're not nearly as inclined to give it to the Capos voluntarily.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (r4t7/)

44 29 Don't worry about Perry.  I hear that Sarah Palin is going to start going after him so we've got that going for us.  (sarc)

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 02, 2011 04:57 PM (nxptv)

I liked Palin. She was new, she talked a good game, she had charisma.

I wan't sure about the experience part. She then quit as governor of Alaska (pop. 500,000). I thought this was problematic. Her efforts afterward have not filled me with a great confidence she's up to the task.

If she wants in fine, awesome. Get in and criticize away (I don't know at what, Perry has the same ideology except he's actually been doing it). But her staying on the outside of the tent pissing in is beginning to fray any attachment I had for her. I can see the campaign commercial Obama will run against Perry with Sarah criticizing him before the "TOO EXTREME FOR PALIN" in block quotes. Frankly, what she's doing now with the soap opra drama is counterproductive not only to the party, but to the conservative movement itself.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (NCw5u)

45 Yes and no on this one.  No, he should mercilessly rain hell down on Obama.  Yes, he shouldn't use his usual tone--do it with a smile and a gentle cadence.  Kill the fool with kindness and good nature, all the while pointing out his failures and shortcomings.

That way when he lashes back, as he inevitably will, it makes it that much harder for the O-spinners.  And leaves the SCOAMF looking like the whiny, petulant punk he really is.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 02, 2011 01:04 PM (GBXon)

46 I tend to agree with Ace.  However, if Perry ends up being our candidate and Barky juts that chin in the air and gets even mildly snarky with him in a debate, take off the gloves, Rick.  That would be EPIC.  SCoaMF in a corner, crying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:04 PM (UOM48)

47

Nope... Perry should go after him hard... but with humor.

With the things going on, we either need to approach this with Anger, sadness, or amusment.

Anger does not play well long term... sadness? becomes a negative... Humor? if not overdone can be very effective...

And besides, if you LAUGH at Obama? He's going to melt down onstage...

Remember, he is a Beta Male Narcicist... his ego is his way of coping with his own insecurities.... Laugh at him??? He'll blow, IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2011 01:04 PM (NtXW4)

48

At some point, fer fook's sek, *somebody* has to go after OBungle hammer-and-tongs.  No more of this pussyfooting.

But that's going to happen anyway.

JEF has no record, and when you point that out, he throws a Presidential hissy fit. 

Perry isn't going to have to try very hard to rattle JEF.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:04 PM (2Mpi7)

49 I think if Perry did that in a debate, Barry would walk off the stage, or ask Bill Clinton to take his place.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 01:04 PM (0N5pL)

50 Ace is getting wobbly again. Remember how Jimmy Carter got reelected because Reagan's jokes and sarcasm turned off the electorate?

You've got to call it like it is. There still is a rather strong social pressure to refrain from open criticism of Obama. Blame is to be laid at the feet of Congress, or the economy, or the always popular BOOOSHHH!!!11. Make him own it, make him shoulder the burden of leadership here and now, for the first time in his life.


Posted by: Britt at September 02, 2011 01:05 PM (8VTeN)

51 As a (concerned Christian) Texan, I must disagree. This comes off as a guy who has some common sense, which is all to rare in politics and academia.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 02, 2011 01:05 PM (yTBoq)

52 what i want to hear from any campaigner, That America is excellant and will come back strong, with roll backs of regualtion where needed, throwing out Obamacare And everything economic answers

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (h+qn8)

53 hahaha.. Beckel just said that there are fewer regulations now than ever before.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (+gfwN)

54

Wait tll shit-for-brains pulls that middle finger routine during the debate.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (+cOEs)

55 Once again.  SCOAMF is not going to be debating anyone this next election cycle.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (Y4pHE)

56 Beta male calls on alpha male to act beta. BS. To go up against Obama, I want a candidate who will punch him in the nose after punching him in the stomach. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: tsj017 at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (4YUWF)

57 I think Perry will play it straight in the early debates before pulling out the pistol and capping a couple of coyotes....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (iBG44)

58 I think Ace was talking about Perry debating our other candidates. 

If he does become our guy, then go all pit bull on Barky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:06 PM (UOM48)

59 So, the government is now officially suing a bunch of big banks on behalf of Fannie/Freddie.  This entire thing is so convoluted. 

Government requires private banks to give out bad loans -->  Fannie/Freddie guarantee these same loans --> Market collapses --> Government bails out private banks and Fannie/Freddie --> Government rewrites regulations with rolling bailout fund for private banks --> Government sues banks over Fannie/Freddie losses.

I'm just left shaking my head.  None of this makes sense.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (nRTou)

60 sanssoucy @ 36, angling for a speech writer job

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (4Kl5M)

61 There's a photo of Ace on my milk carton.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (+cOEs)

62 John E, it's infuriating isn't it?

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:08 PM (h+qn8)

63 I think Perry ought to hold SCOAMF by the nose and kick him in the ass while it's still a free country.

It is still a free country, right?


....arright,  hold him by one of his Dumbo's and make a fist then...

Posted by: ontherocks at September 02, 2011 01:08 PM (HBqDo)

64 Barry has a thin skin. Ridicule is the left's favorite weapon, turning on their boyfriend will cause their heads to explode.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 02, 2011 01:08 PM (ijjAe)

65

I don't see how perry doesn't win the nom.  He can hold back in the debates and save the good stuff for the general.

Or he can be a badass.  Or a joker.  Whatever.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (+gfwN)

66 61 Makes sense only if the president is a SCoaMF and a socialist.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (1Nzoh)

67 Let Perry be Perry !      Obama will start stuttering on stage if confronted


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who llived in Denton at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (UqKQV)

68 OK got it...I will pass this along to Rick.

Posted by: izoneguy at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (i6Neb)

69 >>> If Perry needles him, Barry will have a meltdown. I'm talking about the sept 7 debate. he can attack Obama harshly once people know him.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (nj1bB)

70

/Rick Perry at the debates, throws a stack of paperwork onto the podium...

Mr. President, here are all my School Transcripts, Soc Sec Number, School records, shot records, dirvers license records, and Passport records of all my travels...

Well you let the American people see yours???

Posted by: CSPAN Epic Moments we'd Like to see at September 02, 2011 01:09 PM (NtXW4)

71 I, for one, am truly sick of pansy-asses. For cripes sakes, I prefer someone to tell it like it is and how they plan to fix things.... no flipping kissy face bs. But then I'm from Tx. I mean really...this is serious sh$t, not a run for prom queen.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:10 PM (2trrN)

72 I'm feeling irrelevant.

Perhaps it will help when I bash him tomorrow. After all I'm all about Country First.As long as it all centers around me. I'm not reading any of the polling out there and only listening to the yes men and women out at my PAC but I *really* think it's my turn. You should probably listen to what I have to say. How's my hair look?

Posted by: Cuda at September 02, 2011 01:10 PM (pLTLS)

73 If there's anything I learned from the movies, its that the guys without the sense of humor end up losing the ski race to the goofball. But that's okay, because the goofball ends up ditching the hot blond for the quirky brunette.

So Perry should reject Ace's advice, and spent the debate cracking jokes and looking right at the camera.  Plus he should nominate Bobcat Goldthwait as his VP.

Posted by: Zombie John Cusack at September 02, 2011 01:10 PM (vjyZP)

74 Did we ever get clarification on what kind Of "cOyote" perry shot? Was it the animal or human traffic kind? I'm ok with either btw

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (xhzx8)

75 Somewhere, Kay Bailey Hutchinson is crying..

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (+cOEs)

76

he can attack Obama harshly once people know him.

With the caveat that he has to let Obama open that door first.

