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March 21, 2011

Police Raid Warehouse Full of Drugs, Cash, In Woman's Vagina
— Ace

The subhed of this story is "Nasty Tardis."

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Fifty one dollars and twenty two cents?

The loose change too? Did she think it would be easier to access that way? Like the change belts that tollbooth operators use?

The woman is charged with three counts of possession with intent to distribute and one count of Almost Being Too Classy.

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1 And somebody's car keys.

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 09:29 AM (QKKT0)

2 And a Che Guevara poster.

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 09:29 AM (QKKT0)

3 well, a coin purse is kinda shaped like a hoo-hoo...

Posted by: Monday Soothslasher at March 21, 2011 09:30 AM (uFokq)

4 And a potted ficus in bad need of water.

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 09:30 AM (QKKT0)

5 No pics , please .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 21, 2011 09:30 AM (npr0X)

6 Wadda cooch!!!

Posted by: libra at March 21, 2011 09:30 AM (kd8U8)

three counts of possession or "pussyession"

i denounce myself

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2011 09:30 AM (Cm66w)

8 ...and a stolen SMART Car.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 21, 2011 09:31 AM (0q2P7)

9 And a partridge in a pear tree....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2011 09:31 AM (UOM48)

10 Let me guess, 22 pennies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2011 09:31 AM (1fB+3)

did the "twat" team find it?

yes, i denounce myself again

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2011 09:32 AM (Cm66w)

12 Remember CAPTAIN CAVEMAN? He used to pull out all kinds of everything from his HAIR.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 21, 2011 09:32 AM (uFokq)

Fifty one dollars and twenty two cents?

Her change purse is extremely earth friendly.

Posted by: Ben at March 21, 2011 09:32 AM (wuv1c)

14 Police were then quoted as saying the remainder of the cavity search would have to wait for the arrival of a spelunking team.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 21, 2011 09:32 AM (0q2P7)

15 and a half-dozen Obama collectible coins.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2011 09:32 AM (UOM48)

16 shoot, soothsayer beat me to the coin purse.

Posted by: Ben at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (wuv1c)

17 Kind of explains why she wasn't carrying a purse. Did she keep her iPhone in there too?

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (Rn2kl)

18 Who gave her the 22 cents?

_waiting....

Posted by: Nighthawk at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (RSqz2)

19 Piker.

Posted by: Millie the Whore at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (BkI62)

20 oddly enough it would have been an appropriate place to keep the Lindberg baby

Posted by: Ben at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (wuv1c)

21 Who gave you the nickel?

Everybody gave me the nickel!

Posted by: bledsoe at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (g7SfB)

22 Who would bother to hide two pennies in their cooch?

Posted by: Have Blue at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (mV+es)

23 Did they find the keys to my jeep in there?

Posted by: robtr at March 21, 2011 09:33 AM (MtwBb)

24 You should see her make change.

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 09:34 AM (QKKT0)

25 Be careful, it could contain a snuke.

Posted by: Bo bo at March 21, 2011 09:34 AM (9AlLz)

26 Any guesses on what was up her squeakhole ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 21, 2011 09:34 AM (npr0X)

27 I just don't see why it's such a BIG deal.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 21, 2011 09:34 AM (YVZlY)

28 I guess that she's the type of girlfriend that you would like to have...if you were in prison. Imagine the stuff she could smuggle in! She could probably bring you an acetylene torch...

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:34 AM (Rn2kl)

29 Fortunately for the doctor, the tin of Altoids kept everything smelling minty fresh.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at March 21, 2011 09:35 AM (+lsX1)

30 The initial officer who performed the search indicated more material may be within and "After I couldn't see the light from the vulva I became concerned for my safety and turned back with what I had already found"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 21, 2011 09:35 AM (0q2P7)

She was selling the herion under the brand name "Brain Bug"

Posted by: Ben at March 21, 2011 09:35 AM (wuv1c)

32 I'm envisioning something like the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where they're wheeling the crate into that vast warehouse. The cop doing the body cavity search is shining a flashlight around and going, "Look! A dirt-bike! And a ski-boat! And--oh, look!--there's Jimmy Hoffa!"

Posted by: Monty at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (4Pleu)

Nighthawk at 18-

Man sends his wife out to turn tricks to make ends meet. She returns with $100.50 after the night. He asks, "Who payed 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."

