August 13, 2011
— Ace The line was sweatier than Cool Hand Luke, about 250 people waiting for 45 minutes (or more).
Pictures coming (I'm right in front of the podium). Live blogging:
Talks about his upbringing in Paint Creek, and the values he learned -- "hard work and thrift."
"Socialist systems" try to order people in society -- but Americans do not "like to be told their place."
"That's why we reject this president's unbridled fixation" on taking money from citizens, punishing success, increasing dependency on government.
"one in six work-eligible americans cannot find a job, that is not a recovery, that is an economic disaster"
"This president and his big-spending policies have prolonged our national misery, not alleviated it."
"How can the wealthiest nation in history fail so miserably to pay its bills? Well Mr. President you cannot win the future by selling it to foreign creditors."
"This is only the latest downgrade... for three years he has been downgrading employment, downgrading our financial situation, downgrading our confidence, and downgrading our hopes for a better future."
"This president wishes to dictate the borders of our friend, Israel, while being an abject failure in defending the border of the united states."
"It's time to get America workin' again." Minor quote, but I suspect this is to be a theme of his campaign. Best way to do this is to "give a pinkslip to the current occupant of the White House."
Talks about making tough decisions in cutting spending to balance Texas' budget -- "It can, and it must, be done in Washington DC."
Several principles for how to do this: "One, you don't spend all the money!"
Also tort reform, regulation reform.
notes he just got "loser pays" tort reform.
"I know America is not broken, Washington DC is broken!" Another campaign theme. Mentions "generational theft." Will not accept "the path that America is on." "A renewed nation needs a new president."
"It is time to get America working again, and that is why.... I declare to you today as a candidate for presdident of the uS"
We cannot except the exchange of "less freedom for more government."
"The people are not subject to the government, the government is subject to us."
Talks about what is needed to "get American workin' again."
"I will work every day to make sure that Washington DC is as inconsequential to your lives as possible."
Just said goodbye and posed briefly with his family, which is pretty cute.
Overall impressions: 1, he's a good speech giver.
2, a point I didn't touch on because I was trying to get quotes, he condemned Obama for being too cowardly to suggest any entitlement reforms. He did not specify his own.
3, I think he might be softening his Texas accent, aware of the comparisons to Bush. While he clearly had a Texas accent, 1, he didn't sound much like Bush, and 2, it sounded subtle.
I heard that he was a good speaker, could charge the room, channel emotion, speak clearly in appealing themes. This is the first time I've actually seen in him action. Early reports were accurate; he's very good on the stump.
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Posted by: ParisParamus at August 13, 2011 09:16 AM (wc/Br)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 13, 2011 09:19 AM (uVlA4)
""I will work every day to make Washington, D.C. as inconsequential in your lives as I can.""
Sounds good to me. He's got my vote. I like him more than Romneyy, who I'm afraid will wilt under the onslaught of race-baiting, and all sorts of other nonsensical chicagostyle attacks. Even as a dem from the 80s, he seems more conservative than Romney was.
Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 09:19 AM (ACkhT)
Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 09:21 AM (ACkhT)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 09:22 AM (mXBxH)
The MFM will start the Palinization of him big time and
The axelturfer mobies will hit AOS even harder.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 09:24 AM (M9Ie6)
If Obama did what Perry did with Gardisil, we would be calling for Obama's impeachment!
You know, I have a very very vocal critic of the whole mandatory vaccination thing at the time it happened. I am spectacularly suspicious by how I've seen it all over twitter (I had to fucking shut down tweetdeck I was so sick of seeing stuff about it) and now all over various blogs. Please to be less obvious with the astroturfing.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2011 09:24 AM (sf+iw)
Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 09:25 AM (ACkhT)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 13, 2011 09:25 AM (sf+iw)
I'll bet our military would be much more comfortable with a CIC who actually has weapons and knows how to use them.
As opposed to a clusterfuck of a human being who... you know what, I don't have the words. The mere thought of him pisses me off too much.
Posted by: Stark at August 13, 2011 09:25 AM (6Lx5N)
I hope he has the integrity to follow through with his impressive words.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:27 AM (LH6ir)
Oh...like allowing for an opt-out so it really wasn't mandatory?
Go back to HuffPoo and other douchebag lefty blogs and sell that stupid shit there.
It's not allowed here
Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 09:27 AM (AnTyA)
He just cut Romney's legs out from under him. Mitt's been equivocating on the role of government. Perry just said it's too "in your face".
That resonates right now. Powerfully.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 09:28 AM (PjVdx)
Perry is far more electable than she is.
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 13, 2011 09:28 AM (4sQwu)
Posted by: DM! at August 13, 2011 09:28 AM (O0Qwy)
I'm hoping he's going to vault to the top of the list, past Mitt and all the rest. Now, maybe SarahCuda will stay out of the race and endorse Perry. She could draw a lot of the media fire away from him, which I think she knows.
BTW, Ace, did you bring any pudding with you as a gift? That would require an explanation, of course, over a 55-gallon drum of Valu-Rite with two straws in it...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 09:29 AM (d0Tfm)
Learn a bit about the topic before you shoot your mouth off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:29 AM (LH6ir)
The Dems may have lost their Weiner, but they still have Dingle/Dicks.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 09:29 AM (PcoXF)
So this isn't the This Week in Baseball thread?
Man, that show has gone downhill--it used to be about great plays, up and comers, and cool theme music. Now it's human interest gasbaggery.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2011 09:30 AM (/KRhP)
Posted by: DM! at August 13, 2011 09:30 AM (O0Qwy)
I made the comment the other day that the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the Unites States of America has probably never even handled a gun, let alone fired one.
Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 09:30 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 09:31 AM (DKV43)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:31 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:32 AM (kUaEF)
Don't hold your breath. And...he didn't quit -- so she has a long row to hoe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:32 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2011 09:32 AM (/KRhP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2011 09:33 AM (UlUS4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:33 AM (kUaEF)
Ummm ... maybe it's something like
"America is not broken.
Washington DC is broken"
Overall, I really, really like what the guy had to say and how he said it.
Of course, I haven't read Media Matters to find out the lowdown troof on him yet ...
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:33 AM (Qxe/p)
This is a seminal moment in this country.
Watch for the Obama full court press, he will strive to further divide. Look at the right sidebar story rdbrewer posted. Obama is unscrupulous.
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 09:34 AM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 13, 2011 09:34 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 09:34 AM (DKV43)
remember to seek medical attention if your political boner lasts longer than 4 hours.
I've only had two concerns about Perry. The first is the rest of the nation's general reaction to a President from Texas. The second is his ability to raise money.
His political skills, and straightforward speaking, I've seen those. Never worried about them. His "baggage", feh.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 09:35 AM (PjVdx)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:35 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 13, 2011 09:35 AM (eOXTH)
How curious that this is being spread about like the proverbial herpes now, don't you think?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:35 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:36 AM (kUaEF)
Winner
Posted by: trainer at August 13, 2011 09:36 AM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 09:36 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:37 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 09:37 AM (DKV43)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 13, 2011 09:37 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:38 AM (kUaEF)
I've been weeping for our troops since the Marxist took office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 09:38 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 13, 2011 09:39 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:39 AM (kUaEF)
Thank God. Someone finally on the GOP side i can relate to.
