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September 06, 2011

Reverend Al Sharpton Attacks Governor Nikki Haley... I Assume
— Ace

I assume, because I have no idea what the hell those noises coming from his food-pipe are.

Transcript we much.

He's kind of like an obese, race-baiting Beaker, but not smart.

And speaking of race-stupidity -- You mad bro?

Very dumb. Apparently it's a catchprase among kids to ask "You mad bro?" when someone is clearly angry, in order to infuriate the target still further. I assume this like saying "Don't be irrational" to someone who's being irrational -- fuel for the fire.

Some kids held up a sign at a football game reading "You mad bro?" and... they are being attacked for racism, because obviously "bro" is a racial slur, and also because no adult bothered to find out what the catchphrase actually means.

That's via DrewM's twitter stream.

Decipher We Much, and We Much: robtr: "I speak sharpton, he said carpool, Nikki Haley has offered to provide carpools for potential voters without id's so they can get an id."

This is like the Da Vinci Code, only fat and stupid and guilty of racial arson.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM | Comments (164)
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1 Resist we much!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton, The Conscience of the Community at September 06, 2011 01:41 PM (QKKT0)

2 ...because I have no idea what the hell those noises coming from his food-pipe are.

Audio confirmation that he has Teh Stoopid in him.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 06, 2011 01:42 PM (1rHeD)

3 Attack we much shall much much!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 01:42 PM (niZvt)

4 A carpool of stupid from Rev. Al.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 06, 2011 01:42 PM (OGSar)

5 Might be feedback from his colon.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 06, 2011 01:43 PM (0yGvK)

6 Al Sharpton is the Gabby Johnson of the Race-pimp industry.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 06, 2011 01:43 PM (QKKT0)

7 Sharpton is strange.. imagine, He actually makes money

Oh Hi Breitbart !

Posted by: willow at September 06, 2011 01:43 PM (h+qn8)

8 Too wordy.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 01:43 PM (lsQ6Q)

9 It just sounds like a little bit of gas to me.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:44 PM (iYbLN)

10 You stop being mean to Reberend Al!!! He is a man that speaks the trufth. TRUFTH TO POWER!!!!!111ELEBENTY!!1111

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at September 06, 2011 01:44 PM (GomcF)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
"Reverend" Al Sharpton is a stuttering, racebaiting miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 01:44 PM (8y9MW)

12 The closest we came to a consensus while listening to the Stage Right Show the other night was..."crawpoo".

Being from NC, and not SC, I'm not certain as to the dangers of a "crawpoo"..but I'm sure I could still shoot it if need be...

Posted by: LunaticLair at September 06, 2011 01:44 PM (H3VF3)

13 Fast OT - I just have to bemoan one more time that formerly lovely Dana Perino gave in to Teh Stoopid and decided to get plastic surgery for absolutely no reason I can fathom. Gone is lovely Dana Perino; taken her place is a woman with her voice that looks like the Romulan Commander that wanted to put the make on Captain Kirk in that old Star Trek episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 01:44 PM (niZvt)

14 I must munch we munch.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 06, 2011 01:45 PM (0yGvK)

15 "Nikki Haley aslkasdkathwekrfslf sa fsfasdfkasd burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp"

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2011 01:45 PM (f4TZ2)

16 OT from previous thread.

Gloria Allred dance party for Chaz Bono. I wonder if Janet Reno is invited?

Publicity whore Allred link to TMZ.

http://tinyurl.com/444nfur

It will be FABULOUS!!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:45 PM (iYbLN)

17 I will fuck your shit up.

Posted by: A.Ferocious.Crawpoo at September 06, 2011 01:47 PM (gQLr2)

18 I must munch we munch.
Posted by: YIKES!

I believe the translation is Al Sharpton is an ass munch.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:47 PM (iYbLN)

19 Tim Conway Jr., a radio talker, periodically does a bit called "What the hell did Jesse Jackson say?" He plays soundbites of JJ speaking, and callers have to translate it into English. It is in fact remarkably hard.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 06, 2011 01:47 PM (AZGON)

20 Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:45 PM (iYbLN)

You know, if I had ever watched DWTS, I would stop this season. Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono? Really? Are they trying to make up for the blasphemy of having Bristol on last season?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 01:47 PM (8y9MW)

21 Dammit forgot sock.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (0yGvK)

22 20

He does that on Thursdays from 8pm to 9pm. Some of it is hilarious.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (iYbLN)

23 The Spotted Dick is in the parlor.

John has a lovely umbrella.

