1 I'm all broke up.

2 The State Department strongly rejected claims that the U.S. was interfering in the disputed June 12 election, pointing out that diplomats from other countries had also been summoned. "I suspect we are in good company. As the president has said, we are not interfering in the debate that Iranians are having about their election and its aftermath," said State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley. "This is not about the United States." WHAT "good company" did this Euroweenie mean? Freaking Red China?

3

Breaking:  Stupid tool fired by other stupid tools.

4 Now if we can just get rid of the Head Tool in '12.

5 Totally has nothing whatsoever to do with that dimwit, but would someone pelase tell me what's going on in this photo?

http://tinyurl.com/45rfqhe

6 I think someone linked to this earlier, but:

Geithner said WH was open to to China's idea of a world currency:
US backing for world currency stuns markets US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is "quite open" to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

7

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish...

how about a post on the Palestinian popular response to the Murder of a Sleeping Jewish Family and their Infant Children?

If the MFM won't cover it, perhaps the alt media should make a 'big fuckin' deal' out of it? 

...to borrow a term.

8 One down, 56 million to go.

9 During this administration, the White House should be known as the Tool Shed. 

10

 US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is "quite open" to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

The. Fuck?

11 So. In saying the treatment of Manning was 'stupid', Crowley himself acted stupidly according to Easy Bake?

12 Whatever.

Fore!

13 This guy made me look productive!

14

Can anyone name me one Obama appointment that was even passable?  Every single person this idiot has chosen has either been arrogant, ignorant, or both.

15 "Buy My Debt?"

16

Its better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt...

He opened his mouth...

17 US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is "quite open" to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund. The. Fuck? Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 12:08 PM (bsEHS) I bet the commies in charge of our government are QUITE taken with the notion of destroying the dollar. Will no one rid us of this troublesome socialist boy President?

18 Japan tsunami survivor Hiromitsu Shinkawa found 10 miles out at sea

19 Fuck manning. That little asshole should be stuffed into a torpedo casing and fired into the sun.

20 21 Japan tsunami survivor Hiromitsu Shinkawa found 10 miles out at sea             And boy are my arms tired!

21
It's gonna take a decade to recover from the stupidity of this administration.

At. Least.

Some libtard on another blog raved, "We need thirty years to undo the damage Bush did!!!!!"

22 (people who think that going to "Harvard" actually means anything - LOL).

actually people are wising up on that front.

23 fuck him. He should've been out long before this. Amateurs

24 They're talking about Crowley on Fox now. 

25 Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

26

Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

 

Yeah, hard core.  He makes Bear Grylls look like a pussy. 

27 29 Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

The stupid part of the story is he ran back to his house to retrieve personal items. 

Darwin - 0

Hiromitsu Shinkawa - 1

28 Manning has a history of leaking secrets, so he is held in strict confinement to prevent him from leaking other secrets. You guys know this. I just needed to show my work. 2+2 = 4

29

Is it too much to ask that the people populating our Executive branch have more than two brain cells each?

Just infering the fact that this is being discussed in Treasury, by someone at Treasury, should be considered an act of sedition.

30 Sad thing is that there are thousands of people just like P.J. Crowley scattered throughout the corridors of government power.  The Head of State changes, but these people remain in their offices for decades at a time.

We are reaping what they have sown. 

31

The stupid part of the story is he ran back to his house to retrieve personal items. 

 

 

I guess I should have picked up a rowboat and some Gatorade.

32 When Gibbs was replaced the guy they got seems a whole lot dumber. Let's see, who is really stupid that could take over for Crowley. The only ones I can think of are all congress people in the CBC, so they probably aren't interested.

33

Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

Why the surprise?  He wasn't in the basement.

34 35 Maybe he forgot his Pokemon cards?

35
PJ Rodham  has fallen on his sword for Sir Edmund Rodham as the Department of State again reinvents itself from a communist inspired secretive cabal,  dedicated to lambasting the great unwashed members of the proletariat who didn't attend the Ivy League, vote democrat, sip wine with pinky extended, or tell Jooo jokes.

36 38 35 Maybe he forgot his Pokemon cards?
      THREAD WINNER!

37 Good. Now if only his boss and her boss would resign.

38 I remember this lefty dope being on TV before Obozo got elected. He is a retired AF O-5 - in PAO; not exactly an F-16 pilot.

39 ""The stupid part of the story is he ran back to his house to retrieve personal items."'



And Poseidon ended up with the stuff anyway.

40 METHINKS THE NEGATIVE 18 DALI BAMA IS STARTING TO REALIZE HIS SHIT WON'T FLOAT. WATCHING THEM EAT THEIR OWN IS FUN. CAN'T WAIT TILL NAPPY MIS-SPEAKS. DRINKING TIGER BLOOD AND WINNING THE FUTURE. ITS ALL GOOD.

41
One of the resume enhancers for state spokesperson is to be confirmed with dick breath prior to employment.

42

The stupid part of the story is he ran back to his house to retrieve personal items. 

He went inside to get our ashes.

 

43 Nice post.  I saw his statement and immediately wondered how the guy could get away with something like that--something so controversial and a big swipe at another department.

44

And Poseidon ended up with the stuff anyway.

 

 

Can anyone tell me what I'm gonna do with all this Japanese anime pr0n?

45 Mr. Crowley Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head (Oh) Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic With the thrill of it all You fooled all the people with magic (Yeah)You waited on Satan's call Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport Uncovering things that were sacred, manifest on this earth (Oh)Conceived in the eye of a secret Yeah, they scattered the afterbirth Solo Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse? Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course Approaching a time that is classic I hear that maidens call Approaching a time that is drastic Standing with their backs to the wall (Solo) Was it polemically sent? I wanna know what you meant I wanna know I wanna know what you meant, yeah!

46

He went inside to get our ashes.

 

 

He should have saved his own ash.

47 Is anyone else annoyed by barry's comment where he passes the buck ("they assured me"), reveals astonishment that he is doing his job (" I have actually asked') and also tee's up the Pentagon  for blame when someone decides they are not meeting our "basic standards" as defined and redefined depending on political pressure.

48 DRINKING TIGER BLOOD AND WINNING THE FUTURE.

Does anyone doubt the Obama regime will end with a Charlie Sheen styoe youtube breakdown?

49

He should have saved his own ash.

Shinto much?

He's alive, isn't he?

50

Does anyone doubt the Obama regime will end with a Charlie Sheen styoe youtube breakdown?

 

 

They're gonna go all lgf and ban everyone.

51

Is Barry still wearing his sissy-pants black and white golfing shoes? (I read on Jake Trapper that Barky hit the links yesterday in the midst of the world melting...the comments are scathing, and that is ABC). No wonder bullies like Sarkozy and Angela Merkel pick on him.

Tres twee.

52 ATTN All Smart People!  Can you help Steck out please? I have no clue what it means other than that the estate had no will and the courts closed on matter because no money was owed to creditors (right?):

.....
Check your name. unclaimed.org

Posted by: momma at March 13, 2011 11:44 AM (penCf)

Momma, I have a straight-up question - Ohio says there's over $1000 there for my husband but they need "If the Estate was not administered, provide the Release from Administration document from the appropriate county Probate Court"
(this is $ in an account from his dead father, who died in Florida in 1999).  

Everyone involved has been dead for YEARS.  Advice?

Posted by: Steck at March 13, 2011 12:25 PM (RL7U1)

53 55

He should have saved his own ash.

Shinto much?

He's alive, isn't he?

Only by the grace of God(s)/fate/luck, w/e. 

Its foolish to do that in an impending catastrophe- things can be replaced, you cannot.  Good thing he is still alive;  Lord only knows how many people did the same thing and didn't live to tell the tale.

54 Does anyone doubt the Obama regime will end with a Charlie Sheen styoe youtube breakdown?
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2011 12:37 PM (

The Japanese just wrestled "meltdown" away from Charlie Sheen on Google.  I can't believe they did that just to turn around and lose it to Obama.

55 I can't believe those bastards over in the DoD are using real bullets to shoot people.

56 Why won't those fucktards in the AG's office do something about the institutionalized racism in the TEA party?

57 Crowley under the bus is a shame, the rest of the Foggy Bottoms not also going is a damn shame.

58 Wasn't he the same dumbass that tweeted something about an idiotic comparison between the tsunami in Japan and Middle Eastern turmoil?

