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August 22, 2011

Qadaffy's State-Owned Media Offers Preview Of Our Media In 2012
— Ace

Qadaffy's bought-and-bartered media is 10% more pro-Qadaffy than our own media is pro-Obama.

Fun video of a Qadaffy hack waving a gun on live TV insisting the rebels will not defeat her.

Earlier she denounced a witness complaining of being raped by Qadaffy's goons as a "liar" and a "whore."

She's slated to be Lawrence O'Donnell's fill-in host on MSNBC.

"They're Inside My House:" As Qadaffy's son does some kind of radio broadcast, rebels enter his house, shooting.

Posted by: Ace at 12:39 PM | Comments (131)
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I could see Christina Amanpoure (sp?) doing this for Obama.

Andrea Mitchell, I see more as someone who'd don a suicide vest and try to take out Obama's opponents.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 22, 2011 12:42 PM (GKQDR)

2 One wonders where she is now?

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2011 12:42 PM (M9Ie6)

3 Just call Christiana Amanpour "Carmel Mouth". Everyone will know who you mean.

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2011 12:43 PM (ubSzD)

4 One wonders where she is now?

Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2011 04:42 PM (M9Ie6)

No, I really don't.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2011 12:43 PM (X6akg)

So this is where curious got to....

By the way, Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: curiously invisible at August 22, 2011 12:44 PM (ggRof)

6 I'll take 3 FoxNews babes against the lot of 'em!

3 Falls in a mud wrestling contest!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2011 12:44 PM (f9c2L)

7 Yeah, Chris Matthews would just huddle in the corner crying and trying to say all his support was just for ratings.

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2011 12:44 PM (ubSzD)

8 She's slated to be Lawrence O'Donnell's fill-in host on MSNBC.

Well, she certainly bears more than a passing resemblence to Rachel Madcow^H^H^How...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 22, 2011 12:44 PM (PMGbu)

9 Tosh Maddow 2.0

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at August 22, 2011 12:45 PM (HpT9p)

Earlier she denounced a witness complaining of being raped by Qadaffy's goons as a "liar" and a "whore. "She's slated to be Lawrence O'Donnell's fill-in host on MSNBC.

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Heh.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 22, 2011 12:45 PM (8/DeP)

11 One wonders where she is now? Posted by: Vic at August 22, 2011 04:42 PM (M9Ie6) the "rebels" say they have her

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 12:46 PM (i6RpT)

Well, she certainly bears more than a passing resemblence to Rachel Madcow

That was mean

Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2011 12:46 PM (ubSzD)

Isn't that a picture of that Rachel Maddow fellow?

Quite a peculiar name for a man, don't you think?

Posted by: Sir Bodsworth Rubblesby III at August 22, 2011 12:46 PM (d0Tfm)

14 Reality TV baby. Low production costs

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 12:47 PM (i6RpT)

Is it me, or does she look like the guy who cried, "Leave Brittney alone!"

Posted by: Say What? at August 22, 2011 12:48 PM (Ie0Es)

16 I could totally see Chris Matthews like this on election night. And then going Bud Dwyer.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2011 12:48 PM (l5dj7)

In today's weather.....fire will rain on the infidels!!!!!

Sports after this message from sponsor!!!!

Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2011 12:49 PM (7DB+a)

18 Check out this UK lefty slut, Lizzie Phelan reporting for Russia Today from Libya: http://goo.gl/pi9qH She gets more and more worked up as the video goes on. She's a real hoot!

Posted by: mike at August 22, 2011 12:49 PM (4OBac)

19 She sure is holding that gun funny? I wonder how she would hold my...ah never mind

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 12:49 PM (i6RpT)

20 I can see rebels in my house.

Posted by: Mohammed KhGhQaddaffi at August 22, 2011 12:50 PM (/IEoe)

@19- This is my weapon, this is my gun...

Posted by: Say What? at August 22, 2011 12:50 PM (Ie0Es)

22 I can see rebels in my house. Posted by: Mohammed KhGhQaddaffi at August 22, 2011 04:50 PM (/IEoe) I used to think the same thing every time I looked at my kids

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 12:50 PM (i6RpT)

23 Somebody, I think CNN, reported that the Rebels say they have that dizzy bitch in custody.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 12:51 PM (UK9cE)

24 OH, and I'm betting that MSMBC (make believe coverage) will hire her to replace Ed Schultz after they force an embolism on him.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 12:52 PM (UK9cE)

25 "They're Inside My House:" As Qadaffy's son does some kind of radio broadcast ...

