May 05, 2011
— Maetenloch And several of his allies have already been arrested for 'sorcery' and 'misuse of genies'. Supposedly this is the result of an on-going power struggle between Ahmadinejad and the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
So far this is only from a single report from Examiner.com based on an Arab TV report. No confirmation from any other sources yet.
And speaking of using genies I think this is a pretty good use for one.
Posted by: Maetenloch at
08:50 PM
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Is this what happened to Ray Stanz after the events of Ghostbusters 2? I knew that Canadian was up to no good...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:59 PM (c0A3e)
Oh wait..nevermind.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 05, 2011 09:01 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: Brendan at May 05, 2011 09:02 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: AlexC at May 05, 2011 09:05 PM (nfMBD)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 06, 2011 12:53 AM (R2HEA)
Sorry - I didn't see your sidebar item until I'd already posted.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 09:08 PM (CrQRp)
Posted by: Filly at May 05, 2011 09:12 PM (O45XL)
Posted by: alwaysfiredup
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Wish Number One: Ask for more wishes.
They hate that. HATE.
Posted by: bigpale at May 05, 2011 09:14 PM (4sUmE)
The keep asking for more wishes on the third wish.
Robin Williams made that clear that this violates Rule #3 of wish-granting.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 09:14 PM (c0A3e)
"In Islamic theology jinn are said to be creatures with free will, made from smokeless fire by Allah as humans were made of clay. According to the Qur'an, jinn have free will, and Iblis abused this freedom in front of Allah by refusing to bow to Adam when Allah ordered angels and jinn to do so. For disobeying Allah, he was expelled from Paradise and called "Shayṭān" (Satan). Jinn are frequently mentioned in the Qur'an: Surah 72 (named Sūrat al-Jinn) is named after the jinn, and has a passage about them. Another surah (Sūrat al-Nās) mentions jinn in the last verse. The QurÂ’an also mentions that Muhammad was sent as a prophet to both "humanity and the jinn," and that prophets and messengers were sent to both communities.
Similar to humans, jinn have free will allowing them to do as they choose (such as follow any religion). They are usually invisible to humans, and humans do not appear clearly to them. Jinn have the power to travel large distances at extreme speeds and are thought to live in remote areas, mountains, seas, trees, and the air, in their own communities. Like humans, jinn will also be judged on the Day of Judgment and will be sent to Paradise or Hell according to their deeds."
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 09:17 PM (CrQRp)
Also, is Barbara Eden involved?
Posted by: ParisParamus at May 05, 2011 09:20 PM (bgSjf)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 05, 2011 09:21 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2011 09:22 PM (x9uGf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 05, 2011 09:22 PM (1ckSh)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 05, 2011 09:25 PM (oYzxe)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 05, 2011 09:25 PM (x9uGf)
Posted by: Bimbo with a stain on her dress from Bill Clinton's "magic lamp" at May 05, 2011 09:26 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: gushka at May 05, 2011 09:28 PM (cKWxw)
I'm pretty sure that the koran states that you totally cannot fire Bob, the precursor to the 12th Imam.
Posted by: shibumi at May 05, 2011 09:29 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 05, 2011 09:30 PM (oYzxe)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2011 09:34 PM (R2HEA)
Posted by: Deety at May 05, 2011 09:36 PM (mMv0h)
Now that I'm the badass leader of the free world I'm thinking maybe I'll take out A-jad next. Should do incredible things for my approval rating.
Anybody seen my blue bike helmet?
Posted by: Barry "The Fuckin' Hammer" Obama at May 05, 2011 09:43 PM (2pc1N)
Posted by: Dont fuck with them at May 05, 2011 09:46 PM (xW/nO)
From what I understand, a jinn is sort of a combination demon/ ghost.
Of course, you have to believe in demons and ghosts to make the correlation work. LOL.
Posted by: shibumi at May 05, 2011 09:50 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: BuckNutty at May 05, 2011 09:50 PM (u6nqN)
Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2011 09:50 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Larry Hagman as Major Tony Nelson at May 05, 2011 09:53 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Errol at May 05, 2011 09:54 PM (uAzAD)
You said if I rubbed it hard enough a genie would come out.
That was no goddamn genie!
