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November 11, 2011

Prolier Than Thou: Michael Moore's Million-Dollar Mansion
— Ace

It's not even his goddamned house. He doesn't even live there.

It's just a little place in the country where he can escape to when the daily grind of filmmaking and international press-junkets gets to be too much.

99%: Spare housekeys

1%: Spare houses

Occupy Michael Moore's Million Dollar Mansion! He's not using anyway, and I bet the kitchens are very well-stocked.

Thanks to Truman North.

Posted by: Ace at 10:10 AM | Comments (182)
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1 He also has a Rascal so he can get from the bedroom to the fridge with ease.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry at November 11, 2011 10:11 AM (K7Gb2)

2 These crooks are always so obvious ...
Bernie Madoff .. who trusts a guy with a name like "made off"
Michael Moore .. what do you expect from a guy with a name like "more"

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 11, 2011 10:16 AM (e8kgV)

3 He must just want to strangle Breitbart some days. Fortunately, Moore's fat fuckitude prevents that.

Posted by: Lurking Hoser at November 11, 2011 10:16 AM (FjX5M)

Occupy Michael Moore's Million Dollar Mansion! He's not using anyway, and I bet the kitchens are very well-stocked.

Now I have Zombieland in my head - I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's!

Posted by: alexthechick at November 11, 2011 10:17 AM (VtjlW)

5 He also has a Rascal so he can get from the bedroom to the fridge with ease.

I found the trip on the Rascal to the kitchen to be tedious so I just had another fridge installed in the bedroom.

Posted by: Mikey More at November 11, 2011 10:17 AM (tf9Ne)

6 Hmmm...Only a 3 hr drive from my house.

#OccupyFatFuck'sDriveway

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 11, 2011 10:17 AM (HpT9p)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 11, 2011 10:17 AM (8y9MW)

8 It's not a vacation home, it's the summer headquarters of the Revolutionary Council where we plot tactics and practice sticking it to The Man, mainly through clam bakes and lobster kills.

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:18 AM (Sh42X)

9 It's not a mansion, it's an emergency pantry.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 11, 2011 10:18 AM (8y9MW)

10 Michael Moore he saved Detroit! /sarc

Posted by: tasker at November 11, 2011 10:19 AM (14jKX)

11 Sure hope the flooring in that place has been reinforced.

Yes, a fat joke. I went there, because that fat lying turd is not worth any more effort than that.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 11, 2011 10:20 AM (3Okgs)

12 It's not a mansion, it's an emergency pantry. **** LOL!

Posted by: tasker at November 11, 2011 10:20 AM (14jKX)

13 Could John Kerry park his yacht there?

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 11, 2011 10:20 AM (bPbwB)

Never has the phrase Go Wolverines! been more appropriate.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 11, 2011 10:22 AM (VtjlW)

15 Top comment on the article: What a shame to have such a lovely home and not be able to fit through the door.

Posted by: joncelli at November 11, 2011 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

16 We've been occupying Mikeys brain for years, but shit! The fat bastard is killing us with all the fucking lard chunks floating around here, And the maggots occupying the rest of his pus filled visage are threatening to strike via making him pop like a giant zit!

Posted by: Brain worms at November 11, 2011 10:23 AM (OlN4e)

17 Why don't the flea-baggers #occupymooresbigasshome?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 11, 2011 10:24 AM (9hSKh)

18 Breitbart didn't give us the address, but it took less than five minutes to find in Bing maps.

Posted by: Romney Voter at November 11, 2011 10:24 AM (7MFxV)

19 16 We've been occupying Mikeys brain for years, but shit! The fat bastard is killing us with all the fucking lard chunks floating around here, And the maggots occupying the rest of his pus filled visage are threatening to strike via making him pop like a giant zit! Posted by: Brain worms at November 11, 2011 02:23 PM (OlN4e) Eet's wefer thin...

Posted by: Name that film! at November 11, 2011 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

20 It's not even his goddamned first house.

FIFY, for vacation home element.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2011 10:25 AM (JYheX)

21 Dear Mr. Moore, unlike you, I am one of the 99%. I think you have a lovely home, and I would like you to give it to me. If you don't hand over the keys by noon tomorrow, I and my fellow protesters will demonstrate in front of your main house and follow you everywhere we go. After all, greed is bad. And giving me your house will go a long way towards reducing the income inequality between us. We're all in this together, right? (Oh, and by the way, I think you should try to lose some weight or at least wear more flattering clothes so you don't look so dumpy.) Up twinkles!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 11, 2011 10:25 AM (21lBC)

22 Now I have Zombieland in my head - I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's!

Unlike the Bill Murray scene, the shooting of that greasy fuck Moore would not be accidental.