Posted by: Talibill at August 13, 2011 09:39 AM (fkiq4)
Perry looked so Presidential.
Perry is an Airforce trained pilot flying one of the most versatile and indispensible military airplanes, the Lockheed C-130.
Take a look at the flight deck of this plane. It's awesome.
You can trust pilots, they are sharp, disciplined and aware.
Ramp it up folks. Perry is the antidote, the only antidote.
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 09:39 AM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:39 AM (kUaEF)
I pray to God, pray to GOD, they are more organized than McCain's camp.
Jesus. Talk about a guy that didn't want it in any way.
Any morons in the SW/NKY region want to meet-up to help organize shoot me an email at buckeyes for rick perry 2012 at gmail (no spaces)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 09:40 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:40 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: dr kill at August 13, 2011 01:22 PM (le5qc)
I read somewhere that the wealthiest donors in Texas gave to Roves SuperPac lately, but that if Perry jumped in they would all move to Perry. He has known them all longer and has dealt with them.
I hope he and Rove and bury the hatchet and make this work.
Posted by: Tendstl at August 13, 2011 09:41 AM (GiF31)
California
Washington
Maryland
Vermont (probably)
New York
Oregon (maybe)
Ohio (probably)
Massachusetts (maybe)
No more than 45 states.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:41 AM (LH6ir)
Um, hi. I'm actually the real deal. Just a little green at this point. Give me a few years though.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 13, 2011 09:41 AM (zDVv1)
I just left a wet spot on my ceiling!!
Note to self: Do not bring a black light to CoolCzech's house.
Posted by: Y-not is a bitch for Perry at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (5H6zj)
I think he'll have the cojones to tell the idiots in the MFM to go fuck themselves.
Strength of conviction and expressing a firm belief in principles along with a proven track record of success = President Rick Perry.
Hmm, Ace for Press Secretary?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (DKV43)
Who's playing Ted Kennedy, that drunk fat Irishman who killed someone?
If you chose Hillary Clinton, well, two out of four ain't bad.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (kqqGm)
It's a joke. Some numbnuts repeated that line about 50 times in one of the threads yesterday. That talking point just vanished in a single speech.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (/FJqm)
Um, hi. I'm actually the real deal. Just a little green at this point. Give me a few years though.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 13, 2011 01:41 PM (zDVv1)
Your time will come, Marco. Just wait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (zDVv1)
I believe they call this CONTRAST back in the Beltway.
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (u2rWt)
I hope he and Rove and bury the hatchet and make this work.
Posted by: Tendstl at August 13, 2011 01:41 PM (GiF31
If Rove bashes him one time, one fuckin time i'm gonna find him and piss on his leg.
Posted by: Talibill at August 13, 2011 09:42 AM (fkiq4)
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Cyn at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (VN7Ho)
Posted by: texexec at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (30pUR)
Posted by: Chigo at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (34D3Y)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (bxiXv)
I have an interesting story that you might like but would bore the shit out of everyone else. E-mail?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:43 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:44 AM (kUaEF)
If you're talking about him comparing himself to MLK, this will hurt him a lot more than it helps. It makes him sound like just another "I'm a victim, whiny race hustler", which is, of course, what he is. Homie don't play that.
The SS Obama is taking on water and listing badly. It will not end well.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 09:44 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: ktgreat at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (egIFE)
No Thanks.
I'll wait for Sarah.
Posted by: still_grizzled at August 13, 2011 01:29 PM (n6+CD)
In 30 minutes Sarah is going to start stumping for Rick Perry.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: dr kill at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (le5qc)
And no way it won't be on YouTube...it'll go viral.
Posted by: texexec at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (rDFPl)
Posted by: Talibill at August 13, 2011 09:45 AM (fkiq4)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 09:46 AM (lGFXF)
Oh, but we can't be mean to our first Black president; they might accuse us of racism! We have to take the high road and be decent and proper while the cocksucking, backstabbing pricks in the White House try to paint us as murdering Nazis and KKK lynchers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 13, 2011 09:46 AM (LH6ir)
No, you're certainly right.
But he ran one of the worst campaigns I've ever seen. Even the higher ups at the top were frustrated.We had a shit ton of voting irregularities going into this in Ohio (of course). And they (the top of the top) didn't want to hammer any of it out. Apparently it was impolite to question why you'd have more registrations in a county where there were actually people qualified to vote. We were all working against The Indonesian (shout-out to progressoverpeace!) at that point.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 09:46 AM (zDVv1)
Cuz everyone knows all of the 40 million or so Texans are just like George Bush .
The 'not another' Texan meme is infantile . Anyone that uses it sucks cocks by choice .
Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2011 09:47 AM (YCW1b)
Does it involve protein and DNA?
Sure. Shoot me a line at kratos dot ghostofsparta83 at Yahoo dot com. I cannot wait to hear it, thanks! That is also my e-mail at the Yahoo group too, just in case I farked it up here.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:47 AM (9hSKh)
no offense to anyone here, but one speech and everyone creams themselves. And I thought the Palinistas were bad.
Shouldn't we wait to see more of him and what concrete plans he has before everyone wants to have his baby?
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:47 AM (H/MnC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:48 AM (kUaEF)
Thanks texexec!
I've read that....just wanted to 'hear' it. I'm sure it will be available soon.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 01:44 PM (6TB1Z)
This I subscribe to...he will flail away F'ing up worse and worse with each day I believe!
Posted by: NfromNC at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (MbeEN)
Personally, I'd rather hear about the concrete things he wants to UNplan.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (Qxe/p)
That's a myth - the particular fluid that you refer to isn't comprised that much with in protein.
As you already know with your extensive developmental biology training, you!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Navycopjoe aka uber palinista at August 13, 2011 09:49 AM (oay47)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: packsoldier at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (4U6CC)
Posted by: Chigo at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (34D3Y)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (bxiXv)
To a starving man, a cheeseburger is filet mignon. Just enjoy the moment. There's plenty of time left for bitter recrimination.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (lGFXF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:50 AM (AZGON)
no offense to anyone here, but one speech and everyone creams themselves. And I thought the Palinistas were bad.
Shouldn't we wait to see more of him and what concrete plans he has before everyone wants to have his baby?
Honey, take a look at how well Texas is doing jobs wise, deficit wise, and every which wise, and I can easily say: Hell Yes to Perry.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 09:51 AM (FU3yL)
Vinegar makes it limp.
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:51 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:51 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: packsoldier at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (4U6CC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (AZGON)
Sure, but the difference between Perry and Romney or Palin is that we can see what he is currently doing in the second biggest economy in the U.S. (and one of the larger ones on the globe).
Speeches are less important with this kind of candidate.
Barring skeletons (which I'm sure will surface quickly), I'm all in.
Posted by: Y-not is a bitch for Perry at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:52 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 09:53 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 01:45 PM (FU3yL)
Nope. Sarah will win. Perry and mitt will fight for the big money donors and establishment love.