Posted by: Have Blue at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (mV+es)

34 The police, and the doctor, acted stupidly.

Posted by: King Barry of Rio at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (UOM48)

35 ...and to think all this time I've been looking for change under the cushions in the couch.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (6yyVB)

36 Vee-jay-jay - Is there anything that it can't do?

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (VndSC)

37 I assume that the doctor took the appropriate precautions by tying a 2x4 across his body to keep from falling in.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (Rn2kl)

38 Gah-ross! I thought survival of the fittest dictated that people like this would've died out long ago. WTF.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2011 09:36 AM (x9xik)

39 Loose change, too? Yeah, I need change for the turnpike.

Posted by: Karin Mackaliunas at March 21, 2011 09:37 AM (FcR7P)

40 No one's asked if they found Barry's long-form birth certificate in there? You guys disappoint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2011 09:37 AM (UOM48)

41 So THAT's what those things are for.

Posted by: Andy Sullyvan at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (Rn2kl)

42 I can't wait to see the pictures the prosecuting attorney introduces into evidence...

Posted by: Andy Sullyvan at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (YVZlY)

43 Any sign of Trig Palin?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (0IPsJ)

44 Police were going to attempt to use drug sniffing dogs to locate additional drugs, but after one whiff they all whimpered and ran away.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (0q2P7)

45 It's like the stateroom scene from 'A Night at the Opera.'

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (MMC8r)

46 It's a vagina, not a clown car.

Posted by: Thune at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (fnJX1)

47 Scranton, Pa.? Anyone seen Joe Biden recently?

Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2011 09:38 AM (FcR7P)

48 Reminds me of a Mad TV sketch that went like this:

(Man walks in with two other men.)

Sir, we did a full cavity search on this man, and we found that man.

(later after more searching)

What did you find? BESIDES THE MOTORCYCLE!

Posted by: Anonymous at March 21, 2011 09:39 AM (7ahtU)

49 Have some respect, morons. Can you even comprehend how many years of donkey-fucking it took to increase the capacity of her money-maker? Give the girl a break!

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 21, 2011 09:39 AM (ZtwUX)

50 Hey, it beats the hell out of carrying your purse around and you get a lot of stuff for free when you try to pull your money out of your meat pocket.

Posted by: Klassy Lady from article at March 21, 2011 09:39 AM (EYqhE)

51 47 It's a vagina, not a clown car.

Thread winner.

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2011 09:39 AM (OKZrE)

52 Posted by: Have Blue at March 21, 2011 01:36 PM (mV+es)

I knew SOMEBODY would remember!

Posted by: Nighthawk at March 21, 2011 09:40 AM (RSqz2)

53 Oh, and I'm guessing we do not want pictures of this chick. She probably looks like one of the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal, or is roughly proportioned like Jabba the Hutt.

Posted by: Monty at March 21, 2011 09:40 AM (4Pleu)

54 they should have kept looking as there are 50 million in unmakred bearer bonds up there.

Posted by: Ben at March 21, 2011 09:40 AM (wuv1c)

55 Wow, 3 Andy sockpuppets in a row. Is that some kind of record?

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:40 AM (Rn2kl)

Its sad that Octomom had to resort to drug smuggling, surely we can do something as a society to help this woman.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 21, 2011 09:41 AM (pr+up)

57 I need to go back to anatomy class, exactly how big are those things?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 21, 2011 09:41 AM (Z1jiu)

58 Here's a picture. I mean of her face. http://tinyurl.com/47w5dmp

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 09:41 AM (QKKT0)

59 So that's where Warehouse 13 went...

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 21, 2011 09:41 AM (pRKLf)

60 You should see what Michelle can fit in her 'purse'.

Posted by: Princess Barry at March 21, 2011 09:41 AM (EYqhE)

No pics??

Then it never happened.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 21, 2011 09:42 AM (pr+up)

62 $51.22...

... ALL in pennies.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 21, 2011 09:42 AM (Oz4Bj)

63 I mean of her face

Not as ugly looking as I envisioned.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 21, 2011 09:42 AM (0q2P7)

64 This woman is a hero at colleges' Vagina Clubs all over.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 21, 2011 09:42 AM (uFokq)

65 What about her anus? Or was she not fully booked for this trip?

Posted by: An intrigued Cain's Gonorrhea at March 21, 2011 09:43 AM (0IPsJ)

66 59 Here's a picture. I mean of her face. http://tinyurl.com/47w5dmp

Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 01:41 PM (QKKT0)

The mugshot looks like the "after" picture in "faces of meth"

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:43 AM (Rn2kl)

67 BREAKING: Cops discover gigantic meat wallet! Pics at 10PM.

Posted by: Shepherd Smith without mascara at March 21, 2011 09:43 AM (YVZlY)

68 Will we find Barack's college records and long-form birth certificate up there too?

Protip - Never bet a chick over how much they can "store" in there.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 21, 2011 09:43 AM (9hSKh)

69 That twenty-two cents?

Change you can believe in!