The race card will still be in play.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (2Mpi7)

77 In the general up against Obama I'd definitely unleash the kraken.  Obama will lose it. 

In the primary, at least initially (while folks are still getting to know him), start out straight.  However, if it gets down to Perry v Romney (v the malignant dwarf Ron Paul), then I think Rick can use his swaggering style. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 01:11 PM (5H6zj)

78 Ace was murdered by a traveling font salesman.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:12 PM (+cOEs)

79 He should just be himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot at September 02, 2011 01:12 PM (utXSy)

80 AND WE'RE BIG FONTED AGAIN!

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 01:12 PM (5H6zj)

81 Let all the candidates reveal who they are, so we can make informed decisions.  If Perry continues to say stuff like, I care more about my country than Obama's feelings, he's got my vote.  

Posted by: erp at September 02, 2011 01:12 PM (Yjhpm)

82 No, ace, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs!

 I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.


Posted by: Hawkeye at September 02, 2011 01:12 PM (UqKQV)

83 I'm talking about the sept 7 debate.

he can attack Obama harshly once people know him.

I sit corrected and/or clarified. Just not ready for the 3-D chess.

Posted by: fluffy at September 02, 2011 01:13 PM (4Kl5M)

84 John E, it's infuriating isn't it?

Yeah, it is.  I mentioned this last night and I still think it's a possibility: We've heard some whispers about Barry's "Hail Mary Pass" for reelection by creating some sort of mortgage forgiveness program.  I have an weird feeling this might be related and he'll mention something about it in his little speech. 

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 02, 2011 01:13 PM (nRTou)

85 My eyes!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 01:13 PM (0N5pL)

86 77 The race card has been so OVER-played it has no value anymore.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:14 PM (2trrN)

87 I agree that he has to come across as presidential and electable- much of his appeal is that he's an experienced, electable conservative unlike Bachmann and her ilk.  If he just tosses bombs, he could lose some of that.

On the other hand, people respond well to humor; funny lines are often the most memorable.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:14 PM (SY2Kh)

88 I'm feeling broad minded right now.

Posted by: fluffy, large and in-charge at September 02, 2011 01:14 PM (4Kl5M)

89 55 hahaha.. Beckel just said that there are fewer regulations now than ever before. Yeah, that was pretty funny, But WTF, they'll never call me on it.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at September 02, 2011 01:14 PM (SjdO4)

90 This is like reading a Dr. Seuss book.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:14 PM (+cOEs)

91 Meanwhile ....

Remember when one month ago the US, to much pomp and circumstance, not to mention one downgrade,  announced a grand bargain raising the debt ceiling from $14.294 trillion to something much higher, with a stop gap intermediate ceiling of $14.694 trillion, or $400 billion more. Well, as of today, or less than a month since the expansion, total US debt is at $14.697 trillion. Yep - the total debt is again over the ceiling, which means the US debt increased by $400 billion in one month. Score one for fiscal prudence. And while the total debt subject to the limit is still slightly less, at $14.652, one week of Treasury auctions and will be time for Moody's to justify again why the US is a quadruple A credit.

(stolen from ZH)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 02, 2011 01:15 PM (4nfy2)

92    Is this the large print seniors edition?

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:15 PM (TXKVh)

93 How will the other members of ZZ Top vote?

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:15 PM (+cOEs)

94 Jesus ace, you need to cut out the soy in your diet, maybe take some kind of test booster. Confidence and a bit of good humored swagger looks pretty good compared with a vortex of incompetence and thin skinned narcissism. Doing it with humor is the key. Nobody wants Al Gore-like sighs of condescension. And God help us if Perry feels a need to dry hump Tipper on stage during the convention.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 02, 2011 01:15 PM (+lsX1)

95 Whoops-- finally fixed the HTML error. Damn, I'm a douche.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2011 01:16 PM (nj1bB)

96

Rick Perry is no racist.  He has a black horse named Millie.


Does he make her work the fields?

Jus' askin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:16 PM (2Mpi7)

97 Yeah, it is.  I mentioned this last night and I still think it's a possibility: We've heard some whispers about Barry's "Hail Mary Pass" for reelection by creating some sort of mortgage forgiveness program.  I have an weird feeling this might be related and he'll mention something about it in his little speech. 

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 02, 2011 05:13 PM (nRTou)

Unless he's paying for it out of his own pocket, I can't see that flying at all.  Another bailout, and everyone knows who foots the final bill for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:16 PM (z1N6a)

98 Damn, I'm a douche.

But do you feel "springtime fresh?"

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 01:17 PM (5H6zj)

99 ace left footprints in the snow and a big-fonted dump on my lawn

he walks on the wind, seen by no man, a legend in his own time

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 02, 2011 01:17 PM (UqKQV)

100 ouch i had to rip my contacts out.

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:17 PM (h+qn8)

101 77

The race card has been so OVER-played it has no value anymore.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 05:14 PM (2trrN)

That's racist.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (z1N6a)

102 Maybe we need to throw Warren Buffet into the volcano, the old crooked fucker.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (+cOEs)

103 I'm feeling really good about Perry. 

Posted by: willow at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (h+qn8)

104 Unless he's paying for it out of his own pocket, I can't see that flying at all.  Another bailout, and everyone knows who foots the final bill for that.

What if he's going after the banks to fund it?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (nRTou)

105

But do you feel "springtime fresh?"

You two comparing notes?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (2Mpi7)

106 Maybe we need to throw Warren Buffet into the volcano, the old crooked fucker.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 05:18 PM (+cOEs)

I hate that pina colada song, too

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (z1N6a)

107 What if he's going after the banks to fund it?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 02, 2011 05:18 PM (nRTou)

The banks with my money in them?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:19 PM (z1N6a)

108 113 I hate both Buffets.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:19 PM (1Nzoh)

109

I hate that pina colada song, too

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 05:18 PM (z1N6a)

You're thinking of Warren Zevon.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:19 PM (+cOEs)

110 Maybe we need to throw Warren Buffet into the volcano, the old crooked fucker. Posted by: Philbert Desenex

Jimmy Buffett could play that volcano song.  I'd go.  And I hate that song.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:19 PM (TXKVh)

111

Unless he's paying for it out of his own pocket, I can't see that flying at all.  Another bailout, and everyone knows who foots the final bill for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 05:16 PM (z1N6a)

 

Yup.  The American people are definitely more knowledgable about this shit now.  This would be epic fail.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 01:20 PM (Y4pHE)

112 I hate both Buffets.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 05:19 PM (1Nzoh)

I even hate Buffet restaurants.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:20 PM (z1N6a)

113 Hi guys.  Today's Murderin' Friday.  brb

Posted by: Rick Perry, bitches! at September 02, 2011 01:20 PM (UOM48)

114 115 113 I hate both Buffets.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 05:19 PM (1Nzoh)

What do you have against Luby's?

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:20 PM (+cOEs)

115 The Buffet at Western Sizzlin' is pretty good.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 02, 2011 01:20 PM (GTbGH)

116 So, what you are saying is, I have to wear pants at the first debate, but they may be optional once I blow through the tomato cans and take on the chump, err champ?

Posted by: Rick Perry is...just asking questions. at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (9CM5J)

117  I like All-You-Can-Eat buffets.  That's about it.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (TXKVh)

118 I'm feeling really good about Perry. 
Posted by: willow

Is he standing behind you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (s1vtf)

119 97 See 41 

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (o2lIv)

120

The banks with my money in them?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 05:19 PM (z1N6a)

Ha!  The banks your money used to be in .  Now it's in a SEIU vault

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (UqKQV)

121

I'm sure Obama's superior intellect and grace under fire will undermine any attempt by Perry to ridicule him with sarcastic humor.  Besides, Perry is just another stupid cowboy from Texas.  No way he can match up with the dreamy awesomeness that is President Obama.

Now, I'm off to fellate my girlfriend.