Resist we much and we shall, much.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (fj/P0)

24 does anyone know what he said? Any guesses? I don't speak aneurysm.

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (nj1bB)

25 Did someone say munch carpets munch much?

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneris at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (niZvt)

26 Romulan Commander that wanted to put the make on Captain Kirk in that old Star Trek episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 05:44 PM (niZvt)

I banged here, too. Sideways.

Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (UqKQV)

27 Is there an official transcript of that?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (kaalw)

28 We have to agree in hope!!!

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at September 06, 2011 01:49 PM (GomcF)

29 You never see Sharpton and General Urko together. Just sayin'.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2011 01:49 PM (UlUS4)

Errra, erra, he makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Broadcasting Live From The 9th Circle of Hell, Row 6 at September 06, 2011 01:49 PM (QKKT0)

31 Something about a carpool, Ace.

"Does she really think a carpool will stop me blah blah blah."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 01:49 PM (BDTek)

32 Posted by: ace at September 06, 2011 05:48 PM (nj1bB)

He said, "Nikki Haley is a cracka racist."

Okay, I haven't even tried to listen, but, this being Al Sharpton, it's got a pretty good shot at being the correct translation.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 01:49 PM (8y9MW)

33 does anyone know what he said? Any guesses?

Help me, I'm having a stroke.

Posted by: cornbrero at September 06, 2011 01:50 PM (GTbGH)

34 25 does anyone know what he said? Any guesses? I don't speak aneurysm. Posted by: ace at September 06, 2011 05:48 PM (nj1bB) I'm not an aneurysm! I'm an anus!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton's Anus at September 06, 2011 01:50 PM (niZvt)

35 You know what would be great? A panel talk show about burning issues of the day, hosted by Al Sharpton, Cousin It, and Charo.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 06, 2011 01:50 PM (AZGON)

36 a carpool?

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2011 01:50 PM (nj1bB)

37 Carpool we much!

Posted by: no good deed at September 06, 2011 01:51 PM (mjR67)

38 Crawpoo. Is'nt that what you look for when hunting for craw?

Posted by: YIKES! at September 06, 2011 01:51 PM (0yGvK)

39 In all seriousness, the good reverend might actually be suffering a series of small strokes. It would explain a lot of his verbal gaffes in controlled situations like TV studios.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2011 01:51 PM (UlUS4)

40 I'm not an aneurysm!

I'm an anus!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton's Anus at September 06, 2011 05:50 PM (niZvt)

Maybe it's a tumor.

Posted by: That kid in Kindergarten Cop at September 06, 2011 01:51 PM (8y9MW)

41 She thinks a carpool will stop me from criticizing her with her outrageous voter ID law in South Carolina? She really bereaves that? That's next.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 01:51 PM (fj/P0)

42 He's saying he carpooled with Nicki, you racists.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 06, 2011 01:52 PM (UqKQV)

43 Yeah, you know. People use carpools all the time to stop people from criticizing them.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 01:52 PM (BDTek)

44 Hmm, I bet he can do awesome things with his mouth. It's so perty.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 06, 2011 01:52 PM (usXZy)

45 I speak sharpton, he said carpool, Nikki Haley has offered to provide carpools for potential voters without id's so they can get an id

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 01:52 PM (MtwBb)

46 It's something about Nikki Haley dragging a black man behind her minivan when she carpools.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 06, 2011 01:52 PM (QKKT0)

47 27 Romulan Commander that wanted to put the make on Captain Kirk in that old Star Trek episode. Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 05:44 PM (niZvt) I banged here, too. Sideways. Posted by: Will Folks, esq. at September 06, 2011 05:48 PM (UqKQV) Not all Trek fans realize Romulan vajajay is slanted...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 01:53 PM (niZvt)

48 she think a ?carpool? will stop me from ?????? id voter law in carolina?

Posted by: willow at September 06, 2011 01:53 PM (h+qn8)

49 Sacred honor compels me to admit that I carpooled with Nikki Haley once. Then she criticized me, IYKWIMAITYD!

Posted by: Will Folks at September 06, 2011 01:53 PM (usXZy)

50 WTF does a carpool have to do with a voter I.D. bill????

I am confusicated.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:54 PM (iYbLN)

51 I speak sharpton, he said carpool, Nikki Haley has offered to provide carpools for potential voters without id's so they can get an id

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 05:52 PM (MtwBb)

ahhh the missing part of the puzzle.

