1 I also get annoyed when RedEye is pre-empted by "updates", "breaking news" or "the insides of my eyelids".

2 Is rdbrewer trying to break the blog again?

3 Redeye is the perfect show to poison the casual left against their beliefs.Only the casual left though.

4 WTF?Comments disappeared?

5 If the ONT amuses me enough to keep me drinking until their late-night show comes on, maybe I'll try to mainline me some RedEye this evening.

6 Now they're back.Geesh.

7 Now they're back.Geesh.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2011 09:30 PM (x4Ybc)

Pass me that joint would you?

8 I think this deserves a sidebar video

9 7 It's good shit I guess,or really bad.

10 Where are the obligatory 75 odd cat videos?

11 When it does that, just hit post.  It's a MoveableType bug.

12

I reached out to people like Andrew Breitbart. I discovered a warm, genuine human being who was working hard to push values in which he truly believed

I think this might be a good key difference for liberals and conservatives.  We actually believe the things we are trying to push.  Liberals are pushing things because they think they are supposed to believe them, because its "correct"

13 10 Ace took them down because they were giving the site a furball

14

Red Eye should air earlier. In order to get more converts.

15

Red Eye should air earlier. In order to get more converts.

Posted by: elliot m at February 03, 2011 09:34 PM (pDWjd)

Yeah, maybe during O' Reillys slot would be good, put that gasbag on when I am asleep already.

16 This guy's just covering for being a horndog turned on by SE Cupp and the Patti Ann Browne Cleavage Spectacular.

17 I can't watch Redeye, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is on. Quite possibly the stupidest fucking piece of CGI cra---is that Debbie Gibson??

18 heh, damn that is some good shit.

19

10 Ace took them down because they were giving the site a furball

I took them down after confirming the loading problems.

20 17 Doesn't she call herself Deborah Gibson now?

21 I wish Fox put entire episodes of Red Eye up on their site - I'm not in the US so I can't get repeats on Hulu, and I have to content myself with whatever content some lazy intern puts up in clips on Fox News Video.

22

Remi Spencer is reason enough to watch every night.

Because 'tonight might be the night'.

23

Red Eye should air earlier. In order to get more converts.

Posted by: elliot m at February 03, 2011 09:34 PM

That's what I've always thought.  They could put it between their two big blocks in the evening, after Greta and before O'Reilly2.  I think it could compete with Leno and Conan and the bunch. 

But someone pointed out they couldn't be so blue that early.  Part of the fun is seeing them bleeped.  But I think it would be a good tradeoff to get them on earlier.

24

Yeah, maybe during O' Reillys slot would be good, put that gasbag on when I am asleep already.

Posted by: robtr

But what will the folks watch?

25 20 Not according to the credits; I thought so too.

26

Pass me that joint would you?

Posted by: robtr at February 03, 2011 09:31 PM (hVDig)

Puff puff pass, bitches!

27

S.E.Cupp is teh Hottest Ombudsman, evah!

Her leg shots and pencil teases are legendary.

28 Our ratings were dropping so...

29 ^{17 I can't watch Redeye, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is on. Quite possibly the stupidest fucking piece of CGI cra---is that Debbie Gibson?? Posted by: USS Diversity}

Tiffany is also in it. If this movie doesn't win the Academy Award next year, then the whole process if effed up.

BTW, Tiffany is the red head with the ginormous cans.

30 How are we going to get a morning thread if you stay up late?

31 Pear necklace!  Hah.  Sockfail.

32

They could put it between their two big blocks in the evening...

That's what *I'm* talking about!  Yeah, baby!!11!!!

33 remi spenser's last appearance was, well, revealing to say the least. the red eye gang is corrupting her. Call kratos!

34 31 Highlarious sock fail!!!

35

That's what I've always thought.  They could put it between their two big blocks in the evening, after Greta and before O'Reilly2.  I think it could compete with Leno and Conan and the bunch. 

But someone pointed out they couldn't be so blue that early.  Part of the fun is seeing them bleeped.  But I think it would be a good tradeoff to get them on earlier.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 03, 2011 09:40 PM (VvaIi)

Could definitely have competed with Conan last night.  The final guest was some tattooed up spiky haired unfunny hack "comedian" and all he did was rant and rage about every single liberal talking point out there.

36 30 How are we going to get a morning thread if you stay up late?


You have to stay up all night to find out if you get a morning thread.

37 She could wear my pears as a necklace,anytime.

38 Fox also went after Red Eye Recap on YouTube for some reason. I fucking hate it when broadcasters "assert their rights" but miss out on the reason for the infringement - put more fucking clips or entire shows on your own website and people wouldn't be trolling YouTube for their Red Eye fix.

39 Updates last, like, 30 seconds, maybe a minute at the outside. And breaking news is about new news. Not news that has been on all day.