"I Know Where You Were Captured Last Week"

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 12:52 PM (Wqfrr)

26 I'm organing a pool on the starting date for Anthony Weiner's TV gig. A seasoned, experienced, nuanced, screeching, prevaricating, immature, half-psychotic D.C. insider like him will provide must-have color commentary on the upcoming election. In fact I see a network bidding war on the horizon.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 22, 2011 12:53 PM (w41GQ)

27 OH, and I'm betting that MSMBC (make believe coverage) will hire her to replace Ed Schultz after they force an embolism on him. Posted by: Â© Sponge at August 22, 2011 04:52 PM (UK9cE) Nah you got that all wrong. She is gonna cohost with al sharpton

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 12:53 PM (i6RpT)

28
Now that's journalism.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2011 12:54 PM (sqkOB)

29 Here Lizzie reports that the rebel advance is fake! http://goo.gl/XTggD LOL!

Posted by: mike at August 22, 2011 12:54 PM (4OBac)

30 SNL's Seth Meyers via Twitter:

Gaddafi is ousted but Qaddafi fights on. No one can find Gadhafi.

Posted by: Andy at August 22, 2011 12:54 PM (5Rurq)

She might have just been taking a cue from Bagdhad Bob, the Iraqi Information Minister, and setting herself up for some gigs after the station was shut down.

I wonder if this was what Helen Thomas was like when they were taking away her credentials for the White House Press Briefings?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 22, 2011 12:55 PM (GKQDR)

32 Since the predominant mode for firing their weapons by Arabs is into the air and at nothing per se, have we any word on what the casualty count is among Libya's avian population?

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 12:55 PM (Wqfrr)

33 "They're Inside My House:"

The calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!

Posted by: When a Stranger Calls at August 22, 2011 12:55 PM (UK9cE)

34 Rebels encircling Washington. Encountering heavy NATO resistance.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 22, 2011 12:55 PM (4sQwu)

35 Nah you got that all wrong. She is gonna cohost with al sharpton

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 22, 2011 04:53 PM (i6RpT)

Yeah. You're probably right.

She likely speaks better English as well.

Posted by: When a Stranger Calls at August 22, 2011 12:56 PM (UK9cE)

36 Damn sock...

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 12:56 PM (UK9cE)

37 I hear that lauarw is already flying over there with a bid on K'Daffy's wardrobe.

Posted by: mike at August 22, 2011 12:57 PM (4OBac)

38 The call is coming from inside your house!

Posted by: The police detective at August 22, 2011 12:57 PM (4nfy2)

39
Gaddafi is ousted but Qaddafi fights on. No one can find Gadhafi.

Posted by: Andy at August 22, 2011 04:54 PM (5Rurq)

That's funny. He should be on TV, or something.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 12:58 PM (UK9cE)

26 I'm organing a pool on the starting date for Anthony Weiner's TV gig.

*squirt!*

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at August 22, 2011 12:58 PM (v+QvA)

41 nevermind.

Posted by: The police detective who doesn't read the comments at August 22, 2011 12:59 PM (4nfy2)

42 Has that Lockerbie bombing bastage been captured yet? In which well can his body be found?

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 12:59 PM (Wqfrr)

43 "They're Inside My House:"

The Ewok is calling from INSIDE YOUR GARBAGE CAN!!!!

Posted by: When A Stranger Calls Marco Rubio at August 22, 2011 12:59 PM (tqwMN)

44 43 Has that Lockerbie bombing bastage been captured yet? In which well can his body be found?

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 04:59 PM (Wqfrr)

I think others have mentioned that he is as much a hero to the Rebels as he was to Ghaddafi's supporters.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2011 01:00 PM (GULKT)

45 3 Just call Christiana Amanpour "Carmel Mouth". Everyone will know who you mean. Posted by: dagny at August 22, 2011 04:43 PM

I call her either Mrs Spock or Muslianne Amadude

Posted by: Alternate Timeline 1980 at August 22, 2011 01:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

46 Looks like Robert Smith of The Cure^tm

Posted by: Charlemagne at August 22, 2011 01:01 PM (EG/p1)

47 Actually, I see Whoopie doing something like this November 7th, 2012 when the racist American public sends Commander Clusterfuck packing for a permanent vacation.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 01:01 PM (UK9cE)

@2: "One wonders where she is now?"