"Flanders was a zombie?"

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 11, 2011 10:26 AM (SPC42)

23 It would be funny to see if the GM ceo also has a vacation home there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2011 10:26 AM (JYheX)

24 Has anyone seen my penis? Hello?

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:27 AM (Sh42X)

25 Probably has a nearby plumber on retainer to unstop the toilet.

Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2011 10:28 AM (BbX1b)

(Oh, and by the way, I think you should try to lose some weight or at least wear more flattering clothes so you don't look so dumpy.)

So how exactly do you flatter a buzzard shit and lard stuffed dufflel bag? Hummm?

Posted by: Brain worms at November 11, 2011 10:28 AM (OlN4e)

27

Lemme get some hot and cold running butter up in here!

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:29 AM (LEcV+)

28 He is a roly proley guy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 11, 2011 10:30 AM (wVnjF)

29 Huh. Doesn't look like Flint to me.

Posted by: Mooreoff at November 11, 2011 10:30 AM (m3Y7a)

30 So Michael Moore is really Michael Mooooooore?

Posted by: USA at November 11, 2011 10:30 AM (6Cjut)

I think it was Ginger who posted on the FB page that Beyonce's nursery for her future child is 2200 square feet. That's bigger than a lot of people's houses. #OccupyBeyonce'sNursery!

(I'm sick of all these 1% Celebutards giving props to the lying, lazy fricking 1%! I don't know if Beyonce was one of them, but what the heck! She supports Obama, he supports these "peaceful protestors" so she's guilty by association)

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2011 10:30 AM (u/RSM)

32 OT, but I hope ace is watching out for the Denver occupoopers. They are coming over tonight to protest the blogcon. Ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much, but we saw what they did to the AFP event in DC.

Posted by: stace at November 11, 2011 10:31 AM (lYlx9)

33 35 OT, but I hope ace is watching out for the Denver occupoopers. They are coming over tonight to protest the blogcon. Ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much, but we saw what they did to the AFP event in DC. Posted by: stace at November 11, 2011 02:31 PM (lYlx9) Finally, an application for ace's hobo-flaying techniques! We want film!

Posted by: Name that film! at November 11, 2011 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

34 I stepped in some Mikey Moore once. Ick! It squished up between my toes and everything. Gross!

Posted by: Godzilla at November 11, 2011 10:32 AM (OlN4e)

35 It's a miscommunication. Michael Moore thought they said occu-pie and went looking for a slice.

Posted by: USA at November 11, 2011 10:33 AM (6Cjut)

36 1 million?? That barely covers the union dues he "loopholed" by producing the films in Canada.

Posted by: Jimmah at November 11, 2011 10:33 AM (ECI8s)

37 He has a refrigerator and microwave in every bathroom -- right next to the crapper.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at November 11, 2011 10:33 AM (7+pP9)

38 I would say #occupymichaelmoorespersonalspace but I can't since he's occupying most of it. Has anyone mentioned that he's such a hypocrite? It was priceless to read that after speaking at #occupyDetroit, he left for a book signing for his $27 book.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 11, 2011 10:33 AM (21lBC)

39 I'm down here. Spread your tits apart, stand over a mirror - see the belly button? It's in the third fat fold. Here I am - down up under there. Further back. See me? Use the flashlight. See me now? Shit. Move your feet apart more! See me now?!

Posted by: DangMichael Moorre's penis at November 11, 2011 10:34 AM (BbX1b)

40 OT, but I hope ace is watching out for the Denver occupoopers.

Quick, arm yourselves with bars of soap. OWSers are as afraid of hygiene as vampires are of a crucifix.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2011 10:34 AM (84pE9)

41 37 I stepped in some Mikey Moore once. Ick! It squished up between my toes and everything. Gross! Posted by: Godzilla at November 11, 2011 02:32 PM (OlN4e) [Works mouth randomly] Godzeera!

Posted by: joncelli, too tired to think much at November 11, 2011 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

42 would say #occupymichaelmoorespersonalspace but I can't since he's occupying most of it.

Well if you calculate a good speed and approach angle, you could orbit it.

Posted by: Civilization: at November 11, 2011 10:35 AM (0q2P7)

43 Oh, and that is the same property where his "beach renovations" violated local environmental laws. You can't make this stuff up!

Posted by: runningrn at November 11, 2011 10:35 AM (u/RSM)

44 Oh fiddlesticks. I hate old socks.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 11, 2011 10:35 AM (0q2P7)

45 See me now?!

Posted by: DangMichael Moorre's penis at November 11, 2011 02:34 PM (BbX1b)

Need some help?

