April 08, 2011

Rand Paul, Still Making Sense
— Ace

From rdbrewer in the sidebar, he keeps on making the case that the Department of Energy must be eliminated.

“It interferes with and takes away our choices on what kind of showers we want, what kind of toilets we want. What kind of light bulbs we want. But most of the Department of Energy is an impediment to producing energy. Not one barrel of oil is produced by the Department of Energy. But the Department of Energy stops a lot of oil from being produced,” Paul said.

I agree. I didn't used to, not because I loved the DOE but because I thought it was outside the Overton Windown. I don't anymore. I think it's merely an uphill fight.

Paul's basic idea to eliminate the nonessential cabinet-level departments is a good one.

As a transitory step, we can and should combine Education, Energy, Housing and Urban Development (and another one I think I'm forgetting; Update: Oh, he Department of Health and Human Development, duh) into a much-diminished, much-smaller Department of [Whatever]. Human Development or whatever other euphemism for welfare you wish.

Turn the education functions into almost nothing but a pass-through for collecting some federal funds and then returning those funds directly to the states for spending on education, with a very small bureaucracy (like, 100 people) given some make-work for pilot programs or whatever. Do pretty much the same thing with the other departments, turning federal funding pretty much into a check returned with almost nothing taken out of it back to the states.

I think you need that transitory step, because people will scream and freak out if you suddenly aren't "investing" any money into education. But if it's all just returned to the states (minus some small amount for bureaucratic make-work), you can say, truthfully, you're actually "investing" more than ever; you're just not skimming any of it to support a useless bureaucracy.

Once that transitional step is in place, we can work every year to simply reduce the silly exchange of state citizens' money coming into the department and then simply being sent back to the states, until the states are doing almost all of this.


Posted by: Ace at 09:30 AM | Comments (235)
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1 cut it out completely

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2011 09:31 AM (Cm66w)

2 This Hope and Change thing is great. Sarah Palin is obviously and idiot !!!

Posted by: Frank Duffy at April 08, 2011 09:32 AM (BAlW6)

3 But, but ... what will happen to MEEEeeeeeeeeee.....

Posted by: DOE Bureaucrat No. 3217843X at April 08, 2011 09:33 AM (5Rurq)

4 If a Rand Paul speech gives you a schadenboner lasting over 4 hours, enjoy it.

Posted by: Rocks at April 08, 2011 09:34 AM (Q1lie)

5 Great idea, but it's not going to happen anytime soon. If the House Republican conference cannot agree to cut back to '06 levels and prior, then they won't cut DOE.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 08, 2011 09:37 AM (uVLrI)

6

Rand Paul?  meh.

Until Scarlet's funbags get pushed down, I'll not be able to focus on such things.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 09:38 AM (WfSej)

7 I'm replacing my Barry White collection with recordings of Rand Paul's speeches. 

Posted by: Alex at April 08, 2011 09:38 AM (kwNeL)

8 It's those damned low-flow toilets that mostly have my panties in a bunch.

Posted by: Randy Paul at April 08, 2011 09:39 AM (xs5wK)

9 I think my transitory consolidation idea is good because it can be sold as just eliminating inefficiency and duplicative bureaucracy (which it is). People like the idea of saving money that way. They like cutting waste and bureaucracy. They just get upset when the actual size of checks shrinks.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 09:40 AM (nj1bB)

10 Call it "Department of Wellfare and Tax-Payer Largess."  Yes, really.  That way, you also get to remind people what it's really doing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 09:40 AM (8y9MW)

11 Big steps. Baby steps. Just. Do. Something.

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 09:40 AM (uFokq)

12

why does rand paul

 hate the planet?///

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2011 09:42 AM (Cm66w)

13 Rand Paul has a small Overton Window available to transform himself into the fiscal Black Swan that he needs to become to shake the entrenched power structure Every Which Way But Loose.

Posted by: AoS Random Analogy Generator at April 08, 2011 09:43 AM (TG/Az)

14 If this proposal passes, I will commit Bonercide.

Posted by: Marcus at April 08, 2011 09:44 AM (CHrmZ)

15
Let's combine the NEA with NPR and have them meet at Starbucks once a month with a tin can and an acoustic guitar. It would be called "Open Funding".

Posted by: Quadrangulation at April 08, 2011 09:44 AM (rMMMP)

16 I told him to quit that.

Posted by: David Burne at April 08, 2011 09:45 AM (AyUAm)

17 If liberals think cutting funding to Planned Parenthood is an incitement to Civil War and tantamount to killing women can you image the howling if the Dept. of Education was axed? What comes after Civil War?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2011 09:46 AM (TMB3S)

18 3 But, but ... what will happen to MEEEeeeeeeeeee.....

Posted by: DOE Bureaucrat No. 3217843X at April 08, 2011 01:33 PM (5Rurq)

Well, with a little luck the economy will have recovered, and you can get a job in the private sector.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (1hM1d)

19 Combine them all and name it the Department of Love. Worked for Orwell.

Posted by: Sean at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (4YQIa)

20 Why must you wingnuts hate the planet and the children equally?

Posted by: Ellie Light, Hometown, USA at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (j84s0)

21 Reconstruction.

Posted by: Penfold at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (1PeEC)

22

Ace, are you turning into a *gasp* Paulbot??

But seriously, there is nothing about this guy that has pissed me off yet. The fucker makes sense...and is sensible, unlike his daddy.

I'm not quite a libertarian - I'm more of a classic liberal/US constitutionalist, but gooddamn if he doesn't inspire the same feelings in me that Ace has toward Rubio.

Aqua Buddha rules!!!!

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (AnTyA)

23 A lot of Rand Paul's ideas & statements are making sense.   He's bold and articulate and makes a good case for common sense.  I worry about his positions on foreign policy though. 

Posted by: Ace Tomato at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (23p1u)

24
He doesn't seem to address what half (or more) of the purpose of the DoE is, though: Managing our Nukes.  From wikipedia, a breakdown of their budget:

Division Funding (in billions) Management $0.4 Energy and Environment $10.6 Science $4.9 Nuclear Security $10.5 Other $0.6 Total $27
The "Science" that it lists is obviously ambiguous, but I can assure you that it is almost definitely going mostly to support for the work on Nukes. 

"Energy and Environment"?  Sure, hose it.  But we need to maintain our nuclear arsenal, and that is not done by the DoD.

I kind of wonder if Rand Paul is being a little disingenuous about the nuke thing here.

Posted by: dan-O at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (bRLuD)

25

Yes, I make good, common sense points, but if the Dems want to push me, I can get as crazy as my pappy.  You want to get nuts?  Let's get nuts!!!

Posted by: Rand Paul at April 08, 2011 09:47 AM (zgZzy)

26

Posted by: AoS Random Analogy Generator at April 08, 2011 01:43 PM (TG/Az)

Right turn, Clyde.

Posted by: Clint at April 08, 2011 09:48 AM (WfSej)

27 When the government shuts down where will I take my pet Chihuahua for medical care ???

Posted by: Paris Hilton at April 08, 2011 09:48 AM (BAlW6)

28 Given make-work for pilot programs?  Bullshit. That's what the States are for.  Root 'em out, and burn the roots.  Don't need no stinkin' seedlings lying around, ready to sprout up new growth as soon as your back is turned.