Posted by: Proudtobedonkeypunched at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (zxrQh)

122 Because I am lazy, who is showing up at this next debate? I assume everyone except for Gary Johnson and Fred Karger.

Posted by: ArcadeHero at September 02, 2011 01:21 PM (mmHDH)

123 Perry's goal is to convince people he's actually not George W. Bush,

Dude, get out more.  You're kidding, right?

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:22 PM (OhYCU)

124 Our NYC troll told us on another thread that Michelle O is going to run.

There's a snarky comment there, but I won't touch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:22 PM (UOM48)

125 Cheeseburger in hell ,bitch!!

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:22 PM (1Nzoh)

126 OK, I read the article.  There's a difference between going one-on-one against an opponent and being one of several people on stage in a debate. 

From what I read, he seems to get that- against a single opponent one can afford to be more aggressive.  When it was a multiple-candidate race, he was more "sober" according to the article.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:22 PM (SY2Kh)

127 Maybe we need to throw Warren Buffet into the volcano, the old crooked fucker.

I'll need extra virgins to wash him down. Or else.

Posted by: the volcano at September 02, 2011 01:22 PM (4Kl5M)

128 125
I met Jimmy Buffet at the Parrot Bar in Margaritaville.

Posted by: Bi-Curious at September 02, 2011 05:21 PM (Lt/Za)

Rick Perry shoots parrots from choppers. He says they give him a headache with all that "polly wants a cracker" shit..

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:23 PM (+cOEs)

129 Why all the hate?

Posted by: Phoebe Buffet at September 02, 2011 01:23 PM (5H6zj)

130 Perry's opening line in the debate should be only these words...

"Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure."

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:23 PM (OhYCU)

131 Rick Perry strikes me as being all in on his candidacy.  I'm quite certain he has some good advisers and consultants preparing him for the debates.  But, if he screws the pooch, I don't think it would end his run.  He'll have many more opportunities to redeem himself. 

Also, I have to agree with some of the other posts up the thread - I'm not sure if Barky will agree to any debates.  Especially if he doesn't see any advantage in doing so. And given his poor debate style, I don't think there would be any advantage unless he's so far down in the polls that a hail mary would be needed.

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 01:24 PM (YUwuZ)

132 The race card has been so OVER-played it has no value anymore. Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 05:14 PM

You think that, and I think that.

But there are millions of Americans, some black, some guilt-ridden whites, who will respond to cries of "racism!" like firehouse dogs to the alarm bell. Because of them, the race-baiters will continue to play their games -- and make Big Bucks at it -- and the rest of us will live with the very real fear that we're approaching a SHTF moment as the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure gets increasingly desperate.

As for Ace's contention that Perry take the Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey road to the election, I can't buy that. If ever the country needed plain truths presented bluntly, and to hell with the "optics," "civility" and "collegiality" some squishes want to see (and will never get from the liberals, even though they whine loudest about it) this is the time.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 02, 2011 01:25 PM (YjjrR)

133 Slightly o/t, but that dog/cat standoff video in the sidebar (with Spaghetti Western music) is hysterical.  I'm imagining the dog as Barky and the cat as Perry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:25 PM (UOM48)

134

That's her complaint.  No one will touch it.


Would you?

I wouldn't touch that with a robotic arm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 01:25 PM (2Mpi7)

135 Because I am lazy, who is showing up at this next debate? I assume everyone except for Gary Johnson and Fred Karger.

Buddy Roemer wasn't invited either, and he's not pleased about it.

I mean- how could we have a debate without the juggernaut that is Buddy Roemer?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:26 PM (SY2Kh)

136 okay, I see I didn't explain myself well. I meant Perry shouldn't rough up the other *REPUBLICAN* Candidates on Sept 7. That his goal is to sell himself as wise, informed, steady, reassuring. Obviously he should attack Obama. I just don't think he should attack Romney.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2011 01:26 PM (nj1bB)

137 143 Roflmao

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:26 PM (2trrN)

138 While we've been debating, our country's debt has increased by one billion dollars.

Posted by: Possible Perry Lines at September 02, 2011 01:27 PM (GTbGH)

139 I wouldn't touch it with Chaz Bono's un-inflated she-cock.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:27 PM (TXKVh)

140 I don't want Perry roughing up the other candidates with swagger and jokes.

Ah.  OK, that I can get on board with.

Even with Ron Paul.  Drives the Paulbots nuts without looking like a douche if you just smother him kindly.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 02, 2011 01:27 PM (GBXon)

141 Slightly o/t, but that dog/cat standoff video in the sidebar (with Spaghetti Western music) is hysterical.  I'm imagining the dog as Barky and the cat as Perry.

I liked the one with the ducks being blown around.  There's a metaphor for the 2010 elections there somewhere.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:27 PM (SY2Kh)

142 I understood what you were saying, ace.  I agree.  Pull out all stops if he's the candidate.  Barry's Chicago thuggery won't hold a candle to Marlboro Man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:27 PM (UOM48)

143 151 Agreed.I'd like them all to go easy on each other,actually.Try to outdo one another ripping on the SCoaMF.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:28 PM (1Nzoh)

144 149

That's her complaint. No one will touch it.


Would you?

I wouldn't touch that with a robotic arm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 05:25 PM (2Mpi7)

Me either!

Posted by: Bender at September 02, 2011 01:28 PM (NtXW4)

145 **attacking Obama is to do so in a way that suggests that Perry knows what he's talking about and Obama doesn't.** Gawd, there's so much to attack. just do it, who cares about style.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 02, 2011 01:29 PM (QxSug)

146 145

Rick Perry was good friends with Judge Roy Bean of Sanderson, TX.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at September 02, 2011 05:24 PM (Lt/Za)

Langtry, Texas.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:29 PM (+cOEs)

147  "Drives the Paulbots nuts."

What doesn't?

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:29 PM (TXKVh)

148 Under my plan America would do away with all Buffets.

Hey!! That's my idea!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at September 02, 2011 01:29 PM (mjR67)

149 Obviously he should attack Obama. I just don't think he should attack Romney.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2011 05:26 PM

You've redeemed yourself, Ace.

Romney can shit in his own messkit...doesn't need Big Rick to do that for him. Remember how weenie-ish T-Paw looked when he tried to dip Bachmann's pigtails in the inkwell?

By the time the primaries are over, the SCoaMF may have generate enough digust that Perry can sit back on his porch in Austin, sippin' tall cool ones and watching 300 million people to beg him to get sworn in early.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 02, 2011 01:30 PM (YjjrR)

150  Langtry, Texas.

As in Miss. Lilly Langtry.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:30 PM (TXKVh)

151 Rick Perry strikes me as being all in on his candidacy.  I'm quite certain he has some good advisers and consultants preparing him for the debates.  But, if he screws the pooch, I don't think it would end his run.  He'll have many more opportunities to redeem himself.

A poor performance might not kill his candidacy, but it would wound him significantly.  Expectations are high and it's the first time the public will have gotten a good look at him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:30 PM (SY2Kh)

152 Rick Perry has black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes ...

Posted by: quint at September 02, 2011 01:30 PM (GTbGH)

153 I understood what you were saying, ace.  I agree.  Pull out all stops if he's the candidate.  Barry's Chicago thuggery won't hold a candle to Marlboro Man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 05:27 PM (UOM4

The Chicago thugs are back in Chicago living off the fruits of thuggery. Barry's left in DC holding the bag.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:30 PM (z1N6a)

154 "Drives the Paulbots nuts."

What doesn't?