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 11, 2011 10:36 AM (84pE9)

46 Oh, and that is the same property where his "beach renovations" violated local environmental laws. You can't make this stuff up!

He probably has armed security too.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at November 11, 2011 10:36 AM (0q2P7)

47 He probably has armed security too.

Non-union, of course.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2011 10:37 AM (84pE9)

48 Up Twinkies Â©!

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:37 AM (14jKX)

49 @48. That was not necessary. *Shudders*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 11, 2011 10:38 AM (21lBC)

50 Quick, arm yourselves with bars of soap. OWSers are as afraid of hygiene as vampires are of a crucifix.

Howz about a couple cans of Axe Body Spray and a lighter?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 11, 2011 10:38 AM (HpT9p)

46Oh, and that is the same property where his "beach renovations" violated local environmental laws. You can't make this stuff up!

---

I'll bet my house that those gates are there to hide the property from the fans, AND the improvements from the county tax assessor.

Posted by: Jimmah at November 11, 2011 10:38 AM (ECI8s)

52 51 Up Twinkies Â©! Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 02:37 PM (14jKX) /thread

Posted by: joncelli, too tired to think much at November 11, 2011 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

53 \\|// - up twinkles //|\\ - down twinkles 0 - SCOaMF

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 11, 2011 10:39 AM (21lBC)

54 I officially declare Occupy Wall Street the single greatest thing I have ever seen. Am I the only one who LOVES these protests? Douchers and deadbeats making themselves cold and uncomfortable for weeks and months on end? It's a dream! I've been wanting to dump self-righteous, deluded liberals into squalid tent cities for years. Considering they're doing it themselves and in liberal hotbeds like Oregon, Boston, New York...it's so bloody brilliant! Never mind the numerous indecent exposures, rapes, overdoses, assaults, even murders...MURDERS...in Vermont and Oakland. Recent outbreaks of TB and "Zucotti Lung". HAHAHA!! I donated $100 to the effort last week! Hahaha - Keep it up! PLEASE!! It's so freakin' hilarious. Wondrous, really. Yes, wondrous is not overstating it at all. Ace will get my next $100 donation. But for now I'm funding these guys! I hope the savages make it a year or longer.

Posted by: JDW at November 11, 2011 10:40 AM (uw+0A)

55 Posted by: DangMichael Moorre's penis

Ewwwwwwwww.

/applies brain bleach

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 11, 2011 10:40 AM (SPC42)

56 The hell of it is that he declares it as his homestead, so he gets a 40% tax exemption. Hypocritical fucker only lives there part of the summet.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 11, 2011 10:41 AM (5cgIv)

57 I hope the savages make it a year or longer.

I will see that they do not.

Posted by: Old Man Winter. at November 11, 2011 10:41 AM (84pE9)

58 @48
Really? You had to conjure up that image? I sentence you to triage duty at the Occupy Shaman Shack.

Posted by: pep at November 11, 2011 10:42 AM (6TB1Z)

59 Michael Moore- 1% brains 99% fat.

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:43 AM (14jKX)

60 So can someone get a tax appraisal on it? In the county I reside, I can lookup online any property's assessed value, which is usually close enough. Or at least a lot closer than Zillow. Would be interesting to see what the government thinks it is worth.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 11, 2011 10:43 AM (C2//T)

61 The world is watching.

Posted by: doomsayer at November 11, 2011 10:43 AM (OHhPo)

62 @48 Really? You had to conjure up that image

I was going to append "I'll put on my blindfold and handcuffs..." but that made me throw up in my mouth.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2011 10:44 AM (84pE9)

63 The world is watching.

No. The world is pointing and laughing. But if that's what you want to believe.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2011 10:45 AM (84pE9)

64 Despite his earth shattering weight, Michael Moore is hardly newsworthy.

Tell us when Occupy does occupy Moore's country estate.

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 11, 2011 10:45 AM (lpWVn)

65 Michael Moore is fat.

Posted by: weew at November 11, 2011 10:45 AM (7RbIF)

66 The government thinks it's worth twice the S.E.V. (state equalized value). So they think it's cash value is close to two million.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 11, 2011 10:46 AM (5cgIv)

67 If you picked #1 as the top comment, please collect your winnings at the payout window.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 11, 2011 10:46 AM (GTbGH)

68 Wow, wonder what the carbon footprint is for that sucker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2011 10:46 AM (9wZLs)

69 I meant the mansion, not the pollution that comes out of Moore's fat mouth.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2011 10:47 AM (9wZLs)

70 Someone in the NY area needs to print out the article and do an info-bomb to the OWS crowd.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 11, 2011 10:48 AM (UK9cE)

71 I'd call Orkin before I occupied the house, just to keep Moore from coming back.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2011 10:48 AM (6d9Y3)

72 64 So can someone get a tax appraisal on it? In the county I reside, I can lookup online any property's assessed value, which is usually close enough. Or at least a lot closer than Zillow. Would be interesting to see what the government thinks it is worth.