If you can see The Crazed Libyan Chick With A Gun, The Crazed Libyan Chick With A Gun can see you. If you can't see The Crazed Libyan Chick With A Gun, you may be moments away from death.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at August 22, 2011 01:03 PM (xy9wk)

49 BTW, the Guarbage (UK) is assuring us that all will be well, this won't be Iraq or Afghanistan because the TNC is just so articulate and all, and knows all the phrases and cliches that Western Leftists love to hear

Ixnay on the Aria-shay!

Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2011 01:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

50 Ugh, I look fat in that video.

Posted by: Norah O'Donnell at August 22, 2011 01:03 PM (zgZzy)

51 Mittens to rebels: All your Lockerbie bombers are belong to us.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 22, 2011 01:04 PM (4sQwu)

52 Bitch is throwing down some gang signs.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 22, 2011 01:04 PM (ZtwUX)

53 Wondering about the new "living" Sharia constitution in Libya. Do they need anyone to teach it? We have a spare instructor...

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2011 01:05 PM (FcR7P)

54 My favorite nickname for Christiana Amanpour is "War Slut" (h/t Ann Coulter, I think).

Posted by: observer at August 22, 2011 01:05 PM (FyTg9)

55 I'd hit it.

Posted by: possibly zombified K-Daffy at August 22, 2011 01:06 PM (4Kl5M)

56 Well, with Tunisia, Egypt, and now, Libya in the throes of the "Arab Spring", it looks like the stars are aligned for their unification to form "Western Shariastan".

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 01:07 PM (Wqfrr)

57 I caught this in Article 8 of that draft Constitution floating around the net. Sounds like another Glourious Leftist UtopiaÂ™ is shaping up!:

"Article 8
The State shall guarantee for every citizen equal opportunities and shall provide an appropriate standard of living. The State shall also guarantee the right of work, education, medical care, and social security, the right of intellectual and private property. The State shall further guarantee the fair distribution of national wealth among citizens, and among the different cities and districts thereof."

Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 22, 2011 01:08 PM (mmHDH)

58 Is that KayinMaine?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 22, 2011 01:08 PM (zgZzy)

59 I thought Michael Jackson was dead?

Posted by: Spiker at August 22, 2011 01:10 PM (CKKiF)

60 Has Obama taken credit yet for the atrocities yet to be committed?

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2011 01:10 PM (FcR7P)

61 The MFM may need to turn against Obama. Things will get worse over the next fourteen months, and they have to choose between pinning this abject failure of a presidential term on their bankrupt ideology or on a bungled implementation. POTUS is always the face of the economy, and they are not going to be able to deflect blame for this mess onto the GOP.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 22, 2011 01:10 PM (cbyrC)

62 18 Check out this UK lefty slut, Lizzie Phelan reporting for Russia Today from Libya: http://goo.gl/pi9qH She gets more and more worked up as the video goes on. She's a real hoot! Posted by: mike at August 22, 2011 04:49 PM (4OBac) RT! She might as well just come out and say "I'm a dezinformatsia whore for the FSB and I feel fine."

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2011 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

63

Qadaffy is out??? Tokyo is in???? Qadaffy is.... out??

Posted by: Lybian Reporter at August 22, 2011 01:11 PM (BAjNF)

Meet the new Boss.

Same as the old Boss.

Posted by: bigred, Tearrorist at August 22, 2011 01:11 PM (weBtw)

65 64 Has Obama taken credit yet for the atrocities yet to be committed? You can't blame me for Michelle's fashion abortions!

Posted by: Barack Obumbles at August 22, 2011 01:12 PM (zgZzy)

66 Well, okay, dezinformatsia whore for the SVR, but the effect is the same.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2011 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

67 Resist we much!

Posted by: Hala Misrati at August 22, 2011 01:13 PM (GTbGH)

68 Is that KayinMaine?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 22, 2011 05:08 PM (zgZzy)

I was leaning more toward Mary Cloggstein from Battleboro, VT

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 01:14 PM (UK9cE)

69 71 Resist we much!
And we must much!

