February 10, 2011

Report: US In Showdown With Pakistan Over Arrested Embassy Worker
— DrewM

Wow, this has been a bit under the radar but if it's true, it could be a very big deal.

Pakistani officials say President Obama's national security advisor summoned Pakistan's ambassador to the White House Monday evening to deliver a threat from the president: Release Raymond Davis, an American being held in Lahore for killing two Pakistanis, or face the consequences.

National Security Advisor Tom Donilon told Ambassador Husain Haqqani, according to two Pakistani officials involved in negotiations about Davis, that the U.S. will kick Haqqani out of the U.S., close U.S. consulates in Pakistan, and cancel an upcoming visit by Pakistan's president to Washington, if Davis, a U.S. embassy employee, is not released from custody by Friday.

The outlines of the threat were confirmed to ABC News by a senior U.S. official, who was not authorized to speak on the record. A White House spokesperson, Tommy Vietor, declined comment.

Calling Pakistan an "ally" is stretching the term to near the breaking point but clearly it's one of the most important relationships the US has. This would be a step or two short of cutting off official diplomatic relations.

Davis is in Pakistan on a US diplomatic passport and has been held for two weeks following the shooting.

I never would have thought the Obama administration had the stones for this kind of threat. It's not the kind of thing you can bluff at, either this guy is turned over tomorrow or the crap has to hit the fan. Given how deftly the Obama administration has handled the Egyptian crisis, I'm sure everything will be fine.

Added: Interesting discussion about whether or not Davis officially has diplomatic immunity. There's some disagreement about his paperwork and whether he was officially recognized as a diplomat.

It makes you wonder exactly who this guy is. Why would the administration be willing to go to the mattresses for this guy and risk blowing up the relationship with Pakistan?

Posted by: DrewM at 02:37 PM | Comments (372)
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1 I never would have thought the Obama administration had the stones for this kind of threat.
They may occasionally talk tough but you can always depend on a jelly fish not having a spine.

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 10, 2011 02:40 PM (0q2P7)

2 You know what to do.

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at February 10, 2011 02:40 PM (SwkdU)

3
Pssss!  Don't take this as a threat because we're only saying this to appease the rubes in America.  Release him when the time is right.

Posted by: Hillary Cliton, Secretary of State at February 10, 2011 02:42 PM (ZHsNw)

4 Cut off aid to Pakistan AND Israel!!! 

Posted by: Paulbot at February 10, 2011 02:42 PM (pW2o8)

5 I never would have thought the Obama administration had the stones for this kind of threat.

Hillary loaned him hers during that all-hand meeting on Tuesday.
She'll be wanting them back, though.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 10, 2011 02:43 PM (Zi+FQ)

6 Obama will fold - the Pakistanis won't suffer any consequences for holding Raymond Davis.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 02:43 PM (hzt0R)

7 Pakistani officials say President Obama's national security advisor summoned Pakistan's ambassador to the White House Monday evening to deliver a threat from the president:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: The ISI at February 10, 2011 02:43 PM (/izg2)

8
......always depend on a jelly fish not having a spine.

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 10, 2011 06:40 PM (0q2P7)

Yea right, as I impale your ass with my barbed cock!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 02:44 PM (ZHsNw)

9 If "face the consequences" means Obama will roll over and play dead, then ABC's source appears to be credible.

Posted by: joh at February 10, 2011 02:44 PM (JEvSn)

10 Unleash the Sternly-Worded-Letter-Writing Commandos!

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 02:44 PM (qdtoY)

11 Can we give India the keys to the steamroller?

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 10, 2011 02:44 PM (Zi+FQ)

12

"Madam Secretary, you did do the Kings-X behind the back trick didn't you?"

-President O'Bongo

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 02:45 PM (ZHsNw)

13 11 Can we give India the keys to the steamroller?

And the slurpee stand! 

Posted by: Joe Bigeffindeal Biden at February 10, 2011 02:46 PM (pW2o8)

14 Oh, I don't think the Obama administration did anything special here.  I have a feeling this is a traditional diplomatic reaction.

Interesting note, I binged "Raymond Davis" and the first link was Big Hollywood.

Way to go, Breitbart.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 10, 2011 02:46 PM (T0NGe)

15

Given how deftly the Obama administration has handled the Egyptian crisis, I'm sure everything will be fine.

I have a sudden urge to go get gas in the car. And in a bunch of containers. And perhaps a storage tank or two.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 10, 2011 02:47 PM (XdlcF)

16

We need Joe Biden, now more than ever.

Posted by: Cicero at February 10, 2011 02:47 PM (QKKT0)

17
I told the Paki Ambassador that if he's not released by Friday, we're gonna do the Rachel Corrie pancake trick on his dog.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodman Clinton at February 10, 2011 02:47 PM (ZHsNw)

18

Once again, Obama's admin will mishandle this whole thing...

They are dictating to an already reluctant semi ally... about an internal Police matter.

Guy DID shoot a couple of Pakistanis... did have an illegal weapon... and does NOT have diplomatic immunity.

Just as in Egypt, this will come across as arrogance...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2011 02:47 PM (AdK6a)

19 The Pokeestonees will counter with:

Mr. President, you want those vids we have of you and your boyfriend up on the internet?  Alrighty then.  STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 02:48 PM (UOM48)

20 We need Joe Biden, now more than ever.

What? As a hostage trade?
Take him please.

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 10, 2011 02:48 PM (0q2P7)

21
Jon Carry and Joe Biden reporting for duty sir!

Posted by: Jon Carry, D-Masshole at February 10, 2011 02:49 PM (ZHsNw)

22 Just as in Egypt, this will come across as arrogance...

From Obama? That's hard to believe.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 02:49 PM (qdtoY)

23 If you need me you have my number.

Posted by: The Clapper at February 10, 2011 02:49 PM (yI+pu)

24 Pakistan said OK but please stop calling us Pockistaan

Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz at February 10, 2011 02:50 PM (eD0XF)

25 Damn.  Fox going after Clapper again.  Poor fuck.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 02:50 PM (UOM48)

26
"We have the most competent administration ever."

-Joe Biden, Class Clown

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 02:50 PM (ZHsNw)

27 Maybe this is preparation for the invasion of Pockeestan that Odumbass talked about.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 10, 2011 02:51 PM (RJ+Yj)

28 Lol.  Pundit on Fox:  "I thought Clapper made the Muslim Brotherhood sound like the March of Dimes."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 02:51 PM (UOM48)

29 Hey. "Hope and invade Pockyston" was his campaign slogan, and he's a man of his word.

Slamming that country as much as he has, singling them out for wrath, has never made sense to me as a foreign-policy thing. But back in the day, Obama's Paki coke buddy called him an "Uncle Tom" one time, and that's exactly the kind of petty shit I think motivates him.

Oh. And Obama's just-some-girl-from-Kansas mother also worked for the Asian Development Bank (a UN/World Bank thingy) in Pakistan when he was little—as random Kansas girls tend to do. Since that's such a normal item any random teen-mom hick from nowhere might have on her resume, it can't possibly be a clue to anything about Obama. Or about anything.

Posted by: oblig. at February 10, 2011 02:51 PM (xvZW9)

30
Did someone ask for the clap?

Posted by: Jenna Jameson, Flick Floozie at February 10, 2011 02:51 PM (ZHsNw)

31
Clapper's statement as been clarified, as in butter!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 02:52 PM (ZHsNw)

32 That embassy worker better hope for all he's worth that his release isn't dependent on competence from this administration.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 10, 2011 02:54 PM (r1h5M)

33
Let the violence and goat humping begin!

Posted by: Mohammad Biden at February 10, 2011 02:54 PM (ZHsNw)

34 pakistan will release him unless radical elements there are in charge and ready for a complete break with the USA and I don't think that is the case just yet

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 02:55 PM (0GFWk)

35 Smurf Diplomacy.

Posted by: mpfs at February 10, 2011 02:55 PM (iYbLN)

36 Clapper idiot fool needs to be fired.

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (CyPWX)

37 Guy DID shoot a couple of Pakistanis... did have an illegal weapon... and does NOT have diplomatic immunity.

The State Department is claiming diplomatic immunity, so I don't know where you're getting your information.Also, there's every indication that the two Pakistanis that were shot were bad guys -- where Davis ought to be in trouble is that when he was driven off, the embassy car ran over (and killed) a bystander.

That the Pakistani government is after him for self-defense instead just shows how screwed up they are.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (bjRNS)

38
"Conservatives need to shut up and let the administration handle this affair with its normal competency."

-Michelle Obama, Fashion Maven

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (ZHsNw)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (hzt0R)

40
Let me be clear......ummm, what?

Posted by: Preznit Sand Trap at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (UOM48)

41 You Pakis shouldn't be so upset this soon after winning the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at February 10, 2011 02:57 PM (AXHCj)

42 Wonderful: Living on US dole, Pakistan builds fourth plutonium reactor Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 06:57 PM (hzt0R) yes i read that this AM. anyone with half a brain ( well of course not those in power ) know that one day, and sooner than we think, one of those bombs is gonna be used on us or one of our allies ( although we are running out of those fast ).

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 02:59 PM (0GFWk)

43
"It's always the Joo's that create these problems."

-Reverend Jesse Sharpton

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 03:00 PM (ZHsNw)

44
Excuse me while I click off the fag.......Miss Shepard Smith.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 10, 2011 03:00 PM (ZHsNw)

45 39 It's a Pickle King thing

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:02 PM (CyPWX)

46 Stones? No stones. They are dumb as a rock. What happens if they call the bluff? In this instance we actually need Pakistan more than they need us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 10, 2011 03:02 PM (loM0R)

47 Hmmm....chaos in Tunisia and Egypt.... and now, Prez for Life Hussein is stirring up things in Pockeystahn, the plan for the Global Caliphate is right now schedule.

Posted by: Mohammad the Pedophile at February 10, 2011 03:02 PM (OKZrE)

48 sure talk tough, but behind the scenes it's the usual.  money is no object, just let us know where to dump the mountain of cash at. you know us americans, we burn cash to heat our embassies, because it's the green thing to do. bribe first, negotiate afterwards.

