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January 25, 2011

Rapper's Delight, With MC Bret Baier
— Ace

At the Bob Hope Classic on Friday. Mediaite gives him props.

I don't know if he can really rap, but I'm impressed he knows all the words.

Posted by: Ace at 11:35 AM | Comments (38)
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1 Now, that's art.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 25, 2011 11:41 AM (b6qrg)

2 He's no MC Rove

/

Posted by: Cherry π at January 25, 2011 11:42 AM (+sBB4)

Why am I all alone here? _{*looks around*}

_Mommy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 25, 2011 11:42 AM (b6qrg)

Aaaaand First!

My life is complete.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 25, 2011 11:43 AM (b6qrg)

5 I will not be able to watch Special Report the same way.

Seriously, though, it wasn't as embarrassing as it potentially could have been, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 25, 2011 11:44 AM (sZ+lP)

6 We be a rappin . . . . cantcha tell

Me and my crew dont sing so well.

Posted by: Blinky Bling Bling Baier at January 25, 2011 11:44 AM (J5Hcw)

7 Proves that it doesn't take any talent to do rap. But Breit may as well do it because he sure as shit hasn't been worth a damn as a replacement for Brit Hume.

Posted by: Vic at January 25, 2011 11:44 AM (M9Ie6)

8 I'm looking forward to Rachel Maddow's version of "Danny Boy" .

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 25, 2011 11:45 AM (h6mPj)

9 I can't get it to play. Something tells me I should be pretty happy about that....._{baby bubah baby bubbah to the boogie da bang band de boogie...}

Posted by: laceyunderalls looking for a boombox and some cardboard at January 25, 2011 11:46 AM (pLTLS)

10 It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Posted by: Grandmaster 'Stache Bolton at January 25, 2011 11:46 AM (aK81z)

11 He should have sung the Tea Party Anthem... Won't Get Fooled Again.

Posted by: Cherry π at January 25, 2011 11:47 AM (+sBB4)

this place is getting sloppy. no thread on the riots in Egypt yet? members of the ruling family leaving on planes with 97 bags of luggage? 2 civilians killed, and one policeman.

but, keep posting this drivel. excellent. :\

Posted by: Vergeltung at January 25, 2011 11:48 AM (jttPx)

13 but I'm impressed he knows all the words

He only had 30 years to learn them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 25, 2011 11:48 AM (4ucxv)

14 That was funny!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2011 11:48 AM (l/N7H)

15 That's funny....I'm impressed.

It's just always funny how when white guys get up an rap, they're never on beat.....it's like we can't hear music or something.

Posted by: Sponge © at January 25, 2011 11:51 AM (UK9cE)

16 He's not gonna win a freestyle battle with Eminem any time soon, but that was surprisingly decent.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2011 11:52 AM (p05LM)

this place is getting sloppy. no thread on the riots in Egypt yet? members of the ruling family leaving on planes with 97 bags of luggage? 2 civilians killed, and one policeman.

but, keep posting this drivel. excellent. :\

Posted by: Vergeltung at January 25, 2011 03:48 PM (jttPx)

This is a MILITARY BLOG, sir........You'll get what they give you and LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Sponge © at January 25, 2011 11:54 AM (UK9cE)

18 O/T: Geez a routine traffic stop get the mother load, wow, just wow...

Posted by: curious at January 25, 2011 11:55 AM (p302b)

19 this place is getting sloppy. no thread on the riots in Egypt yet? members of the ruling family leaving on planes with 97 bags of luggage? 2 civilians killed, and one policeman.

We talking Mubarak and shit? If so, that's heavy.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at January 25, 2011 11:57 AM (KyR3d)

20 *cough*

Posted by: TOTUS at January 25, 2011 11:57 AM (S5YRY)

21 I like it when occasional commenter come in, drop a turd (sans link, natch), and tell ace how to run his blog.

Posted by: Y-not at January 25, 2011 11:58 AM (pW2o8)

22 I've just been following what's going on in Egypt on twitter I figure Ace, Drew or Dave will get to it sometime geesh lighten up.

Posted by: TEE866 at January 25, 2011 12:01 PM (Ci7SV)

23 That rap was big when I was living in PR. A bunch of ex-pats used to meet on Thursday evening for drinks and one of the women in our group worked at a Holiday Inn. It was played endlessly in all the bars and every time they got to "Everybody go hotel, motel Holiday Inn" we all felt the need to shout it out and guzzle what ever we happened to be drinking. We were a pretty easy group to entertain.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2011 12:02 PM (TMB3S)

24 So there's riots and mayhem in Egypt and police find bomb-making materials in NY. How does that affect me.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2011 12:03 PM (Azyzj)

25 That was so stiff my back hurts from watching it.

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2011 12:07 PM (GwPRU)

26 So, lets get to the actual reason that they're rioting in Egypt.......socialism FAIL, perhaps?

The only one that needs to read that story and understand whats going on there is OBAMA.........so he'll stop thinking it's great and ruining this country with it.

Posted by: Sponge © at January 25, 2011 12:08 PM (UK9cE)

So, lets get to the actual reason that they're rioting in Egypt

Bret Baier's rap stylings?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at January 25, 2011 12:18 PM (gH+Hj)

28 I have his encore.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 25, 2011 12:28 PM (BvBKY)

29 8 I'm looking forward to Rachel Maddow's version of "Danny BoyCloser I Am To Fine"

FIFY

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 25, 2011 12:29 PM (HpT9p)

30 Don't quit your day job.

Posted by: Pabulum and Ass Shine at January 25, 2011 12:32 PM (0n2n3)

31 It's pretty well known inside the beltway that B2 runs the hardest working stable of ho's in DC.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 25, 2011 12:37 PM (+lsX1)

Man, that was painful watching Baier on that stage.

More entertaining, though, would be any little-known YouTube videos floating around of, say, Dan Rather at the National Press Club years ago doing his impression of Paul Robeson belting out "Ol' Man River", or Peter Jennings as lead singing Sly Stone's "Dance To The Music" (with backup by Diane Sawyer, Elizabeth Vargas and John Stossel) not to mention that rumored "lost" film clip showcasing Ted Koppel's electrifying rendition of Little Richard's "Tutti-Frutti".

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at January 25, 2011 12:47 PM (L00d6)

ME AND UBER-HAWT VALERIE JARRETT ARE MAKING A BABY TOGETHER!

EAT THAT FACISTS!

Posted by: KayInMaine at January 25, 2011 01:04 PM (Pl+Tf)

34 Bret's kind of a hottie. I wish he'd interview Obama again.

Posted by: arhooley at January 25, 2011 01:42 PM (nmJEW)

35 It is painful to watch white people rap, but at least he's got the balls to try.

Why can't we get a Republican who plays electric guitar?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at January 25, 2011 02:35 PM (hfWKa)

36 Outstanding! When we had actual patriotism in our popular music!

Posted by: ExExZonie at January 25, 2011 04:57 PM (DRR4t)

37 good post here, you can find 01262011-01, 01262011-02, and also you can go to 01262011-03.

Posted by: dnfjz at January 25, 2011 10:53 PM (bOuhK)