Posted by: willow at September 06, 2011 01:54 PM (h+qn8)

52 All your carpools are racist. Fool me not!

Posted by: Al Sharpton generator at September 06, 2011 01:54 PM (iRlbA)

53 It sounded like cotton then carpool then it sounded like grease then believes it was like an old man shocked awake the synapses were not firing

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at September 06, 2011 01:54 PM (e6DKk)

54 Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 05:52 PM (MtwBb)

Presuming this is seriously what he said... What?

Are people complaining about a Voter Id law?

I really need a liberal to explain to me why someone who wanted one (and was here legally) would not be able to obtain a picture Id.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 01:54 PM (8y9MW)

55 WTF does a carpool have to do with a voter I.D. bill????

I am confusicated.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:54 PM (iYbLN)

Haley offered to provide carpools to the DMV for voter who need ids.

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 01:55 PM (MtwBb)

56 It's obvious. The Reverend Al Sharpton-Johnson speaks authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:55 PM (iYbLN)

57 Rev. Al is my favorite jumpsuit wearing race-baiting huckster. Loved the Yid with the lid's piece several weeks ago on the Crown Heights riot.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 06, 2011 01:55 PM (UtAjU)

58 in other words.
Al Sharpton hates the idea of people without a car getting a free ride to help them get voter ID

Posted by: willow at September 06, 2011 01:55 PM (h+qn8)

59 "There is a systemic and methodical strategy to eliminate our people from doing business off 125th Street. I want to make it clear ... that we will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business."

"WhatÂ’s wrong with denouncing white interlopers?"

Posted by: reverend al at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (GTbGH)

60 59 It's obvious. The Reverend Al Sharpton-Johnson speaks authentic frontier gibberish. Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:55 PM (iYbLN) He didn't call the President a Ni, did he?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (niZvt)

61 Carpools for Al Gore but not for Nikkaye.

Posted by: Al Sharpton generator at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (iRlbA)

62 58 WTF does a carpool have to do with a voter I.D. bill????

I am confusicated.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:54 PM (iYbLN)

Haley offered to provide carpools to the DMV for voter who need ids.

Posted by: robtr

robtr,
You speak jive? You should be the official-unofficial translator of all things Al Sharpton at AOSHQ.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (iYbLN)

63 Ah, but you have to pay for the ID. POLL TAX!!!!11!!

Posted by: no good deed at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (mjR67)

64 If you created a fictional character who acted and spoke like Sharpton, you'd be persecuted for a racist from the nearest tree. But Al is real so the politically correct fell that they have to pretend to respect him.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (jUZRg)

65 "White folks were in caves while we were building empiresÂ…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and those Greek homos ever got around to it. "

Posted by: reverend al at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (GTbGH)

66 in other words.
Al Sharpton hates the idea of people without a car getting a free ride to help them get voter ID

So, what you're saying, is that Al Sharpton wishes to disenfranchise legal voters in order to provide the right to vote to illegal aliens. Is that right?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 01:56 PM (8y9MW)

67 Not all Trek fans realize Romulan vajajay is slanted... Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt) Sort of the MFM of pudendae...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (UlUS4)

68 63 59 It's obvious. The Reverend Al Sharpton-Johnson speaks authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:55 PM (iYbLN)

He didn't call the President a Ni, did he? Posted by: CoolCzech

Naw, but he will give you a Laurel & Hardy handshake.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (iYbLN)

69 Caaapooo? Caaapooo ka banga! Mumbo jumbo, much!

Posted by: Errol at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (d2AYO)

70 Don't be peeing in the carpool Nikki Haley. Only democrats get to bus voters!

Posted by: Al Sharpton generator at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (iRlbA)

71 I was driving the carpool until Al carjacked me.

Posted by: Susan Smith at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (GomcF)

72 robtr,
You speak jive? You should be the official-unofficial translator of all things Al Sharpton at AOSHQ.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 05:56 PM (iYbLN)

Yup, learned it a long time ago.