Posted by: ss396 at April 08, 2011 09:48 AM (IfigT)

29

 

I always thought The Osterman Weekend was better than The Overton Window.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 08, 2011 09:48 AM (QMtmy)

30 >>>can you image the howling if the Dept. of Education was axed? Right, but if we're spending the same amount, just minus the duplicative federal bureaucracy and block-granting right back where it came from (with some strings attached, as always, and a smaller skim for actual DC functions we need or "need"), it can be sold. If the same amount of money's being spent -- that's 95% of what the public cares about.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 09:49 AM (nj1bB)

31 M'Chell stole the drapes from the Overton Window and made a shitty dress.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 09:50 AM (AyUAm)

32 What comes after Civil War?

LINCOLN WAS A DICTATOR! *ducks and runs*

Seriously, if the Republicans managed to successfully neuter the Dept of Education, I think there would be violence / threats on an unprecedented scale. 

Posted by: Alex at April 08, 2011 09:50 AM (kwNeL)

33

"Energy and Environment"?  Sure, hose it.  But we need to maintain our nuclear arsenal, and that is not done by the DoD.

Sorta. The navy teams with DoE to manage the nukes. The Navy does most of the work and DoE gets in the way.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (hKbRi)

34 >>> But we need to maintain our nuclear arsenal, and that is not done by the DoD. Yeah but why shouldn't it be done by the DoD? Obviously we can't just zero out every dollar in these things. but we can separate the truly necessary from the makework-for-bureaucrats and then cut them down to just that.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (nj1bB)

35

The Osterman Weekend

I LOVED that movie.

Posted by: Girl who Fucks her Bow at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (WfSej)

36 What comes after Civil War?

Thunderdome!

Posted by: Andy at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (5Rurq)

37 The DOE does nothing but impose arbitrary testing and fucking diversity and inclusion standards depending on the douchebag in charge at the time. Leave education to the states, as it should be

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (AnTyA)

38 "Energy and Environment"?  Sure, hose it.  But we need to maintain our nuclear arsenal, and that is not done by the DoD.

I think my question is, why doesn't the Department of Defense handle our nuclear arsenal?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 08, 2011 09:51 AM (TpXEI)

39

When I started school we had no Department of Education.  Somewhere in the middle there we did have one.  And by the time I graduated it was several years old.

Never noticed its existence.  But it sure is a great way to make billions of dollars vanish and keep a lot of over-educated and under-skilled people employed in cushy jobs where they can kick back money to the Democrats. 

Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2011 09:52 AM (sOtz/)

40

I think my question is, why doesn't the Department of Defense handle our nuclear arsenal?

It does. Then they go through DoE as a bureaucracy to deal with congress and administration. It's a bug not a feature

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 09:53 AM (hKbRi)

41 >>> Sorta. The navy teams with DoE to manage the nukes. The Navy does most of the work and DoE gets in the way

Sorry that's not true.  I do a lot of work with DoE labs all over the country.  By "managing" the nukes, I don't mean moving them around the country.  I mean developing them, assembling them, testing them, disassembling them, etc. 

This is not a trivial process, and the people doing this are very capable and intelligent. 

Posted by: dan-O at April 08, 2011 09:54 AM (bRLuD)

42 Not how the Navy sees it Dan-O. They see them as a problem not help. All those operations could easily go back under DoD.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 09:55 AM (hKbRi)

43 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 08, 2011 01:51 PM (TpXEI)

Because they might want to use them?

I'm being half-serious here.  I imagine that, when DoE was put "in charge" of managing our nuclear arsenal, part of the reason was that "those scary warmongers" couldn't be trusted with them.

Now, I think that's a stupid reason predicated on anti-military BS, but I imagine it was part of the reasoning anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

44 The Olbermann Weekend.

"I'm in the bath, SIR, have you no decency, SIR?!?"

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 09:56 AM (MMC8r)

45 This Republican Reign of Terror is just like the Civil War between Jenghis Cohn and Albert Hitler!

We will fight back by dumping trash on lawns! and getting high


Posted by: Typical Lefty waste of oxygen at April 08, 2011 09:56 AM (AyUAm)

46

I've worked with both the DoD and DoE...and there is no fucking reason why the DoD cannot handle nuclear weapons. There are very different protocols and  for nuke power and nuke weapons.

Eliminating the DoE involvement in weaponry is nothing but a win-win-win-win 

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 09:56 AM (AnTyA)

47 >>If the same amount of money's being spent -- that's 95% of what the public cares about. I agree that when rational people discuss this rationally, but we are talking politics here. Look at the hysterics from your Civil post. Liberals come unhinged and use the most ludicrous language when any of their sacred cows are threatened and their peeps parrot them like psychotic robots. Your idea sounds logical and rational which is why I have a hard time seeing it getting done in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2011 09:57 AM (TMB3S)

48 This is not a trivial process, and the people doing this are very capable and intelligent. 

Okay, fine.  It's not a trivial process.  The people doing it are very capable and intelligent.  Why does it require a whole additional bureaucracy?  Just turn those people in DoD civilian contractors and be done with it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 09:57 AM (8y9MW)

49

The Osterman Weekend

Rutger Hauer makes me quiver!

Posted by: Erica Bow-Fucker at April 08, 2011 09:57 AM (WfSej)

50 We will eliminate the DOE when you finally kill all the fucking spambots.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Wrinkled Ass at April 08, 2011 09:58 AM (CHrmZ)

51
>>> Yeah but why shouldn't it be done by the DoD?

I suppose it could, but that just means that the DoD would need to absorb the 15 Billion+ in costs the the DoE is currently paying. 

Developing nukes is not an easy process, which is why tyrants all over the world can't manage to do it. 

There are many labs all over the country that need to exist.  I suppose they could be thrown under the umbrella of the DoD, but the cost is still there, and from what I have heard, most of the actual costs of the DoE are nuke related, but they don't like to admit that.

Posted by: dan-O at April 08, 2011 09:58 AM (bRLuD)

52

I just read a little bit on this Overton Window stuff.  Is this supposed to be some important, unknown concept?  What is with the desire to give fancy names to trivial ideas?  Or am I missing something super-special in this concept? 

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at April 08, 2011 09:59 AM (iRJ9J)

53

 I do a lot of work with DoE labs all over the country

I have also-and actual production facilities- and getting rid of union involvement and redundant regulatory hurdles associated with the DoE is the best-case scenario

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 09:59 AM (AnTyA)

54 Because they might want to use them?

And the DOE stops them how exactly.

The warmongers have the live nukes and the launching equipment in the field so this doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2011 09:59 AM (tf9Ne)

55 Combine them all and call it the Department of Human Energy Development. Not only does it sound all New Age-y but the acronym is HED. Heh heh. Heheheheheheh.

Posted by: joncelli at April 08, 2011 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

56

absorb the 15 Billion+ in costs the the DoE is currently paying. 

Umm..the DoE doesn't pay for shit

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 10:00 AM (AnTyA)

57 BTW- What the hell is the Overton Windown (sic)?

Posted by: Harry Reid's Wrinkled Ass at April 08, 2011 10:00 AM (CHrmZ)

58 I will support the first Repub candidate who credibly announces as a plank of his platform the abolition of a cabinet-level department--my preference would be Education, but I'm open to others.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 08, 2011 10:01 AM (mAm+G)

59 Seriously, if the Republicans managed to successfully neuter the Dept of Education, I think there would be violence / threats on an unprecedented scale. 

