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September 12, 2011

President "Pass This Bill" To Lecture Congress To "Pass This Bill"
— DrewM

Coming up in a few minutes from the White House. What makes this speech different than the last two or three? He's got a backdrop of government workers this time. That'll work!

Obama is trying to box the GOP in here with this so-called "jobs bill". He either gets them to pass some of this and then they get some blame when it doesn't work. Obama would get to run on "Hey, we tried. You can't hold on me responsible for this lousy economy" If the GOP doesn't pass it he'll run as some modern day incarnation of Harry Truman running against a Do Nothing Congress.

Here's the difference...The GOP House was elected to stop Obama. The big wins we saw last year were a direct response to two years of just this kind of Democratic overreach.

Obama was told by the voters, "Don't Do This Again" and yet here he is offering the same type of wasteful "stimulus" that leads to non-existent "shovel ready" projects and crony capitalism like Solyndra.

It's just one bit of polling but don't forget, by 56-38% people said they are more concerned about increasing the deficit than they are in more spending.

The GOP would be wise to do what they are doing, talk this to death... "Sure, we'd love to find some common ground but as we saw in the wasted "stimulus" and health care bill, giving this President a blank check rushed through Congress is a recipe for disaster."

More importantly, if this bill has to pass "now", John Boehner should say to Obama..."Fine, you do know your party controls the Senate, right? Have Harry Reid call me when he's done and we'll talk".

Given the way Obama's popularity is tanking, his constant threats to "take it to the voters" is pretty lame. They've heard it all and see the results. We're all just counting down until this SCOAMF is gone.

Posted by: DrewM at 06:51 AM | Comments (241)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Also, what jobs bill? Did I miss it?

Posted by: Boston12GS at September 12, 2011 06:53 AM (hvrPG)

2 Aackk!! coworker playing White Rabbit....Must...not...dance like smelly hippie...Kiiiillllll meeeee!!!

Posted by: I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! at September 12, 2011 06:53 AM (e8T35)

3 Pass this "son of stimulus" bill now. I've got my shovel ready.

Posted by: SCoaMF at September 12, 2011 06:53 AM (mjR67)

SCOAMF: Don't call my bluff. I'll take it to the voters.

My Dream GOP: Go for it, Barry.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 12, 2011 06:55 AM (tQHzJ)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

And now is the time to pass bill after bill of Conservative reforms in the name of "Jobs." Reduce regulations, gut the EPA, remove standing (since it was given legislatively) for environmental groups to sue over "environmental concerns." And so forth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 12, 2011 06:56 AM (8y9MW)

6 I'll make more speeches if you don't pass the bill! Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: The SCOAMF at September 12, 2011 06:56 AM (RD7QR)

7 Nice post Drew.

Boehner is going to set the land speed record by passing as clean a bill he calls "barack's" that has poison pills to the donks in it and force reid to stall it or Barry to veto his own bill.

Bambi shot himself in the balls again and he is doing the GOP's PR work for them....watch

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 06:56 AM (AEIYh)

8 so us the bill........

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 06:56 AM (eOXTH)

9 Turns out this "passage-ready" bill isn't as "passage-ready" as we thought.

Posted by: Highsmith at September 12, 2011 06:57 AM (X1kJ0)

10 that was a combo of so where's the bill and show us the bill.....mondays suck

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 06:57 AM (eOXTH)

11 Boehner is going to set the land speed record by passing as clean a bill he calls "barack's" that has poison pills to the donks in it and force reid to stall it or Barry to veto his own bill.

Did the Pod People get Boehner already?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 12, 2011 06:58 AM (8y9MW)

You know what would stimulate the economy?

More golf courses.

Think of how many people we can put to work as caddies and groundskeepers if only we're willing to build more golf courses.

Yes we can. Make it so, Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2011 06:58 AM (AF1jB)

13 As soon as I untangle my foot from this chair I'm going to give a speech, and you'll cower, you Tea Party Crackas! COWER!

Posted by: The SCOAMF at September 12, 2011 06:59 AM (RD7QR)

14 It would (probably) be considered a tax bill, so technically it has to originate in the House.

Posted by: Funk Doctor at September 12, 2011 06:59 AM (UsDKB)

15 Teleprompter transcripts can be submitted as legislation, right?

Posted by: Da SCoaMF at September 12, 2011 06:59 AM (W7ffl)

16 Well, how about the Repubs send someone out to rebut this one, once they actually get a damn bill to look at, shred it and show FACTS about how it will fail and present that to the American people.

Yeah, that'll happen.....

Posted by: © Sponge at September 12, 2011 07:00 AM (UK9cE)

17 Pass the bill immediately? Shouldn't they read it first.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 12, 2011 07:00 AM (WCm02)

It's Mencken's birthday today and we now have a Mencken presidency. Obama seems committed to the following Mencken propositions:

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.

Oh, and he also seems to exemplify the following Mencken thought:

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.

Obama '12: Impoverishing the Booboisie!

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 12, 2011 07:00 AM (qHCyt)

19 SCOAMF is waving around a stack of paper saying it is The Bill. I think it's probably written with crayons, by his daughters.

Posted by: Retread at September 12, 2011 07:00 AM (BO5ap)

Can you build a presidential library on a golf course? Or can you put a golf course inside of a presidential library?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2011 07:00 AM (AF1jB)

Aackk!! coworker playing White Rabbit....

And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!

Don't fuck with me man! Do it! Throw the radio into the tub!

Posted by: Entropy at September 12, 2011 07:01 AM (IsLT6)

22 i'm standing here with "cops" how about police officers?