Posted by: Bimbo with a stain on her dress from Bill Clinton's "magic lamp" at May 06, 2011 01:26 AM (iYwUw)
Don't worry babe, that's just lamp oil.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2011 09:57 PM (O/onO)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 05, 2011 09:58 PM (oDMwn)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 05, 2011 10:04 PM (u6nqN)
"From what I understand, a jinn is sort of a combination demon/ ghost."
Does this mean that Bin Laden is now a genie? (with a gaping hole in his forehead of course)
Posted by: Nunya Bizness at May 05, 2011 10:10 PM (rvTuL)
Posted by: Kananga at May 05, 2011 10:12 PM (jGXQI)
What many in the West do not understand, is that many in the Mid East are still thinking like we did in the Middle Ages...
We Burned Witches... the Templers were tortured and killed for 'blasphemy'...
People were sincere in the belief that Devils and Witches were Real... and its hard for Westerners to wrap our heads around the idea that many in the world still think things like that...
Thus... Genies? Sure... why not... The King of France once took down what was the most rich and powerful transnational order of the time (the Templars) with the same type of accusation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2011 10:19 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2011 10:27 PM (R2HEA)
Whenever you see "Camel" brand of people, it is estimated will like it, it has a cute nickname "old guy", see a full beauty of exotic images: whirling dance of the sand and shaded by palm leaves pyramid, a gallop a camel playful twinkle in his eyes, and instantly ran into a small black spot far away; Then, an old Turk and a unique dromedary there, this is a camel "old guy." "Old guy" with a single peak from time to time jitter, and teeth exposed funny and cute, it was full of both modern and thick lips as if to tell, and like singing. This is the world famous "Camel" cigarettes in an ad, and it is the famous creator of tobacco merchants - Richard Reynolds.
Posted by: winston cigarettes at May 05, 2011 10:46 PM (GYfYF)
A black guy rubs a magic lantern and out pops a Jewish genie. The genie says, "I'll give you vun vish, anyting you vant"
Black guy: "Put me between a white girl's legs!"
Genie: "Poof!" - and turns him into a tampon.
Black guy: "There's always strings attached with you Jews!"
Posted by: Gary Rosen at May 05, 2011 10:47 PM (9CzKK)
Ah, yes. The Iranian equivalent of counter revolutionary activity.
Posted by: MetaThought at May 05, 2011 10:54 PM (v2zPh)
'Since there are 3 of you,' the genie said, 'all will get 1 wish each...'
'All right!' said the design engineer. 'I've always wanted to be a daredevil motorcycle racer ...' And vroom! he disappeared in a flash with the roar of his bike fading like a echo.
'Oh mercy!' said the test engineer. 'I'm no good with women, but I have always wanted a harem, a bevy of beauties at my beck and call.'
'Done!' said the genie, and the test engineer disappeared with giggling and the faintest hint of perfume fading like a dream.
'And sir, for your wish?' asked the genie of the project manager.
'No thanks, I'm fine.' said the project manager. 'But I want those 2 jokers back here after lunch.'
Posted by: Adriane at May 05, 2011 10:55 PM (L9W0l)
Posted by: stuiec at May 05, 2011 11:02 PM (Dr8Q5)
Posted by: Major Tony Nelson at May 05, 2011 11:36 PM (TrAxp)
Posted by: Jack at May 05, 2011 11:56 PM (kCT7A)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2011 11:58 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: railwriter at May 06, 2011 12:26 AM (daRzV)
He got in 9 holes on the day
The Navy Seals blew Osama away,
He then remarked it was his idea,
He instructed, He determined, and he made the sale,
In golf attire, as the Media sighed,
Blades of grass so sharp, he almost died,
Obama, Obama, Brave Obama,
Brave, Obama, Obama,
With steely eye, he faced the flash,
Of photographs so clearly staged,
With cold resolve, he watched and tisked,
As better men took actual risks,
Obama, Brave Obama
He then went on to say its me,
Look, he cried, such sharp golf tees,
And narrow fairways, bordered by trees,
Such a quick decision, in 16 hours,
The media cries, "He's the man of the hour!"
Brave Obama, Obama
Posted by: Jack at May 06, 2011 12:41 AM (kCT7A)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2011 01:41 AM (xqhoO)
you'll have to be more specific...