From my experience, the taxable value listed on the tax rolls is usually about 1/2 of what the home would sell for in reality. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 11, 2011 10:49 AM (HpT9p)

73 OT: Can we get a college basketball kickoff thread this evening?

You know, the one played on the aircraft carrier that dispatched bin Laden to his watery grave and the one President Precious just happens to be attending?

(Not to suggest that his attendance is in anyway a managed campaign 2012 event so that he can milk more press accolades out of killin' bin Laden, mind you, even though every news organization reporting on this game has mentioned that he will be attending the game on the ship that sent bin Laden to his final resting spot).

Posted by: fly at November 11, 2011 10:49 AM (gmi2T)

74 OOOhhhhh! Mikey Moore makes me dribble down my legs, but he's nothing, NOTHING compared to THIS STUDMUFFIN!

Posted by: Kay In Maine at November 11, 2011 10:49 AM (OlN4e)

75 Meanwhile in Mexico City, the Sec. of Interior (next-in-line to Mexico's Presidency) is the second Calderon Sec/Interior to die in an air crash. Easy come, easy go.

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 11, 2011 10:49 AM (lpWVn)

76 Bah! Just good ol' Crack Hack.

Posted by: ronsfi at November 11, 2011 10:49 AM (4/pW2)

77 This is what democracy capitalism looks like! This is what democracy capitalism looks like!

Wait, what....?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2011 10:50 AM (pLTLS)

78 How does Mikey fly from city to city?

You'd think he'd have to lease a C5-A Galaxy to carry that kind of load around

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2011 10:54 AM (Y+DPZ)

79 Yeah, he's really down with the common folk. This is a list of some of his neighbors on Torch Lake. "Notable property owners along the shore include filmmaker Michael Moore, rapper Eminem, musician Kid Rock, intellectual property law professor David Berry, former Detroit Tiger Kirk Gibson, attorney Geoffrey Fieger, actress Christine Lahti and husband/director Thomas Schlamme, actress Julie Kavner, hockey hall of famer William "Bill" Gadsby, and world renowned ski racer Evan Berry."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2011 10:54 AM (9wZLs)

80 Speaking of another holier-than-though one-percenter....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2011 10:55 AM (pLTLS)

81 OOOhhhhh! Mikey Moore makes me dribble down my legs, but he's nothing, NOTHING compared to THIS STUDMUFFIN! Posted by: Kay In Maine at November 11, 2011 02:49 PM (OlN4e) =============================== You know you're fat when the front of your pants roll down automatically.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 11, 2011 10:55 AM (jucos)

82 Let's just hope Moore didn't pick up lice from his occupy friends and pass them on to the rich celebrities he hangs out with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2011 10:57 AM (9wZLs)

83 This mansion needs to be Occupied. I'm reminded of Dr. Zhivago

Posted by: Truman North at November 11, 2011 10:57 AM (+gfwN)

84 "Police announced they're closing down the Occupy SLC camps as of sunset tomorrow. No more camping in city or streets."

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 10:58 AM (cbaFs)

85 Get away from those turkey legs.

DID YOU HEAR ME! I SAID GET THE *&#$(# AWAY FROM THE TURKEY LEGS!

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 10:58 AM (znT2j)

86 Was Beyonce the one who performed for Gadaffy before he got "high sticked"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 11, 2011 10:58 AM (9wZLs)

87 Having grown up in the area, Torch Lake is beautiful and very white. So white, you won't see a black person around it for months at a time. You could probably count on one hand the number of black folks who have swam in it in the past five years. You might see Mexicans if they are working at one of the local apple or cherry orchards near Traverse City or Charlevoix. They don't get lake privileges either.

Posted by: ejo at November 11, 2011 10:58 AM (+T0tJ)

88 Michael Moore is the 1%. The 1% that weighs over 400 lbs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 11:01 AM (1Jaio)

89 "I'm down here. Spread your tits apart, stand over a mirror - see the belly button? It's in the third fat fold. Here I am - down up under there. Further back. See me? Use the flashlight. See me now? Shit. Move your feet apart more! See me now?!"

Oh, the hell with it! JUST FOLLOW THE SMELL!

Posted by: Michael Moore's Moist Cheesy Balls at November 11, 2011 11:02 AM (znT2j)

90 $50,000 to anyone who can tie my shoes for me.