Posted by: Muammar Sharpton at August 22, 2011 01:14 PM (zgZzy)

70 I won't be sad to see Qaddafi (or however the fuck it's spelled) depart the mortal plane, but he's catching up to Castro on the number of times he's died.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 22, 2011 01:14 PM (SY2Kh)

71 >>I'd hit it.
Posted by: possibly zombified K-Daffy at August 22, 2011 05:06 PM (4Kl5M)
_{When you say you'd hit that are we talking center mass?
Cuz that chick obviously has zero sense of humor.}

Posted by: ontherocks at August 22, 2011 01:16 PM (HBqDo)

72 If our media started waving guns around while on the air, I bet their ratings would go up. It would certainly be more entertaining.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 22, 2011 01:16 PM (4YUWF)

73 75 I won't be sad to see Qaddafi (or however the fuck it's spelled) depart the mortal plane, but he's catching up to Castro on the number of times he's died.
Meh, he's a piker.

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at August 22, 2011 01:16 PM (zgZzy)

More importantly, what's happening with Quadafi's female bodyguards?

If I'm Quadafi, with my enemies closing in, I'd want to go out with a nice old fashioned orgy. Well, actually, if I'm Quadafi, I'd have all of the oil wells rigged with explosives I could be sure to set off remotely in my last days in an homage to Saddam in Kuwait. Then I'd detonate whatever chemical and hopefully nuclear weapons I would have strategically set up throughout the country to take out as many of my failed fighters and treasonous population that I could in a case such as this. Then the orgy....if I was Quadaffi....which I'm not....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 22, 2011 01:17 PM (GKQDR)

75 You'll be missing me when the Fish Flu epidemic hits.

Posted by: Qa-daffy at August 22, 2011 01:17 PM (Wp+bR)

76 78 If our media started waving guns around while on the air, I bet their ratings would go up. It would certainly be more entertaining. Olbermann is only days away from doing that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 22, 2011 01:17 PM (zgZzy)

77 Plenty of time for the orgy once you're safely in Iran. Or London.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 22, 2011 01:18 PM (4YUWF)

78 Late afternoon all. It that Rachel Madcow in the vid?

And please pray for us Southeastern morons/ettes. Something wicked this way comes, and her name is Irene and she's pissed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 01:18 PM (UOM48)

79 To counter Sharia Law we must give the Libyans something they would like better. I suggest a UN-sponsored program to build a Mad Max Thunderdome in every village.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2011 01:18 PM (1+CnU)

And please pray for us Southeastern morons/ettes. Something wicked this way comes, and her name is Irene and she's pissed.

Fucking Irene!

Posted by: Mike Durant at August 22, 2011 01:18 PM (zgZzy)

81 If our media started waving guns around while on the air, I bet their ratings would go up. It would certainly be more entertaining.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 22, 2011 05:16 PM (4YUWF)

I was actually waiting for her to pull the trigger on someone, including herself.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 01:18 PM (UK9cE)

82 Now imagine Olbermann or Chris Matthews doing their shows while waving guns around. BOOM, 50% more entertaining!

Posted by: tsj017 at August 22, 2011 01:19 PM (4YUWF)

83 85
I suggest a UN-sponsored program to build a Mad Max Thunderdome in every village.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2011 05:18 PM (1+CnU)

"Two jihadis enter; one jihadi leaves!" ( repeat ad infinitum).

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 01:20 PM (Wqfrr)

84 I'm rested up and waiting for my next Nobel Peace prize, bitchez. Now, watch this drive!

Posted by: Barry "Dick" Obummer at August 22, 2011 01:20 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 05:18 PM (UOM4

I will keep all of you Southeasterners in my prayers. Stay safe. All of you.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 22, 2011 01:20 PM (GKQDR)

86 Or this: "Irene!"

Posted by: Mike Durant at August 22, 2011 01:20 PM (zgZzy)

87 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Please carry on.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at August 22, 2011 01:21 PM (8y9MW)

I could see Christina Amanpoure (sp?) doing this for Obama.

LOL!

Posted by: Paris Paramus at August 22, 2011 01:21 PM (cdCC7)

89 @31 - the baghdad bob reference is exactly right.

What should we call her? Tripoli Tina?
Â“You will not take al-Libiyah channel. You wonÂ’t take Jamahiriyah channel, Shababiyah channel, Tripoli or all of Libya, and even those without a weapon are willing to be a shield in order to protect their colleagues at this channel. We are willing to become martyrs.Â”

Baghdad Bob ...
"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"
"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
... oh, wait - he got that one right actually!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at August 22, 2011 01:22 PM (Hu5B6)

90 95 @31 - the baghdad bob reference is exactly right.
What should we call her? Tripoli Tina?
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at August 22, 2011 05:22 PM (Hu5B6)

Tripoli Trixie ...