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:01 AM (eOXTH)

23 Obama still hasn't gotten back to his average approvals in 2010 during the midterms, the unpopular President can take it to the voters and we'll see how that goes. He said this very thing going into 2010 and we saw how that worked out.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Romneybots: Romney's So Much Smarter!) at September 12, 2011 07:01 AM (yAor6)

24 In related news, King Midas tanks the market with another 500 point drop.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2011 07:01 AM (/ZZCn)

25 10- what does that say about me this Monday, when I completely understood what you wrote in 8, without the explanation? Ugh. Mondays are tough, but after yesterday, I am having a slow go of it today. Was reading After America at the gym, and was getting lots of dirty looks. I realized why when I left- half the cars had Obama 12 stickers. Sorry to post and run-I gotta go pray my mean-spirited attitude away at Bible study. Blessings to all of you.

Posted by: moki at September 12, 2011 07:01 AM (dZmFh)

26 you know what....if a school is falling apart....my child is still required to do their best........

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:02 AM (eOXTH)

27 What's with the menagerie of abject losers standing all around him? Looks like the Bar Scene from Star Wars. All I can figure is, the Secret Service doesn't feel like taking a bullet for this loser anymore, so he's hoping one of those maroons does.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:02 AM (niZvt)

28 I hear he just waived the bill around in the Rose Garden...is his POS online anywhere yet?

Posted by: Tunnel Ram at September 12, 2011 07:02 AM (vHu6+)

29 The "mute" on my button has worn off.

Posted by: SCRednek at September 12, 2011 07:02 AM (6cEN2)

30 The stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure's stuttering and clusterfuckuppedness continue to worsen. More failure deemed imminent. Something worse than misery a certainty.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (jx2j9)

has anyone seen the bill yet?

Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (wuv1c)

32 His spending has worked so well in the past. I just don't see the reason for all the negativity.

Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (N2yhW)

33 I wondered whether we would get Doctor Mad-Guy again.

Nope. It's Mister Folksy.

What bullshit.

Pass this bill. The mantra.

Listen to this bullshit about how it cuts taxes for small businesses.

Where is the fucking bill, Barky? Quit staging these appearances where you drop some g's, and get down to work and get this thing written and sent over.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (4sQwu)

34 That cadence... that weird speaking style... Uuugh.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (niZvt)

35 moki.... lol it means you are awesome!

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (eOXTH)

36 cool he's very snippy today........

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (eOXTH)

37 Will there be an actual proposal anytime soon?

Posted by: toby928™ at September 12, 2011 07:03 AM (GTbGH)

38 32 has anyone seen the bill yet? Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2011 11:03 AM (wuv1c) We'll need it shoved up our ass so we can know what's in it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (niZvt)

Wait, is there an actualfax bill now? Really? Linky please.

More importantly, if this bill has to pass "now", John Boehner should say to Obama..."Fine, you do know your party controls the Senate, right? Have Harry Reid call me when he's done and we'll talk".

Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Oh I needed that laugh. Like that will happen.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (VtjlW)

40 How many times is he going to give the same damn speech?

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (mjR67)

41 There's that "self-inflicted wound" rhetoric again.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (WCm02)

42 GREAT NEWS!!! The Jobs Act Bill is (get this) FULLY paid for! Not one dime to the deficit!!! What were we worried about?!!??!

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (A4C5M)

43 36 cool he's very snippy today........ Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 11:03 AM (eOXTH)M He sounds pissed, like he can see he's floating towards the falls and can't do a damned thing about it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (niZvt)

44 11 Allen G,

No this is what Boehner has been laying the ground work for since Jugears tried to preempt the GOP Debate.

The greatest victory a strategist can win is using an opponent's energy to your gain. Boehner now has the perfect aikido opportunity to put Bambi away with the moderates once and for all. They want real motion they are not as dedicated to Free market econ as we here are so they'll accept keynes as stimuli if that is all there is offered.

Boehner adds in declawing EPA, reigning in the lack of oversight on Federal monies, a capital gains reduction across the board and maybe the AMT fix early this season....

*boom* he just used Ogabe's PR campaign to get those points across or have bambi footbullet because then Ogabe can't say "they er uh aren't doing nuthin'!" he has to start bitching about the details....

the details of which ours are the most popular going into campaign season....

the jugeared freak is showing how green he is

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 07:04 AM (AEIYh)

45 ben... he held it up...it has a blue cover....and a big clip holding it together....looks like he's flipped through it....

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (eOXTH)

46 Boehner was smart to ask politely for an actual bill to look at. He should ask again every time the SCOAMF demands they pass it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (tqwMN)

47 Stack of blank paper with a cover sheet and clip. As the fool marxist held up the "plan" you could not see printing on about page 10. Oooooo, I'm impressed. Pass the bill we much!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (WUWb9)

48 Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 10:56 AM (AEIYh)

I hope y'all are right. I just don't see the GOP being that smart.

Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (N2yhW)

49 Guess what, Barky, the rest of the world won't be buying shit because they are broke too.

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (mjR67)

50 Dear Obama.
Go and fuck yourself.
Right away.
For the teachers.
For the firefighters.
For the construction workers.
For the schools.
For the roads.
Fuck yourself.
Right away.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (p+mzQ)

51 I get the sinking feeling that in a month or so we are going to get a lecture from our punditry about how despite appearances, Boehner won.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (FkKjr)

This is a pretty risky ploy for Toonces. We get to remind voters what a terrible waste his Porkulus plan was, which ought to piss them off. Nearly a trillion bucks for f*ck-all.

Toonces should be wearing that failure like one of Winnie Mandelas necklaces.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 12, 2011 07:05 AM (rplL3)

There is a bill..

Problem is, it's four hundred pages consisting of the sentence, "All work and no play makes Baracky a dull boy." repeated over and over and over again.

Redrum! REDRUM! REEEEDRUUUUMMMMM!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (AF1jB)

has anyone seen the bill yet?

Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2011 11:03 AM (wuv1c)

He's supposed to submit 'something' later today.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (UK9cE)

55 He musta had an acting coach and a speech coach to get him into this "I'm talking directly to you" thing.

Is this thing all off the 'prompter? Bet it is.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (4sQwu)

has anyone seen the bill yet?

Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2011 11:03 AM (wuv1c)

Gotta pass the bill to see the bill...

or something. That's what Nancy seemed to say. Couldn't really understand her. Her lips seemed frozen.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (jx2j9)

57 the notion! the audacity! the nerve!

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (eOXTH)

58 Can this idiot name one job that's not government funded?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (p+mzQ)

59 40 How many times is he going to give the same damn speech?

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 11:04 AM (mjR67)

Yes, someone needs to compare all these speeches. They're probably word for word.

Posted by: Breaker19 at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (WCm02)

60 Why does everybody keep playing politics except for me?

Posted by: SCoaMF at September 12, 2011 07:06 AM (mjR67)

61 I'm surprised Obama didn't have one of Jerry's Kids come out on crutches, along with that crowd of losers.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (niZvt)

62 And the market noses over the moment he begins to speak. Perfect.

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (RD7QR)

63 Jerry Brown says, 'It's a no-brainer to pass it'...well, golly-goshdarn!...that's good enough for me!!!

Posted by: Tunnel Ram at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (vHu6+)

How many times is he going to give the same damn speech?

Over/under is at 20 times this week. For The Children.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (VtjlW)

65 Just how clueless do you have to be to propose more shovel-ready jobs when you are on tape mocking the whole concept? Even if he is unable to envision something other than this, you would think his political advisors would take him aside and tell him not to do it.

He has entered that zone where he no longer gets the benefit of the doubt on everything, it is assumed he is utterly clueless unless he can show otherwise, and so far, he hasn't.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (3ll0O)

66 So many poor strawman agruments have died for this marxist POS.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (WUWb9)

67 I think he's reading notes today.
Still looks left, right, left, right.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (p+mzQ)

68 control it! pass it! just do it!

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (eOXTH)

69 43 36 cool

he's very snippy today........
Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 11:03 AM (eOXTH)M

He sounds pissed, like he can see he's floating towards the falls and can't do a damned thing about it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 11:04 AM (niZvt)

He must have Googled SCOAMF. I told him not to do that.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 12, 2011 07:07 AM (jx2j9)

70 I wonder how many calls GOP congress critter offices are getting from OfA idiots screaming about passing a bill that still doesn't exist.

Posted by: Highsmith at September 12, 2011 07:08 AM (X1kJ0)

He keeps talking about a bill that no one has seen. Pass this bill, Pass this bill.

How about you submit a bill and consider. The only thing that's stopping this is that you haven't submitted anything

Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2011 07:08 AM (wuv1c)

72 64 Jerry Brown says, 'It's a no-brainer to pass it'...well, golly-goshdarn!...that's good enough for me!!! Posted by: Tunnel Ram at September 12, 2011 11:07 AM (vHu6+) And of all people, Jerry knows no-brainers. Look, flying lizards, Jerry!

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2011 07:08 AM (RD7QR)

73 I'll send you an email, asshole.

GTFO.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 12, 2011 07:08 AM (4sQwu)

74 Will Boehner wind up on his knees or bent over his desk?

Posted by: Just Say No To Grand Bargains at September 12, 2011 07:08 AM (EL+OC)

I think the teleprompter just hiccupped. He started stuttering and the reading level dropped about six grade levels.

Posted by: Have Blue at September 12, 2011 07:09 AM (IKTC8)

76 who wants to go in with me on an airplane skywriting? scoafm?

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:09 AM (eOXTH)

77 Did the Whitehouse ever send those Free-Trade agreements to the Senate?

Posted by: toby928™ at September 12, 2011 07:09 AM (GTbGH)

78 Why doesn't he just pass it by Executive Order, does it for everything else...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 07:10 AM (136wp)

79 Hey, I've got an idea! Let's put some fat fuck androgynous cop behind to nod away. That will help!

Posted by: dan in michigan at September 12, 2011 07:10 AM (ursg4)

80 82 the robot devil i was wondering that too.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:10 AM (eOXTH)

81 Dust off the fax machine...that's the best he can come up when he goes off prompter. He really is the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 07:10 AM (mjR67)

82 Well, THAT was short... Marine One must be standing by, for an emergency flight out to the golf course.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:10 AM (niZvt)

83 This is the point when Barky begins to pull the real zingers from his ass.

If he keeps getting openly disrespected like he has been we're going to have the on-camera psychotic break we've been anticipating. I can totally imagine him crying and screaming and trying to hit Jake Tapper with TOTUS.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2011 07:11 AM (tqwMN)

84 Let's stay focused on putting the Country (club) before Party (time), wingnuts.

Posted by: Barky the Producer at September 12, 2011 07:11 AM (/ZZCn)

85
I have a pretty new cover.
Pass me.
Right.
Away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:11 AM (p+mzQ)

86 82 Why doesn't he just pass it by Executive Order, does it for everything else... Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 11:10 AM (136wp) Ooooh, you just about had me stain my Fruit of the Loin shorts, Big Guy!

Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 12, 2011 07:12 AM (niZvt)

87 80
Standby for the cock sucking in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at September 12, 2011 11:09 AM (Lt/Za)

Don't knock till you've tried it!!!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 12, 2011 07:12 AM (vHu6+)

I hope that he mentions again that Lincoln founded the Republican Party

PBS version:

I hope that he mentions again that Lincoln founded the Republican Party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2011 07:12 AM (1Jaio)

Such an impressive marxist. He really convinced me to support wasting another .5T for his union buddies.