Posted by: Unnamed Genius Director at November 11, 2011 11:04 AM (MMC8r)

91 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2011 11:05 AM (7WJOC)

92 Notable property owners along the shore have included filmmaker Michael Moore, intellectual property law professor David Berry, former Detroit Tiger Kirk Gibson, attorney Geoffrey Fieger, actress Christine Lahti and husband/director Thomas Schlamme, actress Julie Kavner, rapper Eminem, musician Kid Rock and world renowned ski racer Evan Berry.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 11, 2011 11:05 AM (m8ARs)

93 93 "Police announced they're closing down the Occupy SLC camps as of sunset tomorrow. No more camping in city or streets." Posted by: mike

About time.

Now, if only Jean Quan would find a clue, and hold on with both hands.

Posted by: Dianna at November 11, 2011 11:06 AM (mKMj1)

94 and I bet the kitchens are very well-stocked.

I'll bet they are empty by the end of the day.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 11:06 AM (1Jaio)

95 For hate's sake, I stab at thee!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at November 11, 2011 11:06 AM (MMC8r)

96 We like to call it, "Michael's breakfast nook by the lake."

Posted by: Michiganers at November 11, 2011 11:08 AM (FabC8)

97 Safer for them, actually. I imagine a 10 foot tsunami wave crashes the shoreline whenever Moore jumps into the water.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at November 11, 2011 03:03 PM (IhHdM)

Jumps? He'd need a hydraulic crane just to get him a foot off the ground

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 11:08 AM (1Jaio)

98 A dialing wand! A dialing wand! My kingdom for a dialing wand!

Posted by: some faux-populist manatee with a sudden craving for Domino's at November 11, 2011 11:08 AM (SPC42)

99 OT Thought there was supposed to be a press conference today wherein some Republicans were going to call for Holder's resignation. I checked C-Span TV and didn't see anything. Anyone know what's up?

Posted by: Dave at November 11, 2011 11:09 AM (Xm1aB)

100
less michael moore

MOAR roger moore

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 11, 2011 11:10 AM (QMtmy)

101 Feiger's blog:

Another live one.

Cain Proves That The G.O.P. Lacks A Moral Compass

Occupy Wall Street Hope

Tea Party or Know-Nothing Party

Ya think they compare notes?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 11, 2011 11:10 AM (m8ARs)

102 less Michael Moore
more Demi Moore

Posted by: Ashton Kutcher at November 11, 2011 11:10 AM (SPC42)

103
Moore, Moore, Moore.

How d'ya like it?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 11, 2011 11:13 AM (QMtmy)

104 Meanwhile in Mexico City, the Sec. of Interior (next-in-line to Mexico's Presidency) is the second Calderon Sec/Interior to die in an air crash.

Haven't looked up the details of the crash but the Mexico City Airport is at a pretty good elevation to begin with, frequently is subject to IFR conditions, and there is lots of tall terrain nearby to run into. Lots of reasons not to make a connection there in addition to it just being a 3rd world sewer.

Posted by: Bob Saget is too blind to fly at November 11, 2011 11:14 AM (dBvlk)

105 pssst....what the hell is that in the sidebar?

His face scares the piss out of me

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2011 11:14 AM (pLTLS)

106 less Michael Moore
more Juliann Ann Moore

Posted by: My dick at November 11, 2011 11:14 AM (qzhcw)

107 Meanwhile, from illegal alien Occupy USA with Obama Occupy White House...

WASHINGTON - The Justice Department on Thursday urged the Supreme Court to stay out of the Holder/Obama lawsuit against Arizona's immigration law.

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 11, 2011 11:14 AM (lpWVn)

108 Alright, you idiots! I'm only gonna demonstrate this thing for you once......

Posted by: maddogg at November 11, 2011 11:15 AM (OlN4e)

109 Moore suggested that he was not always among the one percent, based on his income: Â“Other years, like last year, I donÂ’t have a job (no movie, no book) and so I make a lot less.Â”

If only every year could be like last year for him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 11:15 AM (1Jaio)

110 Anyone know what's up?

Wondering the same thing. It was supposed to air at 1:15.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 11, 2011 11:15 AM (pLTLS)

111 0bama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Michael Moore is a stuttering fatfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: logprof at November 11, 2011 11:16 AM (QaKuj)

112 There was an extra 'Ann' in there.

Posted by: My retarded dick at November 11, 2011 11:16 AM (qzhcw)

113 Ace, just some advice

This time tell Pamela you love her shoes

And say hello to any other bloggers of the female type that we lust after

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2011 11:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

114 WASHINGTON - The Justice Department on Thursday urged the Supreme Court to stay out of the Holder/Obama lawsuit against Arizona's immigration law.