59 so now a volcano erupted in japan....jeez

60 How does my A$$ taste Darwin?

61 63 Why won't those fucktards in the AG's office do something about the institutionalized racism in the TEA party?
        I'm on it, bro!

62 Ah, yeah it was Crowley  His tweet on Thursday, I think (which was deleted):

"We've been watching hopeful #tsunami sweep across #MiddleEast. Now seeing a tsunami of a different kind sweep across Japan,"

Pure genius.

63

Its foolish to do that in an impending catastrophe- things can be replaced, you cannot.  Good thing he is still alive;  Lord only knows how many people did the same thing and didn't live to tell the tale.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 12:40 PM (eTaIZ)

Or, perhaps he would have died if he had NOT gone back... ie, got caught by the Tsu with nothing to float on...

When nature strikes, its often a matter of luck whether you survivie...

64 63 68 You don't have to fail a Police written test to become a tea partier.

65

Its foolish to do that in an impending catastrophe- things can be replaced, you cannot.  Good thing he is still alive;  Lord only knows how many people did the same thing and didn't live to tell the tale.

"The Drowning Man is Not Troubled By Rain."

But the man floating  in the open ocean, on his roof, will certainly get hungry and thirsty.

66 Every time I hear people moaning over Manning, I want to puke. Now that they have charged him, I hope the trial goes forward quickly. I sure hope we aren't going to have to endure years of Free Bradley!!!1!!!! Did he really write that he didn't mind the death penalty but for the fact that he didn't want to die a man, i.e., he wants to have his wang cut off?

67 Wang Dang Doodle

68

'Basic Standards' of Manning's care ARE being met. That means no fucking clothes and a dog collar with leash. It really sucks to be him.  Hey, I gotta a job in a shit economy so who really gives a damn? Honey Badger?

69 What's wrong with poetic tweets about tsunamis and war?  You people don't deserve my genius.

70 58 Momma, thanks -- the intertubes, they are confusing to me ;-)

71 Just think, guys.  No one here would be so stupid as to say the kinds of things Crowley has said.

That means we're all better qualified to be State Department spokesmen.

72 76 No one does. Get a job.

73 69 Ah, yeah it was Crowley  His tweet on Thursday, I think (which was deleted):

"We've been watching hopeful #tsunami sweep across #MiddleEast. Now seeing a tsunami of a different kind sweep across Japan,"

Does Biden Tweet?  Because I'm thinking that would be comedy gold.

74 58 Momma, I have *no idea* if there was a will, or anything -- let's just say the family was, um, complete incommunicado.

75 Why can't those fat bastards in the EPA do something about this stupid global warming?

76

That means we're all better qualified to be State Department spokesmen.

If chemjeff is to be believed, he has the thighs to be Secretay of State.

77 Looks like I need a Tool Shed Czar.

78 And his replacement will be better? No shirley you jest?

79

If chemjeff is to be believed, he has the thighs to be Secretay of State.

 

 

His cankles are probably thinner than mine!

80 Did he really write that he didn't mind the death penalty but for the fact that he didn't want to die a man, i.e., he wants to have his wang cut off?
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

81 Yeah, but did the old Dude give himself an enema? Piker.

82

That means we're all better qualified to be State Department spokesmen.

...and, unless Patrick Ewing is a Moron - we're going to have a problem fielding a suitable replacement for the FLOTUS.

83 I'm on it, bro! Posted by: Eric Shabazz Holder at March 13, 2011 12:45

You better be on it, asshole.  Or I'll come over there and show you how to do your job too.

84 Grunh?

85 Ohio says there's over $1000 there for my husband but they need "If the Estate was not administered, provide the Release from Administration document from the appropriate county Probate Court"

I'm not an attorney but I speak legalese! They are asking for the court document that officially closed the probate case.

86

Or, perhaps he would have died if he had NOT gone back... ie, got caught by the Tsu with nothing to float on...

When nature strikes, its often a matter of luck whether you survivie...

Granted and agreed.  Still, it generally isn't a good idea to go back. 

87

They are worried about "bullying" PFC Manning. That's the new code word for not worshipping at the altar of ghey.

88 Ah, yeah it was Crowley  His tweet on Thursday, I think (which was deleted):

"We've been watching hopeful #tsunami sweep across #MiddleEast. Now seeing a tsunami of a different kind sweep across Japan,"

Pure genius.

Posted by: Johnny at March 13, 2011 12:46 PM (mhmc7)

Can someone tell me why anyone in the federal gov't. needs to put out tweets?

89 Manning will be the new State Department Spokesman.

90 Wonder how Obama's golf game was yesterday?

91 22 Fuck manning. That little asshole should be stuffed into a torpedo casing and fired into the sun.
Posted by: Berserker at March 13, 2011 12:20 PM

Make sure he's cuffed so he can't touch anybody and say "remember". As long as his Katra stays with him, the punk will stay dead

92 We are checking to see if Gaia filed an environmental impact statement before releasing the tsunami.  If not, this violates all sorts of international agreements!

93 Does Biden Tweet?  Because I'm thinking that would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 12:53 PM (UOM4

I'm not sure but I just came across a Twitter impersonator that goes by JoeyBiden and it's pretty funny stuff.

94

Granted and agreed.  Still, it generally isn't a good idea to go back. 

Foolish advice young Spartan.  Sometimes you have to go back to have a chance to go forward. perhaps I'm being too cryptic...

I beat up a lot of Boyscouts and they all said the same thing  -"Why are you hitting me?".

I don't know if any of them ever learned their lesson.  But it was an important one.

 

 

95 Islamofacism is just like the KKK in the US today! Just ask anybody!

96 100 Something occurred to me.  Did they even have fiddles in Imperial Rome?

97 tami, to communicate with the twits

98 98 Wonder how Obama's golf game was yesterday?

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 12:59 PM (A+3fb) 

I'm sure he has a team of lawyers keeping his score cards sealed.  (And you just know he cheats.)

99 93  I'm not an attorney but I speak legalese! They are asking for the court document that officially closed the probate case.

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 13, 2011 12:57 PM (VcPAo)

Thanks sock puppeh, as soon as I see legalese my eyes glaze over.

100 I have a question. Why is Bradley Manning confined to a Marine Brig? Doesn't the Army have detention facilities to handle these kind of people? One would surely think so. The Stockade at Fort Dix should be sufficient to handle Army prisoners. You can be sure that if a Navy or Marine criminal was put in an Army stockade, there would be a major inter-service row over this. 

101

There was some other high-level dumbass yesterday (or the day before, I forget) who 'tweeted' that all USA residents should leave Japan.

Why?  Is 'Democracy' breaking out there, too!?!?

102 I have a question. Why is Bradley Manning confined to a Marine Brig? Doesn't the Army have detention facilities to handle these kind of people? One would surely think so. The Stockade at Fort Dix should be sufficient to handle Army prisoners. You can be sure that if a Navy or Marine criminal was put in an Army stockade, there would be a major inter-service row over this. Posted by: Stan at March 13, 2011 01:04 PM (N1Gru) I have no idea, but maybe it has something to do with his being prosecuted out of the Washington DC Military District?

103 Neither competence nor intelligence is a requirement for employment at DoS.  We dumbed down our test requirements a looong time ago (thanks to a tip from Eric Shabazz Holder).

104 We laugh at your Marine brig.

Hey, it's my turn on the Playstation 3, by Allah!

105 The Marines haircut is designed to instill fear in mere mortals. It's a psychological weapon.

106 112 DC military district uses Quantico for prisoners et al. It's a safe distance from DC. The protesters can't exactly protest at Quantico, etc. I would like to see then try though.

107 If you follow the link, you'll see that I was not amused at the use of the word "debate" to describe the slaughter of peaceful protesters.

You're too caught up with semantics.

108 I've looked at a few of these gay websites that have stories on Manning. The writers are all "poor Manning" but a number of the comments are "fuck the little, bitch!"