Posted by: befuddled at February 10, 2011 03:02 PM (xJU23)

49 That the Pakistani government is after him for self-defense instead just shows how screwed up they are.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 10, 2011 06:57 PM (bjRNS)


The same thing would probably happen here.  Awesome./

Posted by: NC Ref at February 10, 2011 03:03 PM (/izg2)

50 The State Department is claiming diplomatic immunity, so I don't know where you're getting your information

The original BBC story (right after the arrest), which is the second article linked to in this post, indicates the gun was illegal and that the guy did not have diplomatic immunity.  At the time, that appeared to not be in dispute by the US. 

Posted by: Joe Bigeffindeal Biden at February 10, 2011 03:04 PM (pW2o8)

51 Go to hell, Joe Bigeffindeal Biden

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 03:04 PM (pW2o8)

52 "Why would the administration be willing to go to the mattresses for this guy and risk blowing up the relationship with Pakistan."

Because it's there? That's pretty smart diplomacy, idn'it?

Posted by: Barack O'Biden at February 10, 2011 03:04 PM (swuwV)

53 Don't make me press RECHARGE, you bloody wogs!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 10, 2011 03:05 PM (QKKT0)

54

"It makes you wonder exactly who this guy is. Why would the administration be willing to go to the mattresses for this guy and risk blowing up the relationship with Pakistan."

 

 

Oh for the love of God.  You can't be that stupid.  Pakistan is an ally.   Name one ally of the USA that Obama has not been willing to destroy that relationship with.   The only time Obama cares about not hurting a relationship is when he is talking about an enemy.  For them he will do anything. 

Posted by: unseen at February 10, 2011 03:06 PM (aVGmX)

55

Win-Win

He gets back his diplomat back or he gets the supply lines to the Afghan war cut giving him a reason to cut out with a good cover reason.

Posted by: Allen at February 10, 2011 03:06 PM (NqhL+)

56 We need some State Department guys who can speak Pakistanian.

Posted by: King Barry I "Piehole" at February 10, 2011 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

57 Is this Raymond Davis a friend, supporter or donor of Obama, Holder, Cair, NAACP,  Libya, Nation of Islam, or the New Black Panthers?  Does anyone seriously think Obama would go this far for an ordinary Joe?  This guy has connections somewhere.

Posted by: BarbaraS at February 10, 2011 03:07 PM (YwBkP)

58 O/T:  one of my friends sent me this link in an email.  Is it real or fake?

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 03:10 PM (p302b)

59 I'd like to give Obama the benefit of the doubt here. We have a certain class of professionals who often work out of embassies and consulates, but who aren't actually diplomats and don't technically have diplomatic immunity. It's important that America not let this group twist in the wind when the shit hits the fan like this.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at February 10, 2011 03:10 PM (BXqkH)

60 Yep, it makes me wonder, he is no ordinary Joe.

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:11 PM (CyPWX)

61 That dude is boned.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 10, 2011 03:12 PM (eCAn3)

62 It's 3 fucking am. Someone answer that damn phone!

Posted by: Barky Hussein at February 10, 2011 03:12 PM (h0RtZ)

63 O/T: one of my friends sent me this link in an email. Is it real or fake? Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 07:10 PM (p302b) Could be. The vote to extend had to be passed by a 2/3rds majority because of some rule and it failed. Poor management by the Republican leadership. They are going to bring it up again on just majority vote basis.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 03:13 PM (0GFWk)

64

Once again, Obama's admin will mishandle this whole thing...

They are dictating to an already reluctant semi ally... about an internal Police matter.

Guy DID shoot a couple of Pakistanis... did have an illegal weapon... and does NOT have diplomatic immunity.

Just as in Egypt, this will come across as arrogance...

 

Dear Leader is in the oval office cackling, slowly stirring the pot. 

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 03:14 PM (bZw37)

65

"Why would the administration be willing to go to the mattresses for this guy and risk blowing up the relationship with Pakistan?"

I already said that I wanted to invade those motherfuckers.  Don't you peasants listen to anything I say?

Sheeeeeeeeeit, My trip there in the 80s was just some early reconnaissance.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at February 10, 2011 03:14 PM (xy9wk)

66 Actually, it comes down to the Paki's standing up to THEIR jihadi's.

Davis got bagged because he did a 'no-no'...infidels don't stand up to muzzies extracting 'payment', let alone kill them.

Rules to game in that part of the world: muzzies can beat, rape, rob and murder non-muzzies with impunity. Non-muzzies DO NOT RESIST. PERIOD. Being left alive is considered a bonus...and what passes for generosity in that part of the world.

Davis didn't play the game properly, hence his ass is in jail.

BTW-the US military plays with a different rulebook. AH-64's and JDAMs trump muzzie sensibilities, that and massed small arms fire.

Muzzies understand that level of conversation very well.

As to what Øbaka will do?

Time, unfortunately, will tell.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 10, 2011 03:14 PM (beW+t)

67 Something tells me Raymond Davis isn't a janitor or coffee boy. And perhaps he's not even an official employee of the State Department.

Posted by: Benson at February 10, 2011 03:15 PM (qzcNU)

68 Davis alive, or Zardari dead. 

Posted by: Theodore Roosevelt at February 10, 2011 03:16 PM (P18+/)

69 OTOH, Obama could be using this "show of strength" to topple Pakistan off the fence onto the other side.  His over the top answer to this situation is a new one. Did he decide to show the world (and any fence sitters) that he is someone to be reckoned with?

Posted by: BarbaraS at February 10, 2011 03:16 PM (YwBkP)

70

Guy DID shoot a couple of Pakistanis... did have an illegal weapon... and does NOT have diplomatic immunity.

If the day ever comes when Americans can no longer go overseas and shoot the locals, then the terrorists will have already won.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at February 10, 2011 03:16 PM (QKKT0)

71 Wot's that bleedin' Obama on about? Oi'm bloody safe at 'ome, oi am!

Posted by: Ray Davies at February 10, 2011 03:16 PM (xy9wk)

72 John Batchelor has been covering this.  It is further complicated by the fact that the 18 year old widow of one of the Pakistani men, committed suicide by poisoning herself, apparently according to a guest on batchelor, over a two day period.  It's all of Batchelor's podcasts usually a discussion with Jeff bliss

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 03:16 PM (p302b)

73 I told you morons Trump is the man to beat. Swish it around for a few days and you will agree. Trump is the man for 2012

Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 03:17 PM (le5qc)

74 Isn't he the guy who wrote 'Lola'?

Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 03:18 PM (le5qc)

75 The State Department is claiming diplomatic immunity, so I don't know where you're getting your information.Also, there's every indication that the two Pakistanis that were shot were bad guys -- where Davis ought to be in trouble is that when he was driven off, the embassy car ran over (and killed) a bystander.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 10, 2011 06:57 PM (bjRNS)

 

BBC, and other reports which were out when this first happened.

Just because you have a diplomatic passport, it does not mean you are on the list for diplomatic immunity.  The vast majority of people who work at an embassy to NOT have Diplo Immunity.

 

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2011 03:18 PM (AdK6a)

76 I told you morons Trump is the man to beat. Swish it around for a few days and you will agree. Trump is the man for 2012 Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 07:17 PM (le5qc) Yeah if I want to declare bankruptsies or a new wife

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 03:18 PM (0GFWk)

77 Is Jessy Jackson available ? Somebody get him on the phone and get a ticket.

Posted by: Some Clown at the West Wing at February 10, 2011 03:18 PM (3OCZw)

78

 

Davis is really Scot Horvath.

Posted by: NCC at February 10, 2011 03:18 PM (GkYyh)

79 Obama, Making America look like your basic kool-aid drinking-booger pickin'-basement living-dumb fucked-liberal one 'decision' at a timeTMObama wrongfooted by Mubarak as White House tries to keep up

By refusing to leave office the Egyptian president has exposed America's inability to decisively influence events

Posted by: momma at February 10, 2011 03:19 PM (penCf)

80 I told you morons Trump is the man to beat. Swish it around for a few days and you will agree. Trump is the man for 2012
Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 07:17 PM (le5qc)

Hey pal, this blog is my turf.  Find your own site to spam.

Posted by: Dan The Mittens Man at February 10, 2011 03:19 PM (QKKT0)

81 Bad form Chaps, if you were still our friend, I could go get him for you...

Posted by: James Bond at February 10, 2011 03:20 PM (AdK6a)

82 O/T:  Sharpton and the rest of the race huckster industry will be in Jackson in three.... two...

A fight is brewing in Mississippi over a proposal to issue specialty license plates honoring Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who was an early leader of the Ku Klux Klan.

http://tinyurl.com/4zl87zc

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 10, 2011 03:20 PM (c1oyg)

83 I know longer think of Pandora's box as a myth.  When Dear Leader said the last words of the oath of the presidency, it opened.

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 03:20 PM (bZw37)

84 know = no *shit*

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 03:21 PM (bZw37)

85

@74: "Isn't he the guy who wrote 'Lola'?"

Indeed oi am!

Posted by: Ray Davies beating you to the punch at 71. at February 10, 2011 03:21 PM (xy9wk)

86 the guy in custody is probably running the war against aq in the tribal areas or is high up in cia nsa etc.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 10, 2011 03:21 PM (vXwmy)

87

I know longer think of Pandora's box as a myth.

Sacred honor compels me to admit my own intimate personal knowledge of Pandora's box.

Posted by: Will Folkes at February 10, 2011 03:22 PM (QKKT0)

88 Even the Brits have found their balls....well, at least on this one issue!

Posted by: momma at February 10, 2011 03:23 PM (penCf)

89 Report: US In Showdown With Pakistan Over Arrested Embassy Worker TRANSLATION: Yet another Third World Dictator about to tell Obama to eff off.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 10, 2011 03:24 PM (tJjm/)

90 That box is open, no doubt!

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:25 PM (CyPWX)

91

Sacred honor compels me to admit my own intimate personal knowledge of Pandora's box.

Posted by: Will Folkes at February 10, 2011 07:22 PM (QKKT0)

 

I knew you were out there.  I was just waiting.