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 01:57 PM (MtwBb)

73 In fairness to Sharpton, I think any guy would have a problem concentrating with Contessa Brewer on her knees under the desk, polishing his knob.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 01:58 PM (niZvt)

74 You'll get the aliens and you'll thank GAIA for them.

Posted by: Krugman at September 06, 2011 01:58 PM (iRlbA)

75 Not all Trek fans realize Romulan vajajay is slanted...
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt)

Most Star Trek fans haven't even seen a human vajayjay, so their frame of reference is limited, anyways.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 06, 2011 01:58 PM (usXZy)

76 Sharpton should do a spot for Lay's. Resist the MUNCH. Bet ya can't eat just one!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2011 01:58 PM (UlUS4)

77 We ain't riding in the back of the carpool no mo!!

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 01:58 PM (fj/P0)

78 Resist we much futile. All your carpool is belong to us.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 01:59 PM (jUZRg)

79 I really need a liberal to explain to me why someone who wanted one (and was here legally) would not be able to obtain a picture Id.

Because you're a racist, that's why.

Posted by: Lefty Hussein McMoonbat at September 06, 2011 02:00 PM (2jQGY)

80 It's an accident to allow an apartheid ambulance car pool service in the middle of Crown Heights South Carolina. ... Talk about how Oppenheimer Gov Nikki Haley in South Africa Carolina sends diamonds car pools straight to Tel Aviv and deals with the diamond merchants right here in Crown Heights South Carolina. The issue is not anti-Semitism; the issue is apartheid those gosh-darned car pools! ... All we want to say is what Jesus said: If you offend one of these little ones, you got to pay for it car pools. No compromise, no meetings, no kaffe klatsch, no skinnin' and grinnin'. Pay for your deeds Resist We Much! ."

Posted by: Al Sharpton (Resist We Much!) at September 06, 2011 02:00 PM (c0A3e)

81 76

I will have to check again to see if he grimaces at some point and then murmurs, "no teeth."

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 06, 2011 02:00 PM (UtAjU)

After he rapes the english language he smears shit on it and then makes it get into a trash can.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 02:00 PM (lsQ6Q)

83 RE: U Mad, Bro?

I guess the NAACP website doesn't have a message board.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 06, 2011 02:01 PM (nRTou)

84 I am guessing that Krugman's hope that we are invaded by aliens has been proven true by this from Al.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 06, 2011 02:01 PM (GomcF)

After he rapes the english language he smears shit on it and then makes it get into a trash can.

Posted by: garrett

Grover ain't gonna like that one little bit.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:01 PM (iYbLN)

86 "Resist we much" is the new AYBABTU.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 02:01 PM (BDTek)

Ace,

You're right. Everything coming from the Dems right now is all "Power to the Unions".

That's what this thing against Niki Haley is about....she is in a right-to-work state that is attracting jobs from the heavily unionized states.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 06, 2011 02:01 PM (3Ott2)

88 Can't MSDNC put a translator caption for those us of that don't speak Ebonics?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 06, 2011 02:02 PM (kqqGm)

Sure, it's easy to criticise Reverend Al, but a famous white person, Fred Flintstone, said "Yabbadabbado" and nobody got excitred.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 06, 2011 02:03 PM (jUZRg)

90 I think he said Nikki Haley was, "dragn' ma crawpoo tru da streets of much".

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 06, 2011 02:03 PM (ABrjU)

91 OT: in other news...

Secrets of Seal Team 6 is on TV tonight

/ Obama is the enemy

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:03 PM (OhYCU)

92 English, motherf*cker, can you speak it!?!?!

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at September 06, 2011 02:03 PM (c0A3e)

93 Coherent we much?

Posted by: No Whining at September 06, 2011 02:04 PM (Wqfrr)

94 It should have read : "You mad, ho?"

Posted by: GATOR at September 06, 2011 02:04 PM (fj/P0)

95 ⁸⁵

^{After he rapes the english language he smears shit on it and then makes it get into a trash can.}

^{Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 06:00 PM (lsQ6Q)}

Let's not be so hard on Al, English is his second language. Of course Shakedown is his first.

Posted by: Mrcaniac at September 06, 2011 02:04 PM (GomcF)

96 Nikki Haley has offered to provide carpools for potential voters without id's so they can get an id.

Damn her! She's supposed to offer 'em BBQ and give them a sample ballot filled out for the Democrat candidate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 06, 2011 02:04 PM (d52Vl)

97 I HAVE to watch this show with the close caption turned on.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:05 PM (iYbLN)

98 95

Congrats you have won the thread.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 06, 2011 02:05 PM (UtAjU)

99 Sure, it's easy to criticise Reverend Al, but a famous white person, Fred Flintstone, said "Yabbadabbado" and nobody got excitred.

