1 Could be worse, could be a Tara Reid movie.

2 Good morning, boss

3 She makes shitty movies, but I would hit Katherine Heigl harder than the Comet hit the Earth in Lucifer's Hammer.

4 So is Howe or Domenech taking the pro-Romney side? Because if it's just going to be three guys doing nothing but bash Mitt Romney... I'm okay with that.

5 Where can I see the pictures?

6 O/T
Keynes for Alcoholics:

-Step 1. Triple your drinking
-Step 2. ????
-Step 3. Problem solved.

7 She makes shitty movies, but I would hit Katherine Heigl harder than the Comet hit the Earth in Lucifer's Hammer. Would this be the pre-bulimic Heigl or post-bulimic version? When she had some meat on her bones from way back when, Jesus my Lord, I wanted to hit that like a jack rabbit on speed.

8 Making fun of starving Haitians... check

9

Keynes for Alcoholics:

-Step 1. Triple your drinking
-Step 2. ????
-Step 3. Problem solved.

The Simpsons said it best:  To alcohol!  The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Here's a random thread suggestion:  Yet more ways in which the Virginia GOP can make its primary mockable.

10 Huh.  WAY-poe.  I always pronounced it Wah-poe.

11 I don't mind her in Congress either but who told her that she had to be President?

Oh, right: Jesus did.

No, seriously.

Posted by: ace at December 28, 2011 11:19 PM (nj1bB)

Dude, WTF, really??

Said Perry: "We have been brutalized and beaten up and chewed up in the press to where I need this today. We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party. So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith. He is the only true conservative -- well, there are some true conservatives. And they're there for good reasons. And they may feel like God called them too. But I truly feel like we are here for that purpose."

http://tinyurl.com/44gsk3c

12 Pre-bulimic.  Post-bulimic I would only hit her with a fluffy pillow, so as not to break her.

13 I'd prefer a movie with Stoya.

14 Tera Patrick.  If we're talking about women we'd like to see naked on film.

15 I don't know who Katharine Heigl is but here in Virginia, after signing my unconstitutional loyalty oath, I only have a choice between Romney and Paul.

16 Naked on film? Tootie from "Facts of Life". Mmmmmmmm Tootie.

17 i really liked her in Rosewell. She wasn't skin and bones then - more like a Christina Hendricks.

18

Didn't she get her start in one of those Russ Meyer movies?

And anyone here following what's going on in the Wisconsin recall?  Should I plan on making a trip up there to crack skulls, like Granddad did....

19

In Romney's official portrait as governor, he has under his hand Romneycare?  Dude... I didn't know it was that fucking personal.

We're so fucked.

20 wubba wubba? really ace?

21 It gets more listenable as we go along, phoenixgirl.  It's actually not a bad radio show as it gets going.

22 Interestingly, if you are running for president because you think you can help the United States not turn into a socialist communist welfare state run by elitist dictators who would eventually obviate every freedom and you believe that man enjoys freedom in the social contract because he, as an individual, receives his rights from God and not the state then the step toward believing that God is encouraging you, who understands the nature of The United States, the great experiment, and the Constitution to run in the hopes of preserving it is not that big a leap.

23 Yet more ways in which the Virginia GOP can make its primary mockable.

If you intend to vote for Laup Nor and you are male, you must certify that you are not circumcised

24 Did you just say wuba-wuba? Downtown Julie Brown? Is this 1988?

25

Dagny, there's whole vast swthes of the country wherein people don't discuss religion in public at all.  It's a faux pas for everyone, not just politicians.  Having lived in the south as well as the northeast, I can tell you that there is a very real distinction.  Religion is just not a public topic here in the northeast and in some other places.

 

 

26 OT:  Latest from Weird Uncle Ron,

While campaigning in Iowa on Wednesday, Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul praised the Occupy Wall Street movement, comparing it to the Tea Party movement. “In many ways, I identify with both groups,” Paul said. Both groups are fed up with problems in Washington and “the two-party-system,” Paul said while speaking at an insurance company in Des Moines.

Yeah, the Tea Party and OWS.  Two peas in a pod.

27 So is this going to be a regular thing for you?

28 Yet more ways in which the Virginia GOP can make its primary mockable.

You must be able to name at least three winners of either CBS' Survivor or Fox's American Idol. (you may cross the streams).

29 I denounce myself on GP.

30 Speaking of which, Jermiad, the latest Idol winner endorsed Luap Nor.

31
Yeah, the Tea Party and OWS. Two peas in a pod.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 01:34 PM (Hx5uv)

Texas OWS is mostly Paulbots.