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 03:26 PM (bZw37)

92 So what? Who needs Pockiston? it's not like they have nukes or anything.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 10, 2011 03:27 PM (DLxD/)

93 Zero will blow this too.

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:28 PM (CyPWX)

94 In Greek mythology, Pandora's box was the source of all the world's STD's.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 10, 2011 03:29 PM (tJjm/)

95 Howzat smart diplomacy workin' for y'all?

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 03:30 PM (qdtoY)

96 94 In Greek mythology, Pandora's box was the source of all the world's STD's.

But it also contained hope! 

/Which I used to kill Zeus, in the "real" version of Greek Mythology as told by the God of War series.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 03:32 PM (hzt0R)

97 57 Is this Raymond Davis a friend, supporter or donor of Obama, Holder, Cair, NAACP,  Libya, Nation of Islam, or the New Black Panthers?  Does anyone seriously think Obama would go this far for an ordinary Joe?  This guy has connections somewhere.

Posted by: BarbaraS at February 10, 2011 07:07 PM (YwBkP)




My first thought was that if he's white, he's boned.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 10, 2011 03:32 PM (T2/zQ)

98 Who cares what his official capacity is? He's an American citizen under arrest for defended himself when dirtbag Pakistanis attempted to kill him. He should be home on the next plane home or we start sending missiles. Fuck diplomacy with these jackals.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at February 10, 2011 03:32 PM (6ftzF)

99 Stay warm.

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:32 PM (CyPWX)

100 Now it all makes sense. Raymond Davis was in charge of Egyptian intelligence. No one would suspect him while living in Pakistan.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:34 PM (hfteN)

101 Q: Where was Barry Soetoro's mother born?

A: In LaWhora.

Posted by: The Riddler at February 10, 2011 03:34 PM (9AlLz)

102 How much Pakistani Hashish can we get for him ?

Posted by: Bubba (I did not inhale) Clinton at February 10, 2011 03:34 PM (3OCZw)

103 By the way, while i'm enjoying the snowy and cold weather here in the Rockies: looks like we can expect more of it next winter. Drudge is reporting a Bardarbunga volcano even bigger than the Ejkamumble last year, in Iceland.

I hope no one was planning on visiting the Royal Weddings...

Posted by: Zimriel at February 10, 2011 03:35 PM (dhyPf)

104

My first thought was that if he's white, he's boned.

Mine too. And he is. Very.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:35 PM (hfteN)

105 Float like a butterfly, sting like a pedophile.

Posted by: Mohammed at February 10, 2011 03:35 PM (6pdeq)

106 It makes you wonder exactly who this guy is. Why would the administration be willing to go to the mattresses for this guy and risk blowing up the relationship with Pakistan?

Because he's Jugears McFuckstick's boy.  That makes him a citizen of Earth and part of the Earth's Royal Family.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 03:36 PM (CdX98)

107

dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 07:35 PM (hfteN)

And what's going on with that? Is it an inside joke or something?

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 03:39 PM (FN7J0)

108 You want to send a message - put LtGen O'Reilly on a plane to India to discuss a regional missile shield.

Posted by: Jean at February 10, 2011 03:41 PM (CPefM)

109 The guy is probably CIA.

Posted by: TC at February 10, 2011 03:42 PM (BAtLQ)

110 I would do this for any US employee, as long as they are union.

Posted by: Barky Hussein at February 10, 2011 03:42 PM (h0RtZ)

111 He is only CIA in orientation.

Posted by: James Clapper at February 10, 2011 03:43 PM (nj1bB)

112 There's some revolting quotes on FDL about this whole affair. Of course considering the source I can't believe anything. The ultralibtards are convinced he's cia and obamas help is making obama more of a DINO. Apparently, they're all freaked out because Issa is working for his release too.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:45 PM (hfteN)

113

Erik: long story short. They were mistaken for spam but ace won't get around to fixing the problem.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:46 PM (hfteN)

114

And what's going on with that? Is it an inside joke or something?

 

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 07:39 PM (FN7J0) 

BANNED!  

 

A little mouthie, but Hey, What about freedom of speech?

 

(As long a don't hurt someone)

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 03:47 PM (CyPWX)

115 Posted this comment in the last Clapper thread: a good friend of mine who works in intel doing very cloak-and-dagger stuff and making very good money for it is resigning in a couple of months.  He's had enough of this administration.

I suspect that my friend doesn't want to end up left ass-out by those who want to see this country destroyed.


Posted by: baldilocks at February 10, 2011 03:48 PM (T2/zQ)

116

Erik: long story short. They were mistaken for spam but ace won't get around to fixing the problem.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 07:46 PM (hfteN)

Okay. Why?

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 03:48 PM (FN7J0)

117 he really hates pakistan... not that there's anything wrong with that.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 10, 2011 03:49 PM (eOXTH)

118 Unleash the Sternly-Worded-Letter-Writing Commandos!

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 06:44 PM (qdtoY)

ROFLMAO.  An instant classic.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 10, 2011 03:50 PM (N49h9)

119 Any relation to Frank Davis, ya think?

Posted by: Montjoie at February 10, 2011 03:51 PM (Zaybv)

120 He is only CIA in orientation.

Posted by: James Clapper at February 10, 2011 07:43 PM (nj1bB)

"Uh ... let me rephrase that; the CIA is a muslim organization.  NASA told me.  Thank you very much." -- James Clapperhead

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 10, 2011 03:52 PM (N49h9)

121 @ the WSJ: Oil firms hit by hackers from China, Report says
WSJ

Posted by: sig at February 10, 2011 03:52 PM (T5Fwu)

122

Okay. Why?

why they looked spammy or why he won't unban them?

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:52 PM (hfteN)

123 Okay. Why?

Tricksy hobbitses! So many questionsssss.

Posted by: Gollum at February 10, 2011 03:54 PM (SwkdU)

124

O/T The hecklers that heckled Cheney called him a draft dodger and asked him where Bin Laden was.

Ask Obama, you idiots. I don't see Obama finding Bin Laden either. But the MFM doesn't cover that either, do they?

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:55 PM (hfteN)

125 Something about them looked like spam. The spam ban software targeted them. They emailed ace. No response. They sent pleas through the yahoo group. They used ip proxies. They pleaded from work. Ace knows about it but I guess has to do something with pixy that he is either unwilling or unable to do. Or the gerbil died. We don't know. It's a terrible fate and there is no writ of habeas corpus. Unconstitutional at best.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 03:59 PM (hfteN)

126 I suspect that my friend doesn't want to end up left ass-out by those who want to see this country destroyed.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 10, 2011 07:48 PM (T2/zQ)


And, after watching how Davis is being thrown to the wolves (even with diplomatic credentials) and isn't being stood up for by us at all (I don't buy this 'threat' as anything) I have a feeling that many others are going to follow your friend.  This is just ugly.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 10, 2011 03:59 PM (N49h9)

127 @125  Whatever he's paying for IT support is far too much.

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 04:00 PM (pW2o8)

128 Can we give India the keys to the steamroller?

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 10, 2011 06:44 PM (Zi+FQ)


No! I'll take them!

Posted by: K-K-K-K-Ken at February 10, 2011 04:00 PM (BaPst)

129 It just occurred to me that the name Davis is familiar and I don't remember why, but I remember reading about some guy with three names and I'm drawing a blank but from the president's past I think.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:00 PM (p302b)

130

Okay. Why?

why they looked spammy or why he won't unban them?

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 07:52 PM (hfteN)

Are they a bad deal?

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 04:01 PM (FN7J0)

131 Just saw this at American Thinker -- MB adviser calls for Egypt to build nuclear weapons
 
This will not end well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2011 04:02 PM (h0RtZ)

132 O'Reilly's on.  He'll get down to the bottom of this.  I'm sure.  I said, I'm sure.

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 04:02 PM (bZw37)

133 Okay. Why?

Ace is shaking us down.

No, seriously, this old place is kind of rattletrap and that's partof it's charm. As long as the PTB know there's a problem, I really can't expect lightning speed from Ace when there's double-posting and accidental lesbian porn to link, you know?

(The original problem was a glitched thread. Anyone who posted to it got plonked as spammers and their IPs blocked.)

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 04:03 PM (qdtoY)

134 O'Really is officially a tool of the left.

Posted by: Barbarian at February 10, 2011 04:03 PM (EL+OC)

135 @129

Frank Marshall Davis?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 10, 2011 04:04 PM (/izg2)

136

(The original problem was a glitched thread. Anyone who posted to it got plonked as spammers and their IPs blocked.)

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 08:03 PM (qdtoY)

Do you make alot of money spamming?

Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 10, 2011 04:05 PM (hVDig)

137 I remember reading about some guy with three names and I'm drawing a blank but from the president's past I think.

Frank Marshall Davis. Communist, radical, pedophile, and Obama's reported childhood mentor. Some even think perhaps his real father.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 04:05 PM (qdtoY)

138 The original problem was a glitched thread. Anyone who posted to it got plonked as spammers and their IPs blocked.

It's a TRAP!

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 10, 2011 04:06 PM (0q2P7)

139 O'Reilly and Rove, there's a pair.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at February 10, 2011 04:06 PM (yI+pu)

140 Donald Trump woulda had Davis home already. Just sayin'.

Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 04:07 PM (le5qc)

141 138 The original problem was a glitched thread. Anyone who posted to it got plonked as spammers and their IPs blocked.

Then the Captain and Data came back to the ship and realized that everyone had reverted to an earlier evolutionary form of themselves. Before the Captain could turn into a pigmy marmaset, Data was able to construct a cure from Spot's kittens.

Posted by: dagny: Free Logprof damnit! at February 10, 2011 04:08 PM (hfteN)

142

O'Reilly and Rove, there's a pair.

 

That's what I was just thinking.  The conversation is sparkling with intelligence.

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 04:09 PM (bZw37)

143 Do you make alot of money spamming?

Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 10, 2011 08:05 PM (hVDig)

Can't eat lace wigs.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 04:09 PM (qdtoY)

144 What little I know about Davis, he is former (or current) Special Forces.  He was a contractor training Paki troops.  There is a SOF board out there on the interwebs that was shutting down all mention of the story due to his status.