Do I really have to say "sarc/off"?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 12, 2011 07:13 AM (WUWb9)

90 Why would I hire someone for a $4000 tax credit when there is no demand? Oh, to help you get re-elected. Well, since you put it that way, GFY!

Posted by: business owners at September 12, 2011 07:14 AM (mjR67)

91 pass this crude outline!

Posted by: God-Emperor Barky I the Buck-Dodger at September 12, 2011 07:15 AM (3p99J)

92 This time they really are shovel ready jobs -- I've bought a shovel factory. With your money, natch.

Posted by: King Barry The Magnanimous at September 12, 2011 07:15 AM (ENKCw)

93 How is extending unemployment good for the economy and paying down the debt?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 12, 2011 07:15 AM (i6RpT)

94 Considering Obama's track record the GOP needs to do some deep foot dragging and cut this piece of crap off at the pass.

Posted by: rplat at September 12, 2011 07:16 AM (4vq8i)

95 96 pass this crude outline!

Ignore the Joe's Bar and Grill on the napkin.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2011 07:16 AM (3ll0O)

96 The Speaker needs to pull all reps in an emergency debate session on this "bill" starting this afternoon and a vote for later this week.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 07:16 AM (cbyrC)

97 Hey, has anyone mentioned that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, yet? Because he is.

Posted by: Holygoat at September 12, 2011 07:16 AM (XnwWl)

98 97 This time they really are shovel ready jobs Barry must be referring to his Reelection Campaign.

Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 12, 2011 07:16 AM (niZvt)

Don't knock till you've tried it!!!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 12, 2011 11:12 AM

I'm with the fat chick. Sort of.

Posted by: Kal Penn at September 12, 2011 07:17 AM (kD+se)

100
You know what I really hate?
Wanting a year and a half of my life to pass like the wind.

Fuck yourself Barky.
With a stick.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 12, 2011 07:17 AM (p+mzQ)

101 95 Business Owners,

Hey look at it from our point of view, we have President Evil raiding businesses for campaign cash, in a position to raise our taxes without personal pain if reelected, and it made precedent that you can screw over the shareholders with protected shares violating contract law with no authorization from congress, court ruling, or even an EO paper trail......

//Corporations

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 07:17 AM (AEIYh)

102 I swear things will be different this time.

Posted by: Barky in a wife-beater at September 12, 2011 07:17 AM (WCm02)

103 96 pass this crude outline!

Aw, come on!
Somebody had to learn power point to do that!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 12, 2011 07:18 AM (p+mzQ)

104 Oh yes, Barky puts a kiddy Bandaid on a sucking chest wound.

Medic! Medic!

Corpseman! Corpseman!

FTFY

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 07:18 AM (mjR67)

105 101 Rplat,

that can work but still allows the Whine to cry....

passing a gutted version of his bill with the plank in the dozen bills Harry Reid is stalling and no prok added kicks the Whine in his mangina.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 07:18 AM (AEIYh)

106 106 Don't knock till you've tried it!!! Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 12, 2011 11:12 AM I'm rather surprised Monica hasn't floated up on Dancing With The Stars yet. Maybe with Bubba as her dance partner? Doing the Tango??

Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 12, 2011 07:19 AM (niZvt)

107 When was the last time that Barry gave a speech and the market did not tumble? These speeches and the corresponding market drops should be compiled into campaign commercials. It would negate all the Obots cries of "Those nasty repubs won't let Obama do anything.", and would show Obama as the danger to our economy that he is.

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at September 12, 2011 07:19 AM (6IV8T)

108 Oh, off idiotic sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:19 AM (niZvt)

109 Bow to my will!!

Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at September 12, 2011 07:20 AM (WUWb9)

110
I'm standing here with garden gnomes.

Pass this bill.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:20 AM (sqkOB)

111 I didn't watch, but was the audience made to wear their uniforms? Did they pass out apples and rulers for the teachers to hold?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 12, 2011 07:20 AM (ycuSb)

112 I hope that wasn't a federal office standing right behind Barry with the rest of the losers. If it was, he should be fired for a direct violation of the Hatch Act, that outlaws direct participation by federal employees in political activities while in their official uniform.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:20 AM (niZvt)

113 Racist haters. Sluurrrppp.

Posted by: McLame, Miss Lindsey, Coke Bear, and the Maine Twins at September 12, 2011 07:20 AM (N2yhW)

114 "A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?" Ecclesiastes 10:14

Posted by: baldilocks at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (T2/zQ)

115
I'm standing with pet shop employees who have been laid off for a long time.

Pass this bill.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (sqkOB)

116 Like Mark Steyn said on Friday "Pass this bill now or the bill gets it!". (Loved his reference to Blazing Saddles)

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (0fUOB)

117 115 cool i couldn't help but feel bad for monica after reading that article last week about how she is alone and floundering......karma is a bitch.....i wish karma hit bill harder though.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (eOXTH)

118 If he keeps getting openly disrespected like he has been we're going to have the on-camera psychotic break we've been anticipating.

It's gonna happen any day now. And I'm going to gain 50 pounds from all the pudding I'll eat while watching it over and over and over...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (h1p5V)

119 "Barky flashed a stack of papers in the Rose Garden, and called it the American Jobs Act." Boehner needs to call the bluff. Make the committees meet and have all reps standing by in case they can get this to a floor vote. Today.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 07:21 AM (cbyrC)

120
I'm standing here today with hookers and drug fiends.

Pass this bill.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (sqkOB)

121 The tide turned when the extremist held the country hostage over the debt limit. The polls show Obama is still double-digits more popular than the Tea Party, Americans want compromise not bickering, and will know who to blame next year if Obama's moderate bill is not passed.

Posted by: Greg at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (GuOYy)

122 Time to start stealing underwear!

Posted by: G.N.O.M.E. at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (136wp)

123 what about secretaries? did he mention jobs for secretaries?

Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (eOXTH)

124 I was wondering about that, CoolCzech. Can police officers wear their uniforms when engaged in political activity?

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (mjR67)

125 118 I'm standing here with garden gnomes. Pass this bill. Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 11:20 AM (sqkOB) I'm surprised they weren't handing out white smocks as the gnomes walked out of the building.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (niZvt)

126 They've heard it all and see the results. We're all just counting down until this SCOAMF is gone.

Posted by: DrewM. at 10:51 AM Well said. Anybody (except prolly Biden) would be better than this fool. If we win the next election cycle, there will be cause for hope. If we lose to this hopeless putz, well, it's game over. At that point I'll start to buy into the line of thinking that says "buy bullets and canned goods and start a subsistence garden, etc. etc." At that point it's time to think about moving to the third world to beat the rush.

Posted by: Reactionary at September 12, 2011 07:22 AM (xUM1Q)

127
I stand with bookies and drug mules who have felt the brunt of the recession.

Pass this bill.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:23 AM (sqkOB)

128 103
The Speaker needs to pull all reps in an emergency debate session on this "bill" starting this afternoon and a vote for later this week.

Gurgle gurgle...slop slop...gag gag...spit spit....just a moment.

Posted by: Just Say No To Grand Bargains at September 12, 2011 07:23 AM (EL+OC)

129 You can tell even he can't stand his speeches anymore. What a SCoaMF. Meanwhile, the king 'Rats are looking at pulling an LBJ on him BUT know that they will lose the black vote and lose anyway. Sucks to them. Schadenfreude for me.

Posted by: observer at September 12, 2011 07:23 AM (ZUcm2)

130 @132: not federal ones; I don't know about state and local but would imagine they have similar restrictions. This one may have been on leave, so work time would not be an issue. But wearing his official uniform? Big No No.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:24 AM (niZvt)

131
I'm here today with rest-stop perverts in need of work.

Push this stool.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:24 AM (sqkOB)

132 Lash this shill!

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2011 07:24 AM (RD7QR)

133 Reactionary, I even think Biden would be better. Unlike Obama, he doesn't have a deep seated hatred for this country. I think he's just as smart as Obama without the benefit of affirmative action.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2011 07:25 AM (0fUOB)

134 So, you know "Rahm's Law"; "Never let a crisis go to waste." Now we have "Obama's Corollary" ; When you need a crisis to get your policies enacted, declare one.

Do you think that we are in a crisis? I think that we are certainly in a fiscal crisis. But his solution is to pile on more debt. I think that we are in a long recession or second depression, if you will, stemming from the fact that too many americans just cannot compete in a global economy. Anecdotely, I know of a recently minted graduate from U. S. Carolina with a bachelor's degree in Anthropology who is now working for close to minimum wage at a Kinkos. Apparently we have a surplus of Anthropologists.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 12, 2011 07:25 AM (O3R/2)

135
what about secretaries? did he mention jobs for secretaries?

Jobs for everyone...

who supports me.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:25 AM (sqkOB)

136 I posted this in the last thread a little late, but how many out of work school teachers do y'all know that aren't really bad at, you know, teaching. If those were any good, wouldn't they be in the classroom now since the school year is in session? Just sayin'.

Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2011 07:25 AM (N2yhW)

137 Pass this bill tomorrow, and next week I'll have a plan on how to pay for it.

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at September 12, 2011 07:25 AM (WCm02)

138 Lassie's ill!

Posted by: Joe Carraclough at September 12, 2011 07:26 AM (3p99J)

139 This isn't a Jobs Bill, it's a transcript of his last speech.

Posted by: SpongeBob Boner at September 12, 2011 07:26 AM (/ZZCn)

140 Mass this kill!

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2011 07:26 AM (RD7QR)

141 148 This isn't a Jobs Bill, it's a transcript of his last speech.

Posted by: SpongeBob Boner at September 12, 2011 11:26 AM (/ZZCn)

Why doesn't he just record it and have the networks play if back every two hours...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (136wp)

142 I know it's a long shot being NYC and all, but I so hope that Turner beats Webrin. It would be yet another repudiation of Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm!

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (0fUOB)

143
Ranger Bob says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (p+mzQ)

144 Apparently we have a surplus of Anthropologists.

Is that really a surprise to you?

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (3ll0O)

145 where's the still?

Posted by: excise man at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (eOXTH)

146 Massive drill!

Posted by: Will Folks at September 12, 2011 07:27 AM (3p99J)

147 125 115 cool i couldn't help but feel bad for monica after reading that article last week about how she is alone and floundering......karma is a bitch.....i wish karma hit bill harder though....... Posted by: phoenixgirl if you are not angry you have forgotten at September 12, 2011 11:21 AM (eOXTH) Honestly, I agree with you 100 percent - it is said what that did to her. It also - when you come to think of it - makes no sense. So she had oral sex with the President of the United States. So what? Why is that so horrible, as opposed to with some greasy pimply faced kid in the backseat of a car somewhere?? Picking on her about it, in a society where so many young unmarried gals nowadays carry on the way they do, seems more than a bit unfair.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (niZvt)

148 I hope that wasn't a federal office standing right behind Barry with the rest of the losers. If it was, he should be fired for a direct violation of the Hatch Act, that outlaws direct participation by federal employees in political activities while in their official uniform.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 11:20 AM (niZvt)

You're saying that as if the law actually applies to anything this jackwagon does.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (UK9cE)

149 The liberal pathology must be pretty strong with Oblamer. He actually believes his own prejudices, that he's awesome and the GOP just sort of accidentally got elected. Wrong, they were elected to stop him. I just worry that Boehner forgot that already.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (QxSug)

150 Yellow pill!

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (3p99J)

151 little blue pill!