109 Well, if you combine Twitter with a secret decoder ring and a shoe phone, you can be just like a double naught spy.

D R I N K   Y O U R   O V A L T I N E

110 The non violent demonstrations continue in Labia.

111 I'd get some brawny gay Marines to DADT his ass.

112 Steck, I assume you know the Ohio County where the deceased lived. Go here to figure out which court to go to.  Some of the counties have online records searches.  If the search asks for a case type and "probate" isn't listed then choose "civil."

Good luck!

113 Ooops,

114 DC military district uses Quantico for prisoners et al. It's a safe distance from DC. The protesters can't exactly protest at Quantico, etc. I would like to see then try though. Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 01:08 PM (A+3fb) I'd like to see him down on Parris Island if that Quantico Gig doesn't work out? I'll be down there this summer and would just love to "treat"

115 Turbo Timmeh article is dated 2009

/old news

116

I'd get some brawny gay Marines to DADT his ass.

I'd make him fellate Lady Gaga twice a day for the rest of his life.

117 tami, to communicate with the twits

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2011 01:02 PM (eOXTH)

Apparently.  Seriously, did Crowley think the earth would stop moving if he didn't send out that idiotic tweet?  These people are too impressed with themselves.

118 NORTH-EASTERN Japan can expect another monster earthquake large enough to trigger a tsunami within days, the head of the Australian Seismological Centre says.

(from link at Drudge-----jeebus)

119 124 Steck, I assume you know the Ohio County where the deceased lived. Go here to figure out which court to go to.  Some of the counties have online records searches.  If the search asks for a case type and "probate" isn't listed then choose "civil."

Good luck!

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 13, 2011 01:10 PM (VcPAo)

Sock Puppeh, he lived / died in Florida (the $ just happens to be in Ohio) ... any idea if Florida has a similar site?  (I'm sure I can figure out / guess the county.) 

M&Ms have the answer to *everything* I swear!

120 This is video I hadn't seen yet.  I apologize if it's already been posted.  It's horrific....

BBC:  Moment tsunami hit.

http://tinyurl.com/5wkvnl8

121

M&Ms have the answer to *everything* I swear!

42

122 If we were to hang every filthy traitor in the Obama regime, it would be a tremendous stimulus to the hemp industry.

123 117 The Marines haircut is designed to instill fear in mere mortals. It's a psychological weapon.

Posted by: whatever at March 13, 2011 01:07 PM (vTSeq)

I've killed with mine.

124 134 If we were to hang every filthy traitor in the Obama regime, it would be a tremendous stimulus to the hemp industry.

And stimulus to every industry associated with the manufacture and distribution of lampposts. 

125 Steck, probate in FL is handled by the circuit courts. I don't see any online record searches available but at least they state which courts handle which counties so you'll know which one to go to.

Oh, and 42!

126 So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish.

127 There oughta be a law against that bastard sharing my initials.

128 I wonder if the Sea Shepherd is steaming to Japan to help out.

129 I hippie  is crossing the Pacific in a rowboat.

130 The Calico is steaming toward Japan.

131 Protect Barry at all costs. Glad this clown is gone; many more to go. January 20, 2013 is going to rock!

132
100 Something occurred to me.  Did they even have fiddles in Imperial Rome?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 01:01 PM (qIHlG)

Hiromitsu Shinkawa went back into his house to get his fiddle.

133 I ahte it when the makeup "artists" get their hands on Dana Perino and try to make her into a Barbie-doll.

134

When you are stuck on your roof for days, Cat Gut Stew can be quite tasty. 

135 "This is video I hadn't seen yet. I apologize if it's already been posted. It's horrific...." That's fucking horrible, Tammi. Those poor people...

136 How long after the quake did the tsunami hit Japan? Why were people on boats if there was time to get to shore? I have to wonder about the people filming. I remember in Thailand that the waves reached up to the 4th floor of a building.

137 T.G.I.S.

138 "Can anyone name me one Obama appointment that was even passable? Every single person this idiot has chosen has either been arrogant, ignorant, or both." By liberals for liberals. But hey, Van Jones really is the bottom of the barrel of what the Tool In Chief appointed. Wait, I forgot about Holder. He appoints people like this and there are still those who think he's a centrist.

139
The morons are slow on the uptake today.

Hiromitsu Shinkawa + fiddle = ?

140

How long after the quake did the tsunami hit Japan? Why were people on boats if there was time to get to shore?

Epicenter was less than 100 miles from shore...they didn't have long.

141

Hiromitsu Shinkawa + fiddle = ?

Fiddler on the Roof?

 

 

142 garrett: Thanks. It explains why you see so many cars driving with no clue that there is a giant wave coming at them. I feel so sorry for the Japanese.

143

How long after the quake did the tsunami hit Japan? Why were people on boats if there was time to get to shore?

If they were on their boats, they might have been better off heading out to sea than riding it out in the harbor or trying to get to land.

144

This is what intentional sabotage of America looks like:

 US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is "quite open" to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

145 He's just looking out for another ghey brother, leave the fellow alone. 

I am having him over for a pitch and catch game tonight!

146 Notice the normal activity going on in the town just before the wave hits? There was no mass evacuation. Casualties will be measured by subtraction.

147 Hey, make room down there, quit yer complainin' and STFU.

148

I hear PJ Crowley is now trying to decide between job offers from NPR and the Aspen Institute.

149 T.G.I.S.

Posted by: Eric Holder

Dude, "thank goodness it's a sunami" isn't cool. I know it's good to distract people, but don't say it outloud.

150 I hear PJ Crowley is now trying to decide between job offers from NPR and the Aspen Institute. Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 01:56 PM (XdlcF) Gosh, I hope it's NPR. People in rural areas need NPR now more than ever, and Mr. Crowley speaks their hopes and dreams. (Must go puke now.)

151

How long after the quake did the tsunami hit Japan?

10-30 minutes, I've heard.

152

How long after the quake did the tsunami hit Japan? Why were people on boats if there was time to get to shore?

If they were on their boats, they might have been better off heading out to sea than riding it out in the harbor or trying to get to land.

Posted by: Whatever! at March 13, 2011 01:52 PM (1vOzG)

That's why I thought it was odd that so many boats got destroyed on the West Coast. They had ample time to head out to sea.

153 Fiddler on the roof. Thanks for splainin. I never would have gotten that.

154

That's why I thought it was odd that so many boats got destroyed on the West Coast. They had ample time to head out to sea.

I was underwater on the boat before it was underwater.

155

From Herman Cain's FB page, if anyone here is interested.

 

...Tomorrow night, I will host my first-ever bloggers' only conference call. There are only a handful of slots left. If you are interested in participating, email media@hermancain.com. Remaining invites will be issued on a first come, first serve basis. Be sure to include your name, email address and publication name....

156

I never would have gotten that.

I puppehted Tevia almost immediately...

157 Your listening to the Polka Palooza ,......and now back to our music.....
 Here's "Pennsylvania Polka"

158 Granted and agreed.  Still, it generally isn't a good idea to go back.

That's what I told my kids about Pennsylvania

159
By liberals for liberals. But hey, Van Jones really is the bottom of the barrel of what the Tool In Chief appointed. Wait, I forgot about Holder. He appoints people like this and there are still those who think he's a centrist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2011 01:49 PM (e11O

Don't forget the "Safe Schools Czar" Kevin Jennings.  You can't get much nastier or pervier than that.

160

 Still, it generally isn't a good idea to go back.

This is why I won't talk about boning Niki Hailey anymore.  Also why I won't bone her again. 

Trust me, though, I boned her right the first time.  She shouldn't have needed it twice.

161 Hey. just leave PJ Crowley ALONE!1!!1!!1!

162 Small Balls, One Cup

163 169 Your listening to the Polka Palooza ,......and now back to our music.....
 Here's "Pennsylvania Polka"

It started in Scranton, it's now number 1! 

164 Big protests today in Bahrain and Yemen ..

So that temporary drop in demand from Japan won't make oil prices drop, just slow down the rises in prices

165 To donate to the P.J. Crowley Relief Fund, please call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

166 Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

Half man, half honey badger

167

Don't forget the "Safe Schools Czar" Kevin Jennings.  You can't get much nastier or pervier than that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 02:07 PM

Leave Kevin ALLLOOOOOONNNNNE !!!