Posted by: elliot at February 10, 2011 04:09 PM (l4lvv)

145 When I first heard this story my first reaction was that Davis was possibly an intelligence or military asset / advisor type under State Dept. / Emabssy cover-- standard Security Advisor thing. To date, no news report I've seen has clarified what his position was, so. . it makes sense to me. And the fact the goons are dead instead of. . not dead.

Posted by: David at February 10, 2011 04:09 PM (Woukr)

146 122 @ the WSJ: Oil firms hit by hackers from China, Report says
WSJ

WWIII isn't gonna look like the last one.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 04:10 PM (CjpKH)

147 Thanks for clearing up the whole banned thing.  I was afraid to ask for fear of looking like a douchebag asking the same stupid question that was just asked 5 minutes ago.

Thanks ErikW....8^)

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:10 PM (CdX98)

148 Just finished dinner, so I'm armed and dangerous.

Who the FUCK decided that if Mubarak steps down, torture will end in Egypt?  The Arabs loves themselves some torture, it's how they keep the peeps in their places.

Yeah, if the Muslim Brotherhood take over, women will have rights, so will gays, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:11 PM (UOM48)

149

Frank M Davis.  Obamas real father.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 10, 2011 04:11 PM (yQWNf)

150 Donald Trump woulda had Davis home already. Just sayin'.

Posted by: The Savage States of America at February 10, 2011 08:07 PM (le5qc)

He'd smuggle him out in his comb-over.

I'd vote for squirrel shit over Trump. Maybe even Huckabee.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 04:11 PM (qdtoY)

151 O/T:  We were right!  Thai trannies are the best.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 10, 2011 04:12 PM (6pdeq)

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:13 PM (p302b)

153 We'll release him....but first you will blow us!

Posted by: Paks Excited At The Prospect at February 10, 2011 04:13 PM (1ZYHh)

154 So I've looked up Raymond Davis and it seems pretty obvious he's some kind of CIA dude, which brings up the HUGE question of why Obama's actually going to the mat for him rather than hanging him out to twist in the wind (possibly literally).

The only thing I can think of is that Davis is well-liked in the agency, and some higher-up intelligence dudes have quietly let Obama know exactly what dirt they can spill if Davis isn't freed. Stuff like what Barry Soetoro was doing in Pockeeston as a college student.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 10, 2011 04:14 PM (AZJTP)

155 Teh Karl Rove is speaking at the Savannah Book Festival on the 20th.  We're going, for the thrill of walking through a phalanx of unwashed, libtard protesters.  I can't wait! 

Karl isn't charging a fee.  It's $10/person just to cover the cost of the venue. 




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:14 PM (UOM48)

156 I'm beginning to wonder if what Preznint Splutnik and Company want is the entire Muslim world enraged and in flames in as short a time frame as possible.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 10, 2011 04:15 PM (mo1uj)

157

I'd vote for squirrel shit over Trump. Maybe even Huckabee.

 

If, by some chance in some bizzaro world, it would be Trump or Obama?  I'd vote for Trump without hesitation.

Posted by: Soona at February 10, 2011 04:15 PM (bZw37)

158 Issa and some other republicans are in on this too. If Obama leaves him to twist on something that he was probably assigned to do then that could make it into the news. Questions about Obama and Pokistan might be forthcoming.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 04:16 PM (hfteN)

159 I love that - Can't eat lace wigs!  Ugg boots either!

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 04:17 PM (CyPWX)

160

the thrill of walking through a phalanx of unwashed, libtard protesters.  I can't wait! 

You'll never beat Ace to the front of that phalanx...he's a speed-walkin' fool!

Posted by: garrett at February 10, 2011 04:17 PM (SCmZ5)

161 Screw the suicidal widow. I don't buy that for a second. She might have offed herself because now she's used goods and will starve but not because she wants Davis' blood. Stupidest bit of crap I've ever heard.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 04:18 PM (hfteN)

162 Thanks ErikW....8^)

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 08:10 PM (CdX9

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 04:18 PM (FN7J0)

163 I'd have my hair cut and styled like trump if it would help him beat Obama.

Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 10, 2011 04:19 PM (hfteN)

164

I'd vote for squirrel shit over Trump. Maybe even Huckabee.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 08:11 PM (qdtoY)

donald trump has come back from bankruptcy three times.  I think since the situation of our economy, even among the well meaning is so daunting that what we need in there, in the presidency is a business man with bankruptcy experience.  I personally don't want any professional politicians lawyers former lawmakers, current lawmakers, running for the office.....they all talk a lot with no action.  Over the years, trump has proven that he is not all talk and he's done plenty of actions.

Actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:19 PM (p302b)

165 I think D'oh just insulted me.....

he just said, "Hell, honey, I'd support even you over Obama."

Fucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:19 PM (UOM48)

166

Ace is even faster when he's traveling by parkour.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 10, 2011 04:19 PM (6pdeq)

167 156 I'm beginning to wonder if what Preznint Splutnik and Company want is the entire Muslim world enraged and in flames in as short a time frame as possible.

Honestly, I've had the same notion recently.  Obama is either the biggest idiot alive, or this is some really elaborate scheme to do just what you suggest.

/Is Soros really the man behind it all?  Its very possible. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:20 PM (c0A3e)

168 D'oh, who runs a growing business, said he'd support Trump over Barky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:20 PM (UOM48)

169 Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 08:18 PM (FN7J0)

Hehe...too funny.  Seriously, it's been a question on my mind here for the past couple days......I'm just shy.....hehe.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:21 PM (CdX98)

170

"The greatest three-point shooter in NBA history is a Celtic!"...

 

...is what I'll be posting after Ray Allen hits two of them against the Lakers tonight.

 (It just tipped off on TNT if anyone cares.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:21 PM (xMT+4)

171

Actions speak louder than words.

Vote for me - I Speak Louder than Actions!

Posted by: Donald Trump's Pelvic FlyAways at February 10, 2011 04:21 PM (SCmZ5)

172 165 I think D'oh just insulted me.....

he just said, "Hell, honey, I'd support even you over Obama."

Fucker.

Ahahahahaha!  See the wages of decadence!

/I'd support you over Obama, Mrs. D'oh. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:22 PM (c0A3e)

173

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 08:21 PM (xMT+4)

I care a little, but am one of the few in these parts.  heh

Allen has a really smooth jump shot.  Lakers really need that game though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:23 PM (A0VTZ)

174

State has their own security personnel...Given that this dude iced two pakis, he's in the biz.  I  suspect it was probably a kidnapping event gone bad for the al qaeda, MB, HB, insert your islamic jihadist group here, types...This guy probably saved himself a horrible death and more embarrassment for the US...He's worth getting back!

Posted by: Nozzle at February 10, 2011 04:23 PM (sE08M)

175 10 Unleash the Sternly-Worded-Letter-Writing Commandos! Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 06:44 PM (qdtoY) Pound them with salvo after salvo of Sternly-Worded Letters until they quail in fear and wet themselves from our awesome infliction of Shock and Awe!

Posted by: ya2daup at February 10, 2011 04:23 PM (mo1uj)

176 "Hell, honey, I'd support even you over Obama."

I'd support you too, as long as me staring at your tits didn't distract you from keeping our country safe from evil and our economy strong.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:23 PM (CdX98)

177

Obama is a pussy.

Trump is a hardass.

The choice is obvious.

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 04:24 PM (FN7J0)

178

this has been a bit under the radar but if it's true,

Should have stayed under the radar.

Posted by: CJ at February 10, 2011 04:24 PM (tNWxq)

179

Pound them with salvo after salvo of Sternly-Worded Letters...

Don't forget to use harsh language.

Posted by: Private Frost at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (6pdeq)

180 How bout an all reality TV show ticket of Trump/ Palin?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (A0VTZ)

181 Although this whole mess could have dire consequences, it could end up showing the sheer incompetence of Barry and his administration , and you could run Daffy Duck against him and beat him.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (yI+pu)

182 It is quite funny that the only time this Jugears McFuckstick decides to man up and show some spine is AGAINST OUR ALLIES!!!  What a douche.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (CdX98)

183

Posted by: Delta Smelt

It ain't easy being a b-ball fan these days, but it's a lot better than it was a decade or two ago. The league has done a good job of tightening up on (some of) the garbage that drove people away. 

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (xMT+4)

184 donald trump has come back from bankruptcy three times.

How did he get into bankruptcy? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (pW2o8)

185 I can't believe that the princeton professor on oreally is actually sticking up for sheila jackson lee. 

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:26 PM (p302b)

186
I'd support you too, as long as me staring at your tits didn't distract you from keeping our country safe from evil and our economy strong.

I'd promise not to wear deep v-neck sweaters.  And to beat the shit out of MFMers with a cat leash.  (Wait, I don't have a cat leash.  Whatever.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:27 PM (UOM48)

187 156 I'm beginning to wonder if what Preznint Splutnik and Company want is the entire Muslim world enraged and in flames in as short a time frame as possible.

I'm beginning to think that he would like to immolate our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, and leave our southern border open to invasion by Hezbollah, who is operating in Venzuela and Nicaragua.  Voila. No Defense. New World Order. Chaos! Weeeeeee!

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 04:27 PM (CjpKH)

188 184 donald trump has come back from bankruptcy three times.

How did he get into bankruptcy? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 08:26 PM (pW2o


I know you meant that as a knock on him as though he were totally responsible but that is not the case, there is a greater world and economy out there that effects everyone.  You might read his books, he's a good person.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:28 PM (p302b)

189

146, That totally sux. 

 

Posted by: Catlady at February 10, 2011 04:28 PM (CyPWX)

190 OT, can someone help me with the keyboard command that increases the size of the font on the blog? I'm gonna have to get my reading glasses out er something. Don't know how I shrunk it.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 04:29 PM (CjpKH)

191

Unleash the Shock and Awwww, The U.S. is Mad at Us.

 

Posted by: CJ at February 10, 2011 04:29 PM (tNWxq)

192

The league has done a good job of tightening up on (some of) the garbage that drove people away

True.  I'm a Nugget fan though, home to neck tattoos galore!  After MJ retired it was pretty bad. 