32 32 Speaking of which, Jermiad, the latest Idol winner endorsed Luap Nor.
Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 01:35 PM (I2LwF)

OMG! That's A Stream Crossed Too Far!

33 OT:  Latest from Weird Uncle Ron,

Okay, where are the cameras?  The joke isn't funny anymore.

Speaking of which, Jermiad, the latest Idol winner endorsed Luap Nor.

I believe you refer to Kelly Clarkson (from Burleson, TX) who was the first winner of American Idol, not the latest (who was Scotty McSomethingorother)

34  Yet more ways in which the Virginia GOP can make its primary mockable.

You have to prove that you have "Virginia is for Lovers" tattooed on your ass.

35

You have a nice voice, Ace.

Has Jen Rubin answered your question about how we are going to fight Obamacare and use it as an Issue in this election, if Romney is the nominee?

It's a great question. We should also be asking how we will defend Romney when the DNC fills the airwaves with how he is an "evil rich 1%-er who sent jobs overseas". 

36 The role elites are destined to play in society? Get thee to a smokehouse (that bacon ain't gonna make itself).

37 I didn't listen to it Tuesday, either.

38 OT:  Latest from Weird Uncle Ron,

Okay, where are the cameras?  The joke isn't funny anymore.

Link

39

Dagny, there's whole vast swthes of the country wherein people don't discuss religion in public at all.  It's a faux pas for everyone, not just politicians.  Having lived in the south as well as the northeast, I can tell you that there is a very real distinction.  Religion is just not a public topic here in the northeast and in some other places.

 I know. I live in DC metro and have lived in NYC. I've never lived anywhere else other than when I was in college or grad school except for a brief stint in NC as a small child. I went to elitist schools here and in England. I know the meme.

Here's the difference. I happen to be educated in the history of the United States and the philosophical unpinnings of our Constitution. The left has gone to a great deal of trouble to make sure that most of the population has been dumbed down so that they do NOT know that our liberty does not come from the state and that people are so ignorant as to believe that any discussion of God is somehow "redneck" or "weird".

That attitude reveals its owner to be an idiot but since there are so many out there they revel in their clique of stupidity.

It's disgusting and pitiful.

40

She must have really pissed off the writers for "Grey's Anatomy".  In a cartoonishly bad, cardboard TV Doctor show where you can't figure out what the actors are saying because some folky rocker is always strumming and crooning in the background, she got the full Drake Remora treatment. 

Even the straight actor who made fun of the gay actor didn't have to choke down the scripts like Heigl.  Even the little butterball bossy black actress that underwent painful plastic surgery to achieve a permanent scowl got off easier than Heigl.  And now poor Heigl is stuck forever playing the female version of Chandler Bing.

And yes, it was QTWTW, my friends.

 

41 I looked her up. She's sorta amusing in 27 dresses although she plays the ugly sister.

42 37
You have a nice voice, Ace.
Posted by: wheatie at December 29, 2011 01:39 PM (oPkw3)

And a real purty mouth

43 A couple of redstate who loathe Romney. Whatever the discussion, I guarantee it isn't rational or rooted in reality.

44 Hm.  Ron Paul may win Virginia.

45 Ron Paul may win Virginia.

No.  Seriously.  Where are the cameras?  I thought they canceled "Candid Camera" anyway.

46

You have a nice voice, Ace.
Posted by: wheatie at December 29, 2011 01:39 PM (oPkw3)

Had someone mentioned Sarah Palin, AceÂ’s voice would have risen three octaves while unleashing a tourettes-like stream of obscenities.

47 Listening now... wow, Ace name-dropping Spy Magazine! Loved that rag, which of course means it needed to crash and burn.

48 Ben D. predicted on C&Ms that whoever wins the nomination, Obama will win.

49

Not that it matters what with everyone here having an intense emotional allergic reaction to any mention of Paul.

But at least someone has a clue what's going on. Writing in the Wall Street Journal:

http://tinyurl.com/c6c2w6z

Key take-away:

That it would be led by a Ron Paul or Donald Trump is irrelevant to why these people would vote third party—or stay home.

50

Has Jen Rubin answered your question about how we are going to fight Obamacare and use it as an Issue in this election, if Romney is the nominee?

It suffices as an answer that the clear, if not overwhelming majority of Americans don't want Obamacare.  If that's only a fig leaf for Romney (because you know that he really wants it in his heart and soul), that's good enough for me.