Posted by: Alex at April 08, 2011 01:50 PM (kwNeL)

Yea, the teacher's unions would fight pretty hard against that.

Posted by: KG at April 08, 2011 10:01 AM (4L0zr)

60 The DoE administration is so fraught with indecision and politicing that it's amazing they even manage to get dressed and get to the Forestal building.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 10:01 AM (hKbRi)

61 Overton Windows, just $189.99 installed!

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:01 AM (MMC8r)

62 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window The overton window is just a formalized metaphor for describing what is currently politically likely, possible, or still fringe.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:02 AM (nj1bB)

63 BTW- What the hell is the Overton Windown (sic)?

It's a book by Glen Beck and a political theory but mostly the book.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2011 10:03 AM (tf9Ne)

64 #1 cut to the chase. 

Amputate the gangrene sooner than later.

Posted by: by any other name at April 08, 2011 10:03 AM (H+LJc)

65 It is my sense that the overton window has moved (thanks to the Tea Party and general surge of conviction conservatism) such that what was formerly a fringe idea (eliminating these stupid departments whose storied histories go all the way back to the 1970s) is now merely politically difficult/controversial.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:03 AM (nj1bB)

66

It's a book by Glen Beck and a political theory but mostly the book.

That's 'Common Sense'.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 10:04 AM (WfSej)

67 The warmongers have the live nukes and the launching equipment in the field so this doesn't make sense to me.

You were looking for sense?  Are you sure you want to be asking questions about politics or our political structures?  You might find yourself like one of the journal writers in an H.P. Lovecraft story.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 10:05 AM (8y9MW)

68 btw, when Paul proposed eliminating the DOE in his 500 billion budget cut proposal he noted that some key functions (like maintaining nukes) would continue, just under a different department. (The DoD, of course, here.)

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:06 AM (nj1bB)

69 I like Department of Stuff. Nice and ambiguous. Nobody will have a clue what goes on in there so they won't miss it when it goes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2011 10:06 AM (TMB3S)

70 The overton window is a political theory that espouses the idea that at any one time there are only certain ideas that can be entered into the public square and met with any acceptance. The idea is that you can move the Overton Window over time so that an idea become acceptable instead of radical. See gay marriage. It would not have been in the window in 1980 but is in the window in 2011 because the window has moved. Defunding DoE hasn't been in the window but by talking about it, the window can be moved.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 10:06 AM (hKbRi)

71

If I'm not mistaken it was Carter who took nuclear security away from Defense and gave it to Energy. Send it back to Defense and eliminate Energy altogether.

IMO you keep State, Defense, Treasury, Justice, Homeland Security, merge VA into Defense, kill off Commerce, Labor, Energy, and roll all of the rest into one "Interior" Department while killing off most of their duties. For example, there's no reason to have a massive Transportation Department. The stuff that makes some sort of sense (FAA) can be rolled into something else; as for roads, just block grant that money to the states for maintenance and construction based upon road usage.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 08, 2011 10:07 AM (JxMoP)

72

I just read a little bit on this Overton Window stuff.  Is this supposed to be some important, unknown concept?  What is with the desire to give fancy names to trivial ideas?  Or am I missing something super-special in this concept? 

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at April 08, 2011 01:59 PM (iRJ9J)

Glad I'm not the only one.  So there's a political spectrum of acceptable ideas popular to one degree or another?  And that moves over time?  Often lurching towards more government and more authoritarianism?  Deep.  See: big government 1900 - present.  Or Stuff Orwell Jefferson Said Vol. 33.      

So long as we can somehow bring back black powder pistol duels for politicians.  That idea was scrapped far too quickly.   

Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2011 10:07 AM (sOtz/)

73 BTW- What the hell is the Overton Window<<< A Glenn Beck branding term which comprises half my database. The other half is Black Swan. An unknown party hacked me in an attempt to butch me up with a Clint Eastwood reference.

Posted by: AoS Random Analogy Generator at April 08, 2011 10:07 AM (TG/Az)

74 You were looking for sense?  Are you sure you want to be asking questions about politics or our political structures?

Touch'e

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2011 10:08 AM (tf9Ne)

75 Instead of the Departments we could just have "The Bureaucracy". That's how it works anyway. To do anything you would just have to get a giant B stamp.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 10:08 AM (hKbRi)

76 The overton window is a political theory that espouses the idea that at any one time there are only certain ideas that can be entered into the public square and met with any acceptance. The idea is that you can move the Overton Window over time so that an idea become acceptable instead of radical. See gay marriage. It would not have been in the window in 1980 but is in the window in 2011 because the window has moved. Defunding DoE hasn't been in the window but by talking about it, the window can be moved.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 02:06 PM (hKbRi)

It's a fancy name for "publicly acceptable pol;itcal discourse".  I don't see the need for a new name, and it's silly that someone pretty much "trademarked" such a trivial concept.

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at April 08, 2011 10:08 AM (iRJ9J)

77 The main question is: does Joanne Kloopenburg's vagina smell like halibut?

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:08 AM (R7ZHx)

78

It is my sense that the overton window has moved

That's not an easy job. 

It requires installing a whole new Header as well as a bunch of siding and drywall work.  

You'll need to have a painter come to do some Interior and Exterior work as well...I know a guy. 

Other than that, you just have to hope we don't find any wiring in the wall where you want to move the Window to

I can give you an estimnate and some references if you want them.

 

Posted by: garrett the Remodel Contractor at April 08, 2011 10:08 AM (WfSej)

79 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

*deep, gasping breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!1!!

Posted by: Liberals at April 08, 2011 10:09 AM (mEyVv)

80 >>>I just read a little bit on this Overton Window stuff. Is this supposed to be some important, unknown concept? What is with the desire to give fancy names to trivial ideas? Like I said it's just a formalized metaphor for a simple idea. I think the metaphor is useful, though.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:09 AM (nj1bB)

81 Sublet the whole fuckin thing to the Vogon.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:10 AM (AyUAm)

82

As a transitory step, we can and should combine Education, Energy, Housing and Urban Development (and another one I think I'm forgetting; Update: Oh, he Department of Health and Human Development, duh) into a much-diminished, much-smaller Department of [Whatever]. Human Development or whatever other euphemism for welfare you wish.

Department of ExtraConstitution Services?

Posted by: snort! at April 08, 2011 10:10 AM (K/USr)

83

BTW- What the hell is the Overton Windown

It's what the MBM days is OK to discuss in politics is all

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 10:10 AM (AnTyA)

84 >>It is my sense that the overton window has moved (thanks to the Tea Party and general surge of conviction conservatism) such that what was formerly a fringe idea (eliminating these stupid departments whose storied histories go all the way back to the 1970s) is now merely politically difficult/controversial. Well we're a few short hours away from putting your theory to the test. Planned Parenthood, which isn't even part of the government for shit's sake, started getting federal funds in the '70s (thanks, Dickie!) and the Dems are threatening to shut down the government over PP losing their gov't cheese. If the Republicans cave on this one we can forget about any more visible cuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2011 10:10 AM (TMB3S)

85 or otherwise known is moving the goal posts.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:11 AM (h+qn8)

86 as

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:12 AM (h+qn8)

87 >>>If the Republicans cave on this one we can forget about any more visible cuts. They will cave now but that doesn't mean the war is over. The PP thing, I'm pretty sure, is some constituent service and a negotiating point. At the end it will be traded away. I don't want to give the GOP an excuse to let up but at the end of the day we control one half of one third of the government.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:12 AM (nj1bB)

88 We should go back before Jimmy Carter (who caused this mess in the first place)

Nuclear Weapons (and Power support for waste disposal)  -  Atomic Energy Commission (AEC)  Revised and with a Manly name!
Strategic Oil Reserve -  Interior
Federal Lands Oil Leasing - Interior
Basic Sciences - (Many of National Labs),   National Science Foundation
Energy End Use Stuff - (Statistics, Standards)   Commerce

See that was easy,  go back 30 years and trim some as you go.