Or an Israeli tank stuck in the mud.

40 I watch RedEye only for the articles. Not S.E. Cupp's legs. I swear.

41 Pear necklace!  Hah.  Sockfail.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp's Pearl Necklace at February 03, 2011 09:43 PM (gBdhX)

I was ok with it

42 17 I can't watch Redeye, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is on. Quite possibly the stupidest fucking piece of CGI cra---is that Debbie Gibson??

Fuck, even the MST3K/Rifftrax guys couldn't do anything with that piece of shit.

43 Lauren Sivan!

44

BTW, Tiffany is the red head with the ginormous cans.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 03, 2011 09:42 PM (oREHE)

And she did playboy a few years back.  So, you know, make sure you turn off the filter when you do an image search of her.

45 We will counter this just like we did with Air America v Rush Limbaugh, Coffee Party v Tea Party.
Keith Olberman will host the new progressive show and will be called "Brown Eye".

46 And she did playboy a few years back.  So, you know, make sure you turn off the filter when you do an image search of her.

And speaking of nuded-up former pop idols, don't forget Belinda Carlisle.

47

Red Eye needs more Oderus, too.

...and more Diana Falzone.

But mostly more Oderus.

48 When FNC preempts shows for updates and breaking news they should post the full show online. Also lets have a moment of silence for Redeye Recap which yanked off youtube over copyright. You will be missed.

49 45 Queef can have on liberal hotties Like Ganeane Garofolo and Christiane Amanpour....

50 Tiffany has grown a big everything.

51 Er, speaking of Breitbart, did you see VMI's upcoming celebration of Islam's victorious occupation of Spain?  I'm pretty sure that earth's axis switch thingy happened.

52 As a hetero moronette who loves Redeye, you can keep SE and PAB.  Just give me more Terry Shappert.  Mmmm.

53

Could definitely have competed with Conan last night.  The final guest was some tattooed up spiky haired unfunny hack "comedian" and all he did was rant and rage about every single liberal talking point out there.

I saw Conan last night take the cheapest of shots at conservatives.  That's it for Conan, AFAIC.  What makes him think it's good for business to alienate a large percentage of his audience?

54 We used to watch Red Eye after sex.  Not so much anymore...

55 This episode surely won some converts.

56 S.E. Cupp in prime time? Truly this is the greatest nation ever.

57

 Not so much anymore...

Don't worry jewells, it's like riding a bike!

58 O/T Why is Rich Lowery such a tool?

59 Oh, my gosh, I've never seen that PAB clip, Waterhouse.  Thanks.

60

I saw Conan last night take the cheapest of shots at conservatives.  That's is for Conan, AFAIC.  What makes him think it's good for business to alienate a large percentage of his audience?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 03, 2011 09:49 PM (VvaIi)

Yeah he does take shots especially at Palin.  Though when Hu Jintao was here he had a line about how reporters "asked about what a man who spent his life growing up in Asia thought of America, and they asked the Chinese President too"

61 I actually remember the first time i watched Fox News back in the late 90's, i had read a story about  Brit Hume leaving ABC to be on Fox so i tuned into his show one night and i was amazed because it was so completely 180 from anything else on tv. It sounds funny to describe the Brit Hume show as rebellious but that's exactly what it felt like because you couldn't find those opinions anywhere else on tv, i think people don't remember just how revolutionary Fox News was.

62 54 We used to watch Red Eye after sex.  Not so much anymore...

So the sex lasts so long that you don't have time to watch TV?  Nice!

63 This episode surely won some converts. Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2011 09:51 PM (STZ9e) Truly thou art a god among men. That made my year.

64

Don't worry jewells, it's like riding a bike!

Oh, no worries.  Just want him to get better.  That's the main thing.

65

That's what I've always thought.  They could put it between their two big blocks in the evening, after Greta and before O'Reilly2.  I think it could compete with Leno and Conan and the bunch. 

But someone pointed out they couldn't be so blue that early.  Part of the fun is seeing them bleeped.  But I think it would be a good tradeoff to get them on earlier.

How about on Fox network affiliates? I don't think they've had any late night programming, other than Simpsons/syndicated reruns since the Magic Hour.

66 Can we have an accompaniment to this post on how "bacon is the gateway drug for vegetarians" article that PBS did earlier this week?

67 55 This episode surely won some converts.

Damn, got that bookmarked for future, uh, enjoyment.

68 Geez, I am so discombobulated (sp?).  Kept thinking today was Monday and when it was 7:00 tonight it felt like 9:00.  I think I'm ready for the weekend.

69 also, Bill Schulz is making the show damn near unwatchable with his parroting of MFM dogma. None of the other guests seem interested in calling him on his ignorance and he 'wins' by default.