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 01:23 PM (Wqfrr)

91 "Isn't that a picture of that Rachel Maddow fellow? Quite a peculiar name for a man, don't you think?" Why do you say that?

Posted by: Boy Named Sue at August 22, 2011 01:23 PM (UQYNA)

92 Earlier she denounced a witness complaining of being raped by Qadaffy's goons as a "liar" and a "whore."

Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 01:24 PM (UOM48)

93 Tripoli Trixie ...

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 05:23 PM (Wqfrr)

Tripping Daisy.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 01:24 PM (UK9cE)

I think others have mentioned that he is as much a hero to the Rebels as he was to Ghaddafi's supporters.

Given that Sharia law is going to be the basis for Libya's constitution, this is not surprising.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 22, 2011 01:25 PM (c0A3e)

95 Earlier she denounced a witness complaining of being raped by Qadaffy's goons as a "liar" and a "whore."

Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 05:24 PM (UOM4

That's because it wasn't RAPE-rape.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 22, 2011 01:25 PM (UK9cE)

96 I'm still haunted by the story/images of the little 10 year-old boy who was tortured to death.

There's not a hot enough place in hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 01:26 PM (UOM48)

Looks like Robert Smith of The Cure^tm

'Disintegration' is the Greatest Album ever!

Posted by: Stan Marsh at August 22, 2011 01:26 PM (Oua8x)

98 Tripoli Trixie ...

Nice! Good one, No Whining!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 22, 2011 01:26 PM (c0A3e)

99 She's surrounded by goons with automatic weapons and RPGs, she may as well be waving around a charcoal grill lighter.
But it will probably be the highlight of her resume' video

Posted by: ontherocks at August 22, 2011 01:26 PM (HBqDo)

100 Fun video of a Qadaffy hack waving a gun on live TV insisting the rebels will not defeat her. See?! FatimaCuda isn't retreating, she's reloading!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 22, 2011 01:27 PM (lbo6/)

101 Did President Gutsy Call tell us the correct spelling of Guodaffee's name? If not, why did he waste our time with that statement thingy? Didn't watch or listen to the speech, can anyone tell us if he told us anything important? Sorry, but I couldn't watch his speech. No booze around to dull the pain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2011 01:27 PM (UQYNA)

102 We should replace Beckel with Tripoli Trixie. Would make for an interesting mix on The Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 01:27 PM (UOM48)

103 The Five could replace Beckel with a 55 gallon drum of distilled white vinegar and it would take 3 weeks before anyone noticed.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 22, 2011 01:33 PM (HBqDo)

104 "46 Has that Lockerbie bombing bastage been captured yet? In which well can his body be found?" If they catch him, I think his punishment should be to use him as a lab rat for cancer research. Fill him with cancer and try shit out on him to see if it works. He could have a nifty cage with one of those water bottles, and a hamster wheel to amuse himself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2011 01:35 PM (UQYNA)

105 OMG, that's just about the most incompetent gun-handling I've seen on TV - and that's saying something. She's pointing literally 120 degrees off from where she's looking. 60 more degrees and she could be pointing it at her own head.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 22, 2011 01:35 PM (bxiXv)

106 On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a complete reversion to pre-Carthaginian technology and 10 being faster than light galaxy spanning empire, will the new government of Libya be more or less favorable toward eduction for females?

I ask you .... Tripoli Trixie!

Posted by: john mclaughlin at August 22, 2011 01:36 PM (GTbGH)

107 "Two jihadis enter; one jihadi leaves!" ( repeat ad infinitum). Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 05:20 PM (Wqfrr) Use suicide vests. Then it's "Two jihadis enter, no jihadis leave!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 22, 2011 01:36 PM (bxiXv)

108 that's kurious demanding we pay attention to her stupid links and stories......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 22, 2011 01:37 PM (eOXTH)

109 By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the sharif
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

Posted by: SantaRosaStan PBOH at August 22, 2011 01:39 PM (UqKQV)

110 No. We replace Beckel with this, to which we have affixed this for its face.

In fact, having several displays such as this set up in prominently visible locations around the country would give the MBM the heebie-jeebies.