Posted by: DirtyJobsGuy at April 08, 2011 10:12 AM (N7ULP)

89 If we can't get rid of Planned Parenthood, PBS and NPR funding, there's no way we're eliminating the DoE. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2011 10:13 AM (pW2o8)

90 9 I think my transitory consolidation idea is good because it can be sold as just eliminating inefficiency and duplicative bureaucracy (which it is).

People like the idea of saving money that way. They like cutting waste and bureaucracy. They just get upset when the actual size of checks shrinks.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 01:40 PM (nj1bB)

Agreed.  And there's also the issue of the transition itself.  There needs to be one.  Like it or not, a lot of these funds that go from the states to the feds back to the states actually DO pay for things at the state level, be they salaries or programs or supplies.  It would be a helluva lot more efficient if the money never went to the feds in the first place, which is your point.  But if the DOE or the Dept of Ed or any of the other departments are just cut - BOOM - without a period of transition, then those taxes will STILL be going to the feds, will not remain in the states, and there will be a monetary and leadership vacuum that the states can't fill and the feds won't be required to address. 

I don't profess to be a master of federal economic policy, and I certainly welcome clarification or input, but I think one of two things would have to happen for this to work:

1) There will need to be a mandated period of transition -- say two to five years -- during which time administrative duties are transitioned to the states instead of the federal government.  Over that period of time, federal tax rates would have to be diminished at a set percent per year to ensure that states have the funding to continue those programs they feel are most deserving.  Likewise, states would have to revise their own legislation, tax codes and various bureaucracies to make an effective and efficient transition.

OR

2) An immediate disbanding of unnecessary federal bureaucracies, accompanied by an immediate chop in the federal tax code.  States would have to do all the same things as above, but they'd also have more money immediately at their disposal to improve existing programs and infrastructure at the state level.  This could lead to a disruption in some services or a downshift of expenses, at least temporarily, to local towns and counties.  Again, the money would be there.  The administrative aspects, however, would not. 

Either way you're going to flood the market with a lot of suddenly unemployed federal workers.  The lack of federal bureaucracy should help alleviate some of the burdensome restrictions that have choked the economy to a standstill, but until businesses start coming back to life, it's going to be very, very bleak in terms of unemployment numbers.  But I think we all understand that it's going to hurt -- and hurt a lot  -- before it gets better.

A solid amount of tax revenue would have to remain to fund remaining federal agencies, and a percent of the revenue formerly reserved for the disbanded agencies would need to be earmarked solely for paying down the debt and reducing the deficit.  Those funds COULD NOT be touched for any other purpose. 

I work in a federally-funded program in State government; specifically through the Office of Vocational and Adult Education, so I've been giving this issue a LOT of thought.  I'm not thrilled with working for the government because I know how much the government rips off my fellow Americans.  On the other hand, I'm human -- I don't want to lose my job.  So I've been trying to work out a solution that would be beneficial to everyone, and you're idea, Ace, is more or less what I've been thinking.  The problems, as I see it, are what I've stated above, and the fact that if it's going to happen it needs to happen NOW.  We really don't have time to waste.  The deficit and the debt won't allow it.

Posted by: MWR at April 08, 2011 10:13 AM (4df7R)

91 Commerce should be closed down too and combined, to the extent it's needed at all, into this slush-fund welfare agency.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:13 AM (nj1bB)

92

Trying to tear down these heavenly departments will only damn you faster! You'll be cast into the gaping depths of hell's ass, where your sweet testicle meat will be thrown into molten pudding for all of hell's demons to dine upon! Repent, lest ye be pan-seared in butter made from hell's putrid black cows!

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (c45xH)

93 If the Republicans cave in favor of a bunch of baby-killing eugenicists we are going to have a bunch of interesting Tax Day Tea Party Rallies.

Would love to hear the GOP try to justify caving in to Harry Reid's evil old ass.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (AyUAm)

94

I don't want to give the GOP an excuse to let up but at the end of the day we control one half of one third of the government.

Check your math.

Extremist.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (WfSej)

95 DoE should be kept around for nuclear energy issues and that is it.  There is no need for them when it comes to conventional energy.

Posted by: crosspatch at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (ZbLJZ)

96 Based on the hysteria I'm observing on liberal message boards, it seems that women will be dying in the streets tonight if Planned Parenthood is denied government bucks.

It turns out that Planned Parenthood is the only organization that provides healthcare to women, and its continued funding is the only thing controlling high blood pressure in women.

Also, all newborns will be deformed or something because Planned Parenthood's priceless pre-natal "care" might be denied government bucks.

Here I thought Planned Parenthood was basically a glorified abortion mill.  Who knew?

Posted by: Kensington at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (mEyVv)

97

It's a fancy name for "publicly acceptable pol;itcal discourse". 

Again..it's what the MBM says it is. The Overton Window always includes far-left ideas, but when it starts to extend to the "extreme" right, they jump into action to close that part off.

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (AnTyA)

98 It's a fancy name for "publicly acceptable pol;itcal(sic) discourse".

Well, yes, it is.  But "Overton Window" is both faster to say and type than "publicly acceptable political discourse."  Also, as a result, less prone to typos.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 10:14 AM (8y9MW)

99 Not to be a dick, but any agency where the Democrats typically install their ethnic tokens and political fixers as secretaries needs to be gutted and combined into a smaller department.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 10:15 AM (nj1bB)

100 Department of Government Department Operation and Oversight

The anagram is DoGDOO.

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:15 AM (MMC8r)

101 As ace points out, almost all of these departments didn't exist 40 years ago yet eliminating them would turn the US into post-apocalyptic death zone where cannibalism is the only hope for survival. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2011 10:15 AM (1fB+3)

102

Commerce should be closed down too and combined, to the extent it's needed at all, into this slush-fund welfare agency.

Beureau of Indian Affairs would add some much needed color to that stew.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 10:16 AM (WfSej)

103 If they have to restore the PP funding, do it in the "Kermit Gosnell Appropriation Act."

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

104
The Broken Overton Window Theory of Civil Disobedience is gaining acceptance with all the smart bloggers.

Posted by: Key Input at April 08, 2011 10:16 AM (rMMMP)

105 I needs me some Kloppy-lovin'.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:17 AM (R7ZHx)

106 O/T:

For the gods of the sidebar/overnight thread, here's something you may find link worthy:

MoranÂ’s Greatest Hits!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 08, 2011 10:17 AM (7+pP9)

107 103 As ace points out, almost all of these departments didn't exist 40 years ago yet eliminating them would turn the US into post-apocalyptic death zone where cannibalism is the only hope for survival. Ridiculous. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2011 02:15 PM (1fB+3) Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Mr. Donner and Party at April 08, 2011 10:17 AM (RD7QR)

108 105 If they have to restore the PP funding, do it in the "Kermit Gosnell Appropriation Act."