Yeah, I know, short trip, but I have a side bet on the over/under for major strokes inflicted.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 02, 2011 01:31 PM (GBXon)

155

Memory failed me.  Thanks, and I trust the mesquite tree still stands.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at September 02, 2011 05:30 PM (Lt/Za)

The only tree in miles.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:31 PM (+cOEs)

156 146 As for Ace's contention that Perry take the Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey road to the election, I can't buy that. If ever the country needed plain truths presented bluntly, and to hell with the "optics," "civility" and "collegiality" some squishes want to see (and will never get from the liberals, even though they whine loudest about it) this is the time. You got that right....many people I talk to are ticked off at ALL of DC....and these folks aren't all conservatives....some of those people still have residue where their Obama/Biden bumper stickers once were.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:32 PM (2trrN)

157 Women approval of OdipO at 41%.  He is on a high speed train to toastville.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 02, 2011 01:32 PM (4nfy2)

158 I mean- how could we have a debate without the juggernaut that is Buddy Roemer?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 05:26 PM (SY2Kh)

And he was so good in "Barnaby Jones" too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:32 PM (z1N6a)

159 164 "Drives the Paulbots nuts."

What doesn't?

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 05:29 PM (TXKVh)

Hmmm.... Kind of a Zen thing, but...

Can you drive someone someplace they already are?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2011 01:32 PM (NtXW4)

160 Here's the secret winning formula in the upcoming debate....

Hammer Obama.  Hammer him hard.  Ignore your opponents.  Act like you are in the race only against Obama.

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:32 PM (OhYCU)

161

Perry needs to concentrate on jobs, he is going to get hit by NBC and Politico with things he said in his book. I saw them on Morning Joe salivating to nail him on that. He needs to give a 15 second response and then change back to jobs and what a failure Obama has been.

He needs to ignore Bachman and Romney the same way, 15 seconds on whatever he was asked and then on to jobs.

NBC and Politico are going to be out for blood though.

Posted by: robtr at September 02, 2011 01:33 PM (MtwBb)

162

The only reasone for Perry not to attack Romney is to secure a VP slot.

Not a win.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:33 PM (+cOEs)

163

That's her complaint.  No one will touch it.

 

I'd hit it.  And teabag it.

Posted by: meatpoles at September 02, 2011 01:33 PM (xXhWA)

164 Thing is- Romney might take some swipes at Perry now that he's not the clear frontrunner; Bachmann might do the same.  I'm not sure he would or should just let that slide without swinging back to some degree.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:33 PM (SY2Kh)

165 @150 Thanks, I completely forgot that guy was running. And there's Thad McCotter to I just recalled

Posted by: ArcadeHero at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (mmHDH)

166 @ 169 - good point and I agree - he needs to go easy his first time out. 

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (YUwuZ)

167 Does anyone else want to hump Jerri Willis?
Posted by: Fish the Impaler

Google image search says... no.  Appreciate it,  but no.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (TXKVh)

168 177 If he's even losing the jungle fever vote,you know things are bad.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (1Nzoh)

169 Perry is going to have to take it to Romney. He can do some of that with humor though, say by joking that Romney does have a better hairstylist or some such rot.
 
A little self deprecation plays well in debate formats, since policy positions tend to be vague overall. Do something that shakes up the audience. Say something highly quotable. Don't try fitting your foot in your mouth though.
 
Crap, I just want this phase over so Perry can start taking it to the SCoaMF. I can just see him now, saying 'there he goes again'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (ENKCw)

170 If Bachmann tries to hammer Perry, she's toast.

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:34 PM (OhYCU)

171

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 05:32 PM (OhYCU)

Yes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 01:35 PM (0N5pL)

172 Mesquite !   Bar-B-Que !  That place on 121 just east of 35E in Lewisville   !!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 02, 2011 01:35 PM (UqKQV)

173

Coulter said on Hnannity that the administration said that it was giving NBC "permission" to change the debate. She loved the "permission" lime, and said that really clarified things about Obama and NBC..

Classic Coulter observation.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:35 PM (+cOEs)

174 NBC and Politico are going to be out for blood though.

I imagine they are, but if they don't go after him someone else will, be it the other Republican candidates or the Dems.  He's going to have to address the criticisms over what he wrote sooner or later, and it's important that we see that he has a plan for dealing with them.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:37 PM (SY2Kh)

175 180 "Hammer Obama.  Hammer him hard.  Ignore your opponents.  Act like you are in the race only against Obama." Absolutely! And with a flipping jackhammer

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:37 PM (2trrN)

176 With all the media and RINO hoopla about what an undisciplined, shoot-from-the-hip cowboy Perry is, I agree he should use his first national exposure in debate to disabuse viewers of such notions.

Posted by: Dave at September 02, 2011 01:38 PM (Xm1aB)

177 Perry comes to the nearest candidate, that candidate he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the Perry will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Perry, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes.

Posted by: quint at September 02, 2011 01:38 PM (GTbGH)

178 Cali wants to sell some many of its state parks, but the one I go to as often as possible was deeded to the state in the 30s by a Very Rich Dude and cannot be sold

but there's nothing a crack whore won't do for......crack.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 02, 2011 01:38 PM (UqKQV)

179 With all the media and RINO hoopla about what an undisciplined, shoot-from-the-hip cowboy Perry is, I agree he should use his first national exposure in debate to disabuse viewers of such notions.

Posted by: Dave at September 02, 2011 05:38 PM (Xm1aB)

Or shoot a reporter. That will give him the election hands down.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:38 PM (z1N6a)

180 190 If Bachmann tries to hammer Perry... she's toast.

*insert moron joke here*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 02, 2011 01:39 PM (c0A3e)

181

Tip for Perry:

LBJ used to pull out his shlong to impress reporters.

His nickname for it was "Jumbo".

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:39 PM (+cOEs)

182 198 The Quint in the book was boring.Younger,no war story,completely bald.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:39 PM (1Nzoh)

183

She's 52 years old, and humping a grandma is a real plus if you're keeping score.  She's worth a solid 6 points in the fuckability scale.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler

Maybe if I saw her in a pair of French cut Depends® with garters.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (TXKVh)

184

Classic Coulter observation.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 05:35 PM (+cOEs)

Plus it goads NBC to prove they aren't in the tank, if they dare.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (z1N6a)

185

LBJ used to pull out his shlong to impress reporters.

His nickname for it was "Jumbo".

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 05:39 PM (+cOEs)

Link??

Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (UqKQV)

186 I'm halfway through the process of making a couple dozen jars of my Picante Sauce with my secret recipe and totally home-grown ingredients, and sat down in front of the 'puter to see what was what.

My first thought was "Crap.  I'm going to have to call Ace an idiot".

Fortunately, about a hundred of you seem to have hardened him for this eventuality.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (Qxe/p)

187 I will vote for the man (or woman) that spits on their hands, hoists the black flag, and begins slitting throats.

Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (k5Tih)

188 Economy? Nah, we won't be asking 'bout that. Everything's fine. But abortion, Xtianists, Tea Party racism, gay marriage, and the expedited death of seniors due to expedited termination of Medicare? We demand answers!

Posted by: NBC/Politico at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (r4t7/)

189 The Quint in the book was boring.Younger,no war story,completely bald.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 05:39 PM (1Nzoh)\

Sure you weren't reading "Casper the friendly Ghost" by mistake?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:40 PM (z1N6a)

190 201, ... get pictures

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (OhYCU)

191

Langtry, Texas.

Hey, I've been there. Not a bad museum.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (XdlcF)

192 @202 John Daly does the same thing.

Posted by: Dave at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (Xm1aB)

193

Alpha male front runners, ahead in every GOP poll in the last two weeks, look weak punching down.  No reason for it at this point.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (dWPyO)

194 If Bachmann tries to hammer Perry, she's toast.

Her astroturf PAC already did take a shot at him in the form of a (badly done) TV ad.  There's a good chance that she'll be asked about it and forced to defend it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (SY2Kh)

195  He's going to have to address the criticisms over what he wrote sooner or later, and it's important that we see that he has a plan for dealing with them.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 02, 2011 05:37 PM (SY2Kh)

Yeah I know, I am just saying spend 15 seconds addressing it and then move on. It's written in his book, it isn't going anywhere, he owns it.