70

I was passing the time on facebook with a guy who comes down on the liberal side of things.  He said Obama care just needed tweaking.  He kept deflecting logical arguements with ad hominum attacks like Boehner the drunk or Bush did it too but I held him to the topic at hand.  He finally admitted he enjoyed the debate.  I told him about this place.  I figured if he enjoyed getting kicked around by me he might as well get it done by real pros.  Actually I think he is salvagable as he would follow me back to the initial topic. 

His name is Joe.  I'd ask you folks to be gentle but I know that ain't gonna happen.

This has required a lot of editing and correction so my scotch must be kicking in.

71 DVR it!  I too get highly upset when RedEye is pre-empted. Especially last night, bumped for a half-hour commercial for Murdoch's new iPad newspaper.

72

OT, but this link from a comment at Sweasel's place is just too funny not to share.

Egyptian riot helmets.

73 I had a rumshot on an empty stomach and actually felt it. Normally I can't feel 10.

74

How about on Fox network affiliates? I don't think they've had any late night programming, other than Simpsons/syndicated reruns since the Magic Hour.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at February 03, 2011 09:57 PM (EAtJr)

Late night show on Fox network TV is a sure fire way to not being on television again for a long time.  Why would you want to join the ranks of Chevy Chase, Magic Johnson, and Sinbad?

75 S E Cupp makes me feel funny in my special place.

76 Two words: leg chair.

77

Apparently to get a lot of face time have more boobage time.

78 RedEye is the perfect counter balance to Beck.  I've been watching Beck steadily for a couple of years but a recent rant about how we (apparently all of us) are slaves to "stuff" and how it would destroy America made me think I'd tuned into a church revival.  Usually he has a salient point at the root of his monologues but I found myself wondering if I was watching a therapy session.  Meanwhile, Gutfeld can make hard political points while making me laugh my ass off.  For that reason, though, I see why it's not on earlier.  If they were to move RedEye closer to primetime it might give Beck, O'Reilly, and Fox something they never bargained for.

79 Red Eye is totally in the wrong time-slot. Just once a week they should have RedEye on before 9PM, say on Wednesday or the Weekend.

80 I liked redeye from the first show but soon learned that I can't stay up to watch it and still function the next day.  I wish they would air the red eye from the night before instead of airing o'really again.  Sure, you'd be one night behind but more people would see the show.

81 73 I had a rumshot on an empty stomach and actually felt it. Normally I can't feel 10.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 03, 2011 10:03 PM (SJ6/3)

Ha!  Welcome to my health plan for the new year.  Quit eating, easy, just starve myself, the pounds are just falling off.  Quit valu-rite?  No fkn way, but the less I eat means more I can drink with no _{(just a little)} guilt!  Plus I'm a cheap date now.

82

 If they were to move RedEye closer to primetime it might give Beck, O'Reilly, and Fox something they never bargained for.

What do you mean?  I think it could turn into a monster of a show--between the two evening blocks.  One of the reasons is what you said, it's a nice counterpoint to some of the stuff on other shows.

83

I've been watching Beck steadily for a couple of years but a recent rant about how we (apparently all of us) are slaves to "stuff" and how it would destroy America made me think I'd tuned into a church revival. 

Probably why his ratings are down.  He needs to knock it off and do what he does best.  Expose liberals and their insanity.

84 And why does Hulu only have 2 week old RedEye? Part of the funny is the topicality. 2 weeks later, its kinda like, meh.

85 i became a conservative when i had to write a paper on islam,defending my position from a professor with a doctorate in african woman's studies or some similar bullshit field of study that black lesbians gravitated to in hopes of hooking up with a fat white girl that just started donning the burka.

86 I missed Beck's Unibomber Commemorative  Special.

87 Since I mostly agree with the politics, it's kind of boring. Preaching to the choir. So I seldom watch. Except when PAB is on, of course. Which is seldom, alas.

88 Beck's ratings are down cause he blathered on about "deciding what you don't need to live and getting rid of things" and then people actually saw his "kitchen table" ( an artisan work of art worth thousands) and then he blabbed about moving to his new high tech house and little by little as people realize that he didn't need his old stuff cause he was getting new and better stuff for his new and better house they began to think maybe he is a hypocrite, not unlike the people on the left that he loves to criticize.

redeye has to stay in that time slot as that is where its audience is and also, if it was on earlier, it wouldn't be called redeye sillies...

89

Beck is much better at the run-and-gun, fact-driven takedown stuff. 

He has three basic shows, IMO: Run-and-gun (like the Soros shows), preachy, and interview type stuff.  He really shows his brilliance when he's putting the puzzle pieces together at a lightning clip.  I wish he'd stick to that.

90 ^{46 And she did playboy a few years back.  So, you know, make sure you turn off the filter when you do an image search of her.}

And speaking of nuded-up former pop idols, don't forget Belinda Carlisle.
Posted by: Waterhouse

Debbie Gibson did a spread for Playboy about 5 years ago. Not too bad. For a forty year old, she does have a pretty nice ass.