168 Half man, half honey badger Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 13, 2011 02:12 PM (54F2e) He survived on freshly strangled sharks, and sea snakes swallowed whole.

169

This is what intentional sabotage of America looks like:

 US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner shocked global markets by revealing that Washington is "quite open" to Chinese proposals for the gradual development of a global reserve currency run by the International Monetary Fund.

Posted by: Truman North at March 13, 2011 01:54 PM

I looked at the date on that article and it's back from 2009

Not exactly breaking news there, we've talked about it before, Timmy was just spitballing

170 The office of President Barack Obama said: "There is no possible justification for the killing of parents and children in their home. We call on the Palestinian Authority to unequivocally condemn this terrorist attack." 

Barky makes a statement about the slaughter of the Israeli family (Reuters).

That's it? 

171 Do big after shocks generate tsunamis too? Seems like they would but I don't know if aftershocks move the earth's crust or it's just a settling thing and wouldn't cause a wave?

172 Tsunami carries you out to sea, 2 nights at sea on your roof, and he lived?

<sub>He wanted to write the book "Roof Tiki" and they fucked it all up for him.

It's gonna be a bitch scoring another seaworthy roof in this market.</sub>

173

That's why I thought it was odd that so many boats got destroyed on the West Coast. They had ample time to head out to sea.

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2011 02:02 PM

That's why the Dems & bike boy's handwringing over potential cuts to the tsunami early warning system is silly

We knew it was possible, had hours to prepare. What would an alert on tv from some redundant agency do?

174 That's it? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 02:15 PM (UOM4

He phoned it in while he was getting a hot dog at the turn.

175 180 Half man, half honey badger
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 13, 2011 02:12 PM (54F2e)


He survived on freshly strangled sharks, and sea snakes swallowed whole.

Actually I think he starts eating the sharks heads while they are still alive and trying to eat him.  If a shark swallowed him whole (which is impossible because honey badger is so badass) and shit him out, he would just sleep it off anyway.

176

That's it? 

No, that statement was edited. 

He closed with, "We, of course, won't condemn it outright.  But they should.  Go Team Islam!".

177 Notice you don't hear about looting, riots, set fires, shootings, etc from the japanese. I doubt there will be any worry about criminals and or corruption stealing the relief goods and they will rebuild at unreal speed.

178 Jones'n  for a fresh Nuclear thread

179 14-year old Etueni Nasau and his two 15-year old cousins, Samuel Pelesa and Filo Filo took off in a small 12-foot boat, sometime in late September. However, what was supposed to be a short hop to the neighboring island, turned out to be an 800-mile, 50-day ordeal.

Have you guys forgotten these Kiwi kids? 

Two days floating on your roof is nothing.

180

He survived on freshly strangled sharks, and sea snakes swallowed whole.

Silly Round Eye.There's no need to kill the fish.

The Japanese only eat the fins...he just threw the rest back.

181 That's it? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 02:15 PM (UOM4 He phoned it in while he was getting a hot dog at the turn. Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2011 02:19 PM (DXZny) What if they weren't asleep, or not in their home? Would it be okay then, Mini-Mao?

182 Um, Y-NOT, your comment about PW has been responded to by PW:

1st Y-Not's comment:

OK, does anyone read ProteinWisdom regularly?  What's happened over there?  I used to read it, but kind of lost interest when the main host got involved in some sort of blog battle and subsequent whiny emotional meltdown.  But now I discover (via a link at Patterico) that they have really jumped the shark and are accusing Ace, HotAir, and Patterico of going full-blown Katrina over the Japan coverage.  They've decided that all is well with the nukes in Japan and that's the end of it. 

And there are about a dozen commenters over there. 

What happened?  Are we seeing the emergence of LGF 2.0? 

Posted by: Y-not at March 13, 2011 09:38 AM (pW2o

@8

You're full of shit.  I posted a link to one story -- at the time, it happened to be the most up to date -- with very little commentary.  Then, realizing I'm not a "journalist" and that I'm not tasked with "covering" the story in Japan (my not being there, and my not having the requisite background in either nuclear physics or reactor mechanics) I went out and had a few pints, then walked around the outdoor mall in Boulder yesterday.

If you take issue with something on the commenters said, have at it.  But how that turned into a suggestion that pw is going the way of the ponytailed hag is just silly.

But then, you took your cues from a certain DA who just can't seem to quit me.  So I guess you can be forgiven a bit for being a douche.  I mean, you fucked up, you trusted him!

<a href="http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=25528">Here.</a>   The commenter you're really taking issue with responded.

Posted by: JeffG at March 13, 2011 01:08 PM (ZWBYZ)

Wow. PW has responded.
Note: I have no dog in this hunt.  Just thought I'd let Y-Not know they have responded to his/her comment.

183 182 The office of President Barack Obama said: "There is no possible justification for the killing of parents and children in their home. We call on the Palestinian Authority to unequivocally condemn this terrorist attack." 

Barky makes a statement about the slaughter of the Israeli family (Reuters).


Now that's the kind of results I'm talkin' 'bout.

184

 I doubt there will be any worry about criminals and or corruption stealing the relief goods and they will rebuild at unreal speed.

SONY - Because Caucasians are just too damn tall.

185 I looked at the date on that article and it's back from 2009

Not exactly breaking news there, we've talked about it before, Timmy was just spitballing

Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2011 02:15 PM (vdfwz)

damn. You're right.  I thought it was the second time he said it. See, things are looking up

Now, if we could only get this whole President Obama thing in past tense. . .

186 The office of President Barack Obama said: "There is no possible justification for the killing of parents and children in their home. We call on the Palestinian Authority to unequivocally condemn this terrorist attack." 

See, if they are parents you are supposed to kill them on buses and in restaurants.  Children should only be killed while firing rockets at their schools.

187 195 182 The office of President Barack Obama said: "There is no possible justification for the killing of parents and children in their home. We call on the Palestinian Authority to unequivocally condemn this terrorist attack." 

See, I issued a sternly worded statement.  Now, watch this dri......damned water hazard. 

188

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 02:21 PM (UOM4

This is why you go back for your Tackle and a Filet Knife...maybe a lemon or two and some Wasabi root.

189

170 Granted and agreed.  Still, it generally isn't a good idea to go back.

That's what I told my kids about Pennsylvania

Posted by: dr kill at March 13, 2011 02:05 PM (le5qc)

Excellent advice. Too bad I didn't take it.

190

We knew it was possible, had hours to prepare. What would an alert on tv from some redundant agency do?


Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2011 02:18 PM (vdfwz)

Maybe NPR could contract that gig. They'd be able to justify keeping federal funding and the warning would be read by some guy in a sleepy, dulcet tone.

 

191 195: Notice the OFFICE of the president issued the statement. Doesn't sound to me like Barry himself did it. Valerie probably thought a statement was needed.

192

 they're gonna need something to produce electricity in the interim

Whale Blubber burns hot and fast.

193 #197

I found link at GWP.

194 Bring me a Statement and a Yound Bordeaux!

195 Yound = Young

196

That's why I thought it was odd that so many boats got destroyed on the West Coast. They had ample time to head out to sea.

Bad economy and insurance checks. Bad combination.

197

Maybe NPR could contract that gig. They'd be able to justify keeping federal funding and the warning would be read by some guy in a sleepy, dulcet tone.

ErikW, I don't know if it's because I'm punch drunk from all the tsunami coverage, but that made me laugh. 

That would make a great bit on SNL, if they were still funny.

198 Baracky golfs while the ME continues to burn:

Protesters seal off Bahrain's financial center in Manama - NYT http://nyti.ms/ea0zBW

199 : Notice the OFFICE of the president issued the statement. Doesn't sound to me like Barry himself did it. Valerie probably thought a statement was needed.

Posted by: Palerider at March 13, 2011 02:29 PM (FBj6Z)

Carney probably found the note on a 3 by 5 index card in his golf bag.