If I had $50 I'd bet you are wrong. Sarah will back Perry. She will send all of her followers right on over to his side. Perry has stumped for her in the past and had her back in the past. She'll step it up for Perry.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 09:53 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: Bob Schieffer with a bottle of Viagra and the NewYork Times concealing his lap at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (ijjAe)
Shouldn't we wait to see more of him and what concrete plans he has before everyone wants to have his baby?
His concrete plan has a name, it's called Texas. Perry's plan is to undo everything The Vapid One™ has done, something everyone here also wants as their baby. We've watched all the poseurs come and go, as it seems Perry has.
This appears to be his time. The Moron Horde approves. Time for us to get organized and make '012 the biggest repudiation of leftism this country, and the world, has ever seen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 01:51 PM (FU3yL)
That's fine and I understand your point, but there is a difference between Texas and the whole USA.
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (H/MnC)
He may have gone too far in making his hairdo look presidential. It's slightly too short for the shape of his head now, so it's just kinda sitting on top of him like a cracked pancake, and he looks older and less "Yeah I have a boat; wanna get fucked on it?" than he usually does. Net gain, probably. That's depressing.
How tall is he? He's listed at 6'1", but is that, like, NBA height? If he's shorter than Obama, his being more man-shaped will be a visual disadvantage in TV debates. People hate a little man-shaped guy. If he's taller, or he grows his boat-hair back, and there's some war shit going down during debate season, he'll look more like, y'know, The Guy.
...Does he always do the meth-jaw thing during long pauses? I never saw him talk for more than a couple sentences until now. First decent Rick/meth/Perry pun gets to be his name in 900,000 Kos comments. Crank Perry? The Texas Grinder? Does InTrade have a line on this yet?
...Those are his kids, I guess? I shut the sound off when he was done. If his son's not gay, the media's gonna lay a bunch of LOOK AT HIS GAY-ASS SON on him. And having not-ugly daughters with shiny hair will cost him some of the ladies' vote, if that's who those MTV-studio-audience-lookin' girls are.
Meh.
(TV is TV.)
Posted by: oblig. LIVE ten minutes ago at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (xvZW9)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (MtwBb)
I'll add, cause I'm like here and shit, Rick Perry is not the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan. Reagan was on the national scene for many years before his eventual electoral success, including a failed run in 1976 against Ford.
Perry does not have those chops.
He does have a dozen years of dealing with DC as the governor of a large and growing state, he has keen political instincts, he's right on most of what conservatives care about, and he also knows how to use a shiv, and where his opponent's major arteries are.
He ain't no pussy.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (PjVdx)
Posted by: Y-not is a bitch for Perry at August 13, 2011 01:52 PM (5H6zj)
I just gave his website my e-mail address.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (X6akg)
If you spin down the cells and run a gel, you get plenty of dark bands with Coomassie.
My first postdoc lab worked on structural studies of acrosomal processes.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 09:54 AM (5H6zj)
You're right. Texas is actually creating jobs!
Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (cVIY5)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (C0Z3w)
I think you're right.
She'll take all the MSM/ObamaTeam flak for him, right up to the point where she accepts VP nomination.
At which point they both gang up on liberals.
Let's pool our money. We'll be rich!
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (Qxe/p)
The second is his ability to raise money.
*Psssst - haven't you heard that Haley Barbour is helping out in that department? Money's not a problem.....*
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX - Proud Texas Aggie ('82) and Mom ('13) at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (MXC7a)
Barring skeletons (which I'm sure will surface quickly), I'm all in.
Me too. I'll also have his baby as long as he takes it off my hands.
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 09:55 AM (mp5bb)
Yes, yes, the trolls will be out in force. Wonder if JEF counts the astroturfers as jobs saved or created.
Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (Zgfnd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (kUaEF)
Don't see why Perry bypassed the fried twinkie and frozen banana circuit at the Iowa State Fair...perhaps a health issue keeps him away?
Speaking of high cholesterol, when his Dwight David Hunnicut going to enter the race?
Posted by: Big Fat Conspiracy Theorist at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (/KRhP)
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (YulS3)
Posted by: Chigo at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (34D3Y)
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 09:56 AM (mp5bb)
Yep, me too.
The only thing that would preclude me working for him is a stench of anti-LDS crap. I am not expecting it, but after 2008 I feel I have to brace for it. I can't be working for someone like a Huckabee around here -- it would kill hubby's career.
If it's there, we'll know soon. And I'm not expecting it.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at August 13, 2011 01:56 PM (YulS3)
No he said god told him you were fucked.
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (MtwBb)
He didn't.
I believe God's running the PAC, though.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:57 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: John McCain at August 13, 2011 09:58 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 09:58 AM (bxiXv)
Sorry but bush had a great texas economy too
Sorry but Bush was far far better a president than most could have been. He had a few minor faults but compared to the useless pieces of shit the dems keep putting up he was a fucking god-king.
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 09:58 AM (mp5bb)
That's fine and I understand your point, but there is a difference between Texas and the whole USA.
Yes, but Rick Perry illustrates why it's much better to have governors as Presidents than Congresscriters - they've already have executive experience and they can point to the economic performance of their state during their tenure as proof of their effectiveness.
And Texas is actually better experience for the POTUS gig than most other states because Texas borders another country, thus Texas has to deal with more international trade and border issues (and so on and so forth), just like POTUS has to consider.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 09:58 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 13, 2011 09:58 AM (G1WNt)
Heh. I read that as "humping Rick Perry"
Wish casting, I guess.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (J4Pnx)
I think you're right.
She'll take all the MSM/ObamaTeam flak for him, right up to the point where she accepts VP nomination.
At which point they both gang up on liberals.
Let's pool our money. We'll be rich!
Sarah will stump for Perry and ask for head of Dept of Energy or EPA so she can reverse the shitstorms of the last 4 years. Oh yeah, that is my wet dream this afternoon.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (kUaEF)
(scene of reporters running into phone booths, which then tip over, a-la Airplane!)
Posted by: The Mainstream Media at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (3AOLv)
Rick Perry/Susana Martinez.
40 state sweep.
There you go rdbrewer. He keeps up this tone, this aggression, and gets a strong GOTV, they win 40 states.
States they won't get: California, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, New York. Oh and DC.
389-149 electoral college smackdown.
They take everything else, from Oregon to New Jersey, Maine to Washington, Minnesota to Pennsylvania.
Posted by: CAC at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (U14+T)
There's a big difference there.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 09:59 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:00 AM (i6Neb)
Posted by: mike at August 13, 2011 10:00 AM (Qg0Un)
Yep! As soon as the effects of the spiked punch wears off.
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 10:00 AM (JpBHP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:00 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at August 13, 2011 10:00 AM (YulS3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Ron Paul at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (VidfH)
Yeah, but can you pick a single memorable thing Rick Perry has said?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 01:36 PM (lGFXF)
Does "Adios, Mofo!" count? Even though it was said "off camera"?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX - Proud Texas Aggie ('82) and Mom ('13) at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (MXC7a)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (i6Neb)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:01 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 13, 2011 10:02 AM (21lBC)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:02 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Mainstream Media at August 13, 2011 10:03 AM (3AOLv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:03 AM (UOM48)
I've never seen anything to indicate that Perry was anti-Mormon.