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 01:40 PM (Wqfrr)

111 Use suicide vests. Then it's "Two jihadis enter, no jihadis leave!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 22, 2011 05:36 PM (bxiXv)

I am SO annoyed! I was gonna say that. I'd pay 5 bucks for the video, though.

Posted by: Tesla at August 22, 2011 01:41 PM (DPU1J)

112
and they have to choose between pinning this abject failure of a presidential term on their bankrupt ideology or on a bungled implementation.

Don't forget the other option, "blame Republican obstructionists and intimidation by Tea Party racists".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2011 01:42 PM (3AuGS)

113 We should replace Beckel with Tripoli Trixie. Would make for an interesting mix on The Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 05:27 PM (UOM4

Yes. I'll sign that petition..... Or Beckel can wear a burka and / or nijab

Posted by: SantaRosaStan PBOH at August 22, 2011 01:42 PM (UqKQV)

114
Or Beckel can wear a burka and / or nijab

Do they make burkas/nijabs in "cargo parachute" sizes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2011 01:44 PM (3AuGS)

115 @96 - tripoli trixie - perfect!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at August 22, 2011 01:45 PM (Hu5B6)

116 115 By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound ...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan PBOH at August 22, 2011 05:39 PM (UqKQV)

Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh!
Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh!
Sheikh Djibouti!
Sheikh Djibouti!

Posted by: No Whining at August 22, 2011 01:46 PM (Wqfrr)

117 Do they make burkas/nijabs in "cargo parachute" sizes?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2011 05:44 PM (3AuGS)

Yes. They can be found in the rosie odonnell collection.

Posted by: Tesla at August 22, 2011 01:49 PM (DPU1J)

118 Posted by: john mclaughlin at August 22, 2011 05:36 PM (GTbGH) Perfect replacement for Eleanor Clift. Classic.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 22, 2011 01:53 PM (YOdj7)

119

"Article 8
The State shall guarantee for every citizen equal opportunities and shall provide an appropriate standard of living. The State shall also guarantee the right of work, education, medical care, and social security, the right of intellectual and private property. The State shall further guarantee the fair distribution of national wealth among citizens, and among the different cities and districts thereof."

Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 22, 2011 05:08 PM (mmHDH)

I think the important word there is "citizen". Females, Christians, any remaining Jews etc. can forget about any of that being for them.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 22, 2011 02:10 PM (Vs4xY)

120 Fucking Empress Irene!

Posted by: Charlemagne at August 22, 2011 02:15 PM (EG/p1)

121 Check out the cover of Drudge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2011 02:33 PM (UOM48)

122
Quick scan of the proposed constitution for Libya reads like a progressive's wet dream. Can't wait to see how well this works.

Not real sure I'd want to take any credit for this outcome.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 22, 2011 02:44 PM (ud5dN)

123 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2011 03:04 PM (pV6cO)

124 It's not often you see a suicide gunner ranting on a news network. She's wielding that thing like a dildo with a hair trigger.

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2011 03:09 PM (+KjE2)

125 I'm confused. I've been thinking that what we have here is an illegal war (kinetic action) to defeat a guy that is no threat whatsoever - for some extraordinarily nebulous reasons.

I've also noticed that by "winning" this "war" what we've actually done is endangered the people of Libya (like this poor woman you're making fun of) by subjecting them to Sharia law, and endangering our ally Israel by promoting a Jew hating insane rebel government.

But it looks like it's pretty "meh" around here. A few jokes by people that enjoy dipping their balls in pudding & not much more.

Pointless.

Posted by: Oh, Hi Mark at August 22, 2011 03:25 PM (xwjQI)

126
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Posted by: Dick Francis’s Gamble AudioBook at August 22, 2011 04:48 PM (QCCiu)

127

Yahoo's knob-licking headline: "The unsung heroes of Libya war"

Wait, so now the action in Libya was a "war"? Wow, when did that happen?

Posted by: keninnorcal at August 22, 2011 05:02 PM (SDc54)

128 Why insult this poor women by demeaning her and describing her as "filling in for O'Donnell." Doesn't she have problems enough without being compared to this no talent, ego manic, pervert?

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 22, 2011 06:26 PM (JyCYK)

129 ROFLing at #1!!!1!

Posted by: Madame Queen at August 23, 2011 08:38 AM (5rYzF)

130 Hot Tip!

Once he's deposed, someone should sign K'Daffy up for his very own reality show.

Posted by: Madame Queen at August 23, 2011 08:47 AM (5rYzF)

131

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