200 @210  Stupid sock (although, it was kind of fitting in that post....heh)

201 More on Israeli family slaughter from JAWA:


IDF:  "This attack is grave and our blood is boiling but I am positive that the perpetrators will be caught quickly," said the Minister of Defense. "We must do everything in our power to bring back security and calm to the region. I trust and am positive the terrorists will be caught and punished harshly and security forces will glean every lesson possible from this event in order to avoid its being repeated."The family were sleeping when attack occurred. Throats slashed including the baby, 4yr old was stabbed in the heart. Hamas military wing boasted, candy and sweets were handed out in celebration: pic

202

The Japanese only eat the fins...he just threw the rest back.

This is not the time to remind that I'm mad at them.

203 Huh, wonder how this went under the radar -

"Viewership of Al Jazeera is going up in the United States because it's real news," Clinton said Thursday.

204 Trouble in Manamana? Say it isn't so!

Manamana, do doo do do doo.

205 ."The family were sleeping when attack occurred. Throats slashed including the baby, 4yr old was stabbed in the heart. Hamas military wing boasted, candy and sweets were handed out in celebration: pic


_{I don't dare type what I'm feeling.}

206 Video: Death Threats Against Wis. Republicans (Content Warning)
link to: Left-Wing Institute For Civil Discourse.

207 The office of President Barack Obama said: "There is no possible justification for the killing of parents and children in their home. We call on the Palestinian Authority to unequivocally condemn this terrorist attack." 


I didn't say to stop doing it, I just think that dancing in the streets and handing out Tootsie Rolls to the little jihadists upsets the bitter clingers here in Amerikkka. We're trying to make the Rethuglikkkans look like McCarthyite bigots for investigating the gentle civilized muslims, and the damn Fox News won't bury the story

208 Trouble in Manamana?

Hell, I read that quickly and, 'What the hell?  What kind of trouble am I in this time?'

209 214:

Yeah, they'll catch the killers. And imprison them for about 12 stinkin minutes and then give the evil child-murderin muthafuckers back in a prisoner exchange.

Then the bastards will get another hero parade and start teaching the little terrorist larvae to do the same thing.

210

Trouble in Manamana?

Man - A - Mah - Ah - O - Nah - Ah - O!

211 204 195: Notice the OFFICE of the president issued the statement. Doesn't sound to me like Barry himself did it. Valerie probably thought a statement was needed. Posted by: Palerider at March 13, 2011 02:29 PM

How many times have I told you never to disturb me while I'm GOLFING !!

212 Good For Israel:

Israel responded defiantly Sunday to a bloody Palestinian assault against West Bank settlers by approving construction of new settlement housing, retaliating for the stabbing deaths of a father, mother and three small children with a measure that infuriated Palestinians and, together with the attack, threw already shaky peace efforts into a new tailspin.

213 I can't even write what I want done about this Israeli family story. I look at those pictures and see my little boy.

214

Posted by: momma at March 13, 2011 02:34 PM (penCf)

Maybe a better informed moron can put me some knowldege but why aren't there Israeli F-16s bombing the fucking shit out of every suspected Hamas hideout right now?

I read the article at the Jerusalem Post and while I don't doubt that the killers will be found, why not send a broader message?

215 226:

I propose the building of a glass parking lot in Palestine as a memorial to that family. And one in Mecca to match.

216 226 Good For Israel:

Amen.  (Barry and Hillary won't be happy--bonus)

217

sheesh i hope no blog war, pw is a  nice site to read even if i have never commented there.

218 I just tweeted the Libian Rebels to regroup on a Golf Course. If Gadhafi attacked a golf course Obama would be all over it.

219 palistinians are indefensible in their murder, and colletively guilty to my mind., they hand out candy when 3000+ american workers are murdered for being at their job! innocent people on flights, than a family asleep in bed, or families at the beach or, kids playing.... eating pizza....

220 The islamists esp the palistinians are criminally insane or demonically possessed. Their evil is strong. I do think that their intermarrying for millenia has produced an insanity that cannot be dealt with.

221 rut roh, i broke  the blog?

222 236 rut roh, i broke  the blog?

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2011 02:55 PM (h+qn

You broke it, you bought it.

223

That's why I thought it was odd that so many boats got destroyed on the West Coast. They had ample time to head out to sea.

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2011 02:02 PM (DXZny)

They're all owned by filthy rich out of state Republicans.

And they'll get compensated by the government programs they hate.

224 The next lily-white hippy degenerate in black rimmed glasses  and Talibeard that gets in my face about the "oppressed Palis" is gonna get more than it bargained for.

Those scum would murder an entire nation in their beds if they could. Only massive inbreeding, ignorance, stupidity, and a Dark Ages murder cult could produce such a despicable group of abject cowards.

225 I do think that their intermarrying for millenia has produced an insanity that cannot be dealt with.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 02:55 PM (A+3fb)

Sure it can . . .

226 Israel responded defiantly Sunday to a bloody Palestinian assault against West Bank settlers by approving construction of new settlement housing, retaliating for the stabbing deaths of a father, mother and three small children with a measure that infuriated Palestinians and, together with the attack, threw already shaky peace efforts into a new tailspin.
Posted by: momma at March 13, 2011 02:42 PM

Prepare for condemnations from the JEF, the State Dept, American and European elites and the MBM that the retaliation was not "proportional"

227 with a measure that infuriated Palestinians and, together with the attack, threw already shaky peace efforts into a new tailspin.

Dammit, didn't they listen to El Supremo Barky's Cairo speech?

228

They're all owned by filthy rich out of state Republicans.

And they'll get compensated by the government programs they hate.

How do you figure that?

229 Oh look.  erg woke up.

230 238:
Greg,

full of shit much?

None of the boats in the marinas are owned by filthy rich Democrat communists? Like the ones who make the movies and piss and moan while listening to NPR in their fucking Volvos on the 405?

231 They're WORKING boats, something that young leftards on party boats and rich gigolo senators with multiple multimillion dollar sailboats can't fathom

Oh, and Todd Palin works on a fishing boat, they ARE evil Republicans!

232 Is it Gerg?

233 It's a sock.

234 In state corrupt dems own the boats and even they will not get compensated by the government but might get partially compensated by their PRIVATE insurance company. Fucking idiot.

235 Note to Morons, "Greg" is a fellow moron using a sock to demonstrate the absurdity of leftist thought

Always check the hash

236 132 This is video I hadn't seen yet. I apologize if it's already been posted. It's horrific.... BBC: Moment tsunami hit. http://tinyurl.com/5wkvnl8 ----------- Ya know, I watch those videos and every now and then I think "that's a cute little car floating by; why don't they ship us any of those?" I denounce myself.

237 248 It's a sock.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2011 03:02 PM (VuLos)

I honestly can't tell half the time.  You can sock the stupidest stuff you can come up with, and a troll will come along and out-stupid the stupid. 

238 "Greg" is a fellow moron using a sock to demonstrate the absurdity of leftist thought

Example #9813545434038368191 of why you don't fucking sockpuppet with the exact name of that which you're trying to satirize.

239

I honestly can't tell half the time.  You can sock the stupidest stuff you can come up with, and a troll will come along and out-stupid the stupid. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 03:04 PM (UOM4

I know, right? 

240 Greg the Troll, you stupid, heartless, gutless motherfucker. Trying to distract and interject into a discussion about a murdered FAMILY OF CIVILIANS.

Your favorite BFF the Fakestinians send a loathsome reptile into someone's home and stab babies and all you can do is vomit out some insane shit about "rich Republicans"?

You will eventually find yourself in a cell of one kind or another for a very long time. Your symptoms scream it out so loud I can hear it from here.

241 Aw, Fox is talking about poor widdle Bradley Manning again.

Remember the good ol' days when he would have been tried and shot or hung? 

242 oh you sock puppeting muthafucker.

hook. line. sinker.

mouthfoam.

LOL

243 cough

244 How to tell if what appears to be a lefty troll like erg is really a fellow moron pulling your leg;

Check the hash and check the grammar and spelling. If the latter is in good order, you know it's not a real troll.

245 Look at it this way, sifty, it got the ol' blood pumping. 

246 Manning is a little bitch, and should be treated as such.

247 The "real" Greg isn't the real "erg" anyway.

I don't know how it's possible to confuse them.

Greg pretends to be a conservative, and shows up to lament poor polling.

erg is a fucking hardcore Marxist who shows up to swear at ace and other "knuckleheads".