My Utah in-laws are wild about Perry, btw.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:03 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:03 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:04 AM (i6Neb)
Neither have I and I've looked pretty hard. Cautiously optimistic.
I hate the Huckabee even made me have to worry about this. I was blissfully unaware of this crap prior to 2008.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 10:04 AM (5H6zj)
We..we didn't expect you back until Monday.
*looks worryingly at the bowed closet door*
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 13, 2011 10:05 AM (GE1+K)
Too bad Star Trek rules concerning red-shirts do not apply in real-life.
A bit harsh, yes, I'm sorry for that - but these Ronulans and their great leader are becoming insufferable. If anybody is considering voting for Ron Paul after his performance in the last debate, their tenuous and shaky grip on reality needs no further elaboration.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 10:05 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:05 AM (kUaEF)
Do they really wear red shirts? 'Cause that's mighty funny given what happens to them in Star Trek episodes.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 10:05 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:06 AM (AZGON)
#141 Fish
...and become the thundering herd...
173rd Airborne
There is no finer example of "complete the mission"
Thanks brother
Posted by: Someone who remembers at August 13, 2011 10:06 AM (uHo1Y)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 01:58 PM (9hSKh)
Thanks for that. I am just trying to point out that almost everyone agreed here that it was Palin that carried McCain, otherwise he would have tanked even worse, but now Palin is unelectable.
I don't know enough about Perry to know wether he is the next Reagon or not. Remember that speech Oblowme gave in 2004 at the DNC convention. What I am saying is, don't judge a man by a speech alone, look deeper
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 13, 2011 10:06 AM (H/MnC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:06 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 02:04 PM (5H6zj)
FIFM
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (X6akg)
I don't like his campaign style, particularly the passive-aggressive crap.
I'd rather Rubio or, ok I'll say it, Romney. Mitt doesn't get credit for it, but he does actually go after Obama from time to time. Plus, he brings the dough.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (5H6zj)
And what we're saying is that we have, and we like what we've seen.
Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (cVIY5)
#212
So a more-conservative guy at the top of the ticket and a less-conservative guy at the bottom of the ticket?
Never happened before.
Posted by: *cough* 1980 *cough* at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 10:07 AM (FU3yL)
Ah, but can Perry get an umbrella through a gate?
Answer me that, you sycophants.
I seriously doubt he uses an unbrella. Really, if you jog with a gun, do you need an umbrella?
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 10:08 AM (mp5bb)
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 02:07 PM (5H6zj)
A northeastern moderate as the VP instead of the President and one who was campaigning actively in the primary?
Absolutely unheard of...
Posted by: *cough* 1980 *cough* at August 13, 2011 10:08 AM (U14+T)
meh... VP from an executive is not critical. But a shrewd parliamentarian in the Senate is a bigger asset. Choose someone from Congress to whip around the Senate.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 13, 2011 10:08 AM (GE1+K)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:09 AM (AZGON)
I've been trying to decide if I want to work again. Calling it volatile in 2008 is an understatement. And some will take any defeat of him far too personally. I think 2012 is going to bring out the nutters like we've never seen.
It will make Malik Whatisface from the Black Panthers at one Philly polling station w/a billy club pale in comparison to what we will witness I imagine.
I'm fearful for people living near a city near election day.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 10:09 AM (zDVv1)
I'd be very surprised if Perry went after Mitt as a Mormon.
There's plenty of other meat to devour.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 10:09 AM (PjVdx)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:09 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (AZGON)
Perry doesn't need an umbrella, he just glares at the clouds and they wisely don't rain on him.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (GE1+K)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (kUaEF)
#229
I just don't see a Conservative/Establishment ticket ever getting off the ground, much less crushing an unpopular incumbant Democrat, much less with memorable soundbytes from the primary onward.
Really, there's just not a single historical parallel whatsoever.
Posted by: *cough* 1980 *cough* at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:11 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Talibill at August 13, 2011 10:11 AM (fkiq4)
A lot has happened in three years. Many have questioned her choices since that point. Is that not allowed -- to question her? No one else gets that free pass.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 10:11 AM (zDVv1)
Interesting. Especially if he stays back in the pack or shuts down
It sure looked that way to me at the debate, but I doubt he'll get it. You want a veep to be your attack dog on the campaign trail, and Pawlenty just can't do it convincingly. He always looks like he wants to apologize to his target. OTOH, Perry might be his own attack dog.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 10:11 AM (6TB1Z)
Not since the 1980s. Do you mean as an election judge or campaigner? I was afraid to even do the election judge stuff in California because I didn't want to have a confrontation about ID.
Posted by: Y-not speaks gibberish at August 13, 2011 10:11 AM (5H6zj)
"I will work every day to make Washington, D.C. as inconsequential in your lives as I can."
--I donated 5 min. after he finished
Posted by: Craig at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (l+1Xf)
Here's the Perry Administration -
Palin as EPA Head
Cain as Sec of Commerce
John Bolton's Mustache as Sec of State
Mitt as HHS head
Glenn Reynolds heads Dept of Education
Marco Rubio as VP
Ace as Press Secretary (yeah, I'm going to keep this one going)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (i6Neb)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (UOM48)
Ace as Press Secretary (yeah, I'm going to keep this one going)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 02:12 PM (d0Tfm
Too close to Rubio in that respect. He has to stay 1000 yards away at all times.
Posted by: CAC at August 13, 2011 10:12 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (kUaEF)
What happens when Perry gets rid of all those depts.?
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: Rick Perry's Tempestuous Mane at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (AZGON)
I just left a wet spot on my ceiling!!
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 01:31 PM (kUaEF)
Damn, even I'm impressed!
Posted by: Peter North at August 13, 2011 10:13 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:14 AM (i6Neb)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Perry/Romney?
Well, well with that combo we MIGHT just be able to get the uninformed woman vote which is the largest voting bloc.
I see definate possibilities. Would a fantasy menage beat a fantasy articulate black guy?
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 10:14 AM (HJYxs)
Either/Or, really. But you should sign up now that you're in a safe state. Actually if you get in w/the party, they'll pay you a couple of hundred bucks.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 10:14 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:14 AM (AZGON)
His very Vice-Presidential act will be to order NASA to de-orbit a satellite onto Debbie Wasserman Schultz's head.
Posted by: Xoxotl at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (3AOLv)
Here's the Perry Administration -
Palin as EPA Head
Cain as Sec of Commerce
John Bolton's Mustache as Sec of State
Mitt as HHS head
Glenn Reynolds heads Dept of Education
Marco Rubio as VP
Ace as Press Secretary (yeah, I'm going to keep this one going)
I love ace, but I still say Ann Coulter....for the take-no-prisoners and the snark. MFM heads exploding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 01:52 PM (UOM4
Miss, he was under the podium
Posted by: at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (T3vCe)
Yes, see 235
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:12 PM (AZGON)
Just trying to ram the point home.