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

HAH!  This x100!

Posted by: MWR at April 08, 2011 10:18 AM (4df7R)

109 Look, what it boils down to is that we are advocating eliminating JOBS PROGRAMS. That's all these departments are: jobs programs. The Democrats are quite clever in setting up these jobs programs where they can entrench their constituents and voting base.

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:18 AM (uFokq)

110

I don't profess to be a master of federal economic policy, and I certainly welcome clarification or input, but I think one of two things would have to happen for this to work:

Shyeah...cut fed tax rates..so there is more $$$$ to spend, which will increase state sales tax revenue

Posted by: beedubya at April 08, 2011 10:18 AM (AnTyA)

111

A much more important concept than the Overton Window - what is publicly acceptable political speech/concepts - is not what is publicly acceptable to talk about, but the litany of publicly acceptable lies that everyone agrees not to call lies.  What many might call a shift of acceptable discourse usually begins with some publicly accepted lie finally being allowed to be publicly acknowledged as a lie.  This is what changes the range of political speech.  But, our society is deeply invested in many of the known lies we all publicly accept, so it is very difficult to get people to just say that they know they're lies (even though everyone knows it and always has).

Just my thoughts about it.

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at April 08, 2011 10:18 AM (iRJ9J)

112 It's becoming increasingly obvious that Rand Paul was adopted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 08, 2011 10:19 AM (LH6ir)

113 Reid: "Give in, Boehner, or I'm gonna kill this kitten!"
Boehner: "Uh, I'm a dog lover, so....."
Reid: "Dammit...."

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 08, 2011 10:20 AM (YVZlY)

114 I think Kloppy's hot.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:20 AM (R7ZHx)

115 115 It's becoming increasingly obvious that Rand Paul was adopted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 08, 2011 02:19 PM (LH6ir)

Or that his biological father was replaced years ago by a martian changeling in a skinsuit.

Posted by: MWR at April 08, 2011 10:20 AM (4df7R)

116 Beaureuaeua of Bribes

Beaureau of Blowing Shit Up

Beaureauaeau of Protecting Shit from Blowing Up

Beaureauea of Sick and / or Old People

Beaurea of Dealing the Lazy and / or Stupid

Beauaurueauea of Moving Shit from Over Here to Over Yonder




Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:20 AM (AyUAm)

117 What about the funding for ACORN? Remember that in the Spendulus $4B was allocated for ACORN-type of crap?

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:21 AM (uFokq)

118

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:20 PM (R7ZHx)

You're still here?  Why?

Posted by: MWR at April 08, 2011 10:22 AM (4df7R)

119 ".Not to be a dick, but any agency where the Democrats typically install their ethnic tokens and political fixers as secretaries needs to be gutted..."

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 02:15 PM (nj1bB)

Thanks for the apology, but that isn't enough. We want your job. And we'll be suing for sexual and racial harassment.

Posted by: Ethnic Token at April 08, 2011 10:22 AM (LH6ir)

120 Oh, Hi Bill. How's the weather on Blearg 7 this time of year?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (TG/Az)

121 Bureau of Economic Dampening & General Nuisances

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (uFokq)

122 Sublet the whole fuckin thing to the Vogon.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 02:10 PM

No more publicly funded poetry, damn it!  Defund the NEA!

See, see the dead sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, marge do you
Wonder why the chihuahua ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sore.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your unexpected facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your sprinkly potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm cat's asses.

Posted by: The Vogon at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (2pEj7)

123 Pretty soon, Louise Slaughter will start playing Rand Paul speeches backwards on the House floor and claim that what he is really saying is that he wants to kill kittehs and bunnehs and take the reproductive rights away from Shakey's Pizza.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (hyDaS)

124 Actually, the first step is for the president to head the agencies with people -- how do I say it? -- our own Eric Holders.

Ace's plan is step two, to be carried out when the GOP has its greatest political capital.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (7+pP9)

125

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:20 PM (R7ZHx)

You're still here?  Why?

The Wheels of Pixy's Banhammer do grind slow.

Palin Steele will be gone soon enough.

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:23 AM (MMC8r)

126

at the end of the day we control one half of one third of the government. Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 02:12 PM (nj1bB)

Yes, but, its the one half of one third that has the exclusive power to initiate revenue legislation. For government shrinkers (and growers) its the catbird seat. You just have to be willing to use the power you have.

Posted by: snort! at April 08, 2011 10:24 AM (K/USr)

127 ah the dulcid tones of the Vogon poet...

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 10:24 AM (WfSej)

128 Once that transitional step is in place, we can work every year to simply reduce the silly exchange of state citizens' money coming into the department and then simply being sent back to the states, until the states are doing almost all of this.

Except that in DC or in any other bureaucracy the tendency is always to grow.  They all started small, compared to what they are today.  Actually, you would have to struggle every year just to keep them from growing by 10%.

The states should be doing it all anyway.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 08, 2011 10:26 AM (btzPD)

129

Pretty soon, Louise Slaughter will start playing Rand Paul speeches backwards on the House floor and claim that what he is really saying is that he wants to kill kittehs and bunnehs

What?? That wasn't true?

Posted by: The guy who just slaughtered a slew of kittehs and bunnehs at April 08, 2011 10:26 AM (AnTyA)

130 Ace: "Human Development or whatever other euphemism for welfare you wish."

I'm game. Department of Flushing Taxpayer Money Down a Taxpayer Funded Toilet.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2011 10:26 AM (swuwV)

131 Cowboy Vogon Poets.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:26 AM (AyUAm)

132 133:

Department of Paying Criminals to Stay on the Couch Instead of Robbing, Raping, and Murdering

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:27 AM (AyUAm)

133 needed: a side-by-side-by-side pic of Kloppenhopper, Snow Miser, and Art Garfunkel.

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:27 AM (uFokq)

134

Posted by: The Vogon at April 08, 2011 02:23 PM (2pEj7)

That was wonderful. Now will you please free me?

Posted by: Dodge Prefect, Ford's little brother at April 08, 2011 10:27 AM (d0Tfm)

135 OT:

Wow, I'm really pissed. I just heard the military pay was cut in half. My brother's wife just looked online and found that he was making $1000 less. My brother (who's in Afghanistan) has a wife and son to take care of. My dad took a cut as well, along with some of my friends.

Did anyone know about this, or was I the only one in the dark? I just found out a few minutes ago. So much for my recruiter telling me our pay wouldn't be affected by a shutdown. I'll be shipping out on the 26th, and I'll be absolutely pissed of I only get half pay.

Posted by: JC at April 08, 2011 10:28 AM (yyrRj)

136 Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:28 AM (R7ZHx)

137 Wasn't Harry bitching about the smell of tourists just a couple of years ago? 

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2011 10:29 AM (2pEj7)

138 half pay? pull my other finger

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:29 AM (uFokq)

139 136:

Now now.

The buzzards just got hungry again after the last Helen Thomas story.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:29 AM (AyUAm)

140 Posted by: JC at April 08, 2011 02:28 PM (yyrRj)

Well fuckface, you wanted to be all that you can be, you signed the contract, fucko.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:29 AM (R7ZHx)

141 The Department of Health and Human Development needs to be dispatched with prejudice.  Burn it down, salt the earth and pave over the salt. 