I don't think Fred was doing political commentary at the time.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 06, 2011 02:05 PM (kqqGm)

100 I love that Breitbart has put that trailing lineup of the history of NBC News heavyweights which ends with Sharpton marching in a jumpsuit with Tawana Brawley after every clip of Sharpton making an ass out of himself on that show.

You know it's gotta drive Brian Williams nuts.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 06, 2011 02:05 PM (nRTou)

101 Some kids held up a sign at a football game reading "You mad bro?" and... they are being attacked for racism, because obviously "bro" is a racial slur, and also because no adult bothered to find out what the catchphrase actually means.

You know, surfer dudes in Hawaii are going to be so surprised that their version "man" or "dude" is now racist. Whodathunk?

That said, at some point teachers are going to have to start saying "I don't know what that means. No, you can't use it on a sign." Which is sad, but they're the ones who are supposed to have good judgment, not the kids. (This, we're told, is why kids in school shouldn't have their constitutional rights to due process and protection from unwarranted search-and-seizure).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 02:06 PM (8y9MW)

102 Mother Gaia, we're living in weird times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2011 02:06 PM (UOM48)

103 Yeah, thanks for the translation robtr.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 02:06 PM (fj/P0)

104 Stuttering clusterfuck of unintelligible drivel ..

Posted by: beanervt at September 06, 2011 02:07 PM (rOLXJ)

105 Posted by: beanervt at September 06, 2011 06:07 PM (rOLXJ)

That reminds me: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 02:07 PM (8y9MW)

106 Yeah, thanks for the translation robtr.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 06:06 PM (fj/P0)

just tryin to get the message out rev.

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 02:07 PM (MtwBb)

107 This is like the Da Vinci Code, only fat and stupid and guilty of racial arson.

Ohh, gut buster.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 02:07 PM (BDTek)

108 When you look at his picture on the msnbc (I denounce myself) website it looks like someone photo shopped his head on a different body. Speaking of racism, there are an awful lot of white folk on that network.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:07 PM (iYbLN)

109 Obama is an Al Sharpton of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:08 PM (OhYCU)

110 Carpoo = what was left on my car tires when neither the wife nor I cleaned up after our dog relieved herself in our driveway.

Why this bothers Al is beyond me ...

Posted by: No Whining at September 06, 2011 02:08 PM (Wqfrr)

111 >>just tryin to get the message out rev.

I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 02:08 PM (fj/P0)

112 DWTS we must..

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:09 PM (iYbLN)

113 Things we cannot discuss: Â•"Bro" as short for "brother" Â•Black holes Â•How skinny the President is Â•All of the two dozen ordinary words in the dictionary between "nifty" and "nigh" Â•Dan Rather's watermelon stands Â•Describing the behavior of the administration as "monkeyshines;" no word yet on the term "shenanigans" Â•The service policy at Denny's Â•Whom Bill Clinton considers best suited to deliver coffee the list goes on and on

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 06, 2011 02:09 PM (AZGON)

114

This is like the Da Vinci Code, only fat and stupid and guilty of racial arson.

Nicely played.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 02:09 PM (lsQ6Q)

115 I don't know how I ever missed this irascible quote:

I'll know how outraged I am when I know how many black people were on those flights. The O'Reilly Factor(13 October 2002), when asked how he felt about the 9/11 attacks.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 06, 2011 02:09 PM (GTbGH)

116 At first I thought he said Nikki Haley was a cartoon.

What's really wild is when you get Jesse and Rev. Al together.

Enunciate we much!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2011 02:10 PM (UOM48)

117 I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Reverend Al at September 06, 2011 06:08 PM (fj/P0)

Oh, well I'm a bit rusty with my Sharpton.

Posted by: robtr at September 06, 2011 02:10 PM (MtwBb)

118 Sharpton is talking to Trumka now. He always calls him "Mister Trumka".

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:11 PM (OhYCU)

119 He is kind of like a racist slightly more likeable Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 06, 2011 02:12 PM (UtAjU)

120 Sharpton's Disease affects many pundits on the Left side of the spectrum. Only with your dollars can we find a cure, so we're gonna tax your ass until doorknob walrus angina knapsack.