Not that I am making a point whatsoever. We all know tickets where we pick a popular conservative governor of a large state and an establishment moderate as his VP to blunt establishment opposition to go against a weak-need socialist shitweasel never, ever work...
Posted by: CAC, still *coughing about 1980* at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (U14+T)
West would fill that requirement nicely, as well.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (JpBHP)
That'd be good. The nights at the docks bus station are really a drag.
I keed, I keed!
OK, now I'm really going!
Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 13, 2011 10:15 AM (eOXTH)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:16 AM (AZGON)
*kneed, sweet Hendricks bosoms I need to start spellchecking...
Posted by: CAC, still *coughing about 1980* at August 13, 2011 10:16 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 13, 2011 10:16 AM (kUaEF)
Okay, this is my wet dream this afternoon.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 10:16 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:17 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:17 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:18 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:18 AM (i6Neb)
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 13, 2011 10:18 AM (0KkU8)
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 10:18 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2011 10:18 AM (HJYxs)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:19 AM (i6Neb)
You can be VP of your own fan-club,
Would Perry have use of the services of an ex-God of War? Hmmm....tempting.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 10:19 AM (9hSKh)
None of that magic combination is going to be available to President Downgrade in 2012. Are the Demonrats going to double down on their Jihad to destroy the US? Of course they will - will the Media be all in favor of Obamao - of course they will - and none of that will make a difference. If the Dhimms think they got their asses kicked in 2010 they will find out in 2012 what happens when you don't pay any attention to the electorate in two straight elections. The people told Teh Won "No!" in a loud clear voice in 2010, and he hasn't listened at all. In fact he has been lecturing the electorate ever since. That is the real issue of the 2012 election - things are not going to play well for him or his party next election.
Posted by: An Observation at August 13, 2011 10:19 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 10:19 AM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:20 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: Rick Perry's Tempestuous Mane at August 13, 2011 10:20 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 02:18 PM (UOM4
I was just reading about one of the SEALS that was killed. He was from my town. Also went to the same HS my daughter did, small Catholic HS (10 years previous).
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:20 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 10:20 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:20 AM (kUaEF)
Thank you, Rick Perry!
Posted by: fly at August 13, 2011 10:21 AM (vouNK)
Indulge a dumb old guy ( and his Golden Retriever ) who couldn't find it- where?
Posted by: backhoe at August 13, 2011 10:21 AM (rFdqZ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 10:21 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:21 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:21 AM (AZGON)
Feel free to either go cry in your soup over there, or keep fapping to the sweet, sweet sounds of Rick Perry channeling Ronald Reagan here...
I've had all the personal grief and Barkypalooza shit I can stand for a while.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:22 AM (UOM48)
Rick Perry ---> Giving American Housewives the gina-tingle since 8/13/2011
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 10:22 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:17 PM (AZGON)
I think so. I don't want to make it too obvious, but these two blokes, let's call them Deagan and Mush, on opposite ends of the party, came to an agreement and Deagan made Mush his VP, after which he endorced Mush for his own Presidential run 8 years later where he won handily in part thanks to the Deagan presidency. It makes the path clearer for Romney and gives him 8 years of additional cred.
Posted by: CAC, still *coughing about 1980* at August 13, 2011 10:22 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:22 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:23 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 10:23 AM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:24 AM (i6Neb)
305 My wife, who never wants sex in the afternoon, gave me the come hither look and took off for the bedroom immediately after his speech.
Rick Perry!
Already solving America's problems!
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 10:24 AM (JpBHP)
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 10:24 AM (Fb9Q0)
Anita, I've got a great decorator. You're going to need one. Call me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:25 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:26 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 10:26 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:26 AM (i6Neb)
Bush could have been a lot more conservative if he had not had a bunch of "Mavericky" RINOs stabbing him in the back on energy and taxes.
And if he had chosen to use the veto pen more often.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 10:26 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 10:26 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 10:27 AM (FU3yL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:27 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:28 AM (AZGON)
Triplet boys we know are having their Eagle Scout CoH this afternoon.
Nice knowing Rick Perry is an Eagle. Woot!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:28 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:26 PM (AZGON)
Perry can seperate himself by saying Mitt has his own way.
You don't think there was establishment/hypocrite baggage for Reagan after Bush uttered the "voodoo" word regarding Reagan's economic policy ideas?
Posted by: CAC, still *coughing about 1980* at August 13, 2011 10:29 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:29 AM (kUaEF)
Oh Jane, that SEAL I was talking about up thread....yeah, Eagle Scout.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:29 AM (X6akg)
For what? All of the sofas and windows are bare.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:30 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:30 AM (AZGON)
We're done. It only took her three minutes (four not counting the time it took me to find my cowboy hat).
Posted by: fly at August 13, 2011 10:31 AM (R9Sum)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 10:31 AM (FU3yL)
Here's the Perry Administration -
Palin as EPA Head - Deleted
Cain as Sec of Commerce - Consider deleting
John Bolton's Mustache as Sec of State
Mitt as HHS head - Nuked completely
Glenn Reynolds heads Dept of Education - Nuked completely
Marco Rubio as VP
Ace as Press Secretary (yeah, I'm going to keep this one going)
Posted by: Sukie Tawdry at August 13, 2011 10:31 AM (MPtFW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:32 AM (AZGON)
Oh Jane, that SEAL I was talking about up thread....yeah, Eagle Scout.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 02:29 PM (X6akg)
Heartbreaking.
I'm as proud of our kid being an Eagle as I am his being a Marine.
Two years ago a young Marine pilot (and Eagle) from here volunteered to go to Afghanistan from Okinawa. He was killed three weeks after arriving there. A couple of days before he died, he asked his mom if she could send school supplies for the kids over there.
She set up the Matthew Freeman project, and they supply the Afghan kids with tons of school supplies. It's how she's stayed sane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:33 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:33 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at August 13, 2011 02:31 PM (FU3yL)
Amen!
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:34 AM (X6akg)
Hey the guy jogs with a gun and shoots coyotes. Fuck It I'm in.
This is the first guy I have considered donating too. Romney will forever be poison to me because of his whole "I hunted varmints" Plus after reading Under The Banner of Heaven, I am a little leary of the people who wear magic underwear.
Perry/ Pawlenty....lots of good hair
Perry/ West.....good hair and... whatever
Perry/Ryan.... Hmmm
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 13, 2011 10:34 AM (+qHxi)
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 10:35 AM (Fb9Q0)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:36 AM (i6Neb)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:30 PM (AZGON)
Perry/Romney, Perry/Pawlenty, Perry/Martinez, Perry/Rubio (though I really want him staying in the Senate for now).
The first two (particularly the very first) draw parallels to the unlikely ticket that won in a landslide against an inept asshole a few years before I was a spermatazoa (yes, just to make the rest of you feel ancient).