Posted by: Snorting the NPR butt hash so you won't have to at April 08, 2011 10:29 AM (F/4zf)

142

Even Cowboy Vogon Poets Get the Blues

Posted by: Tom Robbins at April 08, 2011 10:30 AM (WfSej)

143

JC, i might be wrong but i thought when Gates answered that question is that it would be Halved and later re-imbursed. (I'm sorry)\

and i hope i misunderstood. 

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:30 AM (h+qn8)

144 Reid just played the Cherry Blossom Festival card.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 08, 2011 10:30 AM (uVLrI)

145 Not so much a department but I think there's some fat to cut at the Smithsonian too. And fire whoever is in charge while they're at it.

Multi-year initiative to gather broad collection on hip-hop culture and culminate in comprehensive exhibition  

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 08, 2011 10:30 AM (tf9Ne)

146 I think I am in love! Sean Penn just promised me a pearl necklace. I love jewelry!
But first he needs to fill a prescription. Why would you need a prescription for a pearl necklace?

Posted by: Scarlett Johannson at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (Q1lie)

147 143:

your usefulness to the planet is about used up.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (AyUAm)

148

Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy hell-spawned wingnut-itudes are to me

As Satanic gabbleblotchits on a lurgid corndog.

Ban I implore thee, my damned turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with hell's puddingcups,

Or I will rend thee in the testicles with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (c45xH)

149 Bill, is there a point you are trying to make being by  such an ass?

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (h+qn8)

150 What? Is the DoD California, now? Pay the men their full pay.

Posted by: Big Ideas Soothsayer at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (uFokq)

151 Anybody remember HEW?

Posted by: Wrong Side of The Line at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (W5ilH)

152 If you like your low-flow toilets, you can keep your low-flow toilets. And curly-que light bulbs. Where's my waffle?

Posted by: King Barry Obummer at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (Wvu39)

153 We already have a Cabinet Department of everything else -- Commerce.  Pull out the key functions that make sense to retain and drop them into Commerce as Offices. 

Posted by: Jean at April 08, 2011 10:31 AM (WkuV6)

154 Carter inserted the DoEd into the collective. That should tell you everything you need to know. Still need more proof? Look up charts plotting dollars/student and student performance over time. Biggest fraud, and looming bubble collapse, in government.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2011 10:32 AM (swuwV)

155 Claire McCaskill looks like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2011 10:32 AM (TMB3S)

156

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:29 PM (R7ZHx)

Show some fucking respect, douchebag. 

He and his family fight for your right to be an asshole.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 10:32 AM (WfSej)

157 I'm past doing stuff like this in stages.

Dept. of Education? removed.
Dept. of Energy? removed.
Dept. of Human Development? removed.
Dept. Housing and Urban Development? removed.

we're way past the point of baby steps. shut them down wholesale and permanently. Damned near every superfluous dept like this is in existence at this point for one thing, shovel money into cities, and democrat pockets.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:32 AM (6IReR)

158 A Department of Hippie Eradication and Moonbat Vector Control would be appreciated.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:33 AM (AyUAm)

159 Bill, is there a point you are trying to make being by  such an ass? Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 02:31 PM

He's just being himself.

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2011 10:33 AM (2pEj7)

160 On the day harry reid was born, a fallen angel appeared and said "Lo unto you this day a child is born that shall become the darkened asshole of the world".

Posted by: Guy Fawkes - Team Doom at April 08, 2011 10:34 AM (Z1jiu)

161

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:31 PM (c45xH)

Once again, that was great. Now untie me!

Posted by: Dodge Prefect, Ford's little brother at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (d0Tfm)

162 Well fuckface, you wanted to be all that you can be, you signed the contract, fucko.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:29 PM (R7ZHx)


I seriously hope this is someone being an asshat sock. Otherwise, I'd be more than happy to meet ya face to face, and let you say it to me personally.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (6IReR)

163 Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing? Many Shivs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Slor that day, I tell you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (TG/Az)

164
For the gods of the sidebar/overnight thread, here's something you may find link worthy:

MoranÂ’s Greatest Hits!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 08, 2011 02:17 PM (7+pP9)

Scroll down on that link to the comments. You'll see I've been there a few times.

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (hKbRi)

165 Huerfano, Really classless for him to make those statements. must be a dem

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (h+qn8)

166 Troll is experiencing Attention Stress Syndrome Withdrawal Pathology.

Makes them crazy.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:35 AM (AyUAm)

167 "Well fuckface, you wanted to be all that you can be, you signed the contract, fucko."

Yeah, it's not like SOME of us have families to take care of. You wouldn't know, you're probably a lonely troll who's never been laid, and seek attention on the internet because it's the only way you can get it.

Posted by: JC at April 08, 2011 10:37 AM (OJGuc)

168

For every program you try to remove dollars from, the media is going to find someone who is *suffering* and will be *suffering more* if the programs get cut.

America started going downhill when every sob story reported in the media required a government solution. 

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 08, 2011 10:37 AM (GKQDR)

169

He and his family fight for your right to be an asshole.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2011 02:32 PM (WfSej)


The fuck they do.  They get paid by the hour just like everybody else.  Nobody twists your arm to join the armed forces so fuck him and fuck you.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:37 AM (R7ZHx)

170

If it's a real "contract" then the military people should be able to sue for breach when they don't get paid.  Throw some interest in there. 

Congress gets paid despite no authorization and the military is deemed non-essential.   

Is Karl Rove prank-calling the shots for Obama?

Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2011 10:37 AM (sOtz/)

171 Cutting military pay?  Talk about enemies foreign and domestic...

Posted by: SoupOrMan at April 08, 2011 10:38 AM (J991N)

172

I seriously hope this is someone being an asshat sock. Otherwise, I'd be more than happy to meet ya face to face, and let you say it to me personally.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 02:35 PM (6IReR)


My mouth is full of man.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:38 AM (R7ZHx)

173 Bill Morrissey ------------------>   door


Leave the blog.

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:39 AM (AyUAm)

174 Don't mind me. I'm just grumpy because a worthless shitstain such as myself will be burning in hell with my progressive buddies.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:39 AM (c45xH)

175 Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:37 PM (R7ZHx)

yeah, real internet tough guy. tell you what junior, next time we're having a welcome home troops day at the rochester international airport, come on by and spew that crap. please. I'm begging you.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:39 AM (6IReR)

176

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:37 PM (R7ZHx)

Whoever you are, you're about to cross my line, asshole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 08, 2011 10:40 AM (d0Tfm)

177

WARNING:  Eeyoreism follows.

Shutting down the various departments would be great, but it won't happen.  Even if we offered the same amount of funding, the caterwauling would be predictable:

Dept. of Education-  You hate the childrens!!!

Dept. of Housing and Urban Development-  You hate minorities and the poor!!!

Dept. of Energy-  You're doing the will of your Big Greedy Oil Company masters!!!

Explain that the same amount of money will be spent as block grants to the states, and it'll be "But those stupid flyover states will spend it all on moonshine and Intelligent Design classes!!!"

As far as merging some of the departments, Bush tried that and ended up with the Dept of Homeland Security.  Enough said.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 08, 2011 10:40 AM (SY2Kh)

178

This troll isn't even fun to bat around.  Just dim and sad.  

Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2011 10:40 AM (sOtz/)

179

Whoever you are, you're about to cross my line, asshole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 08, 2011 02:40 PM (d0Tfm)


I have sex with dudes.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:41 AM (R7ZHx)

180

Ahhh, Spring is in the air...