248 260:

When this garden hose size vein that appeared inside the front of my forehead goes away, I'm sure it will be funny.

Every time I switch between my XBOX and the laptop and back I get a new hash from the router. So I never pay attention to hashes.

I need a beer.

249 259 Check the hash Medical, I presume.

250 Obama is a torturer of American citizens on American soil ! Worse then Bush!!! Obama same as Saddam Hussein and Gaddafi.

251 Thanks, Waterhouse.  I try to skip over the trolls, unless the morons are having an especially enjoyable time batting them around.

By the way, where are the trolls lately?

252

36 When Gibbs was replaced the guy they got seems a whole lot dumber. Let's see, who is really stupid that could take over for Crowley. The only ones I can think of are all congress people in the CBC, so they probably aren't interested.

 

I'm leaning towards Keith Overbite.

253 I bet James Clapper really appreciates Crowley taking the heat off him.

254 I think the talking points are late in arriving.

Michael Moore is beating off to himself in Madison, Algore is laying low in some massage parlor with shitty fluorescent lighting, and  Obama is golfing or stoned all the time. Plus Hollyweird is still sleeping it off from the Oscar parties.

Also, I think Organizing for Marx pays on the 15th.

255 238

They're all owned by filthy rich out of state Republicans.

And they'll get compensated by the government programs they hate.

Posted by: Greg at March 13, 2011 02:58 PM (7+pP9)

Not all of them, buttercup.

 

256 Michael Moore is beating off to himself in Madison, 

Ugh.  That's a visual I could do without.  *gag*

257

OT:

I've decided to label myself a nuclear power expert after watching all of these chuckleheads on the news networks. I surely couldn't do a worse job of predicting what's going on in Japan than these quacks.

 

258 Sorry Jane. Next brain cleaner is on me.

259 271 Michael Moore is beating off to himself in Madison, 

Ugh.  That's a visual I could do without.  *gag*

I'm surprised if the bloated fool can even find his hateful Rod of Decadence. 

260

I didn't say to stop doing it, I just think that dancing in the streets and handing out Tootsie Rolls to the little jihadists upsets the bitter clingers here in Amerikkka.

You know who else is good at dancing? Charlie Sheen. That motherfucker can groove after smoking crack cocaine all night. Whether it involves terrorism and Tootsie Rolls is open to interpretation.

261 This video, linked by Drew on Twitter, had me yelling at the person holding the camera to move uphill. And at the end, you see people who somehow survived.

262

If I were dating Bree Olson, I'd do a lot of crack.

Just sayin'.

263

Crazy Samali's Sunday Sale! No offer too small financing available, come on down to Crazy Samali's today and you can take home this 400' frieghter and crew at firesale prices!  Don't Delay!!!

Somali pirates cut ransoms to clear hijacked ships

http://tinyurl.com/49dv2e3

 

264 276 This video, linked by Drew on Twitter,

Pretty damn sure i wouldn't have had the balls to stand there and film that, scary.

265 The Somali Pirate in the White House is gonna get jealous.

266

But wait, still more trouble:

authorities have told the U.N. nuclear watchdog that the lowest state of emergency has been reported by the operator at the Onagawa nuclear power plant, the Vienna-based agency said on Sunday.

"The alert was declared as a consequence of radioactivity readings exceeding allowed levels in the area surrounding the plant. Japanese authorities are investigating the source of radiation," the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said in a statement.

267

A note to Fox News:

Yes. It is dramatic to have Julie Banderas walking around in thigh-deep water. Yes. She looks terrific, even in waders. But, do you know what's even more dramatic?

Manholes.

Ms. Banderas disappearing into a manhole would be terribly dramatic.

**********************************************************

When I trained to be a Red Cross disaster agent, one of the things they stress in the training it this: Do NOT walk around in a flood. If you must, carry a stick or a pole and prod before you step.

People can and have dropped into sewer drains by doing precisely what Ms. Banderas is doing now.

268

If I were dating Bree Olson, I'd do a lot of crack.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 03:28 PM (bsEHS)

_{I'm gonna have to look dating up in my pictionary.}

269 Ms. Banderas disappearing into a manhole would be terribly dramatic. Yes, but she'd look hot doing it. Besides, she has her twin built-in floatation devices securely fastened to her chest.

270

Time to heat up the phone lines again:

http://tinyurl.com/4wgstvw

God, I hate these peopleÂ…..

271

Since nobody else is going to say it, we will.

Japan had this coming.

Until they take a stand against Godzilla and stop monopolizing Saturday evening Adult Swim with their anime, their people will continue to perish.

I'm just saying...

272 If I were dating Bree Olson, I'd do a lot of crack.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 03:28 PM (bsEHS)

Drugs too, even.

273

Time to heat up the phone lines again:

These are the type of clowns who, when someone breaks into their home, they pull a gun and get the upper hand, and then put it down long enough to say a prayer. Just long enough for the burglar to pick it up and blow their heads off.

274 Posted by: Westboro Baptist Church at March 13, 2011 03:44 PM (1vOzG)

Ah, the GAY tentacle rape-porn was the last straw.

275

Ah, the GAY tentacle rape-porn was the last straw.

You have to draw the line somewhere.

276 Waterhouse: So, who is the guy who use to drink a martini and take a long walk on the beach and fuck his poor dog?

277

Drugs too, even.

Antibiotics at the very least!

278 Official death toll in Japan past 10,000 now and climbing...

Meanwhile, Khadaffy appears to be mopping up the last of the uprising while Obama, out on the fare lane, is still mulling over a No Fly Zone.

279 Westboro is a group of trouble making lawyers.

280

Posted by: Westboro Baptist Church at March 13, 2011 03:49 PM (1vOzG)

Speaking of you "lovely" bastards:

Westboro Baptist Church in threat to picket funeral of seven children killed in house fire

You're entering my neck of the woods, assholes.  And Perry County citizens don't take kindly to your type - they have plenty of hunters amongst them.  You'll know the full brunt of Perry County justice should you not abandon this foolish quest. 

281 Martinis are for perverts.

282 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 03:52 PM (eTaIZ)

It would be nice if one of the good guys/gals with a high powered rifle could take one for the team and "do the right thing".

283 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 03:52 PM (eTaIZ)

I don't get why they're protesting this.  Besides being batshit crazy, have they given a reason?

284

Westboro Baptist Church in threat to picket funeral of seven children killed in house fire

 

Chris Wallace interviewed that bitch, the attorney, last week. At one point she made it VERY clear that the media is only helping to get their message out,

I say fuck them! Cut them off at the fucking knees. Deprive them of any coverage whatsoever. Make them crazy by denying them the attention they so desperately crave. Let them die the small, irrelevent, sad and lost fucks that they are. And when they do, fail to even mention it in the news.

285

I don't get why they're protesting this.  Besides being batshit crazy, have they given a reason?

Refer to my last comment.

286 Jesus! This is how orthodox Jews pray.

287
I should've been a dentist.

288 "Chris Wallace interviewed that bitch, the attorney, last week. At one point she made it VERY clear that the media is only helping to get their message out," The message being that they are batshit crazy and despicable?

289

Refer to my last comment.

Posted by: Whatever! at March 13, 2011 03:58 PM (1vOzG)

Batshit crazy attention whores?

290 I don't get why they're protesting this.  Besides being batshit crazy, have they given a reason?

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2011 03:56 PM (VuLos)

Demonic possession comes to mind. Counter-protesters should show up and throw Holy water at them, although that fucked up lot would probably claim they were assaulted.

291 I should've been a dentist.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 13, 2011 03:59 PM (7+pP9)

_{No offense, but I don't think the surname on the shingle beside DMD would work in a purely business sense.}

292 I don't get why they're protesting this.  Besides being batshit crazy, have they given a reason?

The man who sued WBC is from Perry County, IIRC. 

And WBC are hateful, crazy, sons-of-bitches who need to be put in their place.  If the Perry County or the PA State cops don't offer to provide WBC with protection, they won't come.  

293 298 How stupid are people? Really, we are forced to know how the assup muslims pray but they don't know about orthodox jews? They seriously have no idea about tefillin? On top of that, the origins are in the old testament which christians should have read at least once.