Posted by: CAC, still *coughing about 1980* at August 13, 2011 10:38 AM (U14+T)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:38 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 10:39 AM (AZGON)
Anita, I've got a great decorator. You're going to need one. Call me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 02:25 PM (UOM4
God knows the Oval Office will need an immediate and massive makeover from the J.C. Penney's Man Cave that Obama put in there. I want to throw up every time I see a photo of those nasty brown chenille sofas and those hideous drapes! Aaaaagggghhhh!!!
I am looking forward to learning more about Anita Perry.
Posted by: Random SEIU goon at August 13, 2011 10:39 AM (lSyyU)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 10:39 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 10:39 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 02:38 PM (J4Pnx)
Now that's good stuff..Bwahahahah !
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 13, 2011 10:39 AM (+qHxi)
She's a nurse, mother of two, and married to Rick Perry, Bitch!
What more do you need to know?
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 10:41 AM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: chas at August 13, 2011 10:43 AM (jtIeP)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 10:47 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 10:48 AM (i6Neb)
HereÂ’s a live feed from the Ames straw poll, as far right creationist global warming denier Rick Perry just officially announced (in South Carolina) that he thinks heÂ’s going to be President.
ItÂ’s a parade of loons and scoundrels.
LGF.
I had to look.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 10:49 AM (Qxe/p)
Go get some stuff!
http://tinyurl.com/3h8mtq4
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 13, 2011 10:51 AM (h+37d)
I sent you the link to the Matthew Freeman project. There's a video of Lisa Freeman, his mom. Yeah, you'll cry, but it's an amazing story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:52 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2011 02:47 PM (6TB1Z)
I don't think EE extended an invite to Lady Lindsay. Especially since Nikki Haley was there and her faction of the State GOP has wrested control of the Party from him.
Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 10:52 AM (M9Ie6)
Best Regards,
Turd Wrapped In A Flag
Posted by: Turd Wrapped In A Flag at August 13, 2011 10:54 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 10:55 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2011 02:52 PM (UOM4
Thanks...I'll watch it.
I think it's a wonderful tribute for parents to do this kind of thing. I can see were it would help you keep your sanity.
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 10:55 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: packsoldier at August 13, 2011 10:58 AM (4U6CC)
Drudge,
Iowa straw poll????
If Iowa mattered Perry would be there.
It doesn't and the next president of the united states just announced his candidacy and you have a cob up.
Nice...
Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 11:00 AM (Fb9Q0)
Sometimes, like when you are campaigning for President, it is wise not to be photographed eating certain suggestive items.
This would be a good example.
However, I think her stock with the moron hoarde just rose a bit for a few hours (after 6 call a doctor though).
Posted by: CAC at August 13, 2011 11:00 AM (U14+T)
I'm not sure about all of his post issues...but it's does renew hope that we can find a winning candidate.
Posted by: The Hammer at August 13, 2011 11:04 AM (0d8Fy)
Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 11:05 AM (lpWVn)
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 13, 2011 11:06 AM (u9B7L)
However, I think her stock with the moron hoarde just rose a bit for a few hours (after 6 call a doctor though).
Reminds me of this clip from Superbad:
Disclaimer - this clip is very risque and contains mentions and drawings of the male sex organ. Because of a certain *ahem* poster's affinity for putting up questionable links on here, I just want to make it clear what is going up; thus now everyone is forewarned. I would NOT forward and send around this link (to a video) to people in my lab, 'mkay. Forewarned is forearmed, yes?
Now that's out of the way...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 11:06 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 13, 2011 11:07 AM (u9B7L)
Thank God for Rick Perry, lead out of the wilderness SIR!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 11:07 AM (Tdya9)
That's a higher unemployment rate than Iowa (6.0%) or Alaska (7.5%). It's higher than New Hampshire's (4.9%). Texas has a higher rate of unemployment than Mineesoetah (6.7%)
Texas is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy behind Oklahoma (#5 at 5.3%)\
So Rick Perry is promising to do to the rest of the county what he's done to Texas?
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 11:08 AM (HjPtV)
HuffPo/AOHell already have! Lead story takes a shot at the superpacs and how illegal six of the seven supporting Perry are. The rest will follow suit shortly. But, we expect this from the Dems. It's the only way they know how to campaign.
Posted by: Dell at August 13, 2011 11:15 AM (3S10h)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 03:08 PM (HjPtV)
Ouchee!
Posted by: Turd Wrapped In A Flag at August 13, 2011 11:16 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 11:19 AM (WCm02)
Arkansas (unemployment rate 8.1%)
Lousiana (unemployment rate 7.8%)
New Mexico (unemployment rate 6.8%)
Oklahoma (unemployment rate 5.3%)
Answer:
They all border Texas. And every state that border's The Lone Star State (unemployment rate 8.2%) has a lower unemployment rate. LINK
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 11:21 AM (HjPtV)
You have to check out the two "monsters" who manhandled him
Lemon is out?? Lemon is out?
Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 11:26 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 03:24 PM (Tdya9)
Nice. Was beer involved?
Posted by: Turd Wrapped In A Flag at August 13, 2011 11:26 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Doom at August 13, 2011 11:26 AM (1awZ0)
Then I fell out of my chair.
Posted by: JEM at August 13, 2011 11:28 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: mike at August 13, 2011 11:29 AM (Qg0Un)
via Zip w/H/T to ace
ps...the second pic of Barry. que pasa with the wedding ring? does that look photoshpped to anyone else?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 11:32 AM (zDVv1)
Posted by: Neal Marks - Washington Correspondent at August 13, 2011 11:33 AM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 11:34 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2011 11:42 AM (DEcmU)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 11:44 AM (3Hnwi)
Rick will get back to you as soon as his windmill farms in w.Tejas actually start working.
Posted by: Turd Wrapped In A Flag at August 13, 2011 11:48 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2011 11:50 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 11:52 AM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2011 03:52 PM (c9Ivb)
More like Rhinoceros Beetles (I know that description fits Dan, Dan Romney's his Man). Kittens are cute, beetles, not so much so.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 13, 2011 11:54 AM (nEMLy)
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 11:56 AM (HjPtV)
Hell of a week to be visiting the parents in South Carolina (we live in Queens). Yesterday, at the Market in Charleston, I had to stop and exclaim to my wife: "My God, we are SURROUNDED by Conservative Republicans. This is...awesome."
I've got to get the fuck outta Queens.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 13, 2011 11:56 AM (J5Nso)
Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 11:58 AM (E8oYF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 11:59 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 11:59 AM (EPcuy)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 03:44 PM (Tdya9)
If you don't mind my train of thought going off somewhere else, that's a great Toby Kieth song.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:00 PM (i1dgm)
Sarah Palin is in Dixon, Ill. visiting Ronald Reagan's home.
Sweet.
$10.00 says she fails to integrate the new knowledge she gains on the tour before her next soundbite.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 12:00 PM (xVEHz)
Rick Perry:
I will work to make govt inconsequential in your life.
YES!
This guy stuck it to Obama more than any R has in the last 3 years.