Vogon Poetry,

Klingon Opera, and

Bill Morrissey's musings.

Delightful./

Posted by: stillwater at April 08, 2011 10:41 AM (0GpN4)

181

@3: "But, but ... what will happen to MEEEeeeeeeeeee...."

In a sane world: rope, tree, bureaucrat.

In our world: lifetime job, ever-increasing pay and benefits, unlimited and unsupervised power over the rabble.  Pretty sweet gig ya got there.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (xy9wk)

182

Apparently, JoAnne Kloppenburg was so unhinged by yesterday's events that "she" changed "her" name to Bill Morressey....

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (c45xH)

183 Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:41 PM (R7ZHx)


anytime you're feelin your oats, I'm easy to find.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (6IReR)

184 i had thought he was banned.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (h+qn8)

185

Indeed, the decision to keep nuclear weapon design and production separate from nuclear weapon handling and use goes back to the 1940s.  The Army Corp of Engineers and their Manhattan Project lead by General Leslie Groves did a great job in building the infrastructure and delivering the weapon.  However, Groves pissed off the commie scientists who worked for him and got Truman to give them their own department to run - the Atomic Energy Commission.  the AEC's first chairman was Leo Strauss, certified socialist, who was the source of the infamous line about commercial nuclear power being "too cheap to meter."

The military guys struck back with their own scientists (Edward Teller) and got the commie leader (Oppenheimer) canned as a poor security risk since Oppenheimer fought against development of the H-bomb.

The AEC got changed into Energy Research and Development Agency (ERDA) for a few years before Carter rolled in into a super agency - the Department of Energy.

Most of the weapons budget by DoE is now site cleanup with too little going for new development and maintenance of nuclear weapon stockpiles.  So we're paying for a new brick outhouse to clean up the old brick outhouse and wasting LOTS of money.  We could spend a LOT less on DoE's nuclear weapons work and still get clean sites and new, better weapons.

Posted by: Whitehall at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (FmPSC)

186

@5: "Great idea, but it's not going to happen anytime soon. If the House Republican conference cannot agree to cut back to '06 levels and prior, then they won't cut DOE"

Hell, they didn't even cut it when they had the White House, House, and Senate.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 08, 2011 10:42 AM (xy9wk)

187 182:

YOU calling someone a pansy is going to create some kind of world-destroying stupidity singularity.

Shouldn't you be cleaning the jizz off your black-rimmed hipster glasses or something?



Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 10:44 AM (AyUAm)

188 Bill's mad because his mama keeps all the money when she pimps him out to the guys who love goats.

It's because he's a baaaad, baaaad boy.

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2011 10:44 AM (2pEj7)

189

Bill, came out of the closet, is that why He's upset?

Bill it's really alright. life will go on.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:44 AM (h+qn8)

190 187 i had thought he was banned.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 02:42 PM (h+qn

Once a demon finds its way out of hell, it's a real bitch getting him back down there.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 08, 2011 10:45 AM (c45xH)

191 "The fuck they do.  They get paid by the hour just like everybody else.  Nobody twists your arm to join the armed forces so fuck him and fuck you."

I don't care if you insult me, but my brother and father are the 2 bravest people I have ever known. My brother almost died 2 months ago when his station was attacked, and my dad has been deployed to Iraq twice. If my pay is cut, I'll be pissed, but I''ll accept it. But my brother and father deserve to be paid. I'm just a 19 year old kid trying to make something of my life, but my dad and brother are heroes. Leave their pay alone.

Posted by: JC at April 08, 2011 10:45 AM (OJGuc)

192 Well, that settles it. Bill is definitely that little faggot from LGF. What's wrong, Bilgore? Charles refused to let you sniff one more molecule of his mangina sweat-stained bicycle seat until you meet your troll quota? Guess what, sweetcheeks? Collective bargaining "rights" for public employees in WI? GONE. Keep thrashing around and stomping your feet, you little pussy. I love your squeals of impotent rage. I read your lame comments and it sexually exictes me to know that you're damaging your health from all the stress that our country's rejection of your limpdick leader's agenda. MORE. Give me more Billy. I'm almost there. C'mon Billy - tickle my balls and tell me about the Rapture again. UUUHHHHHHHNNNNNNHHHHHH!!! Don't go, Billy. Let's snuggle.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 08, 2011 10:45 AM (TG/Az)

193 I agree. I didn't used to, not because I loved the DOE but because I thought it was outside the Overton Windown. I don't anymore. I think it's merely an uphill fight.

I hope I misunderstand this. You state you weren't for eliminating the Dept. of Energy 'way back', not because it was doing a bang up job and we needed it, but because it wasn't feasible to eliminate it?

Now you are for eliminating it because it is possible it could be eliminated? But if it fell outside the window again, you would be against eliminating it?

I hope that statement was just poorly worded.

Posted by: blindside at April 08, 2011 10:46 AM (x7g7t)

194 190 "Shouldn't you be cleaning the jizz off your black-rimmed hipster glasses or something?"

After reading his crap comments, I'd say it's more a case of having dried jizz on his rose colored contacts.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 08, 2011 10:46 AM (Qxe/p)

195

I have sex with dudes.

Male farm animals don't count. Neither does your mother.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 08, 2011 10:47 AM (d0Tfm)

196

 the post has become about Bill and his foibles.

 

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 10:48 AM (h+qn8)

197 They get paid by the hour

That's Palin Steele stupid.  More for my theory.

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:49 AM (MMC8r)

198 Little Green Footballs is a far superior blog, you all are dumb motherfuckers in here.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 10:51 AM (R7ZHx)

199

They get paid by the hour just like everybody else.  Nobody twists your arm to  join the armed forces  accept a union job so fuck  him and fuck you."  them.

Fix'd

Posted by: stillwater at April 08, 2011 10:51 AM (0GpN4)

200 kilgore is that you? you racist little shitstain.

I must admit I'm impressed with your ability to post your gibberish with that much of Cahrles' cock in your mouth.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:52 AM (6IReR)

201

I have sex with dudes.

Living ones?

Posted by: Prophet Mohammad at April 08, 2011 10:53 AM (GKQDR)

202

@201: "Little Green Footballs is a far superior blog, you all are dumb motherfuckers in here."

Untrue! I only dated my mother; never got any action off of her.

Posted by: Slight twist on an old redneck joke at April 08, 2011 10:53 AM (xy9wk)

203 Yeah, I called it, Bitchwhore Trout. Go tell your fat doughy blogdaddy I said he looks like the lovechild of Janet Reno and Winston Churchill. Run along, bitch.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 08, 2011 10:53 AM (hlY6R)

204 Rand Paul is on the sidebar?

For some odd reason, he keeps telling me "My eyes are up here. Look up here when I'm talking to you."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 08, 2011 10:54 AM (KktlX)

205 yeah Carhles is goin gangbusters over there. That blog is doing so well in fact, that Cahrles has been sockpuppeting all over twitter to attempt to drive traffic there.


Real man of geniuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 08, 2011 10:54 AM (6IReR)

206 Little Green Footballs is a far superior blog,

Yeah, that's all over Twitter.  With the same typos.

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 10:56 AM (MMC8r)

207 I don't know. The DOE looks over a lot. Energy isn't just about raw materials. There's also the distribution of electricity, which was the main focus of Bush's energy policy. The California brownouts in 2001 showed that this is something government ought to oversee. If not Energy, then who?