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 11, 2011 03:14 PM (lpWVn)

Or what? They'll discover a sex allegation or two about them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 11:17 AM (1Jaio)

115 less Michael Moore
more Michael Moop

Posted by: George Costanza at November 11, 2011 11:17 AM (SPC42)

116 Is Breitbart at the Denver meeting? He might steal the commenters while Ace is away

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2011 11:17 AM (Y+DPZ)

117 Michael Moore ate Dudley Moore, and now he ain't no more.

Posted by: Peter Cook at November 11, 2011 11:18 AM (znT2j)

118 Half a large DQ M&M Blizzard for lunch. Case of Miller Lite for dinner tonight. I not yet as fat as Michael Moore.

Posted by: Dave at November 11, 2011 11:19 AM (Xm1aB)

119 From @sltribjanelle twitter feed regarding the poopers being given the boot: Ppl were silent, seemed stunned by OSLC announcement. Then after news sunk it, some were angry, others disbelieving. I'm not certain that OSLCers actually believe they'll have to leave. Some seem to think it's just an idle threat.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 11:19 AM (cbaFs)

120 Talked to some folks yesterday that had actually walked by the OWS encampment in St. Louis. They said it smelled awful. Just rank.

Posted by: Dave at November 11, 2011 11:20 AM (Xm1aB)

121 I'm not certain that OSLCers actually believe they'll have to leave. Some seem to think it's just an idle threat. Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 03:19 PM (cbaFs) Do they have tough cops in SLC?

Posted by: joncelli, too tired to think much at November 11, 2011 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

122

Or what? They'll discover a sex allegation or two about them? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2011 03:17 PM

We'll tell republicans that Clarence Thomas is married to a white woman.

Posted by: Pollutico at November 11, 2011 11:20 AM (fecOD)

123 From my experience, the taxable value listed on the tax rolls is usually about 1/2 of what the home would sell for in reality. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 11, 2011 02:49 PM (HpT9p)

My tax value for 2010 was 12% above what I paid for my house in March 2010. Then for 2011 it came in at 8% above so I appealed and they offered to use the price I paid. Now all of the other recently sold houses I researched seem to be about 7% below what the house sold for but then for a number of unique reasons having to do with the sale, I think I got an exceptional deal, so I accepted the offer instead of going through the appeal process.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at November 11, 2011 11:21 AM (C2//T)

124

A TRUE AND FAITHFUL COMMUNIST would open up the doors and let the poor people live there.

come on, Michael, open up.

Posted by: juji fruit at November 11, 2011 11:23 AM (O7ksG)

125 The occupy (bowel) movement is a lot like a hunger strike. The only one it hurts is you and it never really proves anything.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 11, 2011 11:23 AM (UK9cE)

126

Breitbart! You can't steal me, man. I got principles, and Ace would like it too much anyway.

Who is that you brought? Hannah Giles? Hannah Giles in a halter top, black leather micro skirt and red pumps?

OK, Ill be right there........

Posted by: maddogg at November 11, 2011 11:23 AM (OlN4e)

127 Alright, you idiots! I'm only gonna demonstrate this thing for you once...... Posted by: maddogg at November 11, 2011 03:15 PM

Allahu AkBOOM!

Posted by: Achmed the dead terrorist at November 11, 2011 11:23 AM (fecOD)

128

"Howz about a couple cans of Axe Body Spray and a lighter?"

Half measures at best. They will simply over power you and use the Axe as an inhalant.

Come prepared with a 55 gal drum of pressurized Lyesal and on of those compressed air powered tee shirt cannons filled with microbial soap bars, and you might stand a chance.

Posted by: LowSlopingforehead at November 11, 2011 11:24 AM (hv9/n)

129 (Reuters) - The 1,066-member workforce of MF Global Holdings Ltd's brokerage has been terminated, the latest aftershock to the parent company's $41 billion collapse nearly two weeks ago.

Barryo's Wall Street RICO-savvy pal...

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 11, 2011 11:24 AM (m8ARs)

130 I'm not certain that OSLCers actually believe they'll have to leave. Some seem to think it's just an idle threat.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 03:19 PM

This time I really, really, REALLY mean it!

Posted by: Oakland mayor Jean Quan at November 11, 2011 11:24 AM (Y+DPZ)

131 Michael Moore is just big-boned lolololol

Posted by: Megan McCheese at November 11, 2011 11:24 AM (QaKuj)

132 I'm not certain that OSLCers actually believe they'll have to leave. Some seem to think it's just an idle threat.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 03:19 PM

When I say they'll have to go I'll MEAN it. Unless Pinch Sulzberger says mean things about me, then I'll unleash my awesome nuance!