What struck me most about his speech was how uplifting it was. How hopeful it was. I seriously had tears in my eyes because I am so used to Obama and his depressing, woe is me I inherited this mess bullshit, that I forgot what someone who really loves and believes in this country sounds like.
One thing I have always said, fake it 'till you make it. This guy will make us believe that our country will recover...and because we believe it will, it will happen!
Posted by: TypicalWhitey at August 13, 2011 12:01 PM (xeVap)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 12:05 PM (3Hnwi)
Please forget that he signed an executive order requiring that every girl in Texas entering the sixth grade receive a Merck HPV vaccine inoculation.
That is all
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 12:05 PM (HjPtV)
I've got to get the fuck outta Queens.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 13, 2011 03:56 PM (J5Nso)
It is nice. My hometown is so republican that I didnt meet a democrat until I was in my 30's... if there were any, they were too ashamed to say it. Our public schools indoctrinate our kids CONSERVATIVE here... and we are fine with it.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp tea party terrorist and Perry supporter at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (qjUnn)
I grew up in a town that's home to a small, expensive liberal arts college and the voting trends are STILL overwhelmingly Conservative. I live a bit out in the country nowadays and I highly recommend it. I'll never live in a libtard dominated city.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:06 PM (i1dgm)
Please forget that he signed an executive order requiring that every girl in Texas entering the sixth grade receive a Merck HPV vaccine inoculation.
Good. I'm tired of speedbumps on eighth graders.
Posted by: Scott Ritter at August 13, 2011 12:07 PM (xVEHz)
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 12:08 PM (v8Pb8)
Posted by: P. Grunt at August 13, 2011 12:10 PM (mGLH1)
Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 12:10 PM (EPcuy)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:10 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 04:08 PM (v8Pb
It's campaign season! The numbnuts think they can fool the moron horde.
Little do they know they're fodder for cheap entertainment!
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:10 PM (i1dgm)
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 04:08 PM (v8Pb
Axleturfing at its finest, or some Palinistas are lashing out
Posted by: Red Shirt at August 13, 2011 12:11 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Rick Perry's navigator at August 13, 2011 12:11 PM (J5Nso)
Yep hes not going away, that there is a consequence of low flow toilets. Some are real triple flushers. If they are up after the third go we call them "Rosies." Not to do then but arson and find a new place to live.
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 12:12 PM (v8Pb8)
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2011 12:13 PM (KEIVB)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 12:13 PM (3Hnwi)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at August 13, 2011 12:13 PM (fuw6p)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 13, 2011 12:14 PM (J5Nso)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:15 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 13, 2011 12:15 PM (J5Nso)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:15 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 12:17 PM (3Hnwi)
I know politics ain't beanbag. I was a Republican precinct chairman in Chapel Hill, NC during the 1984 election, so I know the ropes. Hang in there, Perryistas. Put smiles on your faces. It'll be over soon.
Sarah Palin 2012
For the win.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 12:17 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:19 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:20 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 12:21 PM (EPcuy)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:21 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Dan at August 13, 2011 04:17 PM (3Hnwi)
Is syntax what they charge me when I go to the Adult Superstore and buy Asian Cum Sluts #19?
Fucking tax and spend Democrats.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:22 PM (i1dgm)
Posted by: Jaynie59 at August 13, 2011 12:23 PM (4zKCA)
The fragrance of wood smokers wafts from coast to coast and beyond today since President Grunt passed his smoked meat amendment to the constitution...
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 13, 2011 12:23 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Janiece at August 13, 2011 12:24 PM (2YFHt)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 01:36 PM (lGFXF)
Does "I'm fixin' to take me a righreous shit" count?
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 12:24 PM (lOyKe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 04:21 PM (ZDUD4)
After 5 EST, I think.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:24 PM (i1dgm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:24 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:26 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Spike at August 13, 2011 12:26 PM (WLxeI)
linky to Washington Times online poll on who will win Ames...
so exciting less than forty people have bothered to vote.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 04:24 PM (AZGON)
And three of those votes were for that teacher who was caught fucking that doll..
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 12:26 PM (lOyKe)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 12:27 PM (xVEHz)
Look at all of the angles not just one.
Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 13, 2011 12:28 PM (mmHDH)
Palin isn't running. Yeah, I know. Nobody wants to believe it but you really have to get over it and pay attention to what she says. She's really not making it that hard to grasp.
Posted by: Jaynie59 at August 13, 2011 12:29 PM (4zKCA)
The only reason I give a shit about the straw poll is because I want to know how many write-ins are for Perry.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:29 PM (i1dgm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:29 PM (AZGON)
Keep a movin,' movin,' movin'
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them 'terfers a movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just grab a thread and piss on 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my head's a spinnin'
My troll will be a waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2011 12:29 PM (DEcmU)
Posted by: Breitbart at August 13, 2011 12:30 PM (uoAzW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:30 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:30 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 12:31 PM (uoAzW)
And three of those votes were for that teacher who was caught fucking that doll..
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 04:26 PMThree more came from Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey and his two water-carriers from Tepid Air.
Here's betting "the Captain" will be weeping in his rootbeer tonight after T-Paw finishes behind Herman Cain, Zombie George Carlin and Pat Buchanan.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 12:32 PM (YjjrR)
Posted by: scottythrust at August 13, 2011 12:32 PM (M1PV9)
wtf, ace?
The strongest Texas accent ever in the White House was Lady Bird's and she was from way the hell over by the Louisiana border. You couldn't cut it with a saw.
I worked as a teenage student gofer for KLBJ shortly before LBJ died, and Lady Bird was as sweet a person as you could imagine. Her husband was a nasty prick, RIP.
Don't mess with the Bird..
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 12:32 PM (lOyKe)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 12:33 PM (FcR7P)
and Iowahawk twittering to death Debbie whatshernamesgtschulz (my favorite: guess her species and win a prize!)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2011 04:27 PM (c9Ivb)
Hyena?
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:33 PM (i1dgm)
P.S. do we know how Ace has managed to evade custody this long?
He's 3 ft tall and covered in fur. Not to mention that Ewoks smell a lot like wet dog...
If I had to wager, it'd be that he's probably posting from the 'New Arrival' pen at the Charleston Humane Society.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 12:35 PM (xVEHz)
With Reagan it was the same - they literary predicted he would cause a third-world war. Even my mother was convinced of that when Reagan won and she made my father apply for a visa to Australia - so the family could immigrate to escape the nuclear holocaust.
And you think I'm exaggerating.
Oh, I hope Perry wins.
Posted by: Guido at August 13, 2011 12:35 PM (4o3gW)
Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 12:35 PM (EPcuy)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:37 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: The Japanese at August 13, 2011 12:37 PM (AZGON)
I've been waiting and waiting for him to make the decision. He was my choice from the beginning. He is the male Sarah Palin. He has balls, and will bring it to Obama, Romney won't and none of the others will either.
Now who for VP?
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2011 12:38 PM (8Mnyu)
Usually its the social and military crusaders I am working up in a lather with my crazy alien constrained government at home and abroad lines of thinking.