Posted by: nickless at September 06, 2011 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

121 Beck had that carpool story on last week.
One of those WTF moments.

I had no idea people that stupid could become wealthy outside of winning the lottery.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at September 06, 2011 02:13 PM (ETPEo)

122 122 Sharpton is talking to Trumka now. He always calls him "Mister Trumka".

I'd hate to think what "Mr." Trumka calls Rev. Al behind his back. I doubt the guy is very racially sensitive, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2011 02:14 PM (UOM48)

123 Anyone know what sacred honor demands Will Folks do in this case?

And is he capable of committing crawpoo?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 06, 2011 02:15 PM (7utQ2)

124 Why does MSNBC print the transcripts of the Ed Show, Rachel Madcow and Chrissy but not Crunch n Munch? Racists!!!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:15 PM (iYbLN)

125 Well a very very heavy heavy ber.. bertation tonight. We had a very dare, dare son. Let's go ahead and tara tayson het ga pet heb da pet.

Posted by: Serene Branson at September 06, 2011 02:15 PM (jucos)

126 I do miss the velor jogging suits with white shoes.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian & Part Time Son of A Bitch at September 06, 2011 02:16 PM (iYbLN)

127 85 After he rapes the english language he smears shit on it and then makes it get into a trash can. Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 06:00 PM (lsQ6Q) Sharpton ate an entire squad of NYC police officers, didn't he?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 02:16 PM (niZvt)

128 I miss the old fat New York City Community Organizer Sharpton, that walked around dressed like a pimp. That was quite the sight, much!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 02:17 PM (niZvt)

129 I don't trust these people like Sharpton, Trumpke, etc. They're using to many code words. Crawpoo. That could have been the go-ahead for a 24 hour marathon of Jesse Jackson's past speeches in leiu of the repub. debate Wed. night.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 06, 2011 02:18 PM (ABrjU)

130

First they came for the Morons, and I was one... so I, like, died.

U Jelly?

Posted by: William at September 06, 2011 02:18 PM (dE2JB)

131 Okay, I have to point out: Al Sharpton was given a prime-time TV show. Then I have to ask: Who is getting punked, here?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 02:18 PM (8y9MW)

132 I was digging the funk until Al started rapping on top of it. Too must, my man, too much. Genre over-f*ckin'-load!

Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2011 02:19 PM (YhI7X)

133 49 27 Romulan Commander that wanted to put the make on Captain Kirk in that old Star Trek episode.

I hate that I know this. It was Spock

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 06, 2011 02:19 PM (UrPTC)

134 Next stop for Sharpton? The front row of the White House briefing room.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 02:19 PM (BDTek)

135 Sharpton is such of a caricature that he really should be a character in the next GTA game. Well more the pre-MSNBC velor jumpsuit wearing Sharpton.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 06, 2011 02:20 PM (UtAjU)

136 Alas poor Yorick, resist we much!!

Posted by: Shakespeare Sharpton, Wordsmith at September 06, 2011 02:20 PM (iYbLN)

137 138 Next stop for Sharpton? The front row of the White House briefing room. Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 06:19 PM (BDTek) I see him more as the towel boy at the NBC Studios men's room in Rockefeller Center.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 02:23 PM (niZvt)

138 I think all that Ripple wine is finally getting to ole' Sharpton's brain.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 06, 2011 02:24 PM (ABrjU)

139 Dont tase me bro! - wasn't he white? And the cop too?

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at September 06, 2011 02:25 PM (UU0OF)

140

Some kids held up a sign at a football game reading "You mad bro?" and... they are being attacked for racism, because obviously "bro" is a racial slur, and also because no adult bothered to find out what the catchphrase actually means.

Apparently, none of them play PS3 or Xbox.

Posted by: rfichoke at September 06, 2011 02:25 PM (SYhX2)

141 You know when you are invited to the Sharpton show, that you may as well slit your wrists. You have hit rock bottom.

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:26 PM (OhYCU)

142 Remember that old Steve Martin routine that said 'When you're around kids, talk wrong?'

Rev. Al's folks did that.

Posted by: nickless at September 06, 2011 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

143 The MSNBC Lean Forward ads are Obama ads. Should someone ask if these are campaign contributions?

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:27 PM (OhYCU)

144 The Tea Party are the new "Japs"

Posted by: cherry pi, blood comes out when I tea at September 06, 2011 02:29 PM (OhYCU)

145 Useless task #1,342: trying to make sense of what Al Sharpton says.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 06, 2011 02:31 PM (bxiXv)

146 Useless task #1,342: trying to make sense of what Al Sharpton says.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 06, 2011 06:31 PM (bxiXv)

Word.