As for Tifanny, her Playboy spread proved that the carpet matches the drapes, IYKWIMAITYD.

91 Late night show on Fox network TV is a sure fire way to not being on television again for a long time.  Why would you want to join the ranks of Chevy Chase, Magic Johnson, and Sinbad?

You're overlooking the little fact that those guys suck.

92 Comin to you live from a safe undisclosed location.

93 Squicking?  Good God what the Hell is wrong with people?

94 Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 03, 2011 10:22 PM (EH4cc)

Squicking? Yeah Baby!

95 81 I do Golden Corral every other day, and on the middle days have 2 cans of tuna. I dropped 15 pounds.

96

Beck's ratings are not down. Check the cable shares. That crap was put out by media matters and picked up by everyone in the world. We went through this on some other thread. They have to make their people think their "boycott" is working. BTW, the day after the SOTU Beck's share was 1,990 the next closest was Matthews at 810.

97 I think I can guess some of the surnames that are in my area.  A high number of Germans I expect, but likely not mine.  I'll check the profiler too but I remember doing something similar and there were a total of like 7 people in Germany listed with it.  Which would be about the half the number of men/boys in my family from uncles and cousins.  And there are definitely others around I'm related to as well.

98 oops wrong thread.

99 Australia, the US, the English-Scottish border counties, County Monaghan in Ireland for me daddie's side, Cantabria and the Basque country for me mum. So I should be in a perpetual stew. Or stereotypically always drunk and fighting mad.

100 I realize from many comments here that Fox has been going soft for quite some time and, of course, was never as baby-killing right-wing conservative as the MFM hysterics complain but I am looking forward to watching Fox from February 14 when we get a new TV provider. (It's not an option on our standard cable.) I look forward to PVR recording the Red Eye.

101

Beck's ratings are not down. Check the cable shares. That crap was put out by media matters and picked up by everyone in the world.

Well, punch me in the face and call me Anderson Cooper; I believed that when I heard it.  Can't remember where it was.  Wasn't Fox.

That'll larn me.

102 Oops, wrong thread for me too. That's where the bourbon has got me.

103 I watch Red Eye whenever a new show is on. Have other Red Eye watchers noticed that RE is basically a video version of AceofSpades? They even play the same videos! (AoS usually has 'em up a day or two sooner)

104 > 21 I wish Fox put entire episodes of Red Eye up on their site - I'm not in the US so I can't get repeats on Hulu, Posted by: Waterhouse Most recent episodes can be torrented.

105 Red Eye should be on at 10pm cst then start the reruns.

106 Red Eye is a prime example of why Western Civilization is doomed. Every night has a least one hottie who is not making babies and seems to have no interest or prospects in doing so (except for PAB - and, Waterhouse, there is a place in heaven for you for sharing that clip with us). Makes me think that Schultz isn't the only guy on that set playing for the other team.

107 I like Bill Schulz...he's funny, and he's supposed to be the MFM opinion - its his job.

108 Imogen is the hottest but her politics are the worst. Normally, I'd just imagine the mouth filled up so she couldn't talk, but the brit accent is sexy, so I am not sure what to do about her in my fantasies.

109 Can't do it in the O'Reilly hour. I need that time to remember to get me more factor gear

110 55 This episode surely won some converts.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2011 09:51 PM (STZ9e)

 

 

You, Sir, are a prince among men.

111 More PAB.

112 Isn't the first run of nightly Fox News shows for the East Coast, and the re-runs are for California? I don't think they could slot Red Eye in for that reason.

113

Red Eye rocks.  I don't get Fox News anymore.  In our Pelosi/Obama economy - I had to chop my personal budget, so that I can continue to pay my high taxes that go toawards everything a democrat can waste.

 I miss Red Eye thee most.

 

114 I really wish they'd switch Red Eye with Beck. Beck doesn't win converts, he preaches to his choir. Beck these days is a crazy meld of equal parts John Birch Society, a religious cult, and Oprah (complete with crying and self-help stories). I hate Beck's show now.

115 RedEye, Gateway Drug

Interesting.

And here I thought Red Eye was something cooked up on an anime show.

116 I'll have to DVR it, been watching Beck's DVR during my morning work-out of 200 push-up's, sit-up's & 30 minutes on the elliptical.

Anybody buy that?  yea, didn't think so...sitting on the Lazy-Boy nursing my 1st cup of coffee while looking at the elliptical thinking why did I buy that crap.

117 Rdbrewer, it might be that Conan's attempting to compete with Stewart & Colbert. If that is indeed the case, someone needs to remind him that the only people who watch them are aging hipsters desperate to convince themselves they haven't yet reached the dreaded 4-0, and little kids not-so cleverly disguised as high school students.

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