Posted by: robtr at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (MtwBb)

196 I will vote for the man (or woman) that spits on their hands, hoists the black flag, and begins slitting throats.

Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at September 02, 2011 05:40 PM (k5Tih)

But in the most polite way possible.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2011 01:41 PM (z1N6a)

197 Geez.  The Five are dragging out that fucking GOP insider's poll.  At least we know where the GOP inside-the-beltway elitists stand.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 01:42 PM (Y4pHE)

198 O/T but really sad.  Saw on TWC (I think) that the 250 yr. old Arlington Oak was killed by the storm.  Damn. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 01:42 PM (UOM48)

199 I don't want Perry roughing up the other candidates with swagger and jokes. Of course, attack Obama -- but Perry's main goal in attacking Obama is to do so in a way that suggests that Perry knows what he's talking about and Obama doesn't.

This will be predicated on how the candidates are questioned by this particular Sept. 7 moderators....who, no doubt, want to get them to poke at and attack each other, and keep the focus away from Bozo's economic failures.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2011 01:42 PM (ycuSb)

200 In my world I would have Gov. Perry arrive on the podium in his bike shorts with his pistol. But in the real world I agree with Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 02, 2011 01:43 PM (fNdyx)

201

Clarification: I'm talking about the September 7 Republican debate at the Reagan Library, which is Perry's national debut.

Ok, I can buy that.  He doesn't want to come across like Bachmann on his first outing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 01:44 PM (0N5pL)

202

There's a good chance that she'll be asked about it and forced to defend it.

And despite the inevitable baiting from the moderators, Perry should deflect and not engage her.

Well except for a straight forward record correction.  No need to go all "TPaw" on her ass though.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 01:44 PM (dWPyO)

203

I'm in the camp of: let Perry be Perry.

Posted by: Max Power at September 02, 2011 01:44 PM (q177U)

204 Yes, Ace, we are too stupid to get your genius point. It's us, not you. (insert Perry eye-roll here) ------ Even in a primary debate, a little bite and personality is a plus--as long as it is based on facts. A quick quip to highlight an opponent's mistake is great. But, for example, a pre-planned attack where you insinuate that your GOP opponent is a zero, that's not cool.

Posted by: mockmook at September 02, 2011 01:44 PM (bsydj)

205

TS Lee is supposed to miss my little corner of Louisiana, but it will make it windy, which increases the chance of wildfires!

The rest of the state will be underwater and we'll be crispy.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 02, 2011 01:44 PM (XdlcF)

206

Perry, however is not going to get the vote of Texas's 2.3 million feral hogs, since he wants them shot from helicopters.

The Five should add that to their Romney juggernaut shit.

Posted by: Philbert Desenex at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (+cOEs)

207 136 OK, I read the article.  There's a difference between going one-on-one against an opponent and being one of several people on stage in a debate. 

From what I read, he seems to get that- against a single opponent one can afford to be more aggressive.  When it was a multiple-candidate race, he was more "sober" according to the article.


He knows how to be both somber and aggressive, too, as he was in that 2nd primary debate last year.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (o2lIv)

208

Ace,

 

  There are two points you've missed in Perry's debating style. The first is it's his style. Americans love boxing, Ultimate Fight Club, and seeing heads crunched on football. Perry being an unPerry will send them voting for Obama because he has no qualms leaving blood on the floor.

  The second point you've missed is Perry's debating style. It's his style, not the NRO's. Nobody at NRO, G-d bless 'em all, has ever been governor; with a successful economic track record in a depression, and with all guns trained on them. They screw up, sales may slip - the work that happens is they end up working for Tina Brown.

  I'm looking to see whom Perry dominates at that debate, and whom he destroys as a reflex of power. Obama and his cronies have already announced that they will do no less, no matter the price, no matter the method.

Posted by: DaveO at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (6Xx4j)

209

 GOP insider's poll

If you can't count on the support of Fred Barnes and Dana Perino, you might as well drop out and avoid the obvious outcome.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (dWPyO)

210 I'm willing to bet that if Perry wins the nomination, Obama will take such a beating in the general that Michelle will peel off her bloomers panties and throw them like a love sick broken-hearted groupie.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (YhI7X)

211

Rick PerryÂ’s latest fundraising appeal looks to raise some money off President ObamaÂ’s golf game. In an email to supporters Thursday, Rob Johnson, PerryÂ’s campaign manager, asked potential donors to open their pocketbooks to the amount of $76 — exactly the number of rounds of golf Obama has played since entering the White House.

“In honor of his prodigious golf habit, I ask you to donate $76 today Â– a dollar for each round of golf Obama has played since becoming president,” Johnson wrote.

A golfing theme exists throughout the donation request email, tying ObamaÂ’s handling of the economy to a round of golf.

“31 months, 12 days and 76 rounds of golf later, we still await the presidentÂ’s plan to create jobs.  Or, more precisely, his next plan following the failed stimulus that spent our childrenÂ’s inheritance, exploded the debt  and led to greater unemployment. Now the president wants a mulligan,” Johnson wrote in the email.

“Help us yell a pre-emptive ‘foreÂ’ before the president takes a three-iron to the economy and makes matters worse.”

Well played, governor.

Posted by: ugknown at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (YUwuZ)

212 that the 250 yr. old Arlington Oak was killed by the storm.  Damn.

Plus Rats and flies in the white house.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 02, 2011 01:46 PM (4nfy2)

213 Perry: "The only shovel-ready jobs this stumblefuck has createf are for gravediggers. But no matter how many Mexicans he gives weapons to, we only have so many Border Agents fuckin' Barry here can help murder. So at best, these are temporary jobs. What then, Mr. Wizard?" Obama: [scratches side of head with middle finger]

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, POWER RACIST at September 02, 2011 01:47 PM (0yt4x)

214 I believe there is an expanding segment of our population that is sooooo done with the metro-sexual pussified male that they are craving some testosterone. Even my 20 something daughter had a real problem with a lot of the "guys" in college, when I would ask her about who she was dating etc. She would tell me "I just wanna date someone I can't beat the crap out of"....she is all of 110 pounds.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:49 PM (2trrN)

215 OT is BigHollywood down or is it just me??

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 01:49 PM (1Nzoh)

216 The last advice I got from ace was "Don't buy gold".

I'm still looking for him.

Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 02, 2011 01:50 PM (fj/P0)

217 238, its down

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:50 PM (OhYCU)

218 this if the first thing that came to mind after reading the post.  hope there's nothing in the name "rick" cause they say this is where the election was lost.

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 01:51 PM (k1rwm)

219 Plus Rats and flies in the white house.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 02, 2011 05:46 PM (4nfy2)

 

They smell carrion.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 01:51 PM (Y4pHE)

220 @Kawfy

Yep.  At this point I vote for Putin over Obama.  They both have the same corrupt ethics but at least Putin does cool shit like harpoon whales and stand around shirtless.  (Although that Harley tricycle was super-phag.)

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (TXKVh)

221

restraining the personality and just projecting a smooth fluency with policy and principle.

Yeah. That sounds like Perry.

Shorter Ace: Rick Perry should pretend to be Tim Pawlenty.

Whatevs, we'll see... I doubt he listens to you, however it breaks down. He can't win by pretending to be the reverse of everything that's ever worked for him.

Posted by: Entropy at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (KeJbA)

222 Perry at debate: "Chuck Norris will be my reform czar, and he will kick the ass of any old fart that challenges my SS privatization plans"

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (OhYCU)

223

Insurgent candidates are viewed as scrappy/ novelties when they go all bombastic/pointed and off the cuff.

Front runners, (which Perry is at the moment) look threatened or like a bully.

Alpha dogs play it cool and don't sweat the small stuff...... stuff like Mittens and especially Bachmann.

Perry I hope has a few good, solid one liners in mind, and other than that plays it close to the vest and dare I say, conservative.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 01:52 PM (dWPyO)

224 well people tell you to buy gold and then talk about how it was confiscated or something so it's a mixed message on gold.