Posted by: Serene Branson at September 06, 2011 02:34 PM (jucos)

147 Here's my attempt at transcribing Sharpton:

"But first! Governor Nikki Hayley really... think a carpool... she thinks a carpool will stop me, from criticizing her, with her out-rageous voter ID law in South Carolina. She really believes that? That's next."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2011 02:36 PM (WSuP7)

148 138 Next stop for Sharpton? The front row of the White House briefing room.

Ohh ye suffering gawds- the look of horror on Carney's face when he tries to decipher what the fck CaptPontificateHeMuch just said.

Priceless.

Posted by: LunaticLair at September 06, 2011 02:37 PM (H3VF3)

149 I've always thought that Sharpton is basically a Boss Hogg like figure. He's more or less crooked, shady in the "not very honest but pretty opportunistic" sense, kind of dim ("Roscoe? Keep those Duke boys and that nosy city reporter away from my secret warehouse! We don't want anyone poking around in there! "), irresponsible ("I had no idea they were storing smuggled drugs and stolen cars in that warehouse! I thought it was for storing fixed lottery scratch off tickets! ) , hard to understand when he speaks, ("resist we much!") kind of gross, kind of vain, intellectually lazy, ridiculous, and strangely dressed.

Posted by: cackfinger at September 06, 2011 02:41 PM (a9mQu)

150 The Rev when he was younger
http://tinyurl.com/5unhb2

Posted by: Uddercha0s at September 06, 2011 02:44 PM (0kvAI)

151 @153 Crown Heights There is no reason in the world that the two-legged piece of shit should still be drawing breath.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 06, 2011 02:49 PM (cbyrC)

152 Apparently, Al Sharpton's got rhythm...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 02:58 PM (niZvt)

153

Bro is not really in my normal lexicon, but now it will be! I usually hear it from my younger cousin... so what, is this complaint by a bunch of older people not with the current slang? It's been around since at least the 80s, if not earlier.

Since when did become "bro" racist?

Is it not racist to assume that because the sign was held up at a football game the "bro" was racist?

What's next? Brah? Man? (ie Hey, man...) Pretty soon we won't be able to use any words, we'll just grunt at each other and pray our tone isn't taken out of context.

Posted by: soulpile is... at September 06, 2011 03:09 PM (Mk/IQ)

154 I guess I'm out of the loop; someone is broadcasting Al $harpton??

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 06, 2011 03:22 PM (f8XyF)

155 Al, you're only coming through in waves.

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

Posted by: Huh? at September 06, 2011 03:33 PM (lh7Yc)

156 Voters without ids?

Then what use have I?

Posted by: Superego at September 06, 2011 03:59 PM (4q6A5)

157 "Apparently it's a catchprase among kids to ask "You mad bro?" when someone is clearly angry, in order to infuriate the target still further."

Well, it was. About 6 years ago.

Posted by: tangonine at September 06, 2011 04:18 PM (x3YFz)

158 Why, oh why does ANYONE continue to refer to this a$$wipe as "Reverend"?

The term should be reserved for Christian clergy, and that creature ain't no Christian.

Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at September 06, 2011 04:37 PM (ow0xt)

159 That was obviously the most insensitive thing I've heard in the past 30 seconds. They should be taken out back and forcibly circumcised, err, I meant, forced out and ostracized. Or plucked out. Tweezed.

Posted by: Ingrown Pube at September 06, 2011 05:08 PM (o7r33)

160 Was the "Don't taze me bro!" guy using that moment of national fame to intentionally drum up racial tension by using language with such obvious ethnic overtones?

Posted by: Ingrown Pube at September 06, 2011 05:11 PM (o7r33)

161 Only MSNBC would allow that stupid, useless gasbag to fill their studios with his stench.

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Posted by: Vampire Moon AudioBook at September 07, 2011 04:23 PM (HJAc6)

163 After several playbacks, I believe I have deciphered this.

"But firs... Governor Nikki Haley really... think a car pool... she thinks a car pool will stop me from critisizing her... with her outrageous voter id law in South Carolina... she really grees that? Thas nezz."

And now I have to listen to some Ronald Reagan speeches to cleanse my ears.

Posted by: Creature at September 07, 2011 07:49 PM (VUOpx)

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