Hasn't been as many big time talents who are relatively well behaved since the 80s though.  I was a big Bird fan as a ute.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:30 PM (A0VTZ)

193 How did he get into bankruptcy?

Didn't he finance the construction of several of his casinos with high-interest junk bonds?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:30 PM (c0A3e)

194 The league has done a good job of tightening up on (some of) the garbage that drove people away.

Yeah, sorry.  Can't watch it.  Pro or college.  Until the fucking officials stop injecting themselves into the outcomes of games, I'm OUT.  Officiating in ALL sports has become WAY too noticeable.  I'm sick of 'getting the call' and 'the Jordan rules' and all that shit.  Rules are rules, no matter who you are.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:30 PM (CdX98)

195 Ray Allen has an Egyptian symbol/word on his sneakers tonight? Anyone else watching this ?

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:30 PM (xMT+4)

196 I know you meant that as a knock on him as though he were totally responsible but that is not the case, there is a greater world and economy out there that effects everyone.  You might read his books, he's a good person.

I've seen no evidence that he's a good person. 

His companies got into bankruptcy, but he didn't.  His creditors went unpaid.  Impressive guy at keeping his interests front and center.  Nothing to suggest he would do anything to serve the greater good. In fact, his tarriffs on Chinese goods would hurt the little people a shitload more than the Trumps of this world. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 04:30 PM (pW2o8)

197

O/T:  What do you call cyber warriors?  You know, Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines, and ...   ?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 10, 2011 04:31 PM (6pdeq)

198 Nerd Force

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 10, 2011 04:31 PM (6pdeq)

199 I'd promise not to wear deep v-neck sweaters.

Ak.  You just lost my vote....  8^)

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:31 PM (CdX98)

200 172 /I'd support you over Obama, Mrs. D'oh.  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 08:22 PM (c0A3e) Ditto. But if you win, you gotta promise us that you'd round up your libtard relatives and drop them off here at AoSHQ so we can beat them like the complementary piniatas set up in the brush along the illegal alien superhighways the run through Arizona. Tell them we're a dissident band of Kossacks who think Preznint Splutnik isn't liberal enough and has sold out our ideals.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 10, 2011 04:32 PM (mo1uj)

201 Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 08:30 PM (pW2o

I know he is a good person.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (p302b)

202 200 I'd promise not to wear deep v-neck sweaters.

Ak.  You just lost my vote....  8^)

But she gained mine.   

/And please avoid wearing anything Moochelle would consider high-fashion. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (c0A3e)

203

You'll never beat Ace to the front of that phalanx...he's a speed-walkin' fool!

Posted by: garrett at February 10, 2011 08:17 PM (SCmZ5)

Must be from the jet pack.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (Ad2us)

204 OT, can someone help me with the keyboard command that increases the size of the font on the blog? I'm gonna have to get my reading glasses out er something. Don't know how I shrunk it.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 08:29 PM (CjpKH)

Hold down Ctrl and tap the + key.  Repeat if necessary.

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (VuLos)

205 TIED IT!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (xMT+4)

206 There is one 3 ball.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:33 PM (A0VTZ)

207 But I'm sure Chuck Schumer appreciated the campaign contribution.  So I guess that does make Trump a good person. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 10, 2011 04:34 PM (pW2o8)

208 Thanks Tami!! I was hitting control.up. Control + Control + got it.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 04:35 PM (CjpKH)

209 But if you win, you gotta promise us that you'd round up your libtard relatives and drop them off here at AoSHQ so we can beat them like the complementary piniatas set up in the brush along the illegal alien superhighways the run through
Arizona. Tell them we're a dissident band of Kossacks who think Preznint Splutnik isn't liberal enough and has sold out our ideals.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 10, 2011 08:32 PM (mo1uj)

Promise they won't suffer......too much.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:35 PM (UOM48)

210 Pretty sweet that the guy whose record he's about to break is actually calling the game!

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:35 PM (xMT+4)

211 But she gained mine. 

Well, it goes without saying, against Jugears McFuckstick, for sure.  But I can demand cleavage for my vote if I want. 

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:35 PM (CdX98)

212 Thanks Tami!! I was hitting control.up. Control + Control + got it.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 08:35 PM (CjpKH)

You're welcome.  Ctrl and - if you've 'bigged' it too much.

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:36 PM (VuLos)

213 Hell, I'll do whatever's necessary to save my country.  Boobage, whateve.

For America!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:37 PM (UOM48)

214 214 Hell, I'll do whatever's necessary to save my country.  Boobage, whateve.

Sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland will not save anything.

/But I admire your resolve. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:40 PM (c0A3e)

215 Hell, I'll do whatever's necessary to save my country.  Boobage, whateve.

For America!!

That does it.  I'm writing you in regardless.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:40 PM (CdX98)

216 Record broken!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:41 PM (A0VTZ)

217 Sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland will not save anything.

/But I admire your resolve.


You really need to stop that.

Posted by: Sponge at February 10, 2011 04:41 PM (CdX98)

218 The left takes diplomacy seriously. The rest of foreign policy they get at best a C-, but wrt protecting diplomats they usually have stones.

Posted by: **** at February 10, 2011 04:41 PM (yrEsj)

219 Sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland will not save anything.

I have no words.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:42 PM (A0VTZ)

220

"The greatest three-point shooter in NBA history is a Celtic!"...

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:42 PM (xMT+4)

221

Crap I missed it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:43 PM (f26IP)

222

Ouch, learnin' stuff hurts my head.

Thanks.

Posted by: HEP-T at February 10, 2011 04:44 PM (rCiy4)

223

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 08:42 PM (xMT+4)

Think we would be the only Moe Rons on an NBA thread?  Glad you brought it up so we could "live blog" it.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:44 PM (A0VTZ)

224

You really need to stop that.

Word.Up.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:44 PM (f26IP)

225 Sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland will not save anything.

/But I admire your resolve. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 08:40 PM (c0A3e)

They've fed a whole lotta babies.

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:44 PM (VuLos)

226 The left takes diplomacy seriously.
 
Yeah, right.

Posted by: Iran embassy employees at February 10, 2011 04:44 PM (h0RtZ)

227

It was cool. Massive ovation, Reggie Miller gave him a quick hug, then right back to playing.

Apparently the ball and half his outfit are headed for the HOF after the game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 04:45 PM (xMT+4)

228 Trump is a real bullshit artist and a terrible self-promoter but he has done a lot of things in NY City. I've always said that if he's so smart how come he's been bankrupt a few times too. The funny thing is that if you listen to him bullshit about how things should be and what he would do you'll agree with him. At least I have. He challenged NY City about the Wollman Skating Rink and rebuilt it cheaper and faster and better. He did put his money where his mouth was. I really don't know why he doesn't run for Mayor of NY City, that's where he belongs. He probably wouldn't stand a chance there either but that's more up his alley than national politics. Overall he's a blowhard but he'd be no worse than some of the assholes in NY City politics. Look at Bloomberg. At least, I don't think, Trump would be a nanny.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at February 10, 2011 04:45 PM (yI+pu)

229 A few months back, I regaled ya'll with the story of my husband's youngest brother marrying a Paki Princess.  Trashiest, most screwed up wedding ever in ..... a major Presbyterian church in Atlanta. 

The "maid" of honor passed out before the vows even got started, a gum-chewing Paki friend, in a micro-mini-skirt, scuttled over to hold the "maid's" legs in the air....spread-eagled for everyone to see....it just got better and better.

Little D'oh Boy was in my lap and said, "Mommy, I'm scared." 

During the reception, when the flowers were thrown, the Paki cousins fought over the flowers, rolling on the floor, dresses over their waists, like a pack of pit bulls. 

My libtard m-i-l said, "This is so exciting!  We're an international family now!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:45 PM (UOM48)

230 oh great, the jock sniffers are here.

Posted by: Ballbarian at February 10, 2011 04:46 PM (vXwmy)

231 My libtard m-i-l said, "This is so exciting!  We're an international family now!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 08:45 PM (UOM4

From the 7th century!

Hi Jane!

*waves*


Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:47 PM (VuLos)

232

2,561. WOW!

That's a lot of heart work and practice.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:47 PM (f26IP)

233 I would not be shocked if Davis was the guy running considerable Pakistani military intelligence sources, and co-ordinating the hunt for bin Laden and company and the Hellfire Missile brigade.

That is likely why he was targeted, deliberately (no random street robbery) and why he shot it out with his would-be captors. Did not want to end up like Daniel Pearl.

IF the Pakistanis hold him, as a holder of a diplomatic passport (which State, no strong defender of America or Americans, says he was), not only is it open season on all US diplomats everywhere, BUT ...

ALL HIS SECRETS GET SPILLED.

Which Obama is desperate to avoid. He does not want Osama or Zawahari gloating on video over the guy's dead body and reciting all the links and secret alliances and such (so they get rolled up by jihadis killing them) and Pakistan being basically now totally AQ/Jamiyah-al-Islamiyah/Taliban.

THAT is why Obama would go to the mat. To keep a bad situation from being "Why did Obama let Pakistan fall to AQ?"

Posted by: whiskey at February 10, 2011 04:47 PM (L03mw)

234 My libtard m-i-l said, "This is so exciting!  We're an international family now!"


Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at February 10, 2011 04:48 PM (CdX98)

235

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 08:45 PM (UOM4

I would have left, Hell I almost left my own brother's wedding because it sucked so bad but it ended before I could sneak out

Posted by: YRM (Rarest Ace Commenter, Most Common Ace Reader) at February 10, 2011 04:49 PM (UzBwz)

236 You really need to stop that.

You really need to stop being decadent, 

/Which concern is more pressing..hmmm? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:49 PM (c0A3e)

237 Hi, Tami!  *waves back*

If you're ever bored, come South and I'll take you to Atlanta.  We'll have fun with the Life Coach and the in-laws.  Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:49 PM (UOM48)

238

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 08:27 PM (CjpKH)

Much as I hate to say it, it sure looks like a plan that's coming together. Only an Indonesian with closed records could put something like this together.

It was nice living in this country, once upon a time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 10, 2011 04:49 PM (DCpHZ)

239 Danny Ainge is looking old. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:50 PM (A0VTZ)

240 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 08:45 PM (UOM4
 
I'd go to more weddings if they were all like that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2011 04:50 PM (h0RtZ)

241 Posted by: Romeo13

So, did the commenters help you out or do you need more clues?

Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 10, 2011 04:50 PM (S59+B)

242

*heart work, heh. My screw-up sorta makes sense. The guy has heart.

Masshole can suck it. Except where the Celtics are concerned. They'll always be my #2.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:50 PM (f26IP)

243 Sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland will not save anything.

I don't know; they'd sure save me a lot of trouble.

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at February 10, 2011 04:51 PM (FYCiJ)

244

You really need to stop being decadent

SERIOUSLY.STOP.IT'S.BEYOND.TRITE.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:51 PM (f26IP)

245 Unseen, #54:

"Name one ally of the USA that Obama has not been willing to destroy that relationship with.   The only time Obama cares about not hurting a relationship is when he is talking about an enemy."

Maybe so.  I notice Iran isn't getting this treatment over the two Americans who went on trial this week.  They've been imprisoned since they crossed into Iran from Kurdish Iraq in 2009.  I don't know if they really are lost hikers or relatively inept spies, but it makes me angry that we're letting this run its course.

Posted by: JPS at February 10, 2011 04:52 PM (iQzfQ)

246 You really need to stop being decadent


Well, I'm going to have to correct you there.  I've been this way for years. 

Posted by: Sponge © at February 10, 2011 04:52 PM (CdX98)

247 In regard to the Paki wedding from hell, my late Daddy was there, and he nearly choked to death trying not to laugh. 

He really enjoyed the whole "ceremony" and reception.  I still smile when I think of Daddy's enjoyment of the event.

He later said, "The backside of the friend of the Maid of Honor looked like a pink Volkswagon bus."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:52 PM (UOM48)

248 If you're ever bored, come South and I'll take you to Atlanta.  We'll have fun with the Life Coach and the in-laws.  Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 08:49 PM (UOM4

Are weapons allowed?

BTW...my son is on his way to Afghanistan.  I heard from him today.  They've stopped in a neighboring country first.



Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:53 PM (VuLos)

249

SERIOUSLY.STOP.IT'S.BEYOND.TRITE.

Very well then. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 04:53 PM (c0A3e)

250 Damn it Kratos, you know how we feel around here about endless running jokes!

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at February 10, 2011 04:55 PM (FYCiJ)

251 BTW...my son is on his way to Afghanistan.  I heard from him today.  They've stopped in a neighboring country first.


Godspeed and bless you both.  Thank you.  Sincerely.

Posted by: Sponge © at February 10, 2011 04:55 PM (CdX98)

252 o/t:  speaking of blow up dolls, one of my friends had a blow up doll in the passenger seat so he could drive while he was alone in the hov lane.  He's been getting away with it for months now.  The other day he got a ticket and the cop told him that he was a piker,  he said they usually put a human hair wig on the doll and clothing so it is harder to tell if it is a person.  He told my friend he can tell the blow up dolls cause he follows the car and after ten minutes when it hasn't moved or spoken he knows its not human as he said women can't stay silent for more than ten minutes at a time.  It was quite a hefty ticker.  We are all laughing at our friend.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 04:55 PM (p302b)

253 Dammit, Tami.  I've been thinking of you and your boy.

Please e-mail me how I can send him whatever he wants/needs.  (Seriously)

Keeping your sweet boy and family in my prayers. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:55 PM (UOM48)

254 234 whiskey,
 
This story is now several days old, so I don't remember where I read it. Davis was being tailed by 2 ISI minders, when they decided to scare him. They scared him so much he killed them. Now the Pakis want to try him for their murders.
 
Sorry no linky.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 10, 2011 04:56 PM (h0RtZ)

255

/t:  speaking of blow up dolls, one of my friends had a blow up doll in the passenger seat so he could drive while he was alone in the hov lane. 

Serious?  That is some funny shit right there.  You have no idea.  I need to try that. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:57 PM (A0VTZ)

256 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 08:53 PM (c0A3e)

I like the shtick.  Just like the "MACHINES FOR SALE" sock and some of the other characters of the place.  You really tie the room together

(Captain Kirk got old after awhile, though)

Posted by: In Exile at February 10, 2011 04:57 PM (5HVYj)

257 I'll tell you who this Davis guy is.  He is not CIA.  He is a community organiser.  Thats why Obama is going to the mat for him.  The community organiser community is tighter than a 17 year old amish girl.

Posted by: Hammer at February 10, 2011 04:57 PM (GkYyh)

258 Thoughts and prayers, Tami.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 04:57 PM (f26IP)

259 253 I'd tell the cop he was just a revenue gatherer for the welfare/nanny state.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 04:57 PM (wHKlx)

260 Oh, by the way, the Paki Presbyterian marriage barely lasted through two daughters.  And guess who's doing the lion share of parenting?  Not the mom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 04:58 PM (UOM48)

261 Tinted windows would help keep the blow up doll concealed.  For the toll roads I mean.....that is all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:58 PM (A0VTZ)

262 258 I wish he was some pro operator,alas he was probably a fat foreign service guy who just got scared.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 04:59 PM (wHKlx)

263 Thank you all for your good wishes! 

I will now commence holding my breath for a year.....

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 04:59 PM (VuLos)

264

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 08:53 PM (VuLos)

Good luck to you and your son.  Prayers he stays safe. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 04:59 PM (A0VTZ)

265 Oh so it's threats and intimidation for the paki's, BUT
Some drug -afia cartel takes out a diplomat and his wife, kills another diplomat IN AN EMBASSY CAR and our "State Department" and "Justice Department" are hopping with joy that the Mexicans joined the lawsuit against Arizona.

ObowMao didn't even have a strong word to say in public when two career diplomats IN MEXICO were murdered in the street.

Color me not impressed.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at February 10, 2011 05:00 PM (Q1qy3)

266 A friend of mine got out of one of those hov tickets because she was knocked up. She brought that little picture they take of the kid in the womb and the judge dismissed the charges.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 10, 2011 05:01 PM (vXwmy)

267 Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 08:57 PM (A0VTZ)

ok, now I found out how the ticket story came out.  He wanted to borrow money to buy his GF a gift for Valentines day but even funnier is that it turns out another friend was doing the same thing and when he was stopped for a ticket in riverhead he said to the cop, "she's real, honey say hello to the officer, and tried to throw his voice like a ventriloquist".  He stopped when the cop said he could recommend that he have a psych exam.

Geez, I guess my friends are a little unusual.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:01 PM (p302b)

268

I will now commence holding my breath for a year.....

It'll be here before you know it. He'll be home safe & sound and we'll be gearing up for a new President.

So how's that sound?!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 05:01 PM (f26IP)

269 curious, someday I'd like to meet your friends, they definitely sound just twisted enough to be fun.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 10, 2011 05:02 PM (RZ8pf)

270

Posted by: Uncle Jed

That's the funniest ticket story I've ever heard! Innovative!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 05:02 PM (f26IP)

271

 He wanted to borrow money to buy his GF a gift for Valentines day

Yeah, good idea.  If he forgets that, he might have to use that doll for a whole lot more than just avoiding tolls.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 05:02 PM (A0VTZ)

272 266 Mexico gets a free pass for everything from the last,how many administrations??

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:03 PM (wHKlx)

273 Posted by: Hrothgar at February 10, 2011 08:49 PM (DCpHZ
Can't you just see the Kapo and the Indonesian high fiving? Muhahahah!

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 05:03 PM (CjpKH)

274 Tami, I'll e-mail you (I think I still have your Ace-mail).  I love sending stuff to the troops.  Haven't heard a word from our son in over three weeks now.  He's "in the field" training for TSE (transport security).

Sigh.  A friend of mine told me on Sunday she's "grieving" her son being at a local college, an hour away.  And she has three more kids at home.  I smiled, but wanted to scream, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

275

It'll be here before you know it. He'll be home safe & sound and we'll be gearing up for a new President.

So how's that sound?!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 09:01 PM (f26IP)

That was good, Lacey....very good! 

From your keyboard to God's monitor!

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 05:04 PM (VuLos)

276 Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 10, 2011 09:02 PM (A0VTZ)

OMG I feel like it's true confessions night.  My friend who has a baby has a car seat in his car and one in his wife's car, they got tired of moving around the car seat.  So he apparently has a baby doll in the car seat when it's not being used by the baby, all covered up with a blankie and he claims he's gotten out of two tickets cause the officers don't want to wake the baby.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:05 PM (p302b)

277 Our kid was told in April he'd be deployed in January. 

It's the not knowing that makes us crazy.  We just want to know when.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:06 PM (UOM48)

278 271, funny because it's true! She was my dentist, but could be quite decadent at times...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 10, 2011 05:07 PM (vXwmy)

279

OMG I feel like it's true confessions night

Sort of tame compared to the usual true confessions around this place...

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 10, 2011 05:07 PM (RZ8pf)

280 275 Tami, I'll e-mail you (I think I still have your Ace-mail).  I love sending stuff to the troops.  Haven't heard a word from our son in over three weeks now.  He's "in the field" training for TSE (transport security).

Sigh.  A friend of mine told me on Sunday she's "grieving" her son being at a local college, an hour away.  And she has three more kids at home.  I smiled, but wanted to scream, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 09:03 PM (UOM4

Yeah, those people need to get some perspective on things.  Having a young hero overseas defending our country is actually straining.  Having a kid that you no longer see every day is just life.

God bless you and your sons, D'oh and Tami.

Posted by: In Exile at February 10, 2011 05:07 PM (5HVYj)

281

Pig in a Poke-E-Stan..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 10, 2011 05:08 PM (F4T7o)

282 A friend of mine told me on Sunday she's "grieving" her son being at a local college, an hour away.  And she has three more kids at home.  I smiled, but wanted to scream, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!


Yeah, but take solace in the fact that I'm sure all 3 will be serial killers or something.  My daughter is 6 and I'm ready for her to go to college......somewhere else.  8^)

Posted by: Sponge © at February 10, 2011 05:09 PM (CdX98)

283 Regarding Nick Gillespie: That's not a headline - it's a fucking essay. Screw him.

Posted by: Moi at February 10, 2011 05:09 PM (Ez4Ql)

284 282 There aren't any pigs in muslim countries,no pigs or gays.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:09 PM (wHKlx)

285 Tami, I'll e-mail you (I think I still have your Ace-mail).  I love sending stuff to the troops.  Haven't heard a word from our son in over three weeks now.  He's "in the field" training for TSE (transport security).