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 01:53 PM (k1rwm)

225 Ace also told me to put all my money on Thompson.


I'm still looking for both of them.

Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 02, 2011 01:55 PM (fj/P0)

226 Maybe Perry will drop trou and sing the 'pants on the ground' song.

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:55 PM (OhYCU)

227 The joking must wait. Particularly because the last president who had been a governor in Texas loved to tease and had a lot of confidence and charm. Perry's goal is to convince people he's actually not George W. Bush, and he can do that by restraining the personality and just projecting a smooth fluency with policy and principle.

I think that you might be looking at this wrong, Ace.

What?  You want Perry to model his candidacy after Tim Pawlenty's?

Why?

C. Krauthammer recently opined similarly and suggested that Reagan won the middle by communicating policy and not relying on charisma.

I was only 8 years old in 1980, but I think that that K-Hammers take on Reagan, is absolute, pundit hindsight 20/20, bullshit.

I understand that we need the low-info, actually watches The Real House Whores of Wherever and Jesey Shore mushy middle.

Suddenly these super geniuses are all policy wonks and will be turned off by some confidence and charm?

These are the same Luntz dunces that needed "more information" in September 2008?

Bite me.

Most of those idiots were, in fact, actually charmed by the most reptillian political figure to come along since Nixon.

I'm not saying I want to see Rick Perry chopper in whilst gunning down a feral hog but if HE, as a big Governor, can't raise an eybrow about Big Government and it's folly, then who can?

Posted by: Deety at September 02, 2011 01:56 PM (tydO9)

228 247 I want knock knock jokes. Who doesn't like a good knock knock joke? Would that be so bad?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at September 02, 2011 05:53 PM (bZ8J6)

I've got one:  Say knock knock.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2011 01:56 PM (0N5pL)

229 Yea, Perry should make sure he's not Fred

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 01:56 PM (OhYCU)

230 243 @ Dang Putin reminds me of that old spice commercial guy...waiting to see Putin shirtless on the white horse next

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 01:56 PM (2trrN)

231 perry is making a lot of the independents suddenly take a second look at mittens and i'm not sure if that is a good thing or not.

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 01:56 PM (k1rwm)

232 Hey Muffy, Why don't Italians have freckles? Because they just slide off.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, POWER RACIST at September 02, 2011 01:57 PM (p/mfs)

233 "Damn, I'm a douche. Posted by: ace at September 02, 2011 05:16 PM (nj1bB)" This. I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at September 02, 2011 01:57 PM (psCad)

234  Oh,  I think the press will have several fawning stories about Perry "finding his voice " as the campaign rolls on over the next months.  They are just going to fall in love with him,  and his family.

Maybe?

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 01:57 PM (TXKVh)

235 non sequitur and spam

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 01:58 PM (qZD43)

236

You want Perry to model his candidacy after Tim Pawlenty's?

TPaw was/is viewed fairly or not, as a milquetoast.

Perry is decidedly not.  Iow, Perry can play down his obvious strengths and not lose anything.

This is called campaign strategy.  Really they all do it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 01:59 PM (dWPyO)

237 Curious told me not to screw her dog. I laughed. And then screwed her dog.

Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 02, 2011 01:59 PM (fj/P0)

238

Me:  Knock knock

Muffy:  Who's there?

Me:  Fuck off!

Muffy:  Huh?

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 02:01 PM (Y4pHE)

239 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at September 02, 2011 05:59 PM (Lt/Za)

I didn't buy gold, there were alternatives.

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 02:01 PM (k1rwm)

240 Posted by: muffy a oddington III

You didn't heed my advice my dear. You're a walking party faux pas. You do realize you didn't get an invitation to this party? Why do you insist on staying? Mind your manners young lady. You're really acting in poor form right now.

ps...your lasagna? Just terrible. Awful stuff.

pss...ladies don't post porn.

Posted by: Emily Post at September 02, 2011 02:01 PM (pLTLS)

241 My take on what Ace put so well:

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and listen to the lamentation of their hairy-armpitted women.

But wait until the election is over and the hall is cleaned up before you draw dicks on his forehead with a Sharpie.

Posted by: sifty at September 02, 2011 02:02 PM (4CSeG)

242  243 @ Dang

Putin reminds me of that old spice commercial guy...waiting to see Putin shirtless on the white horse next Posted by: Kawfy

It ain't white,  but I knew he'd done something close enough.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 02:02 PM (TXKVh)

243 Hey curious, What do you call a pimple on an Italian? A grease fitting.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, POWER RACIST at September 02, 2011 02:03 PM (p/mfs)

244 I met Jimmy Buffet at the Parrot Bar in Margaritaville.

I partied with him, along with the owner of the nightclub I was managing and a half dozen cocktail waitresses, one night  after closing up the club.

He seemed to have use the head  a lot...but then he pissed off the stern.

Confusing, isn't it?

Posted by: beedubya at September 02, 2011 02:03 PM (AnTyA)

245 The easiest troll to ban is one that never changes its hash.

Posted by: Rick Perry is...just making a point at September 02, 2011 02:03 PM (9CM5J)

246
Obama : Knock, knock

Rick Fucking Perry : Who's there?

Obama : It's me, your president.

Rick Fucking Perry : Release the hounds!

Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 02, 2011 02:04 PM (fj/P0)

247 I didn't buy gold, there were alternatives.

Posted by: muffy a oddington III at September 02, 2011 06:01 PM (k1rwm)

 

You mean like cheap liquor?

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 02, 2011 02:04 PM (Y4pHE)

248 268 @Dang O.M.G.

Posted by: Kawfy at September 02, 2011 02:04 PM (2trrN)

249 Hi d'we miss anything?

Posted by: PUMA at September 02, 2011 02:09 PM (EG/p1)

250 Perry is decidedly not.  Iow, Perry can play down his obvious strengths and not lose anything.

I guess I'm not seeing what we should be afraid of.

Does Perry seem likely to have a Howard Dean (YEARGHHH!) scream moment?

If so I need to be appraised.

As for playing down his obvious strenghts, I would submit that what is obvious to you and I, are not so clear to others.

SCOAMF

Posted by: Deety at September 02, 2011 02:11 PM (tydO9)

251 Give it Hell!


Posted by: sifty at September 02, 2011 02:11 PM (4CSeG)

252 What I want is to see what Rick Perry is really like.  I don't want a phoney-baloney personality,  biting his tongue,  only to have him let loose with gaffes in the general.

If this is how he is (swaggering and joking and such) then I would prefer he act that way now,  rather than waiting to do so when we cannot do anything about it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 02, 2011 02:11 PM (Fo83G)

253 During the early days he was a blockade runner,

Wow..srsly??

I have to say he was a pretty cool, down to Earth guy

Posted by: beedubya at September 02, 2011 02:12 PM (AnTyA)

254 muffy you are my breathing in and out. Keep up the good informative posts.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Homely Spinster Soul epub at September 02, 2011 02:12 PM (p/mfs)

255 Someone hold up something shiny to distract the New York Skank troll

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 02:12 PM (GULKT)

256 Lee is invading Mississippi.

Head for the hills!!!

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 02:13 PM (OhYCU)

257

Dirty Sanchez really WAS a drug money launderer from Laredo, and it was a disgrace that the Dems let him buy the nomination.  He spent a HUGE amount of money trying to win the governor's race - in the end, not only did he lose badly, he spent $19 for every vote he DID get!

So that's where all your drug money went, ya cokeheads.

Posted by: tom servo at September 02, 2011 02:16 PM (T1boi)

258

Posted by: John Elway at September 02, 2011 06:16 PM (bZ8J6)

I like the cut of your jib John.

(Elway is a Republican btw.)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 02, 2011 02:18 PM (dWPyO)

259 Some people don't know when they're not wanted and it is easy to come a croper if you're an annoying fat girl with Asperger's.