Posted by: viagra at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (eOXTH)

152 129 Greg,

you keep trying to sell the idea to the people who actually work and pay taxes that they should hand you the match to light the gasoline bomb of debt you've built....

no, no seriously you do that.....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 07:28 AM (AEIYh)

153
Teacher Tuwana-Lee says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:29 AM (p+mzQ)

154 http://tinyurl.com/6eqsmb

Reminds me of Wimpy from the "Popeye" cartoon show.

"I'll have a hamburger for which I'll pay you Tuesday"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 07:29 AM (136wp)

155 If those were any good, wouldn't they be in the classroom now since the school year is in session? Just sayin'.

Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2011 11:25 AM (N2yhW)

about a 100% chance that those that get laid off are the new kids on the block.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2011 07:29 AM (FIDMq)

156 Why doesn't he just record it and have the networks play if back every two hours... Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 11:27 AM (136wp) I guess you haven't listened to CNN and MSNBC lately?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 12, 2011 07:30 AM (i6RpT)

157 129 Greg,

and by the way Greg like I said Boehner outsmarted this hail Mary....

at some point "what bill? if it was so vital why'd you leave town the day after the speech to the joint Session to campaign tiger" will take hold....

you keep fucking that chicken

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2011 07:30 AM (AEIYh)

158 Sorry, 15 is my limit on snitzengruben. Now pass this bill.

Posted by: King Barry The Magnanimous at September 12, 2011 07:30 AM (ENKCw)

159 Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 11:28 AM (niZvt)

I feel the same way. But it was a political hatchet job. The MBM destroyed Lewinsky to protect Bubba.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at September 12, 2011 07:30 AM (LH6ir)

160 Uh instead of a um pacemaker...you could...er...take the red pill...um instead of the blue pill!

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 12, 2011 07:31 AM (0fUOB)

161
Disabled AFL-CIO worker Earnie says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:31 AM (p+mzQ)

162 So when he said we are in a "moment of national crisis" he was talking about his precedency yes? Good of him to admit his administration is a "crisis".

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 12, 2011 07:31 AM (UrPTC)

163
Mailman Ted says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (p+mzQ)

164 To the mill!

Posted by: some cider fans at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (3p99J)

165 Reactionary, I even think Biden would be better. Unlike Obama, he doesn't have a deep seated hatred for this country. I think he's just as smart as Obama without the benefit of affirmative action.

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2011 11:25 AM (0fUOB)

Perhaps you're right. But Biden is just so painfully, obviously stupid. It's embarrassing. And while he may not bear malice against the US himself, he would be manipulated by those who do. I just see another version of obastard, with some extra crazy thrown in. I remain steadfast in my belief that Biden was put on the ticket to make sure nobody would even consider trying to take out the Prez. It makes the alternative seem so much worse...

Posted by: Reactionary at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (xUM1Q)

166 "Picking on her about it, in a society where so many young unmarried gals nowadays carry on the way they do, seems more than a bit unfair." Coincidental, or causative? My wife taught in a middle school at that time. One of her crustier co-workers said something to the effect of, "How long until we're patrolling during recess for kids doing this newly "not sex" thing?" The answer: Less than two years.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (cbyrC)

167 DRINK THIS SWILL NOW!!!

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (0fUOB)

168
The hole in the road at 15th and Emerald says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:32 AM (p+mzQ)

169 or, B could craft his own jobs bill which de-nuts the regulatory strangulation of this country which Oblamer is attempting. and cut taxes for me a little bit.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 12, 2011 07:33 AM (QxSug)

170 PISS THIS BALL!

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 12, 2011 07:33 AM (0fUOB)

171
I'm here with gay indian black veteran teachers postal workers who aren't qualified to do anything except vote...a lot.

Pass this bill.

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:34 AM (sqkOB)

172 We keep losing yards trying to run around the far left side. So lets try something different, lets run around the far left side. On 2, ready, break!

Posted by: Prez Thirdstring QB at September 12, 2011 07:34 AM (PEwFJ)

173
Jorge in front of the Home Depot says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:34 AM (p+mzQ)

174 against our will!

Posted by: the public at September 12, 2011 07:34 AM (eOXTH)

175 Classy Jill.

Posted by: Royal Pains at September 12, 2011 07:34 AM (3p99J)

176 Why does he keep saying this shit sandwich is already bought & paid for? That doesn't even make any sense.

Posted by: yinzer at September 12, 2011 07:35 AM (LJ9nk)

177 "How long until we're patrolling during recess for kids doing this newly "not sex" thing?"

The answer: Less than two years.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 11:32 AM (cbyrC)

Yikes. I read stuff like this and I feel like I have lived too long. The accepted limits are breaking down faster and faster...

Posted by: Reactionary at September 12, 2011 07:35 AM (xUM1Q)

178 PASS THIS GAS NOW!

Posted by: SCOAMF With Constipation On His Brow at September 12, 2011 07:35 AM (0fUOB)

179 oh man, is some troll trying to insult his way into the thread?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 12, 2011 07:35 AM (QxSug)

180 AJ in the house!

Posted by: toby928™ at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (GTbGH)

181 Pass the BILL!

Posted by: Osifer Friendly nearing retirement at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (SPVfc)

182 PASS THIS GAS NOW!

Posted by: SCOAMF With Constipation On His Brow at September 12, 2011 11:35 AM (0fUOB)

BRRRRTTT

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (LJ9nk)

183

I hope that wasn't a federal office standing right behind Barry with the rest of the losers. If it was, he should be fired for a direct violation of the Hatch Act, that outlaws direct participation by federal employees in political activities while in their official uniform.

We are not lucky enough to have that happen. Or for the MFM to care about it if it did.