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at November 11, 2011 11:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

133 Barryo's Wall Street RICO-savvy pal...

That's the guy who had that annoying song in the early 90s right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 11, 2011 11:28 AM (tf9Ne)

134 There's an Occupy Harvard now!

I wonder if Lizzie Warren will mind if her cult following messes up her front lawn?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2011 11:30 AM (Y+DPZ)

135 Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 11, 2011 03:28 PM (tf9Ne)

That Jamaica beat:

They took our jobs, man.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 11, 2011 11:30 AM (m8ARs)

136 I've been to Torch Lake in Michigan.. It's very beautiful and choice area to live..

Posted by: Dave C at November 11, 2011 11:30 AM (2ZL3m)

137 I can't stomach any more Michael Moore posts.

Posted by: logprof at November 11, 2011 11:32 AM (QaKuj)

138 149 I am the 99%. Literally.
Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 03:31 PM

We know, we know

Posted by: Ben & Jerry at November 11, 2011 11:32 AM (Y+DPZ)

139 Don't feel guilty Moore, you earned it.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 11, 2011 11:33 AM (wqdB4)

140 I've been to Torch Lake in Michigan.. It's very beautiful and choice area to live..

My in-laws live near Torch Lake. It is very beautiful. It's less so, now that I know Michael Moore has a house out there...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 11, 2011 11:34 AM (8y9MW)

141 OK this has to be one of the grossest news stories I have ever seen...but definately entertaining none the less. A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1320858780

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 11, 2011 11:35 AM (B0ebt)

142 Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 03:31 PM

We know, we know

Posted by: Ben & Jerry at November 11, 2011 03:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

Seriously, fuck all 3 of you......

Posted by: © Sponge at November 11, 2011 11:36 AM (UK9cE)

143 If Michael Moore told a bunch of college students that this was a set up by Breittbart, they would totally buy it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 11, 2011 11:36 AM (54F2e)

144 155 OK this has to be one of the grossest news stories I have ever seen...but definately entertaining none the less. A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1320858780

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 11, 2011 03:35 PM (B0ebt)

--I still find the stories of inner-city fat fucks (*COUGH* Democrats on welfare *COUGH*) who eventually meld into their couches then die more disgusting.

Posted by: logprof at November 11, 2011 11:37 AM (QaKuj)

145 OK this has to be one of the grossest news stories I have ever seen...but definately entertaining none the less. A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1320858780

Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 11, 2011 03:35 PM (B0ebt)

She's got a nice pooper on her, though....

Posted by: © Sponge at November 11, 2011 11:38 AM (UK9cE)

146 You lilly livered libs, everyone can be rich and if you're not, it's your own fault.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 11, 2011 11:38 AM (wqdB4)

147 A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.

Come on. Who here hasn't done this?

Posted by: Cherry pi at November 11, 2011 11:39 AM (OhYCU)

148 161 A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.

Come on. Who here hasn't done this?

I have..

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 11, 2011 11:40 AM (2ZL3m)

149 SLC had an after midnite melee requiring they call the cops. Then they found a dead body and lots of drug paraphernalia. So, they're getting evicted. I hope the city doesn't wimp out.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 11:40 AM (cbaFs)

150 Forgot: It was 30 people duking it out.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 11:42 AM (cbaFs)

151 OK this has to be one of the grossest news stories I have ever seen...but definately entertaining none the less. A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1320858780 Posted by: Mr. Pink at November 11, 2011 03:35 PM (B0ebt)

That's hot.

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at November 11, 2011 11:43 AM (QaKuj)

152 Why are 99 percent of the people on welfare, democrats?

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 11, 2011 11:44 AM (wqdB4)

153 SLC had an after midnite melee requiring they call the cops. Then they found a dead body and lots of drug paraphernalia. So, they're getting evicted. I hope the city doesn't wimp out.

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 03:40 PM (cbaFs)

I'm having a Perry moment. What or where is SLC?

Posted by: Soona at November 11, 2011 11:44 AM (pxMeh)

154 Capital of Utah.

Posted by: logprof at November 11, 2011 11:45 AM (QaKuj)

155 ^^ soona

Posted by: logprof at November 11, 2011 11:45 AM (QaKuj)

156 SLC had an after midnite melee requiring they call the cops

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: CUS at November 11, 2011 11:47 AM (84pE9)

157 One day I wanted to go swimming in Torch Lake, but the authorities said it would cause a tsunami.

So I went inside and ate an entire cow instead.

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 11, 2011 11:58 AM (znT2j)

158 42 I'm down here. Spread your tits apart, stand over a mirror - see the belly button? It's in the third fat fold. Here I am - down up under there. Further back. See me? Use the flashlight. See me now? Shit. Move your feet apart more! See me now?!