Posted by: Lying Troll Twats of New York Audiobook at September 02, 2011 02:19 PM (p/mfs)

260

Rick Fucking Perry: Knock knock

Odrama: Who's there?

Rick Fucking Perry: Fuck.

Odrama: Fuck who?

Rick Fucking Perry: FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 02:19 PM (TXKVh)

261 new thread

Posted by: cherry pi at September 02, 2011 02:19 PM (OhYCU)

262 I agree with Miss Marple.

Let Rick be Rick. 

Ace is probably right that this poses a serious threat because people tend to make up their minds really fast about people, and the MSM will spin whatever way possible to help.  But over the long haul, if Rick can beat Obama, he's probably going to do it on his authentic personality. 

Mitt's been running for Prez for 5-6 years now, and it really shows.  That perfect poise, voice, mannerism... that's all focus grouped and perfected.  I imagine he's practiced debates hundreds of times while Rick was actually... doing something productive.

Rick has no hope of out-acting romney.  He can only out-be him.

Posted by: Dustin at September 02, 2011 02:20 PM (fF625)

263 ew thread
Posted by: cherry pi

Awww,  can we stay a little longer?

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2011 02:20 PM (TXKVh)

264 EoJ you put my spammer trolling to shame. SALUTE

Posted by: CaveJohnson at September 02, 2011 02:24 PM (qZD43)

265

Ace I don't agree with you, this time.

Example-

http://tinyurl.com/6opfgo

There ya go again...

Ronnie slapped Jimmy right on the pecker, the best!

Posted by: gdonovan at September 02, 2011 02:29 PM (BVvbR)

266 No smiles, no grins, dead serious, lots of facts, nothing smart alec, nothing personal, nothing about race, just policy and results. Above all, no grins. It made Bush 43 look really dumb.

Posted by: Keating Willcox at September 02, 2011 02:33 PM (zsyG/)

267 I like the Texas swagger thing, I live there and I understand it. No idea if it plays well to the rest of the country. Romney looks slickly packaged when he does the presidential attitude thing and it is off putting. Perry might have the same problem if he doesn't show some real personality. I hope he has good advisors because the media will be scrutinizing every facial tic and answer the next day no matter how he plays it.

Posted by: snowcrash at September 02, 2011 02:43 PM (T/g1q)

268

I think Rick Perry will do just fine.... Really.

Romney could have little pissy fits and call him ridiculous names.... And Perry would just blow him a kiss, like he did in Iowa.

Bachmann could have a meltdown and call Perry a gay devil from hell.... And Perry would just blink, and smile, and shake it off.

Ron Paul could start spewing every Alex Jones one-liner that pops into his little brain.... And Perry would just shoot him with an air bullet out of his index finger.

Perry will be fine.

Don't sweat it.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 02, 2011 02:46 PM (nn45z)

269 46 29 Don't worry about Perry. I hear that Sarah Palin is going to start going after him so we've got that going for us. (sarc)

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 02, 2011 04:57 PM (nxptv)

I liked Palin. She was new, she talked a good game, she had charisma.

I wan't sure about the experience part. She then quit as governor of Alaska (pop. 500,000). I thought this was problematic. Her efforts afterward have not filled me with a great confidence she's up to the task.

If she wants in fine, awesome. Get in and criticize away (I don't know at what, Perry has the same ideology except he's actually been doing it). But her staying on the outside of the tent pissing in is beginning to fray any attachment I had for her. I can see the campaign commercial Obama will run against Perry with Sarah criticizing him before the "TOO EXTREME FOR PALIN" in block quotes. Frankly, what she's doing now with the soap opra drama is counterproductive not only to the party, but to the conservative movement itself....... Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2011 05:03 PM (NCw5u)

-----------

Yeah, Jollyroger. You have nailed it nicely right there.

All this full out carnage towards Perry coming from the Palin camp is really disgusting. The stink is splashing back all over her too.

She never should have started it. It is backfiring on her now, and only making people dig deeper into what Perry is all about.......and people are liking what they find!

Palin cannot run from this bad behavior either. It is all on...*her*.... Her operatives are doing her bidding. And doing the work of the 'lamestream media' for them. Palin of all people should remember how her poll numbers went up when she was relentlessly attacked. But apparently she has forgotten that.

If Palin attacks Perry tomorrow...it will only make her look worse. If she continues with this worn-thin meme of hers that she is "waiting for a good solid conservative to get in this race".....then she fails some more, because Rick Perry is that person.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 02, 2011 03:01 PM (nn45z)

270

I agree with Ace.  Perry needs to look serious and presidential, not like one of the boys at a tailgate.

 

If he hits his Repub opponents the hits should be on widely known misteps, like Romneycare.  Don't go after Bachman since he's already taken half of her supporters.  Ignore Ron Paul except to agree that the Fed has been politicized.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at September 02, 2011 03:37 PM (2RAUv)

271 It's not an accident that Rick Perry never has lost an election.  Perry simply has to do what Perry does.  Game over.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 02, 2011 03:51 PM (f8XyF)

272 Mr. Perry may be going into debate with a guy who flipped the bird at his opponent and you want me to take this line of reasoning seriously?

Posted by: steve poling at September 02, 2011 03:55 PM (zJs4Y)

273 No smiles, no grins, dead serious, lots of facts, nothing smart alec, nothing personal, nothing about race, just policy and results. Above all, no grins. It made Bush 43 look really dumb.

Who sez?


Posted by: Deety at September 02, 2011 03:59 PM (tydO9)

274 IF BHO refuses to do more than one debate, whomever is our pick should put on a debate with a podium with a clothes store wire frame stand that you see in men's stores with a suit and slacks over it.
You've seen them - headless - just holds up the suit and pants.

Get it... Empty Suit


Conduct a debate with important issues and pan over to the Empty Suit for his opinion.
Put a teleprompter in front of it, flash PRESENT every now and then.
Let me eat my waffle
On Vacation
etc etc.

Posted by: Noble at September 02, 2011 04:10 PM (XhMRT)

275 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Dogbert at September 02, 2011 04:21 PM (l3QvH)

276 Rick Perry was good friends with Judge Roy Bean of Sanderson, TX.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at September 02, 2011 05:24 PM (Lt/Za)

------------

The Vinegarroon? LOL!

Posted by: Pecos at September 02, 2011 04:31 PM (2Gb0y)

277 I hadn't heard that Palin's people were attacking Perry. If she's behind it, then that's pretty crappy of her and she needs to knock it off. Who in the field is a stronger, more conservative, more capable candidate than Perry? Is she saying Perry isn't good enough to be our candidate? Then who would be good enough?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 04:48 PM (dbYHP)

278

297:

Shhh, be quiet!  You might wake them.  Yes, to all of the Palin trolls, she quit halfway through her first term.  Like it or not that is her record; Period! Deal with it, end of story.  If Governor Palin starts sniping at Governor Perry like her cultists then she becomes about as serious a contender for POTUS as Ron Paul.  She should back a candidate or step up to the plate and throw some skin into the game.  I think that she missed her chance and were she to get on board now and attack Governor Perry she would be seen as shrill and bitter.  Hey look at me!  Hey, hey I'm over here!  Do you see me?  Look at me!  I think it's too late for her anyway, but hey;  Think of the entertainment value we'ld get from her supporters on this blog and others attacking Governor Perry.  I can hear it now:  Governor Perry conspired with the establishment elitists to keep Governor palin out of the the debates.

Posted by: Ron at September 02, 2011 04:52 PM (g+yPx)

279 All I have seen about Perry and Palin is that they were friends.

I have seen some posters who purport to be Palin supporters making snarky comments,  but since the dems like to stir up disinformation,  I figure at least half of those are democrat concern trolls and/or disruptors.