Now I have Obama going after Tapper with TOTUS while the pon farr music is playing in the background. I cannot possibly begin to explain to the person who just asked why I'm giggling so hard.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (VtjlW)

184 Roman American Senators Congressmen, I command order umm.... demand you to pass this bill that is not yet written. I am Emperor Obama, and you MUST pass this bill that is not yet written to see what's in it. It is the only thing that is keeping the seas from rising and the world from overheating. This bill that is not written in the bill that we all have been waiting for!!

I am the Great and Mighty Obama!

/ do not pay attention to the teleprompter

Posted by: Emperor Obama at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (z63Tr)

185
Jorge's wife, Maria and their 14 children say pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (p+mzQ)

186 LOL, MSPMS is hoping CHINA bails out Europe. CHINA. Never mind their economic house is more vulnerable than anybody's... What a turn those "intellectual" and "scientific" Liberal turds have take us to, that we should look to Red China for Salvation!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 07:36 AM (niZvt)

187 The common thread in this "Jobs Plan" is increasing government control in picking the winners and losers in the economy. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (ZgvjV)

188 PASS ME!!! PASS ME!!11 PASS ME!!!!

Posted by: two kidney stones and a Gall stone to boot! at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (SPVfc)

189 Anecdotely, I know of a recently minted graduate from U. S. Carolina with a bachelor's degree in Anthropology who is now working for close to minimum wage at a Kinkos. Apparently we have a surplus of Anthropologists.

It is one of eye opening moments. There is little commercial application for Anthropology, nor is their a basic education application, Anthropology is all research, and researchers want research assistants who have at least a Masters. So a Bachelors Degree is useless. That's right another two to three years of school just to become a lackey.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (0q2P7)

190
bring it upstairs, kids

Posted by: lolobama at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (sqkOB)

191 192 bawney you wish you were that tight......

Posted by: bawney's bung hole at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (eOXTH)

192

Thursday after work we went out to dinner and were placed at a table where we overheard 3 ladies at the next table bemoaning how "...they just won't let the man have a chance!" and "There's so many who want him to fail!" Of course they were talking about King Putt. It later turned out they were all 3 teachers. (SURPRIZE!) Having spoiled our dinner I desperately wanted to give them the opportunity to "share the wealth" (wouldn't that be a good thing?) by picking up our tab.

The thing about his Jobs speech that was ridiculous was, he'd just lost the "debt ceiling" debate and yet his solution to the "jobs" problem was another $500B stimulus package, all tailored for teachers, govt. and other union members.

And they're still in his pocket.

Posted by: MrObvious at September 12, 2011 07:37 AM (2uovW)

193
The cobweb on the ceiling in the corner of your family room says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:38 AM (p+mzQ)

194 The only shovel ready job is clearing away the BS

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 12, 2011 07:38 AM (M3mVf)

195 Passing this bill is so 9/10

Posted by: Cute Quipster at September 12, 2011 07:38 AM (SPVfc)

196 Lash this shill!

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2011 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

Oh, that's going in my file.

Posted by: Maureen Dowdd at September 12, 2011 07:38 AM (aN+8s)

197
The turd on your windshield says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 07:38 AM (p+mzQ)

198 LOL, MSPMS is hoping CHINA bails out Europe. CHINA.

This highlights the principle attribute of the welfare state: FAIL

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 12, 2011 07:39 AM (0q2P7)

199 Pass Who? Pass Who?

Posted by: Capt. Yossarian at September 12, 2011 07:39 AM (aN+8s)

200 I'm bought, but I will never be paid for.

Posted by: The Bill aka The Outline at September 12, 2011 07:40 AM (PEwFJ)

201 PASS ME!

Posted by: Under stafferd donut shop circled by cops at September 12, 2011 07:40 AM (SPVfc)

202 Pay for this bill. Pay for it RIGHT AWAY

Posted by: Spiker at September 12, 2011 07:41 AM (EQ9v7)

203 220,000 Postal workers agree, pass this bill, or else.

Posted by: Barky the Legislator at September 12, 2011 07:41 AM (/ZZCn)

204

If I was in Congress, I'd set up about 25 shot glasses in front of me and then drink every time Obama said, "Pass this bill". What better visual representation of exactly what Obama's words are good for, political "Hi Bob". That's all he has is rhetoric. He's a one trick pony and he can't even do that without his teleprompter.

You know they couldn't keep the camera off me either.

Posted by: Matt at September 12, 2011 07:42 AM (vJUsG)

205 You must pass the leaflet I left on your congressional windshields.

Posted by: Prez Talksalot at September 12, 2011 07:43 AM (PEwFJ)

206

I feel the same way. But it was a political hatchet job. The MBM destroyed Lewinsky to protect Bubba.

Oh there's a whole list of women that have been destroyed to protect Bubba....Monica, Paula, his blond affair that showed up in Playboy and said "he ate like a pro".....(can't rememeber her name?)

Posted by: MrObvious at September 12, 2011 07:43 AM (2uovW)

207 Famous words from America's great presidents: FDR: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." SCOAMF: "Pass This Bill!(TM)"

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 12, 2011 07:44 AM (21lBC)

208 According to Rand Paul Oblowme has no 'bill' put together yet?!!!!

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at September 12, 2011 07:49 AM (I/MzF)

209 Gas the Grill.

Posted by: Prez O'Bar-B-Q at September 12, 2011 07:50 AM (PEwFJ)

210 "Yikes. I read stuff like this and I feel like I have lived too long. The accepted limits are breaking down faster and faster..." Due to renovations, the school had trailers set up as classrooms in a parking lot. Teachers had to patrol the alleys for typical middle-schooler stuff like truth-or-dare and spin-the-bottle. The after-Lewinsky years was when shit went overboard. There was a blowup at another school (middle or elementary) in the county about 2000 or 2001. Either a teacher or an instructional aide bucked her administrative chain and called the cops on an incident between two kids because she thought it wasn't being dealt with sufficiently. I don't think it ever made the news.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 07:50 AM (cbyrC)

211 DOOMed...

... still.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 12, 2011 07:51 AM (jx2j9)

212 210
The turd on your windshield says pass me.
Right away.