That line gave me an old 1980s flashback. There was an old video where David Lee Roth was wearing a huge fat suit. Some greasy guy comes up to him as says "Excuse me for asking Meester Big. But aren't there some places you can't reach weeth a washcloth?"

O.k. I denounce myself.

Posted by: RightWingProf at November 11, 2011 11:58 AM (UOcNk)

159

Salt Lake City.

Ace may be having some hobo killin' fun tonight. The OWS Denver branch is plotting to crash the Blog Con.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 11, 2011 11:58 AM (YmPwQ)

160 They've got until sundown tomorrow to clear out. Hope there is some baton action...

Posted by: mike at November 11, 2011 12:00 PM (cbaFs)

161 A woman, kills a horse, climbs in its dead body nude and has her boyfriend snap pics.

Come on. Who here hasn't done this?

Well it only makes sense once you're done beating the dead horse doesn't it?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 11, 2011 12:02 PM (tf9Ne)

162 163 SLC had an after midnite melee requiring they call the cops. Then they found a dead body and lots of drug paraphernalia. So, they're getting evicted.

Two words: ski season.

I think Brighton opened this week and snow is predicted for the weekend. The precious 99ers can't be expected to miss out on their 'boarding.

Posted by: Y-not at November 11, 2011 12:05 PM (5H6zj)

163 For hate's sake, I stab at thee!
Posted by: Captain Ahab

I laughed out loud

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at November 11, 2011 12:06 PM (GTbGH)

164

The cops in St. Louis have supposedly moved into Kiener Plaza (which the hippies have renamed Freedom Square) and may start dismantling the tents. They can't arrest anyone until curfew tonight, but they are within their rights to take the structures down. Hippies are live-streaming and self-parodying. Keep in mind--the mayor is a democrat and all but one of our 20 (!) aldermen are democrats, and they're calling them out as shills for the corporations.

http://tinyurl.com/63nsuhc

Posted by: Palandine at November 11, 2011 12:08 PM (g7D8V)

165 You lilly livered libs, everyone can be rich and if you're not, it's your own fault.

Yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: toby928© sleeps on piles of money with many beautiful women at November 11, 2011 12:08 PM (GTbGH)

166

What's wrong with that? How else do you get some equine lovin?

Posted by: Pasiphaë at November 11, 2011 12:09 PM (UaxA0)

167 If Mikey Moron would only donate just ONE of his t-shirts. The entire OWS population of Zucoti park would have a big enough piece of fabric for them all to use as a tent.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 11, 2011 12:13 PM (KDoeu)

168 Damn, this lake got crowded. Who is that guy?

Posted by: The Torch Lake Blue Whale at November 11, 2011 12:19 PM (FcR7P)

169

(Reuters) - The 1,066-member workforce of MF Global Holdings Ltd's brokerage has been terminated, the latest aftershock to the parent company's $41 billion collapse nearly two weeks ago.

Barryo's Wall Street RICO-savvy pal...

Hey. Ya think Barry will get his SEIU pals to get a few busloads of people to go visit Jon Corzine's house?

Hmmmmm?

Posted by: LGoPs at November 11, 2011 12:22 PM (QiSD7)

170 Moore and Al Gore are just televangelists.
They are just left-wing Jerry Falwells.
Instead of screaming about the sins of fornication while bonking the church secretary, they are screaming about the sins of capitalism while flying in private jets.
Moore doesn't even use union labor to make his movies. Or let the crew profit-share. Nope, all that dirty, evil, disgusting cash goes straight into his mansion-fund.

And Gore travels the world telling people to turn off the lights, and turn down their thermostat, while he luxuriates in a 27 room mansion.

It's ballsy as hell. But there's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 11, 2011 12:22 PM (QcFbt)

171 I'm not aware of Jerry Fallwell boinking anyone other than his wife. Maybe you're getting your televangelists mixed up. (Is he even a televangelist?)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 11, 2011 12:38 PM (21lBC)

172 Damn, I meant Jim Bakker. You're right.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 11, 2011 12:45 PM (QcFbt)

173 Mikey Moore and Al Gore need to have their Chakras released. Release the Chakra!Pound the pud. Yank the crank. Spank the monkey.

Posted by: kansas at November 11, 2011 12:58 PM (mka2b)

174 Noticed the tax form he only pays summer taxes, not the whole year like everyone else.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at November 11, 2011 01:05 PM (UU0OF)

175

Right next to the Romney family compound, I take it.

Oh, Romney still sux.

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181 michael moore is now redefining who is a "rich" person. Not by how much one owns, but how much he earn in a year. So if a millionaire/billionaire decide not to make any money that year, he's no longer considered rich

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