I refered to the turds that wouldn't flush because that was the behavior. Not seen too much change my mind that any of these turds are sentient and worth addressing. We all brought up and talked about those issues months ago. We certainly didn't just spam it over and over again in a panic.
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 12:38 PM (v8Pb8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:38 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 12:39 PM (lOyKe)
Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:35 PM (EPcuy)
While JEF is a puppet on a chain
Posted by: Red Shirt at August 13, 2011 12:42 PM (FIDMq)
For a glimpse into the rabidness of Aggies:
Texas A&M maintains a cemetery on campus where all of the past Reveilles are buried. Reveilles I through IV were buried side-by-side in a small cemetery in front of Kyle Field with their noses and paws pointed so that they could look through the north tunnel and see the stadium scoreboard. This way, "they can always watch the Aggies outscore their opponent on the field."[23]
In 1997, the university decided to expand Kyle Field and build the Bernard C. Richardson Zone at the north end of the stadium. This necessitated the removal of the cemetery. After meeting with representatives of the Traditions Council, Student Senate, and E-2, the athletic department decided to create a temporary cemetery across the street in Cain Park. Upon completion of the stadium addition in 1999, the graves were relocated to a permanent cemetery at the new, tree-lined Kyle Field Plaza.[23] Due to the recent additions the gravesites' view of Kyle Field were blocked, a miniature scoreboard was constructed on the outside of the stadium so that the mascots can still watch the Aggies outscore their opponents
So the dead dogs can still watch the game. That's Aggieland.
Posted by: TexasJew at August 13, 2011 12:42 PM (lOyKe)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 12:42 PM (uoAzW)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:43 PM (AZGON)
...hope he wins and kicks Obama's ass...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rick Perry
for President
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Posted by: CanaDave at August 13, 2011 12:43 PM (IuNVR)
awww jeeesh, don't make us come over there again.
Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 12:46 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2011 04:41 PM (c9Ivb)
Mark Steyn had an excellent rant about that a few weeks ago while filling in for Rush.
The thrust of it was basically that the average European is used to being a bitch and they embrace it.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:46 PM (i1dgm)
You sure they're talking about Texas Rick Perry? Arch conservative?
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 13, 2011 12:46 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:46 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 13, 2011 12:48 PM (lpWVn)
I had two flats in Cut & Shoot back in the day, one on my truck and the other by a pretty little thang in the back seat that I was dating.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 12:48 PM (Tdya9)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:49 PM (AZGON)
The Proud Eyes of Texas Are Upon You.
Let's get this Rodeo started & kick Obama's boney ass back to Chicago & get as many conservatives elected into office all over the country as we can.
Gig Em' Perry 2012
Posted by: workingclass artist at August 13, 2011 12:49 PM (nD95B)
All I keep thinking about is Perry in a debate with Barack Obama using that line "I will work every day to make Washington, D.C. as inconsequential to your lives as possible." What the hell can Obama say in response to that? "That's racist"?
Posted by: rockmom at August 13, 2011 12:49 PM (lSyyU)
That's to be expected from a bunch of frickin' Nazi's. Did I mention they are Nazi's? Arch-Nazi's, even...
Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 12:50 PM (WCm02)
Looks like we are going to be working for another Texan in the WH again, time to start planning for another Texas sized meet-up.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 12:50 PM (Tdya9)
Its got to be hard to be a troll, I know we have covered it before but hillbuzz and others dug up the paid Obama trolls locations etc.. in 08. We really should bring all that up again soon and layout the past strategy so that when it ramps up again this election we don't just look like we are making it up to excuse the numbers of Obama supporters flooding comment boards with their brilliant pre written cntrl -c cntrl v bullcrap.
Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 12:51 PM (v8Pb8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:51 PM (AZGON)
Now who for VP?
Posted by: Jaimo at August 13, 2011 04:38 PM (8Mnyu)
West. We need a bulldog as VP.
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 12:52 PM (i1dgm)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 13, 2011 12:52 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:53 PM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 12:54 PM (Tdya9)
Now who for VP?
hmmmmm, i think perry would make a great vp for President Palin
just saying
*****runs away*****
Posted by: navycopjoe aka Palinista Extremo at August 13, 2011 12:55 PM (R7NIt)
If anything happened to Perry, or his hair, I wouldn't be nervous about his presidency
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 13, 2011 12:56 PM (lpWVn)
Been saying that myself.
and we'd get TWO accents for the price of one!
Perry said all the right stuff in the announcement speech.
Cain explained how to do it in the debate.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 12:57 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: grognard at August 13, 2011 12:59 PM (xMJlE)
Bolton or Allen West would be my choices.
If Perry has any weaknesses in foreign policy -- who knows right now? -- Bolton would fix that in a heartbeat.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 01:19 PM (YjjrR)
Are you saying Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?
Just in case everyone else reacts slowly, I'll say it: Osama Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 01:20 PM (YjjrR)
Posted by: grognard at August 13, 2011 04:59 PM (xMJlE)
This. And the horns should blow the first couple bars of Dixie.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2011 01:21 PM (4q5tP)
You know, the Paulbots and Obamatards I understand. They have nothing else to do but hold onto their cult. But what's up with the Palin people? She's not a candidate. He is. He has the best chance to defeat Obama.
What's more important - getting rid of Obama or clinging to your cult?
Posted by: Y-not is hungry for victory! at August 13, 2011 01:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 13, 2011 01:39 PM (qvify)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 13, 2011 01:42 PM (qvify)
btw, this is a response to several comments. both guys said Perry couldnt get Ohio. Why not? As long as his closet is empty of skeletons and gaffes and he's not viewed as too crazy on entitlements, buckeyes will lap his jobs talk right up.
Posted by: Schindler's golden nazi pin at August 13, 2011 01:49 PM (9W3/G)
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 05:20 PM (YjjrR)
Who?
What?
Where am I?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2011 02:01 PM (F2lG1)
I want Perry to explain how supporting open borders improves the employment opportunities for Americans.
Just another Bush.
Posted by: Molon Labe at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (g5MrG)
Posted by: The Rest Is Noise AudioBook at August 13, 2011 04:34 PM (UY4BR)
He is a decent American and probably, for better or worse, a true centrist, which will make you want to string him up or kick him in the shins, whichever. Other times he'll come through and you'll be saying it's about damn time. He actually has walked both sides of the isle, which if played right can be used to his advantage. He has put us through a lot of crap down here, but in the end if we scream(ed) at him loud enough he'd end up listening and doing the right thing the majority of the time. Not all the time mind you, but most of it. But remember he didn't do it on his own, we've got a decent assembly which helped him be very effective. Which means this election is about more than just the presidency whether Obama gets re-elected or we take the WH. We need to keep the House and take the Senate. Mainly it means if Perry takes it he's has to have the right backing and you have to watch him like a hawk.
At this point I'll hold my nose and vote for him in the primary, let's face it, the field is weak; and if he wins that, the general election. I have a hard time trusting him, and though it makes no sense he is actually the one RINO I would say okay to. Although, I wouldn't call him a RINO per se, though many will, more like a right-leaning centrist who will frustrate the crap out of you for lack of a better description.
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