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 21, 2011 09:44 AM (pRKLf)

70 69 Will we find Barack's college records and long-form birth certificate up there too?

I bet Moochelle has those crammed up her va-jay-jay and I doubt you'll find many takers for that retrieval job.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:44 AM (Rn2kl)

71 In all seriousness, she'll be lucky if she doesn't get some kind of blood poisoning from her particular method of storage.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 21, 2011 09:45 AM (9hSKh)

72 Only STD anyone could catch from her is windburn...

Posted by: Cave Bear at March 21, 2011 09:45 AM (uMihF)

... help me find my car keys and we can drive out!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 09:45 AM (XBM1t)

74 Re:67 Check out the Andrew Sullivan impersonator on that page and what he was booked for.

Posted by: An intrigued Cain's Gonorrhea at March 21, 2011 09:45 AM (0IPsJ)

75 I hope those bags were hermetically sealed, otherwise if you are a heroine addict that could be dangerous.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (Z1jiu)

76 Woman must have been watching Clint Eastwood movies.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (M9Ie6)

77 There once was woman's vagina, So deep that a fellow could mine her. Heroin, pills, and change And a menstrual stain, Could be found on this skank's panty liner.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poontang at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (bN5ZU)

78 You could drive the Sixth Fleet through her and not scrape paint...

Posted by: Cave Bear at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (uMihF)

Yeeesh...this is some scary shit!

Posted by: Barney's Frank at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (pr+up)

80 sans the "e"

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (Z1jiu)

81
The women of Northeast PA are well known for their bilabial fricatives.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 21, 2011 09:46 AM (7+pP9)

82 67 59 Here's a picture. I mean of her face. http://tinyurl.com/47w5dmp

Scroll down the link for two even lovelier pictures.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2011 09:47 AM (UOM48)

83 ... that's where they were holding the auction!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 09:47 AM (XBM1t)

84 What I don't get is why if you've gone to the effort of packing so much shit up there that your uterus has to file for a building permit, you've gone to all that effort to hide that last 22 cents, you'd THEN carry around three bags in your jacket?

Kinda self-defeating, what?

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2011 09:47 AM (o+SC1)

85 73 Only STD anyone could catch from her is windburn...

Posted by: Cave Bear at March 21, 2011 01:45 PM (uMihF)

LOL...holy shit thats some funneh.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 21, 2011 09:48 AM (pr+up)

86 What, no Tic-Tac-Throw? Well that stinks.

Posted by: Romper Stomper at March 21, 2011 09:49 AM (swuwV)

87 like throwing a vienna sausage into the SuperDome.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 09:51 AM (XBM1t)

88 87 What, no Tic-Tac-Throw? Well that stinks.

Posted by: Romper Stomper at March 21, 2011 01:49 PM (swuwV)

That's not the only thing that stinks...

Posted by: Skank with the gigantic vagina at March 21, 2011 09:51 AM (YVZlY)

What, no peanut butter?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 21, 2011 09:52 AM (d0Tfm)

What no undocumented aliens? Judge Crater? Loch Ness monster? The 100mpg carburator that runs on water? Trilateral Commission meeting minutes? AlGore's 2d chakra?

Once she gets out of the pokey, bet she launches her wn version of the Vagina Monologues and makes a killing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2011 09:52 AM (+5XGg)

91 the scroll down has a side story of a guy smuggling a cell phone up his corn hole.

I guess human baggage containers are the new hotness.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 21, 2011 09:52 AM (Z1jiu)

I think you're all missing the redundantly Obvious:

If it was in there, it's ALL Loose Change. Even if it was rolled coins or folded paper. It's ALL Loose Change.

Posted by: MrObvious at March 21, 2011 09:54 AM (v4UYp)

93 I guess those Truthers really did screw loose change....

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2011 09:55 AM (+5XGg)

94 59 Here's a picture. I mean of her face. http://tinyurl.com/47w5dmp Posted by: Cicero at March 21, 2011 01:41 PM (QKKT0) I'd hit it. Of course I'd make sure to bring my GPS device.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2011 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

95 I was unaware that could fir that much Horse into a snooch!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 21, 2011 09:56 AM (BkI62)

96 fir = fit

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 21, 2011 09:56 AM (BkI62)

97 fir? fnord? Frau Blucher!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2011 09:56 AM (+5XGg)

What, no peanut butter?

You couldn't open the Jar, anyway, Toby.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2011 09:57 AM (BkI62)

99 And she's from SCRANTON!

I think Slow Joe just found the person to name his first high-speed rail tunnel after.