Sigh.  A friend of mine told me on Sunday she's "grieving" her son being at a local college, an hour away.  And she has three more kids at home.  I smiled, but wanted to scream, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 09:03 PM (UOM4

That's so sweet Jane!  I asked him if he wanted me to send anything and he said he was fine for now.  

You have the patience of a saint.  I'm way too Sicilian to just smile.  I probably would have biffed her right in her grieving face.

Posted by: Tami-it appears Nickless (99.174.64.43) & logprof are hosed at February 10, 2011 05:10 PM (VuLos)

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:10 PM (p302b)

287 284 Yeah,the full piece was even more dismissive of social cons.JihadWatch actually is where I read about it.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:11 PM (wHKlx)

288

Are you all aware that Box Jellyfish have eyes very similar to humans?

Oh, and Barry sucks.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 10, 2011 05:11 PM (F4T7o)

289 Now, back to the Wacky Paki D'oh Family shit:

After the reception, we went back to the in-law's lovely home.  The Pokeestahn relatives (I can't even begin to do their descriptions justice) were lounging all over the downstairs.  A Paki uncle yelled at my f-i-l, "Hey, Pops, get me a sweet tea."  And my elegant f-i-l scurried to fill the douchebag's order.

My own lovely family was never, ever treated as well as the trashing Pakis.  The marriage lasted about four years.

D'oh and I celebrate our 25th March 15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:11 PM (UOM48)

290 OMG I feel like it's true confessions night

I used to think all those letters were made up until last week; when I stopped at a liqour store right before closing. I grabbed a bottle of Val-U-Rite when I turned to check out, that's when I saw her behind the counter. She asked if it was hobo blood that I had on my shirt....

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 10, 2011 05:12 PM (0q2P7)

291

D'oh and I celebrate our 25th March 15.

That's a big one, Silver, congrats!

Hope you guys have a nice romantic get-away.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 05:14 PM (f26IP)

292 289 Giant squid too,if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:14 PM (wHKlx)

293 Don't really give a shit, he's one of ours. Amazed that our guys are pushing back on this.

Got to be more to the story. 

I don't give a shit, we state he is a diplomat, you obey or we fuck you.



Posted by: Kemp at February 10, 2011 05:15 PM (JpFM9)

294

Hope you guys have a nice romantic get-away.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 09:14 PM (f26IP)


Thanks, lacey. 



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:16 PM (UOM48)

295 Shouldn't threats against allies be kept secret?  A bunch of fucking idiots in the WH.

Posted by: toby928™: Free nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 05:16 PM (GTbGH)

296

Posted by: Ballbarian

Oh great, the fat kid who always got picked last is here.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 10, 2011 05:18 PM (xMT+4)

297 294 Oh,I agree on that point.We should not be pushed around by anyone,we should be doing the pushing.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:19 PM (wHKlx)

298 Everyone sick to death of hoody-footie commercials raise your hands (but not at one time if your're on Guam).

I'd kill D'oh if he gave me something like that.  Give me chocolates, or nothing.  And they'd better be good.

And for you morons, yeah, I make Valentines special for him.  Not that he doesn't deserve death for his family members.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:19 PM (UOM48)

299 Shit! You can't even get Nickless and Logprof out of the clink. Yet, you think you can free some diplomat in Packeestan???

Posted by: Moi at February 10, 2011 05:20 PM (Ez4Ql)

300 296 Shouldn't threats against allies be kept secret?  A bunch of fucking idiots in the WH.

They should, but the WH wants to make a point of getting this person (operative?) back.  The problem is that once the threat is made public, Obama has to follow through if this man isn't released, else he looks even weaker.

50 bucks says Obama folds. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 05:20 PM (c0A3e)

301 299 I'm sick of most every commercial,and yes that is one of the worst.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:20 PM (wHKlx)

302 18

Once again, Obama's admin will mishandle this whole thing...

They are dictating to an already reluctant semi ally... about an internal Police matter.

Guy DID shoot a couple of Pakistanis... did have an illegal weapon... and does NOT have diplomatic immunity.

Just as in Egypt, this will come across as arrogance...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2011 06:47 PM (AdK6a)

Normally we don't count Huff Post bullshit as facts, but since you're new we will tell you to FUCK OFF with Bullshit.

That clear enough?? I'd call you a cocksucker, but we are not using that any more.




Posted by: Kemp at February 10, 2011 05:21 PM (JpFM9)

303 Romeo13: The diplomat in question was given a diplomatic visa, and the government of Pakistan was in formed that he was in country and on staff.

If they lose the paperwork, it ain't the diplomat's fault.

If they didn't want him in the country as a diplomat, they could have made him persona non grata at any time.

And it doesn't matter if it is against the law to carry a pistol in Pakistan. A diplomat can carry anything anywhere, regardless. The second a diplomatic passport came out, the local police should have released him, or returned him to the Embassy, at the diplomat's option.

If his actions angered the government, they can demand he leave Pakistan. Period.

What Pakistan is doing is technically an act of war.

Posted by: Kristopher at February 10, 2011 05:21 PM (atS82)

304
psst.  WTF up with nickless and logprof?  Been away a bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 10, 2011 05:21 PM (UOM48)

305 What little I know about Davis, he is former (or current) Special Forces. He was a contractor training Paki troops. There is a SOF board out there on the interwebs that was shutting down all mention of the story due to his status.

Posted by: elliot at February 10, 2011 08:09 PM (l4lvv)

I know of no one in the SF groups I would not trust. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and I hope he gets home safely. Regardless of Obama's scheming.

Sometimes it's about filling in the blanks, and sometimes it's about trust.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 10, 2011 05:22 PM (bxiXv)

306 psst. WTF up with nickless and logprof? Been away a bit.

We were caught frolicking naked in the sidebar.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 05:24 PM (qdtoY)

307 Shouldn't threats against allies be kept secret?  A bunch of fucking idiots in the WH.

They should, but the WH wants to make a point of getting this person (operative?) back.  The problem is that once the threat is made public, Obama has to follow through if this man isn't released, else he looks even weaker.

50 bucks says Obama folds. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 09:20 PM (c0A3e)

I may be wrong, but didn't the Paks spill the beans? That makes me think this guy will not be seen alive again. The US can't be seen as winning this one, especially since Egypt told us to kiss off.

Posted by: Museisluse at February 10, 2011 05:26 PM (u/Nbu)

308

psst.  WTF up with nickless and logprof?  Been away a bit.

 

Jane, see 125 above for a good explanation.



Posted by: Ronster on hunger strike 'til nickless is unbanned at February 10, 2011 05:28 PM (1F/m8)

309 Article from NRO once again confirming the budget cut holdouts were in the Appropriations Committee. Lots of other lessons to be learned here by all parties involved, but it's good to know Boehner successfully twisted Rogers & co.'s arms.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 10, 2011 05:29 PM (iMgAa)

310

He committed the cardinal offense - killing a couple of Al Qaeda operatives who happen to draw paychecks from ISI. 

Fantasy time is over - kill 'em all , let Angleton's ghost sort them out.

Posted by: motionview at February 10, 2011 05:31 PM (U7Ms5)

311 I may be wrong, but didn't the Paks spill the beans?

Ah yes, they did. 

We'll know tomorrow what the outcome of this is. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 05:31 PM (c0A3e)

312 Jane, see 125 above for a good explanation.

Alrightly then.  Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:31 PM (UOM48)

313 I'm not sure it matters much, as the outcome is the same, but really...
Is our president incompetent or malicious?  I really want to know, and I don't want to find out after DC becomes glass.  Some human in the universe must know.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 05:32 PM (CjpKH)

314 Can I just say, I LOVE logprof and nickless.

*waits for the banhammer of death*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:33 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:33 PM (p302b)

316 316: I think he is both.

Posted by: Palerider at February 10, 2011 05:34 PM (dkExz)

317 batchelor is covering this story right now.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:34 PM (p302b)

318 317 Ace is already on it,it will be fixed....eventually.This is AOSHQ afterall.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:35 PM (wHKlx)

319 318 o/t:  "VA clinic testing veterans possibly exposed to hepatitis, HIV "

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 09:33 PM (p302b)


Damn, curious.  That's beyond infuriating.  It's rage inducing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:35 PM (UOM48)

320 319 Agreed,both.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:35 PM (wHKlx)

321 After sliding home early with an injury and reading today's posts, AoS has the best damn bloggers in the whole wide world.  Really, once in a while I just go, damn, we are so lucky to have this place. 

Unless, of course, you are logprof or nickless.  No justice, no peas!!!

Posted by: Peaches say Free the AoS Two!! at February 10, 2011 05:36 PM (zxpIo)

322 Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 09:35 PM (UOM4

I'm thinking I heard something like this about the VA before, too.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:36 PM (p302b)

323 319 316: I think he is both.

Ooo. Bad Combo. He'll think the rocket will be landing in Billings when he gets vaporized.  Oops.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 05:37 PM (CjpKH)

324 316

Both.  No doubt about it.

Posted by: Peaches say Free the AoS Two!! at February 10, 2011 05:37 PM (zxpIo)

325

After sliding home early with an injury

Dish, are you OK?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 10, 2011 05:37 PM (RZ8pf)

326 I'm thinking I heard something like this about the VA before, too.

Curious, I think you're correct.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:37 PM (UOM48)

327 We demand the immediate unbanning of logprof and nickless! We demand the immediate release of what's his name, the embassy dude!

Posted by: eman:The People's Front of Logprof at February 10, 2011 05:38 PM (gZVTR)

328 Dish, are you OK?

Yeah.  I had a spazz-attack on the up escalator.  It now looks like I have a second knee growing under the regular one.  Worst part of the whole deal was that my grilled-cheese-and-bacon-on-rye went soggy while I tended the wounds.

How was your day?