51 Romney's official portrait. http://tiny.cc/0wg7l

52 My pro-Romney tactical blog support got Prof. Paul Rahe to put up a Ricochet.com post inspired by me, now picked up by Instapundit http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/134350/

And even today, not Prof. Rahe, and not anyone here can point to a bright-line distinction between an income tax, and a penalty-enforced "mandate."  BECAUSE THERE IS NONE. 

A mandate (avec penalty) IS a tax.  That doesn't make it a good thing, but it doesn't make it the SOCIALIST DEVIL either.

53 Anyone see him signing his "signature" achievement health care law?

54 Spy magazine was fantastic--until it sucked.

55 Animals Being Dicks? Really, Ace?

56

Animals Being Dicks?

The MSNBC producers had the pundit contract in their hand, waiting for the show to end to get AceÂ’s signature. But for some reason they turned and left the building.

57 Ace, thanks for posting a link to this.  I hadn't heard the podcast previously and it got me thinking a lot more about Perry and Romney.

58 56 - Yeah, I forgot about that. Didn't they stop publishing for a while, then when they came back they were pretty much just the name, with no real connection to the previous version?

59 So, Paul likes OWS. Then why are they protesting him?

http://is.gd/3lR5L1 (Des Moines Register)

60 Better link to the Des Moines Register story about OWS protesting Ron Paul:

UPDATE: 5 arrested at Ron PaulÂ’s office in Ankeny (with photo, videos)

61 Domenech is a stain on any news media organization he's associated with, including AoSHQ. He should indeed go on in his career -- but not in news.

62 A couple of redstate who loathe Romney. Whatever the discussion, I guarantee it isn't rational or rooted in reality.

Know who desperately need an infusion of reality?

Romney supporters who pretend that there's nothing whatsoever in Mitt's record that conservatives could possibly take issue with.

63 48

You have a nice voice, Ace.
Posted by: wheatie at December 29, 2011 01:39 PM (oPkw3)

Had someone mentioned Sarah Palin, AceÂ’s voice would have risen three octaves while unleashing a tourettes-like stream of obscenities.

Posted by: jwest at December 29, 2011 01:54 PM (8moZm)

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Maybe you like being teased by women who have no intention of ever giving you what you want. .....Don't rag on Ace because he had sense enough to see through Palin's bs. He's not alone. A lot of people see through her bs.

64 Off, little alien Paul sock.

65 Actually, I just entered a contest last night to attend the premiere of a Katherine Heigl movie. 'One For The Money' the first of the Stephanie Plum books by Janet Evanovich. My mother was liking them for the first dozen or so, so I figured she might like a trip to NYC for this.

I really liked Spy back in the day. I came across the 7th or 8th issue at a news stand in LA that had a lot of stuff you couldn't find anywhere else in LA. For a long time it was like being a fan of a band nobody else had heard of.

66 I figured this was the most appropriate place. God only knows we wouldn't otherwise see it posted on this site....

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Rasmussen 2012 Presidential Matchups
Romney 45%, Obama 39%
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Mitt Romney has now jumped to his biggest lead ever over President Obama in a hypothetical Election 2012 matchup. ItÂ’s also the biggest lead a named Republican candidate has held over the incumbent in Rasmussen Reports surveying to date.

The latest national telephone survey finds that 45% of Likely U.S. Voters favor the former Massachusetts governor, while 39% prefer the president. Ten percent (10%) like some other candidate in the race, and six percent (6%) are undecided.

67 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

68
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

69 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

70 Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! However, how could we communicate?

71 @68

That is why I come to ACE's site.  I think Romney is great and glad he is doing so well.  It is kinda like he is the only guy who showed up for the job interview wearing a suit.  The rest are mostly just doing a glorified book tour.  Anyway here is where you can hear the other side - and have some fun.  I do not believe in just listening to the cheerleading section.

Coming here gives me a chance to see what the cheerleaders on the other team are saying.  Lately it has become -  The Excuse of the Week blog - for all the not Romneys.  This weeks eposode of the not Romney's features VA - oh my! 
Perry - Can't talk, can't organize - so now he is throwing a legal tantrum. 
Newt - Can talk, but too lazy to organize.  Maybe Pearl Harbor hit him while his campaign was in Greece on vacation.
Bachman - Must have been the tardisil shots - she forgot to register in VA
Santorum - So focused on how he lost his senate race as an incumbant, he forget that he needs to focus on how not to loose the GOP nomination.  Getting on in VA would have helped.

Some of the people who post here are idiots but others quite clever and I get some great, witty Romney slams... And lots of low IQ, not funny, dead horse stuff as well.

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