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2011 09:57 AM (MMC8r)

100 Tattoo artist Earl Lee Vogt, who was sent to prison for a drugs offence on Tuesday, smuggled a mobile phone, MP3 player, headphones, marijuana and $140 in cash into jail by hiding them in his rectum, thesmokinggun.com reports.

What, no boom box and a few cartons of cigarettes in there.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 09:57 AM (Rn2kl)

101

What, no peanut butter?

You couldn't open the Jar, anyway, Toby.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2011 01:57 PM (BkI62)

Not jar. More like industrial drum size.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 09:58 AM (XBM1t)

102 A silly question, why is this in a Minnesota newspaper when it happened in PA?

Posted by: Kemp at March 21, 2011 10:00 AM (JpFM9)

103 If you're looking for drugs and what-not, Take a peek up my old lady's twat. There's some cash in there, too -- Fifty-one twenty-two, That she earned blowing Charlie Sheen's cock.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poontang at March 21, 2011 10:01 AM (bN5ZU)

104 I'm sure the jury will tell the prosecution, "No, we really don't need to physically examine the evidence. We believe you. Really. Just keep it closed up in that sealed evidence bag, thank you very much." And I'll bet not one of the jurors orders a tuna sandwich when they deliberate either. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 21, 2011 10:03 AM (iAUf+)

105 Was this on Hoarders?

Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2011 10:04 AM (TXKVh)

106 Doctor: Hello loooo _loooo does anyone one _one have anything else to declare clare _clare in there r _r _r?

Posted by: dblwmy at March 21, 2011 10:04 AM (RekTL)

107 Antone got her phone number? We need to talk to her!

Posted by: The producers of "Jersey Shore" at March 21, 2011 10:05 AM (7+pP9)

108 "I never can find anything in this puss." -Exasperated Woman

Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2011 10:06 AM (TXKVh)

109 Uh, that's Anyone ...

Posted by: The producers of at March 21, 2011 10:07 AM (7+pP9)

110 The gyno doc found the ordinary tools of the trade to be inadequate for a thorough examination. Fortunately, there was a Suzanne Somers ThighMaster at hand, a leftover white elephant gift from the Christmas party.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 10:08 AM (XBM1t)

111 Gah! Must be the excitement. This girl could be as big as Snookie!

Posted by: The producers of "Jersey Shore" at March 21, 2011 10:09 AM (7+pP9)

112 #111, must be a Big Dig....

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2011 10:10 AM (+5XGg)

113 Ain't no party vagina like a Scranton party vagina 'cause a Scranton party vagina don't stop is full of heroin!

Posted by: Michael Scott at March 21, 2011 10:10 AM (saRwI)

114

Karin's Facebook page

Posted by: KarinsVagina at March 21, 2011 10:11 AM (ic5VG)

115 @85 The three bags were her fuel. sort of like a tanker truck's fuel tank.

Posted by: An intrigued Cain's Gonorrhea at March 21, 2011 10:14 AM (0IPsJ)

116

Karin's Facebook page

Posted by: KarinsVagina at March 21, 2011 02:11 PM (ic5VG)

I think that if I were one of her male friends, I'd unfriend her pretty quickly.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 21, 2011 10:16 AM (Rn2kl)

117 This is why I live north of Scranton! Home of Joe Biden, and the Fictional "Katies Diner".

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 21, 2011 10:20 AM (eR7Un)

118 i'm still looking for my old El Camino. is it in there?

Posted by: Racefan at March 21, 2011 10:20 AM (GaqPB)

119 They couldn't identify her at first because of the echo when she told them her name.

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2011 10:25 AM (MMC8r)

120 RICOLA!

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2011 10:26 AM (Ig1Wo)

121 Excuse me while I go wash all of the currency in my pockets...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2011 10:27 AM (SNs7J)

122 The fire department was called in to use the Jaws of OH MY GOD THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH.

Posted by: sifty at March 21, 2011 10:28 AM (8x2Ne)

123 I'd just like to release a statement explaining how proud I am for this woman to be my son's future fiancee.

They plan to have their honeymoon at the Betty Ford Clinic once he gets out of lock-up.

Posted by: Andy Reid at March 21, 2011 10:29 AM (UvFnc)

124 What was the most shocking were the little signs reading and pointing to "Drugs", "Bags", "Prescription Pills" and "Cash on hand".