Posted by: The Bill at September 12, 2011 11:38 AM (p+mzQ)

The Bill, I did not have sex with that...that...windshield...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 12, 2011 07:51 AM (WUWb9)

213 224 Famous words from America's great presidents:

FDR: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
SCOAMF: "Pass This Bill!(TM)"

William Clinton: "Swallow, Damn IT!"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 12, 2011 07:52 AM (136wp)

214 Son Of Stimulus--Half the money, Double the messaging!

Posted by: Spiker at September 12, 2011 07:56 AM (EQ9v7)

215
Meanwhile, the king 'Rats are looking at pulling an LBJ on him BUT know that they will lose the black vote and lose anyway. Sucks to them. Schadenfreude for me.

The Donks will NEVER lose the black vote, no matter what they do to the SCOAMF, not unless we go through a major tectonic change in the culture. The only thing that might happen is that a large part of the black vote stays at home.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2011 08:03 AM (wPbwV)

216 Just screw with them. Put the bill through a spell check and send it back for corrections.

Posted by: Bulimic Donner Partier at September 12, 2011 08:04 AM (Pir3k)

217 "Put the bill through a spell check and send it back for corrections." I sincerely doubt that there is anything even remotely resembling a bill available. I'd love to see committees convened to sit around bitching about not having a bill that doesn't exist.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 08:05 AM (cbyrC)

218
Massengill!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2011 08:06 AM (wPbwV)

219

My leg has a thrill!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 12, 2011 08:11 AM (FIDMq)

220 The Donks will NEVER lose the black vote, no matter what they do to the SCOAMF, not unless we go through a major tectonic change in the culture.

The Donks would lose the black vote if they started treating the CBC the way the Republican leadership treats the conservative members of their Party.

Dems scorn the CBC and marginalize their bills like Pigford. Keep them off of the important subcommittees. Dem leadership talks down about the CBC to the press and on the Sunday talk shows.

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2011 08:13 AM (M9Ie6)

221 Passing Bill Blues (apologies to Laura Nyro)

Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the First of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my signing day
The "I am on your side" Bill when you were loosin'
The "I never scheme or lie" Bill, there's been no foolin'
But kisses and love won't carry me till you pass the Bill

I love you so, I always will
And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
Oh, but am I ever gonna get past the Senate wells
I was the one who came runnin' when you were lonely
I haven't lived one day not lovin' you only
But kisses and love won't carry me til you pass the Bill

I love you so, I always will
And 'cause devotion rules my heart I'll take more bows
But Bill you've gotta honor campaign vows
Oh, pass the Bill
Oh, pass the Bill
Come on and pass the Bill
I got the passing bill blues
Please pass the Bill
I got the passing bill blues
Pass the Bill

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at September 12, 2011 08:22 AM (ZY+lZ)

222 So did O really have the Village People standing behind him at the speech? I knew Disco has fallen on hard times, but if they can't get a gig at the Holiday Inn without this bill, things are really bad.

Posted by: MrTea at September 12, 2011 08:25 AM (XWMLc)

223

Respect mah authoritah!

Posted by: Preznit SCoAMF at September 12, 2011 08:29 AM (zF6Iw)

224 MrObvious - that was Gennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at September 12, 2011 08:30 AM (zF6Iw)

225 Pass It We Much!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 12, 2011 08:37 AM (niZvt)

226 and passing we will much about that be committed

Posted by: Bulimic Donner Partier at September 12, 2011 08:42 AM (Pir3k)

227 right after the speech i was shown a compilation of the president saying "pass this bill", the person said it was from the speech and it was funny to watch. Was thinking about that today. It reminded me of this.

Posted by: at September 12, 2011 08:43 AM (k1rwm)

228 "Pass this Union welfare bill!"

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2011 08:46 AM (TXKVh)

229 The only thing that might happen is that a large part of the black vote stays at home.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2011 12:03 PM (wPbwV)

True that. My point, albeit inelegantly stated.

Posted by: observer at September 12, 2011 08:49 AM (m8kAI)

230 Personally, I wouldn't pass it. Regurgitate it, maybe, but pass it never. Might be a personal choice, however.

Posted by: Bluimic Donner Partier at September 12, 2011 08:50 AM (Pir3k)

231 I've heard that Pass this bill line about 30 times. Has he at any point demanded that Congress read the bill?

Posted by: S2 at September 12, 2011 09:06 AM (3rwFl)

232 Here's the cliff edge. "Pass the bill." Jump. Scream.
Welcome to the new state where if you're not union you're screwed. Crony Capitalism at its most extreme.

Posted by: Gmac at September 12, 2011 09:09 AM (wEQnk)

233 Fap with skill

Posted by: Mister Batur at September 12, 2011 09:23 AM (fI8Wv)

234 The Senate hasn't even passed a 2011 budget yet.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at September 12, 2011 10:14 AM (4QGk7)

235 Good God, he couldn't even bother to get it bound. Who wants to bet that if the binder clip comes off we'll see a couple of hundred blank pages flutter to the floor?

Posted by: Boston12GS at September 12, 2011 11:02 AM (hvrPG)

236 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2011 11:55 AM (fyOgS)

237 "Who wants to bet that if the binder clip comes off we'll see a couple of hundred blank pages flutter to the floor?" The liar would look right into the camera and claim that every page landed face-down.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 12, 2011 12:06 PM (cbyrC)

238 "The liar would look right into the camera and claim that every page landed face-down." Ah, "landing face down", a foreshadowing of Obama's performance in the 2012 elections. Sweet.

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