Posted by: Major Tony Nelson at May 06, 2011 01:43 AM (TrAxp)
Now we know that Obama's "clean energy and green jobs" meant Genies and Sorcery that the Muslims were going to give us after we bowed enough times to the Saudis.
This answers two questions I have been saving for when I meet Obama,
*Where are the fuel stations selling affordable green energy?
*Where can I apply for one of the millions of green jobs?
Posted by: Shiggz at May 06, 2011 01:45 AM (mLAWK)
Posted by: Shiggz at May 06, 2011 01:59 AM (mLAWK)
Fire up the clown car. We should negotiate with these people posthaste.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 06, 2011 02:01 AM (1fanL)
At least with sorcery and genies Muslims can say, "point to specific proof that they don't exist." Where with leftists, history proves over and over and over again that Keynesian spending and state run economies bankrupt the government and the people. That dependency welfare destroys cultures. That once a government gets big enough it becomes feral and attacks the very people who created it.
Why do I oppose leftists? Because government is a beast that as soon as it feels threatened or hungry it will never willingly restrain itself. Government can only be controlled by the people as long as it is smaller and weaker then they are. Divide the people, strengthen government, remove its restraints... How are leftists always surprised with what happens next?
Posted by: Shiggz at May 06, 2011 02:23 AM (mLAWK)
I banged her like a screen door in a hurricane every chance I got.
Posted by: Maj Roger Healy at May 06, 2011 02:43 AM (DYJjQ)
It's been over Ahmadinejad's next-in-command appointment whom Khameini dismissed and dinnerjacket reinstated. Oddly, the next-in-command was reputed in the earlier linked report as a less conservative Islamist than runs the Iranian theocracy today.
Who knows.
Posted by: by any other name at May 06, 2011 02:46 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Barak Obama at May 06, 2011 02:46 AM (DYJjQ)
"Whatever we once were we are no longer a Christian nation we have now become a nation of genies and sorcerers."
"..You take away their jobs and they cling to their genie bottles and their books of blood sorcery"
-Barack Obama
"I don't think people who oppose genies and sorcery are true Americans"
-Tom Hanks
"Mat Damon"
-Mat Damon
Posted by: Shiggz at May 06, 2011 03:01 AM (mLAWK)
-Barack Obama
Posted by: Shiggz at May 06, 2011 03:04 AM (mLAWK)
I banged her like a screen door in a hurricane every chance I got.
Posted by: Maj Roger Healy
I laugh at your place in the genie pecking order! My sacred honor compels me to admit that all of genie's holes squeaked when I tried them.
Posted by: Will Folks at May 06, 2011 03:10 AM (TrAxp)
I guess it doesn't matter; Obama didn't support the pro-democracy movement when he had the chance.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2011 03:25 AM (xC+kV)
Posted by: Walsingham at May 06, 2011 03:44 AM (gFYz6)
Posted by: Unwashed Brit at May 06, 2011 04:49 AM (UOcNk)
Jinn/Djinn/Genies. Yep created out of fire and have free-will. When Mohammed was on the dinner tour recruiting converts, Djinnville was one of the stops. Only one-third of the djinn drank Mo's Kool-Aid. So two-thirds of the Djinn are not on Mo's side. We need to do some research to see if Djinn are ameanable to larger living quarters, like a beer keg, and join us in resisting Mo.
Anyway back to the non-halal meat of the matter. Yeah Cotton Mathers would feel right at home. Amadjihadi making deals with evil spirits, why that must be stopped. This would be comic opera except this country wants atomic weapons. Oh boy someone call Major Nelson and see if Jeannie can fix things in Persia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2011 06:11 AM (eUJoY)
Holder has decided to vacate an immigration decision affected by DOMA because he feels that DOMA is unconstitutional, despite the White House's previous assurances that it would be status quo with regards to DOMA outside of them no longer providing a defense for it.
Issa needs to hold this asshole's feet to the fire over Gunwalker so that we can get rid of him before he does too much more harm.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 06, 2011 06:26 AM (UvFnc)
I do wonder if there's only a prohibition to discharging a Djinn within city limits, or if that "misuse" charge is just general.
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