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2011 10:56 AM (JuKNT)

208 Ah... this is exactly the kind of stuff I want to hear on a lovely Friday afternoon.

Posted by: William at April 08, 2011 10:58 AM (77TeU)

209

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:51 PM (R7ZHx)

By gad this guy is clearly an intellectual heavyweight. Is it Charlie Johnson hisself?

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2011 10:58 AM (OlN4e)

210 Look a picture of a bike, bigoted creation threads, the apocalyptic global warming threads, the anti-Christian threads, yeah, what a site. /

Posted by: Wade1970 at April 08, 2011 10:59 AM (MQOrx)

211

FYI, Ace: The heinous troll (R7ZHx) is on this thread.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2011 10:59 AM (JuKNT)

212 Old Jake clearly misses Johnson's johnson thrusting in his poop chute.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2011 11:00 AM (OlN4e)

213

I think my question is, why doesn't the Department of Defense handle our nuclear arsenal?

Because, back in 1946, the United States decided that nuclear weapons RDT&E, procurement, and life-cycle management would be performed under civilian management, and not military control. This was done through legislation, so changing it would require revising the Atomic Energy Act.

Until the early 1950s, the military didn't even have permanent possession of nuclear weapons; today, the military acts as a "custodian" on behalf of the "owner," the Department of Energy (specifically, the National Nuclear Security Administration).

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at April 08, 2011 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

214 Lil green snotballs--such a waste of pixels, why does anyone go there? (After having seen it once, I mean.)

Posted by: stillwater at April 08, 2011 11:00 AM (0GpN4)

215 Bill/Jake is just mad at the military because they have jobs.

Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2011 11:01 AM (MMC8r)

216

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 02:51 PM (R7ZHx)

I get that kind of quality discourse by the 12 year-olds on Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Actually, it's higher quality there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2011 11:02 AM (sbV1u)

217 Killgore needledick is the lowest slime mold from the deepest recesses of Johnsons ass crack.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2011 11:02 AM (OlN4e)

218 I say get all the shit out and flush the toilet. The thieving bastards. I'm including the DoD here too. The rotten stench of the Federal government wafts across our nation like a cess pool of vile filth.

Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz at April 08, 2011 11:03 AM (m5/yd)

219 De speech about honky chicks gitin' mammograms, pap tests and bird control counselin' wuz insultin' t'my intelligence. I would gots recon'd his impassioned plead mo'e if he said it wuz all about condoms.

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 11:07 AM (R7ZHx)

220

Mr. Firehorse at #210

Howabout the companies that OWN the transmission wires and the generation plants manage the grid?  The 2001 California problems were because the state created a new bureaucracy, the California Independent System Operator, to take over control and run the system as a "deregulated market."

A few companies gamed the new loophole - El Paso Natural Gas and Enron - but most just got screwed.  The biggest electric utility in the state, Pacific gas and Electric, went bankrupt because of the state's bungling.

Posted by: Whitehall at April 08, 2011 11:08 AM (FmPSC)

221 Bill?  Did your mother have any children that lived?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2011 11:08 AM (sbV1u)

222 BM What a useless warming you are. I've scraped more valuable and useful stuff off the bottom of my boot after crossing a chicken pen.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2011 11:09 AM (OlN4e)

223 Bill must have gotten laid off from his job squeezing anal glands out down at the Vet's. Now he is even more useless.

Posted by: maddogg at April 08, 2011 11:12 AM (OlN4e)

224

Bill must have gotten laid off from his job squeezing anal glands out down at the Vet's. Now he is even more useless.

Yup, he should be defaulting on those student loans any day now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2011 11:14 AM (sbV1u)

225 Calling Alpha-Charlie-Echo, Alpha-Charlie-Echo, calling a Banhammer strike on Romeo Seven Zulu Hotel X-ray, repeat, Romeo Seven Zulu Hotel X-ray...

Posted by: The Illuminati at April 08, 2011 11:17 AM (GBXon)

226 The overton window is just a formalized metaphor for describing what is currently politically likely, possible, or still fringe. Posted by: ace

Rand Paul makes sense and has the balls compounded by scholarly integrity to walk the walk while talking the talk.

Re: "Overton"
Current determinations of what is likely, possible or fringe are whole cloth propaganda productions. Note well, the bigger the lie, repeated as if too big to fail, the more "useful" the "accepted" record particularly given a monopoly on publicity. (Gore invented the internet. Global Warming skepticism equates to being a WWII holocaust denier AND believing that the earth is flat.)

Posted by: by any other name at April 08, 2011 11:35 AM (H+LJc)

227 By gad this guy is clearly an intellectual heavyweight. Is it Charlie Johnson hisself?

Ed Morrissey's evil twin.

Posted by: by any other name at April 08, 2011 11:37 AM (H+LJc)

228

Whitehall at #223: Excellent points. I can't help but think that if a certain insurance company was deemed too big to fail, then the system that distributes electricity is certainly too important to fail in any prolonged, significant way.

I'll cop out and reiterate what I said originally: I don't know. But I guess the best thing would be for government to do what it ought to be doing all along -- establish some rules so that everything can work dandy, then get out of everyone's way.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2011 11:42 AM (JuKNT)

229 All the rhetoric around how awful a government shutdown hides the real reason Democrats (and a lot of Republicans, sad to say) are scared s***less about the idea of the government shutting down: we'll realize that the vast majority of government doesn't do a damn thing.

Posted by: plaidunicorn at April 08, 2011 11:45 AM (7qdsu)

230

While we're on the topic of executive branch deportments, here're a few nagging questions:

Why isn't Veterans Affairs part of the Dept. of Defense?

Why does the Dept. of Agriculture issue money?

Has the Dept. of Education done anything worthwhile, ever?

Posted by: FireHorse at April 08, 2011 11:49 AM (JuKNT)

231

Another cryptic tweet from National Review:

RT @AndrewStilesNRO: Boehner on his way into House chamber: "I'm a happy warrior"

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2011 11:52 AM (xMT+4)

232 FireHorse: "Has the Dept. of Education done anything worthwhile, ever?"

Maintained the status quo at exponentially higher costs and personnel. It's truly an art.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2011 12:07 PM (swuwV)

233 At least I waited till the thread was dead. In 2008 gas was near 4.00 a gal in Sept.-Booshes fault. After the hurricanes Bush stopped the DOE EPA mandate on fuel blends by executive order. December 2008 I paid 1.34 a gallon for gas at a walmart on Christmas eve. I would bet right now we have full tanks of refined gasoline ready to ship out. The problem is the gas is just as legal as crack cocaine until some EPA or DOE inspects it and makes it legal. New problem now is that it has to have 15% ethanol mixed in it to be legal. Do not get me started on diesel fuel unless you want to cause a grown man to weep.

Posted by: td at April 08, 2011 12:23 PM (w7TI0)

234 64 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window

The overton window is just a formalized metaphor for describing what is currently politically likely, possible, or still fringe.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2011 02:02 PM (nj1bB)

___________________________________________

I know what it is silly. Just making fun of the typo :-)

Posted by: Harry Reid's Wrinkled Ass at April 08, 2011 12:31 PM (CHrmZ)

235 WTF's with the jihadi spam? Now there is something worth shooting a missile at ...

Posted by: Harry Reid's Wrinkled Ass at April 08, 2011 01:00 PM (eKHVi)

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