294 Market-ticker guy warns folks to ignore nuclear disaster alarmists. I haven't seen any of this, but it seems something folks should stay mindful of. Short version-we're not all going to die due to the Japanese reactor situation.

295 It's all been done.

296 All right, I hear the criticisms. I do. For example, I know that people think I'm not passionate enough. That I'm too cool. That I'm too detached. But as I was going through my daily routine -- sitting alone in my study -- (laughter) -- meditating, thinking about how to win the future -- (laughter) -- I pondered this critique, and calmly rejected it -- (laughter and applause) -- as thoroughly illogical. (Laughter.) And for all those who think I golf too much, let me be clear. I'm not spending time on the golf course -- I'm investing time on the golf course. (Laughter.)

More fucking hilarity from last night's Gridiron festivities, courtesy The One.

297 The man who sued WBC is from Perry County, IIRC.

Ah....ok.

298 The man who sued WBC is from Perry County, IIRC. 

And WBC are hateful, crazy, sons-of-bitches who need to be put in their place.  If the Perry County or the PA State cops don't offer to provide WBC with protection, they won't come. 

I think the WBC have said that the house fire that killed these children was God's retribution for trying to shut them down.  So, now they're protesting the funerals.  It makes about as much sense as you'd expect.

299 Did you see where the Westboro Lawyers association minivan got 4 flats while protesting?

300 Amazing pic of funeral for Israeli family

By amazing, I mean, clench my teeth and try not to cry

Pics of cargo containers in Japan (that look like legos)

301 Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 04:04 PM (A+3fb)
Well, the Jews aren't the in crowd anymore.

302

In support of my comments above:

The entire interview is really a must-see, but if you can't stomach it, click to 2:30 to hear Wallace's question and her response.

Actually, just watch the whole damned thing. There's simply too much good crazy to miss. And, yes, Obama is the Antichrist.

303

Chris Wallace interviewed that bitch, the attorney, last week. At one point she made it VERY clear that the media is only helping to get their message out,

I say fuck them! Cut them off at the fucking knees. Deprive them of any coverage whatsoever. Make them crazy by denying them the attention they so desperately crave. Let them die the small, irrelevent, sad and lost fucks that they are. And when they do, fail to even mention it in the news.

The MFM never, ever mentions the fact that these freaks are Democrats. Fred Phelps was actually a delegate for Al Gore...and ran for office three times as a Democrat.

They are the religious left.

If we can get this out, the MFM will run away from them faster than Obama does from responsibility.

304 More fucking hilarity from last night's Gridiron festivities, courtesy The One.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 04:08 PM (UOM4

The scary part is that I could actually hear his voice as I read that.

I need another beer.

305 312: geeze that sounds so lame. One wonders if it was just polite laughter and applause. Of course the MarxSpewMedia maybe did think it was great.

306

Pics of cargo containers in Japan (that look like legos)

When I saw that this morning, I actually saved it. Just amazing the power that was unleashed.

307 They are all attorneys. They are just trying to smear religion as well.

308 Tomorrow is Pi Day.

309 And for all those who think I golf too much, let me be clear. I'm not spending time on the golf course -- I'm investing time on the golf course. (Laughter.)

So.  He gets that "investing" is bullshit language that means spending money we don't have.  The press gets that it's bullshit.  The press gets that he gets that it's bullshit.

And.... nothing?  Don't bother calling him out on it MSM, otherwise you won't get invites to these hilarious parties.

310 FOX not long ago had Paul Gunter on as an expert ... but wikipedia shows he is an anti-nuclear activist that has been arrested several times.  Of course he was all gloom and doom ... rods could melt through the floor, and there is tons of old rods stored in the building that could also meltdown ... incredible radioactive junk released ... etc.

They should try to be at least a little responsible instead of trying to outdo CNN in finding the most radical anti-nuke source possible. (even though "disaster" does sell)  I guess the current disasters are not enough.

311

DAYTON — The city’s Civil Service Board and the U.S. Department of Justice (holder/obama) have agreed on a lower passing score for the police recruit exam after it was rejected because not enough blacks passed the exam.

The city lowered both written exams a combined 15 points that resulted in 258 more people passing the exam, according to a statement released Thursday by Civil Service officials. The agreement allows the city to immediately resume its plans to hire police and firefighters.

 

312 316 Did you see where the Westboro Lawyers association minivan got 4 flats while protesting?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 04:09 PM (qIHlG)

_{That's a sure sign that The Partridge Family Bus has worn out it's welcome.}

313 It would be nice if one of the good guys/gals with a high powered rifle could take one for the team and "do the right thing".

I concur with your sentiment, but that would make the WBCers feel like martyrs and they become even more extreme. 

While the WBCers are hateful, they aren't stupid.  They know how to work the legal system, since many of them are lawyers.  I really don't know what can be done if they show up to protest, other than have some people form a human chain and keep the WBCers separate from the mourners and the funeral itself. 

314 Haha, heads exploding at Kos. The "empty suit" in the White House condones torture, fires dissenting employee, blah blah.

315 Here's a pic in need of a caption contest

316

They tie tiny wooden boxes with torah scripts in them to their foreheads and upper arms. I think I first heard about this when I read "the Chosen" as a kid and then noticed it other places as I got older.

317

I wanted to talk about the nuclear disaster in my pants but got cut off before I could.

Fucking fascists.

318 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 04:14 PM (eTaIZ)

Yeah, I know you're right. The "ignore into irrelevancy" shtick is better but, damn.

319 Hoooooly Buuuckeeyeeeesssss!!!!!!

320

Tomorrow is Pi Day.

My son had to make a Pi poster for display tomorrow for his lesbionic harry potter/pokenmon loving algebra 2 trig teacher. It had to have 9 interesting pi facts. He wouldn't use my suggestion about spock saving the day by having the rebellious computer calculate pi. He said that was too dorky. Too dorky on a pi poster? Hmmmm.

321 333 Here's a pic in need of a caption contest


Michael Moore hitch-hiking to Madison

322 "We've been watching hopeful #tsunami sweep across #MiddleEast. Now seeing a tsunami of a different kind sweep across Japan,"

Are you fucking KIDDING? Man, his gaffes are stacking up faster than Jewish corpses in Schindler's List!

323

They tie tiny wooden boxes with torah scripts in them to their foreheads and upper arms. I think I first heard about this when I read "the Chosen" as a kid and then noticed it other places as I got older.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 04:17 PM (A+3fb)

I don't get why it had to be done while in-flight.  Must it be done at a certain time of day?..... and if so, schedule your flight around that. 

324 335  They tie tiny wooden boxes with torah scripts in them to their foreheads and upper arms. I think I first heard about this when I read "the Chosen" as a kid and then noticed it other places as I got older.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 04:17 PM (A+3fb)

AoS is a treasure-trove of information.

325

 Too dorky on a pi poster?

LOLs. Can he tape an iPod on it playing the Pi Song?

We're going to the local science museum, which has special Pi Day Celebration Activities!1!

 

326 Anyone watch this show? 

Does an underprivileged childhood excuse a criminal adulthood? Are our futures predetermined by the circumstances surrounding our birth? Who is fit to stand in judgment of our deeds? These are all questions that David Simon, the creator of the groundbreaking television series "The Wire," raises in a statement released following the arrest on Thursday of Felicia (Snoop) Pearson, one of his show's most memorable stars.

Pearson, 30, who was born to a crack-addicted mother and convicted at age 14 of second-degree murder, rose to international stardom after depicting - with, it must be said, stunning authenticity - an eponymous drug-assassin in seasons three through five of the series. Police in Baltimore rounded her up on Thursday in a large-scale marijuana and heroin bust aimed at dismantling one of the regions major drug gangs.

In his statement, Simon professes that he is saddened by the news, but pivots swiftly to shift blame away from Snoop in particular and onto America's "War on Drugs" in general: The writers of "The Wire" "believe the war on drugs has devolved into a war on the underclass, that in places like West and East Baltimore, where the drug economy is now the only factory still hiring and where the educational system is so crippled that the vast majority of children are trained only for the corners, a legal campaign to imprison our most vulnerable and damaged citizens is little more than amoral."