Posted by: Peaches say Free the AoS Two!! at February 10, 2011 05:39 PM (zxpIo)

329 Contrived "optics".
"Barry not pussy.....Barry tough!" (but sooo kewl, he doesn't want anyone to notice and is super duper pissed that this leaked out)

Posted by: Barry's Hairdresser at February 10, 2011 05:40 PM (dKWCY)

330 He's lazy and incompetent but definately on board with the agenda to destroy America.,He just wwants to enjoy the perks of the office while others do the work.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:40 PM (wHKlx)

331 331 Damn,hate to hear that bacons was a casualty.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:41 PM (wHKlx)

332 Peoples, the end is nigh!

The French are right about something!

French President Sarkozy: Multiculturalism Has FailedÂ…

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 05:44 PM (c0A3e)

333 Several years ago, D'oh and I attended a local Republican Club dinner with Brent Bozell and.....Zell Miller.

I was wearing a "Give 'em Zell" pin, and Brent asked me where I got it from.  I gave him mine.  He was one of the nicest guys I've ever met.

D'oh went to high school with Zell's boys.  Zell and the Mrs. remembered him.  D'oh had a school paper called the "Open Zipper"  heh.  D'oh was apparently a "bad influence" on the Miller boys;



Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:44 PM (UOM48)

334 I'm pretty well convinced that Ear Leader is just the telegenic front man for the worldwide anti-West conspiracy. He's just the suit, he doesn't have to know or do anything, just see to it that the benefits the right people at the right time. His concern is not the country he's leading.

Posted by: nickless: I'm with the banned (99.174.64.43) at February 10, 2011 05:44 PM (qdtoY)

335 335 The Europeans minds have been focused by the scimitar hanging over their heads....

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:45 PM (wHKlx)

336 338 335 The Europeans minds have been focused by the scimitar hanging over their heads....

It still might be too late for them. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 05:45 PM (c0A3e)

337 336 Isn't Bozell WF Buckley's son in law?

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:46 PM (wHKlx)

338 Damn,hate to hear that bacons was a casualty. Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 09:41 PM (wHKlx) So is the pig

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 05:46 PM (/Ibu8)

339 339 Well,yeah,it probably is.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:47 PM (wHKlx)

340 340 336 Isn't Bozell WF Buckley's son in law?


Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:48 PM (UOM48)

341

How was yourr day?

Better than yours. Hope your knee heals OK. That's a bitch, escalators are out to get us, I believe they are alien technology.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 10, 2011 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)

342 Damn,hate to hear that bacons was a casualty.

Yeah, it was a harsh choice to make.  Stand here dripping hemoglobin all over the fancy law office or let that fine, fine sammich descend to the level of barely-eatable.  I probably fucked up and will have to get the same sammich tomorrow, just to set my world right again.

Posted by: Peaches say Free the AoS Two!! at February 10, 2011 05:49 PM (zxpIo)

343 That's a bitch, escalators are out to get us, I believe they are alien technology. Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 10, 2011 09:49 PM (RZ8pf) I guess that means you don't like going down on them? ( ducking)

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 10, 2011 05:51 PM (/Ibu8)

344 Women's shoes are out to get them,escalators are no problem for men.

Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2011 05:52 PM (wHKlx)

345 338 335 The Europeans minds have been focused by the scimitar hanging over their heads....

Amazing how long it took them to realize they'd been invaded.  Then again, with our MBM,  we won't realize it until the star and crescent flies over the capital.
Coexist my ass. 
 Perhaps they should start looking for the munitions stockpiled in the mosque basement.  Or the big wooden horse they rolled under the L'arc de Triomphe.

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 05:52 PM (CjpKH)

346 Donald Trump at CPAC on Hannity in a second.  Yeah, I know.  I have Hannity on as background noise.  *Listens down the hall, D'oh snoring like hell.....Hannity or D'oh, Hannity or D'oh?*

Damn.  It's a toss-up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, sez save logprof and nickless at February 10, 2011 05:52 PM (UOM48)

347 The Saga Continues with The League of Extraordinary Sphincters
This weeks casts includes Barrack Hussein (i'm not a muslim) Obama as POTUS
and James (I wasn't briefed) Clapper
Stay tuned ... Christiane (i love christians & jooos) Ammanpour and Anderson (they tried to kill me) Cooper  will shed light on world events

Posted by: Judge Mental at February 10, 2011 05:53 PM (3OCZw)

348 it just occurred to me, are all the co bloggers and ace at CPAC?

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 05:54 PM (p302b)

349 There was an article re: Bloomberg making a 3rd party run - that would be a disaster for Obama.  The same calculus might apply with Trump.

Posted by: Jean at February 10, 2011 05:55 PM (CPefM)

350 There was an article re: Bloomberg making a 3rd party run - that would be a disaster for Obama.  The same calculus might apply with Trump.

How do you figure?

Posted by: Peaches say Free the AoS Two!! at February 10, 2011 05:57 PM (zxpIo)

351 curious, no they are all at Beitbart's big GOProud party.  Don't ask for pics.

Posted by: Jean at February 10, 2011 05:57 PM (CPefM)

352 We demand the immediate unbanning of logprof and nickless!

I've studied this case intently over the past week or so, and have concluded the only cure for this advanced case of acute Whinylittlebitchitis is a regular regimen of Manthefuckup. Take 2 proxies and don't call me in the morning. A daily dose of DynamicIP can also reduce the swelling significantly.

Where should I send the bill?

Posted by: Dr. Internet, BDA at February 10, 2011 06:00 PM (3ftMt)

353 I bet they have already walked this threat way back.

Posted by: kansas at February 10, 2011 06:00 PM (srmf8)

354 Peaches - it was an article, I cant find it now, basically the author laid out Obama having to fight for NY, NY, ME, NH, and CT  against a RINO - letting Palin, et al run clean for every vote south and west of Philly.

Posted by: Jean at February 10, 2011 06:01 PM (CPefM)

355

All Barry has to do call them up and act (or be) totally stoned out of his fucking brain, and then say "Hey, you bitches ever hear that song "Pave Pockistan, put up a parking lot!'?  I mean that would be so like wowwww - lookit the COLORS in that fuckin' GLASS, man!"

It would work... because they know, don't they! Prezactamundo.

Posted by: sherlock at February 10, 2011 06:09 PM (thr9V)

356 Damn it Kratos, you know how we feel around here about endless running jokes! Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at February 10, 2011 08:55 PM (FYCiJ) Yeah! endless running jokes suck!

Posted by: In before the troll at February 10, 2011 06:23 PM (9Lm5R)

357 A friend of mine is a competitive shooter and was bad mouthing the skills of some of the federal agents he has shot with.  I told him that I had heard that USSS agents were great shots.  He agreed and added that the State Dept has the best shooters in the fed.

I didn't even know the State Dept had shooters, but I guess the personal protection guys are pretty awesome.  This guy Davis sounds like he's one of those.

Posted by: Shooter at February 10, 2011 06:24 PM (BcLJD)

358 317 Ace is already on it,it will be fixed....eventually.This is AOSHQ afterall.
317 Ace is already on it,it will be fixed....eventually.This is AOSHQ afterall.
twice

Posted by: Dave with the late joke at February 10, 2011 06:43 PM (zkbPS)

359 Ally?
They'll be holding the most Reaper->Hellfired citizens record til President Palin starts on the Canadian Al-moose problem.

Posted by: Dave at February 10, 2011 06:47 PM (zkbPS)

360 365 Tom, I've heard those claims as well. Specifically, I'd heard that the Pakistanis have admitted the dead guys were ISI but claimed they were only shadowing him and not attempting to put a hit on him. Considering that the ISI is behind all kinds of crap, such as the Bombay attacks a few years ago, I wouldn't put it past them for them to try a hit on a US operator and then arrest the guy for murder when he took the hitmen out.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 10, 2011 07:17 PM (QNv0p)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 10, 2011 07:28 PM (ElYV9)

362 367 How fast is Obama going to put this off-limits?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 10, 2011 11:28 PM (ElYV9)

Now. As in yesterdaytm

tm Gibbsy

Posted by: Derak at February 10, 2011 08:12 PM (CjpKH)

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 10:24 PM (p302b)

365 Thanks for your sharing,come on.

Posted by: dora games at February 11, 2011 02:54 AM (g7g8c)

366 "Ummmmmmm.......I'd like to buy a clue for $500, Alex".

Posted by: Leon Panetta Clueless In Gaza at February 11, 2011 03:27 AM (w2++y)

367 "Pakistani officials say President Obama's national security advisor summoned Pakistan's ambassador to the White House Monday evening to deliver a threat from the president:"

Coming as it does from a Muslim, "threat" probably means little more than "we would be disappointed".

Posted by: pst314 at February 11, 2011 05:26 AM (wKfRY)

368 Davis killed the 2 guys because they were about to release Obie's Long Form Birth Certificate.  Obie needs Davis released so he can verify the job was done and the BC destroyed.

Posted by: neconservative at February 11, 2011 07:00 AM (qH7Zf)

369 My understanding is that he is a CIA operative tasked with gathering intel on Pakistan's diversity programs. That is why Obama is so mad at the Pakistani's - how dare they stop a community activist's work~!

Posted by: sexypig at February 11, 2011 08:12 AM (UmEOs)

370

The State Department has been kinda fuzzy about what job this guy, Raymond Davis, does.  And it so happens that Raymond has the situation awareness to notice two guys are following him on a chaotic Pakistani street.  And, he's packing a gun.  Isn't THAT unusual?  And, in addition to that, when these two armed guys attack him, he shoots both of them dead. 

Now, sit back and think about that.  How many times have you heard of a guy being ambushed by two guys, yet coming out the winner?  Not many freaking times, pal. 

Not only does Davis draw his gun in time, he doesn't clutch up.  It's common in gunfights like this for most, even all, the shots to miss.  However, Raymond doesn't miss.  Not only does he shoot both his assailants, but kills them dead.  That's some fine combat shooting.

And in the photos, Raymond Davis looks like a fit young man.  He's no fat, effete bureaucrat on a lunch break.

It looks like there's more to this than a street robbery gone wrong.  Maybe Davis is some kind of black ops guy with official cover at the embassy.  Maybe the two robbers are not robbers at all but something else entirely.

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