I have seen lots of "crony capitalism" charges from the MSM who SAY that this is from Palin, but why anyone believes them I don't know.

Why not wait and see what she says tomorrow? 

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 02, 2011 05:08 PM (Fo83G)

280 You're right, Miss Marple; what little I've seen of it does sort of have that "unnamed sources" stink to it.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 05:17 PM (dbYHP)

281

307:

 

Well said.  I can't help but be defensive when I hear some of the crap coming from this blog and others.  I hear the same thing coming from SarahPac and Atlas.  I still stand by my assertion that she is better off as a pundit than a candidate.  She can play a role in the shaping of the future of the Republican Party and the conservative movement.  But as a candidate she's had her chance and her time has passed.

Posted by: Ron at September 02, 2011 05:20 PM (g+yPx)

282 Will Palin even be in the next debate? She's still not a candidate, as far as I know.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 05:23 PM (dbYHP)

283 310 Palin will best Perry in the coming debate. She will turn it on and few will be able to resist.

Posted by: Palin Fan at September 02, 2011 09:21 PM (hKi42)

Why aren't you banned yet?

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 05:23 PM (GULKT)

284

There is a forum in Columbia South Carolina on Labor Day (3-5:30 Eastern) that will be televised on CNN where Perry (+ Romney, Bachmann, Paul, Cain, & Gingrich) will be answering questions (on primarily social issues) from Senator DeMint, Congressman King, & Prof. Robert George. 

Full disclosure: my wife works for American Principles Project which is helping put together said forum.

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood at September 02, 2011 05:24 PM (23iM4)

285 312 Will Palin even be in the next debate? She's still not a candidate, as far as I know.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 09:23 PM (dbYHP)

She won't.  That troll is a dumbass.  The invites were already sent out to all those that were invited to attend, and even if she qualified for an invitation, there was likely a time to respond by for it.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 05:25 PM (GULKT)

286 Sorry, I spoke too soon.  They're awake.

Posted by: Ron at September 02, 2011 05:25 PM (g+yPx)

287 And I agree that Palin waited too long. I've always been a fan of hers, but if she's not in the race I'm not voting for her. You vote for the candidate you've got, not the candidate you wish you had.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 05:25 PM (dbYHP)

288 And now that Perry has won my support, I'm not ditching him for Palin. Sorry, PF, but that ship has sailed. She waited too long.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 05:28 PM (dbYHP)

289 Shit heads that sockpuppet ace don't get to complain about having it pointed out that they should be banned.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 05:30 PM (GULKT)

290 Personally,  I don't understand the anger against perry or against Palin.

Either they are candidates or not.  Either she will run and we will see if she is good,  or she won't

Perry wil either do fine in the debate or he won't.

Why people feel the need to insult one or the other is mysterious to me.  Direct that anger towards the source of the country's misery: Obama!

For goodness sakes, you gripers are really self-defeating as far as the GOP goes.  Assuming,  of course,  that you are actually Republicans and not pot-stirrers from the left.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 02, 2011 05:33 PM (Fo83G)

291

324 Miss Marple:

The vitriole coming from the Palinistas and Paulbots has been so outrageous that one has to wonder if it's for real or not.  I happen to think a lot of it is coming from those two camps because I see a lot of those same comments on SarahPac, Atlas and MM and we all know that MM and PG are big on Governor Palin and her potential run and have made plainly their feelings about Governor Perry.

Posted by: Ron at September 02, 2011 05:42 PM (g+yPx)

292 Oh, I'm not angry at Palin, Miss Marple. You'll notice that the worst thing I said about her (#305) was qualified with an "if." And that's the worst thing I've ever said about her. I do like her, but she's not a candidate; if she does want to get in the race, she waited too long and too many people who would've supported her have already settled on Perry or Bachmann. She could probably win some of them back, but it'd be an ugly fight and it'd probably result in us having a less conservative candidate in the end.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at September 02, 2011 05:43 PM (dbYHP)

293

Iy's become DUKE and DUKE HQ.all that's missing is the gorilla and the cage. Different strategy for a primary than a general. Look at the primary against Hutchinson, or the run against  Strayhorn of the crazy McClellan clan (we were warned) Adios Mofo doesn't really work as an answer, try 'Bless their heart' which has the same connotation.

 

Posted by: captain smith at September 02, 2011 05:54 PM (1kwr2)

294 I hope that Perry comes out with "both guns 'ablazin." Don't be a pussy Rick.

Posted by: CMU VET at September 02, 2011 06:20 PM (m+0Zk)

295 I hope you never stop!  This is one of the best blogs Ive ever read.  Youve got some mad skill here, man.  I just hope that you dont lose your style because youre definitely one of the coolest bloggers out there.  Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word.

Posted by: Unmeasured Strength AudioBook at September 02, 2011 06:34 PM (5VWTg)

296 "I have seen some posters who purport to be Palin supporters making snarky comments,  but since the dems like to stir up disinformation,  I figure at least half of those are democrat concern trolls and/or disruptors."

That's just it.  We know for a fact that Obama's people conduct astroturf.  It's not wild eyed or anything.  they really do that.  Furthermore, we know a ton of loser lefties with no real coordination also play moby, posing as a conservative to stir trouble.  Some are probably kinda slick, and some are just going for broke nasty.

Then there's the potential one of the Republican candidates has supporters who are passive aggressive enough to take out two birds with one stone.  Slander Candidate A posing as affiliated with Candidate B, and Candidate C looks clean.

The only lesson is simply to not take anybody at face value.  If someone has a good argument, with good basis, great.  But even then you can't hold them to be on the 'side' they claim to be on until you know them over a long period of time.

One thing about liberals is they are too stupid, 99% of the time, to pose as a thoughtful conservative.  If they understood our POV they would agree we're right.  That's why 'palin fan' sounds so stupid.

Posted by: Dustin at September 02, 2011 09:42 PM (fF625)

297 Yes by all means he should turn into a mealy mouth pussy like McCain so he can lose gracefully.  Fuck that.  I say let him be what he is.  Reagan used plenty of humor and snark to great effect.

Posted by: Ken Royall at September 02, 2011 11:00 PM (9zzk+)

298 ...but Perry's main goal in attacking Obama is to do so in a way that suggests that Perry knows what he's talking about and Obama doesn't.

This is unlikely to require any special approach or effort.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 03, 2011 12:40 AM (dr4y0)

299 Among GWB's least-endearing aspects was his apparent smugness. Perry should take pains to not appear smug, snide or smirking.

Posted by: Jordan at September 03, 2011 01:04 AM (4z6KA)

300 How did this same advice work out for Tim Pawlenty in his first debate?

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at September 03, 2011 04:38 AM (XCSw/)

301 Howzabout we let Perry be Perry, okay? The man's record is 10 and 0.

Don't tell your grandma how to suck eggs.

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at September 03, 2011 08:10 AM (qONFT)

302 Further into the program, Perry questioned Hutchison about her support for the Troubled Asset Relief Program. As she explained the intricacies of her decision process — just as he had planned — Perry played to the crowd, staring off into the distance with raised eyebrows as if to ask, “Is she done yet?”

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Why is he getting snotty when he supported TARP himself? Most of the candidates up there did at the time. And the truth is TARP is not what is driving the deficit today anyway, it is paid back. Perry does not need to get cute when his own record is spotty.

He needs to worry about his immigration record..which Romney is already hitting him on..and some of the stuff he said in his book about medicaid and medicare and social security. I do think  people want to see smaller government, but by that they mean fewer rules and regs and bureaucrats, they don't necessarily mean an end to entitlements. He needs to flesh out his ideas in a coherent way and stop with the cracks and the one liners and the off hand remarks.

And this style has not only served Perry all that well in Texas either, last I heard his approval rating was 42%. There are real divisions among Republicans there and Democrats hate the guy.

Posted by: Terrye at September 03, 2011 09:29 AM (SkhDW)

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