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 21, 2011 10:30 AM (GKQDR)

125 Karin gives the newly rediscovered Hang Ken cave in Vietnam a run for its money.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2011 10:35 AM (XBM1t)

126 What did I do?

Posted by: Ken at March 21, 2011 10:49 AM (8x2Ne)

127 Sounds like one of your everyday snatch and grab capers.

Posted by: Detective Fritz at March 21, 2011 10:53 AM (/8mBu)

128 The $0.22 is really the only part of this story that bothers me. And, since her jayjay is so spacious, may I suggest renting it out to poor Georgie Obama from Kenya? It would be a step up from his current accommodations. The end.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 21, 2011 11:02 AM (V9yK4)

129 I hid In there once. Once.

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at March 21, 2011 11:05 AM (V9yK4)

130 Why is everyone assuming the $51.22 only had the 0.22 as loose change?

Seriously, given the details of the story how do you know the $51 wasn't in quarters?

Posted by: gekkobear at March 21, 2011 11:11 AM (X0NX1)

131 Seriously, given the details of the story how do you know the $51 wasn't in quarters?

I'd think she'd have trouble walking around with 3 pounds of change stuffed up her snizz.

I don't think baggies of drugs are necessarily that heavy. Rolls of quarters, though? Not so much.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 21, 2011 11:22 AM (UvFnc)

132 See, this is why I don't use heroin. You never know where those bags have been.

Posted by: Kevin at March 21, 2011 11:24 AM (ENL+r)

133 Scranton?! Ok, but at least it's not Wilkes Barre!

Posted by: Yankee Mechanic at March 21, 2011 11:27 AM (FAyWo)

134 Wow, Ace...thanks for ruining doctor who for me...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 21, 2011 11:35 AM (Y5I9o)

135 Don't do drugs kids, you never know where they've been.

Posted by: Max "Drug Tzar" Entropy at March 21, 2011 11:35 AM (lH6z9)

136 Fifty one dollars and twenty two cents?
To pay for valet porking.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2011 11:36 AM (/wCSE)

137 Best. Doctor Who Reference. Ever.

Posted by: Comic Book Guy at March 21, 2011 11:37 AM (QxGmu)

138

So, that .22c, how did they finally get that out of there? I'm thinking it was sort of like one of those change banks that people, like, say, a hot dog vendor or an ice cream man wore. You know- you had to operate a little button, and out the change would pop from a small slot.

/change vending sound

Posted by: Bill H at March 21, 2011 12:11 PM (q8CmE)

139 Maybe it's time to invest in a fanny pack.

Posted by: Doc Rochester at March 21, 2011 12:14 PM (Jrstg)

140

"I have a cooch

that jingle jangle jingles,

as I go skip-ping merrilly along..."

Posted by: Bill H at March 21, 2011 12:31 PM (q8CmE)

141 Any sign of O'Bugger's birth certificate?

Posted by: Porkpounder PhistPhucker at March 21, 2011 02:14 PM (fGQVX)

142 If you hold it close to your ear, you can hear the sea.

Posted by: Libra at March 21, 2011 02:26 PM (kd8U8)

143 Geez, you've got a big pussy! (Geez, you've got a big pussy!)

Posted by: Hutch at March 21, 2011 03:06 PM (Gmdr3)

144 Behold the cave of Kyre Banorg!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 21, 2011 06:01 PM (LF+wJ)

145

The supply of Jimmy Choo products is quite limited. The Jimmy Choo Sale is greatly hot in our Jimmy Choo Outlet online shop.

Posted by: Jimmy Choo at March 21, 2011 06:43 PM (JIzu3)

146 Drugs...in MY vagina? It's more likely than you think.

Posted by: cheshirecat at March 21, 2011 07:33 PM (go89M)

147 What must that cavity search have been like? I mean after the doctor pulled out the first 30 bags, he must have said, "There CAN'T be more...". And then came the rest of the 24 bags. I'd love to have seen the doctor's face when the loose change finally came to light and the perp exclaimed, "I was wondering where that wandered off to!"

Posted by: theCork at March 21, 2011 07:35 PM (/R7RS)

148 Eew! Didn't know you could fit all that up there.

Learn something new every day. Thanks, Ace. I think.......

Posted by: derised1 at March 21, 2011 09:00 PM (pdq17)

149 You would be amazed at what I have recovered from one of my patients.

Posted by: MrScribbler's Proctologist at March 21, 2011 09:27 PM (p6fOG)

150 I bet you coulda used her hyman for a mainsail!

Posted by: Benny Burblebowel at March 21, 2011 10:56 PM (fGQVX)

151 And serval dozen F-Tea T-Shirts and OBAMA window stickers

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 22, 2011 07:18 AM (vA9ld)

152 Guess they snatched her goodies

Posted by: Larry at March 23, 2011 11:27 AM (TaHHC)

153 54 scum bags and counting

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