327

Here's a pic in need of a caption contest

"I shouldn't have had that last serving of Corned Beef and Cabbage...I'm gonna need a bigger chamber pot."

328 Stupid sick it's me -momma

329

AoS is a treasure-trove of information.

Posted by: Steck at March 13, 2011 04:24 PM (RL7U1)

Even in the rankest sewer a golden trinket occasionally passes through. 

330

They tie tiny wooden boxes with torah scripts in them to their foreheads and upper arms

And that made people panic why?

 

No, no I'm not actually expecting a good answer to that.

331 216 - who needs AllJezzJerrkoffs when you have CNN. I saw that Fareed guy who has a show on CNN and he had a panel of Muslims and Khalidi. I swear Khalidi was calmer about Israel on CNN but I have watched him on AllJezzJerrkoffs and he is slime. I remember seeing Obama right after he took office with a copy of the Fareed book about Post America or whatever the fuck his book was and it made me want to puke.

332 sick = sock

Sorry, talking heads are picking Kansas? WTF?!

333

I don't get why it had to be done while in-flight.

Who the fuck cares?  

Should they freak out every time someone crosses themselves?  

We know what we're looking for. It isn't Hasidim.   

334

Fareed Zacharia, or whatever the fuck this turd's name is, sucks ass.

Isn't he a muslim?

I don't know, but he seems to spend an awful lot of time practically giggling into his sleeve about the downfall of America. Why is this anti-American asshat on CNN?

Oh wait, never mind...

335 173 Hey. just leave PJ Crowley ALONE!1!!1!!1! Posted by: We, the undersigned members of the White House shirtless metrosexual beer-pong league at March 13, 2011 02:08 PM (le5qc) Shirtless and metrosexual do not go hand-in-hand. Well, maybe.

336 326 Tomorrow is Pi Day.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 04:13 PM (XdlcF)

Mathist... I'm so tired of discrimination....

337

What's the big deal with the Jews and the telfillen?

Shit, I was on a plane one time when a bunch of Jews opened the Ark of Covenent. You try keeping your cool when there's a bunch of spirits flying around the cabin and peoples' faces are melting.

338 News flash for David Simon: The bitch has had numerous second chances. Let her get a fucking job like the rest of us.

339

Sqare Root of -i

Good thing you're good at math...

340 NEW FLASH!  State Depart guy resigns.  Oh, wait that was posted at 12:02, it's only been FIVE hours, we can get a new thread this evening.  Everyone must be out drinking.

341 Thanks for bringing back all those horrid memories, sickinmass. And you thought the chicken had it bad.

342

Sqare Root of -i

Good thing you're good at math...

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 04:36 PM (XdlcF)

Next thing you know, those praying Jews will be in the right half plane.

343

Create a tasty version of Liquid Nitrogen Pi(e), and then dig in!

Okay, this part of tomorrow's activities is scaring me.

344 Yeah, they are supposed to do it in the morning except on the sabbath. These are little little handcarved boxes with leather straps. You could pack enough explosives in them to maybe light a match. These are jews not muslims. Non-israeli jews aren't going to say "boo".

345 EAT > PI

346

Who the fuck cares?  

Should they freak out every time someone crosses themselves?  

We know what we're looking for. It isn't Hasidim.   

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 04:30 PM (bsEHS)

So, if 2 or 3 guys were doing this next to you on an airplane you wouldn't at least go 'hmmmmm'......(see the pic)

http://tinyurl.com/4fycd3s

347 Kratos/ don't look.

Thanks for the warning, SiM. 

The world is going nucking futs.

Update: Suspect in Va. police attack reportedly armed with rifle, shooting at officers from mountains http://bit.ly/fm6zAI

348 Last night I seen a leftie from The Economist spouting scary lies about the nu-cleer problems in Japan. Where do they find these people? A home schooled junior high student knows more about nuclear physics than the assholes that cable is dredging up.

349 More fucking hilarity from Barky at last night's Gridiron party:

Come on, I love the press. I even sat for an interview with Bill OÂ’Reilly right before the Super Bowl. That was a change of pace. (Laughter.) I don't often get a chance to be in a room with an ego that's bigger than mine. (Laughter.)

And while I know I have my share of critics out there, I don't focus on the negative stuff. I just don't pay much attention to it. Most days I barely skim through the comment section of Huffington Post -- Daily Kos -- Fire Dog Lake -- The Daily Dish -- boingboing.net. (Laughter.)

350

So, if 2 or 3 guys were doing this next to you on an airplane you wouldn't at least go 'hmmmmm'......(see the pic)

 

No, I'd go , "Shalom.".

Also, I'd have moved if it wasn't Sunday. 

 The Hasidim tend to get ripe in closed spaces.  The further from the sabbath the worse it gets.

351

JIB TV reporting that trains in Tokyo will not be running much tomorrow to save electricity. Asking people to stay home instead of taking trains to school or work.

Car factories won't be running for the same reason.

 

352

367 The parchments are often called phylacteraries too. They probably had payot too--the side curls and the hebrew shawl, the tallit--so the tallin wouldn't have set me off.

See what happens when you go to college in NC with every jew in New Jersey?

353 360

Sqare Root of -i

Good thing you're good at math...

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 04:36 PM (XdlcF)

Ahhh... come on.... Darlin... the only thing missing is U!

354
Most days I barely skim through the comment section of Huffington Post -- Daily Kos

I don't know about HuffPo, but he's in for a shock if they think they're blowing him at Daily Kos.

355 Well, I'm off to freshen D'oh Boy's room.  He's scheduled to leave for Tokyo in a few hours.  *fingers crossed*

356 Don't watch JIB if you can't handle survivor stories.

357 Update: Suspect in Va. police attack reportedly armed with rifle, shooting at officers from mountains http://bit.ly/fm6zAI

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 04:42 PM (eTaIZ)

This sounds REALLY familiar

358

He's scheduled to leave for Tokyo in a few hours.

Oh, he better make it out!

359 1906 SF quake captured in color by Frederick Ives (in, of the times 3-D technology)

360 Not to many people live out that way.

361 He's scheduled to leave for Tokyo in a few hours.  *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 04:48 PM (UOM4

Yeah!  Praying he has a safe flight

362

Ahhh... come on.... Darlin... the only thing missing is U!

Oy.

 

Later, y'all.

363 6 minutes till bracket time baby!

364 Is there a game on?

365 David Simon needs to just produce stories that are entertaining and STFU about making policy and leave that to the adults.  Having watched and enjoyed The Wire, Snoop was a character that I wanted to die a painful death.  It's no surprise that somebody who played a worthless West Baltimore lowlife so well was due to insider knowledge.

366 Well, I'm off to freshen D'oh Boy's room.  He's scheduled to leave for Tokyo in a few hours.  *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 04:48 PM (UOM4

Crossed and praying.

367 Via Drudge:  before/after pictures of Japan.  Unbelievable.

http://tinyurl.com/49arhx9

368

Has anyone here heard of nuclear diarrhea? Cuz I'm pretty sure I've got it.

And even worse, the containment dome I built over the toilet has been compromised.

369 David Simon needs to just produce stories that are entertaining and STFU about making policy and leave that to the adults.  Having watched and enjoyed The Wire, Snoop was a character that I wanted to die a painful death.  It's no surprise that somebody who played a worthless West Baltimore lowlife so well was due to insider knowledge.

Holy shit was his voice annoying.

370

 The Hasidim tend to get ripe in closed spaces.  The further from the sabbath the worse it gets.

Posted by: garrett of the joooos at March 13, 2011 04:45 PM (bsEHS)

*snort*

Ok, guess I'm the only person that's never seen it or heard of it.

371 What was it that NYC jihadi said after he was caught by the FBI planning a suicide bomb attack in the subway?  Oh yeah, "We love death more than you love life!"

Always remember that.

372 Update: Suspect in Va. police attack reportedly armed with rifle, shooting at officers from mountains http://bit.ly/fm6zAI

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 04:42 PM (eTaIZ)

It's about time for some good old home grown right wing terrorism to keep DHS on their toes and to let us ignore the debt, Japan, Libya, and Israel.

373 Grundy Va is west of Blacksburg. I didn't know there was anything west of blacksburg.

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